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The congee and fried stick is for Grandpa.

Be good...eat more, drink more...

Ham, eggs and newspapers are for husband.

Corn flakes, little sugar and Pepsi Cola is for brother-in-law.

Who are you?

Tequila

It's OK, get up.

I'll wash my face first.

Forget that, whether you wash or not you remain the same.

What do you mean? Last night you said I am pretty.

Of course you were,

as I drank more than 90 glasses.

Don�t get out from this door, you�ll scare my family.

Just climb down by the pipes, go away, go.

Yinsu...

you need not make this fried stick all day

You don�t like it, dad? No...no...

You may just make some buns,

onion cake and soya milk.

Ok, I will.

Dad, good morning!

Good morning!

Honey, what happened to your head?

I hit something.

Dad, we�ve signed the contract for the shop in Cheung Chau.

I�ll go and take a look in days.

Take Little Fei with you, he can help you out.

No..... I've got to study on.

You graduated two years ago.

But I am getting my doctors degree today.

Again? How many times have you graduated?

I haven�t studied too much indeed.

I only have three bachelor degrees and one master degree.

This is my very first doctor degree.

Doctor? Which faculty?

Rock Blasting Faculty.

You study a doctor degree for rock blasting?

But every worker has a doctor degree in my company.

I did think over last night.

I've finally reached my target in my life.

I must go on studying music.

Were opening a new restaurant in Cheung Chau soon,

so you must come and help after you graduate.

I want to be a singer,

I want to be a wandering singer.

Wandering singer? That means a beggar?

We already have one at home now.

Mind you...please...

Please give me some money.

You want money this early in the morning? You are too much.

Are you my good elder brother?

Of course I am.

So it�s natural for you to take good care of me.

Why put an amulet on? You're being possessed?

I don�t know which bastard hit me with this.

I don�t know

either which bastard put this in my quilt.

This alarm clock is mine.

Ass-hole! Asshole!

I intentionally put this alarm clock inside your quilt.

You�re still sleeping when I arrive home at night.

But when I go out work you aren�t back yet.

I want you to free some time and come to my company...

Don�t bullshit, I went there the year before last.

Do you remember where my company is?

Sure, if not in HK, then its in Kowloon or NT.

I�ve just moved it to Cheung Chau.

Are you trying to trap me?

Have you had breakfast yet?

You guess.

I guess you haven�t yet.

Clever.

What do you want?

Hot pot.

I�ll figure it out.

Brother, are you coming to my graduation?

You graduate every year.

Yes, Old Leung speaking.

Got it...Meeting at 9:00

Little Fei.

Hello...Yeah...

OK...

Bye-bye.

Hey, Little Fei.

Right...yes...I�m sorry.

I know that...

Kung, are you coming?

I do want to go,

but when I finish this breakfast, it's sunset already.

I can�t help.

What about you, dad?

I have wind-surfing lesson.

What? You�re learning wind-surfing?

What�s wrong?

Stop kidding! Last time you said were taking up...

Diving.

Yes, diving, but he nearly go drowned,

saying someone was robbing him.

Someone was really strangling me.

Then last year you said about racing in Macau,

in fact, you don�t even have drivers license.

Have you finished?

Look at yourself,

you don�t study or work.

You know nothing but scrounge money from us.

I was wrong to give birth to you.

Right,

you didn�t get my consent before you gave birth to me.

That�s why I�m making you pay the sum, give me money.

Dare you speak back? want me to beat you?

Come if you want, come on.

What are you laughing?

I must defeat you one day.

This is why I�m laughing, haha...

Professor Cho.

Professor Cho. Old Fei.

Sorry, I should address you as Doctor Lo.

Now you have doctor degree,

many companies will want to hire you.

I just want to study on.

What faculty?

I want to learn music.

Music? You're scarcely talented in that.

I think one must beat ones weaknesses

in order to achieve.

Just like Beethoven, he was also deaf.

But your voice is hardly attractive.

No one can tell that.

What if I take you as lecturer,

you needn�t waste your time.

Teaching?

I fear.

