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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,390 Previously on Legacies... 2 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:03,251 You know, I opened this school to protect these kids. 3 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,656 How am I supposed to protect them 4 00:00:04,659 --> 00:00:07,651 from stuff that's not supposed to exist? 5 00:00:07,654 --> 00:00:09,292 The monsters come one at a time. 6 00:00:09,295 --> 00:00:10,828 I found myself not far from here 7 00:00:10,831 --> 00:00:12,631 with an urge to possess that knife. 8 00:00:12,634 --> 00:00:13,959 And who told you to do this? 9 00:00:13,961 --> 00:00:15,060 A voice in my mind. 10 00:00:15,062 --> 00:00:16,327 You think he'll go for her? 11 00:00:16,330 --> 00:00:17,481 Probably. 12 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,231 They usually do. 13 00:00:19,233 --> 00:00:21,233 - Lizzie has dibs. - On Rafael? 14 00:00:21,235 --> 00:00:22,300 She always calls dibs. 15 00:00:22,302 --> 00:00:23,585 When's it gonna be your turn? 16 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,849 We're here to discuss if Landon should be allowed to stay 17 00:00:25,852 --> 00:00:27,187 at the school. 18 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:28,240 Landon has to go. 19 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:46,024 I know what you're doing is important, Caroline. 20 00:00:46,026 --> 00:00:48,160 But how do I tell the girls that their mom 21 00:00:48,162 --> 00:00:50,695 isn't gonna be there for their 16th birthday? 22 00:00:50,697 --> 00:00:53,532 I can't exactly tell them what you're really involved in. 23 00:01:04,044 --> 00:01:06,044 No. 24 00:01:06,046 --> 00:01:09,067 I-I am nowhere near cracking this case. 25 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:13,185 I have a knife, I have a symbol, I have a place, sort of, 26 00:01:13,187 --> 00:01:14,477 but I don't know what any of it means, 27 00:01:14,479 --> 00:01:16,154 a-and I don't know what's connecting it, 28 00:01:16,156 --> 00:01:18,253 and I don't know what monster is coming next. 29 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:19,389 Ric? 30 00:01:25,666 --> 00:01:27,933 I've got to call you back. 31 00:01:30,003 --> 00:01:32,237 Dorian! 32 00:01:35,409 --> 00:01:37,242 Are you okay? 33 00:01:37,244 --> 00:01:39,411 Whoa, whoa. 34 00:01:39,413 --> 00:01:41,580 Ric, if you could just put down the crossbow. 35 00:01:41,582 --> 00:01:44,122 My freak-out level is about 11 right now. 36 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:45,270 You know her? 37 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,985 I know who she's supposed to be. 38 00:01:46,987 --> 00:01:48,887 Who? 39 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:51,123 The love of my life. 40 00:01:52,121 --> 00:01:58,825 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 41 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:00,265 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 42 00:02:00,267 --> 00:02:01,833 - Wait. - Hold up. Hold... 43 00:02:01,835 --> 00:02:04,406 - hold up, Ric. - Listen to Dorian. 44 00:02:04,409 --> 00:02:06,071 - Are you Dorian? - Yeah. 45 00:02:06,073 --> 00:02:07,405 I'm Jo. 46 00:02:07,407 --> 00:02:08,707 You're his dead wife? 47 00:02:08,709 --> 00:02:10,942 I m... I mean fiancée. 48 00:02:10,944 --> 00:02:12,577 I mean, uh... 49 00:02:12,579 --> 00:02:14,804 - You don't think she's actually...? - No, I don't. 50 00:02:14,807 --> 00:02:16,173 Did you see how she got here? 51 00:02:16,176 --> 00:02:17,442 I was sort of, um... 52 00:02:17,445 --> 00:02:20,343 yanked awake and then I was just here. 53 00:02:20,346 --> 00:02:22,014 Nothing suspicious about that. 54 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:22,969 You thinking what I'm thinking? 55 00:02:22,971 --> 00:02:24,555 Kill her now before she attacks? 56 00:02:24,558 --> 00:02:25,690 - Wait, what? - I-I... 57 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:27,192 I was more, "Let's interrogate her." 58 00:02:27,194 --> 00:02:29,289 Because if she's the next monster, 59 00:02:29,292 --> 00:02:31,464 then maybe she would know more than the dryad did. 60 00:02:38,805 --> 00:02:41,373 Okay, but no one sees her. 61 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:44,109 - Especially today. - Good idea. 62 00:02:44,111 --> 00:02:46,378 I need Emma. 63 00:02:48,481 --> 00:02:51,482 Obviously, nothing's gonna come out of it. 64 00:02:51,485 --> 00:02:53,151 I mean, I may never see him again. 65 00:02:53,153 --> 00:02:54,819 And nobody wants a phone thing. 66 00:02:54,821 --> 00:02:57,555 Though I do like the sound of his voice. It's low 67 00:02:57,557 --> 00:02:59,824 and smart-sounding and kind of soothing. 68 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:02,460 And his eyes... his eyes are, like, this green-gray color 69 00:03:02,462 --> 00:03:04,062 that's not really a color, you know? 70 00:03:04,064 --> 00:03:06,264 Like, they're green when he wears green, and then... 71 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,233 Oh, my God. Who am I right now? 72 00:03:08,235 --> 00:03:10,968 A normal teenager? 73 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:13,218 Though I do love hearing you talk about something 74 00:03:13,221 --> 00:03:15,475 as simple as having a crush on a boy. 75 00:03:15,478 --> 00:03:18,745 You do not need a counselor, Hope. 76 00:03:18,748 --> 00:03:20,582 You need a friend. 77 00:03:20,585 --> 00:03:22,580 All right, let's get the rest of these chairs 78 00:03:22,582 --> 00:03:24,149 and tables and get 'em out of here. 79 00:03:24,151 --> 00:03:25,483 All right? 80 00:03:25,485 --> 00:03:28,186 Let's go, let's go. 81 00:03:28,188 --> 00:03:30,855 Perks of being an alpha. 82 00:03:30,857 --> 00:03:32,812 Bunch of people you get to boss around. 83 00:03:32,815 --> 00:03:34,448 More like a bunch of shadows 84 00:03:34,451 --> 00:03:35,817 waiting to be told what to do. 85 00:03:37,464 --> 00:03:38,930 Who put you on party duty? 86 00:03:38,932 --> 00:03:42,133 I volunteered. What do you want? I'm busy. 87 00:03:42,135 --> 00:03:43,968 Listen, Raf, I know you're mad at me 88 00:03:43,970 --> 00:03:45,937 for sending Landon away, but... 89 00:03:47,489 --> 00:03:49,455 I promise you, it was for his own good. 90 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:50,875 You've known him for two minutes, 91 00:03:50,877 --> 00:03:51,941 and you know what's good for him? 92 00:03:51,943 --> 00:03:53,611 I know that I want him to be safe. 93 00:03:53,613 --> 00:03:56,448 Listen, Raf, I just came here to apologize. 94 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:58,049 And I thought maybe if... 95 00:03:58,051 --> 00:04:01,219 I don't know, if you needed someone to talk to... 96 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:04,255 Whatever. 97 00:04:09,328 --> 00:04:13,097 Actually, um... 98 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,333 I do kind of need help with something. 99 00:04:15,335 --> 00:04:17,302 There's no fancy parties 100 00:04:17,304 --> 00:04:19,304 in grand ballrooms where I come from. 101 00:04:19,306 --> 00:04:21,306 I need to know what to expect for tonight. 