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[ Chorus ]
♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'oh!
[ Screams ]
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[ All Shouting, Grunting ]
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[ GrowIing ]
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Ηi, Moe. Got any beer?
Sure. Check in the fridge.
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Wait a minute. l'm at work.
You gotta pay for it!
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What the-
Where's my money?
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[ Marge's Voice ]
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Wha-
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Oh.
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[ Lisa's Voice ]
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[ Bart's Voice ]
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Sorry, Ηomer.
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So you're just gonna Iet me
walk out of here sober.
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l'm afraid so.
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- And you can live with that.
- Yuh-huh.
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Fine! There are plenty other ways
for me to alter my consciousness.
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[ Wind Whistling ]
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[ Inhales ]
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Oh, yeah.
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[ Grunting ]
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Are you gonna buy those toads
or just lick 'em?
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Lick 'em. Go away.
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Ah.
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Τhanks for the donation,
Mr. Simpson.
Do you feel okay?
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[ Chuckling ]
Jewish? Oh, no. l'm not Jewish.
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[ Laughing ]
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Wait till Moe sees
how wasted I got without him.
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He's gonna plotz.
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You wouldn't serve Ηomer just
cause he didn't have money?
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What happened to you, Moe?
You used to be about the booze.
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Ah, yeah.
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l guess l got caught up
in all the glitz and gIamour.
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[ Squeaking ]
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♪♪ [ Ηumming ]
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Well, Moe.
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Ηomer, I'm so sorry.
Have a free beer.
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Oh.
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l don't care about
the color of your skin, Lenny.
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You're my friend.
[ ChuckIing ]
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Man, I've never seen anybody
get Ioaded so fast.
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Ηomer, can you say
the alphabet backwards?
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Oh, you'd Iike that,
wouIdn't you, you-
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Ηey, l'm worried.
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l've had just about
enough of you!
[ Grunts ]
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Oh, rats.
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l'm out of here.
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We can't let our friend drive
like this. l'm liable here.
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
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[ Muttering ]
Get his keys!
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Ah-ha! Oh! Whoo!
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Hey, you want my keys?
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[ Splashes ]
Get 'em now, jerks.
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[ Laughing ]
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So long, jerks!
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[ lmitating Engine ]
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Running after the car, huh?
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Let's see if you can folIow this!
[ Imitating Tires SqueaIing ]
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Τhat's it.
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[ Whistles ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
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♪♪ [ Ηumming ]
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[ Driver ]
Where to, pal?
[ Homer ] Moe's Tavern.
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Good morning, everybody.
[ Kisses ]
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What's for breakfast, cutie?
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Ηomie, it's 5:00 p.m.
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We're having dinner.
What?
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Wait a- Τhat can't be right.
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Wait. Was Iast night the night
we set the clocks ahead eight hours?
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No. lt was the night you got loaded
and the car had to be towed home.
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lf l was that drunk,
I would remember it.
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lt's true. l couldn't even
wake you up for work this morning.
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l had to tell Mr. Burns
you had violent diarrhea.
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Oh!
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Couldn't you come up
with a less embarrassing lie?
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But you did have
violent diarrhea.
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Nobody open the haIlway cIoset
until I say it's okay.
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[ Both Shuddering ]
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Do you remember how
you got home Iast night, Dad?
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Of course.
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lt was, uh,
some kind of a Iight raiI.
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Τhere's no light rail
in SpringfieId.
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Won't anyone
pretend to believe me?
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l will, Dad.
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And that's why you're my favorite.
[ Kisses ]
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[ Ηuffs ]
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[ ΤV Τurns On ]
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All right.
Time for my favorite show.
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[ Announcer ]
M.Τ.C.: Monkey Τrauma Center
will not be seen tonight-
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- [ Groans ]
- so we may proudly present
this much cheaper show.
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[ Woman ]
Taxicab Conversations.
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Ηey, I read about this show
in Teen Modern Maturity.
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Τhey film passengers
with hidden cameras...
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and catch them
at their most uninhibited.
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Τhat explains that.
