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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,539 --> 00:00:08,539 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 2 00:00:10,540 --> 00:00:12,400 - Go away. 3 00:00:12,410 --> 00:00:13,840 I'm killing myself. 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,410 - Open up! 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,580 Fbi! Open up! 6 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:23,610 ♪ 7 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:26,660 - ♪ at last 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,790 ♪ 9 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:36,120 - ♪ my love has come along 10 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:40,160 ♪ 11 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:43,370 ♪ my lonely days 12 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:45,570 ♪ are over 13 00:00:45,570 --> 00:00:48,400 ♪ 14 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:52,580 ♪ and life is like a song 15 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,250 so tell me, my sweet... 16 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,480 - Mm-hmm? 17 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,710 - My 28th day anniversary present? 18 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,880 - Mm-hmm? 19 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,310 - It symbolizes what, exactly? 20 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,550 - Well, um, in the kabbalah, 21 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:08,880 The number 28 is the symbol of the wanderer, 22 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:13,250 Who, after many years in the dating desert, 23 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:15,890 Finally stops his wandering. 24 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,870 And so we give a gift associated with the foot... 25 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:20,360 finally at rest. 26 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:22,870 - Oh, you're so full of the bullshit. 27 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:26,370 Oh, my god, what am I going to do with you? 28 00:01:26,370 --> 00:01:28,530 - Exactly what you've been doing 29 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:30,640 Until death do us part. 30 00:01:32,870 --> 00:01:34,900 - I love it. 31 00:01:34,910 --> 00:01:36,440 Diamond. 32 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,340 - I just remembered I have another surprise. 33 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:39,815 It arrived at the office today. 34 00:01:39,816 --> 00:01:41,770 - Aw. 35 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:42,940 Okay. 36 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:45,750 - ♪ someday 37 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:49,350 - May adonai bless your lives together, 38 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,850 Your yichud. 39 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,420 - Aw, man. 40 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:53,680 - By the state of indiana... 41 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:55,420 - We look happy. 42 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,450 - I now pronounce you husband and wife... 43 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:58,890 - You looked so beautiful. 44 00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:00,350 - Till death do you part. - Thank you. 45 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,660 - mazel tov! 46 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:08,790 - Wow, you make me look like a good dancer. 47 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:09,860 - No, you are a good dancer. 48 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:11,310 - Yeah, come on. 49 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:15,270 Oh, no. 50 00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:17,230 - Oh, my god! 51 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,440 I can't believe how "drink" your brother was. 52 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,970 - Drunk? Not drink. - Oh, my god. 53 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,550 And your father... - Yeah. 54 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:24,720 - Looks jealous, huh? 55 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,470 busted. 56 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,850 Hey, mr. Ellis has skills. 57 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,380 Oh, my god, I got your aunt katherine to smile. 58 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:36,520 - Oh, you made her laugh. 59 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,750 - Ah, mr. Ellis is checking her out. 60 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,560 Hey, you know what? We should set those two up. 61 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,330 What? I'm serious. 62 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,730 - Okay. 63 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:46,630 ♪ 64 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,600 - What are you doing? I can't see. 65 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,300 - You don't need to see. 66 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,930 ♪ 67 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:55,960 - ♪ if you look in my eyes and say ♪ 68 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:59,670 ♪ you knew it all along 69 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:02,230 ♪ you knew it 70 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:07,300 ♪ all along 71 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:10,410 ♪ 72 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:25,690 - Hey, what's the matter? 73 00:03:25,690 --> 00:03:27,320 it happened so quick. 74 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:28,530 He was-- - it's mr. Ellis... 75 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:31,640 - Oh! Oh! - He just collapsed. 76 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:35,500 He was making a latte and all of a sudden... 77 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,000 - Shit, man, you're way late. 78 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,460 Did you talk to dad? - What happened to mr. Ellis? 79 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:39,970 - He collapsed in the kitchen, ez. 80 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,670 Almond milk everywhere. - Jesus, is he gonna make it? 81 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:44,040 - Eh, touch and go. Hey, we get old. We die. 82 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,670 Listen, I asked gaby to grab 83 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,010 The accounting department roster. 84 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:48,540 Come on; I don't have much time. 85 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,310 If mr. Ellis croaks, I'd rather hire within 86 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,810 Than pay some headhunter. 87 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:54,410 Do not give me your sensitive face, ezra. 88 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:55,885 Come on. You're running hr now. 89 00:03:55,886 --> 00:03:58,040 Deal with it, huh? Gaby, get over here! 90 00:03:58,050 --> 00:04:01,610 So tell me, what's today's anniversary gift? 91 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,750 Scented candles? Fondue set? 92 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,390 His-and-her vibrators, buddy? 93 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:07,280 - Hey. - All right, I'm outie. 94 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,350 Pebble beach is calling my name. 95 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,630 Ezra, text me on mr. Ellis. 96 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,760 Gaby, do not seduce my brother. 97 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,290 He's married and already punching way above his weight. 98 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,460 Okay, bye. 99 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,330 - Poor mr. Ellis. He's such a nice guy. 100 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:20,860 - Yeah, I know. He's a total charmer. 101 00:04:20,870 --> 00:04:22,770 Do you know if he's married or has kids or-- 102 00:04:22,770 --> 00:04:24,705 - I don't know. - Wow. 103 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:26,630 So how did the anklet go over? 104 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,840 - Wouldn't you like to know? 105 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,510 - Oh, wow. 106 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:30,840 Okay, I guess it went well, then. 107 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,940 Um, well, the ownership paperwork came through, 108 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,040 So you're all set for present number 29. 109 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,880 Just come by my desk whenever you want them. 110 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,410 - Perfect. Thanks, gaby. 111 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:40,780 You know I'd be lost without you. 112 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,940 - You're welcome. - Ezra! 113 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:46,080 Stop flirting, and get your skinny ass in my office now. 114 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:48,420 - Arthur, could you turn off your intercom, please, 115 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:50,450 And talk like a human? 116 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:52,590 We've had enough drama around here for one morning. 117 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:54,020 - Good morning, mom. 118 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:55,930 - Good morning, beautiful boy. 119 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:01,860 - Oh, no. 120 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:05,830 - 63 years old, drops dead making a latte. 121 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:07,960 Shit! 122 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:10,840 When I go, I hope it's laying on top of your mother. 123 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,780 - Jesus, dad. - Jesus, arthur. 