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[ alarm buzzes ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ grunting ]
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Morning, Angie! Hi, Angie.
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Nice to see you again.
Have a nice day.
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Looking good, Angie!
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You go get 'em, Angie Tribeca.
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[ Siren wails ]
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[ Police radio chatter ]
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What do we got?
Oh, it's a nasty one.
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Old lady, appears to be
in her late 90s, early 100s.
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Found her lying here
next to this bag of groceries.
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What happened?
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Well, she was either
shot to death
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or smothered with a pillow.
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I won't know for sure
till I take her back to the lab
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and cut her open.
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Hello.
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Could someone please help me up?
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[ Gags ]
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Is that man all right?
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Get it out, rookie.
You'll get used to it...
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Unfortunately.
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[ Officer Dave screaming ]
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Tanner, Hoffman.
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Tribeca.
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Lieutenant wants to see you.
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What's this about?
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I don't know,
but he doesn't look happy.
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He never looks happy.
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You've got that right.
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[ Both laugh ]
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You wanted to see me,
lieutenant?
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Tribeca, I'd like you to meet
your new partner.
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This is Jay geils.
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[ Chuckles ]
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With all due respect, sir,
this is stupid.
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I don't want a partner.
I don't need a partner.
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All due respect, Tribeca,
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but you've got
your head up your ass.
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You're getting a partner.
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All due respect, lieutenant,
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but I feel very disrespected
right now.
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All due respect, detective,
but I'm in charge here!
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All due respect, no one cares
about your feelings.
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All due respect, you make
a horrible first impression.
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All due respect, I will never
hear what you have to say
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'cause it's dumb. Hey, hey, hey!
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You two are partners,
so you better get used to it!
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Tribeca, geils.
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Geils, Tribeca.
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Pleasure to meet you.
Yeah, right.
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Lieutenant, you know
that partners never work for me.
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Well, maybe partner 237
is the charm.
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I've got a case for you two.
The mayor's being blackmailed.
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Get down to city hall.
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He's expecting you yesterday!
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Go!
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Could I carry a folder, too?
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Thanks.
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I'm tough, but I'm fair.
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Tribeca: There's something
you should know about me.
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I don't like partners,
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and I especially
don't like partners
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who try to get personal, okay?
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So I don't want to hear about
your sad, messed-up childhood,
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I don't care about
your history of depression,
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and I definitely
don't want to know
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any of your pets' names, got it?
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Got it.
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But I was vomiting,
and I had diarrhea.
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As if that weren't bad enough,
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they forgot to tell me
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that the antibiotics
gives you a yeast infection.
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That was pleasant.
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For the record, I just asked you
to roll the window down.
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We're here to see the mayor.
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What was the name of
your childhood pet?
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Mr. cat.
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Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Boxers or briefs?
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Boxer briefs.
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The mayor will see you now.
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Someone has photos.
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What kind of photos?
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Compromising photos.
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Did you hump a dolphin?
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No.
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No.
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No, I...
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No.
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No, look.
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I was young and stupid.
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Someone took photos
and threatened to ruin my career
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if I don't pay them $4,000.
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I don't have that kind of money.
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Who could have
taken these photos?
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The only one I can think of
is my wife and my mistress.
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They're the only ones that have
seen me with my shirt off.
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That's it? And every Wednesday,
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I pose nude for a drawing class
at verdugo valley college.
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Let's start with the wife.
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After that, he said,
"are you serious?
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No one gets syphilis anymore."
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For the record, I just asked
if you'd ever been to Edmonton.
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[ Scandinavian accent ]
May I help you?
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Is Mrs. Perry home?
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May I ask you
to state your business?
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Listen, chump, I've had
just about enough of your lip.
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Well, that was
completely unexpected.
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Okay. I've had enough.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Titty twister.
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Ooh!
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Aah!
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Mrs. Perry.
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Yes. Tribeca. L.A.P.D.
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Can I have a moment
of your time?
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Please, come in.
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My husband is a complicated man,
detective.
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Those tattoos
are a part of who he was,
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not who he is now.
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Oh. Excuse my rudeness.
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Would you like some tea?
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No, thank you. I'm fine, ma'am.
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Cream-filled doughnut?
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No, thank you.
