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♪ [ Funky percussion ]
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♪ [ Continues ]
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♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ and find another direction ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ I wanna get your attention ♪
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♪ I am so sorrythat it went this way ♪
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♪ I just can't hold onanymore ♪
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♪ the feeling's gonei must move on ♪
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♪ there's nothing leftworth fighting for ♪
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♪ I can't love you ♪
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♪ I can't love you ♪
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♪ anymore ♪
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♪ anymore ♪
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♪ go ♪
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♪ find whatyou're looking for ♪
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♪ go ♪
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♪ you romanced methat's for sure ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ find another direction ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ I wanna get your attention ♪
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♪ for once ♪
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♪ I've never beenin love before ♪
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♪ but this is whereit has to end ♪
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♪ I just can't love youanymore ♪
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♪ don't even want youas a friend ♪
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♪ I can't love you ♪
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♪ anymore ♪
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♪ anymore ♪
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♪ go ♪
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♪ find whatyou're looking for ♪
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♪ find whatyou're looking for ♪
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♪ go ♪
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♪ you romanced methat's for sure ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ find another direction ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ I wanna get your attention ♪
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♪ for once ♪
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♪ it all startedin another dimension ♪
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♪ it all startedin another dimension ♪
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♪ you may have took my rep todaydon't take my dedication ♪
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♪ they say that love is blind ♪
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♪ they say that love is blind ♪
hey, Maggie.
Hey, Ryan.
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♪ They say that love is blind ♪
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♪ I've never beenthe leaving kind ♪
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What'd you do
last night ?
You know, the usual:
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What'd you do
last night ?
You know, the usual:
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Had the driver take me shopping,
hit a couple clubs.
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Then I wound up at some
after-hours talking fashion
with the Beastie Boys. You ?
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I picked up Ashley grant
in the Ferrari,
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had dinner at one
of my restaurants,
mm-hmm.
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Reluctantly made
an appearance at some
v.I.P. Awards show party.
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You know,
same old thing.
Right.
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Watched TV
and made a mix tape.
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- Played the accordion.
- [ Laughs ]
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪
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♪ I wanna get your attention ♪
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♪ for once ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪♪ I can't love you ♪
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♪ find another direction ♪♪ anymore ♪
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♪ anymore ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪♪ I can't love you ♪
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♪ I wanna get your attention ♪♪ anymore ♪
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♪ anymore ♪
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♪ I've gotta go ♪♪ I can't love you ♪
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♪ anymore ♪
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Thanks, dad.
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Thanks, dad.
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[ Maggie ]Ryan, I'm only saying thisbecause we're friends,
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but you need to get over
this Ashley grant thing.
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Because ?
You've been into her forever,
and it's just not healthy.
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You're obsessed
or something.
[ Laughs ]
So ?
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So, Ryan, every guy
in school likes her.
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You'd get crushed.
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Hmm. Here comes
the steamroller now.
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[ Girl ]Hi, Ashley.
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Whoa.
[ Boy ]yo, baby.
Oh, hi !
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Yeah.
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Hey, Ashley.
Yeah.
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[ Girl ]There she is.
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[ Girls laughing ]
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[ Girl ]Hey, Ashley.
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Whoa !
[ Groans ]
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[ Girl ]
Did you see that ?
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- Are you okay ?
- [ Groans, chuckles ]
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[ Skateboarder ]Ashley grant wants me.
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Hey.
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Hey, Floyd.
You know what ?
I'm gonna miss this place.
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I'm gonna miss this place:
The games, the parties,
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all these lovely women
diggin' me.
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All but one of them.
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All but one of them.
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[ Stud ]Maggie Carter.
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Breaks my heart.
But I still got four weeks.
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[ Stud's pal ]Come on, man. How many timesyou gonna ask her out ?
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And be completelyshut down.
This time I got a plan.
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Oh ! Sorry about--
your mouth.
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[ Laughs ]
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That's the first complaint
I've had about it so far.
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That's the first complaint
I've had about it so far.
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[ Groans ]
[ Floyd ]"sorry about your mouth."
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What the hell
is wrong with me ?
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You suck with women,
especially fine ones
like Ashley grant.
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Way to go, champ.
Thanks.
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[ Maggie ]Relax, Ryan.It could be worse.
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Oh, really ?
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Speaking of,
your mom's on stage
in her nurse's outfit.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Mrs. woodman.
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[ Microphone feedback ][ Mrs. woodman ]attention, everyone.
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[ Microphone feedback ][ Mrs. woodman ]attention, everyone.
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Could you please
take your seats ?
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Everybody find your seatsquickly, please.
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We have a very excitinglecture today,
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and I'm sure you won'twant to miss it.
Watch this.
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You're gonna
get dissed.
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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Oh, gotta pay the toll.
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You want me to kick you
in the face ?
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That depends.
Would you be naked ?
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[ Pals chuckling ]
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School's almost out,
and you're still saying
no to me, Carter.
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Say it isn't so.
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Say it isn't so.
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Really, man. The master
has lost his touch.
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Hello, everyone.
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I'm Katie woodman,
school nurse,
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and since summer's
approaching...
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I thought I'd talk to you
a little bit about safe sex.
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[ Students murmuring ]
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As you know,
the safest route
is abstinence.
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[ Students booing ]
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But if you're going
to be sexually active,
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there's a few things
that you need to know.
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Okay ?
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Okay ?
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[ Mrs. woodman ]Where is it ?
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All right.
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[ Stud ]Speaking of wood, man. Yeah ![ Students cheering ]
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That from mommy's
personal collection ?
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Shut up.
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[ Mrs. woodman ]Those of you who may not know,this is the penis.
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Okay, this is the malesexual organ--
come to my house after school.
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Okay, this is the malesexual organ--
come to my house after school.
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You want to ?
I'm having some friends over.
It will be fun.
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[ Mrs. woodman ]The penis also carriesurinary responsibility.
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I can't.I got plans.
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That means that thisgoes hand in hand with...
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The latex condom.
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[ Cheering ]
Yeah !
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- [ Laughing ]
- Oh, man.
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[ Mrs. woodman ]To be effective, it needs to bepulled down all the way.
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[ Ryan ]
God, that was like
a bad dream.
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Every man needs a dream,
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and mine is to become
the next Virgil Doolittle.
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You know what
he got expelled for ?
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Yeah, he stole
gilmore's neck.
That's right.
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Cooper gilmore has no neckall because of Virgil Doolittle.
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He got arrested.
And was charged
with mayhem.
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Mayhem !
How cool is that ?
The man's a legend.
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The man went to prison,
Floyd.
Allegedly.
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And besides, who cares ?
It's been 21 years,
and Doolittle lives on.
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And besides, who cares ?
It's been 21 years,
and Doolittle lives on.
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You know, a recent survey
showed that most women do prefer
a man of danger.
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What's up, cosmo ?
How's it going ?
Cool.
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♪
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♪ [ continues ]
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♪ [ Continues ]
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♪ [ Stops ]
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Hey.
What's up ?
[ Sighs ]
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Hey.
What's up ?
[ Sighs ]
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Do you think accordion
players have groupies ?
I mean, really good ones.
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Why do you ask ?
It's three weeks
to prom.
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Oh, that's right.
I don't know, I think
it might be nice to go.
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I figured,
who better to go with than
my lifelong neighbor...
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Best buddy
and partner in crime ?
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- No prospects, huh ?
- Have you seen me
with any lately ?
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[ Laughs ]
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- You gonna make me beg ?
- Yeah, maybe a little.
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- You gonna make me beg ?
- Yeah, maybe a little.
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Guess you'll have to go stag
with Floyd and the boys.
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- No, you got yourself a date.
- Thanks, Ryan.
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I should be thanking you.
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Good night.
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Good night.
♪ [ Lullaby ]
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[ Coach ]
One out now.
Here we go !
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I hear you're going to prom
with Maggie. Are you ?
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[ Ball hits backstop ]
Where'd you hear that ?
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[ Coach ]Stand up there, Betty boop.
It's all over school.
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[ Gasps ]
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Maggie told me.
You excited ?
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Woodman my ass.
You got no lumber.
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You're stickless.
You got no stick.
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- Floyd, it's Maggie.
- Maggie's fine.
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Dig in now here.Closer.
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Look, I know everything
there is to know about Maggie.
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- Closer.
- It would be like
kissing my sister.
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Which isn't a terrible thing
in some parts of the world.
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Walk it off.
[ Ryan collapses ]
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Hey.
How many fingers ?
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Hey.
How many fingers ?
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Eleventy-seven ?
Close enough.
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[ Coach ]Serrin, come on,you're next. Let's go.
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Are you okay ?
Yeah.
[ Groans ]
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The coach hit you.
Asshole.
Ow !
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Let's get out of here.
[ Coach ]walk it off.
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[ Floyd ]I got a surprisefor you, buddy.
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Where the hell we going ?
Right on time
for the floor show.
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- Can we come in ?
- It's 20 bucks.
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- Can we come in ?
- It's 20 bucks.
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- You said ten.
- In five seconds,
it goes up to 30.
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[ Sighs ]
God !
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Come on, let's go.
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For one.
What ?What ?
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Go ! You owe me !
I want instant recall !
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Rent-a-cop !
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Excuse me,
sir.
Come on.
Let's move.
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Sir, I don't know
where we're going.
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It should be empty now.You got two minutes.
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You go right into the cage.You get busted,you do not know me.
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Go on in.
You don't have all day.
Move. Go.
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[ Door locks ]
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[ Showers running ]
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[ Showerscontinue running ]
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[ Groans, sighs ]
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[ Sighs ]
[ Girl ]can I borrow your brush ?
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Yeah.
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Here it is.Great.Thanks.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ P.E. Teacher opens door ]Five minutes !
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[ Closes door ]
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Did you get
a good look ?
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Hey, hold up.
Wish I could,
my brother,
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but you know
how it is, right ?
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Maybe we can
hang out sometime,
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troll for some skank
or skank for some troll.
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What ?
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What's up
with Maggie Carter ?
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Yeah, man, what's up
with that little sassy ?
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Why do you ask ?
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Maybe I'm interested.
In Maggie Carter ?
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Trust me, I've
known her my whole life.
She's not your type.
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Actually,
grant's not yours either,
but I could hook you up.
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Homestyle's got the hookup.
249
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:55,261
Who says
I'm into Ashley grant ?
Oh, come on.
250
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:59,271
I seen you checking her
out all year. Just thought
I could help you out.
251
00:14:59,265 --> 00:14:59,995
- What's the catch ?
- Why does there
got to be a catch ?
252
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,370
- What's the catch ?
- Why does there
got to be a catch ?
253
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,198
I don't know. Maybe
because you haven't said
dick to me in four years,
254
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,174
and suddenly you're
trying to help me out.
255
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:10,683
You're right.
I don't know you.
You don't know me.
256
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:15,046
But prom's coming up.
I'm into Maggie.
You're into Ashley.
257
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:18,277
She ever mention me ?
No.
258
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:21,554
- Bitch.
- So what makes you think I have
a chance with her then ?
259
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:26,064
You don't,
but Ashley's my cousin,
and I can help you.
260
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,098
Same goes for me
with Maggie.
I don't know.
261
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:29,995
Why Maggie ?
You could date any girl
in this school.
262
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,370
Why Maggie ?
You could date any girl
in this school.
263
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,265
But Maggie's special.
I can tell.
264
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:41,168
What do you say ?
You be me, and I'll be you.
265
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,084
[ Ashley ]Chris.
266
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,214
I need to talk to you.
267
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,253
Deal.
268
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:52,288
Deal.
Deal.
269
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,445
Do you knowwhat this means ?
270
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,324
You're validating
our entire species here.
271
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:00,003
I'm serious.
This is like Lyle lovett
and Julia Roberts.
272
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,160
I'm serious.
This is like Lyle lovett
and Julia Roberts.
273
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,659
Floyd--
quasimodo
and the notre dame chick.
274
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,632
Tommy Lee and--
everybody.
275
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,630
Yeah ! Of course,
he's somewhat gifted.
276
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,142
Studies show that 84%
of all women polled...
277
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,135
Prefer technique
to physical size.
278
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,437
Don't tell me you can't
grasp the greatness of this.
279
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,369
You compared me
to the hunchback.
280
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:19,314
Next to Ashley grant,
you kind of are.
I'd like to hunch her back !
281
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:23,182
[ Chris ]Ashley's gonna love this.[ Ryan ] I can't send her that.
282
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,722
[ Hits enter key ]
You just did.
No.
She's gonna hate me, man !
283
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,088
Hey, exactly.
I sent Maggie poetry
from you.
284
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:29,998
Every guy in school wants
to say something nice
to Ashley grant.
285
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,760
Every guy in school wants
to say something nice
to Ashley grant.