124 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,840 - Whatever. I'm not going out making a fricking latte. 125 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,670 - I'm sure you'll have a very masculine death. 126 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,880 - Don't you patronize me. I can still kick your ass. 127 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,540 You want to wrestle? - Not particularly. 128 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,880 Did you hire a new head of accounting? 129 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:29,090 - I found out he died two minutes ago. 130 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:31,960 - That's why I had josh tell you to have it lined up. 131 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,430 It's called thinking ahead. 132 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,420 - I'll take care of it. 133 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:42,370 You and ava seem pretty happy. 134 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:43,930 Don't screw it up. 135 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,090 - Doing my best. 136 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,400 - Hope your wife likes surprises. 137 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,370 My mom's boyfriend got her a ferret for her last birthday. 138 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:53,070 That was a shitshow, man. 139 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,570 - Ava's gonna love this girl. 140 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:57,440 - Ah, it says your card's no good. 141 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,440 - Really? 142 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,470 - "declined." 143 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,580 - Okay. 144 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,150 Here. Try this one. 145 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:05,140 Here you go. 146 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,680 - Yeah, it says this one's no good either. 147 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:11,420 - I--that's not possible. 148 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:12,720 - Come back tomorrow, I guess? 149 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,150 - No, we--we have to make this work. 150 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,890 I'm-- - I'm closing in ten minutes. 151 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:18,490 - It's our 29th day wedding anniversary. 152 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:20,450 - I don't think that's a thing, man. 153 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:21,890 - I didn't take 154 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,800 $30,000 of cash out on my credit card, okay? 155 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,100 I mean, if I had, I wouldn't need to use my card right now. 156 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,570 - Hey, I'm closing in five. 157 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:30,000 - You know what? Never mind. 158 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,600 - Shh. 159 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,960 - All right, is there an atm around here? 160 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:36,430 - End of the block, next to the fashion gal. 161 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,970 - Could you just hold on for five minutes? 162 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:39,000 I'll be--I'll be right back. 163 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:40,880 - I guess. - Thanks. 164 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,550 Be back for you in a minute, all right? 165 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:45,150 God! 166 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:55,520 What the fu-- 167 00:06:57,690 --> 00:06:59,060 Call ava. 168 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:04,090 - We're sorry; you have reached a number 169 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,820 That has been disconnected or is no longer in service. 170 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:11,000 - Slow down! 171 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,040 - Ava? 172 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,050 Ava, honey? 173 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,150 Ava. 174 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,970 - 911. Please state the nature of your emergency. 175 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:48,570 - Yeah, I--I think we've been robbed. 176 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:50,800 My wife's car is here, but she's-- 177 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,830 I'm worried she's been kidnapped or-- 178 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,310 - Are you in danger? 179 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:57,570 Are you safe? 180 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:58,670 Hello? Sir? 181 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:16,820 - Hi, ez. 182 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:19,800 You must be very confused. 183 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,860 The credit cards, the checking account, 184 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:26,690 The cash. It's a shock. 185 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:29,040 There is no easy way to say it, 186 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,930 But here it is. 187 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:34,100 You will never see me again. 188 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,670 The sooner you accept it, 189 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:37,900 The better it is for everyone. 190 00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:40,910 Ezra, you will ask yourself many questions 191 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:42,770 In the days ahead. 192 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:46,280 You will replay every moment we shared together, 193 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,010 Think about every person we met along the way. 194 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:52,220 You will begin to doubt 195 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:54,320 Everyone and everything you know. 196 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,160 You will even begin to doubt yourself. 197 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,030 It's only normal. 198 00:09:02,030 --> 00:09:05,700 What will you tell your friends and family? 199 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,270 All anyone needs to know is this. 200 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:11,410 We rushed into marriage hardly knowing each other. 201 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:13,100 - No. 202 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,700 - Cultural differences, language barriers. 203 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:18,780 And people will accept this. 204 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:25,650 But you will still want to find me, to punish me. 205 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:28,685 Ezra, I want you to stand up now 206 00:09:28,686 --> 00:09:30,910 And go and open the freezer door. 207 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,820 Now, listen to me very carefully. 208 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:39,950 If you ever go to the police and try to find me, know this. 209 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,130 One, you will fail. 210 00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:44,930 You will never find me. 211 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:50,330 Two, everyone in your family, everyone in the world 212 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:53,000 Will know what's inside that folder. 213 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,860 Don't put yourself through that. 214 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:58,700 Don't put your lovely mother through it. 215 00:09:58,710 --> 00:10:01,680 Just leave it be. 216 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:04,680 Okay, this is the hardest part, 217 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,350 Saying good-bye. 218 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:10,820 Ezra, you must move on with your life. 219 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,350 you are a good man 220 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,280 With a great heart. 221 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,330 If you weren't, this probably wouldn't 222 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:19,820 Have happened to you. 223 00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:22,430 And you will find love again. 224 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:25,170 I know it. 225 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,200 Good-bye, ezra bloom. 226 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,860 Salut. 227 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:34,470 I wish you luck. 228 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:38,270 I wish you happiness. 229 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,700 Au revoir. 230 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:50,750 ♪ 231 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,790 - Call aunt katherine. 232 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,420 ♪ 233 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,800 - We're sorry; you have reached a number 234 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,740 That has been disconnected or is no longer in service. 235 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:38,860 - I'm booked on the 1:00 flight to chicago. 236 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,830 - Sure. Name and photo id, please. 237 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,930 - Maddie jonson. No "h" in "jonson." 238 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:46,290 - Are you a madeline or a madison? 239 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,200 - Just maddie. 