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Everyone
please stay close.
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Keep your pocketbooks tight
and your heads on a swivel.
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We're in Brownsville now.
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Home of M.O.P., Mike Tyson,
and Riddick Bowe --
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two heavyweight champions
of the world.
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But the real legend was
90-year-old Mama Jarvis.
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We called her "227" because
she knew everybody's business.
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She lived here
on the ground floor,
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and she raised half the kids
in this project.
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Deric,
get outta that tree, boy.
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Okay.Erica, I see you.
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Come out of that bush.
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Sean, get away
from Erica's bush.
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Y'all behave yourself,
you hear me?
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She always made sure
our bellies were full.[ Timer dings ]
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Who wants cookies?
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Thanks, Mama Jarvis.
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Man, just get away!My favorite.
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Slow down, Craig.
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You know obesity runs
in your family, right?
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Tray: And because of her love,
Mama Jarvis was untouchable.
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She could walk through the hood
anytime, day or night.
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[ Gunshots,
Indistinct shouting ]
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Mama Jarvis! Whoa. Chill out,
chill out! Chill out!
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Oh, shit! Hold on, hold on.
Stop firing, stop firing!
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Hey, how you doing,
Mama Jarvis?Everything good?
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Oh, hey, sweet babies.Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
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I'm doing fine.Oh, that's good,
that's good.
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That's good, that's good.Now, y'all staying
out of trouble?
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Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.You being good?
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Of course, Mama.[ Chuckles ]
Yes, yes, ma'am.
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I wanna see y'all in church
on Sunday.
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Okay, Mama, okay.Yes, of course.And I mean not just
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for your homies'
funerals, either.
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Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.Yes, ma'am.Okay.
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You have a good one.Take care.
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What the...
What...
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Oh, and if Mister Earl
comes looking for me,
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send him through.
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Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
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Tray:
Mama Jarvis was never short
on love or wisdom.
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Christopher, I want you
to stop crying.
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I know she said you were fat,
black, and ugly as ever.
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But that's not
necessarily true.
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Now, I want to stay coogie
down to your socks,
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keep your rings and your watch
filled with diamond rocks,
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and when the girls peep you,
they gonna see you.
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Ya hear that, Big Poppa?
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I love it
when you call me that.
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Now, give Mama
a big hug.
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Her kind words touched some
of the most brilliant minds
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of our generation.
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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Josh: Oh, I was thinking
we could grab ramen
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at our favorite joint
right before "Star Wars."
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Sure, I guess.
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I mean, we had everything
off that menu twice.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Hey, what's up, Tray?
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Shahzad, you busy?
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Nah,
I ain't doing anything.Guess what.
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I got tickets to the first
Icon Basketball Classic.
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You wanna go?
Sure.
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Bet.
I'll pick you up in 30.
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A'ight,
I'll see you soon.
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So, Tray got us tickets
to some basketball game.
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I don't know. Do you mind if
we watch "Star Wars" later?
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Uh...
[ As Yoda ] Mind I do not.
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Have fun you will.Thanks, Dad.
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[ Normal voice ] Yeah,
may the Force be with you.
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What's going on?
I thought you guys
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were gonna go get ramen
and watch "Star Wars" again?
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Yeah, we were.
Then, uh, Tray called
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with basketball tickets,
and Shahzad blew me off.
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He doesn't even
like basketball.
I'm sorry.
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I feel like I get
so little time with him,
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and, when we do hang out,
he's distant.
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Am I doing something wrong?No, babe. He's a teenager.
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Making you feel shitty
is what they do.
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It was just so much easier
when he was little
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and he looked up to me.
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Now I feel like
he thinks I'm a dork.
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Aw, but you area dork, sweetie,
and that's why I love you.
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Not making me
feel better.
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I know what would
make you feel better.
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What?
Amira is over
Layla's house,
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and we got this whole place
to ourselves,
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so we can get as loud
as we want to.
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Oh, yeah, sounds good.
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You know what sounds good
to me?
What?
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You on your knees,
begging me to...[ Footsteps approaching ]
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...move this coffee table
to the center.
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Mm. Right.That's where it should be,
in the middle.
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Uh, Ma? Do you know where
my blue jacket is?Hmm?