286
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,328
Big deal.
You gotta stand out,
be different.
287
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,069
Yeah, but
"your hair looks butch" ?
288
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,325
Yeah.
Look, it will work.
289
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,604
Hey, Ryan,
your mom's heading this way.
290
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,067
Cosmo, get your hand
off the frickin' dick.
291
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,184
Don't worry, man.
[ Girl ]hey, Chris.
292
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,646
Hey, girls.
You know Brian ?
Who are your friends ?
293
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,116
- That's Ryan.
- Yeah, I think so.
294
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,715
- You're new, right ?
- No, I've been around.
295
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,998
Oh, right.
Yeah, I've seen you.
296
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,750
Oh, right.
Yeah, I've seen you.
297
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,524
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Girl screams ]
298
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,594
Where you been,
c-man ?
With Brian.
299
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,163
That's Ryan.
That's me.
300
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,432
Do you know about the party ?
That's right.Ashley grant's, 9:00.
301
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:17,072
- Be there.
- Stop it. Bye, bri.
302
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,039
Bye. Bye.
[ Girls ]
Bye, Brian. Bye, Brian.
303
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,139
Hey, bring someone, huh ?
304
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,076
Hey, good hanging
with you guys.
305
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,207
[ Chris ]Hey, wait up.
Good going, Brian.
306
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,004
I gotta go find Maggie.
Sweet !
307
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,450
I gotta go find Maggie.
Sweet !
308
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,519
We got ourselves
an occasion.
309
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,523
[ Sighs ]
The things I do for you.
310
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:40,292
You realize we're gonna be
the biggest idiots in there.
311
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:44,263
[ Floyd ]We're here ! Thanks, dad ![ Dad ] see you, Floyd !
312
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,603
- No, we won't.
- [ Hooting ]
313
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:50,369
Excuse my tardiness.
I had to kill a man.
314
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:53,069
Cosmo, what the hell
are you wearing ?
315
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,982
Floyd said
to dress up.
316
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,713
[ Scoffs ]
317
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,002
I look good,
right ?
Yeah.
318
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,720
I look good,
right ?
Yeah.
319
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,685
[ Laughing,
hooting ]
320
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,519
Hey, Uncle Floyd's
in the house !
[ Hoots ]
321
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:13,232
♪ [ Dance ]
We're in.
322
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:21,295
♪
323
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,738
Smells like teen spirit,
huh ?
324
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,267
Drinks !
[ Hoots ]
325
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,003
Yeah, yeah,
let's go.
326
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,080
Yeah, yeah,
let's go.
327
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,006
Is this what
you had in mind ?
328
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,081
Yes.
[ Laughs ]
329
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:38,320
♪
330
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:42,457
Darn. That's whati was gonna wear.
331
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:48,355
♪ [ Continues ]
332
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:56,201
♪
333
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:10,422
[ All chattering ]
334
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:18,486
♪
335
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,633
Care to dance ?
[ Muffled response ]
336
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:38,483
Go ahead.
That's okay.
337
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:43,647
- Why not ?
- He's gotta take a shit.
338
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:49,159
- [ Floyd laughing ]
- Ashley, I have to--
I don't know--
339
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:58,226
♪
340
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,214
What's he
all dressed up for ?
341
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,106
His mom died.
342
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,384
Earlier today.
343
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,284
Ladies...
Sit tight.
344
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:24,687
[ Hoots ]
Oh, yeah !
345
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,730
[ Floyd continueshooting ]
346
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,997
♪
347
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,660
♪
348
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,303
[ Girl ]So she says,"true or false ?"
349
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,629
And I said,"hello. News flash.
350
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,004
If you have to ask,false."
351
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,243
She's such a liar.
So the liar.
352
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,639
Then she said,"I can't believeyou're acting like this."
353
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:46,751
And I said,"I can't believe you'redressing like this."
354
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,676
Marnie,
is that my dress ?
No.
355
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,651
She knows you're here.
She wants to talk.
356
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:55,190
It's all good.
I'm on this.
357
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,557
[ Marnie ]Sloane got drunk and made outwith that hairy guy.
358
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,556
[ Sloane ]You're lying.
359
00:20:59,558 --> 00:20:59,998
[ Marnie ]You know you made out with him.Oh, okay, whatever, marnie.
360
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:05,000
[ Marnie ]You know you made out with him.Oh, okay, whatever, marnie.
361
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,127
Ashley ?
Hi.
362
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,404
Did you get my e-mail ?
363
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,972
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God, was that you ?
364
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,112
Yeah.
365
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,437
[ Gasps,
giggling ]
366
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,554
♪
367
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:23,116
Hey.
Hey.
368
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,215
Did you get my words ?
Poetry.
369
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,999
I didn't know you had it
in you.
A little surprise.
You liked it, huh ?
370
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,420
I didn't know you had it
in you.
A little surprise.
You liked it, huh ?
371
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:35,062
Pretty freaky stuff.
Get you hot ?
372
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:41,074
What ?
373
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,696
Oh, man,
that was whack.
Jesus.
374
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:48,372
Hey, Chris.Thanks for your help.
375
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:52,144
Yeah, like Carter
really liked your crap.
You see what just happened ?
376
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,414
People saw that.
Well, damn, man,
you're too cocky.
377
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,554
What ?
I saw you groping her.
378
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,000
Look, it doesn't matter
what I write, Maggie's
not gonna go for that.
379
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,320
Look, it doesn't matter
what I write, Maggie's
not gonna go for that.
380
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,719
She volunteers
at a nursing home,
for God's sake.
381
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:06,231
[ Groans ]
Why ?
That's what I'm talking about.
382
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,525
Grant isn't exactly
all hot for you either.
383
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:13,697
That's great. The idea was
"Ryan impresses Ashley,"
not "Ryan depresses Ashley."
384
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,169
[ Floyd ]"Ryan gets pickle in Ashley,"
385
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,498
not "Ashley
gets Ryan in pickle."
386
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:26,176
Look, man...
Chicks dig assholes.
Okay ?
387
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,378
Check out
stu and Harris.
388
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,000
[ Firecrackers exploding,
girls screaming,
guys laughing ]
389
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,250
[ Firecrackers exploding,
girls screaming,
guys laughing ]
390
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,421
They're both gonna
get laid tonight.
391
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,090
[ Firecrackers, screamingcontinue ]
392
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:40,689
Come on,
I'll show you.
Let's find Ashley.
393
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,103
[ Bickering ]
394
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:46,425
Remember in grade school
when you always picked on
the girl you liked ?
395
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,502
It's kind of like that.
396
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,140
Some girls
are just insecure.
397
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,436
You're saying
Ashley grant is insecure ?
398
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,309
She's the head cheerleader
of insecurity.
399
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:59,348
And if I treat her bad,
she'll go for it ?
400
00:22:59,345 --> 00:22:59,995
Absolutely.
401
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,250
Absolutely.
402
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,677
That doesn't
make any sense.
403
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:06,422
You've dated how many
of these girls ?
404
00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:09,389
That's what I thought.
405
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,258
Now check out grant.
406
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:14,127
[ Guy ]Ashley.
Hi.
Simple question.
407
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,126
Do you want her or not ?
408
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,098
Well, yeah, but--
okay.
409
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,667
[ Screams ]
410
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:23,366
There you go.
Now you're in the game.
411
00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:26,643
[ Gasps ]
You asshole !
412
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:34,447
♪
I got something for you !
413
00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:37,246
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Screaming ]
414
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,189
[ Firecrackers exploding,girls screaming ]
415
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:44,086
Oh, forget it.
I'm out of here.
416
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,289
[ Girls screaming,
whimpering ]
417
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:52,363
How could you have done this ?
This was cashmere !
How could you do that ?
418
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,234
- Because I'm an asshole ?
- [ Girls snarl ]
419
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,374
Move, jerk !
420
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,539
Asshole !
[ Cosmo ]what are you doing, man ?
421
00:23:59,538 --> 00:23:59,998
Those chicks were digging us !
422
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,410
Those chicks were digging us !
423
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:05,612
Him.
Him.
Yeah, that loser.
424
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,081
Kick his ass.
Want to see the rest
of the house ?
425
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:18,462
♪
426
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:25,230
This isn't working.
Sure, it is.
427
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:29,500
Grant asked me 20 times
if I thought the e-mail guy
was right about her hair.
428
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:35,340
Look, even if
everything you said is true,
I don't want to be mean to her.
429
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,441
Right, seeing as how
she's so sweet to you.
430
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:42,313
Listen... you knowwhat Ashley saidto me today ?
431
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,054
She's looking
for something special.
432
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,750
I can get you there.You can be that guy.
433
00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:50,523
You just have to help me
be that guy for Maggie.
434
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:08,744
[ Sighs ]
I thought I was being abducted.
435
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:12,441
How come you bagged
on the party ?
I had better things to do.
436
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,614
Like sleep.
You should try it.
437
00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:18,223
[ Laughs ]
So I talked
to Chris Campbell.
438
00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:20,347
I bet that was educational.
439
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:25,062
Actually, it was.
He's not that bad once you
get past the jock stuff.
440
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:26,757
He asked about you.
441
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:29,629
Yeah, I got some
goofy e-mail from him.
442
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:29,998
You didn't like it ?
I mean, uh... did you
write him back ?
443
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,070
You didn't like it ?
I mean, uh... did you
write him back ?
444
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,737
- Be serious.
- Why not ?
445
00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:40,366
You haven't been
on a date in forever.
446
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,372
You think I enjoy
asking you to prom ?
447
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,644
Hanging out with you
and the guys every weekend ?
448
00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:49,623
- I thought you liked
hanging out with us.
- Yeah, some weekends. Some.
449
00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:54,515
Okay, then e-mail him.
Why not send him the famous
Maggie Carter soul quiz ?
450
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,520
That would be good for a laugh.
Maybe.
But maybe he'll ace it.
451
00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:00,004
Then you won't haveto spend anothermiserable weekend with me.
452
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,060
Then you won't haveto spend anothermiserable weekend with me.
453
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,262
You know what I meant.
454
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:08,274
Yeah... I know.
455
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,678
Good morning.
What's up ?
456
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,650
You guys get dressed
in the dark ?
It's mismatch day.
457
00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,690
Maybe I should
go home and change.
458
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:29,995
[ Chuckles ]
You and Ashley grant--
I think that's your mismatch.
459
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,190
[ Chuckles ]
You and Ashley grant--
I think that's your mismatch.
460
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,089
Opposites
do attract.
461
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,561
Thanks, cosmo.
Probably not
that opposite.
462
00:26:36,662 --> 00:26:40,602
Hey, Brian, Carter sent melike this midterm, you know ?
463
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,039
Questions.
I know.
It's a soul quiz.
464
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:46,405
It's movies, books, music.
If you pass that,
you're a new man.
465
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:49,135
Famous.
Of course, there is
one small hitch.
466
00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:52,711
You do realize
Ashley grant hates me.
467
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,054
Clear the pool !
468
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,999
Man, she doesn't hate you.
She's confused by you.
469
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,290
Man, she doesn't hate you.
She's confused by you.
470
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,115
She's trying to actlike she doesn't care,
471
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:05,561
but, believe me, Brian,she cares morethan you think.
472
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,387
She just
can't figure you out.
It's driving her nuts.
473
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:11,633
You're this "new guy" Brian,
who's not into her
for some reason.
474
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:15,270
- But I'm not Brian.
- Hey, Brian.
- Hi, Brian.
475
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:16,997
Hi.
476
00:27:17,002 --> 00:27:19,572
There they are !
477
00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:21,671
Step off.
What a doofus.
478
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:24,113
[ Girls laughing ]
You girls are hot.
What's up, dudes ?
479
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,409
Who's the gerbil ?
480
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:29,211
I'm Floyd.
You know, Ryan's friend.
481
00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:30,004
The chicks want me.
See you.
482
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,520
The chicks want me.
See you.
483
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,616
[ Chris ]
Come on. You got
a soul quiz to take.
484
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:40,132
[ Typing ]
485
00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:44,197
Do you want to see
what I'm writing ?
486
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,196
No, just make me
look good.
487
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:48,068
Not too cocky.
488
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:51,136
[ Grunting ]
489
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:53,966
[ Counting,
Spanish ]
490
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,742
Is everything okay ?
491
00:27:55,741 --> 00:27:58,741
The last book he read
was nine stories.
492
00:27:58,744 --> 00:28:00,004
Salinger.
Wow.
It gets worse.
493
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,980
Salinger.
Wow.
It gets worse.
494
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:05,720
The Beastie Boys, the eels
and old cheap trick.
495
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:08,447
He aced it.
496
00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:10,463
Movies ?
497
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:14,225
Stripes, Casablanca
and anything by monty python.
