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[footsteps approaching]
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Oh! [whispering] Oh my god.
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Oh, my-- I'm not even in the house.
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-I'm fucking soaked.
-[Tony cackling]
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I'm not even in the house.
How long have you had that there?
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[Tony] About 40 minutes, right.
'Cause I was just waiting like a dog
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-at the window.
-[Lisa] You prick.
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I can't believe that I'm soaked!
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-[Tony] Ahh, tough day at work?
-No.
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Really easy day at work.
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No. Tough time the second
I get into my own house.
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Look at how happy you are.
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-[both laughing]
-♪ Shadows settle ♪
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♪ On the place that you left ♪
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♪ Our minds are troubled
by the emptiness ♪
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♪ Destroy the middle
It's a waste of time... ♪
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[whispers] Good girl.
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♪ From the perfect start ♪
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♪ To the finish line ♪
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[birds chirruping]
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-Are you goin' in there?
-Yeah.
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-Can you give that to him?
-Yeah, course.
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Ta.
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-You're a friend of his are you?
-Yeah.
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[postman] Oh.
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[doorbell rings]
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-All right?
-Some post.
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-Where d'you get that?
-Postman gave it to me.
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What?
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[Tony] Oh, for f--
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Should've made him
put it through the letterbox.
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I was walking along the side of the road
'cause there was no pavement.
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I slipped down this steep bank
and onto some rubbish--
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big chunk of wood with, like, a nail,
metal spike sticking out of it--
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and went right on it.
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Well, it just went right through me,
right through me side,
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out me back.
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There was blood everywhere.
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It's a miracle I'm still alive
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'cause the doctor said,
because I'm so big,
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it just went straight through me
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and missed me vital organs.
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-You know, just straight through the--
-Flab.
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So, in a way, my fatness saved my life.
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Not really.
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If you'd have been thin,
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the spike would have missed you
altogether, wouldn't it?
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You'd just be lying next to a spike.
Not a problem.
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Hmm.
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[camera beeps]
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Cheers.
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[phone ringing in distance]
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[Tony sighs deeply]
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Good pictures.
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[somber music]
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Lisa's old room.
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Ahh.
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Hungry?
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Stupid question.
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[snickers quietly]
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Thought you were gonna grab
the back of my neck.
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[Tony] Not yet.
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[Lenny] Say you wanna use this photo
here, you just...
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take the file P100124.jpg,
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and you just drag it across
and pop it in the folder and it uploads.
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[crunching loudly]
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[muffled] That's done.
And then check the next image.
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Looks like P100125.jpg.
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You just click it, move it across,
pop it in the folder.
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-[Lenny chewing noisily]
-Fuck me!
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Why do you wanna work here?
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-It's exciting.
-What is?
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Journalism.
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-This isn't fucking journalism.
-You've gotta start somewhere.
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Yeah, but if you start here,
you'll end here.
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Look at this.
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[Braden] Not true, actually, no.
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No, this is a great stepping stone,
this place.
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There was a guy
who worked here a while ago,
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-went on to work for The Guardian.
-What was his name?
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-No, I can't remember his name.
-Oh, he made it big then?
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-The point is--
-[Kath] Bill Coombes.
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Wasn't here long.
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Was a bit grabby.
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I do get that a lot though.
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[Kath] He's a lorry driver now.
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Since the court case.
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I didn't know that.
But the point is, okay,
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you start here, then you go on
to have a bright future in journalism.
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There is no bright future in journalism.
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By the time you're a features writer,
there won't be newspapers
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as we know them because it'll just be
a shit storm on the Internet.
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People posting nasty, fucking hateful
opinions that aren't even theirs
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'cause their editor told them to,
to get clickbait for fucking advertisers
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because the world
is full of fuckin' morons.
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It's awful. It's an awful future.
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Tell you what, misery guts.
This might cheer you up... um...
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Just been speaking to Jill,
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and we might've got you a date.
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-For what?
-For...
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-Well, we know a lovely lady--
-Oh, a date?
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-Yeah.
-Forget it!
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Well, hang on. She's also a widow.