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Baby-back ribs?
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They're from a pig.
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Just a touch early
in the morning for me,
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thank you, ma'am. Okay.
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Are you sure?
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Pretty sure.
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They're here if you need them.
Thank you.
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Who would try to
extort money from my husband?
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Oh, I don't know.
What about you?
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[ Scoffs ] Don't be silly.
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I have access to
all of my husband's accounts.
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Why would I want to
blackmail him?
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Do you love your husband,
Mrs. Perry?
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I most certainly do not.
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How dare you accuse me
of loving my husband.
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Gyro?
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Ooh!
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Here's what I don't understand.
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What's that?
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If you can't stand your husband,
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why stay married to him?
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We have an arrangement,
detective.
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He has his playthings.
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I have mine.
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So you get luge,
he has his mistress.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I have my playthings.
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He's got a mistress?
Are you shitting me?!
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I shit you not, ma'am.
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[ Crying ]
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Well, that went nowhere fast.
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Let's see what we can
get out of the mistress.
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh, I know the mayor. Oh, yes.
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Intimately.
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When's the last time
you saw him?
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[ Inhales ]
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Who?
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The mayor.
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Never heard of him.
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Someone's trying to
take advantage
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of his physical attributes.
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Oh, I took advantage of his
physical attributes many times,
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if you know what I mean.
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Apparently, there are
photos of his body art,
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photos that could destroy him.
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Oh, I've already
destroyed him...
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With having sex with him,
if you catch my drift.
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I did it with him.
He did it with me.
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If you understand my meanin'.
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[ Inhales ]
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You think it's smoke,
but it's vapor.
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We're looking into everyone
who had the opportunity
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to see his tattoos.
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Oh, I saw his tattoos,
all right...
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And his pee pee...
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If you know
where I'm coming from.
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His bathing-suit area
without the bathing suit.
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I think you're lying.
I think you're lying.
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You're a liar. No, I'm not.
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You never
had an affair with the mayor.
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Yes, I did.
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It was sordid and raunchy
and wet.
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That device makes you seem like
a health-conscious person.
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[ Inhales ]
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Describe his lower-back tattoo.
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What do you call it? A shamrock.
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No, uh, it's a butterfly
with Ivy.
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Wrong! It's a little unicorn...
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No... With a rainbow...
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No. No, it's not that.
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No, no, I know it's not.
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It's a... It's a puppy dog.
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Want to try again?
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It's a diamond. Nope.
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It's a flame. Nope.
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It's an eyetooth.
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Was there an eyetooth?
I don't know.
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It's a Buddha. No. No.
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It's a four-leaf clover.
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Wrong! They're all wrong!
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It's a matchbox car.
You're wrong.
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It's a picture of a sheep
with the words...
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Both: "That's what sheep said."
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Fine. Fine. He's not my lover.
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I think we're done here.
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But we did make out once
in high school.
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Thank you for your time,
Ms. vivarquar.
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I'm gonna get one of those
for my nephew.
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He's 8. He'll love it.
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He went to second base!
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[ Door opens ] With me!
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I don't get it.
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Why would she lie about having
an affair with the mayor?
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Well, it's simple, really.
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The mayor is
a man with something to hide.
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Right, his weird tattoos.
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Right, so he needs
something else,
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something to throw people off.
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A second secret. Exactly.
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So he asks
his high-school girlfriend
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to pose as his mistress.
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To create a diversion.
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A smoke screen.
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Which keeps the real secret...
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Under wraps.
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[ sighs ]
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I...
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Think we should go.
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[ Seat belts click ]
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Let me help you with that.
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Dr. scholls: Interesting.
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What? Well, this blackmail note.
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When I place it
under the magnifying glass,
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the print becomes much larger,
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but then when I take it away,
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it's immediately small again.
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Hmm.
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Good night, Margaret.
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Ah. Dr. edelweiss.
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Scholls. Tribeca.
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Doctor.
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And?
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Jay geils. I'm new.
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As you can see,
I can't exactly shake your hand.
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Of course. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, don't be sorry.
You didn't do it.
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Or did you?
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00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,558
Doctor, this is the blackmail
note I was talking to you about.
268
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,227
Any prints?
No, I wiped them all off.