498
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,356
That's great.
No, it's not.
499
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,101
It's horrible.
[ Scoffs ] Chris Campbell.
500
00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:20,767
Maggie,
it's not that bad.
501
00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:25,066
"Not that bad" ?
Man, he's gorgeous.
What am I gonna do ?
502
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:28,210
- After tonight's double date ?
- Not a chance.
503
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,997
Why not ?
Because as far
as I can see, there is nothing
special about this person.
504
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,740
Why not ?
Because as far
as I can see, there is nothing
special about this person.
505
00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:36,054
That's what
he said about you.
[ Gasps ]
He did not.
506
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,378
I'm serious.
He said those things.
507
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,393
He really likes you,okay ?
508
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:45,656
It's just one date.
Trust me.
509
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:48,657
Trust me.
510
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:07,652
[ Phone ringing ]
511
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,646
Hello.
512
00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:13,748
When any chick
goes on a talk show
with her fiance...
513
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,562
And has a deep,
dark secret,
514
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:19,585
has it ever been anything
other than "I'm really a man" ?
515
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:24,061
Your fiance invites you on TV
to tell you something,
she's packing sausage.
516
00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:25,462
Come on, man.
I gotta get ready.
517
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:29,134
I know. Listen,
that's why I'm calling.
Be careful tonight.
518
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:30,004
Maybe pat her down
before you get in the car,
just to be sure.
519
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,400
Maybe pat her down
before you get in the car,
just to be sure.
520
00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:35,644
- [ Receiver clicks ]
I've got another call.
- So what ? Let it go.
521
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:38,341
It might be Chris.
[ Floyd ]
Inbreed !
522
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:41,313
- Hello ?
- I'm sorry, Ryan.
I can't do this.
523
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,583
- I'm calling Chris.
- What ?
524
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:47,092
Maggie, you have to.
It just doesn't feel right.
525
00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:50,455
What doesn't feel right ?
He passed the soul quiz.
Ryan--
526
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,555
Maggie,i need your help.
527
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:55,727
No, you don't.
You're gonna be fine.
528
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:59,997
Sorry.
[ Hangs up ]
[ Line disconnects ]
529
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:00,000
[ Hangs up, phone rings ]
530
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,040
[ Hangs up, phone rings ]
531
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:06,465
- Yeah ?
- What kind of mongrel
leaves a guy on call-waiting ?
532
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:10,041
- Floyd, I gotta go.
- [ Floyd sighs ]
533
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:13,282
Cosmo says to check
for an Adam's apple,
all right ?
534
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:17,448
[ Phone rings ]
535
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:21,719
- Talk.
- Hey, Chris ?
536
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,090
- That's me.
- Hey, it's Maggie.
537
00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:28,329
- Hey, Maggie.
- Listen, I'm calling you
about tonight.
538
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,997
[ Dialing phone ]
539
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,160
[ Dialing phone ]
540
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:33,072
Yeah, yeah--
can you hold on one second ?
[ Phone beeps ]
541
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,495
- Yeah.
- Okay.
542
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,069
[ Buttons beeping ]
Talk.
543
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,069
- Maggie's gonna call you.
Don't answer.
- I already did.
544
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:41,411
Shit. She wants
to cancel the date.
545
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:44,206
[ Groans ]
The soul quiz ?
546
00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:47,079
She liked all that stuff.
I don't know what happened.
547
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,549
- Maybe she's nervous.
- Nervous stomach ?
548
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,748
- Yeah.
- Yeah, probably the pill.
549
00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:57,263
Put me on hold, and I'll try
to talk you through this.
550
00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:59,285
But keep coming back
to me, okay ?
551
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:05,660
Let's start with...
"I was really looking forward
to seeing you tonight.
552
00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:09,004
We seem to have
a lot in common."
Yadda-yadda.
553
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
No, I don't think
"bitch, we had plans" will work.
554
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:15,273
- Hold on.
- [ Buttons beeping ]
555
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:18,513
- Maggie ?
- [ Dialing phone ]
556
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:21,510
[ Chris ]
Sorry about the wait.
It's cool.
557
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,383
So--
[ Phone beeps ]
558
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,322
Great.
Now that's my other line.
Can you hold on a second ?
559
00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:29,996
What happened ?
Oh, my God !
Your mom fell down the stairs !
560
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,560
What happened ?
Oh, my God !
Your mom fell down the stairs !
561
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,455
- What ?
- Mrs. Carter, are you okay ?
562
00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:36,257
[ Groans, changes lines ]
Chris, can I call you back ?
563
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,701
[ Dialing phone quickly ]
564
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,967
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Phone rings ]
565
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,567
Talk.
[ Ryan ]i just bought us a few seconds.
566
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:47,009
Dude, you let her go.
She's not going.
567
00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:49,165
She is going.
Tell her you need to talk
to a friend tonight.
568
00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:51,514
- Why ?
- You're depressed.
Your grades suck.
569
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:55,350
- [ Snaps fingers ]
Your father's on crack.
- My dad played pro football.
570
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:58,077
- Perfect !
- You're getting
your ass kicked for that.
571
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,003
[ Maggie over speakerphone ]I don't know whatyour problem is, Ryan.
572
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,520
[ Maggie over speakerphone ]I don't know whatyour problem is, Ryan.
573
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,319
Okay, she's back.
574
00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:06,361
- [ Dialing ]
- Now, don't screw this up.
575
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,328
- [ Line ringing ]
- Hold on.
576
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,157
- [ Button beeps ]
- Hello.
577
00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:12,603
Sorry.
[ Maggie ]
Sorry.
578
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:17,137
Hello ? Chris ?
Chris, are you there ?
579
00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:22,405
- [ Stammering ]
- [ As Chris ]
Y-yeah, I'm here...
580
00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:24,737
Baby.
581
00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:27,353
Are you okay ?
'Cause you sound
kind of different.
582
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:29,995
Yeah, well, um--
oh, yeah, see, um...
583
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,290
Yeah, well, um--
oh, yeah, see, um...
584
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:37,455
The battery's running low
on my wireless, so I have
to put you on speaker.
585
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,086
- Can you hang on ?
- Okay.
586
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,204
[ Phone beeps ]
587
00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:48,004
Just a second.
588
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,441
[ Ryan as Chris ]
Okay.
589
00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:56,008
[ Voice deepens ]
Sorry about that.
Can you hear me now ?
590
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:59,707
Yeah, sort of.
Listen, I hope you're not sick.
591
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:00,001
Well, you know... I'm sick
about this not happening.
592
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,320
Well, you know... I'm sick
about this not happening.
593
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:10,016
I mean, I know I'm a jock.
I'm brainless,
594
00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:12,591
conceited,
in love with myself.
595
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:16,661
At least, that's howyou must see me.
596
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:20,731
But let me tell you
how I see you.
597
00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:26,737
The you I see...
Has a big heart.
598
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:29,998
She's smart,
fun to hang around with,
599
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,210
she's smart,
fun to hang around with,
600
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:33,109
doesn't take my shit.
601
00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:37,079
And I like that.
602
00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:41,993
I like that you look nervous
sometimes for no reason.
603
00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:44,157
And when you do,
you bite your lip.
604
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:49,164
I like that
you probably rifled
through your closet tonight...
605
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,530
And settled with
what you'd started out with.
606
00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:56,737
I like your smile.
607
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,995
I don't usually talk
this way, but, uh...
608
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,110
I don't usually talk
this way, but, uh...
609
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:08,247
I think being with you
wouldn't be irrelevant.
610
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,216
You know
what I'm saying ?
611
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,645
Or maybe I should just stop
with all this weak shit.
612
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:17,261
- No, it's nice.
- Oh. All right.
613
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:20,055
[ Clears throat ]
614
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:24,258
So let's do this, huh ?
You know ? No pressure.
615
00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:27,132
We'll go hang out,
the four of us,
get to know each other.
616
00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:30,002
- We could talk, maybe--
- swap some spit.
617
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,440
- We could talk, maybe--
- swap some spit.
618
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,511
- Okay.
- Famous !
619
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:39,177
- What ?
- I said, uh, thank you.
620
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:45,116
[ Turns off phone,
sighs ]
621
00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:47,216
[ Hoots, kisses receiver ]
622
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,223
Oh, yeah.
623
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:55,494
♪ Heydo it ♪
624
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,000
♪ once I was a boogie singer ♪
625
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,230
♪ once I was a boogie singer ♪
626
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:07,272
♪ playingin a rock and roll band ♪
♪ [ "Play that funky music" ]
627
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,412
♪ Yeah, there was dancin'and singin' ♪
♪ [ Continues ]
628
00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:12,378
♪ And movin' to the groovin' ♪
629
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,377
♪ and just when it hit me ♪
630
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:18,019
♪ somebody turned aroundand shouted ♪
631
00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:21,546
♪ play that funky musicwhite boy ♪
632
00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:26,323
♪ lay down the boogieand play that funky musictill you die ♪
633
00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:30,002
♪ till you die ♪♪ yeah ♪
634
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,630
♪ till you die ♪♪ yeah ♪
635
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,669
[ Laughs ]
636
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:38,035
[ Riders screaming ]
637
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:45,175
[ Laughing, screaming ]
638
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:51,075
So, uh...
You thirsty ?
639
00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:52,752
Yeah, sure.
640
00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:56,251
Great.
Why don't you
get me one too ?
641
00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:59,194
Hey, good one !
That's funny.
That's--
642
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:00,000
no, we'll get it.
Okay, Ashley ?
[ Scoffs ]
643
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,660
No, we'll get it.
Okay, Ashley ?
[ Scoffs ]
644
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,060
Okay.
Let's go.
645
00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:09,001
Jesus, I'm dying
over there.
646
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,240
Rejection, man.
You gotta piss her off.
647
00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:15,707
Tell her...
Her breath is rank.
I'm not telling her that.
648
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:19,477
Whatever, man.
I'm telling Carter
she needs a tit job.
649
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:22,607
I'm just pulling your dick.
What do you want me to say ?
650
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:25,284
Why don't you just be
the strong, silent type ?
651
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:27,723
If you decide
to talk to her,
be nice, all right ?
652
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,999
Tell her she looks nice.
Tell her you like
her outfit.
653
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,660
Tell her she looks nice.
Tell her you like
her outfit.
654
00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:34,985
Okay. You should probably
tell grant her ass looks big
in those jeans.
655
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:42,028
Uh... you look nice.
I like your clothes.
656
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,603
- Thanks.
- You want some ?
657
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:48,542
Oh, my God, you guys,
there's that octopus thing.
Come on, Marge, there's no line.
658
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:59,052
Whoa.
Sorry, cream puff.
No beverages.
What ?
659
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,000
That's okay.
I'll just wait
and hold it.
660
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,250
That's okay.
I'll just wait
and hold it.
661
00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:04,592
[ Gulping ]
[ Laughing ]
662
00:37:04,589 --> 00:37:08,189
[ Throws down cup ]
Whew ! Let's go.
663
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,360
All right, tickets.
664
00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,262
Have a nice ride.
665
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,109
Hey, midget man.
666
00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:23,635
Munchkin guy,
make it go fast,
all right ?
667
00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:28,712
[ Shouts ]
668
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:37,359
[ Ashley shouting ]
Yeah !
669
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:43,291
[ Shouting ]
670
00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:46,064
[ Laughing ]
671
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,234
Having a good time ?
[ Gasps ]
Yeah.
672
00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:53,268
[ Continues shouting ]
673
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,671
This is kind of fun.
674
00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:59,143
[ Ryan laughing ]
Yeah !
675
00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:00,004
[ Gagging ]
[ Ryan ]yeah !
676
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,250
[ Gagging ]
[ Ryan ]yeah !
677
00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:04,146
[ Hooting ]
[ Ashley vomits,groans ]
678
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,718
Oops.
679
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,563
Sorry.
Yuck !
680
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:17,459
[ Chuckling ]
681
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,732
Hi.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
682
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,302
- Did you throw up ?
- No, not exactly.
683
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,371
[ Chuckling ]
[ Ashley ]sorry, bri.
684
00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:27,570
[ Ashley gasps ]
Let's go.
[ Clears throat ]
685
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:30,002
Hey, man,
can I borrow your shirt ?
686
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,070
Hey, man,
can I borrow your shirt ?
687
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:32,644
No way, man.
I'll get cold.
688
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,454
Hey, girls,wait up.
689
00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,047
What do I gotta do
to win a t-shirt ?
690
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,663
You break it,
you rake it.
691
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,685
Could you help me out, pal ?
I got puke all over my shirt.
692
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:50,091
[ Laughing ]
So ?
693
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,666
[ Cheering ]
Yeah !
[ Bell ringing ]
694
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,999
Let's go, kids !
Who saw it ?
