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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,925 Mr. Geng? 2 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,931 Mr. Geng? 3 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,188 Divorce Agreement 4 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,359 Tattoo: Quit Smoking 5 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:25,831 Take a message to her. 6 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,541 I've split all possessions with her. 7 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,084 Half and half. 8 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:31,795 Fair and square. 9 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,089 Mr. Geng, my client wants you to know 10 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,256 she's happy to give up 11 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,718 whatever she's entitled to. 12 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,139 I'm sorry to notify you so late. 13 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,730 Give it up? 14 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,149 As far as I know, the law says 15 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:56,236 a couple's possessions should be split upon divorce. 16 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,905 She thinks she lives above the law? 17 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,740 The law allows her to relinquish all claims. 18 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,825 Is it right to sleep with a rich guy? 19 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,872 Does the law say if you are rich, you can seduce somebody else's wife, 20 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:11,626 or send a pretentious jerk like you to my home and teach me the law? 21 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,591 Take a message to your master, 22 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,718 if a rich guy takes a hammer blow to the head, 23 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,220 will he bleed like a poor guy? 24 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,430 Mr. Geng, to answer your question, 25 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,348 we'll have to talk about the criminal law. 26 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,934 If you need, 27 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,518 we do provide criminal defense. 28 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,438 By the way, 29 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,815 we call them "clients", 30 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,275 not "masters". 31 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,650 Hey, pal. 32 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,777 Do you have a lighter? 33 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:02,612 What? 34 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:03,697 A lighter. 35 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:28,972 Thanks. 36 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:07,552 Fuck. 37 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,683 You've got some guts. 38 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,560 You've watched too many violent movies. 39 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,020 Geng Hao? 40 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,313 Yes, miss. 41 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,442 I just won an award. 42 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,070 The most promising producer of the year. 43 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,490 Your hand. 44 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,122 Listen to me. 45 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,873 This is your wife. 46 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,710 This is you. 47 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,462 And this is her lover. 48 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,591 You just killed him. Then what? 49 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,386 Then the police will come, and you'll be arrested. 50 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,845 Then you'll be sentenced to death. 51 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,806 You think she will cry for the rest of her life? 52 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,724 No! A big plate of guys will be there for her! 53 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,144 -Are you trying to do them a favor? -Call me when it's done. 54 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,938 -May I tell you something, miss? -What? 55 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,982 You stuck the wrong guy. He's the patient, not me. 56 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,400 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 57 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,236 You're so beautiful that I couldn't resist. 58 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,158 Oh, no. I'm dizzy at the sight of the needle. 59 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,409 I already removed the needle. 60 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,369 Oh, no. I'm dizzy at the sight of you, beauty. 61 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,621 -You're so sick. Press it. -I know you hate me. 62 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,206 That's why you stuck me, not him. 63 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,504 What are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? 64 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,133 Stop acting like a loser. 65 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,051 In the hospital... 66 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,846 Enough. 67 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,560 It's over. 68 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,480 It's over. 69 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,606 I've lost everything. 70 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,487 What's wrong with me? 71 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,239 What's wrong with me? 72 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,964 This is something a bunny girl like you, Little Lolita princess, 73 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,757 will never understand. 74 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,635 Have you heard of "mid-life crisis?" 75 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:17,015 I'm in a very difficult divorce, which breaks my heart terribly. 76 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,268 You know how much I took last night? 77 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,397 I was taken to pumped my stomach! 78 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,899 Have you ever had your stomach pumped before? 79 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,401 You wouldn't feel a thing. 80 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,777 It felt like I'd vomit all my guts out. 81 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,488 Stop this bullshit! 82 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,282 Hold on. You almost gave me a heart attack, jerk. 83 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:38,036 Come on. Get dressed. I don't want to talk to naked people. 84 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,123 When did you get circumcised? 85 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,208 That's neat. 86 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,709 Go to hell. 87 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,127 I should stitch your mouth up. 88 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,506 Where are we going? 89 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,342 Bunny girl. What do you think of her? Isn't she hot? 90 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:55,678 -Where are we going? -To meet the bunny girl. 91 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,514 Make a U-turn now. 92 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:01,059 U-turn my ass. I'm shipping props for crew! 93 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,520 -Hey, turn around. -Come with me. Take a break. 94 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,523 -Turn around! Stop messing! -Stop hitting my head, all right? 95 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,442 -Turn around! -Fuck! 96 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,819 Are you fucking crazy? 97 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,029 Fuck! 98 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:16,032 What the hell is this? Your pants? Did you wash it? 99 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,410 Must go home now. Juice is waiting. 100 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,412 Juice is right here with you. 101 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,914 Where the hell are you going? 102 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,958 You think I have nothing better to do? 103 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,793 I am a fucking producer, all right? 104 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,254 I could tell you're going nuts. 105 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,590 Either a jail or insane asylum's there, if you go back... 106 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:34,134 If you come, there are Barbies along the next 3000 kilometers. 107 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,385 What do you choose? 108 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,638 Let me show you the photo. See? 109 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,722 This is the same girl. 110 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,641 But she looks so different in these two photos. 111 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,934 Look at her breasts. 112 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,353 Any differences in these two? So what makes the difference? 113 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,354 You nuts or what? 114 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,398 No. This is called the "shadow effect". For real. 115 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,484 In photography, the more you emphasize the shadows, 116 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,152 the more interesting the space becomes. 117 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,570 Now you're in the shadow of life. 118 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,280 But the shadow is also part of your life. 119 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,990 Walk out of the shadow, all right? 120 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,451 Who's in the shadow, you or me? 121 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,536 Stay cool in your shadow. Leave me alone. 122 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,665 Where is my mobile? 123 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,045 All from Kang Xiaoyu. 124 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,547 16 missed calls 116 messages 125 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,927 I called you, but you didn't answer. 126 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,974 No matter what, I'm grateful that you signed the document. 127 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,559 I truly hope 128 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,854 you can be happy, too. 129 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,190 From my heart. 130 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,457 Not heading back? 131 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,376 Are you? 132 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,419 Look at you! 133 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,506 Take this. You'll find it useful. 134 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,051 There are other trees in the forest! Find yourself a new tree! 135 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,679 You promised me. Beautiful girls all along the road for 3000 km. 136 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,889 Now we've got only 2850 kilometers! 137 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,856 -Excuse me! -Come to put on some make-up, 138 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,191 you're late. 139 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,817 Give it to her. 140 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,445 Brooch. Earphone. 141 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:00,821 Open the door, please. 142 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,241 It's my wedding day. How can you be late! 143 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,159 What's wrong with you? 144 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,329 What's wrong? 145 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,830 No! The door is locked. 146 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:13,042 Now we have our bride here... 147 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,793 Move away. 148 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,170 Hey, what are you doing? 149 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:19,549 Now we have our bride here... 150 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,805 Dear friends, as you see, 151 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,475 obviously this is not a typical wedding, 152 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,060 but something unique. 153 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,647 It shows our bridesmaid can't wait 154 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,273 to usher in the bride 155 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,484 to marry her Mr. Right. 156 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,902 Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome the bride! 157 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,740 We gather here 158 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,367 on this auspicious day, 159 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,495 to celebrate 160 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,914 the union of a lovely couple. 161 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,209 Are you all right? 162 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:57,962 Did you get hurt? 163 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,046 I hope not. 164 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,090 -You may need a bandage. -Thanks. 165 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,095 What are you doing here? 166 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,140 I know the groom. 167 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,183 You know the groom? 168 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,309 Oh, my wife... 169 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,479 She works with the groom. 170 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,193 So I heard. 171 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,944 Take good care of yourself. 172 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,697 Slow down... 173 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,033 -I have to go. -Go. 174 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,243 -Do you need my help with this? -No, thanks. I'm fine. 175 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,161 All right? 176 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,501 I want to give my bouquet to someone special. 177 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,253 She's my best friend, and my bridesmaid. 178 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,716 Come here. 179 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:51,015 She's a good girl, but she's been unlucky with men. 180 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,393 She's still single. 181 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,061 These years... 182 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,939 I worry about her very much and I really wish... 183 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,528 Honey, I'm really really sorry... 184 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,740 that I haven't got a chance to tell you 185 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,408 that... 186 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,244 I'm about to get married, too. 187 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,582 Friends, what a surprise! 188 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,710 Let's applaud for love! 189 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,341 Are you feeling unhappy With life? 190 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:33,474 Haven't laughed for a long time But you don't know why? 191 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:41,315 You don't like this place And seem so unhappy 192 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:48,615 Let's go to Dali then 193 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:57,081 It will be a rough way and With thin air 194 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,584 Go To DALI - EP 195 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:04,046 You may be with a lonely heart In the wide splendid scenery 196 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:12,012 Neither do we know Who is waiting 197 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,646 The future's future Is a mystery 198 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,694 We all have sorrow experiences 199 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,657 Awesome, where can I download this? 200 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,493 Forget about the love bite On the shoulder 201 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,496 Sorry, for listening only. 202 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,919 Perhaps love is right there Waiting for you 203 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:50,510 Maybe the story begins... 