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I don't want you to grieve forever.
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I mean, grieve a bit.
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I want everyone in floods
at the funeral.
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But don't spiral, don't obsess.
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Keep going.
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Get up. Don't mope about in bed all day.
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Get out. Open the curtains.
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Enjoy the sun
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Hungry?
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If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
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But you can't, can ya?
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'Cause you're useless.
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Who's useless? Who's useless?
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You are!
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You are.
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You're useless.
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Good girl.
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Do you still want me
to put it through the door?
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No, you can give it to me.
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Just a postcard from Mike and Beth,
whoever they are.
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Friends.
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What's it say?
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Just says, "Having a great time, and...
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Mike's had diarrhea."
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Good.
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Well, let's hope you're still my postman
when I'm blind.
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Go on.
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Well, we went to that nice
Greek restaurant that we usually go to.
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You know that one at the top of the road?
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Well, Sheila was in a terrible mood again.
Well...
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I'm going mad.
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You're only mad if they answer back.
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He does answer back.
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What's he say?
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Depends what I ask him.
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'Course.
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Your mum?
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My wife.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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Stan was my husband.
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I'm Anne.
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I'm Tony.
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Nice to meet you.
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He seems nice.
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- Does he agree?
- Of course.
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Never disagreed with me once.
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Not in 48 years.
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I didn't get that long.
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I met a nice lady in the graveyard, Dad.
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Don't tell Lisa.
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Fuck me.
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She's more your age.
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A bit of Viagra...
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Bob's your uncle.
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Is he?
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Always nice to chat.
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Right, here we go at last.
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- Hi.
- Sorry about that. Hi.
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Right, cuppa tea.
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Two sugars.
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Right, let's get you sorted,
give you a wee comb.
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Doesn't look too bad, actually, does it?
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It's nice out there today.
We'll get out in the garden later on, eh?
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I don't know how you do it.
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What?
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Stay sane.
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He doesn't know what you're on about,
does he?
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He doesn't remember you, I bet.
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He doesn't know he's alive.
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What is the point?
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What do you mean, "What's the point?"
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They helped us when they could,
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now they can't.
He can't even help himself, so I do.
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No, I know. But is it for the best?
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We don't know what they're feeling.
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They don't know.
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So just in case,
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be nice to them, eh?
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My dad's completely gone now.
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I feel bad that I resent
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having to visit him every day,
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but I know I'd feel bad
if I didn't visit every day.
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And then when I do visit him every day,
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I feel bad when I leave
'cause it was so depressing.
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I know I'm not thinking straight,
but I don't wanna think straight
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'cause when I do, I get even more
fucking depressed because...
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I just wanna sleep.
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You know, I haven't...
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Sorry, am I boring you?
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I just got into an argument on Twitter
with some absolute moron medical student.
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Now he's decided to block me
'cause he couldn't take it.
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It's pathetic.
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It is, yeah.
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I'd love to meet him.
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Yeah?
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And fucking give him a good hiding.
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Off to buy some smack?
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Yep.
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How much do you get for that then?
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Err, just, um...
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It's like a little bag.
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I might join you one day.
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Yeah, anytime.
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Tonight?
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Err...
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How do you mean?
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I wanna try heroin tonight.
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What, you? Really?
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Yeah.
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Why not? Fuck it.
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How much for one try?
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Erm...
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One try, one hit.
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What do you want exactly?
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Not injecting it.
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I can't stand needles.
Also AIDS. I don't wanna die of that.
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You only get AIDS if you share needles.
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Anyway, these days,
you don't really die of it, so...
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So, everything moves on, dunnit?
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Even AIDS.
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Yeah, it's probably best
if you smoke a bit in a joint.
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It's no big deal.
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Chasing the dragon.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Get me, err...
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twenty quids' worth.
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Just want a little taster.
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Okay.
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Bring it around at seven,
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- yeah?
- Yep.
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- D'you know where I live?
- Yeah.
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And keep it...
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- All right?
- Okay.
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- You ready, Jabba?
- One minute.
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You get a lovely little handful
of his neck.
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Like a pug.
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You all right?
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How's it going?
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I'm still alone, angry, in pain.
I can't wait to end it all. You?
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I'm fine, thanks.
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If you're not killing yourself tonight,
still okay to look after George?
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Yeah. What time did we say?
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About five.
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I've got a thing with Jill. Only be a
couple of hours. We'll be back by seven.
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Seven? By seven?
