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♪ ♪

(phone ringing)

-What's up, Khlo?
-Hey.

-Package here?
-It's for you, but

I think it's under
my name or something.

-Oh, there's something
coming from Alexa.
-Aw, man.

What is that?

You got to stop
buying me things.

It's really crazy.

Tristan and I are
in a good place.

Do I wish he acted this way
when we were together?

A hundred percent.

Coming from the guy that,
when we were together,

I don't think ever
bought me one thing.

Yeah, well...

I also just want
to be really smart

and not have any
of these lines blurred.

Tristan!

Thank God Kim isn't here,

'cause I don't know
what she would think.

It's just very confusing.

You got to stop
buying me things.

It's weird.

Okay, she loves stuff like that.

TRISTAN:
Yeah, she loves that.

Books we're gonna keep,
of course.

Yes, of course.

True and I have not been
back to Cleveland in months.

And so Tristan and I are
going over a lot of her toys

and just some of her stuff in
her playroom and her bedroom

that she might have outgrown
and that we should donate.

That ball thing

she's outgrown--
that's for infants.

-This one?
-Yes.

So what happens
if we have another girl?

What's gonna happen is you
have to buy it all over again.

Who's having another girl
with you?

Look here, I'm just saying.

True does need a sibling, so...

Right, so I might get some
embryos and get a sibling.

I might need to borrow some
sperm or get some from you,

but we'll figure that out later.

That's a whole other episode.

-(laughs)
-Yeah, it is.

So awkward.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

SCOTT:
Hello, Khlo.

What does that even mean?

-Like, yo, what's up, bitch?
-Oh, really?

-(laughs) Really?
-Not "bitch."

-Just "what's up"?
-I don't know how to say

"bitch" in Armenian.

So I started outfit one

of Halloween.

SCOTT:
She really looks a lot
like Tristan, huh?

She is Tristan-- it's wild.

Okay, but on some
more serious business.

I feel like we have to talk
about our next prank.

Oh, now you're talking.

It just needs to be
something your mother

would be super
embarrassed about.

Yeah.

It has been a minute since
we've done our last prank.

My favorite for me...

-Okay.
-Art Vandelay for sure.

-Oh, Vandelay Industries.
-Right.

I mean, that one really got her.

SCOTT:
She art-shamed you?

KHLOE:
I want to art-shame her back.

Ooh! Ooh!

I'm actually a (bleep)
good-ass artist.

This is so good!

SCOTT:
Long story short...

Art Vandelay's name is Dick.

(laughter)

-No!
-That art that you love so much?

-I made it!
-Khloe and I made it

-in her garage.
-What?

So Kris is, like,
the easiest one to prank.

The truth is she's
getting comfortable.

-Yeah.
-And we're taking that away.

KHLOE:
I figured, oh, my God.

Do we kind of (bleep) with her

and have me dress up
as Kris Jenner,

do some paparazzi shots
and have her

-thinking, like...
-It's her!

So you know how when I
FaceTimed you from Wyoming,

like, how much
I looked like my mom?

So I'm thinking

I dress up like her.

But then I want you
in, like, another car

with someone with,
like, a long-lens camera.

-Mmm, got you, oh, yeah.
-So I want, like,
super grungy, like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like, really secretive.

Like, wow, we caught this.

Right, like, you caught me
doing (bleep).

And then when we're
all with her one time,

we'll have the PR team
e-mail her,

and say, "TMZ just got these
photos, do you want to comment?"

She'll be like, "What the
(bleep) are you talking about?"

But it has to be a story
that's insinuating

something very embarrassing.

-So, like, what?
-Like, to me, like, maybe, like,

it looks as if you're,
like, stumbling in a bush,

like, outside
of a restaurant, like,

"Kris Jenner is so drunk
she's peeing in a bush."

-(laughs): Okay.
-You know what I'm saying,
so then if she hears

-that story, she'll flip out.
-Right.

KHLOE:
It's harmless, 'cause I don't
believe in mean pranks...

But I do!

Right, that's why we
balance each other out.

-Mm, yin and yang.
-Exactly.

Hit me with the chips.

(both cluck tongues)

You throwing a McDonald's bag
out of the Rolls truck.

-Yeah!
-And it's a shot
of you just like...

(both laughing)

♪ ♪

KYLIE:
We really need to start
thinking about Halloween.

And I was thinking the Disney
princesses would be really cute.

So cute.

-Love the Disney princesses.
-Also...

Obviously, I'm Ariel.

(quiet laugh)
Okay, fine.

-And you're obviously...
-BOTH: Cinderella.

Huh, you knew
I was gonna say that?

Yes, because blond,
blue eyes, always.

-What's everyone been up to?
-(car horn honks)

Stas, I almost hit that car...

You really need to be careful.

You've almost
crashed twice already.

I just, I-I can't
really see that well.

You know how I'm, like, blind.

Can you just see
if my glasses are in there?

-No.
-No?!

Are they in here?

-No.
-Great.

Should you just drive?

My vision started to
progressively get worse

when I got pregnant.

I'm gonna pull over up here.

So I went and got glasses.

And now it's to the point

where I almost have to wear
glasses all the time.