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♪♪ [ Disco On Speakers ]
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♪♪ [ Ηumming ]
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[ Tires Screeching ]
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♪♪ [ Scatting ]
Looks like somebody
got down tonight.
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Disco Stu
aIways gets down, baby.
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'Cause when the beat
is hot, the-
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[ Sighs ]
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- Hey, can you keep a secret?
- What is it, hon?
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l hate disco.
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lt's alI I've talked about for so long
that peopIe think I'm a one-note guy.
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[ Sighs ]
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lt's just getting harder,
you know?
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l had no idea
Disco Stu was so complex.
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- How you doin'?
- TaIky thing, ain't ya?
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Another proud moment
for the Simpsons.
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l don't remember anybody
teIIing me I was gonna be on TV.
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[ SIurps ]
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So, what do you do
for a Iiving?
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Oh, you know.
I'm a guy at a pIace.
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How'd you get such a crappy job?
You a convict or a junkie?
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Little of both.
You got a family?
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Oh, yeah.
Wife and two or three kids.
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Can't imagine
my life without 'em.
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Oh, you big fooler-
pretending not to remember
so you could surprise us.
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[ Nervous Chuckle ]
Yeah, pretty great.
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At the end of a hard day,
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there's no better feeling
than coming home
to the peopIe you love.
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Oh, Homie.
[ Kisses ]
That is so sweet.
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l had no idea, Dad.
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l just assumed
with all the stranglings, you know-
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Τhat my famiIy
isn't the center of my universe?
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Are you nuts?
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Τhen there's those other days...
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where you just wish you never
got married or had kids.
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[ Whimpers ]
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One minute
you're a carefree teenager...
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with dreams of being a rock star
or a photographer for Playboy.
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Τhen bam! Some babe
gets her cIaws in you-
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- Huh?
- And boom, you got a bunch
of kids that always needs love.
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[ Both Gasping ]
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So whammo, you get stuck
in some boring job...
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where they don't let you play guitar
or take pictures of naked women.
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And all you can do is watch yourself
get baId and fat...
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and kiss your dreams good-bye.
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[ Snoring ]
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l can't believe they took
Monkey Trauma Center off for this.
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[ Snoring ]
Lousy family-
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So, l'm just some babe
who sank her cIaws into you.
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A hot babe.
Oh!
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Have you always
resented us, Dad?
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Oh, l don't resent you, sweetheart.
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What l was trying to say,
and maybe I didn't use the right word,
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was that marriage
is like a coffin,
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and each kid is another nail,
but as coffins go-
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- Please don't say any more.
- Sorry we ruined your life, Homer.
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[ Ηuffs ]
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Oh, what have I done?
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[ Whistle Blows ]
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- Get in!
- Wha-
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Get... in!
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Ηey, what's this suitcase for?
Are we going on a trip?
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You are.
[ CackIing ]
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- [ Cackling ]
- [ Whimpering ]
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Where are you taking me?
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A place where
you'll never be bothered
by your family again.
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh.
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[ Whimpers ]
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[ Screams ]
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Get out of the car, Homer.
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You can't just leave me out here!
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Τhere's not another woman
for miles!
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Sorry, Dad. Maybe now
you'lI appreciate us.
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WhiIe you're
spending the week at-
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Rock and roll fantasy camp!
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[ Electricity Buzzing ]
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[ Gasps ]
Τhe Rolling Stones'
Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp!
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But I thought
you guys were mad at me.
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For once in my life,
I'm confused.
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We had a family meeting...
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and decided that
even though what
you said about us...
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was incredibly
thoughtless and hurtful,
you had a point.
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- Damn straight.
- You work a job you don't like...
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so l'm able
to be home with the kids.
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And you take me
pIaces you hate,
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like museums, plays
and the Olive Garden.
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And even though you knew
l ratted you out to the l.R.S.,
you never busted me on it.
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- You what?
- So to say thank you
for all your sacrifices,
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we spent our family
vacation fund on something
that's just for you.
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Do you like it?
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You guys are the best!
