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)oscillating tone(
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.Boy, am I in for it now
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Sent before
.the White Desk again
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?What did I do
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.The Solar Lander, you fool
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.You painted a mustache on it
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But Orson doesn't know
.I did it
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?Then why am I here
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,If I knew that
.I wouldn't be talking to myself
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.Mork
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.Good morning, Orson
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Orson-- you call me Orson
,to my face
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,but behind my back
",you call me "Fatso
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",Rocket Ship Thighs"
".and "Star Tush
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".You forgot "Laser Breath
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) playful honking(
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.Sorry, Your Immenseness
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?See what I mean
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These constant displays
of humor
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are not acceptable
.behavior here on Ork
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.You're right
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;We are rather a dull lot
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.the white bread of the universe
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Emotions have been weeded
out of us
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,for the good of the race
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and you constantly
.make jokes
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I'm afraid
.that won't do
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.Uh-oh
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There's an insignificant
planet
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on the far side
.of the galaxy
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From the fragmented reports
,we have on it
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...the people are
...well, uh
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Real nimnulls?
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.Exactly
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That's why I think
.you'll fit in there, Mork
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.You're too kind, sir
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What is the name
of this hellhole
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?you're sending me to
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.Earth
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Earth? I was on Earth
.three bleems ago
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I was sent there
by a biology class
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.to collect a specimen
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,I had to throw it back
.though-- too small
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.I love that place
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Well, don't enjoy it
.too much
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.It's not a vacation
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We want you to learn
all you we can
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.about primitive societies
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Your mission is to report
back to me mentally
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about the things
.you learn there
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,And remember
.this is a serious mission
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.You can count on me, Orson
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.D, D and E
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Dedicated, diligent
.and efficient
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Nanu-nanu.
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Nanu-nanu.
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:MAN
.I love this spot
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:WOMAN
.It's beautiful
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You know, the reason
I enjoy taking you out
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is you don't put
.pressure on me
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You don't force me
into playing
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that virile stud
?macho role, you know
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) electronic whirring(
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) whirring slows and stops(
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!Aha
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) cracking(
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) electronic whirring(
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) high-pitched hum(
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Gizbah.
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) high-pitched hum(
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Shazbot.
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.Ah
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?Only one suitcase
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,You lost half my luggage
you nimnulls!
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) buzzes(
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:MAN
!Oh, Mindy
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!Stop it
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Don't you ever
!do that again
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Not even if my blouse
!is on fire
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.I can't believe you
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Three dates and you think
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you've got the right
to attack me
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!?like a Thanksgiving turkey
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Oh, I love it
.when you talk dirty
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?What
?Will you cut it out
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,Now, look
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,You know
I liked you a lot better
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.when you were ineffectual
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I don't even
.think I like you at all after tonight
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.Good point
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I think I should
take you home
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.because I respect you
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Well, I'll drive
to make sure
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we get
to our respective homes
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still respecting
.each other
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) groans(
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Well, if that's the way
,you feel about it
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?why don't you just walk home
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Oh! If that's the way
,you want it
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.I'll be happy to walk home
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!Hey, wait a minute
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!That's my car
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Nanu-nanu.
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...Father
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what are you
?doing out here
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This is where
.I was dropped off
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Oh, yeah? Well, I got
.dropped off, too
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You don't know
!what happened to me
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!He just took my car
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Well, I'm glad
to have someone I can trust
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.to walk into town with
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I mean, this isn't
,a confession or anything
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but I only had three
crummy dates with the guy
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and he takes my car
!and makes me walk
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.Very interesting
?Mind if I take notes
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I don't know
...where he gets off
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) Mindy continues indistinctly(
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Nanu-nanu.
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) clunks(
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Shazbot!
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.Ah! Well, here it is
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Thanks a lot for
.walking me home, Father
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I'm afraid I hardly
,gave you a chance to talk
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.but I was just so mad
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?You know what I mean
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.Nab, nab. My pleasure
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I was sent here
?to learn, you know
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Well, if there's anything
...I can do for you
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,If it's not too precious
.a glass of water
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,And if it is
.a quart of oil will suffice
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) Oh... ( laughs
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I think I can spring
.for the water
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.Spring water. Humor
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) honking bark(
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.Better yet
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?How about a little iced tea
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,When on Earth
.do as the Earthlings
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?How are they treating you
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?Do you talk to your plants, too
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.Oh, yes, they're good listeners
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.Especially the old ones
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Yeah, I talk to my plants
.all the time
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Keeps them young
.and keeps them healthy
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...Oh
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.Your suit's on backwards
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?It is
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.Boy, do I feel like a clone
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.You're not a priest
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?Who are you
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.I am Mork from Ork
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Nanu-nanu.
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!?Ork
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.Yes, you see, Ork is a planet
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You follow the Big Dipper
,till it comes to a dead end
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.then you hang an up
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.An up
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Up, down, hard to tell
.out in hyperspace
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.Oh, right
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I have a poor sense
.of direction myself
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So, you're, you're from
.outer space
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Yes, do you mind if I take
a few pictures
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for the folks
?on the home planet
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They'd like to get
.some postcards
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.Uh, no
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Okay, watch the flookie.
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?How did you do that
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--With my Instamatic glove
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some models starting
under 30 thribets.
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?Oh... mind if I do
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) slurping(
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.The pause that refreshes
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) belches(
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!You drank that with your finger
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?Yes. How do you drink
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.With my mouth
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Well, how do you talk
?and drink at the same time
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.Must be Drool City
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,Now, look
,whoever you are
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.now you can't scare me
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Now, there's no such thing
.as a man from outer space
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Now, I don't know how
,you did those tricks
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but you just better
keep your distance
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or you're going
to hear me scream
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like you've never heard
.anybody scream
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.I've never heard anyone scream
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Is that your way
?of saying thanks
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) knocking at door(
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,Aha! Help has already arrived
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,so you just stay cool
...space man, or else
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) gasps(
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) electronic pulsing(
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.It's for you
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.Ah, my lost luggage
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50 nu-nu because my casual
.clothes are in there
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) high-pitched beep(
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) hums happily(
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.Take a hike
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Scrim, scrim.Oh, I forgot.
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.Sorry. Here we go
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) coins clank(
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.Keep the change
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emits electronic(
) "thank you" tones
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) hums happily(
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You really are
.from out there
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,No, actually
.I'm from out there
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You see, out there's
.not a nice neighborhood
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I wouldn't even go there
.during a total eclipse
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.An alien
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You're not going
?to hurt me, are you
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!?Hurt you
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No, damaging other life
.forms is unthinkable to us
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I wouldn't harm a harfon yourcholi-cho-cho.
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It occurs to me we have not been
.formally introduced
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A formal introduction
.is at hand
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) toots fanfare(
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) mimicks crowd cheering(
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.Get down
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.I am Mork from Ork
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Nanu-nanu.
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...Oh
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.I'm, I'm Mindy McConnell
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) toots fanfare(
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) mimicks crowd cheering(
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:) baby-like(
.Ah
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I like a being
with a firm gribbet.
