Original subtitles

During the Years of Wanli of the Ming Dynasty

Those eunuchs got absolute power and lived a luxurious life

The ordinary people looked forward to their lives and castration became common

The supply of castrated person exceeded the demand

Tens of thousands of those castrated became philistine

Lechery became the atmosphere of the society

Tortured Sex Goddess of Ming Dynasty

Look! Double four and six, equals to fourteen. Large!

Ha-ha! Wei Jin-zhong, you lose again

Ha-ha! Let's make it this way

What are you doing?

Help! Honey!

Help!

You wanna stake on again, Wei Jin-zhong?

Yup! Sure I want!

I want to win back my money in one chance

Okay, since your wife is rather good-looking...

I let you to bet one more time. Shake it!

Make up your mind and freeze!

I bet it's small again. I stake on the small side

Look! Two, four and six equals to twelve. Large!

You lose again!

Hey guys, another one have a try

Honey!

No way, let's play one more time. Shake it

Your wife is worth no more now

What is your bet then?

She is worthless!

Okay, I'll be the bet

You! You're worse than her

How about my dick?

Your dick! Yup

I bet my dick

If I lose...

I'll cut my dick off for you to make a soup

If I win...

All the money on the gambling table shall be mine!

Okay! Deal! Shake it!

What will you bet on this time, Wei Jin-zhong?

I stick on the small side

Be small!

Look!

Triple one. Same dots!

It's really small. Triple one, same dots The banker wins!

Hold him!

Take his wife here!

Mr. Guo, please don't... Mr. Guo!

You! Face towards him and cut!

Cut it off!

Where shall we go, darling?

I have no idea

Let's make some money for our journey

But how?

Thanks!

Remind you, two cash is only for watching

While five cash is for fucking

Don't be afraid!

Don't be afraid. You'll feel comfortable soon

Help!

Don't be afraid

Hey! Look!

What's up with her?

Shit!

Damn it!

Everything goes wrong

She's dead

Let's go

Your wife killed herself

But we're burning with lewd desire What can we do?

What can we do?

Pay back...

What? Don't be silly. You can still fuck her, right?

Hurry up!

What the hell!

Hurry up!

But then it becomes fucking the corpse!

Be quick!

She still got temperature... Hurry!

Great Master!

The world is big; the future is in the fog

I'm in extremely bad luck, Great Master

I have no parents and relatives since I was small

Now my wife died and the creditors want to kill me

Please give me some advice, Great Master

Everything has its own cause and effect

Everyone tries to fulfill the desire and follow the destiny

What do you mean?

I give you this beads

Wealth and rank come with cause and effect

In general, whether you'll get a reward or suffer from a retribution depends on you

I hope you look out for yourself

Great Master!

Mr. Qian-sui! We wish you live a long life

Wish you long life!

The geishas from Japan greeted Mr. Qian-sui and Gui-ren!

Wish you live a long life!

I've heard that the conjuration of Japan are ever-changing

The blissful-cruel tortures are varied

I want to broaden my horizons now

Sure!

How come it's he?

Help me please

Great! Great!

Those who submit will bliss, who resist shall suffer torture!

Well, I give you sisters ten thousand taels of gold

And will give a banquet tonight

My dear sister, please stand it a little bit

The pain will pass soon

Still feel very painful?

Let me cure you

Somebody out there!

What're you doing?

Don't kill him. He's just a fake eunuch

Don't raise obstacles. Let him go

You!

Don't be afraid. You and I aren't working for Qian-sui

It seems that you're eager to leave here

There're many Embroidered-Uniform Guards out there. You could hardly leave

Unless I help you

You help me?

Yup. I could help you leaving here

But...

How will you repay me after I help you leaving here?

What's up? Are you guys crazy?

How dare you pretended to be the eunuch

And sneaked into my house to steal those treasures!

No, I didn't... Mr. Qian-sui...

I really didn't do that. I didn't steal the treasures. I didn't...

Look!

All those are found from you

The evidence is obvious. How could you deny it!

Where did you hide Mr. Liu Jin's 'little treasure'?

Pardon? 'Little treasure'?

I'm innocent, Mr. Qian-sui

I'm really innocent

I really don't know what 'little treasure' is

I really don't know...