102 00:04:21,308 --> 00:04:23,041 I don't want to let Lizzie down. 103 00:04:23,043 --> 00:04:26,578 - Who cares what Lizzie Saltzman thinks? - I do. 104 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:28,346 I'm her date. 105 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:35,820 Hey. I didn't see you 106 00:04:35,822 --> 00:04:37,715 - at breakfast. - I'm too excited to eat. 107 00:04:37,718 --> 00:04:39,309 Happy birthday to us. 108 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,493 Isn't it a beautiful day for a party? 109 00:04:41,495 --> 00:04:43,027 You're... cheerful. 110 00:04:43,029 --> 00:04:45,397 Why wouldn't I be? Mom's coming home, 111 00:04:45,399 --> 00:04:48,911 I had sex with Raf, my pores are practically invisible... 112 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,101 Wait, what? 113 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:52,578 - You had sex with... - Last night. 114 00:04:52,581 --> 00:04:55,048 You know how Mom always says that things work out 115 00:04:55,051 --> 00:04:57,075 in the end the way they're supposed to? 116 00:04:57,077 --> 00:04:58,421 She's right. 117 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,992 I wouldn't have time to represent the witches now 118 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:02,554 with a boyfriend, 119 00:05:02,557 --> 00:05:05,567 so you getting the consolation prize is perfect. 120 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,852 Okay. I need your help. 121 00:05:07,854 --> 00:05:10,551 I'm going for Meghan Markle tasteful. 122 00:05:10,554 --> 00:05:11,890 Woot, woot! 123 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:13,391 Happy birthday, witches. 124 00:05:13,393 --> 00:05:15,293 Oh, look. It's Satan 125 00:05:15,296 --> 00:05:17,774 in a crop top. Come to burn my world down? 126 00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:21,661 Retro. Princess Di before she got style. I dig it. 127 00:05:21,664 --> 00:05:24,109 - What do you want? - Oh, just to cheer you two up. 128 00:05:24,112 --> 00:05:25,937 You know, 'cause your mom's not coming. 129 00:05:25,939 --> 00:05:27,939 - What? - Oh, I heard them cancel 130 00:05:27,941 --> 00:05:31,142 her pickup at the office. I thought you knew. 131 00:05:31,144 --> 00:05:32,210 Oops. 132 00:05:39,085 --> 00:05:42,420 I put a basic boundary spell to keep her in. 133 00:05:42,422 --> 00:05:45,156 Are you sure she can't do magic? 134 00:05:45,158 --> 00:05:47,258 She couldn't before she died, so if she can now, 135 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,625 I guess we'll learn the hard way. 136 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:50,835 Um, she's right here. 137 00:05:50,838 --> 00:05:52,796 And she's got a lot of questions. 138 00:05:52,799 --> 00:05:54,499 Be careful with this one, Ric. 139 00:06:03,642 --> 00:06:05,642 Okay, let's talk. 140 00:06:05,645 --> 00:06:08,580 Who are you? What do you want? 141 00:06:08,582 --> 00:06:11,710 I'm Josette Laughlin, almost Saltzman. 142 00:06:11,713 --> 00:06:13,226 No. Jo Laughlin is dead. 143 00:06:13,229 --> 00:06:15,329 I'm well aware. It's not every day 144 00:06:15,332 --> 00:06:16,976 you get murdered at your shotgun wedding. 145 00:06:16,979 --> 00:06:18,804 Okay. What's the last thing you remember? 146 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:22,660 Morning sickness. 147 00:06:22,662 --> 00:06:25,463 My dress. 148 00:06:25,465 --> 00:06:27,098 Our vows. 149 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:30,695 My psychopath twin brother with a very large knife. And then... 150 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:34,672 ...nothing. 151 00:06:34,674 --> 00:06:37,475 How long ago was that? 152 00:06:37,477 --> 00:06:40,044 You look a little... seasoned. 153 00:06:40,046 --> 00:06:42,380 About 16 years ago. 154 00:06:42,382 --> 00:06:45,350 16 years. 155 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,515 I don't know what to say. 156 00:06:48,518 --> 00:06:49,884 How are you? How have you been? 157 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:52,656 Oh, just cut the... Just drop the act, okay? 158 00:06:52,659 --> 00:06:54,085 It's not an act, Ric. 159 00:06:54,088 --> 00:06:55,826 This is Mystic Falls. I'm not exactly 160 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:57,579 the first person to be brought back from the dead. 161 00:06:57,581 --> 00:06:59,068 Yeah, well, things have gotten a little complicated 162 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,164 around here lately. 163 00:07:02,068 --> 00:07:03,867 Uh, Dad? 164 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:05,536 Why is your door locked? 165 00:07:05,539 --> 00:07:07,772 "Dad"? 166 00:07:08,926 --> 00:07:10,426 And when were you going to tell us 167 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:11,715 that Mom wasn't coming back? 168 00:07:11,718 --> 00:07:13,011 I was about to. 169 00:07:13,013 --> 00:07:15,421 There-There's a strike at the airport in Mozambique. 170 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:18,583 She couldn't compel a pilot 171 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:20,148 and hop on a private jet? 172 00:07:20,151 --> 00:07:21,619 She'll explain everything later. 173 00:07:21,621 --> 00:07:22,754 Okay? But right now I just need you 174 00:07:22,756 --> 00:07:25,101 to go because I am wrapping your presents. 175 00:07:25,104 --> 00:07:26,467 No, you're not. You're lying 176 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:27,836 through your teeth. 177 00:07:39,521 --> 00:07:41,171 Who's this trollop? 178 00:07:41,174 --> 00:07:42,707 - Oh, my God. - I need you to leave 179 00:07:42,709 --> 00:07:44,718 - right now. - I'm sorry. 180 00:07:44,721 --> 00:07:46,287 How old are you? 181 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:47,545 - 16. - 16. 182 00:07:47,547 --> 00:07:48,913 Today. 183 00:07:48,915 --> 00:07:50,179 It's our birthday. 184 00:07:50,182 --> 00:07:51,219 You're twins? 185 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:53,903 - What are we interrupting here? - I'm serious. 186 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,386 Do as I say and now just go. 187 00:07:55,388 --> 00:07:56,888 - Lizzie. - What? 188 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:59,524 Lizzie, it's her. 189 00:07:59,526 --> 00:08:01,492 Her who? 190 00:08:08,535 --> 00:08:10,001 Her. 191 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,407 Holy crap. 192 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,480 You're Bio-mom. 193 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,991 This is impossible. I wasn't even showing 194 00:08:24,993 --> 00:08:26,625 at our wedding. How... 195 00:08:26,627 --> 00:08:29,362 Your family's crazy coven magically implanted them 196 00:08:29,364 --> 00:08:31,030 in Caroline when you died. 197 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,498 She's their birth mother. 198 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,533 Caroline? 199 00:08:34,535 --> 00:08:36,002 So... 200 00:08:36,004 --> 00:08:38,137 - you two... - No. 201 00:08:38,139 --> 00:08:40,473 She married Stefan Salvatore. 202 00:08:40,475 --> 00:08:42,930 Who basically died on their wedding day, too, 203 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,366 but that's a long story. 204 00:08:44,369 --> 00:08:46,255 They're still very close. 205 00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:48,250 We opened this school together. 