695
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,310
Let's go, kids !
Who saw it ?
696
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:04,376
Who saw it ?
[ Onlookers
cheering ]
697
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:18,057
He gave you
his shirt ?
[ Groans ]
698
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,986
A Ferris wheel.
Let's go.
699
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,203
What, man ?She was cold.
700
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,225
Wait up, girls.
701
00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:29,999
[ Girls giggling ]Cute shirt.
702
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,600
[ Girls giggling ]Cute shirt.
703
00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:32,542
Thank you.
704
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:36,507
Madge, who do you
hang out with at gilmore ?
Because I never see you around.
705
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:38,507
Mostly just Ryan.
706
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,979
Ryan ?
Yeah.
Ryan.
707
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:43,749
See, th-that's me.
Ryan's my last name.
708
00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:48,388
Wait, wait.
Your name is Brian Ryan ?
Cruel parents.
709
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:51,056
[ Computer whirring ]
710
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,764
[ Continues whirring ]
711
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,260
I've told you
a million times.
712
00:39:58,263 --> 00:40:00,003
You've got to get
a faster modem.
713
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,130
You've got to get
a faster modem.
714
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:05,573
[ Ashley ]So, um, you were right,that e-mail you sent me.
715
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:09,540
My hair
looks terrible.
No, no,
your hair doesn't look terrible.
716
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:12,010
But it hides your eyes.
717
00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:14,510
You have
really amazing eyes.
718
00:40:14,512 --> 00:40:19,622
Really pretty,
wandering--
719
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:22,447
besides, compared to your jeans,
your hair is a work of art.
720
00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:25,293
So it's really greatthat you like the eels.
721
00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:29,430
I mean, other than Ryan,
I really don't know anyone else
who likes them.
722
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:29,997
Uh-huh.
The eels ?
723
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,030
Uh-huh.
The eels ?
724
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,431
Yeah, yeah.
725
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:40,073
They're... electric.
726
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,241
[ Laughs ]
727
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,110
I can't believe
you don't like these jeans.
They were really expensive.
728
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:48,109
- Even worse.
- Shut up !
729
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:52,482
It's the rhinestones,
isn't it ?
For starters.
730
00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:55,593
- Who else do you like ?
- I like you.
731
00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:05,158
Mommy, can I have
some cotton--
[ Groans ]
732
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,763
Anything else you
don't like about me ?
733
00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:09,974
-I could do without those shoes.
-What is wrong with my shoes ?
734
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:14,068
- They're monstrous, bigfoot.
- [ Gasps ] Shut up.
735
00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:16,442
I like that shirt.
736
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:25,148
♪ Did I find you ♪♪ did I find you ♪
737
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:29,999
♪ hanging on the edgeof the crowd ♪
sloane, you did not.
738
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,120
♪ Hanging on the edgeof the crowd ♪
sloane, you did not.
739
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,121
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God.
740
00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:33,763
Later, Chris.
See you, Brian.
741
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:36,128
I gotta go.
Bri.
742
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:44,139
Well, thanks.
743
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,998
Bye.
Bye.
744
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,080
Bye.
Bye.
745
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,755
Good night.
746
00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:09,291
Good night.
747
00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:11,633
Good night.
748
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:16,027
[ Starts car, radio blares ]
749
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:18,144
Good night.
750
00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:22,007
The things I do for you.
751
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:25,236
You didn't like him ?
I don't know.
752
00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:28,583
What's the problem ?
I'm just not sure
he has any heart.
753
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:36,321
Okay, it's a beautiful
spring day outside.
754
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,290
Most of you
are graduating soon.
755
00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:43,159
You've got
your entire lives ahead of you,
so let's talk about death.
756
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:45,531
We all know lung cancer'sa serious killerin this country,
757
00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:48,030
what ?
As is aids, leukemiaand diabetes.
758
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:50,502
How'd I do last night ?
What is the leading causeof death in America ?
759
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:54,041
Okay, but she says you
don't have enough heart.
"Heart" ?
760
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:57,338
Thank you, Mr. Campbell.
761
00:42:57,341 --> 00:43:00,001
Heart disease
is the correct answer.
762
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,410
Heart disease
is the correct answer.
763
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,981
Oh.
Nice.
764
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:05,080
Last year alone--
[ Bell rings ]
765
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:10,053
Okay, make sureyou finish chapter 14.
766
00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:14,034
I guess it could be worse.
Grant doesn't think
you have any stones.
767
00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,225
What ?
She said that ?
Yeah.
768
00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:18,627
But you're gonna
play football with me
and some of the guys today.
769
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:22,399
She'll be there ?
Yeah.
She loves it.
770
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,000
We'll make you
look great.
771
00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:26,602
Hey, man,
is Ashley okay ?
772
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:29,014
She's a little different
than I expected.
773
00:43:29,006 --> 00:43:29,996
Did you go out
with your dream girl,
and you don't like her ?
774
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,240
Did you go out
with your dream girl,
and you don't like her ?
775
00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:34,052
No, it's not that.
It's just--
776
00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:36,705
finger suck: Good.
Vomit shower: Bad.
Yeah.
777
00:43:36,714 --> 00:43:38,984
Oh, she was nervous.
778
00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:42,693
She gets that way
when she really likes somebody.
779
00:43:42,687 --> 00:43:45,687
[ Laughs ]
Hey, you gonna play
with us today or what ?
780
00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:48,530
Touch football,
right ?
Of course.
781
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:52,731
- [ Groans ]
- [ Girls gasp ]
782
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:56,600
- [ Coughs ]
- Get up, man. She's watching.
783
00:43:56,601 --> 00:44:00,001
Okay, time-out. You said
this was touch football.
784
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:00,170
Okay, time-out. You said
this was touch football.
785
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,343
It is. These guys
just touch hard.
786
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:07,613
I am not doing this, okay ?
787
00:44:07,612 --> 00:44:10,722
These guys are like
some huge government experiment
gone wrong.
788
00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:13,645
Come on.
Grant's loving it.
789
00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:25,063
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Shrieks ]
790
00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:28,002
[ Ryan screams,
groans ]
791
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,999
[ Shudders ]
792
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:30,070
[ Shudders ]
793
00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:32,367
[ Ryan, muffled ]God.
794
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:35,410
[ Ryan groaning ]
795
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:38,606
[ Continues groaning ]
796
00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:40,279
[ Laughing ]
Ouch.
797
00:44:40,278 --> 00:44:42,278
[ Chris ]
Get up, man.
798
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,220
I used to play a little ball
back in the day.
799
00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:48,646
Back in what day ?
800
00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:53,364
Ready to end this thing,
Brian ?
Who the hell is Brian ?
801
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:58,327
Nice.
Okay, you snap it to Brian.
You follow me.
802
00:44:58,329 --> 00:44:59,999
Ready ?
[ All ]
Break !
803
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,570
Ready ?
[ All ]
Break !
804
00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,095
Hut !
805
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:08,474
[ Floyd ]Go, baby. Go, baby !Yeah ! Go home !
806
00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:12,377
[ Floyd continues ]Go ! Go, baby !
807
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,384
Yeah !
[ Cheering ]
808
00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,719
Yeah !
809
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:22,415
[ Cheering ]
810
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,390
[ Chris ]All right, Brian !
811
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,318
Yeah !
[ Groans ]
812
00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:30,004
- [ Floyd, cosmo groan ]
- Oh ! Oh ! That's cheating !
813
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,400
- [ Floyd, cosmo groan ]
- Oh ! Oh ! That's cheating !
814
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,525
[ Ryan groans ]
Yeah !
815
00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:35,531
We're here for you, buddy.
816
00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:39,403
Hey... nice game.
817
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,343
Pick me up tomorrow morning
at 7:00.
818
00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:44,209
Okay.
819
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:47,578
Well, I've done my part.
820
00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:50,676
Now let's go get me
that heart.
821
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:57,761
[ Sighs ]What are we doing here ?She wants heart.
822
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,995
We'll give her heart.
You want her to fall
for you, right ?
823
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,420
We'll give her heart.
You want her to fall
for you, right ?
824
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,394
Not like this.
These people smell.
825
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:08,304
This better work.
Trust me,
this will work. Okay ?
826
00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:16,014
Wh-what are you doing ?
She's not eating it.
827
00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:21,007
Maggie's gonna be here
any second.
All right. Wait.
828
00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,312
I give her the speech.
829
00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:25,454
If she digs it,
then what ?
830
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:28,419
Then I don't know.
Try talking to her.
831
00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:29,999
- Tell her how you feel.
- See if she needs a lift home.
832
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,220
- Tell her how you feel.
- See if she needs a lift home.
833
00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:35,193
All right,
I'll think of something.
Okay.
834
00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:41,602
She's coming.
Put that jell-o down !
835
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:47,705
Hey, could you maybe--
[ Spills bedpan ]
God, no-- shh !
836
00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:53,375
Chris ?
837
00:46:53,377 --> 00:46:56,077
Hey, you work here too ?
838
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,450
Yeah.
What are you
doing here ?
839
00:46:58,449 --> 00:46:59,999
I, uh--
840
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:00,990
I, uh--
841
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,615
I like to come here
from time to time...
842
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,191
Uh, to visit
with the sickly and old.
843
00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:12,601
You think that's gay ?
No, I think it's nice.
844
00:47:12,596 --> 00:47:15,366
Oh, yeah ?
Yeah.
845
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:18,336
Well, that's what I do.
846
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:22,066
- Who ate my jell-o ?
- Pipe down, you old bag.
847
00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:25,243
- I want my jell-o.
- Fine.
848
00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:27,382
Brian, give me that jell-o.
849
00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:32,654
[ Man ]Hey, that's my jell-o.
850
00:47:32,650 --> 00:47:35,490
Here it comes.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
851
00:47:35,486 --> 00:47:38,056
I think it's sweet
that you come here, Chris.
852
00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:41,055
Mm-hmm.
Don't you think it's
sweet, miss Simms ?
853
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:43,688
- Just heavenly.
- Yeah.
854
00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:47,104
I have to go to the bathroom.
Number two.
855
00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:48,528
Okay.
You want me to take you
to the bathroom ?
856
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,372
No.
857
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:54,739
- You want Chris to take you ?
- That would be nice.
858
00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:58,109
- Do you mind ?
- I was hoping that she'd ask.
859
00:47:58,109 --> 00:47:59,999
[ Laughs ]
860
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,410
[ Laughs ]
861
00:48:02,179 --> 00:48:04,379
Now, don't drop me.
862
00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:07,692
[ Groaning ]
[ Flatulates ]
863
00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:11,715
[ Continues flatulating,
gasping, falls ]
864
00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:16,430
[ Woman continuesgasping ]
[ Sighs ]
865
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:20,027
[ Chris clears throat ]
866
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:24,439
Well, I guess this room's
in good hands.
867
00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:26,635
Yeah.
I should get going.
868
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:28,507
Oh... okay.
869
00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:29,996
That is a really
nice outfit.
870
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:30,540
That is a really
nice outfit.
871
00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:34,151
[ Man coughing ]
Ride home.
Ride home.
872
00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:38,245
Do you want a ride home ?
No, I have some stuff
to do at the school theater.
873
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,619
There's a school theater ?
Since when ?
874
00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:44,659
I mean, uh... that's cool.
I don't mind.
875
00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:47,485
Okay.
Yeah.
876
00:48:47,491 --> 00:48:50,431
I'll meet you downstairs
in 15 minutes ?
Fifteen minutes.
877
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:53,558
Okay.
Okay.
878
00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:56,404
The theater.
That's perfect.
879
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,400
Yeah, right.
Look, nobody
better see me there.
880
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:13,550
So... are you in a play
or something ?
881
00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:17,421
Me ? No.
I'm not much of a thespian.
882
00:49:17,421 --> 00:49:19,561
[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, well, I hope not.
883
00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:22,727
I'd be wasting my time
if you're only into chicks.
884
00:49:22,726 --> 00:49:24,696
[ Laughs ]
885
00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:27,495
So do you like plays ?
886
00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:29,998
Oh, yeah.
We got this one--
887
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,170
oh, yeah.
We got this one--
888
00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:34,737
it's a power 41 q.B. Follow.
I fake it off to the halfback.
889
00:49:34,738 --> 00:49:38,138
Then I crush skullsup the middle.
890
00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:43,212
I meant stage plays.
Yeah.
I was just joking.
891
00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:45,624
[ Laughs ]
892
00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:52,593
[ Whispering ]
Man, where have you been ?
I'm dying over here.
893
00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,430
Will you
help me out ?
Shh.
894
00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,725
[ Maggie ]Hey, Chris.
Yeah ?
895
00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:59,197
Let me ask you
something.
Okay.
896
00:49:59,196 --> 00:49:59,996
Why are you
so interested in me ?
