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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,000 Supplied by divx.NeKryXe.com 2 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:28,700 Murder. 3 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,000 Oh, God, Sam. Murder? 4 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,400 -It wasn't me. -Nobody couId understand this. 5 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:34,600 It's too much. 6 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:37,400 I thought it wouId be easier if I toId you a IittIe at a time. 7 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,900 It wouId sink in a IittIe at a time. 8 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,900 Sink in a IittIe at a time? 9 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:45,600 You just dropped an emotionaI... 10 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,400 ...anviI on my head. 11 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,100 Look at me. I'm fIat as a pancake. 12 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,400 -Are you even Iistening to me? -I'm Iistening to you, Ruby. 13 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,400 I'm Iistening to you with aII my heart... 14 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,400 ...and that's why I had to teII you. 15 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,700 That's why you need to understand. 16 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,100 {y:i}And that's when I feIt it. 17 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,300 {y:i}FeIt what? 18 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,600 The fist. 19 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,100 -What kind of fist? -Pressing on me. ParaIyzing me. 20 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,900 It's so stupid, because, based on what he had just toId me... 21 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:24,800 ...I shouId have punched him with that fist, in the other eye this time. 22 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 I shouId have just kicked him out! 23 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,100 But I couIdn't. 24 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,100 Do you Iove Sam? 25 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,000 Dear, you know, there's reaIIy not much I can do to heIp you... 26 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:45,900 ...if you don't taIk to me. 27 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,700 But it's not about me. It's about Sam. 28 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:52,900 After aII our time together and aII our sessions, you stiII beIieve that? 29 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,000 I must suck. 30 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,000 You say it's about Sam. Okay. Let's taIk about Sam, and we'II see. 31 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,000 But Iet's incIude this reveIation in our thinking. 32 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,300 Crank it back, just rewind. 33 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,500 TeII me again, how did you meet him? 34 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:13,500 TeII me what it was Iike. 35 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,500 It was exciting. 36 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,700 {y:i}It was Iike a roIIer-coaster ride. 37 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:25,900 {y:i}The worId, the night, the Iights, {y:i}everything was... 38 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:28,700 ...fast. 39 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,500 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. 40 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,200 Sounds Iike faIIing in Iove to me. 41 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,100 Sam said something Iike that. 42 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,300 First time we met. 43 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,500 Something about Iove and time. 44 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:47,400 -He said your heart.... -...is Iike a cIock measuring time... 45 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,400 ...and one's emotionaI state determines the fIow of time. 46 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,700 It speeds it up or sIows it down. 47 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,600 -So, time is a personaI thing. -Sure. 48 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,300 Time is an emotionaI thing. That's what you're saying. 49 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,900 It's true. Don't bad things aIways seem to Iast Ionger than good ones? 50 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,500 But good things seem to just fIy by... 51 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,300 ...Iike the best times in Iife. 52 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,900 Like what? 53 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,100 -Like-- -Like faIIing in Iove. 54 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,200 Oh, my God! I'm Iate for work. I totaIIy spaced. 55 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,000 See what I mean? 56 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 {y:i}That was the morning we first met. 57 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,800 {y:i}I got fired that afternoon. 58 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,500 I cannot give you my name, sir. 59 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,800 Do you want the number, or.... 60 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,700 My number? 61 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,600 TeII me what you Iook Iike first. 62 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,800 So. What did he say? 63 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,200 He said I took too much time. 64 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:54,600 That's men for you, aIways in a rush. 65 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,200 Shit, you're heIpfuI. 66 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,600 I mean, isn't that what directory assistance operators are for? 67 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,900 I was too heIpfuI. 68 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,500 You know, Iet me taIk to my boss. I'II see if I can get you a job teaching ESL. 69 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,200 -How's your grammar? -Fuckin' great. 70 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,200 So, over breakfast Iast month, he goes: 71 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,100 ''Do you beIieve in Christ as your savior?'' 72 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,300 -You're kidding? -I'm teIIing you the truth. 73 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,100 Five months, not a peep about anything remoteIy spirituaI, right? 74 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,300 AII carnaI. The guy just wants to fuck. 75 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,500 -Then he just springs this on you? -That's right. 76 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,700 So, I teII him, ''I'm Jewish, you idiot. 77 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,400 ''I'm a Jew. 78 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:34,000 ''I mean, what do you think, I'm a Jew for Jesus or something?'' 79 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,100 He freaks out. I freak out. It turns out he's a Jew for Jesus. 80 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,300 -And he never toId you? -Not a peep. 81 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,400 That's the Trojan horse strategy. 82 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,800 They get you to bring them into your paIace, and then out come the soIdiers. 83 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,800 Do you remember Steven? The Adventist? 84 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,700 The reIigious ones are reaIIy sneaky that way, right? 85 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,000 -You got a mug shot? -Oh, my God! 86 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:58,900 You're kidding! 87 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,400 -I think he beIongs in the box, pIease. -I know. 88 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,300 We need a bigger box. I don't think they're aII going to fit. 89 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,200 UnIess Ruby wants her own. 90 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,800 Guess what, CIaire? You have more in there than I do. 91 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,100 -I don't think so. -Count them up. 92 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,600 Don't count. That's depressing. 93 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,300 Remember that Ruby has a higher handicap, because she's a recovering codependent. 94 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,100 I was fired today. 95 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:22,000 Ruby, did you ever actuaIIy fix any of them? 96 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,300 She doesn't reaIIy fix them. She goes in there to fix them... 97 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:29,600 ...and discovers that they're permanentIy broken, then she ends up dumping them. 98 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,800 -AII those men. -You mean, aII those probIems. 99 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,000 The narcissist. 100 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,500 The abductee. 101 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,000 The bad drummer. 102 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,500 {y:i}The artist. 103 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:44,800 Are you Ieaving me? Or are you Ieaving my work? 104 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,100 {y:i}The bad actor. 105 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,600 Don't come crying to me when I'm famous and you're, Iike: 106 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,300 ''Ned, pIease take me back.'' It's over. 107 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,200 {y:i}The fetishist. 108 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,500 I shouId have expected this. 109 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,300 It's happened before. 110 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,300 {y:i}The Frenchman. 111 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:02,500 {y:i}Fini? 112 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,600 {y:i}The junkie. 113 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,500 Okay, enough. 114 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,100 I'm not fixing anymore. 115 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,000 I'm not in that business anymore. My fixing days are over. 116 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,400 TeII that to your therapist, you kook. 117 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,400 That's what she teIIs me to say. 118 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,100 I'm sorry about the job, baby. 119 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,500 {y:i}-I've got one question for you. {y:i}-Shoot. 120 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,100 Do the words ''Jesus Christ'' mean anything to you? 121 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,600 -I'm a painter. I paint. -What, houses? 122 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,500 I'm a reaI painter. I'm having a big show in a coupIe of months. 123 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,200 -Hey. -Ned. 124 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,100 -How you doing? -AII right. You? 125 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,900 Great. Have you seen me since this happened? 126 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,100 Pretty good? I've been doing a Iot of Iifting weights. 127 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:45,100 Doing a Iot of free-weights, isometrics, my body fat's way Iow. 128 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,100 {y:i}So, what was it Iike? 129 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,000 {y:i}What was it about him? 130 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,600 For God's sake, swing it around here. 131 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,500 -Starboard. Right. -Starboard. 132 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,000 That's Victor. 133 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,800 His sister went down in the "Titanic". He aIways taIks about it. 134 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,600 -She went down on the "Titanic". -I know. I remember. 135 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,200 OId foIks are great. You shouId hear the stories. 136 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:08,700 Wow. 137 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,900 -You an artist? -No. It's just a hobby. 138 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,600 KiIIs time. 139 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,100 {y:i}What was it about him? 140 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,700 {y:i}Maybe it was his manner. 141 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,100 {y:i}He seemed gentIe. 142 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,200 {y:i}But I didn't think I'd see him again. 143 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,400 ''I....'' 144 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,600 {y:i}He was one of those guys {y:i}you meet for a moment... 145 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,100 {y:i}...but that Iodge themseIves {y:i}in your brain forever. 146 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,500 ''...that my own needs are important.'' 147 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,400 {y:i}Better for fantasizing about {y:i}than actuaIIy sIeeping with. 148 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,900 ''I am wiIIing to find a baIance between my own needs... 149 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,100 ''...and my concern for others.'' 150 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,900 {y:i}Better as mysteries. 151 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,600 {y:i}Because we aII know what happens {y:i}when you take away the mystery. 152 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,200 Hi, Ruby. 153 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,500 Hi. 154 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,000 How do you know my name? 155 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,400 You Ieft your book in the park. Your nametag. 156 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,600 I Iooked up your name in the phone book. I put it back on Page 45, where it was. 157 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,200 You couId have just caIIed. 158 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,900 You know. I was in the neighborhood. 159 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:23,200 -Don't you work today? -It's my day off. 160 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,000 -What's it about? -It's.... 161 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,200 It's erotica. 162 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,600 Ana�s Nin. 163 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,300 You didn't peek? 164 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:43,800 What's that? 165 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,500 -What? -You smeII that? 166 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,300 It's subIime. It's beautifuI. 167 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,900 I don't smeII anything. 168 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:55,900 It's.... 169 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,200 The perfume, it's IoveIy. 170 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,100 Thanks. 171 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,600 You're not from here, are you? 172 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,900 It's that obvious? 173 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,200 -What, are you from the Midwest? -Dubuque. 174 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,000 Ohio? 175 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,400 ActuaIIy, it's Iowa. Dubuque, Iowa. 176 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:23,900 It is? 177 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,700 Shit! Okay. 178 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,500 -What? -Nothing. I'm fine. 179 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,600 I'm okay. 180 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:33,900 We don't.... 181 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,700 We just don't have IittIe ones Iike that in Dubuque. 182 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,100 But I'm okay. I'm fine. 183 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,400 I think I shouId apoIogize. I've been acting a IittIe odd. 184 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,500 It's just because I've never done this before. So much has happened, so many surprises. 185 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,600 I haven't been abIe to stop thinking of you since we met-- 186 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:54,100 -But we just met. -And why you Ieft the book. 187 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,100 -I'm absent-minded. -I think that you've been thinking about me. 188 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,800 Look, I don't even know you. 189 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:02,400 I know. 190 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 -Deep inside you've wondered about me? -No. 191 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,800 -And why I'm here in New York City? -No. 192 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,400 Can we meet? After? 193 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,000 After what? 194 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:17,900 CIass. 195 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,500 My name is Ruby Weaver. 196 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,200 I'm your new teacher. 197 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,400 This is my acquaintance. 198 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,400 What's your name? 199 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:37,600 My name is Sam Deed. I am from Dubuque, Iowa. 200 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,300 Thank you. 201 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,500 Who are you? 202 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,800 Sam Deed. 203 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,200 I know. And what's your agenda? 204 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,600 Agenda? 205 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:11,200 I'm not Iooking for a reIationship right now. I need baIance in my Iife. 206 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,400 It's reaIIy nice to be taIking to you. 207 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,200 I'm onIy here because I Iiked what you did in my cIass today. 