Like, I can't see, like,
ten feet in front of me.

-It's a lovely day out here.
-Some person on the street,

like, couldn't believe
that it was me. (laughs)

Can you imagine in
the middle of the Valley?

Look at them.

-Hi.
-How are you?

I have to wear glasses
to drive, watch TV,

even to look
at my daughter's face.

It's starting to just
affect my daily life.

I always wanted glasses
when I was younger.

-Now that I have them...
-It's so annoying.

...I'm so embarrassed
to wear them-- I don't know why!

'Cause, like, everyone thinks I
look really cute in my glasses.

You do look cute
in your glasses.

But I know what you mean,
because I have the same thing.

It's just like I don't
want to wear my glasses!

I just don't. Like, my contact
experience was horrible.

-Remember you called me,
-It ripped in my eye

-"Stas, how do I get it out?"
-in, like, seven pieces.

It was so scary.

It sucks.

♪ ♪

Hello?

Hey, Mom.

Hi. What are you doing?

Just answering e-mails.

-How are you?
-Good.

So I have a serious question
to ask you.

Oh, God, what?

To co-parent is
a different beast.

It's probably the hardest thing
I've ever had to figure out.

-Mm-hmm.
-'Cause you get territorial.

Like, this is my baby.
What are you...?

What do you mean you're
telling me what to do?

Why are you saying that? Yeah.

Yeah, like, you forgot, oh, no,
it's both your baby.

-You know, it's, like...
-Yeah.

Tristan is back in Cleveland.

The NBA season is starting.

This is the first season
that I am not with Tristan.

Typically, I go back and forth

about every other week
to Cleveland.

He really misses True.

And he doesn't really know
when he's gonna see her next.

And I really have not
put much thought into...

how True is gonna visit
Tristan in Cleveland.

I just kind of been avoiding
having this conversation.

Honestly and truthfully,
I just want us to have

a peaceful friendship.

-And Tristan's...
-Existence?

Yeah, Tristan's been
really consistent

and present and that's great.

But I just, like, haven't even

thought of this part yet,
like, that...

That you haven't gone?

That I'm not going.

Which... it's fine.

But I'm like-- we haven't
talked about this yet--

but I'm like,
"Does that mean I have

to send True there by herself?"

Co-parenting's hard
and you have to also,

like, respect both parents.

-Yeah.
-But I'm, like, I don't know.

I don't know what
I feel comfortable with.

And I'm sure he won't
make me do anything

I don't feel comfortable doing,
but then is that even fair

for True to not see her dad?

'Cause that's gonna be a long...
how ever many months.

Like, Kourtney and Scott,
at least

they're... two miles
from each other.

I know, when Scott
wants to see the kids,

or if Mason wants to go
spend the night with Dad,

he just goes over there.

-It's not, like, a thing.
-I know.

It just gives me
anxiety to think

I would have
to send her anywhere.

Like, she's just a baby.

You'll figure it out.

Even talking about me
sending True

to Cleveland makes me
sad and anxious.

I don't think there's
a handbook for this.

-Mm-mm.
-I think there's
your heart and your head.

And I think that day by day
you're gonna figure it out.

KHLOE:
I've never doubted Tristan
as a father, not for one second.

I know how great
he is as a father.

It's more my ability to be
able to leave my child.

It's a bond
that they're forming,

and you don't want
to sever the bond.

I know.
I don't know what to do.

Oh, my God, you look too funny.

I am back
in my Kris Jenner glory,

and I feel better than ever.

(whoops)
It's Kris Jenner, bitches!

Yes, that's the money!

Let's start the prank!

Let the pranks begin!

(laughter)

-Hi, Dad!
-What's happening?

Tristan surprised True
and I by coming to L.A.

and spending
just 24 hours with us.

What if I was having an orgy?

A little strange.

It's just very confusing.

♪ ♪

Do you want a coffee?

Yes, maybe.

So did you like
the movie last night?

I... literally forgot my glasses

and I couldn't even
see the whole movie,

but I felt bad 'cause
we went with a group of us,

and I didn't want to leave.

I mean, the car situation,

movie situation...

I'm doing it, I'm getting LASIK,
so come with me if you wish.

-But if you don't,
you're gonna be jealous.
-I'm scared!

We can do this (bleep).

Kendall's gotten LASIK.

My mom, my dad, Kim.

-MALONEY: Okay, ready?
-KIM: Khloe and Kourtney,

if I hear so much as a, "Ooh..."

MALONEY:
Ladies.

Just the idea of a surgery
with your eyes is really scary.

Are you braver than me,
you think?

I think in different ways.

Anything medical
you're way better at.

But then when it comes to, like,

jumping off a cliff
into the ocean,

-like, that would be me.
-Yeah, like,
you're better at that.

-Mm-hmm.
-I'm pretty sure all you do

is, like,
stare at a blinking light,

and you don't feel
what they're doing.

Like, you're just looking
at a light.

KYLIE:
Mm-hmm.

And then it's over.

And then we can see.

Okay.

♪ ♪

-LASIK?
-Mm-hmm.

I was always scared of LASIK.

That's why
I never wanted to do it.

I was also pregnant.

But I'm facing my fears,

and I'm just gonna
get this over with,

'cause I feel like
it'll be life-changing.