204 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:59,101 Can you book me a ticket to Dali, please? 205 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,775 Forget about the love bite On the shoulder 206 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,825 Perhaps love is right there Waiting for you... 207 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,828 Hey, what are you doing? 208 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,707 How dare you? 209 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,376 I warn you, never mention to anybody that I was a singer before. 210 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,752 Why not? I tell you, 211 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,338 if you never quit, you might be an icon today. 212 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,131 You're a great singer. 213 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,593 When I drop off the props, I'll drive you to Dali. 214 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,054 Never mention Dali again. 215 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,389 Why not? 216 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,391 Dali, D-A-L-I. 217 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,186 -Capital of one night stand. -Did you see this? 218 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,563 Kang XiaoYu: I am sorry. Geng Hao 219 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:47,358 Souvenir of our encounter. Do you know where we met? 220 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,110 The Indus Inn in Dali. That was where we met. 221 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,865 So who's sorry, you or her? 222 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,993 Fuck you! 223 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,285 Don't pretend you're over her. 224 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,079 Isn't that what you want? 225 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,664 Okay, okay... Anyway, 226 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,542 "Love, wherever you go, whoever you encounter." 227 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,127 Hello? Your toll card, please. 228 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,504 Hi, Sweetie. 229 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,965 -May I know your name? -Yan. 230 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,550 What a beautiful name. 231 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,011 Really? My name is "Sugar Daddy"! 232 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,598 May I have your number, please? 233 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,934 For what? 234 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,686 To invite you to our lobster party. 235 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,773 Safe trip! 236 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,024 Sorry, sorry. 237 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,986 What's wrong with you? It's a tollbooth, not for dating! 238 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,030 Think why we are here! 239 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,323 Work on your attitude. 240 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,910 My attitude towards what? Flirting with a toll worker? 241 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,119 What is this? 242 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,328 Tianmen Mountain. 243 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,247 Gate to the Heavenly One Night Stand. 244 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,000 Whatever. Anywhere but Dali. 245 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,254 One, two, three. Good. 246 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,634 Good. Thanks. 247 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,679 Sweetie, my rake! 248 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,766 Wait. My rake! 249 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,585 Can you be a little bit more touristy? Come and buy a rock for God's sake! 250 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,171 Juice needs fresh air. 251 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,049 We should have taken the puppy with us. 252 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,635 -For what? -It's the best prop! 253 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,139 With a cute little puppy in your arms, 254 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,850 girls with a tender heart will swarm around you. 255 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,935 It's called Pavlovian response. 256 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,979 The experiment to screw the dog? 257 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,148 Are you comparing me with your dog? 258 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,399 Don't flatter yourself. You're no match to my dog. 259 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,901 Wait. You guys can be a good match. 260 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,611 You're both ready to mate with whoever. 261 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,864 That's the attitude. Got it? 262 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,282 What I was talking about. 263 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:04,912 Do you mean that this trip is for mating? 264 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,247 What else do you think it is? 265 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,167 That's the purpose of this trip. 266 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,836 That's the purpose, man! 267 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,048 Detach yourself, 268 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,674 except women. 269 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,884 Hello. 270 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,594 Damn! She's a mother! 271 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,555 This is too funny. 272 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,017 Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause! 273 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,060 All together! 274 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,981 As expected, now, it's the auction part! 275 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,774 That girl is superb. 276 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,026 Look. 277 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,737 What is it under this mud face? 278 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,198 Look at the body, you idiot. She's so hot. 279 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:44,451 And this is Tian Men Shan's Oriental Mystery Stone! 280 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,663 Also recommended by James Cameron, 281 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,956 "Stone with Luck"! 282 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,000 They are waving hello to us. 283 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,793 Look at your attitude now... 284 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,421 You need to move on. 285 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,964 Stop it! 286 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,216 Sure I've put it down! 287 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,675 Start hunting your birds! 288 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,178 Yeah! But how? Stand up to yell "I love you!"? 289 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,096 Idiot. 290 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,514 Never say the three words, all right? It's simply bad luck. 291 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,100 So should I go up there to kidnap her? 292 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,684 Follow me, say "hi". 293 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,436 Dare? Dare? 294 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,774 4000 Yuan. 295 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,027 This man calls 4000! Applause please! 296 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,071 Thank you! 297 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,488 She's flirting with us. 298 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,699 Thank you! Anyone call more? 299 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,576 Is there? 300 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,036 No, no, no. 301 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,829 No, no 4000, it's 5000! 302 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:29,997 No, no, no. 303 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,791 Sit down! Sit down. 304 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,209 You asked me to flirt with her! 305 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,586 I never ask you to stand up! 306 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,296 5000, the third time. 307 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,380 Turnover! 308 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,258 We give the new buyer a big welcome! 309 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,675 Come on! 310 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,843 Thank you! 311 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:43,761 Run! 312 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,223 Sir! Please, wait, sir! 313 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,143 Our pretty Avatar sister will give certificate to this man. 314 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,769 She will present you this award. 315 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,479 Thank you! 316 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,859 Congratulations, gentlemen. Please, pay. 317 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,694 Pay. 318 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,530 Pay for it. 319 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,161 What are you staring at me for? Pay it! 320 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,371 Give her money! 321 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,460 Please invoice my film company. 322 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,462 Give me your credit card. 323 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,299 Come on. 324 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,510 Thank you for your support. 325 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,929 One minute, honey. 326 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:30,183 My friend said we'd scare you away if we invited you to have a beer with us. 327 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,226 Dear friends, now let's have some fun here, 328 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,061 a show about Chinese kung fu! 329 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,272 Silver Spear Shot to Throat! 330 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,110 The truth is, 331 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:44,404 my pal wants to have a chat with you. 332 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,199 Only you two? 333 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,993 No. And a puppy, Juice. 334 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,786 A puppy. 335 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:53,289 You like dogs, don't you? 336 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,915 Sort of. 337 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,709 Heard it? 338 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,169 Your make-up is nice. 339 00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,337 That's right. 340 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,214 I can't tell how you look. 341 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,216 Not young, huh? 342 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,259 Hey, that's rude. 343 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:06,344 Stop, will you? 344 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,179 I'm trying to make a conversation here. 345 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:13,475 Sis, how much do they pay you here? 346 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,353 It's hard to say, bro. 347 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,687 What's your job? 348 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,064 To make it hard to say? 349 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,023 Stop kicking me! 350 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,440 Cheers. 351 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,861 You're a great dancer. 352 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,196 Apparently, you're pro. 353 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,073 No, I'm not pro. 354 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,742 For sure you're a professional dancer. No need to lie. 355 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,535 I am not lying. 356 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,288 Don't fool me. 357 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,250 All professional dancers have distorted bone like this. 358 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,584 Show me your feet. 359 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,835 Your business? 360 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,254 -Mind your attitude! -My attitude? 361 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,130 Hey, I paid a lot of money for a stupid rock. 362 00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:44,798 That's how you treat your customer? 363 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,466 Wash your socks. 364 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,927 Pardon? 365 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:48,844 Come back here! 366 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,846 What's wrong with her? 367 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,473 Are you stupid or what? 368 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,517 Come on. This is a bitch. 369 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,270 If you think you can handle her, go ahead. 370 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,028 Grow up, will you? 371 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:13,035 You are in blue mixed With green 372 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,789 I am a loser in yellow... 373 00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:19,457 How can I help you, boss? 374 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,920 I'm sorry. My friend is just divorced. 375 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,298 Messy divorce and mid-life crisis. 376 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,135 But... You're not pro. 377 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,012 You think you're a dancer, but unfortunately you're just a loser. 378 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,184 Why? Anything wrong with that? 379 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,894 I've seen a lot of girls like you. 380 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,063 Pretending the Blue Smurf Princess? 381 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,732 And you know that you are just a prick. 382 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,526 Fuck off! 383 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,612 Hey, don't go... You think you can run away? 384 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,198 Go ahead. 385 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,326 Yes. That's the reality, 386 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:54,910 you're hooked. 387 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,666 Two kebabs, please. 388 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:05,087 Are you crying? Can't even take care of your tail. 389 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,381 It breaks my heart to see you like this. 390 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,967 -Stop it! -Don't move! 391 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,804 See? 392 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,393 Focus on the solution, not on the problem. 393 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,773 Who are you? 394 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,193 A random guy. 395 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,653 What are you doing here then? 396 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,738 I'm delivering props for crew. 397 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,157 Where? 398 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,367 Let me see... 399 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,617 No, 400 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,411 that's a trade secret. 401 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,579 Is this a prop? 402 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,999 No. This is faith. 403 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,169 -Can I take a look? -Faith is not something you see easily. 404 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,046 It's something for you to believe with heart. 405 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,422 Everyone should have faith. 406 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,509 Psycho. 407 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:54,970 Come on. Let me show you the props. 408 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:56,763 Let's go. 409 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,029 Be careful. 410 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:18,202 Dear friends, now we have... Fire-breathing master! 411 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,538 His name is Xiao Bao. The show will be great! 