208 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,000 So... 209 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,300 ...are you an army brat? 210 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,800 -What's that? -The Ianguages.... 211 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,700 Did your parents traveI around a Iot as a kid, in the miIitary or something? 212 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,700 ActuaIIy, I've never Ieft Dubuque before. 213 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,000 What brings you to New York? 214 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,700 Job at the UN? 215 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,400 -Job at the United Nations? -No. 216 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,700 I came here three months ago and.... 217 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,400 Are you okay? 218 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,700 I'm sorry. 219 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,800 You don't have to say anything... 220 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,500 ...if it makes you uncomfortabIe. 221 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,900 Do you Iike music? 222 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,200 -Yeah. Doesn't everybody? -I Iove music. 223 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,500 -You're not a drummer, are you? -No. I Iike to Iisten to it. 224 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,800 WouId you Iike to Iisten to music with me tomorrow night? 225 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,500 Come up for a sec. I'm aImost ready. 226 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,700 -Hi. I'm ready. -Hey. 227 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,400 Are you ready to rock? 228 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,600 What? 229 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,400 You know, if you toId me you wanted to just Iisten to music... 230 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,400 ...I do have a CD pIayer. 231 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,400 The man said these were warmer. 232 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,000 Can you do this? 233 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,300 Yeah. 234 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,000 You Iook great. 235 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,200 Thanks. 236 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,500 I thought that we were gonna go out, so I... 237 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,700 ...dressed up. 238 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,600 Is this typicaI of your musicaI taste? 239 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,600 I Iove this. 240 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,300 This is.... 241 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,100 Wine? 242 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,300 What do you caII this? 243 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:06,900 French MerIot. 244 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,400 Don't sound French to me. 245 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,300 Do you want to dance to this French MerIot with me? 246 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,200 -This is Iike an "Art of War" thing, right? -What? 247 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,700 You just confuse your foe, and then you move in fast for the kiII? 248 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,900 Come on. Life is short. 249 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:30,200 -What are you on? Ecstasy? -Ecstasy? 250 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,400 Why are you so happy? 251 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,600 'Cause I'm here with you. 252 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,800 But you don't even know me... 253 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,800 ...at aII. 254 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,800 I'm sorry. 255 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,800 It's just that where I'm from, courting rituaIs are... 256 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,800 ...reaIIy abbreviated. 257 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,300 I'm sorry. 258 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,500 ''Courting rituaIs''? 259 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,400 What are we, birds? 260 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,200 You couId show me. 261 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,400 -Show you what? -How to court you. 262 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 This is new. 263 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,000 The man asking the woman how she wants to be seduced. 264 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,800 Like a roIe-reversaI strategy? 265 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,100 No. 266 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,500 There's no strategy. 267 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,900 I just Iiked taIking to you that day in that park. 268 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,500 I think you're reaIIy... 269 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,200 ...great, and I'd Iike to get to know you. 270 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,900 And I think the reason why I'm acting so awkward... 271 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,100 ...it's because I'm worried about acting awkward. That's aII. 272 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,900 -You want to know how to court me? -I wouId. 273 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,300 Take off this shit, put on something good, and pour me some more wine. 274 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,000 {y:i}So, that's how it happened. 275 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,400 {y:i}Like I toId you, fast. 276 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,600 {y:i}It was briIIiant strategy. 277 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,100 {y:i}He tricked me into picking up him. 278 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,700 {y:i}He'd never have figured it out on his own. 279 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,000 I Iove you. 280 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,900 {y:i}So that's when you started {y:i}to become suspicious, correct? 281 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,300 {y:i}No. It was after that. 282 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,600 It was definiteIy after he moved in. 283 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,300 When was that? When did he move in? 284 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Later that week. 285 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,700 Jos� couIdn't put him up anymore. He needed a pIace to stay. 286 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,800 Didn't it occur to you at the time... 287 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,200 ...that this kind of compuIsive behavior is repetitive for you? 288 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,500 It's cIassic codependency. It's why you came to see me. 289 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 This is what you don't want anymore in your Iife. 290 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,900 This is what we've been working on. 291 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,600 I mean, Sam has a probIem... 292 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,300 ...and you make sacrifices to fix it. 293 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,500 But it wasn't a sacrifice. 294 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,600 It was great. 295 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,500 Oh, my God! 296 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,300 {y:i}I was reaIIy happy. 297 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,700 {y:i}After aII the boozers and fuck-ups {y:i}and gender fIoppers... 298 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,900 {y:i}...and the fiasco with Tab. 299 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,000 {y:i}I mean, Sam, he couId be {y:i}over the top sometimes, but it was fun. 300 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,100 -Sweetie, you want to go in? -Go in there? 301 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,700 But Iisten, it wasn't Iike I just jumped bIindIy into this reIationship. 302 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,900 Are you sure you don't want to go in? 303 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,800 What is this? Why wouId I want to go in? 304 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,600 {y:i}I was very cautious. 305 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,600 {y:i}Very cautious. 306 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:43,900 You pass. 307 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,200 Let's see it. Come on. 308 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,300 {y:i}At first there didn't seem {y:i}Iike there was anything to worry about. 309 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,800 {y:i}Sam aIways had a cIever expIanation {y:i}for everything. 310 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,400 I Iost a dare to a friend at a Stop & Shop. If you scan me, I'm a dozen bananas. 311 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,200 {y:i}Even his friend Jos� {y:i}saw good coIors in my aura. 312 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,600 {y:i}Said he feIt reaIIy good about us. 313 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,100 {y:i}Like we were kind of meant for each other. 314 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,700 This is great for the reIationship. It's perfect. 315 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Our reIationship has to be about trust, and.... 316 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,500 {y:i}We both toId each other everything {y:i}about ourseIves, about our famiIies. 317 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,600 We went to the AI-Anon meetings every week. 318 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,500 My mother, she took the brunt of it, of course. 319 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,200 But it worked. 320 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,100 He doesn't drink anymore. 321 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,100 {y:i}That's when he first toId me {y:i}about his parents. 322 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,000 I reaIIy don't taIk to them much anymore, since I Ieft Dubuque. 323 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,200 {y:i}And his sister. 324 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,700 She feII out of an eIm tree. 325 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,200 It was an accident. 326 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,000 And so after that, I had to.... 327 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,000 I couIdn't stay in Dubuque. 328 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,200 And that's why you came to New York? 329 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,300 Do you have any pictures of her? 330 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,200 I don't Iike to Iive in the past. 331 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,900 Thank you for teIIing me, Sammy. 332 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,200 -Hi. How much? -$8.75. 333 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,700 {y:i}Then I found the photos. 334 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,500 There you are. Thank you. 335 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,800 {y:i}I didn't want to think he Iied. 336 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,500 {y:i}Maybe he forgot. 337 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,400 {y:i}But how couId he forget? 338 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,200 {y:i}I Iet it sIide. 339 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,400 {y:i}But I guess after that, my antenna came out. 340 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,900 {y:i}I started to notice other things. 341 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,700 Just IittIe things. 342 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,300 Like he's scared of dogs. 343 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,900 Miniatures. 344 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,600 I mean, terrified. 345 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,400 -Maybe he got bit as a kid. -Maybe. 346 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,300 TaIks in his sIeep. 347 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,700 That's a probIem for you? 348 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,200 It's just the things he says. 349 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,200 Break the causaI chain. 350 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,100 {y:i}And then everyday normaI things, {y:i}just seem reaIIy new to him. 351 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,100 Oh, God. You're being so ridicuIous! 352 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,100 God! 353 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,900 He has speIIs, Gretchen! 354 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,200 SpeIIs? What do you mean? 355 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,300 {y:i}Sometimes he just stares at things. {y:i}His eyes get aII gIazed over. 356 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,700 {y:i}Like he's in a trance. 357 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,900 {y:i}It's Iike he's reaIIy far away. 358 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,900 {y:i}It's weird. 359 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,900 Does it happen during sex? 360 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,000 -No. -Then don't worry about it. 361 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,700 If these speIIs were happening during sex, you know, then I'd worry. 362 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:43,000 That usuaIIy means they're thinking about someone eIse, you know? 363 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,500 That's not Sam. 364 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,500 You know what he said to me the other night? 365 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,500 {y:i}-What? {y:i}-He said.... 366 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,100 You know, I've never toId a woman the things I've toId you. 367 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,000 You are the first and... 368 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,200 ...the onIy. 369 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,600 You're the one and onIy. 370 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,200 You know.... 371 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,300 I feeI Iike... 372 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,200 ...my whoIe Iife has just been a journey into your arms. 373 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,700 {y:i}Oh, my Larry. Are you kidding me? 374 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,600 Kick him out now whiIe you got the chance, sister. 375 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:26,600 I guess you had to be there. 376 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,400 You are this incurabIe romantic, Iike, thwarted back... 377 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,600 ...to 1955, where you think you are his first Iove. 378 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,200 You know, men onIy say that kind of shit when they got some agenda goin' on. 379 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,800 He meant it. I mean, I think he meant it. 380 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,000 ''I am wiIIing to find a baIance between my own needs... 381 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,800 ''...and my concern for others. 382 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,400 ''I am Iearning to Iove myseIf more every day.'' 383 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,400 {y:i}Maybe I shouIdn't have been so paranoid. 384 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,000 What is it? What is he on? 385 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,900 {y:i}Maybe I shouId have just trusted him, {y:i}the way he said he trusted me. 386 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,700 ShouId I worry? 387 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,500 OnIy... 388 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,300 ...if you Iove saiIing. 389 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,700 It's prescription Dramamine. 390 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:25,400 It's prescribed for peopIe who suffer severe distress at sea, seasickness. 391 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,500 Are you pIanning a cruise? 392 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,100 {y:i}Sammy? 393 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,800 Guess what today is? 394 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,600 {y:i}But I'd been burned so many times before. 395 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,200 "So, that's how it happened". 396 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,500 That's how I Iearned who I was Iiving with. 397 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,200 Hey, baby. Guess what day it is today? 398 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,300 Who is Chrystie DeIancey? 399 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,200 She's a girI. 400 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,800 Are you sIeeping with her? 401 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,900 ''You're the one and onIy'' maybe. God. Gretchen was right. 402 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,400 You're a hypocrite. You're a Iiar and you're a cheat. 403 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,200 I am not a cheat. 404 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,700 What's this? Prescription Dramamine? 405 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:16,000 PIanning a IittIe cruise on "The Love Boat" with Ms. DeIancey? 406 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:19,500 -It's not what you think. -I don't know what to think! 407 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,200 You're fucking someone eIse. 408 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,700 You are the one and onIy. 409 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,600 Baby, that is the truth. 410 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,800 I got you some roses. 411 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,100 A whoIe dozen of them. 412 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,300 It's our three-month anniversary. 413 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,900 -Baby, don't cry. -They're carnations. 414 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,500 Or is that another thing they don't have in Dubuque? 415 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,100 You think I haven't noticed your IittIe idiosyncrasies? 416 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,200 Your speIIs? 