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Everyone please stay close.
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Keep your pocketbooks tight
and your heads on a swivel.
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We're in Brownsville now.
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Home of M.O.P., Mike Tyson,
and Riddick Bowe...
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Two heavyweight champions
of the world.
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But the real legend was
90-year-old Mama Jarvis.
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We called her "227" because
she knew everybody's business.
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She lived here
on the ground floor,
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and she raised half the kids
in this project.
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Deric, get outta that tree, boy.
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Okay.
Erica, I see you.
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Come out of that bush.
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Sean, get away
from Erica's bush.
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Y'all behave yourself,
you hear me?
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She always made sure
our bellies were full.
[ Timer dings ]
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Who wants cookies?
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Thanks, Mama Jarvis.
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Man, just get away!
My favorite.
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Slow down, Craig.
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You know obesity runs
in your family, right?
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Tray: And because of her love,
Mama Jarvis was untouchable.
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She could walk through the hood
anytime, day or night.
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[ Gunshots,
Indistinct shouting ]
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Mama Jarvis! Whoa. Chill out,
chill out! Chill out!
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Oh, shit! Hold on, hold on.
Stop firing, stop firing!
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Hey, how you doing,
Mama Jarvis?
Everything good?
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Oh, hey, sweet babies.
Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
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I'm doing fine.
Oh, that's good,
that's good.
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That's good, that's good.
Now, y'all staying
out of trouble?
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Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
You being good?
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Of course, Mama.
[ Chuckles ]
Yes, yes, ma'am.
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I wanna see y'all in church
on Sunday.
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Okay, Mama, okay.
Yes, of course.
And I mean not just
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for your homies'
funerals, either.
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Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
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You have a good one.
Take care.
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What the...
What...
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Oh, and if Mister Earl
comes looking for me,
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send him through.
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Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
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Tray:
Mama Jarvis was never short
on love or wisdom.
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Christopher, I want you
to stop crying.
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I know she said you were fat,
black, and ugly as ever.
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But that's not necessarily true.
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Now, I want to stay coogie
down to your socks,
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keep your rings and your watch
filled with diamond rocks,
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and when the girls peep you,
they gonna see you.
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Ya hear that, Big Poppa?
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I love it when you call me that.
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Now, give Mama a big hug.
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Her kind words touched some
of the most brilliant minds
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of our generation.
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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Josh: Oh, I was thinking
we could grab ramen
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at our favorite joint
right before "Star Wars."
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Sure, I guess.
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I mean, we had everything
off that menu twice.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Hey, what's up, Tray?
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Shahzad, you busy?
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Nah,
I ain't doing anything.
Guess what.
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I got tickets to the first
Icon Basketball Classic.
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You wanna go?
Sure.
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Bet.
I'll pick you up in 30.
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A'ight, I'll see you soon.
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So, Tray got us tickets
to some basketball game.
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I don't know. Do you mind if
we watch "Star Wars" later?
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Uh...
[ As Yoda ] Mind I do not.
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Have fun you will.
Thanks, Dad.
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[ Normal voice ] Yeah,
may the Force be with you.
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What's going on?
I thought you guys
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were gonna go get ramen
and watch "Star Wars" again?
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Yeah, we were.
Then, uh, Tray called
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with basketball tickets,
and Shahzad blew me off.
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He doesn't even
like basketball.
I'm sorry.
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I feel like I get
so little time with him,
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and, when we do hang out,
he's distant.
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Am I doing something wrong?
No, babe. He's a teenager.
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Making you feel shitty
is what they do.
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It was just so much easier
when he was little
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and he looked up to me.
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Now I feel like
he thinks I'm a dork.
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Aw, but you are a dork, sweetie,
and that's why I love you.
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Not making me feel better.
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I know what would
make you feel better.
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What?
Amira is over
Layla's house,
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and we got this whole place
to ourselves,
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so we can get as loud
as we want to.
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Oh, yeah, sounds good.
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You know what sounds good
to me?
What?
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You on your knees,
begging me to...
[ Footsteps approaching ]
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move this coffee table
to the center.
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Mm. Right.
That's where it should be,
in the middle.
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Uh, Ma? Do you know where
my blue jacket is?
Hmm?