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Uh, yeah, it's in the closet on
the, uh, right-hand side, baby.
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Now, when these kids
are out of this house...Uh-huh.
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...Mama
is coming for you.
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Oh, Daddy can't wait.
Mm!
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Mm-hmm.
[ Chuckles ]
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But, you know, now
that you brought it up,
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I do like the idea of
the coffee table over here.
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Okay. Me too.Yeah. Just fits better.
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Yeah, let's move it.
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This is gonna
be legendary.
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All the GOATS
in one room.
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[ Keyboard clicking ]
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Shahzad.
What?
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Are you even listening?
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[ Sighs ] I'm not
really into basketball.
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That's because you've never
been to a live game.
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You've never had the thrill of
watching your favorite player
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rest his testicles on another
man's skull as he dunked on him.
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I don't want
to imagine that.
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Aw, back in the day, the
players' shorts were so little,
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you didn't
have to imagine it.
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You could go for a lay-up
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and get a prostate exam
at the time,
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then come down and have your
ass cheeks hanging out.
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Now, those were
the golden days.
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Teams would get together
for the love
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of beating the shit
out of one another.
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You didn't need the UFC.
You had the Detroit Pistons.
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You ever heard
of Rick Mahorn?
No.
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Dennis Rodman?
No.
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He had big lips with an earring
in it, black fingernail polish.
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That's when they hustle.
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When the ball went up,
the whole team said, "Crash!"
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Let me hear you say,
"Crash!"
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I'm not saying that.
Say it.
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Crash!
One more time.
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Crash!
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Keep doing it.
Crash!
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Again.
Crash!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Man #1: Get back!Man #2: Stop the ball, y'all!
Stop...
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There's nothing like being
in the middle of the action.
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The blood, the sweat,
and if you're really lucky,
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you might get a gold tooth
flying up here at you.
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Wait, we're sitting
all the way up here?
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Shahzad, don't you turn your
nose up at the nosebleeds, okay?
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This is where
the real fans sit.
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Sure, there might be a few
miscreants and pickpockets,
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but the camaraderie
is real up here.
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Check this out. Hey, y'all,
this is my son's first game.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Here you go,
little man.
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[ Crowd chanting "defense,"
indistinct shouting ]
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Well, can we
get some popcorn?
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At $21.50 a box?
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Those are hooker prices from
42nd Street and 11th Avenue
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on a Thursday,
right after 9:00 at night,
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with a student discount.
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Not that I would know
anything about it,
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but don't you worry,
'cause your daddy
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got a whole picnic
right here in his pocket.
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Mac n' cheese.
Jump on that.
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And that's with
the Cheez-It crust.
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Mango slaw.
Got sliders for you.
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[ Chuckles ] Wrap your mouth
around that.[ Chuckles ]
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Peanut butter cornbread.
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And, for dessert,
my world-famous "prison loaf."
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Ba!
Yo.
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Holla!This is still warm.
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98.6 degrees,
to be exact.
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Mm.Shit, that looks
a helluva lot better
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than this $12
rubbery hot dog.
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My dude, it is.
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Slider.
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My man, thank you.
You got a cup?
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Hot dogs,
ladies and gentlemen!Excuse me.
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May we have cups, napkins,
forks, and spoons?
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Here you go.
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You did this here,
for your troubles -- sliders.
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Mm.
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[ Whistle blows,
crowd cheering ]
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Come on!
Come on, ref!
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That's not no foul!
Clean that glass eye, ref!
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Coming up. Watch him.Alright.
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Jump!
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What's in this?Honey, paprika,
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and my secret,
crushed Corn Flakes.
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Wow.
Come on, now!
Move the ball!
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Oh.
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I didn't know
you were here.
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Oh, that's what the
eggplant-doughnut emoji meant.
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I thought that was a vegan snack
you were trying to feed me.
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Mm. See, I bought this for you
for your birthday,
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but I thought maybe
you could use it tonight.
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Oh, my God. Can we pl--
Can we please try the other
"birthday thing" tonight?
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Mnh-mnh.
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I only do that once a year,
no exceptions.
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You know that.[ Cellphone ringing ]
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Aw, it could be Shahzad.