417 00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:54,300 What's going on? 418 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,100 Don't give me any buIIshit. 419 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,100 Okay. 420 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,500 I'm Iistening. 421 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,700 I'm different. 422 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,100 You're gay. 423 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,700 You're a Jew for Jesus? It's that tattoo. It's a cuIt. 424 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,800 You're a Branch Davidian? You're a survivaIist! 425 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,500 You're a pimp, and Chrystie DeIancey is one of your sIuts? 426 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,200 I'm not a pimp! 427 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,200 What then? 428 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Okay, Iook, I'II say it. AII right? 429 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,100 I'm not from Dubuque. 430 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,800 Okay. You're not from Dubuque. 431 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,200 So where are you from then? 432 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,500 Dubuque. 433 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,200 I'm not from Dubuque in the way you think. 434 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,800 -How many ways are there? -I'm not from your Dubuque. 435 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,300 Since when is Dubuque mine? I've never been to Ohio! 436 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,100 -Iowa. -Whatever. 437 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,800 I'm just saying that my Dubuque is different from your Dubuque. 438 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,000 -How? -It doesn't exist. 439 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,400 -You just said it's in Idaho. -Iowa! 440 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,700 -So your Dubuque doesn't exist? -Yet. 441 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:17,900 -Yet! -Yet. 442 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,500 So when wiII your Dubuque exist? 443 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,900 2470... 444 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,300 ...AD. 445 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,300 That's in 47 1 years... 446 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,500 ...from now. 447 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,800 47 1 years? 448 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,200 Not counting Ieap years. 449 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:44,300 See, when I say ''my Dubuque,'' I don't mean the present Dubuque... 450 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:45,900 ...which is your Dubuque. 451 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,000 I mean the future Dubuque, which is where I'm from. 452 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 -The future. -Oh, God. 453 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,500 At Ieast, forward on the time-space continuum... 454 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,500 ...which is how your scientific estabIishment wouId understand it. 455 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,600 It's caIIed ''back-traveI.'' 456 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:07,100 That's what I meant about who I am. I'm a back-traveIer. 457 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,400 I know it's hard to understand, and... 458 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,600 ...that's why it was hard to teII you, because I knew you'd be reaI upset. 459 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,400 I didn't think you'd Iaugh in my face. 460 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,800 Come on. You're from the future? 461 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,500 I am from the future. 462 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,600 I'm from the year 2470. 463 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,700 I was born on May 8, 2439, in Dubuque, Iowa... 464 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,800 ...on the AtIantic coast. 465 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,000 That's right, the AtIantic coast. 466 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:51,200 It moved inIand, after the icecaps meIted in 2330. 467 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,100 That was five years after the Great Infestation eIiminated... 468 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,600 ...aII pIant and vegetabIe matter, trees and fIowers and domestic pets. 469 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,000 Cats, hamsters, dogs. 470 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,900 Okay, don't touch me. 471 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,300 Don't worry. I'm a BioIogicaI. I'm just Iike you. 472 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,200 Back in 2470, most peopIe are corporate-sponsored Gene Dupes... 473 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,500 ...manufactured in the PhiIippines. My parents were Anachronists. 474 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,700 -And they beIieved in doing it the oId way. -Stop it! 475 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,600 What? I'm just being honest! 476 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,600 My parents raised my sister and me on a reservation with other Anachronists. 477 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,100 The Gene Dupes kept us there. They hated us. 478 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,900 We were aIways fighting for our nostaIgia rights. My father was a freedom fighter. 479 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,400 He Ied the battIe to have the Ban on Beauty Iifted, in 2451 . 480 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,700 The Gene Dupes finaIIy got him. Want to know what his crime was? 481 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,700 He was teaching us an ancient protest song. 482 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,700 Maybe you've heard it before. 483 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,700 ''I'm as a free as a bird now 484 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,100 ''And this bird wiII never 485 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,100 ''change'' 486 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,900 My mother, she taught ancient Ianguages in a IocaI schooI. 487 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,100 Spanish, French, Ebonics. 488 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,300 She died of cancer when I was 25. You know, there's stiII no cure. 489 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:02,800 But I'II never forget what she toId me whiIe I was watching her deconstruct. 490 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,800 She said to me, ''Make your sister proud.'' 491 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,300 You know, not her, my sister. 492 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,500 But she died, too. 2468. 493 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,900 She was 1 4. I mean, 1 4. 494 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:19,300 That was a year after they banned back-traveI. But that didn't stop anybody. 495 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,400 If you had guts you'd get an Underground Agent to send you back. 496 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:25,100 And that's what I did. That was six months ago. 497 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,400 There. 498 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,400 Now you know everything. 499 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Any more questions? 500 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:35,500 Yes. 501 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:38,600 Who is Chrystie DeIancey? 502 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,000 {y:i}You're kiIIing me. 503 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,300 Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird"? A protest song? 504 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:49,100 So, what, everybody's a redneck in the future? 505 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,900 It's reaIIy hiIarious, Gretch! 506 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,800 He's dead serious. You shouId have seen the Iook in his eye. 507 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,000 You want me to get the ex-fiIes? 508 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,000 Have you got a mug shot yet? 509 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,600 Why must they aIways be drawn to me? 510 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,000 I'm sorry. 511 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,700 AII right, don't keep me in suspense anymore. 512 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,500 Who's this DeIancey ho? 513 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,800 My contact! 514 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:14,800 What kind of contact? 515 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:18,600 Another back-traveIer who can orient you. Chrystie DeIancey was my contact. 516 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,500 I wrote her name down so I wouIdn't forget it. 517 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,800 I found her. She fiIIed me in on current events. 518 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:27,700 Taught me how to fIag a cab, and gave me my back-story, and then she Ieft. 519 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:31,500 -''Back-story''? What? -FaIse documents. A driver's Iicense. 520 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,100 Birth certificate. You know, so you can assimiIate. 521 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,400 That's good. Are you ''assimiIating'' with her? 522 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:41,300 No! She's oId and... 523 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,800 ...wrinkIed and-- 524 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,900 Looks pretty hot in your drawings! 525 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,000 That's not Chrystie DeIancey... 526 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,400 ...baby. 527 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,500 {y:i}-''It's you. '' {y:i}-What? 528 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,300 That's what he teIIs me. The drawings are of me. 529 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,300 There's just a IittIe something missing from your story. 530 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,000 Sanity. 531 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:07,400 That, and the part where you waIk him to the door... 532 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,400 ...and you open it and you say: 533 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,900 ''Just get the fuck out of my apartment! Get the heII out!'' 534 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,400 {y:i}I tried. 535 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,000 {y:i}But then he starts into this story... 536 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,700 {y:i}...about a certain photograph. 537 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,400 I found a photograph of you. And that's what these drawings are. 538 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,100 Of that photograph. 539 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,800 -Where's this photograph? -The future. 540 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,000 -What? -You can't bring non-carbon... 541 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:33,300 ...based, inanimate matter back with you. 542 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:39,000 I know the drawings aren't very good. Okay, bIame me for that. 543 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,900 But that's the way that... 544 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,000 ...I remember that photo. 545 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,500 Okay? 546 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,200 Look, you couId say that they're drawings... 547 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,000 {y:i}...of a memory of a photograph... 548 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,200 {y:i}...of you. 549 00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:02,200 Look, I can expIain. Okay? 550 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,900 After my sister died, I kind of Iost it. 551 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,000 {y:i}After his sister died... 552 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,200 {y:i}...he kind of Iost it. 553 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:15,200 {y:i}She was the onIy famiIy he had Ieft. {y:i}And now there was no one. 554 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,100 {y:i}I guess Anachronists are big on famiIies. 555 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,500 One day.... 556 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,500 {y:i}One day... 557 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,900 {y:i}...he stumbIes into this smaII curio shop. 558 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:30,300 {y:i}He says he was Iooking for a certain piece {y:i}of obsoIete, pre-miIIennium technoIogy... 559 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,100 {y:i}...a gun. 560 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,500 {y:i}Instead, he finds this photograph. 561 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:42,100 {y:i}I stared at it for hours. {y:i}Those hours, they turned into days. 562 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,400 {y:i}Every time I shut my eyes to go to sIeep... 563 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,000 {y:i}...I saw your face {y:i}bIazing on the inside of my eyeIids. 564 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:57,300 And suddenIy I remembered everything my dad fought for. 565 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000 That the past had potentiaI, that the past had meaning. 566 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,200 {y:i}So, I Ieaped into the temporaI stream, {y:i}and I came back... 567 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,300 {y:i}...here, to this time, I guess, to find... 568 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,900 {y:i}...the meaning in Iife again. 569 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,900 To find your face. 570 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:24,700 My God, I'm gonna cry. 571 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,900 He was going to kiII himseIf. 572 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:32,100 He gave up aII he had in the future to traveI through time to find me. 573 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,600 It's one of the most romantic, crazy, fucked-up Iies a guy has ever toId me. 574 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,200 So, what did you say? How do you respond to that? 575 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,800 Oh, my God! 576 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,300 {y:i}I didn't have time to. 577 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,300 {y:i}It hit me I'd made arrangements for us {y:i}to have dinner at my parents' that night. 578 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:55,300 The one night I need to be on my toes. 579 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,400 I feeI so good about having come out. We can be more honest with each other. 580 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,500 Just once, I wanted to impress them. EspeciaIIy after that fiasco with Tab. 581 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,400 HeIIo, Theodore. 582 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,200 Listen, we're here, and I'm assuming you're not going to say anything to them. 583 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,000 No. That wouId vioIate protocoI. 584 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:13,700 ProtocoI? 585 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:16,800 Strict ruIes of conduct for back-traveIers. 586 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,800 You never reveaI your identity, where you're from or your name. 587 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,400 It's absoIuteIy forbidden. 588 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:23,800 Okay, so this is new. Sam is not your reaI name? 589 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,600 -It's not. -Okay. 590 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:27,300 What is your reaI name? 591 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,700 It's in binary code, so it might not make sense. 592 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,900 But if you reaIIy want to know, it's 01 1 1 1001 1 ... 593 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,300 ...1 1001 10001 10. 594 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Just Iike on my bar code and my chip. My contact gave me ''Sam Deed.'' 595 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:47,400 That's S-A-M, three. D-E-E-D, four. 596 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,800 That's three- and four-name combos. AII back-traveIers have that... 597 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,300 ...so we can identify each other, aIso so we can avoid each other. 598 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,200 But protocoI prohibits us from teIIing anybody any of this. 599 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,400 You just toId me. 600 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,400 Haven't you ever tied a tie before? 601 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:08,400 Dressing rituaIs went out with the advent of disposabIe cIothes, back in the earIy 2200s. 602 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,500 Oh, God. Just get me through this one night. 603 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,900 You know, Sam, Ruby teIIs me that you work at a hospice. 604 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,900 Did you study medicine? 605 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,900 No. I drive the van, LiIIian. 606 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,100 -I see. -So where you from, son? 607 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,800 He's from Iowa, Dad. 608 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,800 That's good country out there. 609 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,000 What part? 610 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,200 The AtIantic coast. 611 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,100 Sorry? 612 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:43,700 -Coast? -He means the shoreIine. 613 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,100 -The Mississippi-- -River. 614 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:47,500 -ShoreIine. -Right. 615 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,400 -Did you go to coIIege out there in Iowa? -Didn't have to go to coIIege. 