269
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:05,163
Let's take a closer look,
shall we?
270
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,198
Thank you, scholls.
271
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,667
Mm-hmm.
272
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,970
¶¶
273
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,675
[ machine whirring ]
274
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,978
¶¶
275
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,911
¶¶
276
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,822
Magnify.
277
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,725
Enlarge.
278
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,128
Make look big.
279
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,763
Hmm.
280
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:12,997
Interesting.
281
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,499
What is it? The letters.
282
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,935
Now, if you look at the t's,
the way they're crossed,
283
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,003
in that harsh, haphazard manner,
284
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,705
this indicates
someone who's desperate.
285
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,373
And the b's and the d's,
they tell me
286
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:26,044
that this is someone who is
in rather dire financial need.
287
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,212
Wow.
288
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,247
Yes, and look at
the spaces between the words,
289
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,916
those small, ungenerous spaces.
290
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,651
They're telling me
that this person
291
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,587
has no respect for authority.
292
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,821
So let me get this clear.
293
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,156
What you're saying is that
294
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:41,326
this is a note
written by an individual
295
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:45,764
who is desperate enough to
blackmail the mayor for money.
296
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,033
Well, that's a bit of
a simplification,
297
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,668
but, yes, I suppose so.
298
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,972
¶¶
299
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,178
Unh!
300
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,917
It's not the wife.
How do you know?
301
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,686
Oh! Because she has nothing to gain.
She's set.
302
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,088
Well, what about the mistress?
303
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,257
[ Grunts ]
She's not even the mistress.
304
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:15,760
Who took those pictures?!
305
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,663
I don't know.
306
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,765
I feel like
we're missing something.
307
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,900
Just doesn't add up.
308
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,102
Shld uh go tru da kowa?
309
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,237
You know what, geils?
310
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,939
You may be on to something.
311
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,911
¶¶
312
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:39,584
Recognize the arch of the back
and the framework of the body.
313
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,219
Professor lamereau,
314
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,822
two detectives from the police
department are here to see you.
315
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,557
[ Door closes ] How can I
help you two detectives?
316
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,226
Professor, we are in the process
of investigating...
317
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,763
I keep telling you people,
it was a scuba-gear malfunction.
318
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:52,764
I loved her.
319
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,332
An extortion plot.
320
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,034
Oh.
321
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,636
I understand why you think
that I might have
322
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,138
something to do with
all of this,
323
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,841
but rest assured, our
figure models are treated
324
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,343
with the utmost dignity
and respect.
325
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,847
The human body is
a miraculous canvas, detective.
326
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:13,017
It's a shame that you don't
put your natural attributes
327
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,853
to better use
for the sake of art.
328
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,956
I don't prance around nude
for money.
329
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,057
Not anymore.
330
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,426
Pity. Such a waste.
331
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,861
Hey! Yes?
332
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:23,995
I know what you're implying.
333
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,998
If you'll excuse me,
I have to get back to class.
334
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,901
Don't plan on taking any out-of-state
trips in the near future.
335
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,871
I have to be in Phoenix for a
wedding on the 14th. Not happening.
336
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:36,140
Then, on the 24th, it's my
grandmother's birthday. No way.
337
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,142
I have tickets to the
Harlem globetrotters in October.
338
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,345
Those tickets
are really hard to get.
339
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,413
Fine, lamereau, you can go.
340
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,249
But don't go and do
anything stupid.
341
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,951
I wouldn't think of it.
342
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,620
We'll be in touch.
343
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,358
I think he's hiding something.
344
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,225
Absolutely.
345
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,493
Got to get closer to him.
346
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,195
But how?
How do we get closer to him?
347
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,397
Excuse me. Do you know
where the art school is?
348
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,532
I'm late for
figure drawing class.
349
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,067
I'm a nude model.
350
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,404
I think I just got an idea.
351
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,975
What is it?
352
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,449
You're late.
353
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,926
[ Breathes deeply ]
354
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,228
Tribeca, can you hear me?
355
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,930
I'm in position. Good.
356
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,065
Hey, where did you
put your wire, anyway?
357
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,234
That's not important.
358
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,735
Let's just say
we should probably
359
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:38,803
throw it out when we're done.
360
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,338
So it's in your bum.
