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My Beloved Enemy

In the universe there are stars

shining with their own light

and others that are extinguished.

There is matter and antimatter.

We know that the universe is expanding

and we also know at whatspeed.

There is a high prabability that

there are universes parallel ta aurs.

In truth

there are far mare things that we ignore

than things that we know.

Hawever, one thing is certain:

everything has its place in the universe.

Sa don't Iaak under your feet.

The earth you're walking an

is only reflected light.

Itb alla bluff...

No hospital...

Keep calm.

I'm taking you to the hospital.

No hospital...

You need a doctor.

I said: no hospital!

Damn it.

Damn ¡t!

Not even the phone works here, no signal!

How are you?

Okay, we'll find a solution!

Don't worry, okay?

Let's turn back!

Keep calm.

- Where are we? - In my house.

The road was blocked

so I took you home.

But now we'll call the hospital,

perhaps they'II come by helicopter?

In some way.

Put the phone away, don't call anyone!

There's nothing else I can do!

I have to call the hospital!

I said: put the phone away!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

- I'm helping you! - Throw it down!

That's your only chance.

I said: throw it down!

Alright! And now?

Now break ¡t!

But"?

Break ¡t!

- It's broken! - Again!

It's broken, it's broken!

And what do I do now?

Now you do whatl tell you...

Keep still! Don't move.

Listen, I can't do this,

I've never done this before...

What is this?

You should go to a doctor.

There's nothing I can do!

Wait a moment, wait!

We'll disinfect. I found no alcohol.

That's the only alcoholic stuffl have.

- What are you doing? - It's grappa!

Grappa?

In films, they pour in this stuff for disinfection.

What? You've got to swab it first!

This pistol is getting on my nerves!

What shall I do? Swab?

See, grappa would've been better!

Keep calm. I'm here.

Don't worry.

Easy.

I go in with the pincers and look for the...

- No! - What, no?

First you must find the bullet with your finger!

- With my finger? - Let me finish!

Look for it with your finger and when you've found it,

use the pincers to pull it out, got it?

Yes, but are you sure?

Do it, damn!

-Shall I? -Go on!

Drink again...

Good.

I'II drink too...

We shouldn't get excited.

When you've found it with your finger,

you pull it out and then you sew!

Go on! Go on!

Here it ¡s! Shall I?

Go on, go on!

Pull it out.

I'm going in with the pincers!

Wait, wait...

I've got it, I've got it...

Here it ¡s! Here it ¡s!

So help me God...

if I wake up dead or in prison, I'II come and get you!

Understood?

What's all this? I helped you!

Drink. Damn, I helped you...

Mum? You've got to turn the music down!

You can't listen to music so Ioudly all day.

Sooner or later somebody will complain.

Hello darling.

Hi.

You know what happened to me last night?

What's supposed to have happened?

Nothing ever happens to you...

My car got stolen!

Today is Thursday, you have to go shopping.

Pietro is coming tonight.

We are twenty people in this family.

Nobody works but me!

Ido the cooking and I should also do the shopping?

In any case, my architecture has remained

true ta itself in the course af time.

Da you know what's saving us?

These shared Thursdays!

Aren't we a great family?

Anyway, I'm telling you,

there is a surprise for the girl.

If it's an audition, they won't take her!

Idiot!

Children, don't start this!

An audition, where?

Calm down, it's not in New York.

It's a lot closer...

La Fenice in Venice.

Really, Dad?!

They owe me some favours...

In any case, they will call you in a few days.

But which part?

I know it: the servant.

Massimo, enough!

Ifl have to play the servant, I will do ¡t!

There are no small parts, only small artists.

I said we were a great family, didn't I?

Look what beautiful women I've given you!

Given? So to speak...

You, what you've given us

is this beautiful chap who had been missing!

And this old hyena!

He said if he'd wake up in prison or dead,

he will come and get me.

Enzo? You can tell me everything...

Did you drink?

Drink what?

Well, I drank some grappa while...

while I pulled this out of him.

Calibre 38.

He's lucky to still be alive.

And you too.

Where's the problem?

I don't know, maybe...

I should've gone to the police.

To say what?

That you helped a criminal?

At least that he stole my car.

What an ungrateful bastard!

And if he comes looking for me?

Come on, are you joking?

I know how these things work.

He won't come!

Mum!

My darling mother!

Gregorio, my love!

You're as pretty as Marilyn Monroe!

Let me hug you!

Did you have a good trip?

Let me look at you.

Our God is keeping you well!

Thanks to your prayers...

So you didn't come for Christm as?

No. I'm sorry, Mum,

I couldn't leave our orphans alone.

25 years aga, ta discover

an extrasalar planet meant

ta discover life...

beyond life!

Other forms, other passibilities.

Remember, Enzo, when we were looking for Martians?

Enzo, where are you?

Where's Enzo?

By the way, where is he?

Probably in the warmth.

He knows the story...

God flying an UFO!

Everything seemed possible.

Except getting ones' hair cut!