412 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,289 Come here! Xiao Bao. 413 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:23,749 Come here! 414 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,341 What the hell are you doing? 415 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,176 I'm... 416 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,387 What the hell do you want? 417 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,930 Nothing. It's just your tail... 418 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:40,974 No... I thought your tail was hooked. 419 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:42,642 You are so disturbing! 420 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:43,810 I... 421 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:50,317 You are from Pandora planet I'm from Tian Men Shan 422 00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,027 Stupid bear! 423 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,988 Stupid bear! 424 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,656 Get away! 425 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:04,290 Being with you at The mountain downtown 426 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,751 Make it home And don't be shy 427 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,923 -I'll remove my make-up first. -No, no. Please. Keep it. 428 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,259 I want to do it with an avatar. 429 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:20,097 Come on and getting high! 430 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,892 We share this happiness All night! 431 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:28,230 We win or lose together! 432 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:31,942 The earth will Prove my love 433 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,487 Waiter, a glass of lemonade, please. 434 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,449 Thanks. Are we far from Erhai Lake? 435 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,993 Erhai is right below this street. 436 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:54,923 Hey, who do you belong to? 437 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,975 Whose dog is this? 438 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,569 Excuse me? 439 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,695 Sir, I've got a reservation here. 440 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,281 No pets. 441 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,576 This is... not a pet. 442 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,912 This is a little baby. 443 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,165 Do you expect me to abandon this baby? 444 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:32,961 Leave your ID there then. 445 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:35,506 The key is on the counter. Room 5. 446 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:36,840 Thanks. 447 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,552 Let's go to our room. 448 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:53,815 Baby. 449 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,410 What you need now is a girl who desires to be a savior. 450 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,912 Tell her all your sufferings. I mean, all your sufferings. 451 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,289 As soon as her heart melts, you can own her. 452 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,917 Stop talking, will you? 453 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,045 I know you're upset. Throw away that stupid rock and go! 454 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,796 Shut up, will you? 455 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,757 I paid for it and you screwed the girl! 456 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,426 You fucking free loader. 457 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,428 Stop yelling. 458 00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:24,971 -I did it to give you a fucking lesson! -What lesson? 459 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,558 Dating with student's bird? 460 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,142 Have sex with an alien? 461 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,686 You are hard on communicating. 462 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,438 That's bullshit. 463 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,189 -Then show me. -What? 464 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,316 How you talk to girls. Do it. 465 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,736 -Talk to her. -You look beautiful. 466 00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,153 Take your toll card! 467 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,242 Okay, okay, anyway. 468 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,953 All right. I owe you one. I'll get you a new one, all right? 469 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,580 For sure you should! 470 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,873 Look at this. I've chewed the tart thoroughly, 471 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,375 all you need to do is to swallow it. 472 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:54,668 Fucking sick. 473 00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:57,254 See that incredible girl in the salon? My good deed for the day. 474 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:58,297 I promise. 475 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,799 She is the medicine you need. Just do it! 476 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,426 What did you eat? Your breath is awful. 477 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,885 Can you do it or not? 478 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,722 Just swallow it! Or I call you daddy. 479 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,807 -Key words? -Uncle, cosplay, little turtle. 480 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,100 -Who are you? -I'm you! 481 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,518 -My net name? -Mr. Cock Boom. 482 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,519 Go. 483 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,159 Hi? 484 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,161 Sweetheart. 485 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,290 We're closed today. 486 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:39,379 You are Christina? 487 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,717 Who are you? 488 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,094 I'm... Mr. Cock Boom 489 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,603 What's the matter? 490 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,146 What took you so long? 491 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,231 Little Turtle left me. 492 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,860 So Little turtle... Little Turtle left you. 493 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,362 Where did it go? 494 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,371 It's a goldfish? 495 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,583 His name is Little Turtle. 496 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,002 You obviously didn't read my message carefully? 497 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,632 Hi, Little Turtle. 498 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,345 Why did they all leave me? 499 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,638 They're all dead. 500 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,182 The whole world has left me. 501 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,190 Are you gotta stand there forever? 502 00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,054 What? 503 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,849 Are you really 28? 504 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,398 You said you were 28, too. 505 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,442 But look 40. 506 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,822 I mean, are you 18 or what? 507 00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:30,574 Don't tell me you're underage. 508 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,919 As friends, we need to know... 509 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,880 Open your eyes and see! I was born in 1994. 510 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,341 No, no. 511 00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:49,968 I don't have to see that. 512 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:52,095 Don't get me wrong. 513 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:56,057 I'm sorry about Little Turtle... 514 00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,394 He's dead, and I... I... I came late... 515 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,313 Get out of here. Get out. 516 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,649 -What's going on? -Get out! 517 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,858 What did I do wrong? 518 00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:06,610 Wait... What's going on? 519 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,445 I thought we were having a good time! 520 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,114 I'm his friend. Mr. Cocky. 521 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,742 What happened? Tell me, I'll kick his ass! 522 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,330 Go ask him. What he said yesterday? 523 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:20,958 I know. 524 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:25,587 He told you he'd go to kiss Justin Bieber for you, right? 525 00:33:25,963 --> 00:33:27,422 No, not that. 526 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,382 Then what? 527 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:32,761 Tell me. What is the foundation of our relationship? 528 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,849 -Our relationship? -Trust. 529 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,767 Trust is the foundation. 530 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,688 Did you show our messages to the others? 531 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,148 Come on. We're best friends. 532 00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:46,984 Listen carefully. 533 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:49,319 Since you don't trust me, I won't trust you either. 534 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:51,571 Come on... If we want to fool you, 535 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,866 we didn't have to drive a long way here from Beijing. 536 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:58,203 You said you're from Beijing, maybe it's a lie. 537 00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:01,373 Honestly, we drove here from Beijing. 538 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,250 Have you heard of West BJ? 539 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,252 I know East BJ, an online shopping site. 540 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:09,297 Come to West BJ, if you dream of becoming a hairdresser. 541 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,216 If you don't know West BJ, 542 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,718 how can you claim to be Beijinger? 543 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:14,845 Gee. Liar. 544 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:18,724 Fine. Come here. 545 00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,308 I'll prove it to you. 546 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,687 I am from Beijing... All right? Real enough? 547 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:29,150 Look at you! You claim yourself a cosplayer? 548 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,361 At best a cockplayer. 549 00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,321 You called me a cockplayer? 550 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,948 Yes, she's right! 551 00:34:35,032 --> 00:34:37,659 You were, then started to go against the flow, 552 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,494 now dream to be a cosplayer! 553 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,496 Whatever you say, I will never trust you! 554 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,581 Let me prove! 555 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:45,667 Then wear the same earring as mine, to be a real cosplayer. 556 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,461 That won't be necessary... 557 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:49,588 I know you won't. 558 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:50,547 I will! 559 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:51,840 Make it then, will you? 560 00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:53,717 What if I do it? Bet what? 561 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,343 You'll get me. Dare? 562 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,803 Why not? 563 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:58,972 Not kidding? 564 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:14,988 Stop laughing. 565 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:18,951 She's gonna pierce your ear. Force you to wear earrings, so ready? 566 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:21,286 Yeah, I'm ready. I do! 567 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,121 Okay, okay, anyway. 568 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,331 The medicine is bitter. You don't have to take it. 569 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,793 Close my eyes and swallow it. So? 570 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,504 All right. All right. My bad. 571 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,882 There's more than 2,000 km ahead of us. We are still here. 572 00:35:33,966 --> 00:35:36,342 With pierced ears, you'll be 573 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,303 considered damaged goods. 574 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,596 No winning with you. 575 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,389 Let's go! We have girls all along the way. 576 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,224 Isn't it the medicine you prescribed for me? 577 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,894 It turns out my medicine might be poison! Girls are everywhere. 578 00:35:46,352 --> 00:35:47,479 Look at that girl. 579 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,397 She's really good. 580 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:50,816 Say hi. 581 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,195 Do you need a hair cut? 582 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,752 What are you doing here? 583 00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:12,963 I was stalking you. 584 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,507 No way... How? 585 00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:22,430 Where are you going? 586 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:24,599 What? 587 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,476 Are you leaving me alone? 588 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,727 Come on. 589 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,187 You're your own boss! 590 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,522 I can't tell you what to do. 591 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:31,773 You're a grown-up! 592 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,232 I have a problem to solve. 593 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,818 Come with me. 594 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,448 Are you running away? 595 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:43,201 Let me know If you change your mind. 596 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:44,661 Hey, stop stalking me. 597 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,873 -Is your hair real or fake? -It's real. 598 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,299 I'm not too old to change. 599 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,052 Still have time to start again. 600 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:02,804 To take an adventure and I'll become a superstar. 601 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,849 What are you doing? Pick it up. 602 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,394 I'm not as lucky as other girls. 603 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:11,730 My life is tough. 604 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,231 I'm not being childish. 605 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,816 I'm not talking about Little Turtle. 606 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,862 My great grandmother died when I was two. 607 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,865 My life could easily be a book. 608 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,204 I don't understand... What do you want? 609 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,082 I'll go with you. 610 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,209 -To where? -Beijing, of course. 611 00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,877 I'll marry you in Beijing. 612 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,129 Are you crazy? 613 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,054 What makes you think I'd marry you? 614 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:47,265 Oh, I see. 615 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,563 No, no, no. Wait. Wait. 616 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,024 Wait! Listen to me first. 617 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:57,442 No, no... 618 00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,153 When you told me on message, that you loved me, I didn't believe. 