Hey.
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Hey, what if
something's wrong?
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You don't have to worry
about Shahzad.
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He's a responsible kid.
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Yeah, it's not Shahzad
I'm worried about.
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You know, what you need
to be worried about
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is what's going on
down here.
Oh.
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What's down there?
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I got a thong on,
and I can't find it.
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That's a very sad story.
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You know what
game we play?
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It's "find the thong."
Yes,
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so you better focus this time
and use your teeth.
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Hey![ Crowd cheering ]
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It's defense!
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Come on, man,
look at the 3-second!
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They're building condominiums
down there!
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Come on, ref! Make the call!
Blow the whistle!
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Man, you the Stevie Wonder
of refereeing!
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My son just did
his first trash talk!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Man, I wish we were closer.
The players look so small.
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I know. Kevin Garnett look like
Kevin Hart from up here.
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Mm.
But not for long.
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You see those empty seats
at courtside?
Yeah.
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Your father about to teach you
a valuable life lesson --
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how to be a baller
on a budget.
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First, you buy the cheapest
tickets in the house -- check.
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And then, first quarter,
you go to courtside,
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and you look for two
empty seats -- check.
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And then, at halftime, you go
down there, and you take 'em.
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♪ To the beat, beat,
check it out ♪
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Isn't that stealing?Not if they're not
being used.
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Why shouldn't we be able to trip
a referee if Spike Lee is home,
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busy polishing his Oscars
instead of coming to a game?
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[ Buzzer ]
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Baller roll out.
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In order for this thing to work,
you got to act like you belong.
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You got to have swag.
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You might not be Diddy,
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but you got to act like
you runnin' this city.
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It's all in the walk, okay?
Watch my bop.
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Long strides.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Come on.
Yes.
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Come on.
240
00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:56,160
[ Indistinct conversations ]
241
00:09:56,204 --> 00:10:03,864
♪♪
242
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,823
Excuse me, sir.
Can I see your tickets, please?
243
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,825
[ Chuckles ] I seem
to have misplaced them.
244
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,740
I think I left them
in my Bugatti.
245
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,264
Your Bugatti?
And what color is your Bugatti?
246
00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,832
Um...
[ Clears throat ] Chartreuse?
247
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,834
Chartreuse?
And what color is chartreuse?Yeah.
248
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:21,664
Come on, man.
Stop busting my balls.
249
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,406
I'm just trying to make
my kid's wish come true.
250
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,582
Oh, oh.
Why didn't you tell me?
251
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,976
Let me show you
your seats.
252
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,369
Enjoy the game.
253
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,458
And God bless you, son.
254
00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,635
[ Chuckles ]
Told you!
255
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,940
[ Inhales sharply ]
Told you, kid.
256
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,768
Wow!
257
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,640
Courtside seats.
258
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,164
Man, we so close, we can see
LeBron's lace front.
259
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,821
What's up, little man?
I'm glad you could make it.
260
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,823
You want to shoot around
with the team?
261
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,956
Shahzad, that's
a living legend -- Chris Bosh!
262
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,175
What?!
263
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:57,221
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
264
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,267
♪ How it feel to be the boss?
Let me find out ♪
265
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,486
♪ My team balling, you look like
you need a timeout ♪
266
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,880
♪ Timeout ♪ I'm a star, in the clutch,
I'mma shine out ♪
267
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,491
♪ I'm a star ♪ Working hard, yeah,
I'm back on my grind now ♪
268
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:09,103
♪ Hey ♪ Game on, took a loss,
but I stay strong ♪
269
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,845
♪ 'Ey ♪ Super Bowl rings,
I just won the playoffs ♪
270
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,934
♪ Gotta go hard,
I could never play soft ♪
271
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,892
♪ Giant in New York,
I run it back like Saquon ♪
272
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,242
♪ Like Saquon ♪ And I gotta win
no matter what ♪
273
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,680
♪ Like ♪ Like fourth down,
Hail Mary, no punts ♪
274
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,857
♪ Stunt ♪ Every time I touch down,
I gotta stunt ♪
275
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,423
♪ Randy Moss, yeah,
my numbers going up ♪
276
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,338
♪ Hey
277
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,821
Oh, my God.