Pity that I came later...

You could hardly look at him!

And I thank our great rector

for making it possible for me

to return from California,

if only for a short time.

What a great family!

Enzo is really a lucky chap!

Does that mean you're still single?

You know how it is in America,

you always have to be right on the top.

I married the stars,

it's better for me to stay alone.

You never liked sharing, did you?

That's not true!

We shared this.

0h yes, that's true.

Only, I'm Ieftwith this ring...

when you travel the world,

that's the difference.

You're looking great, Enzo!

You too.

Excuse me! Claudio?

The chairman wants to meet you.

Go on.

He went bananas over your speech.

Look at them...

What a couple!

To be honest...

He doesn't seem like you described him.

Reafly?

But he's still a beautiful man!

That too?

Darling, would you get my shawl please?

I didn't recognise you...

I wanted to thank you for your loan.

What loan?

The car.

I've brought it back.

That's not my car.

I know, yours got burnt.

Let's say, it was a bit difficult...

Understand?

Alright...

I mean...

You're looking good!

At least some satisfaction.

The work we did...

The scar was so-so...

But on the other hand...

I'm not a seamstress.

At least...

Next time I'II make you a zip.

You know why I like you?

You're very discrete,

trustworthy.

And I'm sorry because the bullet

was an accident at work.

Why? What is your work?

You see, Professor.

To make end meets...

Ikill.

And as of today, I'm working for you.

But I assure you, it won't cost you anything.

It's not a question of money.

That'II be the day!

No, it's really not necessary.

Maybe I wasn't clear.

You know, when they say:

one life for another?

Yes, I know.

Do you have an enemy?

Any person

who makes your life impossible.

A relative, a colleague, anyone.

I mean...

Who doesn't have at least one person who...

Exactly: who doesn't?

Everyone has an enemy, Professor.

You just have to find him.

But be sure we will look for him together.

We will look for him.

We will find him.

And then we will kill him.

What do you say?

No...

But...

Who are we going to kill...?

Look, I have many friends,

who are waiting for me, by the way.

My wife's cold, she's waiting for her shawl.

I was happy to do what I could.

Thanks for the car, we're quits.

Thanks.

Professor.

How beautiful you are.

Good night.

I made some pastries.

- I've updated it for you. - Thank you.

But you've got to change the software system

because it's outdated.

I know nothing about that.

It took me over four hours...

Isee...

No breakfast?

I've got a match. I'm late, Dad!

So you're not coming along to the sea?

Perhaps another time!

Good morning.

-I made some pastries. - Good! Listen...

Do you remember, I've got the audition in Venice tomorrow?

I need 500 euros, Dad.

500 euros to go to Venice?

There's the train, the B&B,

lunch, breakfast, dinner...

Breakfast is included in the B&B.

400 euros are enough.

One, two, three... and four...

Enzo, 100 euros are missing.

- Here. - Thanks.

And ifthere's anything left, return it.

Have I told you that you're my favourite dad?

The amount made that clear to me...

Ivana, hurry up! Or we'll miss the train.

- Where are you going? - I'm off too.

But only to Bologna, I'II go to my sister.

- I told you, didn't I? - No.

Did I tell you that I found the car again?

They've repainted it in apple green.

Apple green! What a colour!

But I got it back.

Bye, darling.

Remember, be good.

Mum! I made some pastries!

I'm in a hurry, I've got bridge!

The music is too Ioud!

Take care of ¡t!

Is anybody home?

Hey, Professor!

Good morning, Professor.

WS you?

Did you force open the door?

Come on, Professor!

You have a shitty lock.

You shouldn't break into people's homes.

Besides, you frightened me.

And these?

I caught them for you.

Let's go to the table, it's ready.

Rabbit "my style”, with vegetables from your garden.

How is it?

Not bad.

It's tasty, a bit spicy.

It's good.

And how's it going with your wife?

Fine.

Actually, she's just coming with the whole family.

0h yes? And how's that possible

if she's in Bologna with her sister?

- How come you know this? - Calm down, Professor.

Everything's fine.

We're only starting our work:

your wife is in Bologna with her sister,

your daughter is at the audition, your son at sports.

And your mother is playing bridge.

Explain something to me...

Are you researching us,

- shadowing us? - No.

I'm working for you.

Anyway-u

But let's talk about that extrasolar planet.

Who did discover it in the end?

My partner, my friend, Claudio.

Really? That one?

That one would not even find

some firework at a carnival!

What are you saying?

Well, I helped him in the beginning.

We worked together,

but I stopped and he finished

the research by himself.

0h yes?

And how much research has been discarded due to money?

How would I know?

I bet, if you ask your friend...

What's his name again?

- The magnificent... - Rector!

The magnificent rector, that crook!

He knows exactly how much!

Pardon me, I don't understand...

Why do you have to take care of my problems,

my relationship with the university,

the research, the money?

Professor, I'm not taking care of anything.

I'm only looking for your enemy!

I have no enemies.

Ihave no enemies!