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.Shows character
.At least evolution
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...Oh
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.Well, thank you
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Uh... how do you say thank you
?in your language
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.We spit
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Mind if I don't say
?thank you
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.No sweat off my front
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I just, I just
.can't believe this
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I'm standing here
.talking to an alien
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Do you realize
?the historic sweep of this
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,I mean
!the world will be astounded
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No, nab, nab.
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You see, my mission
.is to observe Earth
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And the only way
I can do that
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,is by being one of you
.a face in the crowd
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Which is easy
.because I fit right in
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.Not really
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?No
.No
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?Are you sure
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.Oh, I'm sure
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.I tell you what
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Now, I'm as interested
in you and your planet
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as you are about us
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so how about I can teach you
to act Earthling
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if you teach me
?more about Ork
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?Is that a deal
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.A fair exchange
.Let's formally close the deal
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) squeaks(
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?Mind if I just spit
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.It's your house
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?I will be staying here, won't I
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I mean, I've heard so much
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about your Earthling
.hospitality
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...Oh, well, you can, uh
.temporarily
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Oh, but if my father
...finds out
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!?Father
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On Earth you have
.natural parents
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You see, I'm
.a test tube baby
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?Really
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Yes. My father was an
.eyedropper, the scum
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?Why would you say that
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Well, he ran away
.and left Mom
268
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,410
Ran off with a bottle
.of nose drops
269
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,912
.Can't blame him, though
270
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,296
.She had those tight labels
271
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:37,473
playing "Beethoven's Fifth"(
) on piano
272
00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,925
) repeats music phrase(
273
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,764
playing "Beethoven's(
) Fifth Symphony" loudly
274
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,100
) playing "Dueling Banjos"(
275
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:03,249
playing classical version(
) of "Dueling Banjos"
276
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,173
both playing(
) lively jazz piece
277
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:22,017
.Oh, come on
278
00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:24,519
.Oh, come on, please, hey
279
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,021
!Stop! Stop
280
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:28,023
) whistles(
281
00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:31,026
It's too early in the morning
".for "Dueling Beethoven
282
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,811
It's the only music
283
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,281
.I can challenge him with, dear
284
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,150
He won't play anything
.by Alice Cooper
285
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,070
.That's because I play piano
286
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,573
Alice Cooper just beats
on the keys
287
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,574
.with a dead snake
288
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:49,411
.But at least he shows feeling
289
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,162
Are you two going
?to start this again
290
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,298
.I am a musician
291
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,552
I sell violins
.and I sell cellos
292
00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:58,053
.They're classics
293
00:13:58,053 --> 00:14:01,056
That's food for the spirit
.and a feast for the soul
294
00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:02,557
...While you peddle
295
00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:04,059
) playing discordant note(
296
00:14:04,059 --> 00:14:05,560
.junk food...
297
00:14:05,561 --> 00:14:06,562
...Frederick
298
00:14:06,562 --> 00:14:08,063
?Huh
299
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:10,565
If you were in Heaven
,and God said
300
00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:12,568
I will give"
--you a choice
301
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:15,938
,you can be born with brains"
302
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:19,942
or you can born with a
".permanent rash on your fanny
303
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,194
?Now which would you choose
304
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,917
.The brains
305
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:31,120
Good. I see you learn
.by your mistake
306
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,463
Mother-in-laws are
.the curse of marriage
307
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:44,933
Oh, Daddy, you know
.she loves to tease you
308
00:14:44,934 --> 00:14:46,435
It's what
.keeps her young
309
00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:49,438
Yes, but it's
.making me old
310
00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:52,941
Mindy, isn't that your
?second cup of coffee
311
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:53,943
.It's my fourth
312
00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,444
.But you don't drink coffee
313
00:14:55,444 --> 00:14:58,447
Why are you all of a sudden
,drinking gallons of coffee
314
00:14:58,447 --> 00:14:59,948
...unless you
.stayed up late
315
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:03,452
You're right. This must be
.my first cup of coffee
316
00:15:03,452 --> 00:15:04,453
...Mindy
317
00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:06,455
Dad, I was up late
.last night
318
00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:08,457
Dad, I met the most
.fascinating person
319
00:15:08,457 --> 00:15:10,709
I was up half the night
.talking to him
320
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,043
?Him
321
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,995
?Half the night
322
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,914
.Dad, I'm 21
323
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,917
.Oh, honey, I know, I know
324
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:22,421
It's just that I'll always
.think of you as my little girl
325
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:26,341
.I know you will
326
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,845
Hey, Mindy, look
who I found
327
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,847
wandering the streets
.looking for you
328
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,849
,Correction
:munchkin-like person
329
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:34,850
,I wasn't wandering
330
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,852
I was trying
.to explore your world
331
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,854
,He's new in town
.Eugene
332
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:42,858
Mork, I'll be happy to
.show you around after work
333
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:43,859
?Work
334
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,244
Oh, yes. Most people
.have to work for a living
335
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,163
.What a novel concept
336
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,669
Mindy, who's
?your beatnik friend
337
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:56,171
.Uh... Daddy, this is Mork
338
00:15:56,171 --> 00:15:58,540
.Mork, this is Mr. McConnell
339
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,791
Nanu-nanu.
340
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,098
.Mork, he's my father
341
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,016
What an interesting
.position to be in
342
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:09,018
.I tip my kripla to you, sir
343
00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:10,269
♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah. ♪
344
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,606
Well, I guess it's time
.for my violin lessons
345
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,608
Thank you for taking me
.to your leader
346
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,109
Gizbah.