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So we'd have a lot in common?
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-I've told her all about you--
-Yeah?
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You told her I'm still married?
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-Well, no. I mean--
-To your sister.
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-[Braden] No.
-Have you forgotten that?
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Because I haven't. I still know the deal.
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I'm just getting on with stuff
to keep you off my back until it's time.
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Because when you see me,
for one moment you think
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I look like I'm enjoying myself
for a split second,
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know that in there I'm still
fucking in pain and the moment's ruined
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'cause I can't share it with her, okay?
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And I can't fucking wait to be with her.
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Tony, that doesn't make sense.
You're a rational man.
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You don't even believe in an afterlife.
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I know. She's nowhere, all right?
But get this through your head...
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I'd rather be nowhere with her
than somewhere without her, all right?
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Fucking hell.
Why can't you just leave me alone?
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Oh, God.
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[Tony]
I've been getting a bit of pressure...
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to maybe start dating again.
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I say "again." I've never dated.
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I don't see the point.
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I met someone, by chance,
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and she turned out to be perfect,
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and... I can't see
that ever happening again.
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What about just...
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-having fun?
-It won't be fun.
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Yeah, again, shit attitude, mate.
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All this, [feeble voice]
"Oh, where's my soulmate?"
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I'm not even sure it's natural
for us to have one mate for life.
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It's pretty rare in most species,
I've gotta tell you.
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There is... an Australian mouse.
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Now, the male lives for a year,
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because as soon as it becomes an adult
and it wants to mate,
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it goes out and mates...
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with about a hundred females.
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Literally, it gets the horn,
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and it thinks, "Right, I'm gonna shag
everything that moves."
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[laughs] And it does.
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You know, there's no wooing,
there's no "Are we compatible?"
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"Is she my soulmate?"
There's none of that.
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He's just on her,
whether she likes it or not.
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I mean, it's basically rape, yeah?
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But there's no silly outcry.
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And then...
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exhausted...
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dead.
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That's £68, please.
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Any plans for the weekend?
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Gonna rape myself to death.
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-[Tony] Hi.
-Hello.
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-Where's the other one?
-Which one?
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Scottish, mouthy.
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Emma. Do you want to speak to her?
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Err... yeah, please.
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Cheers.
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You all right, Dad?
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-Did you... wanna see me?
-Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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What for?
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Doesn't matter, apparently.
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-What doesn't matter?
-Why I'm apologizing.
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I'm apologizing for...
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being an arsehole in general.
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Oh... right.
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So are you apologizing
for being an arsehole so far,
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or are you apologizing in advance?
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I think you do a great job
with my dad, and...
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I don't spend enough time with him.
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[Emma] All right. Fine.
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I wouldn't worry about your dad.
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Cheers.
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[Emma] Yeah...
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about your dad.
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You upset quite a few people today,
didn't you, Ray?
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How?
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Well, he told Ireney Tindall
that he'd like to do her from behind.
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[snickers]
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Why from behind?
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-I don't really think that's the issue.
-No, sure--
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-Ugly.
-[chuckling] Oh right.
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And he accused Charlie Willis
of sucking off Elton John.
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[snickering] How old's Charlie Willis?
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Eighty nine. [laughs]
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Dirty bastard.
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-Anything else? Please say yes.
-Oh, yeah. He told Winston Freeman
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that he has the cock of a Chinaman.
[laughing]
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How do you know what a Chinaman's co--
You shouldn't even say Chinaman, Dad.
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-[Emma laughs hysterically]
-[Tony snickering]
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-Ahh.
-[Emma continues laughing]
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-Oh.
-Oh.
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[Emma chuckling]
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That's cheered me up.
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Tough day at work?
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I...
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Some of the guys are trying to get me
to go on a date.
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Mmm.
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Well, you should probably
go on a date, then. [laughs nervously]
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-Right, I'd better get back to work.
-Oh, okay.
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-[Emma] All right, bye.
-Cheers.
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[Emma] All right, Ireney?
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Here she is.
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Get in here, you dirty cow.
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My brother-in-law
wants me to try dating again.