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Uh, yeah, it's in the closet on
the, uh, right-hand side, baby.
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Now, when these kids
are out of this house...
Uh-huh.
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Mama is coming for you.
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Oh, Daddy can't wait.
Mm!
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Mm-hmm.
[ Chuckles ]
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But, you know, now
that you brought it up,
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I do like the idea of
the coffee table over here.
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Okay. Me too.
Yeah. Just fits better.
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Yeah, let's move it.
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This is gonna be legendary.
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All the GOATS in one room.
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[ Keyboard clicking ]
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Shahzad.
What?
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Are you even listening?
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[ Sighs ] I'm not
really into basketball.
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That's because you've never
been to a live game.
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You've never had the thrill of
watching your favorite player
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rest his testicles on another
man's skull as he dunked on him.
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I don't want to imagine that.
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Aw, back in the day, the
players' shorts were so little,
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you didn't have to imagine it.
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You could go for a lay-up
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and get a prostate exam
at the time,
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then come down and have your
ass cheeks hanging out.
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Now, those were the golden days.
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Teams would get together
for the love
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of beating the shit
out of one another.
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You didn't need the UFC.
You had the Detroit Pistons.
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You ever heard
of Rick Mahorn?
No.
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Dennis Rodman?
No.
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He had big lips with an earring
in it, black fingernail polish.
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That's when they hustle.
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When the ball went up,
the whole team said, "Crash!"
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Let me hear you say,
"Crash!"
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I'm not saying that.
Say it.
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Crash!
One more time.
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Crash!
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Keep doing it.
Crash!
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Again.
Crash!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Man #1: Get back!
Man #2: Stop the ball, y'all!
Stop...
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There's nothing like being
in the middle of the action.
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The blood, the sweat,
and if you're really lucky,
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you might get a gold tooth
flying up here at you.
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Wait, we're sitting
all the way up here?
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Shahzad, don't you turn your
nose up at the nosebleeds, okay?
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This is where the real fans sit.
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Sure, there might be a few
miscreants and pickpockets,
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but the camaraderie
is real up here.
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Check this out. Hey, y'all,
this is my son's first game.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Here you go, little man.
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[ Crowd chanting "defense,"
indistinct shouting ]
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Well, can we get some popcorn?
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At $21.50 a box?
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Those are hooker prices from
42nd Street and 11th Avenue
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on a Thursday,
right after 9:00 at night,
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with a student discount.
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Not that I would know
anything about it,
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but don't you worry,
'cause your daddy
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got a whole picnic
right here in his pocket.
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Mac n' cheese.
Jump on that.
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And that's with
the Cheez-It crust.
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Mango slaw.
Got sliders for you.
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[ Chuckles ] Wrap your mouth
around that.
[ Chuckles ]
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Peanut butter cornbread.
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And, for dessert,
my world-famous "prison loaf."
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Ba!
Yo.
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Holla!
This is still warm.
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98.6 degrees,
to be exact.
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Mm.
Shit, that looks
a helluva lot better
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than this $12 rubbery hot dog.
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My dude, it is.
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Slider.
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My man, thank you.
You got a cup?
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Hot dogs,
ladies and gentlemen!
Excuse me.
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May we have cups, napkins,
forks, and spoons?
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Here you go.
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You did this here,
for your troubles... sliders.
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Mm.
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[ Whistle blows,
crowd cheering ]
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Come on!
Come on, ref!
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That's not no foul!
Clean that glass eye, ref!
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Coming up. Watch him.
Alright.
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Jump!
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What's in this?
Honey, paprika,
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and my secret,
crushed Corn Flakes.
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Wow.
Come on, now!
Move the ball!
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Oh.
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I didn't know you were here.
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Oh, that's what the
eggplant-doughnut emoji meant.
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I thought that was a vegan snack
you were trying to feed me.
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Mm. See, I bought this for you
for your birthday,
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but I thought maybe
you could use it tonight.
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Oh, my God. Can we pl...
Can we please try the other
"birthday thing" tonight?
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Mnh-mnh.
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I only do that once a year,
no exceptions.
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You know that.
[ Cellphone ringing ]
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Aw, it could be Shahzad.
Hey.
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Hey, what if something's wrong?
