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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,016 This way please, we'll go to the next room 2 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:44,728 Here, there was a painting by Trouillebeut called "Harem's Servant" 3 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,356 It was stolen a few weeks ago 4 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:50,150 That's why our director is so upset 5 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,737 He is waiting here everyday 6 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,781 Hoping that miracle will happen 7 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,826 The painting will be re-appear 8 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,328 Please follow me to another room 9 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:03,789 Do you like this painting? 10 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,457 Oh yes, quite a lot! 11 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,473 No, thanks! 12 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,481 Good 13 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,550 Miss, are you alright? 14 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,177 Does it hurt? Please sit down 15 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:45,599 No Miss, you can't sit on this box 16 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,434 There's a very valuable painting inside 17 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:48,769 Mona Lisa? 18 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:49,853 No it's not, 19 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:52,606 it's a Modigliani portrait 20 00:03:56,236 --> 00:04:01,615 Please sit elsewhere, or I'll get into trouble 21 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,824 OK...OK... 22 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:07,663 Miss here, your shoe is fixed 23 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,539 There's a very valuable 24 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,207 Miss please, I'm serious 25 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:17,256 Thanks! 26 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:24,805 Bye 27 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,604 GiGi. Good morning 28 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:33,480 Thanks! 29 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:36,858 Today's perfume is so fragrant, 30 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:40,279 must be fantastic! 31 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,572 I almost used the whole bottle 32 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:46,952 I'll buy you another at Lafayette! 33 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,870 Give me a dimsum first 34 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,456 Well hurry, time is running out 35 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,125 What's the hurry? 36 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,085 Don't interrupt me 37 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,796 I'm in no hurry, it's not dark yet 38 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,511 Gi Gi! 39 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,680 You're just a big baby 40 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,390 France is the best place for you 41 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,099 Yeah! 42 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:09,933 Especially French women 43 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,603 Yeah! Yeah! 44 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:20,819 Do you know what that is? 45 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,822 Of course! It's Naughty Dame! 46 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,365 Of course not! It's Notre-Dame! 47 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,826 I always wanted to get married there 48 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,163 With those little boys and girls... 49 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,581 along the aisle 50 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,960 Throwing morning glories 51 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,045 Morning glories? 52 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,313 Close the door, let's go 53 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,711 Do you know me? 54 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:20,462 No 55 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:33,308 My name is James, thanks 56 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:38,772 I'm notorious thief, read tomorrow papers 57 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,625 Look at that car! 58 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,715 Hey! Did you see what they're doing there? 59 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,717 Youngsters these days do anything they want 60 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:48,860 Step on the gas, get closer, take it 61 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:49,486 Oh! 62 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,154 Hey, be a pal and help me out? 63 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,030 Remember, the perfume! 64 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,031 Don't forget to drive in lowgear when you collect me 65 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,032 - Don't worry - Don't forget! 66 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,700 - Don't worry! - Sure... 67 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,008 Go away 68 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:49,129 I don't smell a thing, how come? 69 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:06,229 Jeez, the perfume stinks 70 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,525 More than a horse's, shit! 71 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,611 Oh, the perfume must be too old 72 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:44,929 Freeze, shit! 73 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,640 Hey, what's going up there? 74 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,452 Hey, Joe is coming 75 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,578 Oh 76 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,829 Let's go get him, come on 77 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,415 Hey, over here, hurry 78 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,542 Hey, over here 79 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:21,508 Slow down 80 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:23,176 Almost there 81 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,178 Lowgear, stupid broad 82 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,138 Do you get him? 83 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,431 I got him, I got him 84 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,391 Slow down, slow down 85 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,437 Hey, stop, stop the car 86 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,647 Stop 87 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:41,277 You goddam stupid broad 88 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,490 Joe, you alright, 89 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,408 are you hurt, painful? 90 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,744 Yeah, does it hurt? 91 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,411 Alright enough 92 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,120 Well? 93 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,664 How many times did I tell? 94 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,541 Don't just drive in lowgear 95 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,376 Sometimes use the first gear, sometimes the second 96 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,379 You never do what I tell you! 97 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,631 You're a brainless bimbo 98 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,049 I never know how you want it 99 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:04,717 I want it off 100 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,052 Where are you going? 101 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,303 Water the plant 102 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,395 Pardon, excuse me please 103 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,022 Hey, you said never start the car in which gear? 104 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,441 Drive! 105 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,570 Well drive! 106 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,530 Hey... Hey... 107 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,448 Bye-bye 108 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,826 You two will regret this 109 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,995 Go on, leave, 110 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:37,333 I hope you get what you desert 111 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,382 Mr Chu, do you know... 112 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,051 some of our famous paintings has been stolen lately, 113 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,555 we of course welcome those who come all over the world... 114 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,015 to appreciate our art, 115 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,434 but just hope they don't take them away from us 116 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:55,810 We've done save investigations, 117 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,312 and we suspect that the thieves are Chinese, 118 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,354 from an... 119 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,106 underground painting collector. 120 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,032 You three remember, 121 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,077 I raised you 122 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,040 I fed you, clothed you Now you got to listen to me 123 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,584 From now on 124 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,755 I'll teach you how to make a living 125 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:31,679 Joe, I'll teach you to be sharp of eye and quick of hand 126 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,098 I'm now in a bus, come here 127 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:34,974 Oh 128 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,562 What's the matter? You crazy? 129 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,107 Nothing, the bus ride is jumpy! 