897
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,030
Why are you
so interested in me ?
898
00:50:01,031 --> 00:50:05,301
We don't really make sense
as a couple, do we ?
899
00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:09,212
Well, uh-- yeah, well, uh--
900
00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:12,406
[ whispering ]
Sometimes the best things
in life don't make sense.
901
00:50:12,409 --> 00:50:15,479
Sometimes the best things
in life don't make sense.
902
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,084
Like rainbows.
903
00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:20,222
Like rainbows.
904
00:50:20,217 --> 00:50:22,147
And flowers
that bloom in winter.
905
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,020
Flowers blooming
in the winter.
906
00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:30,001
Besides,
I think you could help me
to be a better person.
907
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,100
Besides,
I think you could help me
to be a better person.
908
00:50:31,095 --> 00:50:34,395
[ Chris ]Besides, uh, uh--
909
00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:39,468
uh--
I mean, um...
910
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:42,010
I think you could help me
be a better person.
911
00:50:42,006 --> 00:50:43,736
You know ?
How do you mean ?
912
00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:45,981
Well, uh--
913
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:49,976
um--
like be grateful
for what I have.
914
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:53,020
Like be thankful
for what I have.
915
00:50:53,017 --> 00:50:55,717
Sh-show some gratitude.
Show 'em some attitude !
916
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,519
Gratitude.
[ Sounds out "g" sound ]
917
00:50:57,521 --> 00:51:00,001
Gratitude.
[ Sounds out "g" sound ]
918
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,190
Gratitude.
[ Sounds out "g" sound ]
919
00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:13,536
- Wow, she's really beautiful.
- You're really beautiful.
920
00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:18,109
What'd you say ?
921
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:23,481
Did you say
that I look beautiful ?
922
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,380
Uh... yeah.
923
00:51:25,382 --> 00:51:29,552
Uh... just like
a little flower.
924
00:51:29,553 --> 00:51:30,003
Mmm.
925
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,720
Mmm.
926
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:35,332
Hasn't anyone ever told you
you're beautiful ?
927
00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:38,226
Hasn't anyone ever told you
that you're beautiful ?
928
00:51:39,396 --> 00:51:42,096
In a very different way
than anyone else.
929
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,739
In a very different way
than anyone else.
930
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,266
You know, I should be
pissed at you.
931
00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:22,108
- You should be pissed at me ?
- For making me fall for Chris.
932
00:52:22,106 --> 00:52:24,506
He's great.
933
00:52:24,508 --> 00:52:27,578
He tries to put on
this big jerky act.
934
00:52:27,578 --> 00:52:29,998
Then he has these
amazing moments.
935
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,650
Then he has these
amazing moments.
936
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:34,748
- So he's okay ?
- Yeah, he's okay.
937
00:52:36,387 --> 00:52:40,157
You know,
I can remember summer nights
when I was younger,
938
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:45,697
just lying in bed
and listening to your father
play the accordion for your mom.
939
00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:49,466
♪ [ Playing ]
940
00:52:49,466 --> 00:52:52,496
"Melt with you."
It was her favorite.
941
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:55,573
♪ [ Continues ]
942
00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:59,442
I can remember
feeling so safe and happy
listening to that song.
943
00:52:59,443 --> 00:53:00,003
♪ [ Continues ]
944
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,680
♪ [ Continues ]
945
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:04,749
Just wondering
if one day someone would
be that good to me.
946
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:08,488
He used to say he played
every note just for her.
947
00:53:08,485 --> 00:53:12,055
♪ [ Continues ]
This feels so strange.
948
00:53:12,056 --> 00:53:16,426
You know, me and Chris,
you and Ashley.
949
00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:21,267
- ♪ [ Continues ]
- It's almost like
somebody messed with fate.
950
00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:28,465
I'm gonna call it a night.
951
00:53:32,609 --> 00:53:35,279
Hey, Ryan.
952
00:53:35,279 --> 00:53:37,549
He'd be proud of you,
you know--
953
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:40,448
your father.
954
00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:43,021
Yeah.
955
00:53:48,192 --> 00:53:50,992
[ Floyd ]
You guys want to check out
my prom date finalists ?
956
00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:53,664
Taylor
and cinnamon.
957
00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:55,474
Whoa.
Hookers ?
958
00:53:55,466 --> 00:53:58,636
Escorts.
Their people tell me
they're interested.
959
00:53:58,635 --> 00:53:59,995
You talked
to their pimp ?
We prefer "broker."
960
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,240
You talked
to their pimp ?
We prefer "broker."
961
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,308
Floyd, you can't bring
hookers to the prom.
962
00:54:04,308 --> 00:54:07,678
No way, dude.
I guess not.
963
00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:12,248
Bet you Virgil Doolittle
went stag anyways.
I'm sure he did.
964
00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:16,124
[ Wheels screeching ]
965
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:21,160
I just had my legs waxed.
Oh, and look. It's new.
966
00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:24,699
Do you like it ?
'Cause I can take it out.
967
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,995
It works.
968
00:54:26,997 --> 00:54:29,567
[ Gasps,
tires screeching ]
969
00:54:29,566 --> 00:54:29,996
Sorry.
970
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,040
Sorry.
971
00:54:34,404 --> 00:54:38,284
Oh, my God ! Oh, my God !
Look at those freaks.
They're staring at me.
972
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:41,105
What ?
Go !
[ Floyd ]hey !
973
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,311
Drive, Brian.
Please ?
Fine.
974
00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:46,148
What the hell
was that ?
975
00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:48,220
Maybe
he didn't see us.
976
00:54:49,486 --> 00:54:52,256
Ryan.
Hey, Ryan.
977
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:54,156
[ Girl ]
Hey, Ashley.
978
00:54:54,158 --> 00:54:56,728
They look good together,
huh ?
You think ?
979
00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:59,997
I'm really excited
about tonight.
980
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,200
I'm really excited
about tonight.
981
00:55:06,103 --> 00:55:10,013
Wow, three moreof those and you walk today...Kind of like me this morning.
982
00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:12,307
Scared of the ball, miss ?
983
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:15,449
I'm sorry, man,
but you know how it is.
Yeah, I guess so.
984
00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:18,315
[ Coach ]
Get back in the box,
you girl !
985
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:21,515
When you quest for greatness,
victims happen.
986
00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:23,248
Here we go.
987
00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:25,493
Get up, you wuss !
988
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:30,004
[ Students chattering ]
989
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,600
[ Students chattering ]
990
00:55:31,595 --> 00:55:36,225
So... what are we
gonna do tonight, huh ?
Dude, let's go bowling.
991
00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:38,603
[ Floyd ]
Yeah.
Hey, guys.
992
00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:41,142
[ Guy ]What up ?New school ?
993
00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:44,408
What's up,
ladies ?
Hi, everybody.
994
00:55:44,408 --> 00:55:48,178
- You kickin' with these geeks ?
- Why do you call them geeks ?
995
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:51,618
Hey, is anyone doing anything
tonight ? Because I'm free.
996
00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:54,475
- [ Both laughing ]
- Ashley, come on.
997
00:55:54,484 --> 00:55:57,524
Brian, I saw them waving
at you this morning. Please.
998
00:55:57,521 --> 00:56:00,001
These guys ?
No way.
These guys.
999
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:00,220
These guys ?
No way.
These guys.
1000
00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:03,334
You're with them
right now there, guy.
1001
00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:07,697
Yeah, "with." But we're all
"with" everyone, right ?
1002
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:10,768
[ Harris ]So... anyway...
1003
00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:13,997
Stu, this game this weekdoesn't look that tough.
1004
00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:17,174
[ Ashley ]So, sloane, I thoughtmaybe we could go shopping.
1005
00:56:17,174 --> 00:56:19,314
I'm lookingfor something short.
1006
00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:23,379
All right, look,
you guys said it,
they're geeks.
1007
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:28,291
Actually,geeks doesn't even do it.
1008
00:56:28,285 --> 00:56:29,995
Give me a letter
of the alphabet, Chris.
1009
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,350
Give me a letter
of the alphabet, Chris.
1010
00:56:30,354 --> 00:56:32,024
"J."
1011
00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:34,492
Okay.
Jerks, jokes, jackasses.
1012
00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:36,731
- Try "p."
- Punks, pissants.
1013
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,397
- Peckerheads.
- "F."
1014
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:40,756
No, this is not--
[ Marnie ]freaks.
1015
00:56:40,764 --> 00:56:44,134
- Fools.
- Fungus ?
1016
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:46,744
[ Girls laughing ]
1017
00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:49,107
"D." Dipshits.
1018
00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:51,136
- Douche bags.
- Defectives.
1019
00:56:51,141 --> 00:56:53,511
- Dickheads !
- [ Girls laughing ]
1020
00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:58,120
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
He did not
just say that.
1021
00:56:58,115 --> 00:56:59,615
No way.
1022
00:56:59,616 --> 00:56:59,996
So...
I'll see you tonight then.
1023
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,450
So...
I'll see you tonight then.
1024
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:09,463
Floyd, wait up.
I'm sorry, okay ?
1025
00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:12,159
But I'm this close
to getting her.
That's great.
1026
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:14,702
Floyd--
no, listen, you crossed
the line this time.
1027
00:57:14,698 --> 00:57:17,128
I'm not kidding.
1028
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,670
Ryan,
I know that you're really
into Ashley,
1029
00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:26,413
but maybe at some point
it's just not worth it.
1030
00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:29,999
♪
1031
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:36,750
♪
1032
00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:58,477
[ Waiter ]Ready ?
1033
00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,995
[ Gasping ]
Oh, yes.
Is the sea bass smelly ?
1034
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,580
[ Gasping ]
Oh, yes.
Is the sea bass smelly ?
1035
00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:05,179
- It's a fish.
- [ Stifles groan ]
1036
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:08,452
Hmm, no.
You know what I'll have ?
I will have a house salad...
1037
00:58:08,452 --> 00:58:10,422
With Italian vinaigretteon the side and I'd likea bottle of water,
1038
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:13,120
only if it comes
in one of those pretty
blue bottles, okay ?
1039
00:58:13,123 --> 00:58:16,493
If not, I'll have a pelligrino.If so, not in the bottle.Thanks.
1040
00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:21,295
- And for you, sir ?
- [ High-pitched voice ]
Some ice.
1041
00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:24,068
- Crushed ?
- Definitely.
1042
00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:29,244
Oh--
that's okay.
1043
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:29,999
Here, here.
Let mama rub it.
1044
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,510
Here, here.
Let mama rub it.
1045
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,379
♪
1046
00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:38,619
Good party,
huh, Maggie ?
1047
00:58:38,615 --> 00:58:40,745
Check it out !
Full moon tonight !
1048
00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:44,391
[ Laughing ]
Oh, my God !
Oh, my God !
1049
00:58:44,388 --> 00:58:49,228
- [ Crowing, laughing ]
- [ Laughing ]
1050
00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:52,596
[ Sloane ]Get used to it, girl.
1051
00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:55,596
Sloane,
that outfit is... great.
1052
00:58:55,599 --> 00:58:57,629
[ Giggling ]
I like it too.
1053
00:58:57,634 --> 00:59:00,004
[ Giggling continues ]
[ Laughing ]
1054
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,070
[ Giggling continues ]
[ Laughing ]
1055
00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:07,644
[ Ryan ]Anyone e nope, just us.
1056
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:29,996
Any idea what we could do ?
1057
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,500
Any idea what we could do ?
1058
00:59:43,513 --> 00:59:45,523
I bought some new underwear
today.
1059
00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:49,115
I thought, maybe,i could model themfor you.
1060
00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:51,559
They're mostly thongs.
1061
00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:54,559
Right.
1062
00:59:54,558 --> 00:59:59,458
- I'm gonna take a quick shower.
- Yeah, sure, I'll--
1063
00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:00,003
i-I'll just wait.
1064
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,370
I-I'll just wait.
1065
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:13,341
Maybe you could join me.
1066
01:00:21,184 --> 01:00:24,054
[ Gasping, falls to floor ]
1067
01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:28,994
[ Water running ]
1068
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,740
[ Screams ]
[ Screams ]
1069
01:00:38,735 --> 01:00:41,065
Oh, my God !
Get out of here !
What did you see ?
1070
01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:43,211
Nothing ! You said
I could join you.
1071
01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:46,076
- I wasn't serious ! Get out !
- Okay !
1072
01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:56,590
Now then,
where were we ?
1073
01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:59,996
♪
1074
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,660
♪
1075
01:01:05,529 --> 01:01:09,199
Damn !What happened to your feet ?
1076
01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:11,399
It's just a rash.
1077
01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:16,473
[ Ingrid bergman ]It's a crazy world.Anything can happen.
