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This is a very very good omen.

We call it very good omen, you know?

I just want a boyfriend, I want...

You want love!

You got it... Love will come very very soon.

Oh! My love...

Hello?

Selina? She's fast asleep.

Me? I'm her boyfriend.

You're her sis?

Her mom's getting married?

Marriage held after twenty minutes?

Shit! I forgot it.

I forgot today's my mom's wedding day.

Get out... Okay.

What's that?

Yeah...

A lucky omen of love!

You found your fortune by Chinese fortune-telling lot? So obsolete.

What? The slip's stuck on your foot.

Bin it.

No!

How can you junk the lucky omen of love?

Love? You got it, right?

No.

From the very beginning,

I've stood your messiness.

You're still the same as before.

The same as before?

But I love you! Really.

But you don't respect me. I lost the feeling of love.

What?

We're still in love, right?

That's your idea.

I wanna a man who respects me.

No U-turn. You'd better review your attitude.

I'm Selina.

One of millions of women in Hong Kong.

I'm a psychoanalyst.

My daily routine is doing psychoanalysis for the patients.

But I fail to analyze the mind of my boyfriends.

Sometimes doctors can't help themselves.

If I meet a man

and I can read his mind,

I'll marry him.

My mom, Mona, gets married today.

She used to be a hit singer.

This is her eighth marriage.

She's brave

and keeps trying. May God bless her.

Mom, why sis hasn't come?

If she wanna come, she'll make it.

Otherwise, nervousness doesn't help.

Sometimes grooms abandoned me and ran away.

What're you teasing? You dare run away?

No, I don't. Now I'm here.

Look...

One, two, three, cheers.

Very romantic!

Congratulations!

Thank you!

Sorry, I'm late.

It's okay.

Gary.

Why are you so late?

Sorry, Gary.

Congratulations!

I get married again. How about you?

No one proposes to me!

Actually I need remarkable courage to get married.

But I don't have it.

Listen to me, sweet pea.

Marriage doesn't matter.

Love matters.

Love makes women beautiful.

Women in the river of love is the prettiest.

Got it.

Hurray, daughter!

I love you!

I love you too!

Bye... Bye...

There's a man looking at you, sis.

Ken was my puppy love.

We broke up ten years ago.

Later I found he's married.

I don't wanna ruin his marriage.

Do you remember the day we broke up?

You wanna make me down this time?

When you saw I walked with my ex-wife and daughter,

I...

It seems that you always remember your ex.

I wanna know... after we broke up,

how many women did you win?

A hundred? Two hundred?

I care about my daughter only.

She's twenty already.

After I divorce with my ex-wife, her mom took her back to Hong Kong.

She lived in a mess. I feel very sorry.

Three days ago I found my daughter

and bailed her out.

Like father, like daughter.

I really wanna teach her.

But I have to go back to Shanghai tonight

to handle the largest merge project in these three years.

I can turn it down.

So?

Please take care of Yuki.

You think I'm a step-mom? Bullshit.

You're a psychoanalyst.

The case like Yuki

isn't a big problem to you.

Don't get me into troubles.

You're rich. You can hire anyone to take up the duties.

I've already hired an image consultant,

a language specialist and a posture teacher for her.

And also a former G4 member as bodyguard to protect her.

But...

money can't buy true love.

You're the only caring person I know.

Being praised is the largest weakness of women.

Actually I'm a kind person.

This time I lost to him again. I accepted his request.

Getting into that boutique,

I see that woman, Chile's wife immediately.

I must take revenge!

So I don't close the door when doing the fitting.

My good figure

in the tight clothes is shown. At this moment,

I know she steals a glance at me...

No... she's eying me...

all the time!

Her face muscle...

got cramp out of jealousy.

All the cells of my body are so excited.

So I...

Shit! Power runs out?

This is A Blond again?

Gotta be published. It's the seventh titles.

It's the best-seller.

You're actually writing erotic fictions for women.

It's just a story telling a third party's feeling in the ex-marital affair.

I like Womeneater

and Traded Up.

And next one's more fabulous.

It's Sex and the Shitty: No Cock and Coconut.

You're an abnormal lady.

How about you? Take care of her ex's daughter.

Philadelphia Kwan, a writer and celebrity.

Her fictions and essays

are cheap, harsh and erotic.

Actually all the men stay away from her in the end.

So she doesn't have her man.

She stays at home during the festive occasions.

All her ideas of love stories come from

us or she just creates new stories.

Nowadays the gals

take LSD to get ecstasy, cut wrist to hint their passion,

have tattoos for fun and sex for pleasure peak.

Can you make her a sheep?

It's challenging and high-spirited!

Cos your men can't make you excited.

So you just make fun on that kind of dangerous games.

Nonsense.

You got little experience of romance.

You aren't qualified for talking about romance excitement.

Why do you talk about my scars?

Who's so poor that she doesn't have romance excitement?

We're talking about you and you show up!

Did you miss me when I left Hong Kong?

Sure.

Where's your boyfriend?

You two were like twins last month.

We broke up in the Mt. Everest.

You sent him off? Or he sent you off?

Just at 5,000 meters above sea level,

he took a leak at night and cried just for the piss froze.

Who would like this kind of man?

Wow. No one dare date you.

It doesn't matter!

I have to play sky dive in my wedding.

The priest must play together and do the wedding in the sky.

My honey and I exchange the rings and do a French kiss.

Danger's a mountaineer.

No, actually she's an adventurer.

She's bitten with the most dangerous games.

She runs bars. She owns at least ten bars.

Her biz's pretty good so she gets a lot of time for adventure.

All her boyfriends had heart disease after the adventure.

And this is Tank Lady. Her dad is a retired gangster.

She's influential and a good fighter.

She isn't weaker than men.

Two or three guys can't beat her.

Any news?

She? Be a baby sitter and take care of the daughter of ex.

A twenty-year-old gal.

Her dad gave me a picture of her. Look.

Take a look.

Very cool!

Stay away!

Who dare touch my face, I blast you!

Is this his daughter?

Hope it's not her. Get out!

She's crazy!

You don't like this one again?

You play tricks on me?

This is fashion?

No way. Look at me. This is FASHION.

How can I wear these clothes?

This is Issey Miyahki and this Valentino...

YSL isn't your cup of tea.

What do you like, ma'am?

