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"Thomson, I told you so many times. Shooting at his photo is no use"

A business worth millions on the Chor Bazar (flea market)

Now he's taken it all from us! Bloody pauper!

He's now a don in Mumbai! And he frames us on drug charges...

"and now the police are after us! And here we are, in Singapore..."

"scared, hiding! - Friend, time is the infidel"

"if today isn't ours, tomorrow won't be his"

"In the end, everything turns out fine, my friend. Tarry, a while..."

"given the right time and opportunity once again, we will rule Chor Bazar"

And when comes the time? When Jerry? Four years since we left India

Remember? Those who ran for electoral offices came to us offering millions

"And the voters were scared, they voted the men we chose"

"The elections are coming up, but our millions..."

Bhangari will pocket

What kind of a guy is this Bhangari? - Infamous don

"9,000 votes in this constituency and he has them all in his pocket"

"He rules this pocket. - Used to be Thomson and Jerry, no?"

Bhangari has ousted them. - What's his full name?

Topi Chand Bhangari. - Was he into selling hats?

"No, he was a fraud. - And what does he do now?"

"He's a fence. Rules this area, he's got everyone shivering"

Let's look him up

That's his shop

He's shivering himself

What...? Who's shivering? - You

"Hey, is he a goon? - Was. Now he's becoming a politician"

ls that so? Bloody flea! Come over and get scared

ls that a flab-trimmer? - I even got a life-trimmer

Want to see? This one.

Goodness! - Not to get scared

Uncle... - What he doesn't know is it's fake

So long as it serves my purpose. Get lost

So what do you want done? - I heard lots about you

"Because I can make or break men. Say, what will it be for you?"

I want to get made! I want to break my opponent

"How? He has given me 500,000. - I can pay you the same"

One minute... how do I know whether you can swing votes?

Unsure...? - Yes

ls he going to hit me?

"No, I'm taking you out to show you"

Watch the miracle

Yes Mr Bhangari...? - Any trouble?

You need me there? - Want me to get a sword?

See... how influential I am? - Yes... yes

"Just vote for this Chor (thief). - Thief...? No, I'm no thief"

My name is Chorge! - You're gay too?

Vote fin Charge. - Yes vote flu me

Cut out that act. The public knows. Out with the money

Get out

Why do they need these screamers?

"Uncle, you took money from both of them. Now who wins?"

None of them. The third contestant paid me 2.5 million. He's winning

What...? You're making enemies! - I'm also making money

"But I'm afraid, I'm losing you. - What for...?"

Someone might just shoot you. - And why have I hired you?

What can I do? - When the shootout begins...

you front for me. - That's why you hired me?

I don't pay for nothing. Now put the money in the bank

I don't know, but why...?"

I'll be there on time

What are you wearing? I'm wearing pink

Let's talk later. Bye

Daddy! Good you came by! - Why...?

I need some cash. - Cash? I don't have change

"Not small change. I need 50,000. - You want to buy the flea market?"

I want to buy a nice gift for my friend's engagement

Just pass on a fiver in an envelope. - Will you stop being miserly?

"Look, I'm dressed in tatters! - Come off it. Special friend?"

Yes. - And you got to give?

You'll thank me for this. I'm not losing anything

Take this. - What's this book?

Chequebook. From my new bank

What kind of a chequebook is that? - New bank down the lane

Brotherhood Bank. The best of goons and murderers in the brotherhood...

are banking with Brotherhood Bank. I'm banking with them too

"Dad, anyone can use false signatures! - No signatures here"

This is what works. Like this

Give me the cheque. - Enjoy

"You haven't filled in the amount. - Five fingers mean 50,000"

"What if you want to draw 100,000? - Use all ten"

What if you want to draw more? - You use toes

If you want to draw even more? - Hold a knife...

and out comes the money. Want to see?

"No, no... - Then scoot"

"But Dad, today's Sunday. - The bank works only on Sundays"

And the rest of the week? - Stays shut

Scoot

I got the money

How much did you give her? - How much is this?

"50,000...? You're spoiling her. - But she's my only daughter"

"For whose sake am I making money, why am I looting everyone?"

It all goes to her coffers. - At this rate...

she will never find a nice boy. - Who wants a nice boy?

I'm looking for the worst family of thugs and thieves

"The mother should be a goon, the kids should be on the streets"

My son-in-law to-be should be worse than I am

You nearly died! Whose son are you?

Hers?

ls this your son?

"If you can't take care of your kids, why breed?"

Breeding... who...? - May l...?

You...? But don't you and your wife seem a bit of a mismatch

Trouble everywhere! All the money spent in hotels! Everyone's like me

Not a word! You can't take care of your son! He was nearly run over

I got eight more at home. - Eight more...?

"Doesn't look like it, but who knows? - Who doesn't look like what?"

"You don't look like you're a mother of eight, but who knows...?"

"What I've been trying to tell you... - Excuse me, she isn't your wife?"

Not at all. - Then where is your wife?

Over there. With my eight. - Then go to her

"Someone as pretty as you are, could never be a mother"

"Will you leave? - Sure, but I'd like to meet you again"

Why are you shouting? Don't shout

"Yes, you are very beautiful, but... relax"

I thought I was mistaken. Then he said it again. Mother of eight

Mother of 8...? And you said nothing? - I was furious. But...

Must've said sorry. - He did. But he was so mischievous

He's here

He's coming right at us. Don't you talk to him. He'll try a conversation

You... here? - You mind?

No. Your presence makes the party brighter

"After this morning, I never expected tonight"

"Here you are, romancing the girls. - This is..."

Kiran...? - Not acquainted yet?

"Ran into her this morning, now I'm striking up an acquaintance"

"Come on, I'm famished. - I'll join you"

How about dinner with me? - No. I have dinner every night

"l can make that out. What's your dish? Even in rage, she's exotic"

What a gait! What a pirouette! And what an attitude

“Khan , he isn't what you think. - He's a down-market casanova“

"No, his father is an industrialist. Lucky girl, whoever marries him"

"Your friend, the judge is coming. - Haj? Who's going for Haj?"

I'm tired of your deaf ear! Not Haj! The judge is coming

Why are you screaming? I'm not stone deaf... Kapoor is coming?

Yes. - He's no judge. He's a magistrate

Where is he? - I'm right here

After ages! - How have you been?

Fine. Where have you been? - I was transferred two years ago

Now I'm back and I'll be here until I retire

"Hello Uncle, hello Aunt. - She is...?"

"Don't you recognise her? My daughter, Renu"

Daughter...? You named her that? - His daughter

That's my point... - He's a little hard of hearing

Little... - You're a big girl! What do you do?

Just graduated in law. I'll be practising here

"Be seated. - No, I'm seeing someone at ten"

I'll drop in some other time

See her off

"Be seated. - Yes, sit"

"You've put on lots of weight. - Yes, I listen to music"

Renu has come of age. What have you decided?

Nice boys are so rare. - Rare? You can always find a nice buy

Enough. - Lady...

My son. Raj. - But wasn't he away in London?

"Yes, but he's back, managing the business. What do you think of him?"

What more could I ask for? If this marriage happens...

We'll be away in America for a while. In the meantime...

you could introduce Renu to Raj. They could get to know each other

"One of these days, I'll pick up Raj on my way to court. Rest is destiny"

"You're in luck! In the brotherhood of thieves, I'm the best matchmaker"

I want an outstanding son-in-law. - What do you mean by outstanding?

Outstanding as in someone who makes everyone want to stay out of his way

"People, police and every goon in the neighbourhood... find a match"

I'm the best matchmaker. I paired off a pimp with a runaway whore

My daughter isn't running away. - I know she's a decent girl

Much as you're a scoundrel. - What did you say?

But I praised your daughter! - And spoke ill of me

"Take your words back! - Okay, I will. Now leave my neck"

Sit. - Stop bullying me

I'll clip you if you speak ill of me. - I knew. I took a haircut beforehand

What did you say? - Nothing. But I've got for you...

the cream of the brotherhood. Blackie from Kalina

Little Hunter from Dombivli. Little Bastard from Chinchpokli

Rotten stuff. Show me something solid. - Like Black Monkey from Masjid Bunder?

Here's Puffy from Mumbra. - Rotting nails are what they are

I want a double-edged sword. - Come clean! What do you want?

Mind that voice!

I don't hear. Talk aloud. - Come clean! What do you want?

I want a solid goon

Someone better than I am. - Got it. I got one. Never married

Never had an affair. Original stuff. - And you tried to palm off duplicates?

"Back home in Ulhasnagar, we palm off duplicates first. Originals always sell"

Cut the crap and where does he live? - In a mansion worth 250-million

Mansion worth 250-million? Get it! - Are you buying?