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You don't have to worry
about Shahzad.
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He's a responsible kid.
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Yeah, it's not Shahzad
I'm worried about.
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You know, what you need
to be worried about
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is what's going on
down here.
Oh.
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What's down there?
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I got a thong on,
and I can't find it.
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That's a very sad story.
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You know what game we play?
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It's "find the thong."
Yes,
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so you better focus this time
and use your teeth.
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Hey!
[ Crowd cheering ]
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It's defense!
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Come on, man,
look at the 3-second!
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They're building condominiums
down there!
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Come on, ref! Make the call!
Blow the whistle!
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Man, you the Stevie Wonder
of refereeing!
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My son just did
his first trash talk!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Man, I wish we were closer.
The players look so small.
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I know. Kevin Garnett look like
Kevin Hart from up here.
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Mm.
But not for long.
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You see those empty seats
at courtside?
Yeah.
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Your father about to teach you
a valuable life lesson...
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How to be a baller on a budget.
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First, you buy the cheapest
tickets in the house... check.
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And then, first quarter,
you go to courtside,
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and you look for two
empty seats... check.
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And then, at halftime, you go
down there, and you take 'em.
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♪ To the beat, beat,
check it out ♪
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Isn't that stealing?
Not if they're not
being used.
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Why shouldn't we be able to trip
a referee if Spike Lee is home,
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busy polishing his Oscars
instead of coming to a game?
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[ Buzzer ]
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Baller roll out.
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In order for this thing to work,
you got to act like you belong.
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You got to have swag.
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You might not be Diddy,
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but you got to act like
you runnin' this city.
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It's all in the walk, okay?
Watch my bop.
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Long strides.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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00:09:47,402 --> 00:09:48,584
Come on.
Yes.
239
00:09:48,684 --> 00:09:50,947
Come on.
240
00:09:51,047 --> 00:09:54,471
[ Indistinct conversations ]
241
00:09:54,571 --> 00:10:01,880
♪♪
242
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:04,844
Excuse me, sir.
Can I see your tickets, please?
243
00:10:04,944 --> 00:10:07,127
[ Chuckles ] I seem
to have misplaced them.
244
00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:08,969
I think I left them
in my Bugatti.
245
00:10:09,069 --> 00:10:11,292
Your Bugatti?
And what color is your Bugatti?
246
00:10:11,392 --> 00:10:13,855
Um...
[ Clears throat ] Chartreuse?
247
00:10:13,955 --> 00:10:16,138
Chartreuse?
And what color is chartreuse?
Yeah.
248
00:10:16,238 --> 00:10:19,662
Come on, man.
Stop busting my balls.
249
00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:22,386
I'm just trying to make
my kid's wish come true.
250
00:10:22,486 --> 00:10:24,789
Oh, oh.
Why didn't you tell me?
251
00:10:24,889 --> 00:10:26,991
Let me show you your seats.
252
00:10:27,091 --> 00:10:29,354
Enjoy the game.
253
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,477
And God bless you, son.
254
00:10:31,577 --> 00:10:33,600
[ Chuckles ]
Told you!
255
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,282
[ Inhales sharply ]
Told you, kid.
256
00:10:35,382 --> 00:10:36,803
Wow!
257
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,646
Courtside seats.
258
00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:41,229
Man, we so close, we can see
LeBron's lace front.
259
00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:45,815
What's up, little man?
I'm glad you could make it.
260
00:10:45,915 --> 00:10:48,097
You want to shoot around
with the team?
261
00:10:48,197 --> 00:10:50,981
Shahzad, that's
a living legend... Chris Bosh!
262
00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:52,423
What?!
263
00:10:52,523 --> 00:10:55,466
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
264
00:10:55,566 --> 00:10:57,509
♪ How it feel to be the boss?
