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- Previously on "imposters"...

- oh, my god.
- Mazel tov!

- Yeah,
I think we've been robbed.

My wife's car is here,
but she's...

I'm worried
she's been kidnapped or--

- Hi, ez.

Credit cards,
the checking account, cash.

It's a shock.

You will replay every moment
we shared together,

Think about every person we met
along the way.

- who the hell are you?

- Federal burro
of investigation.

- Did you say "burro"?

Who are you?

- I am her husband--
just like you.

We married the same woman,
and she took us both.

She's out there,
probably working some new guy,

Looking like some new chick.

- I'm supposed to fall in love
with this guy?

- Gary heller--managing director
of the pacific bank and trust.

- I bet his bark
is worse than his bite.

- That's what
the last two girls said.

- What do you know about
facial-recognition software?

- So the initial fee is--
- 1,000 american dollars.

- You will never find me.

Mr. Heller?

Hi. I'm saffron keyes.

Every few years, I like to try
new places, new faces.

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Hi. I'm saffron keyes.

Showtime.

- He's ready to see you now.

- Mr. Heller?

Hi.

I'm ms. Keyes.
You can call me saffron.

- Yes, ms. Keyes--saffron.

Please come in. Take a seat.
- Thank you.

- As you know, I'm looking
for a new assistant.

My job is a very big one.
- Assistant?

I thought I was here
to sell you girl scout cookies.

Would you like to try one?
They're very delicious.

- You're being funny.
You're funny.

That's good.
- Good. I'm glad I can be funny.

I usually get "adorable"
or "cute" or "hot."

Blech.

- Yes, well...
let's see.

Uh, philadelphia savings bank,
montclair insurance.

These are all
excellent references.

What brings you to seattle?

- Well, I guess you can call me
somewhat of a free spirit.

Every few years, I like to try
new places, new faces.

- A free spirit in banking.
- Mm-hmm.

- I'm not sure that
that's a thing.

- Oh, don't get me wrong.

I can be quite serious.

funny again.

- Thanks again.

Boy, if you keep
flattering me like this,

Who knows what will happen
in here?

- Excuse me?
- - Uh--

- Do you think I'm an idiot?
- I was just joking.

- Do you think
you can just waltz in here,

Bat your eyelashes,
and get this job?

- No.
- Do you think I've never fucked

A pretty girl
in my life before?

- Mr. Heller, I didn't mean--
- you can leave now.

Now!

- Someone must've really done
a number on you.

- What did you just say
to me?

- I said...

Whoever broke your heart

Must've really done
a number on you.

- You don't know
a damn thing about me.

- I know what hurt
looks like.

I see it all over you,

And I know how
it can harden a person.

But you see, I made a choice
to not let it get to me.

And you, mister,
well, you or some people--

They let it make them
mistrustful--

I mean "mistrustable."

M-mistrusting--
whatever that stupid word is.

- I think it's mistrusting.

- Don't you laugh at me.
- I'm not. I'm not.

I swear, ms. Keyes,
I'm not.

I suppose I just...
"mistrusabled" you.

Right?

- Look,
I may have overreacted,

And for that,
I apologize.

- Apology accepted.

- Would you still like to be
my assistant?

really?

I thought I totally blew it.

You were right
about one thing.

I am untrusting.

Professional hazard,
let's say.

So be loyal.

Yeah?

- Absolutely.

You can count on me.

- 15 months, 2,000 miles,

And I finally found her.

- 5 1/2 weeks and 9 miles,
and I finally found her.

Yeah, I also got my life
ripped apart.

Oh, and by the way,
the spy shop was my idea,

So I guess
I really did find her.

- Yeah, but I found you first,
bro--you didn't find me.

- I didn't know you existed.
- Exactly.

First I found you,
and now I found alice.

And now I'm gonna take her ass
back to scottsdale,

And after
a few special nights

Which remind her of this thing
I do with my pinkie,

She's all yours.

- Nice.
Very classy.

- What, you don't want
one more night with ava?

- There is no ava.

I want to know
who she really is.

Oh, that's her.

Thank you.
This--this is great.

- Yeah, but it's all
crossed out.

Where's the intel on her 20?

Her location.

- Oh, I have her 20,
full address--

Take you right to
the front door--all right here.