130 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,694 Then go over there 131 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,705 Oh 132 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:02,585 Godam it 133 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,004 You'll never learn, you aren't worth anything 134 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,509 You're crying all the time. Brings me bad luck 135 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,512 No food for you 136 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,733 Cherie, let's eat 137 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,403 I stained my pants because of you 138 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,571 I stole food for you 139 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,656 Eat 140 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:33,449 Go on, eat 141 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:33,908 Eat 142 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:34,826 OK 143 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:38,246 You must be hungry, eat up 144 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:47,005 We hope that the Hong Kong police will cooperate with the French Investigators 145 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,715 in stopping this crime 146 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,511 Cherie, you be the beggar 147 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,721 Me again? 148 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,014 Go on 149 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,390 Go over there 150 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,182 OK 151 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,271 Uncle can you give me some bread please 152 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,565 I haven't eaten in days, please 153 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,607 Go away, beggar 154 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,650 Don't bother me 155 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,277 Please don't, please 156 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,153 Go away 157 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,197 Hey, you hit me 158 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,157 It's not me, it's not me 159 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,366 Go? 160 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,412 You still deny it? 161 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,538 Really, it's not me 162 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,706 Let's get out of here 163 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,168 You stole my bread 164 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:25,752 Hey, let's split 165 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,462 You're so young, who taught you to steal? 166 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,337 Stop! 167 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:28,963 Cherie, run! 168 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:29,589 You still want to run? 169 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,131 Cherie, come on 170 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,717 Those three kids stole my bread, get them 171 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:42,560 Lady, slow down, no one will take your bread away 172 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,270 We'll keep a look out 173 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,230 Lady, is it good? 174 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:46,814 Very good 175 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,899 Take your time, 176 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,153 have more 177 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,905 Hold it, come back 178 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,114 It hurts 179 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,701 What do you want? I didn't do anything 180 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,744 Don't catch them 181 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,912 - We didn't do anything? - Don't worry, 182 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,790 - We're innocent - I won't arrest you 183 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,502 Well? You must be starving 184 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,711 Yeah 185 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,014 It's getting cold, get some clothes 186 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,435 Thank you, papa 187 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,686 Thanks, papa 188 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,481 When did I become your papa? 189 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,108 Whenever you gave us food 190 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:34,737 You're the only one who has been nice to us 191 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,073 You're not so bad yourselves 192 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,534 Ever think of becoming policemen? 193 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,954 Talk about it later 194 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,373 Don't have to be a policeman to help people 195 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,874 That's right, papa 196 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,380 Whenever you're in trouble, come to me 197 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,923 Don't ever steal again 198 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,258 Yes, sir 199 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:20,700 How come the painter 200 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,952 chose this lady as model 201 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,537 She looks like having a sprained neck 202 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,584 Jim, come and try the soup 203 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,002 It's been boiling for 4 hours 204 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,547 Well? 205 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,926 Why does it taste like canned soup? 206 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,678 Go to hell 207 00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:03,826 Happy birthday to you 208 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,872 Happy birthday to dear Cherie 209 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,874 Happy birthday to you 210 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,876 Congratulations, you look gorgeous 211 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:12,793 Thanks! 212 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,133 Today's my birthday, you do what I say 213 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,051 Your birthday doesn't mean you're the boss 214 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,302 After this glass of champagne, 215 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,012 we stop stealing 216 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,015 All agreed? 217 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,484 Hey, blow out the candles 218 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,320 Hurry up 219 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,281 Hey hey, make a wish first 220 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,783 Go on, go 221 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,575 OK 222 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,453 I hope after we retire, 223 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,038 we can live in peace 224 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,791 Look! That's enough, have some ice-cream! 225 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,922 Hehe, Snow White, Snow White! 226 00:20:58,882 --> 00:20:59,632 Let me help you 227 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,473 Hey, you're going too fast 228 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,767 When I make a take, I go all the way 229 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,395 Make her feel better 230 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,729 Hey, that includes you too 231 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,356 Come on, she listens to you 232 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,440 This is embarrassing 233 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,540 Cherie, Cherie my love 234 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,253 Are you really mad at me? 235 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,134 Look, my Cherie Amour 236 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:47,930 You are my true loved one 237 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,224 The only one I swear, bar none 238 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,352 From head to foot need I say bun 239 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:58,691 Beauty and charm is yours, to you I run 240 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,193 I'd never leave, even forced by gun 241 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:04,280 I'd always want you, even if you were a nun 242 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:08,367 With you I know my search is done 243 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,619 Only you bring my luck and lots of fun 244 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,372 I'll love you always, as long as there is a sun 245 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,208 You are my true loved one 246 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,545 The only one I swear, bar none 247 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,131 From head to foot need I say bun 248 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,842 Beauty and charm is yours, to you I run 249 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:32,099 I'd never leave, even forced by gun 250 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:35,227 I'd always want to you, even if you were a nun 251 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,273 With you I know my search is done 252 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,109 Only you bring my luck and lots of fun 253 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:45,738 Ah, I'm drowning 254 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,742 How dare you kick me? 255 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,786 It's not me, something hit my leg 256 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:52,411 Let me out of here 257 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,162 Come on 258 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,205 I'm freezing 259 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,540 Let's go, come on 260 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,252 You fooled me with her! Don't go 261 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,388 Joe, where do you want to be 262 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,639 when you get old? 263 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,599 Anywhere is fine with me 264 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,934 But, how about you? 265 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,479 I first want to live in peace and quiet 266 