Original subtitles

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- C'mon! Let's go, s'go s'go s'go s'go...

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- We're s'go s'go s'go s'go s'going!

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- Our Goober Lux is three minutes away

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and I'm not gonna lose my five-star rating

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for any of you! - You could help us.

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- I'm helping by yelling -- let's go! Let's go!

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- Relax, boss. I'm good to go.

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- We're going to Paris.

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You're not gonna pack anything?

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- Whatever I need the universe will provide.

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- Okay Miles, I packed all your stuff again.

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- Told ya'.

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- Why do you do this for him?

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- The only way he'll learn is if I do it

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over and over for him again until he learns.

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- Bose! Bring the stuff outside.

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[ weird voice ] - You got it, boss.

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Remember, I am Bose.

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- Wait a minute...

[ gasps ] I knew I smelled science in here!

- Wait a minute...

Schwoz, why are you dressed like Bose?

- Wait a minute...

- 'Cuz I want to go to Paris!

- Wait a minute...

It's the city of love! And I want to fall in love!

- Wait a minute...

- Awww... - The heart seeks what it needs.

- Wait a minute...

- First of all, we're not going to Paris to fall in love.

- Wait a minute...

We're going to Paris because the French Captain Man is on strike.

- Wait a minute...

Second of all, everybody knows you're gonna die alone.

- Wait a minute...

[ gasps ]

- Wait a minute...

- Monsieur Man is on strike?! - Yes!

- Wait a minute...

MONSIEUR MAN: I am Monsieur Man. Ha ha!

- Wait a minute...

- They need us to protect France's

- Wait a minute...

greatest national treasures until he agrees

- Wait a minute...

to go back to work.

- Wait a minute...

- Yeah, how long is that gonna take?

- Wait a minute...

- I don't know. Ask him when you get there.

- Wait a minute...

- I don't speak French.

- Wait a minute...

- Sure you do. French is just English,

- Wait a minute...

but with their ridiculous accents! Ha ha!

- Wait a minute...

- That's very ridiculously wrong.

- Wait a minute...

[ alert siren ]

- Wait a minute...

- Sorry I'm late! I couldn't find my hoodie.

- Wait a minute...

Hey, I have that same hoodie.

- Wait a minute...

And that same hair!

- Wait a minute...

- You pack all our travelin' weapons?

- Wait a minute...

- Yeah. - You got Lil' Sizzler?

- Wait a minute...

- 'Course. - The Smoke Wagon?

- Wait a minute...

- In there. - The Mean-Wheel?

- Wait a minute...

- Trick question. There is no weapon called

- Wait a minute...

The Mean-Wheel.

- Wait a minute...

- Okay Chapa... - Alright.

- Wait a minute...

- I got a Mean-Wheel right here.

- Wait a minute...

- You show it to the bad guy and when he sees

- Wait a minute...

all the mean faces on it he's like,

- Wait a minute...

"Put that away that's soooo mean!"

- Wait a minute...

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- Please do.

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- We're real superheroes. - Yeah.

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- We use real weapons. - Yeah.

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- Not things like... The Mean-Wheel

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

and Boo-Boo Pew-Pew.

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- [ gasps ] Ah I forgot my Boo-Boo Pew-Pew upstairs!

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- Hey, Ray? - What?

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- There's a Goober Lux SUV outside.

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- Oh my stars -- my stars!

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

- What? - I missed the alert,

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

now my five star rating is going down!

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

C'mon c'mon c'mon. S'go s'go s'go!

- Lemme holla at you for a second.

Chapa! - What?

- Get that.

Chapa! - What?

RAY: C'mon! Leave it!

Chapa! - What?

SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: Security system armed

Chapa! - What?

in three... two...

Chapa! - What?

SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: one.

Chapa! - What?

- Boo-Boo Pew-Pew no!!!

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- Chapa? Miles? Mika?

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Bose?

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Oh wait, that's me.

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Uh... security system lady?

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SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: What can I help you with?

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- Can you turn these lasers off?

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It's been four hours and I gotta pee.

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SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: System shutdown requires magic word.