I think unless I put you to torture, you won't plead guilty

I didn't steal it. Don't put me to torture Please don't

If I use a knife to cut off your flesh one piece by one piece...

Will you plead guilty?

Don't! Don't do that! Please don't do that! Please...

The 'little treasure' once left apart from the lime in the bamboo tube

It will rot in a short time

If you're tactful enough, then plead guilty quickly

So as to avoid the tortures

Why should I steal the 'little treasure'?

Oh, I understand, Mr. Qian-sui

I saw two masked people, who were in black clothes...

Sneaked into the house

It's they to cause me trouble

I did see them

Can it be the Japanese who actually did that?

Well, tie him in here

We'll punish him after we get back the 'little treasure'

Okay!

Let's go!

Who are you actually?

Of course I'm Japanese

But the three generations of my family are born in China

I'm now working for the newly established office of a commanding general

So where did you hide Liu Jin's 'little treasure'?

None of your business!

Well, I just want to tell you

If you don't put it back into the bamboo tube

it�ll soon get rotten and become useless

Where are you planning to go?

I wanna go far away

Let's go to Japan

Japan? Yup!

Stay with me, okay?

Okay

Take this for me

Let's put up the night here

Hai-qi

How come you don't tell me you'll flee with somebody?

We're not going to flee. We're going back to Japan

Oh, no. Do you really want to back Japan with him?

I do mean it

Then I'll kill him first

If you want to break us up

You simply kill me now

Okay, since you're willing to sacrifice yourself for him

I'll let you two off

But let me check it up first

So they've hidden Liu Jin's 'little treasure' inside there

Let him join us, so that he doesn't have to restrain himself so hard

I've discussed with my sister

You two get married after going back to Japan

While I'll continue the task

And I'll stay with you two

I'm kind of marrying you then

Why you treat me so kind?

Maybe we owed you in previous existence

Why should you two steal the 'little treasure'?

Because the Evil Enchantress of Ying-yang Adept...

Needs it to tell the matters of the three lives

What is Ying-yang Adept?

Forget it. It's about something out of this world

Sister?

Sister?

Sister!

Every man for himself and the devil take the hindmost!

Why?

I hope you look out for yourself

Wei Jin-zhong greeted Mr. Qian-sui!

I luckily killed the traitors

How about the 'little treasure'?

Before I hand over the 'little treasure' to you, Mr. Qian-sui...

I have some requests

First, I hand over these two offenders to you

And also the 'little treasure'

This means I've made two achievements

I should have received double commissions

Second, I did break in here accidentally

But regarding the stealing incident

It's just a frame-up by the two

So I want to atone for the sins by good deeds and white off everything

Third, I badly want to be an officer

I hope Mr. Qian-sui could offer me an official post

Okay, I promise you

You quickly surrender the 'little treasure'

It's ready, Mr. Wei

I've had a bath and changed my clothes Mr. Qian-sui

Would you please tell me what my post is?

Wait until you've visited the palace!

Visited the palace? That means I could meet His Majesty!

Since you have regular features and a robust body

I guess His Majesty will be satisfied

May I ask why I should go to the palace?

Sure it is to serve His Majesty

This kind of clothes again!

Help! Please don't! Mr. Qian-sui! Please!

Please! I don't want to be a eunuch!

It's broken! Don't tie me up!

Help! Please don't!

Don't do that to me, Mr. Qian-sui! Please!

Don't! Don't castrate me!

I'm serious! I'll do everything for you

Please don't castrate me, Mr. Qian-sui!

I, Sun Jian-ren, always keep a promise

I sure will fulfill you with what I've promised

Mr. Liu Jin has said that...

A moment's pain...

Can exchange for an everlasting wealth and rank

The exploits of Mr. Liu Jin in those years...

Were unprecedented and leave no successor

His heroic name and powerful image last long

He's a real model for us to learn

Wei Jing-zhong then followed Eunuch Sun to be eunuchs

He was King Xi's favourite eunuch and was given the name Zhong-xian

And became the most powerful eunuch...

Wei Zhong-xian

On behalf of the heaven's solicitude the imperial edict announced that...