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,189 I ran is peaceful 267 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,148 Heaven is pretty 268 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,483 peaceful too 269 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:23,859 Assholes 270 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,203 We're always on the move 271 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,122 We should try to find a place to settle down 272 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,707 Yeah but that's not the point 273 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,794 The Universe is endless, the Brave are always searching 274 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,589 For some happiness, however fleeting it may be 275 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,675 Actually I miss Hong Kong 276 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,219 I miss Wonton Noodles 277 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,846 And Yuen Long Cakes 278 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,516 Shen Zheng fried goose, Causeway Bay seafood 279 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,642 Sheung Wan's egg cakes 280 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,394 Also Stanley's jeans 281 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:03,691 Yes, Queen's Rd East, Queen's Rd West 282 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,027 Isn't it gorgeous here? 283 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:07,486 Yes 284 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,071 Let's check it out 285 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,618 Brigitte Barkot, Gina Lollobrigida 286 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,289 What are you yelling at? 287 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:21,041 I just want to check if those two women were here 288 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,042 What are you saying? 289 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,294 Didn't you see the paper? 290 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:27,548 They said they always sunbathe here 291 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,757 I want their autograph 292 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:31,552 How can they have pens if they're naked? 293 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:33,012 Let's go, DOM 294 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:33,971 I have one! 295 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:42,813 Hi! 296 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,572 How are you? 297 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,287 - Hello Cherie - Hello 298 00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,788 Joe, Jim, welcome 299 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:01,165 How are you 300 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,917 Ah, how come? 301 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:05,544 How much? 302 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,172 Half a million 303 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:09,924 Too expensive, 304 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,177 the painting only worths 400,000 305 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,055 He said it's too expensive, 400,000 306 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,100 Tell him he's a motherfucker 307 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:21,852 What is he saying? 308 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:23,229 Go on 309 00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:30,236 I want to ask you "Where's your mother?" 310 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,446 I want to say hello to her 311 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:35,032 She's fine, thank you very much 312 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,283 You are welcome 313 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,245 Tell him, not a penny less 314 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,456 Half a million, no discount 315 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:43,791 OK, it's deal 316 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:47,878 Half a million, he agreed 317 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:49,505 VOILA - Great 318 00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:53,676 Steal this painting for me, 319 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,469 I gave you 2 million 320 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:57,888 Please translate. Thank you 321 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,724 He offered you 2 million to steal a painting 322 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,934 2 million? 323 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,727 But you both promised not to steal any more? 324 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,145 Did I say that? 325 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,689 I don't remember saying that 326 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:09,066 You can't break your promise 327 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,652 This painting is in a castle in Nice 328 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,572 There's also a love story attached to it 329 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:17,074 The lady in the painting was the painter's lover 330 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,785 The painter died soon after finishing the painting 331 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,246 and it's haunted 332 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,665 by his soul 333 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:30,462 Any self-respecting thief would be proud to steal it, 334 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:33,173 but it's never... 335 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,968 left the castle whoever manages it will be famous for you it's a challenge 336 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:39,054 Such a long speech, what did he say? 337 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:40,681 I don't want to tell you 338 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:41,765 Tell me 339 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,225 Tell us 340 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,980 He said this painting is evil, whoever steals it will die 341 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,109 So what do we do? 342 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:52,943 Hey! 343 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,069 Well? 344 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,321 Do it 345 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,282 Do it? 346 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:58,991 Ah... 347 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:02,411 Sorry, we've already retired 348 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:03,787 Is that true? 349 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:06,707 He asked if you're sure you can do it? 350 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:11,253 Sure, Yeah... Yeah... 351 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,590 OK, forget it, I'm really sorry 352 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,091 He said we can go now 353 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,384 Hey, what about the deposit? 354 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,136 They will contact us 355 00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,639 Hey, let's have a drink first 356 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:26,852 Bye 357 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,651 Thanks, bye 358 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:41,617 It's working 359 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,285 A call from Hong Kong, sir 360 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:47,414 Hello, Mr Chow! 361 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,042 Hello, Mr Burton, any problem? 362 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,294 No problem, just do it 363 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:54,046 Very good 364 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,476 Cherie, did you see Jim? 365 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,103 I don't know where he went? 366 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,980 His "work" tools have disappeared too, do you think... 367 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:12,856 Shit! 368 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:35,337 Please don't go 369 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,257 He can't do a thing without me 370 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,217 He'll be fine 371 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:42,261 I'm afraid he'll get into trouble 372 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,349 I knew you'd do this 373 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,894 You two better come back safe and sound 374 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,866 I'm going, you go pack up 375 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,160 Remember tomorrow morning 9 o'clock 376 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,078 Wait for me at Cannes airport 377 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,956 Book 3 tickets, 3 tickets 378 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:11,790 OK! 379 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,210 And then what? 380 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,921 Promise me this will be the last time 381 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,217 You're such a pain! 382 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:22,462 What are you doing here? 383 00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:23,589 It takes turn to tango 384 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:45,777 Hey, it's too quiet, must be traps 385 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,363 Yeah, like lots of trap-wires 386 00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:49,448 and arrows 387 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:51,617 Let's check it out 388 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:52,618 Um 389 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,300 Nothing 390 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,308 Here's the stone gate, 391 00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:18,268 wonder where is the switch? 392 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,980 For sure it's well hidden 393 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,274 What are you saying? 394 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:30,948 I don't believe it! They hid this precious painting here? 395 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:32,658 These are all cheap wines! 