347
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,113
.Oh, yeah
348
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,615
...Ah, ah
349
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,624
Hey, Mork, I'd like
.to see you again
350
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:33,992
?Were can I find you
351
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,244
.I'll be at Mindy's place
352
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,245
.Come by any time
353
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,129
.Hang tough, man
354
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,964
,What it was
.my main man
355
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,467
?You'll be at Mindy's place
356
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:43,335
.Yes, we're living together
357
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,171
) nervous laughter(
358
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:50,475
.Catch you later, Jack
.On the rebound, clown
359
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,978
.Your mama
360
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:56,932
?Living together
361
00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:00,819
.That's not what it seems
362
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,188
Your grandmother's the one
.with the hearing problem
363
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,690
I distinctly heard him say
.you were living together
364
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,660
...Oh... oh, well, Mork
.Mork is a practical joker
365
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,662
?You heard his voice, right
366
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,163
,And with a name like Mork
367
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,665
you'd be a practical
?joker too, right
368
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:18,170
Oh, then he's not staying
...in your, uh
369
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:21,039
and he's not sleeping
...in your, uh
370
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,842
No one is sleeping
...in my, uh
371
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,344
.Oh
372
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,347
And no one is sleeping
.there either
373
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,638
) honking bark(
374
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,642
) honking bark(
375
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,145
.A pie in the face
376
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,647
How did you Earthlings
think of something
377
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,151
?so original, so unique
378
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,652
Mork, you and I have
,got to have a talk
379
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,153
so you might
as well sit down
380
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,655
and make yourself
.comfortable
381
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,156
.Don't mind if I do
382
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:02,798
,Now, Mork... today
.you did a bad thing
383
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:04,166
You told my father
.we're living together
384
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,551
Now, I know you didn't mean
...to do any harm, and it's
385
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,389
?What are you doing
386
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,507
You said to make
.myself comfortable
387
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,261
Mork, can you take
?a little constructive criticism
388
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,512
.Of course
389
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,016
It's not nice to sit
.on your face
390
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,021
Then why did God
?put it there
391
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:30,525
--Oh, boy, I'll tell you
392
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,027
I can tell you teaching
you to be Earthling
393
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,029
.is not going to be easy
394
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,530
Now, if you want to
,pass for one of us
395
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,032
the first thing we're
going to have to do
396
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,034
is we're going to have
.to work on your voice
397
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,336
.Your voice is not right
398
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:42,203
?Well, how about this one
399
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,706
:) Southern accent(
,You say another word
400
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,674
I'll blow your lips
.into the sink
401
00:18:46,675 --> 00:18:49,544
.That one's not quite you
402
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,379
?Or this one
403
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,380
:) as Ed Norton(
.Hey, Ralphie, boy
404
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,383
:) as Jackie Gleason(
!Norton, to the moon, Norton
405
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,268
...Or
406
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,719
:this one
407
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,721
:) as Shirley Temple(
♪ On the good ship Lollipop... ♪
408
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,226
How did you learn
?those voices
409
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,727
We've been monitoring
.your TV for years
410
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:06,728
:My favorite is
411
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,730
:) as Desi Arnaz(
.Lucy, you can't do the show
412
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:13,117
:) as Lucille Ball(
!Ricky... Babaloo
413
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,903
.Oh, boy
414
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,905
I can tell this isn't
.going to be easy
415
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,907
,Oh, Mork
you just don't understand
416
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,658
.the problems you present
417
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,495
.I realize I do cause trouble
418
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,996
.Heavy sigh
419
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,919
The last time I was here
.I caused a big problem, too
420
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,921
?You were on Earth before
421
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:33,805
.About 20 bleems ago
422
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,807
I was here to visit
.my friend the Fonz
423
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,809
!You know him? Hey
424
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,310
?Are you interested
425
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:40,812
.Oh, yeah, definitely
426
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,263
Then I'll
.take you back
427
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,232
Prepare a time-warp
.sequence
428
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:47,486
) phone ringing(
429
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,489
.All right, I'm coming
430
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,994
.Yo
431
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,446
.Cunningham residence
432
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,415
No, Richie ain't here
.right now
433
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:02,283
Because he and his family
434
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,787
went off on a little vacation
.jaunt, you know
435
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,789
Hey, you sound
.very adorable
436
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,290
?What's your name
437
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,293
?Mary. How are you
438
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,296
--Arthur Fonzarelli here
.house-sitter
439
00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:17,132
?You never heard of me
440
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:21,936
You new in town or you just
?back from lunch
441
00:20:21,937 --> 00:20:25,273
Yes, Mary, I will tell
.Richie that you called
442
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:28,277
.Yes. Bye-bye, Mary
443
00:20:28,277 --> 00:20:30,646
,I want to tell you
he knows some
444
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,614
.uninformed human beings
445
00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:35,483
) electronic pulsing(
446
00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:42,407
,All right, all right, all right
?"who's going "wee-wee-wee
447
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,159
I said, who's going
?"wee-wee-wee"
448
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,496
Hey, Ralph, if you're out there
,and this is a bad joke
449
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,499
I'll give you 30 seconds
to find out
450
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,501
how much I don't enjoy
".wee-wee-wee"
451
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,338
.Whoa-whoa-whoa
452
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,088
.Greetings, Fonzie
453
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,090
Yabaz-abud-abid.
454
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,091
--Remember me
?Mork from Ork
455
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,594
You once called me
".the "nutso from outer space
456
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:06,481
I must be dreaming or something
.like that, you know
457
00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:08,483
...I mean, uh
458
00:21:08,483 --> 00:21:09,984
.Of course I'm dreaming
459
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:11,853
That's why
.Mary never heard of me
460
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,190
.Sorry, real thing
461
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,692
I had to zap your mind
.to make you forget
462
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,695
Didn't want you
.to go Bozo City
463
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,697
I think I want
.to wake up now
464
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,167
.Strange custom
465
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,419
.Doesn't give me pleasure
466
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,955
.Don't be afraid
467
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,457
.I mean you no harm
468
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,958
...Yeah, right
.No, I'm not afraid
469
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,461
!Oh, snacks
470
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:38,964
I want to be
.your friend
471
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,966
--Yeah, okay, look
472
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:41,967
.I'm real sorry, you know
473
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,969
I mean, as much as I'd like
to invite you in
474
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,971
to have a little small talk
,and everything
475
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,973
I got so many things
?to do, you know
476
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,474
Like give Richie
a message from Mary
477
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,975
and clean the bugs
.off my headlights
478
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,978
,Stuff like that
?you know what I mean
479
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:53,862
) high-pitched whirring(
480
00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:56,981
?Hello
481
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,817
I've come for very
.important information
482
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,818
,When I was here before
483
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,821
I observed an Earth ritual
.that I could not comprehend
484
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,705
It drove me zazbot.
485
00:22:03,705 --> 00:22:05,323
...Well, don't get unravel
486
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,125
Hey, let's not get
.unraveled here
487
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,126
.Right
488
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:09,544
.We'll just talk about it
489
00:22:09,544 --> 00:22:12,046
What is this particular ritual
that made you "zizbit"?
490
00:22:12,047 --> 00:22:15,250
.Men dating women
491
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:20,589
Well, I think you came
.to the right place
492
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,425
What was it
?you wanted to know
493
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,926
) fast whirring(
494
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,928
.Oh, thanks a lot
495
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:31,182
.Why a man dates a woman
496
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:37,405
Don't men date women
?on your planet
497
00:22:37,406 --> 00:22:39,191
Hard to tell; parts
.are interchangeable
498
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:45,947
I don't know how you guys
.got so far advanced, you know
499
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,949
I mean, there's
.no incentive
500
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:48,950
.Oh
501
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,623
All right, look, right off the
:bat, let me tell you something
502
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,542
It's very difficult
?to talk to you like this, eh
503
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,045
.Don't sit that close
504
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,047
!Oh
505
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,549
,All right, now
you're telling me
506
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,434
that men don't kiss
?women on your planet
507
00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:08,303
Kiss? I don't know
.what that means
508
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,805
.Nice word
.Has a pleasant ring to it
509
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:11,807
...Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
510
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,191
?Can you hear the ring
511
00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:15,893
,Yeah, yeah
.yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
512
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,812
,Look, look, all right
--a kiss
513
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,815
,it's very affectionate
?you understand
514
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,817
You got a boy
,and you got a girl
515
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,319
and they put their lips
,together, you see
516
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,822
and then they kind
.of slide them around
517
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,574
.And it feels great
518
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,660
Sliding lips sounds
.unappealing
519
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,580
Don't knock it till
.you've tried it
520
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,331
,All right, look
521
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,751
,you got to meet a girl
,get to know her
522
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,586
find out if she's
.willing or not
523
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:43,387
Do you know a girl
?who's willing
524
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:46,924
I know some girls
,that are willing and able
525
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,927
and then I know some
,that are not willing
526
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:49,928
and you're able
.to convince them, yeah
527
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:53,765
Can you introduce me
?to one of the convincing ones
528
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,567
It's going to be
.very hard
529
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,569
...But I
530
00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,571
.Don't touch me
531
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:02,190
Perhaps you'd like
?to slide lips then
532
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,524
!Hey
533
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,030
.But you see, I need your help
534
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,032
You are known throughout
the universe
535
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,416
for your expertise
.in this field
536
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,368
?Oh, yeah
.Oh, yeah, that's true
537
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,870
.Yeah, right
538
00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:17,872
.All right, all right
539
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,374
I'm going to try
.to find you a date
540
00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:21,376
.Hey
541
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,378
You just got to do
.me a favor
542
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,763
Go up to Richie's room
and get on some of his clothes
543
00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:27,515
so at least you
?look normal, huh
544
00:24:27,516 --> 00:24:28,800
.You thank
545
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,801
My clothes do need
.time warping
546
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,302
.Yeah
547
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,304
...But first
548
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,305
?What
549
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,806
?What is Richie's room
550
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,724
.Oh, yeah, you can't miss it
551
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,611
Lots of stripes and checks
.and penny loafers
552
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:41,446
.Oh, penny loafers
553
00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:42,447
Yeah. Hey, take
.this with you
554
00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:43,698
.Hut. Hike
Shiznanee.