206 00:08:48,253 --> 00:08:50,513 She's overseas right now doing very important 207 00:08:50,516 --> 00:08:52,278 recruiting work. 208 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,658 I'm Lizzie. After my mother's mom. 209 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,661 And I'm Josie. 210 00:08:57,664 --> 00:08:59,792 Josette. Like... 211 00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:01,227 Me. 212 00:09:01,229 --> 00:09:03,496 So, the emcee 213 00:09:03,498 --> 00:09:05,364 will then announce Lizzie and her escort. 214 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,000 - Her what? - Kind of like at a, 215 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:08,567 a debutante ball. 216 00:09:08,569 --> 00:09:10,315 I grew up in foster care. 217 00:09:10,318 --> 00:09:13,052 Okay. Well, they had stairs, didn't they? 218 00:09:13,055 --> 00:09:15,708 So, you're gonna meet her halfway down. 219 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:17,810 How do you know all this stuff? 220 00:09:17,812 --> 00:09:20,942 One of my aunts has been around for more than a thousand years. 221 00:09:20,945 --> 00:09:23,883 This kind of thing is her jam. 222 00:09:23,885 --> 00:09:26,986 So, what, I just stand here? 223 00:09:26,988 --> 00:09:30,656 Then you take her arm. 224 00:09:30,658 --> 00:09:32,725 Sort of like you're putting yours on top. 225 00:09:32,727 --> 00:09:35,661 Yeah, like that. And then you descend together. 226 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,035 And now you bow. 227 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,985 - Yeah, you're messing with me. - You think this is bad? 228 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,289 You know it's only gonna get worse, right? 229 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:50,669 Lizzie Saltzman has been planning 230 00:09:50,672 --> 00:09:53,106 her sweet 16 since she was five. 231 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:55,122 You probably should've thought twice before asking 232 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,883 - to be her date. - Well, I didn't ask her. 233 00:09:57,885 --> 00:10:00,489 All I know is that I can't let her down now. 234 00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:01,724 Why? 235 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,823 Because I slept with her, Hope. 236 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,927 You're lucky I respect women 237 00:10:07,929 --> 00:10:10,463 and that I shun all forms of toxic masculinity, 238 00:10:10,465 --> 00:10:13,099 or else you and I would be throwing down right now. 239 00:10:13,101 --> 00:10:14,945 Even if you can kick my ass. 240 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,539 Dude, I am here to help. 241 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:18,786 By telling Lizzie and Josie that their mom isn't coming? 242 00:10:18,789 --> 00:10:20,106 Oh, that was just for Lizzie, 243 00:10:20,109 --> 00:10:23,508 who is taking Rafael as her date instead of you. 244 00:10:23,511 --> 00:10:24,710 So why are you doing all this 245 00:10:24,712 --> 00:10:26,212 to try and make her party perfect? 246 00:10:26,214 --> 00:10:28,180 'Cause a man's got to shoot his shot. 247 00:10:28,182 --> 00:10:30,583 Oh, my God. No. I can't take it anymore. 248 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:34,353 As your friend, I demand that you retrieve your little MGs 249 00:10:34,355 --> 00:10:35,754 from Lizzie's grip. 250 00:10:35,756 --> 00:10:37,356 Not when I can taste victory. 251 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,260 Fine. 252 00:10:41,262 --> 00:10:42,895 I'll make you a deal. 253 00:10:42,897 --> 00:10:45,064 I will keep Werewolf Prince Charming away 254 00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:46,498 from the party long enough for you 255 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,001 to shoot your one, final, 256 00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:51,370 inevitably failed shot. 257 00:10:51,372 --> 00:10:53,706 And when it's over, and the Queen of Mean 258 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:56,442 has broken your heart all over again, promise me 259 00:10:56,444 --> 00:10:59,612 that you will let Lizzie go. 260 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:03,515 All right, one more time. 261 00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:05,217 What's your name? 262 00:11:05,219 --> 00:11:06,719 Josette Laughlin. 263 00:11:09,523 --> 00:11:10,856 And what's your profession? 264 00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:12,124 I'm a doctor. 265 00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:14,159 I was, anyway. 266 00:11:16,397 --> 00:11:17,896 Repeat after me: 267 00:11:17,898 --> 00:11:19,453 I'm here to harm you. 268 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,634 I'm here to harm you. 269 00:11:23,371 --> 00:11:25,571 How did you meet my dad? 270 00:11:25,573 --> 00:11:27,317 That's not, uh, a question. 271 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,711 I walked up to him at a college party. 272 00:11:29,714 --> 00:11:32,115 He was the only guy over 20. 273 00:11:32,118 --> 00:11:33,479 Was it love at first sight? 274 00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:34,647 Jo. 275 00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:37,650 Don't be so nosy. 276 00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:38,951 Not quite. 277 00:11:38,953 --> 00:11:41,487 I flirted with him and asked him 278 00:11:41,489 --> 00:11:43,255 for a sip of his drink. 279 00:11:43,257 --> 00:11:44,957 He told me he was a germophobe. 280 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:48,561 But I thought he looked like Indiana Jones, so... 281 00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:55,320 This walk down weird old people memory lane is fun and all, 282 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,536 but we have a party to get ready for. 283 00:11:59,472 --> 00:12:01,239 Will you still be here after? 284 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,342 I will be there when I can. 285 00:12:03,345 --> 00:12:05,563 But right now the office is off limits. 286 00:12:11,852 --> 00:12:13,383 One, two, three. One, two... 287 00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:15,254 I can't believe you slept with Lizzie Saltzman. 288 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,522 Look, I was mad 289 00:12:16,524 --> 00:12:18,492 and she was there. 290 00:12:18,495 --> 00:12:20,628 I didn't say I was proud of it. 291 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:24,296 You're leading. 292 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,568 You're officially a gigolo. 293 00:12:31,972 --> 00:12:33,439 Thanks for this. 294 00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:38,510 I guess I'll see you at the party. 295 00:12:38,512 --> 00:12:40,289 No, you won't. 296 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:42,647 So, what, you're just gonna stay in your room alone 297 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,316 while everybody else is out having fun? 298 00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:46,552 - Yep, works for me. - Bullcrap. 299 00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:47,852 Everybody needs a crew. 300 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:50,039 Kind of ironic coming from the reluctant alpha. 