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♪ ♪

(phone ringing)

-What's up, Khlo? -Hey.

-Package here? -It's for you, but

I think it's under my name or something.

-Oh, there's something coming from Alexa. -Aw, man.

What is that?

You got to stop buying me things.

It's really crazy.

Tristan and I are in a good place.

Do I wish he acted this way when we were together?

A hundred percent.

Coming from the guy that, when we were together,

I don't think ever bought me one thing.

Yeah, well...

I also just want to be really smart

and not have any of these lines blurred.

Tristan!

Thank God Kim isn't here,

'cause I don't know what she would think.

It's just very confusing.

You got to stop buying me things.

It's weird.

Okay, she loves stuff like that.

TRISTAN: Yeah, she loves that.

Books we're gonna keep, of course.

Yes, of course.

True and I have not been back to Cleveland in months.

And so Tristan and I are going over a lot of her toys

and just some of her stuff in her playroom and her bedroom

that she might have outgrown and that we should donate.

That ball thing

she's outgrown-- that's for infants.

-This one? -Yes.

So what happens if we have another girl?

What's gonna happen is you have to buy it all over again.

Who's having another girl with you?

Look here, I'm just saying.

True does need a sibling, so...

Right, so I might get some embryos and get a sibling.

I might need to borrow some sperm or get some from you,

but we'll figure that out later.

That's a whole other episode.

-(laughs) -Yeah, it is.

So awkward.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

SCOTT: Hello, Khlo.

What does that even mean?

-Like, yo, what's up, bitch? -Oh, really?

-(laughs) Really? -Not "bitch."

-Just "what's up"? -I don't know how to say

"bitch" in Armenian.

So I started outfit one

of Halloween.

SCOTT: She really looks a lot like Tristan, huh?

She is Tristan-- it's wild.

Okay, but on some more serious business.

I feel like we have to talk about our next prank.

Oh, now you're talking.

It just needs to be something your mother

would be super embarrassed about.

Yeah.

It has been a minute since we've done our last prank.

My favorite for me...

-Okay. -Art Vandelay for sure.

-Oh, Vandelay Industries. -Right.

I mean, that one really got her.

SCOTT: She art-shamed you?

KHLOE: I want to art-shame her back.

Ooh! Ooh!

I'm actually a (bleep) good-ass artist.

This is so good!

SCOTT: Long story short...

Art Vandelay's name is Dick.

(laughter)

-No! -That art that you love so much?

-I made it! -Khloe and I made it

-in her garage. -What?

So Kris is, like, the easiest one to prank.

The truth is she's getting comfortable.

-Yeah. -And we're taking that away.

KHLOE: I figured, oh, my God.

Do we kind of (bleep) with her

and have me dress up as Kris Jenner,

do some paparazzi shots and have her

-thinking, like... -It's her!

So you know how when I FaceTimed you from Wyoming,

like, how much I looked like my mom?

So I'm thinking

I dress up like her.

But then I want you in, like, another car

with someone with, like, a long-lens camera.

-Mmm, got you, oh, yeah. -So I want, like, super grungy, like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, really secretive.

Like, wow, we caught this.

Right, like, you caught me doing (bleep).

And then when we're all with her one time,

we'll have the PR team e-mail her,

and say, "TMZ just got these photos, do you want to comment?"

She'll be like, "What the (bleep) are you talking about?"

But it has to be a story that's insinuating

something very embarrassing.

-So, like, what? -Like, to me, like, maybe, like,

it looks as if you're, like, stumbling in a bush,

like, outside of a restaurant, like,

"Kris Jenner is so drunk she's peeing in a bush."

-(laughs): Okay. -You know what I'm saying, so then if she hears

-that story, she'll flip out. -Right.

KHLOE: It's harmless, 'cause I don't believe in mean pranks...

But I do!

Right, that's why we balance each other out.

-Mm, yin and yang. -Exactly.