Liu Jin, the Eunuch, plotted to rise in rebellion

He possessed the imperial robe and jade seal illegally, forged the imperial edict

He also betrayed his country, framed up the loyal officers...

And fed on the flesh and blood of the people

Causing great harm to the society of the Ming Dynasty

Since you're the officer of the previous dynasty, I'll show mercy on you

The clansmen should all be dead with property confiscated

While the clanswomen should all be sent to the frontier

I confer Liu Jin the blissful-cruel torture, so as to retain his whole body

The torture should be executed between 11 p.m. To 1 a.m.

The ambassador of Japan, Evil Enchantress will supervise the whole process

That's all

Get it

Eunuch!

We wish His Majesty live a long life!

Hands off!

Don't all of you know that...

You all are in a dream

How dare you are! You work as an assistant of the ruler

But you don't feel grateful for that and even offended His Majesty

You should be executed by the slow process while your whole family should be killed

You shouldn't bully me by flaunting His Majesty's powerful connections

I really want to die

But it's the destiny that I'm not going to die

Come on, just kill me if you can. Come on!

Please don't say that

How can I live without you?

You don't have to be so unctuous

Cunning talks are unnecessary

Of course I trusted you at the first time

But now it has happened for several times

You're so annoying!

It's none of my business

Please make a clear distinction between right and wrong!

Come here! Yes!

Take this traitor away!

Execute him on time

The Fifth Year of Zheng-de of Ming Dynasty Winter

1509 A.D.

98 years before the birth of Wei Zhong-xian

Stop it! The noise makes me so annoying!

I don't mean to scold you

But every time at this moment

You play this melody

This makes me think about... every time... every time...

How come? I've just learnt it recently

I just wanna entertain you

But there's no more chance

You've played this melody for hundreds times

Forget it! You'll never understand

Please forgive me. I'm just too afraid...

After two hours, I'm going to hell

I don't know how it feels

I don't know the difference between bliss and pain

The executioner's practice is...

Making the sufferer in great pain

Which means cruel torture

And the executioner's practice is...

Putting the sufferer in ultimate pleasure

Which is called 'blissful-cruel torture'

First, you have to fast and clean yourself

You'll go to a place which seems familiar to you

But in fact, it's not a place that you known

All those things that you see...

Will become beyond recognition

It's just like getting drunk

How come!

You could describe it in such details...

Which seems that you've experienced it

I did experience it actually

Not only once, but for many times

It's just like going to hell beyond redemption

You've scared me

You always have a commanding presence and your power is just under the King

How come you're so frightened!

I realize...

Every time you are by my side

You ask the same question every night

You all are ghosts, not human beings!

You wanna do harm to me

I won't let you off

Demon! Demon!

Eunuch! Eunuch!

Demon!

Eunuch!

Demon! Demon!

Eunuch!

Princess, I've heard that your country Japan...

Is very prosperous

But it's just hearsay

Now I've seen it with my own eyes

A beauty of Japan is in front of me

It seems that the hearsay is so true

Oh, you flatter me

Japan is really richly endowed by nature

It is located in an area with distinguished seasons

The environment is so great that it's really a paradise

The luckiest thing is that we're so near with your country

That we ordinary gal could know the profound culture of China

Here is the treasured scroll of literature from my country

It is the gift from our Mikado

It's very kind of you

Excellent! Excellent!

It's a pity that I don't understand your language

What Liu Jin has just said...

Do you think it's sensible?

Princess, what you know is not the whole story

That castrated person, Liu Jin, has a whole bag of tricks

He just struggled for a bare subsistence

But he said we're in dreams

That's really nonsense and ridiculous!

I do think so

But recently... I suspect that...

Just tell me what you think

Off!

But Xiao-sun have to stay here to serve you and the princess

You don't have to!

Xiao-sun has to pour tea for you and the princess

The tea is already ready! Get out!

Now, only us in here

Let's make it clear

At the moment of announcing the imperial edict, I suddenly felt that...

Felt like I've experienced that before

It's just like what Liu Jin said

It seems to happen for many times

It's unreasonable. This is the first time you visiting China

How could you experience the announcement of imperial edict before!