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- I wish I were smart like Schwoz.

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Schwoz is smart. He'd know the magic word.

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SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: "Schwoz is smart" is the magic word.

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- Wait, that's three words.

Okay it's fine it's fine.

- Wait, that's three words.

Well, Bose. They forgot us.

We're all alone in the Man's Nest.

Well, Bose. They forgot us.

We're all alone in the Man's Nest!

Missus Security System?

We're all alone in the Man's Nest!

Play some "alone in the Man's Nest music."

We're all alone in the Man's Nest!

SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: [ giggles ] Sounds good.

We're all alone in the Man's Nest!

And Bose... have a little fun.

We're all alone in the Man's Nest!

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We're all alone in the Man's Nest!

- I don't even know where this bed came from!

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Security System! Turn off the music,

I'm about to watch an "Adults Only Show."

Security System! Turn off the music,

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

health care policy in America

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

single payer amortization mortgage interest deduction

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

penalty social security funding

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

a bunch of boring stuff The Pentagon.

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

Our first caller is from Swellview.

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

Go ahead, caller.

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

- Ahahahaaaa I'm a kid watching an adults only show!

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

- You shouldn't be watching an adults only show!

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

Where are your parents, or other grown up co-workers?!

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

- Uh, I wanna say... Italy?

- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:

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- Alright everybody calm down.

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America's here.

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Alright first things first,

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I got a couple'a great jokes about French people.

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So let's dive right in.

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How many French people does it take to surrender to--

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- Okay, we're not gonna do that.

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[ speaking French ]

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- I'm sorry, I do not understand.

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- I was speaking French. - But no!

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French is just English with a very ridiculous accent!

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- See? I'm right about everything.

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- This place kinda' looks like Hip Hop Purée.

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- But of course! We want you to feel at home

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while you guard our national treasures.

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- Well I guess somebody has to.

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Since Monsieur Man over there is on strike.

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- That is correct -- I will not fight crime

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until someone buys me a pretty pink motorcycle.

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I'm sick of taking the subway!

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I want to drive around and say, "Beep beep beep out of my way!

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I am Monsieur Man!" Ha ha!

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- Okay. What are we guarding here?

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- Only the most important treasures in all of France.

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Napoleon's pants.

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- Hmm. Those are dinky pants.

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- The first French bread ever baked.

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- I don't want any part of that. - That's kind of gross!

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- And finally... the original helmets

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of music superstars the Daft Punk.

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- That's super cool!

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- I definitely know who Daft Punk is.

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Because I'm cool. And I know cool things.

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- Name any of their songs.

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- There's no time! Volt!

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Let's get an inventory of those weapons

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before any of these cheese-eaters try to steal

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my favorite band's helmets or whatever.

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- We got a problem, Cap.

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We took the wrong weapons bag.

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CAPTAIN MAN: Aww, what?

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Care to explain this, buddy?

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"BRAINSTORM": I can't, because I am the dumb one.

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- Ew, did somebody science in here!

Wait a minute.

- Ew, did somebody science in here!

Schwoz! Dangit! I thought I told you

- Ew, did somebody science in here!

to stay home, you little nerd--

- Ew, did somebody science in here!

- I want to find lovvvvve!

- Ew, did somebody science in here!

- Wait -- if that was Schwoz? Then where's...

- Ew, did somebody science in here!

- [ gasps ] Kevin!

- Ew, did somebody science in here!

I mean -- Bose!

- Ew, did somebody science in here!

I mean -- Brainstorm!

- Ew, did somebody science in here!

It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all taking at once ]

It all just kinda happened.

- Stop talking!

It all just kinda happened.

♪ Danger ♪

It all just kinda happened.

♪ Whoaaa-oooh ♪

It all just kinda happened.

♪ Whoaaa-oooh ♪

It all just kinda happened.

♪ Ooooh-ooooh ♪

It all just kinda happened.

♪ Danger! ♪

It all just kinda happened.

♪ One two three Force! ♪

It all just kinda happened.

[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!

It all just kinda happened.

- That's just the doorbell. - I know.