-Cheers.
-To LASIK?

-To LASIK.
-To LASIK.

-We're finally doing it.
-I'm so happy for us.

-I'm so proud of us.
-So proud of us.

♪ ♪

-MALIKA: Hi, Dad.
-KHADIJAH: Hi, Dad.

-TRISTAN: What's happening?
-KHADIJAH: I could see

the bubbles from the driveway.

-They're so big!
Look at this bubble
-Get it. Get it.

-Get it.
-Right here. Get it, get it,
get it, get it, get it.

Aw.

Your hand?
Here, I'll wipe it off.

-Mom!
-Mama, Mama, Ma.

-(babbles)
-I think, Mama,

-she wants to go in the house.
-KHLOE: Oh, you want to eat?

Um, Tristan,
will you take True to eat?

-All right.
-Thank you very much.

Oh.

Okay. So give it to True.

MALIKA:
Why give it to True

-when it's a flower for you?
-When it's a flower for you.

He just said,
"From me to True,"

-so I said...
-No, from me and True to you.

-Oh. Thank you very much.
-Yeah.

That's very nice of you.

Tristan surprised True and I
by coming to L.A.

and spending just 24 hours
with us.

He really misses True,

and he doesn't really know
when he's gonna see her next

'cause I haven't given
a definitive date

as to when True is gonna go
visit Tristan in Cleveland.

I've never sent True
anywhere before,

so that part is scary
and overwhelming for me.

Did you guys hear
Tristan came in town?

Little strange,
but what are you gonna do?

KHADIJAH:
Gold star for Tristan.

KHLOE:
I said, "What if I had a...

Like, if I was having an orgy?"
That's what I said.

I said, "How do you know
what I'm doing?"

I love what a great dad he is.
I appreciate that.

It's just very confusing
at the same time.

So, Malika and I
have a job offer.

-KHLOE: For what?
-Which, of course,

you would always think
work is good.

-KHLOE: Yeah.
-The only difference
about this job

is we would have to move
to Atlanta for a while.

For how long?

-For a long time.
-(gasps)

What, like, six months?

-There's no way
Khadijah's moving.
-Like, out of the year.

You're not moving
for six months.

I mean, for work,
it's kind of like...

-I would have to.
-(laughs)

I can't even do it.

What, it's not a real story?

No, Khloe. I'm pregnant.

KHLOE:
Just thought you were fat.

-I'm just kidding.
-(all laugh)

-What goes around
comes around, huh?
-Oh, my gosh.

-Congratulations!
-Thank you.

-Are you really moving
to Atlanta?
-Nothing.

-No, we're not moving.
-No, I'm not moving.

-Her new job is being a mom.
-I'm just having a baby.

So why on earth is that e...
Okay.

(chuckles):
Nothing's happening in Atlanta.

We're having a baby!

-I don't know
how far along you are.
-For a second,

-you believed it.
-I'm almost four months.

Get over here!

I'm pregnant.

-TRISTAN: What?
-(all laugh)

-Really?
-MALIKA: Yeah.

KHLOE:
Are you gonna tell
Kourtney or Kim?

-I was actually terrified
to tell Kim.
-KHLOE: Why?

-Only because
she just talks a lot.
-KHLOE: Well, yeah.

I'm so excited
that Malika's pregnant.

I'm shocked.
I'm a little weirded out

that it took her so long
to tell me,

but her body, her choice.
(chuckles)

-There's a baby.
-Do you see my tummy?

-KHADIJAH: Aw.
-Baby.

-KHADIJAH: Cutie.
-Aw, she's so sweet.

-TRISTAN: All right.
-It's true.

-Baby shower!
-(True laughing)

Baby shower!

She loves it.

♪ ♪

-(message sends)
-Oh, my God.

Wow.

That's it.

I feel like you got to put
more lipliner.

I have lip...
No, it's lip gloss.

-Oh, is it lip gloss?
-She likes them glossy.

Is that just, like, a regular...

Wait, where's all your hair
get tied into?

I have coconut oil in it.
It's, like, slicked down

-and, like, wrapped around.
-And braided?

Oh, my God. You look too funny.
With the rings, too.

(line ringing)

ROB:
Hey.

-Okay, let me show you.
-(Rob laughs)

Like this?

ROB:
Yeah, you look good right there.

-KHLOE: With the glasses, right?
-SCOTT: Yeah.

Definitely the glasses.

Oh, perfect.

Okay, don't slip
and tell her anything.

Okay, good.

I am back
in my Kris Jenner glory,

and I feel better than ever.

I have the full Adidas
tracksuit on

that I stole
from Kris Jenner's closet,

and Rob finagled
getting my mom's car,

so there's really not a lot
of paper trail towards us.

So I am ready to win it, okay?

(line rings)

KIM:
Oh, hello.

Guys, look who's calling.
Say hi.

Hi, my cuties.

KIM:
That's KoKo?

She almost tricked you guys.

KHLOE:
Okay, so,

I have a big paparazzi,
like, camera,

and they're gonna
just take pictures of me

doing things that Mom probably
wouldn't like to be seen doing.

Totally.