- Can you get it for us, please?
- Relax, man.

- I'd love to get it for you.
You got $5,000?

- What?
- What?

- No, no, no, we gave you
$1,000 to find her.

- You must be the smart one.

And the pretty boy here
is the muscle.

$1,000 to find her,

$5,000 if you want to see
the intel.

- You've got to be joking.
- That's bullshit, man.

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?

- I don't do jokes.
See you when you got $5,000.

- Hey, man, I don't think you--

- Whoa!
- Hey, whoa, dude.

- Everyone just relax.
Everything's fine.

- If everything
in this world is fine,

I'd be out of business.

You see my titties?

Do you see my titties?

- I don't see no titties.
- No, no, no, no.

- That's right, bitches,
'cause I ain't your mama.

Now, until you have my 5 large,
get the hell out of my store.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- We'll do that.
- Okay.

- Just throw that down
right here.

- Thanks for the help.

- You could use
a little upper-body work.

I made a projected inventory,

Price-inflation-
towards-reduction chart.

According to my calculations,

We should clear
7 to 10 grand, no problem.

- Really?
Good. That's great.

- Yeah. Just let me do
the selling, all right?

Once I'm on a roll,
try not to get in my way.

- Yeah, god forbid
I should keep you

From getting shot in the face.

- Oh, did you keep me
from getting shot in the face,

Puppy-dog eyes?

That dude's an asshole.

He needs to learn
a lesson.

- Okay, I get it.
Just keep your temper.

- All right,
last chance, man.

Anything you want to save?

- Sell it all.

- Who wants to buy some goodies?

You do.

What's up, man?

- All right,
let's go see this.

Five bucks more,
and it's all yours, buddy.

All right.
Awesome.

Awesome, ladies.

That's a good find.

Yes, ma'am.

Enjoy that purse.
I'll take it.

Thank you very much, ladies.
That is such a beautiful dress.

I think
it would look great on you.

You know, you can go try it on,
if you'd like, right inside.

- It's really nice.

do you like it?

- I bought you that dress.

- I know, chéri.

Perhaps you want
to keep this one.

Little memento, no?

- What do you think?
- You look incredible.

You can't not buy it.

- I'll take it.

- Good call.
- How much?

- Actually, that one's free.
Take it.

- Oh, are you sure? Let me give
you something for it.

- Take it right now,
and it's free.

Otherwise you can deal with
glengarry glen ross over here.

- Okay.
Uh, well, thanks.

- You're welcome.
Have a good one.

Dude, if you let emotion get
in the way of selling--

- I bought ava that dress,

And I needed it gone,
so let it go.

- I don't care--
- let it go.

- Fine.
- How we doing?

- well, with 79%
of our inventory gone,

We have made 12%
of our projection.

- What the hell?

- Look, man, I'm used
to selling cars, all right?

You overprice,
reduce price, sell. It's simple.

Your weird kitchen stools
aren't exactly making it easy.

- Yes, of course I remember.

I have it
right here in my purse.

- Look, check out this guy.

He's what we call
a "beta-alpha."

Thinks he's an alpha male,
and he's actually a beta male.

- Sounds about right.
That's my brother.

Hey, man.
Uh, this is richard. He's, uh...

Helping me
with the yard sale.

- Pleasure to meet you, man.
- What's up?

- All right, well,
back to the wars.

what a shitshow, ez.

You're better
than this, man--

Chasing after ava
or whatever her name is.

I mean, let's get you
out of this funk.

- Don't bother.
I'm gonna find her.

I'm gonna straighten
things out.

- How, by ruining
your life even more?

By shitting on your friends
and family?

Mom and dad--
they're heartbroken, man.

Gaby quit.
She's out.

What even happened there, man?
- It's none of your business.

- It absolutely
is my business.

And now the bank
is taking your house.

- I didn't even ask you
to come!

- Boys, boys!
That's enough.

Sweetie,
can we have a talk?

- Oh, I thought you said "we."
I get it.

Okay, I'm gonna go look
at some stuff.

- Come on.

So you're really going
to just go?

- I am.

I can't understand it,
but I want to.

- Mom, it's gonna be fine.
I promise.

- Your dad is very upset
with you.

But...He wants you
to have this.

- I can't take that.
- Honey, don't be proud.