Professor..

So educated, but so naive.

You know everything about the universe, but you know nothing about the world...

Everybody has an enemy. You too.

You only have to find him.

But he often hides

where you least expect him...

Don't Iaak under your feet.

The earth you're walking on

is all a bluff!

It's only reflected light!

Come, continue!

The colours, the shadows,

everything depends on the position of our planet

in relation to the sun.

Just as a certain surface of the earth,

at a certain position,

receives and reflects the photons.

The energy produced by the nuclear fires

follows a complex path...

Professor, pardon me.

We have to talk about my grant.

How's the research going?

I need another few months.

I am happy to give them to you.

I know, but the grant ends in 20 days!

Pardon, already?

Yes.

What shall I do then?

I have to think of my future.

I'II talk with the rector.

I want to finish my research with you.

Enzo, the piece of cake is only small now.

Without candles

and even without plastic spoons!

The others may complain,

but they should at least do something.

They can start eating with their hands!

What does that have to do with my research?

25 years ago you made a discovery!

It's time to find something new!

Are you a researcher?

Then do research!

How did the audition in Venice go?

According to you?

If it had gone well,

all of Bari would know.

Somebody has to tell her.

Confront her with the reality:

if you lack talent, you lack talent.

- You tell her! - No...

- You're living with her, tell her! - No, no, no!

What should I tell her?

Angela should tell her.

Let her mother tell her!

It's terribly hot!

You know, stirring up hopes

really isn't good.

If she's not gifted, she's not gifted.

We're wasting a lot of money.

How much did you give her?

How much did I give her?

2000 euro.

Why are you looking at me like this?

Because it's hot, I'm hot!

Too hot.

We're really wasting too much money on this!

Can't you ring the bell before coming in?

It's my house, excuse me...

Okay. Since we're here:

this is my new boyfriend: Salvatore.

Hello!

We met in Venice.

The audition didn't go well, but it takes patience!

Where's Mum?

Outside.

And Granny?

At bridge.

- And Massimo? - Who cares!

Do you really have nothing to do?

Do you have to be here?

Why don't you go next door?!

See you later, Sir.

Easy.

Here itis!

Why "Rabbit my style"?

How do you cook it?

It's not about how I cook it,

it's about how I caught it...

It thought it had escaped me...

But rabbits never escape me...

He chased me too.

Who? The rabbit?

No, Dad, Salvatore!

I hadn't even noticed

thatl had lost my wallet.

Thenl saw him in the street

calling me by my name.

There were more than 2000 euros in ¡t!

He's not only handsome

but also a perfect gentleman!

"Pretty lady", he said,

"It's not wise to walk around

with such an amount in your wallet."

That's what he said.

How stupid, you should've kept them for you!

I assure you I got my recompense.

It was love at first sight!

Sorry for asking, but...

what's your profession?

Please, let's be on first name basis!

And don't worry, I can look after your daughter very well.

That was not my question...

I wanted to know what your profession is?

He's an estate agent

for foreigners wishing to invest in Italy.

Are you answering for him?

Yes, Dad, it's a niche market

allowing him to travel all over the country.

And do you have many clients?

Mum, please do something!

Do what?

Excuse him! He's always like this at first.

He can't stand anything new.

But in a few days you'll be best friends.

Well, I'II check on the dessert.

- Do you need help? - I'II find everything, thanks!

As if it were his house: he'II find everything!

You're worse than usual!

What are you looking at?

Some people here prefer cats to rabbits.

Hey, Dad.

Can't you sleep?

See how she makes me sweat?

If you're not gone tomorrow morning,

I'II call the police!

0h yes? And what will you tell them?

"Hello, Police, good evening.

I saved the life of a hit man

who killed many people in cold blood.

And where is he now?

He's at my house.

- And where exactly? - In my daughter's bed!

You will tell them that?

Or that I cooked a delicious rabbit for you

which was a bit too spicy...

Salvatore, my lave!

I'm coming, sweethean!

I'm going. Duty calls!

The gravitatianal loss af matter

in the degenerate core

results in a compression wave

so that within a few hours...

the star reaches the peak of its Iuminosity

and dies in consequence.

Hey, Professor!

Professor, she's over!

Very good!

And so...

Well done, Ruffini!

Good.

Wait, I want to listen to something.

The sky was covered with clouds of all sizes.

AII of a sudden it became clear,

it opened a little, and there...

Claudio Petrazzi!

Pardon me, I always wanted to meet

a man with his head in the clouds.

But it's good to see that the Professor

has in fact both feet on the ground.

Pardon me, I haven't introduced myself.

Salvatore.

I'm the boyfriend of Enzo Stefanelli's daughter.

0h, yes.

But please, continue.

- Go on. - Thank you.

He even asks for permission...

Where was I?

What a party, Sir!

Listen, I'm Salvatore,

the boyfriend of Enzo Stefanelli's daughter.

Ah, the great Enzo!

With his head in the clouds!

They're having fun?