240 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:50,860 - ♪ and everybody likes to think ♪ 241 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,370 - Thank you. 242 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:56,240 - ♪ that they know the only truth ♪ 243 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,080 ♪ but there's always a way to find a way ♪ 244 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,380 ♪ to do what you wanna do - whoa, good-looking lady. 245 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,880 - Yeah, sure like to go where she's going. 246 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,415 - I'll say. 247 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,540 - Careful; those are expensive. 248 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:09,820 - ♪ you know I'm not strong enough ♪ 249 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,120 ♪ to walk away on my own 250 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,320 ♪ set me free 251 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,550 ♪ if you feel any love at all 252 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:21,030 ♪ then, baby, let go of me ♪ 253 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:24,460 ♪ let me go, go, go 254 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:26,920 - Hi, there. 255 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:29,060 Hey, do you mind if I sit down? 256 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,400 So where are we headed today? 257 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,360 - In to the world on a big jet plane. 258 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,230 - All right. 259 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,475 Excuse me; can I get a beer 260 00:12:38,476 --> 00:12:40,270 And another whatever she's got there? 261 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:41,570 - I haven't decided if I'm having another yet. 262 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:43,400 - Humor me. 263 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,410 - Are you humorous? 264 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,240 - Actually, yeah, I am. 265 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,950 People find me humorous. 266 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:53,850 I'm actually meeting a bunch of old college buddies 267 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,140 In pebble beach. 268 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,180 I could use some female attention before the bro-fest. 269 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,120 - How did I get to be the lucky girl? 270 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,520 - Come on; you know you're gorgeous. 271 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,550 - A woman likes to be told. 272 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,460 - You're gorgeous. 273 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,160 - Thank you. 274 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,300 - But seriously, you're gorgeous. 275 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,600 Okay, this is weird. 276 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,535 You look like someone I know. 277 00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:18,060 - Oh, boy, here we go. 278 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:20,400 - No, no, I mean, it's-- 279 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,170 I got to say, it's absolutely crazy, but-- 280 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,530 And you can not be more different, 281 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,500 But you really look like my sister-in-law, 282 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,310 My brother's wife. 283 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:30,510 - Right, so you're saying you'd like to have sex 284 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,040 With your brother's wife? - Uh, whoa, nope. 285 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:34,380 I never said I wanted-- 286 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,470 - So you don't want to have sex with me? 287 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,240 - I never said that either. 288 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,220 - You're not really saying much at all, are you? 289 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:41,850 - Mm-mm. 290 00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:44,410 - Want me to help you? - Please. 291 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,180 - Okay. 292 00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,030 Come here. 293 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,120 Say this to me: 294 00:13:55,130 --> 00:14:01,030 "we are just two strangers in a bar." 295 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:04,860 - We are just two strangers in a bar. 296 00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:06,970 - "we're never gonna see each other again." 297 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,900 - We are never gonna see each other again. 298 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:13,150 - "you know, I've always wanted to take a woman 299 00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,410 To an airport hotel." 300 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:18,270 - You know, I've always wanted to take a woman 301 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,180 To an airport hotel. 302 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:24,310 - "I've always wanted to have sex with my brother's wife." 303 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,260 - Uh... - Say it. 304 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,590 - I've always wanted to have sex 305 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,260 With my brother's wife. 306 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,920 - "and I want you. 307 00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:39,160 Let's go across the street right now." 308 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,530 - I want you. 309 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:44,390 Let's go across the street right now. 310 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,910 - Can't. Sorry. 311 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,310 - What? 312 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,210 - Yeah, I got to jet, as they say. 313 00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:58,110 But really nice meeting you, uh... 314 00:14:58,110 --> 00:15:00,410 - Uh, josh, josh. My name's josh. 315 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:01,640 - Bye, josh. - Wait. 316 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,950 I--I didn't get your name. 317 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:05,390 - No, you didn't. 318 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,440 - Holy shit. 319 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,440 Hey, wait! 320 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,050 Oh! 321 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:16,280 ♪ 322 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,180 - Ava! 323 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,560 Hey, ava! 324 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,190 ♪ 325 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,350 Hey! 326 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:27,290 Excuse me. 327 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,630 You--ava! Ava! 328 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,630 ♪ 329 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,360 Oh! Ow! 330 00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:35,970 Ah! What are you doing? 331 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:39,330 Ava! Ava! 332 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:41,000 Get off of me, man! 333 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:43,180 Ah! Oh! 334 00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,610 Oh! Oh! 335 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,410 Ow! 336 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,810 - Can somebody help us, please? 337 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,420 - Ah! Ow! 338 00:15:52,420 --> 00:16:01,800 - Miss, excuse me. 339 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,430 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 340 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,100 Might want to fix your makeup there, sweetheart. 341 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,770 - God damn it. 342 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:23,070 - Looking pretty good for a dead man, mr. Ellis. 343 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,510 - Hardy-har-har. 344 00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:26,570 - Thanks for the save back there. 345 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,080 - Yeah. 346 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,320 What the hell were you doing with josh bloom? 347 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,810 - Improvising. 348 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,185 Why the hell didn't you know he was traveling today? 349 00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:35,550 - Don't change the subject. 350 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,510 You have to take it as close to the flame 351 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,180 As possible, don't you? 352 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,290 And with you, that is always too goddamn close. 353 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:44,250 - Really? Did you have to break his nose? 354 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,830 - Yeah, well... 355 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:49,400 I always hated that little shit. 356 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:53,190 So... 357 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,770 How much did we get? 358 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:07,580 ♪ 359 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,320 - Do you understand that this is a criminal act? 360 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,850 - Yeah, I do understand. - All right, do you understand 361 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:16,280 A criminal has been involved in our lives 362 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,680 For the last year and a half? - Yeah, I know. 363 00:17:17,690 --> 00:17:19,720 I understand. - Just get his ass in here. 364 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,350 - Get in here. 365 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:28,560 - How you doing, kiddo? 