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Oh, excellent.
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You need some tips.
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Why would I need some tips?
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Well, I imagine you're awful with women.
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Yeah?
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She's having a go, Stan.
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Well, all men are awful,
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but grumpy, selfish ones are the worst.
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Oh, all right. Let me take notes.
This is dynamite. Go on.
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Well, go on. What are you going to say
to her? I'll be your date.
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What, role-play?
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If you like.
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Hi, I'm Tony.
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I don't wanna appear ageist,
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-but are those your own teeth?
-[laughing]
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That's probably a bad start,
is it, getting hit?
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No.
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It's good. You made me laugh,
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but I'm assuming
that your date isn't as old as me.
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Fuckin' hope not.
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Swearing. Be serious!
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I can't. I...
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I'd just be honest.
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Tell her my situation,
tell her what I'm going through,
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be honest up front, and...
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So just all about you, then?
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What? I can't win, can I?
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I don't wanna date again.
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I don't wanna live without Lisa.
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But it's not just all about you, is it?
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That's what I'm saying.
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What if a nice date made her feel good?
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That might feel nice, right?
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We're not just here for us,
we're here for others.
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I don't do the whole God thing,
I'm afraid.
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[Anne] No, neither do I. Load of rubbish.
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All we've got is each other.
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We've got to help each other
struggle through till we die,
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and then we're done.
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No point in feeling sorry for ourselves
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and making everyone else unhappy, too.
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Might as well top yourself
if you feel like that.
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Are you sure you wanna work
for the Samaritans?
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All I'm saying is that...
252
00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,245
I think that deep down,
253
00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:37,125
that you still think life's worth living.
254
00:12:37,205 --> 00:12:39,205
It's nowhere near over for you.
255
00:12:40,205 --> 00:12:41,205
You're in pain.
256
00:12:43,525 --> 00:12:44,805
But the thing you lost...
257
00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:47,805
is the same thing that can stop that pain.
258
00:12:51,885 --> 00:12:52,885
[laughs softly]
259
00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:05,885
-[Braden] I'm sorry.
-It's fine, seriously.
260
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:06,965
No, it's... I...
261
00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:08,685
I shouldn't have...
262
00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:10,845
I'll...
263
00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:13,205
I'll do the date.
264
00:13:13,885 --> 00:13:15,045
Really?
265
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:18,005
Great. Well, I'll call her
and book a restaurant.
266
00:13:19,205 --> 00:13:20,045
Indian okay?
267
00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:22,165
Yeah. I don't care what she is.
268
00:13:23,405 --> 00:13:25,085
No, I meant... food.
269
00:13:25,445 --> 00:13:27,205
Oh... Err...
270
00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:30,645
No, Italian'd be best.
Soak up the alcohol.
271
00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:33,365
Okay. Yeah, I'll book that.
272
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,125
[Braden] Great.
273
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:40,805
So, what are you gonna wear?
274
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:44,285
-Why?
-Well, first impressions are important.
275
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,805
I mean, look at me and June.
276
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,845
She'd noticed my style
before my personality.
277
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:52,685
I don't care about first impre--
I don't care about any impression, do I?
278
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,605
If you want any help,
I could give you tips.
279
00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:59,245
He's had a girlfriend for about a minute
and he thinks he's Bryan fucking Ferry.
280
00:13:59,885 --> 00:14:02,365
And why do people think
I need tips with women?
281
00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:03,445
Tips on style.
282
00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:04,685
[Tony] Tips on style?
283
00:14:04,765 --> 00:14:05,765
From you?
284
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,045
-Yeah.
-[Tony] Go on.
285
00:14:07,365 --> 00:14:09,805
-[Lenny] Okay. Lunch or dinner?
-What difference does that make?
286
00:14:09,885 --> 00:14:12,285
Well, for dinner,
she might wear a ball gown,
287
00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,645
in which case
you'll wanna wear a dress suit.
288
00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:17,125
But for lunch, you'll probably
get away with blazer and slacks?
289
00:14:17,205 --> 00:14:19,645
-Slacks?
-Are you from the 1940s?
