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Hey, Mr. McAllister.
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Not wasting any time,
are you, Tracy?
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Well, you know what they
say about the early bird.
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Yeah, I do.
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Good luck there, Tracy.
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- Thanks, Mr. M. I'll see you in class.
- Yup.
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None of this would have happened if Mr.
McAllister
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hadn't meddled the way he did.
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He should have just
accepted things as they are
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instead of trying to
interfere with destiny.
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You see, you can't
interfere with destiny.
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That's why it's destiny. And
if you try and interfere,
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the same thing's just
gonna happen anyway
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and you'll just suffer.
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It's hard to remember how
the whole thing started.
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The whole election mess.
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What I do remember is
that I loved my job.
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I was a teacher, an educator
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and I couldn't imagine
doing anything else.
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Mr. McAllister? Mr. M.
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Quit daydreaming,
get back to work.
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The students knew it
wasn't just a job for me.
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I got involved.
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Put down the cards, boys,
this game is over!
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And I cared.
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Come on Wolverines! Defense!
Let's go!
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And I think I made a difference.
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I tried to explain it to him, Mr.
McAllister.
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I knew I touched the students' lives
during their difficult, young adult years.
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And I took that
responsibility seriously.
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In the 12 years I taught U.S.
History,
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Civics and Current
Events at Carver,
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I was voted teacher of
the year three times.
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A school record.
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Teaching was all I'd
ever wanted to do.
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We will not continue the...
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Standing in front of a
room full of young people,
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trying to get them
excited about the world.
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Trying to make them think.
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Preparing them for the tough
moral and ethical decisions
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that they'd face as adults.
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That's how I wanted
to spend my life.
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So, is this a moral situation
or an ethical situation?
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What's the difference between
morals and ethics anyway?
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Anybody? Derek?
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Yeah, ethics is, like, when you do
what society tells you is right to do,
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and morals...
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Yeah, yeah, you're on the right track.
Can anybody help him out?
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Michelle?
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Morals are like lessons. You
know, like the moral of a story.
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It's what you learn from a
story or a fable or something.
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Or a life experience.
Good. And ethics?
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Ethics is how you use the morals
that you learn from the story?
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Yeah, okay, but I think we're
missing something key here.
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What are we missing?
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- Tracy.
- Ethics are rules of conduct...
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Tracy Flick. Tracy Flick.
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I'd seen a lot of ambitious students
come and go over the years,
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but Tracy Flick, she
was a special case.
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Some people say I'm an overachiever,
but I think they're just jealous.
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My mom tells me I'm
different, you know, special.
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And if you look at all the
things I've accomplished so far,
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I think you'd have to agree.
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Here I am as Hodel in
Fiddler on the Roof.
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker
I'll bring the veil
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You bring the groom
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And here I am on KCHS, our
student-run TV station.
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...littering must stop!
Tracy Flick reporting.
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But it was in the SGA, the
Student Government Association,
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where I made my biggest mark. I
never missed a single meeting
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and I'd volunteer for every committee,
as long as I could lead it.
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I agree with Ashley!
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I think we should rent the
barrels ahead of time
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because what happened
last time was a travesty!
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It was ridiculous and I think it really
reflected poorly on all of us...
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Now Tracy Flick was poised to win
the presidency of the student body.
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And so far, she was
running unopposed.
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...determined by a culture at
a certain time in history.
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Oh, there's one more thing about
Tracy I think you should know.
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Her pussy gets so wet,
you can't believe it.
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Don't tell me that! Don't tell me that!
I don't want to know that.
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A few months before the election
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she'd gotten herself in a little trouble
with my best friend, Dave Novotny.
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Foxy
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Dave came to Carver the year after I
did and we hit it off right away.
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Dave was one of those
guys who taught
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because they never wanted to leave
high school in the first place.
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But basically, he
was a good guy.
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Our wives became
best friends, too.
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And when Dave and Linda's
son, Darryl, was born,
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they asked us to
be his godparents.
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B to side C...
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You probably think the worst.
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That Mr. Novotny was taking horrible
advantage of one of his students.
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But it wasn't like that at all.
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Our relationship was based on
mutual respect and admiration.
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I mean, during my sophomore
year in geometry,
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it was strictly
professional between us.
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I mean, nothing.
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It wasn't until junior year, when
we worked together on the yearbook,
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that things got kind of serious.
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One night he took us editors out
to celebrate after a deadline.
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Eventually, Dave and I were left
alone and we got to talking.
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Not like teacher and student,
but like two adults.
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You know, Tracy,
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I noticed that you don't seem to
have any close friends at Carver.
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You seem to be kind of a loner.
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No, I'm not. I'm just real busy.
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Oh, no, I know. I know it's not by choice.
I just mean that...
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That, well, being the kind of
person you are, it must be
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really difficult for you to
find somebody you can talk to.
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What do you mean? What
kind of person am I?
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Tracy, you know, I've been watching
you for going on three years now
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and I think you are one of the most
talented, hard working, sensitive,
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attractive, brilliant students...
No, human beings, I have ever met.
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Thank you.
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And I know that sometimes people
like you have to pay a price
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for their greatness.
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And that price is loneliness.
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I don't know. Maybe
I'm wrong, but...
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It just seems to me like
you might need a friend.
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Since I grew up without a dad,
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you might assume, psychologically,
I was looking for a father figure.
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But that had nothing
to do with it at all.
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It was just that
Dave was so strong
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and he made me feel so
safe and protected.
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It was the first time somebody
ever saw the real me.
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The me that nobody else knows.
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Okay, here, get down, get down.
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When I think back on my
relationship with Mr. Novotny,
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what I miss most is our talks.
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You did it in your house?
In your own house?
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Look, Jim, okay. I know
it seems crazy, but...
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Jim, what I'm trying
to tell you is that
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Tracy and I are totally,
totally in love.
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- In love?
- Yeah.
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It's serious.
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She inspires me in ways
that Linda never has.
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She even wants to read my novel!
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- But you haven't written your novel.
- That's the whole point!
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I've got the whole thing right here,
I just need to get it out there,
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and Tracy wants me to write
it so she can read it!
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- It's beautiful.
- Dave...
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I'm just saying this
as your friend.
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What you're doing is
really, really wrong.
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And you've got to stop. The
line you've crossed is...
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It's immoral and it's illegal.
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Jim? Come on, I don't need
a lecture on ethics, okay?
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I'm not talking about ethics,
I'm talking about morals.
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What's the difference?
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I guess I don't have to tell
you how this all turned out.
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Tracy's mom, she
doesn't understand.
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No, I'd say she doesn't.
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The fact is, I have never
seen a mother so upset.
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All right. I know what
Tracy told her mother,
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what her mother told me.
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I need to hear this from you because
I have a legal responsibility here.
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Let me ask you this.
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Did you cross the
line with this girl?
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I... We...
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We're in love.
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Your novel?
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- Are you fucking kidding me!
- Linda?
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After Dave got fired, Linda kicked him
out of the house and filed for divorce.
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Linda? Linda?
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He ended up moving back to Milwaukee
to live with his parents.
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He's lucky he's not in jail.
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Linda!
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...and ethics are
the basis of...
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Okay, we'll pick
up here next time.
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Would it be possible for me to
retake the test we took yesterday?
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The test yesterday, you
want to retake it?
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Yeah, I had to work late the night before
and I didn't have enough time to study.
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Oh, yeah?
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Now that I have more life experience,
I feel sorry for Mr. McAllister.
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I mean, anyone who's stuck
in the same little room,
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wearing the same stupid clothes,
saying the exact same things
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year after year for
his whole life,
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while his students go
on to good colleges
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and move to big cities
and do great things
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and make loads of money...
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He's got to be at least
a little jealous.
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I noticed it was a
little low for you.
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It's like my mom says,
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the weak are always trying
to sabotage the strong.
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One thing that's important to know
about me is that I'm an only child.
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So my mom is really devoted to me.
And I love her so much.
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She wants me to do all the things that
she wanted to do in life but couldn't.
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Mom used to be a
stewardess for Northwest
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and now she works
as a paralegal.
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She likes to write letters to
successful women like Elizabeth Dole
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and Connie Chung and ask them how
they got to be where they are
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and what advice do they have
for me, Tracy, her daughter.
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Nine times out of 10 they say you
have to hold on to your dreams
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no matter what.
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The pressures women face mean
you have to work twice as hard
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and you can't let anything
or anyone stand in your way.
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Hey! Hey! One per
person, put those back!
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Eat me.
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But you know, winning
isn't everything.
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Win or lose, ethical conduct
is the most important thing.
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Just ask Mr. McAllister.
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Mr. McAllister! Mr. McAllister!
Wait up!
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Mr. McAllister, don't go!
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I got all my signatures. There's 158.
Way more than I need.
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- Hey, that's super.
- Here they are.
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You can just put them in my box and
I'll take a look at them tomorrow.
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Could you approve them now?
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Because I'd really like to kick
off my campaign right away.
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- You know, in the morning.
- Right.
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- Yeah, yeah. Those look good to me.
- Okay.
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- Aren't you supposed to keep them?
- No, that's fine.
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I thought you were
supposed to keep them.
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- Yeah, right, fine. Okay.
- Thanks for everything.
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You bet.
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I can't wait to
start campaigning.
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- What's that?
- I can't wait to start campaigning.
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Oh, well, should be easy for you.
So far no competition.
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Yeah, but you know, Coca-Cola is by
far the world's number one soft drink
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and they spend more money
than anybody on advertising.
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I guess that's how come
they stay number one.
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Yeah. Okay, well, good
luck there, Tracy.
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You know, Mr. M?
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When I win the presidency,
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that means you and I are going to
be spending a lot of time together
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and I for one would really like that
time to be harmonious and productive.
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- Wouldn't you?
- Sure.
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Okay. That's what I thought.
I was just checking.
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- Yeah, good luck there, Tracy.
- Okay.
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I don't blame Tracy for what
happened with Dave. How could I?
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Dave was an adult, more
than twice her age.
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Sure, she got on my nerves once
in a while but I admired Tracy.
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I really did.
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Thank god for Diane. She
was my best friend.
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My source of love and strength.
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Oh sure, we'd had our
share of bumpy times
237
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but we'd always
seen them through.
238
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After nine years of marriage,
we were closer than ever.
239
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Anything wrong?
240
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No. No. Just, you know, school.
241
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When I win the presidency,
242
00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:09,051
we're gonna be spending
a lot of time together.
243
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Lots and lots and lots of time.
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President and advisor.
245
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Harmonious and productive.
246
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Close and special.
247
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You and I.
248
00:19:58,518 --> 00:19:59,560
Hey, B.J.
249
00:19:59,644 --> 00:20:01,854
Christa, what are you doing
here in the boys' locker room?
250
00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:04,315
I've come to see the star
quarterback before the big game.
251
00:20:04,399 --> 00:20:06,692
But what if Coach
Henderson walks in?
252
00:20:06,777 --> 00:20:09,653
Oh, that's okay. I
took care of him.
253
00:20:09,738 --> 00:20:13,949
- So, what you reading?
- Oh, I'm just reviewing my playbook.
254
00:20:14,451 --> 00:20:19,455
I have a play we can practice. You
be quarterback, I'll be tight end.
255
00:20:31,676 --> 00:20:36,472
You know, Coca-Cola is by far the
world's number one soft drink.
256
00:20:45,857 --> 00:20:46,982
Paul.
257
00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:01,038
I was so mad at God
when I broke my leg
258
00:21:01,123 --> 00:21:03,499
at Shadow Ridge over
Christmas break.
259
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,418
Why!
260
00:21:05,836 --> 00:21:09,088
The doctors told me I'd have to quit
sports for at least a couple of years,
261
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:10,464
if not forever.