Fear what?

I fear as I am shy.

OK, take a rest, take a rest, goodbye.

Goodbye.

What does that mean? Bullshit!

No, honey, it�s OK.

Thanks, pay those three violinists.

May I take your order?

Honey, I want shopping this afternoon,

so we can eat at home.

Don�t you feel bored staying home all day?

Just order whatever you like

Anything suits me, you decide.

Lobster, it�s famous here.

I�ve bought some fresh prawns, let�s eat at home.

Shall we order steak?

No, steak is virally infected, we mustn�t eat it.

What about Spaghetti Bolognaise?

No, it�s not good at all.

Forget it, give me a glass of aerated water.

Wow! $50 a glass?

It�s only $5 in supermarket.

OK...wife, you decide.

No, you had better decide.

What if we order butter and bread, it�s cheap and delicious.

What manner is this?

Don�t blame her, her suggestion is good.

Is butter complimentary?

Honey, have you had enough?

I hardly feel anything inside.

Over here.

Right, let me bake you some bread at home.

I�ll make bread and peanut butter for you.

I�ve taken butter with me too.

Hey, you stole it?

What? I did pay for it.

I paid so I must take it with me.

Wife, I just want to be romantic with you.

Come one... What?

That... is not the place for normal people.

lf...if our friends jump into us here...

...we can never clear things up, you know?

All walls are installed with mirrors, and a moving bed, lets go.

Moving bed? Right.

How come the bed moves itself?

What kind of woman do you take me for?

Who did you go with? How come you know?

Wife, I just want to be romantic with you,

don�t exaggerate please.

Honey, I think seeing sunrise in Cheung Chau is most romantic.

What if we take

a boat and see sunrise in Cheung Chau, OK?

I find this...

Wife, I have four meetings tomorrow,

maybe later...

OK, I have recorded TV programmes of yesterday, I haven�t watched yet.

OK, go and watch video tape then.

You decide.

Wife, why are you wrapping yourself up?

I can barely remember even how your navel looks like.

What�s good with my navel? Go watch video tape.

Why did you record also commercials and Mark Six?

Right, tomorrow is brother-in-laws birthday,

what are you sending him?

What did I send him last year?

He�s insisted on cash for the past five years.

Make it the same gift this year too.

How much are you giving him? Let me prepare.

Only one winner for the 1st prize, $31 ,800.000.

We'll give him $30 million.

Let�s fool him with last issue lottery ticket.

Good, interesting!

Good morning...

Why are you suddenly so smart?

You look good today.

You needn�t talk sweet. We haven�t forgotten.

It�s your birthday today.

This is present from us.

Thanks.

Five dollars, from both of us,

you think its gold coin?

This is not five dollars, its $30 million.

This first prize of Mark Six is $30 million.

We each choose two numbers, and share the prize if we win.

I�m eldest, number 1 , what about you?

I ... I�ll get number 2.

My waist is 26 inches, 26 then.

Then my waist is 28 inches, I�ll choose 28.

Two more numbers, you choose.

I�ll get number 3.

No, not number 3.

Number 4 then.

But I am number 3 in the family, why not?

You don�t know, there was one between you and him.

But he died before birth, so you�re number 4.

I never heard you say so.

Just because you are never at home.

Right, you�re number 4, get number 4.

Just one more number, choose one.

My waist is 27 inches, number 27 then.

Your waist is at least 36 inches,

right?

What? 36 inches!

No, my clothes make me look fat.

Your bottoms must be 36 inches then.

I think...lets choose these.

1 , 2, 4, 26, 28, 36

Bet on these numbers, it�s being drawn tonight.

We�ll share the prize if we win.

Is this all the gift you�re sending me?

OK.

After you bought the lottery, come back quick.

I�ve invited a friend for dinner,

don�t come late.

What friend? Man or woman?

A woman!

A woman?

Aren�t you gay?

Why did you make such a remark of him?

I mean you!

You bastard!

Little Fei, is she coming or not?

She is coming, there may be traffic jam.

Hello

Hi

What�s you name, Miss?