555
00:24:43,698 --> 00:24:45,483
,But first
.I remember Richie now
556
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,487
singing "Blueberry Hill"(
) in Orkan
557
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,992
.He needs a lot of work
558
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:57,495
Good thing he didn't land
.at Potsie's house
559
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,882
All right, now who am I going
?to fix him up with
560
00:25:00,882 --> 00:25:02,717
...Gloria Hockney
561
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:05,753
No, I don't want to put her
.in a tizzy right away
562
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,756
?The Hoper triplets
563
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,758
Now there's a six-pack
.to go
564
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:14,262
No, I don't want to put him
.in a tizzy right away
565
00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:16,147
.Hey
566
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,988
.Same to you, buddy
567
00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:24,989
.Hi, Fonz
568
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:36,668
:LAVERNE
What's this guy Mork look like?
569
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:37,585
Is he tall, dark and handsome?
570
00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:39,120
Yeah, you know
.what he is
571
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,621
He's a, he's
.a foreigner
572
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,624
Oh, I don't
.like foreigners
573
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:43,625
.They talk funny
574
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:47,629
?Where's he from
575
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,130
.Ork
576
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,014
.Oh
577
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,966
Sounds like
.a nice country
578
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,468
,Yeah. Laverne, listen
I just want
579
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,970
to spend a little time
,with him alone, you understand
580
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:56,972
so that I can, uh, brief him
581
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,974
,on American customs
.you understand
582
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,475
Why don't you
?wait in the car
583
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:01,976
--My car broke
.I took a bus
584
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:02,978
.Yeah, I'll fix your car
585
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,479
Why don't you wait
?on the bus, all right
586
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,480
.Thanks very much
587
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,365
I'll give you
.two minutes
588
00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:10,117
) muttering(
589
00:26:13,121 --> 00:26:14,122
?Where is she
590
00:26:14,623 --> 00:26:17,626
.If she's here, she must be tiny
591
00:26:17,626 --> 00:26:18,627
I want to get
a few things
592
00:26:18,627 --> 00:26:19,628
straight with
?you, all right
593
00:26:19,628 --> 00:26:21,129
...Number one
594
00:26:23,465 --> 00:26:24,466
?What are you doing
595
00:26:24,466 --> 00:26:25,917
I'm straightening
.things out
596
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,418
,I start with my legs
.then go to my arms
597
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,421
I'd do my neck except
.I'd cut off the blood
598
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,805
.I'd probably die
599
00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:32,056
Stop that. I want
to talk to you
600
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:33,558
about kissing
?again, all right
601
00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:35,509
I've been meaning
.to ask you about that
602
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,846
I want to know why
.I would want to do it
603
00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:42,433
.Physical pleasure
604
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,269
Don't you do anything
on your planet
605
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,270
that includes
?physical pleasure
606
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,157
Yes, there's one thing
,and it's against the law
607
00:26:49,157 --> 00:26:51,609
.and I, I can't tell you
608
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,612
,Oh, wait a minute
.wait a minute, wait a minute
609
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,115
Uh, we're having a man-to-man
.talk, here, or whatever this is
610
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,616
.Uh... you can tell me
611
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,118
.All right
.Yeah
612
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:04,038
When a woman touches
...a man here
613
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,590
) ecstatic gasping(
614
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,545
It drives me zazbot.
615
00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:13,548
.Let me get this straight
616
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:16,434
,You're telling me
...if somebody touches you
617
00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:19,603
) ecstatic gasping(
618
00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:21,522
?What's next
619
00:27:21,523 --> 00:27:24,025
Well, it only
.happened to me once
620
00:27:24,025 --> 00:27:26,027
This zazbot came
...over me and I
621
00:27:26,027 --> 00:27:27,528
I couldn't
.control myself
622
00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:32,033
Well, I... I became
...a beast and I
623
00:27:32,033 --> 00:27:35,036
.I jerked her earlobe
624
00:27:36,538 --> 00:27:38,039
,I couldn't help it
!you understand
625
00:27:38,039 --> 00:27:40,541
) high-pitched sobbing(
626
00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:43,328
:) high-pitched voice(
.I honestly regret it
627
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,582
) sobbing(
628
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,083
.I regret it
629
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,585
.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
630
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:51,586
.I regret it myself
631
00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:52,587
.I understand, I understand
632
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,088
:LAVERNE
!Fonzie
633
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,090
...Oop
634
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,591
.Your two minutes are up
635
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:17,161
...So, uh
.you must be Morky
636
00:28:18,663 --> 00:28:20,164
.I'm Laverne. Pleased
637
00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:21,666
.I, too, am pleased
638
00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:23,167
Nanu-nanu, nanu-nanu.
639
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,675
"Nanu-nanu"?
640
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:32,043
"Nanu-nanu"?
641
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:32,877
,Yeah, well
,you know
642
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,879
I got to go
now because... What is nanu-nanu?
643
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:35,880
,two's company...
.three's a crowd
644
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,381
?Know what I mean
What is nanu-nanu?