366 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,820 Oh, sweetie. I am so, so sorry. 367 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,790 What happened? Did you two have a fight? 368 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,500 - No. - Well, what? She just left? 369 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,160 She didn't say anything? 370 00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:44,130 - Just something about cultural differences. 371 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,310 - I really liked her, ez. 372 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,750 And you know me; that's saying a lot. 373 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:52,510 But I did always feel there was something about her-- 374 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,840 Unspoken, unknowable, I don't know what. 375 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:58,280 - I really don't want to talk about it, mom. 376 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,310 - Hearts break, ez. 377 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:05,490 And then they eventually heal. Trust me on that. 378 00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:07,725 - Ezra, get your ass in here now! 379 00:18:07,726 --> 00:18:10,420 - God damn it, arthur, take it down a notch! 380 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,820 Do you want me to go in there with you? 381 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:16,500 - No, thanks, mom. I'll be fine. 382 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,670 - She took all your cash. 383 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:21,170 She took cash maximums on all your credit cards, 384 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:23,270 Including the company card. - Yep. 385 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,370 - I talked to ellie singer at national mutual. 386 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,630 Do you know she took out a second mortgage on your house? 387 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,470 850 grand? Do you know that? 388 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:30,940 - Yep. - She even cashed 389 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,370 The bar mitzvah bonds bubbie and zadie gave you. 390 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,280 - All 78 bucks? 391 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,720 it's that the point? 392 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,490 Is it? - Nope. 393 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,860 - I swear to god, ezra, say something 394 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,410 Besides "yep" or "nope," or so help me-- 395 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,820 - What happened to your face? - Tell him. 396 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:56,530 - I saw ava at the airport, dressed as somebody else. 397 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:59,265 - Did you talk to her? - No. 398 00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:01,430 I was following her, but then she got lost 399 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:02,930 In the crowd. - Good job, nancy drew. 400 00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:04,930 - Yeah, well, you know what? The truth is, I was attacked. 401 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,310 - She attacked you? - No! 402 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,600 This old man came out-- 403 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,400 - Oh, you were attacked by an old man. 404 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:11,810 - Shut up, both of you. Here's what we're gonna do. 405 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:13,650 We're gonna find her, we're gonna get your money back, 406 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:15,870 And we're gonna crucify that french bitch. 407 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,720 - She's belgian! - I don't give a fu-- 408 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,640 - Here's what we're actually gonna do: 409 00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:22,480 Nothing. 410 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,410 We're not gonna do a goddamn thing 411 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,290 Except let her go. 412 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,790 - You're delusional if... - What are you talking about? 413 00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:29,830 - You think that that's what we're-- 414 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,960 - Dad, what is that? - Josh, leave us alone, please. 415 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,440 - Dad, I don't-- - get out. 416 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:49,410 all right, fine. 417 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:58,540 - Where'd you get this? 418 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,920 - Ava left it in the freezer. 419 00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:05,250 - Oh, god. 420 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,920 We're gonna find her. 421 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,920 Nobody has to know. - Know what? 422 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,430 That you've been cheating on mom for 20 years 423 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:15,730 With a woman named-- what is it? Chanterelle? 424 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,260 I mean, what it that, a mushroom? 425 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,630 - Don't you talk to me like that. 426 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,030 - Or that you stole the patent 427 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:22,330 For the bloom heel from uncle joe? 428 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,410 Which part does nobody have to know? 429 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,730 Because according to ava, if we try and find her, 430 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,340 All of it comes out. 431 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:29,640 - You know, if she thinks she can intimidate me 432 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,330 With this bullshit letter, try. 433 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,770 Bring it on! - Really? 434 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:37,380 Okay, let's do that. 435 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:39,480 Hey, mom, can I come talk to you for a second? 436 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,980 - Of course, sweetheart. 437 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,980 - Please don't. 438 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,050 Please. 439 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:47,010 - Maybe you and my so-called wife 440 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:50,280 Have more in common than we thought, huh? 441 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,620 Liar. 442 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,850 Cheat. Fraud. 443 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:55,500 - You can't talk to me like that. 444 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:59,020 - Yeah, I can. 445 00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:00,430 Tell mom I'm sick to my stomach 446 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:02,300 And I went home. 447 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,790 - What are you gonna do, ezra? 448 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,030 - I have no idea. 449 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,570 But I'm not working here anymore. 450 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:15,500 I quit. 451 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:18,310 - ♪ fools in love 452 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:25,670 - ♪ are there any other kinds 453 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,040 ♪ of lovers? 454 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:32,980 ♪ 455 00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:34,790 - Oh! No, don't--no. 456 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:37,930 - ♪ fools in love 457 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:38,960 ♪ 458 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,790 - Let me guess. 459 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,960 Sometimes you don't pay for your lunch. 460 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,760 Or maybe you steal 461 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,660 The occasional candy bar or newspaper. 462 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:49,470 You're a closet rebel. 463 00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:50,600 ♪ 464 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,430 - Oh, that's my telepager. 465 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,840 I got to call the office. 466 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,510 - ♪ everything you know now 467 00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:03,740 ♪ everything you do, you do it for your baby love ♪ 468 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,470 ♪ your baby love 469 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,840 ♪ your baby love 470 00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:14,090 ♪ your baby love 471 00:22:14,090 --> 00:22:16,755 - Hello. - We're on. 472 00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:19,450 - Already? - You have a problem with that? 473 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:21,590 - No. No, it's fine. 474 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,720 - Tuesday. 475 00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:25,130 - Tuesday. Got it. 476 00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:28,630 - I'm sending the location now - okay. 477 00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:57,980 - Ezra! Hey! 478 00:22:57,990 --> 00:22:59,060 It's me. 479 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:00,580 How are you? 480 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:01,930 That was a dumb question. I'm sorry. 481 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,050 I--I brought you some groceries and a plant. 