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RuPaul: Previously,
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
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You get to star in Madonna:
The Unauthorized Rusical.
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♪ God bless the gays ♪
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♪ God bless the gays ♪
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♪ God bless the children ♪
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Heidi.
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What was kind of missing
was Madonna.
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Brita.
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You did mess up here and there
and it kind of threw you off.
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Gigi Goode.
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You embodied Madonna the most.
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Con-drag-ulations.
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You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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Heidi, shantay you stay.
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Brita, sashay away.mirror?
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Pblblblblbl.
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I just had to lip sync against
Brita and I sent her home
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and it's sad.
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"Sis, share the joy, XO.
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Brita, bitch."
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-Brita, bitch!
-We love you, Brita!
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We love you.
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It's okay.
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I'm so sad.
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I know how badly
Brita wanted this
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and she's
one of my best friends
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and it just sucks to see her go.
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-Bye, bitch.
-To Brita.
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Brita is one of my best friends
in the world.
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I see how much Brita tries,
and it just sucks
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to see somebody
that you care about
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have their dream
stripped away from them.
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Gigi, you've won three times.
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This is incredible.
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Third time's the charm, honey.
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Third time's the--
Well, hopefully
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there's gonna be a fourth,
a fifth, a sixth.
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Oh, a fourth, a fifth, a sixth?
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I'm so happy that you won,
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but I'm really surprised that,
Jan, this wasn't your week.
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I'm...
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I'm frustrated because
this is, like, what I do.
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I'm a singer, I dance,
I perform.
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Like, that's my thing.
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I want to win those challenges.
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I want to win a challenge,
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and I thought that
this was gonna be the one.
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I really wanted that win.
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I'm frustrated, I'm angry,
I'm crushed.
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When Jan was called safe,
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I could see on her face
it was, like, girl.
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Not only
did I not win the challenge,
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but my best friend
just went home.
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So I'm like...
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It sucks.
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It really sucks.
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Like, but
the worst part about it
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is that my best friend
just went home.
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Yeah, she's a little salty
that her friend left.
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But I'm thinking she's
a little bit more upset
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that she had not won
this challenge.
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Everyone back at home is gonna
be so upset that she went home,
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and at least if there was
any consolation,
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it could have been that
I would have won this challenge.
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And it just--it sucks.
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I think this is a build-up
of weeks and weeks
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of her not breaking through
to the judges.
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She also says
she's really upset about Brita,
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but I think it's more
that she's upset
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that neither her nor Brita
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have been able to live up
to their reputations.
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We're just gonna have
to keep pushing ourselves.
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You have to keep selling
what you do the best
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every challenge, no matter
what the challenge is.
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Every bitch thinks that
they gonna be that star
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and they gonna be that bitch,
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and they gonna win,
win, win, win. win.
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Child, look, we all
wanna win this competition.
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Aah! My nails!
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I hope the girls
aren't getting too cocky
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about the challenge wins,
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because the race is still on,
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and we all know that the big
battle happens at top four.
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Just like the almighty
black widow spider,
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she sneaks up on a bitch
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and the next thing you know,
you're dead.
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And now I'm laying eggs
in the bitch.
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No. [laughs]
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RuPaul: The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race
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receives a one year supply
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of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics
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and a cash prize of $100.000.
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With extra-special
guest judge Chaka Khan.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best woman ♪
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♪ Best woman win ♪end teaser
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Yes. Hi, America!
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This morning, I feel fine.
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I had a very emotional week
last week.
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Maybe the girls see that
as a weakness,
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but, bitch, I'm from New York.
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I cry about it, I get over it,
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and I'm focused
on the next challenge.
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Hello, hello, hello!
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-Hi!
-Hi!
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Ooh, I love this outfit!
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Why, thank you. It is
a Klein Epstein & Parker suit.
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That's all I wear.
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[all laugh]
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Ladies, when this competition
is over,
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you'll always be bosom buddies.
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And who else but a bosom buddy
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will sit down
and tell you the T,
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as in, girl,
your makeup is terrible.
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-Ooh.
-Oh!
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But I've got just the thing
to make it better.
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♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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Ladies, for today's
mini-challenge,
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you'll be pairing up
to share the gift of shade
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and so much more.
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Now, using these wonderful
products provided by FabFitFun,
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you need to curate a box
for your bosom buddies.
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Uh-huh.
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And then you'll exchange gifts
and share the love,
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with a whole lot of shade
on the side.
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Bitch, okay.
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Now, I'm going to pair you up.
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Gigi Goode and Jackie Cox.
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Come on over here.
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Crystal Methyd
and Jaida Essence Hall.
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Come home, honey.
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Simply Jan and Simply Heidi.
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Which means the Widow Von'Du
and Sherry Pie
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are together at last.
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Okay, ladies,
you've got 15 minutes
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to get into quick drag,
stuff those boxes,
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and get ready
for a bosom buddies kiki.
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[laughs]
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Ready, set, skiddly-pop!
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Oh, these boxes are so cute!
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What do we have here?
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Get that hat.
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This hat right here?
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Snatch a pair
of these glasses, too.
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Yes, get some glasses.
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Body lotion
for their dry personalities.
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-Oh, oh!
-All right, let's become ladies.
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It's time to be pretty.
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Jan, you promise you won't cry
if you don't win this one?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I don't know what
you guys are talking about.
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Time's up, ladies.
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First up, Gigi and Jackie,
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you'll be kiki-ing
with Crystal and Jaida.
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-Oh, my goodness.
-Oh, my God.
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The circus is in town.
Hello, ladies.
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Maybe black
is just a lot more slimming
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than whatever those colors are.
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Yeah, I just like to be a little
bit more exciting, I guess.
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Yeah, well, something's gotta
make up for the personality.
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[all laugh]
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So we have a little gift.
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Oh, we curated a box
from FabFitFun.
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Well, that is so crazy,
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because we also curated a box
for you from FabFitFun.
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Oh, well!
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Crystal, now, I know the judges
are always saying
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that your makeup is just,
um, terrible.
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So I got you
the Season One filter, okay?
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It's just a towel that you put
over the lens of the camera.
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Thank you.
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Miss Jaida, I got something
for you, too.
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Now, listen,
I got you this lotion.
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Oh, it is perfect.
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And it's cruelty-free,
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unlike your performance
as Cardi B in the Snatch Game,
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which was really cruel
for us to watch.
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-[laughs]
-Stop it!
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Gigi, I got you
this face-purifying cleanser,
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so you can wash
both of your faces.
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But which face is it,
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the face of the one win
or the other win?
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Or maybe it's the third win!
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Or the no-win!
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[all laugh]
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Sister, I've always told you
you were so beautiful,
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and you're like
a work of art to me.
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You know that one
where they're like, aah!
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Screaming, yes, honey.
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So what I did was I wanted to
frame your face a little bit.
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I bought you these
beautiful sunglasses.
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Try 'em on really quickly?
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Gorgeous! Oh!
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And look, you've never
looked more beautiful, Jaida!
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Oh, this has been so fun.
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Well, you guys have a great day.
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We're gonna say goodbye.
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-Goodbye, ladies.
-Goodbye, girls.
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-Sluts.
-Ugh, whores.
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[all laugh]
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Next up, Heidi and Jan.
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You'll be kiki-ing
with Widow and Sherry.
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-Hi!
-Hello!
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It's so nice to see you.
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Well, um, we actually
curated this box
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from FabFitFun for you ladies.
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-Isn't it cute?
-You're so kind.
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Well, somebody
has to be kind to you.
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Because life has not been
at all.
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We also curated a box
from FabFitFun just for you.
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-Yes!
-Oh, how fabulous!
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Sherry, you're just
such a strong, independent
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and handsome drag queen,
so I just got you this blanket.
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Wow, it's very heavy.
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Just like you.
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[all laugh]
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Heidi, I know that
you got a lot of shit
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from pretty much everyone
about how busted your mug is.
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So I felt
I should get you a new mug.
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[all laugh]
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Try not to crack this one.
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Miss Widow, I actually
got you some luggage,
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you know, to help you pack
when you get sent home.
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-[snorts]
-Yet I've been safe, mostly.
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Safe. Just coasting, yes.
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-[laughs]
-Oh, bitch!
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My darling, I know how much
you've been struggling
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with your best friend
leaving the competition.
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At least I have some friends.
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And so I got you
this lovely terrarium.
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I thought we could put
some plants in it,
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and you could water it
with your salty crocodile tears.
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[all laugh]
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This was so lovely
to catch up.
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Give us a call...
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-Never.
-Never.
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[all laugh]
Bye, girls!
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Wow. You were all so giving.
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The winners of today's
mini-challenge are...
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Jackie Cox and Gigi Goode.
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-Oh!
-Sister!
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Con-drag-ulations.
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FabFitFun is providing $1.000
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and a one-year subscription
to you both.
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-Fabulous.
-Thank you.
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I finally won a mini-challenge!
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Look it's not the challenge win,
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but I'll take
that $1.000 gift card.
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Ladies, Drag Race
turns queens into stars,
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and today's biggest stars
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create their own lifestyle,
beauty, and wellness brands.
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So for today's maxi-challenge,
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you need to think like a star,
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and create
a ridiculously extravagant
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and totally unnecessary product
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for a new drag queen lifestyle
brand we're calling Droop.
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[all laugh]
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#DragRace.
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Now, after you create
your posh product,
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you need to sell it
in your own commercial.
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Now, I shop at Droop
all the time.
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[beep beep beep beep]
Oh, what is that--
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Oh, it's time to pull out
the solid gold goose egg
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that I keep, um,
between me down there.
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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It helps keep my biorhythms
in sync with the stock market.
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Thanks, Droop.
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[all laugh]
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Now, gentlemen,
start your engines,
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and may the best woman win.
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[beep beep beep beep]
Oh, it's beeping again!
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[laughter and applause]
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This challenge
is all about personality
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and selling yourself,
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and coming off of last week,
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I have to show the judges
what makes me special.
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We will see if I achieve that.
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♪ Dun-dun-dun ♪end act
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Child.
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Y'all ready to sell your brand?
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For this week's maxi challenge,
we have to come up
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with an over-the-top,
upper echelon product.
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They're asking for
a whole hell of a lot,
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and it is going down now.
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This challenge
is so opposite of me.
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Like, this is for, like,
bougie rich people.
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And Heidi,
I made $9.000 last year.
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Working where?
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At my job at a gas station.
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Just nine?
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-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
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The upper echelon.
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I don't even know
how to spell "echelon."
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[laughs]
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Girl.
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Hey, kitty girls.
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-Hey!
-Hi.
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We got company.
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Hi, everybody.
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Give a big Drag Race welcome
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to health and fitness guru
Bob Harper.
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-Hello!
-Hi!
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Bob's here to help me help you.
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Sickening.
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Well, hello, Miss Heidi.
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You know,
you have done very well
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in the personality department
in this competition.
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How are you gonna infuse Heidi
into this product?
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My brand is Heidi's
Multipurpose Lotion.
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[whistles]
Soft and supple.
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[laughs]
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Thank God for that gap
between your teeth
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so you can say that right.
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Oh, honey, it's come in handy
many a time.
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Now, there's a lot of products
called soft and supple.
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-Is there?
-Yeah.
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You need to get yo ass
out of Ramseur.
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[laughs]
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So you are you saying that
Heidi's Lotion is hei-drating?
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That could be my new name.
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Did you not think
of "Hydrating Heidi?"
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-No, I did not, actually.
-Oh, my goodness.
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Is that trademarked now by you?
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It's not, but
I'll see yo ass in court.
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-[laughs]
-When you're selling something,
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you've gotta take that name
and what your product is,
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and you've gotta somehow
meld those two worlds together,
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so when people
are thinking of their product,
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they have Heidi's face in mind.
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Now, Heidi, you were in
the bottom last week.
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You haven't won
any challenges yet.
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You better get out there,
and you better act yo ass.
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All right, I can't wait.
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-All right, thank you.
-Thank you, mwah, mwah.
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I'm not a thief, Mama Ru.
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Imma give you 2.3%
of all Heidi Hydrate sales.
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I think that's a generous deal,
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and I'm looking forward to doing
business with you, partner.
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[laughs]
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-Hi, Widow.
-Hi, Ru.
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-Meet Bob Harper.
-Hi, Bob. Nice to meet you.
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So, now, what is your product?
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My brand's called Throaté,
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my revolutionary
throat-coating spray,
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because you're gagging.
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Do you have a gag reflex?
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I mean, you don't
get to be this size
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and, you know, can't
shove things down your throat.
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[all laugh]
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Now, does it have
more than just one use?
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Yes, it does.
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It could be used
as a setting spray, mace.
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Maybe you wanna do
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some extracurricular activities
and need to--
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Okay. All right.
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Now, Widow, so far
you won one challenge.
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You haven't won any since.
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What do you think
has held you back?
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I...
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Quite honestly, I don't know.
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What I have to do
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with everything
that I brand myself with
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is really stay true to who I am.
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Just make sure
you bring the funny.
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Ru says I haven't touched
the top in a while.
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That's pretty much
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all the shit
I'm thinking about right now.
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I'm feeling some type of way.
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Like, I didn't come here
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just to, you know,
fade in the background.