Mona Lisa Kam.

What a good name!

We can eat now, come on...

Please...come in.

Let�s eat. Thanks

What dish is it?

Shit, its cold, how can we eat?

No problem, I can reheat it.

Were all mad, no need.

I could have come on time.

When I was on the way here, some cars pushed me from behind.

I never panic so I raced with them

and I won $1 ,000 easily.

Smartie, isn�t it your birthday today?

Don�t think you�re triad member with that blond hair.

I tell you, were all triad members here we can kill you easily.

Happy birthday.

Miss Kam is so pretty, she speaks English too.

She must have received higher education. Miss Kam, what�s your name?

My name is Kam, I�m Karen Kam, Racing God of TST East.

So that is you? Nice to meet you.

I�ve heard about you long... Thanks

Miss Kam, where do you work?

You mean where I fool around?

I usually wander about,

looking for stupid guys.

What?

OK, no problem, I know you don�t like me at all.

Anyway I have appointment with foreign guys

at bars now.

Karen, where are you going?

Miss Kam, nice to meet you...

Do take care!

Goodbye!

Shit,

even a blind guy can tell Karen is an evil woman.

Karen is my first love,

but you treat her this way the first time she comes here.

This is going to give me bad influence in my future love.

OK, I won�t object you next time.

What if your next lover is worse than her?

How come there�s worse girl? OK, you can choose if there is.

OK now?

Let�s eat...

It�s false.

False?

Give me then.

You�re growing up, don�t be naive.

Your girl is not bad, better than none.

Being a Chinese, why dye the hair?

I�m going to dye my hair tomorrow too.

Dare you? I�ll cut off your head if you dare.

I do want to dye your hair when you�re asleep.

Just try on, I�ll cut off your head then

Dare you sleep? I must dye your hair.

Just try on.

You don�t dare to sleep?

Just try on.

I must dye your hair.

Don�t quarrel, Mark Six will be drawn soon, come on...

The first drawn number is 26.

Got it.

The second drawn number 28.

Got it too.

The third drawn number is 2.

Got it too.

The fourth drawn number is 4.

We go all four numbers.

The fifth number drawn number is 1 .

Good, got it too.

The sixth drawn number is 36.

Wow! Were got them all.

We�ve made a fortune this time.

You�re lucky, your birthday present is first prize.

Get the ticket out, let�s cheer up.

I haven�t bet it.

You�ve won first prize.

I haven�t bought it.

Then the $30 million is lost?

No, you cheat me.

Smile to us, smile...

I have no mood to joke with you, that $30 million.

How come I know my waist is 36 inches.

How come I know I�m number 4 in this family.

You have never told me that formally.

You�ll get it if it�s your money.

What do you mean? Give me $100 with your $30 million?

What do you think you are, Old Bag?

But its $30 million...

$30 million...

Bastard!

Michelle

No such person, you�ve made a mistake.

Angel

No such person.

Pauline

No such person.

Linder, Dolly...Linlin, no?

I�ve told you: No! Who exactly do you want?

No Linlin? There must be a Gigi?

I am her.

Come out!

Who exactly are you?

I�m Kung, come out, I�m bring you benefits!

Shit, everyone says he�s my husband.

Hey, where to?

Why do you ask me out?

Bring me benefits? Then why did you draw all my money?

I tell you as you can really keep secrets.

I�ve won Mark Six!

I�ll give you $50,000 once I get the prize tomorrow, OK?

You really won?

You can tell I have that luck from my chin,

let�s celebrate now.

I�ll treat you.

Good!

Hello, Kung.

Hello, Sister Coco!

You dumped me for another lover?

Don�t you have one too?... What�s his name?

I�m Kei.

Oh, Gay?

He�s my brother.

You bastard! I tell you, let�s just watch on.

Brother , lets go.

Another round, I�ll treat too.

Brother Smartie buys you a drink.

Bastard, why are you buying everybody a drink?

I�ll buy you a drink...

...if you can drink. I�ve lost $10,000 to you.

That rich guy is triad member.

Brother Smartie, thanks.

