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- Will and Grace is recorded
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in front of
a live studio audience.
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- Honey, you gonna pack
your self-portrait?
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- No, and that's not me.
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It's just some sad, gay man
that bums everybody out.
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- Hmm.
My mistake.
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- How crazy is it that the two
of you are both having babies?
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Oh, look!
I found the penis on the tree.
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- Well, the baby's coming.
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It's time.
I can feel it.
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- It's time!
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- It's time!
That's it!
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It's time!
Everybody knows what to do.
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Commence Operation Baby.
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- [moans]
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- Did no one read my email?
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- Which email?
- What's email?
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- The one with
the subject line,
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"Operation Baby.
Read--important.
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I mean it, guys."
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- I didn't think
it was important.
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- Oh, I didn't read it.
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- I stopped reading after,
"And so it begins."
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- Come on.
Come on, let's go.
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[upbeat trumpet
and piano music]
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♪
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- I'm really sorry
for the false alarm.
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- Eh, I'm used to false alarms
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from hysterical women.
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You're not dying, Judith!
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You're just having
a panic attack
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because your DVR
didn't record "Chicago Fire."
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- The doctor said
to induce labor,
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I should walk around
and exercise.
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- Well, then that baby
is never getting born.
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- "What the whozie?
Where's the boozy?"
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said the floozy to the snoozy.
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- It's all packed up.
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- No, it isn't.
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It's behind the Jewzie.
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- Oh, no.
You forgot to pack up
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your self-portrait.
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- Why does everybody
think that's me?
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It's a gaunt, dead-eyed man
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who never changes
and looks down on everyone.
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- My mistake.
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[sighs]
I remember the day
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he put that up.
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- No, no, no.
I told you.
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No reminiscing.
This is a fresh start!
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We're having babies,
a new house.
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We're moving forward, not back.
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- Jack!
The stage manager
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from your Broadway play
just called on the landline.
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Sailor number five,
he cannot go on tonight.
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- It's actually happening,
people!
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- Oh, my God.
Jack, does this mean
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you're gonna perform
on Broadway tonight?
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- Eh, no, eh, Jack is not
the first understudy.
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- But you never know.
Something could happen to him.
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- Then you'd go on?
- Eh, no.
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Then, it would go
to the second understudy.
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- And if a terrible thing
happens to him?
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- That's right, Karen.
Jack would only be
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one more person away from
performing on Broadway tonight!
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- [laughs]
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It's so close!
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My dream of taking a bow
on a Broadway stage
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is only a car accident,
a death in the family,
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and a respiratory infection
away from coming true!
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- I just got a letter
from Stan.
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- How?
- On my phone.
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- That's email!
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- May I finish?
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He wants me to meet him
at the top
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of the Statue of Liberty
at 5:00.
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- Isn't that where you had
your first date?
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- It is.
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We had a picnic
on the torch deck.
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Back when I was tired and poor,
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and he was just a huddled mass,
yearning to eat brie.
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- Well, we know he's still
in love with you.
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He obviously wants you back.
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- And I considered it
for a minute, but, uh...
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Like Wilma here,
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I'm moving forward,
not backward.
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- Okay, for the last time,
that is not me.
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It's a painting my mother
gave my father
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but he didn't like it 'cause
he thought it was too gay.
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My mistake.
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.
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- What is this thing?
Where is it taking me?
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Are we in Jakarta?
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- It's called a taxi.
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We didn't want you to have to
say good-bye to Stan alone,
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because we're nice people.
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- Well, now I feel bad I didn't
get to know you kids better.
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- Also, climbing those steps
will help bring on the baby.
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- And I need to distract
myself from thinking
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about the very real
possibility
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that I might take a bow
on Broadway tonight.
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- How about your job
as a bar owner?
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Wouldn't that distract you?
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- Oh, yeah.
That.
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- What about your job
at the rec center?
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- Do I still have that job?
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No.
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Yes.
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No.
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Maybe.
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[phone buzzes]
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Oh, my Cher.
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The first two understudies
have a bacterial parasite
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and can't stop throwing up!
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- Well, just say the word.
We can make that
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last chorus boy disappear.
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Trust me.
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He's already dead
to his family in Utah.
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- Oh, my God.
Turn that up.
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[news theme song]
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- McCoy Whitman says
"Cheerio"
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to his job in London,
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and returns to the Big Apple
to his old chair,
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anchoring the 6:00 and 10:00
news on Channel Four.
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- Will, McCoy's
back in New York.
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- Yeah,
I'm aware of that, Grace.