290
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,325
-No need to wear a suit.
-I won't.
291
00:14:21,405 --> 00:14:23,925
-Smart jeans, nice shirt.
-Exactly, yeah.
292
00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:25,725
Have you got smart jeans
and a nice shirt?
293
00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,485
-Err...
-[Lenny] Hm.
294
00:14:29,565 --> 00:14:31,485
I'll take you shopping, if you like.
295
00:14:31,565 --> 00:14:33,165
But remember, black is slimming.
296
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:35,525
Can't work miracles though, can it?
297
00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:37,205
Cheers, thank you.
298
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,645
[weakly] I don't need to go shopping.
299
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:40,845
-[Sandy] Come on.
-Really?
300
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:41,805
Yeah.
301
00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:43,405
Ah. It's embarrassing.
302
00:14:43,485 --> 00:14:44,525
No, it's not.
303
00:14:44,605 --> 00:14:47,845
It is.
A grown man being told what to wear.
304
00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:50,165
Go in here.
305
00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:51,565
[dance music from shop]
306
00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:53,885
-Fuck off.
-[Sandy laughs]
307
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,045
[Tony groans]
308
00:14:57,765 --> 00:15:00,165
-[Tony, shouting] Do you take requests?
-What?
309
00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:02,405
Have you got any Bee Gees?
310
00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:05,485
[music gets quieter]
311
00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:08,205
-What do you mean?
-Oh, sorry, I thought this was a disco.
312
00:15:08,685 --> 00:15:09,765
He's very old.
313
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,885
Are you two together?
314
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,485
-No.
-No, I was gonna say...
315
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,005
Got one of these in 42 chest?
316
00:15:25,765 --> 00:15:26,805
[chuckles]
317
00:15:27,565 --> 00:15:28,925
-Be nice.
-Yeah.
318
00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:29,925
[Sandy chuckles]
319
00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:36,725
It's not a waste of time,
you working here.
320
00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:40,045
It is a good stepping stone,
and you can go on and do...
321
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,285
anything you want. I didn't...
322
00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:44,365
'cause I didn't want to.
323
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:45,805
I didn't do overtime,
324
00:15:46,485 --> 00:15:47,845
try and get promoted, or...
325
00:15:48,525 --> 00:15:50,925
get a better job in a different town.
I just...
326
00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:54,405
I just wanted to get home every night...
327
00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:58,845
spend every available minute
I could with Lisa.
328
00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:02,925
And I made the right decision.
329
00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:05,845
That's so lovely.
330
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:07,845
Don't cry.
Not in front of your new boyfriend.
331
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,325
-[curtain swishes]
-Here he comes.
332
00:16:09,645 --> 00:16:10,525
Hi.
333
00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:12,845
It just won't look as good in this size.
334
00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:20,565
[Tony] I could see the look of
disappointment when I went in his shop.
335
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:21,765
-Hello.
-[Tony] You all right?
336
00:16:21,845 --> 00:16:22,685
Yeah.
337
00:16:23,885 --> 00:16:26,725
This is Sandy, who works for me.
338
00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:27,965
-Hello, Sandy.
-Hello.
339
00:16:28,045 --> 00:16:29,685
-[Tony] This is...
-Nice to meet you.
340
00:16:29,765 --> 00:16:30,645
...Daphne,
341
00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:33,885
who's a cleaner, my cleaner.
342
00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:36,765
Yeah.
343
00:16:37,365 --> 00:16:38,285
I'm his cleaner.
344
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,725
Err...
345
00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:42,365
Not his friend or anything with a job
he's embarrassed about on my behalf.
346
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,005
Anyway,
347
00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:46,645
I was just on my way to your house
to do some cleaning,
348
00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:49,685
and I forgot my keys,
so it's lucky we ran into each other.
349
00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:52,845
But he's just gonna give me his
'cause I'm his cleaner.
350
00:16:52,925 --> 00:16:54,605
-It's not a problem, is it?
-No.
351
00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:56,885
Trust your cleaner.
Give your keys to your cleaner.
352
00:16:57,285 --> 00:16:59,165
It's not like giving them
to a prostitute, is it?