Brother Smartie, this is from me.

No, thanks.

You�re rich? You keep buying drinks for others.

I have much money.

What do you want to drink? I�ll pay.

Let�s play with bigger stake, Fifteen-Twenty, $500,000 a bet.

Still beggar stake, $1 million a bet.

I bet all your body-hair adds up to odd number,

you guess.

Then we must spend the whole night here.

No problem, I just fear you have not enough body hair.

Get me a pair of pincers.

No, make it simpler, guess the dice.

Don�t you know I am the famous King of Dice?

Don�t you know I am the famous Monster of Dice?

OK, it�s a deal, $1 million a bet, don�t play a fool.

Clear the table.

Two 1s.

Three 1s.

Four 1s.

Five 1s.

Six 1s.

Open.

The dice stuck up aren�t counted, man.

You didn�t say they�re not counted.

That is common rule, right?

Must we make all rules clear?

Sure, we must.

Are you trying to trap me?

As you like, I never trap you, $1 million, open.

You don�t believe there are five 1s?

Not so coincidence!

Dear audience, five 1s!

Terrific!

I needn�t say who has won now.

Must I say?

Say, you all tell him.

But this side is not 1 .

This side is 5, only the colour comes out, 1 is over here.

Great, boss!

Are you mistaken? This is not counted, let�s play again.

Do you think I will accept?

OK, I�ll play back the $10,000 first.

Do you think I will accept?

I will if you won�t, it�s a deal.

Brother Smartie, I tell you,

$1 million is not a problem to me,

because I have won Mark Six.

I�ll get you the money first thing tomorrow morning.

No wonder you�re King of Dice, sure.

What if I write a bon note?

That�s not reliable.

What if I give you my ID card and finger prints?

That�s not reliable either.

What do you suggest?

I think taking you naked photos is most reliable.

Come on...you�re King of Dice, right? Come on.

Get some good snapshots, make it large...

Take off his socks too.

Why only one? Take them all off!

Right! Ask him to make more postures.

Right, just like this...OK, good!

You�re over, you owe others $1 million.

Yes, I can pay off when I get prize money tomorrow.

But now you let them take you naked photos.

Make some better photos if I find them not good.

It�s over...I have unlucky feeling.

Will that Mark Six lottery ticket...

Shut up! I won�t be that unlucky...

How�s your headache now?

Why? You seem to suffer nothing from that accident?

You even put on make-up and sit beautifully here?

Don�t you know what professional is?

Well, I�m always like this, what�s special with accident?

Why wearing a helmet?

You again?

Yeah, didn�t I say I would keep you wait?

Doctor said you have concussion, and must give you a scanning.

I�ll give you injection now.

You might just give me some prescription

No way! No...

Hey, what did you inject into me?

Alcohol.

Be careful, police will come and check your body alcoholic reading.

Nothing serious with your son, he only has occasional suffering.

I want to use half a catty of game meat, half a catty of angelica...

...half a catty of ginseng apples and oranges...

...and boil them with two bow 1s of water.

No need to drink, just drain it away.

Aunt, your sons X-ray film is out.

As he wants to become doctor too much, he�s mentally ill.

He keeps saying he is doctor himself.

Let�s arrange for him to stay in hospital now.

Thanks, Doctor.

It�s bad!

I forget to scroll round the wards.

Are you feeling alright, sir? Want some balm?

How come you�re drunk like this

Is it interesting?

Who is it?

Doctor, is his X-ray plate out already?

Sir, are you very worried?

Worried about what?

Aren�t you worried police will come checking here?

Mind if your womb mis-shapes.

This X-ray plate is out, go and see the doctor.

Damn you! You think I am really nuts? Go get money at once.

How is it? Come on...

It�s inside? Let me take a look...

No!

So many cans? Why?

Is it inside the big one?

I hide it in this can, its this can,

how come...

No.

What do you mean? Impossible!

How come?

Brother, seems it will work.

Wed better tell Kung the truth.

This bastard is emotionless.

So we must play him a fool.

Where did I put it? How come?

You hit your head just then, did you lose your memory?