262
00:21:10,549 --> 00:21:13,759
Which meant no first-string
quarterback in the fall.
263
00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:15,344
It was like the end of my life.
264
00:21:16,096 --> 00:21:18,848
When I got back to school,
everybody was so supportive
265
00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:21,267
and they all wanted to sign
my cast and everything,
266
00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:25,729
but I still couldn't shake the feeling
that now my life had no purpose.
267
00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:29,733
What did God want from me?
Why did I exist?
268
00:21:31,278 --> 00:21:34,321
Sometimes you can search
everywhere for answers,
269
00:21:34,406 --> 00:21:38,701
then one day destiny just walks
up and taps you on the shoulder.
270
00:21:38,785 --> 00:21:41,203
I know because it
happened to me.
271
00:21:43,081 --> 00:21:45,749
Paul, can I speak to
you for a minute?
272
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:48,544
Mr. McAllister changed my life.
273
00:21:48,879 --> 00:21:51,881
And no matter what they
say he did or did not do,
274
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:54,049
I believe he is a good man.
275
00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:59,054
Paul, I know you've been pretty
down since your accident.
276
00:22:00,056 --> 00:22:03,976
Yeah, I wanted to play football
again so bad I could taste it.
277
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:07,396
- And maybe go on to the playoffs...
- Yes, I know.
278
00:22:07,481 --> 00:22:09,815
I understand disappointment,
I really do.
279
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:10,983
Yeah.
280
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:14,487
Now, I personally think you have a
very bright future ahead of you.
281
00:22:14,571 --> 00:22:17,656
And I'm not talking about the
fleeting glory of sports.
282
00:22:17,741 --> 00:22:20,493
- What do you mean?
- Let me give you a clue.
283
00:22:20,577 --> 00:22:22,495
You're a natural born leader.
284
00:22:22,579 --> 00:22:24,997
You're one of the most
popular students at Carver.
285
00:22:25,081 --> 00:22:28,250
You're honest, you're straightforward
and you don't crack under pressure
286
00:22:28,335 --> 00:22:32,296
as we all saw in the amazing
fourth quarter against Westside.
287
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:35,633
All kids look up to you.
Now what does that spell?
288
00:22:41,973 --> 00:22:45,309
Student council president.
289
00:22:46,728 --> 00:22:49,939
Who, me? Oh, no, I...
290
00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:53,651
I don't know anything about
that stuff, Mr. M, and...
291
00:22:53,735 --> 00:22:55,694
I mean besides, that's
Tracy Flick's thing.
292
00:22:55,779 --> 00:22:57,029
She's always working
so hard at it.
293
00:22:57,113 --> 00:22:59,448
Yeah, I know, she's a real
go-getter, all right.
294
00:22:59,533 --> 00:23:01,325
And she's super nice.
295
00:23:02,202 --> 00:23:04,870
Yeah, yeah. But one
person assured of victory
296
00:23:04,955 --> 00:23:08,374
kind of undermines the whole idea
of democracy, don't you think?
297
00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:10,543
- But, Mr. M...
- I mean, that would be more like
298
00:23:10,627 --> 00:23:13,420
- a dictatorship, like we studied.
- But, Mr. M, there's...
299
00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:16,131
Paul, what's your
favorite fruit?
300
00:23:17,634 --> 00:23:19,718
- Pears.
- Pears. Good.
301
00:23:19,803 --> 00:23:22,638
- Okay, let's say...
- Oh no, wait!
302
00:23:23,598 --> 00:23:27,101
- Apples.
- Apples. Fine.
303
00:23:27,561 --> 00:23:30,479
Let's say all you ever
knew were apples,
304
00:23:30,564 --> 00:23:33,983
apples, apples, more apples.
305
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:35,901
You might think apples
were pretty good,
306
00:23:35,986 --> 00:23:38,362
even if you got a rotten
one once in a while.
307
00:23:38,446 --> 00:23:41,156
But then one day,
there's an orange.
308
00:23:41,866 --> 00:23:43,701
And now you can make a decision.
309
00:23:43,785 --> 00:23:47,121
Do you want an apple or
do you want an orange?
310
00:23:47,205 --> 00:23:50,624
- That's democracy.
- I also like bananas.
311
00:23:52,335 --> 00:23:54,003
Exactly. Good.
312
00:23:54,629 --> 00:23:58,966
So, what do you say? Maybe it's time
to give a little something back.
313
00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:00,175
How's that?
314
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,096
That's... No, just a little higher.
A little higher.
315
00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:05,973
- Is this okay?
- Eric!
316
00:24:06,349 --> 00:24:08,142
You can't put tape on the
outside of the poster,
317
00:24:08,226 --> 00:24:10,769
it goes on the back
of the poster!
318
00:24:10,854 --> 00:24:14,356
You better just take the whole
thing down and redo it.
319
00:24:29,456 --> 00:24:32,041
- Who put you up to this?
- Oh, hi, Tracy.
320
00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:34,460
- Who put you up to this?
- What do you mean?
321
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:38,297
You just woke up this morning and
suddenly decided to run for president?
322
00:24:38,381 --> 00:24:42,176
- No. No, I just thought that...
- Thought what?
323
00:24:42,927 --> 00:24:46,305
Well, I was talking to Mr.
McAllister about my leg
324
00:24:46,514 --> 00:24:48,849
and how I still want to do
something for the school and...
325
00:24:48,933 --> 00:24:50,934
So Mr. McAllister
asked you to run?
326
00:24:51,019 --> 00:24:54,104
Well, I talked to
him and everything,
327
00:24:54,189 --> 00:24:57,024
but he just said that he thought
it would be a good idea
328
00:24:57,108 --> 00:25:00,069
and how there's all different
kinds of fruits and...
329
00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:03,447
Well, it's nothing against you,
Tracy, I mean, you're the best.
330
00:25:03,531 --> 00:25:07,493
- I... I just thought...
- Okay. You're on, Mr. Popular!
331
00:25:10,622 --> 00:25:12,373
You might think it upset
me that Paul Metzler
332
00:25:12,457 --> 00:25:13,999
had decided to run against me,
333
00:25:14,084 --> 00:25:16,418
but nothing could be
further from the truth.
334
00:25:16,503 --> 00:25:19,505
He was no competition for me.
It was like apples and oranges.
335
00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:22,675
I had to work a little
harder, that's all.
336
00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:24,968
You see, I believe
in the voters.
337
00:25:25,053 --> 00:25:28,931
They understand that elections
aren't just popularity contests.
338
00:25:29,015 --> 00:25:32,059
They know this country was
built by people just like me
339
00:25:32,143 --> 00:25:33,727
who work very hard
340
00:25:33,812 --> 00:25:37,523
and don't have everything handed
to them on a silver spoon.
341
00:25:38,775 --> 00:25:40,859
It's not like some rich
kids who everybody likes
342
00:25:40,944 --> 00:25:43,028
because their fathers
own Metzler Cement,
343
00:25:43,113 --> 00:25:45,280
and give them trucks
on their 16th birthday
344
00:25:45,365 --> 00:25:47,032
and throw them big
parties all the time!
345
00:25:47,117 --> 00:25:49,785
No, they don't ever have
to work for anything!
346
00:25:49,869 --> 00:25:52,246
They think they can just all of a
sudden, one day, out of the blue,
347
00:25:52,330 --> 00:25:54,873
waltz right in with no
qualifications whatsoever
348
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,334
and try to take away what
other people have worked for
349
00:25:57,419 --> 00:26:00,713
very, very, hard
their entire lives!
350
00:26:00,797 --> 00:26:02,840
No! Didn't bother me at all!
351
00:26:04,801 --> 00:26:08,011
Paul. Paul power.
352
00:26:10,807 --> 00:26:14,727
Paul... Paul for president.
Paul for president.
353
00:26:14,811 --> 00:26:18,981
Promise. Progress. Peanut.
354
00:26:58,188 --> 00:27:01,356
- What?
- I told you, I can't.
355
00:27:02,192 --> 00:27:04,735
It just doesn't
feel right anymore.
356
00:27:06,529 --> 00:27:08,113
But I love you.
357
00:27:10,784 --> 00:27:12,326
I said no!
358
00:27:14,037 --> 00:27:15,996
Hey, Tammy, guess
what happened today.
359
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,415
- Don't you fucking knock?
- Yeah.
360
00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:19,792
Oh, hi, Lisa.
361
00:27:19,876 --> 00:27:21,460
- Get out, Paul!
- Listen.
362
00:27:21,544 --> 00:27:23,754
So Mr. McAllister, he calls
me in and he tells me
363
00:27:23,838 --> 00:27:26,215
- he thinks I can...
- I got to go.
364
00:27:27,383 --> 00:27:29,676
- You dumb shit!
- What did I do?
365
00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:34,973
It's not like I'm a lesbian or anything.
I'm attracted to the person.
366
00:27:35,058 --> 00:27:39,770
It's just that all the people I've ever
been attracted to happen to be girls.
367
00:27:41,147 --> 00:27:42,523
Lisa, wait!
368
00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:46,443
Stop!
369
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,908
- What?
- Where are you going?
370
00:27:53,576 --> 00:27:56,703
- I'm not like you, okay?
- What do you mean?
371
00:27:57,372 --> 00:28:00,374
I'm not a dyke and
we're not in love.
372
00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:03,919
We're just experimenting.
373
00:28:18,142 --> 00:28:20,811
How can something
that seems so true
374
00:28:20,895 --> 00:28:22,938
turn out to be such a lie?
375
00:28:29,445 --> 00:28:31,780
Lisa and I were destined
to be together.
376
00:28:31,865 --> 00:28:34,783
Of all the people on the
planet who had ever lived,
377
00:28:34,868 --> 00:28:38,704
somehow we'd found each other.
It was like a miracle.
378
00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:43,584
We had so much fun together.
379
00:28:43,668 --> 00:28:45,752
Like the time we ate
a bunch of asparagus
380
00:28:45,837 --> 00:28:49,339
to see how long it takes
before your pee smells funny.
381
00:28:50,008 --> 00:28:51,550
It was very scientific.
382
00:28:51,634 --> 00:28:54,636
For me it was 11 minutes.
For her it was 17.
383
00:28:56,806 --> 00:29:00,642
Every day I found a new way to
tell Lisa how much I loved her.
384
00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:03,604
"If you died right now
385
00:29:03,688 --> 00:29:06,648
"I would throw myself into one
of my dad's cement trucks"
386
00:29:06,733 --> 00:29:09,109
"and get poured into your tomb."
387
00:29:11,821 --> 00:29:14,489
But it just seemed like
the closer we got,
388
00:29:14,574 --> 00:29:16,700
the more she pulled away.
389
00:29:16,784 --> 00:29:18,452
- Are you crazy?
- What?
390
00:29:18,536 --> 00:29:21,330
- These are private. These are for us.
- So?
391
00:29:21,414 --> 00:29:24,625
- But other people can see them, too.
- I don't care.
392
00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:26,460
Well, I do.
393
00:29:29,756 --> 00:29:32,174
What did I do to
make her change?
394
00:29:33,635 --> 00:29:35,510
What's wrong with me?
395
00:29:38,681 --> 00:29:42,476
Sometimes when I'm sad, I sit
and watch the power station.
396
00:29:43,811 --> 00:29:46,605
They say if you lie between
two of the main wires,
397
00:29:46,689 --> 00:29:49,983
your body just evaporates.
You become a gas.
398
00:29:51,361 --> 00:29:53,904
I wonder what that
would feel like.
399
00:30:01,371 --> 00:30:05,791
I don't know why, but Lisa
decided she wanted to hurt me,
400
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,251
and she knew exactly what to do.