645
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:38,383
.Oh, Earth humor
) honking bark(
646
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:42,603
Fonz, did you fix me
?up with another jerk
647
00:28:42,604 --> 00:28:43,888
...Oh, a jerk
648
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,389
) gibbering(
649
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,891
?Was jerk good
650
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:47,892
.Oh, yes, yes
651
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,894
.That was a fine jerk
652
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,395
.Fonz
653
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,397
All right, look, just
...give me a break here
654
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:53,898
.I washed my hair for this
.I ironed my skirt
655
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:54,899
Look, he's
.a foreigner
656
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:55,900
He doesn't know
.our customs
657
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:56,901
Just give him a
?break, all right
658
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:59,403
?Huh
659
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,788
.Yeah
660
00:29:04,959 --> 00:29:06,460
Okay. But tell him
.not to jerk
661
00:29:06,461 --> 00:29:07,962
.It makes me nervous
662
00:29:07,962 --> 00:29:08,963
.Okay
663
00:29:08,963 --> 00:29:09,964
.Don't jerk
664
00:29:09,964 --> 00:29:11,215
?What, are you nutso
665
00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:16,054
.All right, look
666
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:18,556
If you get in a situation
,and you don't know what to do
667
00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:20,057
just follow
,what Laverne does
668
00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:22,060
.cause she knows the ropes'
?All right
669
00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:23,561
.I know the ropes, too
670
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:24,562
I can tie a
,square hitch
671
00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:25,563
,a sheepshank
.many, many more
672
00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:29,266
You're not going
.for a merit badge here
673
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,018
.A sheepshank
674
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,520
) laughing(
675
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,021
.All right, listen, you two
676
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,773
.Knock your socks off
677
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,076
) laughing(
678
00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:43,581
?Oh, that Fonzie, huh
679
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,501
...So, Morky
680
00:29:48,503 --> 00:29:50,505
Uh, I'm not real good
.in geography
681
00:29:50,505 --> 00:29:52,507
,This Ork place
?where is that? Off Greece
682
00:29:52,507 --> 00:29:54,375
No, we Orkans have
been off grease
683
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:55,376
for at least five bleems.
684
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,378
Now for lubricants
,we use Viz, Gazh
685
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:58,879
-or the ever
.popular Lemocoke
686
00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:02,266
.Of course
687
00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:05,770
I don't understand
".why we don't use "vimogoke
688
00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:07,772
Probably your engines
.couldn't handle it
689
00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:10,274
They would either overload
and pollute the atmosphere
690
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:11,276
or destroy the universe
.as you know it
691
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:14,145
.Yeah, that makes sense
692
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:17,531
Is it time to
?flatter you
693
00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:22,320
.Sure
694
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,655
You have a lovely fungus
.growing out of your head
695
00:30:29,043 --> 00:30:31,245
?Fungus? What fungus? What
696
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,666
Oh, fungus-- or any major
group of fungi-- including
697
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,167
.mushrooms, mold or mildew
698
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,669
,Yeah, well
I always wear mildew
699
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,171
when I want
.to impress a guy
700
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,673
?What did Fonzie do to me
701
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,559
) muttering(
702
00:30:44,559 --> 00:30:45,309
.I'm impressed
703
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:46,811
Is it time
?to kiss yet
704
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,265
.I don't think so. No
705
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:52,650
.I'm sorry
706
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,101
I'm new at this
.dating ritual
707
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,486
?What's the next step
708
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,357
,Uh, well, uh
uh, why don't you
709
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,359
sit down
?on the couch, huh
710
00:31:05,747 --> 00:31:08,416
!?Oh, boy, will you look at that
711
00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:10,201
?What? ( beeps ) What
712
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,202
?Look at what
713
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:16,708
.Nothing
714
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,959
.It's gone now
715
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:22,797
.Oh, you sit Fonz-like
716
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,299
.I must adjust and copy
717
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,220
.Get over there
718
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,221
.Sheesh
719
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,076
?Are you making fun of me
720
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,078
Because I don't like it
,when guys make fun of me
721
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,579
and if you keep
,making fun of me
722
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,581
.I'm going to give you a fat lip
723
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,549
.Fat lip
.Oh, no-- rejection
724
00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,551
I merely wanted to experience
.the dating process
725
00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,052
.Failure. Oh, no
726
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,554
.Return to hatchling state
727
00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:04,555
) whimpering(
728
00:32:11,479 --> 00:32:12,980
.Uh, look, I'm real sorry
729
00:32:12,981 --> 00:32:14,983
I mean, I didn't
.mean to reject you
730
00:32:14,983 --> 00:32:17,852
) whimpering(
731
00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:19,153
.Don't suck your finger
732
00:32:19,153 --> 00:32:20,654
Your teeth
.will end up like mine
733
00:32:22,156 --> 00:32:25,025
) whimpering(
734
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,411
,Aw... Hey, come on, come on
735
00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:29,697
,come on, come on
.hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
736
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:32,166
I really wouldlike to be your friend.
737
00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:35,669
...Ah
738
00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:37,121
) speaking Orkan(
739
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,622
,No, maintain
.maintain, maintain
740
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:43,511
!Ahh! Ahh
741
00:32:43,511 --> 00:32:45,880
,What, what
?what happened
742
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,131
.You touched me
743
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,182
.Yeah, I went like this
744
00:32:48,182 --> 00:32:49,516
) shrieking(
745
00:32:49,517 --> 00:32:52,386
No, no, gangnab, gangnab.
746
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,222
?Gangnab"? What? What"
747
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,223
...No, no, no
748
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,224
.Give me your earlobe
749
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,725
!?My what
750
00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:58,726
,Your earlobe
.delicious one
751
00:32:58,726 --> 00:32:59,727
) shrieks(
752
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,728
.Oh
753
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,229
!Ow
754
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,732
I think you're getting off
.on the wrong foot, buddy
755
00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:06,233
.Oh wrong foot. Sorry
!Ow
756
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:09,737
) shrieking(
757
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:10,738
.Stay there, stay there
758
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:11,739
Don't you
.come near me
759
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:12,740
.Don't you come near me
760
00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,241
I liked you better
.as a baby
761
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,249
) speaking Orkan(
762
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,250
!Stop
763
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,251
) speaking Orkan(
764
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,720
) shrieking(
765
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,305
!Fonz! Fonz
!He wants my earlobe
766
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:29,307
!Fonzie
767
00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,811
.I think she likes me
768
00:33:38,232 --> 00:33:39,733
.Ooh, her lobes
769
00:33:39,734 --> 00:33:41,602
I just wanted
.to tweak them
770
00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:43,520
.Oh
771
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,522
Now, Mork, that's what
772
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,023
got you into trouble
.the last time
773
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,026
,Alas, my lady
.you do deal me pain
774
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,410
Tis justified'
.and I shall repent
775
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:50,360
.Oh, come on
776
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:53,247
Hey, where did you
?get that voice
777
00:33:53,247 --> 00:33:55,165
.From yon video
,Twas Shakespeare, methinks'
778
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,667
though 'twas The Jeffersons.
