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I'm not letting you Neanderthals
in to rape my company.
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This is a deal so fucking
good, you have to take it,
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or we'll see you in court.
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LOGAN ROY: We need to discuss
this bear hug: stick or settle?
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I think you should fight.
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- You're the one who built it all.
- Oh, that was adorable.
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You're always looking
out for Pops, aren't you?
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I'd like to formally ask you to come in
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to be the next chief
executive of this company.
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You're the one.
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SHIV ROY: For now we need to
keep this between us,
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- everything about Tom, Gil.
- LOGAN: Of course.
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TOM WAMSGANS: What did he say?
Where am I going?
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What have you fucking
landed me? Is it huge?
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Chair of global broadcast news.
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ATN, baby.
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Kendall and Roman will act as
co-chief operating officers.
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Did you just say co-chief?
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No, he's coming back?
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STEWY HOUSSEINI:
Look what the cat dragged in.
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He wanted me to tell you
you're going to bleed cash,
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he's going to bleed cash,
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and maybe you'll kill him,
but if you don't, he aims to kill you.
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We're going to be the number one
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media conglomerate in the world.
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Hear, hear.
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[TV STATIC]
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[BRIGHT MUSIC]
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♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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- (CROWD MUTTERING)
- WOMAN: Can we get in? What's going on?
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HEAD OF GUEST RELATIONS: Let's go.
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Let's see if he's still awake.
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BOY: Is that him?
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HEAD OF GUEST RELATIONS:
Okay. Can we yell,
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"Wake up, Snow Joe!"
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(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
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BOTH: Wake up, Snow Joe!
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ROMAN ROY: There he is.
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What's poppin', cum-dump?
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Yeah, just enjoying my
daughter's birthday, so...
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Daddy, uh, we've tried everything.
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Can they make the wagon train go faster?
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Let's... Let's ask, yeah?
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Can the wagon train go any faster?
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Uh, up to a point.
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Yeah, great. Let's take it
up to that point. Thanks.
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SOPHIE ROY: Thanks, Daddy.
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The signage is for shit.
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You know, still, some
other sucker's problem now.
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Three months ago, I was at a
meeting about how to stop kids
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giving each other handy jobs
on the runaway ghost train.
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And now, I'm about to start managing
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a billion-dollar news
budget, so... It's all good.
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I gave my first hand
job on the ghost train.
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GREG HIRSCH: I have a shitty
roommate right now, so I'm...
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trying to move on from that.
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My friend has an open
room in her apartment.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I mean,
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she has an issue with spores from mold,
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but I don't know. I don't know
how your lungs are with spores.
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GREG: You know, I did see one place,
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uh, 600 square feet.
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But it was out in Staten Island.
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- What?
- I dunno if...
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Cousin Greg is moving to Staten Island?
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No, no. I dunno.
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(LAUGHING) Oh my God, did you hear this?
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I'm just looking at a place out there.
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Greg is getting the ferry to work?
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Check out Bryan Ferry.
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Dude, why stop at the ferry?
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Just come in from
Cleveland on the Greyhound.
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- (TOM WAMBSGANS LAUGHS)
- Have you considered a hotel?
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Oh, wh... As, like, nightly, or... ?
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Logan's requested your
presence in meeting room 4.
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- Which?
- Both of you.
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Oh. That'll be fun.
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Beavis and Crackhead.
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Um, Logan also asked
for you to join, too.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Oh. Okay.
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- You wanna take this?
- No.
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Off they all go again,
marching off to Daddy.
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Like Russians joining
the Brusilov Offensive.
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World War I.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.
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My focus is bringing Waystar Royco
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to its full earning potential.
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- So, uh, Waystar refused to play ball?
- Mm-hmm.
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STEVE COX: I'm assuming they waved
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a poison pill in your face
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and now you're launching a proxy battle
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to replace the board.
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This guy, fuckin' dildo
dipped in beard trimmings.
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He's fuckin' us on TV.
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And of course Pierce put him on.
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STEWY HOSSEINI: Yes, we're
launching into a proxy battle
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LOGAN ROY: Self-righteous
fuckin' butter-wouldn't-melt,
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disingenuous Pulitzer pricks.
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Is Logan Roy fit
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to run a 21st-century
media organization?
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You recognize any of this, son?
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It's from the playbook, Dad.
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LOGAN: Oh, yes, of course, the playbook.
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Sure.
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STEWY: Let me just make it very clear.
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Kendall Roy is no longer relevant.
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Now, with regards to Sandy Furness...
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LOGAN: So...
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GERRI KELLMAN: We keep
our counsel. Dismissive.
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Just lay it all out
in our proxy statement.
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A hurried public response
makes us look rattled.
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So let Stewy sway all
the shareholders first
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while Dad sits there (LAUGHS)
with his thumb up his ass?
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That's a great plan.
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- Hey, Shiv.
- GERRI: Respectfully, we just take a beat.
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Let me, uh, put a solid pack together.
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We fire back when we have the ammo.
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By which point all the shooting's over.
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No, get out now with a salty re-frame.
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This is your standard-issue
basic-bitch corporate raider
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versus a fuckin'
legendary force of nature,
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Hurricane Logan.
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STEWY: He had a fastball once, but...
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Now. Today.
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Karolina runs the words past Shiv.
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STEWY: Yeah, Vaulter.
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- STEVE: Yeah. Okay.
- Vaulter. He paid too big...
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- Right.
- Huge disappoi...
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It's a huge disappointment.
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Do you think they suckered us?
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- KENDALL: Who, Vaulter?
- Uh-huh.
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No, we went deep on that. We... We...
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kicked the tires good.
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I think we got chiseled.
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Revenue projections down and down.
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I think we got screwed.
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Yeah, me too. Massive
fuck-up, Ken. Huge.
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Unforgivable.
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Right, I want the response out today.
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I need Vaulter fixed.
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All right?
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So I have something to say in
my fucking investor meetings.
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- Go.
- Okay. Me?
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Both of you. One who fixes it...
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gets a cookie.
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You got it. Sure thing, Dad.
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I... I just wanted to
say thank you for, um...
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closing down the park for us.
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Sophie...
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she's having a great birthday.
She got to meet Snow Joe and...
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So thank you.
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Look at you, broken robot.
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Can't even hug your own kids.
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Yeah, I saw that, you freak.
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LOGAN: Pinkie.
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Happy?
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SHIV ROY: Yeah. Smart.
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Uh, let me know if you need anything.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ Succession 2x02 ♪
Vaulter
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Bye, Marilyn.
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Bye, Mondale.
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You know what? I don't care.
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This empty wall.
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Here. I don't care if
it's incredibly gauche,
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but can we not just have a
big, beautiful portrait of us
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up there?
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- Shiv.
- Mm?
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- Too Saddam?
- Mm.
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- Too Assady?
- Mm.
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Okay.
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(SNAPPING FINGERS RESTLESSLY)
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(SIGHS)
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- You good?
- Am I good? I am great!
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I am great. I'm good.
I slept well and, uh...
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Yeah, you know your thing
about us? Uh... (SIGHS)
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I think I've contextualized it...
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- It's not really a thing.
- No, no, no, sure.
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I just feel like, "Okay, you know,
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if I'm the king and you're the queen,
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maybe it's fine to...
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fuck the odd peasant."
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- Right. Yeah.
- Because... Because...
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Big picture: our plan is right on track.
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- You know?
- SHIV: Uh-huh.
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And you've... you've
seen Gil's numbers, right?
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And... And as of today,
I'm right in at ATN.
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You know, belly of the beast.
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So...
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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You wanna bang? Right now?
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Cheeky little breakfast bang.
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- Oh... I'm...
- Wanna?
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I'm just such in a
different mental place...
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- Okay.
- ... than you right now.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- No, sure.
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I just feel so incredibly potent.
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- Mm.
- You know?
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I think it's the new place.
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- Yeah.
- You know?
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- I feel God-like and horny.
- SHIV: Oof!
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Everybody looks, like,
two feet tall to me.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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SHIV: Well, you know what? Maybe...
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Maybe we should split
from the thing early
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tonight and, you know, we can...
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- talk, and...
- TOM: Mm-hmm.
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- ... everything.
- TOM: Okay!
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Okay! My fave. Strategy and a fuck.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- Okay, bye.
- Have a good one.
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Bye, honey.
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♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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So cool. You know they have
their own beehive upstairs?
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What is that? Is that, like,
the fucking business model?
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Conflict porn and hipster honey.
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Ugh.
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Oh, shh.
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The pretend journalists
are pretend working.
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KENDALL: All right, Rome, just cool it.
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Let's move nice and slow here. Yeah?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Just keep it small and general.
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We don't wanna spook him.
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ROMAN: Yeah, okay. You
got it. You are in charge.
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I follow your lead, fucker.
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Larry Yee, King of New York!
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What the fuck?
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Thanks for making space, man.
I know it was last minute.
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LAWRENCE YEE: Ah, dude. Anytime.
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Hey, Lawrence.
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I heard you were drying
out in a Schloss,
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doing shitty yoga with hausfrau?
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- KENDALL: Right. right.
- (ROMAN LAUGHS)
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Nope.
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He is back. He is back,
like a pedo on parole.
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KENDALL: Yeah, man, we're
just here for a catch-up.
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You know? Super casual, feet
on the table, whatever the fuck.
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Just, uh, just help you out.
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LAWRENCE: O... Obviously,
I'm always pleased
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to get your insights,
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but, like, who am I talking to?
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Co...
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COOs.
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Who's in charge here?
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My brother and I have
a joint responsibility.
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You know, we're sharing duties,
249
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but we're on the same page
operationally. Right, Rome?
250
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I don't know what the
fuck he's talking about.
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KENDALL: There's just, uh,
252
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a lot of, uh, crackle
in the air right now.
253
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External pressures
with the proxy battle,
254
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- that whole...
- LAWRENCE: Yeah.
255
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So you're defusing the bomb you planted.
256
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(ROMAN LAUGHS)
257
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Yes, precisely. See,
he gets it. He sees.
258
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We're just here for a
routine health check.
259
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That's all this is.
260
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Where's this coming from?
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- It's coming from us.
- ROMAN: It's coming from Dad.
262
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No. What, why are we
dancing around this?
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It's coming from Dad.
Dad's worried about you.
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Okay.
265
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ROMAN: I mean, come
on, you know how he is.
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He doesn't get it. He still has
a plant out in the Philippines
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manufacturing Xerox machines.
268
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But he's fucking shrewd.
269
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And, right now...
270
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right now, his giant cyclops eye
271
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is looking in this direction,
and he's feeling like
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maybe he bought a
giant pile of bullshit.
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So now here I am
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to enquire in the
politest terms possible
275
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what the fuck is going on.
276
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Dad thinks maybe you fucked him.
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Our numbers were solid
when you bought us,
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and they're solid now.
279
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ROMAN: Dude, really,
don't take it personally.
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Dad thinks everyone's fucking him.
281
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KENDALL: I know you're on the level.
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Help me make him see that.
283
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What do you need?
284
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I need metrics, I need KPIs,
285
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and, uh, I need an office.
286
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ROMAN: Me too, I need an office as well.
287
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Separate from his. Nicer.
288
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It's on, me versus the Peach.
289
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Okay, I'm gonna s...
290
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I'm gonna swing the old meat mallet.
291
00:12:01,395 --> 00:12:03,763
I'm gonna sit on her
right out of the box.
292
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Okay, so I could be calling
293
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for a little bit of
the old punch-bagging,
294
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okay, buddy?
295
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- GREG: Uh-huh.
- Ready to play the bag?
296
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- Y... Yeah, yeah. Give it to me.
- Okay.
297
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What?
298
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What is it, Greg?
299
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Being in at ATN, you
know, it's kinda like
300
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the one thing I didn't wanna do.
301
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Oh, okay. So, what...
302
00:12:25,085 --> 00:12:26,652
Should I have left you at Parks to sink?