401
00:30:10,797 --> 00:30:13,340
I sure was surprised
the day Lisa Flanagan
402
00:30:13,424 --> 00:30:16,635
asked me for a ride home
and ended up blowing me.
403
00:30:17,887 --> 00:30:20,097
I've wanted this for so long.
404
00:30:21,808 --> 00:30:24,101
I mean, life is so weird.
405
00:30:24,185 --> 00:30:26,687
First, Lisa has a big
fight with my sister
406
00:30:26,771 --> 00:30:29,982
and the next thing you
know, she's my girlfriend.
407
00:30:30,692 --> 00:30:33,402
And since Lisa knew all about
public relations and stuff,
408
00:30:33,486 --> 00:30:35,988
she offered to help
me with my campaign.
409
00:30:36,072 --> 00:30:37,531
We made a great team.
410
00:30:37,615 --> 00:30:40,659
It seemed so natural,
the two of us together.
411
00:30:40,743 --> 00:30:42,619
It was like a miracle.
412
00:30:45,873 --> 00:30:49,292
My leg wasn't bugging me too much
and the weather was so nice.
413
00:30:49,377 --> 00:30:50,419
And every day after school,
414
00:30:50,503 --> 00:30:54,256
Lisa and I would go to her house
to fuck and have a hot tub.
415
00:31:14,736 --> 00:31:18,280
If that's the way they wanted it, then
that's the way it was going to be.
416
00:31:18,364 --> 00:31:21,116
But I wasn't going
down without a fight.
417
00:31:27,123 --> 00:31:31,877
Tammy? Tammy, what
are you doing?
418
00:31:32,879 --> 00:31:35,714
You're the advisor. You should stop her.
She's not qualified.
419
00:31:35,798 --> 00:31:37,090
She's just a sophomore.
Did you know that?
420
00:31:37,175 --> 00:31:39,342
All right, calm down, Tracy.
Just calm down.
421
00:31:39,427 --> 00:31:41,261
We can't both run, can we?
422
00:31:41,345 --> 00:31:43,638
I mean, we're brother and sister.
Can we?
423
00:31:43,723 --> 00:31:46,183
It's a conflict of interest
and Paul was first.
424
00:31:46,267 --> 00:31:48,435
Anybody who gets signatures
in on time can run,
425
00:31:48,519 --> 00:31:50,228
and she got in just
under the wire.
426
00:31:53,066 --> 00:31:54,900
These are a bunch of burnouts!
427
00:31:54,984 --> 00:31:58,153
And what's this one? It's illegible!
I can't even read that!
428
00:31:58,237 --> 00:32:00,155
That's Tim Kobza.
429
00:32:00,656 --> 00:32:03,366
She's doing this
to get back at me.
430
00:32:03,451 --> 00:32:05,494
- For what?
- I mean at you.
431
00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:07,662
For what?
432
00:32:08,456 --> 00:32:12,751
Tim Kobza? Tim Kobza? Who's he?
I've never even heard of him!
433
00:32:12,835 --> 00:32:14,711
Look, look. Why don't we
just forget about Tammy?
434
00:32:14,796 --> 00:32:17,839
We'll have the assembly tomorrow...
Everybody can make their speeches
435
00:32:18,341 --> 00:32:19,883
and I'm sure everything's
going to be just fine.
436
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:24,513
- Jim, don't. You're scaring him.
- No, he likes it.
437
00:32:25,473 --> 00:32:27,140
No, not that much.
438
00:32:27,225 --> 00:32:29,851
Around that time, Diane and
I were hanging out a lot
439
00:32:29,936 --> 00:32:32,020
at Linda Novotny's house.
440
00:32:32,105 --> 00:32:34,106
Giving her our love and support,
441
00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:37,359
and helping her make it
through a difficult time.
442
00:32:42,490 --> 00:32:45,700
Diane really wanted to
have kids, and so did I.
443
00:32:46,202 --> 00:32:48,787
But it seemed like there was
always a reason to wait.
444
00:32:48,871 --> 00:32:52,332
She had to finish nursing school,
I had to get my master's,
445
00:32:52,416 --> 00:32:55,127
we needed a new house,
we needed more money.
446
00:32:55,211 --> 00:32:57,796
Finally we just
decided to go for it.
447
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,173
You gonna do it?
You gonna do it?
448
00:33:00,258 --> 00:33:02,300
But for over a year, we
hadn't had any luck.
449
00:33:02,385 --> 00:33:05,428
- Just... Just a minute.
- Come on, do it.
450
00:33:05,513 --> 00:33:07,722
- Do it. Fill me up!
- Yeah.
451
00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:11,268
Come on, fill me up! Fill me up!
452
00:33:19,819 --> 00:33:20,944
Okay.
453
00:33:26,409 --> 00:33:27,742
Good job.
454
00:33:35,418 --> 00:33:36,710
Say, Jim?
455
00:33:38,129 --> 00:33:42,174
- Jim, can you get this?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
456
00:33:42,717 --> 00:33:45,343
- Just put it on the table.
- All right.
457
00:33:49,682 --> 00:33:50,891
Without Dave around,
458
00:33:50,975 --> 00:33:53,310
Linda needed a lot of
help around the house.
459
00:33:53,394 --> 00:33:55,520
Where do you want it, here?
460
00:33:56,606 --> 00:33:58,148
More this way.
461
00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:03,069
- Here?
- Yeah. That's good.
462
00:34:07,658 --> 00:34:09,201
I'd always liked Linda,
463
00:34:09,285 --> 00:34:13,038
but we'd never had a chance to
spend any time alone together.
464
00:34:13,122 --> 00:34:14,789
That ought to warm
you up a little bit.
465
00:34:14,874 --> 00:34:17,042
Now with Dave out of the
picture, I began to see
466
00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:20,629
what an incredibly sensitive
and giving person she was.
467
00:34:21,631 --> 00:34:23,715
We got to be kind
of like buddies.
468
00:34:23,799 --> 00:34:27,928
I even took her to the mall one
time while her car was in the shop.
469
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,307
What do you think?
470
00:34:33,184 --> 00:34:34,768
You look great.
471
00:34:35,269 --> 00:34:37,646
I can't afford this
stuff right now.
472
00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:39,522
Come on. You've had a hard year.
473
00:34:39,607 --> 00:34:43,109
You're cooped up all the time with the kid.
Let go. Live a little.
474
00:34:43,194 --> 00:34:45,028
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
475
00:34:47,990 --> 00:34:51,034
So what do you think,
should we get a room?
476
00:34:51,285 --> 00:34:53,119
Should we get a what?
477
00:35:05,675 --> 00:35:07,342
That's not funny.
478
00:35:15,851 --> 00:35:17,602
- How'd it go?
- Fine.
479
00:35:18,437 --> 00:35:20,939
You know, just
went to Westroads.
480
00:35:22,191 --> 00:35:24,109
Did you guys have fun?
481
00:35:26,946 --> 00:35:29,948
Yeah. I mean, you know...
482
00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:33,076
- What?
- Well...
483
00:35:33,828 --> 00:35:37,455
Linda's great, but she can be
a little bit much sometimes.
484
00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:40,959
Yeah.
485
00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:44,170
Oh, God! Just like that, yeah.
486
00:35:45,298 --> 00:35:47,716
Fill me up. Fill me up.
487
00:35:48,926 --> 00:35:52,053
Oh, yeah! Fill me up!
488
00:35:53,848 --> 00:35:57,350
Oh, God! Just like that!
Oh, yeah!
489
00:35:57,727 --> 00:36:00,979
- Fill me up!
- Oh, God!
490
00:36:01,063 --> 00:36:03,523
- Oh, God. Just like that. Do it.
- Oh, yeah.
491
00:36:03,607 --> 00:36:08,111
- Do it, Jim. Fuck me.
- Do it, Jim. Just like that.
492
00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:11,156
- Oh, yeah!
- Do it, Jim. Fill me up.
493
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:16,244
Just like that. Do it, Mr. M. Do it.
Fuck me, Mr. M. Fuck me!
494
00:36:16,912 --> 00:36:19,831
Fuck me hard, Mr. McAllister.
Harder! Harder!
495
00:36:19,915 --> 00:36:24,753
Fuck me, Mr. McAllister, fuck me hard!
Harder! Fuck me! Please!
496
00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:27,380
So like I was saying
497
00:36:27,757 --> 00:36:30,675
things were going
pretty well in my life.
498
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,179
That is until things started going
all haywire with that damn election.
499
00:36:34,263 --> 00:36:36,598
I love Carver High,
500
00:36:37,391 --> 00:36:40,602
and I will be a dedicated
vice president.
501
00:36:41,103 --> 00:36:44,356
A vote for Jerry Slavin is a
vote for good government.
502
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,776
And even if I can't really
stand up for you, I will.
503
00:36:49,653 --> 00:36:51,029
Thank you.
504
00:36:56,577 --> 00:36:58,244
Thank you, Jerry.
505
00:36:58,329 --> 00:36:59,412
Thank you and good luck.
506
00:36:59,497 --> 00:37:02,957
Again, Jerry is running
unopposed for vice president.
507
00:37:03,250 --> 00:37:06,211
So, we'll move on now to
the presidential race.
508
00:37:06,295 --> 00:37:08,380
With three candidates running.
509
00:37:08,464 --> 00:37:12,884
The first, in alphabetical
order, is Tracy Flick. Tracy?
510
00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:24,062
Poet Henry David
Thoreau once wrote,
511
00:37:24,146 --> 00:37:28,024
"I cannot make my days longer so
I strive to make them better."
512
00:37:28,818 --> 00:37:32,153
With this election, we here at
Carver also have an opportunity
513
00:37:32,238 --> 00:37:34,781
to make our high
school days better.
514
00:37:34,865 --> 00:37:39,494
During this campaign, I've spoken with
many of you about your many concerns.
515
00:37:40,037 --> 00:37:42,705
I spoke with Eliza
Ramirez, a freshman,
516
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:45,834
who said she feels alienated
from her own homeroom.
517
00:37:45,918 --> 00:37:48,086
I spoke with sophomore
Reggie Banks,
518
00:37:48,170 --> 00:37:50,588
who said his mother
works in the cafeteria
519
00:37:50,673 --> 00:37:53,425
and can't afford to buy him enough
spiral notebooks for his classes.
520
00:37:53,509 --> 00:37:55,427
- Eat me!
- Eat me raw!
521
00:38:00,891 --> 00:38:02,725
All right, now...
522
00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:04,686
Hey, if you can't be adults
523
00:38:04,770 --> 00:38:07,647
and give these candidates
the courtesy they deserve,
524
00:38:07,731 --> 00:38:10,984
then you don't deserve to be
called adults, but children.
525
00:38:11,068 --> 00:38:14,446
Because that's what children are and
you'll be treated like children.
526
00:38:14,447 --> 00:38:16,364
So let's all listen up.
527
00:38:21,203 --> 00:38:24,873
I care about Carver and I care
about each and every one of you.
528
00:38:24,957 --> 00:38:27,750
And together we can all
make a difference.
529
00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:31,171
When you cast your vote for
Tracy Flick next week,
530
00:38:31,255 --> 00:38:35,175
you won't just be voting for me,
you'll be voting for yourself
531
00:38:35,801 --> 00:38:38,636
and for every other
student here at Carver.
532
00:38:38,721 --> 00:38:43,558
Our days might not be any longer, but
they can sure be better. Thank you.
533
00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:56,905
The next candidate for student body
president is Paul Metzler. Paul?
534
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,761
You're the man!
535
00:39:29,355 --> 00:39:32,106
"As many of you know, I broke
my leg pretty bad this year
536
00:39:32,191 --> 00:39:34,400
"and the experience has
made me re-evaluate
537
00:39:34,485 --> 00:39:37,403
"what I want to do with my
life, and that is help people.