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What, with my eyes and ears
receiving information
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as they do.
- And he didn't tell you?
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That is huge.
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But...
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Is it bigger than the thing
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that's potentially
happening to me?
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America says, "No."
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- Doesn't matter.
McCoy and I broke up.
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He didn't want kids, so.
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See, now I'm getting sad again.
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This is why
I'm not looking back.
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- I'm with you, honey.
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That's why I'm telling Stan
to stay out of my life forever.
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That chapter is closed.
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I don't even care
who he ends up with.
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- Are you sure about that?
- Who said that?
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- Ello, Mother.
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Jack, Jim, Betty.
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- Lorraine Finster.
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- Looking good, girl.
What you doing driving a cab?
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- It's not a lot different
from stripping.
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You know, you take people
where they wanna go.
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Sometimes you end up with
a big mess on your backseat.
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You don't mean that
about Stan, Mummy.
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- Yes, you're
my ex-step-daughter,
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and yes, we had a four-way
for three hours
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with two of the One Directions,
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but you know zero about me.
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- Don't trust her, Karen.
- That is offensive.
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Why do women always have
to tear each other down?
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- Maybe 'cause you're a grifter
who's always stealing from her.
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- What, like you stole that
nose off a Gentile, Betty?
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Listen, Mummy.
I've known you
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for the better part
of 300 years,
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and one thing
has remained constant:
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not your boobs
or your head or your body.
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- How about her seemingly
limitless tolerance
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for drugs and alcohol?
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- Thank you, Jim.
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- All right, fine.
Two things.
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That, and you've always been
in love with Stanley Walker.
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- It's true, Kar.
- You kind of have.
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- Can't disagree.
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- Damn it.
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The slag, the hag, the drag,
and the gentleman to my left
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are correct.
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Wait a minute.
You're never right.
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What's your angle, Finster?
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- Well, I have been told I'm
rather fetching from behind.
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Also when I'm getting
jackhammered.
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My profile is regal.
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- This is the filthiest episode
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of "Downton Abbey"
I've ever seen.
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- You're right.
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I do love Stan.
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.
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[upbeat piano music]
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♪
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- Whoo-hoo!
[boat horn honks]
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We beat Jack and Karen.
Oh, God.
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You were moving.
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- I was just trying to get
ahead of your stair-farting.
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- I'm pregnant.
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- Who are you gonna blame
when that thing comes out?
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- I'll get an old dog.
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- Wow, look at this.
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[sighs]
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That's our life, our city.
[boat horn honks]
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Just think of all the stories,
- Hmm.
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- Milestones,
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men who have disappointed us.
- Or...
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We think about the men
we'll disappoint in the future.
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All that matters is
we don't look back.
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- Are we really not gonna talk
about the fact
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that McCoy
is back in New York?
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- We really aren't.
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If he wanted to get in touch
with me, he would've.
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- But--
- Only looking forward...
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[bird's wings flapping]
At that pigeon
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with a syringe in its mouth.
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- Stanley, darling?
- Oh, he's not here yet, Kare.
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- Oh.
He's probably running late.
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Unless he got confused,
and he's at the top
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of the Empire State Building,
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holding a lady
and swatting away planes.
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[footsteps approaching]
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- Oh!
My--my legs are dying!
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Every part of them
is like jelly:
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my fibia, my flabia,
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my skibia, my skabia.
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- Not one of those things
is real.
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- Uh, I think I would know.
I was a nurse.
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[scoffs]
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Wait.
Am I still?
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No.
[laughs]
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Yes.
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[exhales]
No.
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Maybe.
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[phone ringing]
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Go for Jack.
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Would you be a dear and hold
the phone away from your ear
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just for one second?
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Yeah, just for one second.
Okay.
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[screams]
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Thank you.
I'll be right there.
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Oh, my God.
You guys!
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The last understudy
has the measles!
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Thank you, anti-vaxxers!
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I'm going on in two hours.
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Tonight, I'm finally gonna
take a bow on a Broadway stage!
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- Oh, my God,
this is your dream.
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- Do you need us
to help you get ready?
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- Oh, I'm always ready.
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Got my tap shoes
and my sailor suit.
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I won't be a minute.
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[boat horn honks]
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Ta-da!
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- They let gays
in the military now?
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- Break a leg.
- Aww, break some water.
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- Proud of you, sailor.
- Thanks, Will.
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This is the first good thing
to happen to me
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on top of a woman.
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Broadway, here I come.
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- Will, we are going to see
Jack McFarland on Broadway.