I�ve found it...

What�s on? It�s real?

How come so many cans? Hurry.

Sir, you didn�t win.

No way, please check it again.

I�ve check lots of times.

These aren�t the six drawn numbers.

What do you mean? I check it in front of the TV.

I don�t care, they�re not the numbers drawn.

I really checked while watching TV Mark Six.

lf lunatics rush here everyday

saying they win Mark Six, ld better die

How come there so many lunatics?

I really won Mark Six first prize, why don�t you give me money?

Give me money...

I�ve won first prize, give me money!

You�ve seen it now?

I really won first prize.

The man on TV told me I won first prize.

No, it�s a woman now who hosts that program.

Not a man anymore? Who hosts the program now?

Security!

You ask the security guards.

Isn't it a man who hosts the program? No more a man.

Who hosts the program then?

Ng Kwan Yu...

Go out...

Go...

How come?

Take it easy...

He�s our younger brother, we played a joke with him.

Nothing , it�s just a joke.

I�m sorry... Sorry.

We are only playing. Playing?

Yes...it�s your birthday present, Happy Birthday.

Playing a joke?

You can tolerate such excitement.

What about me?

It�s a small joke. What shall we do?

Kung, are you alright?

Did he get hurt in that accident? ...

He had an accident?

Kung, are you OK?

Bastard, you do keep words.

You come to collect prize money? Pay your debt at once.

Excuse me...

The X-ray plate shows the patient is normal.

The he�s alright.

But the scanning of his brain is strange.

Whenever I mention about money, women, and Mark Six...

...his brain shows strange response.

That only shows that he is very normal.

No way, I must check again when he comes round.

I hope he won�t be mentally ill.

Brother, we�re too much in this joke.

Kung, I have really wronged you this time.

Just don�t worry, I�ll support your living for the rest of your life.

None of my business, I�m waiting for him to pay me back $5.000.

He owes you money? Wife, pay the debt for her.

Will $4,500 do?

No way! I lent him $5,000.

Thanks, I�ll leave now, bye.

What about the money he owes me?

Who are you? Does my son owe you money too?

Not much, just $1 million.

What?

Hey, don�t ever try to cheat us.

He did write me a note.

He�s fainted, wait till he comes round.

OK, I�ll send these photos

to magazines and newspapers.

Doctor checking the wards.

Little brother ...

What do you mean?

Sorry, I�m very sorry.

What do you mean? Sorry, he�s ill.

Shit, must I disguise as Dick in order to escape?

He�s mentally ill, sorry...

What are you doing to do? When will you pay back?

Kung...

Brother-in-law, how are you now?

CID!

I�m charging you with entering

TV Games Shop in school uniform.

Hands on the head, legs inside your mouth,

Don�t force me to fire...

What shall I do now you�ve eaten up the note.

Don�t let your brother suffer, write him a cheque at once.

Brother-in-law, stop fooling... Don�t come over...

Thanks.

It�s enough...It�s bad...

Stop fooling...

Time for injection.

Why are you shouting aloud? ...

I haven�t injected you, the syringe injected me instead.

Honey!

I like it, I�m just nuts.

Solicitor Lau. Coming.

Solicitor Lau...

My son had an accident, he got injured in the brain.

I fear he can�t take care of himself anymore

therefore I want to set up a fund for him.

Then...then I needn�t worry anymore.

I want to make him landlord of this house.

I also want to give my $7 million cash and the shop to my brother.

I will give all my scholarship to my brother, too.

I�ll give him all my dowry.

All that adds up to more than $20 million,

it should enough for your sons expenses for the rest of his life.

But

we need time to let the fund function.

What if he recovers, what shall we do then?

lf he recovers, he�s then normal.

lf he�s normal, he should get himself a job.

With money, he'll become lazy, it won�t do him good.

lf so, ld better keep the money myself to further my studies.

Time for injection.

Catch that patient for me, he�s lunatics

Hey, time for injection.

Pauline, this is Kung,

shall we come out for a drink tonight?

What a pity! It�s said you are mentally ill now?

