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My name is Daniel Garcia.
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My life used to be pretty normal.
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I worked at my family's bakery
in Little Havana
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with my mom, my dad,
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my crazy brother, and my little sister.
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I had a girlfriend. Life was good.
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Until she decided to propose.
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Will you marry me?
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And I decided to say...
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No.
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That's when everything changed.
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I met Noa Hamilton,
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as in international superstar,
fashion icon,
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one of the most famous women
in the world...
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that Noa Hamilton!
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The next few days were
crazy, fun, sexy, romantic.
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She rocked my world.
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You're fearless.
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And my family's too.
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- What happened?
- Your girlfriend happened.
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She's changed our lives.
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Noa Hamilton is playing
my song at her party.
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But then her manager said
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she picked up people like me
all the time.
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Normal guys.
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She does this after every heartbreak.
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Noa Hamilton, the model,
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and Colin Davis, the actor,
have broken up.
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I just flew halfway across the planet
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to tell you that I love you.
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So you can imagine how surprised I was
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by her invitation.
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I'm going to Puerto Rico next week.
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I'd like you to come.
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- I don't get it.
I don't get it.
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How can you just act like
all you're doing is packing?
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- Because that is all I'm doing.
- Aw.
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Daniel, I don't think you understand
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the universe-bending nature
of what is happening.
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You're in denial, Daniel!
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Taking Baker Boy on this trip
is a big mistake.
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Oh! And it sends the wrong message.
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Like what?
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Like that you and her
are gonna do the deed.
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The idea that my brother and the
most famous woman in the world...
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Might possibly hop into bed together.
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He's gonna be clingy and awkward,
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not to mention
a public relations nightmare.
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- Help me out here, Pipes.
- I think it'll be fun.
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- Lewis, relax.
- It's one day and one night.
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- It's an overnight.
An out-of-town getaway.
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It's a charity benefit for
a school she's helping build.
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You think he cares about that,
Miss Skinny-dip?
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It was not like that.
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I mean, it was a great night,
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but being with her,
it just feels natural.
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- He's sweet.
- She's smart.
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- He's kind.
- She's funny.
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- Yeah, okay.
I'm gonna throw up.
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I'm gonna throw up.
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- Hi, mi amor.
- Mom.
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I'm going to Puerto Rico, not the moon.
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- I don't care.
Mira.
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This is your grandfather's rosary.
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I want you to say three Hail Marys
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before the plane takes off.
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- Ma.
- Okay?
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- What?
- Do you hear yourself?
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Let me ask you something,
Miss Sabelotodo.
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If I'm wrong, it costs him nothing.
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- But if I'm right...
- Hmm.
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20 centuries of guilt
summed up in 11 words.
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I'll post something every few hours
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so you guys can keep up
on my adventures, okay?
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Ay, a visit to Pi�ones.
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Ooh, or your night at the gala.
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? Or what happens after that ?
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? When he is back
in the honeymoon suite ?
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I smell something burning, so...
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- Pop, I'm ready.
- Promise me one thing.
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She's a celebrity.
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She makes people fall in love
with her for a living.
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Just don't get carried away.
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Dad, I won't. Let's go.
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Ma'am?
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Champagne, sir?
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Sure.
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Okay, I've confirmed the food,
the linens, the decorations.
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They've all arrived safely.
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I'm gonna park myself in that ballroom
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and make sure
that everything goes perfectly.
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You know how I get about events.
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- Love you madly.
- Love you more.
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- Piper.
- Yo.
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Hey, come sit down.
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- Just don't make me laugh.
- Can't make any promises.
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I have to focus.
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I'm learning tonight's speech,
and I'm dyslexic,
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so it takes me a little longer.
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That's why you do this stuff
with schools.
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After the storm, I was seeing images
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of children playing in the street
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because they didn't have schools
to go to.
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So I decided to do something about it.
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- That's really cool...
- Okay.
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I've got updates for you,
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and ground rules for you.
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Junket is set...
14 outlets, five minutes each,
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all of them promising
to focus on your charity work.
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Oh, we've got some last minute
updates on the guest list.
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Kendall and Kylie flaked. Shocker.
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Chrissy and John are now maybes.
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Oh, Melanie Caan is on the island.
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- No way.
- Yes.
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- Lewis!
- This is your chance to finally meet her
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and show her how fabulous you are.
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As for you, I need your signature.
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It's an NDA...
non-disclosure agreement...
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basically saying that you won't
talk about your time with Noa.
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- He doesn't have to sign that.
- No, no.
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If it makes Gucci happy, then okay.
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- Yeah.
It makes Gucci happy.
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All right, next.
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In case you both lose your minds,
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no touching, no kissing,
no whispering sweet nothings,
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no anything that the press
can interpret as romance, okay?
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- Okay, NDA's good, PDA's bad.
I got it.
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You know, I know it's all
the rage for most celebrities
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to live every twist
and turn of their personal lives
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on social media, but Noa's
not most celebrities, okay?
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Her brand connotes more than good taste,
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it connotes class.
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Think Kennedy, not Kardashian.
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Do you know who the Kennedys were?
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Okay, I think he gets it, Lewis.
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Does he?
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Because honey, we were able to dodge
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full-blown tabloid coverage
of your breakup with Colin
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only because the two of you
didn't feed the fire.
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- Gucci, it makes sense.
I won't make any more jokes.
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- Thank you.
One more thing.
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Your room key... 103.
Your bag's already in there.
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- 103?
This is the fourth floor.
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They didn't have anything closer?
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They didn't have anything further away.
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I think he's starting to like me.
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- See you.
- I'll see you later.
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Yeah, it's been one of
my better rental properties,
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but it's time to sell.
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The question, Ms. Sanchez, is,
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are you the agent to sell it for me?
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Problem?
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- Oh!
Minor inconvenience.
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Mr. Weiss, fantasy can be dangerous.
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Too many real estate agents
don't know this.
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They'd walk their clients
through this house
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and ask them to imagine what it could be.
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Me?
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I'd sell it based on what it already is.
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I'm not interested in appealing
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to dreamers who never buy anything.
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I'm interested in the people who
are ready to take the plunge.
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So if you list with me, I'll
have my stagers here by noon
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and my first open house tomorrow
because this place...
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is already special.