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- Yeah, and not just
pointing up at a marquee,
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screaming, "Ben Platt
took my career!"
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- You know what?
You girls go ahead.
255
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,846
I'm gonna wait for Stan.
[boat horn honks]
256
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,544
- Do you need me to stay?
- No, honey, I'm fine.
257
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,895
I'm sure he'll be here
in a few minutes.
258
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,940
- It's a big day
for both of us, huh?
259
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,987
- Why?
What you got going on?
260
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,958
Where the hell are you,
Stanley?
261
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,133
[sighs]
262
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,745
You better not
make a fool of me.
263
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,399
[light piano music]
264
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,184
[applause]
265
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,055
- It's really happening.
266
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,579
- How did he do it?
After all those stairs?
267
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,016
After all that dancing?
268
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,670
How did his legs
not give out on him?
269
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:41,021
- Oh, here he comes!
270
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:44,720
[applause]
271
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:02,607
- The seaman on the floor
is my husband.
272
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:09,266
♪
273
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,921
- He's not coming,
is he, Libby?
274
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,228
Well, you know what?
275
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,404
I'm putting my torch down,
honey.
276
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:20,060
My arm's getting tired.
277
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:24,107
[helicopter blades whirring]
278
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,460
Well, what do you know?
279
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,507
I guess it ain't over
until the fat man choppers in
280
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,291
over restricted air space.
281
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,343
Wait a minute.
282
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:46,042
Am I really gonna climb
a ladder into that helicopter,
283
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:49,959
and then another one
into your arms, and that's it?
284
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,701
We just go back
to the way things were?
285
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:56,183
You've done terrible things.
I've done terrible things.
286
00:13:56,226 --> 00:14:00,143
There are bad people
on both sides.
287
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:04,321
Starting over's not gonna
be that easy, you know.
288
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,149
Oh, you think
you can buy me back
289
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,978
with some trinket
I can buy myself.
290
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,895
Let's start over.
291
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,115
Marry me again.
292
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,036
I love it.
293
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,867
Keep that flame burning, Libby.
294
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,695
Oh, and honey?
Lose the tablet.
295
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,046
No one likes a girl who reads.
296
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,136
[energetic piano music]
297
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,355
- Sorry, sorry.
Pregnant woman.
298
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,575
Sorry, sorry, pregnant.
299
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,143
Ooh.
Nice.
300
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,884
- I thought we were gonna
meet in the lobby?
301
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,973
- You will never believe
who I saw in the bathroom.
302
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:50,193
- Michelle Visage?
303
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,238
- Who is that?
304
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,369
- There really is
a big difference
305
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,545
between gay people
and straight people.
306
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,721
- No!
McCoy.
307
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,419
I saw McCoy.
308
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,811
McCoy's here?
309
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,509
W--Wait--McCoy was
in the ladies room?
310
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,337
- Which one of us
do you think picks a bathroom
311
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,252
based on the line?
312
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,254
- Are you sure it was him?
- Yes!
313
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,952
He was at the urinal
when I walked in,
314
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:13,913
and by the way, good for you.
315
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,483
- Oh, my God.
316
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,137
McCoy is here right now.
317
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,573
My heart's beating
a mile a minute.
318
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,097
- Well--
- Don't say
319
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,186
what you're about to say.
- Go after him.
320
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,623
- He didn't call me.
I--why should I chase him?
321
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,233
- Why?
Because, in 20 years,
322
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,279
I don't want to be the person
who has to hear you say,
323
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,107
"I should have gone after him."
324
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,586
Come on.
325
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,501
Come on, I'll make room.
Hey.
326
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,981
Pregnant woman coming through!
327
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:45,031
.
328
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,337
- So I got out of the theater
just in time to see McCoy
329
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,512
jump in the back of a town car.
330
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,687
And like a schmuck,
331
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,733
I--I did that
speed walk/run thing
332
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,996
to try to catch up,
and then I yelled his name
333
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,172
in this desperate,
high-pitched voice,
334
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,479
"McCoy, McCoy!"
335
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,049
Yes, Grace.
336
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,268
Like a sad, gay crow.
337
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,708
I'll--I'll see you in a minute.
338
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:11,709
[elevator dings]
339
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,192
McCoy.
340
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,411
- Hey.
341
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,543
- What are you going here?
342
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,632
- I'm back in New York.
343
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,460
I don't know if you knew.
344
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,593
- No, I had no idea.
345
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:29,031
- It was all just
so much, so fast.
346
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,077
Getting married,
347
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,036
and the baby, I...
348
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,473
I got scared.
349
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,475
- I get that.