1078
01:01:16,473 --> 01:01:19,513
If you shouldn't get away--
1079
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:25,219
I mean, if, if something
should keep us apart,
1080
01:01:25,215 --> 01:01:29,515
wherever they put youand wherever I'll be,i want you to know it.
1081
01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:37,189
[ Explosion ]Kiss me.
1082
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:40,134
Kiss me as ifit were the last time.
1083
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,709
I wonder if Maggie and Chris
have done it yet.
1084
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:56,048
Could we not talk
about her ?
If they haven't, they will.
1085
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:59,996
[ Unwrapping condom ]And then Chris will dump herlike all the others.
1086
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,550
[ Unwrapping condom ]And then Chris will dump herlike all the others.
1087
01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:05,363
You know, we could do this
some other time...
1088
01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:08,055
Maybe when you're more up to it.
1089
01:02:18,034 --> 01:02:21,374
Casablanca.
It works.
1090
01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,971
Guys...
What's up ?
Take me there.
1091
01:02:23,974 --> 01:02:26,644
Hey, Chris,
you got a second ?
Oh, uh, no.
1092
01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:29,753
I gotta go meet Carter
for some quality time.
1093
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:29,996
Oh.
How's she doing ?
1094
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,250
Oh.
How's she doing ?
1095
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,679
Well, she's getting there.
1096
01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:37,554
What's that supposed
to mean ?
1097
01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:41,094
You did good, Brian,
but I got it from here.
1098
01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:45,199
Don't worry, Brian.
He'll treat her right.
1099
01:03:04,981 --> 01:03:09,451
♪
1100
01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:13,322
So what do you think ?
For the grade school.
1101
01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:17,233
[ Sighs ]
Can I help ?
Nah.
1102
01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:20,627
Where's Maggie ?
I thought you knew
each other's every move.
1103
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,670
So did I.
1104
01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:27,496
Hmm. You want to play
with the puppets ?
Not a chance.
1105
01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:29,995
[ Sighs ]
You can change your mind.
1106
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,240
[ Sighs ]
You can change your mind.
1107
01:03:31,241 --> 01:03:33,611
That's okay.
[ Chuckles ]
1108
01:03:39,616 --> 01:03:41,716
Hey, ash, can we talk
for a second ? I got--
1109
01:03:41,718 --> 01:03:44,318
mmm.
Thank you.
1110
01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:48,062
Excuse me.
1111
01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:50,628
This cake...
Was terrible.
1112
01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:55,172
You didn't like it ?
Oh, it was terrible.
1113
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:57,665
Oh, I'm so sorry, Ashley.
1114
01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,997
Do I know you ?
We go to school together.
I'm Miranda.
1115
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,470
Do I know you ?
We go to school together.
I'm Miranda.
1116
01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:05,041
[ Chuckles ]
Good. Can you get me
your manager ? Thanks.
1117
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:09,751
I'll just, uh,pay for it myself.[ Chuckles ]
1118
01:04:09,746 --> 01:04:11,746
Loser.
[ Laughs ]
1119
01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:15,088
What makes her a loser ?
Nothing.
She just is a loser.
1120
01:04:15,085 --> 01:04:18,615
Oh, then what would
make her a winner ?
Hello ? Nothing.
1121
01:04:18,621 --> 01:04:21,221
Okay, a tiger can't
just change his spots.
1122
01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:24,334
All right ?I mean, just be gladthat you're a winner...
1123
01:04:24,327 --> 01:04:28,097
Like me.
[ Laughs ]
1124
01:04:30,767 --> 01:04:33,067
[ Loudly ]
What ? What ?
1125
01:04:33,069 --> 01:04:35,409
She is a fatty, round
little waitress, okay ?
1126
01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:39,505
- You tell me what could
make her become a winner ?
- Okay, I'll tell you how.
1127
01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:41,609
- Tell me.
- I will.
- Tell me.
1128
01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,011
I will, if you'd stop
your petty, little,
self-important whining...
1129
01:04:44,013 --> 01:04:46,153
For just one second.
1130
01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:49,549
You know what ?
I can't do this anymore.
1131
01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:53,992
Is this because of the cake ?
Because I didn't like the cake ?
1132
01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:56,690
You know what ?
I-I'm sorry.
I loved the cake.
1133
01:04:56,693 --> 01:05:00,003
Everyone, I loved the cake.
Could you try the cake ?
No, it's not the cake.
1134
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,060
Everyone, I loved the cake.
Could you try the cake ?
No, it's not the cake.
1135
01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:04,434
It's not the cake, Ashley.
Then I don't understand
what you're so upset about.
1136
01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:07,574
I know you don't,
and that's the goddamn of it,
is that you really don't know.
1137
01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:10,140
But then you said so
yourself:
1138
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:13,110
"A tiger
can't change his spots."
1139
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:19,375
Brian... I'm scared.
1140
01:05:19,382 --> 01:05:22,392
Yeah, look,
here's five for the cake.
1141
01:05:22,385 --> 01:05:24,515
Five to buy a clue.
This is over.
1142
01:05:24,521 --> 01:05:26,761
Brian.
Brian.
1143
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:29,996
I love you, Brian Ryan !
[ Mimicking ]
"I love you."
1144
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:30,730
I love you, Brian Ryan !
[ Mimicking ]
"I love you."
1145
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:38,374
So, when's the wedding ?
Yeah, you picked out
your dress yet ?
1146
01:05:38,368 --> 01:05:41,498
Shit.
You fags be ready
come prom night...
1147
01:05:41,504 --> 01:05:43,444
For the Chris Campbell
nail-and-bail.
1148
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,410
[ Chuckling ]
Nice rhyme.
Did you make that up
all by yourself ?
1149
01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:48,680
[ Scoffing ]
[ Scoffing ]
1150
01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,678
I'll catch you guys
later, okay ?
1151
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,350
Yeah, all right.
Right on.
1152
01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:55,389
So--
1153
01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:59,115
so, how does this work anyway ?
The old nail-and-bail ?
1154
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:00,002
Like you don't know ?
I saw grant this morning,
blubbering like a whale.
1155
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,330
Like you don't know ?
I saw grant this morning,
blubbering like a whale.
1156
01:06:03,326 --> 01:06:05,596
So ?
So, you didn't try
to sleep with her ?
1157
01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:08,425
It wasn't like that.
You see,
it is like that.
1158
01:06:08,431 --> 01:06:13,441
No, it isn't, because you
never cared about Maggie.
Neither did you.
1159
01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:15,166
I cared about her.
1160
01:06:15,171 --> 01:06:20,211
Don't look so surprised.
Nail-and-bail has crushed
greater chicks than Carter.
1161
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:24,380
There is not a chance
in hell Maggie sleeps with you.
She's better than that !
1162
01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:27,320
Maybe she used to be,
but then you stepped in
and changed all that.
1163
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,997
- Didn't you, Brian ?
- It is Ryan ! It's not Brian !
1164
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:30,620
- Didn't you, Brian ?
- It is Ryan ! It's not Brian !
1165
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:34,060
It doesn't really matter,
does it ?
1166
01:06:38,561 --> 01:06:41,261
[ Coach ]
Get in that box now,
sue Ann !
1167
01:06:41,264 --> 01:06:44,604
Have you seen Maggie ?
I'm not talking to you,
Jack hole !
1168
01:06:46,269 --> 01:06:49,339
[ Ball hits backstop ]
Well, well, well,
what have we got here ?
1169
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,309
Someone trying out
some pants ?
1170
01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:54,577
Listen, you can be pissed
at me if you want to,
that's fine.
1171
01:06:54,577 --> 01:06:57,107
I deserve it.
1172
01:06:57,113 --> 01:07:00,003
[ Ball hits backstop ]
Just tell me
if you've seen her.
1173
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:00,280
[ Ball hits backstop ]
Just tell me
if you've seen her.
1174
01:07:00,283 --> 01:07:03,153
Not since you scared her off,bird-dogging for sniff.
1175
01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:06,292
What is this,
some ladies' afternoon tea ?
1176
01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:14,700
- [ Groaning ]
- Walk it off.
1177
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:18,967
[ Groans, louder ]
1178
01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:23,040
What are you guys doing
at my house ?
1179
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:26,309
What happened
between you and Ashley ?
Is there someone else ?
1180
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:28,209
Was it the hair
on her back ?
1181
01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:30,001
'Cause she is
getting that removed.
Uh, that hair.
1182
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,520
'Cause she is
getting that removed.
Uh, that hair.
1183
01:07:32,515 --> 01:07:35,285
Isn't there anything
that she can do ?
1184
01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:40,015
Look, short of
camping on my lawn
and begging profusely, no.
1185
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:44,034
[ Sighs ]
1186
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,540
I cut out today
and bought it.
1187
01:08:26,536 --> 01:08:29,266
For prom.
1188
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:30,002
What do you think ?
Yeah ?
I think it's great.
1189
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,540
What do you think ?
Yeah ?
I think it's great.
1190
01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:36,482
I mean, it's... perfect.
1191
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:39,449
Do you think Chris
will like it ?
1192
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,679
You know--
1193
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,663
are you sure about him ?
1194
01:08:45,655 --> 01:08:47,685
I mean,
are you really sure ?
1195
01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:51,390
What are you
talking about ?
Chris.
1196
01:08:53,062 --> 01:08:57,332
I wanted Ashley grant.
So ?
1197
01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,473
So I told him
what to say to you.
1198
01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:04,671
The e-mails,
the nursing home,
1199
01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:08,314
and he helped me outwith Ashley.
1200
01:09:12,181 --> 01:09:14,181
I'm sorry, Maggie.
1201
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:18,249
I don't believe you.
1202
01:09:18,254 --> 01:09:22,364
Look, when you're alone
with him, face-to-face,
1203
01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:26,058
does he ever say anything clever
or funny or even sincere ?
1204
01:09:26,062 --> 01:09:30,002
He's shy.
No, he's not shy, Maggie,he's a dumb ass.
1205
01:09:32,068 --> 01:09:35,608
In the theater,
I said you were beautiful.
Me !
1206
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:39,335
I meant it...
1207
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:43,012
Because...
I have feelings for you.
1208
01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:47,154
You're really pathetic,
do you know that ?
1209
01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:49,220
Maggie, I--
no.
1210
01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:52,688
I'm sorry if things
didn't work out for you,
but do you think...
1211
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:56,229
You could just tear me and Chris
down because Ashley grant
broke up with you ?
1212
01:09:56,225 --> 01:09:59,725
Maggie, listen, I--
no, because honestly...
1213
01:09:59,729 --> 01:09:59,999
I don't even see that guy you
used to be anymore, Ryan.
1214
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,370
I don't even see that guy you
used to be anymore, Ryan.
1215
01:10:05,568 --> 01:10:08,398
I see a liar.
1216
01:10:09,672 --> 01:10:12,012
[ Sniffling ]
Brian.
1217
01:10:25,488 --> 01:10:27,758
[ Ashley crying ]
1218
01:10:27,757 --> 01:10:29,587
If you run your mascara,
it's gonna look really bad.
1219
01:10:29,592 --> 01:10:30,002
[ Continues crying ]
1220
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:34,260
[ Continues crying ]
1221
01:10:39,102 --> 01:10:44,042
Would one of you whores
please give me a tissue ?
1222
01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:50,176
[ Boys laughing ]Oh, you can see her--oh, it's a twosome.
1223
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:52,479
They're gonna get it on.Oh, it's a threesome.
1224
01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:56,522
Hey, did you guys hear
the theme for the prom ?
1225
01:10:56,519 --> 01:10:59,999
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
"Titanic dreams."
1226
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:00,160
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
"Titanic dreams."
1227
01:11:00,156 --> 01:11:03,186
What ? Those people died !
1228
01:11:04,293 --> 01:11:07,333
True.
But they have
become legends.
1229
01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:10,700
Yeah.
[ Cosmo ] like your idol,Virgil Doolittle.
1230
01:11:21,511 --> 01:11:25,251
[ Ashley ]Take me to the prom !
1231
01:11:25,248 --> 01:11:29,188
Take me to the prom !
1232
01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:39,701
Please,
take me to the prom !
1233
01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:42,265
Fine, just go home.
1234
01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:46,435
Okay. Thank you.
1235
01:11:46,435 --> 01:11:51,035
[ Chris ]I want everything tonightto be as beautiful as you look.
1236
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:55,210
Dinner, prom, the hotel.
1237
01:11:56,579 --> 01:11:58,549
[ Stu cooing ]
1238
01:11:58,548 --> 01:11:59,998
Aren't puppies cute ?
[ All laughing ]
1239
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,590
Aren't puppies cute ?
[ All laughing ]
1240
01:12:02,585 --> 01:12:04,585
Get out of here, man.
1241
01:12:04,587 --> 01:12:07,317
So, I wonder where ash
went tonight.