482 00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,730 I don't know. It--do you-- 483 00:23:05,730 --> 00:23:07,030 Oh, should I meet you over here? Okay. 484 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:10,560 Hey. - Perfect timing. 485 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,120 - I brought some groceries. - Great. Come in. 486 00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:13,420 - Oh, you want to leave them here? 487 00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:15,390 Okay. - Come on. 488 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,900 - Oh, wow. Oh-- - check this out. Hmm? 489 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,660 - What? 490 00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:23,470 - How weird is that? - What's weird? 491 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,800 - Is that the interaction of two people 492 00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:26,910 Who don't know each other? 493 00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:29,410 Ava gone, and katherine gone. 494 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:32,110 And mr. Ellis is dead. Or is he? 495 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,970 - No, he's dead. He had a heart attack. 496 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,770 - Oh, did anybody see a death certificate? 497 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,980 - I don't know. 498 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,810 - Nothing is as it seems. Nothing. 499 00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,890 I mean, what if aunt katherine's really married to mr. Ellis? 500 00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:42,120 - What? 501 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,080 - And they were controlling ava somehow. 502 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,930 And mr. Ellis stole the information 503 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,920 On the company and dad-- 504 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,220 - What kind of information? 505 00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:50,260 - Oh, I--I don't know. 506 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:52,520 Come on; why else would she do it? 507 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:54,300 I mean, why would she leave? 508 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,100 Money? We had money. 509 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,940 You know, my wife is gone! 510 00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,530 She's gone. 511 00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:01,190 - I'm sorry, ez. 512 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,800 I feel like sometimes people just fall out of love. 513 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,200 You know? 514 00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:09,540 And they do dramatic things, especially europeans. 515 00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:13,540 Listen, why don't I clean this place up 516 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:15,110 A little bit for you? 517 00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:18,210 Or, you know, I could just call the hazmat team in to do it. 518 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,050 - Look, I think that you just need to get in the shower 519 00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:26,020 And get out of here for a few hours. 520 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,850 So what do you say we just go to dinner 521 00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,160 And get a bottle of wine, have a good cry, 522 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,300 Just us girls? 523 00:24:33,690 --> 00:24:35,720 Come on. Get in the shower. 524 00:24:41,870 --> 00:24:43,610 - Hey, you know, I think josh-- 525 00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:46,700 - Shower. - All right. 526 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,780 - Ew. So gross. 527 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,000 Ezra, this restaurant you brought us to, 528 00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:54,310 Is this the same french restaurant 529 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:57,170 That ava used to work at? 530 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,640 - I'm sorry. 531 00:24:59,650 --> 00:25:01,340 - No, it's okay. It's okay. 532 00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:03,680 Maybe it's like-- it's like a boil, you know? 533 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:05,990 You got to just bring it to the head and pop it 534 00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:09,090 And get all that ava pus out of there. 535 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:12,620 I'm sorry. That was kind of gross. 536 00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:13,890 Why don't you just tell me 537 00:25:13,890 --> 00:25:15,260 About the first night you guys met? 538 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,120 Like, who were you with? 539 00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:18,660 - No one. 540 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:20,760 I used to come here by myself, bring a book, 541 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,370 And, for a few hours, 542 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:24,640 Imagine I was finally living in paris. 543 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,710 - You wanted to live in paris? 544 00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:27,600 - Oh, yeah, I-- 545 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,200 I always thought that after college, 546 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,930 I'd travel through europe, end up in paris, 547 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,170 And be a writer. 548 00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:35,670 You know, standard fantasy fare. 549 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,610 - No, I think that's amazing. 550 00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:38,970 Did you ever go? 551 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:41,050 - No, I, um-- 552 00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:43,720 I was working for my folks to save up some travel money 553 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,820 When josh crashed his stupid car. 554 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:48,890 So I stayed on to help for a couple of months, 555 00:25:48,890 --> 00:25:50,660 Which turned into a couple years, 556 00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:52,330 Which lasted forever. 557 00:25:52,330 --> 00:25:54,920 Until I met ava. 558 00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:58,230 And then she kind of became paris for me. 559 00:26:00,030 --> 00:26:01,970 Does that make sense? 560 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:04,760 - Excusez-moi. 561 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,740 I'm sorry to interrupt your reverie. 562 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:12,070 - My reverie? No, no, that's all right. 563 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,910 - Mon dieu, I think you are staring at me. 564 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,710 - Sorry, I-- 565 00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:21,400 - May I bring you some wine? 566 00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:22,940 - Wine? Yeah. 567 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:25,420 Sorry, I usually order the, um... 568 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,080 Maybe-- 569 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,210 - Why don't I choose one for you? 570 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,820 - That would be amazing. Thank you. 571 00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:33,820 - Okay. 572 00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:38,930 - Now you're staring at me. 573 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,800 - You have a very kind face. 574 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,790 - That's actually the first thing that I thought 575 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,230 When I met you too. 576 00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:50,330 The kind face. 577 00:26:51,730 --> 00:26:53,830 So did you ask her out that night, or... 578 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,140 - Oh, yeah, right. 579 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,740 I--I came back four nights in a row. 580 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,910 - no. - Yeah. 581 00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:01,080 It became kind of a joke when I'd arrive every night 582 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,010 At the same table. 583 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:10,040 ♪ 584 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:27,070 ♪ 585 00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:41,370 Pathetic. 586 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:43,120 I'm sorry. I'm just so-- 587 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,480 - No, it's okay. - No, it's not! 588 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,210 Screw ava, and screw paris too. 589 00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:49,720 I--I'm such a fool. 590 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,180 I've wasted my life thinking about 591 00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:53,060 When I'd get to paris or when I quit my job 592 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:55,360 Or when I marry ava. It's pathetic! 593 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,500 - I have an idea. 594 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:04,100 What if we just get totally hammered? 595 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,140 - Yeah. 596 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:06,460 - Right? - Yeah, I see. 597 00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:07,900 Yeah, let's get really, really hammered. 598 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,060 - What are we waiting for? Cheers. 