350
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,174
But I'm--I'm trying
not to look back.
351
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,479
- Me neither.
Me neither.
352
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,874
I--I--I'm only thinking
about the future.
353
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,616
- Why couldn't you
have just called?
354
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,313
And it's not just about you
being attractive.
355
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,489
You also smell great.
356
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,926
- I forgot
to put on deodorant.
357
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,931
So, is that a yes?
358
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,456
- I made a commitment to Grace.
We're moving.
359
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,848
We're raising
our babies together.
360
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,676
- And none of that
has to change.
361
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,764
But, Will...
362
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:11,639
The gay guy gets to have
his Prince Charming, too.
363
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,038
- Well, a happily ever after
would be nice.
364
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,696
- Hey.
365
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,655
Anything new
366
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,874
since you got
off the elevator?
367
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,138
- Like you weren't
watching the whole thing
368
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,400
through the peephole.
369
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,577
- How is that guy hot,
even through a fish-eye?
370
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,363
So, are you--
- We'll see.
371
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,061
It doesn't change anything.
372
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,672
- I'm happy for you.
373
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,457
Just like you'll be happy
when it happens for me.
374
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,546
- Hmm.
- [moans]
375
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,592
- [exhales]
376
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,508
Hey.
Why didn't they take the couch?
377
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,337
- Oh, it wouldn't fit
out the door.
378
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,470
- Really?
- No, I hate it.
379
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,689
I've always hated it.
380
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:05,519
So does he.
That's why he's sad.
381
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:08,261
- I love this couch.
It's the--
382
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,394
It's the first thing I bought
for this apartment.
383
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:14,136
- [sighs]
384
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,834
- Wow.
385
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:20,447
We lived a whole life here.
- We sure did.
386
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,669
Wait.
You said no reminiscing.
387
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:29,325
- Maybe just a little bit.
388
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:32,459
[exhales]
389
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:35,418
- [sighs]
390
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,682
Everything's gonna be
so different.
391
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,685
A whole new life.
392
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,383
A new house.
- Hmm.
393
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:46,734
- Kids.
394
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:50,955
We've always just been
Will and Grace.
395
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,307
- It's okay.
396
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,091
- What do you mean?
397
00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,139
- Maybe we've been
Will and Grace long enough.
398
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:03,838
- How much you wanna bet
they're in there
399
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:07,015
staring into each other's eyes?
400
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,973
- Everything's changing.
401
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,454
It's like we won't be
the old Jack and Karen anymore.
402
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,629
[smack]
403
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:19,070
- Don't you dare call me old,
you big homo.
404
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:21,812
[smack]
405
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,687
- Don't you dare
call me big.
406
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,992
[smack]
[smack]
407
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,127
[both sigh]
408
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,174
We're still us!
409
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,219
- And we always will be.
410
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,351
Come on.
411
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,223
Let's go pull them
off each other.
412
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,095
Grace Adler, you had better
be wearing a condom.
413
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,576
- [laughs]
414
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,797
- There he is,
our Broadway star.
415
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,191
- Oh, Jack.
You were awesome.
416
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,584
And Karen, you and Stan--
are you happy?
417
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,803
- I am.
418
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,805
There are 100 reasons
why Stan and I
419
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,633
shouldn't be together,
420
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:03,811
and 7.3 billion reasons
why we should.
421
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,988
- Aww.
I love love.
422
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,294
Come on, everyone.
Shift it.
423
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,644
It's time to get
to the cast party I'm hosting.
424
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:14,213
- It's time.
- Yeah, I just said that.
425
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,779
Everyone has to bring
a bag of chips,
426
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,433
whatever they want to drink,
an entrée,
427
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,653
and a barbeque
if you have one.
428
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,612
- No.
It's time.
429
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,527
- Honey, I think
our girl's getting ready
430
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,182
to have her litter.
431
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,056
- You sure?
432
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,667
- Oh yeah--yeah, yeah--
oh, yeah.
433
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,408
- Oh, my God.
I'm gonna be an uncle.
434
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,018
- I'm gonna be an aunt!
[laughs]
435
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:42,676
- I'm gonna be richer!
- [squeals]
436
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,634
- Hey, let me in.
It's kind of my moment.
437
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,984
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
438
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,117
- Okay, you guys,
get the elevator.
439
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:54,688
You ready for this?
- 100% no.
440
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,212
- You're gonna be great.
441
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,955
We are gonna be great.
- [laughs]
442
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,131
- Let's go.
[elevator dings]
443
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,235
[nostalgic piano music]
444
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,933
♪
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