She took all your money.
She took everything.

Let us just help you
through this.

- Mom, my whole life
I've been leaning on you.

Not anymore.

- It's called parenting.

That's what we do.

thank dad for me, okay?

- Okay.

Oh, my god.

It's binky.

- No one else
should have this.

Can I buy this?
It should stay in the family.

- Of course.

- Okay, good.
I'll give you $5,000.

- Nice try.

- ♪ did you ever
really love me? ♪

♪

♪ did you ever really care?

- Good morning, mr. Heller.
Nice to see you.

I start in kitchen.
It's okay?

♪

- Welcome.
- Thanks.

- Happy first day.

♪

- Mr. Heller?
- Coffee.

- Milk and two sugars.

Back in a jiffy.

- This is andy,
the youngest member of our team.

- And best-looking.
- Till now.

- Oh.

I'm saffron.
Nice to meet you.

- Very nice
to meet you, too.

- Here's mr. Heller's mail.
Good luck.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

♪

- ♪ well, all you have to do
is wander ♪

♪

♪ over fields of dark time

♪ where do you find yourself

♪ feeling lonesome?

- I don't know how the hell
this happened.

- Mr. Heller, I picked these up
at lunch for you.

I hope you don't mind.

♪

- What the hell is this?

That is my goddamn password.

Saffron!

♪

- Mr. Heller, this is
florence hayes, our new it man.

- Did you turn it off
and turn it on?

- Good night.

- ♪ do you have a home
for the morning? ♪

♪

♪ and are you holding...

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Good night, joe.
- Good night, sir.

- Oh, whoa, whoa, hey.
Hang on, hang on.

I got us. I got us.
- Wow.

- Good gods.

- Well, aren't you my knight
in shining armor?

- All right, carefully,
this way.

Come on.

So your two-week review
is coming up.

- Oh, yeah?

- I don't think you have
anything to worry about.

- The fresher the milk,

The more delicious
the cheese will be.

Obviously, it would be best
if you had your own cow.

But if you're not willing
to make that sort of commitment,

Just buy milk and warm it up,

But very slowly,
on the stovetop.

Now, when we come
back from break,

I'll go into
the different coagulants.

Okay, back in ten.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- I just wanted to return
your book.

- Thank you.

- Josh told me you quit, huh?

- I did. Yeah, I just needed
to not be surrounded by blooms

All the time.

- I can relate to that.

- Yeah.

- And now you make cheese?

- No, no, it's just--
it's a new hobby.

Just trying to fill my head
with other thoughts.

- Look, gaby, I'm so sorry
for what happened

That night that I, um, made you
talk in an accent.

- And then told me
it wasn't up to scratch?

- I actually, like, really
needed a kick in "zee" butt.

So thank you.

It was a good wake-up call.

I don't think
you know this, but...

I used to get into work
early every single day

So I could watch you
walk down the street...

Sort of see you
out in the world.

I would imagine that I was
somebody that you didn't know,

And you would
accidentally bump into me,

And then we would--

Okay, everyone,
break's over.

Let's go make cheese.

- I should get back,
or my curds won't form properly.

- Yeah, don't let that happen.
Sounds bad.

- You should keep this.

I underlined passages--
not very subtle--

But I actually think page 35
is more for you now.

- Page 35.
- Yeah.

- Got it.
- Mm.

Ezra, um...

$5,000, that's a bargain.

Binky--I just thought
it was really nice

That you let
your mom buy it.

- Oh, well, look who's here.

Where's the pretty one?

- I am the pretty one.

- This is $5,000.
- Yes, it is.

- I'm pretty damn sure
I said $7,500.

- Hmm. I'm pretty damn sure
you said $5,000...

And "ow."
- what?

Ah!

- Yeah, I thought so.

- Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- My balls, dickhead.

Grab it.

- This is where she lives?

- Yeah.

- Pleasure doing business.

Whoo! That's what
I'm talking about!

That is what I'm talk--

What's up?

yeah, man!

♪

Oh, my god, come on.

Ah, that is disgusting.

Hey.
- Just gonna ditch me?

- What?
- After I found her for you?

- I was just getting--
- bullshit.

And you went to my mother
behind my back?

What kind of man does that?