599 00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:12,240 - okay. 600 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,440 - You didn't give a sh-- no one's gonna care. 601 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,910 They don't care. They even know they brought it. 602 00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:18,310 It's not even raining outside. 603 00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:21,080 - Hey. Come here. 604 00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:30,750 ♪ 605 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:40,790 ♪ 606 00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:43,090 What? What's the matter? 607 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:45,030 Is this okay? Am I--is this good? 608 00:28:45,030 --> 00:28:46,290 - No, yeah. No, no, it's not you. 609 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,970 - Are you sure? - Ye-- 610 00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:49,500 - What is it? - Nothing. It's like-- 611 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,000 - You can tell me. - No, it's-- 612 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,430 - Is it really kinky? Is it weird? 613 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:53,900 You can tell me. What is it? 614 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,330 - Like, you know, maybe if you, 615 00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:58,340 You know, talked with an accent... 616 00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,540 - ♪ you'd feel the same 617 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:00,830 - Okay, yeah. - Yeah. 618 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,100 - Yes. - Yeah. 619 00:29:02,110 --> 00:29:04,510 - I mean, oui. Oui, baby. 620 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,070 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 621 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,420 - Ouilike zat. - Yeah. 622 00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:08,540 you are so strong. 623 00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:09,950 - Yeah, that's good. 624 00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:11,250 - And you make me feel so short. 625 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,220 - Ooh, actually, that's a bit too french. 626 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,520 - Oh. - The belgian accent's softer. 627 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,890 - Okay. - Breathier. 628 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:18,190 - Okay. - Did you see "in bruges"? 629 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,860 - Uh, no, but I got this, yeah. 630 00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:22,260 - Yeah? - Yeah. 631 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,990 I have been wanting you. 632 00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:26,390 - Now talk a little dirty. Just do it with the accent. 633 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,820 okay, um... 634 00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:30,460 I've--I want you 635 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:32,290 To take me in ze butt. 636 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,970 - What?! No, she wasn't into that. 637 00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:36,300 - I'm not into that. - And neither am I. 638 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,460 - I'm not into that. I was just saying that-- 639 00:29:37,470 --> 00:29:39,200 I thought you-- I was just trying to-- 640 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,030 Oh, my god, jesus. - No, I'm sorry. No, I know. 641 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,510 - Oh, my god. - Um... 642 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:46,110 Hey, do you want to keep going? 643 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:53,840 - Do you want to make love to me? 644 00:29:58,350 --> 00:30:00,080 - Hey, hey-- 645 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,370 - Sorry. Am I late? 646 00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:17,170 - Always, darling. Part of your charm. 647 00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:18,440 - Take a look at this. 648 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,970 1968 4a regents. It's a classic. 649 00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:23,600 A present to myself from myself 650 00:30:23,610 --> 00:30:25,510 For dealing with the blooms for six months. 651 00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:28,580 - Mm. Beautiful. Very nice. 652 00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:31,580 - Uh, uh, uh. Thank you. 653 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:33,580 - Now, where are we headed? 654 00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:43,620 ♪ 655 00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:46,490 - We're going to seattle. 656 00:30:46,490 --> 00:30:47,920 - Nice. 657 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:49,390 - Meet gary heller, 658 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:51,860 Managing director of the pacific bank & trust. 659 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:53,520 It's the largest bank in the city. 660 00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:55,930 His fiancée left him two years ago 661 00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:58,630 For a pool guy. 662 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,110 - Oh, wow. Real looker. 663 00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:03,130 - Let's see. Okay, all right. 664 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,010 Are you kidding me? 665 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:06,580 I'm supposed to fall in love with this guy? 666 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:08,445 - Hey, don't shoot the messenger, okay? 667 00:31:08,446 --> 00:31:11,170 The doctor picks 'em, and we take 'em down. 668 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:13,280 And our new names, oh. 669 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,580 Florence burns. 670 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,580 - Oh! I'm guessing that's me. 671 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,180 - No, actually. It's me. 672 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,390 jesus christ. 673 00:31:20,390 --> 00:31:22,490 Is he serious? "florence"? 674 00:31:22,490 --> 00:31:24,420 Why would the doctor give me a name like that? 675 00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:26,390 - Maybe he's punishing you. - "punishing." 676 00:31:26,390 --> 00:31:28,120 We took the blooms for a million four. 677 00:31:28,130 --> 00:31:30,265 That's, like, what, one of our five top scores? 678 00:31:30,266 --> 00:31:33,020 - You know what? He keeps giving us all these bad marks. 679 00:31:33,030 --> 00:31:35,060 Then he gets to keep 70% of the money. 680 00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:38,140 I mean, why don't we just pick our own mark this time? 681 00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:39,410 - You know that's not how it works. Come on. 682 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,900 - I'm serious. Screw the doctor. 683 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,130 Let's just go rogue. 684 00:31:42,140 --> 00:31:44,610 - You want us to end up in a goddamn hole? 685 00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:46,510 Do you? 686 00:31:46,510 --> 00:31:47,910 - Lighten up. 687 00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:50,540 I was just kidding around. 688 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:52,300 All right, what's my name? 689 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:54,070 - Saffron keyes 690 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,020 And sally, you're going to be vivian sternwood. 691 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:59,390 - Very raymond chandler. I like it. 692 00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:03,080 - this guy has put away a shitload of savings. 693 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,130 - You know, it says his housekeeper just quit, 694 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,550 Moved to sacramento. Maybe that's my play. 695 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,230 - This guy would fall for a slug 696 00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:12,600 If it was wearing a dress and a push-up bra. 697 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,030 I'm gonna make this one fun for myself. 698 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,700 - Okay. 699 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:21,330 See you in the game, guys. 700 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:23,700 - See you in the game. - In the game. 701 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:33,670 - And by the power invested in me 702 00:32:34,650 --> 00:32:39,750 I now pronounce you husband and wife... 703 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:42,250 Both: Till death do you part. 704 00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:44,310 - ♪ it was just love 705 00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:48,460 - Mazel tov! You may kiss the bride. 706 00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:51,430 - ♪ and everybody knows 707 00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:55,670 ♪ love is not enough 708 00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:00,640 - Screw it. 709 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,570 - ♪ they say she has... 710 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:09,700 - Please shut the oven door before selecting temperature. 711 00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:13,080 Please shut the oven door before selecting temperature. 712 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,150 Please shut the oven door... 713 00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:19,120 ♪ 714 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,450 ♪ and it's killing me 715 00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:23,710 - Around and around 716 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,320 And then into the hole. 717 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,350 - ♪ baby, what you leaving for? ♪ 718 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,100 ♪ she said, "I'm leaving for good." ♪ 719 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,600 ♪ oh, then she left 720 00:33:56,710 --> 00:33:58,380 - ♪ she said she loved me 721 00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:00,310 ♪ then she went away 722 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,220 ♪ 723 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:06,180 ♪ leavin' for good 724 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,225 ♪ much too good for me 725 00:34:09,226 --> 00:34:11,250 - Go away. 726 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,900 I'm killing myself. 