You're right

But I could recite the imperial edict

He possessed the imperial robe and jade seal illegally, forged the imperial edict

He also betrayed his country, framed up the loyal officers...

And fed on the flesh and blood of the people

It's ridiculous

There's something more ridiculous

He possessed the imperial robe and jade seal illegally, forged the imperial edict

He also betrayed his country, framed up the loyal officers...

And fed on the flesh and blood of the people

Let's stop talking about those disappointing things

It's a rare chance for us to be together Let's does something together...

Hey! Be polite!

Don't be afraid

Now the House of Qian-sui is all under my control

Without my orders...

The guards dare not to come inside

Please don't angry with me

It's only because you become a bit strange

Don't speak like you know me so much

How come?

We've living together since I was 16

I always take care of your everyday life

Though I don't make much contribution

I'm always with you

Maybe!

What time is it? Two o'clock?

What time?

Why you have to know?

You've dated some friends, right?

The Evil Enchantress will come at two o'clock

The Evil Enchantress you just mentioned...

Is it that Japanese princess? Yup

I think you're not in a conscious state

Why the Japanese princess will visit us now?

Moreover, we're in prison now

There's only 6 hours left before the execution

It's better to feel at ease

I'm waiting for you

I've got something to tell you

We've just known each other

I'm the ambassador of Japan and I've never been to China before

How come you're waiting for me?

Please untie me in the first place

I have some important things to tell you

Princess, please don't!

He nearly killed me a moment ago

He's now in an abnormal state

Shut up! You shouldn't say anything here!

Please don't listen to her, princess

Excuse me for speaking bluntly

You've said in the main hall that...

We all are living in your dream

Please don't bother to explain it

Bother? Never!

Though I've explained the same thing every night

Don't you realize that...

You're living in my dream...

A nightmare

When I die...

You'll also vanish

That means when you wake up...

Everyone will go vanish?

I guess you still don't believe me

Though this is the first time that we meet

I know that you're sitting on the moon

You've got a birthmark on your hip

I visit China...

So as to bring the ultimate bliss here

If it's just like what you said

Does it mean that all the trainings I had since I were small are all illusions?

Please give me some evidence

3 o'clock!

After the ultimate bliss I've given you

Your fallacy must have declared its own bankruptcy

Don't think yourself clever, princess

I've told you that every dream is independent and mysterious

The ultimate bliss that you've made...

Was just the extension of my desire

You don't have to say so much!

Princess!

Only you could save me

To save you is to save me

Not dying, I'll dream you every night

And you would never die

If you don't believe, you could just have a look of that calligraphy you brought

You could read none of them

It's because you're just a character in my dream

Why?

I couldn't read a word!

Am I Japanese?

Who am I? Princess!

Why are you sneaking around here?

I'm confused, Princess

Maybe we're living in the dream of him really

What could we do?

Ridiculous! I'm the Princess of Japan

Then why you couldn't speak Japanese!

But I now it in sudden!

The key is on Liu Jin

Try to investigate him

Hurry up, we couldn't lose

I'm here to serve you

You don't have to pretend anything

You come here at four o'clock everyday

Because you want to know my secret

I really come for this reason

Because I believe your words

It is useless as only you believe me

The only person that could save me is the Evil Enchantress

Actually, it's she asked me to come

She started to feel distracted now

I think she must have believed what you talked about samsara

Samsara...

Who told you about this?

I'm so loyal to you

Since I'm here, I regard you as my idol

Hoping one day I can compare with you, and serve you till the end

You wanna act like me?

Yup. You have so many contributions and you're so powerful

You must be crowned with eternal glory later

But I'm a prisoner now

What you've just said...

Was just the opposite of my present situation

In fact...

I've enjoyed those wealth and rank for several decades

But comparing with the pain that I'm suffering now

It's just like heaven and hell

I seem to fall in a circulating big wheel

Keep transmigrating

If I could choose...

I choose to die and not to alive again

Don't worry

You could escape from the misfortune for sure

I think you're the superior among people

You must have some fortes

I hope you could tell me

So that I could inherit your career

Carrying forward your merits and virtues to every generation

You wanna follow me?

Okay, I'll let you do it

I'm back, Princess

You seem so flushed with success

You must got something back

In fact, I luckily know some...