He's probably telling him something funny.

-I guess so... - Enzo told me

- that the rector was very cool. - Thank you.

He's always talking well about you.

0h, sorry, by the way:

- may I show you something? - Do you want to sell me something?

No, heaven forbid, maybe later?

Because of your accent I thought...

Come on, no prejudice... Look!

Splendid!

It doesn't take much

to make him laugh...

On the other hand, we are bored,

in keeping with tradition...

we never change.

I met your daughter's boyfriend.

Really an amazing guy.

0h yes?

We could not agree more.

I've decided to take his advice:

I shall buy a house in Sicily!

Good idea!

I'm sure he has many friends there.

So, professors, line up side by side,

just like we agreed.

Palumbo, please stand beside Lo Russo!

Good.

Enzo? Come too!

No, I'm embarrassed.

Come on Enzo, play along with us!

No, I'm embarassed.

Okay. S0, guys"-

now, at my signal

drop down!

As if you had been hit,

as if it were a mass execution.

So: three,

tw o,

one...

Go!

Come, let's see what we made!

Come here.

Come, look at this!

Look.

- Look how you fell, Professor! - I saw ¡t!

Hey, Dad.

- And? Did you like the shooting? - No!

You didn't like it because it was a dress rehearsal.

How much do you take for ajob?

It depends on the target...

Ifl give you 30,000 euros, will you leave or not?

30,000?

30,000, that's little.

40,000?

Let's say 50,000?

Main thing you leave!

More is impossible!

I'd be happy with your house at the sea!

People like me have no pension.

Don't you have a union or something like that?

Why don't you establish one?

Connect to top people, go on strike!

Joke as much as you want, Enzo...

But sooner or later we'll find your enemy.

Darling:

Look at that!

Your daughter is punctual like a Swiss!

Dad, I'm going.

Here I am, sweetheart!

The fact is that you all don't believe in me!

Neither of you thinks that I can be a singer.

But I'm doing my best, I'm learning!

It's the dream of my life!

And you, instead of being there for me

and supporting me, what do you do?

You're discouraging me!

But no, my darling...

it's just that three months in Paris cost a lot!

But an education takes money!

I know, an education is an education,

but it's just that... it costs!

Okay, I got it,

I'II ask Mum...

Asking Mum is like asking Enzo.

No, with Mum, it's different...

How different?

Mum supports me like I support her...

What's that supposed to mean?

What the hell are you doing here?

You're also a thief?

Is it not a bit over the top

for a woman who's been married for 20 years?

It's not your problem...

Why are you sticking your nose in there?

In any case, this Pietro doesn't convince me,

even if he's my girlfriend's father.

What girlfriend? And then

you don't even know him, what makes you think so?

Well, I gathered information...

- He's also on my list - What list?

The list of your enemies.

You have the pistol with you too!

He's even in first place.

Remove him at once! Tear the list up!

Come on, get rid of this list!

Why? Are you friends?

Well, friends...

We have children together,

we meet on a regular basis...

This seems strange to me:

two men who married the same woman.

- It's strange. - Why strange?

You can also see each other...

In second place the thief of the star.

Guess who's in third place?

-I don't know, who? - I want you to tell me!

The rector.

Yes.

I see you're learning.

I tell you something...

On top of the list,

there's already someone...

That's you!

I'm doing you a favour...

Don't waste my time,

a new contract might be coming up.

Ah, you call them contracts?

Murders are contracts?

Do me a real favour:

kill anyone you like

but never come back!

What are you doing here?

As his star sign is Pisces,

he was asking me if Orion...

Astrological stuff!

You can't understand everything.

There's a limit to everything!

Can we talk for five minutes?

Apart from that...

I wonder:

How do you get these contracts?

They call me.

To tell you that you've got a target...

They tell you who the person is,

where to find him, the time?

What do you want to know?

I mean, in all honesty...

I know more or less what people know

from books, films,

documentaries, but...

How do you know?

Look there. Do you see?

Look closely!

There are the rocks,

the sea, two fishermen...

What the hell are you doing?

Are you nuts?

That's how it works.

You're nuts! But really...

I don't know...

Anything else you want to know?

She's got no talent...

This is the result, now imagine before that!

You mean she got better?

That's the result of...

Many many lessons and...

Great! You were really good!

You were very good, darling!

You're the great expert, are you?

What do you mean? We heard...

I made myself ridiculous!

And at the Petruzzelli!

I couldn't control my voice!

It was very controlled. He said that too.

That's true, you were very good!

He's from Naples! Everyone sings there!

Do you know why I screwed up?

Because two dolts were staring at me!

You owe me 1000 euros.

You think this is from Taiwan?

I was never there, I don't know.

Well, darling, what's the problem?

Let's go fifty-fifty.

I said: let's go fifty-fifty!

Okay, let's do something else:

let's go 50-50 and not talk about it anymore!

One,

two, three,

and two makes five.

Enzo, 100 euros are missing!

Ah, I got them at the cash dispenser,

they're still sticking together.