303
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I mean, it's...
304
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it's ATN, man. It's the fuckin' news.
305
00:12:29,556 --> 00:12:31,390
- I know.
- It's Logan's G-spot.
306
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I can finger-bang him all night long.
307
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:35,394
I'm a direct direct report. What?
308
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Sure, just...
309
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ATN?
310
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It's... It's like...
311
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- kind of against my principles.
- Your principles?
312
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Greg, don't be an asshole.
You don't have principles.
313
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Dude, ATN is a very toxic
element in the culture.
314
00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:54,447
Oh, seriously? Okay, name me
one principle that you have.
315
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,482
I don't know, like, I'm against racism.
316
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Bullshit. I'm against racism.
Everybody's against racism.
317
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What else?
318
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- Like, don't lie.
- Fuck off.
319
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- Like, if you're the news, you...
- Fuck off!
320
00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:06,483
- That's your principle?
- Yeah, dude.
321
00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:09,595
Greg, this is not fucking
Charles Dickens world, okay?
322
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You don't go around
talking about principles.
323
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We're all trying to do the right thing,
324
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of course we are.
325
00:13:15,101 --> 00:13:16,901
But come on, man!
326
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Man the fuck up!
327
00:13:20,873 --> 00:13:23,508
(MUTTERING) Okay, I am manned, man.
328
00:13:23,509 --> 00:13:24,843
Here comes Cyd.
329
00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:26,612
Hey, Cyd! The Peach!
330
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The legend!
331
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Oh, Tom!
332
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- Tom!
- Hey!
333
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It's great to have you aboard.
334
00:13:31,951 --> 00:13:33,418
I know that this is gonna be
335
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a really productive collaboration.
336
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I just hope
337
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that there's no... weirdness
338
00:13:39,858 --> 00:13:42,093
with our fuzzy boundaries, right?
339
00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:44,528
Are you kidding? If you...
If you wanna go fast,
340
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go alone. If you wanna
go far, go together.
341
00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:49,275
- Right?
- Exactly.
342
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:50,315
Yeah.
343
00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:51,941
- Come meet the team.
- Amazing!
344
00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:53,366
You wanna lead in there?
345
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,292
Oh, fuck no.
346
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,185
- You lead, Tommy.
- Okay.
347
00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:59,011
You mind if I big-ball the first one?
348
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,278
Do it! Your funeral, buddy.
349
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:03,114
- (APPLAUSE)
- SPEAKER: Thank you, thank you.
350
00:14:03,115 --> 00:14:05,650
So did he actually even see my draft?
351
00:14:05,651 --> 00:14:06,708
Uh... no.
352
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,800
In the end, I just thought
the draft Kelly and I did
353
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:11,160
had more, uh, goodness.
354
00:14:11,161 --> 00:14:12,218
As in... ?
355
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,810
As in it had the quality of being good
356
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,425
rather than the
attributes of being shitty.
357
00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:18,395
NATE: Um, just also re
Kelly, little sidebar.
358
00:14:18,396 --> 00:14:20,096
Can you not tell people about us?
359
00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:21,365
Oh, but there is no us.
360
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:23,400
Right. but there was an
us, and the problem is,
361
00:14:23,401 --> 00:14:24,668
my wife doesn't know about it.
362
00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:26,870
Oh, but my husband
absolutely does know about it,
363
00:14:26,871 --> 00:14:29,306
so I guess that's,
what, it's your problem?
364
00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:30,607
We had the affair.
365
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,008
We didn't have the conversation
366
00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:33,644
about telling people we had the affair.
367
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,379
I'm sorry, Nate, did you
want a conference call
368
00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:37,680
to discuss how to tell
your wife we fucked?
369
00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:41,184
- (APPLAUSE)
- GIL EAVIS: Thank you, everyone.
370
00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:43,452
Great event. Great event.
371
00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:46,121
Thank you, everyone, so much.
372
00:14:46,122 --> 00:14:47,290
And the polling!
373
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,958
My God! I mean, nobody's
getting carried away,
374
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,727
just one set of numbers,
375
00:14:51,728 --> 00:14:54,863
one pretty big set of
numbers. (CHUCKLES) Right?
376
00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:59,468
Right, so thank you. And
testament to your faith.
377
00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:00,836
Thank you. Please,
378
00:15:00,837 --> 00:15:03,105
indulge yourselves in some, uh,
379
00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:05,374
gluten and melted cheese. Why not?
380
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,009
- (LAUGHTER)
- Thank you, thank you.
381
00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:08,744
- (APPLAUSE)
- GIL: Mm.
382
00:15:08,745 --> 00:15:10,346
Hey, uh, how was the call?
383
00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:13,281
Great. They're eating
out of my ass crack.
384
00:15:13,282 --> 00:15:16,418
Offered me use of the
fucking jet on the weekend.
385
00:15:16,419 --> 00:15:18,320
Uh, yeah, I mean, the legals are wonky
386
00:15:18,321 --> 00:15:21,089
and the optics are shitty,
but (CHUCKLES) go ahead.
387
00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:23,926
Look.
388
00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,428
You don't look a gift
Boeing in the teeth.
389
00:15:26,429 --> 00:15:27,996
Right? Right?
390
00:15:27,997 --> 00:15:29,597
- No.
- I'll be so much fresher.
391
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,401
Excuse us for a second. I just wanna...
392
00:15:33,402 --> 00:15:34,970
Ma'am, listen.
393
00:15:34,971 --> 00:15:36,839
Long road to travel and all of that,
394
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,674
but the compass points
to Pennsylvania Avenue.
395
00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:41,809
I have to start thinking
about appointments.
396
00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:45,279
I'm thinking about Chief of Staff.
397
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,950
Uh... Oh, wow.
398
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:50,218
- Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES)
399
00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:53,621
I mean, can you imagine the look of fear
400
00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:56,224
in their eyes when they
see you coming at them?
401
00:15:56,225 --> 00:15:58,659
Those corpulent old white fucks.
402
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,161
- (CHUCKLES)
- Huh?
403
00:16:00,162 --> 00:16:01,795
How's that for a carrot?
404
00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:03,329
Hm?
405
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,268
So that's where we shape the debate.
406
00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:09,670
Ooh, cool shit.
407
00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:12,273
And I love the way the
debate keeps on getting shaped
408
00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:14,375
like a burning cross. (LAUGHS)
409
00:16:14,376 --> 00:16:16,277
You don't share our news values.
410
00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:17,478
Oh, I'm kidding.
411
00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:19,546
I'm kidding. I get it.
I'm from the Midwest.
412
00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:22,183
You know, my mom's friend,
Deb, weighs, like, 300 pounds,
413
00:16:22,184 --> 00:16:24,351
and she's pissed as fuck
about practically everything,
414
00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:26,353
so, you know, trust me,
415
00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:27,921
I'm down. I get it.
416
00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:31,057
Besides, what Logan
wants, Logan gets, right?
417
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,661
Logan doesn't set our news agenda.
418
00:16:33,662 --> 00:16:36,497
Oh. (LAUGHS) No, of course he doesn't.
419
00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:38,131
I know, it's so weird, huh?
420
00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:40,167
He happens to own a news company
421
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,569
and they say exactly what he thinks.
422
00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:44,305
If Logan had to tell me
423
00:16:44,306 --> 00:16:46,072
or any of my news editors
424
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,342
what to run or what the angle was,
425
00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:51,278
we would be fucked.
That is not how it works.
426
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:52,713
This isn't mind control.
427
00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:55,248
We hire people who want to work here.
428
00:16:55,249 --> 00:16:56,683
and we serve a demographic
429
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:59,885
of highly, highly intelligent viewers,
430
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,954
who are really tired
431
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,056
of being patronized elsewhere
432
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,826
by latte-sipping douchebags
433
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,560
with hundred-dollar haircuts.
434
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,565
You've got the cool job title,
435
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:13,833
you've got freedom of movement.
436
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:17,036
Why don't you take a
look somewhere more comfy?
437
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,070
Entertainment?
438
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,772
'Cause this is where the action is.
439
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,841
This is the profit center.
440
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:25,611
The median age of our audience is 68.
441
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:29,514
The ads are all adult
diapers and shit pills.
442
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,450
Our lead in the news demo has halved.
443
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,052
You know, maybe I can
444
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,520
lend a hand to take a
look at some of that.
445
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:36,922
You know,
446
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,725
he sends me one of you every four years.
447
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,328
- That train is never late.
- Interesting.
448
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,030
And tell me, these others that he sends,
449
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,865
were they his son-in-law too?
450
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,634
I'm curious.
451
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:53,105
Efficiencies, Cyd! I'm
here to trim the flab.
452
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,007
Have you told Logan this?
453
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,042
I spy savings, Cyd.
454
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,911
Oh, good, Tom.
455
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,212
That's very good.
456
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,013
Because I run a pretty tight ship.
457
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,649
So...
458
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:06,785
good luck to you.
459
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:10,154
I'm sure you've got
him very, very excited.
460
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,955
I hope you can deliver.
461
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,495
Well... (CLEARS THROAT)
462
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,996
Thank you very much.
463
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,931
And, uh, fuck you.
464
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,133
And, uh, I'll catch up with you later.
465
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:25,135
Not on your dying day, baby.
466
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:30,041
Greg, I need you on the ground.
467
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,175
- Oh.
- Okay?
468
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,044
I need you to be my
representative on earth.
469
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,179
I want you to... I want you
to go on a mission for me
470
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,681
and body-shame ATN,
471
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,749
find the fat and point it out.
472
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,151
Yeah, like, how?
473
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,519
Like, find the excess, okay?
474
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,755
Find the extraneous Danish,
the surfeit of stationary,
475
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,758
the... the lazy cleaner,
the mail guy who walks slow.
476
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,760
Okay? Snuffle out waste, pig man.
477
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,762
Okay, I'll do the penthouse,
you do the basement.
478
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,596
- All right?
- Yeah, yeah, you got it.
479
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,433
Wait, uh, which are these?
480
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,405
You know what? I'm not sure.
481
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,504
Let me go check.
482
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,576
Keep it coming. Fuckin'
drown him in paper.
483
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:13,584
Good night, Kendall.
484
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,684
Night, dude.
485
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,690
What's he doing?
486
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,090
ADVISOR: I dunno. Reading?
487
00:19:23,227 --> 00:19:24,829
Thanks, useless.
488
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,496
Drink your smoothie and shut up.
489
00:19:31,235 --> 00:19:32,969
Actually drinking the smoothie...
490
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:44,915
I can give you 52 seconds.
491
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,717
ROMAN: Well, I'm in at Vaulter.
492
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,817
Yeah, so?
493
00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:49,919
Yeah, so, let's fucking game this out.
494
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,989
Roman, we are in a proxy war.
495
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,590
The plane has just been hijacked,
496
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,392
all the engines have
fallen into the sea,
497
00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:56,926
and the pilot's hair is on fire.
498
00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:58,628
Gerri, come on, I need something.
499
00:19:58,629 --> 00:19:59,662
Kendall's doing shit.
500
00:19:59,663 --> 00:20:01,698
Okay, how about this: you do shit.
501
00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:02,932
What have you got?
502
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:04,801
One idea: pivot to video?
503
00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:06,236
Yeah, they tried that already.
504
00:20:06,237 --> 00:20:08,372
Can you just come over?
I want you in the room.
505
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,606
Can I come over?
506
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,408
Yeah. Could... Yeah...
507
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:12,409
Fuck you!
508
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,043
Fuck you.
509
00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:26,922
ROMAN: Excuse me, folks, um,
could I maybe interest you all
510
00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:28,991
in going for one of those fuckin'...
511
00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:31,759
IPAs that looks like
run-off at the carwash?
512
00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:33,828
Is he in the chair?
513
00:20:34,771 --> 00:20:36,329
(TV PLAYING)
514
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:37,395
Hey, Dad?