Look at your hair. It looks like monkey hair.

You'd better change your hairstyle!

One long eyebrow doesn't look good.

Do take them off.

Nose pores larger than nostrils. Do facial treatment.

Go to hell!

Crazy!

Facial treatment? Don't go near me next time!

Much more terrible than imagination.

Who are you, broad?

She's talking about you! No... it's you! You!

I mean both of you! Who are you?

Selina. I'm a psychoanalyst.

Your dad's friend.

Got it.

My out-dated dad could win you?

Every gal'll put love on top priority.

You're straightforward. We get around well.

This lady is...

Ms Kwan, her friend.

Philadelphia Kwan.

You're that erotic fiction writer.

I think your fictions are fine

but some words are a bit difficult.

It's better to add some comic.

More comic...

Then it's very good.

I can help hand. I'm good at drawing comic.

And I wanna tell you,

I don't need any psychoanalysts.

I don't take any acid. I don't have any mental illness.

Yuki.

Psychoanalysts don't treat mental illness.

They only do psychoanalysis for the patients.

I wanna know you more.

No teasing. Wanna know me more?

Let's dine out together.

Sorry, Ms Yuki.

You can't go out without his permission. This is your dad's order.

You are...

I'm the security manager to protect Yuki. My name's King Hui.

Just a paper tiger.

You're the former G4 member?

Just call me King.

I wanna go out with Yuki.

You may report to Ken about this.

No problem. But I must guard her closely.

Closely! He's a pantiliner stuck CLOSELY on my underwear.

More troublesome than trouble.

Wait a minute.

What's going on in the restaurant?

There're many gangsters with tattoos on their bodies.

It seems that they're talking about "the biz".

Let's go to another restaurant.

You go yourself. My friends are there.

You use my name to get out.

No... you said you wanna know more about me.

So I take you to see my friends.

Table for six?

Water leakage here. That table's better.

It doesn't matter.

Here's better.

Just a few water drops.

This is water leakage?

Sorry. Here's a towel.

Don't touch me!

Why do you like this restaurant?

I'm a VIP of this restaurant.

The people of that table look unfriendly.

You may go first if you scare.

Who scare? Why should we go?

A man are just an animal with a "sausage" between the legs.

But they have over ten "sausage" pointing at you.

I got a powerful weapon.

Cut them all!

The beef's delicious.

Hay... hay...

Calm down...

The mucus keeps running in my nose for years. It's manageable.

And sausage are pretty good.

Sausage?

No.

King Kong, I've known you for three days but never seen you smile.

Sorry. I'm not humorous.

Then how can you woo gals?

Stained Teeth, you daren't come these two days?

Just for you got teeth for biting people.

Can you win?

I think you're wasting my time.

Well, a gutsy gal!

Then I don't keep you up!

Music!

Feels cool.

Right.

C'mon.

No, I can't get into the rhythm.

Boss how can a restaurant become a disco?

It's difficult to run a biz, ma'am.

They hold a party every day.

Where will you go?

Where do you go, Yuki?

You are a haunting ghost? I always see you!

That shouldn't be the case.

But this is an order. I can leave you alone.

Let's dance again.

I don't feel like dancing.

You dance well. Why don't you go on?

I'm hungry.

There's hotpot upstairs?

Don't you see that worm...

Classic.

What class?

Come to my place and I make you late-night refreshment.

Okay. But I don't wanna see this guy.

No problem. We'll hide behind the door.

Once you disappear, we appear again.

You really let that Stained Teeth stay here?

A promise is a promise.

She may blast you. Did you think of this?

Actually she has her own personality.

Don't you think her hairstyle's cool?

Cool?

But she doesn't brush her teeth.

What are you laughing at?

A gal is raped

and then throws herself off a building...

If you were that gal, what'd you do?

Take that bastard to the roof

and push him off...

Yuki's like a wild horse.

I think it challenging to guide her to the right track.

So it's better to build up our mutual trust first.

When did you have the first kiss?

What tricks do you play, Selina the Milk Wagons?

To be frankly, if I tell my story, everybody gotta tell.

Otherwise, it's unfavorable to me.

Selina the Milk Wagon starts.

I had my first kiss at nineteen...

with your dad.

Nineteen! So poor.

It's scaring.

I was shy at that time.

That morning, the bell rang.

He took a bunch of roses standing outside.

He looked at me passionately.

He said he'd take me out for breakfast.

We went to the Repulse Bay.

The soft sunlight and the tender breeze was harmonious.

Then...

Then he kissed me...

we didn't have breakfast.

We sauntered along the beach hand in hand.

It was very romantic.

I really adored him very much.

My dad had his own way.

Yeah.

So he got many ex.

Gotta go 'cos my program airs very early tomorrow.

Sit down or I blast you!

It's your turn!

My turn?

Your first kiss!

Don't you know it's my privacy?

I kick your boobs if you don't tell us!

Move your feet away. Tell us.

Seventeen?

Seven...

Seven? So young?

SEVEN.

Twenty-seven?

Really? You're twenty-eight.

It was last year?

You two... what's wrong?

No more teasing!

It's your turn, Stained Teeth. Still talking about me!

Eighteen.

You were already an adult.

It's me who is the last one to have first kiss in the peers.

How's that guy?

He was okay. Quite smart. A racially mixed guy.

What's his name?

How did it happen?

We did a French kiss out of my home that day.

At that time, mom bumped into us.

She was mad. And she beat me and scolded me.

She didn't let me see him afterwards.

Do you hate your mom?

Hate her? She's dead.

I wanna a shoulder to cry on.

At that time I thought I was her mom.

I made a bubble bath and lighted aroma candles for her.

Then we slept together.

She slept like a baby.

People sleeping in this way lack the sense of security.

No one took care of her.

But she has talent for dance and music.

I like her.

And I think she can be very pretty.

If this gal can change...

it's the biggest achievement in my life.

That Yuki made me tell her my first kiss.

That made me sleepless.

I look pale.

If I lose to Taipan Shek in the live program,

isn't it a humiliation?

Ms Kwan.

Sorry I'm late.

The program's on air.

It's already 9:08 am.

My new partner, Ms Kwan hasn't come.

I think she's rude, haughty,

and irresponsible. She doesn't respect our audience and me!

Ms Kwan, if you're still on the way

or in the bed,

please review your own attitude.