301 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:52,742 Okay, well, the pack is one thing, but a crew is a crew. 302 00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:55,160 You know what? I had that in Landon until you sent him away. 303 00:12:55,162 --> 00:12:57,563 - We're back to that? - I'm just saying. It's one thing 304 00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,485 to be cool with being alone, and then it's another 305 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,177 to want to be the lonely girl on purpose. 306 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,211 As opposed to Mr. Good Guy, who's taking a girl 307 00:13:03,214 --> 00:13:05,185 that you don't even like to her own party? 308 00:13:05,188 --> 00:13:07,106 You know what, you're right. 309 00:13:08,509 --> 00:13:11,243 Lesson learned. 310 00:13:15,082 --> 00:13:17,282 The hell? 311 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,352 Barrier spell. 312 00:13:20,354 --> 00:13:21,754 Fantastic. 313 00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:23,255 Sorry, kids. 314 00:13:23,257 --> 00:13:24,690 Nothing personal. 315 00:13:24,692 --> 00:13:26,325 Let us out of here, Penelope. 316 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,093 You'll be free in an hour. 317 00:13:28,095 --> 00:13:30,386 Plenty of time to practice that waltz. 318 00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:36,754 I-I don't get it. 319 00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:39,937 She hasn't tried to escape, not a word about the knife. 320 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:42,207 She knows things that only Jo knows and let's not ignore 321 00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:43,942 the fact that I remember her, 322 00:13:43,944 --> 00:13:45,544 so she's not like the other creatures. 323 00:13:45,546 --> 00:13:47,546 Blunt force hasn't gotten them what they want, 324 00:13:47,548 --> 00:13:49,448 so they've moved on to psychological warfare. 325 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:52,039 Tread lightly. If Jo is another monster, 326 00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:54,222 she can do more damage to you than any dragon. 327 00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:55,758 It was something she said... 328 00:13:55,761 --> 00:13:57,189 Here. 329 00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,597 There's an eyewitness account 330 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,559 of a group of World War I soldiers buried 331 00:14:00,561 --> 00:14:02,528 in France who came back to life 332 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,430 and massacred a village. 333 00:14:04,432 --> 00:14:06,368 After, they didn't remember hurting anyone. 334 00:14:06,371 --> 00:14:09,152 And they all said they'd been "yanked" back into being. 335 00:14:09,155 --> 00:14:10,269 Like Jo. 336 00:14:10,272 --> 00:14:13,832 Wait, so someone or something resurrected them 337 00:14:13,835 --> 00:14:15,802 and used them to attack a village? 338 00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:17,371 Without them even knowing it. 339 00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:22,710 Dad is so suspicious. 340 00:14:22,713 --> 00:14:25,783 Uh, duh. So am I. 341 00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:29,822 I just think that she's more fairy godmother than zombie. 342 00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:31,757 She's not our mother. 343 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:33,792 She's DNA. 344 00:14:33,794 --> 00:14:36,562 We can be mad at Mom all that we want for missing our party, 345 00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:40,332 but we cannot cheat on her with Mombie Dearest. 346 00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:44,570 You're not even dressed. 347 00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:46,618 I don't want to be late to my own party. 348 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:47,840 I'm done. 349 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:49,875 I'll catch up with you, okay? 350 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:12,003 _ 351 00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:32,317 Hey, Jo Jo. 352 00:15:32,319 --> 00:15:34,520 Need an escort? 353 00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:36,221 Sure. 354 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:39,324 Do you know anyone whose heart isn't made of stone? 355 00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:41,460 Look, I am sorry about earlier. 356 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,061 I saw a chance to make Lizzie suffer 357 00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:46,050 and, uh... I shot my shot. 358 00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:47,925 Why can't you just ease up on her? 359 00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:50,919 She sucks the air out of every room you're in. 360 00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:52,211 She's my twin. 361 00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:53,639 We can share oxygen. 362 00:15:53,641 --> 00:15:55,266 Are you sharing love interests now, too? 363 00:15:55,269 --> 00:15:57,142 Because she's the only one with a date. 364 00:15:57,144 --> 00:15:59,077 See? You have crawled 365 00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:01,344 so far down the codependence rabbit hole 366 00:16:01,347 --> 00:16:04,750 that you think taking care of yourself is selfish. 367 00:16:04,752 --> 00:16:06,218 But it's not. 368 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,387 So when are you gonna take care of you? 369 00:16:08,389 --> 00:16:10,464 I take care of myself just fine. 370 00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:11,532 Oh, really? 371 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:12,992 Party starts in five. 372 00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:17,529 It's a shame you spent all of that time 373 00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:19,398 helping Lizzie get ready. 374 00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:47,808 Do you know how to braid? 375 00:16:49,087 --> 00:16:52,900 ♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪ 376 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,334 ♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪ 377 00:17:00,539 --> 00:17:03,607 ♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪ 378 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,059 ♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪ 379 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,049 ♪ Ooh ♪ 380 00:17:11,052 --> 00:17:14,486 Ah, let's welcome birthday girl number one, 381 00:17:14,489 --> 00:17:17,186 and her lucky escort. 382 00:17:30,435 --> 00:17:33,269 Where's my date? 383 00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:34,571 You're looking at him. 384 00:17:34,573 --> 00:17:36,939 You're wearing sneakers? 385 00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:39,353 These are Concord 11s, Milady. 386 00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,815 What if I told you my favorite was sunflowers? 387 00:17:45,818 --> 00:17:47,317 I'd know you were lying. 