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I need to... I've got a thing at seven.
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Yeah.
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- Okay.
- What were you doing with his neck?
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Just showing Sandy the ropes.
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The consistency,
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which is not like neck at all.
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- It's more like breast or scrotum.
- Well, you're not touching them.
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- You all right with that?
- Yeah, fine.
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He's nodding.
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- You all right with that?
- Yeah.
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Why wouldn't she be all right
with me grabbing his neck?
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These days, it's a minefield.
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- Are you gonna do that story?
- Yeah, we're off to do it now. Come on.
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Is that how you were carried around
when you were young?
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- See ya later.
- See ya.
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See ya.
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Wow.
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Lost for words. It's just...
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Um...
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Err...
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How long did it take you to master the...
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double-nostril recorder?
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Few hours a day
for a few weeks, wasn't it?
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Yeah. Blimey. Did me head in.
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All worth it now, though.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Cool.
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'Cause I haven't got a job.
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No?
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So I've got lots of time.
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Use it wisely.
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Funny, 'cause it was only
this morning, I was thinking
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my life was worthless, and I should
definitely kill myself, and then...
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Makes you think, dunnit?
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Yeah.
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Get a picture?
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Recorders in.
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Stick em up. There ya go.
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Fuck me.
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- Cheers.
- Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Oh, fuck.
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That was funny.
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Was it though?
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A fat kid who still lives at home
with his mum, no job,
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so he shoves recorders up his nose
and he wants the world to know.
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Why would people rather be famous
for being shit than not famous at all?
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When did that start?
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It's just a bit of a laugh.
We do these stories
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so people read them and go,
"Oh, that's interesting."
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Like a road accident.
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When you slow down
on the motorway you go,
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"Oh, that's interesting.
Oh, I wish I hadn't looked."
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Good how he played two at the same time.
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- What did you say to the mother?
- Asked if I could call her.
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- Why?
- What do you mean, "why?"
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- Why would you need to call her?
- For a date.
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You asked the fat kid's mom out on a date?
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Yeah.
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- Unbelievable.
- Why?
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Unprofessional. Embarrassing.
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For who?
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For me, for her, probably.
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Well, she said yes.
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Seems odd. You meet a woman
who wants to get a fat kid in the paper,
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and you hit on her immediately.
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I've got a very high sex drive.
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Okay, well never say those words again.
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Oh.
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It's coming this way.
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Be very still and it might not see us.
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Nah, we're done for.
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It's stopping.
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- All right?
- Hi.
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Do you have weird dreams?
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Erm...
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- Sometimes.
- Mmm.
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Yeah.
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What about you?
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I don't have any dreams at the moment
'cause I'm not sleeping.
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But even if I did,
I wouldn't tell them to anyone
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because there is nothing more boring
than someone telling you a dream they had.
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See what you think of this then.
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- She's gonna tell us anyway-.
- I was looking in the mirror,
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and I looked really weird
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and I could pull my hair out...
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I know how you feel.
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And...
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So I tried my teeth,
and my teeth were loose,
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but then, it wasn't me, it was a baby.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Wow. You had that dream with the baby
and the teeth and the hair?
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- Mmm.
- Wow, I don't know if it was Freud or Jung
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that said if you have that dream
and tell other people about it,
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you're really fucking boring.
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Rude.
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Make a good column, though,
wouldn't it, dreams?
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No. I tell you what would be good.
I haven't been sleeping,
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so if you could come around every night
and talk to me for five minutes,
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and then sneak out as I slip into a coma,
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that'd be really good.
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Thought of another feature
for the paper, actually.
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Fantasy dinner-party guests.
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Brilliant, hey? Pick your top five
favorite people, and why.
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Why, indeed.
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Who would yours be?
Five people, dead or alive.
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Dead.
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- Who, though?
- Doesn't matter, as long as they're dead.
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I know mine.
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- Of course you do.
- Number one, James Corden.
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- Fuck me.
- We could do that Carpool Karaoke.
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Could you do Carpool Kamikaze?
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That man can do anything.
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- And does.
- I know the cool kids don't like him,
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but he never stops working.
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- As a chauffeur mainly.
- He's a grafter, like me.
265
00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:11,885
Princess Diana.
266
00:13:12,645 --> 00:13:14,685
She'd know how she died.
You know, what happened.
267
00:13:14,765 --> 00:13:17,085
So we'd be able to sort that out,
once and for all.