515
00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:39,367
(TV MUTED)
516
00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,839
I need three independent
women. Know any?
517
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,873
Uh-huh.
518
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:46,275
The board?
519
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:48,401
Be great if one was in
a fucking wheelchair.
520
00:20:48,402 --> 00:20:49,486
(SHIV CHUCKLES)
521
00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:52,148
Black, white, green, pink.
522
00:20:52,149 --> 00:20:55,116
A Cambodian landmine
victim, if you know any.
523
00:20:55,117 --> 00:20:57,185
Yeah, be the change you
wanna see in the world.
524
00:20:57,186 --> 00:20:58,686
You're a real beacon of hope, Dad.
525
00:20:58,687 --> 00:21:00,155
LOGAN: Mm.
526
00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:01,855
What do you think about Pierce?
527
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,327
Buying? PGM as a defense?
528
00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,763
I... Honestly, I think that's
chasing the white whale.
529
00:21:08,764 --> 00:21:09,931
Again.
530
00:21:09,932 --> 00:21:11,599
It's never gonna work,
it's not a good fit.
531
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,833
Uh-huh.
532
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,769
SHIV: Dad, I was wondering
whether we should...
533
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:16,204
talk.
534
00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:17,905
You know, about...
535
00:21:17,906 --> 00:21:19,507
It wasn't a dream, right?
536
00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,609
Are you kidding? I'm excited!
537
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:22,610
(GROANS)
538
00:21:22,611 --> 00:21:23,911
So, let's talk.
539
00:21:23,912 --> 00:21:25,680
Should you go, or shall I?
540
00:21:25,681 --> 00:21:28,815
Uh, well, I have some ideas that I...
541
00:21:30,987 --> 00:21:34,747
Siobhan? What a surprise. He never said.
542
00:21:34,748 --> 00:21:36,090
- SHIV: Hi.
- MARCIA: Hi.
543
00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:37,458
LOGAN: Just a pop-in.
544
00:21:37,459 --> 00:21:38,625
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
545
00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:41,161
Pinkie was telling me how, um...
546
00:21:41,162 --> 00:21:43,597
Connor's moved into a hotel in the city.
547
00:21:43,598 --> 00:21:44,998
I saw.
548
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:48,101
He sent out his email bulletin
with all the photographs.
549
00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:51,406
He rents a room, he rents a girl.
550
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,942
Can you check if Richard's
turned off that fuckin' Alexa?
551
00:21:55,943 --> 00:21:57,744
Not just off, unplugged.
552
00:21:57,745 --> 00:22:01,648
I've got enough spies after
me without Bezos in here too.
553
00:22:01,649 --> 00:22:02,681
Okay?
554
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:04,583
Right.
555
00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:12,257
(FOOTSTEPS MOVING AWAY)
556
00:22:22,177 --> 00:22:23,243
LOGAN: So...
557
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,337
here's how I see it.
558
00:22:25,973 --> 00:22:27,440
Come in.
559
00:22:27,441 --> 00:22:30,376
Six months with Gerri,
six months with Karl.
560
00:22:30,377 --> 00:22:32,746
Hong Kong for, say, another 12.
561
00:22:32,747 --> 00:22:36,215
Uh, Berlin, or London.
562
00:22:36,216 --> 00:22:39,018
Management training program for six.
563
00:22:39,019 --> 00:22:43,421
Come back, spend 12 months alongside me.
564
00:22:43,422 --> 00:22:45,858
And when you're ready, I'll step aside.
565
00:22:45,859 --> 00:22:47,993
Wow, Dad, that's a lot of months.
566
00:22:47,994 --> 00:22:50,162
It's an appropriate amount of months.
567
00:22:50,163 --> 00:22:52,497
Also, management training program?
568
00:22:52,498 --> 00:22:53,932
Roman's COO.
569
00:22:53,933 --> 00:22:55,600
You have a toddler with a hard-on
570
00:22:55,601 --> 00:22:56,935
for chief operating officer,
571
00:22:56,936 --> 00:22:59,204
and I'm going through a
management training program?
572
00:22:59,205 --> 00:23:01,106
You're a young woman with no experience.
573
00:23:01,107 --> 00:23:02,507
A woman. That's a minus.
574
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:04,777
Well, of course it's a fucking minus!
575
00:23:04,778 --> 00:23:06,111
I didn't make the world!
576
00:23:06,112 --> 00:23:07,245
SHIV: You make a small part of it.
577
00:23:07,246 --> 00:23:09,114
If that doesn't work for you, what does?
578
00:23:09,115 --> 00:23:11,107
That's a fucking... That's
a three-year timeline.
579
00:23:11,108 --> 00:23:12,150
Okay.
580
00:23:12,151 --> 00:23:13,951
So why don't you come in tomorrow
581
00:23:13,952 --> 00:23:15,053
and spend the day with me?
582
00:23:15,054 --> 00:23:16,888
Oh, Jesus Christ, Dad.
583
00:23:16,889 --> 00:23:18,256
What?
584
00:23:18,257 --> 00:23:20,525
I need time, I... I
haven't even told Tom yet.
585
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:22,093
- Tell him.
- And there's Gil.
586
00:23:22,094 --> 00:23:24,429
I have a job, I can't
just come running to you.
587
00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:27,098
What is it, Siobhan,
too slow or too fast?
588
00:23:27,099 --> 00:23:28,933
Because I'm fucking confused.
589
00:23:28,934 --> 00:23:30,902
Dad, I want this.
590
00:23:30,903 --> 00:23:32,560
It's just about the process.
591
00:23:32,561 --> 00:23:33,686
Okay.
592
00:23:33,687 --> 00:23:34,872
SHIV: Okay?
593
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,485
So... you wanna get into it?
594
00:23:36,486 --> 00:23:37,523
Not now.
595
00:23:37,524 --> 00:23:38,943
I'm busy. Proxy statement.
596
00:23:38,944 --> 00:23:40,015
You didn't give me any warning.
597
00:23:40,016 --> 00:23:41,413
- All right.
- I mean, you know,
598
00:23:41,414 --> 00:23:42,713
tomorrow night could work?
599
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:43,947
- That... Yeah.
- Tomorrow?
600
00:23:43,948 --> 00:23:46,016
Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Yeah, let me take a look.
601
00:23:46,017 --> 00:23:47,851
Oh, is that no good for you?
602
00:23:47,852 --> 00:23:49,720
I'm around.
603
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,722
- I'm excited.
- Mm-hmm.
604
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:52,956
Me too.
605
00:23:52,957 --> 00:23:55,058
I'll get back to you tomorrow...
606
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,360
- on the names for the board.
- Mm-hmm.
607
00:24:01,761 --> 00:24:03,727
- Love you.
- I love you. Goodnight.
608
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:08,572
All right.
609
00:24:09,274 --> 00:24:10,740
I haven't got all day.
610
00:24:15,464 --> 00:24:16,946
GERRI: Agenda is Vaulter.
611
00:24:16,947 --> 00:24:18,715
We need a way forward
on the Vaulter problem
612
00:24:18,716 --> 00:24:21,484
ahead of investor
meetings in two days' time.
613
00:24:21,485 --> 00:24:24,219
Do you want to present jointly or... ?
614
00:24:24,450 --> 00:24:25,674
Ken?
615
00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:27,033
Yeah, I'll take it.
616
00:24:27,034 --> 00:24:30,526
Um, so, I've spent the last 36 hours
617
00:24:30,527 --> 00:24:33,095
on a deep dive into the
drivers of the business.
618
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,930
Headline is, it's a body pit.
619
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:37,233
Uh, they have mass of
data with no analytics.
620
00:24:37,234 --> 00:24:39,502
There's no way of telling
what's a hand and what's a foot.
621
00:24:39,503 --> 00:24:41,704
But it's still a killer business.
622
00:24:41,705 --> 00:24:43,406
The platform, the brands.
623
00:24:43,407 --> 00:24:46,309
Uh, ethos and culture are leading edge.
624
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:49,544
And, um, in my view, it's fixable.
625
00:24:49,545 --> 00:24:50,980
It's funny how these fuck-ups
626
00:24:50,981 --> 00:24:52,982
always make the bottom line look fatter.
627
00:24:52,983 --> 00:24:55,317
All they need is adults in the room.
628
00:24:55,318 --> 00:24:57,586
Accounting team, analytics team,
629
00:24:57,587 --> 00:24:59,188
and, uh, investment.
630
00:24:59,189 --> 00:25:01,556
We burn 50 million for a few years,
631
00:25:01,557 --> 00:25:04,726
we... make it the best
thing in the world.
632
00:25:04,727 --> 00:25:06,728
Oh, is that all?
633
00:25:06,729 --> 00:25:09,463
Well, you always say
"Gotta burn to turn."
634
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,934
Romulus, what's your read?
635
00:25:11,935 --> 00:25:13,402
You know, it's interesting, Dad,
636
00:25:13,403 --> 00:25:15,637
because I hear everything
that he's saying,
637
00:25:15,638 --> 00:25:18,440
and it actually... It almost
sounds like a good pitch.
638
00:25:18,441 --> 00:25:20,810
But... I call bullshit.
639
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,944
I spent some time down there,
and I'm just not seeing it.
640
00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:24,779
Now, I don't know exactly
what they're doing,
641
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:25,847
but they're fakes.
642
00:25:25,848 --> 00:25:28,316
Fucking beehives, almond milk, and...
643
00:25:28,317 --> 00:25:30,952
"Take another week on
that report, Matilda."
644
00:25:30,953 --> 00:25:32,553
It smells wrong,
645
00:25:32,554 --> 00:25:33,954
and they're hiding shit.
646
00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:35,656
Speaking of hiding shit,
647
00:25:35,657 --> 00:25:37,458
I took a couple of their staffers out,
648
00:25:37,459 --> 00:25:39,127
I got them shitfaced,
649
00:25:39,128 --> 00:25:40,695
and apparently,
650
00:25:40,696 --> 00:25:42,297
they're looking to unionize,
651
00:25:42,298 --> 00:25:43,530
and fucking soon.
652
00:25:44,579 --> 00:25:46,071
Oh, yeah?
653
00:25:46,072 --> 00:25:47,897
ROMAN: Pay transparency,
654
00:25:47,898 --> 00:25:49,322
bargaining rights.
655
00:25:49,323 --> 00:25:52,482
Just nasty, tangly shit.
656
00:25:52,483 --> 00:25:54,208
And it's not a body pit,
657
00:25:54,209 --> 00:25:55,667
whatever the fuck a body pit is.
658
00:25:55,668 --> 00:25:57,592
It's a fucking muesli pit,
659
00:25:57,593 --> 00:26:00,127
and doesn't fit with
our core, you know...
660
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,631
values.
661
00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:04,318
So now I'm thinking we
just shutter the fucker.
662
00:26:04,319 --> 00:26:06,186
Close it? That's chunky.
663
00:26:06,187 --> 00:26:09,022
Come... I mean... He doesn't
know what he's talking about.
664
00:26:09,023 --> 00:26:10,390
That's just insane.
665
00:26:10,391 --> 00:26:12,759
The write-down on that would
be what? It's a bitter pill.
666
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,928
Come on, I mean, i... i...
in the middle of a proxy fight
667
00:26:14,929 --> 00:26:16,864
when we've got Stewy and
Sandy taking out full-page ads
668
00:26:16,865 --> 00:26:19,599
in the Journal attacking
us for pissing capital up the wall?
669
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,768
It... It... I mean,
it makes us look weak.
670
00:26:21,769 --> 00:26:23,303
No, it makes us look ruthless.
671
00:26:23,304 --> 00:26:26,273
And actually, I do know what
I'm fucking talking about.
672
00:26:26,274 --> 00:26:28,108
Dad, what the fuck are we doing?
673
00:26:28,109 --> 00:26:30,244
Show me the bloat anywhere
else in this company.