Isn�t that better?

Shit, you might injure me any moment, nuts!

Hello Kung

It�s bad!

May I come in?

Not yet asleep? Do you know B is pregnant,

his wife asks him for an abortion.

It�s said the baby's father is New Horse Son,

but it�s proved the father is Tung Chee-Hwa.

He�s become more and more serious.

Will he recover one day?

Sure, with this injection.

Not now, wait till I have left.

Help me.

Listen to me,

that Lau Law Wo says he will never admit that is his son.

Why are my legs aching?

That way.

Why will you come to Cheung Chau with me?3

Nothing special, I want to learn how to do business with you.

Good brothers!

Is it that way?

Yes, it is.

Boss.

How long will it take?

Very soon, just two more weeks will do.

Why do you arrange to meet here?

Hello, Old Fei!

Hello!

Hey, Old Leung is here too?

Bastard, you come to meet your girlfriend in Cheung Chau?

Shall we try Shantung Fried Chicken over there?

Good...good idea!

Big Brother, what about you?

I won�t go.

You go, I�ll watch on.

Come on,

I fear you�ll be starving.

It�s here.

Please sit down.

Shenny, we have guests.

My God, its so dirty here.

You�ll break it if you rub so hard.

It�s so dirty!

It�s old, but not dirty.

What would you like?

What is special here?

Shangtung Fried Chicken, our specialty here.

Such lousy place has specialty?

Miss, we only use fresh chicken.

We steam it first, then fry it.

It�s very famous in Cheung Chau, people rush here to try.

People?

I don�t see anyone.

Sorry, she bullshits.

Two Shantung Fried Chicken, please.

What exactly do you mean?

We�ve been here for so long, we�ve never been arrear in paying rents.

This is the first time were late in rents, and you cast us away?

Isn�t this too much!

The foreign fried chicken bar

is willing to rent here for expansion.

They even promised they�ll pay for the rent you owe us

and they�ll pay you $10,000

for selling them you shop, do you know?

What did you say?

I tell you,

the chicken they make is unhealthy and tasteless, no culture.

Let them take over us? No way!

I don�t come to beg you,

I come to give you one months notice.

lf you don�t pay rent, we'll barricade this place.

How much do we owe you? Say!

Listen carefully.

Three months rent, two month pre-paid, $50,000 altogether.

Pre-paid? Why pre-paid?

Your credibility is bad.

What did you say?

Take it easy...

I mean business is bad, not credibility.

lf you bullshit, I�ll turn you into fried chicken.

Be gentle, take your hands off me.

Anyway, I�ll come collect the rent, I�ll come on time.

May I give you $50,000?

I can give you five snaps on your face.

You mustn�t misunderstand me.

As I saw your shop runs into difficulty...

if you will become my girlfriend for a while...

I�ll can give you $50,000 as a reward.

Will you please help me out, I beg you.

Don�t you have girlfriend?

Please give me 3 newspaper.

Granny, don�t you like photography?

Yes, I do.

A famous photographer has published a book,

with a complimentary fiction.

Does it?

How much is it?

$30 a copy.

Sister-in-law!

Is the story good enough?

This story is called Blue Story on Blue Bridge.

I�m sorry, brother-in-law, let me clean for you.

Your story teaches woman to take up secret lovers.

So they suit us, but no you, I mean it.

You don�t know,

being a professional housewife is so boring.

Let me tell you.

You�d better have facial treatment and fix your teeth.

lf you look horrible,

you�re forcing my brother to take a concubine.

Brother-in-law, aren�t you mentally ill?

But why you say is so normal?

Is it?

I�m sorry, I forget I am mentally ill,

I pissed on my trousers.

Do I really look horrible?

No, just a little

Look, how nice it is?

Is it pretty?

This is called Five Luck, it brings us luck.

Does it?

Little Fei is bringing a new girlfriend home for dinner,

sorry to bother you again.

I should do all this.

Right, I wonder that Little Feis now girlfriend is like?

I�m sure she�s much prettier than that Karen Kam.