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Ms. Sanchez,
as someone who knows business,
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take it from me...
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you have a bright future.
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- Thank you.
I'll get the paperwork.
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You have kids?
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My oldest, Zack...
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his bar mitzvah's
been nothing but trouble.
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The venue, the rabbi...
now I lost the DJ.
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The DJ?
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I might have someone.
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- Is it Daniel?
- No!
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It's a wrong number.
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A very, very wrong number.
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He's there!
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He is? Let me see, let me see.
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Look at that placita.
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- Rafael, mira... look!
- Hmm.
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- Is everything okay?
- Fine.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you guys.
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I heard Mr. Perez might be retiring,
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and that means that
the building next door
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might become available,
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and if our business stays
this successful, who knows?
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Mari, por favor.
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- Amy?
Who's Amy?
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Just my friend from school.
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You have a friend?
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Judging by your tone,
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sounds like you think
cold fusion was more likely.
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- Cold?
Who's cold?
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I'm just excited that you have a friend.
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I know how hard it's been.
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- And now...
- Mom, please.
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The more you talk, the worse it gets.
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- Ma?
- Mm-hmm?
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- What did you just do?
- Invited her over.
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Oh, my God.
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You invited as me, from my phone.
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You're welcome.
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Why did you use three emojis?
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- Okay, don't make eye contact.
Don't slow down.
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We have no time for autographs
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and we don't wanna hurt
anyone's feelings, all right?
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- Is it always like this?
- Always.
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Oh, no.
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Your ex?
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Lewis, you didn't tell me that
Colin was coming to the gala.
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Oh, I should've known.
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The guy does not shy away
from a good publicity stunt.
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It doesn't matter.
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It'll be good for the fundraiser.
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- You okay?
- I'm fine.
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Because I could go do something.
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Like what?
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Like tell him how bad
his last two movies were.
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They were.
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- Hi, so nice to meet you.
Hello.
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- Please.
- Thank you so much.
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So now she just answers questions?
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Sounds easy, does it?
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So Noa, you came here two years ago
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and promised to help rebuild
our damaged schools,
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and your mission is accomplished.
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How does it feel?
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I'm humbled by what
the Puerto Rican people
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have been able to achieve.
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Tell us... how does it feel?
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I'm thankful to have been a
part of something so important.
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- How do you feel?
- It's very rewarding
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to see children get
the resources they deserve.
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Over and over, you get the same question.
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Over and over, you have
to make it sound like it's new.
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So what is it about Puerto Rico?
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You feel connected to the island?
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Why Puerto Rico?
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I have a really strong
connection to this island.
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I love the people. I love the culture.
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So, Noa, let's talk about the
big breakup with Colin Davis.
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- Oh, no.
No.
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- Well, breakups are hard...
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Marcia, are you kidding me?
We had a deal, remember?
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Now you get that glorified
weather girl back on topic now,
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or the next interview she does
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is gonna be for a job
at the supermarket, yeah?
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- Thanks.
- All right.
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You're good.
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So back to tonight's big event.
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She makes it look easy, doesn't she?
255
00:11:38,047 --> 00:11:40,748
Never mind that everybody's judging her,
256
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:44,352
resenting her, adoring her,
257
00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:46,554
rooting for her to succeed or fail.
258
00:11:47,723 --> 00:11:49,090
It's crazy.
259
00:11:52,561 --> 00:11:55,063
All right, have a good day,
and, uh, check this guy out.
260
00:11:55,097 --> 00:11:57,532
I hear he's the best in town,
so check him out.
261
00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:59,233
Have a good one.
262
00:11:59,268 --> 00:12:01,369
All right, it's a great day at Rafael's.
263
00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:02,877
How can I help you?
264
00:12:02,911 --> 00:12:04,958
By returning my phone calls.
265
00:12:05,407 --> 00:12:07,542
Vanessa, I can't seem
to come up with a good lie.
266
00:12:07,576 --> 00:12:09,710
I have a client who needs a DJ.
267
00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:10,812
If you want the job,
268
00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:13,299
you'll have to come meet him
on your lunch break, okay?
269
00:12:14,183 --> 00:12:16,117
Yeah, thanks.
270
00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:22,590
Mira.
271
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:25,726
I think that's her.
That's Amy, Natalie's friend.
272
00:12:25,761 --> 00:12:27,829
Mari, Mari, Mari, please.
273
00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:29,497
- Mari...
- Hi!
274
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,265
Hey.
275
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:35,303
You must be Amy. I'm Mari, Natalie's mom.
276
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,610
Oh.
277
00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:38,139
She says such nice things about you.
278
00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:40,775
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
279
00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:43,444
Honey, why don't you
take the afternoon off?
280
00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:45,446
This place is emptying out anyway.
281
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:46,682
- Uh...
- Just go.
282
00:12:46,716 --> 00:12:48,282
Go, go. You girls go have fun.
283
00:12:48,317 --> 00:12:49,450
- Okay.
- Go, go, go.
284
00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:52,420
- Bye, bye.
- Bye.
285
00:12:52,454 --> 00:12:54,288
That was crazy.
286
00:12:54,323 --> 00:12:56,190
I have a whole new respect
for being famous.
287
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,595
What part of P, D, or A
do you not understand?
288
00:13:00,629 --> 00:13:02,497
- Sorry.
- Thank you.
289
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,499
How long do you have
until you have to start
290
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,666
getting ready for tonight?
291
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,135
Actually, we should head over now.
292
00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:08,436
Two hours.
293
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,770
I thought we could have some fun.
294
00:13:10,315 --> 00:13:12,840
And I know of
a really good place to take you.
295
00:13:14,643 --> 00:13:15,576
Okay.
296
00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:18,713
Just make sure
she eats something, please.
297
00:13:18,747 --> 00:13:21,449
- Where are you gonna take me?
- You're gonna love it.
298
00:13:23,252 --> 00:13:27,622
This is Pi�ones.
I've always wanted to come here.
299
00:13:27,656 --> 00:13:29,557
This part of the island
is Afro-Caribbean,
300
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,160
so the heritage is similar to Cuba.
301
00:13:32,194 --> 00:13:33,173
Oh, yeah?
302
00:13:33,207 --> 00:13:34,629
Did you get that from Tripadvisor?