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-Hi, Jan.
-Hi, Ru.
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Tell me about your product.
Tell me what you got.
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My product is called Sure, Jan.
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If you feel like Jan Brady
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and you wanna be
a little more Marsha,
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then, girl,
we just gotta spritz,
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and then you're feeling
the Jan-tasy.
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You could really attract
a whole group of people
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that are kind of like, you know,
the quiet little person
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that goes,
"I wanna be just like Jan."
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Now, you came close
to winning last week.
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-I did.
-And you got very emotional.
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I did. I was upset
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to see
one of my best friends leave.
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00:16:00.993 --> 00:16:02.929
It's--it's sad.
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00:16:02.929 --> 00:16:05.264
It's not RuPaul's
Best Friends Race.
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00:16:05.264 --> 00:16:07.333
-It's not, and that's why I'm--
-You gotta think like a winner.
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00:16:08.801 --> 00:16:11.237
If anything, it's a good thing
that Brita's gone,
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because now
I don't have to worry about her.
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And now that she's gone,
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I'm really gonna push it
to the judges.
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Just make sure
you bring the funny, okay?
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-I will, I will.
-All right.
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00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:22.081
We'll see you out there.
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00:16:22.081 --> 00:16:24.217
-See ya, Jan.
-Bye, guys.
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Hey, J. Cox.
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What is your product?
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00:16:28.287 --> 00:16:29.789
Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins.
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00:16:29.789 --> 00:16:32.391
So I see that you've taken
the Middle Eastern theme
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and you've run with that.
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00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:35.895
I ran with it,
and growing up, there isn't
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00:16:35.895 --> 00:16:37.496
very much Middle Eastern
representation,
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00:16:37.496 --> 00:16:39.432
at least in things
that I could watch on TV.
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00:16:39.432 --> 00:16:42.568
But in the very first episode
of I Dream of Jeannie,
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00:16:42.568 --> 00:16:44.537
Barbara Eden actually
speaks Persian.
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00:16:44.537 --> 00:16:45.905
Really?
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00:16:45.905 --> 00:16:47.373
So for me, that was like,
oh, my God,
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I know what she's saying,
you know.
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00:16:48.374 --> 00:16:49.375
And it was this moment
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00:16:49.375 --> 00:16:51.510
I'd never seen anyone
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00:16:51.510 --> 00:16:54.080
who spoke Persian or Farsi
on TV before.
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00:16:54.080 --> 00:16:56.048
So I fell in love
with that character.
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00:16:56.048 --> 00:16:58.284
Barbara Eden played
the character of the genie
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in I Dream of Jeannie.
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00:16:59.485 --> 00:17:01.053
I love her as an icon,
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00:17:01.053 --> 00:17:03.823
and I really admire
the way she's embraced
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00:17:03.823 --> 00:17:06.759
the character of Jeannie
now 50 years later.
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00:17:06.759 --> 00:17:08.761
Why would someone need a merkin?
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00:17:08.761 --> 00:17:11.464
Well, you know, sometimes
the between-me-down-theres
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don't get enough attention.
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00:17:13.399 --> 00:17:14.567
And sometimes, you can
really zhuzh it up
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with a Magic Carpet Merkin.
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00:17:16.936 --> 00:17:18.337
This is the type of challenge
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00:17:18.337 --> 00:17:21.474
that seems to me
it's either gonna go so well,
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or it is going
to crash and burn.
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00:17:23.876 --> 00:17:25.077
Mm.
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00:17:25.077 --> 00:17:26.078
So it's like it's gonna be
really interesting
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00:17:26.078 --> 00:17:28.514
to see you sell this merkin.
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00:17:28.514 --> 00:17:29.515
We'll see you out there.
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00:17:29.515 --> 00:17:30.616
-Thanks, you guys.
-Thank you.
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00:17:33.219 --> 00:17:34.620
Now listen up, ladies.
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In a few moments you'll be
filming your Droop commercials
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with the help of Bob Harper.
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And tomorrow on the main stage
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we'll be joined by our
extra-special guest judge,
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the legendary...
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Chaka Khan.
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00:17:48.668 --> 00:17:53.139
-Aah!
-Oh, my God!
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00:17:53.139 --> 00:17:54.974
Chaka Khan! Ha!
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00:17:54.974 --> 00:17:57.109
My heart is beating so fast.
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00:17:57.109 --> 00:17:58.477
I'm, like, salivating over here.
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00:17:58.477 --> 00:18:01.614
All right, good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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00:18:01.614 --> 00:18:02.815
-Come on, Bob.
-Bye, guys.
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00:18:02.815 --> 00:18:05.318
Chaka Khan!
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00:18:05.318 --> 00:18:06.586
What?
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00:18:06.586 --> 00:18:08.854
My commercial,
without a doubt,
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00:18:08.854 --> 00:18:11.624
has to be funny as shit.
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00:18:11.624 --> 00:18:14.994
I'm not going down
in front of Chaka Khan.
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00:18:14.994 --> 00:18:16.429
I am gagging.end act
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00:18:17.697 --> 00:18:19.398
Hi, Jackie Cox.
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00:18:19.398 --> 00:18:20.633
Hello!
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00:18:20.633 --> 00:18:21.934
Let's do this.
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00:18:21.934 --> 00:18:23.502
It's time for me to film
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00:18:23.502 --> 00:18:25.805
my green screen commercial
with Bob Harper.
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00:18:25.805 --> 00:18:26.906
I'm ready for this.
457
00:18:26.906 --> 00:18:28.140
All right,
so we have 20 minutes.
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You can use the Pit Crew,
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00:18:29.408 --> 00:18:31.978
you can use any of the furniture
provided by Objects.
460
00:18:31.978 --> 00:18:33.512
Great, let's set the scene.
461
00:18:33.512 --> 00:18:37.149
I need this big chair,
and then I need my pillows.
462
00:18:37.149 --> 00:18:38.451
You only have 20 minutes.
463
00:18:38.451 --> 00:18:41.387
You are dealing with a director
and a lot of cameras.
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00:18:41.387 --> 00:18:43.255
You have to know
exactly what you want
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00:18:43.255 --> 00:18:44.824
and how you want it
all to go down.
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00:18:44.824 --> 00:18:47.360
So you're gonna be my little
harem boy just fanning me.
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00:18:47.360 --> 00:18:48.861
-Oh!
-That's your character.
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00:18:48.861 --> 00:18:50.296
Own that.
469
00:18:50.296 --> 00:18:52.932
I'm feeling like I'm in
a genie bottle right now.
470
00:18:52.932 --> 00:18:55.134
Exactly. This is what
we're going for here.
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00:18:55.134 --> 00:18:56.168
Action.
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00:18:56.168 --> 00:19:00.439
Introducing
Magic Carpet Merkins!
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00:19:00.439 --> 00:19:03.275
And then we'll cut,
and then I need someone
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00:19:03.275 --> 00:19:06.112
to set the merkins
while I hold this position.
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00:19:06.112 --> 00:19:09.148
And then they'll appear
when you hit play again.
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00:19:09.148 --> 00:19:11.017
What's going on?
I mean, what?
477
00:19:11.017 --> 00:19:13.252
Being a fan of 1960s television,
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00:19:13.252 --> 00:19:18.858
I do love the stop, pause,
and reset old-school TV magic.
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00:19:18.858 --> 00:19:20.860
But Bob's just kind of confused.
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00:19:20.860 --> 00:19:23.396
Hard cut, sound effect,
poof, I'm a genie.
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00:19:23.396 --> 00:19:24.597
Oh.
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00:19:24.597 --> 00:19:26.365
I'm hard cutting
like it's the sixties, baby.
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00:19:26.365 --> 00:19:27.600
You really are.
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00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:29.001
I mean, I get it now.
485
00:19:29.001 --> 00:19:32.371
Barbara Eden, Elizabeth
Montgomery, send me help!
486
00:19:32.371 --> 00:19:34.840
Now that we know your vision,
my darling,
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00:19:34.840 --> 00:19:36.008
let's do another take.
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00:19:36.008 --> 00:19:40.579
Introducing Jackie's
Magic Carpet Merkins!
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00:19:41.881 --> 00:19:44.083
So if someone
can grab those merkins
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00:19:44.083 --> 00:19:45.818
and set them on this table.
491
00:19:45.818 --> 00:19:47.820
Bryce.
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00:19:47.820 --> 00:19:49.355
I'll just keep holding.
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00:19:49.355 --> 00:19:52.792
Standing here frozen,
waiting for those merkins.
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00:19:52.792 --> 00:19:56.996
Bryce, run!
495
00:19:56.996 --> 00:19:58.764
By all means,
move at a glacial pace.
496
00:19:58.764 --> 00:20:01.967
We are just pausing the camera,
moving the things into frame,
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00:20:01.967 --> 00:20:03.469
and restarting the camera,
498
00:20:03.469 --> 00:20:04.570
just like they did it
in the old days.
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00:20:04.570 --> 00:20:07.306
[laughs] And action.
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00:20:07.306 --> 00:20:09.241
[gasps]
501
00:20:09.241 --> 00:20:10.976
[laughs]
502
00:20:10.976 --> 00:20:12.745
Oh, my God, that's great.
503
00:20:12.745 --> 00:20:14.814
Okay, Gigi,
we've got 20 minutes.
504
00:20:14.814 --> 00:20:16.015
What are we gonna do?
505
00:20:16.015 --> 00:20:17.850
Well, my product is called
Goode Night Bitch.
506
00:20:17.850 --> 00:20:22.822
It's a fragrance that doubles
as a highly potent sleeping aid.
507
00:20:22.822 --> 00:20:24.924
Okay. Knock me out.
508
00:20:24.924 --> 00:20:28.761
Introducing RuCo Labs' newest
fragrance and sleeping aid,
509
00:20:28.761 --> 00:20:30.696
Goode Night Bitch.
510
00:20:30.696 --> 00:20:32.231
And cut.
511
00:20:32.231 --> 00:20:34.066
Good?
512
00:20:34.066 --> 00:20:35.501
Um, I like it.
513
00:20:35.501 --> 00:20:36.902
Do it one more time.
514
00:20:36.902 --> 00:20:38.671
Give me something different
with "Goode Night Bitch," okay?
515
00:20:38.671 --> 00:20:42.842
I mean, make Goode Night Bitch
sound just even more important.
516
00:20:42.842 --> 00:20:44.110
Okay.
517
00:20:44.110 --> 00:20:45.978
Introducing RuCo Labs'
518
00:20:45.978 --> 00:20:48.180
newest fragrance
and sleeping aid,
519
00:20:48.180 --> 00:20:50.282
Goode Night Bitch.
520
00:20:50.282 --> 00:20:53.252
I feel like it's working, Gigi.
I feel sleepy.
521
00:20:53.252 --> 00:20:54.887
I mean, you're very statuesque.
522
00:20:54.887 --> 00:20:56.222
I just need the statue
to move a bit.
523
00:20:57.323 --> 00:20:58.591
-Hi, Bob!
-How are you, honey?
524
00:20:58.591 --> 00:21:01.260
Baby, I'm good, ready
to shoot this commercial.
525
00:21:01.260 --> 00:21:02.261
Yeah?
526
00:21:02.261 --> 00:21:03.562
This is gonna be
the winning one.
527
00:21:03.562 --> 00:21:04.663
-It is?
-For sure. It's fun.
528
00:21:04.663 --> 00:21:06.232
Here we go.
529
00:21:06.232 --> 00:21:11.103
Hey, girl, it's the high-energy,
high-belting bitch
530
00:21:11.103 --> 00:21:12.238
from Season 12.
531
00:21:12.238 --> 00:21:15.007
Wow, Jan-tastic!
532
00:21:15.007 --> 00:21:16.642
Wow.
533
00:21:16.642 --> 00:21:18.377
All right, just know this.
534
00:21:18.377 --> 00:21:20.346
You're coming off
very intense right now.
535
00:21:20.346 --> 00:21:22.014
Okay.
536
00:21:22.014 --> 00:21:23.516
So it's like I want a couple
of different levels, all right?
537
00:21:23.516 --> 00:21:25.384
-You got it.
-Take a breath.
538
00:21:25.384 --> 00:21:27.019
-You got it.
-Action.
539
00:21:27.019 --> 00:21:28.287
Hey, everyone!
540
00:21:28.287 --> 00:21:30.656
Introducing
the all-enhancing spray
541
00:21:30.656 --> 00:21:33.559
to make your simple life
Jan-tastic.
542
00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:34.994
Breathe, Jan.
Breathe, honey.
543
00:21:34.994 --> 00:21:36.228
I'm sorry.
544
00:21:36.228 --> 00:21:38.464
That's okay.
Next scene, what do we got?
545
00:21:38.464 --> 00:21:40.032
When I say one, throw it on me,
546
00:21:40.032 --> 00:21:42.067
and then on three, I'll drop
547
00:21:42.067 --> 00:21:44.170
so that it looks like
it's raining as I'm going down.
548
00:21:44.170 --> 00:21:46.238
Oh, God,
are you really gonna drop?
549
00:21:46.238 --> 00:21:47.640
Oh, yeah, girl.
We getting down there.