Philadelphia, you may get in.

He blamed me in the air. What does he mean?

Just for MTR service suspension.

You should have known this? You didn't report this accident?

Ye know, he has his own personality.

Personality? I also have my own personality.

Welcome Ms. Philadelphia Kwan.

Sorry...

It's a in... elegant and reasonable Philadelphia Kwan.

Mr. Shek...

On behalf of the ladies in Hong Kong, I tell you seriously...

You're a senseless,

small-minded and self-centered man.

A vulgar man seriously discriminates female.

Sorry...

I shouldn't treat you as a man

cos your whole person is nothing but crap!

Except the lips... your lips

always say evil words

to insult our interviewees and other hosts.

So I hope...

all the ladies boycott this program

and this host!

Actually today's topic is about...

a rare mental illness,

psychological disorder.

Thanks to Ms Kwan to show us the symptoms.

She's brave. She can face this disease...

caused by long-term loneliness.

On behalf of the patients, I thank this guest.

Hope you recover soon.

Time now is 9:10am. It's the weather report.

The temperature outside is twenty-one degrees.

But somebody here is thirty-eight degrees.

Bastard! Faggot!

I don't get into a scrap with those low-educated people.

But I'll start a lawsuit against you as you slandered me.

Hello!

Why are you so late?

Come here. Let me introduce you to my friends.

This is Yuki.

This is Anna and this Tank Lady.

They're all well-known.

Don't call me if there's no major business.

Why are you so late?

This is the boss of this pub,

Danger.

Hello.

Yuki, your boyfriend?

He's cool.

He's the bodyguard hired by her dad.

Mr. Guard.

No need to talk to this kind of person.

Do join us, Mr. Guard.

Sorry, I'm on duty.

No one will make troubles here 'cos I'm here.

Here's more gals but the pubs in Shanghai are more exciting.

The feeling's different.

I ask Marco to bring you here

just to keep this Chinese elite up.

Why do you come to Hong Kong?

Pretty simple. A PR firm invited me sincerely

with generous remuneration package. So I accepted the offer.

You should take me to look around.

Make way... don't block the passage.

You're very POLITE, broad!

What are you talking about?

Humans' shit or dogs' talk? I can't see.

What's the matter?

Just misunderstanding...

Nothing...

Well we come here just for fun.

Right. Fun matters.

What's your name, ma'am?

Danger.

My name's Gutsie.

There's no blood in Bloody Mary and

no swing in Singaporean Swing, Gutsie.

Sorry, Ms Kwan.

I apologize to you on behalf of him.

You know me?

I read your books in Canada.

The picture of you in the book looks beautiful.

That means actually I'm not beautiful?

Can't compare with the picture but...

you look more chic.

Well! Just for what you said,

I forgive him.

This Danger's pretty and has a unique personality.

You adore her?

Guys...

No guy won't hail her as his fantasies.

But...

I think you'll run after a week.

Why? Her husband's very fierce?

She's crazy.

She's bitten with those dangerous games.

Hong Kong gals don't stand bitterness.

Place a bet. I can win her in a week.

Well. I send you my car if you can win her.

Those guys fix eyes on us.

The more guys fix eyes on us, the more confident we are.

How's it? Will you dance together?

No.

You have no response. I wanna make friends with you.

I'm not your type.

You want me to beat you?

You'll go back if you beat me?

If so, go ahead.

Can you show some responses?

Satisfied?

Finish your drinks.

No, two games out of three.

No way!

What's wrong?

Just give him a punch.

Hello?

Dick! Okay!

Okay...

Okay... I�ll tell her. Bye.

My friend wanna see you, Selina.

But he doesn't want other people know...

Can you make his appointment the last one?

Who's he?

A biggie.

So mysterious?

Well. 6:30pm.

What're you doing?

What do you want?

Are you okay?

What's wrong?

Don't come here! Are you okay?

Why did you follow me? Wanna die.

Tell me. Why did you follow me?

I live here.

You're lying. The opposite apartment's left vacant.

I've moved in this morning.

What happens?

Moving house, stupid.

Mind your waist, garbage.

This morning?

Will I be blind?

No...

No... probably not?

It's okay...

It's painful!

C'mon... try this one...

It's more painful...

I nearly put all my the cosmetics...

and skincare products on his face.

And even my mom's perfume.

But they don't work.

Finally,

it's a whitening mask

that makes him sleep well.

In fact, he's handsome.

But he's too young. At least two years younger than me.

If I go out with him, I'm like a female sex maniac?

No way.

Where's the restroom? Nature calls...

Follow the road round to the right.

Follow the road round to the right?

You just wanna compensation of love.

But I'm much older than him.

Delphia, in the world of love, there's no boundary,

and discrimination of age, class,

nationality and color.

Just do what you like.

Send me the bill.

70% off.

It's late. Don't get me into the troubles.

That's it.

I don't know if Delphia screw that young guy.

I only know I was very busy the next day.

I only got some time to eat a bite of bread at 6:00pm.

Can't imagine...

What's the matter?

May I see Dr. Selina Wong?

You are?

Tank Lady made an appointment of 6:30pm for me.

I'm Dick Yan.

I forgot this appointment.

When I heard his name,

I became a bit nervous.

Dick Yan, brother of Richard Yan

who was the most tyrant gangster boss

assassinated half a year ago.

His death became topic of the town.

It is said that his brother, Dick Yan

succeeded his gangster empire.

Now the man in front of me is Dick Yan.

You want Mr. Yan to keep standing outside the door?

Please come in, sir.

Stay here.

You should know who I am.

I don't want anybody to know

what I'll do and talk here.

No shooting and recording.

Without your permission I won't do these.

Very good.

I'll do one thing.

Don't scare.

Just ignore me.

He wanna do something abnormal?

Thanks.

Can't believe

this is so-called "Black Tyrant", Dick Yan.

He's the figure of file number one.

He's said to be so cruel that he kills people in a second.

But now he cries

like a baby before me.

Thanks.

Welcome.

It's not bad to express your emotional feelings.

I go.

You come just to cry?

I've paid for it.

I'll come here three times a week.

Monday, Wednesday and Friday. At seven.

Here's three hundred thousand. Less the sum every time.

What if I give you a helping hand?

I don't think it's vital.

Thank you, Dr. Wong.