396 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:36,161 The hidden must be the most obvious 397 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,134 Hey, how come it's so long? 398 00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:00,477 Let's go! 399 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,624 It's you 400 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,337 Hey, did you see that? 401 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,424 Hey 402 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,516 Damn, which one? 403 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,608 Hey, it moved by itself 404 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,027 Yeah, yeah 405 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:51,528 It goes back 406 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:52,404 Hurry up 407 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:13,967 What is it? 408 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:19,890 What are you doing? 409 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,022 Hey 410 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,652 May not be laser beams, but electricity, yes! 411 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,454 God, so windy 412 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,915 It's for effect! 413 00:34:45,416 --> 00:35:21,868 Come on 414 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,334 Careful 415 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,923 - Here - OK 416 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:38,677 Come on 417 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:39,719 OK 418 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,022 Hey, careful, want me to die 419 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,941 How come you're so heavy 420 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:54,860 I eat a lot. Pull me up 421 00:35:57,905 --> 00:35:59,447 I said pull me up, not down. Want me to die? 422 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,199 Hold tight 423 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:01,992 Come on 424 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,162 Pull me up 425 00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:06,830 Don't you fart 426 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:16,965 Harder 427 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:18,592 Did you get it? 428 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:19,467 Almost 429 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:25,724 Did you touch it? 430 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:27,058 Yeah, harder 431 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:29,728 Almost got it 432 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:35,358 Got it 433 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,235 Ready 434 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:38,737 OK 435 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,071 - Go - Let's go 436 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:46,912 Hey 437 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:52,626 Hey. Do you still want your shoes? 438 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,545 We made it, it's the real thing 439 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,298 My blood is all going to my head 440 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:03,762 How come she is starring at me? 441 00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:05,931 It's your lamp's reflection 442 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,932 Right 443 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,309 Hey 444 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,268 What are you doing? 445 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,478 Come help me 446 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:12,604 OK 447 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:13,897 Hurry 448 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,487 Come on 449 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:36,586 It's quiet here, let's go 450 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,422 Looks like a trap to me 451 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,135 Strange, so quiet, how could that be? 452 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:45,303 Wait and see 453 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:51,059 OK, here's to our friendship 454 00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:54,104 There's no need for words 455 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,523 No, I mean that wine 456 00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:58,483 is made up preserved grapes 457 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,570 Everyone is drunk, I alone am lucid 458 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:07,367 Wow, Surat guy (Superiorintellect) 459 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,791 Hey, over here! 460 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:15,625 I see it 461 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,431 Hey... 462 00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:54,706 Come on 463 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:58,251 I'll check it for you 464 00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,336 You better! 465 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,253 Of course 466 00:39:04,258 --> 00:39:05,467 Hey, watch your ass 467 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:06,676 I got a big one 468 00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:19,898 There's one more 469 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:23,526 Easy job, cheers 470 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:27,405 Cheers 471 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:30,992 How old are you? 472 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,453 You should be older 473 00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:35,330 See who's better? 474 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,207 Come on 475 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,016 Hurry up 476 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:55,892 Alright 477 00:39:56,727 --> 00:40:01,106 Get them, don't let them escape 478 00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,275 Quick get in 479 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,116 You alright? 480 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,551 Lucky the bullet isn't in too deep 481 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:32,804 Raise your arm 482 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:35,140 Higher 483 00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:39,853 Move your finger, make a fist 484 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,358 No big deal, you'll make it 485 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:51,614 I warned you not to try it alone 486 00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:54,075 You had to try, look at you now 487 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,539 I didn't do it for the French man 488 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,916 Don't be so superior, you're no artist 489 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:03,334 I know that 490 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:09,340 I did it for Cherie 491 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,637 If you did it for Cherie, you did it for yourself 492 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:15,680 If you did it for yourself, you did it for me 493 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:16,890 If you did it for me, you did it for us all 494 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,016 What are you talking about? 495 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:22,979 You treat friends 496 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,564 better than the woman you love 497 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:28,026 No, I treat them both the same 498 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,778 Same? Say what? Are you sure? 499 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,071 You're saying I'm not 500 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,657 You treat her like an object 501 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:38,286 Sometimes good, sometimes bad 502 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:40,955 You call that treating her right? 503 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,876 Do you know I'm jealous of you? 504 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:49,047 Did you ever think of her? 505 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,132 Did you? 506 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,227 If you think of someone else, 507 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,269 you loose yourself? 508 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,438 You both know how I am 509 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:06,439 I like to be footloose 510 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,149 and care free 511 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,904 Who says I'll spend the rest of my life with her? 512 00:42:13,113 --> 00:42:16,324 If I like a flower, I don't have to pick it 513 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:20,036 If I like the wind, I don't need to bag it 514 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,498 If I like a cloud, I don't need to hold it 515 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,791 If I like the sea, I don't... 516 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,626 What are you talking about? I am talking about humans 517 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,378 What's that about wind, flowers, clouds... 518 00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:29,879 I was talking about women 519 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,550 Women need to be loved, and cared for 520 00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:34,801 I know after marriage, 521 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,302 no more freedom of Democracy 522 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:40,431 All I want are...flings! 523 00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:41,391 Did you ever hear that? 524 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,560 A fling is not forever 525 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,564 Hey, do you know you're bleeding? 526 00:42:47,856 --> 00:42:49,107 Do you know you're wounded? 527 00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,150 - So what? - Are you finished? 528 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:53,403 Well? 529 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,195 That's it 530 00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:55,113 Really? 531 00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:56,174 Are you feeling better? 