It all just kinda happened.

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

Did we leave him at home?

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

- Alone? - Yes!

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

He's my favorite one!

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

SHOUTOUT: Wow. - Whoa!

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

- The same. - He's probably scared

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

and cold and hungry and tired...

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

- Well I am happy and sweaty and well-fed and ready to dance!

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

♪ Time for you to have the time of your life! ♪

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

♪ When I say yee, you say haw! ♪

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

♪ Yee! Haw! ♪

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

♪ Yee! ♪

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

- Yee! I mean Haw!

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

♪ When I say yee, you say haw! ♪

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

♪ Yee! Yee haw! ♪

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

♪ Yee! Haw haw! ♪

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

CAPTAIN MAN: ♪ Shuffle to the right, gonna jam to the left ♪

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

- Who's this little cowboy?

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

The Man's Nest is supposed to be empty.

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

- I don't know but he's got some sweet moves.

VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?

- Let me down.

I checked Captain Man's EnvyGram feed.

- Let me down.

Huh. He's definitely in Paris.

- Let me down.

- Wanna give up and go down to the Pickle Barn?

- Let me down.

- No!

- Let me down.

It's just one kid, we can take him.

And then the Man's Nest is ours!

It's just one kid, we can take him.

- Okay, but first I gotta make a quick little viddy.

It's just one kid, we can take him.

Hey Frankini!

It's just one kid, we can take him.

Look at me, I'm with another guy

It's just one kid, we can take him.

and we're about to do a hot crime.

It's just one kid, we can take him.

- What the heck are you doing?

It's just one kid, we can take him.

- Making Frankini jealous so he'll take me back!

It's just one kid, we can take him.

- No, no. Gimme that phone!

It's just one kid, we can take him.

Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!

It's just one kid, we can take him.

Gimme... Give me it! Give me it!

It's just one kid, we can take him.

♪ To do the Captain Man you gotta blow bubbles, ♪

It's just one kid, we can take him.

♪ you gotta fight crime. ♪

It's just one kid, we can take him.

♪ Find a hot mom so you can have the time of your life-- ♪

It's just one kid, we can take him.

- Bad guys?! That's bad!

It's just one kid, we can take him.

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These two are about to get a taste of the Mean-Wheel...

A Plasma Blaster?

What am I supposed to do with this?

A Plasma Blaster?

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- Somebody call my baby Bose!

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- Relax, okay? I'm calling him.

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- [ French laugh ] It won't work.

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FRENCH OPERATOR: The cell service you are using,

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ATandOui, is on strike.

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- The whole country is now on strike.

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They all strike for Monsieur Man! Ha ha!

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- If only we had someone who could teleport back home.

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Au revoir, Frenchies.

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- Nice! Finally, one of your superpowers actually worked.

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Lookin' at you, ShoutOut.

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- Wow you're really gonna go there.

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FRENCH WOMAN 1: What are you doing?!

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FRENCH WOMAN 2: Get out of here!

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- Okay, if anyone else is curious,

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that is the ladies room. - Eww.

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- Wow, mission accomplished, friend.

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- Anybody else got any ideas?!

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- I've got an idea.

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Why don't you stop that mime from stealing the baguette?

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- Mime? - Baguette?

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- Stealing? - From?

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- Freeze.

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Oh, freeze. Like he's cold. That's good.

Alright, take the bread, you've earned it.

Oh, freeze. Like he's cold. That's good.

- No! - That's stealing!

Oh, freeze. Like he's cold. That's good.

- He's getting away!

Oh, freeze. Like he's cold. That's good.

- I guess it works.

- Well, sometimes you just...

- I guess it works.

y'know, get lucky.

- I guess it works.

- That's a Daft Punk song.

- I guess it works.

- [ laughs ] I know it is, thank you...

- I guess it works.

- Then sing it.

- I guess it works.

- Too expensive.

- I guess it works.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

- You gotta film me!

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

I wanna make a Goomerang and send it to Frankini!

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

- Just smash the dang doors!