Let me find out ♪
265
00:10:57,609 --> 00:10:59,712
♪ My team balling, you look like
you need a timeout ♪
266
00:10:59,812 --> 00:11:02,155
♪ Timeout ♪
♪ I'm a star, in the clutch,
I'mma shine out ♪
267
00:11:02,255 --> 00:11:04,718
♪ I'm a star ♪
♪ Working hard, yeah,
I'm back on my grind now ♪
268
00:11:04,818 --> 00:11:07,361
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Game on, took a loss,
but I stay strong ♪
269
00:11:07,461 --> 00:11:09,884
♪ 'Ey ♪
♪ Super Bowl rings,
I just won the playoffs ♪
270
00:11:09,984 --> 00:11:11,967
♪ Gotta go hard,
I could never play soft ♪
271
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,947
♪ Giant in New York,
I run it back like Saquon ♪
272
00:11:14,029 --> 00:11:16,492
♪ Like Saquon ♪
♪ And I gotta win
no matter what ♪
273
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,935
♪ Like ♪
♪ Like fourth down,
Hail Mary, no punts ♪
274
00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:21,859
♪ Stunt ♪
♪ Every time I touch down,
I gotta stunt ♪
275
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,701
♪ Randy Moss, yeah,
my numbers going up ♪
276
00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:25,804
♪ Hey ♪
277
00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:29,829
Oh, my God.
That was awesome!
Yo.
278
00:11:29,929 --> 00:11:32,112
I put my testicles
on Chris Bosh's skull!
279
00:11:32,212 --> 00:11:34,515
Man, you wait until
you get body-slammed
280
00:11:34,615 --> 00:11:36,958
by Dennis Rodman
trying to save a ball.
281
00:11:37,058 --> 00:11:38,600
[ Both laugh ]
282
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,043
Oh, man, look,
we're on the jumbotron.
283
00:11:41,143 --> 00:11:42,761
Announcer: Let's give
a warm Brooklyn welcome
284
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,687
to our special guests
this afternoon,
285
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,050
Lucas Watkins
and his father, Kenny,
286
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:51,095
all the way from Kansas City,
thanks to Got-A-Wish Foundation!
287
00:11:51,195 --> 00:11:53,778
Making kids' wishes come true
since 1980!
288
00:11:53,878 --> 00:11:56,582
What do we do now?
Just roll with it, Lucas.
289
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,545
[ Cheers and applause ]
290
00:11:59,645 --> 00:12:05,893
♪♪
291
00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:10,319
No, come on.
292
00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:12,962
Now, okay. I'm sorry.
293
00:12:13,062 --> 00:12:17,488
I just... I keep thinking about
Shahzad bonding with Tray
294
00:12:17,588 --> 00:12:20,531
and then he's not gonna want to
hang out with me anymore.
295
00:12:20,631 --> 00:12:24,376
And I am... I'm just not ready
to be a stepdad yet.
296
00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:26,579
[ Clicks tongue ]
Don't be silly.
297
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:30,143
You have been in Shahzad's life
since he was 5 years old.
298
00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:32,706
This is not a competition.
299
00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:35,670
Mm-hmm.
You and Tray
are two different people.
300
00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:39,635
Tray is fun, exciting,
and unpredictable.
301
00:12:39,735 --> 00:12:41,958
Uh-huh.
But you...
302
00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:49,767
you... you're stable,
comfortable, and... Josh.
303
00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:52,411
Thank you? I think.
304
00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:55,214
Well, it's your turn
to put these on.
305
00:12:55,314 --> 00:12:57,897
Oh.
I hate this part.
306
00:12:57,997 --> 00:13:00,941
We got to get out of here.
We can get arrested for this.
307
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,665
[ Jamaican accent ]
Just be cool, man.
308
00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:06,628
Excuse me, but you two
need to come with me.
309
00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:09,712
Oh, man, it was his idea.
And it was a good one.
310
00:13:09,812 --> 00:13:12,395
Because Chris Bosh
would like you and your dad
311
00:13:12,495 --> 00:13:13,997
to come and watch
the rest of the game
312
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,320
in his VIP lounge with him.
313
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,842
[ Chuckles ]
314
00:13:17,942 --> 00:13:19,804
[ Normal voice ] Well,
if you insist. Yeah!
315
00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:21,607
[ Laughing ]
Come right this way.
316
00:13:21,707 --> 00:13:25,051
[ Hip hop playing
in background ]
317
00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:28,135
Yeah, that's good.
My pleasure.
318
00:13:28,235 --> 00:13:31,018
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to introduce my guests,
319
00:13:31,118 --> 00:13:32,901
Kenny and Lucas Watkins.