I'll probably need your help
in talking to Tracy

about, like, TMZ in on it
or something.

KIM:
Yeah, that's so, uh...

And give her the pictures.

KIM:
Tracy works with me.

She helps me just run
all my businesses.

I've known her for 15 years.

She was a publicist before this,

so she has such knowledge
in the publicity world.

I think she would just know

-what to do with these photos.
-Yeah.

She always knows, like,
what direction to go in.

She's the perfect person that
would make it really believable.

KIM:
Saint, don't do that, buddy.

-Don't-don't splash me.
-(Saint babbles)

Okay, you go be a mom.
(chuckles)

-Love you.
-KIM: Bye.

KHLOE:
Bye.

It's a little concerning to me
how much I love

-being Kris Jenner, by the way.
-How much fun. Yeah.

And I can't wait
to start the prank!

-Like...
-Let the pranks begin!

(laughs)
You look good.

Throw all those glasses away,
girls.

I'm getting scared.

What if the surgery goes wrong
and I can never see again?

(tuts):
A little... is nothing.

-KYLIE: Oh, my...
-(bleep)

Co-parenting must be so hard.

The hardest thing
I've ever done in my life.

It's still very emotional
for me,

but I have to take
my emotions out of it

and think about True.

♪ ♪

It's time to shoot some
Kris Jenner paparazzi photos.

They're just gonna be shots
of Kris Jenner doing things

that aren't really
Kris Jenner-like,

such as stuffing my face
with french fries

and burgers and Coca-Cola

and just things that
she would not want on camera.

Can we get three number eights
without any drinks?

-Six tenders and six fries.
-MAN: Got it.

Pay at the next window, please.

-$68.89 is your total.
-Oh, $68.

-89.
-KHLOE: Yes, we spent a lot.

-You're Scott Disick, right?
-Yeah. How you doing?

-Nice to meet you.
-You, too.

KHLOE:
Does nobody recognize
Kris (bleep) Jenner?

-No, evidently not.
-How rude!

(whoops)

It's Kris Jenner, bitches!

We're gonna do our first batch
of paparazzi photos,

and I even asked
one of my crew members

if he would take photos of me.

We have a great parking lot,
so everything's really private.

No one else is gonna be here.

You need to be smoking
while eating.

That's always good.

I felt like Marty Scorsese
out there.

-Like this.
-SCOTT: Yeah, good.

-Oh. Oh!
-Oh, why? The nails
are a giveaway?

-Like this?
-SCOTT: Ooh, that's good. Yeah!

KHLOE:
Hold on. I need a burger.

Throw that bad boy
in your mouth.

-(camera clicking)
-Get that burger popping.

Stuff it!

Yes, that's the money.

Yeah!

Do you know who the (bleep)
I am? I'm Kris (bleep) Jenner.

-(Scott laughs)
-I think we should pee
in a bush.

-Okay. Yeah.
-Yeah.

SCOTT (laughs):
She's a whizzer!

Tinkle, tinkle.

Who would have ever thought
eating chicken nuggets,

Diet Cokes, cigs
and whizzing on the street

would be that much fun?

KHLOE:
Do I just chew food
and be like... (groans)

Yes, that's perfect.

Oh! That's it.

-Just blowing chunks.
-KHLOE: Oh.

Our first round
of paparazzi photos,

killing it.

(laughs):
She's gonna be so pissed

when she sees all this.

Do I still have (bleep)
on my face?

Oh, my God.

This is your eye.

-KIM: No.
-Khloe. Khloe.

I don't want
to get LASIK eye surgery.

-Kim, you have to do it.
-I don't want to do it, Mom.

KRIS:
Hello.

KYLIE (singsongy):
Hello.

-KRIS: You ready?
-I am, but I'm just nervous.

What are you nervous about?

You're gonna be able
to see again.

-What if something goes wrong?
-Nothing is gonna go wrong.

They're gonna open my eyeball up
and shoot it with a laser.

Kylie, you can't think about it
like that.

-You pushed a baby
out of your ooh-ooh.
-You're right.

My ooh-ooh. Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-So a little... (tuts)

...is nothing.

KYLIE:
It's the day of the surgery,

but I am still anxious.

I mean, like,
what if the surgery goes wrong

and I can never see again?

But I learn so many things
from my mom.

She gives the best advice,

and it's important

to get out of my comfort zone.

So, let's go.
Follow the yellow brick road.

This way.

Here we are.

-Okay. Ready?
-I'm ready.

KOURTNEY: Good luck, Kim.
Good luck, Kimmy.

MALONEY: Look right
at the flashing light.

KRIS:
Good morning.

Here for Kylie and Stas.

♪ ♪

Throw all those glasses away,
girls.

Wait till you're my age,

and then you'll need them again
but just for reading.

How are you?

So, Kylie, I can't promise
perfect vision for you

or anyone, but we almost
always get perfect for you.

-Okay.
-Uh, usually, I can even get you
better than 20/20.

-And that's my goal for you.
-Perfect.

KRIS:
Let's get this show on the road.

KYLIE:
And just, also, don't tell me

exactly what you're doing...
Just walk me through.

Okay. Yeah, I won't,
I won't, I won't take you...

Yeah, I will not give you
a travelogue.