388 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:48,752 How? 389 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,197 The same way I know that your favorite color is lavender, 390 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,100 your favorite dessert is key lime pie, 391 00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:07,764 you like a blend of hip-hop and old-school Motown, 392 00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,840 and powdered bat wings make you sneeze. 393 00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:15,110 ♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪ 394 00:18:15,113 --> 00:18:17,481 My favorite song. 395 00:18:17,483 --> 00:18:19,749 I know. 396 00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:22,185 ♪ The phone rings ♪ 397 00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:23,814 ♪ In the middle of the night ♪ 398 00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:28,357 ♪ My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?" ♪ 399 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,760 ♪ Oh, Daddy, dear ♪ 400 00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:32,294 ♪ You know you're still number one ♪ 401 00:18:32,297 --> 00:18:34,577 ♪ But girls just wanna have fun ♪ 402 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,133 ♪ Girls, they wanna ♪ 403 00:18:37,135 --> 00:18:39,336 ♪ Wanna have fun ♪ 404 00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:41,771 Aren't you gonna be late? 405 00:18:41,773 --> 00:18:43,132 Oh, no. It's cool. 406 00:18:43,135 --> 00:18:45,275 No one will notice. 407 00:18:45,277 --> 00:18:47,644 At your own party? 408 00:18:47,646 --> 00:18:49,379 Maybe if I had a date. 409 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,649 Is there someone special? 410 00:18:53,652 --> 00:18:56,920 That is a complicated question. 411 00:19:01,527 --> 00:19:03,159 Humor me. 412 00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:06,196 Well... 413 00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:11,001 Last year, there was this girl, um, but she dumped me. 414 00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:12,642 Oh. 415 00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:14,671 And now there's this boy. 416 00:19:14,673 --> 00:19:17,073 Um, but Lizzie has dibs, so... 417 00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:19,676 Does she know you like him? 418 00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:24,564 No. That would be... bad. 419 00:19:26,318 --> 00:19:29,986 Being 16 and having a strong twin sister isn't a cakewalk. 420 00:19:29,988 --> 00:19:32,194 But anybody who spent five minutes with you 421 00:19:32,197 --> 00:19:34,057 would know how special you are. 422 00:19:34,059 --> 00:19:37,961 You're only saying that because you're... 423 00:19:39,597 --> 00:19:41,664 It's okay. 424 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,567 Caroline is your mom. 425 00:19:43,569 --> 00:19:45,869 She did a great job. 426 00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:48,572 Lizzie's exactly like her. 427 00:19:48,574 --> 00:19:51,808 You would never know that she's not her biological mom. 428 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:55,178 And you take after me. 429 00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:00,784 I'm really happy you're here. 430 00:20:02,921 --> 00:20:05,689 I honestly think that Dad is really lonely. 431 00:20:07,426 --> 00:20:10,560 He's a pretty terrific guy, your dad. 432 00:20:10,562 --> 00:20:12,062 But you can catch me up later. 433 00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:14,331 You have a party to go to. 434 00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:20,670 Actually, do you want to come with me? 435 00:20:22,975 --> 00:20:24,596 So you can slay a dragon, 436 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,965 but you can't get us out of here. 437 00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:28,902 Only Penelope can undo the spell. 438 00:20:28,905 --> 00:20:32,874 Or the twins could siphon the magic. 439 00:20:32,877 --> 00:20:35,251 Well, that's unlikely, seeing as Lizzie probably thinks 440 00:20:35,253 --> 00:20:36,820 I'm standing her up right now. 441 00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:38,922 Her ego could use a little bit of deflating. 442 00:20:38,924 --> 00:20:40,290 I'm not that guy, okay? 443 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:42,826 I don't just forget about people. 444 00:20:42,828 --> 00:20:44,661 Relax. It's only been 12 hours. 445 00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:46,262 It's not that! 446 00:20:46,264 --> 00:20:47,611 Look, 447 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,915 it has only been six weeks since... 448 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,303 Your girlfriend died. 449 00:20:53,305 --> 00:20:54,804 Cassie. 450 00:20:54,806 --> 00:20:57,340 It's crazy, but I feel like... 451 00:20:57,342 --> 00:20:59,609 like I cheated on her or something. 452 00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:00,908 So if I can do right 453 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,612 - by Lizzie, maybe that can... - Then what? 454 00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:04,481 - It'll exonerate you? - I don't know. 455 00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:06,650 - Maybe. - Look, Raf, 456 00:21:06,652 --> 00:21:08,818 you went through something awful, 457 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:11,488 and it's right to mourn your girlfriend, 458 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,423 but you can't pretend 459 00:21:13,425 --> 00:21:15,593 to like Lizzie to make yourself feel better. 460 00:21:15,596 --> 00:21:17,527 That's not doing her any good, 461 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,271 or yourself. 462 00:21:37,783 --> 00:21:39,431 Oh. 463 00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:40,950 You got moves. 464 00:21:40,952 --> 00:21:42,385 You ain't seen nothin' yet. 465 00:21:42,387 --> 00:21:44,754 ♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy... ♪ 466 00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:53,968 - Come on... Yes. - Uh-huh, uh-huh. No. No, no, no. 467 00:21:53,971 --> 00:21:57,834 ♪ Oh, no, we gonna rock down to ♪ 468 00:21:57,837 --> 00:22:03,517 ♪ Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher ♪ 469 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,343 ♪ Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue ♪ 470 00:22:07,345 --> 00:22:10,259 ♪ Then we'll take it higher... ♪ 471 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,694 Have you seen Josie? 472 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,085 ♪ Then we'll take it higher... ♪ 473 00:22:13,088 --> 00:22:16,132 So Lizzie's in love with Raf, but MG's in love with Lizzie. 474 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,488 - It's this whole thing. - What? 475 00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:20,657 There's this alcove that's up super high, 476 00:22:20,659 --> 00:22:22,692 so you'll be able to see everything. 477 00:22:24,362 --> 00:22:26,764 Jo? Hey. 478 00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:31,201 Jo? Somebody help! 479 00:22:31,203 --> 00:22:33,436 I'll be right back, okay? 480 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,075 One more minute. 