320
00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:35,063
[ Applause ]
321
00:13:35,163 --> 00:13:38,788
You are such an inspiration.
322
00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:40,750
We're all praying for you.
323
00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:43,073
Because of you, I keep going.
324
00:13:43,173 --> 00:13:44,751
♪ I see them on the boulevard,
I see them on the streets ♪
325
00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:46,237
♪ I like 'em
with the cute sundress ♪
326
00:13:46,337 --> 00:13:49,801
Tray, we should stop this.
This ain't right.
327
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:52,044
It's morally wrong.
328
00:13:52,144 --> 00:13:54,527
We can't.
We in too deep.
329
00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:57,090
Plus, Karrueche Tran is into me.
330
00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:59,533
I don't want to impersonate
a cancer patient.
331
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:03,458
I know you must be so tired,
but would you mind taking a
picture with the two of us?
332
00:14:03,558 --> 00:14:06,342
Maybe we can go on
a little longer.
333
00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:09,225
Will you take my hand?
334
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:13,230
Man, I can't believe that I'm
hanging out with an NBA legend.
335
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,872
To be honest,
I loved you on the court.
336
00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:16,434
I love you more on Instagram.
337
00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:19,037
Tell the truth... you using
mad filters, right?
338
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:22,041
A gentleman never tells, man.
Uh, go ahead, sit down.
339
00:14:22,141 --> 00:14:23,883
Oh, thank you.
340
00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:25,205
Hi.
Wow.
341
00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:26,447
Come sit down.
342
00:14:26,547 --> 00:14:28,169
Oh, thank you.
[ Laughs ]
343
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:30,652
I'mma call you "Candy"
'cause you make my teeth hurt.
344
00:14:30,752 --> 00:14:32,854
Ooh! [ Laughs ]
I like that.
[ Laughs ]
345
00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:34,416
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
346
00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:37,540
Yeah, they say I can go any day.
347
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,224
You poor little guy.
Are you in pain?
348
00:14:40,324 --> 00:14:43,708
Oh, my shoulders hurt
from all the radiation.
349
00:14:43,808 --> 00:14:46,511
Aww!
Is pressure okay?
350
00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:47,873
Mm-hmm.
351
00:14:47,973 --> 00:14:49,835
Can I get y'all numbers?
352
00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:51,958
You know, just...
Just in case I make it?
353
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,521
Mmm! Everything but the tail,
girl.
Ah!
354
00:14:54,621 --> 00:14:56,203
You must be a mermaid.
[ Laughs ]
355
00:14:56,303 --> 00:14:57,925
You want some more shrimp?
Mm-hmm.
356
00:14:58,025 --> 00:14:59,207
Uh, excuse me?
357
00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:01,089
We gonna need some more shrimp,
358
00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:03,452
at least 20 more,
and some champagne.
359
00:15:03,552 --> 00:15:06,015
Bring the kind of stuff
that you pour on a stripper.
360
00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:07,617
Mm. Excuse me.
361
00:15:07,717 --> 00:15:09,139
My bad, Karrueche.
362
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:12,103
The kind you pour on a lady...
that strips.
Mm.
363
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,105
Okay.
Here you go,
Mr. Watkins.
364
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,148
Uh, I hope they fit.
Anything else?
365
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,152
Yes, a Segway,
some pit bull puppies,
366
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,915
some Timberlands, size 11,
and a red leather cou...
367
00:15:22,015 --> 00:15:23,197
[ Sour note plays ]
368
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,960
Uh, some jerseys would be fine.
369
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,123
Thank you.
370
00:15:28,223 --> 00:15:30,926
It must take
a special kind of parent
371
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:32,648
to take care of a sick child.
372
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:34,571
Especially when you're single,
you know?
373
00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:37,855
And I just do not know what
I'm gonna do once he's gone.
374
00:15:37,955 --> 00:15:40,017
He looks pretty lively to me.
375
00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:43,502
[ Gasps ] Wow!
Wishes do come true!
376
00:15:43,602 --> 00:15:46,786
She's clapping her butt cheeks!
377
00:15:46,886 --> 00:15:48,067
[ Laughs ]
378
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,749
Wow.