550
00:21:47.640 --> 00:21:49.875
Aah! Be careful!
551
00:21:49.875 --> 00:21:50.876
Let's do it!
552
00:21:53.145 --> 00:21:54.847
Oh! My head hurts!
553
00:21:54.847 --> 00:21:59.218
I am truly throwing everything
but the kitchen sink at Bob
554
00:21:59.218 --> 00:22:00.753
to show him my personality.
555
00:22:00.753 --> 00:22:01.854
Are you okay?
556
00:22:01.854 --> 00:22:03.355
-I'm great.
-Wait, how many fingers?
557
00:22:03.355 --> 00:22:06.659
-Two.
-[laughs]
558
00:22:06.659 --> 00:22:08.527
And action.
559
00:22:08.527 --> 00:22:10.863
Oh, hey, bitch,
it's Jaida Essence Hall.
560
00:22:10.863 --> 00:22:12.631
Now, I know
what you're thinking.
561
00:22:12.631 --> 00:22:14.200
[lower volume]
Damn, she's snatch.
562
00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.001
And you're right, I am.
563
00:22:16.001 --> 00:22:17.303
Wait, wait, wait,
hold on one second.
564
00:22:17.303 --> 00:22:18.470
You hit your mic. Don't--
565
00:22:18.470 --> 00:22:20.105
-Oh shit.
-Don't hit your chest.
566
00:22:20.105 --> 00:22:21.640
Okay, gotcha, thank you.
567
00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:22.875
Now, I know
what you're thinking.
568
00:22:22.875 --> 00:22:24.476
Damn, she's snatch.
569
00:22:24.476 --> 00:22:25.811
And you're right, I am.
570
00:22:25.811 --> 00:22:27.580
Oh, fuck.
571
00:22:27.580 --> 00:22:28.714
[laughs]
572
00:22:28.714 --> 00:22:31.150
I'm sorry. I know
what you're thinking.
573
00:22:31.150 --> 00:22:32.551
Damn, she's snatch.
574
00:22:32.551 --> 00:22:33.619
Don't hit your mic.
575
00:22:33.619 --> 00:22:36.121
-Oh, I keep--
-Yeah, I know, I know.
576
00:22:36.121 --> 00:22:37.590
It's like Celine Dion,
honey, I get it.
577
00:22:37.590 --> 00:22:38.657
I wanna do it, too.
578
00:22:38.657 --> 00:22:40.125
Now, I know
what you're thinking.
579
00:22:40.125 --> 00:22:42.094
Damn, she looks snatch.
580
00:22:42.094 --> 00:22:43.395
And you're right, I am.
581
00:22:43.395 --> 00:22:45.431
Beautiful. Moving on.
582
00:22:45.431 --> 00:22:49.034
The artist formerly known
as Heidi N Closet.
583
00:22:49.034 --> 00:22:50.336
Yes.
584
00:22:50.336 --> 00:22:51.503
Now, are you gonna be using
any of the furniture,
585
00:22:51.503 --> 00:22:53.305
any of these things over here?
586
00:22:53.305 --> 00:22:55.107
Yes, a pedestal here
for my lotion.
587
00:22:55.107 --> 00:22:56.242
And where's the lotion?
588
00:22:56.242 --> 00:22:57.509
The lotion.
589
00:22:57.509 --> 00:22:58.510
She puts the lotion
in the basket.
590
00:22:58.510 --> 00:22:59.645
She puts the lotion
in the basket.
591
00:22:59.645 --> 00:23:02.381
On the skin,
or else she gets the hose again.
592
00:23:02.381 --> 00:23:04.183
[laughs]
593
00:23:04.183 --> 00:23:07.152
So let's get
all the narration first, okay?
594
00:23:07.152 --> 00:23:08.654
-Okay, yes.
-Action.
595
00:23:08.654 --> 00:23:11.290
Are you tired
of your skin being--
596
00:23:11.290 --> 00:23:13.859
Ooh, take two.
597
00:23:15.127 --> 00:23:18.430
Are you tired of your skin
being thirsty and dry?
598
00:23:18.430 --> 00:23:23.002
Are you tired of not having
so much of a tight downstairs?
599
00:23:23.002 --> 00:23:24.003
Cut. Big, honey,
big and funny.
600
00:23:24.003 --> 00:23:25.504
-Okay.
-Sell it.
601
00:23:25.504 --> 00:23:27.673
Sell it, honey,
just like on the corner.
602
00:23:27.673 --> 00:23:30.776
Heidi is so funny,
603
00:23:30.776 --> 00:23:34.580
but she's making me laugh
in between takes.
604
00:23:34.580 --> 00:23:37.216
As soon as you stop
delivering your lines,
605
00:23:37.216 --> 00:23:39.084
you are cracking me up.
606
00:23:39.084 --> 00:23:40.653
Give me more
of what you're giving
607
00:23:40.653 --> 00:23:42.154
when the camera turns off
on-camera.
608
00:23:42.154 --> 00:23:43.789
Okay. On-camera.
609
00:23:43.789 --> 00:23:45.724
-You got that?
-Yes.
610
00:23:45.724 --> 00:23:47.159
Forget about everything
and just let loose, Heidi.
611
00:23:47.159 --> 00:23:48.894
-Go, girl.
-Let loose, let loose.
612
00:23:48.894 --> 00:23:52.965
Now introducing Heidi's Hydrate
multipurpose lotion.
613
00:23:52.965 --> 00:23:53.999
Yes!
614
00:23:53.999 --> 00:23:56.302
Made from tears
of a drag queen.
615
00:23:56.302 --> 00:23:58.871
[sobs]
616
00:24:00.706 --> 00:24:02.574
Just get in there. Oh, God!
617
00:24:02.574 --> 00:24:05.311
Mama gots a lot of personality,
618
00:24:05.311 --> 00:24:07.079
and if that's what they want
on camera,
619
00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:08.314
that's what I'm gonna give 'em.
620
00:24:08.314 --> 00:24:10.215
Oh!
621
00:24:10.215 --> 00:24:12.651
Oh, the girl's gonna cry.
622
00:24:13.819 --> 00:24:16.422
My Tyra Banks.
623
00:24:16.422 --> 00:24:17.823
Get in there.
I gotta make money.
624
00:24:17.823 --> 00:24:20.459
Oh, I got 13 cents
in my bank account.
625
00:24:20.459 --> 00:24:22.528
Oh, God!
626
00:24:22.528 --> 00:24:26.498
[whimpers]
627
00:24:26.498 --> 00:24:28.133
She's an actress.
628
00:24:28.133 --> 00:24:30.336
She really is right there.
629
00:24:30.336 --> 00:24:32.571
Widow Von'Du, Throaté.
630
00:24:32.571 --> 00:24:35.774
Sounds like it could be
really fun and super exciting.
631
00:24:35.774 --> 00:24:37.576
It's gonna be
all about your delivery.
632
00:24:37.576 --> 00:24:38.844
All right, action.
633
00:24:38.844 --> 00:24:42.381
I am Widow Von'Du, humanitarian.
634
00:24:42.381 --> 00:24:45.184
Oh, fuck. I forgot
the first couple lines.
635
00:24:45.184 --> 00:24:47.019
Cut, let's start again.
636
00:24:47.019 --> 00:24:49.054
I'm a little nervous,
637
00:24:49.054 --> 00:24:51.857
and so I'm a little demure
for the first take,
638
00:24:51.857 --> 00:24:55.160
because I'm trying to just
remember the shit I wrote.
639
00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:57.396
Relax, and action.
640
00:24:57.396 --> 00:25:01.533
Throaté is GMO-free,
cruelty-free...
641
00:25:03.168 --> 00:25:06.038
Oh, forgot the next line.
[laughs]
642
00:25:06.038 --> 00:25:08.807
Oh, my Jesus.
643
00:25:08.807 --> 00:25:10.743
I'm nervous as shit.
644
00:25:10.743 --> 00:25:11.910
Just sell it for me.
645
00:25:11.910 --> 00:25:13.011
[clears throat]
646
00:25:13.011 --> 00:25:16.882
I want to remember
everything I wrote,
647
00:25:16.882 --> 00:25:20.219
but Ru's words are sitting
right on my frontal lobe.
648
00:25:20.219 --> 00:25:22.287
Throaté.
649
00:25:22.287 --> 00:25:24.723
Fuck. I can't remember.
650
00:25:25.724 --> 00:25:27.126
So let me just remind you
651
00:25:27.126 --> 00:25:32.698
that your Droop ad needs
to be memorable, impactful,
652
00:25:32.698 --> 00:25:35.968
and it needs to reflect
your brand.
653
00:25:38.370 --> 00:25:41.373
I love what you have on,
by the way.
654
00:25:41.373 --> 00:25:42.541
Thank you. Me, too.
655
00:25:42.541 --> 00:25:44.376
All right, let's start.
Wow me.
656
00:25:44.376 --> 00:25:47.980
Mm, mm. Oh, yeah.
657
00:25:47.980 --> 00:25:50.149
The Magic Mullet!
658
00:25:51.650 --> 00:25:53.952
Okay, perfect. Um--
659
00:25:53.952 --> 00:25:55.320
Wait, what's happening?
660
00:25:55.320 --> 00:25:58.357
Well, I wanna start and then
kind of cut to the B-roll,
661
00:25:58.357 --> 00:26:02.127
because I don't really have
anything to fill in my vision.
662
00:26:02.127 --> 00:26:03.262
Okay, honey.
663
00:26:03.262 --> 00:26:05.497
Now, I worked
with a team of scientists
664
00:26:05.497 --> 00:26:06.732
to create a product
665
00:26:06.732 --> 00:26:09.802
that will turn you
into a fierce bitch like me
666
00:26:09.802 --> 00:26:11.069
in a matter of seconds.
667
00:26:11.069 --> 00:26:13.906
I need just a table
that we can do science on.
668
00:26:13.906 --> 00:26:16.508
[laughs] Is that
a science table, Crystal?
669
00:26:16.508 --> 00:26:18.310
Oh, hot.
670
00:26:19.311 --> 00:26:21.146
Hurry! I am running around
671
00:26:21.146 --> 00:26:22.848
like a chicken
with its head cut off.
672
00:26:24.082 --> 00:26:25.417
Hmm.
673
00:26:25.417 --> 00:26:28.187
I've gotta scramble
and get all these shots filmed,
674
00:26:28.187 --> 00:26:29.354
because if I don't,
675
00:26:29.354 --> 00:26:31.156
this commercial
is gonna make no sense.
676
00:26:31.156 --> 00:26:33.959
You got seven minutes left.
We gotta power through it.
677
00:26:33.959 --> 00:26:36.728
Wow, Crystal, you're
so gorgeous and confident.
678
00:26:36.728 --> 00:26:37.796
Try to be a little different.
679
00:26:37.796 --> 00:26:40.098
You're still giving me
Crystal, okay?
680
00:26:40.098 --> 00:26:42.000
Wow. Wow, Crystal.
681
00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:44.036
[both laugh]
I like it.
682
00:26:44.036 --> 00:26:46.805
Wow, Crystal,
I wish I could be
683
00:26:46.805 --> 00:26:50.242
as gorgeous and confident
as you.
684
00:26:50.242 --> 00:26:52.010
Sounds like Cher. [laughs]
685
00:26:52.010 --> 00:26:53.645
I think that was it?
686
00:26:53.645 --> 00:26:56.482
I don't really exactly know
what that was.
687
00:26:56.482 --> 00:26:57.916
At the end of my shoot,
688
00:26:57.916 --> 00:27:00.285
I'm pretty sure that I got
all the shots that I need,
689
00:27:00.285 --> 00:27:01.887
but who knows?
690
00:27:01.887 --> 00:27:05.290
If not, this commercial
is not gonna make any sense.end
act
691
00:27:07.526 --> 00:27:08.594
Here we go!
692
00:27:08.594 --> 00:27:11.096
It's my wedding day.
I'm getting married.
693
00:27:11.096 --> 00:27:12.130
It's another day, honey.
694
00:27:12.130 --> 00:27:15.267
[hums The Wedding March]
695
00:27:15.267 --> 00:27:16.635
So today's elimination day,
696
00:27:16.635 --> 00:27:18.737
and somebody
has to take their ass home.
697
00:27:18.737 --> 00:27:20.105
It's our wedding day!
698
00:27:20.105 --> 00:27:22.875
[cheering]
699
00:27:22.875 --> 00:27:25.777
Today's runway theme
is Black Wedding.
700
00:27:25.777 --> 00:27:27.379
I'm really excited
for this runway.
701
00:27:27.379 --> 00:27:33.385
I know that the other queens
have gone very expensive gowns,
702
00:27:33.385 --> 00:27:34.953
and my take
is a little bit different,
703
00:27:34.953 --> 00:27:36.822
and I'm hoping that it pays off.
704
00:27:39.658 --> 00:27:41.527
Jan, how are you doing?
705
00:27:41.527 --> 00:27:42.594
I'm good.
706
00:27:42.594 --> 00:27:44.596
I feel like last week
707
00:27:44.596 --> 00:27:46.765
obviously was a very
emotional week for me,
708
00:27:46.765 --> 00:27:49.167
and I also wanna say, like,
709
00:27:49.167 --> 00:27:53.572
I was just upset
about Brita leaving
710
00:27:53.572 --> 00:27:55.674
because I have
such a high respect for her.