353
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,725
-See you later!
-Hope so.
354
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:09,885
You all right, George?
355
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,445
[door shuts, keys jangle]
356
00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:21,845
You left the keys in the door.
357
00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:23,765
-Did I?
-Yeah.
358
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,485
That's amazing.
359
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,485
Can't believe you've done all this.
360
00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:32,245
I can't believe you gave me your keys.
361
00:17:32,325 --> 00:17:33,685
I didn't wanna back down.
362
00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:34,925
I know.
363
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,045
How much do I owe you?
364
00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:39,685
Nothing.
365
00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:41,965
Just wanted to see if you trusted me.
366
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,805
Sorry about the whole...
367
00:17:43,885 --> 00:17:44,965
saying you're my cleaner.
368
00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:46,925
I thought you'd prefer it to prostitute.
369
00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:48,005
Sex worker.
370
00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:50,365
And only 'cause people prejudge you
when you say that,
371
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,525
and I don't wanna scare the new girl.
"This is my friend, she's a prostitute."
372
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,085
-Sex worker.
-Right.
373
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:56,925
No worries.
374
00:17:58,005 --> 00:17:59,005
D'you want a coffee?
375
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:00,285
No, I've just had one.
376
00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,565
Actually, I've got to be going.
377
00:18:04,245 --> 00:18:06,245
You sure I can't give you anything
for this?
378
00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:08,085
No, it's my pleasure.
379
00:18:08,925 --> 00:18:10,605
Not everyone is out to get you, Tony.
380
00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:13,885
Most people are all right.
They're just having a bad day.
381
00:18:14,725 --> 00:18:17,765
Sometimes they don't think, they get
caught up. They're just trying to survive.
382
00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:21,845
Bad things happen to good people,
good things happen to bad people,
383
00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:22,965
and sometimes...
384
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,085
it's just no one's fault.
385
00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:28,245
Cheers.
386
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,565
Right, shoes on. See you later, mate.
387
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,325
See you later.
388
00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,925
[quietly] Good girl.
389
00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,325
[door closes]
390
00:18:44,285 --> 00:18:46,205
-[cutlery clattering]
-[sighs]
391
00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,445
[buttons clicking]
392
00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:48,365
Uh-uh-uh.
393
00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:56,045
Good.
394
00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:59,045
I should say from the off,
395
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:04,085
I didn't want to do this,
but Matt said you're a widow, too, and,
396
00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:06,605
you know, absolutely nothing,
apart from eating,
397
00:19:07,365 --> 00:19:08,325
could ever come of this
398
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,845
because I'm still attached to my wife,
399
00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,245
and... I'm just being honest.
400
00:19:13,645 --> 00:19:15,965
Is this your way of saying
we're gonna split the bill?
401
00:19:16,045 --> 00:19:17,245
Erm, champagne.
402
00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:20,245
Definitely splitting the bill.
Whiskey, please.
403
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,605
-[waiter] Any particular sort?
-Large.
404
00:19:21,685 --> 00:19:22,965
Oh, discerning.
405
00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:25,485
You know what?
It's a mouthful of painkiller.
406
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,125
This is good schtick.
You know, dark and down.
407
00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:31,245
But you're obviously not really suicidal.
It's just bullshit.
408
00:19:32,085 --> 00:19:33,405
Right, that's where you're wrong.
409
00:19:33,485 --> 00:19:36,285
[woman] No, I know the story.
But seriously though,
410
00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:38,365
how hard is suicide?
411
00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:40,005
My husband did it.
412
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,325
Threw himself off Beachy Head,
hit the rocks,
413
00:19:43,405 --> 00:19:46,845
skull exploded. Poof! Efficient.
414
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:49,805
He was shit at everything else,
but gotta give him his due.
415
00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:52,405
He really knew what
he was doing when it came to suicide.
416
00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:54,525
-Wow.
-Wow indeed.
417
00:19:54,605 --> 00:19:57,085
And no, I'm not grieving. He was a cunt.
418
00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:59,885
Well, I'm sure
you gave as good as you got.