379
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,311
[ Glass clinks, music stops ]
380
00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:53,194
Man #1: Hold on, man.
Man #2: What's up?
381
00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:55,677
I hope all this makes your son's
fight a little easier.
382
00:15:55,777 --> 00:15:58,400
We know how hard it is
for families
383
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,883
to pay medical bills
with children like Lucas.
384
00:16:00,983 --> 00:16:03,086
So, with that said,
385
00:16:03,186 --> 00:16:07,051
I'm personally donating
$100,000 in his name
386
00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:09,013
to the Got-A-Wish Foundation.
387
00:16:09,113 --> 00:16:11,496
[ Cheers and applause ]
388
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,860
♪♪
389
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,144
I'm... I'm speechless.
Come on, man.
Let's get a picture.
390
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,228
Excuse me.
Photographer: Alright, everyone.
Let's smile for the camera.
391
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,271
Sorry to interrupt,
Mr. Bosh.
392
00:16:23,371 --> 00:16:25,674
We just got a call from
the Got-A-Wish Foundation.
393
00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:28,337
Lucas and Kenny Watkins aren't
gonna be able to make it today.
394
00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:31,961
Lucas died in his tree house
this morning.
395
00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:34,164
[ Crowd gasps ]
396
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,926
[ Indistinct conversations ]
397
00:16:36,026 --> 00:16:38,970
Uh, uh, you can...
You can take this check.
398
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,493
You can take this check.
Excuse me.
399
00:16:41,593 --> 00:16:44,056
Shahzad, get the jerseys.
Mm-hmm.
400
00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:46,019
Hey, man.
Hold on, bud.
401
00:16:46,119 --> 00:16:47,741
Oh.
[ Back cracks ]
Hey! My back!
402
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,843
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Tray: Sorry!
403
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,346
I'm going upstairs to read.
404
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,469
Okay.
Just gonna watch some ESPN.
405
00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:57,072
Really?
You don't ever watch sports.
406
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:59,115
Yeah, I do.
Dog shows don't count.
407
00:16:59,215 --> 00:17:02,960
Fine. I'm just trying to, like,
branch out, you know?
408
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,762
Expand my horizons.
409
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,422
Don't pretend to be something
you're not
410
00:17:06,464 --> 00:17:08,246
just so Shahzad
would hang out with you.
411
00:17:08,346 --> 00:17:09,968
I just want him
to like me again.
412
00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,610
He loves you.
413
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,693
Just let him know that
you're not going anywhere,
414
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:15,095
and he'll come back around.
415
00:17:15,195 --> 00:17:16,937
I promise.
416
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,899
How are you so smart about this?
417
00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:20,301
[ Chuckles ]
Don't be fooled,
418
00:17:20,401 --> 00:17:22,139
'cause if there was another
woman in their life,
419
00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:24,186
I would flip the hell out.
420
00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:26,228
[ Chuckles ] It's hard.
421
00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:29,112
But you're doing a great job.
422
00:17:29,212 --> 00:17:30,874
Mm.
You're right.
423
00:17:30,974 --> 00:17:32,876
I got to be me.
424
00:17:32,976 --> 00:17:35,359
Man: Helvetica, chapter 1.
425
00:17:35,459 --> 00:17:37,322
Oh!
Helvetica!
426
00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,721
Yeah, this is that documentary
on fonts I was telling
you about.
427
00:17:39,745 --> 00:17:44,350
Is a commonly used
sans-serif font classified...
I... Oh. Shay.
428
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,536
I can't believe
that just happened.
429
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:51,259
This was like
the best night of my life.
430
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,782
I was supposed to watch
"Star Wars" with Josh,
431
00:17:53,882 --> 00:17:56,265
but this was way better.
432
00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:57,747
You were?
433
00:17:57,847 --> 00:18:00,230
Yeah, we usually watch movies
every Saturday,
434
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,313
but it's getting kind of lame.
435
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,714
This is way cooler.
436
00:18:03,814 --> 00:18:05,517
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Shahzad.
437
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:09,081
Josh may not have the swag
to get Karrueche Tran's number,
438
00:18:09,181 --> 00:18:12,605
but he was there for you
even when I couldn't be there.