That was awesome!
Yo.
278
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,823
I put my testicles
on Chris Bosh's skull!
279
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,478
Man, you wait until
you get body-slammed
280
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,872
by Dennis Rodman
trying to save a ball.
281
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,569
[ Both laugh ]
282
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,050
Oh, man, look,
we're on the jumbotron.
283
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,704
Announcer: Let's give
a warm Brooklyn welcome
284
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,706
to our special guests
this afternoon,
285
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,056
Lucas Watkins
and his father, Kenny,
286
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:52,842
all the way from Kansas City,
thanks to Got-A-Wish Foundation!
287
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,758
Making kids' wishes come true
since 1980!
288
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,543
What do we do now?Just roll with it, Lucas.
289
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:01,242
[ Cheers and applause ]
290
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:07,770
♪♪
291
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,514
No, come on.
292
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,169
Now, okay. I'm sorry.
293
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:19,739
I just -- I keep thinking about
Shahzad bonding with Tray
294
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,742
and then he's not gonna want to
hang out with me anymore.
295
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:26,571
And I am -- I'm just not ready
to be a stepdad yet.
296
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,791
[ Clicks tongue ]
Don't be silly.
297
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:32,316
You have been in Shahzad's life
since he was 5 years old.
298
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,884
This is not
a competition.
299
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,887
Mm-hmm.
You and Tray
are two different people.
300
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:41,848
Tray is fun, exciting,
and unpredictable.
301
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,154
Uh-huh.
But you...
302
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:51,945
you -- you're stable,
comfortable, and...Josh.
303
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,599
Thank you? I think.
304
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,385
Well, it's your turn
to put these on.
305
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,127
Oh.
I hate this part.
306
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:03,130
We got to get out of here.
We can get arrested for this.
307
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,872
[ Jamaican accent ]
Just be cool, man.
308
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,831
Excuse me, but you two
need to come with me.
309
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,921
Oh, man, it was his idea.And it was a good one.
310
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,576
Because Chris Bosh
would like you and your dad
311
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,186
to come and watch
the rest of the game
312
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,536
in his VIP lounge
with him.
313
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,016
[ Chuckles ]
314
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,975
[ Normal voice ] Well,
if you insist. Yeah!
315
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,803
[ Laughing ]
Come right this way.
316
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:27,241
[ Hip hop playing
in background ]
317
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:30,374
Yeah, that's good.My pleasure.
318
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,160
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to introduce my guests,
319
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,031
Kenny and Lucas Watkins.
320
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,251
[ Applause ]
321
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:40,950
You are such
an inspiration.
322
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,952
We're all
praying for you.
323
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,259
Because of you,
I keep going.
324
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,869
♪ I see them on the boulevard,
I see them on the streets ♪
325
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,436
♪ I like 'em
with the cute sundress ♪
326
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,961
Tray, we should stop this.
This ain't right.
327
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,224
It's morally wrong.
328
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,748
We can't.
We in too deep.
329
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,273
Plus, Karrueche Tran
is into me.
330
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,797
I don't want to impersonate
a cancer patient.
331
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,627
I know you must be so tired,
but would you mind taking a
picture with the two of us?
332
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,543
Maybe we can go on
a little longer.
333
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,415
Will you take my hand?
334
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:15,419
Man, I can't believe that I'm
hanging out with an NBA legend.
335
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,030
To be honest,
I loved you on the court.
336
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,640
I love you more
on Instagram.
337
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,208
Tell the truth -- you using
mad filters, right?
338
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,211
A gentleman never tells, man.
Uh, go ahead, sit down.
339
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,995
Oh, thank you.
340
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,388
Hi.
Wow.
341
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,606
Come sit down.
342
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,391
Oh, thank you.
[ Laughs ]
343
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,872
I'mma call you "Candy"
'cause you make my teeth hurt.
344
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,004
Ooh! [ Laughs ]
I like that.
[ Laughs ]
345
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,614
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
346
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,704
Yeah, they say
I can go any day.
347
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,446
You poor little guy.
Are you in pain?
348
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,885
Oh, my shoulders hurt
from all the radiation.