303
00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:37,632
- Tripadvisor... what?
That's my middle name.
304
00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:40,535
So, hey, these little stands behind us...
305
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,569
they're called kioscos.
306
00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:44,338
You're about to taste
the entire island's cuisine,
307
00:13:44,373 --> 00:13:45,794
but with one caveat.
308
00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:47,308
What?
309
00:13:47,342 --> 00:13:49,744
Almost everything is fried.
310
00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:51,212
Ooh.
311
00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:53,481
What about this one?
312
00:13:53,515 --> 00:13:55,383
- This is the famous one, right?
- This is it.
313
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,718
- Alca...
- Purria.
314
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,887
- Want a bite?
Ooh, sorry.
315
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,523
More for me.
316
00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:04,225
- How perfect is this?
This is great, right?
317
00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:06,494
- Mm-hmm.
Incredible.
318
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:08,362
Hermano, como te llama?
319
00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:09,664
Ruben Velez.
320
00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:12,500
Ruben Velez, I'm Daniel and this is...
321
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,161
Noa.
322
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,339
I'm glad you two like our alcapurrias.
323
00:14:18,373 --> 00:14:19,941
- Oh, my God.
They're amazing.
324
00:14:19,975 --> 00:14:21,275
What's inside them?
325
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,677
It's my grandmother's secret recipe.
326
00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:24,545
Only she, my father, and I know it.
327
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,681
Yeah, my grandmother was
the same way about her lech�n.
328
00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:29,250
You're Cuban.
329
00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:33,854
It's an old expression meaning
330
00:14:33,889 --> 00:14:36,757
that Cuba and Puerto Rico are
two wings of the same bird.
331
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,759
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Yeah, yeah.
332
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,261
- You know what?
Give me your phone.
333
00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:41,696
I wanna film that for your family.
334
00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:43,197
They're gonna love it. Come on.
335
00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,532
All right.
336
00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:45,766
- S�, s�, s�.
- Yeah... all right.
337
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:46,734
Ready.
338
00:14:46,768 --> 00:14:49,437
Hey, guys, I finally made it to Pi�ones,
339
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,340
and I'm here with
my new friend, Ruben Velez...
340
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,473
Yes.
341
00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:54,408
Who makes the most
incredible alcapurrias.
342
00:14:54,443 --> 00:14:56,310
- The inside is so perfect.
- Thank you.
343
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:57,577
Ruben, you have to tell us
344
00:14:57,611 --> 00:14:59,580
how you make something simple
taste so good.
345
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:01,882
The pork recipe is a family secret,
346
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:05,319
but the real answer is love.
347
00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:09,490
You need to do it
with a lot of love, Daniel.
348
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,659
Come on... I know there's more.
349
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,227
- Come on.
- Cut me some slack.
350
00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:15,930
If I tell you, my father
will never speak to me again.
351
00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:17,565
My dad is the same way too.
352
00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:18,766
- Oh, wait.
Don't post that part.
353
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,402
- Too late, too late!
Oop.
354
00:15:21,436 --> 00:15:23,213
You post that,
I could never go back to Miami.
355
00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:24,272
Okay.
356
00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:27,575
Ruben.
357
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,617
You know you're a real natural
in front of the camera?
358
00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:11,786
No, I'm serious.
359
00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,454
'Cause most people can't be themselves
360
00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:14,689
when the camera's on them.
361
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,825
But you really made it feel like
we were having a conversation.
362
00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:20,461
The way I see it, food is the
one thing we all have in common.
363
00:16:20,495 --> 00:16:22,963
Doesn't matter who you are,
where you are...
364
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,832
food has a way of connecting people.
365
00:16:24,866 --> 00:16:26,067
What?
366
00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:27,802
- Salud.
- Salud.
367
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:33,040
Speaking of being natural, you wanna act?
368
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,709
How'd you know?
369
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,911
I saw your face when
Lewis mentioned Melanie Caan.
370
00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:39,413
- Oh.
- I like her movies.
371
00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:41,716
It's not something I really tell people
372
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,918
'cause I'm sensitive, you know?
373
00:16:43,952 --> 00:16:46,781
It's a clich�. I get it.
374
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:51,525
When I was little,
I didn't really have a family.
375
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,663
I had a mom sometimes, and dad never,
376
00:16:55,697 --> 00:17:01,402
so I used to create my own
worlds and my own characters,
377
00:17:01,436 --> 00:17:03,548
and write little plays.
378
00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:06,507
Lewis thinks I'm crazy.
379
00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:10,012
He says I have too much to lose
and that there's no upside.
380
00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:12,913
- But...
- Hey.
381
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,685
Fear is a terrible reason not to try.
382
00:17:20,088 --> 00:17:21,941
Exactly.
383
00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:27,395
My little brother, Mateo,
he's into music now.
384
00:17:27,429 --> 00:17:29,363
But when we were younger,
he wanted to be a director.
385
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:31,532
He'd always try
to borrow people's camera,
386
00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:32,703
shooting everything.
387
00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:35,369
He even tried to get me to act in them.
388
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:37,938
These, I need to see.
389
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,540
These, you will never see.
390
00:17:39,574 --> 00:17:43,384
I just told you how
captivating you are on camera.
391
00:17:43,419 --> 00:17:45,256
"Captivating."
392
00:17:45,747 --> 00:17:48,048
Is that in the same
neighborhood of "sexy"?
393
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:51,051
They may share a street.
394
00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:56,424
Let me guess.
395
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,527
Lewis, I'm having fun.
396
00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:03,356
What?
397
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:06,801
Okay. I'm coming back now.
398
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,604
Melanie Caan wants to meet me.
399
00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:14,664
Dude, my Dad is the same way!
400
00:18:15,308 --> 00:18:17,075
Wait, don't post that part.
401
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:19,244
Your brother seems cool.
402
00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:21,947
He's got, like, an Anthony
Bourdain thing going on.
403
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:23,916
Daniel? Yeah, he's pretty great.
404
00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:26,585
Ma, have you seen my clean underwear?
405
00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:28,587
Never mind. I'm good.
406
00:18:28,621 --> 00:18:31,023
My other brother? Not so much.
407
00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:35,427
So what's she like?
408
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:36,595
Noa.