STAS:
We got this, baby. Ten minutes,

-and then we can see.
-We got this.

Stas is gonna go first,
so if, you know,

(bleep) goes bad,
I'm out of here.

(rapid clicking)

-Good job.
-She can see.
-That was the craziest thing.

-Are you ready?
-Yeah.

Yay. Okay.

(sighs)

(mouthing):
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

(rapid clicking)

Thank you so much.

KRIS:
Yay!

-10:56.
-And how many seconds?

-23?
-You got it.

KYLIE:
Oh, (bleep).

Thank God that's done,

but I am really happy
that I did it.

I am a LASIK surgery survivor.

My name is Kylie Jenner.

(laughter)

I just finished,
um, our surgery.

Still feeling
a little bit loopy.

Whatever they gave us,
those drugs,

like, thank God my mom was there
to take us home,

because I don't even remember
anything.

We're gonna go home and sleep.

See you later.

Watch me, dude. Watch me.

Are you watching me, dude?

-Are you watching me, dude?
-ROBERT: Okay.

You are crazy,
but watch me do this.

-ROBERT: Very good... Khloe.
-Yeah!

(Khloe humming)

(clears throat)

So you know, Tristan just came
and, like, surprised True,

and I was like, "What?" (laughs)

But, like, doesn't tell me.
Just comes to L.A.

I said, when he came here, I go,

"What if I was on a date,
and I had a guy over?"

He was like,
"That would have sucked."

And he was like,
"I just wanted to see True."

-That's nice.
-No, it's really nice.

Like, I really appreciate
Tristan trying

and being so nice
and everything,

but, like, it made me feel,
um, smothered.

We need space.
Like, this is not good.

-And I told him that.
-Yeah. Like, you just felt

like you were spending
too much time together.

Yeah. It's a lot of pressure.

Mm-hmm.

KHLOE:
I feel two different ways
about it.

One side is, I feel,
it's super sweet

that he is traveling this far
to see his daughter.

And then, another side,
I'm like, "Well,

who do you think you are
coming here and surprising me?"

(laughs)
Like, I kind of go both... ways.

Think this season will be
really good for you guys

in figuring out
what that balance is.

I don't feel comfortable sending
True with, like, a nanny.

And then, you know,
Tristan works all day long.

But I think
True has to go there.

But it's just, like...

Yeah.

KHLOE:
With Tristan's NBA schedule,
he practices

basically the entire morning,
and then,

he's only gonna be with True
a couple hours a day.

And I don't really
feel comfortable

sending True and a nanny
because I think

she should be
with one of her parents.

And that's not
me knocking Tristan.

That's his career.
He has no choice.

But I would rather send True
with myself.

And I think it's just also
overwhelming for me

to think about,
"Oh, gosh, I have to take True

to Cleveland."
Like, it's still very emotional

for me, too, but I have
to take my emotions out of it

and think about True,

and making it work
with Tristan's schedule, too.

That's her daddy, so...

Co-parenting must be so hard.

The hardest thing
I've ever done in my life.

Okay, take a step.

-Just go...
-(bell rings)

-Then I'm gonna come, okay?
-Mm-hmm.

-(bell ringing)
-Mom?!

-Right here.
-I just want some water

in a glass with no ice
and some lemon.

Okay. Okay.

-(bell ringing)
-Mom?

What is with the glasses?
Come this way.

-I love you, baby. Mmm.
-Mm-hmm.

Okay, we're gonna...
Okay, one step. Take a step.

-Mm.
-Okay? Two. Three.

Don't lean back.

Kylie's just coming home
from her LASIK surgery,

and she's a bit out of it.

I just want to make sure
she's okay, because

the healthiest thing she can
do right now is get some rest.

I brought you this little bell.

-Thank you, Mommy.
-And if you just go...

-(bell rings)
-...then I'm gonna come, okay?
-Mm-hmm.

(whispering): Don't forget,
I'm just around the corner.

Mm-hmm.

Okay. Okay. All right.

(bell rings)

Mommy?

-(laughs)
-(bell ringing)

Right here.

I just want some water

in a glass
with no ice and some lemon.

-Okay, I'll be right back.
-Thank you.

Okay.

-(bell ringing)
-KYLIE: Mommy?
-Some lemon.

Okay.

What's up?

I really want some tacos.

-Some tacos?
-Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Got it.

-(bell ringing)
-Mom?

How do you guys live
without Lawry's Salt?

Oh, here it is.

-(bell ringing)
-Mommy?

-(bell ringing)
-Mom?

-Mom?! Mommy?
-(bell ringing)

Got it.

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

Mom?!

What are you doing
standing up? Kylie!

Back up. Back up.
Let me put this down.

Let's use this
as a little tablecloth.

Okay?

When you smell the taco,
open your mouth.

I smell it.

(laughs)
Okay, here you go.

-This is, like, weird.
-Okay, here you go.

-Mom, stop. This is so weird.
-(laughs)

Okay. Take a big bite.

(laughs)

I know. I'm sorry.
Okay, joke's over.

-Here's a...
-(whimpers): No, I want my taco.

I know. Here's your taco.

Hel-- Oh.

Okay.