Hit me with the chips.

(both cluck tongues)

You throwing a McDonald's bag out of the Rolls truck.

-Yeah! -And it's a shot of you just like...

(both laughing)

♪ ♪

KYLIE: We really need to start thinking about Halloween.

And I was thinking the Disney princesses would be really cute.

So cute.

-Love the Disney princesses. -Also...

Obviously, I'm Ariel.

(quiet laugh) Okay, fine.

-And you're obviously... -BOTH: Cinderella.

Huh, you knew I was gonna say that?

Yes, because blond, blue eyes, always.

-What's everyone been up to? -(car horn honks)

Stas, I almost hit that car...

You really need to be careful.

You've almost crashed twice already.

I just, I-I can't really see that well.

You know how I'm, like, blind.

Can you just see if my glasses are in there?

-No. -No?!

Are they in here?

-No. -Great.

Should you just drive?

My vision started to progressively get worse

when I got pregnant.

I'm gonna pull over up here.

So I went and got glasses.

And now it's to the point

where I almost have to wear glasses all the time.

Like, I can't see, like, ten feet in front of me.

-It's a lovely day out here. -Some person on the street,

like, couldn't believe that it was me. (laughs)

Can you imagine in the middle of the Valley?

Look at them.

-Hi. -How are you?

I have to wear glasses to drive, watch TV,

even to look at my daughter's face.

It's starting to just affect my daily life.

I always wanted glasses when I was younger.

-Now that I have them... -It's so annoying.

...I'm so embarrassed to wear them-- I don't know why!

'Cause, like, everyone thinks I look really cute in my glasses.

You do look cute in your glasses.

But I know what you mean, because I have the same thing.

It's just like I don't want to wear my glasses!

I just don't. Like, my contact experience was horrible.

-Remember you called me, -It ripped in my eye

-"Stas, how do I get it out?" -in, like, seven pieces.

It was so scary.

It sucks.

♪ ♪

Hello?

Hey, Mom.

Hi. What are you doing?

Just answering e-mails.

-How are you? -Good.

So I have a serious question to ask you.

Oh, God, what?

To co-parent is a different beast.

It's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to figure out.

-Mm-hmm. -'Cause you get territorial.

Like, this is my baby. What are you...?

What do you mean you're telling me what to do?

Why are you saying that? Yeah.

Yeah, like, you forgot, oh, no, it's both your baby.

-You know, it's, like... -Yeah.

Tristan is back in Cleveland.

The NBA season is starting.

This is the first season that I am not with Tristan.

Typically, I go back and forth

about every other week to Cleveland.

He really misses True.

And he doesn't really know when he's gonna see her next.

And I really have not put much thought into...

how True is gonna visit Tristan in Cleveland.

I just kind of been avoiding having this conversation.

Honestly and truthfully, I just want us to have

a peaceful friendship.

-And Tristan's... -Existence?

Yeah, Tristan's been really consistent

and present and that's great.

But I just, like, haven't even

thought of this part yet, like, that...

That you haven't gone?

That I'm not going.

Which... it's fine.

But I'm like-- we haven't talked about this yet--

but I'm like, "Does that mean I have

to send True there by herself?"

Co-parenting's hard and you have to also,

like, respect both parents.

-Yeah. -But I'm, like, I don't know.

I don't know what I feel comfortable with.

And I'm sure he won't make me do anything

I don't feel comfortable doing, but then is that even fair

for True to not see her dad?

'Cause that's gonna be a long... how ever many months.

Like, Kourtney and Scott, at least

they're... two miles from each other.

I know, when Scott wants to see the kids,

or if Mason wants to go spend the night with Dad,

he just goes over there.

-It's not, like, a thing. -I know.

It just gives me anxiety to think

I would have to send her anywhere.

Like, she's just a baby.

You'll figure it out.

Even talking about me sending True

to Cleveland makes me sad and anxious.