779
00:34:00,588 --> 00:34:02,590
Well, that, that
voice is normal
780
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:04,458
if you forget the
".twas" and the "twits"
781
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:05,927
.I'll twy
782
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:08,796
.Here
783
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,301
Read this. Just
.turn to any page
784
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:16,020
Her fingers trembled"
as she undid her blouse
785
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,021
"...and let it fall to the
786
00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,389
.Oh
787
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,393
.Anot... Another page
788
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,895
.His nostrils flared"
789
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:25,897
."Her nostrils flared
790
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,398
".Everything flared
791
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,652
I don't know why
.this book is overdue
792
00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:33,153
.Here
793
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,655
Uh, just turn
.to any page
794
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,657
My shorts!' cried"'
the senator
795
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,041
".as he ran from the room
796
00:34:40,795 --> 00:34:41,796
!That's it
797
00:34:41,796 --> 00:34:43,798
That's it. Mork, we've
.made a breakthrough
798
00:34:43,798 --> 00:34:44,799
?...A break
799
00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:45,800
.Yes, your voice
800
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,301
.We found a voice for you
801
00:34:47,301 --> 00:34:48,302
:) high-pitched(
!A breakthrough! A breakthrough
802
00:34:48,302 --> 00:34:49,303
.Yeah. Ah-ah
803
00:34:49,303 --> 00:34:50,304
.Your voice
804
00:34:50,304 --> 00:34:51,805
:) deep voice(
.Sorry
805
00:34:51,806 --> 00:34:53,808
I've learned a lot
.of things since last night
806
00:34:53,808 --> 00:34:54,809
.Let me examine them
807
00:34:54,809 --> 00:34:56,811
.Number one, this phony voice
808
00:34:56,811 --> 00:34:58,312
You shouldn't use
.the other one
809
00:34:58,312 --> 00:35:00,814
At least, don't use it
.around other people
810
00:35:00,815 --> 00:35:03,818
Number two, don't
.drink with my finger
811
00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:07,822
Number three, don't
.sit on my face
812
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,246
Oh, and you forgot
,the fourth thing
813
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,115
and it's the
.most important
814
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:21,586
Don't tell my father
.we're living together
815
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:22,587
.I don't understand
816
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,589
He doesn't know
?you're living
817
00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:26,590
,It's not the living
it's the together
818
00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,092
.he wouldn't understand
819
00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:29,593
.No, I wouldn't
820
00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:30,595
.Dad
821
00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:32,096
,Greetings
.Mr. McConnell
822
00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:33,597
.Don't you "greetings" me
823
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:35,099
.I wanted to believe you today
824
00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:37,601
I came over here hoping
...I wouldn't find
825
00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:38,970
.what I found
826
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,888
You came over here
?to check up on me
827
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:42,389
I came over here
to prove to myself
828
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,891
that my daughter
hadn't lied to me
829
00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:45,392
and that she wasn't
.living with a man
830
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,395
.Dad, it's not like that
831
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,865
Instead I proved to myself
...that my little girl
832
00:35:50,865 --> 00:35:53,317
.isn't my little girl any longer
833
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:54,701
...But, Dad
834
00:35:54,702 --> 00:35:56,203
...Dad
835
00:35:56,204 --> 00:35:58,206
!Good-bye
.Thanks for dropping over
836
00:36:02,710 --> 00:36:03,711
.Oh
837
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,008
?You all right, Fred
838
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,010
) shrieks(
839
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,511
.I seen your lights on
840
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:23,013
You should have been
.closed hours ago
841
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,016
.Tilwick, my old friend
842
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,902
Come over here
.and help me celebrate
843
00:36:27,902 --> 00:36:30,771
I've been saving
this bottle of champagne
844
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:33,774
since 1967 for my
.daughter's wedding
845
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:36,276
Oh, I wanted it
.to be so special
846
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:38,279
I was gonna have
tuxedos and flowers
847
00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:39,780
and a little band
848
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,782
that I just might
.conduct myself
849
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:44,284
It was gonna be
.real classy
850
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,788
Here, you'll have to drink
.from the bottle
851
00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:49,289
.Empty
852
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,293
.Then suck the cork
853
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,794
?What's wrong here, Fred
854
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,295
!A toast! A toast
855
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:57,298
,A toast to the old days
856
00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:00,050
when values were values
.and morals were morals
857
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:04,388
"I remember when "sharing a pad
.meant borrowing a notebook
858
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,275
What are you
?talking about
859
00:37:08,276 --> 00:37:12,196
--My daughter-- my daughter
860
00:37:12,196 --> 00:37:14,698
.is living with a man
861
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,200
?Mindy
862
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,702
,Oh, come on
.that can't be
863
00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:19,704
.It's true, it's true
864
00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:23,207
She's a loose woman and I
.don't know how to tighten her
865
00:37:25,209 --> 00:37:26,210
Well, I don't
.believe it
866
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,711
That's not the
.Mindy I know
867
00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:30,715
,All I know is
.I've done all I can
868
00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:32,216
.I can't do anything else
869
00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:33,718
Well, there's
.something I can do
870
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,219
?What
871
00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:36,220
.I'm a cop
872
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,722
,I represent, uh
.law and order
873
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:41,225
But he hasn't
.done anything illegal
874
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:42,727
Listen, you don't
.get the idea
875
00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:44,729
Now I'll just... I'll
just whip over there
876
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:47,231
and I'll just scare the
.daylights out of him
877
00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:48,732
You know, "Hit the
"!road, hamburger
878
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:50,234
.Like that
879
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:52,736
?You'd do that for me
880
00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:53,738
Sure, first thing
881
00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:55,740
in the morning
.when I get off duty
882
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:56,741
?Really
.Sure
883
00:38:00,161 --> 00:38:01,662
?Hello
884
00:38:01,662 --> 00:38:03,030
!?Hello
885
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:05,365
?Anybody in there
886
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,367
,Little hatchling brothers
887
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,369
you must revolt
.against your oppressors
888
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,871
You have nothing to lose
.but your shells
889
00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:12,372
,As much as I like Mindy
890
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,759
it's against intergalactic law
.to eat fellow space travelers
891
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,511
!Fly, be free
892
00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:26,937
Well, I guess we'll have to have
.a quick burial at sea then
893
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,308
.I'll notify your next of kin
894
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:35,612
.Your brother bit the big one
895
00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:38,615
,What's the matter
?have you no emotions
896
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:41,068
?Are you hard-boiled, huh
897
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:42,486
.Oh, I see
898
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:43,487
The cold machine placed you
899
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:44,988
in a state
.of suspended animation
900
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,991
I'll put you over here
,to warm up
901
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,994
,and when you revive
.you'll be free to fly
902
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,495
.Over here
903
00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:53,997
) humming(
904
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,500
,You people really are short
?you know that, don't you
905
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,001
) knocking on door(
906
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,504
.Oh
907
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,009
!Smoky
908
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:11,014
.Hi. I'm Mork
909
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,016
,Now, listen, kid
910
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,517
I don't belong to
,your fraternities
911
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,520
so watch it
.with them secret handshakes
912
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,521
?Is Mindy McConnell here
913
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,523
Uh, no, she's at a
.place she calls work
914
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,024
,A strange concept
.but she enjoys it
915
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,744
Oh. And I suppose
?you don't like work
916
00:39:23,744 --> 00:39:25,912
.I don't know, never tried it
917
00:39:25,913 --> 00:39:27,197
.I see
918
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,083
?So you just sponge off Mindy
919
00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:31,702
Oh, no, we've never
.taken a bath together
920
00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:34,454
No, no, I mean
.you live off her
921
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,956
,Listen
I've met your type before
922
00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:36,957
and you're just about
923
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,459
the lowest form of life
.there is
924
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,961
:) imitating twang(
.Well, you better check up on your biology then
925
00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,217
The lowest form of
life is a geje, voje
926
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,718
-and the ever
crawling neba-jij.