♪ ♪

-Good?
-Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm?
-Mm.

-Mm, mm, mm, mm.
-Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

-Mm, mm, mm. Ah. Ah. Ooh. Ooh.
-Mm, mm, mm.

My mom is so cute

just for making this experience
special for me.

I know she knows
how nervous I was

about this whole thing,
so, she really is...

She's my rock.
She's my number one.

Makes me so happy
that you like 'em.

-Mm-hmm.
-That's all you want?

-Mm-hmm.
-Do you want some more?

-Mm-mm.
-Okay.

I'm gonna go to sleep. Come on.

You want me
to lay down with you?

-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.

As much as I love Kylie,

I have a whole day of stuff
ahead of me to do.

So, I'm gonna stuff the bed

like Khloe used to do
when she snuck out of the house.

♪ ♪

TRACY:
Oh, wait. I want some candy.

This is very hard. It is hard.

(gasps) Don't you tell me that.
I got to replace it.

Okay, so you know how

we just, like, love to prank
my mom? It's so easy.

So, Scott and I, we've been
working on this for a minute.

So, we have the photos, and
they're just like (bleep) funny.

-KIM: Let me see these.
-Let me see.

-(laughing): Oh, my God.
-So, this is...

-like, gorge eating.
-(laughter)

Like, she's in
her Adidas tracksuit,

and it's, like, her car
and her cigarette, everything.

-(laughing)
-We're gonna gear up
for more and more.

-Oh, my...
-We just kind of want
to (bleep) with her.

What I love about Art Vandelay

is that it lived
for, like, months.

Yeah, if you want
to do a slow process,

you don't give her the photos
right away.

It should be
the first time like,

"Hey, The Sun
or the Daily Mail just called.

"They have these photos
from the paparazzi

from, like, you last night."
Just to sort of bug her out.

-Okay.
-And, like, get her,
like, thinking,

-"What's going on?
This is kind of weird."
-Okay.

And I can tell her
what the photos describe.

And if she's like,
"Let me see"?

Like, I'm, like, laughing
inside thinking about it.

But then, if she says,
"Let me see them," should...?

I feel like, should I tell 'em,
"No, they won't...

"They won't... send 'em to me,
but I FaceTimed with them,

"and they showed me what the
photos look like onscreen,

and they're 100% you."

-Okay.
-And I can say
I killed the story.

And then, what,
like, a week later?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-There's another thing.
-KHLOE: I'm so bummed,

'cause I really thought we were
gonna get to my mom seeing

these photos right away,
but we all agree that it's best

to, like, slowly lure her
into this.

And Tracy and Kim suggest,
"Why don't we just

"make a phone call that
there's inappropriate photos,

and we'll get
those photos killed."

That's, like, step one.

Then, step two is
having a couple people

call my mom off-camera.

She would get calls
from the media or her friends.

'Cause that's when these things
go perfectly.

That's when it's, like,
believable.

All right.

Your mom is gonna kill me.

-Hello?
-TRACY: Hey, Kris. Someone

from TMZ called me.
There is someone

trying to shop very unflattering
photos of you.

Let me see the photos.

-Did it look like her?
-It did.

-It definitely looked like you.
-Where? Tracy, where?

-Oh, she's pissed.
-Pissed.

-(laughs)
-We weren't filming anything
crazy, right?

♪ ♪

I found some time
where Tristan's going to be

in Cleveland.

So I want to go take True
to Cleveland,

stay for a day

and then go back to L.A.

And that part I can't handle.

Like, I'm leaving True
in Cleveland.

I know she's in the best hands.

It's just a big step.

♪ ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, my gosh. You're stuck.
Oh, my gosh.

(yawning)

-Wow!
-TRUE: Whoa.

Dada.

-Yeah, your dada did all that.
-TRISTAN: Welcome back.

Do you love them?

We haven't been to Cleveland
in months,

so it's kind of bittersweet.

But I feel really good
that I get to make sure

all the baby gates are up
and babyproofed,

that her, like, crib is
at the right adjustment--

just that she's comfortable.

She's at a different stage
that this house wasn't like that

when we would be there
all the time.

-Kiss.
-Give me a kiss.

Mwah. I love you.

-NANNY: Come here.
-I'm here.

I'm just organizing your stuff.

-(True laughing)
-That's funny? Good.

(True fussing over monitor)

TRISTAN:
Yo, what up?

-How are you?
-Chilling, chilling.

She just went to sleep.

-She did?
-She's trying.

-What's up? What's up, yo?
-How are you feeling?

-How are you?
-Good. How are you?

So, there's so many things
that I'm gonna go through,

like all the formula
we don't need.

And there's so much medicine

that's probably expired
or whatever.

-Mm-hmm.
-There's a lot of stuff.

Yeah.

And then...

I'm gonna be leaving later.

-But everything looks great.
-Yeah.

What time she'll wake up,
with the time difference?

I think 6:00 or 6:30.

-She'll wake up,
and then she'll go to bed...
-So, earlier.

Yeah, wake up a little early.
Then she'll go to bed tonight...

-9:00?
-10:00.

-10:00?
-Yeah.

Oh, is she gonna-- Okay.

-So, it's 7:00 in L.A.
-7:00. Mm-hmm.