Endearing, isn't she?

She's on your back now!

No, on yours!

0K, we both have her on our backs!

You, because I can't stand her any longer!

Look who's arrived:

the first one on the list!

Hello everyone!

What did you bring?

Hi, Dad.

- My songbird, how are you? - Fine!

How are you?

If he'd only say hello for once!

Do you know each other?

You are the guy with the Honda X Adventure?

And you must be the guy with Porsche Cayenne?

You see how much we have in common?

Motors, houses. I plan them, you sell them.

And a singer?

And what a singer!

And what a singer.

You're talking about Mina, aren't you?

Uncle Greg!

- You made ¡t! - My pretty one!

And at the last minute,

Zicchinio disappears on the right side

and hits a cross

which Falchinio heads into the top corner of the goal!

What excitement!

The whole favela rushes onto the field,

that's all I'm saying.

The ones from the Copacabana then said

that our boys only won

because they were all on drugs.

That's not true!

I detoxed them one after the other!

And all this thanks to you and your friends!

What a beautiful action!

He also teaches them all

to read and write!

Yes, look!

Pardon me!

Would you all listen please?

I wanted to tell you that

there's a reason why

I asked Uncle Greg to be here today...

Perhaps you can guess already?

Or not.

Salvatore and me are getting married!

Sweetie!

Congratulations, congratulations!

That's wonderful, I'm speechless.

There will be a beautiful marriage

inthisfamily atlast!

And then I thought

we could get married in Uncle Greg's

church in San Barbarino.

Darling, it's much too small.

We're such a large family.

And in Brazil, I mean...

Travel, hotels, it would...

It's not in Brazil, but in northern Italy.

Nevertheless, I'II say: calm down,

let's think of a few alternativas.

You've taken a nice burden from us!

Since we're all here,

why don't we push on?

I'm ready to receive all your confessions.

Great idea! That's a great idea!

Fact is, he's different from all the others.

He's kind, caring,

interested, wants to know, is concerned.

And already in the first night, really...

No, okay, I want to say...

But no... For a couple

the physical relationship is important.

Yes, exactly!

And you know what I like best?

That I...

Darling, the concept is clear.

But now

we have to talk about your other sins.

Automatic and sequential transmission.

What a beauty!

You know, it's people like me

and you who are changing Italy.

People who work!

Certainly! There's so much to do...

0h, yes!

As I told you before: for us the Italians are all potential clients!

Perhaps...

Mylove!

It's your turn!

Look... I'm a priest,

but above all I'm the uncle.

So I confess to you that

I feel very much at home in this family.

Anything else?!

- Doesn't he melt your heart? - Who?

Well, who? Salvatore.

A Iamb just before being slaughtered.

Because you don't know him...

Why?

Because...

appearances are deceptive!

Ithink I need a Iawyer...

Mylove!

Now you're a new man!

Sometimes I think we're really Iousy fathers!

That's what we are for sure...

- Good morning. - Good morning.

So...

At the beginning of this year

I was sure that you were a class

full of donkeys.

That's the impression I had.

However, I've changed my mind.

You are now doing very well,

you've made remarkable progress!

Perhaps you're the best class

I've had since I started teaching.

Ruffini, hand back the papers.

You were particularly good, Ruffini.

Thank you.

I'm sorry to disturb you.

I'm Professor Stefanelli's assistant.

So you're the one who's doing everything?

I wanted to say that I also speak English very well.

There he ¡s!

But that's“?

Do you want to know more or not?

Sure!

So keep quiet and wait!

But till now all I've seen is a clam with a bow tie entering...

Shut it.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Why did you leave Pietro?

Because I fell in love with Enzo.

Not that I'd have anything against it...

I try to do my best,

but it's not easy.

What the hell are you doing?

What I'm doing? Come...

Look at that window.

That's where the money for your research goes!

What a disgrace...

How's that possible?

Should I kill this bastard?

No...

Forget it, what do you want to do?

People are murdered for much Iess..

Enzo, I had fun with you,

I have to admit.

And I thought you too with me.

Fact is, now...

you have to get used to my absence.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

You're leaving?

I've got work to do.

But I'II be back in two weeks.

And I expect that you will have found

your enemy till then!

Is that a joint?

- Is that a joint? - You want one too?

No, I don't even smoke cigarettes.

Good, those are harmful.

You're smoking a joint with the pistol beside you...

Take a puff.

Isaid no!

Then don't!

If you don't want to smoke, then don't!

How are you holding it?

How do I know? They told me like this.

Or maybe like this...

It's better this way.

Why do you hold the joint like this?

You have to hold it normally.

There, free!

Look at that piece of shit there!

He didn't have any money for me,

he didn't release the funds,

but he's got money for his sluts.

How disgusting!

And the other one, the American who travels back and forth!

The rock star, the Elton John of my balls!

What the hell did you put in this? Napalm?

Do you like it?

What was I saying?

If you don't remember...?!

My mother says if you don't remember it wasn't important.