Got to see what a mansion worth 250-million looks like

Where have you brought me? - That mansion is worth 2.5-billion

My son-in-law to-be is in jail? - But here's where he was born

What do you mean? - His mother was a murderer

Your daughter needn't worry about handling a mother-in-law

She has been externed? - Dead. Killed in a police encounter

Anymore questions? Wait till you get in. - Hold that voice down

Not so low. - Go in and ask what you got to

Okay, move"

Welcome Don Bhangari. That way... - Hold that voice down

Sit here... please. I'll fetch Shakti

Didn't I tell you to get the jeweller? - I've brought him

But he's refusing to pay up. - I'll send him to seventh heaven

Heyjeweller... I'm here to discuss a wedding proposal for my daughter

May I borrow your turban? - Go on

Even fits me. Now I can have a decent conversation

"No sparing you! Hey! I don't kill you, I shock you"

"You'll die of the shock, jeweller! - I'm not the jeweller"

Shakti! What are you doing? This is your father-in-law to-be

Where's the jeweller? - Ran off with his turban

Why didn't you tell me when I hit you? - But you were strangling me

"if you're the bride's father, you're dead anyway. Better strangle than beg"

"Sit down Daddy, why get angry? - Relax, have a nice chat"

Want a drink? Hot or cold? - Isn't that banned here?

"That's for prisoners. Here, I rule. Have a cold drink, it's hot"

Hey constable! Get a Pepsi with cola. - Cancel that order

Get me an icecream with Mangola. - You got the menu by heart?

"He's sharp. Te||_ me Bhangari, you sell junk?"

"Explain, explain. - He has a big shop in the flea market"

"He's a fence. - You know my status, don't you?"

You couldn't find a bandit or murderer? What's this? Some petty thief?

You better explain. - Give me some time

The fleamarket shop is a front. He's bigger than bandits

So just marry his daughter. - Not so easily

"First, I'll meet his daughter. Tomorrow, I got a date with the court"

"Tell him to send his daughter over. I'll see his daughter, she'll see me"

I don't want any problems later. Where are you?

"Right here. - You know, I'm characterless"

What are you saying? I'll kill you. - Shut up! It's only for your daughter

You won't find a worse goon. - But...

He'll be there with his daughter. - Who needs this old man?

It's a meeting of two young hearts. Tell him to send his daughter alone

.- Of course, she'll come alone"

Why have you brought us to the court? - Here's where I got to be

"Are you getting married in court? - No, Daddy has chosen someone for me"

I'm supposed to meet him in court. - But how will you recognise him?

"Daddy said, he will be travelling in a car with a red beacon. VIP, maybe"

"Look, there's a car with a red beacon"

"Son, Renu must be around. Wait here, I'll send her over"

Isn't he the guy who came to the engagement?

"You're in luck! Go, latch on"

Are you the one my Daddy...? - That's me

"Are you the one...? - Yes, what a pleasant surprise"

I never imagined we'd meet like this again

Really...? - Never in my life I lied

And you're the prettiest thing that happened in my life

Hi Shakti. - Get lost

Undo the handcuffs. A bride is coming to meet her bridegroom

"Who's the bridegroom? - Me, who else?"

Getting married? - Why can't I get married?

Are you married? - Thrice over. Don't do it

Had fun thrice and he won't let me have fun once? Take off the cuffs

This concerns my reputation. - Where's the girl?

Up there. My girl! He's my matchmaker

"Look lawyer, I'm in a fix because I got them married"

They got into a fight and they sued me for it. The cops might arrest me

"Am I not better off the way I am? - Don't worry, you'll get bail"

"I'll join you soon. - Please, I'll get in trouble"

Wench! What a beauty!

You don't know me? I'm your Romeo! - Are you crazy?

The sight of you drives me crazy! I'm going out of my mind

What are you staring at? - Had fun? Now back to jail

Drop English. Talk Hindi. How did you like the boy?

One in a million! - You like him?

Your choice is my choice! - Bless you

Surekha... - What's going on?

I've chosen a boy for your daughter. - You did...?

Ask her how she found him. - Come on Dad! He's fantastic

"You found a nice boy? I don't get it... - In my life, I made only one mistake"

Marrying in haste. - You mean I'm unworthy of you?

I bore her for you! Wonderful daughter! - I too had a hand in that

Don't you grab all the credit. - Don't start squabbling now

Shakti wants to see you right away. He's gone out of his mind

I'll coming

You're crazy about him and he's crazy about you

My Mummy never slapped me so hard! Your daughter insulted me

"l spared her because she's from the brotherhood! Else, I'd kill her"

A girl isn't supposed to do that before she's married

Laughing? I'll knock your teeth out! - Get wise. Ever since she saw you...

she has been talking about you. - That's news

A mule doesn't know how saffron tastes. - What's the saffron?

My daughter. - Who's the mule?

You. - I'll carve you up

"Moron, try to understand. When a girl says no, she means yes"

She's crazy about you! She's praising you to...

The heavens. - And you can't get it?

I haven't any experience about love. This is my first affair

"Even if she beats you with a shoe, take it with a smile"

Take my handcuffs off! There's my girl! - Want some more fun?

Never been to college. So I got no knowledge. Now I know. Let me off

I know you got a glass eye. Can't you use the good eye to see?

"Forgive me, Shakti. - How can I forgive you?"

"Eye for eye, tooth for tooth. For a heave... take this"

"Forgive me, lady. - Moron! Not on my girl!"

Get lost

Lassie! You're looking like a bomb! ls that make-up? Or original colour?

Am I supposed to smile through my bruised jaw?

What are you gaping at? - Never seen anyone as shameless as you

Choose a design for the wedding invitation

"Wedding invitation? But I haven't met the boy, my parents haven't met him"

Your parents are away in Sonapur. - Not Sonapur. Singapore

One and the same. They can't come. - But I can take him there

Your parents didn't approve of me and we eloped. This time...

you want your daughter to elope? - Nothing of the sort will happen

I'll take him to Singapore and everything will work out fine

He can't go to Singapore. - Why not?

Court matters. They won't let him go. - What good are you? Before you...

"the toughest of courts are nothing! - Yes, they're trembling"

Then I'm taking Kiran to Singapore. You send him over

Bhangari... what's the emergency? Why have you called me here?

"Just come in and sit down. - This 7-day parole cost me 300,000"

What's the matter? - Sit... get up and let him sit

How about splitting a tea? - Two teas. Or are you a pauper?

"Okay, I'll pay for mine, you pay for yours"

You can have your tea. I'll share mine with your daughter

She's away in Singapore. - Then I'm going to Singapore

That's why I called you here. - I'm going to Singapore...

"and if anyone ogles at his daughter, I'm going to gouge out his eyes"

Wonderful! What a son-in-law! Watching over his wife even before he's married

That's love! - Call from Singapore

Talk. - No one's talking

How come...? - That telephone is junk

Which one is working? - The one inside

Why didn't you say so? - Because it's for sale

"So you know more about his shop. Tell me, where's Singapore?"

Somewhere near Kolhapur? - Never saw a sign saying Singapore

Maybe nearabout Sholapur? - No

Nonsense! Dragging Singapore all over? Singapore is where Singapore is

"You got to go there to see my in-laws. They must approve. Else, cancelled"

"Thomson, I'm the junk-peddler. - Yes, what's news?"

Bhangari's wife and daughter are in Singapore

His son-in-law to-be is going today. - Where are they staying?

Blue Heaven on High Street. His father-in-law Hardyal's house

Thanks for the news

Jerry! Get up! - Let me sleep

This is no time to sleep. It's time we put people to sleep. Bhangari's family

They're here. - What did you say?

Now we kidnap them and we ransom them! - For five billion! Now is our chance

"Strange city, no one knows an address!"

Hey, you know this address?"

"Got it, he's mourning his dead. They don't even know how to speak"

That's someone in a big car

Looks like made-in-India

.- Come on, we're late"

"Excuse me, this address. - No idea! You read it"

I got no idea what's on it. - What has Bhangari gotten me into?

How come you know Bhangari? - I'm his son-in-law to-be

What makes you so happy? Do you know Bhangari?

He's my uncle from the flea market! And what are you doing here?

"I'm in the right place! So you guys are my brothers-in-law, no?"

Certainly. - Where are my girl and her mother?

"I've been wandering all day. - First, let's go home"

We'll treat you to a great time. Then we'll take you to them

Where's your luggage? - If you're shopprng...

you come to Singapore empty-handed. Won't you take me shopping?

"Why not? First, let's have a good time. Come on"

I'm famished. - I'll feed you your fill. Come

You'll remember this treat. - I'd like to eat Chinese

That'll be the ninth. Scotch! - Drink your fill

This is like the camel drinking water before a desert trek

"Tell me, do I look like a camel? - No, you're my lamb"

Lamb...? - It's fed before the slaughter

What do you mean?

You dare talk back! - Why did you slap me?

"Here in Singapore, you slap the guest afterwards"

"Back in India, you slap back twice"

"Look, I'm a bit drunk. Excuse me. - Hey! Where are you going?"

You aren't going anywhere. - What's up? Who are you?

What do you want? - You are Bhangari's son-in-law to-be?