I don't think there's a handbook for this.

-Mm-mm. -I think there's your heart and your head.

And I think that day by day you're gonna figure it out.

KHLOE: I've never doubted Tristan as a father, not for one second.

I know how great he is as a father.

It's more my ability to be able to leave my child.

It's a bond that they're forming,

and you don't want to sever the bond.

I know. I don't know what to do.

Oh, my God, you look too funny.

I am back in my Kris Jenner glory,

and I feel better than ever.

(whoops) It's Kris Jenner, bitches!

Yes, that's the money!

Let's start the prank!

Let the pranks begin!

(laughter)

-Hi, Dad! -What's happening?

Tristan surprised True and I by coming to L.A.

and spending just 24 hours with us.

What if I was having an orgy?

A little strange.

It's just very confusing.

♪ ♪

Do you want a coffee?

Yes, maybe.

So did you like the movie last night?

I... literally forgot my glasses

and I couldn't even see the whole movie,

but I felt bad 'cause we went with a group of us,

and I didn't want to leave.

I mean, the car situation,

movie situation...

I'm doing it, I'm getting LASIK, so come with me if you wish.

-But if you don't, you're gonna be jealous. -I'm scared!

We can do this (bleep).

Kendall's gotten LASIK.

My mom, my dad, Kim.

-MALONEY: Okay, ready? -KIM: Khloe and Kourtney,

if I hear so much as a, "Ooh..."

MALONEY: Ladies.

Just the idea of a surgery with your eyes is really scary.

Are you braver than me, you think?

I think in different ways.

Anything medical you're way better at.

But then when it comes to, like,

jumping off a cliff into the ocean,

-like, that would be me. -Yeah, like, you're better at that.

-Mm-hmm. -I'm pretty sure all you do

is, like, stare at a blinking light,

and you don't feel what they're doing.

Like, you're just looking at a light.

KYLIE: Mm-hmm.

And then it's over.

And then we can see.

Okay.

♪ ♪

-LASIK? -Mm-hmm.

I was always scared of LASIK.

That's why I never wanted to do it.

I was also pregnant.

But I'm facing my fears,

and I'm just gonna get this over with,

'cause I feel like it'll be life-changing.

-Cheers. -To LASIK?

-To LASIK. -To LASIK.

-We're finally doing it. -I'm so happy for us.

-I'm so proud of us. -So proud of us.

♪ ♪

-MALIKA: Hi, Dad. -KHADIJAH: Hi, Dad.

-TRISTAN: What's happening? -KHADIJAH: I could see

the bubbles from the driveway.

-They're so big! Look at this bubble -Get it. Get it.

-Get it. -Right here. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

Aw.

Your hand? Here, I'll wipe it off.

-Mom! -Mama, Mama, Ma.

-(babbles) -I think, Mama,

-she wants to go in the house. -KHLOE: Oh, you want to eat?

Um, Tristan, will you take True to eat?

-All right. -Thank you very much.

Oh.

Okay. So give it to True.

MALIKA: Why give it to True

-when it's a flower for you? -When it's a flower for you.

He just said, "From me to True,"

-so I said... -No, from me and True to you.

-Oh. Thank you very much. -Yeah.

That's very nice of you.

Tristan surprised True and I by coming to L.A.

and spending just 24 hours with us.

He really misses True,

and he doesn't really know when he's gonna see her next

'cause I haven't given a definitive date

as to when True is gonna go visit Tristan in Cleveland.

I've never sent True anywhere before,

so that part is scary and overwhelming for me.

Did you guys hear Tristan came in town?

Little strange, but what are you gonna do?

KHADIJAH: Gold star for Tristan.

KHLOE: I said, "What if I had a...

Like, if I was having an orgy?" That's what I said.

I said, "How do you know what I'm doing?"

I love what a great dad he is. I appreciate that.

It's just very confusing at the same time.

So, Malika and I have a job offer.