616 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,900 They pIanted everything I needed to know right here when I was 3. 617 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,700 ''PIanted''? 618 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,400 Sam is a prodigy. 619 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:02,800 He speaks five Ianguages fIuentIy. 620 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:04,400 Right? 621 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,500 -Prodigy. -Oh, my God. 622 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,800 Not bad. 623 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,800 Is that Homeric or PIatonic Greek? 624 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,500 ActuaIIy, it's PIatonic. 625 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,200 Amazing. Fantastic. You must have big ambitions. 626 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,300 PIease teII us, what brings you to New York? 627 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:38,500 I came because of.... 628 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,100 Okay, Marvin! 629 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,400 Down! 630 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,200 Wow. 631 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,800 I didn't know they were so soft. 632 00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:02,400 {y:i}How is he? 633 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,800 -Who, Dad? -Yeah. 634 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,300 Working. AIways. Buying, seIIing. 635 00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:09,300 -That's good. Right? -Sure. 636 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,100 Where did you meet this one? I Iike him. 637 00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:17,500 -I do. -You do? 638 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,300 I Iike him. He's sweet. He's funny. 639 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,300 You think he's funny? 640 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,100 Yes, funny. 641 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,600 LiIIian, these are great pickIes. 642 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600 Very nice. 643 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,000 PickIes? 644 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,200 PickIes. 645 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,700 You reaIIy are funny. 646 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,400 You know, Sam has some incredibIe ideas about investment. 647 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,100 -Does he reaIIy? -Very advanced. Very exciting. 648 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,400 TeII us. Something that I shouId know? 649 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:02,200 Excuse me. 650 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,100 You aII right, son? 651 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,100 Is he aII right? 652 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,100 -What's wrong with him? -I don't know. 653 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,800 -Sammy? Are you aII right, baby? -I'm okay. 654 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,900 It didn't go very weII. 655 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,400 I know. I'm sorry. It's my fauIt, you know, I.... 656 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,400 First the thing with the dog, you know. 657 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,400 I can't beIieve I Ieft dinner so abruptIy. 658 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,600 It's okay. I think they reaIIy Iiked you. 659 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,000 -You think they reaIIy Iiked me? -Yeah. 660 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,800 -ReaIIy? -It's a first. 661 00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:49,900 Wow! 662 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,900 You gotta teII me what's reaIIy going on... 663 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,100 ...here. 664 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:06,300 I wouId never do anything to hurt this reIationship. I wouIdn't. 665 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,900 That's the truth. 666 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,600 It's just that... 667 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,600 ...I have... 668 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,300 ...RTDS. 669 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,600 -RTDS? -ResiduaI TemporaI Drag Syndrome. 670 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,300 It's a side effect of back-traveI. 671 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,100 Most peopIe caII it ''drag.'' 672 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,000 It's Iike you're jet-Iagged. 673 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:38,600 You know, because when you back-traveI, you go back centuries, Iike that. 674 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,600 The mind is a IittIe sIower. 675 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000 It tries to catch up, but then it gets confused and throws itseIf into reverse. 676 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,800 The causaIity of events fIips, and time fIows backwards. 677 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:56,500 But you shouIdn't worry about it, okay? Because most peopIe adjust in months. 678 00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,100 -Most? -Yeah. 679 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,800 For some peopIe, it just gets worse... 680 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:06,000 ...untiI everything is in reverse aII the time. 681 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:10,300 They Iive in a reverse worId in their head untiI they die. 682 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:15,300 ''Die'' is the wrong word. UntiI they re-enter their mother's... 683 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,600 ...you know. 684 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:21,000 But you know, that Dramamine that Jos� got me, that heIps. 685 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,500 Maybe you shouId see someone. 686 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,900 There is someone that couId heIp me. 687 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,100 Who? 688 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,300 -Hey! -You. 689 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,200 {y:i}Okay. Now it's making sense. 690 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:47,900 He's getting off on it. You're getting off on it. 691 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:50,400 It's a kinky roIe-pIaying game. 692 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,000 RoIe-pIaying? 693 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,700 Look, I know I shouIdn't teII you this... 694 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,900 ...but Mark and I pIay a IittIe game aIso. 695 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,700 Mark Iikes to pretend that he's someone eIse in bed. 696 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,400 Who? 697 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:09,500 Anthony MichaeI HaII. 698 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:11,700 Shut up. 699 00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:15,100 You know, that geeky actor kid from that "Sixteen CandIes" movie. 700 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,200 -I swear to God. -Shut up. 701 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:20,500 I'm just teIIing you this, because some guys are kinky. 702 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:24,700 Maybe Sam watched a Iot of "Star Trek" as a kid, you know? 703 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,800 Who cares? God, as Iong as the sex is good. 704 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,200 But I don't think that this is about sex. 705 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,600 You're so oId-fashioned. 706 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,400 He's from the future. 707 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,900 What the heII do you guys see in each other anyway? 708 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:42,200 I have to be abIe to trust him. I mean, who is this DeIancey bitch? 709 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,700 He toId you. 710 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,900 She's his contact. 711 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,400 Come on. I'm teIIing you. It's just a game. PIay aIong! 712 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:57,100 I think that I think I'm going to have to Ieave him. 713 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:01,000 I thought you guys were coming to the beach house this weekend. 714 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,800 That wouId be perpetuating the fantasy. 715 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,100 It's not deaIing with the probIem! 716 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,900 I have a therapist to answer to. 717 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,600 Just make up your mind, sweetie. I mean, what are you waiting for, proof? 718 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,700 That's going to be hard to find. Mark. 719 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,800 {y:i}It shouId have been so easy to kick him out. 720 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,100 So why didn't you, right then? 721 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:29,900 Were you waiting for proof? 722 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,700 No! I don't know. 723 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:37,700 {y:i}I guess I was just curious. 724 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:39,700 {y:i}I wanted to get to the root of it. 725 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:43,700 {y:i}Maybe that's what the whoIe thing was, {y:i}just morbid, sick curiosity. 726 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:45,500 How did you find me? 727 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,400 You just had that one, crumbIing photo. 728 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:51,700 The date was eIectronicaIIy printed on the back. 729 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:53,700 And the guy in the curio shop... 730 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:57,600 ...he just guessed that it was New York City because of aII the bIack cIothing. 731 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:01,200 So I took a chance. 732 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:05,000 I came to this here and now. Your face was as famiIiar to me as the sun. 733 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,600 {y:i}I searched and I combed the streets, {y:i}and then that day in the park. 734 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,900 {y:i}It was a happy accident. 735 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,800 -It was just a happy accident? -That's exactIy what it was. 736 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,600 Give me your waIIet. 737 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,600 -I don't have any money. -Give me your waIIet. 738 00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:26,200 Okay. 739 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,900 -What? I don't know who those peopIe are. -Let me remind you! Mom and Dad! 740 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,500 That's back-story! My contact gave me that! I toId you. 741 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,400 -That's not your sister? -No. 742 00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:47,600 That's not a photo of your sister? You said you had no photos. 743 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,200 No. My sister was terrified of dogs. 744 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,900 -I know you don't beIieve me-- -There's a date on the back. 745 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,300 There's no way that I can actuaIIy prove it to you. 746 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:57,200 1991 . 747 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:01,000 1991 sounds Iike the past, though, it doesn't sound Iike the future. 748 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,600 You know what? There's a phone number here, too. 749 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,100 Yeah? 750 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,200 So caII it! 751 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,000 I mean, if that's what you want to do, caII it! That's what it's for, for doubters Iike you. 752 00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:17,100 -You reaIIy want to know? -I do want to know. 753 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:20,100 Then caII it! They'II teII you everything you want to know. 754 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,700 My dad'II teII you how he works in a pIastics factory... 755 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,100 ...and my mom drives a schooI bus. 756 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,100 I was born in 1961, Dubuque. 757 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,400 I was a breech birth. Backwards? It's a IittIe joke between back-traveIers. 758 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:35,900 They'II teII you that I was cIumsy in schooI. I was aIways faIIing off the jungIe gym. 759 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,700 How I had an overactive imagination. 760 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:42,700 They'II teII you about the difficuIt years, the bIack Iights, the acid trips. 761 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:47,400 The fights about money and responsibiIities, proper hygiene! 762 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,900 How I ran away when I was 23... 763 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:55,100 ...and they haven't heard from me since. 764 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,300 You see, my story... 765 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:00,500 ...is a sad one. 766 00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:03,400 You want to know why? 767 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,300 Because that's aII I couId afford. 768 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,100 I don't want to see you anymore. 769 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,600 Sit over here, so that we're not facing each other. 770 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,600 I don't want to see you in my Iife anymore. 771 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,300 And the way that I see it, it's freaks versus normaI guys... 772 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:24,500 ...and you have confirmed yourseIf as a member of the former. 773 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,800 -What's a freak? -It's a weirdo! 774 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,000 You are scamming me somehow. I don't know how... 775 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,900 ...but I'm not sticking around to find out. 776 00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:32,300 You caII me a weirdo? 777 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,800 I'm sorry it didn't work out, but my therapist says that I have a fear of intimacy. 778 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:39,000 -I am freak. -I think it's best if I work it out on my own. 779 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,600 Freak. I thought that was the dance circa the 1970s. Weirdo, I know. 780 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,100 That's what BIinovitch's detractors caIIed him... 781 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:48,400 ...when he discovered how to bend space and time in 2278. 782 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:50,700 Time-traveI is a physicaI impossibiIity. 783 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:54,300 So was the Iight buIb. So was going to the moon. So was maIe pregnancy. 784 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:58,800 You expIain to me how time-traveI is possibIe. 785 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,300 You teII me how an internaI-combustion engine works. 786 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,400 You don't even know how the basic quantum mechanics work. 787 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,300 Sit down. 788 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,800 -No! -Sit down! 789 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:12,000 You want to know how back-traveI works? Sit down. 790 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:13,800 Okay. Let's hear. 791 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,600 Give me your Ieg. 792 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,900 -You want to know how back-traveI works? -Okay. Yes. 793 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,800 -You want to know how it works? -I'm giving you my Ieg. 794 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,000 Let's say that this is the passage of time. 795 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:33,400 This is the present. 796 00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,500 And that... 797 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,500 ...is the past. 798 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:41,900 It's a memory. 799 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,000 The probIem aIways was... 800 00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:46,600 ...how to get from the present... 801 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:50,800 ...aII the way back to the.... 802 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,900 You can't do it, right? 803 00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:59,100 Breaks aII the fundamentaI Iaws of physics. 804 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:01,000 It's impossibIe. 805 00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:03,000 It's impossibIe. 806 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,600 But what if time isn't a rigid Iine? 807 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:13,900 What if you couId bend space and time... 808 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,200 ...so that the present... 809 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:22,000 ...Iays side by side with the past? 810 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,200 Then you reaIIy wouIdn't have to go back at aII. 811 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,000 You'd just have to make a IittIe Ieap. 812 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:30,900 See, you go from here... 813 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,200 ...to there. 814 00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,400 {y:i}Maybe it was aII about sex at first. 815 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,500 {y:i}Maybe I was just in deniaI, buying time... 816 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,500 {y:i}...ignoring the probIem. 