"Yes, you want to kill me? - Sure, if he doesn't meet our demands"

What demands? - Back in Mumbai...

he grabbed our business. Now we're recovering. 5 billion

"if he won't pay up, we're sending back your corpse"

My corpse? What for? It's between the two of you

Jerry, call Bhangari"

"Kiran, did you take my son-in-law on a tour of Singapore?"

We went the whole hog! And my grandparents are very happy too

So the old fool likes my son-in-law? Shakti is like that

Whom are you talking about? - My son-in-law to-be

"Let me talk to your grandfather. - Daddy, he won't to talk to you"

Why? - He calls you a scoundrel

"I'm not going to kill him, am I? - Better, talk to your son-in-law to-be"

I'm not talking to any scoundrel

"After 25 years, the rotten old fool is still fuming"

Who is this? - Your foes. Thomson and Jerry

Still alive? - Yes

"For the last 4 years, we've been dying to get even. And today's our day"

Don't you take me on. My son-in-law will kill you

"As of now, we're holding your son-in-law"

You are holding him? - Yes. If you want him to live...

you will return to us whatever you have made on the flea market

"5 billion. Else, we will carve him up in as many pieces"

Where is my son-in-law? - He has been drinking all day

"Either you are fooling me, or he is fooling you"

I just spoke to my daughter. My son-in-law is with her

Get lost

"Jerry, he isn't Bhangari's son-in-law. I think he's a cop from lndia"

Then he's here to finish us off. - Before which we finish him off

Who are you? - Bhangari's son-in-law to-be

Are you fooling us? - Why are you hitting me?

The truth! Who are you? - What did Bhangari say?

That you aren't his son-in-law. - He said that? Just call him

Not another game! You drank our whisky! - Why are you hitting me?

Just take what I owe you for the drink. - You are the one taking what you owe

"Enough of this melodrama! Look, I don't kill, I shock"

Really...? - Give that to me

It's banned in Singapore. - Really?

My arm! Fracture! Leave me

Here you get thrashed for asking an address! And Bhangari sent me here

"Rattled me to the bone! In India, I would've done them in"

You take me for a beggar?

I'll rest in the garden

"Empty-handed, I was born. Empty-handed, I'll go away"""

"The loving words I speak will forever be remembered"""

So sing my heart...

I'm so thirsty. If someone could give me some water

"Sister, I'm terribly thirsty. Please give me some water"

What's this? An empty bottle? You take me for a...

Darling! It's you! - Who are you?

Haven't you recognised me...? I'm your beloved!

"Look what state I've been reduced to, looking for you"

Look at me... - Let go of me. Let go!

Prem (Prem=love)... - Exactly. Make love to me

Let go! Prem... - See how the thugs beat me up

What do you want? - Two ice-creams for the time being

One for me. And one for my dame. - For whom?

"Watch it! She's my fiance. My future wife, what?"

Take that hand off! - What spoilsport are you?

I'm P.K. Reddy. - I'm no less! Get lost!

Enough of slaps! I'll show you how to make love

"And I'll show you, too. - I come all the way from Mumbai!"

For her! - From Mumbai...?

"Guards, hand him over to the cops! - What's going on over here, love?"

I got a song written specially for you in Mumbai

"The one I keep my heart open for, never says to me a loving word"""

She shoots with her eyes

"I'll carve you out and sell your meat, get that?"

Fraud! Come on out here!

Two-penny thief! You call me fraud? I'll smash your face

"I'm no thief. I'm Shakti, the hoodlum"

"The one who kills, carves out... gives the current"

"Look... once I hit someone, he stays hit"

"Yes, you do look like him. - What look? I'm Shakti himself!"

I had sent Shakti to Singapore. And where did you take that beating?

Your daughter really screwed it up in Singapore

What did she do? - Not only did she herself slap me...

she got the cops in Singapore to give me a thrashing too

She had me locked up in a cell. - You're lying

"l brokejail, hijacked a small plane, landed it at Madh Island..."

and came straight to you. The cops are after me

What is it with your daughter? - It's nothing

You really haven't recognised her. - She got me thrown in a cell

"Do I still have to recognise her? - That's her style. Come, I'll explain"

"Ever since my daughter has arrived from Singapore,..."

she's been singing praises for you. Know what? You're Hero No 1 for her!

What are you talking about? I don't understand... it's total confusion

There is no confusion at all. It's plain and simple

My father-in-law has approved of you. - I haven't seen your in-laws...

nor ever met them... so how did they approve of me?

Haven't you met my in-laws? - Not at all

You haven't even set eyes on them? - Never

So who have they approved of?

I'm the one who's confused now

"Shakti, you're onto big times now, aren't you?"

We have information from Interpol that you've hijacked a plane

So what's new? I get arrested every other day

"This is tension for me, Bhangari. Clear it quickly, will you?"

Take him away. I don't know him. - Wait!

"Father-in-law, clear this tension soon"

"You're listening to me, aren't you? - Go on"

Father-in-law! I'll be back! Clear this tension about Singapore

"Daddy, who was this chap who called you father-in-law?"

He's the one who's going to be my son-in-law

"Him...? - Yes. You didn't recognise him, right?"

Neither did l. I thought he was a beggar. And then I saw he was the one...

"who went to Singapore and... - What are you talking about, daddy?"

He wasn't with us in Singapore. - He wasn't?

Don't tell me! The confusion is getting worse!

If he wasn't in Singapore with you... who was?

"What was that, uncle? Your daughter has got married?"

"I'm sorry, son. She got married in Singapore"

But she returned with me from Singapore only yesterday!

What are you talking about? Renu isn't back from Singapore

And who's Renu? - My daughter.

"If Renu is your daughter whose daughter is Kiran?:'

I'm not marrying a thug or a hoodlum! - How won't you?

I had a tough time finding a thug and you say you won't marry him?

How can you forget that you're Bhangari Dada's daughter...

"not a police commissioner's! - Dad, every father in the world..."

finds a decent groom for his daughter. Not like you...

Days when bandits looked for decent sons-in-law are gone

"Nowadays, even decent folks want a son-in-law who's a thug!"

People are scared of those who have a hold in the Government and the police!

I've found a solid son-in-law! - That guy who's in prison?

He could be sentenced to life-imprisonment or even hanged

"When he knows how to kill people, he knows how to save his own skin"

"Dad, this is a question of my life. You want to marry me to a man who..."

has no idea who his parents are

Where will he keep me after marriage? In jail?

"Dad, if you continue to be stubborn, I'll remain unwed all my life"

And should you force me... I'll end my life

What did you say? You'll end your life?

Talk about ending your life and I'll kill you!

My daughter! And you talk like a coward?

You're my child... who else do I have in the world?

"For the first ever time, I've cried today. Someone has made me cry"

"You don't want to marry Shakti, right? So don't marry him. To hell with him!"

I'll find a bigger thug than him. A bigger thug than him!

The most powerful one! He's the one my daughter will marry

That's like a nice father!

"A thug again! After all those emotions, he talks about a thug again!"

What? A thug?

We ought to examine your daddy's mental health

The whole world wants a son-in-law who's straight... and he wants a thug?

"In our family, when we find even a mosquito irritating us..."

we hold it with a paper and throw it out. How can I become a thug?

But my dad wants a thug for a son-in-law. And that's it!

Was your daddy and his daddy and his grand-daddy all thugs?

I don't know. All I know is that you'll have to turn a thug for me

I've even spoken to Subramaniam in that connection

And who's Subramaniam? - He trains people to become thugs

"I've heard about training for the army, for the police force and dancing"

Training to become a thug is something I hear for the first time!

Will you become one, or won't you?"

Where is Mr Subramaniam?

Master... - I'm glad you're late

"Had you come on time, you wouldn't have met me"

Why not? - No asking. That's suspense

"Times are bad. Waiting for you, I've had snacks and snacks"

"ldlis, wadas, dosas, uttappas... I was getting bored"

"Okay, so you were supposed to bring someone over for training"

"Yes, he's the one. Raj. - Sit down"

Ever tried arm-twisting? Stabbed someone? Broken some heads...?

or bumped someone off? - Oh no. He's done nothing of the sort

"What good is that? To lose something, you must always gain something"

"l mean, to gain something, you've got to lose something"

I punched this hippie on the streets. He gave me this hat and this jacket

You must practice getting into brawls. This chap is a very dignified man

"Oh yes, he is. - It's tough teaching them the ropes"

"if the guys are a bit wayward, it's easy training them"

"But never mind, I have a God-gift... I'll try working on him"

"l ate, so I must foot the bill. Why will you? Right...?"

Mustn't I pay it...? Now watch howl pay it

This is the first lesson in becoming a goon

"Lesson No 2, I'll show you how to do"

See that board there?

That's Shantibhai. The number one builder in this area

"At exactly 1:01 every day, he comes out with a bag carrying 10 million..."

"and goes to deposit it in the bank. - So what have I got to do, Master?"

Go to him and bring the money. - How will he give the money to me?

"Hold a ""ghoda"" (horse, gun) to his head and he'll bloody well pay!"

How will I hold a horse to his head? - Not a real horse

This is the one

So you call this a ghoda? - Yes

Hold this to his temple and get the money

"Ask him, ""Want to give up the bag or the world?"""