619 00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,822 -You said the cyber world was dangerous... -Put on your clothes! 620 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,074 Are you a man or not? 621 00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:06,492 I couldn't believe you'd pierce for me. Bleed for me. 622 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,453 Nothing I can't do for you! 623 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:09,662 Wait. 624 00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:12,373 -Please, think it over. -I already did. 625 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,626 -It's not what you think. -It is! 626 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:16,962 -Don't move. -It hurts. 627 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,546 -It really hurts. -Listen! 628 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:19,714 This is who I am. 629 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,841 You treat me well, I treat you well. 630 00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:25,262 You have to promise, I am the only one for the rest of your life. 631 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:32,978 Juan! 632 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,399 Juan. 633 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,986 I know you're inside. 634 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,990 Leave me alone. You killed Little Turtle! I don't wanna see you ever again! 635 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:48,285 It was an accident. I didn't mean it. 636 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,996 -Get out! -I'm sorry it was all my fault. 637 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,581 Fuck off. I don't want to see you! 638 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,211 I've brought your favorite rice noodles. 639 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,516 Juan. 640 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,434 Whose shoes are these? 641 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,728 My uncle's. 642 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,480 No, they're not. 643 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,524 Are you hiding someone in your bedroom? 644 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,109 Open the door. 645 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,529 Open the door! Open! 646 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:27,073 Li Maomao! Stop kicking! 647 00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:28,116 Juan! 648 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,535 I know someone's in your bedroom. Let him out. 649 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,996 No one's here! Not your business! 650 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,956 Are you a man? Come out! 651 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,791 Stop hiding like a coward. 652 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:39,502 Hey, listen up. 653 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,129 I don't know she was involved with you. 654 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:42,922 Come out. Let's talk. 655 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,716 -We did nothing. -Come out! 656 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:46,259 No! 657 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:47,886 Fine. Hide in there. 658 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,890 So... Stay there forever then! 659 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,477 -Put down my shoes. -Stay inside! 660 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,479 That's it. I'm coming out. 661 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,404 Let's talk about it. 662 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:13,786 Put it down. 663 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,788 -Now! -Calm down, please. 664 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,041 Are you her boyfriend? 665 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,417 Yes. 666 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,169 No, he is not my boyfriend. 667 00:40:22,379 --> 00:40:25,548 Your earrings are identical! Your earrings are identical! 668 00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:28,927 So what? You had opportunity. You failed to seize it! 669 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,137 It wasn't me! Mom didn't want me to wear earrings. 670 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:32,931 Stop it! Your mom didn't want you to pierce. 671 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,724 Your mom didn't want you to have tattoos... 672 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,394 Just a few drops of blood freaked you out. Are you a man or not? 673 00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:38,477 Hey, that's it. 674 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,689 It's clear to me now. 675 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,815 Listen. 676 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,901 Let me talk to you, bro. 677 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:47,153 Well, I didn't do anything to her. 678 00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:48,947 I promise you. 679 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,573 You guys sort it out. 680 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:54,160 I love him. 681 00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:57,038 My mom didn't want me to wear earrings, you find yourself a new lover? 682 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,665 What's wrong with it? He's much better than you. He's a true man! 683 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,042 He was willing to bleed for me! 684 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,210 Do you have balls? 685 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:03,295 Just like him! 686 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,218 What's good of having a lover? 687 00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,180 What's good of having a soul mate? 688 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,808 You have a boyfriend! Why want another lover? 689 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,393 Stop talking to her in this way. 690 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,357 Are you stupid or what? 691 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,818 You caught her with her new lover. 692 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,279 You have this, for talking to me? 693 00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:31,197 Of course, I will use it... 694 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,202 Then use it. 695 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,622 Let me teach you how to use it! 696 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,041 Hit me! Hit me with it! 697 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,463 Take it! Take it! 698 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,882 Do it. Grab it with your hands! 699 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,968 I just slept with your girlfriend. 700 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:54,471 Why you are such a coward! Such a coward! 701 00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:56,681 Sir, don't hit me. It's my fault. 702 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:58,850 Stop! Stop! 703 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,145 My fault, okay? 704 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:05,315 No, my fault! I am the lover! 705 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:10,236 Shame the youth is hopelessly cowardly, like me... 706 00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:20,621 Uncle. 707 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,917 What's happening? 708 00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:28,921 Little Turtle's gone. 709 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:53,488 The endless horizon Is my love 710 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:57,242 At the foot of mountains There are the flowers 711 00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,995 Tell me what's the rhythm That can move your body 712 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:04,916 And what's the song That makes you happy 713 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:08,711 The river is down From the sky 714 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:12,340 Flow to the colorful sea... 715 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:14,092 We are so expecting this Hot song 716 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:16,135 "Crash-bang the ballad" 717 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:19,972 Sing and be happy 718 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:23,726 Happy to die! 719 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:55,716 Hello? 720 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,051 -Hello? -I'm sorry. 721 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:58,177 The signal here is weak. 722 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,637 -Who? -Hello? 723 00:44:00,597 --> 00:44:02,848 -Hello? Can you hear me? -Yes, I can hear you. 724 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,643 May I speak to Mr. Liu Zhimo? 725 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,604 Yes. Who's that? 726 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,108 Miss, hand me two heads of garlic! 727 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,068 Do you have rooms for rent? 728 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,195 No, I have nothing to lease. 729 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,655 Psycho. 730 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,407 Stop calling me. 731 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,103 We are here for drinks... 732 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,438 It's hot inside. 733 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,524 Fine...Let me in first, 734 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:56,902 we chat later, 735 00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:59,030 I have some friends inside, see you! 736 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,073 Hey, come over! 737 00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:05,744 Hello! 738 00:45:06,663 --> 00:45:10,416 "Dali, a heaven in the evening, with everything you want." 739 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,544 It's good, thank you! 740 00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:14,795 Hey, sweetie, help us for a slogan! 741 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:18,591 "Dali, a heaven in the evening, with everything you want." 742 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:20,385 As simple as that. 743 00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:21,302 Get away! 744 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,470 Okay. Thanks. 745 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,603 Lemonade, please. 746 00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:38,403 How much lemonade should I serve you, 747 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,488 before I open your heart? 748 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,449 That's not lemonade. 749 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,369 From the guy outside. 750 00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,123 I don't know him. 751 00:45:52,749 --> 00:45:54,168 But you can read, 752 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:56,837 "Don't say no tonight." 753 00:45:57,754 --> 00:45:59,674 So you know the name of this bar, 754 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,467 "Yes, sir." 755 00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:04,011 Exactly, Madame. 756 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:04,970 That's it. 757 00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,556 "Yes, Sir". 758 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,140 Yes. 759 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,766 No "No". 760 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,686 Sweetie... 761 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,815 Allow me to buy you a drink, please. 762 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:17,734 No, thanks. 763 00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:20,278 Never drink with strangers. 764 00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,532 Man, turn around. 765 00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:26,951 Now turn back to her. 766 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:31,080 It's the second time. You're no strangers. 767 00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:44,218 Miss, may I... 768 00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:47,388 I'd like to buy him a drink, too. Don't say "No"! 769 00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:50,015 See you tomorrow. 770 00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:52,143 We have different theme every night. 771 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,811 What the hell... 772 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,564 Problems with your theme tonight. 773 00:46:56,648 --> 00:46:57,982 Another shot? 774 00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:03,655 Get up. 775 00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:07,533 Come on. Get up. Get dressed. 776 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,869 -What do you want? -Go before she wakes! Hurry. 777 00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:15,291 -Quiet. -Get out! 778 00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:17,502 It took her ages to fall asleep. So don't wake her up! 779 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:19,337 -Quickly. -Stop pushing me. 780 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:21,464 -Asshole! -I am, all right? 781 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:23,215 Hurry up. Hurry up! 782 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,262 You know what she did last night? 783 00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:31,349 After my shower, she cooked noodles for me! 784 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:34,560 Not instant noodles! Real noodles! 785 00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:37,062 The worst thing is, she peeled an egg! 786 00:47:37,854 --> 00:47:39,190 Is she crazy? 787 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:42,234 It's just sex. She makes it feel like "family"! 788 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,737 Never sleep with the same woman twice! 789 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,447 Look at the stupid hickey! 790 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,616 It'll take a few days to disappear... 791 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:51,744 Hello? 792 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,331 It's Xiaoyu. 793 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:57,208 Yes. 794 00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:00,169 I'm sorry the signal is not good. 795 00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:01,838 So? 796 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,297 Yes, we're on wheels. 797 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,716 Yes. 798 00:48:04,841 --> 00:48:06,551 He's eating noodles. 799 00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:10,054 You've let it go. 800 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,972 It won't kill you to make small talk with her. 801 00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:14,559 Make a U-turn. I need to go back. 802 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:15,643 What? 803 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,770 I have to go! No more games! 804 00:48:17,854 --> 00:48:20,189 -What do you mean "go home"? -No! I want home! 805 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:21,858 What do you mean "home"? Hands off. 806 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,192 Listen! 807 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,694 Go back! 808 00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:27,029 -Turn back! You hear me? -Are you fucking crazy? 809 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:42,961 What are you doing? 810 00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:45,882 Turn the car around! 811 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:47,049 You... 812 00:48:47,132 --> 00:48:48,133 Turn back! 813 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:53,347 What the hell are you thinking? 814 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,766 Are you out of your mind? 815 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,476 I'm going home. 816 00:48:58,352 --> 00:48:59,936 I'm going home to see my mom, all right? 817 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,649 It's just a fucking divorce. Get the fuck over it, all right? 818 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,611 I don't want to get over it. What can you do about it? 819 00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:09,405 I want to stay in the shadow. Forever! All right? 820 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:11,699 Throw that stupid umbrella, you hear me? 821 00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,409 -No, I won't. -Drop it! 822 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,827 No, I won't. 823 00:49:14,911 --> 00:49:15,952 No. 824 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:18,497 Go away! 825 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:24,211 I want to stay at home! Why kidnap me? 826 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:25,962 Why did you get me out? 827 00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:27,924 I want to hide in my crib, all right? 828 00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:29,884 Drop that stupid umbrella, you hear me? 829 00:49:29,966 --> 00:49:31,928 No! I am a loser. 