538
00:39:37,488 --> 00:39:40,031
"When you think about it, a
school is more than a school,
539
00:39:40,115 --> 00:39:42,200
"it's our second home, where
we spend all our time
540
00:39:42,284 --> 00:39:45,119
"and grow as individuals
and a community.
541
00:39:45,204 --> 00:39:47,163
"But is our school
everything it could be?
542
00:39:47,248 --> 00:39:50,208
"I want our school to
reach its true potential.
543
00:39:50,292 --> 00:39:52,001
"That's why I'm running
for president.
544
00:39:52,086 --> 00:39:53,920
"I know what it is to
fight hard and win
545
00:39:54,004 --> 00:39:55,922
"like when we almost
went to state last fall
546
00:39:56,006 --> 00:39:59,133
"and I threw the fourth-quarter pass
against Westside for the touchdown
547
00:39:59,218 --> 00:40:02,554
"that won the game by three points. I
won't let you down like I didn't then.
548
00:40:02,638 --> 00:40:06,266
"I promise we can all score a
winning touchdown together."
549
00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:09,310
"Vote Paul Metzler for president.
Thank you."
550
00:40:22,908 --> 00:40:24,325
Okay, Paul.
551
00:40:24,743 --> 00:40:27,829
The final candidate for
student council president
552
00:40:27,913 --> 00:40:30,290
is another one of
the Metzler clan,
553
00:40:30,374 --> 00:40:32,750
sophomore Tammy Metzler. Tammy?
554
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,183
People! People!
555
00:40:53,856 --> 00:40:56,941
Who cares about this
stupid election?
556
00:41:03,032 --> 00:41:07,368
We all know it doesn't matter who
gets elected president of Carver.
557
00:41:07,453 --> 00:41:10,955
Do you really think it's going
to change anything around here?
558
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,958
Make one single person smarter?
559
00:41:14,043 --> 00:41:16,544
Or happier? Or nicer?
560
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:22,008
The only person it does matter
to is the one who gets elected.
561
00:41:22,092 --> 00:41:25,553
The same pathetic charade
happens every year
562
00:41:26,263 --> 00:41:29,390
and everyone makes the
same pathetic promises
563
00:41:29,475 --> 00:41:33,645
just so they can put it on their
transcripts to get into college.
564
00:41:33,729 --> 00:41:37,106
So vote for me, because I
don't even want go to college
565
00:41:37,191 --> 00:41:40,777
and I don't care. And as
president, I won't do anything.
566
00:41:42,279 --> 00:41:45,823
The only promise I will
make is that if elected,
567
00:41:45,908 --> 00:41:48,826
I will immediately dismantle
the student government
568
00:41:48,911 --> 00:41:51,079
so that none of us will ever
have to sit through one of these
569
00:41:51,163 --> 00:41:53,164
stupid assemblies again!
570
00:42:00,422 --> 00:42:03,466
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!
571
00:42:03,550 --> 00:42:06,552
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!
572
00:42:06,637 --> 00:42:09,681
- Tammy! Tammy! Tammy...
- Or don't vote for me.
573
00:42:09,765 --> 00:42:12,266
Who cares? Don't vote at all!
574
00:42:31,286 --> 00:42:32,870
Close the door.
575
00:42:33,789 --> 00:42:37,834
I tell ya, that little bitch
made a fool out of us.
576
00:42:37,918 --> 00:42:40,211
I want her out of this election.
577
00:42:40,295 --> 00:42:42,255
Getting everybody all
riled up like that.
578
00:42:42,339 --> 00:42:45,216
She is washed up. You understand me?
She's finished!
579
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:46,968
Walt, we can't throw her
out of the election
580
00:42:47,052 --> 00:42:48,845
just because we don't
like her speech.
581
00:42:48,929 --> 00:42:51,806
That's not what student
government is about.
582
00:42:52,307 --> 00:42:54,559
Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
583
00:42:54,643 --> 00:42:58,229
Look, all I know is she's a troublemaker.
She's on my list.
584
00:42:58,313 --> 00:43:00,815
All we need to do
is send a message.
585
00:43:01,066 --> 00:43:03,609
So maybe we should
just suspend her.
586
00:43:05,988 --> 00:43:09,449
That's it! Three days. She's
suspended for three days.
587
00:43:13,579 --> 00:43:16,456
Being suspended is like
getting a paid vacation.
588
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,499
Why do they think
it's a punishment?
589
00:43:18,584 --> 00:43:22,253
It's like your dog pees on the
carpet and you give him a treat.
590
00:43:22,337 --> 00:43:26,090
Then you get in trouble for
skipping school, it's so stupid.
591
00:43:26,175 --> 00:43:29,469
Hendricks told me, "One more
time," and I'd be expelled.
592
00:43:29,553 --> 00:43:31,345
Sounded good to me.
593
00:44:03,754 --> 00:44:06,964
- You got it! You got it!
- Over here!
594
00:44:32,074 --> 00:44:33,741
Oh, hi, Tammy.
595
00:44:36,328 --> 00:44:37,829
- What do you want?
- Oh, well,
596
00:44:37,913 --> 00:44:40,832
I went to all your teachers and
got your assignments for you.
597
00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:42,500
I just thought,
598
00:44:42,876 --> 00:44:45,169
you know, last time you got
suspended you fell so far behind
599
00:44:45,254 --> 00:44:47,922
and I just didn't want to see
that happen to you again.
600
00:44:48,006 --> 00:44:51,425
- Thanks, Paul. Thanks a lot.
- Sure, you bet.
601
00:44:53,637 --> 00:44:57,181
- Now could you leave me alone?
- Oh, yeah.
602
00:44:58,016 --> 00:45:00,726
Tammy, there's just
one other thing.
603
00:45:00,811 --> 00:45:02,603
You know all this
election stuff,
604
00:45:02,688 --> 00:45:04,564
'cause everybody's
saying it's really weird
605
00:45:04,648 --> 00:45:08,025
that you're running against me and
everything, and it is kind of weird.
606
00:45:08,110 --> 00:45:09,986
You haven't really told
me why you're doing it
607
00:45:10,070 --> 00:45:11,821
and didn't tell me in advance.
608
00:45:11,905 --> 00:45:16,033
But that's okay, I respect your privacy.
It's just...
609
00:45:16,118 --> 00:45:18,786
I want you to know that
no matter who wins,
610
00:45:18,871 --> 00:45:21,330
you or me, that there's
no hard feelings.
611
00:45:21,415 --> 00:45:24,542
We're still brother and sister, okay?
Even though you're adopted,
612
00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:27,712
'cause... I hope
you feel the same.
613
00:45:32,843 --> 00:45:36,429
What happened at the speeches was
an unconscienceable travesty.
614
00:45:36,513 --> 00:45:39,724
That little bitch Tammy Metzler
wanted to make a fool out of me.
615
00:45:39,808 --> 00:45:41,976
Well, it wasn't going to work!
616
00:45:42,519 --> 00:45:44,729
If all those students who
cheered for Tammy Metzler
617
00:45:44,813 --> 00:45:47,231
only knew how hard I
worked for Carver.
618
00:45:47,316 --> 00:45:49,317
Like all the late nights I
spent at the yearbook office
619
00:45:49,401 --> 00:45:52,236
just to give them their
stinking memories!
620
00:45:57,367 --> 00:46:00,578
One of my duties was to
clean up the group photos.
621
00:46:00,954 --> 00:46:03,623
It was a cinch with
our new software.
622
00:46:05,751 --> 00:46:07,793
People are so ungrateful.
623
00:49:38,380 --> 00:49:43,050
The day before the election is when
things started to get really complicated.
624
00:49:43,510 --> 00:49:45,302
There's your culprit.
625
00:49:46,012 --> 00:49:48,681
Linda had asked me to stop
by on my way to school
626
00:49:48,765 --> 00:49:51,892
to help her out with a
little plumbing problem.
627
00:49:52,227 --> 00:49:54,645
Did you know Dave's
a bed wetter?
628
00:49:55,605 --> 00:49:56,689
No.
629
00:49:57,524 --> 00:50:01,402
- No, I didn't know that.
- All his life, he's tried everything.
630
00:50:04,865 --> 00:50:07,825
- Is that still running clear?
- Yeah.
631
00:50:09,077 --> 00:50:12,163
- Better let it run for a while.
- Okay.
632
00:50:12,455 --> 00:50:16,500
Oh, wait, here.
This one's clean.
633
00:50:21,923 --> 00:50:23,632
I guess you better
get to work, huh?
634
00:50:23,717 --> 00:50:25,885
- You're gonna be late.
- Yeah.
635
00:50:38,398 --> 00:50:40,024
Thank you, Jim.
636
00:50:53,955 --> 00:50:56,290
It was something
that just happened.
637
00:50:56,374 --> 00:50:59,627
Neither of us expected it.
Neither of us planned it.
638
00:50:59,711 --> 00:51:03,172
But once we started, we knew
there was no turning back.
639
00:51:04,049 --> 00:51:06,133
It was a miracle.
640
00:51:06,968 --> 00:51:08,552
Oh, Jim...
641
00:51:20,232 --> 00:51:23,150
Hey, take me to that
motel like you wanted.
642
00:51:24,486 --> 00:51:25,611
Now?
643
00:51:26,446 --> 00:51:29,990
Come by after school. I'll
leave Darryl with the sitter.
644
00:51:30,659 --> 00:51:33,285
- 3:25.
- Okay, 3:25.
645
00:51:43,296 --> 00:51:46,257
What had blossomed between
Linda and me was too real,
646
00:51:46,341 --> 00:51:48,384
too powerful, to deny.
647
00:51:48,468 --> 00:51:51,679
For the first time in years
I felt free and alive.
648
00:52:21,334 --> 00:52:23,752
It's not fair! It's
just not fair!
649
00:52:24,129 --> 00:52:27,464
I just don't think somebody would
do something like that on purpose.
650
00:52:27,549 --> 00:52:31,176
It must be some sort of mistake.
Like a maintenance thing.
651
00:52:32,512 --> 00:52:37,016
- Jim, where the hell have you been?
- Nowhere. No, I...
652
00:52:37,392 --> 00:52:39,310
I just, I don't have any
classes until second period.
653
00:52:39,394 --> 00:52:42,146
Well, I tried you at home. Now
we've got a situation here.
654
00:52:42,230 --> 00:52:43,772
If Paul loses this
election tomorrow,
655
00:52:43,857 --> 00:52:46,358
there has to be another
one, with posters!
656
00:52:46,443 --> 00:52:48,485
Somebody tore down
their posters.
657
00:52:48,570 --> 00:52:51,322
Those posters cost us a lot of money and
there's no time to make any more...
658
00:52:51,406 --> 00:52:52,740
All right. We'll get
to the bottom of it.
659
00:52:52,824 --> 00:52:55,034
We still have some
extra ones, don't we?
660
00:52:55,118 --> 00:52:56,952
- Maybe we could just use those.
- It was Tammy!
661
00:52:57,037 --> 00:52:59,955
- That's who it was!
- Oh, no, hey, like I said,
662
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,582
she just wouldn't do
something like that.
663
00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:05,461
Well, that speech that she gave,
you know, it was pretty...
664
00:53:05,879 --> 00:53:08,672
It was out there. But we'll
get to the bottom of it.
665
00:53:08,757 --> 00:53:13,093
I want you two to go back, I want
you to focus on your studies.
666
00:53:13,386 --> 00:53:16,513
Mr. McAllister will
handle the whole thing.
667
00:53:17,015 --> 00:53:18,474
- Right, Jim?
- What's that?