409
00:18:36,629 --> 00:18:39,331
I actually got to talk to her
on the phone for a little.
410
00:18:39,365 --> 00:18:41,166
She's really nice.
411
00:18:41,201 --> 00:18:44,636
I used to have the biggest crush on her.
412
00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:46,138
Who am I kidding? I still do.
413
00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:51,176
A crush? Like, on her?
414
00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:53,679
- What do you guys think?
- I think you should knock.
415
00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:56,281
Door's open, so the outfit?
416
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:57,449
I'm going to meet about a gig
417
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,685
and I wanna look super successful,
418
00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:02,120
but, you know, I wanna
play it down a little bit
419
00:19:02,155 --> 00:19:04,690
so I don't look
a little too materialistic.
420
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,627
- You nailed it.
- Yeah?
421
00:19:08,661 --> 00:19:10,295
Thank you.
422
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,568
So do you need anything else, or...
423
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:19,037
- No.
- Okay.
424
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,307
Thank God.
425
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:25,644
You girls need anything?
426
00:19:25,678 --> 00:19:28,046
Five uninterrupted seconds
of peace and quiet, maybe?
427
00:19:28,081 --> 00:19:30,886
- I don't know.
- Oye, don't get snappy.
428
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,151
She gets snappy when she's hungry.
429
00:19:33,186 --> 00:19:36,421
I'll make you guys some snacks.
Amy, wanna stay for dinner?
430
00:19:36,456 --> 00:19:38,023
Love to.
431
00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:40,692
Okay.
432
00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:43,395
Yay.
433
00:19:43,429 --> 00:19:46,265
I love dinner.
434
00:19:46,299 --> 00:19:49,167
MC Cubano, huh? That's catchy.
435
00:19:49,202 --> 00:19:50,435
Yeah, you know, I wanted something
436
00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:52,704
to embrace my heritage.
437
00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:55,674
Well, Vanessa speaks very highly of you.
438
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:57,209
- You're free the 14th?
- 14th?
439
00:19:57,243 --> 00:19:58,410
Yeah, let me check.
440
00:19:58,444 --> 00:19:59,511
You know what? For you, yes.
441
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,713
- Great.
- Great.
442
00:20:01,748 --> 00:20:03,749
The music needs to be
profanity-free obviously,
443
00:20:03,783 --> 00:20:05,584
and include some classics
444
00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:08,353
so the older guests can enjoy it
along with the children.
445
00:20:08,388 --> 00:20:09,559
"Children"? I'm sorry.
446
00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:12,558
- What kind of gig is this?
- It's a bar mitzvah.
447
00:20:12,592 --> 00:20:14,426
- A bar mitzvah.
- Yeah.
448
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,228
Are any of these limitations
a problem for you?
449
00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:18,196
No, no, not unless
you're some kind of hack
450
00:20:18,231 --> 00:20:19,797
who just wants to spin
Justin Bieber songs.
451
00:20:19,831 --> 00:20:24,436
Listen, I'm an artist, you know?
You hire me to do what I do.
452
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:27,205
Not to censor me, not to limit me...
453
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,607
to let me rock your world, you know?
454
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,208
That's why you hire me.
455
00:20:30,243 --> 00:20:33,211
Actually, MC Cubano,
456
00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:35,426
I think that's why I don't hire you.
457
00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:39,084
MC Cubano.
Vanessa, what are you thinking?
458
00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:41,420
- What?
- This guy's not gonna work out.
459
00:20:43,756 --> 00:20:46,725
- Yeah, that was insulting.
- Yeah, it was!
460
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,260
Oh, you're mad at me?
461
00:20:48,294 --> 00:20:49,494
He wanted me to play a bar mitzvah.
462
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:50,429
Oh, I'm sorry.
463
00:20:50,463 --> 00:20:51,755
Is high school dance
where you draw the line?
464
00:20:51,789 --> 00:20:53,231
I'll have to remember that the next time
465
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:55,738
I ask the head of C.T.O. Records
to hire you.
466
00:20:56,803 --> 00:20:59,838
Weiss? Eli Weiss?
467
00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:01,473
Yes.
468
00:21:01,507 --> 00:21:03,809
- Okay, I can fix this.
Let me just smooth things over.
469
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:06,812
A steamroller wouldn't
smooth over the mess you made.
470
00:21:06,846 --> 00:21:09,615
- Do you want this job?
- Yes.
471
00:21:09,649 --> 00:21:12,117
- You sure?
- Yes.
472
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,288
Follow me and do exactly as I say.
473
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,793
- Melanie, I'm such a huge fan.
- Thank you so much, Noa.
474
00:21:21,828 --> 00:21:24,329
And thank you for meeting me
on such short notice.
475
00:21:24,364 --> 00:21:26,264
No problem. My pleasure.
476
00:21:26,299 --> 00:21:27,432
Can I have a water, please?
477
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,434
Look, I think it's great
478
00:21:29,469 --> 00:21:31,503
what you're doing in Puerto Rico
and around the world.
479
00:21:31,537 --> 00:21:33,472
I'm sorry I can't be
at your event tonight,
480
00:21:33,506 --> 00:21:36,608
but I have this for your foundation.
481
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,951
This is very generous of you.
482
00:21:39,985 --> 00:21:41,780
I just hope it doesn't feel like a bribe.
483
00:21:41,814 --> 00:21:43,011
How so?
484
00:21:43,046 --> 00:21:44,816
I have a film starting
production next week,
485
00:21:44,851 --> 00:21:49,855
and I have an actress who just
checked herself into rehab.
486
00:21:49,889 --> 00:21:51,823
It's a small role,
but I've been banging my head
487
00:21:51,858 --> 00:21:54,459
trying to come up with
the right fit for the part,
488
00:21:54,494 --> 00:21:57,329
and I thought of you.
489
00:21:58,938 --> 00:22:00,399
Wow.
490
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,801
Well, I would be very happy
to read for that role.
491
00:22:02,835 --> 00:22:04,336
You don't have to audition.
492
00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,238
The part is yours if you want it.
493
00:22:06,272 --> 00:22:08,247
It's three weeks work,
494
00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:12,310
and we would need you there
in Toronto tomorrow, ideally.
495
00:22:12,345 --> 00:22:14,913
Wait a second. Toronto.