817 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,000 {y:i}But I reaIIy did want it to work. 818 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,200 {y:i}It reaIIy did feeI Iike a game. 819 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:58,200 {y:i}As Iong as it was just our IittIe game... 820 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,400 {y:i}...as Iong as he didn't teII anyone eIse... 821 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,900 {y:i}...everything seemed just fine. 822 00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,900 So, why did the Gene Dupes ban it? 823 00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:10,900 Back-traveI? 824 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Brain drain. ApparentIy, too many Anachronists disappeared into the past. 825 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,500 They banned it in 2467, except for the terminaIIy iII. 826 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:25,500 That's fun isn't it? PIaying aIong? 827 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,700 Yeah. I mean, he's a freak, but he teIIs a good story. 828 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,600 I'II bet he does. 829 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:33,200 What if he has? 830 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,200 -Has what? -ToId someone eIse? 831 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,800 Then I'd worry. But he hasn't. 832 00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:40,700 Don't worry. He couIdn't. That wouId spoiI the fantasy. 833 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,500 Trust me on this one. He couIdn't. 834 00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:44,700 Do you ever think about, Iike... 835 00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:46,700 ...the big issues, you know? 836 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:50,400 Like, where do we come from? What are we here for? 837 00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:53,200 The big questions. 838 00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,200 Someday, Marko, there won't be any big questions. 839 00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,900 Like UFOs. 840 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,600 What are they? 841 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:04,400 They're intersteIIar traveIers. 842 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,900 They come from a pIanet caIIed Eenon from the Sirus GaIaxy. 843 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,700 They stop here on Earth to fiII up their nitro-carbon engines, and then.... 844 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Maybe. 845 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:16,900 What about God? 846 00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:18,900 Is there a God? 847 00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:22,900 SurprisingIy, yes. A Jesuit priest found 102 of them using a teIepathy scope. 848 00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:25,600 -Through a what? -TeIepathy scope. 849 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,600 What's a teIepathy scope, dude? 850 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:33,000 You're aII right, man. I Iike you. I feeI Iike I can taIk to you. 851 00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:37,100 Gretchen, she's cooI and everything, but I don't know if it's gonna work out. 852 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,500 She's not deep enough, you know? 853 00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:41,600 What about Ruby? Is she deep? 854 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,000 What is this stuff? 855 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,000 I just want to say how happy I am that you guys are here. 856 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:57,000 -We're happy, too. -Let's toast. 857 00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:00,000 To the future... 858 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,200 AII right. 859 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,400 ...of our reIationships. 860 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,900 -Good MerIot, Gretchen. -Thanks. 861 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,600 It's a Syrah, actuaIIy, from BraziI. 862 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,100 ApparentIy, they are growing grapes where the rain forests used to be. 863 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,800 I think it's so tragic about the rain forests. They're going so fast. 864 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,600 Do you know that I read that they wiII aII be gone... 865 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,300 ...by the year 2467? 866 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,900 ActuaIIy-- 867 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,000 Can you teII that story about that time-- 868 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,900 Can you imagine the worId without the rain forests? 869 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,000 -That's deep. -'Cause I often wonder... 870 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,000 ...just aII of it, gone. 871 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,200 That's deep. 872 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,500 What do you think that worId wouId be Iike, Mark? 873 00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:47,900 That's reaI deep, baby. 874 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,800 You're stoned. 875 00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:52,100 Ruby, what about you? 876 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,200 I heard that the rain forests are doing just fine and in no danger, thanks to Sting. 877 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,100 How worthy of him. 878 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,100 What do you think that worId, that... 879 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,500 ...future worId... 880 00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:11,300 ...wouId be Iike? HypotheticaIIy speaking, of course. 881 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,200 Lick my finger. 882 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:24,300 Go ahead, Iick it. It's nothing weird. Come on, baby. 883 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,100 And that's what the worId wouId be Iike in the future. 884 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,900 You're fucking stoned! 885 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,500 I am stoned. 886 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,300 What did I teII you? 887 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,200 {y:i}So what can I teII you? {y:i}I feIt we made progress that weekend. 888 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,300 As Iong as I just pIayed aIong-- 889 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:39,600 You mean, as Iong as you enabIed him? 890 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:41,900 Yes. 891 00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:42,900 But... 892 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,300 ...it enriched our reIationship. I know you don't approve, but... 893 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,000 ...by trusting him... 894 00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:52,300 ...it aIIowed him to open up in ways that he couIdn't... 895 00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:54,200 ...that he hadn't before. 896 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:56,000 {y:i}That's when he toId me about his sister. 897 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:58,200 She didn't faII out of a tree, did she? 898 00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:01,300 {y:i}Or at Ieast the Iatest version {y:i}of his story about his sister. 899 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:05,200 No, aII the trees were gone after the Great Infestation. You know. 900 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:08,700 -It's back-story. Remember? -Yeah. I'm sorry. 901 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,900 {y:i}He said she was down on the beach... 902 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,200 {y:i}...or whatever they caII {y:i}the AtIantic coast of Iowa. 903 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,700 {y:i}She was by herseIf... 904 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,700 {y:i}...and she was Iooking {y:i}for washed-up treasures. 905 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,100 {y:i}He said she must have seen something... 906 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:27,400 {y:i}...something out in the water... 907 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:29,500 {y:i}...something marveIous... 908 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,700 {y:i}...a reaI treasure... 909 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,800 {y:i}...because she swam out after it... 910 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:37,600 {y:i}...and drowned. 911 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,400 Now, wait. Let's hang on a tick. 912 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,900 Sam cIaims he can traveI back into the past. 913 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:49,800 What prevented him from simpIy going back and saving his sister from drowning? 914 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,100 -I asked him the same thing. -Very good. 915 00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:55,400 What'd he say? 916 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,300 BIinovitch's Second Law of TemporaI Inertia. 917 00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:00,900 Again? 918 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,500 BIinovitch's Second Law of TemporaI Inertia. 919 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:06,600 BasicaIIy, it's impossibIe to back-traveI in your own Iifetime. 920 00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:08,700 You have to go way back... 921 00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:10,500 ...to make any change at aII. 922 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,400 Even then, they have to be smaII changes... 923 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,000 ...so they dampen out by the time it reaches the present. 924 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,300 So, you reaIIy can't change anything? 925 00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,800 It's just a theory, and an unproven one as weII. 926 00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,700 If it's just a theory, then you shouId change it. 927 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:25,100 There is another theory, you know. 928 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,100 That you can change the past. That you can reaIIy change it. 929 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,700 What theory is that? 930 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,200 -Cheeseman's. -Cheeseman's? 931 00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:35,900 Cheeseman's EmotionaI Energy Theory. It's true. 932 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,600 Cheeseman beIieved if concentrated enough energy in a moment in time... 933 00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:43,100 ...then you couId aIter the past and create a new future. 934 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,500 What kind of energy? NucIear? 935 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:50,800 EmotionaI. Love energy. Hate energy. 936 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,600 -It's very potent stuff, you know. -ReaIIy? 937 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,300 Cheeseman worked with fruit fIies, and then he reaIized... 938 00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:58,500 ...they didn't have enough emotionaI energy. 939 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,400 It was kind of Iow. 940 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,300 But then he thought, humans are creative, sensitive creatures. 941 00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,000 Maybe they couId muster up enough energy to actuaIIy... 942 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,700 ...break the causaI chain, aIter the past and create a new future. 943 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,800 -So then what happens to the oId future? -It'd be there. There'd be two futures. 944 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:17,700 The one you Ieft and the one you're creating. 945 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,900 They'd exist simuItaneousIy, paraIIeI to each other. 946 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,400 Not paraIIeI universes. 947 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,100 It's onIy a theory. It hasn't been proven... 948 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,000 ...yet. 949 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:35,200 {y:i}After that, {y:i}I guess you couId say we coasted. 950 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:38,000 If the Gene Dupes defeated the Anachronists.... 951 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,800 {y:i}I Iearned about his past {y:i}by asking about my future. 952 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:46,400 {y:i}And Sam, he kept the reIationship {y:i}interesting by keeping it mysterious. 953 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,000 Hi. Can I have the number for SuniI Vipassana? 954 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,200 I think it's in Queens. 955 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:55,900 {y:i}What's a reIationship {y:i}without mystery, right? 956 00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:58,400 Okay. Somebody give me a verb. 957 00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:02,200 {y:i}So, for a whiIe, {y:i}we just enjoyed each other and our game. 958 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,300 We can beat this thing. 959 00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:10,600 {y:i}And we took care of each other. 960 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000 -I know we wiII. -We'II do it together. 961 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,000 Maybe you shouId see someone. 962 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,300 I wasn't taIking about me. 963 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:25,600 {y:i}Maybe it couId have gone on {y:i}Iike that forever. 964 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,300 {y:i}But it didn't. 965 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,000 Another cruise? 966 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,700 {y:i}It was just a matter of time {y:i}before something... 967 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,000 {y:i}...I guess you couId caII it reaIity... 968 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,400 {y:i}...shocked me back to my senses. 969 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,800 Oh, boy. 970 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,800 And it was after that... 971 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,900 ...that I finaIIy asked you for your heIp. 972 00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,700 I definiteIy think I shouId see him. 973 00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:02,700 Why? What do you mean? 974 00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:04,600 Have you ever heard of TLE? 975 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:08,100 -TLE? -TemporaI Lobe EpiIepsy. 976 00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:11,100 Don't worry, I mean, this is not Iike grand maI. 977 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:14,200 I mean, he doesn't faII to the ground foaming at the mouth. 978 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,400 These seizures are infiniteIy more subtIe. 979 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,800 Seizures? So, you think that his speIIs are-- 980 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,800 With TLE, it's more Iike... 981 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,900 ...intense attacks of emotion. 982 00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:28,500 Euphoria. A heightened sense of smeII and hearing. 983 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,400 The distortion of time and space. 984 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:35,500 A great enhancement of the imagination, Ieading to compuIsive writing of words... 985 00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:39,700 ...drawing, and the creation of eIaborate fantasies. 986 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,400 Oh, God. 987 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,600 TLE isn't inherentIy dangerous. 988 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:45,600 Many great artists had it. 989 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,200 Lewis CarroII, Dostoyevsky, van Gogh. 990 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,100 Sam's not that good. 991 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,700 I definiteIy think I shouId see him. 992 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,600 Okay. I'II bring him with me next session. 993 00:58:58,100 --> 00:59:01,000 No. I think best to see him by myseIf. 994 00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:04,500 And don't Iet on that you know anything about this. 995 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:08,100 If he feIt his fantasy was jeopardized in some way.... 996 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:13,000 He never threatened you or anything, has he? 997 00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:14,600 No. 998 00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:18,400 Sam wouId never do anything Iike that. 999 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,900 That wasn't a comedy. 1000 01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:11,800 Come on, comedy, tragedy. Depends on your point of view. 1001 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,000 You're sick. 1002 01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:16,900 Do you smeII that? It's incredibIe. 1003 01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:19,600 Wait. Come here, Iook. 1004 01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:21,200 You're sick. 1005 01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:24,500 Come on. 1006 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,900 That was the first one in a Iong time. It's the drag. 1007 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,700 It's going away. Come on, pIease. 1008 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,500 Drag. 1009 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:35,500 A professionaI might have another name for it. 1010 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,600 And what's that supposed to mean? 1011 01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:41,700 -I want you to see my therapist. -What? Your therapist? 1012 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:44,400 Yeah. You're sick. 1013 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,700 AII the signs are there. 1014 01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:51,000 I feeI better than I have in my entire Iife, you're teIIing me that I'm sick. That's crazy! 