674
00:26:30,245 --> 00:26:31,869
Where is it? You show me.
675
00:26:31,870 --> 00:26:33,127
Show me the waste
676
00:26:33,128 --> 00:26:34,920
that we're letting these
fuckers get away with.
677
00:26:34,921 --> 00:26:37,350
Fine, so we restructure
them and we grow them...
678
00:26:37,351 --> 00:26:39,651
ROMAN: I think if we don't
shutter it, then we gut it.
679
00:26:39,652 --> 00:26:41,353
We carve that shit like a pumpkin.
680
00:26:41,755 --> 00:26:42,989
How?
681
00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:44,423
You hive off the profit center,
682
00:26:44,424 --> 00:26:46,724
you keep the domain name, the archive,
683
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,193
um...
684
00:26:49,229 --> 00:26:50,629
Gut level, Dad,
685
00:26:50,630 --> 00:26:53,732
this thing is not coming back.
They're fuckin' assholes.
686
00:26:53,733 --> 00:26:54,799
Dad.
687
00:26:55,484 --> 00:26:57,350
Vaulter can be our lodestar.
688
00:27:00,473 --> 00:27:03,441
Th... This is... This
isn't the time to retreat.
689
00:27:09,848 --> 00:27:11,415
Your brother's right. Gut it.
690
00:27:15,654 --> 00:27:16,654
Okay.
691
00:27:18,624 --> 00:27:20,191
LOGAN: Roman,
692
00:27:20,192 --> 00:27:23,093
I want you on the
proxy battle with Gerri.
693
00:27:23,963 --> 00:27:25,063
Kendall,
694
00:27:25,064 --> 00:27:27,632
you think you can gut Vaulter for me?
695
00:27:27,633 --> 00:27:28,999
Or you need help?
696
00:27:31,337 --> 00:27:33,204
I'll take care of it, Dad.
697
00:27:33,205 --> 00:27:35,973
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
698
00:27:54,927 --> 00:27:56,827
(TOILET FLUSHES)
699
00:28:05,537 --> 00:28:06,703
(CHUCKLES)
700
00:28:14,803 --> 00:28:16,026
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
701
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,853
CONNOR ROY: Uh, you
know, when Willa told me
702
00:28:17,854 --> 00:28:19,488
about moving to New York for her play,
703
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,223
I thought, "Ah, I don't
want to move to the city."
704
00:28:21,224 --> 00:28:22,224
(WILLA CHUCKLES)
705
00:28:22,225 --> 00:28:23,759
CONNOR: "I wanna stay on the ranch.
706
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,161
Maybe I'll get me a new girlfriend."
707
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,828
- (LAUGHTER)
- CONNOR: I'm kidding.
708
00:28:26,829 --> 00:28:27,878
(WILLA CHUCKLES)
709
00:28:27,879 --> 00:28:29,498
WILLA: No, I mean, it's true.
710
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:32,168
It was pretty hard to wheedle
the old man out of the dessert.
711
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,202
(LAUGHTER)
712
00:28:33,203 --> 00:28:35,648
But, um, we're here now
713
00:28:35,649 --> 00:28:38,807
in our, um, not-so-humble home...
714
00:28:38,808 --> 00:28:40,342
hotel. Um.
715
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,970
But, uh, friends, family, please,
716
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,872
you know, feel free to drop in anytime,
717
00:28:44,873 --> 00:28:47,041
and, um, don't worry about all this,
718
00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:50,244
'cause it's on our tab. (LAUGHS) So...
719
00:28:50,245 --> 00:28:51,577
Okay. Great.
720
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:53,814
Cheers! (CHUCKLES)
721
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,348
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
722
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,518
Hey, Con, thank you so much
723
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:00,587
for taking care of the
sliders and all this shit.
724
00:29:00,588 --> 00:29:02,656
Yeah, and the champagne.
It's very big of you.
725
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:04,791
And I love what you haven't
done with the place as well.
726
00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:06,760
Yeah, well, you know we
got a really good deal.
727
00:29:06,761 --> 00:29:08,295
And rehearsals are
right around the corner.
728
00:29:08,296 --> 00:29:09,796
Plus, I needed a place in the city
729
00:29:09,797 --> 00:29:11,298
'cause I'm gonna start ramping up soon.
730
00:29:11,299 --> 00:29:13,733
So I needed campaign headquarters.
731
00:29:13,734 --> 00:29:14,969
(COUGHING) Wait.
732
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,971
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
733
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:19,306
- Are you still doing that?
- Very funny. Yes.
734
00:29:19,307 --> 00:29:20,807
I'm still applying for the job
735
00:29:20,808 --> 00:29:22,443
of President of the United States.
736
00:29:22,444 --> 00:29:23,877
WILLA: Oh, good for you.
737
00:29:23,878 --> 00:29:25,111
Yeah. Do you...
738
00:29:25,112 --> 00:29:26,912
Do you think that that's
like a natural progression
739
00:29:26,913 --> 00:29:28,814
from "never done nothing, never,"
740
00:29:28,815 --> 00:29:30,483
to "most important job in the world?"
741
00:29:30,484 --> 00:29:31,884
- CONNOR: Well...
- Like, could you maybe
742
00:29:31,885 --> 00:29:34,187
get a little experience at,
like at a CVS, something, first?
743
00:29:34,188 --> 00:29:36,755
Yeah, yeah, or just, like,
nickel hand jobs under a bridge.
744
00:29:36,756 --> 00:29:38,636
- Start small.
- You guys have big plans for me.
745
00:29:39,226 --> 00:29:41,027
Place is a time machine.
746
00:29:41,028 --> 00:29:44,163
It's like 45 minutes every
time they need file tape,
747
00:29:44,164 --> 00:29:46,099
all the way to some warehouse in Queens.
748
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:47,133
Okay, so?
749
00:29:47,134 --> 00:29:48,601
So, I don't know. I mean...
750
00:29:48,602 --> 00:29:50,503
How come it isn't digitized?
751
00:29:50,504 --> 00:29:53,172
The whole of ATN, it's
totally analog, Tom.
752
00:29:53,173 --> 00:29:55,008
So I could fire people?
753
00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:57,643
Correct? If we did
this? If we digitized?
754
00:29:57,644 --> 00:30:00,145
I... (SIGHS) I mean,
you'd be removing, like,
755
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:02,514
two links from the production
chain of every show.
756
00:30:02,515 --> 00:30:03,781
- But would it be...
- Okay, okay, okay.
757
00:30:03,782 --> 00:30:06,051
But... but in terms of skulls,
758
00:30:06,052 --> 00:30:08,520
how many skulls, do you think?
759
00:30:08,521 --> 00:30:10,155
- That we can lose?
- Yeah.
760
00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:12,924
I dunno. I... I guess, like, 30 or 50?
761
00:30:12,925 --> 00:30:14,425
Fifty skulls?
762
00:30:17,463 --> 00:30:18,763
I'm slavering, pig man!
763
00:30:18,764 --> 00:30:20,456
Fifty skulls is a lot of skulls!
764
00:30:20,457 --> 00:30:21,533
Yeah.
765
00:30:21,534 --> 00:30:24,202
I know, it's goo... It's... tons.
766
00:30:24,203 --> 00:30:26,203
Oh, look at this fuckin' prick.
767
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,574
Yikes, I almost feel sorry for him.
768
00:30:29,575 --> 00:30:30,842
SHIV: Oh yeah? Why?
769
00:30:30,843 --> 00:30:32,644
ROMAN: Just emptied the
contents of his scrotum
770
00:30:32,645 --> 00:30:33,645
at Dad's feet.
771
00:30:34,713 --> 00:30:35,914
We're gutting Vaulter.
772
00:30:35,915 --> 00:30:37,481
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
773
00:30:37,482 --> 00:30:39,316
Is that a good idea?
774
00:30:39,317 --> 00:30:40,852
Fucking great idea.
775
00:30:40,853 --> 00:30:43,387
It's Kendall's baby, and
now we're gonna burn it.
776
00:30:43,388 --> 00:30:44,689
(SNICKERS)
777
00:30:44,690 --> 00:30:47,491
Hey, um... So, we we're thinking, uh...
778
00:30:47,492 --> 00:30:49,126
me and, uh, Tabitha and I,
779
00:30:49,127 --> 00:30:52,663
uh, that we'd like to have
you and Tom over for dinner.
780
00:30:53,432 --> 00:30:55,299
Uh... sorry, what? Do you...
781
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,401
Roman Roy, did you just
invite us to dinner?
782
00:30:57,402 --> 00:30:58,770
Oh, fuck you. All right, shut up.
783
00:30:58,771 --> 00:31:00,972
Yes, I did. Metro poser bullshit.
784
00:31:00,973 --> 00:31:02,373
(HIGH VOICE) Napkins and chitchat.
785
00:31:02,374 --> 00:31:04,441
Ooh, race relations. Kale.
786
00:31:19,626 --> 00:31:20,716
Hey.
787
00:31:20,717 --> 00:31:21,809
Hey.
788
00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,401
Do you reckon if I called room service
789
00:31:23,402 --> 00:31:25,322
and asked them to poke
me in the eye, they would?
790
00:31:26,731 --> 00:31:28,164
It's pretty unbearable in there.
791
00:31:30,602 --> 00:31:31,667
Can I get a drag?
792
00:31:32,404 --> 00:31:33,404
Yeah.
793
00:31:36,308 --> 00:31:38,274
I hear Dad's got Vaulter in a crosshair.
794
00:31:41,178 --> 00:31:42,178
Roman?
795
00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:44,106
(SCOFFS)
796
00:31:44,107 --> 00:31:45,982
He shouldn't be talking
to you about that.
797
00:31:45,983 --> 00:31:48,518
Just seems like a bad move to me.
798
00:31:48,519 --> 00:31:50,885
I'm just saying, I always liked it.
799
00:31:52,789 --> 00:31:54,055
Yeah, well.
800
00:31:55,626 --> 00:31:56,825
Dad's right.
801
00:31:58,429 --> 00:31:59,828
Are you with him on this?
802
00:32:02,266 --> 00:32:04,133
He sees everything, Shiv.
803
00:32:05,769 --> 00:32:07,537
You have a hard time
finding a happy medium
804
00:32:07,538 --> 00:32:10,573
between worshipping him
and wanting to kill him.
805
00:32:10,574 --> 00:32:11,640
Huh?
806
00:32:12,809 --> 00:32:14,777
(SHIV LAUGHS)
807
00:32:14,778 --> 00:32:15,810
(GLASSES CLINK)
808
00:32:15,811 --> 00:32:17,446
- The Vaulter thing.
- TABITHA: Mm.
809
00:32:17,447 --> 00:32:18,813
Gutting it.
810
00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:20,549
What if it's the wrong thing?
811
00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:22,050
I thought your dad agreed with you?
812
00:32:22,051 --> 00:32:24,853
Uh, yeah, he did. And
now they're doing it.
813
00:32:24,854 --> 00:32:27,155
They're actually doing
the thing that I said.
814
00:32:27,890 --> 00:32:29,158
TABITHA: Fuck.
815
00:32:29,159 --> 00:32:31,960
Think maybe you just did your job.
816
00:32:31,961 --> 00:32:33,327
Shall we get some more champagne?
817
00:32:33,829 --> 00:32:35,531
I mean...
818
00:32:35,532 --> 00:32:38,366
It could be right. It might
not be, but it could be.
819
00:32:39,802 --> 00:32:40,934
Maybe I'm smart.
820
00:32:41,904 --> 00:32:42,936
Sure.
821
00:32:43,739 --> 00:32:44,739
Maybe.
822
00:32:46,142 --> 00:32:47,609
You did a thing.
823
00:32:47,610 --> 00:32:48,742
Mazel tov.
824
00:32:49,388 --> 00:32:50,578
You know, I'm gonna...