419
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,685
-Oh, I did.
-Oh, I believe you.
420
00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:04,445
Why are you so sarcastic all the time?
421
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:08,245
'Cause it stops me killing people,
including myself.
422
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,525
-Gotta do what you've gotta do.
-You have, indeed... and...
423
00:20:13,605 --> 00:20:15,725
I... nearly took some pills.
424
00:20:15,805 --> 00:20:18,485
You nearly took some pills?
Jesus Christ.
425
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,565
-What is wrong with you?
-No, what is wrong with you?
426
00:20:20,645 --> 00:20:22,045
Why couldn't you go through with it?
427
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,685
Because I had to look after my dog.
428
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,885
-That's an excuse.
-It's not an excuse. It's a reason.
429
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,205
Because I realized that my wife
430
00:20:29,285 --> 00:20:33,805
was probably the only human being
I actually liked, and my dog is second.
431
00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:35,365
Well, maybe I could come third.
432
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:36,525
Yeah, good luck.
433
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,445
No, but I do get it.
434
00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:41,965
Some people just feel more comfortable
around animals then they do around people.
435
00:20:42,045 --> 00:20:45,525
I'm comfortable around humans.
I just think animals are better.
436
00:20:45,605 --> 00:20:47,005
That's because you're hurt
437
00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:50,125
and you've lost someone
and you think no one compares. Mmm.
438
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,405
No one does compare.
439
00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:52,845
No offense.
440
00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:53,965
No, none taken.
441
00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:56,845
And the reason
animals are better than people
442
00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:58,965
is because they just get on with it.
443
00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:01,325
-They don't whinge all the time--
-Unlike you.
444
00:21:01,405 --> 00:21:02,325
What d'you mean?
445
00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:05,325
We haven't stopped whinging
since we got here. No offense.
446
00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:07,365
[cutlery tinkling]
447
00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:08,685
-Well, this is nice.
-Mmm.
448
00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:11,925
-Cheers, thanks.
-Cheers.
449
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:14,685
-Can I tell you about the specials?
-[together, sighing] No.
450
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,325
Fuckin' hell.
451
00:21:19,765 --> 00:21:21,725
[dog barking]
452
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,885
[engine roaring]
453
00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,125
[engine getting louder]
454
00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:33,085
Good.
455
00:21:34,525 --> 00:21:36,125
-[biker] Fuckin' let go!
-[girl] Fuck off!
456
00:21:36,205 --> 00:21:37,205
[engine roaring]
457
00:21:38,605 --> 00:21:40,125
-[biker groans]
-[metallic clank]
458
00:21:41,605 --> 00:21:42,445
[biker] Cunt!
459
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,885
-Well, that was really silly.
-Why?
460
00:21:54,325 --> 00:21:56,765
Well, they could have had some acid
or stabbed you or something.
461
00:21:56,845 --> 00:21:57,805
Told you...
462
00:21:58,245 --> 00:21:59,965
-I don't care.
-What if they'd stabbed me?
463
00:22:00,045 --> 00:22:00,965
[snickers]
464
00:22:01,045 --> 00:22:02,565
-[woman] Oh, cheers.
-Pleasure.
465
00:22:17,885 --> 00:22:18,765
Me again.
466
00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:20,565
This must be why they call it a habit.
467
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,445
-Yep.
-Yep.
468
00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:27,965
[Tony] You know I know how you feel?
469
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,645
Okay, try imagining if...
470
00:22:31,605 --> 00:22:34,045
everyone you told
about your wife dying just...
471
00:22:35,245 --> 00:22:36,805
thought it was their own fault.
472
00:22:38,405 --> 00:22:39,285
What d'you mean?
473
00:22:41,405 --> 00:22:43,245
Well, Mel was an addict, wasn't she?
474
00:22:43,765 --> 00:22:45,205
She injected herself, so...
475
00:22:46,045 --> 00:22:47,965
you know, most people just think
it was her fault.
476
00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:51,565
Don't feel the same sympathy
477
00:22:51,645 --> 00:22:53,445
for me or for her. I mean...