830 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:33,554 I can't hook up with a girl, all right? 831 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:37,516 Okay, okay, okay, anyway. 832 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:40,144 My fault... All right? 833 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:41,729 I apologize. 834 00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:44,690 I know you're upset for the girls. I'll find you a new one, all right? 835 00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:45,775 Save your bullshit! 836 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,277 I promise I'll get you a good girl. 837 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,237 Save it. 838 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,364 You tricked me because you didn't want to be alone! 839 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,784 -My intentions were good. -Good? Intentions? 840 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,953 -I promise to get you one! -You're a womanizer! 841 00:49:57,035 --> 00:49:58,995 -Even when she is my dream girl! -Asshole. 842 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:29,861 -Fuck. -Gee... 843 00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:32,237 Geng Hao. 844 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:35,115 When was the last time you saw your mom? 845 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,623 Honey? Don't worry... 846 00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:45,501 We will take care of it. We'll pay for all. 847 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,378 Everything! 848 00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:50,464 All right? I hope you are not hurt. 849 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:53,009 Save your nonsense! All right? 850 00:50:53,091 --> 00:50:54,301 Did you hurt your legs? 851 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:58,556 Fuck. 852 00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:00,140 What are you doing? 853 00:51:02,018 --> 00:51:03,185 Fuck! 854 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,452 It's leaking. The brake is broken. 855 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,498 -Do you have a signal? -No. 856 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,087 What's wrong? Uncle Geng? 857 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,631 I'm off to the airport. 858 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,259 The airport is too far. 859 00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,929 I can tow your car. I'll drive. Okay? 860 00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,515 The airport is in the opposite direction. 861 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:49,941 You're so intelligent. 862 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:53,444 If you tow my car with your car, 863 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:54,946 like the blind leading the dead. 864 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,280 Perfect. 865 00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,366 -You must have majored in science. -No. 866 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:11,462 What? 867 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,258 I'll sit next to you to make it easier for the tow. 868 00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:18,803 I want him to sit next to me. You sit in your own car. 869 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:20,972 Why? 870 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,432 He looks more normal. All right? 871 00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:26,727 Trust me, he's... normal but... 872 00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:30,481 Take a good look at him. 873 00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:33,233 Turn around and look at him. 874 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,779 Look carefully. His right ear. 875 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,574 Let me tell you something. He's a fag. 876 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,701 That's great. 877 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,124 You, get in my car. 878 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,960 I haven't finished. Actually... 879 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:54,212 I'm not straight neither. 880 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:58,009 You may be gay, but not a good gay. 881 00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:13,774 What the hell is this? 882 00:53:14,483 --> 00:53:16,527 "In case of danger, take this product out, 883 00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:20,196 face the attacker, spray it. It will protect you from danger." 884 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:22,198 Do you spray everywhere? 885 00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:24,618 My first time. You're the first victim. 886 00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:28,080 I'm the second victim. Cue ball back there is the first. 887 00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:31,834 So for women, all men on the earth are evil. 888 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,086 You're not woman-friendly for sure. 889 00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:35,420 Yes! 890 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,674 Your friend told me about what you are. 891 00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:45,723 God damn that cue ball. He's such a gossiper. 892 00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:50,853 Why throw away? 893 00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:52,730 Be confident. 894 00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:56,192 -Guys like you are everywhere. -Everywhere? 895 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:58,903 It means society is not on the right track. 896 00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:02,280 Now that we are on this trip. Out of sight, out of mind. 897 00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:04,742 It's an escape, not a solution. 898 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,829 What did you just read? 899 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,916 In case of danger, face it. 900 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:23,635 Hello? 901 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,470 You stick your eyes on ass? 902 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:27,056 You idiot! Had you looked back once? 903 00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:29,058 I'd got lost! But you keep moving! 904 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,602 Bullshit! There was no signal here! 905 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,645 I'm genius enough to figure out a way to call you. 906 00:54:33,729 --> 00:54:34,939 You idiot! 907 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:35,856 Where are you now? 908 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:36,774 Why didn't you honk? 909 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:38,234 There was no fucking battery. 910 00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:40,485 Come back and pick me up! 911 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:53,832 Turn the wheels... 912 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,168 -Is it okay? -Okay. 913 00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,922 Wait. Perfect. 914 00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:02,133 Is it okay? Let's go. 915 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:05,385 You're truly something. 916 00:55:08,513 --> 00:55:12,517 I had no idea where we lost him. I didn't feel anything. Did you? 917 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,561 Perhaps, uphill. 918 00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:16,396 Why? 919 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,274 The gravity uphill, you know. 920 00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:21,068 Are we close? 921 00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:25,072 It shouldn't be far after that sign. 922 00:55:26,364 --> 00:55:28,284 Oh, no. It's downhill and the brakes are out! 923 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:31,495 -Stop. -How? 924 00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:33,872 That's useless. 925 00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,374 -Stop pressing the gas. -I'm not pressing! 926 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:37,751 Is this okay? 927 00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:41,588 It'll be fine. 928 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:50,555 It scared me half to death. 929 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,308 That was dangerous. 930 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,852 God bless crazy people. 931 00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:57,313 Cue ball is lucky. 932 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,275 What's happening? What should we do? 933 00:56:01,317 --> 00:56:02,693 Don't press the gas. 934 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,069 I'm not. 935 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:07,447 What should we do? 936 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,491 Don't panic! 937 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,079 Hey. What are you doing? Don't do it. 938 00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:16,081 It's dangerous. 939 00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:18,834 Focus on the road. 940 00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,044 Be careful. 941 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,378 Make sure your belt is on! 942 00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:23,630 Be careful! 943 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,176 Stop doing this! 944 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,012 I'm not gay. 945 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:35,976 Hao Yi! 946 00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:37,186 Hao Yi! 947 00:56:37,269 --> 00:56:38,270 Hao Yi! 948 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:39,563 Run! 949 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,325 Fuck... 950 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:08,008 Are you all right? 951 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,136 Are you all right? 952 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:16,558 Are you all right? Are you trying to kill yourself? 953 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:31,949 What did you do to her? 954 00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:35,744 Nice temper... 955 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:46,088 -Are you guys all right? -It's not all right. 956 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,590 I told you many times. 957 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:50,342 Don't pee and poop! 958 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,677 Smell it. 959 00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:54,763 Uncivilized, you know? 960 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,015 Remember that, puppy. 961 00:57:57,891 --> 00:57:59,143 It's not right. 962 00:57:59,517 --> 00:58:04,148 If you are not satisfied With your life 963 00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:11,655 Without happiness and You don't know why 964 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:19,455 You are not happy Neither do you like here... 965 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,123 Hello, 966 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:22,958 Hello, beautiful. 967 00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:24,835 Is that a CD you're playing? 968 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:26,544 Of course. 969 00:58:26,711 --> 00:58:28,339 The days of cassettes are over. 970 00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,675 It's Geng Hao, right? 971 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,428 Who's Geng Hao? I don't know. 972 00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:36,972 It's a song about Erhai Lake. 973 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:40,267 Otherwise I'd never let sappy shit like this to be played here. 974 00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:44,229 So you're not a fan. Why don't you sell this CD to me? 975 00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:46,648 Sell it? 976 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:49,985 But I'm not selling. 977 00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,116 It's a gift. 978 00:58:58,410 --> 00:58:59,370 Thanks. 979 00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,246 Record a slogan for me. 980 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,207 No, no, no. 981 00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:07,919 I'm old school. I should just pay with cash. 982 00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:11,798 Keep the change. 983 00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,675 Thanks. The case? 984 00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,927 -No case. -Why not? 985 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:18,514 It's among that pile over there. 986 00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:19,639 Never found. 987 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:22,100 I will find it. 988 00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,356 You must be one of those nostalgic chicks. 989 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,984 Came to Dali for this? 990 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:34,363 Many people swarm to Mount Tai, just because of a poem? 991 00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:35,989 A moment on the top blah blah blah... 992 00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,241 That's Li Bai. 993 00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:39,368 Chicks like you shouldn't read his poetry. 994 00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:43,788 Here it is. 995 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:49,545 Got it. 996 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:51,880 This guy looks hilarious. 997 00:59:52,630 --> 00:59:54,632 No, no, no. 998 00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,555 Should I have you pay me 999 01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,473 something for my loss? 1000 01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:06,228 "A moment on the top" is not Li Bai's poem. 1001 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,397 It was Du Fu. 1002 01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:13,360 Pay. 1003 01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:21,159 -Like music? -Yes. 1004 01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:23,454 Who's your favorite? 1005 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:25,289 Du Fu. 1006 01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:26,373 Du Fu. 1007 01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:31,587 Put it down. 1008 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,171 Put it down. 1009 01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:34,339 Give me the gun. 1010 01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:36,300 It's just a prop. 1011 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:37,801 It's real! 1012 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,344 You goddamn kid! 1013 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,058 Give it to me. 1014 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:47,727 A prop gun is dangerous, too. 1015 01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:02,117 Musician? 1016 01:01:02,618 --> 01:01:05,662 A failed musician. Now selling second-hand stereos. 1017 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,000 Thanks. 1018 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,502 It's not for you to eat. 1019 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,003 It's to soothe your swelling. 1020 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:22,220 -I... -Quiet! 1021 01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:38,487 Hello? 1022 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,156 Can you help me to book a flight to Beijing? 1023 01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,201 First-class? No economy class? 1024 01:01:45,661 --> 01:01:47,454 You don't have to do this. 1025 01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:49,373 Thanks. 1026 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:51,749 Have something. 1027 01:01:52,668 --> 01:01:55,086 Good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? 1028 01:01:56,672 --> 01:01:58,006 The bad news first then. 1029 01:01:58,923 --> 01:02:01,759 Here, there's only one flight to Beijing every week. 1030 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,223 So, I cannot leave. 1031 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:09,809 Good news is the flight is tonight, 1032 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,354 and only one first-class ticket left, I got it here for you. 1033 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:15,065 The film company will pay for it. 1034 01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:16,441 Tonight? 1035 01:02:17,775 --> 01:02:20,320 In a place like this, with a crushed van, 1036 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,780 how can I get to the airport? 1037 01:02:23,323 --> 01:02:24,658 The cars will be fixed. 1038 01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:26,117 Excuse me. 1039 01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:27,911 Is this yellow tricycle working? 1040 01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:29,996 Yes, with a new battery. 1041 01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:34,751 Hello, Nana? I need to get to the airport urgently. 