268
00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:19,805
So you've brought this poor woman
back to life
269
00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,845
so you can quiz her about how she died?
270
00:13:21,925 --> 00:13:24,965
The dead always want to tell their story
so they can be at peace.
271
00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:27,885
She's not at peace. She's in a room
with you and James fuckin' Corden.
272
00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,325
- Mr. Bean.
- Fictional.
273
00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:30,605
Hilarious, more like.
274
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,085
You've invited multimillionaire
Rowan Atkinson, right,
275
00:13:34,165 --> 00:13:38,085
along to a dinner party with you,
a dead woman, and James Corden,
276
00:13:38,365 --> 00:13:39,885
and you expect him to stay in character
277
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:42,445
for three hours as Mr. fuckin' Bean?
278
00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:44,285
It's up to me who I invite.
279
00:13:46,645 --> 00:13:47,485
Kevin Hart,
280
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,885
funniest man in the world.
281
00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:51,285
- That's four, innit?
- Yeah.
282
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,125
Michael Jackson.
283
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,845
James Corden would come
if Jacko walked in.
284
00:13:56,925 --> 00:13:58,965
Just fuckin' drench everyone.
285
00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:00,605
You need to grow up.
286
00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:04,805
Worst dinner party ever.
287
00:14:07,685 --> 00:14:08,685
Oh, good.
288
00:14:10,005 --> 00:14:11,005
Busy?
289
00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:12,205
Trying to be.
290
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,685
It doesn't look like you are.
291
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,085
Watching her bothering us
while we're trying to work?
292
00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:17,845
Can you do what I asked you to do, please?
293
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,405
You're meant to be teaching Sandy...
294
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:20,565
She's learning a lot.
295
00:14:22,005 --> 00:14:22,845
Please.
296
00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:32,205
Right, it's going. Come on.
297
00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:33,725
- No, come on.
- Yeah.
298
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:36,765
- This is stupid. You're gonna get hurt.
- Why?
299
00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:38,765
- Because you're old!
- I'm not old.
300
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,965
- I'm old. Look, I'm drunk.
- Come on.
301
00:14:41,045 --> 00:14:43,285
- I know, but that's good if you're drunk.
- No, it's stupid.
302
00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:45,485
Drunk people, they sort of bounce.
All right, come on.
303
00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:48,445
If I fall on you,
I'm not taking you to A&E.
304
00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:50,765
- No. Okay.
- Right, go. Go.
305
00:14:50,845 --> 00:14:52,205
Stupid thing!
306
00:14:52,285 --> 00:14:53,725
I'm flying!
307
00:14:55,485 --> 00:14:56,525
Yes!
308
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,805
Let go, sweetie. Let go.
309
00:14:58,885 --> 00:15:02,045
Whoa! Argh!
310
00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:11,645
So what sort of journalism
are you interested in?
311
00:15:12,365 --> 00:15:13,845
You don't have to babysit me.
312
00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:16,445
I'm happy to just sit here.
313
00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:19,165
I like peace and quiet.
314
00:15:19,765 --> 00:15:22,645
I live at home with my mum,
dad, brother and sister, so...
315
00:15:23,165 --> 00:15:25,005
the house can be quite full of life.
316
00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,405
What?
317
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:28,685
I'm sorry.
318
00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:30,205
What? What's the matter?
319
00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:33,085
You're sad.
320
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:34,925
It's fine, seriously.
321
00:15:35,925 --> 00:15:38,605
I was married for 25 years.
It was brilliant.
322
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,285
Now it's over. It's not your problem.
323
00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:43,965
- Did you not want any kids?
- No.
324
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:48,445
Annoying little fuckers.
325
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,965
You can still be happy.
326
00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:53,525
I'll try, but stop crying
327
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,565
because people will think
I said summat awful.
328
00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:57,485
- Okay.
- Okay. Shhhh.
329
00:15:58,245 --> 00:16:01,605
See, this is why I don't want kids.
They're too snotty and pathetic.
330
00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:04,485
Oh!
331
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:05,965
I think he's gonna eat. Watch this.
332
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,925
He told you to watch me eat, didn't he?
333
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:29,885
Yeah.
334
00:16:30,525 --> 00:16:32,205
- Thoughts?
- It's fine.
335
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,485
No, exactly. I put the food in my gob,
336
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:37,725
I chew it, I swallow it,
just like everyone else.