Want to give up the bag or the world! - Don't imitate me!

Say it in your own style. Dangerously!

Won't that attract the public? - We want the public!

We want publicity! Only then will it herald the arrival of a new gangster!

Her father will get to know and he'll bring the bride to your door!

Go on now. And bring the money. - How will I recognise him?

See that red car?

It belongs to Shantibhai. Break into it. Go on!

He must be stuffing his bag with the dough right now. Go for it!

Who are you...? - You don't recognise me? Me...?

I'm Babu Chhapri. I telephoned you so many times...

but you wouldn't take the phone. Sol had to come here with this rod!

"Want me to bump you off? - No, please don't fire!"

Life is precious. There's 10 million in the bag. Take it all

You get the message when it's time to die? Not earlier!

"No, Babu Chhapri. Don't kill me! - I had asked for only 5 million"

"You lose 10 now, don't you? - That's all right"

"Take 10 million now. Next time, I'll pay you another 10 million"

So you want me to come again...? You'll have the cops here waiting for me!

You think I'm a moron? Give me your car-keys

The car also...? - Don't be afraid

You'll get the car back. Pick it up from at the orphans' square

God Almighty!

Master! What's wrong with your voice?

"Who are you? - The name is Bobdya, Shantibhai!"

I'm a fresher from the ranks of the goons

You're trying to score at the wrong place. I'm not Shantibhai

Are you telling me you're Krantibhai? - You don't know me!

I'm a dreaded gangster! My name is Babu Chhapri

Want me to blow your brains out?

You're acting too smart... I'll use the rod!

Don't use the rod... why's your hand shivering?

I've had a bout of Malaria. It's a natural shiver

Idiot! Must you go out to collect when you're down with Malaria?

You ought to see a doctor. Want me to take you to one?

"Don't you think of my treatment! Else, I'll have you hospitalised!"

Acting smart with me...? I'll take you apart!

Stop talking and give me 10 million. Pronto

Give me 10 million.

I have only 2.5 million with me. I don't have 10 million

"l want 10 million. Else, you're bumped off"

"if you want 10 million, come with me to my den"

You're Shantibhai... and you have a den?

You own a grand building here and you thrive in a pit?

Go ahead and change the gear or I'll change your gears

You asked Raj to bring the money. But he's gone away in the car

That wasn't the builder!

That was Babu Chhapri! A very dangerous man

He has already committed 25 murders. The 26th is going to Raj's murder!

He's terribly dangerous! - Why didn't you say it earlier?

I lost my tongue at the sight of him. The best of men can't speak!

Get out.. move

You sure have brought me to a seedy place

"You want 10 million, right? I'll give it to you in a moment"

"Lot of suspicious guys around, I say! - Hello, Babubhai Chhapri"

Here... that's 10 million. - You got 2 names?

You were Shantibhai there. And these guys call you Babu Chhapri?

You'll soon get to know, smaltass"

First tell me the nature of your dealing with Shantibhai

You talk as if you're not Shantibhai at all

How many times must I tell you? I'm not Shantibhai!

I had gone to rob him! I robbed him of 10 million!

Have I dialled a wrong number then? - Now he understands! The moron!

Know who I am? Babu Chhapri! India's Goon No. 1 !

What's happened to you? - I've made a mistake!

I was only practicing to be a goon. I come from a decent family

Who are you? What are you called in our business?

I've yet to be christened in this business. My name is Raj Oberoi

Raj Oberoi... That name rings a bell!

I remember! Your name figures at the top of my hit-list!

Am I a song to figure on your hit-list?

"Listen, smaltass. You came here to take 10 million from me, didn't you?"

"You'll pay me 10 million now. Else, I'm going to bump you off"

Put that gun away. I'll give you 100 million

Don't say 100 million! It'll give me a heart-attack!

Make a call and ask someone to bring 10 million here

"I'll explain later, not right now. Just bring the money here"

Note the address. What is it...? - Rust-eaten shed

Rusting shed... - Rust-eaten shed!

Rust-eaten shed. - Lane behind the match-fixing ground

Lane behind the match-fixing ground. The match-fixing took place here?

I fixed it

Hurry UP

Why did you have to say that you're the owner of Raj Industries?

"You've lost 10 million, haven't you? - You're worried about money"

He was about to blow my brains out. - Couldn't you say something else?

That I could speak at all is a miracle

"When they hold a gun to you, you remember even the folks in your family"

I was about to mention his name too... - No! No!

Did Babu Chhapri ask about me? - No...

but I told him that I'm training under Subramaniam

This chap's going to have me killed! I can't train him. Take him away!

"Give him another chance, please. - I won't have another chance then!"

Babu Chhapri will kill me. - He'll kill me anyway

I gave him 10 million as ransom. If you don't teach me...

I'll pay another 10 million to have you killed

Sit down! Sit!

I'll give you the training. Practical training!

I'll show you tomorrow how to snatch money

"Wear this. - What for, Master?"

Your face mustn't show

What happened? - You? I thought it was someone else

Now watch carefully how you rob a man. Okay?

Whom will you rob out there? - See that board?

The Bhai Bhai Cooperative Bank

The money of the gangsters is stashed away in that bank

See howl plunder the first man who steps out of the bank

My party's here. I must get going

"No, sir... my friend! No respect! Say kill, plunder, steal, grab!"

All the cheques I received from the crooks have bounced

Either people are no longer scared of me or they're all plain broke

Freeze! - Who the hell is it?

No questions! Out with the dough! - Go away

"I'm angry anyway. One blow, and you'll billow with smoke"

I hold the gun! The smoke will come out of your head!

One moment... who are you?

Me? I'm Bhangari's man. - I see

So tell me something. Have you ever seen Bhangari?

"Seen Bhangari? I've seen him left, right and upside down"

He won't do anything without me! Stop talking and give me the money

You're going to get a thrashing today. - How come?

Hold the gun here. - Oh yes!

Master... - Shut up! See how I'm holding him!

That's a fake gun. - Where's the real one?

In the car. - God

Where d'you think you're going? With underwear on your face...

you act smart with me? - This is not an underwear!

You know who I am? - Who?

I'm Bhangari. - Mother!

.- Boys, come here"

Take the hide off his body. I'll make slippers out of it

God Almighty!

This guy has ruined my respect!

I've learnt everything he knows. But he hasn't learnt a thing from me!

Everything will be all right... - Nothing's going to come of him

"You don't know how to teach and you blame the student, Master?"

I'm not the Master... you're my master!

I'm the peon! The attendant! The pathetic vendor outside the school!

You have ruined my respect! Because of you...

the public beat me up like a mad dog!

You can never be a thug! You can never be a goon

I want to hang! Give me a rope someone... I want to die!

"Give it another chance, Master. It's a question of my life"

"And how about my life? No way, baby"

Here you are. The advance and the monthly payment you gave

"Take him away, or I'm going to hang from the fan!"

"The table-fan or the ceiling-fan for your hanging, Master?"

"Where did you find him? - What are you saying, Raj?"

"He wants to commit suicide, so let him. He's losing the opportunity"

This man wants me to hang! - Strange!

You said the good student obeys the teacher

Now you will obey! But you wouldn't learn when I trained you!

"But I've just got serious, Master. - Serious?"

"Take this serious patient away, or I'm leaving this house"

"Where will you go, Master? -Antop Hill! Malabar Hill!"

Or maybe to Kargil! out of my way!

"That's a statue, Master. - Statues... this one and you!"

He's calling me a statue! - Looks like you won't belong to me

What haven't I done to have you for myself?

"For the sake of love, people change their way of life"

They change their faith and die for their love

And you... I didn't make any unreasonable demand of you

I only asked you to pretend to be a goon for some days

But you wouldn't even do that

Looks like you don't even know what love really means

It would be in your own interests to forget me

Someone call Bhangari Dada! - But who is this guy?

I'm Bobdya... the gangster. An enemy of Bhangari Dada

What? - I'm his enemy! Are you deaf?

I'm the local don now and I'll rake in the collections henceforth

What rubbish are you talking? - We have a new don in the area

He says he wants to be paid henceforth. - I'll carve the bastard!

Let's go and see who's this chap who wants to die

"Let's go. But don't slip away quietly. - Let's go, I say"

What's this? - You're deadmeat

Really? I'm deadmeat? - Not the deadmeat that talks

You're the sacrificial meat. - Go to a butcher if you want meat

Not the butcher. I'm going to carve you in your own house

"Uncle, looks like he'll really carve you out... let's scram"

I'll smash your skull! Come with me

Once I start the music for him...

You'll hurt the neck. Put that away! - So what if it hurts the neck?

"My neck, not yours. Put it away. - I won't!"

This sword moves only after your head rolls

Has he gone mad? I'm the don of this area

You'll have to acknowledge me as the new don...

and be my boy. What say? - I rule the roost out here

One whistle from me and people will come flying

Want to see? - Go ahead

"Hold it to your mouth, uncle. - I know"

That sounded like an engine

See?