-KHLOE: For what? -Which, of course,

you would always think work is good.

-KHLOE: Yeah. -The only difference about this job

is we would have to move to Atlanta for a while.

For how long?

-For a long time. -(gasps)

What, like, six months?

-There's no way Khadijah's moving. -Like, out of the year.

You're not moving for six months.

I mean, for work, it's kind of like...

-I would have to. -(laughs)

I can't even do it.

What, it's not a real story?

No, Khloe. I'm pregnant.

KHLOE: Just thought you were fat.

-I'm just kidding. -(all laugh)

-What goes around comes around, huh? -Oh, my gosh.

-Congratulations! -Thank you.

-Are you really moving to Atlanta? -Nothing.

-No, we're not moving. -No, I'm not moving.

-Her new job is being a mom. -I'm just having a baby.

So why on earth is that e... Okay.

(chuckles): Nothing's happening in Atlanta.

We're having a baby!

-I don't know how far along you are. -For a second,

-you believed it. -I'm almost four months.

Get over here!

I'm pregnant.

-TRISTAN: What? -(all laugh)

-Really? -MALIKA: Yeah.

KHLOE: Are you gonna tell Kourtney or Kim?

-I was actually terrified to tell Kim. -KHLOE: Why?

-Only because she just talks a lot. -KHLOE: Well, yeah.

I'm so excited that Malika's pregnant.

I'm shocked. I'm a little weirded out

that it took her so long to tell me,

but her body, her choice. (chuckles)

-There's a baby. -Do you see my tummy?

-KHADIJAH: Aw. -Baby.

-KHADIJAH: Cutie. -Aw, she's so sweet.

-TRISTAN: All right. -It's true.

-Baby shower! -(True laughing)

Baby shower!

She loves it.

♪ ♪

-(message sends) -Oh, my God.

Wow.

That's it.

I feel like you got to put more lipliner.

I have lip... No, it's lip gloss.

-Oh, is it lip gloss? -She likes them glossy.

Is that just, like, a regular...

Wait, where's all your hair get tied into?

I have coconut oil in it. It's, like, slicked down

-and, like, wrapped around. -And braided?

Oh, my God. You look too funny. With the rings, too.

(line ringing)

ROB: Hey.

-Okay, let me show you. -(Rob laughs)

Like this?

ROB: Yeah, you look good right there.

-KHLOE: With the glasses, right? -SCOTT: Yeah.

Definitely the glasses.

Oh, perfect.

Okay, don't slip and tell her anything.

Okay, good.

I am back in my Kris Jenner glory,

and I feel better than ever.

I have the full Adidas tracksuit on

that I stole from Kris Jenner's closet,

and Rob finagled getting my mom's car,

so there's really not a lot of paper trail towards us.

So I am ready to win it, okay?

(line rings)

KIM: Oh, hello.

Guys, look who's calling. Say hi.

Hi, my cuties.

KIM: That's KoKo?

She almost tricked you guys.

KHLOE: Okay, so,

I have a big paparazzi, like, camera,

and they're gonna just take pictures of me

doing things that Mom probably wouldn't like to be seen doing.

Totally.

I'll probably need your help in talking to Tracy

about, like, TMZ in on it or something.

KIM: Yeah, that's so, uh...

And give her the pictures.

KIM: Tracy works with me.

She helps me just run all my businesses.

I've known her for 15 years.

She was a publicist before this,

so she has such knowledge in the publicity world.

I think she would just know

-what to do with these photos. -Yeah.

She always knows, like, what direction to go in.

She's the perfect person that would make it really believable.

KIM: Saint, don't do that, buddy.

-Don't-don't splash me. -(Saint babbles)

Okay, you go be a mom. (chuckles)

-Love you. -KIM: Bye.

KHLOE: Bye.

It's a little concerning to me how much I love

-being Kris Jenner, by the way. -How much fun. Yeah.

And I can't wait to start the prank!