I Iove you, I Iove you.
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[ Grunts, Groans ]
I'm okay.
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l love you, l love you,
I Iove you.
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[ Owl Hooting ]
[ Crickets Chirping ]
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Ηey, what gives?
Where are all the rock stars?
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l don't know,
but it's starting to get dark.
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- ♪♪ [ "Start Me Up," Faint ]
- [ Gasps ]
What was that?
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- ♪♪ [ Continues ]
- Oh! lt's gettin' closer!
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♪♪ [ Riff ]
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Ηello, campers!
How you doin'?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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lt's Mick Jagger
and Keith Richards!
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[ Shouts, Whimpers ]
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Welcome to Rock n' Roll
Fantasy Camp,
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where you'lI experience
the complete rock-and-rolI Iifestyle.
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Without the lawsuits
and S.T.D.'s.
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Whoo! S.T.D.'s!
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Now you're all here
for one reason.
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- Τo rock!
- Who said that?
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Τhat's right, Otto.
We're here to rock!
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[ Cheering ]
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So get a good night's sleep
and remember-
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- Rule number one, there are no rules!
- [ Cheering ]
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Rule number two, no outside food.
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[ Restrained Cheering ]
Aw, what a gyp.
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Ηey, Mick.
You gonna teach us
your cocksure strut?
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Not today. l've got a ton
of paperwork to catch up on.
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Τell me about it.
At my job, we-
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Oh. Oh, you're gone.
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[ Richards On P.A. ]
Hey, wake up!
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[ All Grunting, Muttering ]
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Are you ready to receive
professionaI training in rock?
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♪♪ [ Power Chord ]
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Ηave you been awake
aIl night?
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l am so excited,
I couldn't fall asleep.
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l even took some pills
l found on the floor,
and stilI nothing.
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You took pills
you found on the fIoor?
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Uh-huh. Now l'm afraid
that if I stop talking, I'll die.
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lsn't Mick cool?
I thought he'd be all, like,
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"I'm a rock star. Aren't l great?"
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But he's just like you or me
or Jesus over there!
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[ Wiggum ]
Can I have a guitar?
[ Clamoring ]
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[ Blows ]
PeopIe! People.
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lf everyone's gonna pick guitar,
l'm not gonna have
enough to go round.
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- [ Groaning ]
- But there's lots of
other fun instruments,
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like bass.
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♪♪ [ Plays Notes ]
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Come on.
Who'd like to be a bass pIayer?
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Out of my way, nerdlinger!
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- [ Glasses Shatter ]
- My image!
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[ Otto ]
Get me the Strat!
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[ Clamoring ]
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l'm telling Mr. Jagger.
238
00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:07,925
[ Mocking ]
Ooh, I'm telIing Mr. Jagger.
239
00:11:11,054 --> 00:11:15,307
Τhe clothes you wear on stage
should be a defiant statement
of individuality.
240
00:11:15,392 --> 00:11:17,601
Like this, Mr. Kravitz?
241
00:11:17,686 --> 00:11:19,186
God, no.
242
00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:23,857
May we talk about, uh,
accentuating the-
[ Chuckles ] masculine area?
243
00:11:23,942 --> 00:11:26,902
Did you hear that, people?
Apu asked about crotch stuffing.
244
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:30,030
Now, I don't do it.
Kenny Loggins does.
245
00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:33,325
l trusted you!
[ Sobbing ]
246
00:11:34,119 --> 00:11:37,955
♪♪ [ RockabiIly ]
247
00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:42,334
Now, a guitar has many,
many nicknames: an ax, a gitbox-
248
00:11:42,419 --> 00:11:43,919
l guess that's it.
249
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,380
Anyway, we're gonna start
with the fundamentals:
250
00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:48,465
playing a burning guitar
with your teeth.
251
00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:49,925
[ Cheering ]
All right! Fire!
252
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,885
- Mister Seltzer?
- Setzer.
253
00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:55,097
- No, I think it's Seltzer.
- [ Groans ]
What is it, Homer?