"Uncle, not a soul has appeared. - Take another look"

Take a look for yourself. - What rubbish...

Are they all on vacation?

They seem to have gone out. - Nobody has gone out

Will you acknowledge my power if they appear at my whistle?

None of them will appear. - Let's see

They've come at my call. I'm the new don

Keep your cap on head. Hurry up! - This cap? No way!

"It's a very expensive cap, okay? - Quietly give me the cap"

"And give me 5 million right now, out of the dough you've collected"

5 million for you? - Yes

I don't give away empty mango-crates!

So who's paying you? Get lost! - So here goes your head!

No! Leave my daddy alone!

Whose daughter is this beautiful girl? - She's my daughter

You're so ugly! And she's so beautiful! - Rubbish! She has taken after me

After you? Not at all. - Don't touch her!

I've liked your daughter and I give you discount of half a million

Let go of the sword!

Keep 4.5 million ready. I'll be back tomorrow

Your lenses have fallen. - I've hit pay dirt in the flea market

I'll now shoot with my eyes!

Master! Master!

Where is he'? - Who'?

"Your hero! - He hasn't come with me, Master"

"But I'm here to thank you. You are amazing, Master!"

"What training you have imparted to him! Here, have some sweets"

You eat the sweets and give some to him

I haven't given him the training. Yesterday I saw him...

"mouthing those fantastic lines, with a sword in hand"

Who has been training him'? Was he always a goon'?

"No, Master. - Has he become one automatically?"

Bobdya Dada! Impressive name! l-low did it all happen'?

"However it happened, it has solved my problems, Master"

"Are the txmo of you engaged already'? - We'll be engaged too, Master"

He has made such an impression on daddy...

daddy has no way except agreeing with us!

That upstart talks about breaking me up!

"Come to me, when he breaks you up. - What'|l remain to discuss?"

I'm going to the court in Delhi for tvvo days. By flight

I'll fix the guy when I return. - By the time you return...

"I'll have kicked the bucket. - I told you, I don't have the time"

"Besides, I don't deal with such small-time guys"

It brings my standard down. - My standards being ruined too

Don't fret. Go and meet this fan of mine. He'll fix that boy

What new drama is this'? Who's the guy'?

His name is Fayyaz Takkar

Where will I find Fayyaz Takkar

I just crashed into the wall and dug a hole and you...

still ask where Fayyaz Takkar is. When I bury you in the ground...

you'll know it's me.

I see. So you are Fayyaz Takkar.

Shakti sent me to you in connection with a job

I'm such a great fan of ShaktPs... I could do anything for him

Just tell me what it is about. - There's a new don in my area

He keeps threatening me day in and day out

He holds a sword to my neck and says...

"Give me 5 million or I'll send your head rolling"""

What are you doing...'? Why're you hitting him’?

You've been pointing to him from the time you're talking!

What a strange man! It's normal for a man to point to things when he talks

Would you send yourself crashing if I had pointed towards you'?

This chap is my wife's what'? - Nephew

Good you told me. Or in a single crash...

I'd dig a hole in him and you could walk through him

What a fuss! - Where's the guy'? Tell me

He's going to call on me at 5 this evening

I'm tired of walking

It's 5 minutes to 5:00. He'll be arriving any minute

He'll come down this street? - That's the street he took last time

What if he walks down another lane this time?

Why'? Are you scared'? - Fayyaz Takkar doesn't know...

what it means to be scared. Didn't you see my blast'?

I'll keep an eye on this lane. You keep an eye on the whole area

There are 12 lanes in the area

I keep an eye on 12 of them and you watch just one'?

"I'm waiting for him at the main inter-section, am I not?"

All right. I'll check elsewhere

Is that him'?

That's him

Him'?

Even he could take that wimp on

There's our man. Over there

"Takkar, here's your chance. Go for him"

Patience, my boy"

The blast... that has always been Fayyaz Takkar's speciality

I'll give him the treatment... let him come

Don't give him a chance. Just blow him up

Let him come... - Blow him up

Let him come... - Is he a lorry you're waving in'?

You're waiting for him to beat you up'?

"Hello, dead-body! - Whom did you call a dead-body?"

You're the one I see and talk to. - A look at my build...

and you'd be rattled. Never mind if I'm a bit down and out right now

You're all worn out already. - He's here to break your bones

To challenge you. - He will fight me'?

Fight me'? Go away... I'd never fight a sissy like him

He called you a sissy! What an insult! - Just watch the fun now

"Jameel, bring the stretcher here. - What for?"

That's my style. - To go back on a stretcher?

"A charge from Fayyaz, and the opponent lands on the stretcher"

"l see him off at the hospital. - Okay, okay. Let's see"

But how am to I believe that you are Fayyaz Takkar'?

Take your glasses off and see the craters I've made with my head

l-low am I to believe that you are the one who made them?

You're sizing me up'? - Oh yes

Whom must I take on'? - You have the guts?

Whomj? - Him

I'm the one who paid you and you're hitting me'?

Come with me...

Here's what you'll do. Make a hole in that wall

Hey! That's my shop!

"Nobody interferes, Gaflatbhai This is between us"

Who's Gaflat...'? - Why do you forget his name'?

"Cold feet, eh'? - Just name it, Javedbhai!"

Damn him! - What else do you want me to break'?

I'm beginning to really think I'm dealing with Takkar

"Come, I want a duel with you. Take off your loin-cloth"

Not my loin-cloth; this is my area. - Wrestlers fight in shorts

I'll wear my trousers. - I'm feeling giddy

"l-lave a word with him, Johnbhai. - Talk to him!"

You're feeling giddy'? Really'? Out of my way

Lie down here

"Jameel, take him to the graveyard. - Not graveyard! The hospital!"

Why take a detour...'? Go right to the graveyard

"Shakurbhai, you're a great guy. - You're no less great, dead-man"

No discounts for you. I'll have the whole 5 million now. Out with it

I didn't withdraw money from the bank today

So pay me tomorrow. - The bank is closed tomorrow

The day-after then. - The day-aftefis a holiday

"A day later... - Holidays, all"

"On Monday, what if you line up more goons like him?"

Wasn't me. It was his idea. - I knew it

You wouldn't ever have a bright idea

Frog! - Uncle! You'll have me killed!

When did I give you the idea'? . why/'re you winking at me'?

I have my eyes on you. If you don't pay me by Monday...

you're... - Am l?

Why/'re you pacing up and down'? Have you gone mad'?

Moron! I could flatten your nose!

Who's going to pay that guy who's coming to collect 5 million'?

"Think of something, Uncle! Else, he's going to kill me too"

It's okay if he kills you. Why me'?

Hello... - Who's he'?

Master Subramaniam. Bobdya's Guru

How're you doing’? - I had to meet you for the last time

Last time? - Tell me how you are to be cremated

What wood do you want'? No-wood'?

What's no-wood'? - There's no wood at all

They just douse the body with gasolene and set it on fire

Let's forget about the fire and talk about a compromise

"Give me a peti (100,000) and I'll see"

A peti (crate)... '2 Give it to him

Here you are. A pa“

What peti...? It doesn't even have any mangoes

He wouldn't even give that to someone! - But you can take it away

You want an idea and I want money. l-lere I go

Wait... don't be hasty. At least tell me what the idea is

Don't you want a thug for a son-in-law'? - I do

"isn't Bobdya Dada a thug'? - Sure, he is"

Isn't he handsome too'? - What's that'?

"Good-looking. - Sure, he is"

Can't he be your son-in-law'? - Oh yes! I didn't even fancy...

Why didn't you suggest it'? - It never occurred to me

"For 5O years, you've been a bum! - 5O years?"

What a great idea! Will he agree to the wedding?

You must try it out. - Don't try...

ShaktPs in prison. He'll have your blood!

She's my daughter! I'll have her married to anyone I wish!

"I'll give you 200,000 as a reward. Will I find him at home now?"

You'll find him home this evening. - I'll meet him this evening then

My love...

for the sake of my love...

Great voice!

"My love, for the sake of my love...'"'"

whose light hand is that'?

Are you using my legs to massage your hands'?

What are you talking about'? I can't follow a thing

Aren't you the guy who hired Takkar to beat me up'?

And you're falling at my feet now'? - Who's falling at your feet'?

I came to talk about my daughter's marriage

"Hey, he has a wedding proposal for you. - Not him"

I want my daughter married to you. - You're dumping your daughter on me!

"Who's dumping her'? Agree to it, and I'll give youlO million in dowry"

"Maybe I'm a goon, but I have my principles. Don't talk about dowry"

Won't you take a dowry then? - I certainly will. But not as dowry

What then? - Extortion money

Every week too. - Shame on you

Whatever happens. - All right. I give it to you

"Why're you giving me so much’? Your daughter's not squint-eyed, is she?"

She has taken after me. Do I look squint-eyed to you'?

She must be lame then. - She runs like a deer

She must be a cripple then? - Cripple?