711
00:27:55.674 --> 00:27:57.743
I don't want people to think
712
00:27:57.743 --> 00:28:01.780
that I'm upset
that I didn't win,
713
00:28:01.780 --> 00:28:07.219
because I'm genuinely upset
the most about Brita leaving.
714
00:28:07.219 --> 00:28:08.720
I've known Brita for years.
715
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:11.456
I have looked up to her
since the first day
716
00:28:11.456 --> 00:28:13.592
that I started doing drag
in New York City.
717
00:28:13.592 --> 00:28:16.094
We competed against each other
718
00:28:16.094 --> 00:28:19.932
and from that day, she's always
been such a cheerleader for me.
719
00:28:19.932 --> 00:28:21.066
I know the other girls
720
00:28:21.066 --> 00:28:22.701
don't have the same relationship
that we do,
721
00:28:22.701 --> 00:28:25.037
which is why
I'm so emotional about it.
722
00:28:25.037 --> 00:28:29.207
Because I know the tremendous
amount of pressure
723
00:28:29.207 --> 00:28:32.811
and stress and effort
that she puts into her drag.
724
00:28:32.811 --> 00:28:34.913
I'm not denying
that I was, like,
725
00:28:34.913 --> 00:28:36.982
not thrilled that I didn't win.
726
00:28:36.982 --> 00:28:40.752
It just makes me wanna work
harder and show the judges
727
00:28:40.752 --> 00:28:42.788
that I'm not just somebody who's
gonna do well in a musical.
728
00:28:42.788 --> 00:28:47.526
I can do well in different
elements of this competition.
729
00:28:47.526 --> 00:28:49.361
And I think I did that
this week.
730
00:28:50.662 --> 00:28:53.498
When Jan's frustrated
and in her head about things...
731
00:28:53.498 --> 00:28:55.033
[high pitched voice] she jumps
into this little voice,
732
00:28:55.033 --> 00:28:57.469
and you can tell that all of a
sudden things aren't going well.
733
00:28:57.469 --> 00:29:00.439
I think this competition
has shaken her.
734
00:29:04.209 --> 00:29:07.646
I'm so happy,
all my Season 12 sisters.
735
00:29:07.646 --> 00:29:09.948
Talking about sisters,
736
00:29:09.948 --> 00:29:12.050
anybody think that
they can do a good impression
737
00:29:12.050 --> 00:29:13.852
of one of your sisters?
738
00:29:13.852 --> 00:29:16.822
[imitating Jan]
Um, hey, guys.
739
00:29:16.822 --> 00:29:18.290
Really emotional this week.
740
00:29:18.290 --> 00:29:19.524
Aah!
741
00:29:19.524 --> 00:29:20.926
[imitating Jan]
Okay, everybody, I'm so excited,
742
00:29:20.926 --> 00:29:21.927
we're in the workroom
again today.
743
00:29:21.927 --> 00:29:23.862
Are you feeling the Jan-tasy?
744
00:29:23.862 --> 00:29:26.665
Oh, my God, I'm just here
living my fantasy.
745
00:29:26.665 --> 00:29:28.033
I know I look like a woman.
746
00:29:28.033 --> 00:29:29.935
Aw!
[all laugh]
747
00:29:29.935 --> 00:29:31.970
What's happening in here, girls?
748
00:29:31.970 --> 00:29:33.438
We're doing--
do you have any impressions
749
00:29:33.438 --> 00:29:35.073
of any of the cast members?
750
00:29:35.073 --> 00:29:36.575
[imitating Crystal]
Well, I don't really have
751
00:29:36.575 --> 00:29:39.211
any impressions of anyone
except for Crystal Methyd.
752
00:29:39.211 --> 00:29:40.812
[all laugh]
753
00:29:40.812 --> 00:29:42.447
Oh, my God.
754
00:29:42.447 --> 00:29:44.516
Look, I'll be Aiden.
755
00:29:44.516 --> 00:29:45.617
[laughs]
756
00:29:45.617 --> 00:29:48.120
-Oh!
-Did she just...
757
00:29:48.120 --> 00:29:49.521
The ghost of Henny.
758
00:29:49.521 --> 00:29:50.756
[imitating Aiden] Boo!
759
00:30:01.433 --> 00:30:03.635
[RuPaul laughs]
760
00:30:06.638 --> 00:30:10.342
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
761
00:30:10.342 --> 00:30:14.379
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
762
00:30:14.379 --> 00:30:16.448
And what?
763
00:30:16.448 --> 00:30:20.085
Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
764
00:30:20.085 --> 00:30:23.355
Michelle Visage, are you buying
what I'm selling?
765
00:30:23.355 --> 00:30:24.690
Well, baby, you know me.
766
00:30:24.690 --> 00:30:27.659
If I can't sell it,
I'm just gonna sit on it.
767
00:30:27.659 --> 00:30:30.862
[all laugh]
768
00:30:30.862 --> 00:30:33.165
-Miss Ruth Brown.
-Yes.
769
00:30:33.165 --> 00:30:35.767
The hilarious Ross Mathews.
770
00:30:35.767 --> 00:30:38.370
Now, Ross,
do you ever shop on Droop?
771
00:30:38.370 --> 00:30:40.372
Only if I have a Droopon.
772
00:30:40.372 --> 00:30:42.007
That stuff's expensive, Ru.
773
00:30:42.007 --> 00:30:43.775
[all laugh]
774
00:30:43.775 --> 00:30:48.146
And my friend Chaka Khan.
Tell me something good.
775
00:30:48.146 --> 00:30:49.681
Um...
776
00:30:49.681 --> 00:30:51.216
a lot of money.
777
00:30:51.216 --> 00:30:52.984
[all laugh]
778
00:30:55.087 --> 00:30:58.156
We love you.
Thank you so much for coming.
779
00:30:58.156 --> 00:30:59.224
Thank you for having me here.
780
00:30:59.224 --> 00:31:00.859
It's a pleasure
to be here with you.
781
00:31:00.859 --> 00:31:02.360
This week
we challenged our queens
782
00:31:02.360 --> 00:31:04.596
to create a sickening product
783
00:31:04.596 --> 00:31:08.133
for the new drag
lifestyle brand Droop.
784
00:31:08.133 --> 00:31:12.838
And tonight on the runway,
category is Black Wedding.
785
00:31:12.838 --> 00:31:14.372
Ooh.
786
00:31:14.372 --> 00:31:18.376
Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
787
00:31:23.782 --> 00:31:26.351
Category is Black Wedding.
788
00:31:26.351 --> 00:31:28.286
Why it gotta be wedding?
789
00:31:28.286 --> 00:31:29.821
[all laugh]
790
00:31:29.821 --> 00:31:31.890
First up, J. Cox.
791
00:31:31.890 --> 00:31:34.860
Michelle: She's making
a very veiled threat.
792
00:31:34.860 --> 00:31:36.962
Jackie: My inspiration
is a beautiful bride
793
00:31:36.962 --> 00:31:39.431
waiting for her husband
to come back from war.
794
00:31:39.431 --> 00:31:41.433
Johnny, are you coming back?
795
00:31:41.433 --> 00:31:44.069
I received the letter.
He's been killed in combat.
796
00:31:44.069 --> 00:31:46.772
The Black Wedding
has become a funeral
797
00:31:46.772 --> 00:31:48.273
Chaka: She's a good actress.
798
00:31:48.273 --> 00:31:50.942
RuPaul: Yeah, I think
she's looking for Godot.
799
00:31:52.778 --> 00:31:55.947
Jan. Simply Jan.
She looks gorgeous.
800
00:31:55.947 --> 00:31:58.450
Ross: Ma'am, there's
no smoking in here.
801
00:31:58.450 --> 00:31:59.785
[all laugh]
802
00:31:59.785 --> 00:32:02.254
Jan: I am dressed
in so many layers
803
00:32:02.254 --> 00:32:05.457
of organdy, crinoline,
sparkle, shimmer.
804
00:32:05.457 --> 00:32:08.360
I'm feeling my Jan-tasies
hardcore.
805
00:32:08.360 --> 00:32:10.195
I take my ring off
806
00:32:10.195 --> 00:32:12.197
and I flip this entire wedding
on its head.
807
00:32:12.197 --> 00:32:14.065
-Oh!
-Oh!
808
00:32:14.065 --> 00:32:15.600
Ross: Oh, that's gonna hurt
coming out.
809
00:32:15.600 --> 00:32:17.235
Chaka: I love "I don't."
810
00:32:17.235 --> 00:32:19.571
-Uh-huh.
-Take that, Melania.
811
00:32:19.571 --> 00:32:21.673
RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall.
812
00:32:21.673 --> 00:32:23.074
Michelle: Oh, she's rich.
813
00:32:23.074 --> 00:32:24.843
Black diamonds are forever.
814
00:32:24.843 --> 00:32:25.877
Chaka: Yes, darling.
815
00:32:25.877 --> 00:32:27.879
Jaida:
I am a trophy wife, honey.
816
00:32:27.879 --> 00:32:30.749
I am coming out here,
I finally got this fat-ass ring
817
00:32:30.749 --> 00:32:32.918
that I have been waiting
for all of my life.
818
00:32:32.918 --> 00:32:35.821
I'm just ready to walk down
this aisle and get this money--
819
00:32:35.821 --> 00:32:36.955
I mean man.
820
00:32:36.955 --> 00:32:38.456
RuPaul: Guess who's black
in the house?
821
00:32:38.456 --> 00:32:39.624
[all laugh]
822
00:32:39.624 --> 00:32:41.860
Ross: She's a nice gay
for a black wedding.
823
00:32:41.860 --> 00:32:43.595
[all laugh]
824
00:32:43.595 --> 00:32:44.763
RuPaul: Gigi Goode.
825
00:32:44.763 --> 00:32:45.864
Oh, my God.
826
00:32:45.864 --> 00:32:48.099
-So pretty.
-So gorgeous.
827
00:32:48.099 --> 00:32:50.769
Gigi: My silhouette is inspired
828
00:32:50.769 --> 00:32:53.605
by the classic
Christian Dior New Look.
829
00:32:53.605 --> 00:32:55.240
I'm cinched in at the waist
830
00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:57.943
and then just jutting out
at the hips.
831
00:32:57.943 --> 00:33:00.212
I have my tiny
little wedding ring
832
00:33:00.212 --> 00:33:02.347
that you just
have to squint to see,
833
00:33:02.347 --> 00:33:03.615
because I can't
over-accessorize
834
00:33:03.615 --> 00:33:04.816
in this type of look.
835
00:33:04.816 --> 00:33:07.352
RuPaul: She loves
some black tulle,
836
00:33:07.352 --> 00:33:08.353
but who doesn't?
837
00:33:08.353 --> 00:33:09.421
[all laugh]
838
00:33:09.421 --> 00:33:11.256
Sherry Pie...
839
00:33:11.256 --> 00:33:13.992
in the library
with the candlestick.
840
00:33:13.992 --> 00:33:15.760
[all laugh]
841
00:33:15.760 --> 00:33:18.864
Ross: Got a light?
[all laugh]
842
00:33:18.864 --> 00:33:21.600
Sherry: My bride
may or may not be dead.
843
00:33:21.600 --> 00:33:23.869
Letting the candle lead me
844
00:33:23.869 --> 00:33:27.639
through the hallways
of my dilapidated old mansion.
845
00:33:27.639 --> 00:33:29.274
She is looking for her wedding,
846
00:33:29.274 --> 00:33:30.675
but thank God
she's got a candle,
847
00:33:30.675 --> 00:33:32.244
because it's dark in here.
848
00:33:32.244 --> 00:33:34.045
Ross: Michelle,
can you candle this?
849
00:33:34.045 --> 00:33:35.347
[all laugh]
850
00:33:35.347 --> 00:33:37.515
Michelle: I don't think
I can candle this.
851
00:33:37.515 --> 00:33:38.850
Whoo!
852
00:33:38.850 --> 00:33:40.385
RuPaul: Heidi.
853
00:33:40.385 --> 00:33:41.987
Ross: Tiara?
I hardly know ya.
854
00:33:41.987 --> 00:33:44.522
RuPaul:
Heidi is the new black.
855
00:33:44.522 --> 00:33:45.857
Chaka: Heidi's the new black.
856
00:33:45.857 --> 00:33:49.327
Heidi: I've chosen
this elegant black gown.
857
00:33:49.327 --> 00:33:52.364
It has this big cold shoulder
piece that wraps around me
858
00:33:52.364 --> 00:33:53.398
and, you know,
makes me feel secure,
859
00:33:53.398 --> 00:33:55.033
because it's my wedding day.
860
00:33:55.033 --> 00:33:57.068
All eyes are on me
at my wedding.
861
00:33:57.068 --> 00:33:59.971
Can't nobody takes my day
away from me.
862
00:33:59.971 --> 00:34:02.407
RuPaul: She done already
done drove hearses.
863
00:34:02.407 --> 00:34:05.043
[all laugh]
864
00:34:05.043 --> 00:34:07.178
The Widow Von'Du.