1042 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:35,919 Meet me there, okay? 1043 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:37,546 She's a cool girl. 1044 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:39,715 Yes. She's very good. 1045 01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:43,343 She cares about you so much that she can't wait to get rid of you. 1046 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:47,222 Sure. She's been very kind to me. 1047 01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:51,142 Do you fancy her? 1048 01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:53,019 What are you talking about? 1049 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,564 Are you in love? 1050 01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:57,815 I'm not! 1051 01:02:57,899 --> 01:03:01,361 Come on. If you're in love, just tell me. I'll give her to you! 1052 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:02,613 I'm not. 1053 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:06,575 Pity... 1054 01:03:06,991 --> 01:03:08,452 So just leave. 1055 01:03:10,621 --> 01:03:12,122 Unless... you want me to stay. 1056 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:14,374 No, not at all. I fully respect your decision. 1057 01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:19,504 With a second thought, I'm thinking perhaps I don't have to go. 1058 01:03:19,837 --> 01:03:21,548 Come on. You should stick to your decision. 1059 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,134 Thank you for your unfailing support. 1060 01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:25,260 That's brotherhood. 1061 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:31,642 -It tastes weird. -It's organic. 1062 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,893 This goes forward. 1063 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:35,395 This goes backward. 1064 01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,564 This is the brake. 1065 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,566 Be careful. 1066 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,485 -Are you sure this will work? -No problem. 1067 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:42,778 Try it. 1068 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,529 Damn, that's spicy! 1069 01:04:51,763 --> 01:04:54,599 Honestly, I know you're crazy about her. 1070 01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:57,561 But watch out. Shiny eyes and long legs. 1071 01:04:57,935 --> 01:04:59,688 Definitely not the marrying type. 1072 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:01,690 This is not what you need. 1073 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:03,650 This is my girlfriend. 1074 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,779 She looks cool. 1075 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,906 Especially her dreadlocks. 1076 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:12,450 See you. 1077 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,244 See you. 1078 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:16,705 Come on. Let's go. 1079 01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:20,876 I just want to say... 1080 01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,545 What else do you want to say? You have her number. 1081 01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:24,713 Just stay in touch. 1082 01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:27,758 Oh, I just want to ask you, what is the brand of your man repellent? 1083 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:31,344 Keep it as a gift. Keep it as a gift. 1084 01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:33,805 Read the instruction carefully. 1085 01:05:34,138 --> 01:05:35,640 Sure. Face the attacker and spray it. 1086 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,893 Time to go, man. 1087 01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:39,561 Your dog is horny. 1088 01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:42,606 -Goodbye. -Bye-bye. 1089 01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:49,320 Everything is done, except a carrier for the dog. 1090 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,114 You can buy one from the store over there. 1091 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:54,325 I'll go and get one. Wait here. 1092 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,035 Next, please. 1093 01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:58,413 Show me your ID, please. 1094 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:08,673 Any luggages to check? 1095 01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:10,258 -Yes. -Put it on the belt. 1096 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:30,194 Wife's missed calls. 1097 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,503 -Hello? -Hello? 1098 01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,881 I saw you called. Sorry I missed it. 1099 01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:50,924 What's up? 1100 01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:53,092 I bought a new cell phone. 1101 01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:56,095 Change my information, need your ID. 1102 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,390 Sorry... I'm not in Beijing. 1103 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,602 So you're traveling. 1104 01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:06,272 I'm with Hao Yi. Shipping props for a film production. 1105 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,735 Be honest, I know you're trying to avoid me. 1106 01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:12,195 I'm really worried about you. 1107 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:15,907 Come on. We're adults. 1108 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,911 We have to learn to face reality, right? 1109 01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:22,664 See, I'm talking to you now. 1110 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,084 Good... Don't hate me. 1111 01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,378 I won't. 1112 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:30,881 It's over. 1113 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:34,175 I'm fine now. 1114 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:37,261 I believe even if I see you with that guy, 1115 01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:38,805 I'll be relaxed about it. 1116 01:07:39,848 --> 01:07:42,893 If one day you decide to marry him, 1117 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,228 I wish I can be invited to your wedding. 1118 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,526 Hello? 1119 01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:52,736 Hello? 1120 01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,072 Let's not talk about this. 1121 01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,366 Why not? 1122 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:01,578 Why can't you tell me? 1123 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,205 I don't know how to tell that... 1124 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:06,041 Actually... 1125 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,543 Are you getting married? 1126 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:10,503 I... 1127 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,008 You're getting married. 1128 01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:22,599 You're getting married. 1129 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:24,475 Yes. 1130 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,310 Don't you think it's a tad too soon? 1131 01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:28,855 Geng Hao... 1132 01:08:29,146 --> 01:08:32,316 I don't mean to upset you. It's good. I... 1133 01:08:32,901 --> 01:08:33,944 Actually, last time I... 1134 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,570 You guys are a good fit. 1135 01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:38,239 I... 1136 01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:41,034 I should congratulate you. 1137 01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:42,077 Really. 1138 01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:43,745 Geng Hao. Please... 1139 01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:44,829 Are you all right? 1140 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,414 I... I am fine. 1141 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,624 Very good. 1142 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:48,833 I... 1143 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,209 I'm really, really fine. 1144 01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:55,090 I hope you could... 1145 01:08:56,173 --> 01:08:57,050 find your love. 1146 01:08:58,175 --> 01:08:59,719 Geng Hao... Don't say that. 1147 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:00,678 Good luck. 1148 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:01,972 What you said made me feel... 1149 01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:03,180 And... 1150 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:07,602 I've been thinking that maybe we should get together and talk it out. 1151 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:10,748 I just called my mom. 1152 01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:12,416 She said... She said she was good. 1153 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,751 She asked me not to worry. 1154 01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,587 Oh, really? Really? That's great. 1155 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,051 So I don't have to go back. 1156 01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:24,428 Exactly. You don't have to go back. 1157 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:31,435 The girl we just met is good. 1158 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:33,563 Exactly. 1159 01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:35,398 Yes, that girl is great. 1160 01:10:37,192 --> 01:10:38,609 I think she's a good match for me. 1161 01:10:40,028 --> 01:10:41,863 She fucking totally fits you. 1162 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:43,656 Shiny eyes and long legs. 1163 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,075 She's perfect! 1164 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:46,576 The point is... 1165 01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:48,119 She likes you! 1166 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:49,704 I like her, too. 1167 01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:50,788 Yes, you do! 1168 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,415 Then you should go and tell her that. 1169 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:54,209 I should go and tell her that. 1170 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,919 Forget about the flight. 1171 01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:56,878 Go and find her! 1172 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,088 Now! 1173 01:10:58,171 --> 01:10:59,214 -Let's go. -Let's go. 1174 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:00,631 -Go! -Let's go. 1175 01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:02,008 Let's go. This way. 1176 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:04,343 This way. 1177 01:11:05,302 --> 01:11:06,303 Excuse me. 1178 01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:07,388 Excuse me. 1179 01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:09,682 Tell her loudly. 1180 01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:11,184 With flowers. 1181 01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:24,781 She's there! 1182 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:53,350 This boarding pass is still valid 1183 01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:55,352 if we tape it back together. 1184 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:03,360 I swear. 1185 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:06,281 I'll get someone in bed tonight. 1186 01:12:12,036 --> 01:12:13,370 Hi, sweetie. 1187 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:15,999 Hi, why did you lie to me? 1188 01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:19,794 You can't fool me. You have no boyfriend. 1189 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:22,421 I saw your information on the dating website. 1190 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,091 Are you kidding me? 1191 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,550 I'm sorry. All right? 1192 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,261 All right. 1193 01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:31,055 My husband has a colleague, who's really nice. 1194 01:12:31,222 --> 01:12:32,307 Fly back ASAP. 1195 01:12:32,389 --> 01:12:33,724 I've got you a date on Monday. 1196 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,686 You hear me? 1197 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,479 Call you when I'm back. All right? 1198 01:12:38,562 --> 01:12:39,730 Stop wasting time! 1199 01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:41,232 Be proactive. 1200 01:12:41,316 --> 01:12:42,775 -I tell you... -Gee... 1201 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,777 I'm really busy. Hanging up. 1202 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:49,907 Married women are just impossible. 1203 01:12:52,743 --> 01:12:53,828 Married women are crazy. 1204 01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:55,246 It's none of your business. 1205 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:57,456 Never be a married woman! Again! 1206 01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:58,791 Leave me alone. 1207 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:00,584 Never ever... 1208 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,505 I want a big house with a view of the sea! 1209 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,426 I want a "true man"! 1210 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:10,970 Here I am! 1211 01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:13,890 Keep it slow and nice. 1212 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,600 Only three or four answers? 1213 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:18,353 What the hell with other men? 1214 01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,855 Where is the "true man" and the house? 1215 01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:22,565 What are you looking for? 1216 01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:27,737 Could it be this cell phone? 1217 01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:32,575 Thanks. Can you give it back to me? 1218 01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:35,828 It rains, snows and hails here, 1219 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,788 but never "phones". 1220 01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,668 Try this. I made it specially for you. 1221 01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,590 Can't you read? 1222 01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:50,218 Get up there, and yell out your desires. 1223 01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:51,635 Then you find your phone. 1224 01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:55,348 Unbelievable. I won't. 1225 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:57,934 No phone here. 1226 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:03,606 I want a strong man! 1227 01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,233 I am the man! 1228 01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,448 Hey, that's mine. 1229 01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:15,326 Call out your desire! 1230 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:17,661 Hello, beautiful. 1231 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:19,163 Come on. Yell out your desires. 1232 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,422 I want my phone back. 1233 01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:29,132 It doesn't count. 1234 01:14:33,719 --> 01:14:34,804 I want... 1235 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:37,932 I want... 1236 01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:42,686 I want... 1237 01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:44,188 Louder! 1238 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:48,443 I want... 1239 01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:50,069 You bastards to leave me alone! 1240 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:52,529 I want to be single forever! 1241 01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:49,670 See? 1242 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:52,548 I knew you'd enjoy this theme. 1243 01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:54,467 Thank you for your participation. 1244 01:15:54,591 --> 01:15:55,885 Can you give my phone back now? 1245 01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,761 But you haven't fully opened up. 1246 01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,723 I want you to yell out your desires, not your aspiration. 1247 01:16:01,598 --> 01:16:02,892 Now yell it one more time. 1248 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:12,193 Give my phone back to me. 1249 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:15,779 One... 1250 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,491 Two... 1251 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:22,828 No, no, no. 1252 01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:36,884 You missed the target again. 1253 01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:37,968 Now it's my turn. 1254 01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:39,429 You're no sniper either. 1255 01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:41,431 We'll see. 1256 01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:45,017 Tell me, 1257 01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:46,643 you love me. 1258 01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:53,317 Bro... Are you kidding me？ 