532 00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:01,095 If you're alright, let's go Cherie's waiting at the airport 533 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:49,644 Kill them, 534 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,604 get the painting whatever it takes 535 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:34,981 Jim, take the painting, don't wait for me 536 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,526 Tell Cherie I'll look for her 537 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:04,362 I'll hold them off, go to the airport 538 00:47:04,404 --> 00:47:05,363 OK 539 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:10,576 Boss, we're at the pier, will get them 540 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:23,297 Damn it! 541 00:49:19,581 --> 00:50:18,055 Jim 542 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:30,860 Did you do it? Where's Joe? 543 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:35,740 Where is he? Jim, look at me, what happened? 544 00:50:40,203 --> 00:50:41,162 Huh, what's this? 545 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,289 We had some problem 546 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:46,375 I'll go look for him 547 00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:48,085 No, he's dead 548 00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,336 Let's go 549 00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:50,880 I want to find him 550 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:52,006 Come on 551 00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:26,243 Beautiful ... This is art 552 00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:29,079 Your money 553 00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:30,748 We're two of a kind 554 00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,627 We both love the money, good work 555 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:35,461 Thanks 556 00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:37,254 Would you like to see the Hong Kong by night? 557 00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:38,339 Sure, sure 558 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:42,718 Yeah! show him around 559 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,055 Someone will show you around 560 00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:48,641 Thank you! 561 00:53:49,809 --> 00:53:52,645 I heard that the crime problem in H. K. is very serious 562 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:31,058 Dad, dad! 563 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,770 Joe, you are still alive 564 00:54:39,442 --> 00:54:40,401 Your leg... 565 00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:43,904 I am lucky, the explosion hasn't ended my life 566 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:48,617 It's all dad's fault, it must be the French man 567 00:54:48,618 --> 00:54:49,827 I'll get him 568 00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:53,372 Your brother used to be 569 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:55,332 the best in his field 570 00:54:56,626 --> 00:55:00,004 Joe, come and ski with me some time 571 00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:01,255 If you still can 572 00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:04,842 Dad, I hope you'll think of me 573 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,553 for old times sake 574 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,472 I'm useless now 575 00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:14,476 Think of me as charity, give me a boost 576 00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:19,815 Joe, you know... 577 00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:23,444 dad is pained to see you like this 578 00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:25,612 but how do you want me to give you about? 579 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:41,879 Joe, are you OK? 580 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,172 Son, are you alright? 581 00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:45,966 You bastard, I'll sue you 582 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,510 Hey, don't talk nonsense 583 00:55:48,928 --> 00:55:51,055 If you must sue the staircase, it's what hurt you 584 00:55:51,264 --> 00:55:52,097 What? 585 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:53,974 Stop yelling 586 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:57,061 He's got nothing to do with, it's my fault 587 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,479 You're still protecting him? 588 00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:02,524 Buy him a new wheelchair 589 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,068 I'm leaving 590 00:56:16,956 --> 00:56:19,041 Hey, how can you eat so much? 591 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:21,210 So you can look for yourself when I'm not there 592 00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:32,054 Kick them over there 593 00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:33,347 Come on, help 594 00:56:33,431 --> 00:56:34,348 OK 595 00:56:34,974 --> 00:56:36,308 This is embarrassing 596 00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:37,309 Never mind them 597 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:55,994 Let's go 598 00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:03,085 Hey, I'm busy, you go back first! 599 00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:05,546 Hurry back, I'll cook for you 600 00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:06,296 Do you have money? 601 00:57:06,297 --> 00:57:07,339 Yeah! 602 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,142 Hi, Jim 603 00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:01,310 Cherie 604 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:02,811 - Dad - Dad 605 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,646 Hey, what happened to your hand? 606 00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:05,856 Oh, nothing really 607 00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:07,900 Cherie, why are you so thin? 608 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:08,525 Not really 609 00:58:08,526 --> 00:58:09,818 Doesn't Jim feed you well? 610 00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:10,777 Of course he does 611 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:14,490 Jim, you said you wanted to pay me back 612 00:58:14,616 --> 00:58:15,532 What do you mean? 613 00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:17,284 Steal me that painting 614 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:18,535 What painting? 615 00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:23,749 Come on, follow me, come on 616 00:58:39,098 --> 00:58:40,140 How come the painting is here 617 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:41,266 You don't need to know 618 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:44,436 It disappeared for 2 years, the price tripled 619 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:48,774 If it stayed losing 2 more years, how much will it worth then? 620 00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:52,069 I'll take it to the auction later 621 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:54,446 With Joe, it would be easy 622 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,073 Pity he lost his legs 623 00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:00,202 Doesn't he die? 624 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:05,916 Jim saw him, didn't he mention it? 625 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,066 Papa 626 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:06,893 Somebody's looking for me? Outside? 627 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,289 Joe 628 01:00:36,507 --> 01:00:39,134 How are you? 629 01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:47,351 You used to travel a lot, do you miss it? 630 01:00:47,935 --> 01:00:48,852 Nothing's different 631 01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:52,606 I still travel, but around here 632 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:56,777 My trips are smaller, quieter 633 01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:59,946 But it's a lot more peaceful 634 01:01:02,283 --> 01:01:03,241 I'll take you around 635 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:14,169 Never mind, my legs don't feel a thing 636 01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:16,630 Come on 637 01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:24,012 This is where I work, 638 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:26,390 in front is my observatory 639 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,393 This is my latest computer 640 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,103 Whenever I can I play computer games 641 01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:34,189 This is my guest's room 642 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,193 This is my newest painting, 643 01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:39,778 I call it "Bud's Paradise" 644 01:01:40,988 --> 01:01:43,907 This is my newest partner, Bobo 645 01:01:43,908 --> 01:01:45,617 Bobo, say Hello 646 01:01:45,618 --> 01:01:46,702 Hello! Hello! 647 01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:51,998 This wall painting took me 3 months, do you like it 648 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:54,960 I still exercise a lot 649 01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:00,298 This side is my botanical Garden 650 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:03,885 The other side is my zoo 651 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:05,387 All the birds are from South Africa 652 01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:07,973 The one sitting there looking serious is my benefactor 653 01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:09,725 He's like a father to me 654 01:02:13,354 --> 01:02:14,771 Bye 655 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:22,362 Come on, I'll show you the kitchen 656 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:29,536 No need, I just came to ask you a favor 657 01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:31,455 What is it? 658 01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:33,206 I want you to help James 659 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,083 What's wrong with James? 660 01:02:37,503 --> 01:02:39,129 He promised Dad 661 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:44,259 He would steal him the painting again 662 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,431 I'm afraid he'll get into trouble again 663 01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:55,604 Please help him 664 01:02:58,399 --> 01:03:00,317 You two always work together 665 01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:03,570 I want to help, 666 01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:06,156 but does he want to be helped? 