- The kind of man who has his
eyes on the mother-effing prize,

Who isn't mooning
over a red dress,

'cause the way
I see it, man,

You either want to find her
or you don't.

- Oh, I do.
- Then do whatever it takes.

- Oh, I will,
but I will not trust you.

- Oh, god.
I think I'm gonna cry.

- Did you get the intel?
- Yeah.

He wanted more money,
but I took care of it.

You got, what, gum?
- I did what I had to do.

So are you ready
to go find her?

- Yeah.

- Keys?

You know, you could've just
opened the passenger-side door.

- I-I know.

All right, let's put
some tunes on.

- You got to be kidding me.

- Do not be the guy
that does not think

That chris martin
has it all figured out.

- Oh, my god.

- ♪ I used to rule the world

♪ seas would rise
when I gave the word ♪

♪ now in the morning,
I sleep alone ♪

- How are you gonna make that?

- You are worrying
way too much.

We're all good.
I have all the logistics.

I have all the data.

All we have to do
is head there on Wednesday--

- Can I have an espresso
and a croissant, please?

- Yeah, do you want it
to stay or to go?

- How about to stay?

- hey.
- Hey.

- Uh, that's all right.
I don't want to interrupt.

- You're not.
I was just leaving.

So next Friday?
- Yeah.

- ♪ for some reason,
I can't explain ♪

- It's a business associate.

- I didn't ask.

- You didn't have to.

Come on, why don't you sit
with me for a minute?

♪

- Princeton--fancy.

- Well, full disclosure--

Princeton was a scholarship
because I was good at math,

And math led me to tech,
and then tech led me here.

- Following your dreams?

- more like following
the path of least resistance.

I created an algorithm
for my senior thesis.

A few companies out here
became interested, and...

- What does the algorithm do?

- You really interested?
- So far.

- Okay.

- Well, let's say

One day you happen to meet
a tall, good-looking guy

That you think
you might want to marry.

- For the sake
of the story.

- Well, madame,
we've just met,

So this certainly
isn't an offer.

- Well, give it a minute.

I'm kidding.
- Touché.

Anyway, so you're online.

You're searching
for rings and venues,

And my algorithm says,
"hey, someone in here

Is a romantic,
wedding-planning fool."

And then companies
start sending you coupons

For djs
and honeymoon places.

It kind of helps
the marketplace to--

- Take advantage of just how
predictable human behavior is.

- Well, I mean, if you want
to be cynical about it,

That's a good way to put it.

But I like to say
I'm helping people find--

- Buy more shit.

- Sorry. I'm sorry.
That's really impressive.

So you run a tech company?

- I drun a tech company.

And about six months ago,
I got some offers to sell...

And here I am.

- Yes, here you are.

- You know, I know this is
out of the blue,

But, um, Saturday
I'm having a barbecue--

Some friends,
some family coming by.

Why don't you join us,
have some lunch, a few drinks?

- No.
- Whoa.

- Sorry. It came out wrong.
I-I would love to.

It's just, you know,

New job and, um, a lot
on my plate right now.

- Okay, well, yeah, no.

No pressure.

but just in case...

Here is my number.
- Hey.

- Well, good morning,
ms. Keyes.

- Uh, patrick, this is, uh,
florence, the new it guy.

- The it guy?

Got to watch those it guys.

He knows where the bodies
are buried.

- Ha!
- Anyway...

Give me a call, just in case.
- Great.

- You guys have a great day.
- Yeah.

- We're not
even halfway there,

And at the rate we're going
through gas and snacks--

- We need to eat every two hours
to maintain peak performance.

- Whatever.
Look, the point is $213.12...

- Is definitely not
gonna get us there.

- We need to figure out
how to get more.

We need to get smart.

♪

- So I can't buy protein shakes,
but you can buy books?

- Short cons.

Let's make some money
the old-fashioned way.

Start reading.

- I'll give you a dime
for every quarter

You can lay on end.

Sir?
- How you doing?

- Hi. Could I get
a miller, please?

- You got it.

♪

- Ten in a row.

♪

- "chapter one,
the fundamentals--

"no short-con repertoire
would be complete

"without the classic
distraction maneuver

"known as
the 'bait and switch.'

"the key is picking

The appropriate
unsuspecting target."

- So we're really
gonna do this?