But since my mother has no idea, it's probably important...

Damn, what was I saying?

The extrasolar planet! He stole it from you!

Yes, Elton John screwed me!

See that I'm right? Listen:

before I leave shall I not visit Claudio Petrazzi?

No, it's my fault after all.

Wait.

Do you mean you're stupid?

Stupid, no.

Are you sure?

Sure, no.

You seem a bit confused.

No, too good, too good.

Who's too good? You?

The joint! I don't understand anything anymore...

Very good! I like you this way!

You're relaxed!

That's how you should be, it's better...

You're making me talk,

you're making me high,

I tell you everything, about my life, but I don't know anything about you!

What do you want to know?

Well, I don't know...

Where are you from, your family...

I saw you run out of the forest, covered in blood,

you got in my way...

No.

That wasn't your way.

That was the way of my target!

"Target"?

Target, subject, that's the same.

Talk Italian, you're from Naples.

You should speak Neapolitan.

Fact is, Professor,

if you're not vigilant in life

and can't see far ahead,

far ahead, Professor,

it can happen that you fall asleep

and talk like an idiot to yourself...

ENEMY?

Granny?

Yes, darling?

Since when have you been living with us?

Since your Granddad died.

You were three years old. Why?

Because I don't like it here...

And where would you like to go?

I don't know...

Into the world!

You could go to Brazil with your uncle?

You could help him in the favelas?

Professor? The rector died!

How did he die?

A heart attack.

At least he didn't suffer.

And now? What do we do with my research?

You'll see, things will be getting better!

Don't worry!

I see you made yourself comfortable?

Did you wait for me?

Do you know that you're a real asshole?

It was me who discovered the planet

and you know ¡t!

Alright, okay...

I want to make it up to you!

How?

Let's swap!

You go to America

and I stay here!

Perhaps in the rector's place?

Somebody has to do ¡t!

He had an unfortunate end.

Really unfortunate!

You also have to be careful...

Very careful!

Enzo, before you come to bed,

take out the rubbish and turn on the burglar alarm!

This is your car.

500 euro far the astraphysics test!

The ten-page text an the planetalagy: 700.

I'm sorry, less is impossible.

The same price for the whole class.

Yes, advance payment. Cash!

No email! Everything on a USB stick.

Yes, that's included in the price.

Of course I'm sure.

Does the name Stefanelli ring a bell?

I've got it in my DNA.

I'II change your DNA!

"Darling, where are you?"

"Dad, please answer!"

And? Anything new?

Nothing! He's not answering!

That's not like him at all!

Massimo's staying with a friend for a few days,

he doesn't want to meet his father!

Why, did they quarrel?

That wasn't quite clear.

So why all this fuss?

The main thing was to know where Massimo is,

we know ¡t!

Enzo is probably

with his sculptures, isn't he?

I think there's something else...

I'm really worried.

You are right to be worried...

Listen, Mum,

why don't you go back to Dad?

What's the matter? What did I say?

You've been Iovers for years!

Pardon me?

Is the priest here?

In the confessional.

It's me...

I've been looking for you everywhere.

I have to talk with you.

My wife's a slut!

I tell you, she doesn't even have imagination!

She cheats on me with her ex-husband.

Find another one at least!

And my daughter's like her mother too!

She can't sing.

Rather, she barks and fleeces me!

And Massimo, my son...

he drags the family through the mud.

I tell you, he drags everyone through the mud!

And then Mum, our mother, honestly...

I'm sorry but

she hates me.

She only likes you! No, not only you:

Everyone! Except me!

I don't know what to do anymore...

Pardon?

Let's leave the confessional!

Who are you?

I'm Don Pino.

And who are you?

I'm Enzo.

I'm Don Gregorio's brother.

Don Gregorio... who?

Well, the priest of this diocese...

There isn't any Don Gregorio here.

The priest is me: Don Pino!

That's impossible? I have the exact address,

I'm sure!

Maybe you have different shifts?

Maybe you never meet?

No, no, I was always here...

Before me, there was Don Fabio Pesce.

But I don't think...

I've never heard of Don Pesce.

Don Gregorio.

My brother is... Perhaps you've seen him?

He's bald, completely bald.

Bald?

Yes, and a little... He has a manner...

He's brilliant, he doesn't look like a priest.

- How do you mean? -I mean

he's special... He's bald!

Have you really not seen him?

You said he was bald? Because...

Now that I think about it...

After Don Pesce's death, before I came,

- someone came... - A kind of an interregnum?

YES, someone came

who pretended to be a priest!

He stole the entire donation box.

Everything! A lot of money!

It was quite a sum.

He stole Don Gigi's relics, including his glasses

and robbed some old ladies from the parish.

We searched for him for a while...

- And didn't find him? - No.

But Providence has sent you...

What do you mean?

We need all the money back that he stole from us.

You said he was your brother...

No, no, I said Brother Gregorio!

Like you would say Sister...

Moon!

Like Saint Francis said.