668
00:53:19,225 --> 00:53:20,225
Oh, yeah, sure.
669
00:53:20,310 --> 00:53:21,935
Yeah, you bet.
670
00:53:30,904 --> 00:53:32,112
Tracy?
671
00:53:36,326 --> 00:53:40,204
Tracy, come on in. Close
the door behind you.
672
00:53:47,629 --> 00:53:49,004
Have a seat.
673
00:53:54,302 --> 00:53:56,887
I guess you know
why you're here?
674
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:03,477
If it's about the posters, I think
it's awful. I think it's a travesty.
675
00:54:03,812 --> 00:54:07,356
A travesty, huh? Well,
that's interesting
676
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:12,111
- because I think you did it.
- What?
677
00:54:14,781 --> 00:54:17,491
Are you accusing me?
You're not serious.
678
00:54:18,451 --> 00:54:22,663
Mr. McAllister, we've worked together
on the SGA for three solid years.
679
00:54:22,747 --> 00:54:26,166
Besides, my own best banner was torn down.
Did I do that, too?
680
00:54:26,251 --> 00:54:30,504
Were you or were you not working in the
Looking Glass office over the weekend?
681
00:54:30,588 --> 00:54:34,007
I was. So? Mr.
Pecharda let me in.
682
00:54:34,342 --> 00:54:36,218
As you know, with my
many responsibilities,
683
00:54:36,302 --> 00:54:40,347
I often have to come in on the weekend
and I have permission to do so.
684
00:54:40,432 --> 00:54:43,016
But I left very early.
Around 6:30.
685
00:54:44,602 --> 00:54:45,769
6:30.
686
00:54:46,396 --> 00:54:50,691
6:30? How do you know what time
the posters were torn down?
687
00:54:51,401 --> 00:54:54,987
I don't. I just know that
they were there when I left.
688
00:54:55,071 --> 00:54:58,407
I'm giving you helpful
information, that's all.
689
00:54:58,491 --> 00:55:00,784
You know, instead of wasting
your time interrogating me,
690
00:55:00,869 --> 00:55:02,870
we should be out there trying
to figure out who did this.
691
00:55:02,954 --> 00:55:06,206
Okay, Tracy. Who do
you think did it?
692
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,669
- Whom should we interrogate?
- Well, I don't know.
693
00:55:10,753 --> 00:55:12,129
You know, it could
have been anybody.
694
00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:15,048
There's a lot of subversive
elements here at Carver.
695
00:55:15,133 --> 00:55:18,302
Like, Rick Thieson or Kevin
Speck and those burnouts.
696
00:55:18,386 --> 00:55:19,470
Or what about Tammy Metzler?
697
00:55:19,554 --> 00:55:23,182
I mean, her whole thing is
being anti-this and anti-that.
698
00:55:24,893 --> 00:55:27,603
Tracy, you're a very
intelligent girl.
699
00:55:28,146 --> 00:55:30,772
You have a lot of
admirable qualities.
700
00:55:31,357 --> 00:55:33,942
But one day maybe you'll
learn that being smart
701
00:55:34,027 --> 00:55:36,320
and doing whatever you
need to do to get ahead
702
00:55:36,404 --> 00:55:39,448
and yes, stepping on other
people to get there,
703
00:55:39,908 --> 00:55:43,118
well, there's a whole lot
more to life than that.
704
00:55:43,411 --> 00:55:46,622
And in the end, you're
only cheating yourself.
705
00:55:47,081 --> 00:55:49,082
Why are you lecturing me?
706
00:55:50,919 --> 00:55:54,463
This isn't the time or the
place to get into it,
707
00:55:54,547 --> 00:55:58,509
but there is, for just one example,
a certain former colleague of mine
708
00:55:58,593 --> 00:56:01,845
who made a very big mistake.
A life mistake.
709
00:56:02,263 --> 00:56:06,975
Now I think that the lesson here is
that old or young, we all make mistakes
710
00:56:07,644 --> 00:56:10,771
and we have to learn that
our actions, all of them,
711
00:56:10,855 --> 00:56:13,357
can carry serious consequences.
712
00:56:16,402 --> 00:56:20,739
I don't know what you're referring to,
but maybe if certain older, wiser people
713
00:56:20,823 --> 00:56:24,201
hadn't acted like such little
babies and gotten so mushy,
714
00:56:24,285 --> 00:56:26,370
then everything would be okay.
715
00:56:26,454 --> 00:56:30,832
I agree and I also think that
certain young and naive people
716
00:56:30,917 --> 00:56:35,879
need to thank their lucky stars and be
very, very grateful that the entire school
717
00:56:35,964 --> 00:56:38,715
didn't find out about
certain indiscretions
718
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,676
that could have ruined
their reputations
719
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,595
and their chances to
win certain elections.
720
00:56:44,305 --> 00:56:47,724
And I think certain older people
like you, and your colleague,
721
00:56:47,809 --> 00:56:49,643
shouldn't be letching
after their students.
722
00:56:49,727 --> 00:56:53,522
Especially when some of them can't
even get their own wives pregnant,
723
00:56:53,606 --> 00:56:56,483
and they certainly shouldn't be
making slanderous accusations
724
00:56:56,568 --> 00:56:59,570
especially when certain young,
naive people's mothers are
725
00:56:59,654 --> 00:57:02,114
paralegal secretaries at the
city's biggest law firm
726
00:57:02,198 --> 00:57:04,992
and have won many
successful lawsuits.
727
00:57:05,076 --> 00:57:06,910
And if you want to keep
questioning me like this,
728
00:57:06,995 --> 00:57:09,913
I won't continue without
my attorney present.
729
00:57:15,295 --> 00:57:19,339
- You wanted to see me, Mr. McAllister?
- Just wait outside, Tammy.
730
00:57:20,008 --> 00:57:25,012
- Okay. But is this about the posters?
- Possibly. Please, just wait outside.
731
00:57:25,847 --> 00:57:30,601
Okay, because I know who did it.
So, I'll just be outside.
732
00:57:35,106 --> 00:57:38,275
Don't go anywhere, Tracy.
Tammy, come on in here.
733
00:57:40,361 --> 00:57:42,237
This ought to be good.
734
00:57:45,366 --> 00:57:48,160
So, what do you have
to tell me, Tammy?
735
00:57:48,244 --> 00:57:52,831
Well, this is hard for me, but I think
it's important to be honest. Don't you?
736
00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:55,584
Yeah, what is it, Tammy?
737
00:57:56,294 --> 00:57:59,630
I did it. I'm the one who
tore down Paul's posters.
738
00:58:01,341 --> 00:58:04,468
- I did it.
- When did you do it?
739
00:58:04,886 --> 00:58:09,389
- I don't know, yesterday. Sunday.
- How did you get into the school?
740
00:58:11,392 --> 00:58:13,685
- Door was open.
- Which door?
741
00:58:14,854 --> 00:58:17,522
I don't know, all I
know is I did it.
742
00:58:17,607 --> 00:58:20,400
- Well, I don't believe you.
- I have proof.
743
00:58:47,762 --> 00:58:49,262
- Tracy?
- Yes?
744
00:58:50,181 --> 00:58:52,140
Looks like today
is your lucky day.
745
00:58:52,225 --> 00:58:55,227
You're off the hook. Tammy
here has confessed.
746
00:59:07,490 --> 00:59:08,865
I told you.
747
00:59:09,826 --> 00:59:12,994
I told you. You're gonna
pay for my poster!
748
00:59:13,079 --> 00:59:15,580
Okay, easy now. Now, quit while
you're ahead will you, Tracy.
749
00:59:15,665 --> 00:59:18,417
Just run along back to class.
750
00:59:18,501 --> 00:59:20,669
The rest of the day
was unbearable.
751
00:59:20,753 --> 00:59:24,339
I kept smelling Linda on my
clothes and on my fingers
752
00:59:24,424 --> 00:59:27,467
and I just couldn't wait
to get out of there.
753
00:59:29,595 --> 00:59:33,056
I wanted everything to be perfect
that afternoon at the motel.
754
00:59:33,141 --> 00:59:37,227
So, I decided to give myself a little
time to prepare during eighth period.
755
00:59:37,311 --> 00:59:39,396
Pop quiz everybody.
756
00:59:40,189 --> 00:59:42,858
Put your stuff away.
Come on, no whining.
757
00:59:42,984 --> 00:59:46,611
If you've done your reading,
this should be an easy one.
758
00:59:46,696 --> 00:59:49,573
I'd have exactly 48 minutes
to make all the arrangements.
759
00:59:49,657 --> 00:59:51,908
If you finish early, just sit quietly and
check your work. I'll be right back.
760
01:01:12,490 --> 01:01:14,783
Okay, everybody,
pass them forward.
761
01:01:14,867 --> 01:01:18,203
Stephanie, put your pen down.
Stop.
762
01:01:18,287 --> 01:01:22,415
All right, see you all on Wednesday.
Don't forget to vote tomorrow.
763
01:02:02,707 --> 01:02:03,957
Linda?
764
01:02:06,961 --> 01:02:08,169
Linda?
765
01:02:13,217 --> 01:02:14,551
Linda?
766
01:02:23,644 --> 01:02:27,355
Linda! Linda?
767
01:02:41,829 --> 01:02:43,038
Jesus!
768
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,373
Oh, fuck!
769
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,426
"Hi, you've reached
the Novotnys."
770
01:02:56,510 --> 01:03:00,889
"We're not around but we'll call you
back real soon. Have a nice day."
771
01:03:00,973 --> 01:03:04,559
Hey, Linda, it's me. Are you there?
Pick up.
772
01:03:06,687 --> 01:03:09,814
Okay. Well, it's 4:32
773
01:03:09,899 --> 01:03:14,277
and I came by at
3:25, like we said
774
01:03:14,820 --> 01:03:19,574
and I waited there, but
you weren't there,
775
01:03:19,659 --> 01:03:24,371
so now I'm at the place
that we talked about.
776
01:03:25,206 --> 01:03:30,210
Suite 246 and I'm here.
777
01:03:31,045 --> 01:03:37,676
Everything's all set. So, hope you
get here soon, okay? Bye-bye.
778
01:03:44,100 --> 01:03:47,143
I don't get it. I
just don't get it.
779
01:03:47,228 --> 01:03:49,437
What you have against
your mother and me,
780
01:03:49,522 --> 01:03:52,816
against your brother Paul,
is completely beyond me!
781
01:03:53,401 --> 01:03:57,070
Your mother's extremely upset,
she's at the end of her rope!
782
01:03:57,154 --> 01:04:01,533
Your behavior keeps getting crazier
and crazier and wilder and wilder.
783
01:04:01,993 --> 01:04:03,660
Who knows what the hell
else you're doing out there
784
01:04:03,744 --> 01:04:05,996
that we don't even know about!
785
01:04:07,081 --> 01:04:10,417
We just had a long conversation
with Walt Hendricks.
786
01:04:11,252 --> 01:04:14,087
Just got off the phone
with him at his home.
787
01:04:14,171 --> 01:04:16,631
You know he doesn't want
you back at Carver.
788
01:04:16,716 --> 01:04:19,175
He's fed up with you! Fed up!
789
01:04:19,260 --> 01:04:20,385
And I don't blame him!
790
01:04:20,469 --> 01:04:22,512
- Dick, Dick...
- What?
791
01:04:22,596 --> 01:04:25,015
Tammy, your father and
I have been talking
792
01:04:25,099 --> 01:04:26,516
and we've come to a decision
793
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:29,686
- that we...
- You're going to Immaculate Heart!
794
01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:34,441
That's where you belong! Maybe the nuns
will be able to straighten you out.
795
01:04:35,359 --> 01:04:37,944
Is that funny? You
think it's funny?