865
00:34:07.178 --> 00:34:09.814
Michelle:
She got a standing bovation.
866
00:34:09.814 --> 00:34:11.750
RuPaul: She looks like
Mary Wilson a little bit.
867
00:34:11.750 --> 00:34:13.184
Kinda-sorta.
I could see it.
868
00:34:13.184 --> 00:34:16.121
Widow: I am wearing
this sequined gown
869
00:34:16.121 --> 00:34:19.224
with this beautiful,
giant train.
870
00:34:19.224 --> 00:34:22.394
And then when I take off
that mask, boom, bitch.
871
00:34:22.394 --> 00:34:23.762
Look at them eyes.
872
00:34:23.762 --> 00:34:25.063
She ain't got no soul.
873
00:34:25.063 --> 00:34:27.465
Michelle: Peek-a-Ru.
874
00:34:27.465 --> 00:34:29.734
Ross: She's registered
at Bed, Black, and Beyond.
875
00:34:29.734 --> 00:34:31.736
Michelle: Yes!
876
00:34:31.736 --> 00:34:33.138
RuPaul: Crystal Methyd.
877
00:34:33.138 --> 00:34:34.673
Ross:
She is dying to get married.
878
00:34:34.673 --> 00:34:36.708
Chaka:
Oh, Lord have mercy, yes.
879
00:34:36.708 --> 00:34:38.843
Crystal:
I'm serving an undead bride
880
00:34:38.843 --> 00:34:42.547
who just dug her way out
of her grave to find her love.
881
00:34:42.547 --> 00:34:44.149
I am loving my character.
882
00:34:44.149 --> 00:34:46.418
My gloves are even ripped
at the fingertips
883
00:34:46.418 --> 00:34:48.687
because when you die,
your nails keep growing.
884
00:34:48.687 --> 00:34:50.355
I'm covered in dust.
885
00:34:50.355 --> 00:34:52.757
I think I look
drop-dead gorgeous.
886
00:34:52.757 --> 00:34:55.627
Ross: Um, there's a shampoo
for that.
887
00:34:55.627 --> 00:34:56.895
Michelle: Death becomes her.
888
00:34:56.895 --> 00:34:59.130
[RuPaul laughs]end act
889
00:35:00.565 --> 00:35:02.167
Welcome, ladies.
890
00:35:02.167 --> 00:35:04.736
It is time
for the judges' critiques.
891
00:35:04.736 --> 00:35:08.173
First up, Jackie Cox.
892
00:35:08.173 --> 00:35:10.542
Let's take a look
at your Droop commercial.
893
00:35:11.843 --> 00:35:13.712
When you're out
at the discotheque,
894
00:35:13.712 --> 00:35:16.047
does your Snatch Game
gotcha down?
895
00:35:16.047 --> 00:35:18.350
Is your hoo-hoo
looking more ho-hum?
896
00:35:18.350 --> 00:35:23.188
Well, Jackie Cox
has the solution for you!
897
00:35:23.188 --> 00:35:28.326
Introducing Jackie's
Magic Carpet Merkins.
898
00:35:28.326 --> 00:35:30.261
What is this merkin, you ask?
899
00:35:30.261 --> 00:35:33.131
Jackie Cox
has the answers for you!
900
00:35:33.131 --> 00:35:36.401
A merkin is a wig for your
very own cave of wonders,
901
00:35:36.401 --> 00:35:38.703
originally worn
by ladies of the night.
902
00:35:38.703 --> 00:35:40.872
Hookers.
903
00:35:40.872 --> 00:35:45.076
Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins
will spruce up any queen's look.
904
00:35:45.076 --> 00:35:48.246
Plus that special man
in your life can wear it, too.
905
00:35:48.246 --> 00:35:51.549
Not there. There.
906
00:35:51.549 --> 00:35:55.954
Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins
are a wish come true.
907
00:35:55.954 --> 00:35:57.188
For you!
908
00:35:57.188 --> 00:35:58.623
The carpets
may not match the drapes.
909
00:35:58.623 --> 00:36:00.759
Droop is not responsible
for any rashes, hives, or gout
910
00:36:00.759 --> 00:36:02.360
that may occur from using
Magic Carpet Merkins.
911
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:05.530
Jackie Cox is not a genie,
but don't tell her that.
912
00:36:05.530 --> 00:36:06.865
[all laugh]
913
00:36:06.865 --> 00:36:09.667
All right, Jackie,
let's go to the judges.
914
00:36:09.667 --> 00:36:12.203
Well, for starters, I think
you look really beautiful.
915
00:36:12.203 --> 00:36:14.539
I get who this woman is
right away,
916
00:36:14.539 --> 00:36:16.374
and I love that you were telling
a story on the runway, too.
917
00:36:16.374 --> 00:36:19.744
I actually really enjoyed
your infomercial.
918
00:36:19.744 --> 00:36:23.748
You had elements of old school
in there with the "for you,"
919
00:36:23.748 --> 00:36:25.450
and some really funny jokes
that landed.
920
00:36:25.450 --> 00:36:27.252
Your whole infomercial
was thought out,
921
00:36:27.252 --> 00:36:28.720
from the way you wrote it
922
00:36:28.720 --> 00:36:30.422
to knowing that you were
gonna turn to the camera
923
00:36:30.422 --> 00:36:32.157
and have that be a gimmick.
924
00:36:32.157 --> 00:36:34.559
-Well done.
-I think you did a great job.
925
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:36.394
Did she make you
wanna buy a merkin?
926
00:36:36.394 --> 00:36:37.896
What is a merkin?
927
00:36:37.896 --> 00:36:39.230
It's a vagina wig.
928
00:36:42.567 --> 00:36:45.937
That's the best stuff
I've learned this year.
929
00:36:45.937 --> 00:36:47.072
[all laugh]
930
00:36:47.072 --> 00:36:49.040
She's living the merkin dream.
931
00:36:49.040 --> 00:36:50.942
That's right.
932
00:36:50.942 --> 00:36:53.244
-Thanks, Jackie.
-Thank you, RuPaul.
933
00:36:53.244 --> 00:36:57.048
Up next, Jan, Simply Jan.
934
00:36:57.048 --> 00:37:01.186
Hey, everyone, it's the
high-energy, high-belting,
935
00:37:01.186 --> 00:37:06.524
highly positive bitch from
Season 12, Jan, Simply Jan.
936
00:37:06.524 --> 00:37:12.764
Have you ever wanted to,
ooh, feel the Jan-tasy?
937
00:37:12.764 --> 00:37:14.933
Well, girl, now you can!
938
00:37:14.933 --> 00:37:18.670
Introducing Sure, Jan,
the all-enhancing spray
939
00:37:18.670 --> 00:37:21.940
that'll make your simple life
Jan-tastic.
940
00:37:21.940 --> 00:37:23.842
Tired of being
the boring, ugly sister
941
00:37:23.842 --> 00:37:25.443
that can't get a buck?
942
00:37:25.443 --> 00:37:27.679
Ooh. Sure, Jan.
943
00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:29.647
Jan-tastic.
944
00:37:29.647 --> 00:37:31.983
Tired of sounding like
a fucked-up car motor?
945
00:37:31.983 --> 00:37:34.018
Aah!
946
00:37:34.018 --> 00:37:35.420
[glass shatters]
947
00:37:35.420 --> 00:37:36.721
Sure, Jan.
948
00:37:36.721 --> 00:37:38.690
♪ Ahh ♪
949
00:37:38.690 --> 00:37:40.558
Jan-tastic.
950
00:37:40.558 --> 00:37:42.227
Tired of sitting at home
complaining
951
00:37:42.227 --> 00:37:44.295
instead of
doing something about it?
952
00:37:44.295 --> 00:37:45.597
Sure, Jan.
953
00:37:45.597 --> 00:37:48.032
Jan-tastic!
954
00:37:48.032 --> 00:37:52.770
You can get Sure, Jan for $69,
so what are you waiting for?
955
00:37:52.770 --> 00:37:55.907
Feel the Jan-tasy
with Sure, Jan.
956
00:37:55.907 --> 00:37:59.744
Jan, you look
so gorgeous tonight.
957
00:37:59.744 --> 00:38:01.012
You look beautiful.
958
00:38:01.012 --> 00:38:03.081
Thank you so much.
959
00:38:03.081 --> 00:38:04.716
I love everything about this.
960
00:38:04.716 --> 00:38:06.618
I would wear that to my wedding.
961
00:38:06.618 --> 00:38:10.088
With your infomercial,
between making you feel better
962
00:38:10.088 --> 00:38:11.923
and then do a death drop,
963
00:38:11.923 --> 00:38:13.525
then you're gonna be
a better singer,
964
00:38:13.525 --> 00:38:15.860
I think you tried
to fit so much in
965
00:38:15.860 --> 00:38:17.695
that it became convoluted.
966
00:38:17.695 --> 00:38:19.497
Okay.
967
00:38:19.497 --> 00:38:21.099
I loved the puns in your video.
968
00:38:21.099 --> 00:38:22.700
-Thank you.
-Everything with "Jan."
969
00:38:22.700 --> 00:38:23.968
But you had so much energy
970
00:38:23.968 --> 00:38:25.770
that it started at 100
971
00:38:25.770 --> 00:38:27.238
and stayed there the whole time.
972
00:38:27.238 --> 00:38:29.107
We need peaks and valleys,
973
00:38:29.107 --> 00:38:30.375
because we don't know
where to go,
974
00:38:30.375 --> 00:38:31.943
and to follow you,
we get exhausted.
975
00:38:31.943 --> 00:38:33.044
Right.
976
00:38:33.044 --> 00:38:36.514
It was a little
woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
977
00:38:36.514 --> 00:38:39.817
Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.
978
00:38:39.817 --> 00:38:43.421
Oh, hey, bitch,
it's Jaida Essence Hall,
979
00:38:43.421 --> 00:38:45.290
terrible actress
from Gay's Anatomy
980
00:38:45.290 --> 00:38:47.826
and world-famous
rich drag queen.
981
00:38:47.826 --> 00:38:49.394
Now, I know
what you're thinking.
982
00:38:49.394 --> 00:38:51.062
Damn, she looks snatch.
983
00:38:51.062 --> 00:38:52.163
And you're right.
984
00:38:52.163 --> 00:38:54.532
But why the hell
am I really here?
985
00:38:54.532 --> 00:38:56.467
Crotch got you down?
986
00:38:56.467 --> 00:38:58.469
Lumpy, bumpy tuck?
987
00:38:58.469 --> 00:39:01.339
Sticky mess
and bubblegum crotch. Ouch!
988
00:39:01.339 --> 00:39:04.175
Then you need the Luxuratuck.
989
00:39:04.175 --> 00:39:06.244
At a modest $5.000 per pair,
990
00:39:06.244 --> 00:39:09.180
these panties are sourced from
the silk of rare tarantulas
991
00:39:09.180 --> 00:39:11.282
found in the Glamazonian
rain forest,
992
00:39:11.282 --> 00:39:13.551
and made for strength,
stretch, luxury,
993
00:39:13.551 --> 00:39:15.820
and pulling back
those little lady bits.
994
00:39:15.820 --> 00:39:19.324
Anaconda?
I don't even know her!
995
00:39:19.324 --> 00:39:20.558
[all laugh]
996
00:39:20.558 --> 00:39:22.193
Each Luxuratuck is crafted
997
00:39:22.193 --> 00:39:23.795
with a diamond-encrusted
monogram,
998
00:39:23.795 --> 00:39:25.129
and offers anyone who wants
999
00:39:25.129 --> 00:39:28.600
to let the world know that
you are indeed that bitch.
1000
00:39:28.600 --> 00:39:32.103
Get snatched from the front
all the way to the back,
1001
00:39:32.103 --> 00:39:33.671
with the Luxuratuck.
1002
00:39:33.671 --> 00:39:35.707
[all laugh]
1003
00:39:35.707 --> 00:39:37.575
I love this look.
1004
00:39:37.575 --> 00:39:38.576
Thank you.
1005
00:39:38.576 --> 00:39:39.777
Because it's so gorgeous.
1006
00:39:39.777 --> 00:39:41.746
I mean, any girl
would want this dress,
1007
00:39:41.746 --> 00:39:44.782
and any man
would want this dress, too.
1008
00:39:44.782 --> 00:39:47.485
You were so good
in your infomercial,
1009
00:39:47.485 --> 00:39:50.021
because right out of the gate
you made a joke
1010
00:39:50.021 --> 00:39:51.389
that let us know
it was okay to laugh.
1011
00:39:51.389 --> 00:39:53.458
Terrible actress
from Gay's Anatomy.
1012
00:39:53.458 --> 00:39:56.094
I think you're
so frigging funny, bitch.
1013
00:39:56.094 --> 00:39:58.630
[all laugh]
1014
00:39:58.630 --> 00:39:59.864
That is so funny.
1015
00:39:59.864 --> 00:40:02.834
You hit the jokes
where they needed to be,
1016
00:40:02.834 --> 00:40:05.603
so we actually had time to laugh
and continue to listen.
1017
00:40:05.603 --> 00:40:07.639
You were actually selling
a real product
1018
00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:09.173
that I would probably buy.
1019
00:40:09.173 --> 00:40:10.742
Well, you need one.