496
00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:17,349
Is this the film
you're doing with Colin Davis?
497
00:22:17,383 --> 00:22:20,385
Yes, he said you'd be perfect for it
498
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:22,821
and that the personal history
wouldn't be an issue.
499
00:22:22,855 --> 00:22:25,891
So is she great, or is she great?
500
00:22:28,294 --> 00:22:30,762
I told you you would love Pi�ones.
501
00:22:30,797 --> 00:22:33,498
So what else, mi amor?
502
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:34,566
What else? What else?
503
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,835
What is it like to travel
with a celebrity?
504
00:22:36,869 --> 00:22:38,837
I mean, it's different than I imagined.
505
00:22:38,871 --> 00:22:40,706
I thought it'd be all parties and stuff,
506
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,441
but she spent hours talking to the press
507
00:22:42,475 --> 00:22:43,788
about helping the island
508
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,577
and just how much she could help it.
509
00:22:45,611 --> 00:22:47,413
I mean, I don't know.
She's just a great person.
510
00:22:47,447 --> 00:22:49,715
Well, depending on how tonight goes,
511
00:22:49,749 --> 00:22:51,950
maybe you'll invite her over for dinner.
512
00:22:53,886 --> 00:22:56,254
I'm keeping her away from our
dinners for as long as possible.
513
00:22:56,289 --> 00:22:57,756
What is that supposed to mean?
514
00:22:57,790 --> 00:22:59,524
- Okay, I gotta go, Ma.
Bye.
515
00:22:59,559 --> 00:23:01,727
Now we're not good enough for our son.
516
00:23:04,997 --> 00:23:07,199
I know it's a leap,
and maybe a scary one.
517
00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:08,767
I wouldn't be here if I didn't think
518
00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:10,869
you and I would make a great team.
519
00:23:10,903 --> 00:23:13,271
It means so much to hear you say that.
520
00:23:13,306 --> 00:23:14,706
Just let me know tomorrow, either way.
521
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,241
Absolutely.
522
00:23:16,275 --> 00:23:18,410
- Hey, Colin.
- Thanks, Melanie.
523
00:23:18,444 --> 00:23:20,812
How dare you use acting
524
00:23:20,847 --> 00:23:22,614
to worm your way back into my life.
525
00:23:22,648 --> 00:23:24,282
- Wow.
Slow down, Noa.
526
00:23:24,317 --> 00:23:26,418
So this has nothing to do with us?
527
00:23:26,452 --> 00:23:27,619
Yeah, sure it does...
528
00:23:27,653 --> 00:23:28,887
I mean, in the fact that I thought
529
00:23:28,921 --> 00:23:30,222
we were still friends, at least.
530
00:23:30,256 --> 00:23:32,272
Oh.
531
00:23:32,307 --> 00:23:33,391
And if I say yes,
532
00:23:33,426 --> 00:23:35,172
then I have to be in Toronto by tomorrow.
533
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:37,358
Honey, how are you feeling about it?
534
00:23:38,331 --> 00:23:40,398
- Confused.
- For what it's worth,
535
00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:43,654
it's about working with
Melanie Caan, not Colin.
536
00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:47,839
It's about chasing your dream.
I think you should do it.
537
00:23:47,874 --> 00:23:50,275
I hate to admit it,
but I think he's right.
538
00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:52,277
Colin is a side note.
539
00:23:52,311 --> 00:23:54,012
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
540
00:23:54,046 --> 00:23:55,914
Piper, what happened?
541
00:23:55,948 --> 00:23:57,415
Did you fall in the pool?
542
00:23:57,450 --> 00:24:02,387
A water main underneath
the hotel burst, and...
543
00:24:03,723 --> 00:24:05,490
It's a geyser in there.
544
00:24:05,525 --> 00:24:07,425
- Well, are they fixing it?
- Oh, no.
545
00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:09,928
You don't understand. It's all ruined.
546
00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:11,630
The food, the decorations...
547
00:24:11,664 --> 00:24:15,187
we have hundreds of people
who paid to come to a gala.
548
00:24:16,302 --> 00:24:17,769
There is no gala.
549
00:24:19,866 --> 00:24:22,652
I'm so, I'm I'm so sorry.
550
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:24,180
You know what, I will wait outside,
551
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,481
and I'll explain to everybody...
552
00:24:25,515 --> 00:24:26,549
- No, no, no.
We're not giving up.
553
00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:27,743
Well, what about another hotel?
554
00:24:27,777 --> 00:24:29,328
Well, it's not about the space, Lewis.
555
00:24:29,363 --> 00:24:30,653
It's about all the stuff that we put in.
556
00:24:30,687 --> 00:24:33,255
The food, the decorations...
it's all destroyed.
557
00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:35,891
- But still, Noa is right.
We do not give up.
558
00:24:35,915 --> 00:24:39,918
We have two hours to recreate
a meticulously-planned gala
559
00:24:39,952 --> 00:24:42,209
that celebrates children and education.
560
00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:43,967
And we're in a predominantly
Catholic country,
561
00:24:44,002 --> 00:24:45,135
so we are due for a miracle.
562
00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:46,303
I got it!
563
00:24:46,338 --> 00:24:47,338
Baker Boy, no offense,
564
00:24:47,372 --> 00:24:50,074
but when I said miracle,
I didn't mean pastelitos.
565
00:24:50,108 --> 00:24:52,710
How about a whole island of cuisine?
566
00:24:56,281 --> 00:24:59,717
Everybody wants the fantasy...
the dream, the sports car,
567
00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:01,652
even if they can only afford
the rusty pickup.
568
00:25:01,686 --> 00:25:02,820
So you sell them the rusty pickup,
569
00:25:02,854 --> 00:25:04,648
and make them believe
they're getting the sports car.
570
00:25:04,682 --> 00:25:06,022
Yup.
571
00:25:06,056 --> 00:25:07,958
Wait, am I the rusty pickup
in this scenario?
572
00:25:07,992 --> 00:25:10,127
You are the guy that's
gonna keep his mouth shut.
573
00:25:11,329 --> 00:25:13,397
Vanessa, do you really think
this is gonna work?
574
00:25:13,431 --> 00:25:16,834
After your debacle with
Mr. Weiss, we have no choice.