796
01:06:09,954 --> 01:06:11,037
Okay.
797
01:07:02,339 --> 01:07:06,676
Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often
speak with you and ask for things,
798
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:10,638
but now I really must insist that you
help me win the election tomorrow,
799
01:07:10,723 --> 01:07:14,851
because I deserve it and Paul
Metzler doesn't, as you well know.
800
01:07:14,935 --> 01:07:18,563
I realize that it was your divine
hand that disqualified Tammy Metzler
801
01:07:18,647 --> 01:07:21,566
and now I am asking that
you go that one last mile
802
01:07:21,650 --> 01:07:24,027
and make sure to put me
in office where I belong
803
01:07:24,111 --> 01:07:28,281
so that I may carry out your will
on earth as it is in heaven. Amen.
804
01:07:29,450 --> 01:07:31,868
Dear God, I know I
don't believe in you,
805
01:07:31,952 --> 01:07:33,870
but since I'll be starting
Catholic school soon,
806
01:07:33,954 --> 01:07:36,039
I thought I should
at least practice.
807
01:07:36,123 --> 01:07:40,668
Let's see, what do I want? I want
Lisa to realize what a bitch she is
808
01:07:41,003 --> 01:07:44,255
and feel really bad and
apologize for how she hurt me
809
01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:46,507
and know how much
I still love her.
810
01:07:46,592 --> 01:07:49,886
In spite of everything, I still want
Paul to win the election tomorrow,
811
01:07:49,970 --> 01:07:52,013
not that cunt Tracy.
812
01:07:52,097 --> 01:07:55,558
Oh, and I also want a really
expensive pair of leather pants.
813
01:07:55,643 --> 01:07:58,937
And someday, I want to be really
good friends with Madonna.
814
01:07:59,021 --> 01:08:00,647
Love, Tammy.
815
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,234
Dear God, thank you for
all your blessings.
816
01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:08,238
You've given me so many things,
like good health, nice parents,
817
01:08:08,322 --> 01:08:12,825
a nice truck, and what I'm told is a
large penis, and I'm very grateful,
818
01:08:13,244 --> 01:08:15,495
but I sure am worried
about Tammy.
819
01:08:15,579 --> 01:08:18,539
In my heart, I still can't believe
she tore down my posters,
820
01:08:18,624 --> 01:08:22,001
but sometimes she does
get so weird and angry.
821
01:08:22,086 --> 01:08:25,755
Please help her be a happier person
because she's so smart and sensitive
822
01:08:25,839 --> 01:08:27,966
and I love her so much.
823
01:08:28,050 --> 01:08:31,302
Also, I'm nervous about
the election tomorrow,
824
01:08:31,804 --> 01:08:35,515
and I guess I wanna win and all, but
I know that's totally up to you.
825
01:08:35,599 --> 01:08:38,977
You'll decide who the best
person is and I'll accept it.
826
01:08:39,061 --> 01:08:43,523
And forgive me for my sins,
whatever they may be. Amen.
827
01:08:50,698 --> 01:08:53,074
Linda never came
home that night.
828
01:08:53,158 --> 01:08:57,578
I know, because I spent 10 hours
waiting outside her house.
829
01:09:13,053 --> 01:09:14,262
Oh, God.
830
01:09:46,462 --> 01:09:49,547
On election day, my mom
and I got up really early
831
01:09:49,631 --> 01:09:53,217
and together we
customized 480 cupcakes.
832
01:09:59,391 --> 01:10:01,142
Good morning, Mr. M.
833
01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:07,940
Looks like you could
use a cupcake.
834
01:10:15,741 --> 01:10:18,326
Hey, what happened to your eye?
835
01:10:22,706 --> 01:10:24,457
You okay?
836
01:10:24,541 --> 01:10:29,629
McAllister? McAllister, somebody
tore down my posters. It's not fair.
837
01:10:29,713 --> 01:10:32,006
It's not fair. Can I have an A?
838
01:10:32,091 --> 01:10:35,093
Can I have a recommendation?
Can I? Can I?
839
01:10:36,261 --> 01:10:37,804
Fuck them.
840
01:10:59,118 --> 01:11:00,743
"Hi, you've reached
the Novotnys."
841
01:11:00,828 --> 01:11:04,664
"We're not around but we'll call you
back real soon. Have a nice day."
842
01:11:05,165 --> 01:11:08,584
Why did you do that? I
trusted you completely!
843
01:11:09,169 --> 01:11:12,213
And you ruined my life. Do you know that?
Do you realize that?
844
01:11:12,297 --> 01:11:17,260
Do you? You ruined Diane's, you ruined
my life! Is that what you wanted?
845
01:11:19,471 --> 01:11:21,431
I'm sorry... I'm...
846
01:11:21,515 --> 01:11:24,434
I'm sorry, I'm just...
I'm just going nuts here
847
01:11:24,518 --> 01:11:27,061
and I really think
we should talk.
848
01:11:27,396 --> 01:11:29,730
It's Jim. I love you.
849
01:11:37,364 --> 01:11:38,823
Attention, everyone.
850
01:11:38,907 --> 01:11:43,077
We have an important announcement
from our principal, Dr. Hendricks.
851
01:11:46,373 --> 01:11:48,624
Good morning, students.
852
01:11:48,709 --> 01:11:53,337
It behooves me to inform you of an
important change in today's election.
853
01:11:53,422 --> 01:11:56,424
Effective this morning, sophomore
Tammy Meltzler has been...
854
01:11:56,508 --> 01:12:01,929
Metzler has been determined ineligible.
I repeat, ineligible for SGA president.
855
01:12:02,014 --> 01:12:03,598
All other candidates
are eligible.
856
01:12:03,682 --> 01:12:08,019
You may vote for any of
those, but not Tammy Metzler.
857
01:12:10,564 --> 01:12:14,942
When the time came to cast our votes, I
stood in line just like everyone else.
858
01:12:15,027 --> 01:12:16,152
Hi, Tracy.
859
01:12:16,236 --> 01:12:18,446
- Tracy Enid Flick.
- I know.
860
01:12:33,754 --> 01:12:36,839
- Ready, Phil?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
861
01:12:44,473 --> 01:12:46,015
Thanks, Phil.
862
01:12:50,062 --> 01:12:52,730
- Oh, hey, Tracy!
- Hey, Paul.
863
01:12:52,814 --> 01:12:54,899
Isn't this exciting?
864
01:12:56,818 --> 01:13:01,405
- Well, good luck.
- Thanks, Paul. You, too.
865
01:13:01,490 --> 01:13:02,865
Oh, thanks!
866
01:13:10,249 --> 01:13:13,876
It's so weird. Do people always
just vote for themselves?
867
01:13:13,961 --> 01:13:17,630
'Cause, looking at my own
name on the ballot, I just...
868
01:13:18,590 --> 01:13:22,760
I don't know, I just felt like it's
not right to vote for yourself.
869
01:13:40,904 --> 01:13:42,321
Okay, Mr. M.
870
01:13:44,116 --> 01:13:47,702
All right, so, let's
start counting.
871
01:13:48,287 --> 01:13:52,790
Okay, well, as the election committee
chairman, I'll do the first count,
872
01:13:52,958 --> 01:13:54,500
and then you can do
the second count,
873
01:13:54,585 --> 01:13:56,460
you know, for the two
independent counts.
874
01:13:56,545 --> 01:14:01,007
Fine. So, do your count. Start with
the president and I'll be right back.
875
01:14:02,676 --> 01:14:05,177
You have the key, Mr.
McAllister.
876
01:14:08,015 --> 01:14:09,223
Right.
877
01:14:22,779 --> 01:14:26,949
- Are you okay, Mr. McAllister?
- Yeah, what happened to your eye?
878
01:14:27,326 --> 01:14:32,371
I'm fine! It's just a bee sting. A
simple little everyday bee sting.
879
01:14:32,748 --> 01:14:37,335
Some people, they get stung, it's
no big deal. Me, I swell up.
880
01:14:38,337 --> 01:14:40,671
There's not much time
left until eighth period,
881
01:14:40,756 --> 01:14:42,798
I have other things going
on, too, you know?
882
01:14:42,883 --> 01:14:46,385
Yeah, okay. We know.
883
01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:49,555
All right. I'll be right back.
884
01:14:53,769 --> 01:14:55,478
"Hi, you've reached
the Novotnys."
885
01:14:55,562 --> 01:14:59,690
"We're not around but we'll call you
back real soon. Have a nice day."
886
01:14:59,775 --> 01:15:04,278
It's me again and I'm sorry
for all the messages, but
887
01:15:04,821 --> 01:15:09,367
Linda, if I could just hear your voice.
If you'd only acknowledge that I...
888
01:15:09,451 --> 01:15:12,078
- What do you want, Jim?
- You're there?
889
01:15:13,413 --> 01:15:14,914
Yeah, I'm here.
890
01:15:15,332 --> 01:15:18,709
- Linda, I love you!
- Don't say that.
891
01:15:19,211 --> 01:15:20,419
You know it's not true.
892
01:15:20,504 --> 01:15:23,089
It's the only true
thing I know anymore!
893
01:15:23,173 --> 01:15:25,800
We made a mistake. Let's
not make it worse.
894
01:15:25,884 --> 01:15:28,344
A mistake? That was no mistake!
895
01:15:28,804 --> 01:15:31,597
I was lonely, you
took advantage.
896
01:15:31,682 --> 01:15:37,728
Me! I took advantage of you? You hugged me!
You kissed me!
897
01:15:37,813 --> 01:15:39,647
You're the one who...
898
01:15:45,779 --> 01:15:48,531
- Hey, Mr. M, big day huh?
- Not now, Paul.
899
01:15:54,579 --> 01:15:58,332
- What have you got?
- Well, I'm not supposed to tell.
900
01:15:58,417 --> 01:16:00,042
Not until you've counted, too.
901
01:16:00,127 --> 01:16:02,545
We're each supposed to
make an independent count.
902
01:16:02,629 --> 01:16:04,463
You're kidding, right?
903
01:16:04,548 --> 01:16:06,674
Well, I thought those were the rules, Mr.
McAllister,
904
01:16:06,758 --> 01:16:08,217
if they've changed any way I...
905
01:16:08,301 --> 01:16:12,638
Larry, we're not electing the fucking
Pope here. Just tell me who won.
906
01:16:17,602 --> 01:16:21,731
It's a squeaker, Mr. M.
I've got Tracy by a vote.
907
01:16:22,524 --> 01:16:24,024
Just one vote.
908
01:16:32,659 --> 01:16:33,868
Mr. M?
909
01:16:38,707 --> 01:16:39,832
Okay.
910
01:16:42,836 --> 01:16:44,628
Well, I guess I
better do my count.
911
01:17:56,117 --> 01:17:58,786
I was at the end of my
count when it happened.
912
01:17:58,870 --> 01:18:04,208
I'd come up with exactly the same
numbers as Larry. 256 to 257.
913
01:18:05,085 --> 01:18:08,420
Tracy had won the election
by a single vote.
914
01:18:10,924 --> 01:18:13,926
I was about to announce
my tally, when...
915
01:18:22,519 --> 01:18:24,436
The sight of Tracy
at that moment
916
01:18:24,521 --> 01:18:27,398
affected me in a way I
can't fully explain.
917
01:18:28,608 --> 01:18:32,903
Part of it was that she was spying,
but mostly it was her face.
918
01:18:38,118 --> 01:18:40,703
Who knew how high she
would climb in life?
919
01:18:40,787 --> 01:18:43,706
How many people would
suffer because of her?
920
01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:47,376
I had to stop her. Now.
921
01:19:20,785 --> 01:19:23,370
- Larry?