1259 01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:55,319 Are you a teenager? 1260 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,459 What? 1261 01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:12,628 Sit down. 1262 01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:19,135 You look upset, bro. 1263 01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,220 Tell me, 1264 01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:23,389 you are wrong. 1265 01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:26,809 What's wrong? 1266 01:17:28,436 --> 01:17:30,854 Do you admit you made a mistake? 1267 01:17:31,606 --> 01:17:32,482 Bro... 1268 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:33,983 Please, don't do this to me. 1269 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:36,486 I don't think I've done anything wrong! 1270 01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:41,115 Your mistake is that you abandoned him. 1271 01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:43,700 Bro... 1272 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:45,119 Let's have fun. 1273 01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:46,870 -Shut up. -Shut up! 1274 01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:48,247 Come on, bro. 1275 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,706 You're such an idiot. 1276 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:52,084 I think you're just torturing yourself. 1277 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:53,169 Stop making a scene. 1278 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,254 Answer me, now. 1279 01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:57,923 Stop, will you? 1280 01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,300 I'm here for fun! 1281 01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:01,260 Not your actress! 1282 01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:03,638 Or earn more as an actress! 1283 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,475 You want more money? 1284 01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:12,896 Enough? 1285 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:18,152 Hey, bro. 1286 01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:20,655 I wouldn't mind giving it a shot. I was an extra. 1287 01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:22,072 Move away! 1288 01:18:22,739 --> 01:18:23,699 Gold digger! 1289 01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,409 It was true. 1290 01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:26,994 Really. 1291 01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:36,712 Tell me. 1292 01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:38,881 What do you want? 1293 01:18:41,509 --> 01:18:43,135 -I'm sorry. -Not that. 1294 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,387 I made a mistake. 1295 01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:45,429 I love you. 1296 01:18:46,013 --> 01:18:47,640 Say it with some heart, okay? 1297 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:51,352 I love you. 1298 01:18:54,564 --> 01:18:55,398 It's not real. 1299 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:56,315 It's fake! 1300 01:18:59,776 --> 01:19:00,736 I love you. 1301 01:19:09,953 --> 01:19:10,996 I love you. 1302 01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:11,997 With heart! 1303 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:12,998 Make it true! 1304 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,291 From your heart! 1305 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,126 I love you. I love you. Come on, bro. 1306 01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:17,461 I can't act! 1307 01:19:17,545 --> 01:19:19,255 Bro... Stop messing! 1308 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:20,506 I can deal no more! 1309 01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:21,965 To your health! 1310 01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,891 Bro, I love you to death. I love you to hell. 1311 01:19:31,308 --> 01:19:32,560 Am I more convincing now? 1312 01:19:37,981 --> 01:19:39,149 Come on. 1313 01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:44,405 Alcohol makes you say that. 1314 01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,490 Love is being together in rough times. 1315 01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:47,908 Come on. 1316 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:49,452 Drink this. 1317 01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:51,495 Let's drink! 1318 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:53,706 Cheers. 1319 01:19:59,545 --> 01:20:00,504 Cheers. 1320 01:20:00,588 --> 01:20:01,838 Go hell! 1321 01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:06,510 See? 1322 01:20:07,010 --> 01:20:08,429 Women are all same. 1323 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:10,431 For the sake of money, 1324 01:20:10,598 --> 01:20:12,349 they say "I love you" to everybody. 1325 01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:14,685 Turned to another guy for money! 1326 01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:19,064 I had quit from singing and selling second-hand stereos. 1327 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:20,857 And you left me without saying goodbye! 1328 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:22,568 Fine. Go. 1329 01:20:22,859 --> 01:20:24,027 Go! 1330 01:20:26,863 --> 01:20:27,990 My purse... 1331 01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,414 Calm down! 1332 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,669 Cops! 1333 01:20:42,797 --> 01:20:44,089 Put on your shoes. 1334 01:20:54,057 --> 01:20:55,309 What are you doing here? 1335 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,520 You left without saying "goodbye". 1336 01:20:58,562 --> 01:20:59,689 Come on. 1337 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:01,940 How did you find me? 1338 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,661 Must be haunted by a ghost. 1339 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:15,496 Are you from a horror film? 1340 01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:19,875 Isn't it disgusting? 1341 01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:21,585 Say again？ 1342 01:21:21,711 --> 01:21:22,837 -You are dirty! -So what? 1343 01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:25,381 -You're dirty! -The man who took bath water is dirty! 1344 01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:27,466 Shut up, both of you! Get out of here! 1345 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,428 Stop. Stop. Stop. 1346 01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:33,472 Put my purse down! 1347 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:36,266 -How dare you? That's violent! -Move away! 1348 01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:41,605 Great. 1349 01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:42,898 Fine! 1350 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:44,608 Fuck you! 1351 01:21:55,661 --> 01:21:56,912 Don't touch me. 1352 01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:59,415 Can't you play by the rules? 1353 01:22:00,123 --> 01:22:01,625 Do you have problems? 1354 01:22:02,835 --> 01:22:04,461 We are O-N-S! 1355 01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,213 I knew it. 1356 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,923 Don't sleep twice with the same woman. 1357 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:11,427 The truth is... 1358 01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:22,938 I came to give this... 1359 01:22:27,401 --> 01:22:28,778 This is "faith". 1360 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:30,404 You told me. 1361 01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,282 I thought... It is important to you. 1362 01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:40,080 You lost it in the hotel. 1363 01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:47,630 I lied to you, idiot! 1364 01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:51,801 Fuck. He got divorced. 1365 01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:53,761 Very upset. 1366 01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:55,304 I made this all to cheer him up! 1367 01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:57,055 And you ruined it! 1368 01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:59,015 Stop stalking me. Get it? 1369 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:00,392 Get out! 1370 01:23:00,768 --> 01:23:02,227 You hear me? 1371 01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:03,771 Sorry... 1372 01:23:07,942 --> 01:23:09,526 She's mentally screwed. 1373 01:23:16,784 --> 01:23:17,868 What? 1374 01:23:22,247 --> 01:23:23,540 What's your problem? 1375 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,002 I knew it. 1376 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,173 Are you pitying me? 1377 01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:35,552 Thanks. 1378 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:36,804 Geng Hao. 1379 01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:40,182 I did all this with good intentions. 1380 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:45,228 Thank you. 1381 01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:49,191 Where are you going? 1382 01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:52,611 Your clothes! 1383 01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:56,573 Hey. 1384 01:23:57,992 --> 01:23:59,159 Come back! 1385 01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:01,829 Come back. You hear me? 1386 01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:03,455 Stop embarrassing me, you jerk. 1387 01:24:04,456 --> 01:24:05,624 Go, go, go, go. 1388 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,918 Put your pants back on! 1389 01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:22,391 Honey. It's them. 1390 01:24:28,104 --> 01:24:29,606 What the fuck... 1391 01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:32,484 Hey, hey, hey. 1392 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:38,782 Where's that bitch? 1393 01:24:44,621 --> 01:24:45,748 Look. 1394 01:24:46,373 --> 01:24:48,751 I just had a plastic surgery, see how it's fucked! 1395 01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:50,002 What do you say? 1396 01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:55,215 I'm sorry. We'll compensate. 1397 01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:56,550 Twenty grand. 1398 01:24:58,218 --> 01:25:00,178 Twenty grand? What the fuck... 1399 01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,305 I don't have enough cash. 1400 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:03,432 I'll give you all. 1401 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:05,517 This is all the money I have. 1402 01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:07,310 I'm sorry, madame. 1403 01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:08,771 Now you call me "madame"？ 1404 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,608 What did you call me before? 1405 01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:16,486 Love me? 1406 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,989 Say! Love me or not? 1407 01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:20,950 Yes, I love you. 1408 01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:22,492 What the fuck... 1409 01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:24,036 Love boss's wife? 1410 01:25:24,954 --> 01:25:25,871 No, no, no. 1411 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,205 I don't love her. 1412 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,167 Tell me it was a mistake. 1413 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:35,213 Yes, it was a mistake. 1414 01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:37,633 Say it with heart! From your heart! 1415 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:40,510 You were such an excellent director minutes ago. You were superb. 1416 01:25:40,594 --> 01:25:43,138 I'm so sorry. I was a total idiot. 1417 01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:45,933 Sorry. I was a total idiot. I was a total idiot. 1418 01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:01,573 Nice tattoo. 1419 01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:07,412 Are you mafia? 1420 01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:09,915 No, no, no. 1421 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,669 -Did you ask my girl to entertain you? -Yes, yes! It's him! 1422 01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:16,421 You... 1423 01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:17,631 Stand up on that. 1424 01:26:22,845 --> 01:26:24,471 Entertain me. 1425 01:26:25,597 --> 01:26:27,057 Sing a song for me. 1426 01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:30,268 "Where's the road?" 1427 01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:35,482 What the fuck... 1428 01:26:35,732 --> 01:26:37,233 Man. 1429 01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:39,361 A duet is better. I'm a better singer. 1430 01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:40,529 Get up there. 1431 01:26:45,492 --> 01:26:48,996 Get the luggage ready 1432 01:26:49,371 --> 01:26:52,582 Get the horse ready 1433 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:55,961 We'll set out at sunrise... 1434 01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:57,295 Louder. 1435 01:26:57,754 --> 01:27:01,967 We'll rest at sunset... 1436 01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:04,803 Continue. 1437 01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,156 Stop singing. 1438 01:27:24,489 --> 01:27:25,824 Stop singing. 1439 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:31,205 -Stop singing. -Get back to the stage. 1440 01:27:31,287 --> 01:27:32,622 You have no idea... 1441 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,209 What the fuck... 1442 01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:40,380 Kill him. 1443 01:27:40,463 --> 01:27:42,091 No need to be angry. 1444 01:27:54,603 --> 01:27:55,938 -I'll kill him. -Move away. 1445 01:28:05,197 --> 01:28:06,240 Come on. 1446 01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:07,407 Come on. 1447 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:08,617 -Kill me. -Brother... 1448 01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:09,618 Come and kill me. 1449 01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:11,078 Don't move. 1450 01:28:11,245 --> 01:28:12,412 Stand right there. 1451 01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,164 -Oh, brother... -What now? 1452 01:28:14,248 --> 01:28:15,373 You want more entertainment? 1453 01:28:15,457 --> 01:28:16,374 Oh, brother... 1454 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:17,542 You like music, don't you? 1455 01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:19,669 Oh, brother. You're still young. You're still young. 1456 01:28:19,753 --> 01:28:21,504 If you commit murder, your life is over. 1457 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:22,756 Sing a song for me. 1458 01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:24,258 "I'm a happy lamb", 20 times. 1459 01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:25,634 -Sing! -I really can't. 1460 01:28:25,717 --> 01:28:27,761 -Sing it. -I'm a happy lamb... 1461 01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:29,221 Fuck off. 1462 01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:30,472 Continue singing. 1463 01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:32,641 I'm just a lamb... 1464 01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:33,642 What the fuck... 1465 01:28:33,725 --> 01:28:35,018 Did I ask you to move? 1466 01:28:36,061 --> 01:28:38,480 Who said you could move? Did I say that you could move? 1467 01:28:38,563 --> 01:28:40,315 I didn't move. 1468 01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,151 I'm just a lamb... 1469 01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,110 Louder. 1470 01:28:43,193 --> 01:28:45,028 -I'm just a lamb... -Sing it louder. 1471 01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:46,029 What the fuck... 1472 01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:47,697 -I beg you, brother. -What the fuck? 1473 01:28:47,781 --> 01:28:49,116 -What the fuck? -I can't, brother. 1474 01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:50,492 I really can't sing, brother... 1475 01:28:52,368 --> 01:28:53,662 Are you laughing? 1476 01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:56,957 I was beaten up by those guys. You were just standing there, laughing. 1477 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,750 Is that right? 1478 01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:02,796 Can you try to be normal for once, you jerk? 1479 01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:05,132 What the hell do you mean by "normal"? 1480 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:08,218 They asked me to get up here. So I did. They asked me to sing. So I did. 1481 01:29:08,302 --> 01:29:10,095 Look at you! 1482 01:29:10,428 --> 01:29:12,139 Damn it. You've become such a loser! 1483 01:29:12,764 --> 01:29:15,100 I was a loser in the past, and I am a loser now. 1484 01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:16,893 I am stupid! 1485 01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:18,728 I'm not you. 1486 01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:21,356 You flirt with girls. You're the perfect lover. 1487 01:29:21,731 --> 01:29:23,692 You use guns. You shot the gun... 1488 01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:27,070 Who are you, Leon The Professional? 1489 01:29:27,154 --> 01:29:29,114 I did it for your sake. 1490 01:29:29,198 --> 01:29:31,533 I almost shot someone. I almost committed murder. 1491 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:34,953 You did it for my sake? Or you did it to make me feel like a loser? 1492 01:29:36,496 --> 01:29:37,998 You were right! 1493 01:29:38,498 --> 01:29:40,250 I was your shadow. 