575
00:25:16,868 --> 00:25:18,902
We go over his head.
576
00:25:18,937 --> 00:25:21,004
- Huh?
- This guy is the next Drake.
577
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:23,340
He's "Degrassi" era now,
but he's about to blow up.
578
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,109
So do you wanna break the next Drake,
579
00:25:25,143 --> 00:25:27,010
or do you want the same DJ
your cousin had
580
00:25:27,045 --> 00:25:28,746
whose greatest achievement
was getting your bubbie
581
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:30,020
to twerk to the Village People?
582
00:25:30,055 --> 00:25:31,288
I don't know.
583
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:34,485
Bubbie likes the "YMCA" and she
writes a mean birthday check.
584
00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:37,254
Yo, any fool can play
that stuff, all right?
585
00:25:37,288 --> 00:25:39,323
I have cutting-edge lyrics.
586
00:25:41,192 --> 00:25:43,861
He's right. He does.
587
00:25:43,895 --> 00:25:45,778
And you know who else likes him?
588
00:25:46,331 --> 00:25:47,865
Noa Hamilton.
589
00:25:50,235 --> 00:25:52,269
? One, two, three, four ?
590
00:25:52,303 --> 00:25:54,371
? 'Cause I'm a Calle Ocho guy ?
591
00:25:54,406 --> 00:25:56,140
? Oh, oh ?
592
00:25:56,174 --> 00:25:58,308
? A little macho, a little shy ?
593
00:25:58,343 --> 00:26:00,277
? Oh, oh ?
594
00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:03,881
- That's dope.
That's you?
595
00:26:03,915 --> 00:26:05,215
I'm telling you,
he doesn't look like much,
596
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:06,924
but he's the real deal.
597
00:26:07,919 --> 00:26:09,787
Did I mention that hiring MC Cubano
598
00:26:09,821 --> 00:26:11,221
would piss your parents off?
599
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,130
Let's do this.
600
00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:17,428
So you think I'm crazy?
601
00:26:19,097 --> 00:26:22,966
- No, this will work.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
602
00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:24,501
- So this is it, huh, Daniel?
- Yeah, yeah.
603
00:26:24,536 --> 00:26:25,903
It's good? Thank you.
604
00:26:25,937 --> 00:26:28,071
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Yeah.
605
00:26:28,106 --> 00:26:29,273
What are you doing here?
606
00:26:29,307 --> 00:26:31,875
I wasn't gonna wait in my room
like some kind of princess.
607
00:26:33,778 --> 00:26:35,412
All right. Let's go, guys.
608
00:26:35,447 --> 00:26:36,880
- Let's get to work.
- You showed up.
609
00:26:36,915 --> 00:26:38,248
Well played, Hamilton.
610
00:26:38,283 --> 00:26:39,438
Come on. Let's do it.
611
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,351
I'm not afraid of breaking a nail.
612
00:26:41,386 --> 00:26:43,153
Come on. Let's get this over there.
613
00:26:43,188 --> 00:26:45,889
- I think I can handle this.
- Let's do it.
614
00:27:06,044 --> 00:27:09,112
Save some for the guests.
615
00:27:09,147 --> 00:27:12,216
I'm testing for quality control.
616
00:27:26,397 --> 00:27:28,065
- Is that it?
- That's it.
617
00:27:28,099 --> 00:27:30,133
20 minutes to spare.
618
00:27:30,168 --> 00:27:32,202
We gotta get changed before
anyone sees us like this.
619
00:27:32,237 --> 00:27:34,137
Let's go, Hamilton.
620
00:27:34,172 --> 00:27:35,873
Thank you.
621
00:27:41,412 --> 00:27:42,679
? My head feels ?
622
00:27:42,714 --> 00:27:46,116
So before when you said that
your brother knew Noa Hamilton,
623
00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:48,318
I thought it was one of
those lies that you tell people
624
00:27:48,353 --> 00:27:49,486
when you're new somewhere
625
00:27:49,521 --> 00:27:52,956
and you wanna say something
that makes you seem cool.
626
00:27:52,991 --> 00:27:55,993
Yeah, I tried those,
but they always backfired.
627
00:27:56,027 --> 00:27:58,395
I'm a terrible liar.
628
00:27:58,429 --> 00:27:59,997
I would say something,
629
00:28:00,031 --> 00:28:02,147
and then, like,
two seconds later, take it back.
630
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:05,903
I once told a boy that I had
herpes when he tried to kiss me.
631
00:28:07,051 --> 00:28:08,409
That's a good one.
632
00:28:08,433 --> 00:28:10,801
Until he told the whole school.
633
00:28:10,836 --> 00:28:12,303
Ouch.
634
00:28:14,339 --> 00:28:15,803
So...
635
00:28:17,142 --> 00:28:18,809
Um...
636
00:28:20,812 --> 00:28:26,117
Do you like boys or girls?
637
00:28:26,151 --> 00:28:28,486
Or both?
638
00:28:30,355 --> 00:28:31,944
Um...
639
00:28:33,225 --> 00:28:36,490
- None of the above?
- No, I...
640
00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:39,868
I mean, I like...
641
00:28:43,902 --> 00:28:46,270
? I'd have to say it was enough ?
642
00:28:46,304 --> 00:28:50,274
? To make me walk away ?
643
00:28:50,308 --> 00:28:52,476
? And I messed up ?
644
00:28:52,511 --> 00:28:55,179
? 'Cause every time I start to get up ?
645
00:28:55,213 --> 00:28:56,514
? And now my head feels ?
646
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,318
Natalia, mija, be careful.
647
00:29:01,353 --> 00:29:03,612
- What are you doing?
- Nothing, um, nothing.
648
00:29:03,647 --> 00:29:06,023
Actually, Amy was just leaving.
649
00:29:06,057 --> 00:29:08,740
- Aww, she is?
- Yeah.
650
00:29:08,774 --> 00:29:12,196
We were talking, and now we're
done, so she's gonna go home.
651
00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:16,000
Oh, but, Amy, I made
some merenguito besitos.
652
00:29:16,034 --> 00:29:18,502
They're tiny kisses of meringue
made with a lot of love.
653
00:29:18,537 --> 00:29:21,806
Thanks, Mrs. Garcia, but Natalie's right.