481 00:22:53,221 --> 00:22:55,916 Raf, I didn't just send Landon away. 482 00:22:55,919 --> 00:22:57,386 I sent him to someone 483 00:22:57,389 --> 00:22:59,624 who's gonna help him find his birth mom. 484 00:22:59,627 --> 00:23:02,829 You sent him away by himself 485 00:23:02,831 --> 00:23:05,674 to find the woman that gave him up. 486 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:10,010 What if she's amazing, and he finally gets a family? 487 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,071 He had a family. 488 00:23:13,608 --> 00:23:15,808 - He had me. - A crew 489 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:18,010 isn't the same. 490 00:23:18,012 --> 00:23:20,100 Family is always and forever. 491 00:23:20,103 --> 00:23:21,514 Yeah, you're right. 492 00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:24,083 He's not my blood, 493 00:23:24,085 --> 00:23:26,452 but he is my brother. 494 00:23:26,454 --> 00:23:28,688 If anything, maybe you should try 495 00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:30,490 doubling down on friends 496 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,192 to make up for the family you don't have. 497 00:23:41,269 --> 00:23:43,202 Time's up, lonely girl. 498 00:23:46,307 --> 00:23:48,733 ♪ What's it like now? ♪ 499 00:23:48,736 --> 00:23:52,463 ♪ What's it like now, what's it like now ♪ 500 00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:55,931 ♪ What's it like now, what's it like now ♪ 501 00:23:56,017 --> 00:24:00,653 ♪ What's it like now, what's it like now ♪ 502 00:24:00,655 --> 00:24:04,490 ♪ What's it like now, what's it like now, hey, hey. ♪ 503 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,530 ♪ Though I tried ♪ 504 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,374 - ♪ Before to tell her ♪ - I got this. 505 00:24:28,377 --> 00:24:30,349 ♪ Of the feelings ♪ 506 00:24:30,351 --> 00:24:33,085 - Thanks. - ♪ I have for her ♪ 507 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:35,488 - ♪ In my heart ♪ - I'm sorry I was late. 508 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:38,357 I'll forgive you... 509 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,393 just this once. 510 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:43,729 ♪ Every time that I come near her ♪ 511 00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:45,932 ♪ I just lose my nerve ♪ 512 00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:49,971 ♪ As I've done from the start ♪ 513 00:24:54,042 --> 00:24:57,803 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic ♪ 514 00:24:57,806 --> 00:24:59,483 ♪ Everything she does... ♪ 515 00:24:59,486 --> 00:25:01,514 She could be anywhere, Dorian. 516 00:25:01,516 --> 00:25:03,752 I've got the faculty searching the building as we speak. 517 00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:05,088 I'm on my way to the dance hall. 518 00:25:05,091 --> 00:25:07,953 Ric? 519 00:25:07,956 --> 00:25:10,256 Call off the dogs. I think I found her. 520 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:12,058 I think I'll keep 'em on standby. 521 00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:13,626 Something's wrong. 522 00:25:13,628 --> 00:25:15,119 How did you get out? 523 00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:16,724 Josie wanted me to come to the party, and so, 524 00:25:16,726 --> 00:25:18,627 she siphoned the spell again. I know it was stupid, 525 00:25:18,629 --> 00:25:20,404 but I just... I wanted to see their Sweet 16. 526 00:25:20,407 --> 00:25:21,854 Okay, just tell me exactly what happened. 527 00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:25,174 I don't know. I-I was with her one minute, and then... 528 00:25:25,177 --> 00:25:27,771 Ric, I lost time. I don't know. I must have 529 00:25:27,774 --> 00:25:30,141 done something to her, but I just, I don't know. 530 00:25:33,815 --> 00:25:35,642 There's a knife 531 00:25:35,645 --> 00:25:38,113 in your possession that will buy you the answer. 532 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,933 No need to rush. 533 00:25:44,936 --> 00:25:48,163 I'm sure your daughter has an hour before she runs out of air. 534 00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:51,764 Where is she?! 535 00:25:53,601 --> 00:25:54,967 Dr. Saltzman? 536 00:25:54,969 --> 00:25:57,803 What's going on? 537 00:25:57,805 --> 00:26:00,673 Hope, I need your help. 538 00:26:02,476 --> 00:26:06,077 Hey. Have you seen Josie? 539 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,914 She's probably having the time of her life, 540 00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:10,853 like I was until Prince Charming showed up 541 00:26:10,856 --> 00:26:12,685 and turned me into the pumpkin. 542 00:26:12,687 --> 00:26:15,121 I have hate in my heart. 543 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,993 I'm ready for battle. 544 00:26:21,996 --> 00:26:23,696 - We're gonna duel. - No. 545 00:26:23,698 --> 00:26:26,132 No, we're not doing that. I'm holding you to our deal. 546 00:26:26,134 --> 00:26:28,935 As of this moment, Lizzie Saltzman's cancelled. 547 00:26:33,141 --> 00:26:34,882 You gonna howl at the moon wearing that? 548 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:37,076 Sorry, no time for bitchy banter. 549 00:26:40,281 --> 00:26:44,016 Actually... I could use your help finding Josie. 550 00:26:44,018 --> 00:26:45,822 - What happened? - Apparently, her possessed 551 00:26:45,825 --> 00:26:47,954 biological mother buried her alive in the cemetery. 552 00:26:47,956 --> 00:26:50,423 We're coming with you. 553 00:26:59,901 --> 00:27:01,634 - Hello, Ric. - Where is it? 554 00:27:01,636 --> 00:27:04,017 Asking for a friend? 555 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,596 I need the knife, Dorian. 556 00:27:05,599 --> 00:27:07,192 My daughter's life is at stake. 557 00:27:07,195 --> 00:27:08,628 That's why I moved it. 558 00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:10,709 I knew the monster was gonna make a play. 559 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,478 I need you to bring it to me now. 560 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,744 Hero 101, Ric: 561 00:27:13,747 --> 00:27:15,648 you don't give the bad guys what they want, 562 00:27:15,650 --> 00:27:17,316 especially if we don't know what it does. 563 00:27:17,318 --> 00:27:19,038 I mean, this thing could spawn Armageddon. 564 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,319 It has Josie! 565 00:27:20,321 --> 00:27:23,189 We'll save Josie, Ric. 566 00:27:23,191 --> 00:27:25,424 We're not giving up this knife. 567 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,288 MG, listen for her breathing. 568 00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:36,452 Hold on. 569 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:38,137 I hear something. Shovel. 570 00:27:53,187 --> 00:27:54,720 That won't work! 571 00:28:03,931 --> 00:28:05,775 To kill a walker, 572 00:28:05,778 --> 00:28:07,706 you got to go for the brain. Everybody knows that. 573 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,935 Yeah, every nerd maybe. 574 00:28:09,937 --> 00:28:11,437 Just call it a zombie. 575 00:28:13,908 --> 00:28:16,208 Zombies. 576 00:28:17,311 --> 00:28:20,146 Plural. 577 00:28:30,271 --> 00:28:32,416 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic... ♪ 578 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:36,788 There's a clothing-optional rock quarry nearby. 