349
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,670
Aww!
Is pressure okay?
350
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,019
Mm-hmm.
351
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,021
Can I get y'all numbers?
352
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,110
You know, just --
just in case I make it?
353
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,678
Mmm! Everything but the tail,
girl.
Ah!
354
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,419
You must be a mermaid.[ Laughs ]
355
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,029
You want some more shrimp?Mm-hmm.
356
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,422
Uh, excuse me?
357
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,250
We gonna need
some more shrimp,
358
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,687
at least 20 more,
and some champagne.
359
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,124
Bring the kind of stuff
that you pour on a stripper.
360
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,821
Mm. Excuse me.
361
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,301
My bad, Karrueche.
362
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:14,261
The kind you pour on a lady...
that strips.
Mm.
363
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,263
Okay.Here you go,
Mr. Watkins.
364
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,308
Uh, I hope they fit.
Anything else?
365
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:21,311
Yes, a Segway,
some pit bull puppies,
366
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,053
some Timberlands, size 11,
and a red leather cou...
367
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,359
[ Sour note plays ]
368
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:28,057
Uh, some jerseys
would be fine.
369
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,277
Thank you.
370
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,062
It must take
a special kind of parent
371
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,803
to take care of
a sick child.
372
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,761
Especially when you're single,
you know?
373
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:40,026
And I just do not know what
I'm gonna do once he's gone.
374
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,158
He looks pretty lively
to me.
375
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,683
[ Gasps ] Wow!
Wishes do come true!
376
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,948
She's clapping
her butt cheeks!
377
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,210
[ Laughs ]
378
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,907
Wow.
379
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,517
[ Glass clinks,
music stops ]
380
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,345
Man #1: Hold on, man.Man #2: What's up?
381
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,869
I hope all this makes your son's
fight a little easier.
382
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,568
We know how hard it is
for families
383
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:03,049
to pay medical bills
with children like Lucas.
384
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,268
So, with that said,
385
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:09,185
I'm personally donating
$100,000 in his name
386
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,144
to the Got-A-Wish
Foundation.
387
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,668
[ Cheers and applause ]
388
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:17,019
♪♪
389
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,370
I'm -- I'm speechless.Come on, man.
Let's get a picture.
390
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,373
Excuse me.Photographer: Alright, everyone.
Let's smile for the camera.
391
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,419
Sorry to interrupt,
Mr. Bosh.
392
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,856
We just got a call from
the Got-A-Wish Foundation.
393
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,424
Lucas and Kenny Watkins aren't
gonna be able to make it today.
394
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,123
Lucas died in his tree house
this morning.
395
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,343
[ Crowd gasps ]
396
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,084
[ Indistinct conversations ]
397
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:41,130
Uh, uh, you can --
you can take this check.
398
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,654
You can take this check.
Excuse me.
399
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,179
Shahzad, get the jerseys.Mm-hmm.
400
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,137
Hey, man.
Hold on, bud.
401
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,878
Oh.
[ Back cracks ]Hey! My back!
402
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,011
[ Indistinct shouting ]Tray: Sorry!
403
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,535
I'm going upstairs
to read.
404
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,624
Okay.
Just gonna watch some ESPN.
405
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,192
Really?
You don't ever watch sports.
406
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,237
Yeah, I do.Dog shows don't count.
407
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:05,111
Fine. I'm just trying to, like,
branch out, you know?
408
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,895
Expand my horizons.
409
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,549
Don't pretend to be something
you're not
410
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,377
just so Shahzad
would hang out with you.
411
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,118
I just want him
to like me again.
412
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,815
He lovesyou.
413
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,817
Just let him know that
you're not going anywhere,
414
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,166
and he'll
come back around.
415
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,081
I promise.
416
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,040
How are you
so smart about this?
417
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,432
[ Chuckles ]
Don't be fooled,
418
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,173
'cause if there was another
woman in their life,
419
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,262
I would flip the hell out.
420
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,395
[ Chuckles ] It's hard.
421
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,224
But you're doing
a great job.
422
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,008
Mm.
You're right.
423
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,010
I got to be me.
424
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,447
Man: Helvetica, chapter 1.
425
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,449
Oh!
Helvetica!