654
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,007
I have to go.
655
00:29:27,045 --> 00:29:28,417
- Night.
- Good night.
656
00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:36,987
But I thought it was going so well.
657
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,028
Wow.
658
00:30:16,297 --> 00:30:18,467
So what do you think?
659
00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:21,595
It's incredible.
660
00:30:28,342 --> 00:30:30,110
Thank you so much.
661
00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:44,713
I mean when I say this.
662
00:30:44,747 --> 00:30:47,060
What you did today
was absolutely amazing.
663
00:30:47,094 --> 00:30:49,463
I'm a closer. I close.
664
00:30:51,999 --> 00:30:53,300
You knew.
665
00:30:54,214 --> 00:30:57,483
Yeah, about Daniel going
to Noa's birthday party.
666
00:30:57,508 --> 00:30:59,509
Mateo, I know about everything.
667
00:30:59,534 --> 00:31:01,593
And yet, you still stand up
for me like that.
668
00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:04,244
We're family.
669
00:31:06,013 --> 00:31:07,614
I know it might not feel like it to you,
670
00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:09,616
maybe not any of you,
671
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:11,518
but the four years
Daniel and I were together,
672
00:31:11,552 --> 00:31:14,064
you were all a part of that.
673
00:31:14,689 --> 00:31:17,491
And if Daniel comes to his senses,
674
00:31:17,525 --> 00:31:19,559
maybe we'll all end up closer.
675
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:26,032
Okay, two things before I go.
676
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:29,662
First, no more Vanessa Princessa.
677
00:31:31,405 --> 00:31:33,473
You, uh, knew about that?
678
00:31:33,508 --> 00:31:35,419
I told you. I know about everything.
679
00:31:36,177 --> 00:31:38,345
And the second thing?
680
00:31:41,082 --> 00:31:43,149
I get 10% of every gig
you book from now on,
681
00:31:43,184 --> 00:31:45,721
and don't you even try
to negotiate with me!
682
00:31:47,355 --> 00:31:49,055
I'll see you.
683
00:32:04,405 --> 00:32:06,013
Buenas noches.
684
00:32:07,775 --> 00:32:09,536
Gracias.
685
00:32:10,177 --> 00:32:14,481
First of all, I want to thank
you all for being here tonight.
686
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:18,718
I'm happy to report that thanks
to your generous contributions,
687
00:32:18,753 --> 00:32:23,223
we will soon be constructing
12 additional schools.
688
00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:33,767
As some of you may know,
689
00:32:33,801 --> 00:32:36,169
our original venue was flooded tonight
690
00:32:36,203 --> 00:32:39,739
and all of our plans were washed away.
691
00:32:39,774 --> 00:32:42,542
But like the people of this island,
692
00:32:42,577 --> 00:32:45,211
my friends didn't despair.
693
00:32:45,246 --> 00:32:48,848
They rebuilt, they improvised,
694
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:51,865
and they made something magical, no?
695
00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:58,458
Something unforgettable.
696
00:32:58,492 --> 00:33:02,395
To me, that says when you do things
697
00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:05,685
with love and with passion,
698
00:33:05,719 --> 00:33:09,846
you can overcome even the
most challenging of obstacles.
699
00:33:10,171 --> 00:33:15,208
Thank you so much, Puerto Rico,
for your support.
700
00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:19,079
And now, let's dance!
701
00:33:45,706 --> 00:33:46,906
- Wow.
- All about...
702
00:33:53,314 --> 00:33:55,115
All right, all right, all right.
703
00:33:55,149 --> 00:33:57,417
That's... that's how it is all the time.
704
00:33:58,486 --> 00:34:00,620
Ruben, I couldn't have done this
without you.
705
00:34:00,655 --> 00:34:03,523
How amazing this turned out.
706
00:34:03,557 --> 00:34:05,203
She's really something, isn't she?
707
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,628
Colin Davis.
708
00:34:08,663 --> 00:34:10,930
Daniel Garcia.
709
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:12,766
I saw how you pulled
all this together, man.
710
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,268
It's really impressive, what you did.
711
00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:17,437
So you and Noa are friends?
712
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:20,273
She's got a way, right?
713
00:34:20,307 --> 00:34:22,586
Makes you kind of feel like
you're the only guy in the world...
714
00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:24,850
even if you're not.
715
00:34:28,249 --> 00:34:29,949
Hey.
716
00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,484
Have you guys seen Daniel?
717
00:34:31,519 --> 00:34:33,620
No, and hopefully, you won't see Daniel.
718
00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:34,654
Seriously.
719
00:34:34,689 --> 00:34:37,223
Did she tell you
she wants to be an actress?
720
00:34:37,258 --> 00:34:39,192
That's a lifelong dream of hers.
721
00:34:39,226 --> 00:34:41,628
And she just got a role in my next film.
722
00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:43,396
We leave tomorrow.
723
00:34:43,431 --> 00:34:45,799
Yeah, she's not gonna have
much time for anything else.
724
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,201
I just wanted to let you know,
bro to bro.
725
00:34:49,937 --> 00:34:51,571
I learned today how celebrities like you
726
00:34:51,605 --> 00:34:53,408
have to smile when you're in public.
727
00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:57,243
Even if you're making an ass
out of yourself.
728
00:34:57,278 --> 00:34:58,845
Stop me when I'm wrong.
729
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,346
Noa broke it off,
730
00:35:00,381 --> 00:35:01,848
then you begged her to get back together,
731
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:03,046
she said no.
732
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,818
Then she asked you
not to come to this event,
733
00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:06,720
and yet, you still came.
734
00:35:06,754 --> 00:35:08,488
Now you're using her dream
735
00:35:08,522 --> 00:35:09,689
to try to get her back in your life.
736
00:35:09,724 --> 00:35:10,967
Is that the story?
737
00:35:12,206 --> 00:35:14,041
Now don't lose that smile, superstar.
738
00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:17,201
Hold onto it, because your dignity...
739
00:35:17,226 --> 00:35:18,560
that's long gone.
740
00:35:23,491 --> 00:35:26,459
- Hey.
- Wow.
741
00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:29,128
You look beautiful.
742
00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:32,879
Thank you, Colin.
743
00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:34,324
For what?