What does a man crying thrice a week

suffer?

I pity him now.

And...

remember keep it secret.

OK, Bye-bye.

Remember the dialogue?

All are in my head.

Good.

Left... right...

Middle.

You can kill me

but tell me

why you betrayed Uncle Kwun.

He treated you as if his brother.

You rated!

You're an undercover of the Police!

You also betrayed Crazy Carl.

Gotta pay eye for eye and tooth for tooth.

Your acting isn't good.

Yeah, I'm a cop!

My birthday's on twenty-fifth.

Now you know my secret. I have to cancel you!

You saw this?

Yeah.

I recognize you...

Me too.

Don't be frightened.

No, I don't.

It's another three years...

I've been an undercover for ten years.

Where's your watch?

My watch?

The gift to those being undercover for ten years.

I don't cheat you!

I'm not a wicked guy.

I'm a undercover of police.

I know.

Look. I'm hurt.

Can you ride me home?

Don't you think it's dangerous to speed?

Actually I don't speed.

I'm not in a hurry.

I'm.

You undercover

should always speed, right?

Right... right!

I... I wanna make a phone call.

You don't get a cell phone?

Yeah!

There's a gas station ahead. You can make it there.

You can't win a gal in this way nowadays.

Send me an e-mail.

Sorry, ma'am.

My friend is fighting there.

He's Taipan Shek!

What department are you from?

Radio station.

Great... we're colleagues!

Help. They beat me.

Your program stole our audience.

And we lost the ad. Then I was laid off.

How can I ignore the hatred of your tyranny?

Doggoned Taipan Shek!

Every dog has its day.

You ruin many people. Beat him!

Don't beat him! He's dying!

Help...

You're seriously wounded.

I'm okay...

Go to the hospital.

No. Any place is okay except hospital.

I can't let people see I was beaten by people.

I'm okay...

How can I carry you?

Where's it?

Take anti-biotic and then go.

Thanks.

Where's it?

It's my place.

Take the medicine.

Thank you for saving me this time, Delphia.

But I won't work with you.

I don't care!

But...

I wanna make friends with you.

No, I don't wanna.

Take the medicine. My friends are coming.

It's alright...

Can we have a chat?

No, it's the time of news report. Go!

Just a moment, please.

No way. Go!

Philadelphia!

Just take a look.

Help yourself.

Your dad's rich.

That fuck security always keeps an eye on me. So annoying.

Yuki shouted in the restroom.

Then she didn't reply

no matter how I called her.

Yuki! What's up? Wake up!

Are you okay? Yuki!

Yuki, are you okay?

Hey! Wake up!

Call the police.

Luckily I got some tools.

But this guy's a shithouse rat.

Take some adhesive to me.

What is this adhesive?

He's so poor.

He always suppresses himself,

so he has minor mental illness!

You're lonely...

Let me give you a helping "hand".

Hand?

You want me to scratch your itch"?

That adhesive!

What adhesive?

Somebody stuck my legs with the adhesive!

Aren't we going to Tsim Sha Tsui?

You... change the route?

No, I got some business to discuss with you.

We tried hard to help you.

You should do something for us.

Okay. I buy you dinner.

You think we're beggars?

Your dad's rich.

Let's work together for a fake kidnap

and ask your dad a ransom of ten million something.

Don't think of the money all the time.

You flip out?

You want me help you to shake down my dad?

You think I'm also crazy with the money?

You don't work with us... then we kidnap you.

They're there.

These hip hopers always play tyrant here.

Mind your own business!

Yuki...

Are you okay?

You... It's me. It's Mr. Guard.

Are you okay?

Sorry, I don't know they're wicked.

It's alright. I'm here. No need to be frightened.

Finish? Time's up.

Can I stay here for an extra hour?

You think here's that kind of... bar?

I wanna know...

You've come here to cry for a week.

What do you suffer?

Can I call you Selina?

Okay.

Selina...

I'm so poor!

Cops wanna catch you?

I have the same dream every night.

What dream?

I dream I was nude...

and stood in a busy street.

This kind of dream means you feel ashamed.

Have you done something that you feel ashamed?

I wanna buy you a dinner; are you available?

You may say no.

No need to be so tyrant, right?

This is the rules established by my brother.

I tried to abolish these rules

but failed to do so. What can I do?

It seems that you don't agree with your brother.

Actually I respect him.

I know.

Now I realize why you have the same dream every night.

Why?

You're ashamed of

being a Big Brother.

Do you know if they heard...

what you said, you'd die?

Enjoy yourselves.

Too many dishes.

Eat this shark fin soup!

Bro Dick, your call.

Uncle Keith? Hold meeting tonight?

I'm having dinner.

Eat this abalone.

Just say it!

How's Vincent Savage? He's just a loudmouth.

How can I take a hundred guys walking on the street?

People will think we are marching.

Okay. See you later.

Boss is that gal okay?

If she doesn't listen to me,

I make her eat two abalone at the same time.

Is the food nice?

I can't stand these kind of table manner.

Then let's go out for a walk.

You can say no.

What do you do?

Accountant.

Accountant?

I helped my brother to do the accounting works.

As I make the accounts clear, they all trust me.

After your brother passed away, you become the boss?

Actually it isn't my turn.

But Uncle Keith and Vincent Savage always get into a scrap.

Finally they said it's me who should succeed to the title.

You can say no.

If so, they'd fight against each other.

And casualties and escape are expected.

I don't want this happens.

Actually you're a kind person.

I don't let them sell coke or acid.

So they're all in a mess.

You'd better leave immediately.

Otherwise the same dream will go on.

In the dream, you goes everywhere in the nude.

Dick, you're dating?

This is Dr. Wong.

Such a stunning doctor can treat those sexually impotent.

Bullshit. What do you want?

I got a biz. 30% commission for you if you agree.

Acid? No way!

Don't be so stubborn.

No way. I've told you about this.

Who are you?

You're just Dick Yan. You think you're Richard Yan?

Without our support, can you be the boss?

Go to hell! Give yourself airs.

He's Vincent Savage.

Sorry, he wrecked the mood.

Thank you very much.

Welcome. But you still have to pay the bill.

You give me one thing that money can't buy.

It's courage.

I'm scared when I see him.

But this time we're together and saw him,

I don't know why I erect...

I mean tough.

I take you home.

You can say no.