426
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,843
Yeah, this is that documentary
on fonts I was telling
you about.
427
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:46,413
...Is a commonly used
sans-serif font classified...I -- Oh. Shay.
428
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,678
I can't believe
that just happened.
429
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,420
This was like
the best night of my life.
430
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,900
I was supposed to watch
"Star Wars" with Josh,
431
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,642
but this was way better.
432
00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,991
You were?
433
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,385
Yeah, we usually watch movies
every Saturday,
434
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,431
but it's getting
kind of lame.
435
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,867
This is way cooler.
436
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,651
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Shahzad.
437
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:11,220
Josh may not have the swag
to get Karrueche Tran's number,
438
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:14,702
but he was there for you
even when I couldn't be there.
439
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,138
I-I know, but --
440
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,662
Listen, listen,
listen, son.
441
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,491
It's not easy watching
another guy come up in here
442
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:25,713
and have a relationship with
your kid, so, in my book...
443
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:29,020
Josh is okay.
444
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,935
[ Sighs ]
445
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,155
I never really
thought of it like that.
446
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:36,289
I know. Come on.
447
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,076
Thanks for an epic day,
Pops.
448
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,600
Pops? I like the way
that sounds.
449
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,124
[ Chuckles ]
450
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,474
I'mma take this evidence,
and I'mma burn it,
451
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,476
and you keep workin'
on that "Diddy bop."
452
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,521
Like this?
Absolutely.
453
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,957
Mm.
454
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,395
Ha ha!
455
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,746
♪♪
456
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,096
[ Door opens,
man speaks indistinctly on TV ]
457
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,098
Hey.
Hey.
458
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,447
Times New Roman is a serif typeface created by Morrison...
459
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,319
How was the game?Oh, it was cool.
460
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,799
...the text of newspapers.Ah.
Glad you had a good time.
461
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,150
Commissioned in 1931
by the artistic advisor...I guess
you're pretty tired.
462
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,543
...of the British
printing equipment company,
463
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,938
Times New Roman...Eh, I'm not tootired
464
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:20,115
to kick your butt in a game
of Warriors of Catan.
465
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,943
[ Chuckles ]
466
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,945
Those are fighting words.
467
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,990
I hope you have the resources
to back them up.
468
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,949
Ha! Whoa, whoa!
469
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,994
I'm gonna settle the shit
out of your land!
470
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,127
You can't even stop me,
son!
471
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,825
Oh. Sorry, I, uh --
472
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,698
I-I learned a little bit
of trash talk at the game,
473
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:41,223
and it's kind of hard
to stop now.
474
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:45,227
Okay. Come on. Sit down.
We've got a game to play.
475
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,316
[ Breathes deeply ]
476
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,144
What'd you get
all over your shirt?
477
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,320
I-It's signatures, Dad.
478
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,974
Signatures
on your jersey?
479
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,628
Yeah, I know.'Cause that's what you do.
480
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,369
That's what I do.That's what everyone does.
481
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,501
That's what everyone does.That's why I knew about it.
482
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,767
With three games remaining
in the regular season...Here.
483
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,856
...the Philadelphia team
face a daunting task
484
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,249
if they're trying to
make the playoffs.You feeling any better?
485
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,382
Yeah, I am. They next face Boston,
486
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,948
and it's sure to be
an epic battle.I made peace with the fact
487
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,820
that Shahzad is sometimes
gonna pick Tray over me.
488
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,604
The players have one loss
in Cleveland behind them...
489
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,606
I actually think he's
a really good influence.
490
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,652
They're gonna
need to move the ball
491
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,044
and play better defense,
Peter.[ Chuckles ] Funny.
492
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,524
'Cause I'm starting
to think that, too.
Mm?
493
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,570
Here's Brian
with the local update.
494
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,267
Yesterday, at the first-annual
Icon Basketball Classic,
495
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,575
two grifters pretending to be a Got-A-Wish kid and his father
496
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,012
led to the injury
of Chris Bosh,
497
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:34,145
whose rep reports
is currently in the hospital.
498
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,147
The two are still at large.
499
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:39,020
Oh, we were so wrong.
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00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:42,066
[ Sighs ]
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