579 00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:39,466 It's cold, but I figured 580 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,607 since we won't be getting much sleep tonight, 581 00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:43,028 it could be refreshing. 582 00:28:43,030 --> 00:28:45,163 ♪ For her goes on... ♪ 583 00:28:48,067 --> 00:28:51,161 Lizzie, I'm sorry, but I can't. 584 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:53,138 ♪ I resolve to call her up... ♪ 585 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:56,474 I know it's a dick move to do this on your birthday, but... 586 00:28:56,476 --> 00:28:59,544 it would be even worse to lie to you. 587 00:28:59,546 --> 00:29:01,713 Now I'm yours, and I'm here tonight, 588 00:29:01,715 --> 00:29:05,850 and I want to be the best date that I can be, 589 00:29:05,852 --> 00:29:09,854 but the other stuff is not gonna happen. 590 00:29:09,856 --> 00:29:14,385 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic... ♪ 591 00:29:14,388 --> 00:29:18,029 I don't understand. 592 00:29:18,031 --> 00:29:19,831 Last night... 593 00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:21,591 Last night was a mistake. 594 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:24,791 ♪ Now I know my love for her goes on ♪ 595 00:29:24,794 --> 00:29:28,463 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic ♪ 596 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:31,710 ♪ Everything she does just turns me on ♪ 597 00:29:31,713 --> 00:29:35,760 ♪ Even though my life before was tragic... ♪ 598 00:29:35,763 --> 00:29:38,383 Where's my sister? 599 00:29:42,723 --> 00:29:44,783 Whoo! Two for two, baby. 600 00:29:44,786 --> 00:29:46,986 Penelope and I can handle the rest. Just find Josie. 601 00:29:46,989 --> 00:29:48,626 Right. Got it. 602 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,588 - How do you want to do this? Magic? - I say we DIY 603 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,699 and pretend they're Lizzie Saltzman. 604 00:29:54,701 --> 00:29:57,130 Works for me. 605 00:30:06,279 --> 00:30:08,950 Josie. I hear you. Hold on. 606 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,619 - MG, we're running out of time. - Watch out! 607 00:30:27,630 --> 00:30:30,001 Penelope? 608 00:30:30,971 --> 00:30:33,104 Axe. 609 00:30:39,112 --> 00:30:41,780 - Damn it, MG, get up and find her. - There's too much noise. 610 00:30:41,782 --> 00:30:44,582 Well, listen harder. Pretend you're on a beach or something. 611 00:30:47,754 --> 00:30:50,021 I got her. 612 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,277 The talisman. 613 00:31:12,279 --> 00:31:14,079 It worked. 614 00:31:15,215 --> 00:31:18,116 What's it supposed to do? 615 00:31:18,118 --> 00:31:20,685 Make quiet things heard. 616 00:31:22,177 --> 00:31:23,987 She could have died because of me. 617 00:31:23,990 --> 00:31:25,990 But she's okay. 618 00:31:25,992 --> 00:31:27,292 And it wasn't you. 619 00:31:27,294 --> 00:31:29,194 I know that now. It's... 620 00:31:29,196 --> 00:31:30,795 whatever takes over. 621 00:31:30,797 --> 00:31:32,955 I mean, something is driving these monsters. 622 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,699 A-a dark presence, 623 00:31:34,702 --> 00:31:37,135 we just can't figure it out. 624 00:31:37,137 --> 00:31:38,278 And until we do, 625 00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:39,804 we're just at its mercy. 626 00:31:39,806 --> 00:31:41,372 This is wrong. 627 00:31:41,374 --> 00:31:43,708 This isn't safe for any of us. 628 00:31:43,710 --> 00:31:46,244 We have to get this thing out of me. 629 00:31:46,246 --> 00:31:49,814 Tell the girls to siphon its magic from me. 630 00:31:49,817 --> 00:31:53,486 But the magic's probably the only thing keeping you ali... 631 00:31:57,824 --> 00:31:59,290 Oh. 632 00:32:02,329 --> 00:32:04,762 Right. 633 00:32:15,709 --> 00:32:18,543 Josie thinks you're lonely. 634 00:32:19,613 --> 00:32:21,613 Are you happy? 635 00:32:21,615 --> 00:32:23,381 I am happy right now 636 00:32:23,383 --> 00:32:26,284 in the arms of my demon-possessed baby mama. 637 00:32:29,789 --> 00:32:32,223 I'm serious. 638 00:32:32,225 --> 00:32:35,894 I will be happy when the girls are grown. 639 00:32:35,896 --> 00:32:38,196 I promise. 640 00:32:40,316 --> 00:32:43,734 Do they know what happens when they turn 22? 641 00:32:43,737 --> 00:32:45,870 No. 642 00:32:45,872 --> 00:32:48,473 Not yet. And we... 643 00:32:48,475 --> 00:32:51,576 don't want them to know until we've exhausted all options. 644 00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:54,812 That's why Caroline's missed their birthday. 645 00:32:54,814 --> 00:32:57,148 She's following some lead. 646 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:03,054 You tell Caroline 647 00:33:03,056 --> 00:33:06,153 I said thank you for being my girls' mom. 648 00:33:21,130 --> 00:33:22,817 I'm serious, Peez. Something clicked 649 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:24,556 while I was taking out those zombies. 650 00:33:24,559 --> 00:33:26,645 Uh, it felt right inside, 651 00:33:26,648 --> 00:33:29,314 like that was the real me. 652 00:33:29,316 --> 00:33:30,916 Meaning...? 653 00:33:30,918 --> 00:33:32,160 I'm a superhero. 654 00:33:33,281 --> 00:33:34,919 Like from the comics. 655 00:33:34,922 --> 00:33:36,688 'Cause heroes don't 656 00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:38,785 just get the girl... They get all the girls. 657 00:33:38,788 --> 00:33:40,025 - Oh, totally. - Yeah. 658 00:33:40,027 --> 00:33:41,560 Superman is such a slut. 659 00:33:42,663 --> 00:33:44,062 Thanks for tonight, MG. 660 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,736 First hero thank you. 661 00:33:45,739 --> 00:33:47,759 Uh, accepted! Up, up, and away. 662 00:33:47,762 --> 00:33:50,435 Hey. What about me? 663 00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:52,511 I helped. 664 00:33:53,873 --> 00:33:56,840 You're the reason I got buried alive on my birthday. 665 00:33:56,843 --> 00:33:59,044 I took your advice. 666 00:33:59,046 --> 00:34:01,746 I wanted something, and I went for it. 667 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:04,749 I made the selfish move, and I ended up fighting a zombie. 668 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,332 There's room for people in this world 669 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:07,751 that just care about other people. 670 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,721 Not everybody has to be a showboat. 671 00:34:09,723 --> 00:34:11,456 You're right. 672 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,425 This world 673 00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:17,195 needs the selfless and the selfish 674 00:34:17,197 --> 00:34:19,364 to keep spinning. 675 00:34:21,116 --> 00:34:23,183 I happen to be the latter. 676 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:28,204 ♪ We can dance if we want to ♪ 677 00:34:28,207 --> 00:34:32,043 ♪ We can leave your friends behind ♪ 678 00:34:32,045 --> 00:34:33,912 I hate you. 679 00:34:33,914 --> 00:34:36,214 I know. 680 00:34:36,216 --> 00:34:37,909 ♪ And if they don't dance, well, they're ♪ 681 00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:40,457 ♪ No friends of mine ♪ 682 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:44,154 ♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪ 683 00:34:44,157 --> 00:34:47,825 ♪ Everything is out of control ♪ 684 00:34:47,828 --> 00:34:49,111 ♪ We can dance ♪ 685 00:34:49,114 --> 00:34:50,428 Hey. 686 00:34:50,528 --> 00:34:52,631 Hey. 687 00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:54,466 Rough night? 