One slap from her makes a man's dentures pop out

Why does she slap at all'? - When someone teases her...

she's got to deliver it. And this ear travels to this end

Why must I believe you'? - To make you believe me...

must I drink a litre of poison'? - So go ahead. I have no objections

What do you want to do'?

I'm thinking of checking it out before I marry

You'll check my girl before marrying her'?

"Not your girl, I'll check you. - What do you mean?"

Don't be afraid. - What does checking me...

"have to do with my daughter? - What's the saying, guys?"

For a good measure]?

Shut up! That's the wrong saying. Here's how it goes

"You get a measure of things from the source of origin"""

Wrong! - So what's right'?

The way of checking you. - What'?

"If you're all right, so will your daughter be"

So go ahead and check me

What are you doing'? - Checking if it's a wig

What if she's bald like him'? Do I use her head for a drum'?

So what are you going to do now'? - The next step

Hovv much is this...'? - Slowly... 2 fingers

l-low much is this'? - 4 fingers

And how much is this'? - You think I'm illiterate'?

I know the count. It's 3 fingers. - It's about your eye-sight...

not the count. Now show me your ears. - What will you do with them?

I'll check your ears too. - Even my ears!

It goes right past! - Family trait

"One ear to listen, the other to out"

But it's a red beam! - There's blood in my head

I used to eat betel-leaf too. - You used to feed your ear'?

The betel-leaf goes to the head! - The ear's okay

Now get the harmonium. - You want me to dance now'?

I'll test your voice

Now clear your throat. I want to hear you singing

I've been a romantic too. Now listen to this...

"What mess have you landed my love in?"""

"l never got to sell anything, but I'm footing the bills"""

Amazing voice! I let it through the other ear already

You have stirred my heart

You have passed. So has your girl. I'm on my way now

Where to'? To your daughter

Why've you guys parked your car in the middle of the road’?

Who are you'? Whom'? - We're Babu Chhaprfs men. Move it!

"Babu Chhapri, I paid you the other day. So what do you mean..."

by sending guys to bring me here at gunpoint'?

I've run into some business problems. l need about 8O to 100 million

"I was giving you 100 million the other day, but you didn't want it"

You don't understand I wasn't in the mood to accept 100 million then

And I'm not in the mood to give it to you today

What...'? You're the goose which lays the golden egg and...

Don't you call me a goose! I'm marrying this girl...

and her father thinks very highly of me

Call me a goose in her presence and I'll...

What'? - I'll finish you

"Are you practising how to be a goon, or are you really being one?"

Think what you will. I'm leaving with the girl

Tie them up!

I'll get myself tied!

Don't touch the girl

He doesn't even know how to be a goon and he talks back at me!

I'm getting myself tied up. So why're you provoking me’?

Tie him up tightly. He shouldn't be able to move

"Absolutely tight, Babubhai. - Tight, really?"

You got asses for sidekicks. See

Bastards! Bloody freeloaders!

"Get the hell out of here, all of you! - Not us... hang on"

Sit down. Sit... I'll tie you up

You'? Why/'re you wearing glasses'? - Don't tell anyone. It's my eye-sight

You look educated in the glasses. - Give me your hand

Keep your hand here... I need some time!

There! I've tied you up

What am I doing'? Let me do it again

Pour it in a glass

"Try freeing yourself now. - You sit in my place, I'll show you"

You'll show me'? You...'? What will you show me'?

Just watch... I'll tie you up

I'm an expert at bumping 'em off. But I can't manage this

I'll teach you... full and final. Hang on... I'm not through yet

"l get it. - Take a good look, my boy"

"Not so tight, crazy man. It's blocking the circulation in my hand"

You'll learn when it blocks your whole body

I've got it now. Set me free now. - Am I mad to set you free'?

You've conned me! - Not yet... one moment.

What did you tear'? - Nothing. It's the tape

Now try calling your men

Don't try too hard. You'll bust your vocal chords

Where are the keys’? Hurry up and give them to me

My bag's lying right here

The money's intact too

You take that bag

You're copying me a bit too much

I'm taking my 1O million and 1O million of yours too

Take it easy. You'll bust your chords

What'? She's going to marry someone else'?

"Before that happens, I'll make sure he's a dead-man"

Jailor! Let me out!

You were truly amazing, Bobdya"

"What's all this fuss about, father-in-law?"

Why're they conning me with these garlands’?

What's all this about'? l-lave I been surrounded?

The way you extracted 1O million out of Babu Chhapri...

has shaken them all

You took a sugarcane out of an elephant's mouth

So they're welcoming you

"Father-in-law, why did you invite so many guests?"

You're going to be my son-in-law. What are you doing'?

I've invited the vvhole of the underworld today

"All right. I'm willing to take them on, one at a time"

"No fights. It's your engagement today. - All right, I'm game for it"

"Bhangari, are we going to have some fun at the engagement?"

"Bhangari, do you want me to arrange for some girls?"

Why do you need girls when we are around'?

I'll sing and he'll dance

Shakti... you'?

"You gave me your word, Bhangari. And you give your girl away to him?"

l-low could he give both to the same man'?

"Word, he gave you. Girl, he gave me"

What did you say'?

It won't be good for you to threaten my son-in-law

I'm your son-in-law. - Get lost. He's my son-m-law now

What does he have that I don't'?

Look at me carefully... I have style

"50 miles around this place, when a child cries at night..."

"the mother says, “Quiet, son... Or Shakti will land here"""

"Before the child is born, they ask God if Bobdya is around"

"if he's around, the baby arrives in the second round. Get that?"

"Talk too much, Southie... and I'll squeeze you out right here"

"And if you talk too much, I'll cut you up and... bump you off."

"Before that, I'll blow your brains out"

"No, please don't shoot him! - Out of my way, sister"

Why're you guys laughing’? - You can't get married anymore

Why can't I'? - You called her your sister

So'? - She's my daughter...

the one you wanted to marry. - She's his daughter!

And who was the girl who slapped me at the drop of a hat'?

L-low would I know where you go around getting slapped?

Never mind. She's good looking too. She'll do

You just called her your sister and you're talking about marriage now'?

No difference. I can call anyone my sister...

I don't have any character - What a scoundrel!

Don't you call me a scoundrel! - Put that gun away

"I don't want trouble here. - In that case, marry her to me"

One moment. There's been a mix-up

Stand here quietly

It's like this. There's one girl and tvvo suitors

You want to share her fifty-fifty'? - You don't even share cinema tickets!

So what are we going to do'? - You and I will have a duel

"The one who loses, is out. And the one who wins..."

gets the girl. What say'?

Get out! - I mean I agree

So tell us! Don't make noises!

"Master, fetch that thing. - In a moment"

"Drink it up in one gulp. - Have you mixed it in this, Master?"

Come on now... face me in the open!

What did you drink? - I've drunk current!

What do you mean'? - Drink that...

and your body's charged with current! Give someone a punch...

and that chap will stick to the wall like a lizard

Ever seen a lizard on a wall'? - No

You can see yourself today! Come on

No! This is cheating!

I'll also have a drink before the fight!

"Else, I'm not fighting. That's it! - He has spread out like a girl!"

"Master, fetch a glass for him too. - All right"

I'll give it to you... a purgative. All of it. You'll run to the loo!

Wait till he feels it

Hurry up. - Drink it up

Will you guys make noises all night and not fight at all'?

"What happened'? Not feeling up to it'? - Yes, I feel terrible"

So let's fight next month. Go on. - Not next month... right now!

Trouble again? I'll get engaged now

We'll fight during the wedding. Go on. - No engagement

Either fight him or go to the loo

What a stink! Throw him out

"Inspector, arrest him. - You broke jail and came here?"

I didn't break the lock... it opened on its own

I'll fix you! - Fix yourself first

I badly want to go to the loo. - In prison. Come on

"So friends, the song and dance's over, the villain has been imprisoned"

So have fun. Eat your dinner. - And sing praises of Bobdya!

Where does Akhilendra stay'? - Who Akhilendra'?

Bhangari. - Bhangari’? Turn left over there

The first bungalow belongs to Bhangari

Just pick up your stuff. - Akhilendra!

That's... - Where are you'?

It's my father! I'm dead! I've had it!

Who's shouting at the door'? - My father! Your father-in-law

Rana Vishambar Pratap! - You didn't tell me you have a father

So you think I've jumped from the skies'?

He's such a dangerous man... he brings an earthquake with him!

Lights go off! The water in the sea dries up

He's a man of atrocities... - Akhilendra

"Father, I was very scared of you as a child"

So I ran away from home. Please forgive me

Which father in the world does not scold his son'?

Does the son leave his father's house for that'?

Which place haven't I looked for you over the last 4O years

London, Rome, Paris"

And where do I find you...'? In the flea-market!

Wastrel! Who is she'?

She's my punter. - Punter?

I'm sorry. She's my wife. Your daughter-in-law

"Straighten your mouth. You call your wife ""punter"" '2"

ls this the language you learn in this locality of the thugs?