825
00:32:50,579 --> 00:32:52,714
I'm gonna schedule
some time with your dad,
826
00:32:52,715 --> 00:32:54,415
and take him out for dinner
and wine him and dine him
827
00:32:54,416 --> 00:32:56,751
and make love to him
with my ideas, you know?
828
00:32:56,752 --> 00:32:58,419
This could be huge, Shiv.
829
00:32:58,420 --> 00:33:00,454
SHIV: Tom, I think...
830
00:33:00,455 --> 00:33:02,056
I think we should talk.
831
00:33:03,425 --> 00:33:04,993
Uh...
832
00:33:04,994 --> 00:33:06,293
You wanna get out of here?
833
00:33:08,974 --> 00:33:09,998
Okay.
834
00:33:09,999 --> 00:33:11,232
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
835
00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:13,068
TOM: Is this about ATN?
836
00:33:13,069 --> 00:33:14,903
Hey, you... you want something?
837
00:33:14,904 --> 00:33:16,504
I'll get you something.
838
00:33:16,505 --> 00:33:18,073
(CORK POPS)
839
00:33:18,074 --> 00:33:19,206
(GLASS CLINKS)
840
00:33:21,677 --> 00:33:23,377
TOM: Ooh, that's a biggie.
841
00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:25,145
Is this about the arrangement?
842
00:33:25,146 --> 00:33:26,780
Look, Tom, it's...
843
00:33:26,781 --> 00:33:28,147
no, it's Waystar.
844
00:33:30,018 --> 00:33:31,251
This is never gonna happen,
845
00:33:31,252 --> 00:33:33,721
and I don't even trust
him, and even if I did,
846
00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:35,654
I'm not even sure that I would want it.
847
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,390
But, uh...
848
00:33:41,529 --> 00:33:42,829
he offered it to me.
849
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:45,565
To be next.
850
00:33:45,967 --> 00:33:46,999
Dad.
851
00:33:49,838 --> 00:33:50,871
Oh.
852
00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:52,439
- Oh my...
- Mm.
853
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,574
Shiv... when?
854
00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:56,342
SHIV: Uh, the Hamptons.
855
00:33:57,311 --> 00:33:58,744
TOM: The Hamptons?
856
00:34:00,214 --> 00:34:02,382
Oh, my God, Shiv, that's...
857
00:34:02,383 --> 00:34:04,517
- That's like a week ago.
- (SHIV SIGHS)
858
00:34:04,518 --> 00:34:06,185
Congratulations! What the fuck!
859
00:34:06,186 --> 00:34:08,054
SHIV: (LAUGHING) I know!
860
00:34:08,055 --> 00:34:10,357
I mean, I... I... I
don't know what to think.
861
00:34:10,358 --> 00:34:12,292
Holy shit! I mean,
862
00:34:12,293 --> 00:34:14,326
this is... huge!
863
00:34:15,329 --> 00:34:16,420
S...
864
00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:20,448
- So, I mean, do you...
- Want it? No!
865
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:22,736
And I don't even trust him, so I...
866
00:34:22,737 --> 00:34:24,537
Because I thought that it was something
867
00:34:24,538 --> 00:34:26,273
that we wanted for me...
868
00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:27,440
- We do.
- ... to have it?
869
00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:28,608
- We do!
- That was... I mean,
870
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:29,876
that was just the plan.
871
00:34:29,877 --> 00:34:31,510
That's st... still the plan.
872
00:34:31,511 --> 00:34:34,013
Me is just a modification of the plan.
873
00:34:34,014 --> 00:34:35,915
TOM: No, sure.
874
00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:37,817
It's q... quite a big modification.
875
00:34:37,818 --> 00:34:39,418
But d... d... so, did...
876
00:34:39,419 --> 00:34:40,653
d... did he...
877
00:34:40,654 --> 00:34:42,855
We... Uh, paint the
picture for me. What'd he...
878
00:34:42,856 --> 00:34:45,258
He asked me, and I said yes.
879
00:34:45,259 --> 00:34:47,126
But only as a play.
880
00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:48,594
TOM: Totally.
881
00:34:48,595 --> 00:34:50,763
So what was the play?
882
00:34:50,764 --> 00:34:53,732
SHIV: Well, he's asked
before, obviously,
883
00:34:53,733 --> 00:34:56,234
and this time was real...
884
00:34:57,681 --> 00:34:58,972
so...
885
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:02,032
I thought I would be
deleveraging power if I said no.
886
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,599
Exactly. Yes.
887
00:35:05,077 --> 00:35:08,681
Tom, this is 100 percent
not going to happen.
888
00:35:08,682 --> 00:35:11,450
But it's smart to say yes, right?
889
00:35:11,451 --> 00:35:13,118
I am so...
890
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:14,886
excited for you!
891
00:35:14,887 --> 00:35:16,522
- Thank you.
- For us!
892
00:35:16,523 --> 00:35:18,590
I am.
893
00:35:18,591 --> 00:35:22,860
And you know, it's okay for
you to say that you want it.
894
00:35:23,797 --> 00:35:25,030
I'd support you.
895
00:35:25,031 --> 00:35:26,632
SHIV: Well, look, I mean...
896
00:35:26,633 --> 00:35:29,234
Say I did want it,
w... and I... I don't,
897
00:35:29,235 --> 00:35:30,969
you know, you...
898
00:35:30,970 --> 00:35:33,339
if I was CEO of Waystar, I mean...
899
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,606
(BOTH LAUGH)
900
00:35:34,607 --> 00:35:36,843
I mean, you, honey, are
gonna be something huge.
901
00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:37,935
Yeah.
902
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,260
Sure. Like what?
903
00:35:39,261 --> 00:35:40,551
I... I don't know.
904
00:35:40,552 --> 00:35:41,601
But we'll figure it out.
905
00:35:41,602 --> 00:35:44,049
Yeah, that's for later
on down... down the road.
906
00:35:44,050 --> 00:35:45,930
- Whenever. Just whenever.
- (SHIV EXHALES) Wow.
907
00:35:46,776 --> 00:35:48,475
(SHIV LAUGHS)
908
00:35:49,121 --> 00:35:50,355
(SIGHS)
909
00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,290
I mean, it's hilarious, right?
910
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:53,524
Oh, yes!
911
00:35:53,525 --> 00:35:55,625
- It's fucking funny!
- (SHIV LAUGHS)
912
00:35:59,131 --> 00:36:00,332
BOTH: Yeah...
913
00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,167
- Hey, come here.
- Hey.
914
00:36:02,168 --> 00:36:03,467
- Mm.
- Hey.
915
00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,171
Oh. Oh, now?
916
00:36:06,172 --> 00:36:07,739
- Mm. Why not?
- Well, let me just...
917
00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:09,531
Hang on. Let me just
go and brush my teeth.
918
00:36:09,532 --> 00:36:10,574
No.
919
00:36:10,575 --> 00:36:12,108
- No, come here.
- Okay.
920
00:36:14,645 --> 00:36:17,514
I... I hear your brother's
running for president.
921
00:36:17,515 --> 00:36:19,316
Maybe we should get him here.
922
00:36:19,317 --> 00:36:21,618
He seems like the... the serious one.
923
00:36:21,619 --> 00:36:24,120
Right. Lawrence, we have a problem.
924
00:36:25,038 --> 00:36:26,428
- (LAWRENCE CLEARS THROAT)
- Okay?
925
00:36:26,429 --> 00:36:28,162
My dad wants to shut you down.
926
00:36:29,694 --> 00:36:32,696
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah.
927
00:36:32,697 --> 00:36:34,899
But I don't want you
to worry about my dad.
928
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,500
Okay? I can handle my dad.
929
00:36:36,501 --> 00:36:37,701
The fuck you talking about?
930
00:36:37,702 --> 00:36:39,236
I know what's going on here.
931
00:36:39,237 --> 00:36:41,972
Right? It's a... It's a...
It's a Potemkin village.
932
00:36:41,973 --> 00:36:43,607
I mean, the engagement and bounce rate
933
00:36:43,608 --> 00:36:45,675
have been inflated and
fucked around so much
934
00:36:45,676 --> 00:36:47,310
they're impossible to verify.
935
00:36:47,311 --> 00:36:49,279
your share stats, the... the churn,
936
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,581
the SEO traffic KPIs are all bullshit.
937
00:36:51,582 --> 00:36:55,251
I mean, you suckered me
in, and, uh, I bought it.
938
00:36:55,252 --> 00:36:58,121
We had a couple shitty traffic months...
939
00:36:58,122 --> 00:37:00,281
Uh, Facebook changed their algorithm.
940
00:37:00,282 --> 00:37:01,306
Uh-huh.
941
00:37:01,307 --> 00:37:02,683
- We got face-fucked, okay?
- All right.
942
00:37:02,684 --> 00:37:04,008
We're turning the corner now.
943
00:37:04,009 --> 00:37:05,009
Okay.
944
00:37:05,763 --> 00:37:07,096
O... Okay.
945
00:37:07,097 --> 00:37:09,331
What? Yeah, o... okay.
Is... Is that real?
946
00:37:10,802 --> 00:37:12,868
- From Logan?
- Look, I can fix this.
947
00:37:13,771 --> 00:37:15,872
Okay? But no more obfuscation.
948
00:37:15,873 --> 00:37:17,541
No more shitty data.
949
00:37:17,542 --> 00:37:20,576
I need the full, fiber-optic,
clear-channel shit.
950
00:37:20,577 --> 00:37:23,346
CT scan the whole
place, and we move fast.
951
00:37:23,347 --> 00:37:24,713
Okay.
952
00:37:24,714 --> 00:37:26,848
Do you like double-crossing your dad?
953
00:37:28,152 --> 00:37:29,618
Oh, that's your favorite.
954
00:37:29,619 --> 00:37:31,220
Isn't it?
955
00:37:31,221 --> 00:37:35,824
I'm of the opinion he can be
persuaded he's making a mistake.
956
00:37:38,562 --> 00:37:39,727
- Okay?
- Okay.
957
00:37:41,098 --> 00:37:42,332
Oh yeah, w... Uh, one more thing.
958
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:46,402
I... I... I need everyone
to cool it on unionizing.
959
00:37:46,403 --> 00:37:47,937
Okay, they're not gonna do that.
960
00:37:47,938 --> 00:37:50,173
Half of them are about
to sign union cards.
961
00:37:50,174 --> 00:37:51,239
Let me speak to them.
962
00:37:53,243 --> 00:37:55,410
Everyone here fucking hates you.
963
00:37:55,411 --> 00:37:56,811
(TOM CHUCKLES)
964
00:37:57,814 --> 00:37:59,313
I think I can take it.
965
00:38:00,216 --> 00:38:02,184
Hey, everyone. Thanks for...
966
00:38:02,185 --> 00:38:04,587
Thanks for gathering.
This'll just be a minute.
967
00:38:04,588 --> 00:38:06,455
Can you... Can you guys
hear me in the back?
968
00:38:06,456 --> 00:38:08,055
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Yeah?
969
00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:09,657
Uh...
970
00:38:10,727 --> 00:38:11,727
Vaulter.
971
00:38:12,696 --> 00:38:15,764
Hey, um... Okay.
972
00:38:15,765 --> 00:38:18,033
Look, some of you might
have noticed this already,
973
00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:21,103
but, uh, just so you're
getting it direct from me,
974
00:38:21,104 --> 00:38:24,673
uh, Waystar management has been
taking a look at the business
975
00:38:24,674 --> 00:38:25,908
over the last week.
976
00:38:25,909 --> 00:38:28,209
But I just wanna say
this to you in person...
977
00:38:29,382 --> 00:38:32,575
I believe Vaulter is the
future of this company.
978
00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:33,667
WOMAN: Sure.
979
00:38:33,668 --> 00:38:36,217
I'm Se... I'm fuckin' s... dead serious.
980
00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:38,052
Just... You can't question my belief
981
00:38:38,053 --> 00:38:40,622
in what you've all built here.