254
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,684
l came up with a stage move
I feeI is very cool.
255
00:11:58,768 --> 00:12:00,352
[ Grunting ]
256
00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:03,188
Baby, baby, baby, baby-
257
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,818
[ Whirring, Clicking ]
We've gotta start using
a cheaper oatmeal.
258
00:12:08,987 --> 00:12:10,571
[ Ηomer ]
Sorry, Mick!
259
00:12:10,655 --> 00:12:12,865
Simpson!
260
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:17,119
- ♪♪ [ "She's So Cold" ]
- Okay, strut, strut, strut,
261
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:20,289
strut, strut, spin and rooster.
262
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,207
♪♪ [ Continues ]
263
00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:24,334
Look, everyone.
Homer's got it.
264
00:12:24,419 --> 00:12:27,588
♪ l'm so hot for me
I'm so hot for me ♪
265
00:12:27,672 --> 00:12:29,298
♪ l'm so cold ♪
266
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,383
Okay, now schoolmarm.
267
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:36,430
♪ l'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano ♪
268
00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:38,265
Everybody's naughty...
269
00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:40,309
and... freeze finish!
270
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,643
♪♪ [ Ends ]
[ Wiggum ]
Ow.
271
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,228
And no matter where you are,
272
00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:46,315
always say it's the wildest town
in the whoIe damn worId.
273
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,443
So when you said it
in Springfield last year,
you didn't mean it?
274
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:50,944
Yeah, sure l did.
275
00:12:51,029 --> 00:12:52,988
But only because
Springfield really is...
276
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,991
the wildest town
in the whole damn world.
277
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,118
Yes, l knew it!
l knew it!
Springfield!
278
00:12:58,203 --> 00:13:00,120
♪♪ [ Strumming ]
279
00:13:00,205 --> 00:13:02,623
Lyrics are
the hardest part of songwriting.
280
00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:05,584
But when you come up with
something meaningful and heartfelt-
281
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:08,462
- Boring!
- Will you stop saying that?
282
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:12,966
But rock stars are supposed
to be about drinking and
getting drunk and boozing it up.
283
00:13:13,051 --> 00:13:15,302
And girls that have legs
and know how to use them.
284
00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:17,471
And why l can't drive 55!
285
00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:19,640
You just want
mindIess, generic rock?
286
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,433
PreciseIy!
287
00:13:21,518 --> 00:13:23,143
Uh-
288
00:13:24,062 --> 00:13:27,815
♪♪ [ Power Chord ]
289
00:13:27,899 --> 00:13:30,442
♪ See that drunk girl
speedin' down the street ♪
290
00:13:30,527 --> 00:13:31,777
[ Cheering ]
291
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:35,197
♪ She's worried about
the state of public schools ♪
292
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,365
[ AIl ]
Boo!
293
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,535
♪ She likes to party
She Iikes to rock ♪
294
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,203
[ Cheering ]
295
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:44,456
♪ She prays that our schools
don't run out of chaIk ♪
296
00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:48,961
- Boo!
- ♪♪ [ Ends ]
297
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,507
Getting away from the gig...
298
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,259
can be a matter of life and death.
299
00:13:55,343 --> 00:13:57,928
So you gotta be
in great physicaI shape.
300
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,266
Okay, follow me.
301
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:03,934
[ Τape: Crowd Cheering ]
302
00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:08,397
- Paparazzi to the left!
- I got 'em!
303
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,482
[ Grunting ]
304
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,402
l'm entitled to a private life!
I'm not a role modeI and so forth!
305
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,572
Good, Ηomer.
Now, just pass the groupies
and we're home.
306
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,408
[ Woman's Voice ]
I love you. Please sleep with us!
307
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,370
[ Kissing, Moaning ]
308
00:14:23,454 --> 00:14:26,623
- Τhey're bloody cardboard!
- We know!
309
00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:29,793
♪♪ [ Blues Rock ]
310
00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:31,461
♪ You ain't never caught a rabbit ♪
311
00:14:31,546 --> 00:14:34,464
♪ And you ain't no friend of mine ♪
312
00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:38,302
♪♪ [ Ends ]
313
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,931
- [ Shouts ]
- [ Screaming ]
314
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,683
Well? What do you think?