1020
00:40:10.742 --> 00:40:13.244
I do.
[all laugh]
1021
00:40:13.244 --> 00:40:16.180
Up next, Gigi Goode.
1022
00:40:16.180 --> 00:40:18.650
Hi. I'm better than you.
1023
00:40:18.650 --> 00:40:20.585
And in the rare case
you're anything like me,
1024
00:40:20.585 --> 00:40:22.520
you find it hard
to get a good night's sleep
1025
00:40:22.520 --> 00:40:24.255
after a long day of competing
1026
00:40:24.255 --> 00:40:27.091
for the title of America's
next drag superstar.
1027
00:40:27.091 --> 00:40:31.329
Introducing RuCo Labs' newest
fragrance and sleeping aid,
1028
00:40:31.329 --> 00:40:32.597
Goode Night Bitch.
1029
00:40:32.597 --> 00:40:35.466
With subtle notes of lavender,
1030
00:40:35.466 --> 00:40:37.869
horse tranquilizer, and pine,
1031
00:40:37.869 --> 00:40:39.170
Goode Night Bitch is designed
1032
00:40:39.170 --> 00:40:42.573
to help you fall asleep faster
and stay asleep longer.
1033
00:40:42.573 --> 00:40:44.375
[whispering]
Possibly for days.
1034
00:40:44.375 --> 00:40:45.843
[crash]
1035
00:40:45.843 --> 00:40:48.246
For just $18.500,
1036
00:40:48.246 --> 00:40:50.048
or roughly the prize money
1037
00:40:50.048 --> 00:40:53.418
for three maxi challenges
and two mini challenges,
1038
00:40:53.418 --> 00:40:55.753
you'll finally wake up
feeling fully rested
1039
00:40:55.753 --> 00:40:57.789
and only slightly constipated.
1040
00:40:57.789 --> 00:40:59.657
Don't just wait to fall asleep.
1041
00:40:59.657 --> 00:41:01.492
Get knocked the fuck out.
1042
00:41:01.492 --> 00:41:04.162
Goode Night Bitch.
1043
00:41:04.162 --> 00:41:06.631
[snoring]
1044
00:41:06.631 --> 00:41:10.134
Tonight on the runway,
my God.
1045
00:41:10.134 --> 00:41:12.370
Oof. Stunning.
1046
00:41:12.370 --> 00:41:14.539
You really do
look like a picture.
1047
00:41:14.539 --> 00:41:16.074
Picture perfect.
1048
00:41:16.074 --> 00:41:20.078
Your infomercial
just felt a little clunky,
1049
00:41:20.078 --> 00:41:22.547
and it's like you couldn't
get your rhythm in it.
1050
00:41:22.547 --> 00:41:24.082
Goode Night Bitch.
1051
00:41:24.082 --> 00:41:26.217
And that's where
some of the jokes were lost.
1052
00:41:26.217 --> 00:41:29.187
Like, even when you were
listing the ingredients, right?
1053
00:41:29.187 --> 00:41:31.322
You wanna end
on the funny one.
1054
00:41:31.322 --> 00:41:32.390
Okay.
1055
00:41:32.390 --> 00:41:34.058
There's pine, this,
1056
00:41:34.058 --> 00:41:35.193
and horse tranquilizer.
1057
00:41:35.193 --> 00:41:37.428
Oh, that's when we laugh.
1058
00:41:37.428 --> 00:41:40.431
Meh on the video.
1059
00:41:41.933 --> 00:41:45.603
Up next, I hope you all
saved room for some Sherry Pie.
1060
00:41:47.271 --> 00:41:50.007
Nothing better to do
than count your money?
1061
00:41:50.007 --> 00:41:52.710
I just have so much money!
1062
00:41:52.710 --> 00:41:54.345
I'm Sherry Pie,
1063
00:41:54.345 --> 00:41:56.681
and if you're tired
of counting your money,
1064
00:41:56.681 --> 00:41:59.417
then, boy, oh, boy,
1065
00:41:59.417 --> 00:42:01.853
I have something
that you can spend it on.
1066
00:42:01.853 --> 00:42:04.389
Sherry Pie's Aura Pie.
1067
00:42:04.389 --> 00:42:07.592
Sherry Pie's Aura Pie
is all-natural,
1068
00:42:07.592 --> 00:42:12.964
guaranteeing to turn
any aura from drab to
fab.graphics
1069
00:42:22.073 --> 00:42:25.109
I don't know the answer
to any of those questions,
1070
00:42:25.109 --> 00:42:27.111
but I do know
how much it costs.
1071
00:42:27.111 --> 00:42:30.481
$350 a slice.
1072
00:42:30.481 --> 00:42:35.653
The newest, hottest treat
for the financially elite.
1073
00:42:35.653 --> 00:42:37.355
Get yours now!
1074
00:42:39.056 --> 00:42:41.259
All right,
let's go to the judges.
1075
00:42:41.259 --> 00:42:43.294
You're performing with such ease
in the infomercial,
1076
00:42:43.294 --> 00:42:45.930
but then I realized
we're about halfway through
1077
00:42:45.930 --> 00:42:47.765
before we get a joke.
1078
00:42:47.765 --> 00:42:49.534
-Yeah.
-Right?
1079
00:42:49.534 --> 00:42:50.802
I don't know,
it's like a racehorse.
1080
00:42:50.802 --> 00:42:52.804
You just sort of trotted
the first half of the race.
1081
00:42:52.804 --> 00:42:54.238
You're not gonna win that way.
1082
00:42:54.238 --> 00:42:57.909
I just wanted more from you,
especially in this challenge.
1083
00:42:57.909 --> 00:42:59.110
Tonight on the runway, however,
1084
00:42:59.110 --> 00:43:01.612
you gave us
all of the extra more
1085
00:43:01.612 --> 00:43:02.747
that we were looking for.
1086
00:43:02.747 --> 00:43:04.148
It was all very beautiful.
1087
00:43:04.148 --> 00:43:05.249
Thank you.
1088
00:43:05.249 --> 00:43:06.918
Up next, Heidi.
1089
00:43:08.186 --> 00:43:11.722
Are you tired of your skin
being thirsty and dry?
1090
00:43:11.722 --> 00:43:15.626
Are you tired of having
a not-so-tight downstairs?
1091
00:43:15.626 --> 00:43:19.464
Now introducing Heidi's Hydrates
multipurpose lotion,
1092
00:43:19.464 --> 00:43:23.534
made from...
[whistles] silks and satins,
1093
00:43:23.534 --> 00:43:27.438
as well as tears
of a drag queen...mine!
1094
00:43:27.438 --> 00:43:28.673
[wailing]
1095
00:43:28.673 --> 00:43:31.008
Oh, God!
1096
00:43:31.008 --> 00:43:32.143
Oh!
1097
00:43:32.143 --> 00:43:34.879
Get in there! [gasps]
1098
00:43:34.879 --> 00:43:37.448
Uses range from frying chicken
1099
00:43:37.448 --> 00:43:41.352
to waxing a car
and vaginal rejuvenation.
1100
00:43:41.352 --> 00:43:43.287
Ooh!
1101
00:43:43.287 --> 00:43:45.423
Thank you.
1102
00:43:45.423 --> 00:43:49.727
All this can be yours
for $699
1103
00:43:49.727 --> 00:43:51.696
and 96 cents.
1104
00:43:52.730 --> 00:43:54.832
Heidi's Hydrates
may cause hair loss,
1105
00:43:54.832 --> 00:43:56.334
mood swings,
1106
00:43:56.334 --> 00:43:58.136
and uncontrollable flatulence.
1107
00:43:58.136 --> 00:44:00.171
[passes gas]
Ooh. Excuse me.
1108
00:44:00.171 --> 00:44:01.739
Heidi's Hydrates.
1109
00:44:01.739 --> 00:44:05.142
Bitch, I told you
it could cause hair loss.
1110
00:44:05.142 --> 00:44:08.446
[all laugh]
1111
00:44:08.446 --> 00:44:11.149
Tonight on the runway, I think
this is a beautiful gown on you.
1112
00:44:11.149 --> 00:44:12.183
-Thank you.
-Let me tell you,
1113
00:44:12.183 --> 00:44:14.218
that dress is cut
1114
00:44:14.218 --> 00:44:18.022
within an inch
of all of our lives.
1115
00:44:18.022 --> 00:44:20.758
I mean, that's the cut
for every woman.
1116
00:44:22.126 --> 00:44:25.530
You have this ability
to show your heart.
1117
00:44:25.530 --> 00:44:29.400
And then we watch your video,
and you're hilarious, too?
1118
00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:33.404
It's just so fun to see somebody
who I instantly love
1119
00:44:33.404 --> 00:44:36.741
have all the goods
to back it up.
1120
00:44:36.741 --> 00:44:38.242
The tear thing was hilarious,
1121
00:44:38.242 --> 00:44:40.645
the whistling through the teeth
when you were speaking,
1122
00:44:40.645 --> 00:44:43.381
it was so funny
and so much fun to watch.
1123
00:44:43.381 --> 00:44:45.116
-So Heidi.
-Yes?
1124
00:44:45.116 --> 00:44:46.951
First of all, you know
Imma sue your black ass.
1125
00:44:46.951 --> 00:44:49.020
Oh, well, here we go.
1126
00:44:49.020 --> 00:44:52.290
Lo and behold, this bitch
done stole my idea.
1127
00:44:52.290 --> 00:44:54.692
That's a mark against you,
but at the same time,
1128
00:44:54.692 --> 00:44:57.595
it's a mark for you,
because you are listening.
1129
00:44:57.595 --> 00:44:59.797
You did really good, very funny.
1130
00:44:59.797 --> 00:45:01.265
But just keep this in mind.
1131
00:45:01.265 --> 00:45:05.002
I now own 51%
of Heidi's Hydrates.
1132
00:45:05.002 --> 00:45:06.504
[all laugh]end act
1133
00:45:07.071 --> 00:45:10.274
Up next, the Widow Von'Du.
1134
00:45:10.274 --> 00:45:11.709
All right.
1135
00:45:11.943 --> 00:45:15.146
Hello, I am Widow Von'Du,
1136
00:45:15.146 --> 00:45:19.750
humanitarian,
philanthropist, organ donor.
1137
00:45:19.750 --> 00:45:22.186
Are you wanting to be
a Broadway actress?
1138
00:45:22.186 --> 00:45:23.421
Maybe a singer?
1139
00:45:23.421 --> 00:45:24.589
Maybe you want to do
1140
00:45:24.589 --> 00:45:27.158
some extracurricular activities
this weekend.
1141
00:45:27.158 --> 00:45:29.193
Wink, wink.
1142
00:45:29.193 --> 00:45:31.262
Well, have I got good news
for you.
1143
00:45:31.262 --> 00:45:32.630
I introduce to you
1144
00:45:32.630 --> 00:45:35.967
my revolutionary
throat-coating spray Throaté,
1145
00:45:35.967 --> 00:45:38.636
because, bitch, you're gagging.
1146
00:45:38.636 --> 00:45:42.139
Every bottle has a nonlethal
dosage of black widow venom,
1147
00:45:42.139 --> 00:45:43.407
just to give you
1148
00:45:43.407 --> 00:45:47.245
that extra little tingling
sensation deep inside.
1149
00:45:47.245 --> 00:45:49.313
Throaté has so many
different uses.
1150
00:45:49.313 --> 00:45:50.581
Mace.
1151
00:45:50.581 --> 00:45:51.782
Oh!
1152
00:45:51.782 --> 00:45:53.351
Setting spray,
1153
00:45:53.351 --> 00:45:54.318
or even
cleaning the kitchen.
1154
00:45:54.318 --> 00:45:56.420
[squeaks]
1155
00:45:56.420 --> 00:45:57.688
[all laugh]
1156
00:45:57.688 --> 00:46:00.257
You can coat your throaté today,
1157
00:46:00.257 --> 00:46:03.294
because you're gagging, bitches.
1158
00:46:03.294 --> 00:46:06.664
Tonight on the runway,
it was gorgeous.
1159
00:46:06.664 --> 00:46:07.765
I love the veil
with the crystals.
1160
00:46:07.765 --> 00:46:08.899
That's hot.
1161
00:46:08.899 --> 00:46:11.836
I think that's really
effective, mm-hmm.
1162
00:46:11.836 --> 00:46:13.070
In the infomercial,
1163
00:46:13.070 --> 00:46:14.705
I felt like you were
just kind of sitting there
1164
00:46:14.705 --> 00:46:17.742
and matter-of-factly
just kind of saying things.
1165
00:46:17.742 --> 00:46:19.377
I needed a whole lot more funny.
1166
00:46:19.377 --> 00:46:22.079
I don't know what happened.
1167
00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:23.214
You see what I'm seeing,
though, right?
1168
00:46:23.214 --> 00:46:24.515
Yes.
1169
00:46:24.515 --> 00:46:28.486
What was missing from
the infomercial was the joy.
1170
00:46:30.054 --> 00:46:31.055
Why do you think that happened?
1171
00:46:33.491 --> 00:46:37.161
I don't know.
I really don't know.