361
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,808
All right, keep your eye out
for anything suspicious.
362
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,909
Copy.
363
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,477
Nice.
364
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,381
Yes.
365
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,417
Good.
366
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,285
Good!
367
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,989
Remember that
the human body is a temple.
368
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:01,292
It's a form to be
honored and celebrated.
369
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,362
Look upon today's Venus.
She is glorious.
370
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:08,633
She is as she was created,
her skin smooth and unadorned.
371
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,103
She is not altered or pierced...
372
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,238
Or tattooed.
373
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,773
Hold on. What did he say?
374
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,276
Disgusting, dirty tattoos.
375
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,980
Ink, electronically embedded
in the skin... so gross.
376
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,381
I just hate them so much.
377
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,651
I would go to great lengths
to embarrass those with tattoos,
378
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,388
especially mildly offensive
tattoos or bad-joke tattoos.
379
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,690
You know, like something printed
on a mug at Spencer's gifts.
380
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,360
Kind of funny in the store,
but later on,
381
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:38,196
it's something your friends
think is really lame.
382
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,131
Tribeca, we got him.
Go in for the kill.
383
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,599
Tell me, professor,
384
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,969
would you ever blackmail
someone with tattoos?
385
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,571
Well, if he were
in a position of power
386
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,141
and I could stand to make
a cool $4,000, you bet.
387
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,745
Well, it looks like
the Harlem globetrotters
388
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,180
are gonna have to find
someone else in their audience
389
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,283
to throw confetti on
instead of water.
390
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,953
Your blackmailing days are over.
391
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,722
You won't get very far
without this.
392
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,790
You'll never take me alive!
393
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,924
He's coming your direction!
394
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,292
I got him.
395
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,296
Uh...
396
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,568
¶¶
397
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,401
¶¶
398
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:23,267
¶¶
399
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,087
Unh!
400
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:46,557
You're under arrest
for suspicion of extortion.
401
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,359
His aesthetic
was offensive to me.
402
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,560
I wanted to embarrass him.
403
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,696
Well, then why didn't you
just bully him on Facebook
404
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,865
or instagram
like any decent human being?
405
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,100
Well, I was going to do that,
after I got the money.
406
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,235
Well, where you're going,
407
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,170
you won't have to
worry about that anymore.
408
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,807
Your own little slice of hell
called minimum-security prison.
409
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,809
Get ready, 'cause
for the next seven months,
410
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,111
you'll be making ponchos
and playing mahjong.
411
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,480
It's a complicated
Chinese dominos game.
412
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,015
Good luck figuring that one out.
413
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,317
Aah!
414
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,755
Easy! Easy. Ow.
415
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,056
You know what, Tribeca?
416
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:23,060
You're nothing but a...
Dumb jerk.
417
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,062
Sticks and stones...
418
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,632
And puppy-dog tails.
419
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,538
Interesting first day.
420
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,040
Yeah.
421
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,675
Sorry about earlier.
422
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,776
I just...
423
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,912
I haven't had much luck
with partners.
424
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,514
Hey, I get it.
425
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,918
Listen, if you're not
doing anything,
426
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,055
I... I thought maybe we could
grab a beer or something.
427
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,590
I mean, you do drink beer,
don't you?
428
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,026
I don't drink beer. I rent it.
429
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,628
[ Both laugh ]
430
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,542
Yeah, okay. Sure.
431
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,649
So, does this mean
we're, uh, partners now?
432
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,118
Yeah. Why not?
433
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,920
Partners.
434
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,655
Yo! Tribeca!
435
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,259
Lieutenant wants to see you.
Okay.
436
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,762
Cut that with a knife.
437
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,899
Rain check.
438
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,234
Yeah.
439
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,636
[ Sighs, clears throat ]
440
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,239
You okay with
this partner thing?
441
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,442
Yeah, I think I am.
442
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,645
I, uh... I actually have
a pretty good feeling about it.
443
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,981
Cool.
444
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,182
Me too.
445
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,350
I'll see you later.
446
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,852
Okay, cool.
447
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,855
[ Elevator bell dings ]
448
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,824
Aah!
449
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,392
[ Body thuds ]
450
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:06,931
Oh, crap! Somebody call 911!
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