315
00:14:45,727 --> 00:14:48,604
- Uh- You rock, Homer.
- ReaIIy?
316
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,273
You really think
I'm better than you?
317
00:14:52,483 --> 00:14:54,276
Τhat was great, Homie.
318
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,944
What the hell
are you doing here?
319
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:59,156
- Camp is over, Homer.
- It's been a week already?
320
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,825
l'm glad you had fun,
but it's time to come home.
321
00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:04,161
Your mother's right, Homer.
322
00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:05,954
Gotta get back
to the real world.
323
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,458
Yeah, we've all gotta get home.
My lawn's not gonna mow itseIf.
324
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,544
And I've gotta put up
the storm windows.
Winter's coming.
325
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,715
Wait! Don't go!
I want to keep on rockin'!
326
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:19,343
Come on, guys.
A'one, a'two-
327
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,595
l'll take that.
328
00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:24,139
No!
[ Sobbing ]
329
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,724
lt came with a pick.
330
00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:28,644
[ Groans ]
331
00:15:32,857 --> 00:15:34,524
[ Lisa Straining ]
Come on, Dad.
332
00:15:34,609 --> 00:15:38,236
No! No! I won't go!
You can't make me!
333
00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:41,448
- Dad, you knew
this day was coming.
- I knew nothing!
334
00:15:41,532 --> 00:15:43,992
[ Groans ]
Stop kicking me, Dad.
335
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,202
Never!
336
00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:51,458
My dream has been shattered
into shards of a broken dream.
337
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,961
l was so close
to being a rock star,
338
00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:56,380
but now there's a chance
it might not happen.
339
00:15:56,464 --> 00:16:01,426
l'll just have to settle for
being a fat, baId, fat nothing.
340
00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:03,345
FinaIly. Can we go now?
341
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:08,809
Now, before I lock the door,
do you have to go to the bathroom?
342
00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:10,727
No, l'm fine.
343
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,982
[ Exhales ]
I'm so despondent.
344
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:18,110
Cheer up, Ηomer.
It's onIy rock-and-rolI camp.
345
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,653
But l like it.
346
00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:21,571
[ Sobbing ]
347
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:27,035
Τell you what.
We're doing a benefit gig
before we leave town.
348
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,121
How would you like
to join us on stage?
349
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,205
[ Sniffles ]
350
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,708
- For serious?
- For serious, Homer.
351
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,584
Can l have 40 guest passes?
352
00:16:37,422 --> 00:16:38,422
Whoo-hoo!
353
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,093
Wow. "All access."
354
00:16:43,177 --> 00:16:46,930
All access.
[ Drooling ]
355
00:16:47,015 --> 00:16:49,141
Good thing it's laminated.
[ Laughs ]
356
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:50,934
[ Grunts ]
357
00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:52,519
Sir, you can't-
358
00:16:52,603 --> 00:16:54,396
All access!
Sorry.
359
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,315
[ Gulping ]
360
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,317
♪♪ [ Ηumming ]
361
00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:01,862
[ Women Screaming ]
362
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:03,488
[ Ηomer ]
All access.
[ Women Oohing ]
363
00:17:03,573 --> 00:17:05,240
[ Woman #1 ] Ηow nice.
[ Woman #2 ]
You rock.
364
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,409
[ Chattering ]
365
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,912
Wow, Ηomer.
l ain't had front row seats
since my Moonie wedding!
366
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,832
And after the show,
you can come backstage
for pizza and pop.
367
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,375
Yes!
All right!
368
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:16,960
Now that's
a winning combination.
369
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:21,465
Ηere you go.
Front and center.
370
00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:23,091
l'm so proud of you, Homie.
371
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,177
lt's like you're Kid Rock...
372
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,763
and I'm
Pamela Anderson Lee Rock.
373
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,182
[ Audience Cheering ]
374
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,017
Oop. Gotta run. Enjoy the show.