667 01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:11,661 I knew you would, I'm leaving 668 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:23,048 Bye 669 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:24,216 Cherie. Mou Amour 670 01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:28,470 Come on, Cherie Mou Amour 671 01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:33,141 He's depressed, 672 01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:36,061 his girl friend eloped with a vulture 673 01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:37,437 He almost killed himself 674 01:03:41,025 --> 01:03:44,236 You haven't changed at all 675 01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:55,372 Bobo, if you want to sleep, then go to sleep 676 01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,458 I'm heart-broken, don't you know? 677 01:04:00,461 --> 01:04:02,295 Sold for the one point five million 678 01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:04,130 Mr Hamupton, for 1.5 million 679 01:04:04,131 --> 01:04:06,633 Gets this Ming bottle 680 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:07,801 Congratulations 681 01:04:09,303 --> 01:04:09,678 OK! 682 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:12,264 Now we have Tang Camel Statue 683 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:13,932 On p.15, no.6 684 01:04:14,016 --> 01:04:16,226 This auction's proceeds go to 685 01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:18,979 the H K Handicapped Association 686 01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:20,397 I hope you'll all contribute 687 01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:22,107 Starting price, five hundred thousand 688 01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:23,400 OK, no long faces, 689 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:25,151 this is for charity 690 01:04:25,152 --> 01:04:27,529 Sir, you can only enter on invitation 691 01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:28,738 Really? Sorry I didn't know 692 01:04:28,739 --> 01:04:31,199 Good, 600 thousand, 700 thousand 693 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,703 Now 700 thousand, 700 thousand... who says more? 694 01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:37,789 Mr. Chow, your painting is popular, 695 01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:39,958 it'll sell well 696 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,042 I know, 697 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:44,004 but is your security safe? 698 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:48,300 Of course, your painting is safe with us 699 01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:51,261 Alright, who give more than 700 01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:53,138 1.1 million thousand? 701 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:53,972 Anyone, anyone? 702 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:57,642 1.2 million, 1.3 million... 703 01:04:57,643 --> 01:05:00,937 Alright, 1.4 million one, 704 01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:02,147 1.4 million two... 705 01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:04,482 On the far side of the room, 706 01:05:04,483 --> 01:05:06,234 something wonderful 707 01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:07,777 1.5 million 708 01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:09,154 Who says more, 1.5 million, 709 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:10,572 1.5 million 710 01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:13,909 OK. 1.6 million...come on... 711 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:17,370 Keep on, 1.6 million, 1.7 million... 712 01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:17,746 come on 713 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:20,540 1.7 million, alright 714 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,209 You're not a useless handicapped, I'm impressed 715 01:05:23,210 --> 01:05:24,878 - Can you guys do any better? - Dad, 716 01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:26,087 you're just pretending to be charitable 717 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:28,924 OK. 1.8 million, 1.8 million 718 01:05:29,216 --> 01:05:32,302 1.9 million, 719 01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:34,346 - Do you think they know you're... - now 2 million 720 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:35,972 such a hypocrite? 721 01:05:37,141 --> 01:05:39,100 Good, Mr Tsang now bids 2.1 million 722 01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:41,227 Are you doing this 723 01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:42,520 to buy respectability? 724 01:05:43,898 --> 01:05:44,648 You know every time you bid, 725 01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:46,733 I lose 200 thou? 726 01:05:49,236 --> 01:05:50,528 I don't agree 727 01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:52,781 I helped you make so much money, 728 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:55,408 now I'm helping you to spend it 729 01:05:55,409 --> 01:05:59,579 The guy in the wheelchair now bids 2.4 million 730 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:02,999 2.5 million, 2.5 million 731 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:03,625 Come on 732 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,252 Big again, you'll lose your arms 733 01:06:06,253 --> 01:06:08,254 2.6 million 734 01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:13,176 Oh, yes, yes, Mr Chow ups the bid to 2.7 735 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,928 Any more than 2.7, 2.7 million 736 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,514 Knock for the first time, knock for the second time 737 01:06:17,723 --> 01:06:19,849 Sold for the two point seven million 738 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,977 On behalf of the H K Handicapped Association 739 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,020 Thank you Mr Chow, oh, right! 740 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:37,575 Sorry, I did it on purpose 741 01:06:39,912 --> 01:06:41,246 What do you want? 742 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:46,668 Guards, help me 743 01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:51,631 Calm down 744 01:06:51,632 --> 01:06:52,465 Clean this mess up have the cleaning ladies 745 01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:54,134 picked up these worthless ceramic pieces 746 01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:21,536 Hey, careful, you can't afford these 747 01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:25,373 Sorry, this entrance is forbidden 748 01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:48,897 Sorry 749 01:07:59,950 --> 01:08:01,993 Please sir, put on your ID badge 750 01:08:02,703 --> 01:08:04,788 Sure, sorry I forget 751 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:15,840 Sir, is all right, all right, calm down 752 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:17,217 Check it out 753 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,260 Lead all the people out here 754 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:20,845 What happened? What happened? 755 01:08:21,013 --> 01:08:22,639 An explosion there, "BANG" 756 01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:23,807 Get the fire extinguished, be quick 757 01:08:23,849 --> 01:08:25,183 Turn off the mains 758 01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:25,850 Be quick 759 01:08:29,438 --> 01:08:30,230 Follow me! 760 01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:26,327 Brother, you made dad furious 761 01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:30,331 Don't play here, 762 01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:32,333 this place is not for playing 763 01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:35,295 This is my turf, scram 764 01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:38,131 If not, you can't even sit on a wheel chair 765 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,385 Don't forget! 766 01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:50,643 You look 767 01:09:53,105 --> 01:09:54,355 The auction house vault... 768 01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:56,566 has more than 10 security systems 769 01:09:56,650 --> 01:09:58,234 Even if you get to the vault, it may not open 770 01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,944 We may have to bring the whole computer inside 771 01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:02,989 No, we just need good communications 772 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:03,865 Hey, what are you two talking about? 773 01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:04,991 James, do you need me? 774 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:06,826 Papa 775 01:10:06,952 --> 01:10:08,161 You're going to steal again? 776 01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:09,746 We're playing computer games 777 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:11,789 Well, I hope you two'll stick to the straight path 778 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,249 Go back and cook 779 01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:14,834 Hey, this apron looks "camp" 780 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:15,627 Be serious! 781 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:16,753 It suits you 782 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:22,425 Alright, we got everything 783 01:10:22,426 --> 01:10:24,636 but the vault key 784 01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:26,679 Let me steal it 785 01:10:27,389 --> 01:10:28,431 What? Without me? 786 01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:29,641 I think I can handle this 787 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:35,271 Brother, I won't cause you any trouble 788 01:10:40,861 --> 01:10:42,028 But you lost two leg already 789 01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:45,865 I don't want you to lose an arm of your life 790 01:10:47,952 --> 01:10:49,327 What were you talking about? 791 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,164 Don't be so nosy 792 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:55,208 When do you want children? 793 01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:01,923 We thought about it, not till after this job though 794 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,342 You want a boy or a girl? 795 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,053 Of course a boy 796 01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,514 But she wants a girl, easier to carry 797 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:11,766 Did you think of a name? 798 01:11:12,559 --> 01:11:15,478 If it's a boy - Joseph 799 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:20,233 If it's a girl - Sherry 800 01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:26,406 OK? Want me to be godfather? 