"Shameless man! Daughter-m-law, come here"

Bless you

Greetings

"This is your grandfather, dear. She's your grand-daughter, Kiran"

They look alike. - My grand-daughter! Wow!

I had no idea that I had a grand-daughter too

But daddy never told us about you. - l-low could he'?

"As a child, he ran away with my watch, my necklace and my wallet"

And what are you doing'? - She has finished her studies

You've come at a nice time. She's going to be married

Married? Wow! Who's the suitor'?

From which family is he'? - He's from a family of thieves

Bobdya! He's the current No 1 among the dons in town

What'? A goon'? - Yes

My grand-daughter is going to marry into a family of goons'?

I will never let that happen

My grand-daughter will marry into a family that is greater than ours

"Don't get into this, father. If Bobdya arrives..."

he'll wreck everything around. You don't understand

Shut up! You have ruined your life...

and you now want to ruin this innocent girl's life'?

"You are her mother, daughter-in-law. l-low did you agree to such a proposal?"

When has he ever listened to me that he'd agree to it now

He'll agree to it. He'll agree to everything his father says

"You're right, grandpa. I told daddy too..."

one must get married into a respectable family

See'? No girl likes to see her husband as a ruffian

"I'll find a bridegroom for her now. - No, grandpa"

You don't need to find anyone. He... - Quiet! I will listen to no one

Only I will decide whom and where you will marry

All of you are leaving me with for Bahadurgarh now. This moment

Did you calculate the auspicious moment'?

Yes sir, the 16th of this month."

16th? right.

Why is there a crowd in Junkie's shop’?

"Master, on only tvvo occasions do we see a rush in lndia."

Either when somebody is born or...

- lives. - ls your old man dead'?

"Don't say that! If Uncle dies, I'm destroyed!"

Did I commit the murder'? Let go!

- Where is Uncle? - Left.

- When will he return'? - Never.

I told you he's dead.

That's good. He hasn't paid the rent for 6 months.

He isn't dead. He's very much alive.

- Where is he'? - A man accompanied by gun-toting hoods took him away.

I think my father-in-law has been kidnapped!

Your sword didn't scare him as much as the old man did.

- Where is his daughter? - They took her too.

- Where'? - To Bahadurgarh.

He's the don there.

Master, Bahadurgarh."

The kind of hooliganism we established here...

We'll do the same there too!

Be warned!

We've reached Bahadurgarh.

Now how do we find Uncle Junl

The steering!

"Before we find him, his father should hear news of your arrival."

What news'?

That you are a horrid hoodlum.

And Azamgarh is in your fist.

This will create a good impression on the father.

He will give his grand-daughter's hand to you.

But how will this happen'?

You don't have to do a thing. Hold the wheel!

You have to instigate fights.

Simply break some limbs and send guys to the hospital.

Create so much fear that when any child cries..

"Every mother scares her kids, sleep baby or the stutterer will come"

You will have to stay awake and I'll sleep all my life.

- Get it? - Great idea.

What you must do now is stop the vehicle right here.

"- There's a restaurant ahead.. - Yes, stop there."

Then I'll guide you.

Move this vehicle.

- What the heck'? - Don't you see my car'?

My boss will be furious when he sees it.

"What will you do'? When we say, out.. run for it."

What happened to Junkie?

L-low did he age overnight?

"In one night, his hair turned gray like Shah Jehan."

Move your car. My boss is on his way.

"Listen. is the car parked behind, Junkie's?"

- Whose'? - That junkie.

What crap! That's my master.

- Mr. Rana. - What the heck is this'?

Nothing. He's big around these parts.

Till yesterday he sold stolen goods.

L-low did he suddenly become big'?

Since when do you know him'?

Since I was born. My father was his driver.

He really looks big.

Pick a fight with him.

It's not correct to pick fights with big guys.

You must! Go on!

- Junkie! - What's going on'?

"Sir, they parked their car in front of ours."

Move your car.

What will you do if I don't'?

Do you have any sense? Know who you are talking to'?

You don't look like a chief minister.

You don't look like a small one either

You're not even an MLA. Then why must we be scare'?

You tell him who he is talking to.

He's the don of Mumbai.

Why are you simply standing'? Call the police!

Stop!

I'm not scared of the police. Not even the military.

Talk too much and I'll..tell him.

Do you know how dangerous he is'?

Boss!

- You ...here'? - Who is he'?

I am Takkar!

All right. Why did you come'?

They brought me here on a murder charge.

I will get bail today.

The entire city speaks of you.

I've left ShaktPs gang.

Take me in your fold.

Contact me later. I'll consider it.

Are you having trouble with Mr. White'? Shall I punch him'?

- For a trial'? - First you stand straight.

Get a move on.

See you in Mumbai.

- Boss! - Be happy.

Go stand near your car.

Go to Junkie's house. I'll head light everything.

- What is head light'? - What do you call it'?

Publicity is essential.

Talk properly to me.

Why did you leave without telling me'?

Grandpa doesn't give anyone a chance to say or do anything.

What were the neighbours saying'?

Your grandpa brought your Daddy here at gun point.

Is your entire family mad of hoods'?

- Listen.. - What are you saying'?

Have you lost it'?

My father isn't a hood. He's a wealthy man.

He's got blue blood.

So what'? Does that mean he'll reject me'?

Stop the acting. Kiran told me you're from a good family.

A decent boy.

That's the kind of boy my father approves of.

Meaning I don't' have to pretend to stutter any more'?

l thought l might really start talking like that.

Let me give the good news to Mom Dad. Any phone here?

Grandpa!

- He.. - is my Pop.

- Twins? - Fathers are never twins.

I mean did he ever have a brother who got lost in a fair?

My Pop is one piece. No copy in the world.

Meaning this is the one I met.

Problem..ls there a bathroom in this house?

Sure. Want to bathe? I'll get the towel and soap.

I'll get thrashed in any case.

Meet my grandpa.

- Done that already. - Met me'? When'?

You don' remember? Neither do I. Let's forget about it.

What does that mean'? Show me your face.

L-low dare you step into my house!

"- Good day, grandpa.. - Shut up!"

- What are you saying'? - Is this your choice'?

He's a hoodlum, a Vagabond!"

- You don't know.. - You are mistaken.

Shut up and get out!

- Cool down and listen.. - I don't want to hear a word!

- I'll call the police! - l am leaving!

"I'm leaving. Later when you have problems, I'll see whether to come."

Grandpa..is this the way to treat a gentleman?

I've seen the gentleman.

Hear me clearly.

That good will not become my son-in-law.

But the one I approve is the one you'll marry. Understand'?

Yes.

Now what will happen'?

Don't' want to live in fear

My friend

Don't live in fear, my beloved"

Our eyes met

My eyes met yours

My heart beat quickened

"Crazy girl, why won't the heart go berserk'?"""

This is the magic of love

It will go to your head

"Love casts a spell that goes to your head"""

My eyes met yours

My pulse quickened

"Silly boy, of course your heart will beat like mad"""

This is a spell thrown by love

It will go to your head

Wonder why others envy us

Let's run far away

Wonder why others envy us

Let's run far away

Have no fears when in love

We will live and die together

"Love is a firm bond, never accepts defeat"""

Love has cast its' spell

It will go to your head

"I give you my word that I belong to you'""'

My heart believes in you

"I give you my word that I belong to you'""'

My heart believes in you

Together we'll break every rule

We'll never stop loving each other

"Only the crazy will play the game of love'""'

Why did you bring me here?

My cell is there.

I know but a minister is in that cell

"Once he is bailed out, you'll go back there."

Why don't you book me into the Oberoi Hotel for tonight'?

The room Bill Clinton occupied.

Shut up or I'll box your ears!

L-lave you forgotten to respect your elders?

- The ministry has changed. - What'?

What'? My minister Kakde lost his chair'?

He stumbled there. You may stumble here.

- I'm going. - Lock him up.

Wants to be respected!

Bad times are here.

I have to stay in jail with stupid guys.

- What'? - Whom did you call stupid?

You?'?

What fun!

You guys made me drink abroad and beat the daylights out of me.

Now I'll give you water and beat you in my own country.

There's a proverb king in your own backyard.

You'll see how this dog will bite you.

Don't beat us..

He'll kill us!

It hurts“!

Shakti, come here."

- What'? - where's that sound coming from'?

Don't touch! He hit hard!

L-low did beggars get into the cell'?

- We're not beggars. - We're NRI

- I'm Thomson. - I'm Jerry.

Terrific! My revenge is complete!

"Thanks to you, the Singaporeans thought I was a beggar."

"Today, thanks to me our cops thought you were beggars."

Account squared.

"Constable, get 3 cups tea with loads of cream."

Why did you come here?

Brother, tell him."

We heard Junkie's daughter is getting married.

To whom'?

You're sitting here drinking this water fit for washing up.

This isn't washing water. I'm drinking soup.

Whatever but do you know Kiran is crying herself hoarse'?

Happens. Girls cry before marriage.

She's not crying because she has to leave her father's house.

But she's crying because my father has fixed her up somewhere.

He's just fixed the match not gotten her married.