927
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:54,224
Don't give me none of that
.intellectual mumbo-jumbo
928
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,227
I happen to be a good friend
of the McConnells
929
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,229
and I don't want
.to see Mindy hurt
930
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,730
.Mindy hurt? I'd never allow it
931
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,732
.Then I want you to take off
932
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,116
.Take off? I just landed
933
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:06,871
.Now listen here, buster
934
00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:08,372
I can make a lot
.of trouble for you
935
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:09,873
You see this here
?uniform
936
00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:10,875
.It is a uniform
937
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,377
I didn't want to make
.mention of it
938
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:15,879
Are you a member
?of Space Patrol
939
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:21,886
?Are you putting me on
940
00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:22,887
?Putting you on
941
00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:23,888
.You're not even hollow
942
00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,639
) honking bark(
943
00:40:25,639 --> 00:40:27,807
.Yeah, right
944
00:40:27,808 --> 00:40:28,758
Did Orson send you
to help me
945
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,010
,with my friends
?the eggs
946
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:30,810
.Right
947
00:40:30,811 --> 00:40:31,812
) cracking(
948
00:40:32,313 --> 00:40:33,314
) groans(
949
00:40:36,317 --> 00:40:39,436
Nimnull, didn't you
?see him coming
950
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,240
How can I help you if you won't
?even help yourselves
951
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,108
Why are you looking
?at me like that
952
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,860
?Am I in trouble
953
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,673
:) whispering(
.Fred, I got to talk to you
954
00:40:59,673 --> 00:41:00,924
Uh, did you
?scare him off
955
00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:03,928
Well... he won't be
,bothering Mindy anymore
956
00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:05,429
but I didn't
.scare him off
957
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:06,930
?Well, what
958
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:08,432
) whispers(
959
00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:09,933
!?You what
960
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:10,935
Well, I just
wanted you
961
00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:11,936
to get rid of
him-- not that.
962
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:13,437
.Well, I had to
963
00:41:13,437 --> 00:41:15,939
,I-I didn't want to
.but I had to do my duty
964
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,808
?You think I enjoyed it
965
00:41:18,692 --> 00:41:20,694
?This is about Mork, isn't it
966
00:41:20,694 --> 00:41:22,562
?What have you done
967
00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:23,947
Well, I... I just
went up there
968
00:41:23,948 --> 00:41:25,449
to scare
.the little fella
969
00:41:25,449 --> 00:41:26,950
,It's not my job
,but when I seen him
970
00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:28,452
I knew I had
,to do my duty
971
00:41:28,452 --> 00:41:29,953
.as much as I hate it
972
00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:32,740
?Well, what was your duty
973
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,575
Well, I know he's
,a friend of yours
974
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:38,078
--but that guy is bonkers
.I had to take him in
975
00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:40,580
They're going to have a
,sanity hearing tomorrow
976
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,583
and I'm afraid they're going
.to put your friend away
977
00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:45,585
!?Daddy, how could you
978
00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:50,891
?Tilwick, how could you
979
00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,316
Well, the court
is well aware
980
00:41:59,316 --> 00:42:00,817
of your
qualifications
981
00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:02,820
,as a psychiatrist
.Dr. Litney
982
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:04,271
Now, you examined
?the defendant
983
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,072
,Uh, yesterday
984
00:42:06,073 --> 00:42:07,357
...and I may say
985
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,776
!Stop everything
986
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:09,777
,Oh, Mork
,I'm sorry we're late
987
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:11,278
but they wouldn't tell us
988
00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:12,779
where the meeting
.was being held
989
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,198
Young lady, cases of this kind
990
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,083
are not supposed
.to be public spectacles
991
00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:17,918
Ah, but we're here
as character witnesses
992
00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:19,419
--for the defendant
,although personally
993
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,787
.I never really liked him
994
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,873
:MINDY
,Your Honor
995
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:23,673
my name
,is Mindy McConnell
996
00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:25,175
,and this is my father
997
00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:26,676
and I want to go
on record as saying
998
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:28,178
that Mork has the right
.to have a lawyer
999
00:42:28,178 --> 00:42:30,680
I will not permit him to be
.on trial without counsel
1000
00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:32,182
!I'm his lawyer
1001
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:34,684
.The court appointed me
1002
00:42:35,936 --> 00:42:38,722
,Young lady
,this is an informal situation
1003
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:42,609
but I assure you, no one
.is trying to railroad anyone
1004
00:42:42,610 --> 00:42:45,396
Uh, may I ask just
?one little question
1005
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,531
?Oh, why not
1006
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:51,819
...The question is
1007
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:54,821
!Mork is innocent
1008
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,825
True, he is different
,from most
1009
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,077
but this great
country was
1010
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:03,296
built on the rights of
.individuals to be individuals
1011
00:43:03,297 --> 00:43:06,049
We have the God-given right
,to be eccentric
1012
00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:07,468
and therefore
...I demand
1013
00:43:07,468 --> 00:43:08,335
) pounds table(
1014
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:11,087
that Mork be exonerated
!and set free
1015
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:12,589
.I suggest you sit down
1016
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,091
We're hearing the testimony
.of Dr. Litney
1017
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:17,094
.Oh. I'm sorry
1018
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:18,979
.She's sorry
1019
00:43:18,979 --> 00:43:21,398
--Dr. Litney
--if we may continue
1020
00:43:21,398 --> 00:43:24,401
what was your conclusion after
?examining the defendant
1021
00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,686
,Your Honor
my conclusions are
1022
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:29,523
that the patient
is extremely childlike
1023
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:30,824
and incapable
.of learning
1024
00:43:30,824 --> 00:43:32,408
He has also
exhibited
1025
00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:34,110
.marked antisocial behavior
1026
00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:36,863
Therefore, it is my opinion
that the defendant
1027
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:40,617
is incompetent
.to function in society
1028
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:41,785
.No more questions
1029
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,369
.No questions
1030
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:44,537
But you have
1031
00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:46,006
!to ask questions
1032
00:43:46,006 --> 00:43:47,874
Mork, don't let them
.do this to you
1033
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,376
.You don't know what it means
1034
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:50,878
I have
.a vague idea
1035
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:52,379
I saw a rerun of
Perry Mason last night
1036
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,881
and Inherit the Wind.
1037
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:55,382
) gavel pounding(
1038
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:58,885
Since there are
...no more witnesses
1039
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,888
.Your Honor, I salute you
1040
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,272
Nanu-nanu.
1041
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,026
,Your Honor, in your law
1042
00:44:06,527 --> 00:44:08,395
is it true that I have a right
?to speak for myself
1043
00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:10,647
.Well... yes
1044
00:44:11,949 --> 00:44:13,951
) clears throat(
1045
00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:16,954
:) Southern drawl(
...Dr. Litney
1046
00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:22,209
,you don't like me...