Mr. Guard.

You change your style?

Is it okay?

I don't know.

I only know my job is...

to keep you safe

and secure.

Today I didn't hear you say, "I blast you. "

I'm happy about that.

And... thank you.

Be good. It's the best way to thank me.

How are you?

Some rashes.

It's the first time I see you smiling after I know you.

You smile like a baby. So cute.

So I don't smile.

Have you learnt a kid can be a security?

That means...

It isn't your real self in daily life.

Are you happy?

What's the matter? Think of your ex?

I used to be very happy and always smiled.

One day she told me...

she married a well-off guy.

She didn't want to go on with a kid.

After that, I've gotten lost.

You'd better take a break and be yourself.

Today I'm happy.

It's very happy to be my real self...

King.

It's the first time I call you King.

I like to call your name.

And I like you call my name.

Then do you "like" me?

After the match...

we forgot one thing.

What's that?

Exchange the shirts.

King!

Morning, ma'am.

How're you? Pretend to be cool.

I was on leave yesterday.

I don't want you to play this kind of game!

I'm not playing. I mean it.

Actually I offended the career regulations yesterday.

I shouldn't make the same mistake again.

It's time for you to get up, ma'am.

You should visit the dentist and beautician. I go with you.

Well, you like to be under a mask?

I'll be under the mask too.

You want me to be a puppet.

I won't let you down.

I can make it this time.

Thanks, Mr. Guard.

Sorry. Just a moment.

This purse.

This one's petite. It matches you.

Buy it.

You like it?

Fabulous. What do you do on her?

After the match, she's totally different.

She did what I told her.

She bought what I told her.

You're great!

Really? That's fine.

Hi, Miss Kwan.

Hi. Call me Philadelphia.

It's more causal.

You look... a bit different.

Actually this is my real self.

I used to imitate to be another person.

Christ, what should I do?

I haven't had romance for a long time...

How to make him happy? I got no ideas.

Well it's better to observe right off

and then act before he acts!

Why don't you tell me that you itch?

I'm good at scratching itch. Here?

Yeah.

No...

In itch-scratch-itch cycle.

You spread this kind of itch to me. It's your turn.

Help me scratch.

Well I help you.

Tenderly.

Does he have the feeling?

So exciting...

Is that okay?

Is that okay?

I played bowling with my friends today.

My hand's tired.

Well go home and have a rest.

You said you'll loan a book to me, right?

100 Ways of Kissing.

It's cool!

I'll be a great kisser after finishing this book.

Did you learn something... from the book?

How come you ask me this kind of question?

A little bit.

I'll ask you if I have any questions.

Okay.

Well... I go now.

Can you finish it in two days?

I'm available the night after tomorrow.

Are you okay?

I call you.

Sure win this time!

I... I�m worry that...

If we have a nice chat...

and then have the feeling...

What do you worry about? You love him already?

Why don't you admit you love him?

No, it isn't about this. It's about...

an instant romance...

It's fine to know more about him.

But...

I don't know how to make him know my feeling.

I worry he might think I don't love him...

But I really love him...

What do you want?

Do the guys nowadays...

concern the pleasure peak of the partner?

You wanna pretend to be high?

Well you try it once

and I tell you if you make it or not.

Come on...

Oh! Come on!

Come on! Yes!

It's so good! Yes!

Yes! Push...

What're you doing?

You're giving birth of a baby? Push!

Those actresses of the x-rated porno movie are like this!

No need to be like this. Look at me.

Close your eyes.

Breathe a bit deeply.

Look at him and breath more deeply.

Look like you love and appreciate him very much.

Then give him a hug.

Grab him...

Raise a little bit. Then...

breathe more and more deeply...

Relax...

With some nose sound...

You fool me!

You should be relaxed, right?

Yeah!

My God. My patient arrives.

I haven't finished.

Go into that room. A moment, please.

Don't listen to our conversation. Hurry...

Hello, Mr Shek.

Hello, Selina.

What can I do for you?

I know nothing about current affairs.

What I'm looking for is not current affairs or society now,

it's love!

But I'm in love with a wrong one.

Why do you think so?

For...

I've brabbled with her in the studio.

Sorry.

I'm in love with Miss Kwan.

I cherish the hope...

of communing with her.

She's simply perfect.

Her enchanting eyes...

sent me back to my teens.

Her breath...

is like the vernal zephyrs...

gently blowing.

Her angelic smiles...

are fondling my bosom...

I'd like to...

exchange all the most precious creations...

for her heart.

Selina. My redeemer.

Gone is my appetite. So is my sleep.

Let me do the analysis. Call you tomorrow.

I feel eternal gratitude to you...

A two-timer's always in trouble!

My leg's limp!

Why?

His words scared you?

His words are so sweet.

His praise...

touches my heart.

He can touch you with his words?

I do envy you!

Damn!

It never rains but it pours.

What should I do now?

You can only take on it yourself.

Bitch! Right?

You ask him to dive from the platform?

Is your boyfriend gutsy?

He's growing gutsier for me.

When we first met, he was just a little mouse.

After all, do you wanna dive?

You wanna dive when hell freezes over?

I'll dive!

Let me do the warm-up. Wait a minute.

I think he's got no guts.

If he daren't even do that,

he daren't jump from 20000 feet to marry me.

Marry?

You wanna marry him...

You must love him very much.

Only a little bit.

Shit!

Call the ambulance!

Cheers!

Cheers for your return. Cheers!

Wait...

Let's drink the champagne.

Smart cookie.

Madam, Mr and Mrs Wong request you.

Nicole, Peter.

Long time no see.

I visited my parents in Wuhan.

This is the first time in two years.

Yes! We even wanted to stay there.

No kidding.

Hello? Selina? I'm Ken.

I'm back. Are you in Danger Pub?

Yes, with some buddies.

I asked King, my bodyguard to see Yuki there.

I'll come soon.

Let me see if you can make out my girl.

Fine. Talk to you later.

Would you... show me to Selina?

Miss... I must know you before.

Really?

Selina's there.

Thank you.

Yuki?

What makes you like that?

King, long time no see.

You don't have another girlfriend for long.

I thought you were still in love with me.

This is Yuki, my client.

You're a perfect match.

But we're no match for you two.

Your hubby's loaded.

So you talk a load of rubbish.

Thank you...

She's your ex?