801 01:11:26,907 --> 01:11:29,617 Of course, who else? 802 01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,911 But you'll have to come to the State 803 01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:41,212 We plan to settle over there 804 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:51,097 Happy Birthday 805 01:11:53,183 --> 01:11:54,559 Beautiful cake! 806 01:11:55,519 --> 01:11:56,853 Cherie made it for you 807 01:11:57,146 --> 01:11:58,563 Don't you remember today is your birthday 808 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:01,566 Oh yeah, how old am I? 809 01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:02,900 36 810 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,236 Time sure goes by fast 811 01:12:07,072 --> 01:12:08,323 Close your eyes 812 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:08,990 What for? 813 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,199 Make a wish 814 01:12:12,953 --> 01:12:14,162 You're so fussy 815 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:27,592 I told you there's no trick 816 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:28,760 Lucky for you 817 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,227 The cake is delicious 818 01:12:57,623 --> 01:12:58,498 Thanks 819 01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:06,422 Hey, do you see him? 820 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:07,215 Who? 821 01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:09,884 He's the auction director, Stanley Wu 822 01:13:10,594 --> 01:13:11,677 He has the key, 823 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:13,262 but don't know where he put it 824 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:14,430 With Cherie's charm, 825 01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:16,849 we'll be able to find out soon 826 01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:19,602 What high praise 827 01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:26,526 Jim, can I dance with your wife? 828 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:31,906 Please 829 01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:34,700 Listen for the key's noise 830 01:14:04,189 --> 01:14:05,022 Dad 831 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,733 Bringing Joe here is asking for trouble 832 01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:13,239 Don't worry, 833 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:14,740 you'll get your painting 834 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:17,743 You'll be responsible for him 835 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:27,670 What are you doing here? 836 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:31,716 I come to see my son, what are you doing? 837 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:33,593 I come to see my son too 838 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:47,607 It's time to work 839 01:14:47,774 --> 01:14:49,275 Please do me a favour 840 01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:03,122 Mr Wu, 841 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:05,082 Oh, hello! 842 01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:10,963 I'm the representative of the L.A. Chinese Antique Association 843 01:15:11,256 --> 01:15:13,049 Oh, hello! 844 01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:16,135 I'm keen on antique 845 01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:18,387 I know you are the auction director 846 01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:20,723 You must know a lot abut antiques 847 01:15:20,849 --> 01:15:23,726 Well, actually I myself is an antique 848 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:29,941 I want to do my thesis on Chinese culture and history 849 01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:32,193 Would you show me the way please? 850 01:16:00,722 --> 01:16:01,597 Jim 851 01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,194 Jim, what are you doing here? Stealing again? 852 01:16:58,113 --> 01:16:59,238 Hey, what's the hurry? 853 01:16:59,406 --> 01:17:01,282 They're just having a good time 854 01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:03,367 Let's have a drink, come on 855 01:17:03,827 --> 01:17:06,954 Don't you two think it's time for a drink? Come on 856 01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:08,539 Have a drink with Papa 857 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:09,749 I got mine 858 01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:38,671 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 859 01:18:45,595 --> 01:18:46,929 Hey, something's going on there 860 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:20,963 Hello, Control, it's time to work, 861 01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:21,922 can you hear me? 862 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:25,926 Hey man, I can hear you, no need to shout 863 01:19:25,927 --> 01:19:26,886 Don't make me deaf 864 01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:31,640 The guards are off, they haven't locked the electricity room 865 01:19:33,226 --> 01:19:35,102 I didn't think you're that good 866 01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:37,313 No wonder we're partners 867 01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:39,982 Don't forget I'll be with you 868 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,817 Whenever you get lonely, 869 01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:43,110 I'll be the DJ in your ear 870 01:19:43,111 --> 01:19:44,195 Control what's gotten into you 871 01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:46,113 Are you possessed? 872 01:19:46,281 --> 01:19:47,990 Don't worry... 873 01:19:47,991 --> 01:19:50,075 As soon as you get into the electricity room, 874 01:19:50,076 --> 01:19:51,452 Don't panic, you'll see lots of wires 875 01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,454 Once you find the switch, just switch it off 876 01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:59,585 Roger, the switch is off, what next? 877 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:01,712 You're not only smart, 878 01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:03,047 but intelligent too 879 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:04,715 Now give me the model number, 880 01:20:04,716 --> 01:20:05,508 please 881 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,635 JJ063 - OK? 882 01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:11,722 According to the computer, the red one is dangerous 883 01:20:11,723 --> 01:20:14,809 The blue one has the blues 884 01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:17,228 As for the yellow one, 885 01:20:17,437 --> 01:20:20,731 can't cut that one, it's the sex one 886 01:20:22,275 --> 01:20:23,526 So which one do I cut? 887 01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:27,238 The blue one, I hate the blues 888 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:29,448 You got it 889 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:31,826 I feel much better now 890 01:20:36,122 --> 01:20:37,957 Oh, I saw a road block, 891 01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:40,125 if you push the right 6 numbers 892 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:42,670 You'll win the grand price 893 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:48,592 What no…? 894 01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:50,219 Hold on 895 01:20:54,558 --> 01:20:55,891 Easy, first a 6, then five 8's 896 01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:57,309 I used these nos. a lot, 897 01:20:57,310 --> 01:20:58,519 but they never won 898 01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:00,062 So I keep on trying 899 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:06,402 Are you done yet, you one eyed trouser snake 900 01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:07,361 Done 901 01:21:07,445 --> 01:21:09,238 Yeah? I knew you could do it, Sherlock 902 01:21:09,489 --> 01:21:11,323 Next time, don't ask me if it's so easy 903 01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:13,367 Alright, whom should I ask? 904 01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:15,536 I'd introduced you to Watson 905 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:22,918 Hey, stop joking, let me listen to the vault 906 01:21:25,964 --> 01:21:28,215 Turn left to 32, right to 15 907 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,758 is it really this easy? 908 01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:31,510 Turn left to 13, stop 909 01:21:32,178 --> 01:21:32,887 YES! 910 01:21:33,138 --> 01:21:34,555 Now put your stethoscope 911 01:21:34,806 --> 01:21:36,140 on the lower lock 912 01:21:36,933 --> 01:21:37,850 Then what? 913 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:40,394 How can a DJ stop talking? 914 01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:41,896 You want to steal that painting? 915 01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:45,190 I'm on the air now 916 01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:46,483 Oh the air? 917 01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:48,569 Hello kids, 918 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:51,071 we have a riddle for you to solve 919 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:54,825 Last riddle was: What room has no wall? 920 01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:56,243 I'm going to tell you the answer now 921 01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:57,870 The answer is MUSH-ROOM 922 01:21:57,954 --> 01:22:00,372 Now for those who are not receiving us well, 923 01:22:00,373 --> 01:22:01,999 because you're far away like the New Territories 924 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,960 Please turn your radio to FM80, FM80 925 01:22:04,961 --> 01:22:07,379 Turn twice to get a clearer reception 926 01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:08,380 So what do we do now? 927 01:22:08,381 --> 01:22:09,673 Of course we can't stop here 928 01:22:09,674 --> 01:22:10,966 Must be riddle time again 929 01:22:10,967 --> 01:22:14,053 Todays riddle is: What's pink and hides in a strawberry patch? 930 01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:15,095 Can you guess the answer? 931 01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:17,848 Wait a bit, Bobo the clown will give you the answer 932 01:22:17,849 --> 01:22:19,224 That's all, bye 933 01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:22,603 You came just in time! 934 01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:24,188 I'm helping H K Handicapped Children 935 01:22:24,189 --> 01:22:25,356 do a charity broadcast 936 01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:26,523 They're really cute 937 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:28,734 I gotta go bleed the lizard, I'm lucky you're here 938 01:22:28,735 --> 01:22:30,319 Can you help me, I'll be right back 939 01:22:30,403 --> 01:22:31,570 Good thing you're not stealing the painting, 940 01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:33,280 they changed the security system, 941 01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:34,323 as soon as you lift the painting 942 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:35,699 the vault door will automatically lock 943 01:22:37,452 --> 01:22:40,079 Hello, Hi kids, 944 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:41,246 I'm Bobo the clown 945 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,334 Well kids, here's the answer to the riddle 946 01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:47,002 Whats pink and hides in strawberry patches? 