He'll perform the marriage too. Why don't you understand'?

Elope with my daughter.

Are you related to P.T. Usha’?

- Why? - You love running.

First you eloped with Kiran's Mummy from Singapore.

Then you left me and ran away Now you want me to take Kiran away.

You don't get it. My father is a horrid man!

"L-lorrid'? If I could talk my way out with you, I'll manage him."

Not in a million years.

You can't con my Dad.

The bridal procession is coming.

So let it but I'll be the groom.

"- What nonsense'? - No, let them come."

- The groom is here! - Let's go.

Who are you'?

- Don't you recognise me'? - No.

lam your original handsome groom.

And we are enemies of your Dad.

Live long, my sweet."

"Priest, lit the fire and begin the chants."

lam doing that but first get the bride.

I feel I've seen you somewhere.

Possibly. I performed your marriage too.

You performed my marriage?

What's your age'?

Don't delay or it will bring back luck. Get the girl!

I'll bring Kiran.

Kwan.

Where has she gone?

Kiran is not in her room.

- What'? - What's the matter?

Kiran is not in her room.

- Not... - Sit down!

This is your doing!

"You were a hood, you wanted a hoodlum son-m-law!"

I'm sure that same hoodlum has kidnapped Kiran!

"What are you saying'? Grandpa, I am here."

Who is this groom'? where is our son'?

"Hush, our son eloped with the servant's daughter."

Thankfully he came in time.

I have a setting with him. His problem is my problem.

Lets quietly slink away.

Where is Kiran’?

I was about to ask you the same. Is this some trick of yours'?

Shut up and tell me where she is!

Grandpa!

My daughter..

L-low did this rascal get here?

And how did the other txmo scoundrels come'?

Who are you'? l-low dare you...!

Stop in your tracks or I'll shoot your brains out!

Junkie! You promise the girl to me and marry her to another.

Everyone hear me loud and clear!

If this girl gets married it will only be to me!

L-low can she marry you'?

Do I have a problem?

- You called her sister in public - That was a mistake.

Anyway I have no character.

"Mr. Shakti, today is rakhi Shall I tie you a rakhi?"

"At the time of the wedding band, don't talk of rakhi."

"My princess, let's get married Then you may tie anything you wish."

Come on.

Priest, hurry and read the chants."

I can't. The bride and groom aren't compatible.

The beauty and the beast!

You're calling my wife to be a beast!

Not her, I called you the beast."

I'm the beast! I'll empty this pistol in your head!

- Blow my brains out'? - Yes!

Will your Pop perform the marriage?

- Answer me! - You are right.

- Then! - sorry.

Please read the mantras.

Hang on.

- What's your problem? - We want to square our account.

He stole our Chor Bazaar business.

He stole all our earnings. 500 millions!

We want it back today!

Or I won't let this marriage take place!

With difficulty I'm getting married and you want to stall it!

Come here. Now speak!

- Spit the bullet out. - Let him go.

- Let go. - Leave the pistol!

- What about our money'? - Let me get married.

You'll get the money. Junkie will pay up.

Or his Pop will pay! We also have this boy.

Look at this! These petty hoods threaten us at home!

I'll walk round your dead body 7 times!

Let's kill you..

Don't be insolent to grandpa!

Why do you keep interfering?

- I'll talk to grandpa. - Go on.

What is going wrong'?

"Grandpa, stay calm for awhile. I'll sort out this ass."

Just a while.

You want to marry Kiran'?

"No, I've come to dance at your wedding."

No. I want to know where you'll keep Kiran after your marriage.

Jail is your permanent home!

Yes man, I never thought of that."

- Think from afar. - I have a solution.

"Many centuries ago, this priest got a derelict like you married."

"Before marriage, he too always lived in prison."

But he came out and they lived together for 7 incarnations.

L-low do you manage it'?

Get me married for 7 births!

You need special stuff for it.

"You just mention it, I'll get everything."

all right. Get 7 liters of a lioness' milk.

And 7 lion whiskers.

And 7 bowls of crocodile tears. Can you get these?

What the heck...! Who will get all this'?

I'll get it..yes.

You're too smart

You'll walk out of here and walk in with the cops.

Junkie, make yourself useful."

You get the stuff.

"If he goes, will your Pop give the bride away?"

- Why the hell don't you go'? - Oh yes!

Great idea. I'll get everything for my wedding.

Please go.

"You fraud, if I go, who will marry her?"

What am I here for'?

"lf you create problems, I'll do a normal marriage."

No, I want the one for 7 lives."

Both of you are on my side.

- You get the stuff. - Where will we find lions?

There's a zoo at the back. You'll find lions there.

"Go now, stop gabbing! I'm losing my mind!"

- Go! Too much...! -We're leaving.

Priest, start chanting."

What are you murmuring'?

Should I shoot in the ear'?

Don't talk of bullets. We're discussing cannons!

- You'll fire me with a cannon'? - We're not shooting.

You're going to be the son-in-law of Rana family.

Traditionally his son-in-law is supposed to give him a cannon salute

Where will I get a cannon'?

You have a small pistol. He can't afford a cannon.

1, 2, 3, 4.."

5,6..."

The sixth didn't go off.

It didn't fire? I'll give it to you.

Here, take this!"

Give it to me! I'm the groom!

Are you blessing me'?

I'll read your prayers.

Priest! Why are you beating me'?

Hitting on the head is the way to salvation.

Really? Then hit me harder.

- Welcome. - Stay apart!

Give that to me! What great timing!

I always come in time.

What's your problem here?

This boy and Junkie's daughter conned me out of 2O millions.

I've come to knock them out.

Don't even look at the broad.

- Why? - Because I'm going to marry her.

She's your sister-in-law!

- Who will reimburse my loss'? - I will.

Take it from me in the jail.

L-low will you get money in jail'?

I have a locker there.

There are no lockers in jail!

I've started this new system.

All right but I won't spare the boy.

Why won't you leave him'?

Finish him!

So, that day you tied me to the chair"

Now you will leave this world!

I'll go but you must fulfill my last desire.

Why should I do that'?

It just crossed my mind.

Ask him to fulfill his last wish before we're married.

Why don't you fulfill his last wish'?

- Why should I'? - Your sister-in-law wants you to.

Live long..

What is your last wish'?

I want to marry Kiran.

Do it. I don't lose a thing.

What are you saying'?

I'm going to marry her!

His mind really works. Come here.

I'll shove this muzzle into your head and draw out your brains.

Please don't do that instead fulfill my second wish.

What's your second wish'?

I want to meet my family 1 to 1

"- What is that'? - I'm 1, they're 2 and we meet."

Where will we find your family'?

"They're in the city. Give me a mobile, I'll talk to them."

Mobi|e.. - Here, dial the number."

What will you tell them?

You're going to kill me. They must save me.

To see you for the last time not to save you.

This is Babu Chhapri.

I'm going to cream your boy, Raj."

Who are you'? Do you know whom you are talking to'?

"Whoever you are, it doesn't matter to me."

I'll come there and kill you if you talk too much!

Stay away!

Come here fast.

- Where are we'? - Garhwal House.

.. Priest, come on."

Read the rest before his family arrives.

- Your cremation'? - Yes.

I'll do everything but first I must get the lioness' milk.

I've come. With the milk.

Why are you all torn'?

Where is Thomson'?

He was milking the lioness.

The lion's family ate him up and I fled for my life.

But did you get the milk'?

Not the lioness' I got asses' milk.

Doesn't matter. It will do.

"In any case, the ass is getting married."

You called me an ass!

It's blank.

Kill him!

L-low did the police get here?

Who is Babu Chhapri’?

This man.

lam Shakti. He is Babu Chhapri!

Make a getaway...

Nobody move!

I'll shoot you!

There's no bullet in it.

What number did you dial on the mobile?

I called the police. Can't you see'?

- Have you no shame'? - Why'?

My life was at risk.

Take them away!

Please wait for me.

Fabulous! What an idea what a brain you have!

Cleaned up the enemy!

I'm proud of my son-in-law.

It's my goodness that I didn't hand him over to the police.

Because he saved my family honour.

That doesn't mean I'll let Kiran marry him.

Okay, so don't."

Who cares'?

I have a bevy of girls for my son.

- You! - My son...

- Is he your son'? - Of course.

Then why did you have to create so much confusion'?

You should have brought him here and the marriage would be conducted.

L-low could we'? We were in US.

Getting him treated.

Such misunderstandings were created here...

"Now everything has been cleared. Son, I am sorry."

I did much wrong but you stoically bore it.

But now you'll marry Kiran in great style and pomp.

I won't get married.

Now what is wrong with him'?

Just hold on. Now what's your problem?

I won't. I want to check.

What'? Whom do you want to check'?

I want to check him.

"- Have you lost your mind'? - No, I want to check his mind."

He's checked me enough.

You want to check my mind'?

Is it'? Get out.

Take your son back.

I was joking.

I too was joking.

It didn't seem so. You didn't laugh..

I can't laugh.

Please try...

This is fake.