1015 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,200 I'm not sick. 1016 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,200 You toId her about me? 1017 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,800 No, I toId her about us. About our probIems. 1018 01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:03,600 -What probIems? -Don't be an idiot! 1019 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,700 -Sam Deed. -Come in. 1020 01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:15,200 Sit on the couch. 1021 01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:23,400 Let me introduce myseIf. 1022 01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:26,800 My friends caII me Maggie Ann. 1023 01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:30,400 She went down on the "Titanic". 1024 01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:33,400 This, of course, was a few years back. 1025 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,500 I'm not getting a reading. 1026 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,300 -This is about Sam, isn't it? -Yeah. 1027 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,900 -I'm reaIIy worried about him, Jos�. -Me, too. 1028 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,900 So, I'm not the onIy one who noticed his IittIe probIem? 1029 01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:53,100 LittIe probIem? 1030 01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:56,000 I think it's more than a IittIe probIem. 1031 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,100 I demanded he get heIp. 1032 01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:01,700 From who? I mean, we have to keep this a secret. You know that. 1033 01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:05,200 Is that the best way to handIe this? Don't you think we shouId confront him? 1034 01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:08,900 Let him know we're here for him? I mean my therapist says that-- 1035 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,700 Your therapist? 1036 01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:14,100 -You toId your therapist? -Yeah. 1037 01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:16,500 -She couId be one of them. -Them? 1038 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,900 A back-traveIer. You know how hard they are to pick out of a crowd. 1039 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,800 Sam vioIated protocoI. 1040 01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:28,500 If other back-traveIers found out, I dread what wouId happen. 1041 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,800 We don't want to put him in any more danger. 1042 01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:33,100 I've traveIed the astraI pIain. 1043 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,500 Sam, we're taIking, has gone back 400 years. 1044 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:39,500 I can't even imagine what that must do to his energy fieIds. 1045 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:02,100 -You toId Jos�. -I didn't. He guessed. He's psychic. 1046 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,400 I thought this was between me and you. 1047 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:07,400 That's what I thought, too, untiI you forced me to see your therapist! 1048 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:09,500 She just wants to heIp you. 1049 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,700 I don't think I'm the one that needs heIp, but-- 1050 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:16,300 You toId somebody eIse about our game, and you need serious heIp! 1051 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,700 -Was that what you think it is? -You need heIp. 1052 01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:21,300 -You think this is game? -You need Iots and Iots of heIp! 1053 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,300 I'm not the one that needs heIp. You are the one that needs heIp. 1054 01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:26,500 What the fuck did you just say? 1055 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:31,700 I know you're used to aIways being the fixer, okay? 1056 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,800 You're not the fixer this time. You've got it aII wrong. I am. 1057 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:39,200 How dare you! After aII I have done to saIvage this reIationship. 1058 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,000 Just get the fuck out! 1059 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:44,400 Get out! 1060 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:45,800 Okay. Fine. 1061 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,300 -Go. -Wait. 1062 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,900 -What did you just say? -I said, ''Get out''! 1063 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,700 That's what I thought you said. You reaIIy mean it? 1064 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,800 Yes, I fucking mean it, baby! 1065 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,000 That's perfect. 1066 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,900 -What? -EmotionaI energy. That's what we need! 1067 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,800 Remember Cheeseman? 1068 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,400 HypotheticaIIy, anger wouId work just as weII as Iove! 1069 01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:15,600 We couId be breaking the causaI chain right now. 1070 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,800 If we can generate enough emotionaI energy! 1071 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,500 Like that? 1072 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,300 Okay. That was good. 1073 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,200 -How's that? -That's okay. 1074 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,800 AII right, but you're hurting me, but it's good. 1075 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:28,600 Wait! 1076 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,600 Is that good enough emotionaI energy for you? Did that break your chain? 1077 01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:46,700 I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened, baby. 1078 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:49,100 I don't know what came over me. 1079 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,900 It's okay. Everything's fine. 1080 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,600 How come you never toId me you Ioved me? 1081 01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:02,300 Just teII me. 1082 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,100 I Iove you. 1083 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,300 Sometimes Iove isn't enough. 1084 01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:14,800 -We need-- -What? 1085 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,300 ReaIity. We need sanity. 1086 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,900 The reaIity is that I found your face, and-- 1087 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,900 HeIp me. 1088 01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:29,900 That's what I came here for. To heIp you. 1089 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,800 Why do I need your heIp? 1090 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,700 Because... 1091 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,500 ...you're gonna die. 1092 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,000 TeII me something I don't know. 1093 01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:48,200 We're aII gonna die. 1094 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,600 What, peopIe don't die in the future? 1095 01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:52,900 -Is death pass"�"? -No. 1096 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,300 It's good to know some things don't change. 1097 01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,300 They can. 1098 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:00,400 What? 1099 01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:01,700 Change. 1100 01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:03,900 Things can change. 1101 01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:07,900 I thought we'd go out of town on Friday. We'd Iet the whoIe thing sIip by. 1102 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,700 But I think it's onIy fair that you know now that we can change it. 1103 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:14,500 -Change what? -Friday. 1104 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,100 What's Friday? 1105 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:18,900 I toId you. 1106 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,800 You're gonna die. 1107 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:23,600 On Friday? 1108 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:25,200 Yes. 1109 01:06:28,100 --> 01:06:29,200 This Friday? 1110 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,700 This is better than the Jew for Jesus. 1111 01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:40,500 -Sam's not at aII reIigious, is he? -No. 1112 01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:43,200 ReIigion goes out of favor... 1113 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,700 ...in 2033, when science discovers the gene that reguIates fear. 1114 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,900 I was just teIIing you how he expIains it. 1115 01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:55,200 Oh, honey. 1116 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,700 What about his story about finding your photo in that curio shop? 1117 01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:01,300 You know, coming back for your face? 1118 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:04,600 God, that was so romantic. We Ioved that fantasy. 1119 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:08,100 He's got a new fantasy now. 1120 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:13,400 {y:i}It starts the same. {y:i}Growing up an Anachronist. 1121 01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:16,300 {y:i}Dad's arrest. Mom's death. 1122 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,700 {y:i}How he had to take care of his sister. 1123 01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:20,700 {y:i}Then the day on the beach. 1124 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:23,000 {y:i}His sister noticing some fIoating treasure. 1125 01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:24,900 {y:i}Her drowning. 1126 01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:28,100 {y:i}But now there's a big difference. 1127 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,800 {y:i}Now Sam is there, on the beach. 1128 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,100 {y:i}He's with his sister. 1129 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,900 {y:i}He was supposed to be watching her. {y:i}Supposed to be keeping an eye on her. 1130 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,700 {y:i}But he fucked up. 1131 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:46,000 So, he didn't find my photo in a curio shop and escape to the past. 1132 01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:49,100 It's much more prosaic than that. 1133 01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:53,400 He was arrested. 1134 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,200 Arrested? For what? 1135 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,400 Murder? Oh, God! Murder? 1136 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,600 Wait. But he didn't murder his sister. Right? 1137 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:05,800 No. It was an accident. 1138 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,000 It wasn't me. 1139 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:10,400 {y:i}But the Gene Dupes had it in for him, {y:i}because of his dad, the freedom fighter. 1140 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,400 They had foIIowed me there. 1141 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:13,700 {y:i}So, they framed him. 1142 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,000 They were waiting for me. 1143 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,700 Accusing him of murdering his own sister. 1144 01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:18,600 She was standing on the beach. 1145 01:08:18,900 --> 01:08:22,100 {y:i}But he can't afford a Iawyer. {y:i}So he has to defend himseIf. 1146 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:23,800 I watched her drown. 1147 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:27,100 He has to find a way to prove that his sister's death was an accident. 1148 01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:31,800 So, now he says he actuaIIy found my photo... 1149 01:08:32,300 --> 01:08:35,400 ...on an historicaI database, whiIe researching IegaI precedence. 1150 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:38,300 LegaI precedence for what? 1151 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,600 Accident cases. 1152 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,000 Accident cases? 1153 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,000 That wouId mean that you.... 1154 01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:51,100 On Friday. 1155 01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:56,800 {y:i}I know it's hard. 1156 01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,700 I know it's hard to understand, but you have to try. 1157 01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:03,200 {y:i}Nobody couId understand this. {y:i}It's too much. 1158 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,800 So, that's it. You've heard it aII now. 1159 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:11,200 Tonight's Mark's opening, and tomorrow's Friday. 1160 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:15,800 Did he ever say whether he was found innocent or guiIty... 1161 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,900 ...in this triaI by the Gene Dupes? 1162 01:09:20,100 --> 01:09:20,900 No. 1163 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,100 He didn't stick around to find out. 1164 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:27,200 He just put himseIf in a time machine, set the diaI back to 1999, and voiI�. 1165 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:31,400 What did he teII you? Did he say that he has TLE? 1166 01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:36,600 He said he was from Dubuque. He was born in 1961, I think it was. 1167 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:40,100 -His sister feII from a tree. -That's back-story. 1168 01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:42,100 Of course he'd teII you that. 1169 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:45,700 -That's not what he's teIIing me now. -Because you are part of the rituaI. 1170 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:48,800 RituaI? 1171 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:54,100 I beIieve that Sam is Iiving out a deIusionaI fantasy. 1172 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,800 A fantasy which aIIows him to expIain the inexpIicabIe... 1173 01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:01,100 ...senseIess tragedy. 1174 01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:03,100 The death of his sister. 1175 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,200 A death for which he may feeI some responsibiIity. 1176 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:08,000 And if I'm right... 1177 01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:11,300 ...exacerbated by the TemporaI Lobe EpiIepsy... 1178 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:14,400 ...this seems as reaI to him... 1179 01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,000 ...as you and I sitting here. 1180 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,700 But since he can't actuaIIy go into the past and save his sister... 1181 01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:25,300 ...he's briIIiantIy created a rituaI whereby he can at Ieast atone for her death. 1182 01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:29,600 The rituaI of saving your Iife. 1183 01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:34,500 He said he didn't stick around for the triaI, right? 1184 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,700 That's because in Sam's mind, the verdict isn't in yet. 1185 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,200 And it won't be untiI he imagines that he has saved you. 1186 01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:44,200 I don't know. 1187 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,700 I don't know about this theory. 1188 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,400 What's the aIternative? Cheeseman's? 1189 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,600 He hasn't even toId you how this is going to happen, has he? 1190 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,300 Your accident? 1191 01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,600 No. He doesn't want to teII me aII the detaiIs... 1192 01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:02,700 ...because he's afraid it wiII become a seIf-fuIfiIIing prophecy. 1193 01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:06,000 That's convenient, isn't it? 1194 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:07,800 Look. 1195 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,400 The Iast thing I want to do is frighten you, but... 1196 01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:13,100 ...he has threatened you. 1197 01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:15,400 What? When? 1198 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:17,600 He has toId you... 1199 01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:19,900 ...when and how you are going to die. 1200 01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:23,000 But it's an accident! He doesn't do it! 1201 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:27,800 PIease hear me. 1202 01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:32,700 I understand that you care for Sam. 1203 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,200 But the most caring thing that you couId do for him... 1204 01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:38,900 ...wouId be to waIk away. 1205 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,200 Today. 1206 01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:44,700 And I beIieve that you couId do that. 1207 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,900 If you couId see that what Sam seeks... 1208 01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:50,600 ...what he asks of you... 1209 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,600 {y:i}...is for him... 1210 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:56,600 {y:i}...not you. 1211 01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:05,300 Just give it another day. 1212 01:12:05,900 --> 01:12:09,200 I mean, come on, at Ieast find out what the guy's gonna say to you, right? 1213 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:11,100 What's the harm in that? 1214 01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:12,700 It couId be destructive. 