?do you
1047
00:44:22,209 --> 00:44:24,661
,Your Honor
I have never been
1048
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,664
interrogated
.by a patient before
1049
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,165
Then how do you know
?I'm doing it now
1050
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,166
) honking bark(
1051
00:44:31,552 --> 00:44:34,838
You said I exhibited
.antisocial behavior
1052
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,339
?Why
1053
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,341
,Well, first of all
1054
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,842
you wouldn't tell me
.where you were from
1055
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:39,843
.And you, neither
1056
00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:40,844
.That's not my job
1057
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,846
.And it's not mine, either
!We're even
1058
00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:48,485
Now, about these
tests you ran
1059
00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:49,986
.that made you hate me
1060
00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:51,438
:) chuckles nervously(
...Your Honor
1061
00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:52,939
,I don't hate this man
1062
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,441
,but yesterday
,during one of my tests
1063
00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:56,943
he tried to put a square peg
.into a round hole
1064
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,946
,But I did it
.Your Honor
1065
00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:01,331
.He did. He did
1066
00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:02,332
I don't know
,how he did it
1067
00:45:02,332 --> 00:45:03,833
but I can't get
,the peg out now
1068
00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:05,335
and it ruined
.a perfectly good board
1069
00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:07,704
And that's why you
.dislike me, Dr. Litney
1070
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,206
.I can sense that
1071
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:11,208
Your Honor, I don't have
.time for this, really
1072
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,209
?Oh, the time
.Excuse me
1073
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,711
) It's... ( beeps
.10:36 exactly
1074
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,214
,You see, Your Honor
he's wearing
1075
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,216
a wristwatch
.on his ankle
1076
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:20,718
,No, Your Honor
I'm wearing
1077
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,720
an ankle watch
.on my ankle
1078
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,222
If I was wearing an
,ankle watch on my wrist
1079
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,723
.then I'd be crazy
1080
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:30,227
,Your Honor
.you see he's a wiseacre
1081
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,229
And you don't
,like wiseacres
1082
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:33,730
?do you, Dr. Litney
1083
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,232
!No, I don't
1084
00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:38,235
And that's why you're
.prejudiced against me
1085
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,236
.I didn't say that
1086
00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,738
You see how he's cleverly
?twisting my words, Your Honor
1087
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,741
Oh, so you're calling me
.clever now, Dr. Litney
1088
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,626
Isn't that another
?word for intelligent
1089
00:45:45,626 --> 00:45:47,244
,So you see
,Your Honor
1090
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,663
doesn't this case hinge
?on my ability to learn
1091
00:45:49,663 --> 00:45:51,164
,Yes, it does
.Your Honor
1092
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,166
,And by the way
he flunked
1093
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,668
his word association test
.outright yesterday
1094
00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:56,670
That's the test where I give him
...words like, uh, like
1095
00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:57,671
.White
.Black
1096
00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:58,672
.Tall
.Uh, short
1097
00:45:58,672 --> 00:45:59,673
.Sky
.Birds
1098
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:01,057
.Sex
!Uh, Pamela
1099
00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:02,759
!You said you'd never tell
1100
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,977
...Oh
1101
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,347
.Never tell, never tell
1102
00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:08,348
.Shh, shh
1103
00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:09,349
.You promised
1104
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:11,234
:) crying(
!Now you've ruined everything
1105
00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:13,153
?Pamela! You and Litney
1106
00:46:13,153 --> 00:46:14,404
...I thought we were
1107
00:46:14,404 --> 00:46:15,238
,Your Honor
I have a patient
1108
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,240
to take care of
.in a short while
1109
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,241
?Could you excuse me
1110
00:46:17,241 --> 00:46:19,743
No, you're not going
.anywhere without me
1111
00:46:19,743 --> 00:46:22,612
!Just a s... Pamela
!Pamela
1112
00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,534
...Your Honor
1113
00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:29,035
.Your Honor, the defense rests
1114
00:46:38,679 --> 00:46:41,682
While it's true
that the, uh, defendant
1115
00:46:41,682 --> 00:46:45,686
may add a new dimension
",to the word "eccentric
1116
00:46:46,186 --> 00:46:50,106
.there is no law against that
1117
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:55,612
And since it appears he's no
,danger to himself or society
1118
00:46:55,612 --> 00:46:59,115
and we no longer
,have a prosecutor
1119
00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:01,618
or a witness
1120
00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:03,987
or anyone
...to write this down
1121
00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:07,741
.case dismissed...
1122
00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,244
!We won. We won
1123
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,746
!You won
1124
00:47:18,552 --> 00:47:20,554
:MORK
Mork calling Orson.
1125
00:47:20,554 --> 00:47:22,556
Come in, Orson.
1126
00:47:22,556 --> 00:47:25,058
.Mork calling Orson
.Come in, Orson
1127
00:47:25,058 --> 00:47:27,060
.Mork calling Orson
1128
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:28,061
.Come in, Orson
1129
00:47:28,061 --> 00:47:31,431
.Come in, Laser Breath
1130
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:32,432
:ORSON
.Watch it, Mork
1131
00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:34,267
I'm only 60 million
.light-years away
1132
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:37,070
Just tell me what
.you've learned about Earth
1133
00:47:37,070 --> 00:47:38,488
.Oh, I've learned a lot
1134
00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:40,490
So much, it's hard
.to comprehend
1135
00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:43,409
It seems that everyone on
,this planet is an individual
1136
00:47:43,410 --> 00:47:46,329
,and not only that
.they're proud of it
1137
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:47,247
!Amazing
1138
00:47:47,247 --> 00:47:50,250
,If everyone's different
?how can a society function
1139
00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:51,751
.Not very well
1140
00:47:51,752 --> 00:47:53,253
They almost locked me up
1141
00:47:53,253 --> 00:47:55,755
because they thought
.my mind was imperfect
1142
00:47:55,756 --> 00:47:58,175
.Hmm
.Intelligent life
1143
00:47:58,175 --> 00:47:59,626
...Orson
1144
00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:01,461
something
very strange happened
1145
00:48:01,461 --> 00:48:02,879
.that really confuses me
1146
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,099
I met this Earth girl
,and her biological father
1147
00:48:06,099 --> 00:48:07,967
,and at my hearing
1148
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:09,436
,they came to my defense
.especially the girl
1149
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,855
She defied the system
.to protect me
1150
00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:14,190
Why would she
?do such a thing
1151
00:48:14,191 --> 00:48:15,642
.I don't know
1152
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:18,144
It must have something
.to do with emotions
1153
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:21,064
Investigate
.the phenomenon closely
1154
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,532
It's interesting
,behavior
1155
00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,534
even if
.it is irrational
1156
00:48:24,534 --> 00:48:26,986
.Yes, it is
1157
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:30,373
Orson, this may
...sound strange, but
1158
00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:33,210
knowing that someone
,would do that for me
1159
00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:36,963
well, it makes me feel
.really good inside
1160
00:48:36,964 --> 00:48:38,966
,Just remember
,Mork
1161
00:48:38,966 --> 00:48:40,384
you're sent
,there to observe
1162
00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:42,419
not to get
.involved
1163
00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:43,920
.Yes, Your Immenseness
1164
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,807
This is Mork signing off
.from Boulder, Colorado
1165
00:48:47,307 --> 00:48:49,809
Until next week... nanu-nanu.
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