727 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,250 - Open up! 728 00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:19,260 Fbi. Open up! 729 00:34:19,270 --> 00:34:23,640 ♪ 730 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,840 - Yes, sir? 731 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,370 - Fbi. 732 00:34:26,370 --> 00:34:27,700 There's a problem with your wife. 733 00:34:27,710 --> 00:34:29,340 May I come in? Thank you. 734 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,710 - Hey, wait a minute. 735 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:34,300 - What the hell's going on in here, buddy? 736 00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:35,450 - Huh? 737 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:38,640 Oh, I was--housework. 738 00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:42,140 - Are you ezra bloom? 739 00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:43,690 - I am, yes. 740 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:45,640 - Married to ava bloom? 741 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:48,610 - Well, uh...Yeah. 742 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,280 - You don't sound exactly sure. 743 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:53,190 Are we talking about this... 744 00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:54,580 - Yeah. - Ava bloom? 745 00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:55,790 - Yeah, that's her. 746 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:56,890 Oh, my god, is she dead? 747 00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:58,250 - What? No, no. 748 00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,620 I need to know exactly where she is. 749 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:00,860 Immediately. 750 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:03,660 - She--she left me, okay? 751 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:05,200 All right? She's gone. 752 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,770 She took everything. 753 00:35:06,770 --> 00:35:08,510 - Shit! 754 00:35:13,510 --> 00:35:15,910 When did she leave? 755 00:35:15,910 --> 00:35:18,340 - Um, a month ago. 756 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:19,540 Who the hell are you? 757 00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:21,170 - Federal "burrow" of investigation. 758 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:22,215 Did she leave a video, 759 00:35:22,216 --> 00:35:23,910 A kind of website video thing? 760 00:35:23,910 --> 00:35:25,910 - Did you say "burrow"? - I need to see the video. 761 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,190 - Let me see that badge again. 762 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,640 - I need you to listen to me. 763 00:35:28,650 --> 00:35:31,310 I need to see the video-- - you're not fbi. 764 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,490 Where is she? 765 00:35:32,490 --> 00:35:34,290 - Let me see the video. You hear me? 766 00:35:34,290 --> 00:35:35,820 - Where is she? - I don't know where-- 767 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:37,320 - Where is she? - Not my face! 768 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,650 - Where is she? You know where she is! 769 00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:41,790 Oh! Where is she? 770 00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:44,190 - Calm down. I said calm-- 771 00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:45,450 Stop! Stop! 772 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:46,890 Stop it, man! Stop! 773 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,270 Stop. - Who are you? 774 00:35:49,270 --> 00:35:52,190 - I am her husband. 775 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,800 Yes, that's right, asshole. Just like you. 776 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,600 She is my wife. 777 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,430 We married the same woman, and she took us both. 778 00:36:08,350 --> 00:36:11,250 That stupid bitch totally rui-- 779 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:15,390 - Don't call her that. 780 00:36:18,390 --> 00:36:21,320 ♪ 781 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,690 - ♪ don't need conversation 782 00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:27,220 ♪ 'cause there's nothing much to say ♪ 783 00:36:29,830 --> 00:36:32,260 Good afternoon. - Hi. 784 00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:34,370 - I'm here to inquire about the executive assistant job. 785 00:36:34,370 --> 00:36:36,710 - No, no, no. Call him back, and tell him exactly this. 786 00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:40,500 I don't care if he has to wheel his hospital bed to his desk. 787 00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:42,410 He is out of sick days! 788 00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:45,510 He comes in today, or he never comes back! 789 00:36:45,510 --> 00:36:48,510 - That's him. 790 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,940 Bet his bark is worse than his bite. 791 00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:53,250 - That's what the last two girls said. 792 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:57,580 - Thank you. 793 00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:00,890 - You know, the messed-up thing is, 794 00:37:00,890 --> 00:37:03,930 I wasn't even lonely. 795 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:07,300 I mean, I was an all-county quarterback. 796 00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:08,860 That's big-time. 797 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:11,020 And they put my name up on the car dealership, 798 00:37:11,030 --> 00:37:12,730 And I was set up, man. 799 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:15,830 Good money, good women. 800 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,000 Great women. 801 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,570 Then one day, this kind of hot older lady 802 00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:23,430 Comes into the office looking for a lease 803 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,500 On the new terminus-- dynamite little hybrid car. 804 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:28,870 Usually, I don't do test drives, 805 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,650 But her niece was with her, and... 806 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:37,720 Wow, man, so beautiful and smart 807 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,380 And had all these awesome... 808 00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:43,430 Words. 809 00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:46,060 And she totally dug me. 810 00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:48,490 Even though she was this super-cultured 811 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,730 New yorker chick-- - new york? 812 00:37:50,730 --> 00:37:52,990 You mean she wasn't from another country? 813 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,300 - My friend, she was from another world. 814 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:58,060 Upper east side manhattan, sarah friggin' lawrence. 815 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,770 World-class. 816 00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:03,030 So I put the aunt in that sweet little terminus. 817 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,980 I took alice out to dinner the next night 818 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:08,340 And four months later, I married her. 819 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:10,040 My buddies said it was the best thing 820 00:38:10,050 --> 00:38:12,550 That ever happened to me, 821 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:16,350 And, you know, it probably was... 822 00:38:16,350 --> 00:38:18,910 Until it wasn't. 823 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,720 Anyway, I just spiraled, man. 824 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,850 The whole freaking town knew. 825 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:26,090 I stopped going to the gym. I stopped working out. 826 00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:28,390 They took my name down off the dealership so fast, 827 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:30,450 It made my head spin. 828 00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:32,420 I tried to drown my sorrows in-- 829 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:35,370 - Booze and a lot of crying. 830 00:38:35,370 --> 00:38:38,370 - No, I'd just screw just about every housewife 831 00:38:38,370 --> 00:38:40,440 Or waitress who ever slipped me her number. 832 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,910 Woke up one morning, my junk's all beat up. 833 00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:45,680 I was like, "come on, richie. 834 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,440 This isn't you, man." 835 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,840 And I decided right then and there 836 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,970 That I was gonna find alice myself. 837 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:56,110 - Okay, so... 838 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,420 Ava pretends to be 839 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,690 This classy girl from new york city, and-- 840 00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:03,520 - Stop. Ava doesn't exist, okay? 841 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,680 Alice probably doesn't exist either. 842 00:39:05,690 --> 00:39:06,980 She's a con artist, and so is her aunt. 843 00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:08,650 - No, I see how it looks like that, 844 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:11,630 But our--our marriage, the way we were with each other-- 845 00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:13,530 - What? She completed you? 846 00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:15,030 She made you feel whole? 