1172
00:46:38.996 --> 00:46:41.332
It just seems like something
is crushing me,
1173
00:46:41.332 --> 00:46:43.067
and I don't know what it is
and it just--
1174
00:46:43.067 --> 00:46:44.468
it's keeping me
from doing better.
1175
00:46:44.468 --> 00:46:46.871
I don't--I don't know.
1176
00:46:46.871 --> 00:46:49.607
This is where it gets
really, really tough.
1177
00:46:49.607 --> 00:46:53.944
This is where all of the
self-doubt and saboteur pops up
1178
00:46:53.944 --> 00:46:57.648
and tries to derail your path.
1179
00:46:57.648 --> 00:47:00.818
I really wanted to do well
in front of the judges,
1180
00:47:00.818 --> 00:47:02.553
and especially
in front of Chaka Khan.
1181
00:47:02.553 --> 00:47:06.090
I've waited forever to finally
be in the presence of you--
1182
00:47:06.090 --> 00:47:07.324
Oh, bless you.
1183
00:47:07.324 --> 00:47:10.194
I wanted this.
I wanted this so bad.
1184
00:47:10.194 --> 00:47:13.130
It's a bad review.
1185
00:47:13.130 --> 00:47:15.332
Don't take it too deeply
to your heart.
1186
00:47:15.332 --> 00:47:18.002
This could be a turning point
for you, you know that?
1187
00:47:18.002 --> 00:47:19.970
I see great promise in you.
1188
00:47:19.970 --> 00:47:22.740
Hear what she's saying
to you, Widow.
1189
00:47:22.740 --> 00:47:24.542
Hear it and own it.
1190
00:47:24.542 --> 00:47:26.010
Really, because
this is important.
1191
00:47:26.010 --> 00:47:27.578
Thank you.
1192
00:47:29.814 --> 00:47:32.283
Up next, Crystal Methyd.
1193
00:47:32.283 --> 00:47:33.484
[imitating Aiden] Boo.
1194
00:47:33.484 --> 00:47:35.986
[all laugh]
1195
00:47:35.986 --> 00:47:39.557
Oh, hey, it's me,
Crystal Methyd, drag legend.
1196
00:47:39.557 --> 00:47:41.959
You know, people
are always telling me...
1197
00:47:41.959 --> 00:47:44.829
Wow, Crystal,
I wish I could be
1198
00:47:44.829 --> 00:47:48.799
as gorgeous and confident
as you.
1199
00:47:48.799 --> 00:47:51.836
Well, I've been working on
a project with a few scientists
1200
00:47:51.836 --> 00:47:54.472
that will turn you into
a fierce bitch like me
1201
00:47:54.472 --> 00:47:57.341
in a matter of seconds:
the Magic Mullet.
1202
00:47:57.341 --> 00:47:59.176
Made from a unique blend of hair
1203
00:47:59.176 --> 00:48:02.546
collected from the tails
of squirrels and raccoons,
1204
00:48:02.546 --> 00:48:06.083
each headband is infused with
our advanced Droop technology,
1205
00:48:06.083 --> 00:48:08.352
which releases hormones
into the brain
1206
00:48:08.352 --> 00:48:11.122
to increase strength
and sex drive.
1207
00:48:11.122 --> 00:48:12.890
The Magic Mullet
is superabsorbent
1208
00:48:12.890 --> 00:48:17.528
and dishwasher safe, making it
perfect for working out.
1209
00:48:17.528 --> 00:48:18.729
Don't waste years of your life
1210
00:48:18.729 --> 00:48:20.131
waiting for your hair
to grow out
1211
00:48:20.131 --> 00:48:21.932
long and beautiful like mine,
1212
00:48:21.932 --> 00:48:23.801
because you could die
at any minute.
1213
00:48:23.801 --> 00:48:26.036
What are you waiting for?
1214
00:48:26.036 --> 00:48:28.806
Wow, thanks, Magic Mullet.
1215
00:48:28.806 --> 00:48:33.244
The Magic Mullet
gets the party started!
1216
00:48:33.244 --> 00:48:36.380
[all laugh]
1217
00:48:36.380 --> 00:48:37.848
I think this look is to die for.
1218
00:48:37.848 --> 00:48:39.150
[all laugh]
1219
00:48:39.150 --> 00:48:41.986
I'm, like,
a horror film fanatic.
1220
00:48:41.986 --> 00:48:43.354
It all works.
You look great.
1221
00:48:43.354 --> 00:48:44.722
Thank you.
1222
00:48:44.722 --> 00:48:45.956
Again, Crystal, we get to see
1223
00:48:45.956 --> 00:48:48.959
a different side
of your makeup skills.
1224
00:48:48.959 --> 00:48:51.295
The Magic Mullet
was really smart,
1225
00:48:51.295 --> 00:48:53.430
because you've heard Ru
talk about your mullet,
1226
00:48:53.430 --> 00:48:57.168
and you played on something
that you know he's obsessed with
1227
00:48:57.168 --> 00:48:58.135
and you just sold it.
1228
00:48:58.135 --> 00:48:59.503
It was hilarious.
1229
00:48:59.503 --> 00:49:01.705
My favorite shot was when
you were hammering the wig.
1230
00:49:01.705 --> 00:49:03.274
[all laugh]
1231
00:49:03.274 --> 00:49:05.709
I just really wanted
to let you all know
1232
00:49:05.709 --> 00:49:07.778
how silly and crazy I am, so--
1233
00:49:07.778 --> 00:49:09.947
-Oh, we know.
-[laughs]
1234
00:49:09.947 --> 00:49:10.948
Thank you so much, Crystal.
1235
00:49:10.948 --> 00:49:12.116
Thank you.
1236
00:49:12.116 --> 00:49:13.117
All right, ladies.
1237
00:49:13.117 --> 00:49:14.552
Since we're all together,
1238
00:49:14.552 --> 00:49:16.921
I wanna ask each of you...
1239
00:49:18.289 --> 00:49:21.926
Who should go home tonight
and why?
1240
00:49:23.561 --> 00:49:25.563
Let's start with Jackie Cox.
1241
00:49:25.563 --> 00:49:30.301
If one of us has to go home,
I laughed the least at Widow's.
1242
00:49:30.301 --> 00:49:32.970
Jan, who do you think
should go home tonight?
1243
00:49:32.970 --> 00:49:35.172
I would have to say Widow
as well.
1244
00:49:35.172 --> 00:49:37.575
All right, Jaida.
1245
00:49:37.575 --> 00:49:41.245
I would also have to say Widow.
1246
00:49:41.245 --> 00:49:43.180
-Gigi?
-I agree with my sisters.
1247
00:49:43.180 --> 00:49:44.648
I would say Widow.
1248
00:49:44.648 --> 00:49:46.250
-All right, Sherry.
-Widow.
1249
00:49:46.250 --> 00:49:48.786
Heidi, what say you?
1250
00:49:51.121 --> 00:49:52.923
This is hard.
1251
00:49:52.923 --> 00:49:54.358
Say it.
1252
00:49:54.358 --> 00:49:57.127
She's one of
my best friends here,
1253
00:49:57.127 --> 00:49:59.864
and it's tearing me up
to say this.
1254
00:49:59.864 --> 00:50:03.033
This is solely based
off the video.
1255
00:50:03.033 --> 00:50:05.336
All right, so, Widow,
1256
00:50:05.336 --> 00:50:08.339
who do you think should
go home tonight and why?
1257
00:50:11.842 --> 00:50:15.246
The only other video I saw that
was as bad as mine was Jan's.
1258
00:50:15.246 --> 00:50:17.147
All right, Crystal.
1259
00:50:17.147 --> 00:50:20.684
I've known Widow
since I started doing drag.
1260
00:50:20.684 --> 00:50:23.988
I didn't see Widow
in that video.
1261
00:50:23.988 --> 00:50:24.989
I would have to say Widow.
1262
00:50:26.557 --> 00:50:29.326
Thank you, ladies,
for your honesty.
1263
00:50:29.326 --> 00:50:32.096
While you untuck backstage,
1264
00:50:32.096 --> 00:50:33.731
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1265
00:50:33.731 --> 00:50:36.000
You may leave the stage.
1266
00:50:37.268 --> 00:50:40.304
All right, now just between
us squirrel friends,
1267
00:50:40.304 --> 00:50:41.305
whaddaya think?
1268
00:50:41.305 --> 00:50:42.873
Let's start with Jackie Cox.
1269
00:50:42.873 --> 00:50:45.376
Jackie Cox's infomercial
was a home run.
1270
00:50:45.376 --> 00:50:47.244
And it was clever, you know?
1271
00:50:47.244 --> 00:50:48.646
But you weren't familiar
with the merkin.
1272
00:50:48.646 --> 00:50:51.749
No, I wasn't, and actually,
it was an educational video.
1273
00:50:51.749 --> 00:50:54.818
[all laugh]
1274
00:50:54.818 --> 00:50:56.153
Jan.
1275
00:50:56.153 --> 00:50:58.522
She's like an excited kid
who just wants to please.
1276
00:50:58.522 --> 00:51:01.225
And please she does.
She's very talented.
1277
00:51:01.225 --> 00:51:03.294
I just think that Jan
is gunning too hard,
1278
00:51:03.294 --> 00:51:06.297
and it's now
coming back to bite her.
1279
00:51:06.297 --> 00:51:07.698
I just need her
to take a breath.
1280
00:51:07.698 --> 00:51:08.899
Mm-hmm.
1281
00:51:08.899 --> 00:51:10.968
And kind of focus
and fine tune.
1282
00:51:10.968 --> 00:51:13.070
Jaida Essence Hall.
1283
00:51:13.070 --> 00:51:14.471
She's hella funny.
1284
00:51:14.471 --> 00:51:15.806
She could be a comedian.
1285
00:51:15.806 --> 00:51:18.542
This girl is the dark horse
of the competition.
1286
00:51:18.542 --> 00:51:21.512
Every single week we see
another layer peeled away
1287
00:51:21.512 --> 00:51:24.081
and we see more and more Jaida.
1288
00:51:24.081 --> 00:51:26.050
Gigi Goode.
1289
00:51:26.050 --> 00:51:29.453
She just didn't have it
in the infomercial challenge.
1290
00:51:29.453 --> 00:51:31.589
It just didn't work,
bottom line.
1291
00:51:31.589 --> 00:51:33.490
-Yeah.
-Or top line. I don't know her.
1292
00:51:33.490 --> 00:51:35.292
Yeah.
[all laugh]
1293
00:51:35.292 --> 00:51:36.427
Sherry Pie.
1294
00:51:36.427 --> 00:51:38.495
In her infomercial,
listen, it did not suck.
1295
00:51:38.495 --> 00:51:40.364
It just wasn't
up to Sherry Pie level.
1296
00:51:40.364 --> 00:51:43.000
I don't think it was
a terrible week for her,
1297
00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:46.170
but there may be some room
for some of these other queens
1298
00:51:46.170 --> 00:51:48.138
to step in front of her in line.
1299
00:51:48.138 --> 00:51:49.974
Heidi. She surprised me,
1300
00:51:49.974 --> 00:51:53.510
because I didn't expect to laugh
so hard at her infomercial.
1301
00:51:53.510 --> 00:51:54.611
[laughs] It was funny.
1302
00:51:54.611 --> 00:51:57.448
The unexpected twist in rhythm
1303
00:51:57.448 --> 00:51:59.750
that makes something
really funny.
1304
00:51:59.750 --> 00:52:01.752
She's amazing.
1305
00:52:01.752 --> 00:52:03.487
She's going to go far.
1306
00:52:03.487 --> 00:52:05.589
Widow Von'Du.
1307
00:52:05.589 --> 00:52:07.658
She didn't do
the very best commercial.
1308
00:52:07.658 --> 00:52:09.660
Wink, wink.
1309
00:52:09.660 --> 00:52:10.894
It came across as flat,
1310
00:52:10.894 --> 00:52:13.397
and we know Widow
to be big and boisterous.
1311
00:52:13.397 --> 00:52:14.631
We've seen this before, right?
1312
00:52:14.631 --> 00:52:17.067
When a great queen
has a lot of momentum
1313
00:52:17.067 --> 00:52:18.335
and maybe they start thinking
1314
00:52:18.335 --> 00:52:20.170
about their position
in the competition,
1315
00:52:20.170 --> 00:52:22.973
and then that gets them
out of actually winning.
1316
00:52:22.973 --> 00:52:25.609
Yeah. Crystal Methyd.
1317
00:52:25.609 --> 00:52:30.614
Crystal Methyd has done the
biggest 180 in this competition.
1318
00:52:30.614 --> 00:52:33.150
That infomercial
was frickin' hilarious.
1319
00:52:33.150 --> 00:52:35.019
She's one of my favorites,
of course.
1320
00:52:35.019 --> 00:52:36.487
[imitating Aiden] Boo.
1321
00:52:36.487 --> 00:52:38.789
It's so exciting to see
what's happened with Crystal.
1322
00:52:38.789 --> 00:52:41.692
Pay attention to that one.
She's a threat.
1323
00:52:41.692 --> 00:52:42.960
All right, silence.
1324
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:45.095
I've made my decision.
1325
00:52:45.095 --> 00:52:48.065
Bring back my girls.end act
1326
00:52:49.033 --> 00:52:50.601
Welcome back, ladies.