982
00:38:40,623 --> 00:38:43,758
You know, in... in... in
what Lawrence has built.
983
00:38:43,759 --> 00:38:45,459
But if we're gonna come through here,
984
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:47,395
we need to be light on our feet.
985
00:38:47,396 --> 00:38:49,330
That's why I personally think
986
00:38:49,331 --> 00:38:52,433
it would be a mistake
for you to unionize.
987
00:38:52,434 --> 00:38:53,735
(STAFF MUTTERING)
988
00:38:53,736 --> 00:38:54,936
Just... Just hear me out.
989
00:38:54,937 --> 00:38:56,170
Okay, we will get you
990
00:38:56,171 --> 00:38:58,907
a really punchy independent
arbitration panel,
991
00:38:58,908 --> 00:39:00,174
we'll get you a pay bump.
992
00:39:00,175 --> 00:39:02,308
I know a lot of you are
flirting with the guild,
993
00:39:02,309 --> 00:39:04,344
and I'm just asking you to consider
994
00:39:04,345 --> 00:39:05,779
putting that on ice.
995
00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:08,147
And let's try and
figure this out inside.
996
00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:10,483
We keep it in the...
997
00:39:10,484 --> 00:39:14,021
fuckin' super cheesy,
but in the Waystar family.
998
00:39:14,022 --> 00:39:18,158
'Cause we do not want an
adversarial situation here.
999
00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:20,727
Okay, we want communication,
1000
00:39:20,728 --> 00:39:22,495
we want engagement.
1001
00:39:22,496 --> 00:39:24,097
So let's all pull together
1002
00:39:24,098 --> 00:39:25,465
and go back to your desks
1003
00:39:25,466 --> 00:39:28,735
and generate me five, ten, 100 ideas
1004
00:39:28,736 --> 00:39:30,402
and hit me and my man here up.
1005
00:39:30,838 --> 00:39:31,838
Okay?
1006
00:39:33,174 --> 00:39:34,207
Thank you.
1007
00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:36,476
Yeah, I don't know, Stanley.
1008
00:39:36,477 --> 00:39:38,477
I... I just don't know if I could ever
1009
00:39:38,478 --> 00:39:40,646
practically make use of this area.
1010
00:39:40,647 --> 00:39:43,849
That's just a mezzanine.
You know, it's just a bonus.
1011
00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:47,251
you have a... a living room
with under-stair storage.
1012
00:39:48,354 --> 00:39:49,789
GREG: Sure. It's just...
1013
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:52,825
the thing I need storage for
most urgently of all, Stanley,
1014
00:39:52,826 --> 00:39:53,992
is me.
1015
00:39:54,661 --> 00:39:56,494
You know? I'm... I need...
1016
00:39:57,631 --> 00:40:00,032
I need storage for myself.
1017
00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:01,467
- Dude, it's just a bed.
- (PHONE BUZZING)
1018
00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,634
You're overthinking it.
1019
00:40:06,139 --> 00:40:07,171
Kendall?
1020
00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:09,507
Totally.
1021
00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:11,859
Yep, on my way.
1022
00:40:18,350 --> 00:40:19,350
So?
1023
00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:20,985
It's a maybe.
1024
00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:26,490
Hey, Ken?
1025
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:28,493
KENDALL: Yo.
1026
00:40:28,494 --> 00:40:29,627
Hey.
1027
00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:33,732
GREG: I got the stuff.
1028
00:40:33,733 --> 00:40:35,398
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1029
00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:38,669
So, what do you think?
1030
00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:42,040
Uh, of this? I think...
1031
00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:43,474
it's...
1032
00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:47,345
huge. It's, um, it's a very large space.
1033
00:40:47,346 --> 00:40:49,280
What's the... what's the footage?
1034
00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:51,015
Uh, I don't know.
1035
00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:53,017
Developers overestimated demand,
1036
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:56,420
so I bought all five units
and my guy's gonna flip 'em.
1037
00:40:56,421 --> 00:40:58,088
Yeah, 'cause i... it's...
1038
00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,990
an abundance of footage.
1039
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:02,359
An embarrassment of... of footage.
1040
00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:04,195
Yeah.
1041
00:41:04,196 --> 00:41:05,596
It's yours.
1042
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,365
I... I mean, until the
market starts to move,
1043
00:41:07,366 --> 00:41:09,167
- but...
- Until it starts to move.
1044
00:41:09,168 --> 00:41:10,500
No, I'm serious.
1045
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:12,735
- Yeah.
- Like...
1046
00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:15,906
Yeah, you live here now, Greg.
1047
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,241
(SNICKERING) Okay.
1048
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,609
Uh, cool. Yeah.
1049
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:22,146
I can take a lot in terms
of psychological pain, so...
1050
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,848
Yeah. Sweet, I live here! Nice.
1051
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:26,283
I'm totally serious.
1052
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,518
Yeah, I know. I needed
a place to live, so...
1053
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,387
Now, uh, now I got it!
1054
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:32,189
Uh, here's your key.
1055
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,224
Until I get a doorman downstairs.
1056
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:35,592
I'm not fuckin' around.
1057
00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:37,861
Like, it's just gonna be empty.
1058
00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,428
- It's not a big deal.
- Kendall.
1059
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,430
What, dude?
1060
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:44,702
This is fuck... Th... this is...
1061
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,303
Dude, thank you.
1062
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,770
So much, man.
1063
00:41:50,474 --> 00:41:53,110
Wow. I mean...
1064
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:55,144
- Look at these ceilings.
- Yeah.
1065
00:41:55,145 --> 00:41:56,946
Nice height, you got big windows,
1066
00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:58,714
- a lot of light.
- (GREG WHOOPING)
1067
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,284
Yeah. Have you ever had your own place?
1068
00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:04,221
GREG: Fuck yeah.
1069
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:07,090
I was thinking we
could hang out tonight.
1070
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:08,291
- Yeah.
- Like, in here.
1071
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:10,159
- Sure.
- Have a little party.
1072
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,394
Sweet.
1073
00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:12,562
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
- ROMAN: Hi!
1074
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:14,698
- ALL: Hi!
- Tom Wambsgans.
1075
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:15,865
SHIV AND TABITHA: Hi!
1076
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:17,367
- ROMAN: Manly handshake.
- TOM: Manly handshake.
1077
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,101
(ALL CHIT-CHAT AWKWARDLY)
1078
00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:23,473
- SHIV: Uh...
- I have this...
1079
00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:25,808
overwhelming urge to either
knee someone in the vagina
1080
00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:27,110
or spit on the floor.
1081
00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:30,046
Hmm. He's been a little
bit nervous about tonight.
1082
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,215
Nervous, come the fuck on.
1083
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:35,151
For din-dins with
firecrotch and normcore?
1084
00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:36,152
Please.
1085
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,755
TABITHA: Well, come on in!
1086
00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:40,356
Have some champagne.
1087
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:42,892
Enjoy our beautiful room.
1088
00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,061
Could spend your whole life
here. That's how I figure it.
1089
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:47,496
Born on the couch and cremated in here.
1090
00:42:47,497 --> 00:42:48,865
Can I get a Diet Coke?
1091
00:42:48,866 --> 00:42:50,133
Oh, Tom has a cold,
1092
00:42:50,134 --> 00:42:51,600
and he wants everyone to know.
1093
00:42:51,601 --> 00:42:52,601
SHIV: Oh.
1094
00:42:52,602 --> 00:42:54,336
Well, we could send out for some saline,
1095
00:42:54,337 --> 00:42:56,572
we could stand around and
watch you do a nasal wash.
1096
00:42:56,573 --> 00:42:59,308
No, no. thank you. I'm good. Thank you.
1097
00:42:59,309 --> 00:43:01,668
I'm hearing some stories
about that brother of ours.
1098
00:43:01,669 --> 00:43:03,060
Apparently...
1099
00:43:03,061 --> 00:43:05,648
You wanna actually drink that?
'Cause I got some stronger shit.
1100
00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:07,182
- SHIV: Yeah.
- ROME: Do you like Japanese whiskey?
1101
00:43:07,183 --> 00:43:08,284
- SHIV: Yeah.
- ROMAN: I've got this one
1102
00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:09,985
that tastes like fucking dragonpiss...
1103
00:43:09,986 --> 00:43:11,426
You should try swallowing something.
1104
00:43:14,457 --> 00:43:15,523
Like honey.
1105
00:43:16,993 --> 00:43:18,225
I'm fine, thank you.
1106
00:43:19,296 --> 00:43:21,229
Word is he's on maneuvers again.
1107
00:43:21,230 --> 00:43:24,300
Making all kinds of promises
about keeping Vaulter open.
1108
00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:26,134
What? Does Dad know?
1109
00:43:26,135 --> 00:43:27,503
Uh, hell no, Dad doesn't know.
1110
00:43:27,504 --> 00:43:29,571
He's a shenaniganizing piece of shit.
1111
00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:32,640
But the thing I keep
turning over in my mind is...
1112
00:43:33,743 --> 00:43:35,444
do I tell Dad?
1113
00:43:35,445 --> 00:43:37,645
Because if I drop the shoe on Ken now,
1114
00:43:37,646 --> 00:43:38,979
he's crushed forever.
1115
00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:40,915
Uh... (EXHALES)
1116
00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:44,952
If Kendall's going
rogue, then... let him.
1117
00:43:44,953 --> 00:43:46,788
Sooner or later, it's
gonna blow up in his face.
1118
00:43:46,789 --> 00:43:48,790
I love it when it blows
up in people's faces.
1119
00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:50,990
- You do.
- I do. It's my fuckin' favorite.
1120
00:43:52,795 --> 00:43:54,529
I like how this is working.
1121
00:43:54,530 --> 00:43:56,197
Us. I see a future here.
1122
00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:57,398
Yeah. Sure.
1123
00:43:57,399 --> 00:43:58,499
- No, me too.
- Yeah.
1124
00:43:58,500 --> 00:43:59,980
'Cause, you know, there's an opening.
1125
00:44:01,036 --> 00:44:03,103
Yeah, see, no one sees me coming.
1126
00:44:03,104 --> 00:44:04,472
But I am right on the shoulder.
1127
00:44:04,473 --> 00:44:06,774
If Dad announces
tomorrow, he announces me.
1128
00:44:06,775 --> 00:44:08,443
Has to, there's no other option.
1129
00:44:08,444 --> 00:44:10,745
I mean, it's fucking insane,
but I am the best he's got.
1130
00:44:10,746 --> 00:44:11,779
Yeah.
1131
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:13,847
Unless... There is one other.
1132
00:44:16,184 --> 00:44:17,251
Who?
1133
00:44:17,252 --> 00:44:19,519
Shiv, should I be worried about Tom?
1134
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,388
(SHIV LAUGHING) Tom?
1135
00:44:21,389 --> 00:44:24,258
No, you don't need to
be worried about Tom.
1136
00:44:24,259 --> 00:44:25,326
Okay.
1137
00:44:25,327 --> 00:44:26,425
All right.
1138
00:44:29,064 --> 00:44:30,429
How's news, Tom?
1139
00:44:31,432 --> 00:44:33,067
Challenging.
1140
00:44:33,068 --> 00:44:35,068
Tough row to hoe, but, you know...
1141
00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:37,371
think I see a way out.
1142
00:44:37,372 --> 00:44:38,672
- It's good, yeah.
- ROMAN: Yeah?
1143
00:44:38,673 --> 00:44:40,406
A way out. Good for you, man.
1144
00:44:42,543 --> 00:44:44,778
So what is it, this way out?
1145
00:44:44,779 --> 00:44:47,514
Oh, it's early days, and I... Yeah.
1146
00:44:47,515 --> 00:44:50,283
I haven't even discussed
it with Logan yet, but...
1147
00:44:50,284 --> 00:44:51,685
Oh, so it's a secret?
1148
00:44:51,686 --> 00:44:53,152
That's fucking exciting.