1494 01:29:42,169 --> 01:29:44,587 I made you feel bigger. 1495 01:29:45,463 --> 01:29:47,007 What the fuck are you saying? 1496 01:29:48,758 --> 01:29:51,720 I am very important. I am so important to you. 1497 01:29:52,346 --> 01:29:54,306 Who else is there in your life? 1498 01:29:54,764 --> 01:29:56,892 Is there anybody you love? Or who loves you? 1499 01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:00,020 I am just a puppy in your eyes. 1500 01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,903 What are you doing? I have a gun, too. 1501 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:12,908 Geng Hao. 1502 01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,285 This isn't good for our friendship. 1503 01:30:15,911 --> 01:30:18,372 I've been a brother to you all these years. 1504 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,790 How can you treat me like this? 1505 01:30:24,044 --> 01:30:25,295 Say it one more time. 1506 01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:29,507 Starting from today, 1507 01:30:30,466 --> 01:30:32,969 you and I go separate ways. 1508 01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:12,301 You're a woman. 1509 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:15,595 -If you were a man... -Stop your nonsense. 1510 01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:17,431 What's the issue here? 1511 01:31:18,265 --> 01:31:19,515 Are you manly enough? 1512 01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:21,768 Real man doesn't argue with girls. 1513 01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:23,519 How embarrassing! 1514 01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:26,440 I am a man. 1515 01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:28,817 The injured party. 1516 01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:30,235 And you? 1517 01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:31,736 You killed his phone. Funny? 1518 01:31:32,279 --> 01:31:34,406 If it's your own phone, I can't say no. 1519 01:31:34,781 --> 01:31:36,116 If it's someone else's phone, 1520 01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,076 I must say "no". 1521 01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:39,077 In the future, 1522 01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:41,413 it doesn't matter whose phone it is. 1523 01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:44,207 Just don't toss it in Erhai Lake. 1524 01:31:44,540 --> 01:31:45,875 No good for the environment! 1525 01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:51,047 I promise it won't happen. 1526 01:31:52,506 --> 01:31:54,301 I've had enough of this place. 1527 01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:03,185 Wife 1528 01:32:03,268 --> 01:32:05,603 Delete Wife 1529 01:32:19,868 --> 01:32:25,915 Kang Xiaoyu: I am sorry. Geng Hao 1530 01:32:25,999 --> 01:32:27,876 City of destination, Sir? 1531 01:32:27,959 --> 01:32:29,127 Dali. 1532 01:32:29,211 --> 01:32:30,420 You hear me? 1533 01:32:30,504 --> 01:32:32,214 City of departure? 1534 01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:33,673 Dali. 1535 01:32:33,756 --> 01:32:35,842 How many times do you need me to repeat? 1536 01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:40,055 Airport, please. Hurry. 1537 01:32:41,223 --> 01:32:43,392 I need a taxi tomorrow morning to the airport. 1538 01:33:20,345 --> 01:33:21,595 Bye! 1539 01:34:08,017 --> 01:34:12,730 Kang XiaoYu: I am sorry. Geng Hao 1540 01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,763 Excuse me. 1541 01:34:46,181 --> 01:34:47,474 Where's my dog? 1542 01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:49,476 You love him, huh? He's inside. 1543 01:35:18,712 --> 01:35:20,256 Is this your dog? 1544 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:22,676 So... It is yours? 1545 01:35:23,343 --> 01:35:26,596 -The manager said he was homeless. -Cover his ears before saying that! 1546 01:35:30,350 --> 01:35:31,767 But you abandoned him. 1547 01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:35,188 Tell me, what's his name? 1548 01:35:37,691 --> 01:35:38,900 Geng Hao. 1549 01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,319 That's disrespectful. 1550 01:35:42,195 --> 01:35:43,572 I know you. 1551 01:35:46,199 --> 01:35:47,617 Did we meet somewhere before? 1552 01:35:48,076 --> 01:35:49,661 Your crappy songs... 1553 01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:51,454 They were all filled with lies. 1554 01:35:53,540 --> 01:35:54,790 I see. 1555 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:56,668 You don't trust men. 1556 01:35:58,670 --> 01:36:01,089 Fine. I'm sorry. 1557 01:36:01,673 --> 01:36:02,924 Let me buy you a drink. 1558 01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:04,467 I don't drink. 1559 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:07,136 A glass of water, please. 1560 01:36:14,768 --> 01:36:16,104 Why are you laughing? 1561 01:36:16,187 --> 01:36:17,689 The question is, why are you laughing? 1562 01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:19,608 I'm laughing because you are laughing. 1563 01:36:23,486 --> 01:36:24,654 Thanks. 1564 01:36:27,574 --> 01:36:29,200 So weird, this... 1565 01:36:29,576 --> 01:36:32,078 I hate oranges. But love the smell of orange peel. 1566 01:36:32,412 --> 01:36:33,622 That's a waste. 1567 01:36:46,718 --> 01:36:48,010 It tastes like orange. 1568 01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:50,764 Excuse me. 1569 01:36:51,097 --> 01:36:53,141 I made a new wall for my customers to write on. 1570 01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:55,560 Would you like to write on it? 1571 01:36:55,644 --> 01:36:56,686 Sure. 1572 01:37:06,362 --> 01:37:08,323 Geng Hao. 1573 01:37:14,370 --> 01:37:16,998 Kang Xiaoyu. 1574 01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:19,417 Almost forgot. 1575 01:37:20,794 --> 01:37:23,338 I'm sorry? Are you saying "sorry"? 1576 01:37:23,421 --> 01:37:24,880 Don't take it wrong. 1577 01:37:24,964 --> 01:37:26,716 "Sorry" is the dog's name. 1578 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:28,760 What kind of name is that? 1579 01:37:28,842 --> 01:37:31,971 When you bring him out, you're apologizing to the whole world. 1580 01:37:33,598 --> 01:37:35,767 Originally I wanted to name him... "Orange Peel". 1581 01:37:35,849 --> 01:37:38,394 "Orange Peel"? That's not nutritious. 1582 01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:40,480 How about "Orange Juice"? 1583 01:37:40,772 --> 01:37:42,190 That's too complicated. 1584 01:37:42,524 --> 01:37:44,275 So "Juice"? 1585 01:38:22,063 --> 01:38:26,526 Kang XiaoYu: I am sorry. Geng Hao 1586 01:39:19,995 --> 01:39:21,456 You want O-N-S? 1587 01:39:21,539 --> 01:39:23,165 I want... 1588 01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:26,168 You want muscle? 1589 01:39:26,252 --> 01:39:27,587 I want... 1590 01:39:27,670 --> 01:39:28,546 Come on! 1591 01:39:28,630 --> 01:39:29,881 Or tender tongue? 1592 01:39:29,963 --> 01:39:31,883 I want... 1593 01:39:31,965 --> 01:39:33,718 I want O-N-S! 1594 01:39:35,052 --> 01:39:36,638 You want O-N-S? 1595 01:39:36,721 --> 01:39:38,640 I want... 1596 01:39:39,973 --> 01:39:41,726 You want muscle? 1597 01:39:41,810 --> 01:39:43,102 I want... 1598 01:39:43,185 --> 01:39:44,520 Or tender tongue? 1599 01:39:44,604 --> 01:39:46,689 What are you grumbling? 1600 01:39:47,148 --> 01:39:50,443 We know each other so well, but you are still so hard to read... 1601 01:39:50,526 --> 01:39:52,194 Better send me a message. 1602 01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,446 Excuse me. 1603 01:39:53,529 --> 01:39:56,324 Did you get a consent from that lady? 1604 01:39:57,199 --> 01:39:58,785 Are you a law enforcement officer? 1605 01:39:59,327 --> 01:40:00,912 No. I'm just asking. 1606 01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:02,789 Do you know her? 1607 01:40:02,914 --> 01:40:03,748 Yes. 1608 01:40:03,832 --> 01:40:05,917 Here in Dali, you get all kinds of girls. 1609 01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:09,545 We have a party starting from 8:00 PM here. 1610 01:40:09,754 --> 01:40:10,797 You are invited. 1611 01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:12,173 Many girls are waiting for you. 1612 01:40:13,967 --> 01:40:15,384 She's my ex. 1613 01:40:16,761 --> 01:40:18,972 That woman. "I want...I want...I want..."? 1614 01:40:19,430 --> 01:40:21,265 No, no, no. He didn't mean it. 1615 01:40:21,557 --> 01:40:22,809 Just a game. 1616 01:40:22,892 --> 01:40:24,310 "Montage"! 1617 01:40:24,477 --> 01:40:26,061 How about stop playing it? 1618 01:40:26,521 --> 01:40:27,689 Or... 1619 01:40:28,648 --> 01:40:30,107 delete it. 1620 01:40:33,736 --> 01:40:35,864 Let me help you with your memory. Bro... 1621 01:40:38,741 --> 01:40:41,577 he just said, she was your ex. 1622 01:40:41,995 --> 01:40:44,914 So it means it has nothing to do with you. 1623 01:40:48,710 --> 01:40:49,919 Nothing. 1624 01:40:56,718 --> 01:40:57,886 Nothing. 1625 01:40:59,929 --> 01:41:01,472 Come on. Try... 1626 01:41:10,648 --> 01:41:12,441 What a fool. 1627 01:41:12,692 --> 01:41:13,985 I want... 1628 01:41:14,067 --> 01:41:15,028 A big fool. 1629 01:41:15,152 --> 01:41:18,489 My ex-wife was in someone's bed. What would I do. 1630 01:41:41,971 --> 01:41:43,264 Nothing? 1631 01:42:24,097 --> 01:42:25,514 Excuse me, guys. 1632 01:42:25,598 --> 01:42:28,183 You said it was none of my business. 1633 01:42:28,643 --> 01:42:30,478 Let me show you. 1634 01:42:33,314 --> 01:42:34,440 Look... 1635 01:42:35,274 --> 01:42:36,692 this iPad, 1636 01:42:37,110 --> 01:42:40,655 then when the sun reflects upon it, this side is bright, 1637 01:42:41,447 --> 01:42:43,491 and this side is dark. 1638 01:42:44,492 --> 01:42:45,493 As dark as it is, 1639 01:42:45,576 --> 01:42:47,578 it's still part of the iPad. 1640 01:42:47,745 --> 01:42:49,122 As I was saying... 1641 01:42:49,246 --> 01:42:51,874 Yes, my failed marriage, 1642 01:42:52,041 --> 01:42:53,459 it became the dark side. 1643 01:42:53,542 --> 01:42:54,710 Right? 1644 01:42:54,836 --> 01:42:56,921 But it's also part of my life. 1645 01:42:57,964 --> 01:43:01,592 If you insulted my ex, you insult my life. 1646 01:43:04,887 --> 01:43:06,764 So it is my business. 1647 01:43:08,474 --> 01:43:10,392 Yes... He is right... 1648 01:43:11,352 --> 01:43:12,979 It makes no fucking sense. 1649 01:43:16,231 --> 01:43:18,109 What the hell do you want? 1650 01:43:18,484 --> 01:43:19,861 I just want to say... 1651 01:43:22,738 --> 01:43:23,948 Fuck! 1652 01:43:24,032 --> 01:43:25,240 You! 1653 01:43:25,324 --> 01:43:26,993 -What do you want? -Wait. 1654 01:43:27,076 --> 01:43:28,494 Wait. 1655 01:43:29,286 --> 01:43:30,371 Look. 1656 01:43:30,746 --> 01:43:31,914 I have a small surprise. 1657 01:43:32,331 --> 01:43:33,624 It says on the label... 1658 01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:34,876 It says, 1659 01:43:34,959 --> 01:43:36,293 whatever you encounter, 1660 01:43:36,377 --> 01:43:37,795 you must face it. 1661 01:45:28,739 --> 01:45:30,032 Awake? 1662 01:45:30,866 --> 01:45:31,742 Stay with me, 1663 01:45:31,826 --> 01:45:33,410 I'll get you to hospital. 1664 01:45:33,995 --> 01:45:35,121 You'll be fine. 1665 01:45:35,246 --> 01:45:36,371 Stay with me! 1666 01:45:36,622 --> 01:45:37,832 Hold me... 1667 01:45:38,916 --> 01:45:40,751 Geng Hao! Geng Hao! 1668 01:45:41,169 --> 01:45:42,253 Help! 1669 01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:46,048 Help! 1670 01:45:46,757 --> 01:45:47,925 Help! 1671 01:45:48,050 --> 01:45:48,926 Anybody? Help! 1672 01:45:49,010 --> 01:45:50,678 Hey, you! Help! 1673 01:45:50,761 --> 01:45:52,138 Call 911. 1674 01:45:52,221 --> 01:45:53,681 Someone is injured. Get help! 1675 01:45:53,764 --> 01:45:54,974 You know what I'm saying? 1676 01:45:55,057 --> 01:45:56,976 -Not really. -Help! Call 911. 1677 01:45:57,059 --> 01:45:58,351 Hao Yi. 1678 01:45:59,478 --> 01:46:01,063 I want to say... 1679 01:46:01,230 --> 01:46:02,523 I want to tell you... 1680 01:46:02,606 --> 01:46:03,649 Say it. 1681 01:46:04,275 --> 01:46:06,610 I love you. 1682 01:46:06,986 --> 01:46:08,029 I love you, too. 1683 01:46:08,112 --> 01:46:09,697 Get up. Let's go. 1684 01:46:10,323 --> 01:46:11,657 Hao Yi. 1685 01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:14,035 What I'm saying is... 1686 01:46:16,620 --> 01:46:17,872 I... 1687 01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:21,500 love... 1688 01:46:21,583 --> 01:46:22,710 you. 1689 01:46:24,837 --> 01:46:26,339 What do you mean? 1690 01:46:27,298 --> 01:46:29,008 I have never told you this before... 1691 01:46:29,091 --> 01:46:31,302 Never to... 1692 01:46:32,636 --> 01:46:34,722 I'm afraid if I don't say now 1693 01:46:35,890 --> 01:46:38,100 then I won't be able to anymore. 1694 01:46:43,022 --> 01:46:45,316 Do you love me? 1695 01:46:52,198 --> 01:46:53,366 Do you? 1696 01:46:53,574 --> 01:46:55,701 I do, I love you, too. 1697 01:47:35,408 --> 01:47:37,618 You said you love me! 1698 01:47:37,868 --> 01:47:39,203 Liar! 1699 01:47:41,997 --> 01:47:42,998 Where are we going? 1700 01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:44,292 Tian Men Mountain. 1701 01:47:44,499 --> 01:47:45,709 Are you crazy? 1702 01:47:45,793 --> 01:47:46,710 No. 1703 01:47:46,794 --> 01:47:47,878 It's not your business. 1704 01:47:47,962 --> 01:47:49,255 I have work to do. 1705 01:47:52,341 --> 01:47:54,676 The wedding planner is insane because he's a film director, 1706 01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:57,054 he made my wedding a film's release! 1707 01:47:57,138 --> 01:47:58,973 I wanted a white wedding. 1708 01:47:59,056 --> 01:48:00,724 Instead it becomes "Emperor and Assassin"! 1709 01:48:00,975 --> 01:48:03,144 And... "A Terracotta Warrior"! 1710 01:48:03,227 --> 01:48:04,937 Mr. Director, the floor is yours! 1711 01:48:06,397 --> 01:48:09,900 Hello, everybody. My name is Yue Xiaojun. 1712 01:48:12,069 --> 01:48:14,905 -I'm not late. -Oh, my God. Good to have you here. 1713 01:48:19,034 --> 01:48:20,995 This is Dong's best friend, Xiao Bei. 1714 01:48:22,621 --> 01:48:23,914 Say "hi". 1715 01:48:24,457 --> 01:48:26,459 -Hi. Geng Hao. -Xiao Bei. 1716 01:48:26,541 --> 01:48:28,294 Now, Hao Yi's best friend, Geng Hao, 1717 01:48:28,377 --> 01:48:30,587 please give us a speech. 1718 01:48:39,347 --> 01:48:40,848 At Hao Yi's wedding, 1719 01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:42,099 I feel happy for him. 1720 01:48:42,183 --> 01:48:43,684 I want to thank him, 1721 01:48:43,767 --> 01:48:47,062 for pulling me out from the "shadow" with his best. 1722 01:48:47,729 --> 01:48:48,939 And courageously entering 1723 01:48:49,023 --> 01:48:50,565 the shade of his marriage. 1724 01:48:50,774 --> 01:48:52,609 Now I'm standing in the sun. 1725 01:48:55,696 --> 01:48:57,281 Now we cheer for this new couple, 1726 01:48:57,365 --> 01:48:59,992 to give them wishes. 1727 01:49:00,075 --> 01:49:01,494 Bless him! 1728 01:49:06,874 --> 01:49:08,625 -How are you? -Good. 1729 01:49:09,335 --> 01:49:10,669 You look good. 1730 01:49:10,752 --> 01:49:12,004 You look good, too. 1731 01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:18,260 What are you laughing about? 1732 01:49:18,344 --> 01:49:20,137 I just find it funny. 1733 01:49:22,056 --> 01:49:23,724 The wedding was very funny. 1734 01:49:24,517 --> 01:49:26,101 The director is crazy. 1735 01:49:27,395 --> 01:49:28,645 I'll walk you out. 1736 01:49:28,729 --> 01:49:29,855 Let's go. 1737 01:49:33,901 --> 01:49:35,319 Don't forget your purse again. 1738 01:49:38,906 --> 01:49:40,824 I heard you're writing new songs? 1739 01:49:42,701 --> 01:49:44,036 Yes, I'm trying. 1740 01:49:46,205 --> 01:49:47,622 Why did you give it up before? 1741 01:49:49,250 --> 01:49:50,418 Why? 1742 01:49:50,501 --> 01:49:52,753 Before I had to make a living. I had to make money. 1743 01:49:52,836 --> 01:49:54,046 Make a living. 1744 01:49:55,256 --> 01:49:57,550 Life is more than just "making a living". 1745 01:50:03,180 --> 01:50:04,265 Bye. 1746 01:50:05,224 --> 01:50:07,017 Eat more. You're too thin. 1747 01:50:26,036 --> 01:50:27,913 Did you see Hao Yi and Dong Dong? 1748 01:50:28,163 --> 01:50:29,039 Not in the hall? 1749 01:50:29,123 --> 01:50:31,875 No. I was told they came out to the parking lot. 1750 01:50:35,003 --> 01:50:36,671 Let me help you, let me help you, 1751 01:50:36,755 --> 01:50:37,798 -No, thanks. -Come on. 1752 01:50:37,881 --> 01:50:39,258 -I'll walk you to the van. -Thanks. 1753 01:50:39,841 --> 01:50:40,926 This is heavy. 1754 01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:43,387 Don't let it stain your suit. 1755 01:50:43,512 --> 01:50:46,307 No worries. I don't need this suit. 1756 01:50:47,766 --> 01:50:48,767 Really? 1757 01:50:53,646 --> 01:50:55,732 You looked great in that dress. 1758 01:50:57,568 --> 01:50:58,527 Thanks. 1759 01:51:00,195 --> 01:51:02,197 I'm not comfortable in dresses. 1760 01:51:02,781 --> 01:51:03,865 Really? 1761 01:51:17,546 --> 01:51:19,131 What's wrong with the car? 1762 01:51:23,718 --> 01:51:26,180 That's too quick... But legally... 1763 01:51:26,555 --> 01:51:27,473 No worries. 1764 01:51:27,556 --> 01:51:28,890 Let's take the stuff to the van. 1765 01:51:32,269 --> 01:51:33,895 What do you do? 1766 01:51:34,687 --> 01:51:36,064 Used to sell second-hand stereos. 1767 01:51:36,148 --> 01:51:37,483 Now, I'm a musician. 1768 01:51:37,566 --> 01:51:39,318 Cool! I'm teaching music! 1769 01:51:39,401 --> 01:51:40,735 Really? 1770 01:51:41,069 --> 01:51:43,280 You have to teach me! 1771 01:51:43,489 --> 01:51:45,449 Come on. I'd like to hear your work. 1772 01:51:45,533 --> 01:51:46,867 Maybe I should learn from you. 1773 01:51:46,992 --> 01:51:48,118 I'm doing it for fun... 1774 01:51:48,494 --> 01:51:49,786 I have a few demos... 1775 01:51:50,996 --> 01:51:53,290 Are you free today? I'd like to show you. 1776 01:51:53,415 --> 01:51:55,209 Yes! I've got some in my phone. 1777 01:51:56,293 --> 01:51:57,961 Just please don't laugh at me. 1778 01:52:06,679 --> 01:52:07,846 Too tired... 1779 01:52:09,348 --> 01:52:11,058 The guests should be leaving. 1780 01:52:11,766 --> 01:52:13,519 Shall we go and say goodbye? 1781 01:52:16,522 --> 01:52:18,315 Well... I need to wash off. 1782 01:52:18,940 --> 01:52:20,568 No! I want Avatar. 1783 01:52:20,651 --> 01:52:23,070 Come on, take a break. We've been here for too long. 1784 01:52:23,153 --> 01:52:24,321 I'm spent! 1785 01:52:58,021 --> 01:53:03,944 Geng Hao blesses Kang Xiaoyu 2014 117343

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