Important secrets from Liu Jin

Tell me!

Don't rush! Please listen to me

When you're imposing the blissful-cruel torture on Liu Jin

Please in the first place let him get back his 'little treasure'

Get back his 'little treasure'? What do you mean?

Really? Sure!

He told me by himself

Okay, I'll just have a try

But you must make love with me

Please don't play jokes on me

I'm... I�m a castrated person

Strip!

Mom!

Yeah, I'm your mom

You have to obey me from now on!

Mom!

Eunuch Liu!

Princess, you don't have to do this kind of work

Listen to me. It's about something very important

You'll be executed two hours later

If you want to get rid of the samsara...

You must first get rid of your sins...

My sins...

Yup. You must have done many evil things in your life

The lives you hurt must be in large number making the god angry

I really did many evils

But there's no return road

Everything I did were due to the external factors

It's not my nature

There's no time left

Remember the origin of the sins

My hands are full of blood

I have to suffer all these...

It's just kind of compensation...

To those innocent people that I killed

All the sins were started since you castrated yourself

So you shouldn't castrate yourself in the very beginning

You mean...

The origin of sins comes from your dick

My dick?

Yeah! If you could give me your 'little treasure'

You can then get rid of the samsara

Why do you help me in such risk?

From your words...

I know that you're not that evil

So I trust you

You're right. What should I do?

Send Yu-qing to the tribunal for the punishment

Please forgive me!

The Evil Enchantress, please!

The most serious sin that I committed...

Was meeting Liu Jin

Please exempt me from the blissful-cruel torture

I prefer you execute me by the slow process, cutting my flesh off

No bargaining!

Start!

Please show mercy on me!

No!

Clear up!

Send Liu Jin here!

What're your last words?

I have nothing to say every time

But this time I've got something to say

Hurry up!

I've done so many evils in my life

I won't complain for all these sufferings

I just hope all the followers will care the ordinary people most

Serve His Majestic, helping him for the government affairs

So as to build up an ever-lasting dynasty

Ridiculous! Execute him!

On behalf of the heaven's solicitude the imperial edict announced that...

Liu Jin, the Eunuch, plotted to rise in rebellion

He possessed the imperial robe and jade seal illegally, forged the imperial edict

He also betrayed his country, framed up the loyal officers...

And fed on the flesh and blood of the people

Causing great harm to the society of the Ming Dynasty

Since you're the officer of the previous dynasty, I'll show mercy on you

This is the way I help you

Now we've exchanged our bodies

Though we've back to dream, it's not the same dream

Evil Enchantress...

I would never forget how you save me

I must seek a way to save you

Get it!

Eunuch!

We wish His Majesty live a long live!

Let's stop talking about these disappointing things

It's a rare chance for us to be together Let's does something together...

Hey!

I've exchanged the identity successfully

If I ruin everything now just with my own anger

Not only I couldn't escape, but also waste the efforts of the Evil Enchantress

In addition, this is not my own body

Just leave it to this jerk is okay

Hey, please be gentle

I'd like man to be gentle

Okay, I assure you I'll send you to heaven

Come on!

I'm Liu Jin! I'm Liu Jin! I'm Liu Jin!

On behalf of the heaven's solicitude the imperial edict announced that...

Liu Jin, the Eunuch, plotted to rise in rebellion

He possessed the imperial robe and jade seal illegally, forged the imperial edict

He also betrayed his country, framed up the loyal officers...

And fed on the flesh and blood of the people

Causing great harm to the society of the Ming Dynasty

Liu Jin...

All those wealth and rank you enjoyed only last an hour

But the pain and tortures you suffered are ever-lasting

This is your 'blissful-cruel torture'

It should be executed between 11p.m. To 1a.m. That's all!

Get it!

Eunuch! Eunuch!

What are you doing here?

You all are dreaming! Fuck off!

Fuck off!

How dare you are! Hurling insults to the officer!

Execute him!

Why I'm here again, Evil Enchantress?

You said you'll get me out of this dream Why?

I don't wanna live at this moment Please let me die!

Let me die! I don't wanna live!

I really got castrated

Eunuch Wei, the pain you suffered only last a moment

But the wealth ad rank you enjoyed would last for years