744
00:35:34,815 --> 00:35:37,350
For making this decision so easy for me.
745
00:35:37,384 --> 00:35:39,352
You didn't get me that role for me.
746
00:35:39,386 --> 00:35:40,687
That was for you,
747
00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:42,255
which is why I'm gonna tell Melanie Caan
748
00:35:42,289 --> 00:35:43,790
that I'm not taking it.
749
00:35:43,824 --> 00:35:46,459
But please stay and enjoy the food.
750
00:35:46,494 --> 00:35:47,927
It's delicious.
751
00:36:05,679 --> 00:36:07,580
Wanna get out of here?
752
00:36:11,138 --> 00:36:13,964
Hey, I booked a gig!
753
00:36:15,222 --> 00:36:16,422
Mm.
754
00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:20,260
Who died?
755
00:36:21,562 --> 00:36:24,497
Something happened between
Natalie and her friend, Amy,
756
00:36:24,532 --> 00:36:27,534
and now she's not talking.
757
00:36:27,568 --> 00:36:29,035
Not one word.
758
00:36:29,069 --> 00:36:30,336
Do you know how hard it is
759
00:36:30,371 --> 00:36:32,472
for your sister not to say one word?
760
00:36:32,506 --> 00:36:34,240
Congratulations on the job, mijo.
761
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,595
We'll have to celebrate when
the family's all back together.
762
00:36:37,444 --> 00:36:40,547
Vanessa helped, actually. She's...
763
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,949
A good person.
764
00:36:45,452 --> 00:36:47,272
Go away.
765
00:36:50,591 --> 00:36:52,158
Do you hear me?
766
00:36:52,193 --> 00:36:53,358
Do you even hear the words
767
00:36:53,392 --> 00:36:55,328
that are coming out
of my mouth right now?
768
00:36:55,655 --> 00:36:57,397
What happened with Amy?
769
00:36:57,431 --> 00:37:00,600
Nothing. Why do you ask?
770
00:37:00,634 --> 00:37:04,247
Well, because I'm your brother.
771
00:37:04,939 --> 00:37:07,907
And I love you
772
00:37:07,942 --> 00:37:09,576
a lot more than I love Daniel.
773
00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:11,171
And...
774
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,381
I have eyes.
775
00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:19,085
Look, I know I act a fool,
like, 99% of the time,
776
00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:22,989
but that's just how I deal with life.
777
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:26,728
I actually pay attention.
778
00:37:27,261 --> 00:37:29,095
And as someone who has seen
his fair share
779
00:37:29,129 --> 00:37:32,065
of women storming off,
I'm sort of an expert, so...
780
00:37:40,274 --> 00:37:42,202
I told her to leave.
781
00:37:44,077 --> 00:37:45,978
I really like her.
782
00:37:46,003 --> 00:37:49,834
And I think she likes me,
and she's so nice,
783
00:37:50,251 --> 00:37:52,185
and I freaked out.
784
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,355
Can you believe that?
785
00:37:57,157 --> 00:37:58,691
Yeah, I can.
786
00:38:02,796 --> 00:38:04,182
Call her.
787
00:38:05,132 --> 00:38:06,466
What? I can't.
788
00:38:07,668 --> 00:38:09,270
Yes, you can.
789
00:38:10,471 --> 00:38:12,605
You better call her,
or mom's gonna call her.
790
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,207
You know that.
791
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:17,710
Well, what do I even say?
792
00:38:20,347 --> 00:38:22,115
Hell if I know.
793
00:38:22,149 --> 00:38:23,952
They always hang up on me.
794
00:38:38,032 --> 00:38:40,300
No one can see us leave together.
795
00:38:40,334 --> 00:38:42,001
So you walk on that side,
796
00:38:42,036 --> 00:38:44,639
and I'll walk on this side, okay?
797
00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:57,150
Honey, what's wrong with you?
You've been distracted all day.
798
00:38:57,184 --> 00:38:58,818
I'm worried about Daniel.
799
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,633
I mean, she's beautiful,
800
00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:15,668
but people like Noa Hamilton,
they're not like us.
801
00:39:15,703 --> 00:39:17,136
They don't live in the real world.
802
00:39:35,255 --> 00:39:37,256
I don't want Daniel getting used to that.
803
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,392
I don't want him living in some...
804
00:39:39,426 --> 00:39:41,260
Some fantasy.
805
00:39:47,634 --> 00:39:50,163
Because if he does get swept up in it,
806
00:39:51,271 --> 00:39:54,107
what happens when he falls back to Earth?
807
00:40:01,281 --> 00:40:02,749
No PDA, remember?
808
00:40:02,783 --> 00:40:05,084
Well, good thing
we're not in public anymore.
809
00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:06,886
Ms. Hamilton, can I have an autograph?
810
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,588
Yeah, sure.
811
00:40:08,622 --> 00:40:10,757
Can you make it out to Romy Chase?
812
00:40:10,791 --> 00:40:12,759
That's me.
813
00:40:12,793 --> 00:40:15,104
- What floor?
- Three.
814
00:40:15,896 --> 00:40:17,244
- Romy, right?
- Yes.
815
00:40:17,279 --> 00:40:20,133
My mom said not to bother you,
but she was wrong.
816
00:40:22,636 --> 00:40:23,870
What are you writing?
817
00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:24,904
"To Romy,
818
00:40:24,938 --> 00:40:27,440
"who will never know
how much she made me smile
819
00:40:27,474 --> 00:40:29,409
when she surprised me in the elevator."
820
00:40:29,443 --> 00:40:32,145
Oh, my God. That's perfect.
821
00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:34,914
- Oh, can I take a photo?
- Sure, absolutely.
822
00:40:34,948 --> 00:40:36,783
- Will you?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
823
00:40:38,652 --> 00:40:40,446
One, two, three.
824
00:40:41,655 --> 00:40:43,389
It's nice.
825
00:40:43,424 --> 00:40:45,558
Oh, this is me. Thank you.
826
00:40:45,592 --> 00:40:47,660
You're welcome.
827
00:40:47,694 --> 00:40:49,556
We should wait till our floor.
828
00:40:50,697 --> 00:40:52,131
Forget that.
829
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,657
? 'Cause I can't get enough
830
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,329
? Yeah, I can't get enough
59793
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