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

- Fine, I'll Goomer-ang myself.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

- Do it already alright.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

Hey where'd you get that outfit, the Liam Neeson collection.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

TODDLER: Just smash it.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

- C'mon... rock...

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

TODDLER: Y'know I've made soiled diapers smarter than you.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

Swing it already.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

- Fine I'll smash it! - Thank you!

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

- Those are nice doors...

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

oh wait, don't think about the doors.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

BRAINSTORM: Awww.

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

Dangit!

- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!

[ Toddler laughs ]

- I got that on video.

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Erase!

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Whoa! Want me to send it to Frankini?

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Noo! - Oooh! Oooh!

[ Toddler laughs ]

[ Toddler laughs ]

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Talk! I said talk!

[ Toddler laughs ]

Tell me where your friends are!

[ Toddler laughs ]

- He's a mime. They don't talk.

[ Toddler laughs ]

- They also don't have friends.

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Oh, he's got friends. He's a mime.

[ Toddler laughs ]

They live in hives. So when you see one,

[ Toddler laughs ]

you know there's gotta be a mime-hive nearby somewhere.

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Are you thinking of bees?

[ Toddler laughs ]

- No! Mimes work together, they live in hives,

[ Toddler laughs ]

and they protect their Mime-Queen at all costs.

[ Toddler laughs ]

Trust me. - I do not trust you.

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Talk! Tell me where your hive is!

[ Toddler laughs ]

- He's not going to talk!

[ Toddler laughs ]

- We'll see about that...

[ Toddler laughs ]

Talk!

[ Toddler laughs ]

Talk! Talk!

[ Toddler laughs ]

Okay, this guy's good.

[ Toddler laughs ]

He's gotten me twice so far,

[ Toddler laughs ]

I say we just let him have the bread you guys.

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Noooo... - Stop!

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Again, no. - But he wants it.

[ Toddler laughs ]

CAPTAIN MAN: Look he's hungry.

[ Toddler laughs ]

Oh wait. He's got a little bib going--

[ Toddler laughs ]

- CAAAAAAAP!! - Whaaatttt?

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Let's try something else. - Like what?

[ Toddler laughs ]

- What if we just... play along?

[ Toddler laughs ]

Let's let him do his mime games

[ Toddler laughs ]

and maybe he'll like us and tell us something.

[ Toddler laughs ]

AWOL: If he won't speak our language,

[ Toddler laughs ]

let's try speaking his.

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Oh, no! I sure hope no one

throws an imaginary rope around me!

- Oh, no! I sure hope no one

- What? - What?

- Oh, no! I sure hope no one

- Because then I'd have no choice but to get pulled in.

- Oh, no! I sure hope no one

Oh no! I'm running away.

Oh... Ahhhh!

Oh no! I'm running away.

He's got me!

Oh no! I'm running away.

- He got you! He totally got you!

Oh no! I'm running away.

Do me next! Do me! Rope me!

Oh no! I'm running away.

Rope me! Rope me! Rope me!

Oh no! I'm running away.

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Oh no! I'm running away.

- Frankini never lets me jump on the bed!

Oh no! I'm running away.

- Hey, shut up will ya?! I'm tryin' to call the news!

Oh no! I'm running away.

- Frankini always said I'd break the bed but he's wrong!

Oh no! I'm running away.

He was right...

- Would you get up off of this bed?

He was right...

- Okay think Bose. Think.

He was right...

There's gotta be some way you can beat those guys.

He was right...

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: I got an idea.

He was right...

- Boo-Boo Pew-Pew?! You can talk?!

He was right...

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: No. This is all in your imagination.

He was right...

Your heightened sense of survival

He was right...

is creating my voice in your head.

He was right...

- Whoa...

He was right...

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Right? Plus, you ate a loooota hair gel,

He was right...

so you're getting sick.

He was right...

- It was so tasty.

He was right...

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Yeah yeah f'sure f'sure.

He was right...

But for real though... I have an idea

He was right...

about how you're gonna beat these guys.

He was right...

- Hit me, Boo-Boo.

He was right...

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Why don't you turn on the security system?

He was right...

- The security system?

He was right...