I mean, I want to find her, man.
I really do, but...

This guy and his family?

That'll make us just as bad as--
- ava.

You know,
one of those books

Said you can't cheat
an honest man.

- Yeah, I read that.
I still don't get it.

Hey, thank you.
- You're welcome.

- It's like there are people

Who set themselves up
to be taken

Because they're, you know,

Greedy or selfish or mean.

You know what?
We need some ground rules.

We need, like, a code of conduct
for how far we're willing to go.

Like you said, we can't just
steal from normal people, right?

- You know what else?

Bushido,
the samurai code--

The true warrior must hold
that loyalty, courage, and honor

Are important above all else.

- Nice.

- No old people.
- Sure.

- Yeah.

No kids.

No people who look,
you know, sad.

- Yeah.

No nice moms or dads...

Or anyone who's limping.

No babies.

- What does that leave us?

- hey, lady...

Next time get both hips
replaced.

Both:
Assholes.

♪

- Excuse me there, bud.

Uh, you know, I seem to have
gotten a little bit lost.

Maybe you could help me
out here.

- Sure. I'm tourist information
today--where you going?

- So we are heading, um,

To the east,
and we need a--

I'm trying to get
on the 29 here.

- Yeah, that's where your
finger's pointing--

Right there, the 29.
- That's right.

But I-I can't figure out
how to get to it.

- See right out there where
it says turn left to the 29?

- That's how you get
to the 29.

- Oh. Okay, that
would make sense.

- What?

What are you two zibs doing?

- You should be more careful
with this, sir.

- What the hell? Are you trying
to lift my card, asshole?

- Hey, he's not an asshole.
You're the asshole.

Oh, my god,
an american eagle.

Go, go, go!

- he's coming!

- I know! I know!
- Go, go, go!

- I'm going, I'm going!
- Go, go!

- Okay!
- Turn, turn, turn!

- I'm turning!
- Oh, god!

That did not go well!

- I know! I was there!

- His big hobby,
his passion is darts.

yeah.

No, he's
in a darts league

That competes every Friday at
a pub called st. James's well.

- Am I the only one

Who thinks there's something off
about this job?

- The only thing off
is maddie's focus.

- Oh, give me a break, max.

- Maddie, I want to make
something very clear.

This job happens to be of
special interest to the doctor.

- Max is just freaking out
'cause I had coffee

And talked to some guy
at a coffee shop.

- No, it's the way
that you were talking to him

That concerns me.

You know what, sal?

Why don't you tell her
about tulsa?

- Max...
- No, tell her, sal.

She needs to know.
- What?

What happened in tulsa?

It was almost
ten years ago, I guess.

We'd just started working
for the doctor.

It was a...

A long game--
a real-estate scam--

And about the hottest summer
you can imagine,

So I went
to the movies a lot.

And this guy was...

Sitting a few seats
from me one night,

And he offered me
some junior mints.

his name was martin.

And he was...

Just about the sweetest guy
I ever met.

- We just seem to fit.

- You know, sometimes you get
a taste of real life,

And it seems
pretty all right.

You start daydreaming,
you know...

About getting out
for good.

- So what happened?

- Well, let's just say
the doctor sent me a message...

A little reminder

That anybody not in the life,
not like us,

Is a liability.

And if you care
about those people, you know...

You have to be careful.

and sweet max...

was there
to put me back together,

Weren't you, maxie?

- Anything for you, sal.
You know that.

- Ahh.

- All right, I get it.

But this guy
at the coffee shop--

He's a nobody.

You don't have to worry.

Really, I'm on it.

♪

♪

- Want something?

- Yeah.
I'll have a manhattan, please.

- Mm-hmm.
- Keep the change.

I need a little favor.

- You know what?
Put it on our tab.

Hi.
- No, thanks.

- Why not?

- If I let you,
it'll cost me more.

- all right,
all right, fair enough.

How about if I can get you
to say the word "seventeen"?

♪

- Hmm?
- I bet I can get you

To say "seventeen,"
and if I do,

You have to join us.

- You're on.
- All right.

- What's two plus two?
- Four.

- Four plus four?
- Eight.

- Eight plus eight?
- Sixteen.

- See, I told you I could get
you to say "sixteen."