Miss the white ball, deduce 4 marks, dad, you have 4 marks.

You intentionally block my ball,

you need money badly?

Take this money.

This is techniques.

Thanks Gods I have my tricks.

This ball is a bit yellow, Old Bag, what shall we do?

Yinsu, change a pear for him.

Dad...

this is the girl I met in Cheung Chau, Shenny.

How are you, uncle?

This is my younger brother, that is my sister-in-law.

Let�s sit a while in the sitting room.

Son, lets go over.

I want to finish the game first, go serve her.

Be polite to the guest.

Shenny, it�s said you run a fried chicken shop in Cheung Chau, right?

Yes, I�ve run it for years.

How many members are there in your family?

Where is your homeland?

How long have you been in HK?

Just me and my mother.

Were from Peking, have been in HK for 7 years.

Then...your father? Is he here?

Daring ass-hole! Dare you bullshit? Beat it.

Little Fei, what is happening to your girlfriend?

She�s not my girlfriend now, she�s Judge Pao.

Someone come! Get the Head Chopper here.

Why does she become Judge Pao suddenly?

Take them all out and chop off their head.

Dad!

Dad, are you OK?

Take them all out and chop off their head.

Oh, orchid!

Uncle, where were we?

I tell you, your house is haunted.

Right, Shenny is the famous luck-teller in Cheung Chau.

I guess she must have seen something just then,

and cast it always.

Dad...you give her some money, please.

Give her $5,000.

Good luck come.

Good luck come.

Take this money, take it as deposit.

You sit for a while.

Kung, what are you doing there?

I�m not Kung.

Who are you then?

You can�t tell though I keep jumping.

You know now?

What do you want?

Get me money, must be more that what you pay that girl Judge.

Quick.

Quick!

Will you stop fooling around?

Were in trouble water, so please stop fooling.

Don�t think you can do anything as you have mental illness.

Must I snap you on you face?

You�re happy now? You feel comfortable now?

Then be good...and go to sleep.

Honey, what happened just now?

Nothing. He gave me some fists, while I paid him several thousand dollars.

Little Fei.

Brother.

See your girlfriend back to Cheung Chau now.

It�s late, there�s no ferry service.

Dad doesn�t seem to like her.

Do you mean that? Then I can choose now.

Yeah, dad doesn�t like that girl.

He even asked me to watch her closely.

Watch her closely then!

It�s suffocating here.

Let me switch on the ventilator.

You acted very well.

Your brother acted even better.

I pretend being possessed, but he seems to be really possessed.

Tomorrow evening well invite some friends to dinner.

You must act better

to make my father hate you more.

Then I can be with Karen Kam.

You can easily get that $50,000 reward too.

What is Karen Kam like?

Pretty...

...but not too pretty though.

What about her behaviour?

Good...

But not too good.

Her character?

I don�t go on with her too well.

Then why do you love her so much?

Because she is my first love.

What happens if you meet another better one?

I don�t know how to handle such complicated matter.

Right, I�ve asked Karen to go to Repulse Bay tomorrow.

Then I have a pretext

and take you and Kung out.

What about me?

You take care of Kung for me.

Me and Karen will be away for a while.

OK, its late, take a rest now.

You sleep on the bed, I�ll sleep on the ground.

I know they conspire and cheat us,

we must not trust them.

Yinsu, yours is a bit... strange and weird.

I know.

It�s good to have her here anyway.

I will, father.

Furthermore...have you your tooth fixed.

OK, I�ll go next week.

Hey, Kung.

Seeing you�re always at home, let me take you for a ride.

Sleep for a while.

Just tell me you go wooing girls.

He�s pretty sober at times.

Stop! Stop...

What is it?

Pregnant woman, giving birth any moment.

Stop!

Don�t stop, were in a hurry.

Why aren�t you sympathetic?

Karen hates others to be late, we mustn�t stop.

You�re worse than animals.

You�ll be paid for this evil deed.

You�re evil!

You get paid off now.

What world is this? HK people are really without sympathy.

Let me handle!

HK people are really without sympathy.

Why are you out with so many plastic legs?