337
00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:40,725
But from here,
it looks like that super photography
338
00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:45,805
when they sort of magnify a snail,
like one thousand times, eating a cabbage.
339
00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:48,765
No, nothing like that.
You'd never catch me eating cabbages.
340
00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:50,765
My granddad never used to eat cabbages.
341
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,325
Did he die of diabetes like he's gonna?
342
00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:54,485
No, bowel cancer.
343
00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:58,805
Do you get any fiber in your diet?
344
00:16:58,885 --> 00:16:59,845
Yeah, loads.
345
00:16:59,925 --> 00:17:02,045
- What fruit and veg?
- Meant to have five a day.
346
00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,285
- How many portions do you have a day?
- Ten.
347
00:17:04,365 --> 00:17:05,925
- Potatoes don't count.
- None, then.
348
00:17:25,805 --> 00:17:28,765
Oh, my God, Tony!
349
00:17:29,725 --> 00:17:32,565
- You're such a dick!- Oh!
350
00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:34,285
- That's really good.- Thanks.
351
00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:35,845
I like to think that I helped...
352
00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,805
Yeah, that bit.
353
00:17:37,885 --> 00:17:39,725
You can sign that bit.
354
00:17:39,805 --> 00:17:41,805
Yeah, where I jumped.
355
00:17:47,605 --> 00:17:50,125
- Hey. You all right?
- Good. All right, George?
356
00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:53,165
- So I'll be back about seven.
- Make sure it is. I've got that thing.
357
00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:55,165
- Okay, no worries. See you then.
- Yep.
358
00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:56,965
Be a good boy for Uncle Tony, George!
359
00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:02,245
Um, maybe don't bring up
the wanting to kill yourself thing.
360
00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:04,325
As if I would.
361
00:18:04,845 --> 00:18:06,725
Sorry. Yeah, I know. Okay.
362
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,205
What if he brings it up?
363
00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:11,645
Why would he bring it up?
364
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,565
He wouldn't.
365
00:18:14,045 --> 00:18:15,005
It was a joke.
366
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:16,125
Oh.
367
00:18:17,485 --> 00:18:19,165
- All right, see ya later.
- See ya later.
368
00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:25,565
Do you want a drink?
369
00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:26,685
Yes, please.
370
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,165
Whiskey?
371
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:36,365
And we've got... Oh.
372
00:18:37,565 --> 00:18:38,405
Coke?
373
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,965
Daddy says you're sad
since Auntie Lisa died.
374
00:18:48,765 --> 00:18:49,605
Yep.
375
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,085
I'm sad, too.
376
00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:53,805
I dream about her sometimes.
377
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,165
Me too.
378
00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:58,205
Why didn't the doctors make her better?
379
00:19:00,165 --> 00:19:01,005
They tried.
380
00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:03,445
Why didn't Jesus save her?
381
00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:05,005
'Cause he's an arsehole.
382
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,645
- Don't tell your mum and dad I said that.
- I won't.
383
00:19:09,645 --> 00:19:11,205
- You had your tea?
- No.
384
00:19:11,845 --> 00:19:13,325
- Hungry?
- Yeah.
385
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:15,525
Shall we go to the cafe?
386
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,365
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Come on then.
387
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:22,365
- You got any money?
- No.
388
00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:23,645
Loser.
389
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,205
What d'you fancy?
- Mmm...
390
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,285
Fish fingers and beans.
391
00:19:31,365 --> 00:19:32,205
Good choice.
392
00:19:32,925 --> 00:19:34,125
Think I'll have that.
393
00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:38,325
- What can I get for ya?
- We're having the fish fingers and beans.
394
00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:40,645
That's only on the children's menu,
I'm afraid.
395
00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:42,205
Yeah, I'm not very hungry.
396
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,885
I can't let you order that.
397
00:19:44,605 --> 00:19:45,445
What do you mean?
398
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,405
It's for children.
399
00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:49,885
But... I can eat what children eat,
can't I?
400
00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:51,365
Yeah, but it's only £4.99.
401
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,885
Yeah, I know,
'cause it's a smaller portion.
402
00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:56,285
I'm paying child's prices,
403
00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:58,205
but I'm getting a children's portion.
404
00:19:59,005 --> 00:20:01,485
Yeah, but we made it cheaper
'cause it's for kids.
405
00:20:01,925 --> 00:20:03,485
I know, 'cause they're smaller.
406
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:06,005
It's smaller 'cause they're smaller.
It's not a concession.