- No, you said "sevente"--
- see? What?

you walked
right into that one.

okay, I'm impressed.

All right, you can buy me
a drink now.

- All right.
- What's going on here?

- Mr. Heller.

- Gary, you...
Know this one?

- Ms. Keyes works for me.

- Really?
Give your hr person a bonus.

All right, all right.

♪

- What are you doing here?

- I live
right around the corner.

Just getting to know
the city.

Is this a good spot?

- Well, you have to go
where the darts are

If you're in a darts league.

- Big darts game tonight?

match.

It's called
a darts match.

- Oh.
Big darts match tonight?

- You know, the game of darts
goes back

To the battle of agincourt
in the 15th century.

The first dartboard was actually
the cross section of a tree.

- Wow.

You're a real enthusiast.

- I kind of like history
in general.

I like the perspective
on why things happen.

- Hmm. Hmm.

Never been
my favorite subject.

I do love old movies,
like "casablanca."

Mm, that's kind of
history, right?

- Ms. Keyes, you are
a breath of fresh air.

- Call me saffron.
We're not at work.

- Gary, more vodka shooters
before I take your money.

Your turn, big guy.

- No, no, no, no, no, no,
my turn, my turn.

Oh, and, um,
when I come back,

Will you teach me
how to shoot a dart?

- Okay, but are you sure
you don't want

The reigning champ
to teach you?

- Positive. I imagine gary
knows what he's doing.

♪

- Vodka, vodka, water.

Drink them under the table.

- Ahh!

- Okay, okay, okay.

There's a lot of money
on that table--I'm nervous.

- No, no, I got your covered.
Don't worry about it.

- Don't believe him! Gary's not
exactly on a winning streak.

- Ignore that. Just ignore that.
Focus just on this.

Breathe.
Just breathe.

- Do it!

♪

Aah! Oh, my gosh!
In your face!

- That is bullshit!

No, no, no,
that is such bullshit.

Let's go again,
double or nothing.

Double or nothing,
let's go again.

Let's go again.
- Don't be a sore loser, freddy.

- I think I better quit
while I'm ahead.

- Hey, gary is a pussy, okay?
You don't have to be a pussy.

And he's, like, so cranky.
He's so cranky.

Ever since patty left him
for the pool boy--

- keep talking, freddy.
Keep talking.

- Jesus, calm down.
- Keep talking.

Apologize to the lady.
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

- Apologize to the lady.
- Relax, man!

- Gary, gary, can we please
just get out of here?

- Please?

♪

♪

♪

What the hell?

- Sorry I lost my temper
back there.

- No, it's okay. You were
just defending my honor.

I don't feel so good.

- Get you
a glass of water.

- I know people say
you're a jerk, but...

They just don't know
the real you.

♪

- I'm just gonna
put this here.

You're gonna need that.

- Oh, and a truckload
of aspirin.

♪

- Get some sleep.

♪

- hello?

- So this barbecue
on Saturday...

- Yes?

- I was just wondering

If there was gonna be
a smoked brisket involved.

- Wait. So you'll come
based on the meat?

- yes.

Yes, that's
the deciding factor.

- Done.
So what's up for tonight?

- Uh, not much.

Just a quiet evening at home.

- Not a lot--just getting
my daily dose of jazz.

You hear it?

- Love that one.

Crank it up.

♪

- You've got something
right here on your--

- Me?
- What is that--ketchup?

- What?
- Huh?

- Okay, not bad.
- You felt it?

- A bit, a bit.
- Ah.

- Okay, my turn.
- All right.

taxi!

- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- No worries.

- Ooh, man, only
a slight breeze that time.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's getting better.

- All right.
Ready for some driving?

- Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's go.

- I could use a little
"viva la vida" right about now.

- Okay, how about this?

From now on, whoever has
the wallet controls the radio.

- Deal, baby.
Let the game begin.

What the--

How'd you do that?

- Thank you.
- Son of a bitch.

- ♪ we expected something,
something better than before ♪

♪ we expected something more

♪

♪ do you really think
you can just put it ♪

♪ in a safe behind a painting,
lock it up, and leave? ♪

♪

♪ do you really think
you can just put it ♪

♪ in a safe behind a painting,
lock it up, and leave? ♪

♪

♪ walk away now

- "at the bottom
of every frozen heart,

There is a drop or two
of love..."