There�re still many here.

Good quality.

Hey, Karen.

My car is down, they tyres are flat.

All four tyres are flat?

No, just one of them.

Goodbye!

Karen! Karen!

How come you arrive so late?

Mr. And Mrs. Ting are arriving soon.

Must you be so formal?

Listen,

when I first came to HK,

it was his father who lent me $500 to start my business

I do remember this all my life.

I know they are kinky,

but please tolerate all that.

Go and wash your face.

Come on, let father help you to bath.

Is there any here? ...

Brother Kau...

Sister Kau, long time no see.

How are you...

...you�re still alive?

Lets get inside... Good

Why are you so weird?

This horse is all right.

Please be seated.

Right, this sausage is made in UK.

It suits those who have high cholesterol value and want a chronic suicide,

do think it over.

Thanks...

This is may daughter-in-law, Yinsu.

Greet Mr. and Mrs. Ting.

How are you, Mr. And Mrs. Ting?

Where is her husband?

He�s gone to Cheung Chau.

What does he mean?

He goes away when seniors like us are coming here?

Why does he go to Cheung Chau?

He must be going there for wooing.

You know, its a trend to get a concubine in HK.

Oh, facing a wife with outpost teeth!

This is my second son, Little Fei.

Greet Mr. and Mrs. Ting.

How are you, Mr. And Mrs. Ting?

And the one next to him?

His girlfriend, Shenny.

Greet Mr. and Mrs. Ting

How are you Mr. And Mrs. Ting?

You don�t look like native people, where are you from?

I�m from Peking.

Oh, Mainland Girl?

Fly!

Where is there a fly?

On your lips!

You are ignorant.

This is not a fly, this is a mole.

This is a luck mole.

I get worried about you.

Those guys from mainland all become robbers

and those girls from mainland all become whores.

I wonder that HK will become after 1997.

It�s so troublesome...

Luckily we�ve already become British citizens.

We can enjoy peaceful life back in UK after 1997.

Isn�t China your homeland?

You nuts! I�ve been British Citizens for ages.

I�m learning English too, my English name is...Ric...

Chard

Chard, Richard

Why don�t you have your hair dyed blond?

Why don�t you wear tinted contact lenses?

Maybe you�ll give fragrant fart.

Good idea.

I will consider that.

It�s a shame for China to have people like you.

What did you say?

I�m shameful for your mom and dad.

You become foreigners instead of Chinese

Hey...Old Bag, you see now.

What rude remarks! Scold him back.

Shenny. I agree with you,

I cant tolerate them anymore.

Old Bag, you�re so forgetful.

lf my dad hadn�t given you $500,

you�d have starved to death.

Right, you might all become beggars now.

My handbag.

Don�t come near.

Since I met you by the river side.

I�ve been suffering from love.

She used to come while singing whenever I dated her.

It was great scene kicking Ting Kau yesterday.

Introducing you a pretty girl today?

Don�t ever forget me.

Long time no see. How are you?

Fine, how�s your wife?

She�s passed away.

Good.

And your husband?

He passed away too.

Very good too.

This is...

This is my son. Get up and greet.

Uncle.

This is my daughter, Little Suen.

Greet Uncle.

Uncle.

Sit down...

He used to be clever, but hit his head in an accident

and he becomes a bit retarded.

My daughter has bee very smart

but I don�t know why she becomes this now.

Maybe this is a trend among youngsters.

Since the death of your wife, have you...that?

I have to work, and take care of these three children,

I don�t have time...

What about you?

Luckily my husband left us some money.

I mean if you have...?

I was going to... but...

... but my daughter suddenly becomes like this.

so how can I do that?

Look, they�re just two of a kind.

I�m so sorry that we couldn�t get married

but our next generation may...

What if we let them get married? Good idea.

Hey...no.

l, I�m idiot.

You idiot? Look, she�s more idiot than you.

No I�m really...really sick.

Why don�t you go and enjoy yourselves?

Right, lets go out... and play.

Come on... Lets ...go to.

Good lets go to play

What this and that?

Kill you.