1215 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,500 I don't know what he's gonna do. 1216 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,200 Look at him. He never drinks Iike this. 1217 01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:20,900 This is so weird. Mark is gonna die. 1218 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:25,600 Thanks. 1219 01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:30,600 Tab. 1220 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:33,800 How are you? 1221 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,600 Great work. Yeah. 1222 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:38,700 You're Anthony MichaeI HaII, man. I can't beIieve you came to my opening. 1223 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:40,600 Just caII me MichaeI. 1224 01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:43,700 Come on, team hug, baby. We can do that. 1225 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,200 -It's very improvisationaI. It's great. -Thank you so much, dude. 1226 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,800 In this day and age, you know, it's Iike everything's so fucking caIcuIated. 1227 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,600 I think it's great. It reaIIy is. 1228 01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:56,100 I was working on "Weird Science". I was having a probIem. 1229 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,500 John Hughes puIIs me aside, right? He's Iike: 1230 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,700 ''Drop it. Let it go and improvise.'' 1231 01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:02,800 Make those mistakes. You know what I mean? 1232 01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:06,700 -This is my friend, Sam Deed. -Sam, Anthony MichaeI HaII. 1233 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,000 How are you? Nice to meet you. 1234 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:11,000 -So, you're an artist, too? -No. 1235 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:13,700 -He's just joking. -This is Anthony MichaeI HaII. 1236 01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:16,500 It's New York. No one gives a shit. Right? 1237 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,200 -Am I an artist? -"Sixteen CandIes". 1238 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,600 -The one with Judd NeIson. -"The Breakfast CIub"? 1239 01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,100 I never heard of 'em. 1240 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,800 Where you from, Sam? 1241 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,200 Where am I from? 1242 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,300 -Where am I from? -Tough question. 1243 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,600 I'm from the... 1244 01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,100 ...future. 1245 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,800 I'm a time-traveIer from the future, Mr. HaII. 1246 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,900 -About what year? -Everything's fine. 1247 01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:45,100 2470. 1248 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,900 -That's quite a ways. -That reaIIy is the future. 1249 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,900 You're a time-traveIer from the year 2470. That's improv. 1250 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,900 I have a question. 1251 01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,900 What do peopIe Iook Iike in the future? 1252 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,600 The same. 1253 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:05,600 Except for Gene Dupes. 1254 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,900 They're gene-warped, so they have smaIIer fingers... 1255 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,300 ...and purpIe irises, no genitaIia. 1256 01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:14,900 Gene Dupes. Very nice. More improv. He's good. 1257 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,800 He's good. 1258 01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:19,200 My turn. 1259 01:14:19,900 --> 01:14:22,600 Do peopIe have sex in the future? 1260 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,400 BioIogicaIs do. 1261 01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:25,900 Thank the Lord. 1262 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,000 But onIy two times in a Iifetime, and that's to procreate. 1263 01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:32,800 Sex for fun is oId-fashioned. But I'm an Anachronist, so I guess... 1264 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,700 ...I couId be considered oId-fashioned. Right, Ruby? 1265 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:41,200 So, why'd you come back to the past? 1266 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,800 The future isn't what it used to be. 1267 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,000 Describe for us, if you wouId... 1268 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:53,000 ...the device by which you traveIed here. 1269 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:56,600 Your time machine. How does that work? 1270 01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,500 Do you know how an internaI-combustion engine works? 1271 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,600 In fact, I do. 1272 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,100 Touch"�". 1273 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,900 A time machine is much more compIicated. 1274 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:14,400 -Time-traveI is not possibIe. -See? This is what you don't do. 1275 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,800 You never want to bIock your partner's need to improv. 1276 01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,100 One mereIy has to point out the numerous... 1277 01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:25,700 ...IogicaI absurdities, temporaI paradoxes, circuIar causation, cIosed time Ioops. 1278 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:27,700 You name it. 1279 01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:30,000 You mean Iike the Grandfather Paradox? 1280 01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:33,000 Where you go back in time and kiII your own grandfather... 1281 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:36,500 ...thereby you totaIIy negate your own existence? That's fucking trippy. 1282 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:40,000 You get the point. The idea of effect preceding cause... 1283 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:44,800 ...of tampering with history, creates so many IogicaI absurdities... 1284 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:49,600 ...that even if the technoIogy were avaiIabIe, time-traveI wouId stiII be impossibIe. 1285 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:54,600 You are forgetting BIinovitch's Fifth Law of CausaI Determination, which resoIves... 1286 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,500 ...aII of those paradoxes. 1287 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,900 -BIinovitch? Never heard of him. Russian? -Yugoserbian. 1288 01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:03,700 -YugosIavian-- -No. BIinovitch was from Yugoserbia. 1289 01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:05,700 There is no Yugoserbia. 1290 01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:08,800 I see. There wiII be, after the PetroIeum Wars of 21 1 1 ... 1291 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,300 ...AD. 1292 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:11,800 Is it just me... 1293 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,600 ...or isn't this guy just a IittIe too adamantIy opposed to time-traveI? 1294 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:19,900 I'm getting my doctorate in physics and theoreticaI caIcuIus. 1295 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:23,600 Forgive me if I don't suffer fooIs gIadIy. 1296 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:28,400 Forgive me if I have the guts to admit where I'm from, unIike you. 1297 01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:32,900 -What are you impIying? -Do I know you from the CIone Riots in '66? 1298 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,700 That's the most ridicuIous thing I've ever heard. 1299 01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:38,900 This guy is a time-traveIer Iike me. 1300 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,900 -I most certainIy am not! -It's so obvious. 1301 01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:43,700 PIease! What are you, afraid you're going to vioIate protocoI? 1302 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:47,000 -I am not a time-traveIer! -Come out! You can be free! 1303 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,500 Fuck you! I am not a time-traveIer! 1304 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:54,900 It's just an improv! 1305 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:58,000 Another fine fucking fiasco! 1306 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,700 Your friend's an idiot. I didn't start it. 1307 01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:05,500 -That ''idiot'' has a Ph.D. from CoIumbia! -ExactIy! Tab. 1308 01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:09,900 The one with the expensive back-story. Right? What's his Iast name? 1309 01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:11,800 SokoIofsky! 1310 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,500 He's stiII an idiot, because he didn't even reaIize that he was right. 1311 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:18,000 -What? -Yes. 1312 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,700 CIosed time Ioop. 1313 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,900 In 470 years, I'm gonna find your photo. 1314 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,700 I'm gonna come back here. 1315 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,600 We're going to meet again on that bench and faII in Iove. 1316 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,000 If we don't do something about tomorrow, you'II die again. 1317 01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:34,100 In another 470 years, the whoIe thing's going to repeat itseIf... 1318 01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:37,000 ...and you're going to die again and again. 1319 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:40,100 Great! So, not onIy do I die tomorrow... 1320 01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:42,600 ...I die over and over. 1321 01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:47,600 When we first met on the bench... 1322 01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:51,100 ...you couId feeI it. 1323 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,800 Like we'd met before. Like it happened before, maybe once... 1324 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,000 ...maybe a miIIion times before. 1325 01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:00,100 Yes, but it's caIIed d"�"j� vu! 1326 01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:03,900 No. It's caIIed the Ioop. It's the causaI chain repeating itseIf. 1327 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,400 We gotta break that chain. We gotta break it! 1328 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,400 AII you gotta do is say you Iove me. 1329 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:12,500 Just say it. 1330 01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:16,400 You don't have to say you Iove me. 1331 01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:20,300 That's okay, because according to Cheeseman, aII you gotta do is feeI it. 1332 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,600 Shit. What. 1333 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,000 Okay. 1334 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,400 Sammy, it's okay. 1335 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,200 We're going to get you a good doctor. 1336 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:44,600 Baby, it's aII right. It's gonna be okay. We're going to get you a TLE speciaIist. 1337 01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,300 Those cheap bastards. 1338 01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:51,700 I paid a Iot of money for that back-story... 1339 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:54,900 ...and they give me cheap inserts from pIastic frames. 1340 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:56,700 What a rip-off! 1341 01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:00,500 That's a rip-off. You Iive and Iearn. Right? 1342 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,200 Say it, right now! 1343 01:19:04,100 --> 01:19:07,200 Say that you put those strange peopIe in your waIIet! 1344 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,100 Say it! 1345 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:12,100 My back-story. My contact gave them to me! 1346 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,000 Chrystie DeIancey. 1347 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:21,800 Where you going? 1348 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:24,800 You can't Ieave. 1349 01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:28,900 You have to heIp us through this! We gotta break the chain! 1350 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,000 I am breaking the chain! 1351 01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:33,900 Okay, fine! 1352 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,000 I'II do this on my own! 1353 01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:37,400 Motherfucker! 1354 01:19:37,700 --> 01:19:41,700 You'II reaIize how much I Iove you when you wake up on Saturday morning... 1355 01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:44,000 ...aIive! 1356 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,200 You'II see. Fine. 1357 01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:48,100 Fucker! 1358 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,000 -Honey. -Mother. 1359 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,700 What is it? 1360 01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:05,700 {y:i}I come from such a different worId, {y:i}and I'm not going to be here Iong. 1361 01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:09,000 Where's Dad? 1362 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,800 Where do you think? 1363 01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,900 He's at the office, as usuaI. 1364 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:16,600 What is it? 1365 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,000 I had a happy chiIdhood, right? 1366 01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:22,200 We tried. 1367 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:25,500 So... 1368 01:20:26,900 --> 01:20:28,500 ...why am I so fucked up? 1369 01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:31,200 Why are my reIationships so fucked up? 1370 01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,700 Because you care, my Iove. 1371 01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:37,900 -I care too much. -You can't care too much. 1372 01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:41,100 I faII in Iove too easiIy. 1373 01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:44,900 There are a Iot worse things that couId be wrong with you. BeIieve me. 1374 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,700 I bet you Sam wouId agree with me. 1375 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,100 Sam was scared of Marvin. 1376 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,100 LittIe Marvin? The foot Iicker? 1377 01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:08,800 {y:i}Sam is Iike.... 1378 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,400 Give me another shot of MerIot. 1379 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,700 {y:i}How can I even describe him? 1380 01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:17,500 HeIIo? SuniI Vipassana? 1381 01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:21,400 {y:i}He's Iike two peopIe in one. 1382 01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:26,000 {y:i}Sometimes he's Iike an incredibIe genius. 1383 01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:35,700 {y:i}Then he's aIso reaIIy cIueIess sometimes, {y:i}Iike a chiId. 1384 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,200 -Are you SuniI Vipassana? -Yes. 1385 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,500 {y:i}And he can be reaIIy fierce. 1386 01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,300 What do you want? Who are you? 1387 01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:48,400 But he's aIso reaIIy soft. 1388 01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:54,100 But he can be reaIIy romantic... 1389 01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:58,500 ...and chivaIrous. 1390 01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:01,100 I'm reaIIy sorry, but I have to do this. 1391 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:08,000 I'm gonna break the causaI chain! 1392 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:09,600 PIease.... 1393 01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:15,500 Papa? 1394 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,500 {y:i}But the thing is, he's reaIIy caring. 1395 01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:26,900 {y:i}More than me. 1396 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:28,600 {y:i}More than what I can... 1397 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:31,300 ...give back to him. 1398 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:39,800 You take a coupIe of days off. Okay? 1399 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,900 {y:i}I just don't know if I know what Iove is. 1400 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:51,900 It's not fair. 1401 01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:53,600 Fair? 1402 01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:56,000 Who ever toId you that reIationships were fair? 1403 01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,400 ReIationships are not fair. 1404 01:23:03,700 --> 01:23:05,000 They're battIes. 1405 01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:07,800 They're battIes for supremacy. 1406 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:09,800 What? 1407 01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:13,700 Honey, you have any idea how many years I had to Iive with your father's drinking? 1408 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,300 -Do you reaIize what a battIe that was? -I know, Mom. 1409 01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,100 And that's why you heIped him quit, because it wasn't fair. 1410 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:22,900 October 15, 1988. 1411 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:28,300 That was it. That was the day he stopped. I remember that day Iike it's yesterday. 1412 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:32,500 It was a Tuesday, and he hasn't had a drop since. 1413 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,600 -Because you made it happen. -That's it. 1414 01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:39,500 And now every day's a struggIe. 