Earlier you said he was your brother?

No, I said Brother Gregorio!

You also described him very well!

I only said he was bald.

How many bald people are there?

Don Pino, am I correct?

Congratulations on the diocese.

I see that... the people...

"You were right. Where are you?"

"I can't leave. Yau must came here."

"Where ta?"

"Da you like the cold?"

You've chosen a nice place far away.

Beautiful, because it's beautiful...

but far away, very far!

I like it here, a lot of skiing.

- Do you ski? - No, I don't.

But do you see what the husbands are doing?

They go skiing and leave their wives here.

A tactic?!

- Will you have a glass? -Yes, please.

What can I offer you?

What he's drinking.

- A whisky. - Thanks.

Everybody speaks Italian?

They speak all languages of the world here.

So, what are you doing here?

In truth, I didn't know where to go...

I didn't know where to go!

Have you finally found him?

Unfortunately I realized that they're all enemies.

I only have enemies!

In the end a new one has emerged

who wasn't even on your list!

I don't believe ¡t! And who is it?

My brother.

Uncle Greg?

The priest?

But Enzo, we can't do anything here.

Priests and children cannot be killed!

You don't have to kill anyone!

Besides, he's not even a priest,

he's a charlatan!

Someone who steals donations...

Donations in the church.

He stole old ladies,

even stole a Saint's glasses!

Now I understand why my mother

sent me to Spain.

He was accused of theft.

Me too, I believed him to be innocent.

Because I went to get him, I lost the star!

You see, I'm a real fool.

You're not a fool.

In truth, you're a good person.

Which is the same as a fool!

May l'_)

Come, come.

- Nice here! - Do you like it?

Just as well, at this price!

And such a nice view too!

Nice.

What are you looking at?

Do you remember the work I had to do?

Look at this...

300 meters from here a man gets out of his car

with a bodyguard.

I see him, who is he?

MV target.

You've got to let me do my work.

I missed once, I must succeed this time.

There are people to whom I'm accountable.

What's this place?

Tell me where have you taken me?

Enzo, let me work.

Anyway, it was you who came with me!

Listen, you don't kill people like this!

You're a pain in the neck! Be quiet!

What, quiet? You've got to stop this story!

You're an intelligent person,

you're young,

life is in front of you...

That's impossible, Enzo!

Look who's there!

Who's there?

That's my brother!

Why is he there?

There's also Massimo, my son!

- What are you saying? - My son is with him, look!

Why does he take him to such a place?

He's corrupting him, I tell you!

I believe so, in the middle of this clique!

But why are they here?

- You should know it. - Here, Enzo.

What "Here, Enzo"?!

Explain, I don't get ¡t!

I don't see them anymore!

- Wait. - Where did they go?

As my Granny used to say:

we'll kill two birds with one stone here...

There's your enemy...

and my target!

What are you doing?! That's enough!

Father...

The money I'm giving you

for your orphans in Brazil

isn't clean money.

It's fair for you to know that.

Where's it from?

It's dirty, dirty money...

I take it from here, move it to there...

Forgive me!

Don't worry, my son.

Even the thief at Jesus' side was saved.

Okay, where are we?

Uncle, I can do this, trust me!

One thing is to hack the university of Bari

but a bank in the Bahamas is another thing.

You're doing this brilliantly!

But Uncle, aren't we doing anything wrong?

Like what?

He's a thief! A big crook!

We are Robin Hood.

No, you're Robin Hood. I'm Friar Tuck.

We steal from the rich to give to the poor...

---Orphans!

Finished!

See, you're a genius.

My nephew is a genius!

You should be content...

You're a killer.

You killed at least a hundred people, fifty.

One person less, all the better!

How many did you kill? Thirty?

Twenty? Ten?

Less...

Five?

Less!

Three? Two?

Zero.

Zero?

I remember when I was little...

They took me to a field, it was unbelievable,

within an hour there was not a single rabbit left alive.

Ikilledthem all.

It was always like this,

with everything, bottles, animals...

But not with people.

People are something different...

Who are these guys?

Good evening, Salvatore!

Everything okay, cousin?

Everything okay...

- Good evening. - Good evening.

So you're the famous astrologer?

Astrophysicist.

Okay, but...

you will still do our horoscopes, don't you?

That was a joke, we were joking!

Got it...

He really has a head like this?

One can see that you're an intelligent person.

Excuse me, a question:

If one of your students takes an exam

and doesn't pass it,

do you mind?

Yes, a bit.

And if he takes it again?

He comes to the next exam.

And if he fails this too?

Well, he takes it again...

No! Be quiet!

That's not how it works!

He can'tjust come again each time!

Because then the Professor gets fed up with it at some point...

What do these Swiss people eat?

Look! What's this stuff?

What do you want to eat in Switzerland?

An eel perhaps?

You are in Switzerland, you eat Swiss stuff!

I'd be happy with some vegetables,

an Italian friture, simple things.

They bring it to the table and you ask yourself:

where shall I start?

Pardon me for interrupting.