375
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,438
[ Τuning Up ]
376
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,065
[ Rag Squeaking ]
377
00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:40,108
Okay. Let's see the eyes.
378
00:17:41,778 --> 00:17:43,945
Now the fire.
379
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:46,323
[ Sizzling ]
380
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,283
Τhanks, mate.
381
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,202
CouIdn't you find
a more fueI-efficient Satan?
382
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,995
Lenny, don't you have
a crotch to stuff?
383
00:17:53,081 --> 00:17:55,248
Evening, fellow rockers.
There you are.
384
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,459
We thought we were going to
have to go on without you.
385
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,211
l'm ready.
Just give me a guitar.
386
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,004
Ηow many solos
shouId I do? Four?
387
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,132
l'll do four.
388
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,803
Uh, Ηomer, you didn't think
you were gonna be playing with-
389
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,348
[ Gasps ]
My official tour jacket! Lookit.
390
00:18:11,432 --> 00:18:12,933
Wait.
391
00:18:13,017 --> 00:18:14,976
You misspelled "guitar hero."
392
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,562
Look, sorry if there's been
a misunderstanding, Homer.
393
00:18:17,647 --> 00:18:22,109
We really just need you
to tap the mikes and say, "Test, test."
394
00:18:22,193 --> 00:18:23,235
Can't you do it?
395
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:27,697
Oh. Okay.
396
00:18:27,782 --> 00:18:29,324
So l'll, uh-
397
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,409
Okay.
398
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,705
[ Audience Cheering ]
399
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:37,999
Look, there's Dad!
400
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,584
Whoo-hoo! Yay, Homer!
401
00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:41,711
l'm his groupie.
[ Chuckles ]
402
00:18:41,796 --> 00:18:43,380
Am l saying that right?
"Groupie"?
403
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:44,798
[ All ]
Yeah!
404
00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,384
[ Woman ]
Yeah, Homer!
405
00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:49,594
[ Carl ]
You're the man, Homer!
You're the man!
406
00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:51,138
[ Lenny ]
Rock the house!
Let's go, Homer!
407
00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:53,014
[ Moe ]
lt's go time.
It's go time.
408
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,350
[ Microphone Feedback ]
Test. Test.
409
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,979
Why is he performing
the duties of a roadie?
410
00:18:59,063 --> 00:19:00,814
Am l saying that right? "Roadie"?
411
00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:04,151
[ Microphone Feedback ]
Test, test. Check, check.
412
00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,361
Hey, he's not
rockin' out at all.
413
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:10,490
Τest. Τest.
414
00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:12,742
♪ Τest
You're testing my love for you ♪
415
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:15,537
♪ Check, check
You're checking to see if I'm true ♪
416
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,497
[ Cheering ]
417
00:19:17,582 --> 00:19:20,083
♪ Τest one, test two
test three, test four ♪
418
00:19:20,168 --> 00:19:22,627
♪ You test me like the water
in EI SaIvador ♪
419
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:24,254
Whoo! iEl Salvador!
420
00:19:24,338 --> 00:19:27,465
- What's all this then?
- He's steaIing the show from us.
421
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,092
[ Jagger ]
Not on my shift!
422
00:19:30,511 --> 00:19:32,387
Let's rock and rolI!
423
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,139
[ Cheering ]
424
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:39,561
♪♪ [ Riff ]
425
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,980
♪ Baby, baby, baby
baby, baby ♪
426
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:43,773
Uh-oh.
427
00:19:43,858 --> 00:19:45,942
[ Screaming ]
428
00:19:50,114 --> 00:19:52,199
Oh, no!
429
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:55,285
Oh, yeah. It's good to see
the spectacIe back in rock.
430
00:19:55,369 --> 00:19:56,953
No!
431
00:19:57,038 --> 00:19:59,497
[ All Screaming ]
432
00:19:59,582 --> 00:20:01,124
[ All Gasping ]
433
00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:11,676
Did you know it was gonna
turn into a riot, Dad?
Oh, yeah.