Tristan is asking
all the right questions.

He's being super attentive.

And that makes me feel
a lot better about everything.

The anxiety I felt
about sending True to Cleveland

was definitely a buildup
that I created on my own.

So then we can on--
She'll only be an hour off

-when she comes back home.
-Mm-hmm.

-That's easy.
-Really...

If she ever comes back home.

Oh, no. She's going back home.

-You have no idea...
-I mean, she is home.

-...the anxiety
that I'm already having, so...
-Okay.

You are not kidnapping her.

It's not a kid-- Fathers
cannot kidnap their daughters

if their mother knows
where they are.

True loves it here.
Look how soft the carpet is.

-(sighs)
-Yeah, I know, but...

Mmm.
(sighs)

Trust me.
Don't even act like that,

because then I'm really not
gonna leave her

and I'll take her with me.

Yes, I do have to leave.

KoKo takes Cleveland.

When we were together, that
would've been a great solution,

but you were anti
a lot of things then.

It's all about growth
and development, you know?

It's like--
it's like a butterfly, you know?

First, you're a caterpillar.
Then you go in a cocoon.

-Oh, my God.
-Then you hatch
and become a butterfly.

And that's
the most beautiful moment.

-What's wrong with you?
-Something becomes a butterfly.

The wings...
(exhales)

Oh, my God. What?

This is freaking me out.

Anyway, you know
she's coming back.

Yeah, I know.
We have an understanding.

-I might've scared you
a little bit too much.
-Yeah, please.

-Yeah, I know, so...
-Thank you.

Seeing how comfortable Tristan
has made the house for True,

I do feel a lot better knowing,

okay, I can leave them.

They can have
their daddy-daughter time.

I can go to L.A.
to get back to work.

Everything's gonna be fine.
(exhales)

By the way, I put-- I put
the trampoline together.

-Oh. Did a good job.
-By the way, I did it myself.

-What do you have to do?
-Huh?

-(chuckles) It doesn't come...
-See, you didn't--

you didn't put it together.
You just, like, screw

-and all that.
-Oh, good.

-Handyman.
-Good.

♪ ♪

(crickets chirping)

(birds chirping)

TRACY:
Should I call her now?

KHLOE:
Okay, are you all--
are you all set?

-You guys better not laugh.
-No, I'm not.

-My head's gonna be down,
just so you know.
-Okay.

I'm good. I've been pranking
this woman for 20 years.

And if I start-- I'm--
I might have to put it on mute.

-Yeah. That's fine.
-(coughs)

I'm so excited
to be back from Cleveland,

'cause this is the day
I've been waiting for.

Kim is already with Kris.

And I'm just hoping,
when she gets this phone call,

she doesn't break or smile,
because sometimes she can.

And as the consigliere,
she's got to keep a brick face.

(Italian accent):
The "consi-li-larry."

Consigliere.

(Italian accent):
The "consi-li-larry."

-(laughing)
-Close.

TRACY:
Okay, ready?

-KRIS: Hello?
-Hey, Kris.

-Do you have a second?
-It's Tracy.

What's up?

It's kind of urgent.

Is it private?

Um, no, I think it's okay if
we're-- if you're just with Kim.

-Someone from TMZ called me.
-Yeah.

There is, I guess,
someone trying to shop

very unflattering photos of you,

-I guess, like,
throwing out trash
-(laughing): What?

-and, like, going through trash
over by the Kylie office.
-What?

-(phone beeps)
-(laughing)

I've never gone through trash
at the Kylie Cosmetics office

in my life.

What am I doing?

You're throwing out trash.

I think it looks like you're
throwing it out of your car.

I've never thrown anything out
of my car.

KIM:
Ask to see the pictures.

Let me see the photos.

-I don't-- I...
-I'm gonna...

Where was I?
Tell me where I was.

KHLOE:
I had no idea

my mom would ask
this many questions,

-need this many details,
-Oh.

need specifics.

What kind of a car is it?

It's a-a gray Rolls-Royce,
it looks like.

Tracy, my car is black.

Let's start there.

Of course, my mom has gotten
a different Rolls-Royce.

I mean, it's been a week.

Or the tip was wrong.

We thought we heard
it was a gray Rolls truck.

Turns out it was black, it just
looked really dark gray.

But it was black.

-Did it look like her?
-It did.

It definitely looked like you.

KRIS:
Where?

Tracy, where?

We weren't filming
anything crazy, right?

-(beep)
-(laughs)
-Wait, the fact

-that she's asking you
so many questions...
-Like, all she cared about

-was the color of the car.
-She's so up...

This is amazing.
For our next batch,

-we have to be prepared.
-This is just getting us
snowballing in there.

It's getting us snowballed,
but it's so good

to have this first phone call,

'cause now we know
that we have to be prepared

-the second time.
-And we know that it riles her.

TRACY:
All right, let me try
to kill it. It's so bizarre.

-It's so weird.
-I would just say,
"She has a driver,

"and when she does drive
her Rolls,

it's for a mile
down the street."

I'd love to see what bull(bleep)
they have.

-Oh, my God.
-After we're...

-Oh, she's pissed.
-Pissed.

This is so cute.