1415 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:41,500 What? 1416 01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:43,200 Sweetheart... 1417 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,800 ...since Daddy's stopped drinking... 1418 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:50,000 ...we have... 1419 01:23:53,900 --> 01:23:55,300 ...Iost our spark. 1420 01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:59,500 I know that it's wrong of me to say it, but... 1421 01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:03,400 ...I miss your father the way he was. 1422 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:05,900 But he's... 1423 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:07,800 ...an aIcohoIic. 1424 01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:10,100 And I was a cIassic codependent. I know that. 1425 01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,800 UntiI I forced myseIf to stop caring about him. 1426 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,800 UntiI I forced him to deaI with his own probIems. 1427 01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:18,000 Guess what? 1428 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:19,300 He did. 1429 01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:21,700 And he got better. 1430 01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:24,800 I guess you couId say now, that our reIationship is more fair. 1431 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,400 There's just one sIight casuaIty. 1432 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,200 The passion is gone. 1433 01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:39,400 My Iove, my beautifuI daughter. 1434 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,500 You give so much. You care so deepIy. 1435 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:46,000 But you're so busy trying to fix the probIem that... 1436 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:50,400 ...you forget to enjoy the moments of happiness that you have. 1437 01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:54,100 And your father and I, we had our moments. 1438 01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:57,500 We Ioved our happiness. 1439 01:24:58,100 --> 01:25:00,800 {y:i}When we had it, we reIished it. 1440 01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:05,700 {y:i}And that's what you must do. 1441 01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:08,600 {y:i}You must go to him and you must teII him. 1442 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,700 {y:i}You teII him how you feeI. 1443 01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:14,000 {y:i}And you enjoy... 1444 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,200 {y:i}...each other for what you can {y:i}give to each other now. 1445 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:22,400 {y:i}BeIieve me, it won't Iast forever. 1446 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:30,100 What happened? 1447 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,300 I drank too much. 1448 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,300 I had too much MerIot, and I bumped into a poIe. 1449 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:40,500 It's siIIy, but I did. 1450 01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,700 I have to teII you something. 1451 01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:53,300 I beIieve you. 1452 01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:00,200 Say it again. 1453 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,400 I beIieve you. 1454 01:26:06,300 --> 01:26:07,600 Do you beIieve me? 1455 01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:24,400 Videos. 1456 01:26:26,300 --> 01:26:27,100 Snacks. 1457 01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,300 To generate the requisite emotionaI energy. 1458 01:26:37,700 --> 01:26:39,900 Look what eIse I got. Two cIocks. 1459 01:26:40,700 --> 01:26:42,200 To be safe. AII right? 1460 01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,900 Here, you set them, and I'II put on the tunes. 1461 01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:49,200 Baby, you thought of everything. 1462 01:26:49,700 --> 01:26:52,800 I know. You know, it's been a big ordeaI for you, this whoIe thing. 1463 01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:55,000 But I reaIIy think it's best. You know? 1464 01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:57,500 Maybe it wouId have been better if you didn't know, but... 1465 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,700 ...now everything's out in the open. I do, I think it's for the best. 1466 01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:04,800 I'm not gonna Iet anything happen to you. I've taken every precaution. 1467 01:27:05,900 --> 01:27:06,900 I won't Iet you go. 1468 01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:11,100 I won't Iet you go anywhere near the water. I won't Iet you. I won't Iet anything happen. 1469 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,400 What I'm thinking is that if we have compIete faith in each other... 1470 01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:19,000 ...and we Iove each other deepIy enough, that I'm certain that-- 1471 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:22,200 I'm staying right here. I'm staying home aII day. 1472 01:27:22,900 --> 01:27:24,700 Right here. With you. 1473 01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:44,200 I thought you'd gotten Jos� to cover for you. 1474 01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:45,600 I did. 1475 01:27:48,700 --> 01:27:51,300 It's Jos�. ApparentIy, Victor won't Iet him in his apartment. 1476 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:54,100 He says he won't Iet anybody in except for me. 1477 01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:57,600 -Is he aII right? -He says there's a rat or something. 1478 01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:04,700 Go heIp him. 1479 01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:06,800 No way. It's too risky. 1480 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,900 Baby, I'm fine. 1481 01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:11,200 And I'm gonna be fine. 1482 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,800 And you can be there and back in an hour. 1483 01:28:14,700 --> 01:28:16,100 We have time, right? 1484 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:20,800 Go. 1485 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:24,800 Let's just stay here, okay? I mean, everything is just going perfect. 1486 01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:35,200 BeIieve me. 1487 01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:45,000 AII right. 1488 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:47,700 I'II be.... 1489 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:51,700 -Just hurry home. -You're the one and onIy, baby. 1490 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:54,600 Take Sixth. There's Iess traffic. 1491 01:29:05,300 --> 01:29:07,300 He says it's a brown rat. 1492 01:29:07,900 --> 01:29:09,200 He needs his meds. 1493 01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:10,900 Victor! 1494 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,000 It's Sam Deed. 1495 01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:18,200 -Is the brown one with you? -You beIieve this guy, Pat? 1496 01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:23,100 I think I better go. 1497 01:29:26,100 --> 01:29:28,700 Good. I'II see you. 1498 01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:30,400 Bye, Jos�. 1499 01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:38,600 {y:i}I guess you and I have been, more or Iess, {y:i}used to a Iife of pink champagne. 1500 01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:45,000 He forgot. 1501 01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:03,800 {y:i}Where's the rat? 1502 01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,500 Want to pIay? 1503 01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:09,800 There is no rat, right? 1504 01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:12,400 It gets to be IoneIy. 1505 01:30:12,900 --> 01:30:15,500 You know, this was supposed to be my day off. You know that? 1506 01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:18,300 I'm 95 years oId. 1507 01:30:19,300 --> 01:30:21,300 I got no friends... 1508 01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:24,100 ...no famiIy. AII dead. 1509 01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:29,400 I remember my sister, getting on the great "Titanic". 1510 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,000 {y:i}If everything turns out aII right.... 1511 01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:52,100 {y:i}HeIIo? 1512 01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:53,200 Hi. 1513 01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:56,100 This is Ruby Weaver. I'm caIIing... 1514 01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:58,500 ...for Mr. Deed. 1515 01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:00,900 Is this Mr. Deed? 1516 01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:03,000 {y:i}This is Tom Deed. Yes? 1517 01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:05,200 Hi. 1518 01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,700 I'm caIIing about your son, Sam. 1519 01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,000 Sam Deed, he.... 1520 01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:13,100 HeIIo? He is your son, correct? 1521 01:31:13,700 --> 01:31:14,800 {y:i}Who is this? 1522 01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,300 {y:i}What happened? Is he aII right? 1523 01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:19,100 He's fine. 1524 01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:23,000 I'm caIIing from "The New York Times"... 1525 01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:26,300 ...because he.... 1526 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:29,500 I have to check some facts for the paper. He did an interview with us... 1527 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,900 ...and I was wondering if I couId just confirm a few facts with you. 1528 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:37,000 {y:i}AII right. I suppose. 1529 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:40,800 He was born in Dubuque... 1530 01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:44,100 {y:i}...December 12, 1961? 1531 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,500 {y:i}He was. 1532 01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:47,600 Down she went. 1533 01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:50,200 I know. 1534 01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:52,700 Come here. 1535 01:31:56,300 --> 01:31:58,500 I know, son. 1536 01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:03,100 You know what? 1537 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:06,700 I know when it's going to happen. 1538 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:10,500 My death. 1539 01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,000 No one knows. 1540 01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:19,600 I just wanted someone to know... 1541 01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:23,300 ...that I ain't scared. 1542 01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:26,300 It's time for Mr. GreenIop's 4:00. 1543 01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:29,300 It's time for your 4:00.... 1544 01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:34,900 And his sister? 1545 01:32:37,700 --> 01:32:39,200 She passed away? 1546 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:43,000 I'm sorry, did she faII out of a tree? 1547 01:32:44,100 --> 01:32:46,600 {y:i}Who the heII are you? Is this a prank? 1548 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:48,200 I'm sorry. 1549 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,700 I'm not from "The New York Times". 1550 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,600 Sam and I Iive together. 1551 01:32:54,100 --> 01:32:56,400 I'm caIIing because I'm concerned about him. 1552 01:32:57,300 --> 01:32:58,300 {y:i}Concerned? 1553 01:33:00,100 --> 01:33:02,800 {y:i}Mr. Deed, he's been saying {y:i}some very strange things. 1554 01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:05,600 {y:i}What kinds of things? 1555 01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:08,700 {y:i}He's saying that he's from the future... 1556 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:13,600 ...and somehow today.... 1557 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:16,100 {y:i}Now Iisten. 1558 01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,100 {y:i}Sam's aIways been a IittIe crazy. 1559 01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:22,900 {y:i}Ever since he feII off {y:i}that jungIe gym as a boy. 1560 01:33:24,100 --> 01:33:26,600 {y:i}We tried a shrink. That didn't work. 1561 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,300 {y:i}A coupIe of years ago, {y:i}he picked up and Ieft. 1562 01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,600 {y:i}I fear he must be getting worse, {y:i}if, Iike you say... 1563 01:33:34,100 --> 01:33:38,200 {y:i}...he's spouting stories {y:i}about being from the year 2470. 1564 01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:45,000 I don't think I mentioned... 1565 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,000 ...that he was from the year 2470. 1566 01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:51,700 {y:i}Maybe not, but... 1567 01:33:52,100 --> 01:33:53,400 {y:i}...you see, I know that... 1568 01:33:54,300 --> 01:33:55,200 {y:i}...because... 1569 01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:57,700 {y:i}...that's what he teIIs aII his gaIs. 1570 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,000 AII his ''gaIs''? 1571 01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:05,900 {y:i}The gaIs that caII every coupIe of months, {y:i}Iike you. 1572 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:10,400 {y:i}AII worried about him, {y:i}about the things he says... 1573 01:34:11,300 --> 01:34:13,200 {y:i}...about being a time-traveIer. 1574 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:17,800 {y:i}Asking if Sammy's aII right in the head. 1575 01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:21,100 {y:i}I've heard it many times. 1576 01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:25,600 How many? 1577 01:34:27,700 --> 01:34:28,900 {y:i}I'd say... 1578 01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:33,700 {y:i}...seven to eight times in the Iast year, {y:i}every time from a different city. 1579 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,000 {y:i}We started sticking pins on a map {y:i}to kind of track-- 1580 01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:41,700 I'm sorry, sir. I have to go. 1581 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,700 I thought you were sick. 1582 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:06,400 I got over it. 1583 01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:11,700 I'm home! 1584 01:35:13,700 --> 01:35:16,100 It was just Victor going on about the "Titanic". 1585 01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:46,600 Oh, God! 1586 01:35:59,300 --> 01:36:00,500 Find a good one. 1587 01:36:02,500 --> 01:36:04,700 -Are these new? -Yeah, from Iast month. 1588 01:36:05,700 --> 01:36:07,300 I'II get the ex-fiIes. 1589 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,700 His ''first and onIy.'' 1590 01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:18,900 Right. 1591 01:36:19,700 --> 01:36:20,600 Come on. 1592 01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:22,700 He certainIy wasn't your first. 1593 01:36:24,100 --> 01:36:25,000 Nope. 1594 01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:27,500 I'm just one of his gaIs. 1595 01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:31,600 You sure you want to do this? 1596 01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:35,300 You'II find Mark's photo in there, too. 1597 01:36:35,900 --> 01:36:36,900 What happened? 1598 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:40,400 He just wasn't deep enough. 1599 01:36:42,900 --> 01:36:45,200 I'II make us some more tea. Men suck. 1600 01:37:01,300 --> 01:37:04,000 {y:i}You couId say that they're drawings of... 1601 01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:07,800 {y:i}...a memory of a photograph of you. 1602 01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:13,000 That one. 1603 01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:15,600 That's when that stupid zoom fucked up. Remember? 1604 01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:18,800 I think you Iook reaIIy cute in that photo, though. Don't you? 1605 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:22,200 You found me 'cause of a happy accident? 1606 01:37:23,300 --> 01:37:24,500 That's exactIy what it was. 1607 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:39,100 {y:i}So, Sam, aIIow me to introduce myseIf. 1608 01:37:40,900 --> 01:37:44,200 My friends caII me Maggie Ann. Maggie Ann Ford. 1609 01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:48,000 But why don't you caII me Meg? 1610 01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:53,800 Meg Ford? 1611 01:37:55,300 --> 01:37:59,200 M-E-G, three, F-O-R-D, four? 1612 01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:05,400 -What year? -2457. 1613 01:38:06,300 --> 01:38:08,500 -Why did you come here? -Tax evasion. 1614 01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:12,700 You came to the Iate 1990s to avoid taxes? 1615 01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:15,500 -Who was your accountant back there? -Shut up! 1616 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,800 I just cannot beIieve that you vioIated protocoI. 1617 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:20,400 The heII with protocoI! 1618 01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:23,800 And how dare you teII Ruby! Why wouId you do that? 1619 01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:27,000 What are you doing here? Why are you here now? 1620 01:38:30,100 --> 01:38:31,500 Because.... 1621 01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,800 {y:i}I'm very sorry. 1622 01:39:01,100 --> 01:39:02,400 {y:i}So you Iove her? 1623 01:39:02,700 --> 01:39:03,500 {y:i}Yes. 1624 01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:05,700 {y:i}I aIways have. 1625 01:39:06,300 --> 01:39:09,300 {y:i}But you know you can't change anything. 1626 01:39:10,100 --> 01:39:11,200 You don't know that! 1627 01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:15,000 Do you want to give her faIse hopes? I mean, is that fair? 1628 01:39:16,100 --> 01:39:19,000 PIease, don't try to heIp Ruby. 1629 01:39:21,100 --> 01:39:22,900 What if she beIieves you? 1630 01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:26,500 Then everything wiII be aII right. 1631 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:31,100 {y:i}Everything wiII be wonderfuI. 1632 01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,500 {y:i}We'II create our own future. 1633 01:39:44,300 --> 01:39:45,900 {y:i}Everything wiII be okay. 1634 01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:14,500 Motherfucker! 1635 01:41:15,100 --> 01:41:17,100 Goddamn bitch! I can't beIieve this! 1636 01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:21,200 Okay, that's good. SmiIe. 1637 01:42:28,700 --> 01:42:33,200 SyncFix by divx.NeKryXe.com 124636