688 00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:56,901 Um... no. 689 00:34:56,903 --> 00:34:58,837 All evidence to the contrary. 690 00:34:58,839 --> 00:35:01,239 I actually had a lot of fun. 691 00:35:01,241 --> 00:35:02,607 What about you? 692 00:35:04,277 --> 00:35:06,077 About that... 693 00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:08,513 I was straight with Lizzie. 694 00:35:08,515 --> 00:35:10,431 ♪ We can dance ♪ 695 00:35:10,434 --> 00:35:11,950 Well, um, 696 00:35:11,952 --> 00:35:14,319 I now have my own Avengers squad. 697 00:35:16,523 --> 00:35:19,509 ♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪ 698 00:35:19,512 --> 00:35:21,535 You want to see if I still got it? 699 00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:24,295 ♪ Taking the chance ♪ 700 00:35:24,297 --> 00:35:25,434 Why not? 701 00:35:28,434 --> 00:35:31,503 ♪ The safety dance ♪ 702 00:35:31,582 --> 00:35:34,939 ♪ The safety dance ♪ 703 00:35:35,043 --> 00:35:38,276 ♪ The safety dance ♪ 704 00:35:38,348 --> 00:35:39,771 ♪ The safety dance ♪ 705 00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:41,540 You look like you took a bath in dirt. 706 00:35:41,543 --> 00:35:42,847 Oh, thank you. 707 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,616 You're welcome. 708 00:35:44,618 --> 00:35:46,939 No, actually, you wouldn't believe the night that I had. 709 00:35:46,942 --> 00:35:49,087 I, um, decided to take your advice... 710 00:35:49,090 --> 00:35:50,611 ♪ The safety dance. ♪ 711 00:35:50,614 --> 00:35:52,809 So, we just 712 00:35:52,812 --> 00:35:55,827 siphon the magic out of her until she's... 713 00:35:55,829 --> 00:35:57,662 what, 714 00:35:57,665 --> 00:35:59,720 - dead again? - Oh, my God. 715 00:35:59,723 --> 00:36:01,471 Lizzie, what is wrong with you? 716 00:36:01,474 --> 00:36:02,697 What? 717 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:04,135 It's okay, Josie. 718 00:36:04,137 --> 00:36:06,204 It's okay. 719 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,907 I'm already dead. 720 00:36:08,909 --> 00:36:10,542 I was a witch, 721 00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:12,210 just like you. 722 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:15,513 And we believe in the natural order of things. 723 00:36:15,515 --> 00:36:17,882 I shouldn't be here. 724 00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:21,152 I love that I had this, 725 00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:23,037 but it's a lie. 726 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:27,533 And now I need you to help me make it right. 727 00:36:30,696 --> 00:36:32,896 The longer I'm here, 728 00:36:32,907 --> 00:36:35,975 the more I remember where I came from. 729 00:36:38,053 --> 00:36:40,778 I used to watch you. 730 00:36:42,709 --> 00:36:44,709 I used to watch all of you. 731 00:36:44,711 --> 00:36:46,878 Like in a dream... 732 00:36:48,153 --> 00:36:51,281 ...where everything is warm and happy. 733 00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:53,985 I think I was at peace. 734 00:36:56,456 --> 00:36:59,457 So that's where I'll be. 735 00:36:59,459 --> 00:37:01,893 Waiting for you. 736 00:37:05,365 --> 00:37:07,198 I'm so sorry. 737 00:37:08,301 --> 00:37:11,936 I was awful to you. 738 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,139 Oh, Lizzie. 739 00:37:14,141 --> 00:37:16,641 You have such a big heart. 740 00:37:16,643 --> 00:37:20,278 It's okay to let other people see it. 741 00:37:28,989 --> 00:37:31,790 Oh, my beautiful girls. 742 00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:34,931 You are everything 743 00:37:34,934 --> 00:37:38,396 that I could have ever wished for. 744 00:37:38,398 --> 00:37:41,332 Everything. 745 00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:43,835 Be good to each other. 746 00:37:43,837 --> 00:37:46,504 Fight for each other. 747 00:37:46,506 --> 00:37:49,741 When you're older, you'll understand what I mean. 748 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:53,685 But I need you to remember that I said it. 749 00:38:11,301 --> 00:38:13,051 I can't. 750 00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:15,300 I can't. 751 00:38:15,302 --> 00:38:16,835 Oh, Josette, 752 00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:19,337 this is the right thing to do. 753 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:22,774 It's the only thing to do for you. 754 00:38:34,621 --> 00:38:36,154 I love you. 755 00:38:48,278 --> 00:38:51,371 I love all of you so much. 756 00:39:54,367 --> 00:39:56,601 Ric, why don't you go home. 757 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,836 I'll take care of all of this. 758 00:40:06,913 --> 00:40:08,813 The only place I'm going 759 00:40:08,815 --> 00:40:12,750 is to find whatever monster did this 760 00:40:12,752 --> 00:40:14,886 and kill it. 761 00:40:16,823 --> 00:40:18,496 Slowly. 762 00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:30,401 It wouldn't do you any good. 763 00:40:36,076 --> 00:40:37,508 And who the hell are you? 764 00:40:37,510 --> 00:40:40,650 Oh. Your pathetic attempt at humor 765 00:40:40,653 --> 00:40:43,281 does nothing to mask your fear. 766 00:40:43,283 --> 00:40:45,316 Tremble then in the presence of 767 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:48,119 the Necromancer! 768 00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:51,923 Who? 769 00:40:51,925 --> 00:40:53,758 The... 770 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,160 Necromancer! 771 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,942 Bringer of life and death. 772 00:40:57,945 --> 00:41:00,103 He who holds the Fates' threads. 773 00:41:00,106 --> 00:41:02,300 The cursed king of the underworld! 774 00:41:02,302 --> 00:41:05,517 It's not ringing any bells. You? 775 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,339 All I know about necromancers is from video games. 776 00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,674 And they're, like, low-level 777 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,776 witch cannon fodder. 778 00:41:11,778 --> 00:41:13,470 I am no mere witch. 779 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,713 There's only one me, I assure you. 780 00:41:15,715 --> 00:41:17,834 And now you've seen what I can do. 781 00:41:17,837 --> 00:41:21,129 Let's get down to the business of a certain knife. 782 00:41:21,132 --> 00:41:22,900 If you're the one responsible 783 00:41:22,903 --> 00:41:24,789 for what went down today... 784 00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:25,942 Yeah. 785 00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:28,191 ...you're gonna wish you were someone else. 786 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,861 I told you. 787 00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:32,251 Death cannot hold me. 788 00:41:32,254 --> 00:41:34,065 Buddy... 789 00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:43,043 ...we'll see about that. 790 00:41:43,046 --> 00:41:46,817 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 54834

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