478
00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:57,125
Every minute of every day
that I have my wits about me,
479
00:22:57,205 --> 00:22:58,565
all I can think about is...
480
00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:01,805
getting some gear
before I become too fucking conscious.
481
00:23:04,565 --> 00:23:05,485
When I was with...
482
00:23:06,445 --> 00:23:07,325
Lisa,
483
00:23:08,285 --> 00:23:10,685
we'd sort of get home,
open a bottle of wine...
484
00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:13,725
and go, "Yay! Just us. Let's party."
485
00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:15,685
And by "party,"
486
00:23:16,245 --> 00:23:19,485
I mean... sit here like this,
with the dog,
487
00:23:20,405 --> 00:23:23,485
watching telly,
or listening to music, or just talking.
488
00:23:23,765 --> 00:23:25,485
Just, the more we talked,
489
00:23:26,685 --> 00:23:27,645
the more we drank.
490
00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,525
We didn't want the night to end.
491
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,125
Now I drink...
492
00:23:34,805 --> 00:23:36,365
'cause I want the night to end.
493
00:23:38,045 --> 00:23:40,765
It's like I'm already dead inside,
and yet I'm still...
494
00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:42,965
in the worst kind of pain.
495
00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:46,125
Well...
496
00:23:47,645 --> 00:23:48,925
as long as we're having fun.
497
00:23:49,605 --> 00:23:50,525
[snorts]
498
00:23:51,085 --> 00:23:53,605
I still can't believe
we've got so much in common.
499
00:23:55,005 --> 00:23:56,965
We don't have anything in common.
500
00:23:57,045 --> 00:23:58,285
Why do you say that, though?
501
00:23:58,365 --> 00:24:00,445
Well... the big difference is...
502
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:04,125
you haven't given up yet, have you?
503
00:24:05,245 --> 00:24:07,725
I mean, me, I would quite happily
die right now.
504
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,245
If I had enough money,
505
00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:14,565
I would just take as many drugs
as I possibly could.
506
00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:34,045
[Tony sighs]
507
00:24:50,605 --> 00:24:51,765
Don't waste it on food.
508
00:24:52,565 --> 00:24:57,245
♪ Shadows settle
on the place that you left ♪
509
00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:03,005
♪ Our minds are troubled
by the emptiness ♪
510
00:25:05,445 --> 00:25:10,245
♪ Destroy the middle
It's a waste of time ♪
511
00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:13,605
♪ From the perfect start ♪
512
00:25:14,325 --> 00:25:15,965
♪ To the finish line ♪
513
00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:22,845
♪ And if you're still breathing
You're the lucky ones ♪
514
00:25:24,765 --> 00:25:29,565
♪ 'Cause most of us are heaving
through corrupted lungs ♪
515
00:25:30,805 --> 00:25:36,045
♪ Setting fire to our insides for fun ♪
516
00:25:37,325 --> 00:25:42,165
♪ Collecting pictures
from a flood that wrecked our home ♪
517
00:25:42,485 --> 00:25:46,285
♪ It was a flood that wrecked this home ♪
518
00:25:50,365 --> 00:25:52,165
♪ And you caused it ♪
519
00:25:56,725 --> 00:25:59,765
♪ And you caused it ♪
520
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,245
♪ And you caused it ♪
521
00:26:11,165 --> 00:26:15,925
♪ Well I've lost it all
I'm just a silhouette ♪
522
00:26:17,765 --> 00:26:22,365
♪ I'm a lifeless face
that you'll soon forget ♪
523
00:26:23,565 --> 00:26:28,605
♪ My eyes are damp
from the words you left ♪
524
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,965
♪ Ringing in my head ♪
525
00:26:33,005 --> 00:26:35,725
♪ When you broke my chest ♪
526
00:26:36,365 --> 00:26:38,685
♪ Ringing in my head ♪
527
00:26:39,525 --> 00:26:42,405
♪ When you broke my chest ♪
528
00:26:43,045 --> 00:26:45,405
♪ And if you're in love ♪
529
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:48,765
♪ Then you are the lucky one ♪
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