Till death do us part.

"just enough to feed a birds."

♪

- This better work.

- It's sourdough, right?
- Yep. Here you go.

- Thanks.

- It's all old folks.

Not an asshole in sight.

Should we just go?

- Oh. You know--

Hey, does "wheat"

Sound anything
like "sourdough"?

You know, put a nickel
in it, honey.

- Assholes
trump old people.

- Good amendment.

- It's a living document.

Mustard dip.
Ready?

The mustard dip--a simple yet
effective small-time con.

- You know the secret
to making toast?

- Pick a mark with a calm,
easygoing temperament.

- You toast it!

- Next, casually spill
a condiment of your choosing

On your unsuspecting mark.

Here, let me give you a hand.

Now, in one simple,
fluid motion,

Remove your mark's jacket.

This should be done
without effort or aggression.

Finally, extract the wallet
just as your partner appears

To seamlessly abscond with it.

Perfect in elegance
and simplicity.

- This man stole my wallet!

- Well done.

- Whoa. No, he did not.

- Here--it's here.

I found it.
It's on the floor.

You should be nicer.

- Eat a d, nancy.

- Sorry about that.

- Dude, that was
so embarrassing, man.

Dude, we suck.

Hey.

I took it right out
before I gave it back.

I knew we had it, man!

- Shh!
- Way to go, dude.

- Ooh, gets you all--
adrenaline, endorphins.

- I know.
- It's like a drug.

- I know.

Hey, you think
this is how she felt

When she took us?

- I mean, what if we don't even
recognize her?

- She might not recognize us.

- Whew.
We need to get cleaned up, man.

We're less
than an hour away.

- Going out
for a few hours, viv.

See you later.
- Okay, have good day.

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

- Good. You're still here.
- Oh, hello, mr. Heller.

I almost done
and, uh, get out of here.

I go now.

- No, stay.

Please.

There's something
I want to ask you about.

- Sure, yeah.

So this girl...

- Saffron.
- Oh, such a pretty name.

And you like her?

So what problem?

- I had a fiancée...

Not so long ago,
and it did not end well for me.

- Oh, the heart
is strong muscle.

It spring back.

You ready
for the love again.

- Yeah, but I don't know if this
is the kind of woman that--

- Come, mr. Heller,
you handsome man.

- Don't.

I know how people see me.

- But this saffron
make you feel good.

- Yeah.

She makes me want to...

Be nice.

- I think you have good luck
with this girl.

- If there's any way
we could see the room

Before paying for it--

Um, we just want to make sure
the room is up to our standards.

- We don't usually let people
see the rooms

Before they check in.

- I guess they just
don't want us here, babe.

♪

- You want to carry me
over the threshold, too?

- Yeah, you wish.
Let's hurry this up.

- Are you coming out
anytime this year?

- Crap, I think
we're out of hot water.

- Hey, man,
you want to use this?

- Eat shit!

Hello, alice.

- Hello, ava.

We decided against it.

Um, not enough...

Natural light.

- Thank you.

♪

- This is it.

♪

- What's up?

- She's in there.
- Yeah.

- Okay, whatever happens...

- Good luck.
- Yeah, man, you too.

All right,
mother-frickin' avon calling.

♪

- let's meet
julia and her husband, john.

♪

- John, you love your wife
a lot, right?

- Just a minute.

- All right.

♪

♪

- Yeah?

- Uh, that'll be $16.75.

- Here you go.
- Great.

- Who the hell are you?

- Who the hell are you?

- Do you know this woman?

- Are you kidding me?
She's my wife.

- No way.

- is she dead?

- What?
- No.

- No, wait.
- Hold on, hold on.

- We want to ask you
some questions, please.

- Open this door...

- ♪ 'cause we gon' ride
into the sunset, baby ♪

♪ yeah, we going for a ride

♪ yeah, we going
to the sunset, baby ♪

♪ and, yeah, we go for...

♪ yeah, we go for a ride

♪ yeah, we going for a ride
now, baby ♪

♪ yeah, we going for a ride,
ride, ride, ride ♪

♪ yeah, we drivin'
to the sunset, baby ♪

♪ yeah, we going for a ride

♪ what's that?
- ♪ what's that you say?

- ♪ oh!