1242
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:10,293
- Is she not going to prom ?
- She's going with Brian.
1243
01:12:10,293 --> 01:12:13,363
[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, she was crawling
on her knees for him.
1244
01:12:13,362 --> 01:12:15,302
[ Laughing ][ Marnie ]can you blame her though ?
1245
01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:18,028
Brian rocks.
[ Chris ]give me a break.
1246
01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:21,144
He's a geek.
Tell 'em, Maggie.
1247
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,997
I heard
he plays the accordion.
1248
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,550
I heard
he plays the accordion.
1249
01:12:30,546 --> 01:12:34,516
[ All laughing ]
1250
01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:37,217
To prom !
To prom !
1251
01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:40,260
[ Kids whooping ]
1252
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:56,069
[ Floyd ]Go, go, go, go.
1253
01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:58,472
[ Cosmo ]Hey, watch the threads.Ouch.
1254
01:13:01,277 --> 01:13:03,507
I can't believe
we don't have dates.
1255
01:13:03,512 --> 01:13:06,552
I do.
You've got a date ?
1256
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:09,389
Well, you don't know her.
She's recently divorced.
1257
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,220
Okay.
1258
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,993
What ?
Sure, cosmo.
1259
01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:20,503
[ Honking horn ]
Hello ?
1260
01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:23,096
Where are you ?
1261
01:13:23,099 --> 01:13:25,169
[ Honking horn ]
1262
01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:29,997
♪
1263
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,240
♪
1264
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:36,010
♪ yes, you don't look the same ♪
1265
01:13:36,012 --> 01:13:39,582
♪ the way you did before ♪
1266
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:46,290
♪ hey, I think yougot a pretty face ♪
1267
01:13:46,289 --> 01:13:49,759
♪ but the rest of youis out of place ♪
1268
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:55,499
♪ you looked all right before ♪
1269
01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:58,398
Ashley, um, would you
sign my yearbook ?
1270
01:13:58,401 --> 01:14:00,001
Twenty bucks.
Cool !
I'll go get my purse.
1271
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,140
Twenty bucks.
Cool !
I'll go get my purse.
1272
01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:04,437
They are so easy.
Let's go have our picture taken
before she gets back. Come on.
1273
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,280
Hey, what's going on,hot stuff ?Hey, nice ass.
1274
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:10,046
Yeah, what's going on.
Hey, ladies,
what's going--
1275
01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,976
hey, chickie,
what's going on ?
1276
01:14:11,981 --> 01:14:15,021
Nice... and--
1277
01:14:15,017 --> 01:14:17,587
[ takes photo ]Thank you.Next couple, please.
1278
01:14:17,586 --> 01:14:20,686
Our turn.
[ Photographer ]you kids next ?
1279
01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:22,560
Great.
1280
01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:27,503
All right.
1281
01:14:27,496 --> 01:14:29,366
What's up, cosmo ?
Good to see you.
Hey, Floyd.
1282
01:14:29,365 --> 01:14:29,995
Daddy !
No, no, no.Hold on.
1283
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,600
Daddy !
No, no, no.Hold on.
1284
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:35,040
No, that's not daddy.
Remember, we talked about it ?
1285
01:14:35,037 --> 01:14:37,637
That's mommy's date.
Okay ? All right.
1286
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,240
Floyd,
this is my date.
1287
01:14:40,242 --> 01:14:44,352
I'm Floyd.
You have a nice rack.
Well, thank you.
1288
01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:48,445
[ Photographer ]
Nice. Thank you.
1289
01:14:49,618 --> 01:14:52,088
Hurt yourself ?
No, sorry.
1290
01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:55,358
Buns of steel, partner.
Buns of steel.
1291
01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,656
Looking good.
1292
01:14:59,762 --> 01:15:00,002
♪
1293
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:07,600
♪
1294
01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:11,173
♪ [ stops,students protesting ]
All right.
1295
01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:13,513
[ Students booing,heckling ]
1296
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,479
People, listen up !
1297
01:15:15,478 --> 01:15:20,048
In a few minutes,
we will be announcing
the prom king and queen.
1298
01:15:20,049 --> 01:15:23,349
[ Continue heckling ]
1299
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:28,422
I guess there will be no king
and queen of the prom this year.
1300
01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:30,004
[ Cheering ]
1301
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,360
[ Cheering ]
1302
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:36,102
[ Cheering continues ]
1303
01:15:36,098 --> 01:15:38,728
I'm gonna go
check my makeup.
1304
01:15:38,734 --> 01:15:40,574
I'll be right back.
1305
01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:44,009
That's great.
See if you can find your face
in there, okay ?
1306
01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:47,436
♪
don't be a shit
to your date, Ryan.
1307
01:15:47,443 --> 01:15:52,283
[ Woman ]♪ rolling back the years ♪
1308
01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:55,021
Come on,
let's dance.
Mom, come on.
1309
01:15:55,017 --> 01:15:59,617
♪ [ Continues ]
Shut up and dance
with your mother.
1310
01:15:59,622 --> 01:16:00,002
You know,
it's getting late.
You're getting old.
1311
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,260
You know,
it's getting late.
You're getting old.
1312
01:16:03,259 --> 01:16:06,329
It's early yet.
Is it ?
1313
01:16:06,328 --> 01:16:08,998
Just a little
fatherly advice, kiddo.
1314
01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:12,198
It's later
than you think.
1315
01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:20,281
♪
1316
01:16:34,356 --> 01:16:39,426
♪
1317
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:42,258
Gentlemen,
the hour is nigh.
1318
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:44,134
Okay.
What's "nigh" ?
1319
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:47,443
I don't know,
but I gotta go find my date.
Okay.
1320
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:54,006
♪
1321
01:16:54,009 --> 01:16:56,479
No, no, no.Let's go over here.
1322
01:16:56,479 --> 01:16:58,549
I thought we
were gonna dance.
We are, we are.
1323
01:16:58,547 --> 01:16:59,997
No, we're definitely
gonna dance.
[ Groans ]
1324
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,450
No, we're definitely
gonna dance.
[ Groans ]
1325
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:09,560
♪
1326
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:25,170
♪
1327
01:17:25,174 --> 01:17:29,584
♪ [ continues, muffled ]
1328
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:38,050
♪
1329
01:17:38,053 --> 01:17:43,993
♪ [ stops ]
[ Students protesting ]
Put the music back on, man !
1330
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:48,103
[ Protesting continues ]
1331
01:17:48,097 --> 01:17:50,197
[ Heckler ]What is wrong with you ?
1332
01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:53,139
This is bogus !
1333
01:17:53,135 --> 01:17:55,595
[ Heckler ]This sucks !
1334
01:17:55,604 --> 01:17:57,544
All these notes are for you,
Maggie.
1335
01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:00,000
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God.
1336
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:00,610
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God.
1337
01:18:00,609 --> 01:18:03,409
[ Girl ]
We don't care !
1338
01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:05,382
[ Students chattering ]
1339
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:08,981
♪ [ "Melt with you" ]
1340
01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:14,024
♪ [ Continues ]
1341
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:22,103
♪
1342
01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:25,398
♪ [ accordion ]
1343
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,004
♪
1344
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,440
♪
1345
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:35,640
- Shakin' it, man !
- ♪ [ Continues ]
1346
01:18:35,644 --> 01:18:43,724
♪
1347
01:18:47,423 --> 01:18:50,463
See the geek ?
What in the--
1348
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:52,699
woodman !
1349
01:18:52,695 --> 01:18:57,995
I christen thee...
S.S. Titanic.
1350
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,000
[ All screaming ]
1351
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,970
[ All screaming ]
1352
01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:05,672
[ Screaming continues ]
1353
01:19:05,674 --> 01:19:10,154
Woodman !
Get your ass off the stage !
Just get off-- [ Screams ]
1354
01:19:14,316 --> 01:19:16,216
Mayhem.
1355
01:19:16,218 --> 01:19:19,088
[ Girls screaming ]
1356
01:19:20,656 --> 01:19:23,486
[ Man ]Get out of the way !Stop pushing !
1357
01:19:26,128 --> 01:19:28,428
Yeah !
[ Grunts ]
1358
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,000
[ Crowd clamoring ]
[ Chuckling ]
1359
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,170
[ Crowd clamoring ]
[ Chuckling ]
1360
01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:33,636
[ Screaming ]
1361
01:19:33,636 --> 01:19:37,666
[ Water splashing ]
1362
01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:44,209
You guys should go back
to the limo. Women and children
first. I'll meet you there.
1363
01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:47,123
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Splashing ]
1364
01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:48,516
[ Both screaming ]
1365
01:19:48,517 --> 01:19:51,287
Oh, my God.
This is beautiful.
1366
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:54,017
[ All screaming ]
1367
01:19:54,023 --> 01:19:56,493
This is the best prom ever,
man.
Yeah.
1368
01:19:56,492 --> 01:20:00,002
Oh, my God !
My dress !
[ Screaming ]
1369
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,600
Oh, my God !
My dress !
[ Screaming ]
1370
01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:05,426
[ Screaming,splashing continue ]
1371
01:20:07,269 --> 01:20:10,509
[ Screaming ]
1372
01:20:11,573 --> 01:20:14,743
[ Splashing,screaming continue ]
1373
01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:17,513
Brian ! Brian, help me !
1374
01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:21,350
Brian !
1375
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:24,520
- Maggie !
- Help !
1376
01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:28,624
[ Whoops ]
1377
01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:39,341
[ Grunts ]
1378
01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:41,635
What the hell
was that ?
1379
01:20:47,710 --> 01:20:50,310
[ Indistinct ]
1380
01:20:50,312 --> 01:20:56,092
[ Sirens approaching ]
1381
01:20:56,085 --> 01:20:59,415
[ Sirens continue ]
1382
01:20:59,421 --> 01:21:00,001
[ Siren winding down ]
1383
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,490
[ Siren winding down ]
1384
01:21:03,492 --> 01:21:06,702
I'm cold, rose.
I'm so cold.
1385
01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:11,025
I'm sinking.
Rose--
1386
01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:15,143
Jack ! Jack ! Jack !
1387
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:22,510
[ Siren wailing, indistinctradio transmission ]
1388
01:21:26,115 --> 01:21:27,975
[ Indistinctradio transmission ]
1389
01:21:27,983 --> 01:21:30,003
It's mayhem ! It's chaos.
Nobody saw anything.
1390
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,120
It's mayhem ! It's chaos.
Nobody saw anything.
1391
01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:33,621
[ Cop ]You see anything, Matthews ?No, sir.
1392
01:21:33,622 --> 01:21:37,532
I did.
He's the bastard.
1393
01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:40,656
[ Indistinctradio transmission ]
1394
01:21:40,662 --> 01:21:42,562
He planned the whole thing
himself.
1395
01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,574
You fink !
They'll never
take me alive !
1396
01:21:46,368 --> 01:21:48,538
Let's get him !
Never !
1397
01:21:48,537 --> 01:21:51,237
Get down !
Put your hands
behind your back !
1398
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,710
Textbook takedown,
huh, men ?
1399
01:21:53,709 --> 01:21:56,509
Make sure you rough me upin front of the honeys, huh ?
1400
01:21:57,546 --> 01:21:59,996
Hold up, guys.I got this one.
1401
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,680
Hold up, guys.I got this one.
1402
01:22:03,152 --> 01:22:05,152
Thanks, man.
1403
01:22:06,155 --> 01:22:08,155
I heard his father's
in prison.
1404
01:22:08,157 --> 01:22:10,127
I heard he slept
with the school nurse.
1405
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:14,155
He's hot !Oh, he's boiling !
1406
01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:26,412
[ Starts engine ]
Take me to the hotel,
driver.
1407
01:22:26,408 --> 01:22:29,548
[ Groans ]
Somebody's in a hurry
for some lovin'.
1408
01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:39,321
[ Laughing ]
1409
01:22:41,423 --> 01:22:43,693
[ Sighs ]
Chris...
1410
01:22:43,692 --> 01:22:46,202
This night is really
important to me, okay ?
1411
01:22:46,195 --> 01:22:47,725
It's important to me too.
1412
01:22:47,729 --> 01:22:50,569
Um, why don't you
lie on the bed...
1413
01:22:50,566 --> 01:22:53,236
And make yourself
a little more comfortable ?
1414
01:22:53,235 --> 01:22:55,035
Good idea.
1415
01:23:09,117 --> 01:23:14,587
[ Crowd laughing,
chattering ]
1416
01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:17,360
Ooh, this is it !
1417
01:23:19,761 --> 01:23:22,761
On your back, stallion.
1418
01:23:23,765 --> 01:23:26,295
Ash, look,
we got all night,
right ?