847 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:17,060 Yeah, well, I could have been, like, a senator 848 00:39:17,070 --> 00:39:18,600 Or a philanthropist or something 849 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,640 With her on my arm. 850 00:39:25,970 --> 00:39:29,000 - Do you have a picture of...Alice? 851 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:38,480 - And now she's out there, somewhere, 852 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,840 Probably working some new guy, 853 00:39:39,850 --> 00:39:43,650 Looking like some new chick. 854 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:46,050 - What do you know about facial recognition software? 855 00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,690 - Like "mission: Impossible iii"? 856 00:39:47,690 --> 00:39:50,850 - What? No, like iphoto but, you know, much bigger. 857 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,630 - Oh, yeah, no, I'm a pc guy. 858 00:39:52,630 --> 00:39:55,030 - Okay, um, how much money do you have? 859 00:39:55,030 --> 00:39:56,670 - I don't know. Maybe 300 bucks? 860 00:39:56,670 --> 00:39:58,590 - I have five. 861 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,640 And this watch and your watch? 862 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,160 Come on. Let's go. 863 00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:03,800 - What? 864 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,730 No, man, I love this watch. 865 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:07,780 - Come on! 866 00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:20,740 Hey. - How you doing? 867 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:24,650 - Yup. - Can I have some? 868 00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:26,010 - Oh, not right now. - Give me a bite. 869 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,720 - No! - But I'm asking nicely. 870 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,180 - Too bad. - I want a lick! 871 00:40:29,190 --> 00:40:30,990 - No. - Just a lick. 872 00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:33,560 - It's mine. - I keep thinking I want kids. 873 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,530 - Mom, he hit me in the face! 874 00:40:35,530 --> 00:40:36,760 - Evan, that's it. No, you're done. 875 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,190 - What? - You are grounded 876 00:40:38,190 --> 00:40:39,820 The entire weekend. - It's mine! 877 00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:41,300 - Get in the goddamn car. - What the-- 878 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:44,535 - I don't know. I find that inspiring. 879 00:40:44,536 --> 00:40:45,830 - I'm sorry. Inspiring? 880 00:40:45,830 --> 00:40:47,730 - Oh, yeah, that little girl has potential. 881 00:40:47,730 --> 00:40:49,560 If I were her mother, I'd give her a prize. 882 00:40:49,570 --> 00:40:51,740 - For being manipulative? 883 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:54,240 - For taking care of herself. 884 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,040 Most girls take a long time to learn a trick like that. 885 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,600 - Huh. 886 00:40:58,610 --> 00:41:00,210 That's not very feminist of you, 887 00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:03,770 But okay. - I don't agree at all. 888 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:06,980 And are you really talking to me about feminism? 889 00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:09,580 We just met. 890 00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:12,690 You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. My bad. 891 00:41:12,690 --> 00:41:14,130 - You're forgiven. - Good. 892 00:41:14,130 --> 00:41:16,550 Name's patrick, by the way. 893 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,660 - Saffron. Both: Nice to meet you. 894 00:41:19,660 --> 00:41:24,890 okay, I, uh, better get going. 895 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,700 I'm applying for a big job today. 896 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:28,200 Wish me luck. 897 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,640 - Well, you don't seem like you need much luck, but... 898 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,670 Good luck. - Thank you. 899 00:41:34,670 --> 00:41:36,170 No work for you today? 900 00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:38,900 - No, no, no work for me ever. 901 00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:40,650 Well, at least until I figure out 902 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,100 What I want to do next. 903 00:41:42,110 --> 00:41:44,040 - Problems of the idle rich, I guess. 904 00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:47,050 - Yeah, something like that. 905 00:41:47,050 --> 00:41:48,790 - All right. Take it easy. 906 00:41:48,790 --> 00:41:51,080 - All right, you too. 907 00:41:52,890 --> 00:41:55,060 - I can't believe you made me sell that. 908 00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:56,860 That watch was good luck, man. 909 00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:58,630 My high school girlfriend's mom gave it to me-- 910 00:41:58,630 --> 00:42:00,150 - You want to find ava or not? 911 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,060 - Alice. Yes, duh. 912 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:04,990 - Then it's a necessary sacrifice. 913 00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:12,930 - So the initial fee for the facial match is... 914 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,830 - It's 1,000 american dollars. 915 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,140 - Whoo! Yowza. 916 00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:19,340 Will you throw in these binoculars for that? 917 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,910 - Put that down. 918 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,870 - How long do you think it'll take? 919 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,980 - An hour, a day, a month. 920 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,710 Depends. 921 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,660 Leave me your number. I'll be in touch. 922 00:42:41,290 --> 00:42:48,330 ♪ 923 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:53,900 - ♪ waking up and the bed was made ♪ 924 00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:57,630 ♪ 925 00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:02,100 ♪ no one looked me in the eye ♪ 926 00:43:02,110 --> 00:43:04,710 ♪ 927 00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:06,410 ♪ the more I tried 928 00:43:06,410 --> 00:43:08,240 ♪ 929 00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,790 ♪ the more I cried 930 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:15,120 - Could you maybe just stop? 931 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,980 - Need to stay in shape. 932 00:43:16,990 --> 00:43:21,360 Need to stay strong while we wait. 933 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:28,400 ♪ 934 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:33,030 - ♪ say you love me 935 00:43:33,030 --> 00:43:35,730 ♪ say you love me 936 00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:39,170 ♪ let's just say you love me 937 00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:41,200 ♪ 938 00:43:41,210 --> 00:43:46,010 ♪ ah, ah-ah, ah, ah, ah 939 00:43:46,010 --> 00:43:47,300 ♪ ah, ah 940 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:51,910 - I told you to get pasta and rice! 941 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,390 - No, we need an ideal balance of carbs, protein, and fat. 942 00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:56,750 Okay, this is a lean plantless protein-- 943 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,120 - This is now all the food we have? 944 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,050 What, do you think we got a blender in the car? 945 00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:03,230 Do you know how completely moronic this is? 946 00:44:03,230 --> 00:44:06,860 - Yo, I suggest you seriously watch your syntax with me, bro. 947 00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:08,320 - Okay, you know what? 948 00:44:08,330 --> 00:44:10,300 I don't think this teamwork thing's gonna work. 949 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,100 - Well, I was just gonna say 950 00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:13,170 I don't think this teamwork thing's gonna work. 951 00:44:13,170 --> 00:44:14,730 Both: Fine. 952 00:44:14,730 --> 00:44:16,260 - Also, I think you're a major pussy. 953 00:44:16,270 --> 00:44:17,970 - Hello? Yeah, well, I think you're an actual idiot. 954 00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:21,000 - You're an actual pussy! 955 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,930 - Really? - Yeah, we got one. 956 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:25,170 - Wow. 957 00:44:25,170 --> 00:44:26,900 - Yeah, yeah, that's great. 958 00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:28,980 Um, yeah, sure, I'll be right down. 959 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,780 Thanks. 960 00:44:30,780 --> 00:44:32,920 - Is that the guy from the spy shop? 961 00:44:34,150 --> 00:44:35,990 Dude. 962 00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:38,910 - All right, let's get one thing straight. 963 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,820 Just 'cause you were right about that 964 00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:41,820 Facial recognition thing doesn't make you, 965 00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:43,060 Like, the boss or anything. 966 00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:45,050 - Please stop talking. 967 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:49,730 ♪ 968 00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:53,030 - ♪ say you love me 969 00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:56,800 ♪ say you love me 970 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,870 ♪ say you love me 971 00:44:59,870 --> 00:45:06,370 ♪ 972 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:10,040 ♪ ah, ah-ah, ah, ah, ah 973 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,740 ♪ ah, ah 974 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:19,790 ♪ 68837

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