I wanna kick her down!

Yuki!

You look really...

really different!

She's Yuki?

A brand new Yuki.

Mr Cheung's on the way.

Take a seat. Want some drink?

Take a seat.

Your new look is nice. But...

I think you've lost something.

The eerie brows and freckles are gone.

The teeth're brighter.

No, I mean something within.

She lost something within.

I know. She's ground her cheekbones.

Gag me!

It's you two losing something.

Hi!

Mr and Mrs Wong brought us the champagne again.

Mrs Wong said to treat everyone here.

Yuki...

I'm a simple little girl.

I speak my heart.

I hate your guts.

Drink it if I win. Or I'll splash it on you.

Miss Cheung, Selina requests you.

King, where did you pick up the hooligan?

What's with you?

Button up your lip. Or I'll whack you!

Honey...

I'll kick your ass if you hang any longer!

What's with you?

King, what's going on?

Sorry, Mr Cheung.

Ken, may I give my comment?

What comment?

You've promised to take care of my girl.

See what she looks like now.

I found tonight...

she lost something.

I know now...

she lost her ego.

What do you mean?

What you've changed is her skin,

not her heart.

Doesn't she look a zillion times better than before?

Sorry, I don't think so.

She used to be so lovely.

Her eyes were smiling all the time.

What you can find in her eyes now...

is only hatred and fury.

Ken, she's your girl.

She's a human being.

Yuki, let's go.

What have you done to my girl?

Go jump in a lake!

OK.

Leave me alone. Your dad's over there.

Where're you going?

I'm going to find myself.

Yuki.

Go home with me.

Yuki, call me whenever you want.

Let's go.

I wanna see you home tonight.

Hack at him! Stay put!

Hack at him... freeze!

Scram!

Why're you after us?

Scram!

You've taken me as someone else?

Police! Freeze!

After him! Scram!

Danger told me later.

Gutsie only ran with her,

not saved her, but she felt he's quite a reliable man.

God knows the hit men took them to bed.

For me, I'm not so lucky.

I brought Dick home.

But he did let me down...

Do you have a shrine at home?

Do you wor... ship...

wor... wor... worship what?

I never worship a god. What're you doing?

I wanna pray to the God of Warriors for saving me.

The only one who can save you now is a cop.

A cop? I'm a big bro!

Can a big bro be spared a hack attack?

Seek Uncle Keith...

Hello? Uncle Keith?

I'm Dick. Someone is going to hack at me!

I got it.

You got it?

Yes, Savage's beside me.

Savage's beside you?

Yes. I'm held at knifepoint.

He asks you to talk with him.

No... I'm very busy...

Are you a man?

You daren't even receive a call?

Hello?

He's in. Wait a moment.

Your call.

He's holding Uncle Keith at knifepoint.

So what?

Call the police or face him.

Receive it or not?

Hi! Vincent...

No... Sorry, Bro Savage.

I wrongly picked you up last time. I call for a re-election.

I'll hold a plebiscite at the ancestral hall next Monday.

I'll be waiting for you!

Bro Savage, you can take my seat.

Please spare me!

You're a chicken!

Go hang!

Bro Savage...

Call the police now.

I'll be hacked at all the time if I do.

I hate to go with a wimp.

Get out of here.

Jesus!

You wanna ditch me at this point?

Are you human?

I'm not human.

Go to the servant's room and ask Maria if she is.

Maria?

Only the stick drawn by oneself can tell the fortune.

I'm in love with King.

I think I've guessed right.

When a woman faces the ex of her own boyfriend

or the new girlfriend of her ex,

she tends to feel hatred and compare with them.

It's tough.

I feel just the same.

One day, a fortune slip flew from the window.

I thought Cupid's arrow struck me and I met Dick.

I thought sortilege really tells the fortune.

But he turned out to be a wuss.

Maybe this slip is not for me.

Want it?

Thanks. I like petty gains.

I'm happy to have a good slip without asking for it.

But I can tell you I never give in.

I hope you're with me.

I never give in, never say die, too.

Yuki, it's better to be what you're.

I believe your dad will know you one day.

Delphia, what're you doing?

Picking lingerie.

What for? For strip tease?

I want a perfect one.

I gotta balance inner and outward beauty.

You said you're going to date two guys.

Yes. I haven't made a pick yet. I'm baffled.

If both of them fit you, what'll you do?

I can't tell who's better without dating.

You're gonna date one at one and the other at seven.

If the first one is an hour late,

or is unwilling to leave. Then...

Yes! What should I do then?

What should I do? Squaw!

Get a good DVD ready.

Play it when the first guy come. Flirt with him.

It takes you only two hours to play a movie.

Kick him out when done.

One extra hour for the chores. It'll only be four.

You even have time for a makeup.

Awesome!

Say that again and again.

You'd blow the guys' mind with that.

Hey! Have you finished the call?

I feel like heaven! Awesome!

Five already?

I slept like a log.

Sorry. I'm so sorry.

I've called you many times, but...

I think my phone's off.

It's a scorcher today. I'm soaked.

May I use your bathroom... and take a bath?

If not, I can go back home to wash myself.

OK. Wash here.

Five to seven - two hours.

Let's... play the DVD.

May I wear your robe?

OK.

Wearing my robe?

He takes me as his girl?

He's around 22 years old, 5'9" tall,

He's got firm pectorals and thick arms.

He's quite a heartthrob.

Philadelphia...

Awesome.

Awesome? What awesome?

That's... awesome!

Roach!

Flattened?

Yes. Why is it flattened?

You must have flattened it.

Awesome.

You beat it there.

It hobbled away.

It was worn-out and halted here.

It was totaled then.

I admire it.

What a tough cookie.

Do you wanna hold a requiem for it?

Awesome.

Awesome. Your imagination flies.

Who?

The janitor.

The janitor downstairs is totally gross.

He keeps grumbling at the size of my bin

and flirts with me.

He even pawed me. What a dirty old man!

Let me take on him.

No...

He's a blabbermouth. If he learn about that...

all in 30 some mansions around will know.

Give me five minutes.

Stay inside. I'll go to send him away.

OK?

OK.

Awesome.

Hi! Hi!

What time is it? Six.

Are we going to meet at seven?

I bought a premium vintage champagne.

I wanna put it into your fridge.

But I haven't done the make-up.