Kylie can see,
so we want to have a party.

(phone rings)

Hey. If they don't
have the balls to say to you,

"On July 3..." They're-they're
not giving up a source.

♪ ♪

(indistinct chatter)

KHLOE:
Hi, everyone!

Part-- Look at all these eyes!

-(whimpers)
-Get it!

KYLIE:
We need some kids at this party.

KHLOE:
True's in Cleveland.

This is so cute.

Guys, do you like these?

Hello.

Kylie can see,

and I know how that feels,

because I went
through the same thing.

And the day after my surgery,
I never felt better.

So we want to have a party
to celebrate Kylie

and her new vision.

-(chuckles)
-What is it?

-A moist cookie.
-Oh, Mom, don't say "moist."

-Moist?
-Mom.

We never should've said
we didn't like that word,

-'cause she's gonna say it.
-Moist.

-You can see!
-KRIS: Scotty!

-It's me. It's Scott.
-(high-pitched): I know!

-I see you.
-You remember me?

-Read line five.
-(phone ringing)

Read line five?

-KYLIE: You can't see that line?
-Can you get
your loud-ass phone?

-Your phone is so loud.
-From here?
-Stop!

It's clearly--
Your ringer is so loud.

Hey.

Right.

It's just weird to me.

I mean, maybe I would throw out
a piece of gum,

and that's, like, a five percent
chance out of 100,

because I worry
about the animals choking on it.

(quietly):
She's crazy.

We notice out of the corner
of our eyes...

Wink, wink.

...that my mom is in the other
room taking this phone call,

and she's getting
a little raw-raw.

If they don't have the balls
to say to you, "On July 3,"

they're-- you're not giving up
a source.

-Who are you yelling at?
-Kris, are you all right?

-What's happening?
-What are you yelling at?

-All right, I'll call you back.
-You all right?

-Yeah, we're filming. Calm down.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-It's just stupid.
-What's going on?

Nothing.

First step of the prank...

-(clicks tongue)
-Boom.

-We are on target.
-Boom shakalaka.

Break you off something soon.

Stay tuned for Kris Jenner
going downtown.

Ta-ta for now.

So, I just wanted to say

thank you to everyone for coming
to my eyeball party

-and also encouraging me
-(whooping)

to get the surgery.

And, of course, to you, Mom,

for taking care of me,

um, even though you left me

-in bed.
-(laughs)

She left me in bed
and put my wig there.

Like I would just think that
that was, like, a warm body.

-And then bounced?
-And bounced.

-Wow, she's good.
-Mm-hmm.

-She's real good.
-(chuckles)

-♪ ♪
-(crickets chirping)

(birds chirping)

(phone rings)

(whispers):
That's Tristan.

Hello?
I'm putting you on speaker.

I'm with Scott. Hold on.

Hey, what up, what up, what up?

SCOTT:
What's up, T-Dawg?

TRISTAN:
What's up, baby?

SCOTT:
Just hanging.

Chilling, chilling?

Heard you guys had
a nice little weekend.

Yeah, no, it was fun.
It was good times.

-She loved it. It was good.
-Aw, that's cute.

True is moving and grooving.

She has no separation anxiety
from me.

I have separation anxiety
from her.

I don't know if I should be
offended by this treatment,

but True is... completely fine.

It was super hard to leave True,

but knowing you're all good

-and, like, she was so fine,
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-it just--
it made it easier for me.
-Yeah.

Listen, we got
through the first trip.

Of course
True is gonna see Tristan.

I will never get
in between that.

I'm not very comfortable
sending her, like, weekly.

I have to see his schedule,
got to see True's schedule.

I'll make it work.

We'll see how it goes.
This was a great start though.

Thank you for taking her
to the airport later on.

No, of course.
I-I hope she had a good time.

-I hope she had a good time
and stuff.
-I know she had a great time.

-Yeah...
-SCOTT: I taught this thing.

-She loves it.
She's comfortable.
-I paved the way

-for co-parenting.
-Yeah, sh-she loves--

she loves it.

I think any effort
Tristan puts in

with Khloe and True
is a positive thing.

A lot of people could dwell
about the past,

so anything that sheds
good light on that family

I am with.

-All right...
-Scott, what-what's up
with the Phantom?

What's-what's up
with the Phantom?

Honestly, the truck is better.

All right, well, you guys
can talk on your own.

I'm gonna send you.
It is insane.

We will talk later. Thank you.

-Talk to you later.
-All right, T.
I'm sending you this.

-Aw.
-Aw, you're very welcome.

TRISTAN:
It was a great time. All right.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

All right, talk to you later.
Scott, send me...

-I'm gonna send it to you now.
-Got to go. Bye.

(laughter)

It's nice that you guys
are getting along.

-It really is.
-Thank you.

We're taking you to Napa
for your birthday!

KHLOE: Mom is so (bleep) drunk.
It's crazy.

Oh-ho, oh-ho.

(laughing loudly)

I decided to start the process
of freezing my eggs.

I do have a sperm donor.

-You do?
-Can I see a picture?

Rodney Reed was convicted
of murdering a young woman.

He's getting executed
in 30 days.

The evidence is in question.

We have to do what we can now.

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