1327
00:52:50.601 --> 00:52:52.803
I've made some decisions.
1328
00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:59.343
Heidi, I loved your performance
so much this week,
1329
00:52:59.343 --> 00:53:00.544
I wanna marry it.
1330
00:53:01.779 --> 00:53:05.182
Crystal Methyd,
your mullets were magic,
1331
00:53:05.182 --> 00:53:07.518
and your zombie gave us life.
1332
00:53:08.819 --> 00:53:09.920
Jaida Essence Hall.
1333
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:12.890
Your anaconda don't,
1334
00:53:12.890 --> 00:53:15.125
but your Luxuratuck do.
1335
00:53:15.125 --> 00:53:16.794
Thank you.
1336
00:53:16.794 --> 00:53:20.731
Jackie Cox, this week,
your merkin was workin'.
1337
00:53:21.832 --> 00:53:24.535
Heidi, con-drag-ulations.
1338
00:53:24.535 --> 00:53:26.703
You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
1339
00:53:26.703 --> 00:53:28.405
[applause]
1340
00:53:28.405 --> 00:53:30.407
Yay! I win!
1341
00:53:30.407 --> 00:53:31.675
Oh, bitch!
1342
00:53:31.675 --> 00:53:35.546
Heidi, you've won a cash prize
of $5.000.
1343
00:53:35.546 --> 00:53:40.017
Thank you [whistles]
so, so very much.
1344
00:53:40.017 --> 00:53:42.853
[all laugh]
1345
00:53:42.853 --> 00:53:46.590
Jaida, Crystal, Jackie,
you are all safe.
1346
00:53:46.590 --> 00:53:49.693
The four of you may step
to the back of the stage.
1347
00:53:58.268 --> 00:54:02.106
Gigi Goode, on the runway,
you had a good night, bitch,
1348
00:54:02.106 --> 00:54:06.043
but your commercial was sleeper.
1349
00:54:08.545 --> 00:54:10.280
You're safe.
1350
00:54:10.280 --> 00:54:11.448
Thank you.
1351
00:54:13.617 --> 00:54:15.719
Widow Von'Du.
1352
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:18.088
On the runway you were dazzling,
1353
00:54:18.088 --> 00:54:21.358
but your commercial
did not leave us gagging.
1354
00:54:21.358 --> 00:54:25.329
I'm sorry, my dear, but you
are up for elimination.
1355
00:54:28.165 --> 00:54:32.936
Sherry Pie. The judges
ate up your runway look,
1356
00:54:32.936 --> 00:54:36.640
but your Aura Pie
was a little undercooked.
1357
00:54:38.308 --> 00:54:41.345
Jan. We love
your black wedding look,
1358
00:54:41.345 --> 00:54:46.884
but your commercial
left us unsure, Jan.
1359
00:54:50.154 --> 00:54:51.221
Sherry Pie.
1360
00:54:53.524 --> 00:54:54.658
You're safe.
1361
00:54:54.658 --> 00:54:56.727
Thank you.
1362
00:54:59.363 --> 00:55:00.864
You may join the other girls.
1363
00:55:04.234 --> 00:55:08.572
Jan, I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
1364
00:55:08.572 --> 00:55:10.073
I don't wanna go home.
1365
00:55:10.073 --> 00:55:12.609
I have so much more to offer
this competition.
1366
00:55:12.609 --> 00:55:14.745
I'm not going down
without a fight.
1367
00:55:14.745 --> 00:55:18.248
Two queens stand before me.
1368
00:55:18.248 --> 00:55:20.117
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
1369
00:55:20.117 --> 00:55:22.519
a lip sync performance
1370
00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:27.291
of This is My Night
by the legend, Chaka Khan.
1371
00:55:27.291 --> 00:55:30.427
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
1372
00:55:30.427 --> 00:55:32.563
and save yourself...
1373
00:55:32.563 --> 00:55:34.331
from elimination!
1374
00:55:35.866 --> 00:55:37.968
The time has come...
[thunder]
1375
00:55:37.968 --> 00:55:41.004
for you to lip sync
1376
00:55:41.004 --> 00:55:45.175
[echoing] for your life!
1377
00:55:46.476 --> 00:55:50.180
I am not going the fuck home.
1378
00:55:50.180 --> 00:55:54.985
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1379
00:55:54.985 --> 00:55:58.121
[music plays]
1380
00:55:58.121 --> 00:56:01.658
♪ I'm puttin' on my makeup ♪
1381
00:56:01.658 --> 00:56:04.294
♪ It's time to wake up ♪
1382
00:56:04.294 --> 00:56:07.965
♪ The owners of the night
are calling me ♪
1383
00:56:07.965 --> 00:56:10.367
♪ I'm ready and I'm willing ♪
1384
00:56:10.367 --> 00:56:12.502
♪ To put out a happy feeling ♪
1385
00:56:12.502 --> 00:56:16.506
♪ Something special's
in the air for me ♪
1386
00:56:16.506 --> 00:56:19.009
♪ The night is mine ♪
1387
00:56:19.009 --> 00:56:21.511
♪ I'm gonna keep it
just right ♪
1388
00:56:21.511 --> 00:56:27.684
♪ Gonna let this magic shine,
shine, shine, shine, shine ♪
1389
00:56:27.684 --> 00:56:29.586
♪ This is my night tonight ♪
1390
00:56:29.586 --> 00:56:32.489
♪ I'm gonna do it just right ♪
1391
00:56:32.489 --> 00:56:36.026
♪ I'm gonna let
this magic shine ♪
1392
00:56:36.026 --> 00:56:39.062
♪ This is my night tonight ♪
1393
00:56:39.062 --> 00:56:41.298
♪ I'm gonna do it just right ♪
1394
00:56:41.298 --> 00:56:43.967
♪ I'm gonna let
this magic shine ♪
1395
00:56:46.536 --> 00:56:49.072
♪ I feel like winning ♪
1396
00:56:49.072 --> 00:56:51.241
♪ I don't know the reason ♪
1397
00:56:51.241 --> 00:56:55.479
♪ Something telling me
to let it ride ♪
1398
00:56:55.479 --> 00:56:56.680
♪ Got me
rocking and reeling... ♪
1399
00:56:56.680 --> 00:56:57.948
Widow is really
selling the words
1400
00:56:57.948 --> 00:57:00.083
and the emotion of this song.
1401
00:57:00.083 --> 00:57:03.186
I think Chaka Khan's soul
has now entered Widow
1402
00:57:03.186 --> 00:57:05.155
and is coming alive
on the stage.
1403
00:57:05.155 --> 00:57:08.325
♪ My, my, my, my night ♪
1404
00:57:08.325 --> 00:57:11.728
♪ This feels so right ♪
1405
00:57:11.728 --> 00:57:13.563
♪ I'm gonna do it just right ♪
1406
00:57:13.563 --> 00:57:16.533
♪ I'm gonna let
this magic shine ♪
1407
00:57:17.601 --> 00:57:19.903
♪ This is my night tonight ♪
1408
00:57:19.903 --> 00:57:22.506
♪ I'm gonna do it just right ♪
1409
00:57:22.506 --> 00:57:25.475
♪ I'm gonna let
this magic shine
1410
00:57:25.475 --> 00:57:27.944
♪ Tonight ♪
1411
00:57:27.944 --> 00:57:30.814
♪ This is my night ♪
1412
00:57:30.814 --> 00:57:34.351
I am pulling out my moves
and dancing the house down,
1413
00:57:34.351 --> 00:57:39.222
showing the judges
how badly I want to be here.
1414
00:57:40.223 --> 00:57:41.958
♪ This is my night ♪
1415
00:57:41.958 --> 00:57:44.261
♪ I'm gonna do it just right ♪
1416
00:57:44.261 --> 00:57:47.297
♪ I'm gonna let
this magic shine ♪
1417
00:57:47.297 --> 00:57:49.132
♪ Let it shine ♪
1418
00:57:49.132 --> 00:57:51.668
♪ It's my night, my night ♪
1419
00:57:51.668 --> 00:57:53.503
♪ I'm gonna do it just right ♪
1420
00:57:53.503 --> 00:57:57.007
♪ I'm gonna let
this magic shine ♪
1421
00:57:57.007 --> 00:57:59.176
♪ Shine ♪
1422
00:57:59.176 --> 00:58:01.845
[cheers and applause]
1423
00:58:03.714 --> 00:58:05.615
-Whoo!
-Damn!
1424
00:58:07.184 --> 00:58:09.653
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1425
00:58:16.426 --> 00:58:19.096
Widow Von'Du, shantay you stay.
1426
00:58:25.802 --> 00:58:27.738
Widow, you may join
the other girls.
1427
00:58:27.738 --> 00:58:28.939
Thank you.
1428
00:58:28.939 --> 00:58:33.377
Jan, you are simply fabulous,
1429
00:58:33.377 --> 00:58:35.812
and never forget that.
1430
00:58:35.812 --> 00:58:38.782
Now sashay away.
1431
00:58:38.782 --> 00:58:42.619
Thank you so much
for this amazing opportunity.
1432
00:58:42.619 --> 00:58:44.621
I really did my best,
1433
00:58:44.621 --> 00:58:46.323
and I hope to make you proud
in the future.
1434
00:58:46.323 --> 00:58:48.625
[applause]
1435
00:58:53.130 --> 00:58:56.767
America, world,
thank you so much.
1436
00:58:56.767 --> 00:58:59.269
I hope you got to get to know me
a little bit more,
1437
00:58:59.269 --> 00:59:05.675
and everyone,
get ready to feel the Jan-tasy!
1438
00:59:05.675 --> 00:59:06.910
Bye.
1439
00:59:06.910 --> 00:59:09.413
[cheers and applause]
1440
00:59:12.115 --> 00:59:15.218
I made it. I got
to RuPaul's Drag Race.
1441
00:59:15.218 --> 00:59:18.221
The most disappointing thing
about being eliminated
1442
00:59:18.221 --> 00:59:19.589
is not making it
to the top four.
1443
00:59:19.589 --> 00:59:22.959
I saw myself up there
with the best girls.
1444
00:59:22.959 --> 00:59:25.862
One bad week,
and it could be your time.
1445
00:59:25.862 --> 00:59:28.131
I'm just disappointed
that this was my week.
1446
00:59:28.131 --> 00:59:30.967
I looked so good tonight!
Damn!
1447
00:59:34.304 --> 00:59:37.240
Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
1448
00:59:37.240 --> 00:59:39.476
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1449
00:59:39.476 --> 00:59:41.311
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1450
00:59:41.311 --> 00:59:42.946
Can I get an "amen" in here?
1451
00:59:42.946 --> 00:59:44.648
-Amen!
-Amen!
1452
00:59:44.648 --> 00:59:47.083
All right,
now let the music play.
1453
00:59:47.083 --> 00:59:50.420
♪ I am American, American ♪
1454
00:59:50.420 --> 00:59:51.555
♪ The red, white, and blue ♪
1455
00:59:51.555 --> 00:59:54.791
♪ I am American, American ♪vote
sign
1456
00:59:54.791 --> 00:59:56.460
♪ Just like you, too ♪disclaimer
1457
01:02:02.052 --> 01:02:03.720
RuPaul: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
1458
01:02:03.720 --> 01:02:07.924
It's time for America's
first drag queen president.
1459
01:02:07.924 --> 01:02:11.394
You vow to make America
what again?
1460
01:02:11.394 --> 01:02:12.495
Glitter again.
1461
01:02:12.495 --> 01:02:15.131
The facts are her mullet
is not even real.
1462
01:02:15.131 --> 01:02:16.266
Ooh!
1463
01:02:16.266 --> 01:02:17.767
Candidates, let's keep it civil.
1464
01:02:17.767 --> 01:02:21.037
If she cannot win the war
against her beard,
1465
01:02:21.037 --> 01:02:23.373
how can she win the war
for America?
1466
01:02:23.373 --> 01:02:27.043
She done already
done had herses.
1467
01:02:27.043 --> 01:02:29.980
You're trying to become
America's next drag superstar.
1468
01:02:31.715 --> 01:02:33.149
Now, I don't know
what that's like.
1469
01:02:33.149 --> 01:02:35.151
[all laugh]
1470
01:02:38.088 --> 01:02:42.258
♪ I am American,
American, American ♪
1471
01:02:42.258 --> 01:02:45.028
♪ I am American, American ♪
1472
01:02:45.028 --> 01:02:46.363
♪ The red, white, and blue ♪
1473
01:02:46.363 --> 01:02:50.100
♪ I am American,
American, American ♪
1474
01:02:50.100 --> 01:02:52.936
♪ I am American, American ♪
1475
01:02:52.936 --> 01:02:54.504
♪ Just like you, too ♪
1476
01:02:54.504 --> 01:02:58.074
♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American,
American, American ♪
1477
01:02:58.074 --> 01:03:00.844
♪ I am American, American ♪
1478
01:03:00.844 --> 01:03:02.145
♪ The red, white, and blue ♪
1479
01:03:02.145 --> 01:03:05.048
♪ I am American, American ♪
1480
01:03:05.048 --> 01:03:08.084
♪ Just like you, too ♪
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