434
00:20:11,761 --> 00:20:15,096
When you've been
in as many as l have,
you can sense them coming.
435
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,349
Did they ever find
Tom Petty's toe?
436
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,185
What am l,
the Iost and found?
437
00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:23,230
Τhere's no excuse
for our horrible behavior
tonight, Homer.
438
00:20:23,314 --> 00:20:25,565
We acted like
a bunch of angry young men.
439
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,984
Yeah. Rock and roll is supposed
to be about peace and love.
440
00:20:28,069 --> 00:20:31,446
l hope you won't judge
the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra
by my actions.
441
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,574
What we're trying to say,
Homer, is we're sorry.
442
00:20:34,659 --> 00:20:37,410
By the way, l don't suppose
any of you have seen my, um-
443
00:20:37,495 --> 00:20:39,329
- No. Sorry.
- Oh.
444
00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:41,748
Τhere's no need
for apoIogies, guys.
445
00:20:41,832 --> 00:20:43,291
You're rock stars.
446
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,002
You're supposed to be
reckless and destructive...
447
00:20:46,087 --> 00:20:50,298
and be celebrated for behavior
that wouId land normaI people in jaiI.
448
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,133
Τhat's what I told them, Homer!
449
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,594
But just the same,
we'd Iike to make it up to you.
450
00:20:54,679 --> 00:20:58,181
We're doing a gig tomorrow
to benefit the victims of tonight's gig,
451
00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:01,393
and we'd consider it an honor
if you'd join us.
452
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,645
You're very sweet, Mick, but...
453
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:07,399
the only rocking l want to do
is in my Iiving room chair,
454
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:11,820
surrounded by the world's
greatest backup group- my famiIy.
455
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:16,157
♪♪ [ Rock On Car Stereo ]
♪♪ [ Petty Singing ]
456
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,035
Are you sure you don't
miss hanging out with
your rock star friends, Dad?
457
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,955
Nah. l got something
to remember 'em by.
458
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,957
[ Laughs ]
Have fun at school, kids.
459
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,500
Later, Homer.
460
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:29,170
Mister Simpson, this zone
is for school buses only.
461
00:21:30,881 --> 00:21:32,841
[ Screams ]
[ ChiIdren Laughing ]
462
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,676
Rock n' roll! Whoo-hoo!
463
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,678
[ Cheering ]
464
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:39,639
♪♪ [ Rock ]
♪ Mama says yes, Papa says no ♪
465
00:21:39,724 --> 00:21:42,142
♪ Make up your mind
'cause l gotta go ♪
466
00:21:42,226 --> 00:21:44,436
♪ I'm gonna raise hell
at the union hall ♪
467
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,980
♪ Drive myself right over the wall ♪
468
00:21:47,064 --> 00:21:49,482
♪ Rip this joint
Gonna save your soul ♪
469
00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:51,901
♪ Round and round
and round we go ♪
470
00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:54,321
♪ Roll this joint
Gonna get down low ♪
471
00:21:54,405 --> 00:21:56,656
♪ Start my starter
Gonna stop the show ♪
472
00:21:56,741 --> 00:21:59,034
♪ Yeah ♪♪
473
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:02,704
And I've gotta put up
the storm windows.
Winter's coming.
474
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,706
Everybody's naughty...
475
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,875
and... freeze finish!
476
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:10,211
♪ She likes to party
She Iikes to rock ♪
477
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,796
♪♪ [ Power Chord ]
[ Homer ]
Yeah!
478
00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:14,716
But there's lots of
other fun instruments,
like bass.
479
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,178
l hope you won't judge
the entire Brian Setzer
Orchestra by my actions.
480
00:22:18,262 --> 00:22:20,722
Rock and roll
is supposed to be
about peace and love.
481
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:23,350
- Who said that?
- Will you stop saying that?
482
00:22:23,434 --> 00:22:25,352
[ People Laughing ]
483
00:22:25,436 --> 00:22:27,437
[ Jagger ]
Simpson!
Shh.
484
00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:33,193
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