I was wondering:

what's the degree of kinship between you three?

Well, he and I, we're...

Shut up! I'II explain...

It's simple:

He's the son of Aunt Bettina

who married Antonio, a son of Gaetano.

Which Gaetano? You are wrong!

Gaetano's not Antonio's father,

Gaetano is the son from the second marriage

of Aunt Assuntina's son.

What are you saying?

Assuntina had seven children, all of them female!

Where were you then? Not born yet.

Assuntina was from another family.

Sorry if I'm interrupting...

It seems your degree of kinship

is very, very distant,

maybe the fourth, fifth, sixth degree.

Just a little more than a friendship!

I'd like to suggest a concept to you,

or rather, I'II explain it to you:

In the universe

there are stars shining with their own light

and others that are extinguished.

There are matter and antimatter,

as you probably know.

Everything has its place in the universe.

You have a cousin who isn't a cousin,

who can shoot very well

but doesn't want to shoot.

So he's in the wrong place.

I have a brother

who says he's a priest, but isn't one.

But he's in the right place at the right time for you!

For us?

- Sure! - 0h yes?

He duped his whole family,

even as a child.

And they never realized!

He even duped his mother!

His mother? The mother is sacred.

Wait a moment, be quiet!

If he duped his mother, he's really talented!

Extremely talented!

He has many acquaintances in higher circles:

high clerics,

politicians, businessmen,

ship owners, football players.

He knows all their secrets,

especially their bank secrets.

You have an employee who's worth nothing.

Send him away! Fire him!

And take my brother!

And the case is closed!

Do you understand?

Professor, excuse us...

Professor, excuse us...

That's obvious...

But you can follow me, can't you?

To put it very precisely

in a nutshell,

what did you want to tell us?

Everything's arranged!

I fly from Zurich,

lam in Rio de Janeiro in 15 hours.

I withdraw the money from the bank

and distribute it at once.

And what do I do?

Well, what are you going to do?

You return to Apulia.

You go home and do what Uncle Greg

used to do at your age when he disappeared:

you inventa nice story about a girl!

Who might that be?

Who might that be...?

Are you going on a trip?

What are you doing here?

No, what are you doing here?

Shouldn't you be in Brazil

and help the poor in the favelas?

Have footballs signed?

This is a place for the richest people in the world,

what are you doing here?

You don't understand: here you collect the money.

The party last night was to collect money

in the midst of those people?

It didn't look like a charity gala in any case.

I paid a visit to your diocese...

And I met a certain Don Pino,

who told me a little about your exploits...

How you tricked old ladies from the parish...

The money you stole...

The Saint's glasses...

Come on,

the swindling has gone on for long enough, hasn't it?

I was never a real priest, are you happy?

It took you a Iifetime to find that out.

How stupid!

That's how I am!

Who knows, maybe I got this from Mum?

Possible...

I like the easy life.

And with these clothes

you never have to account for anything!

Explain something to me:

why did you drag my son into this?

He's also your nephew, isn't he?

The best partnerl ever had!

Great...

What do you want?

Come on, we're brothers.

Do you want a share? Three percent?

- More?

No...

So what do you want to do?

Report me? Kill me?

No, I wanted to give you the last chance...

0h, you want to give me the last chance?

Come on, that's a joke!

The man ofthe stars!

You don't know what you risked...

No, but I know that I risk missing my train.

See you, by?!

- Who are you? - Simple people.

Down-to-eanh.

Hi Massimo!

You wanted to make off, didn't you?

No, I'm here with Uncle Greg.

Uncle Greg's there! He's leaving without you.

Two friends from Naples came to meet him

and he's going on holidays there.

Dad, I didn't want...

and the money was for the favelas!

For the favelas?

Turn on the computer, go on.

Move on.

Do as Dad says!

Now open Uncle Greg's account.

- Open? - Yes.

- Is that it? - Yes.

My God, what a sum!

Indeed, What a sum!

Now open the account of UNICEF.

And transfer all the money to that account.

Are you sure?

Yes.

. Really everything! - Everything!

You do things properly or not at all.

Go on, go on!

Are you doing the transfer?

Have you transferred it?

Good.

Now open Granny's account.

Granny's, no...

Yes, Granny's account!

Because who likes Granny?!

Open Granny's account!

Sorry, a family affair...

Go on!

Are you opening?

Opened?

Here.

Is that it?

UNICEF?

No, you transfer this to my account!

Now UNICEF's not good enough anymore?

It's Granny's money,

the inheritance, I'm entitled to ¡t!

- Sure! - Or rather, since

my brother's vacationing in Naples,

I take Granny's money.

Are you haPPV?

For God's sake!

You were very stupid, but I forgive you!

My love.

How are you? Where did you go?

Thank you, Salvatore!

Thanks...

No, I've got to thank you...

But listen,

this story that each of us has an enemy,

did you really believe it?

Don't Iaak under your feet.

the earth you're walking an

is only reflected light.

Itb alla bluff!