I found you're most bewitching in light make-up.

In unpainted grace you go.

Amazing!

You've got the Soviet version of "War and Peace"!

I've fished it for long.

I love the leading actress badly.

Though the movie lasts for six hours,

I can never get enough of her.

It lasts for six hours?

I've never watched it.

I got you a knockout DVD.

A Gerard Damiano's film.

"Deep Throat" features the late Linda Lovelace...

Jabberer.

And mustachioed lothario Harry Reems.

A monument in erotic motion picture history.

Let's watch it later.

Maybe...

If you're not free,

I'll go home and put the champagne in fridge.

I'll watch the DVD and wait for you.

Good idea!

I only gotta do an article.

Dirty old man!

Stop!

I'm no Taipan Shek...

Stop... I'm no Taipan Shek!

I'm no Taipan Shek...

Stop, I'm no Taipan Shek...

Dad?

I'm no Taipan Shek...

Dad!

Son, someone beat me up.

He's gone.

Lucky that your son scared him away.

Why do you dress like this?

I... I was washing myself...

I rushed out when I heard the noise.

My girlfriend.

You're not with your girlfriend?

Yes...

But she turned out to be a dirty girl.

So... I said goodbye to her.

If you don't go with her... say goodbye to her early.

Dad, let's go home. I'll treat you.

I'm so sorry.

Miss Kwan'll understand you.

She's so refined,

decent and chaste.

Dad, you're too lucky.

Son, you've sharpened your language skills.

Yes, I've even learnt the terms "threesome,

menage a trois, gangbang,

clasp one and caress another.

The first three are nouns.

The last two are verbs.

You can't use them the same way.

Let's go home.

Awesome.

You're so sarky.

I did date you two.

I can date two guys before I make a pick.

My only blunder is you're dad and son.

One is Shek, the other Stone.

Who knows you're dad and son?

I can never figure out your relationship!

I put my eggs in two baskets.

Yet I broke them all.

You're not happy?

Who do you love more?

Last night, I watched that "War and Peace".

It's a drag. I couldn't sleep. Then...

I came up with a topic. I'll write it today.

What's that?

"In Bed with Father and Son"

Your own story!

All big name writers and directors

sell out the stories of them and their friends.

Otherwise, there're not so many stories.

Good luck.

Hello, Delphia.

Hi, honey.

I got you a diving coach today. Dive again.

Again?

Fear what?

You've tried even gliding, why not this?

Honey, you know I fear heights.

I was scared to tears last time.

You said you dared try everything for me.

That's my Achilles' heel.

Not mad at me?

I wanna tell you I'll be back to US soon.

I'm... not mad. But...

my dad is even not mad at all.

I know I said... something wrong that day.

So, my dad... sent me to say sorry to you.

I've done something wrong.

I dated two guys.

You got a piece of grit in your eye?

A car at your disposal. Happy?

Key!

What do you bet a good car?

What do you bet?

Bet on my heart?

I'm in a hurry. See you.

Goodbye.

Stone, tell me.

Forget it, men tell lies only.

You woo me for the car?

No.

No?

Left, right...

I think you're alright.

Remember to take the drugs.

Thank you, Selina.

You're welcome. Let me see you out.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Selina!

I'm leaving.

I fear I'd bother you,

so I wait outside till you leave.

You go around with no guards. Not fear the hit men?

It's a swank to put all 100 men in the corridor.

So, I told them to stand on the backstairs.

Sorry, Mr Yam. It's crammed inside.

Mr Yam. Don't bother me any more, please.

Or I'll call the police.

Selina, just go with me.

Let's go to Europe.

The dust'll settle when we're back.

You're a quitter after all.

Any other way out?

It's hard to be a woman.

We gotta know when to speak.

It's harder to be a man.

You mustn't do something.

Say beating up a woman.

But you're obliged to do something.

I know.

But...

You hold the title of Big Bro so long.

But you're never a de facto big bro!

What makes a big bro?

It's something you lack.

It's guts!

Don't be so blunt with me.

For you.

No, thanks.

If I find you've got guts one day,

I'll make friends with you again.

I hate being bugged!

Bro Vincent'd like you to be his guest.

Vincent, I fear other bros will not be happy with you.

Open your eyes and see all my men around.

Down with Dick!

Dick makes me sick!

Kick Dick out! Money rolls in!

OK...

If he doesn't say to give his seat to you,

it's against the rules of society to strong-arm him.

Don't worry. He'll come tonight.

Why're you so sure?

If he dare turn me down,

I'll sell his girl to a cathouse!

She asked you to save her.

I can see nothing.

The entrails tonight taste great.

Get me a loop then.

You can't last long.

Dick, only you?

You've got the guts!

Bro Savage, let my girl go.

Dick's a dope!

Dick turns us dopes!

Cool it.

I'll lose my face if I follow you.

You won't...

Vincent is handsome. Handsome is Vincent.

Handsome Vincent is a big big hunk!

I'll let go of your girl if you drink this.

Vincent, don't go too far.

He's Big Bro after all.

Up yours! He'll no longer be Big Bro if he drinks it.

You dare say no?

I'll sell your girl to a cathouse!

She'll have a hard time.

I don't mind giving you the seat.

But are you worth it?

Vincent brings us fortune!

Vincent gives us confidence!

A big bro should not only be wicked and have many minions,

but also care about them and make them happy.

Vincent, if you go like that,

you'll only set their feet on the path to prison!

The society is on the right track.

The economics of our homeland flourishes.

Triad is history!

Those who show up'd be caught.

So, I don't wanna be a big bro at all.

I can declare to step down right now.

But I don't want anyone to take my seat.

Let's turn over a new leaf.

What're you up to? A talk show?

It's my girl who changed me.

I beat myself today.

Did your girl drive you crazy?

You can't go out without drinking this stuff!

Why do I obey your order?

See!

OK!

I can't beat you with my words today.

Let me beat you with my fists.

I'll drink it if I lose.

And give my seat to you.

I'll bark 10 times to greet you whenever I see you.

What if you lose?

What the hell do you want?

Quit the triad and be a good man.

Put our man on the right track with the money of triad.

Bastard! I'll whack you!

Bro Savage, sure win!

Go to hell!

Don't get into their fight. It's a duel!

Vincent, are you OK?

Sorry. This is my first slip.

Selina... I...