- Yeah?
922
01:19:24,331 --> 01:19:26,081
I think we have a problem.
923
01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:31,211
253, 254 and 255. Yup, I
get the same as you, Jim.
924
01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:34,798
- Looks like Paul is our next president.
- No way!
925
01:19:35,175 --> 01:19:37,259
- It doesn't make sense.
- Well, sorry, Larry
926
01:19:37,344 --> 01:19:40,262
but my figures work out exactly
the same as Mr. McAllister's.
927
01:19:40,347 --> 01:19:44,266
I get 256 for Paul,
255 for Tracy.
928
01:19:45,936 --> 01:19:49,104
- And 290 "Disregards," right?
- Well, if you say so.
929
01:19:49,189 --> 01:19:51,440
Mostly Tammy fans, if
you can believe it.
930
01:19:51,524 --> 01:19:52,942
See, it doesn't add up!
931
01:19:53,026 --> 01:19:56,445
There were 801 ballots,
but 803 people voted.
932
01:19:56,529 --> 01:19:59,031
Well, there must be two votes missing.
Check the register.
933
01:19:59,115 --> 01:20:01,450
He's right. Two people must
have pocketed their ballots.
934
01:20:01,534 --> 01:20:03,994
- Usually there's more.
- But they were there!
935
01:20:04,079 --> 01:20:06,538
I counted 803 votes.
936
01:20:07,332 --> 01:20:09,249
It happens, Larry.
People make mistakes.
937
01:20:09,334 --> 01:20:11,126
I didn't make a mistake.
938
01:20:11,211 --> 01:20:13,212
Every vote was there
when you sat down.
939
01:20:13,296 --> 01:20:16,215
Easy, Fouch, I don't
like where you're going.
940
01:20:16,299 --> 01:20:19,301
I'm sorry, Dr. Hendricks, but
every vote was accounted for.
941
01:20:19,386 --> 01:20:21,887
Fouch, that's enough.
End of story.
942
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:47,454
Paul, I just want to
let you know that,
943
01:20:47,539 --> 01:20:50,165
no matter what happens
and how this turns out,
944
01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:53,252
you've run a really great campaign.
Good luck.
945
01:20:53,712 --> 01:20:57,965
Thanks, Tracy. You, too.
I'm just glad it's over.
946
01:21:00,218 --> 01:21:04,138
If we can just get started.
People, people.
947
01:21:04,973 --> 01:21:08,892
As soon as the winners are
announced, we can all go home, okay?
948
01:21:09,352 --> 01:21:13,731
Some contests are so well
fought that it seems
949
01:21:14,315 --> 01:21:15,482
unfair for someone to win
and someone to lose...
950
01:21:15,567 --> 01:21:20,279
Act surprised. Walk slowly
to the podium, be modest,
951
01:21:20,780 --> 01:21:22,740
thank them for this
incredible honor.
952
01:21:22,824 --> 01:21:25,200
They're all highly qualified
953
01:21:25,285 --> 01:21:31,832
and embody the integrity that we
expect from the school leadership.
954
01:21:32,542 --> 01:21:35,586
That said, the whole point of an
election is to choose a winner,
955
01:21:35,670 --> 01:21:39,131
and that you have done. We'll
begin with "President."
956
01:21:40,508 --> 01:21:44,678
I'd just like to add that this was
an extraordinarily close race.
957
01:21:45,889 --> 01:21:48,557
It is my pleasure to
announce the next president
958
01:21:48,641 --> 01:21:51,268
of George Washington
Carver High School,
959
01:21:51,352 --> 01:21:53,103
Paul Metzler.
960
01:22:06,868 --> 01:22:08,994
Jeez, you guys, thanks!
961
01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:14,750
Wow! Thanks! I promise
to do my best,
962
01:22:14,834 --> 01:22:18,170
and do a really good job
and be a good president.
963
01:22:19,172 --> 01:22:23,801
I just wanna thank Lisa Flanagan
for being a super campaign manager
964
01:22:23,885 --> 01:22:26,011
and I'd also like to say...
965
01:23:05,885 --> 01:23:07,261
It's Mr. M!
966
01:23:07,387 --> 01:23:11,557
- Yes, over there. Yeah, come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
967
01:23:14,352 --> 01:23:16,436
Wow! Mr. M. This is so wild!
968
01:23:16,521 --> 01:23:19,356
We were just here, you know, celebrating
my victory and you're here!
969
01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:22,484
This is incredible. This is great!
Well, these are my parents.
970
01:23:22,569 --> 01:23:24,653
- Hi, Dick Metzler.
- Jim McAllister.
971
01:23:24,737 --> 01:23:26,071
- Jo Metzler.
- How do you do?
972
01:23:26,156 --> 01:23:28,490
Paul just thinks the world of you.
I mean, you should hear him.
973
01:23:28,575 --> 01:23:30,117
He goes on and on and on.
974
01:23:30,201 --> 01:23:31,952
Yeah, say, apparently you've
really come behind him,
975
01:23:32,036 --> 01:23:33,996
really helped him out with that
student council thing and all.
976
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,707
Oh, well, Paul doesn't
need any help from me.
977
01:23:36,791 --> 01:23:38,834
He's going places. You
should be very proud.
978
01:23:38,918 --> 01:23:40,043
- Oh, we are.
- We are.
979
01:23:40,128 --> 01:23:42,963
Hey, look, you're all alone. Why
don't you come over and join us?
980
01:23:43,047 --> 01:23:45,340
- Yeah! Yeah! Come on.
- No, no, no, no. I'm just finishing up
981
01:23:45,425 --> 01:23:48,468
- here and I've got to get home.
- Okay.
982
01:23:48,553 --> 01:23:52,014
Oh, well, why don't
you guys go sit down
983
01:23:52,390 --> 01:23:54,850
and you know, I'll catch up with you
in a minute. I'm gonna talk to Mr. M
984
01:23:54,934 --> 01:23:58,228
- about some important stuff.
- All right, all right. That sounds great.
985
01:23:58,313 --> 01:23:59,688
Hey, sure nice to meet you.
986
01:23:59,772 --> 01:24:00,856
- Great to meet you.
- A pleasure. Yeah.
987
01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:03,442
- So nice, and thank you.
- You bet.
988
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,323
So, Mr. M, I was
starting to think about,
989
01:24:09,407 --> 01:24:11,700
you know, some ideas
for what we could do.
990
01:24:11,784 --> 01:24:14,328
I was thinking it'd be
cool to have a carnival,
991
01:24:14,412 --> 01:24:18,248
you know, with rides and stuff. And it
could be for like, Muscular Dystrophy.
992
01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:21,210
And then, on Halloween, we
could have a haunted house.
993
01:24:21,294 --> 01:24:24,796
But, you know, a really good haunted
house, not like those cheesy bad ones.
994
01:24:24,881 --> 01:24:27,883
You know, I mean, this one
would be super scary.
995
01:24:27,967 --> 01:24:29,801
And then for Homecoming, well,
996
01:24:29,886 --> 01:24:32,387
you know how last year's
theme was "Heaven on Earth"?
997
01:24:32,472 --> 01:24:34,765
- Well, this year...
- Paul.
998
01:24:35,141 --> 01:24:38,185
We'll have plenty of time
to talk about this later.
999
01:24:38,269 --> 01:24:40,229
A whole year, in fact.
1000
01:24:40,313 --> 01:24:42,689
But right now, I just...
1001
01:24:42,774 --> 01:24:46,151
I need to finish my
pie, go on home.
1002
01:24:47,487 --> 01:24:50,364
Yeah. Yeah, okay. Sorry.
1003
01:24:51,991 --> 01:24:54,159
Mr. M, just one more thing.
1004
01:24:54,244 --> 01:24:57,246
So, do you think
Tracy's gonna be okay?
1005
01:24:57,330 --> 01:24:59,831
I mean, I saw her face
after the assembly,
1006
01:24:59,916 --> 01:25:03,001
it looked like she was
taking it pretty hard.
1007
01:25:03,628 --> 01:25:06,338
Don't worry about
Tracy, she'll be fine.
1008
01:25:21,479 --> 01:25:26,650
Oh, sweetheart. Oh, oh, baby.
1009
01:25:26,734 --> 01:25:29,653
Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
1010
01:25:30,697 --> 01:25:32,990
Come on, take one of my pills.
1011
01:25:33,658 --> 01:25:36,493
You'll feel better. Here.
1012
01:25:41,874 --> 01:25:44,459
Come on, baby. Come on.
1013
01:25:45,837 --> 01:25:47,963
Lie down. Lie down.
1014
01:25:49,090 --> 01:25:52,426
That's a good girl. Lie down.
1015
01:25:52,510 --> 01:25:58,390
Good girl. That's it.
That's it, baby.
1016
01:25:59,392 --> 01:26:01,601
That's it, honey.
1017
01:26:06,733 --> 01:26:09,359
Maybe you needed
more posters, honey.
1018
01:26:10,737 --> 01:26:14,406
Or if you'd just taken my
suggestions about your speech.
1019
01:26:15,408 --> 01:26:16,408
I don't know,
1020
01:26:16,868 --> 01:26:17,951
we'll figure it out.
1021
01:26:30,506 --> 01:26:35,344
Diane, I... I've made
a mistake and I...
1022
01:26:44,103 --> 01:26:48,690
- Did you want the same room?
- Yeah, okay.
1023
01:27:19,806 --> 01:27:23,809
The next day I woke up resolved
to get my life back on track.
1024
01:27:23,893 --> 01:27:27,646
The way I saw it, Diane's kicking me out
of the house had been a good thing,
1025
01:27:27,730 --> 01:27:32,150
a wake-up call. It wasn't a
setback, it was an opportunity.
1026
01:27:32,652 --> 01:27:36,446
I figured we just needed a
little time to work things out.
1027
01:27:37,156 --> 01:27:41,034
The election was behind me
and the worst was over.
1028
01:27:41,119 --> 01:27:44,830
After all, what harm had really been done?
Nobody was dead.
1029
01:27:50,503 --> 01:27:52,379
- Jim? Jim?
- Yeah?
1030
01:27:52,463 --> 01:27:55,340
- Walt wants to see you.
- Okay. Thanks.
1031
01:28:08,354 --> 01:28:09,813
You rang?
1032
01:28:13,359 --> 01:28:17,112
Mr. McAllister, I hope you can
help us clear something up.
1033
01:29:17,924 --> 01:29:19,591
Dr. Hendricks?
1034
01:29:23,221 --> 01:29:27,516
Come on in, son. We have something
hard we got to tell you.
1035
01:29:27,934 --> 01:29:30,894
- Is it about Tammy?
- It's about the election.
1036
01:29:35,066 --> 01:29:39,486
After Paul got the bad news, Walt asked
for a few minutes alone with me.
1037
01:29:40,404 --> 01:29:45,700
It was very simple, really. I offered
my resignation and he accepted.
1038
01:29:47,245 --> 01:29:51,790
Very quietly, it was all over for
Jim McAllister at Carver High.
1039
01:29:55,962 --> 01:29:58,463
Suddenly, everyone
knew who I was.
1040
01:29:58,548 --> 01:30:02,884
That corrupt teacher who had tried to
crush the dreams of an innocent girl.
1041
01:30:03,219 --> 01:30:07,055
Overnight, all the good things I'd
ever done in my life evaporated.
1042
01:30:08,558 --> 01:30:11,393
Soon the wire services
picked up on the story.
1043
01:30:11,477 --> 01:30:14,729
It was the kind of absurd little
news item people e-mail each other
1044
01:30:14,814 --> 01:30:17,482
or post on the bulletin
board at work.
1045
01:30:18,484 --> 01:30:22,112
To top it all off, Diane had
started divorce proceedings.