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Yeah. That's what lasered me right in half!

He was right...

- That's a great idea!

He was right...

And I can use my powers to float that pencil

He was right...

over to the keypad and turn it on!

He was right...

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: No, no no no buddy --

He was right...

just stroll on over and use your fingers to--

He was right...

- Shut up, Boo-Boo Pew-Pew! I'm using my powers!

He was right...

- Uh oh! We're tied up!

He was right...

CAPTAIN MAN: Now you gotta do Volt next.

He was right...

- Tie up Volt! - Yeah do Volt!

He was right...

- C'mon Volt! Play along.

He was right...

- Nope. Not doing it. CAPTAIN MAN: C'mon.

He was right...

- You're in Paris! Give in to the whimsy.

He was right...

[ ShoutOut and AWOL in unison ] - Whimsy! Whimsy! Whimsy!

He was right...

- She's moving. She's playing along!

He was right...

[ ShoutOut and AWOL in unison ] - Whimsy! Whimsy!

He was right...

Whimsy! Whimsy!

He was right...

- Man I told you this guy was good.

He was right...

That's it, case closed, he's gettin' the bread.

He was right...

- He's not gonna get the bread.

He was right...

- It's not our bread to decide what to--

He was right...

Hold up. What's happening?

He was right...

- Is this still part of his act?

He was right...

- Yeah! Let him do it!

He was right...

- I thought the whole thing with mimes

He was right...

is that they only pretend to do real things.

He was right...

- No! The thing about mimes is they make invisible honey!

He was right...

- Again, bees. - I'm worried about you.

He was right...

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

He was right...

- What are you laughing at, man?!

He was right...

- It's more mimes!

- They've come from their hive!

- It's more mimes!

- Is that... a Mime-Queen?!

- It's more mimes!

- And is she squirting invisible honey on a piece of toast?

- It's more mimes!

- Of course she is!

- It's more mimes!

I told you I'm right about everything!!!

- It's more mimes!

- Oh how dare you.

- It's more mimes!

[ all shouting at once ]

- It's more mimes!

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- We gotta stop those mimes! - I'm trying, I'm just stuck!

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- I can't believe this stupid thing actually works

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

and stop laughing!

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- Stop being funny!

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

[ ShoutOut super-screams ]

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- It worked! - Nice!

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- About time.

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

Hey hey! Nice job, AWOL!

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

VOLT: Where'd he go?

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- Who cares? It's queen-punchin' time.

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

Ahhhhhhhh!!!

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Can't... talk.... right now...

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Yeah, I gotta get back to France.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

You wanna roll with me?

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Can't... little... busy... - Alright.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

Hey did you know that mimes live in hives?

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Everyone... knows... that...

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: My guy?

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

You still got two un-lasered legs.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

Be an honor to watch you walk over and--

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Shut up, Boo-Boo Pew-Pew!

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- You can access it from the file menu.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

Now is it the edit screen? - You're probably wrong.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Hello? It's Mary Gaperman.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- No no. Yes, I can see you...

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

Can you see me? - Can you hear me?

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Just hit accept video chat Gaperman!

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- I'm pressing the button.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

Stop it! I'm Doing this.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- This is fun!

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Stop it! Don't press the button.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

Don't press the-- Gimme the remote.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- No it's my remote.

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

You had the buttons, I got the remote!

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Give me- Gimme the-- Gimme it to me!

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

♪ So you can have the time of your life. ♪

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

♪ When I say yee, you say haw! ♪

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

Yee! - Huh?

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- Yee! - Huh?

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

- What the Florida-Georgia Line is this?

- Oh. Hey, Bose.

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

- Get over here and help me with the queen!

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

- We have to secure the treasures!

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

- Who cares about the treasures!

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

We gotta take out this queen before she lays any more eggs!

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

- Eggs?

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

- Grrr! Grrrr! Grrr!

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

What?

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

[ Monsieur Man laughs ]

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

- Yes! Eggs that hatch into mime larvae! Keep up!

- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.

Ahhhhh!

- Oh, no!

BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Tough break, anyway new plan!