Uncle Keith. Now they're fighting or kissing?

Not a bad show.

Enjoy it.

Tell your men to follow me in order.

Just do the testimony at the police station.

Wait there if you wanna quit the triad. I'll apply for them.

Oh, you called the police!

I've got the guts.

But guts never beat brains.

Dick's not a dope.

Dick's got the guts at last.

As his girlfriend,

can I have no guts?

After all, I pluck up all the guts

to do something I dared not do before.

Our minions've turned over new leaves.

We even sold our premises to the church.

How about our clubs and the girls in Portland Street?

We turned all clubs into bars.

Football fans flock there to watch the matches on TV.

They can even bet on their favorite teams by phone.

We make more money than before.

What did our betting houses change into?

Pet shops.

We make money from pets, not bets now...

We know then, a pet shop makes a lot of money.

I've told you before.

It pays to do decent business.

Here comes Sis.

You're gorgeous.

Sis.

What kept you so late?

Mom's in South America. She can't come here.

She sent you a video tape.

Selina, do you remember?

I've told you,

for women, romance is the best make-up.

Marriage is the best nourishment.

The very best nourishment indeed. Right?

Congratulations!

You've got the guts to find your nourishment now.

OK. Good luck.

Your mom-in-law is gorgeous.

Forget it. She's married.

Ken.

My foe.

What foe?

Congratulations!

Thank you!

Congratulations...

Thank you!

Congratulations!

Don't kiss me or I'll beat you up.

Fight for your last tete-a-tete.

You can't have it anymore.

There're so many people today.

My friends're keen on my marriage.

Yes.

Is he Mr Ma...

the president of Marvel Corp in Shanghai? And his wife?

Yes, his wife is my patient.

Really?

I've seen them in New York.

I tried to meet them twice but they turned me down.

Could you break the ice for me?

OK.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

You're looking knockout today.

Thank you.

Mr Cheung.

Thanks for your coming.

Have you seen Yuki lately?

How's your new job going?

It's hilarious. I must have said "thank you".

You're welcome.

Who hires you?

SK LEE.

My patient hires him.

He wanted a security supervisor for his company.

So, I recommended King to him.

SK's got no daughters. He has no fear.

Look who's just blown in.

See your girl. What a fair lady!

But I can hardly see her.

She's no longer a kid.

She can go by herself.

Today's your big day. I can only say "yes" to you.

That's fine.

Selina, congratulations!

Thank you.

Long time no see.

Yes, I'm taking many courses.

Karate or Wing Chun?

I won't tell you.

"In Bed with Father and Son"

The press said it was sold out right after its release.

I've kept some for my buddies.

Yours.

Who drew the cover? It's beautiful.

Your girl.

She's gifted in drawing comics.

I never know that.

You're a blessed father.

Considering the time,

I've designed one for you...

You've drawn a monster!

Mr and Mrs Ma, I'm so sorry...

Pres Ma. How do you do...

We've met in New York.

Too bad... you were busy.

Sorry, pardon me?

Pres Ma, my dad said

he met you in New York before.

But you were busy that time.

Oh, I recall that...

Mr Cheung is a financial guru.

CEOs of many merchant banks told me before.

I'm so flattered...

Mr Cheung is a financial wizard.

But you get into a panic easily when talking with someone.

Pres Ma, dad seems to be too jumpy.

He can calm down.

Let's make an appointment.

Could you dine with my dad and have a talk?

OK. But you must be there.

He can calm down when you're there.

It's alright. I'll be there.

Mr Cheung, you've got a fair and helpful daughter.

You are blessed!

Yes. I agree.

I'm jealous of the love-birds.

My giveaway, get one.

Take it. You'll feel like in love.

It inspires my writing.

Danger!

I'm here!

What?

I gotta show you. I love you.

With you, I'm dauntless.

I can beat acrophobia.

I love you!

Gutsie! Gutsie...

Here.

She doesn't need the sweet any more.

You're all animals!

Yuki.

Still mad at me?

The fact is...

I'm pleased to see you do what you want.

Now... are you...

really what you're?

Actually, I know why you did that.

I was wounded. So were you.

You gotta know you won't see me again when you left.

But would you be unhappy with that?

Yes... then...

What should we do now?

What can we do then?

If you save my spot kick,

that means we think alike. I can make friends with you.

If I score it, that means we've got no chance.

Damn.

How about this?

You dumbbell! I sent you the wrong way!

But God helped you. The ball struck the goalpost.

That means... we're fated.

It struck the post! The post...

Toss it!

Here!

Wow!

Have a nice day!

When will you marry me?

Marry you?

Only when you scale the Mt Quomolangma.

You wanna cold me to death?

Then, go or not?

Go!

Are you no shame? Are you nuts?

You've got no boyfriend. Get real!

What? I knew that.

I take it as a decoration. Can't I fancy it?

This slip is for you.

What's that? A good slip!

A telling one. The slip's called "good good romance".

Really?

I've got no slip. Let's go.

Thanks!

Who knows if it works.

Hello?

Delphia, turn on the radio.

Mr Driver, would you turn on the radio?

I'd like to dedicate this love song

to Miss Philadelphia Kwan.

I've read her new work.

"In Bed with Father and Son"

It's so touching.

A man who can touch you with words...

has died out.

Promise him.

And congrats to Mr Yam

and Selina. I wish them a happy marriage.

Turn it off, please.

My love to Miss Philadelphia Kwan.

Why is his voice still around?

I love two women in my life only.

They are Miss Kwan and my ex-wife.

I pluck up all my courage...

to declare it in this programme...

I hope Miss Kwan'll accept me again.

Delphia! I love you!

Listen to my Three Commandments.

Romance without marriage.

I don't wanna have a son of 20.

I hate to hear him call me mom.

Unanimous approval!

Obey my orders all the time.

You can say yes only.

I have certain reservations.

After amendment... Pass.

OK, defer the bill's third reading to next year.

OK.

It really works!

Good good stick! It flew back!

He can really touch her with words?

He can. But I won't let you try that.

Then what do you want?

I've no idea. Tell you when I come up with one.

I won't let you go.

Gorgeous!

Gorgeous!

Who? Gorgeous!

Who's gorgeous?

Honey's gorgeous! Gorgeous...

Honey's the most gorgeous lady!

THE END Subtitles by: Reklame11