439
00:18:12,705 --> 00:18:14,007
I-I know, but...
440
00:18:14,107 --> 00:18:16,530
Listen, listen, listen, son.
441
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,374
It's not easy watching
another guy come up in here
442
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:23,619
and have a relationship with
your kid, so, in my book...
443
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:26,863
Josh is okay.
444
00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:28,825
[ Sighs ]
445
00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:31,028
I never really
thought of it like that.
446
00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:33,972
I know. Come on.
447
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:38,958
Thanks for an epic day, Pops.
448
00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:41,481
Pops? I like the way
that sounds.
449
00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:42,963
[ Chuckles ]
450
00:18:43,063 --> 00:18:45,326
I'mma take this evidence,
and I'mma burn it,
451
00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:47,368
and you keep workin'
on that "Diddy bop."
452
00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:49,211
Like this?
Absolutely.
453
00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:50,853
Mm.
454
00:18:50,953 --> 00:18:53,296
Ha ha!
455
00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:56,620
♪♪
456
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,983
[ Door opens,
man speaks indistinctly on TV ]
457
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,905
Hey.
Hey.
458
00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:02,383
Times New Roman is a serif
typeface created by Morrison...
459
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,189
How was the game?
Oh, it was cool.
460
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:06,632
The text of newspapers.
Ah.
Glad you had a good time.
461
00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:09,031
Commissioned in 1931
by the artistic advisor...
I guess
you're pretty tired.
462
00:19:09,055 --> 00:19:11,438
Of the British
printing equipment company,
463
00:19:11,538 --> 00:19:14,762
Times New Roman...
Eh, I'm not too tired
464
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,006
to kick your butt in a game
of Warriors of Catan.
465
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,848
[ Chuckles ]
466
00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:21,811
Those are fighting words.
467
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,893
I hope you have the resources
to back them up.
468
00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:25,816
Ha! Whoa, whoa!
469
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,898
I'm gonna settle the shit
out of your land!
470
00:19:27,998 --> 00:19:30,021
You can't even stop me, son!
471
00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:32,704
Oh. Sorry, I, uh...
472
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,548
I-I learned a little bit
of trash talk at the game,
473
00:19:35,648 --> 00:19:39,112
and it's kind of hard
to stop now.
474
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:43,117
Okay. Come on. Sit down.
We've got a game to play.
475
00:19:43,217 --> 00:19:45,240
[ Breathes deeply ]
476
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:47,002
What'd you get
all over your shirt?
477
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,245
I-It's signatures, Dad.
478
00:19:49,345 --> 00:19:50,806
Signatures on your jersey?
479
00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:52,529
Yeah, I know.
'Cause that's what you do.
480
00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:54,349
That's what I do.
That's what everyone does.
481
00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:56,511
That's what everyone does.
That's why I knew about it.
482
00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:01,215
With three games remaining
in the regular season...
Here.
483
00:20:01,239 --> 00:20:03,222
The Philadelphia team
face a daunting task
484
00:20:03,322 --> 00:20:04,700
if they're trying to
make the playoffs.
You feeling any better?
485
00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,746
Yeah, I am.
They next face Boston,
486
00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:08,384
and it's sure to be
an epic battle.
I made peace with the fact
487
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,226
that Shahzad is sometimes
gonna pick Tray over me.
488
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,109
The players have one loss
in Cleveland behind them...
489
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:13,955
I actually think he's
a really good influence.
490
00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:15,757
They're gonna
need to move the ball
491
00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:17,515
and play better defense,
Peter.
[ Chuckles ] Funny.
492
00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:18,957
'Cause I'm starting
to think that, too.
Mm?
493
00:20:18,981 --> 00:20:20,683
Here's Brian
with the local update.
494
00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:22,722
Yesterday, at the first-annual
Icon Basketball Classic,
495
00:20:22,746 --> 00:20:25,970
two grifters pretending to be
a Got-A-Wish kid and his father
496
00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:28,373
led to the injury of Chris Bosh,
497
00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:31,497
whose rep reports
is currently in the hospital.
498
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,539
The two are still at large.
499
00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:36,463
Oh, we were so wrong.
500
00:20:36,563 --> 00:20:39,246
[ Sighs ]
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