1149
00:44:53,153 --> 00:44:54,953
When are you gonna tell
him, at the sleepover?
1150
00:44:56,056 --> 00:44:58,992
Well, um, no.
1151
00:44:58,993 --> 00:45:01,127
We're-looking in...
Well, I'm looking into
1152
00:45:01,128 --> 00:45:02,896
digitizing ATN.
1153
00:45:02,897 --> 00:45:06,366
Like, a total overhaul
of the... of the legacy
1154
00:45:06,367 --> 00:45:07,868
analog infrastructure.
1155
00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:09,002
Yeah.
1156
00:45:09,003 --> 00:45:10,637
Making a lot of
productivity gains as well,
1157
00:45:10,638 --> 00:45:13,072
so I think your dad
will be pretty pleased.
1158
00:45:13,073 --> 00:45:14,172
Fuckin' A.
1159
00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:16,710
Look at the corn-feeder.
1160
00:45:16,711 --> 00:45:19,012
Going all synergies and shit.
1161
00:45:19,013 --> 00:45:20,647
- Yeah.
- ROMAN: Nice.
1162
00:45:20,648 --> 00:45:21,814
Worth a shot.
1163
00:45:21,815 --> 00:45:22,847
Thanks, man.
1164
00:45:31,858 --> 00:45:34,126
Where do you buy your
suits, by the way, Tom?
1165
00:45:34,127 --> 00:45:35,795
Like, maybe that's why
1166
00:45:35,796 --> 00:45:37,062
I'm just not moving as fast as you.
1167
00:45:37,063 --> 00:45:40,332
I just don't have that,
like, boxy, corporate look.
1168
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:41,634
Right?
1169
00:45:41,635 --> 00:45:43,803
I mean, I'm sorry, but, like,
1170
00:45:43,804 --> 00:45:46,472
what the fuck? You
look like a Transformer.
1171
00:45:46,473 --> 00:45:48,474
Like, wh... what's wrong
with your body, man?
1172
00:45:48,475 --> 00:45:50,843
Rome, come on. There's
nothing wrong with his body,
1173
00:45:50,844 --> 00:45:52,144
it's just fuckin' suits.
1174
00:45:52,145 --> 00:45:55,180
What? Come on, we... we've
laughed about it before.
1175
00:45:55,181 --> 00:45:56,714
- ROMAN: You have?
- Yeah.
1176
00:45:56,715 --> 00:45:58,616
He's thrifty, and he has
the worst taste in suits.
1177
00:45:58,617 --> 00:45:59,918
Totally has terrible Ta...
1178
00:45:59,919 --> 00:46:01,953
You look like a divorce
attorney from the Twin Cities.
1179
00:46:01,954 --> 00:46:04,355
It's partly the walk.
It's like a real...
1180
00:46:04,356 --> 00:46:06,791
- ROMAN: Robot?
- No, agricultural walk.
1181
00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:09,226
(ROMAN AND TABITHA LAUGH)
1182
00:46:09,227 --> 00:46:10,862
Agricultural walk!
1183
00:46:10,863 --> 00:46:12,964
You know, I tried to get,
uh, one of his suits tailored
1184
00:46:12,965 --> 00:46:14,298
- by the guy that Dad uses.
- ROMAN: Mm-hmm.
1185
00:46:14,299 --> 00:46:16,500
- But he just looked so, like...
- Hey, Shiv? Fuck off.
1186
00:46:29,081 --> 00:46:31,748
So, I'm probably just gonna
sleep in the guest room
1187
00:46:31,749 --> 00:46:33,517
so I don't keep you awake.
1188
00:46:33,518 --> 00:46:35,185
SHIV: Uh, are you kidding me?
1189
00:46:35,186 --> 00:46:37,354
What? We'll both sleep better.
1190
00:46:37,355 --> 00:46:38,355
SHIV: Tom.
1191
00:46:39,290 --> 00:46:40,290
Come on.
1192
00:46:41,158 --> 00:46:43,360
We've just... We've gotten...
1193
00:46:43,361 --> 00:46:44,961
tangled up, okay?
1194
00:46:47,017 --> 00:46:48,375
Honey,
1195
00:46:48,376 --> 00:46:50,577
you're the only one I can
talk to about this stuff.
1196
00:46:52,236 --> 00:46:53,402
I need you.
1197
00:47:04,938 --> 00:47:07,154
- Now, I have a choice...
- TOM: Mm-hmm.
1198
00:47:07,155 --> 00:47:09,715
... to make. It's either Gil,
1199
00:47:09,716 --> 00:47:11,073
or it's Dad.
1200
00:47:11,074 --> 00:47:12,866
And it's a bit of a headfuck.
1201
00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:14,224
Okay.
1202
00:47:14,225 --> 00:47:15,858
Well, let's break it down.
1203
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:20,394
'Cause here's what I've been thinking.
1204
00:47:20,395 --> 00:47:22,796
- TOM: Mm-hmm.
- What if a good person...
1205
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:24,667
ran Waystar?
1206
00:47:24,668 --> 00:47:26,802
Yeah, I know. Waystar, it's...
1207
00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:28,737
You know, it's the family business.
1208
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,973
It's your inheritance.
1209
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:34,510
But, you know, you saw what
your dad did to Kendall.
1210
00:47:34,511 --> 00:47:37,013
There's gotta be a chance
he'll do the same to you.
1211
00:47:37,014 --> 00:47:38,947
Get bored of you once he's got you.
1212
00:47:38,948 --> 00:47:40,181
I dunno. Maybe it's about
1213
00:47:40,182 --> 00:47:42,918
keeping your options open, Siobhan.
1214
00:47:42,919 --> 00:47:44,920
Oh, yeah. Yes.
1215
00:47:44,921 --> 00:47:46,755
Can you not just...
1216
00:47:46,756 --> 00:47:49,624
see how it goes and
keep the plates spinning?
1217
00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:52,259
Go Dick Morris, run
things from out back?
1218
00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:57,331
Yeah.
1219
00:47:58,634 --> 00:48:00,068
Uh-huh.
1220
00:48:00,069 --> 00:48:01,301
That's the play.
1221
00:48:08,745 --> 00:48:10,411
KENDALL: Okay, where
are we on office two?
1222
00:48:10,412 --> 00:48:12,413
I wanna be operational by tomorrow.
1223
00:48:12,414 --> 00:48:13,614
They're outside right now.
1224
00:48:13,615 --> 00:48:14,615
Let's go.
1225
00:48:17,886 --> 00:48:19,646
- KENDALL: IT's on their way?
- JESS: Mm-hmm.
1226
00:48:22,257 --> 00:48:24,524
They know where it's
going, seventh floor, right?
1227
00:48:25,327 --> 00:48:27,827
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
1228
00:48:56,457 --> 00:48:57,524
We all set?
1229
00:48:57,525 --> 00:48:58,690
Three minutes.
1230
00:49:00,094 --> 00:49:02,261
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1231
00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:07,800
Okay, guys.
1232
00:49:07,801 --> 00:49:09,935
Everybody, if I could
just have a second.
1233
00:49:11,739 --> 00:49:14,873
I just wanted to update you
on a couple of developments.
1234
00:49:16,409 --> 00:49:18,277
Uh, some of you may have noticed
1235
00:49:18,278 --> 00:49:20,279
servers are down.
1236
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,349
And we're setting a
satellite office on seven.
1237
00:49:23,350 --> 00:49:25,851
And I'm afraid I have to inform you,
1238
00:49:25,852 --> 00:49:27,286
you are all dismissed.
1239
00:49:27,287 --> 00:49:29,321
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
1240
00:49:29,322 --> 00:49:31,557
Yeah. You're... You're all fired.
1241
00:49:31,558 --> 00:49:33,692
So, if you can leave your
laptops where they are,
1242
00:49:33,693 --> 00:49:34,726
and hand in your passes,
1243
00:49:34,727 --> 00:49:36,495
security will be coming around now.
1244
00:49:36,496 --> 00:49:38,429
I've been through
everything you've shown me.
1245
00:49:39,199 --> 00:49:40,299
Food and weed,
1246
00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,867
those are the only two verticals
1247
00:49:41,868 --> 00:49:44,537
driving revenue, so
we're folding them in
1248
00:49:44,538 --> 00:49:47,472
and, uh, yeah, you're all free to leave.
1249
00:49:48,007 --> 00:49:49,375
This is a joke.
1250
00:49:49,376 --> 00:49:51,509
KENDALL: You have 15 minutes
to gather your belongings
1251
00:49:51,510 --> 00:49:52,843
and exit the building.
1252
00:49:52,844 --> 00:49:56,047
Separation agreements will
be handed around shortly.
1253
00:49:56,048 --> 00:49:58,849
One week of severance per year served,
1254
00:49:58,850 --> 00:50:00,285
with full non-disclosure.
1255
00:50:00,286 --> 00:50:02,720
Post your little videos.
You get three days.
1256
00:50:02,721 --> 00:50:04,021
What the f...
1257
00:50:04,022 --> 00:50:06,857
KENDALL: Unused vacation
days will not be reimbursed.
1258
00:50:06,858 --> 00:50:08,826
Health benefits will be terminated
1259
00:50:08,827 --> 00:50:10,027
at the end of the month.
1260
00:50:10,028 --> 00:50:11,086
That's it.
1261
00:50:11,087 --> 00:50:13,097
I'd like to thank you
all for your hard work.
1262
00:50:13,098 --> 00:50:14,798
LAURIE: You piece of shit.
1263
00:50:15,467 --> 00:50:17,133
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1264
00:50:21,039 --> 00:50:23,140
- Is that all you got?
- SCOTT: Fuck you.
1265
00:50:23,141 --> 00:50:24,442
Fuck you, man!
1266
00:50:24,443 --> 00:50:26,276
LAWRENCE: Hey. Hey!
1267
00:50:26,277 --> 00:50:28,846
Kendall, what the fuck are you doing?
1268
00:50:28,847 --> 00:50:30,380
What the fuck is going on?
1269
00:50:30,381 --> 00:50:33,450
Yeah, sorry about the,
uh, cloak and dagger.
1270
00:50:33,451 --> 00:50:35,853
I just needed some time
to untangle all your shit,
1271
00:50:35,854 --> 00:50:36,921
find the profit centers,
1272
00:50:36,922 --> 00:50:38,022
keep the union off our back.
1273
00:50:38,023 --> 00:50:40,157
We're already fully
operational on seven.
1274
00:50:40,158 --> 00:50:42,759
- Why?
- Because my dad told me to.
1275
00:50:44,295 --> 00:50:46,196
LAWRENCE: Because your dad told you to?
1276
00:50:47,562 --> 00:50:49,433
Jesus Christ.
1277
00:50:49,434 --> 00:50:51,701
Because your dad told you to?
1278
00:50:53,038 --> 00:50:54,704
You... You fucked it, bro.
1279
00:50:57,008 --> 00:50:58,008
Uh-huh.
1280
00:50:59,577 --> 00:51:02,345
Go find some other chicken coop, cunt.
1281
00:51:03,557 --> 00:51:04,581
LAWRENCE: What...
1282
00:51:04,582 --> 00:51:06,650
Are you fucking kidding me?
1283
00:51:06,651 --> 00:51:09,485
Because your dad told you to!
1284
00:51:10,622 --> 00:51:12,355
Are you a fucking idiot?
1285
00:51:13,658 --> 00:51:15,191
Kendall!
1286
00:51:15,192 --> 00:51:17,960
♪ (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1287
00:51:23,635 --> 00:51:26,235
Yo, Ken. Yo, how's it going?
1288
00:51:27,938 --> 00:51:29,205
All good, Greg.
1289
00:51:29,206 --> 00:51:32,177
Just, you know, looking for
love in all the wrong places.
1290
00:51:32,178 --> 00:51:33,243
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1291
00:51:33,244 --> 00:51:34,577
No, dude, exactly.