407
00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:09,405
It's not 'cause they're unemployed, is it?
And also, an adult's paying, so...
408
00:20:09,485 --> 00:20:10,485
It's the rules.
409
00:20:11,885 --> 00:20:13,645
- Is it?
- Mmm.
410
00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:15,085
Right.
411
00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:18,045
Well, he'll have fish fingers and beans...
412
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,125
twice.
413
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,005
- You'll just eat one of them, won't ya?
- Nah.
414
00:20:23,525 --> 00:20:24,605
So what are you ordering?
415
00:20:24,685 --> 00:20:27,045
As I say, I'm not very hungry,
so I'll just get a coffee.
416
00:20:32,805 --> 00:20:33,805
Both for him, are they?
417
00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:43,525
- That good?
- Mm.
418
00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:49,445
Mmm.
419
00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:06,125
Fuckin' 'ell.
420
00:21:06,205 --> 00:21:07,965
Where's your fuckin' dad?
421
00:21:09,245 --> 00:21:11,205
Oh. Oh, no.
422
00:21:11,285 --> 00:21:13,605
Please don't be Julian.
Please don't be Julian.
423
00:21:15,245 --> 00:21:16,125
Yes!
424
00:21:17,725 --> 00:21:19,365
- George!
- I'm sorry, erm...
425
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,085
It's all right. See ya later.
426
00:21:21,165 --> 00:21:22,725
- Cheers.
- There he is. All right?
427
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,245
- See you tomorrow.
- All right?
428
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,245
- Yeah, good.
- Yeah?
429
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,845
- Had a good time?
- Yeah, good. Off you... Fuck.
430
00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:30,485
- Hey, what are you doing here?
- Because...
431
00:21:31,005 --> 00:21:33,845
he's come around to talk about
getting started on the paper.
432
00:21:35,005 --> 00:21:36,245
- Not this.
- Oh, right.
433
00:21:36,325 --> 00:21:37,405
- Great.
- Exactly.
434
00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:39,125
- Right...
- Got a takeaway?
435
00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:40,125
It's drugs.
436
00:21:40,205 --> 00:21:41,685
- You don't need to answer...
- What?
437
00:21:41,765 --> 00:21:43,605
And it's seven, so go.
438
00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:45,405
- Okay.
- Come in.
439
00:21:46,165 --> 00:21:47,245
Was that all right?
440
00:21:47,325 --> 00:21:49,565
Why would you say drugs?
441
00:21:57,405 --> 00:22:00,885
♪ I packed my bags last night
Preflight ♪
442
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:07,445
♪ Zero hour, 9:00 a.m. ♪
443
00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:15,445
♪ And I'm gonna be high ♪
444
00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:18,845
♪ As a kite by then ♪
445
00:22:25,005 --> 00:22:27,645
♪ I miss the Earth so much ♪
446
00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:29,445
♪ I miss my wife ♪
447
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,205
♪ It's lonely out in space ♪
448
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:43,885
♪ On such a timeless flight ♪
449
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:56,405
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time ♪
450
00:22:56,485 --> 00:22:59,925
♪ 'Till touch down
brings me round again to find ♪
451
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:03,405
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home ♪
452
00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:05,325
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
453
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,445
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪
454
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:11,485
♪ Rocket man ♪
455
00:23:11,565 --> 00:23:14,925
♪ Burning out his fuse up here alone ♪
456
00:23:20,965 --> 00:23:24,405
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time ♪
457
00:23:24,485 --> 00:23:28,285
♪ 'Till touch down
brings me round again to find ♪
458
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:31,365
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home ♪
459
00:23:31,445 --> 00:23:33,645
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
460
00:23:34,245 --> 00:23:36,605
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪
461
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,605
♪ Rocket man ♪
462
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:43,085
♪ Burning out his fuse up here alone ♪
463
00:23:49,285 --> 00:23:52,525
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time ♪
464
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:56,285
♪ 'Till touch down
brings me round again to find ♪
465
00:23:56,365 --> 00:23:59,405
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home ♪
466
00:23:59,485 --> 00:24:01,525
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
467
00:24:02,285 --> 00:24:04,485
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪
468
00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:07,485
♪ Rocket man ♪
469
00:24:07,805 --> 00:24:11,325
♪ Burning out his fuse up here alone ♪
470
00:24:14,645 --> 00:24:18,685
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time... ♪
470
00:24:19,305 --> 00:24:25,393
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