947 01:22:47,003 --> 01:22:48,671 A pink elephant 948 01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:24,123 Hello, 949 01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:28,669 Hello. 950 01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:33,340 Joe, are you there? 951 01:23:58,491 --> 01:23:59,783 Hey, hold it, don't move 952 01:24:20,930 --> 01:24:29,146 Jim, Jim, Jim 953 01:24:47,832 --> 01:24:49,750 Hold on 954 01:25:13,191 --> 01:25:15,359 Why didn't it explode? Jim, damn it 955 01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:19,321 Wrong connection 956 01:25:19,989 --> 01:25:22,699 Jim, are you alright, answer me 957 01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:24,618 Jim, don't scare me 958 01:25:25,036 --> 01:25:27,162 Damn, 959 01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:29,456 it's all connected 960 01:25:31,626 --> 01:25:32,501 Jim 961 01:25:35,088 --> 01:25:35,963 Thanks 962 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:39,258 How come you have the keys? 963 01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:40,551 How come you're here? 964 01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:42,136 You put the explosive here, so why did it explode on the other side? 965 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:47,057 Wrong socket 966 01:25:47,851 --> 01:25:48,892 If you don't believe me, 967 01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:50,310 I'll show you again 968 01:25:50,311 --> 01:25:52,187 I dare not, let's go 969 01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:55,566 Hey, I'm serious, get in, I'll show you 970 01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:03,657 Did you see them? 971 01:26:04,534 --> 01:26:05,492 Yeah 972 01:26:07,954 --> 01:26:08,912 Are they people or ghost? 973 01:26:12,208 --> 01:26:12,916 People 974 01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:54,374 Let me head butt it 975 01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:00,589 Change position 976 01:27:52,308 --> 01:27:53,433 I head butt it 977 01:28:03,027 --> 01:28:03,860 Jump! 978 01:28:39,605 --> 01:28:41,690 Please grant me a bomb to kill this kid 979 01:28:45,695 --> 01:28:46,445 Not again? 980 01:29:04,255 --> 01:29:06,548 After war, time of peace come upon us 981 01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:07,883 Super 982 01:29:16,476 --> 01:29:18,310 Dad, you didn't sleep all night? 983 01:29:19,062 --> 01:29:21,396 How could I? Where's my painting? 984 01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:25,400 With me, if you want it 985 01:29:25,401 --> 01:29:27,235 give me 30 million for it 986 01:29:27,695 --> 01:29:31,031 You bastard, how can you talk to your dad like that? 987 01:29:31,282 --> 01:29:32,949 I don't want to talk family bullshit, 988 01:29:33,576 --> 01:29:36,119 let's talk business 989 01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:38,080 OK, how do you want it? 990 01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:39,247 Come to my place 991 01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:53,261 Where to now? 992 01:29:55,598 --> 01:29:56,723 Japan, States, 993 01:29:57,016 --> 01:29:58,266 wherever you want to go? 994 01:29:58,893 --> 01:30:00,018 Really? 995 01:30:00,186 --> 01:30:02,687 I hope you won't leave me standing again 996 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:07,401 We'll come pick you up as soon as we're finished 997 01:30:07,443 --> 01:30:08,860 Dear, you be Clear Water Bay pier 998 01:30:11,823 --> 01:30:13,073 You better! 999 01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:50,735 Dad 1000 01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:57,159 Son, where's the painting? 1001 01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:02,622 What happened to us? 1002 01:31:03,082 --> 01:31:04,124 What's wrong? 1003 01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:07,252 I'll never forget you raised me, it's engraved in my heart! 1004 01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:11,381 Jim, I know you are very filial, 1005 01:31:11,799 --> 01:31:13,341 I just want my painting 1006 01:31:13,801 --> 01:31:14,968 I'll give you the painting, 1007 01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:16,303 but you have to let us go 1008 01:31:16,429 --> 01:31:18,388 That painting is my life, 1009 01:31:19,265 --> 01:31:21,975 if you give it back to me, I'll let you go 1010 01:31:22,101 --> 01:31:26,396 You're so kind, thanks for giving us freedom 1011 01:31:26,814 --> 01:31:28,648 Especially this chance 1012 01:31:29,817 --> 01:31:30,775 The money? 1013 01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:56,259 I raised both of you, but I never thought you turn out so cruel 1014 01:31:56,802 --> 01:31:58,261 I'll exterminate you 1015 01:32:00,014 --> 01:32:00,889 No please 1016 01:32:04,852 --> 01:32:06,061 Joe 1017 01:33:01,701 --> 01:33:03,493 It's bullet proof vest, so what? 1018 01:33:04,328 --> 01:33:08,957 Nothing, but aren't you limped? 1019 01:33:09,792 --> 01:33:11,167 If I weren't limped, 1020 01:33:11,335 --> 01:33:12,794 you won't be with me 1021 01:33:13,379 --> 01:33:14,588 If I weren't limped, 1022 01:33:14,797 --> 01:33:16,298 when I came back, dad would have killed me 1023 01:33:17,216 --> 01:33:18,592 Did I made you sad... 1024 01:33:18,676 --> 01:33:20,010 and cry? 1025 01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:21,219 What about Cherie? 1026 01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:22,178 I'll explain to her 1027 01:33:25,683 --> 01:33:26,725 Where's dad? 1028 01:35:23,968 --> 01:35:26,636 You bastard, where's the real painting? 1029 01:35:46,532 --> 01:35:48,241 Kill him, don't spoil the painting 1030 01:38:16,265 --> 01:38:17,098 You want to buy any insurance? 1031 01:38:17,516 --> 01:38:18,474 Go to hell! 1032 01:38:22,021 --> 01:38:23,229 Black Jack. The banker win 1033 01:38:28,193 --> 01:38:29,652 The banker got a pair 1034 01:38:31,697 --> 01:38:34,574 So many Ace, you must have AIDS 1035 01:38:35,117 --> 01:38:36,284 Not as many as you 1036 01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:37,243 I'll check for you 1037 01:38:44,209 --> 01:38:46,461 Shit, you spoil my best suit 1038 01:39:29,129 --> 01:39:32,966 It's corrosive fluid 1039 01:39:35,219 --> 01:39:36,344 I drank the corrosive fluid 1040 01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:49,649 Call the ambulance 1041 01:40:13,924 --> 01:40:15,091 Don't panic, 1042 01:40:15,551 --> 01:40:17,844 I asked you not to play with fire 1043 01:40:19,805 --> 01:40:22,181 Call the fire truck 1044 01:40:46,915 --> 01:40:47,623 Stop! 1045 01:40:47,666 --> 01:40:48,541 What you want, dad? 1046 01:40:48,625 --> 01:40:49,459 Get the painting! 1047 01:40:49,626 --> 01:40:50,626 But it's wired 1048 01:40:52,212 --> 01:40:54,047 Go on 1049 01:41:54,942 --> 01:42:00,029 Put it out, it's gone, it's gone 1050 01:42:00,072 --> 01:42:02,532 The painting is gone, put it out 1051 01:42:03,992 --> 01:42:07,495 Put it out, put it out, oh, no! 1052 01:42:08,831 --> 01:42:11,332 Dad, how is painful? 1053 01:42:11,583 --> 01:42:12,542 Take a rest 1054 01:42:15,462 --> 01:42:17,088 Let me help you 1055 01:42:21,593 --> 01:42:24,220 You two want to kill me, not so easy 1056 01:42:26,306 --> 01:42:27,056 Papa 1057 01:42:28,350 --> 01:42:29,392 Alright, alright 1058 01:42:29,393 --> 01:42:31,018 Go and talk to dad for a while 1059 01:42:32,146 --> 01:42:34,313 All movies have the bad guys caught at the end 1060 01:42:34,982 --> 01:42:36,315 This movie is no exception 1061 01:42:38,610 --> 01:42:40,903 Smile, hey 1062 01:42:42,072 --> 01:42:43,322 Don't move 1063 01:42:45,659 --> 01:42:46,534 You intend to leave like this? 1064 01:42:47,452 --> 01:42:48,870 We caught him for justice 1065 01:42:49,329 --> 01:42:51,539 And your wish come true, what's the point of staying? 1066 01:42:54,418 --> 01:42:55,710 Clean this mess up first 1067 01:42:55,711 --> 01:42:56,502 What do you mean? 1068 01:42:56,628 --> 01:42:57,670 I'm a police officer 1069 01:42:58,505 --> 01:43:00,173 I can't let you go, that's illegal 1070 01:43:02,301 --> 01:43:03,426 I can't do this 1071 01:43:03,969 --> 01:43:06,053 Patricide is punishable by death 1072 01:43:06,054 --> 01:43:07,471 Yeah, die young 1073 01:43:08,765 --> 01:43:10,183 Huh, alright, that's enough out of you two 1074 01:43:10,350 --> 01:43:11,100 I close my eyes 1075 01:43:11,977 --> 01:43:12,518 Hit him 1076 01:43:12,519 --> 01:43:13,561 Hey, hit him 1077 01:43:14,438 --> 01:43:15,813 Go on, hit 1078 01:43:16,315 --> 01:43:17,231 Alright, here I go 1079 01:43:17,316 --> 01:43:18,232 OK 1080 01:43:18,525 --> 01:43:20,026 Don't hit the forehead 1081 01:43:20,027 --> 01:43:21,068 Hit the temple 1082 01:43:21,862 --> 01:43:23,029 OK, here I go 1083 01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:24,071 Get ready 1084 01:43:24,448 --> 01:43:25,615 It'll hurt 1085 01:43:26,867 --> 01:43:28,242 They're gone already, dumb jerks 1086 01:43:41,340 --> 01:43:42,298 Cherie 1087 01:43:43,342 --> 01:43:47,637 Jim, where's Joe? 1088 01:43:55,646 --> 01:43:57,563 Cherie 1089 01:44:08,075 --> 01:44:09,283 Honey bunch 1090 01:44:15,791 --> 01:44:16,832 You can walk? 1091 01:44:17,167 --> 01:44:19,001 If I'm limping, how can I run away? 1092 01:44:19,336 --> 01:44:22,797 Ah, so you lied to me, you bastard 1093 01:44:23,006 --> 01:44:24,882 Alright, enough 1094 01:44:25,300 --> 01:44:26,384 You're in a rush, 1095 01:44:27,094 --> 01:44:29,470 I got nothing for you, except for this fruit cake, bye 1096 01:44:29,638 --> 01:44:31,138 Aren't we leaving together? 1097 01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:32,181 Right, 1098 01:44:32,349 --> 01:44:33,808 didn't we say we'll always be together 1099 01:44:34,518 --> 01:44:36,936 Jim, well, not exactly 1100 01:44:37,980 --> 01:44:40,064 Every good thing has to end some time 1101 01:44:40,357 --> 01:44:43,276 In fact, I prefer traveling alone, footloose and carefree 1102 01:44:43,860 --> 01:44:45,278 Take good care of Cherie 1103 01:44:49,074 --> 01:44:50,616 What do you mean? 1104 01:44:50,867 --> 01:44:51,951 Take care 1105 01:44:53,495 --> 01:44:54,328 What do we do? 1106 01:44:55,372 --> 01:44:58,833 I'm leaving, I wish you all the best 1107 01:44:59,751 --> 01:45:00,543 Joe 1108 01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:02,753 Yes, well, what do you want? 1109 01:45:02,879 --> 01:45:04,130 We don't mean you must stay 1110 01:45:04,298 --> 01:45:05,965 But don't you think a promise must be kept 1111 01:45:06,091 --> 01:45:07,800 What did I promise? 1112 01:45:07,926 --> 01:45:09,760 You promised to be godfather to our kids, remember? 1113 01:45:09,928 --> 01:45:11,679 That was a long time ago 1114 01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:13,055 Well, Cherie is pregnant now 1115 01:45:13,223 --> 01:45:14,432 Hey, stop that 1116 01:45:14,516 --> 01:45:16,100 Mustn't forget the condoms! 1117 01:45:16,226 --> 01:45:17,268 Are you coming? 1118 01:45:17,394 --> 01:45:18,436 Sure you don't want to come 1119 01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:19,812 Alright, cast off 1120 01:45:19,896 --> 01:45:22,273 Stop, wait for me 1121 01:45:24,568 --> 01:45:25,943 So where is the painting? 1122 01:45:26,069 --> 01:45:27,069 Back home 1123 01:45:27,487 --> 01:45:29,071 Yes! 1124 01:45:52,804 --> 01:45:53,721 Go back to work 67180

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