1419
01:23:26,301 --> 01:23:28,071
Yes, we do.
1420
01:23:30,072 --> 01:23:32,982
Okay, well--
mmm, okay.
1421
01:23:32,975 --> 01:23:36,345
Why don't you just wait
here, and I'll go get us
some champagne.
1422
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,375
Okay.
All right.
1423
01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:40,380
Forgot something.
1424
01:23:41,416 --> 01:23:43,986
Hurry back.
Okay.
1425
01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:46,690
[ Panting ]
1426
01:23:49,224 --> 01:23:52,234
[ Crowd laughing,chattering ]
1427
01:23:59,668 --> 01:23:59,998
[ Indistinctradio transmission ]
1428
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:05,340
[ Indistinctradio transmission ]
1429
01:24:05,340 --> 01:24:08,510
[ Floyd ]Hey, um, do they have a jailout here in the woods ?
1430
01:24:12,014 --> 01:24:15,384
[ Chris ] Damn, Carter,these knots are pretty tight.
Summer camp.
1431
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:17,654
Oh, God.
1432
01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:23,655
[ Sighs ]
When good girls go bad.
[ Chuckles ]
1433
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:36,144
Hey, uh, this isn't like
one of those games when you...
1434
01:24:36,138 --> 01:24:39,538
You give me
a 30-second head start
and then hunt me down, is it ?
1435
01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:41,711
Don't move.
1436
01:24:46,214 --> 01:24:50,424
Because I'm really slowand not very cunning.
1437
01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:54,019
I'm sure you'd have me
in 45 seconds, tops.
1438
01:24:54,022 --> 01:24:57,692
♪ [ Radio ]
Maggie ?
1439
01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:04,303
Have you seen
Maggie Carter ?
1440
01:25:04,299 --> 01:25:06,669
Who knew
you were such a freak ?
1441
01:25:06,668 --> 01:25:10,008
I'm surprised
you didn't.
1442
01:25:10,005 --> 01:25:12,635
I mean, you knew
so many other things
about me...
1443
01:25:12,641 --> 01:25:14,511
Like my favorite movie.
1444
01:25:14,509 --> 01:25:16,609
Casablanca.
1445
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:19,152
And my favorite book.
1446
01:25:19,147 --> 01:25:22,177
Ni-ni-ni-nine stories.
1447
01:25:22,184 --> 01:25:24,124
[ Giggles ]
1448
01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:28,219
By the way,
which one's your favorite...
1449
01:25:28,223 --> 01:25:30,003
Of the nine stories,
hmm ?
1450
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,060
Of the nine stories,
hmm ?
1451
01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:32,999
The long one ?
1452
01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:36,195
Sorry, Chris.
Wrong answer.
What ?
1453
01:25:37,432 --> 01:25:39,532
Yeah, uh...
1454
01:25:39,534 --> 01:25:42,404
Carter,
you're sort of starting
to creep me out here.
1455
01:25:42,404 --> 01:25:44,274
Shh.
1456
01:25:44,272 --> 01:25:47,442
There's just
one more question.
Okay.
1457
01:25:47,442 --> 01:25:50,182
How's it feel
to be played ?
1458
01:25:50,178 --> 01:25:52,178
[ Loudly ]
What ?
1459
01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:56,722
[ Yelling,
muffled ]
Okay.
1460
01:25:58,053 --> 01:26:00,003
- Smile now, prom date.
- [ Screaming ]
1461
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:00,590
- Smile now, prom date.
- [ Screaming ]
1462
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:06,288
You know, Chris,
there's one thing
you're right about.
1463
01:26:06,294 --> 01:26:10,074
What we do tonight
is probably how we'll
be remembered.
1464
01:26:10,065 --> 01:26:12,095
[ Yelling, muffled ]
1465
01:26:16,071 --> 01:26:18,211
Hey, Maggie.
Hey, guys.
1466
01:26:19,574 --> 01:26:22,684
Is that, um--
Chris.
1467
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:26,208
Yeah.
Tell your friends.
1468
01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:51,205
[ Ashley ]Shh. Don't say a word.Just have me.
1469
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:59,721
Uh, you do know that peoplewill be looking for me and--
1470
01:26:59,715 --> 01:26:59,995
[ hits metal ]
1471
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:03,150
[ Hits metal ]
1472
01:27:07,756 --> 01:27:10,726
This is really all
Virgil Doolittle's
fault.
1473
01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:14,226
Sure,
I want to be a legend
and all, but, hey--
1474
01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:19,129
hey, I was just
joking around,
pulling a prank.
1475
01:27:24,106 --> 01:27:25,966
You should really
think about it--
1476
01:27:25,974 --> 01:27:28,444
your future.
1477
01:27:30,378 --> 01:27:33,548
Yeah. Okay,
I'll do that.
1478
01:27:33,548 --> 01:27:36,018
Thank you.
1479
01:27:37,018 --> 01:27:41,418
[ Car engine starts,departs ]
1480
01:28:01,543 --> 01:28:05,413
[ Ryan ]Maggie.
1481
01:28:09,551 --> 01:28:11,991
Maggie !
1482
01:28:11,987 --> 01:28:14,187
Maggie,
I need to talk to you.
1483
01:28:28,370 --> 01:28:30,000
Lying and cheating
weren't enough ? Now you're
breaking and entering ?
1484
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,440
Lying and cheating
weren't enough ? Now you're
breaking and entering ?
1485
01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:34,209
Ow.
1486
01:28:34,209 --> 01:28:36,479
The prince
ascends my balcony,
1487
01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:40,478
looks deeply into my eyes
and says, "ow."
1488
01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,452
How romantic.
1489
01:28:42,450 --> 01:28:45,190
You didn't let me finish.
1490
01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:48,617
I mean, ow,
that really hurts like hell.
1491
01:28:51,693 --> 01:28:54,133
But not near as bad
as losing you.
1492
01:28:56,731 --> 01:29:00,001
Or knowing that
I can't take it back.
1493
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:00,470
Or knowing that
I can't take it back.
1494
01:29:04,472 --> 01:29:06,712
I wish I could,
Maggie.
1495
01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:10,048
You lied to me, Ryan.
1496
01:29:10,045 --> 01:29:12,405
You steered me right
into that world,
1497
01:29:12,414 --> 01:29:14,524
made me feel
like I belonged.
1498
01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:17,346
You do belong.
1499
01:29:19,287 --> 01:29:22,087
You belong with me.
1500
01:29:23,658 --> 01:29:26,558
You know, talk is cheap,
Ryan.
1501
01:29:26,561 --> 01:29:30,001
And if there's one thing
I've learned from all this,
it's that.
1502
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:30,500
And if there's one thing
I've learned from all this,
it's that.
1503
01:29:32,767 --> 01:29:35,067
If I let you off the hook,
1504
01:29:35,070 --> 01:29:38,140
do you know
how much you owe me ?
1505
01:29:39,007 --> 01:29:41,177
I do.
1506
01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,679
The things I do for you.
1507
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:47,980
[ Sighs ]
1508
01:30:03,598 --> 01:30:11,508
♪
1509
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:16,175
Got your neck back for you,
gilmore.
1510
01:30:16,177 --> 01:30:20,177
♪
1511
01:30:20,181 --> 01:30:24,291
[ Woman ]♪ he's the kind of guywho's always passing by ♪
1512
01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:27,516
♪ who never has timeto spend ♪
1513
01:30:27,522 --> 01:30:30,002
♪ and he'll take you for a spinand want to look within ♪
1514
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:32,190
♪ and he'll take you for a spinand want to look within ♪
1515
01:30:32,193 --> 01:30:35,363
♪ to find out who you are ♪
1516
01:30:35,363 --> 01:30:38,673
♪ and he numbs himselfwith weed ♪
1517
01:30:38,667 --> 01:30:43,437
♪ he's from the coldest breedwho judge by what they see ♪
1518
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:46,138
♪ and I thoughthe was smart enough ♪
1519
01:30:46,141 --> 01:30:49,011
♪ to know that the girlon his arm ♪
1520
01:30:49,010 --> 01:30:51,610
♪ will never calm his storms ♪
1521
01:30:53,248 --> 01:30:56,418
♪ watch outhe'll charm you ♪
1522
01:30:56,418 --> 01:30:58,418
♪ smoother thanthe L.A. weather ♪
1523
01:30:58,420 --> 01:31:00,000
♪ that's how he holds himselftogether ♪
1524
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,560
♪ that's how he holds himselftogether ♪
1525
01:31:00,555 --> 01:31:02,415
♪ he is colderthan the winter ♪
1526
01:31:02,424 --> 01:31:04,594
♪ I wrap my coat aroundto better ♪
1527
01:31:04,592 --> 01:31:08,102
♪ counteract his charm attackthat leaves me hungry ♪
1528
01:31:08,096 --> 01:31:12,426
♪ well, I'm no saviorbut I tried to save you ♪
1529
01:31:12,434 --> 01:31:14,704
♪ with all ♪
1530
01:31:14,703 --> 01:31:16,743
♪ my ♪
1531
01:31:16,738 --> 01:31:20,308
♪ love ♪
1532
01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:22,308
♪ that rage ♪
1533
01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:28,350
♪ and hide inside ♪
1534
01:31:36,157 --> 01:31:40,357
♪ and he has his minionswith no real opinions ♪
1535
01:31:40,362 --> 01:31:44,372
♪ 'cause they all walkon glass ♪
1536
01:31:44,366 --> 01:31:47,096
♪ and your liesbecome the truth ♪
1537
01:31:47,102 --> 01:31:49,202
♪ and give me the proof ♪
1538
01:31:49,204 --> 01:31:52,474
♪ that you really care ♪
1539
01:31:52,474 --> 01:31:56,284
♪ with your gorgeous grinyou have the world sucked in ♪
1540
01:31:56,277 --> 01:31:59,997
♪ believin'in everything you say ♪
1541
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:00,620
♪ believin'in everything you say ♪
1542
01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:05,093
♪ watch outhe'll charm you ♪
1543
01:32:05,086 --> 01:32:07,086
♪ smoother thanthe L.A. weather ♪
1544
01:32:07,088 --> 01:32:09,388
♪ that's howhe holds himself together ♪
1545
01:32:09,391 --> 01:32:11,291
♪ he is colderthan the winter ♪
1546
01:32:11,292 --> 01:32:13,362
♪ I wrap my coat aroundto better ♪
1547
01:32:13,361 --> 01:32:16,461
♪ counteract his charm attackthat leaves me hungry ♪
1548
01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:20,744
♪ well, I'm no saviorbut I tried to save you ♪
1549
01:32:20,735 --> 01:32:23,335
♪ with all ♪
1550
01:32:23,338 --> 01:32:25,268
♪ my ♪
1551
01:32:25,273 --> 01:32:27,483
♪ love ♪
1552
01:32:28,977 --> 01:32:29,997
♪ that rage ♪
1553
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,180
♪ that rage ♪
1554
01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:37,119
♪ and hide inside ♪
1555
01:32:49,431 --> 01:32:51,401
♪ smoother thanthe L.A. weather ♪
1556
01:32:51,399 --> 01:32:53,499
♪ that's howhe holds himself together ♪
1557
01:32:53,501 --> 01:32:55,501
♪ he is colderthan the winter ♪
1558
01:32:55,503 --> 01:32:57,643
♪ I wrap my coat aroundto better ♪
1559
01:32:57,639 --> 01:32:59,999
♪ counteract his charm attackthat leaves me hungry ♪
1560
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:01,080
♪ counteract his charm attackthat leaves me hungry ♪
1561
01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:05,376
♪ well, I'm no saviorbut I tried to save you ♪
1562
01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:09,450
♪ with, ah ♪
1563
01:33:09,451 --> 01:33:13,591
♪ and he stampson every emotion ♪
1564
01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:17,488
♪ and he dampenseach and every explosion ♪
1565
01:33:17,492 --> 01:33:21,602
♪ and he stampson every emotion ♪
1566
01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:25,466
♪ and he dampenseach and every explosion ♪
1567
01:33:25,467 --> 01:33:29,567
♪ and he stampson every emotion ♪
1568
01:33:29,571 --> 01:33:30,001
♪ and he dampenseach and every explosion ♪
1569
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:33,440
♪ and he dampenseach and every explosion ♪
1570
01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:37,481
♪ and he stampson every emotion ♪
1571
01:33:37,479 --> 01:33:42,249
♪ and he dampenseach and every explosion ♪
1572
01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:45,390
♪ stamps on ♪
1573
01:33:45,386 --> 01:33:49,286
♪ every emotion ♪
1574
01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:53,290
♪ and he dampens ♪
1575
01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:57,474
♪ every explosion ♪
1576
01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,995
♪ and he stamps on ♪
1577
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:01,970
♪ and he stamps on ♪
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