- Oh, no!

Just use your finger here--

- Oh, no!

oh.. oh okay.

- Oh, no!

CAPTAIN MAN ON VIDEO: Oh oh oh oh!

- Oh, no!

♪ But deep down I'm not okay. ♪

- Oh, no!

♪ It's just me and my truck and I don't give a..... ♪

- Oh, no!

♪ hand to just anyone. ♪

- Oh, no!

- Hey hey hey, one more song

- Oh, no!

and then we gotta call the news back.

- Oh, no!

- Yeeee-huh!

- Oh, no!

♪ And the loving Captain Maaaaannnn ♪

[ super-screams ]

- Sorry!

[ super-screams ]

- It's okay...

[ super-screams ]

Alright lady, Bag-uettte wrecked!

[ super-screams ]

- "Bag-uette wrecked?" - Yeah.

- Okay, Chapa. - Yeah.

- "Bag-uette wrecked?" - Yeah.

- Uh, little help?

- "Bag-uette wrecked?" - Yeah.

- GAAAAHHH! - AHHHHH!

- "Bag-uette wrecked?" - Yeah.

- Thanks. - No problem.

- Ah-HAAAAAA!

- Thanks. - No problem.

Aw man, I missed a chance to punch a mime?

- Thanks. - No problem.

[ siren buzzes ]

- Thanks. - No problem.

- The strike. She is over!

- Thanks. - No problem.

- What? - Yes,

- Thanks. - No problem.

the France has purchased me a pretty pink motorcycle.

- Thanks. - No problem.

Now beep, beep, beep, beep, out of my way!

- Thanks. - No problem.

I am Monsieur Man! Ha ha!

- Thanks. - No problem.

[ music ]

- I don't know is it the thing?

[ music ]

- Breaking news! The Toddler and Goomer

[ music ]

have broken into the Man's Nest!

[ music ]

- That's right!

[ music ]

And you tell Frankini I said that...

[ music ]

that I love him and I...

[ music ]

and I miss him...

[ music ]

[ Goomer sobs ]

[ music ]

- How are you a bigger baby than me?

[ music ]

SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: Security system activated.

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- Yaaaahhh!

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- I guess that's what happens

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

when villains try to break into the Man's Nest.

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- That's right, Trent.

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

They dance for about twenty minutes

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

and then they get zapped.

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- Well then I'm sure none of them

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

will ever try to break in again.

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- Let's hope not. Trent?

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- Show's over, Mare. Just smile and wave.

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- Oh.

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- Captain Man! The strike, she is--

- Yeah, yeah, she's over. - We heard.

- Captain Man! The strike, she is--

- Did you protect our French National Treasures?

- Captain Man! The strike, she is--

- Well... - Uhhhhhh....

- Captain Man! The strike, she is--

- Not even a little.

- Captain Man! The strike, she is--

- Hey, the pants made it.

- Captain Man! The strike, she is--

My bad. That's on me.

- What are we going to do?!

My bad. That's on me.

- Oh well, weeeee... are gonna go home.

My bad. That's on me.

- You cannot just leave!

My bad. That's on me.

You came here, made a lot of dustup,

My bad. That's on me.

and destroyed all of our stuff!

My bad. That's on me.

- Well, you know... America.

My bad. That's on me.

CAPTAIN MAN: I catch you talking Spanish, it wasn't for us.

- You guys! I met the love of my life--

CAPTAIN MAN: I catch you talking Spanish, it wasn't for us.

- We're leaving.

CAPTAIN MAN: I catch you talking Spanish, it wasn't for us.

- No! But I just found true love--

CAPTAIN MAN: I catch you talking Spanish, it wasn't for us.

- I said we're leaving.

CAPTAIN MAN: I catch you talking Spanish, it wasn't for us.

- Whyyyyy?

CAPTAIN MAN: I catch you talking Spanish, it wasn't for us.

[ music ]

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ I'm okaaaay! ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ Danger ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ Whoaaa-oooh ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ Whoaaa-oooh ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ Ooooh-ooooh ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ Danger! ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ One two three Force! ♪

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