1046
01:30:22,196 --> 01:30:25,699
She was completely unforgiving
about the thing with Linda.
1047
01:30:25,783 --> 01:30:29,661
In the end, she took almost
everything, including the house.
1048
01:30:29,996 --> 01:30:31,621
I got the car.
1049
01:30:48,598 --> 01:30:53,518
Then one day, I realized it was time
to get out of Omaha and move on.
1050
01:31:00,818 --> 01:31:03,194
Senior year was great.
1051
01:31:03,279 --> 01:31:05,655
Sure, I didn't get to play
ball or be president,
1052
01:31:05,740 --> 01:31:09,451
but I got elected homecoming
king and prom king.
1053
01:31:09,535 --> 01:31:12,954
I got into Nebraska like I wanted
and early-rushed Phi Delts.
1054
01:31:13,039 --> 01:31:14,039
And at the end of the year,
1055
01:31:14,123 --> 01:31:16,458
me and my buddies threw a
bitching Mexican party
1056
01:31:16,542 --> 01:31:18,168
down at the cement plant.
1057
01:31:18,252 --> 01:31:20,420
Shit, that was a good party.
1058
01:31:21,213 --> 01:31:24,132
The only really bad thing
about senior year was Lisa.
1059
01:31:24,216 --> 01:31:26,134
Right before Christmas
she dumped me.
1060
01:31:26,218 --> 01:31:28,928
One minute she's totally in
love with me and then, boom,
1061
01:31:29,013 --> 01:31:31,848
she goes after my
football buddy, Randy.
1062
01:31:33,142 --> 01:31:34,726
Sometimes I wonder what
would have happened
1063
01:31:34,810 --> 01:31:36,811
if I'd actually
won the election.
1064
01:31:36,896 --> 01:31:39,481
Maybe my whole life
would be different.
1065
01:31:39,565 --> 01:31:43,443
Like I might never have gone to
Yosemite with Greg and Travis.
1066
01:31:43,527 --> 01:31:45,362
Or maybe I'd be dead.
1067
01:31:49,075 --> 01:31:51,409
Catholic school was great.
1068
01:31:53,120 --> 01:31:58,291
I mean, the teachers kind of sucked and
they were supposedly way more strict,
1069
01:31:58,626 --> 01:32:01,252
but you could get
away with murder.
1070
01:32:01,921 --> 01:32:05,632
The best thing about Immaculate
Heart was meeting Jennifer.
1071
01:32:23,109 --> 01:32:24,776
Jennifer and I are soul mates,
1072
01:32:24,860 --> 01:32:27,946
and we're never, ever,
ever going to be apart.
1073
01:32:32,618 --> 01:32:35,370
Order! Order! Order!
1074
01:32:35,454 --> 01:32:37,580
Senior year was very
productive for me.
1075
01:32:37,665 --> 01:32:38,665
Let's vote on this issue.
1076
01:32:38,749 --> 01:32:41,376
On top of a very successful
student council year,
1077
01:32:41,460 --> 01:32:44,546
I was in the top seventh
percentile of my graduating class.
1078
01:32:44,630 --> 01:32:45,630
Opposed?
1079
01:32:45,715 --> 01:32:49,426
And I got into Georgetown like I wanted.
With scholarships.
1080
01:32:49,510 --> 01:32:50,802
Approved.
1081
01:32:52,805 --> 01:32:56,099
But sometimes I got lonely
and I'd think about Dave.
1082
01:32:56,434 --> 01:33:00,270
I missed our talks. Maybe it
could've worked out between us.
1083
01:33:00,604 --> 01:33:03,523
I don't know. I wonder
what he's doing now.
1084
01:33:05,818 --> 01:33:08,445
Maybe he finally
finished his novel.
1085
01:33:10,322 --> 01:33:14,617
But, you know, even with all my myriad
accomplishments and bright future,
1086
01:33:14,702 --> 01:33:18,037
somehow I just didn't feel the
way you're supposed to feel.
1087
01:33:18,164 --> 01:33:20,248
Everybody else seemed so happy
1088
01:33:20,332 --> 01:33:23,918
planning big parties and signing
each other's yearbooks.
1089
01:33:24,420 --> 01:33:27,130
Hardly anybody signed mine.
1090
01:33:27,214 --> 01:33:30,842
You'd think as student body president,
I'd be the one surrounded by friends.
1091
01:33:30,926 --> 01:33:33,219
But it wasn't like that at all.
1092
01:33:36,682 --> 01:33:39,434
Brittany Lake Fillmore...
1093
01:33:39,518 --> 01:33:41,811
As far as Mr. McAllister
was concerned,
1094
01:33:41,896 --> 01:33:45,940
you might be surprised, but I hardly
thought about him at all anymore.
1095
01:33:46,025 --> 01:33:48,860
Besides, nobody had heard
from him in a long time.
1096
01:33:48,944 --> 01:33:51,988
It was almost like he'd never
existed in the first place.
1097
01:33:52,072 --> 01:33:54,783
Tracy Enid Flick.
1098
01:33:57,828 --> 01:34:02,081
When I got to Georgetown, I thought I'd
finally be among people more like me.
1099
01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:04,501
You know, smarter,
more ambitious people.
1100
01:34:04,585 --> 01:34:07,086
I was sure that finally I'd
make some true friends.
1101
01:34:07,171 --> 01:34:08,463
Clean yourself off.
1102
01:34:08,547 --> 01:34:11,424
Excuse me! Will you
please be quiet!
1103
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:14,552
But it wasn't like that at all.
1104
01:34:14,637 --> 01:34:16,679
A lot of them were just
spoiled little rich kids
1105
01:34:16,764 --> 01:34:19,766
who didn't know how
lucky they had it.
1106
01:34:19,850 --> 01:34:23,770
But that's okay, I've come to accept
that very few people are truly destined
1107
01:34:23,854 --> 01:34:28,358
to be special and we're solo flyers.
I guess it really is like Dave said,
1108
01:34:29,193 --> 01:34:32,403
if you're gonna be great,
you've got to be lonely.
1109
01:34:36,617 --> 01:34:39,786
What happens to a man
when he loses everything?
1110
01:34:41,539 --> 01:34:43,706
Everything he's worked for,
1111
01:34:44,542 --> 01:34:46,626
everything he believes in.
1112
01:34:47,753 --> 01:34:51,631
Driven from his home,
cast out of society.
1113
01:34:52,925 --> 01:34:56,219
How can he survive?
Where can he go?
1114
01:34:57,054 --> 01:34:58,596
Right this way.
1115
01:34:58,889 --> 01:35:00,682
New York City.
1116
01:35:10,943 --> 01:35:12,986
For centuries, people
have come to New York
1117
01:35:13,070 --> 01:35:16,281
seeking refuge from
their troubled lives.
1118
01:35:17,575 --> 01:35:19,576
Now, I am one of them.
1119
01:35:20,369 --> 01:35:22,745
Besides, I'd always dreamed
of living in New York.
1120
01:35:22,830 --> 01:35:25,039
All that excitement and culture.
1121
01:35:25,124 --> 01:35:27,876
Living in the city brings
surprises all the time.
1122
01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:32,213
Once in a while I even bump into
former students of mine from Carver.
1123
01:35:33,340 --> 01:35:37,218
Oh, sure, my apartment's a little smaller
than what I was used to back in Omaha,
1124
01:35:37,303 --> 01:35:39,095
and the rent's
pretty darn steep,
1125
01:35:39,179 --> 01:35:42,557
but it's got a lot of character
and I'm cozy enough.
1126
01:35:45,644 --> 01:35:48,104
Besides, it's great
not needing a car.
1127
01:35:48,188 --> 01:35:51,107
And I get a lot of reading
done on the subway.
1128
01:35:51,191 --> 01:35:53,568
Some days, I even walk to work.
1129
01:35:55,821 --> 01:35:58,364
The job market is pretty
tight in New York,
1130
01:35:58,449 --> 01:36:01,743
but after hunting around for a
while, I finally landed a position
1131
01:36:01,827 --> 01:36:05,747
in the education department at
the Museum of Natural History.
1132
01:36:05,831 --> 01:36:08,416
That's right, I'm
teaching again.
1133
01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:10,084
The bison, or buffalo...
1134
01:36:10,169 --> 01:36:13,296
When a school brings its students
to the museum on a field trip,
1135
01:36:13,380 --> 01:36:17,425
there's a staff of both volunteer docents
and trained educators like myself
1136
01:36:17,509 --> 01:36:20,803
who pick up where their
class work leaves off.
1137
01:36:20,888 --> 01:36:24,515
And I've started seeing someone new.
Her name is Jillian.
1138
01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:27,936
She works at the museum
too, in signs and signage.
1139
01:36:28,020 --> 01:36:30,438
She's really different from
Diane and, I don't know,
1140
01:36:30,522 --> 01:36:33,441
I've just never met
anyone quite like her.
1141
01:36:33,525 --> 01:36:38,279
She just got out of a long relationship,
too, so we're trying to take it slow.
1142
01:36:41,367 --> 01:36:44,285
You might ask if I ever
saw Tracy Flick again.
1143
01:36:44,370 --> 01:36:46,746
Well, I did. Just once.
1144
01:36:49,875 --> 01:36:53,169
I was down in Washington for a
museum educators' conference
1145
01:36:53,253 --> 01:36:56,547
and I stayed an extra day
to do some sightseeing.
1146
01:36:59,051 --> 01:37:01,469
After an inspiring
morning on the Mall,
1147
01:37:01,553 --> 01:37:04,889
I was on my way to the
Holocaust Museum, when...
1148
01:37:40,551 --> 01:37:43,428
I'll never know if she saw me.
Probably not.
1149
01:37:44,096 --> 01:37:46,889
But in that moment,
all the bad memories,
1150
01:37:46,974 --> 01:37:49,475
all the things I'd ever
wanted to say to her,
1151
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:51,686
it all came flooding back.
1152
01:37:54,982 --> 01:37:58,317
My first impulse was to run
over there, pound on her window
1153
01:37:58,402 --> 01:38:00,987
and demand that she admit
she tore down those posters
1154
01:38:01,071 --> 01:38:04,615
and lied and cheated her way
into winning that election.
1155
01:38:05,075 --> 01:38:07,952
But instead, I just stood there.
1156
01:38:10,080 --> 01:38:13,583
And I suddenly realized I
wasn't angry at her anymore.
1157
01:38:14,877 --> 01:38:16,961
I just felt sorry for her.
1158
01:38:17,296 --> 01:38:21,758
I mean, when I think about my new life
and all the exciting things I'm doing,
1159
01:38:22,051 --> 01:38:25,053
and then I think about what
her life must be like.
1160
01:38:25,137 --> 01:38:27,138
Probably still getting up
at 5:00 in the morning
1161
01:38:27,222 --> 01:38:29,932
to pursue her pathetic
little dreams,
1162
01:38:30,017 --> 01:38:31,809
it just makes me sad.
1163
01:38:32,895 --> 01:38:35,772
I mean, where is she really
trying to get to anyway?
1164
01:38:36,648 --> 01:38:41,527
What is she doing in that limo? Who
the fuck does she think she is!
1165
01:38:51,497 --> 01:38:55,666
Hey, you! Hey! You asshole!
1166
01:38:57,002 --> 01:39:00,963
But that's all ancient history now.
I've got a whole new life.
1167
01:39:01,590 --> 01:39:05,635
I mean, that's what's great about America.
You can always start over.
1168
01:39:05,719 --> 01:39:09,722
So, would that make this an igneous
rock, or a sedimentary rock?
1169
01:39:10,390 --> 01:39:14,268
What's the difference between
igneous and sedimentary anyway?
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