1292
00:51:34,578 --> 00:51:36,279
Listen, Ken, I was, uh,
1293
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,883
super wiped and I... My
legs are just killing me.
1294
00:51:39,884 --> 00:51:41,517
And my lower back.
1295
00:51:41,518 --> 00:51:44,087
So do you think you could maybe
bring the party up to yours?
1296
00:51:44,088 --> 00:51:45,989
- Up to mine?
- Up to your place.
1297
00:51:45,990 --> 00:51:47,890
Yeah, I don't think so, Greg.
1298
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:51,995
You know, I'm just, like...
1299
00:51:51,996 --> 00:51:55,764
I'm looking for pussy like
a fuckin' techno Gatsby.
1300
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,401
Hell yeah! That's...
1301
00:51:58,402 --> 00:52:00,970
Hell yeah, man. Um...
1302
00:52:00,971 --> 00:52:03,472
There's also... some of
your acquaintances are maybe
1303
00:52:03,473 --> 00:52:04,840
humping in my bedroom?
1304
00:52:08,378 --> 00:52:09,711
If you c... Or...
1305
00:52:11,682 --> 00:52:13,482
Can talk to them...
1306
00:52:13,483 --> 00:52:15,083
GIL: I might like to go for a run
1307
00:52:15,084 --> 00:52:16,919
sometime tomorrow, if
we can make a space.
1308
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,587
I need to test the hamstrings...
1309
00:52:18,588 --> 00:52:20,189
But no paps.
1310
00:52:20,190 --> 00:52:22,491
I don't need another shot of
me looking like a used dick.
1311
00:52:22,492 --> 00:52:24,427
MAN: You're him, right? You're the guy.
1312
00:52:24,428 --> 00:52:25,561
So they tell me.
1313
00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:26,595
(MAN LAUGHS)
1314
00:52:26,596 --> 00:52:28,397
Good to meet you, man! I like you, man.
1315
00:52:28,398 --> 00:52:31,200
GIL: I'm nothing
without people like you.
1316
00:52:31,201 --> 00:52:32,301
- (MAN LAUGHS)
- GIL: Hey,
1317
00:52:32,302 --> 00:52:33,836
you and me, when this work gets done,
1318
00:52:33,837 --> 00:52:35,438
we go get a beer. What do you say?
1319
00:52:35,439 --> 00:52:36,772
- (LAUGHS) Yeah!
- Okay?
1320
00:52:36,773 --> 00:52:38,040
- Yeah. Cool.
- All right.
1321
00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:40,001
- Great to meet you. All right.
- MAN: Yeah, yeah.
1322
00:52:50,944 --> 00:52:52,110
Hey, you want some gel?
1323
00:52:52,655 --> 00:52:53,655
Sorry?
1324
00:52:53,656 --> 00:52:55,457
Some Purell, for your hand.
1325
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,392
How long's it been since
you touched a prole?
1326
00:52:57,393 --> 00:52:58,659
No thank you, Shiv.
1327
00:52:59,462 --> 00:53:00,929
Oh, come on. I'm... I'm kidding.
1328
00:53:00,930 --> 00:53:02,197
The joke being what, exactly?
1329
00:53:02,198 --> 00:53:03,698
That I wanna sanitize my hand
1330
00:53:03,699 --> 00:53:05,334
after I meet with a guy in the street?
1331
00:53:05,335 --> 00:53:06,368
Thank you. No. I'm good.
1332
00:53:06,369 --> 00:53:08,670
Yeah, it's a pretty shitty joke, Shiv.
1333
00:53:08,671 --> 00:53:09,938
GIL: I'm just saying
1334
00:53:09,939 --> 00:53:11,273
that I think that maybe we need to be
1335
00:53:11,274 --> 00:53:14,575
more respectful of the working folk.
1336
00:53:14,576 --> 00:53:15,843
Even internally?
1337
00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,345
- I mean...
- Okay, yeah. I get it Gil.
1338
00:53:17,346 --> 00:53:19,380
GIL: I don't want us
to fall into that trap.
1339
00:53:19,381 --> 00:53:20,639
No, I... I'm sorry, Shiv,
1340
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,984
but I just think that maybe
you like in a kind of a bubble
1341
00:53:22,985 --> 00:53:25,286
and this kind of joke is
okay around your family
1342
00:53:25,287 --> 00:53:26,087
and friends.
1343
00:53:26,088 --> 00:53:27,421
Don't fucking give me that.
1344
00:53:27,422 --> 00:53:28,480
Excuse me?
1345
00:53:28,481 --> 00:53:31,292
Don't pull a guilt trip on me
'cause you're selling your soul.
1346
00:53:31,293 --> 00:53:32,994
I'm sorry, do we have a problem here?
1347
00:53:32,995 --> 00:53:36,463
Jesus, Shiv, you need
a banana and a nap?
1348
00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:39,165
I think maybe we continue
this conversation in private.
1349
00:53:39,667 --> 00:53:40,801
SHIV: Why?
1350
00:53:40,802 --> 00:53:42,270
You don't want him to know
1351
00:53:42,271 --> 00:53:43,771
you've still got my
dad's cock in your mouth?
1352
00:53:43,772 --> 00:53:46,340
I was discussing an
arrangement you recommended.
1353
00:53:46,341 --> 00:53:48,474
Oh, yeah, you did. Didn't you just, y...
1354
00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:49,533
Certainly discussed it.
1355
00:53:49,534 --> 00:53:50,625
GIL: I don't understand.
1356
00:53:50,626 --> 00:53:53,055
You're riding me over a
deal you told me to take.
1357
00:53:53,056 --> 00:53:54,747
Took it pretty quick though, didn't you?
1358
00:53:54,748 --> 00:53:56,783
Rolled over really fucking fast.
1359
00:53:56,784 --> 00:53:59,119
And now you're taking
reach-arounds and...
1360
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,254
flights on a 787.
1361
00:54:01,255 --> 00:54:03,856
Where's this coming from, Siobhan?
1362
00:54:03,857 --> 00:54:06,759
I'm sorry, I think
maybe we should just...
1363
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,785
reassess.
1364
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:11,187
Perhaps I... Dick Morris things,
operate from the background?
1365
00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:14,367
GIL: Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah.
1366
00:54:14,368 --> 00:54:16,269
No, you know what I think?
I think you're right.
1367
00:54:16,270 --> 00:54:19,239
I think we need to reassess
more comprehensively.
1368
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,773
SHIV: Mm-hmm.
1369
00:54:20,774 --> 00:54:22,975
I think Nate is right, that your...
1370
00:54:22,976 --> 00:54:25,876
connections to Tom, ATN, are...
1371
00:54:26,579 --> 00:54:28,480
a distraction.
1372
00:54:28,481 --> 00:54:31,149
Oh yeah? Well you know
what? Actually, I'm out.
1373
00:54:32,852 --> 00:54:35,687
Actually, I just fired you, Shiv.
1374
00:54:35,688 --> 00:54:37,756
If you'd even noticed.
1375
00:54:37,757 --> 00:54:40,491
Well, I already fuckin' quit,
if you had any antennae.
1376
00:54:49,702 --> 00:54:51,502
KENDALL: Okay, it's done.
1377
00:54:52,538 --> 00:54:54,105
Vaulter's dead.
1378
00:54:54,106 --> 00:54:56,140
Four-hundred and
seventy-six off the payroll,
1379
00:54:56,141 --> 00:54:57,875
full-timers, freelance...
1380
00:54:57,876 --> 00:55:00,345
I, uh, negotiated an
early break from the lease
1381
00:55:00,346 --> 00:55:02,146
and hired an editor and five interns
1382
00:55:02,147 --> 00:55:03,514
for the two remaining verticals.
1383
00:55:03,515 --> 00:55:05,383
the rest will be user-generated,
1384
00:55:05,384 --> 00:55:08,352
reviews, upload pics, all that stuff.
1385
00:55:09,355 --> 00:55:11,189
Also, I harvested a ton of ideas
1386
00:55:11,190 --> 00:55:13,057
from the Vaulter staff before they left.
1387
00:55:13,058 --> 00:55:14,325
IP and start-up ideas.
1388
00:55:14,326 --> 00:55:18,061
Most of it's, you know,
bullshit but... you never know.
1389
00:55:19,465 --> 00:55:21,764
We'll say you tried to keep it alive.
1390
00:55:23,135 --> 00:55:25,303
Valiant efforts, et cetera.
1391
00:55:25,304 --> 00:55:26,937
I'm good. I'll wear it.
1392
00:55:26,938 --> 00:55:28,972
(PHONE BUZZING)
1393
00:55:32,076 --> 00:55:33,242
I should take this.
1394
00:55:36,114 --> 00:55:37,813
- Yeah?
- SHIV: Dad?
1395
00:55:38,449 --> 00:55:40,083
I told Gil.
1396
00:55:40,084 --> 00:55:42,019
I'm ready. Let's get started.
1397
00:55:42,020 --> 00:55:44,954
Start... looping me in.
1398
00:55:44,955 --> 00:55:46,088
That's great.
1399
00:55:46,957 --> 00:55:48,057
I'll be in touch.
1400
00:55:53,964 --> 00:55:55,098
KENDALL: Everything okay?
1401
00:55:55,099 --> 00:55:56,933
LOGAN: Oh, yeah. Usual headaches.
1402
00:55:56,934 --> 00:55:58,968
Hey. Should I be in this?
1403
00:55:58,969 --> 00:56:00,237
LOGAN: Roman,
1404
00:56:00,238 --> 00:56:02,772
your brother's gonna be
working in here from now on.
1405
00:56:02,773 --> 00:56:03,830
Oh, yeah?
1406
00:56:03,831 --> 00:56:06,275
LOGAN: I need him
across the proxy battle.
1407
00:56:06,276 --> 00:56:08,643
Can't afford communication slips.
1408
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:10,283
Okay?
1409
00:56:13,650 --> 00:56:15,284
What are you waiting for?
1410
00:56:15,285 --> 00:56:16,752
A kiss?
1411
00:56:16,753 --> 00:56:20,021
Fuck off. Be gone. Bye bye.
1412
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,333
Yes? Can I help you?
1413
00:56:33,103 --> 00:56:34,570
Fuck you looking at?
1414
00:56:34,571 --> 00:56:36,105
You did good, son.
1415
00:56:36,106 --> 00:56:37,138
Thank you.
1416
00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:39,639
Make yourself at home.
1417
00:56:41,343 --> 00:56:43,710
♪ (PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1418
00:57:03,765 --> 00:57:04,831
LOGAN: Comfortable?
1419
00:57:28,456 --> 00:57:31,224
Hey. Can I get a pack of
American Spirit Yellow?
1420
00:57:33,028 --> 00:57:34,161
One of these.
1421
00:57:34,162 --> 00:57:36,062
(FOOTBALL COMMENTARY
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1422
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:41,601
♪ (PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
1423
00:58:22,531 --> 00:58:30,531
- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
1424
00:59:31,828 --> 00:59:33,714
GERRI KILLMAN: There
were some doubts as to...
1425
00:59:33,715 --> 00:59:36,658
whether an acquisition is
really what we need right now.
1426
00:59:36,659 --> 00:59:38,916
It is. The bigger the better.
1427
00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:40,941
And I have it.
1428
00:59:40,942 --> 00:59:43,199
- ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
- SHIV ROY: This is a disaster.
1429
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,589
We need to stop him.
1430
00:59:44,590 --> 00:59:47,227
Could you sit out the
corporate retreat this year?
1431
00:59:47,228 --> 00:59:49,320
Nah. It's a morale-booster.
1432
00:59:49,321 --> 00:59:52,005
Someone spiked the deal.
1433
00:59:52,006 --> 00:59:54,274
Which one of you boys did it?
1434
00:59:54,477 --> 00:59:59,070
Here's news: I... will... win.
1435
00:59:59,071 --> 01:00:01,572
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪101813
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