-Like... -Let the pranks begin!

(laughs) You look good.

Throw all those glasses away, girls.

I'm getting scared.

What if the surgery goes wrong and I can never see again?

(tuts): A little... is nothing.

-KYLIE: Oh, my... -(bleep)

Co-parenting must be so hard.

The hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

It's still very emotional for me,

but I have to take my emotions out of it

and think about True.

♪ ♪

It's time to shoot some Kris Jenner paparazzi photos.

They're just gonna be shots of Kris Jenner doing things

that aren't really Kris Jenner-like,

such as stuffing my face with french fries

and burgers and Coca-Cola

and just things that she would not want on camera.

Can we get three number eights without any drinks?

-Six tenders and six fries. -MAN: Got it.

Pay at the next window, please.

-$68.89 is your total. -Oh, $68.

-89. -KHLOE: Yes, we spent a lot.

-You're Scott Disick, right? -Yeah. How you doing?

-Nice to meet you. -You, too.

KHLOE: Does nobody recognize Kris (bleep) Jenner?

-No, evidently not. -How rude!

(whoops)

It's Kris Jenner, bitches!

We're gonna do our first batch of paparazzi photos,

and I even asked one of my crew members

if he would take photos of me.

We have a great parking lot, so everything's really private.

No one else is gonna be here.

You need to be smoking while eating.

That's always good.

I felt like Marty Scorsese out there.

-Like this. -SCOTT: Yeah, good.

-Oh. Oh! -Oh, why? The nails are a giveaway?

-Like this? -SCOTT: Ooh, that's good. Yeah!

KHLOE: Hold on. I need a burger.

Throw that bad boy in your mouth.

-(camera clicking) -Get that burger popping.

Stuff it!

Yes, that's the money.

Yeah!

Do you know who the (bleep) I am? I'm Kris (bleep) Jenner.

-(Scott laughs) -I think we should pee in a bush.

-Okay. Yeah. -Yeah.

SCOTT (laughs): She's a whizzer!

Tinkle, tinkle.

Who would have ever thought eating chicken nuggets,

Diet Cokes, cigs and whizzing on the street

would be that much fun?

KHLOE: Do I just chew food and be like... (groans)

Yes, that's perfect.

Oh! That's it.

-Just blowing chunks. -KHLOE: Oh.

Our first round of paparazzi photos,

killing it.

(laughs): She's gonna be so pissed

when she sees all this.

Do I still have (bleep) on my face?

Oh, my God.

This is your eye.

-KIM: No. -Khloe. Khloe.

I don't want to get LASIK eye surgery.

-Kim, you have to do it. -I don't want to do it, Mom.

KRIS: Hello.

KYLIE (singsongy): Hello.

-KRIS: You ready? -I am, but I'm just nervous.

What are you nervous about?

You're gonna be able to see again.

-What if something goes wrong? -Nothing is gonna go wrong.

They're gonna open my eyeball up and shoot it with a laser.

Kylie, you can't think about it like that.

-You pushed a baby out of your ooh-ooh. -You're right.

My ooh-ooh. Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm. Yeah. -So a little... (tuts)

...is nothing.

KYLIE: It's the day of the surgery,

but I am still anxious.

I mean, like, what if the surgery goes wrong

and I can never see again?

But I learn so many things from my mom.

She gives the best advice,

and it's important

to get out of my comfort zone.

So, let's go. Follow the yellow brick road.

This way.

Here we are.

-Okay. Ready? -I'm ready.

KOURTNEY: Good luck, Kim. Good luck, Kimmy.

MALONEY: Look right at the flashing light.

KRIS: Good morning.

Here for Kylie and Stas.

♪ ♪

Throw all those glasses away, girls.

Wait till you're my age,

and then you'll need them again but just for reading.

How are you?

So, Kylie, I can't promise perfect vision for you

or anyone, but we almost always get perfect for you.

-Okay. -Uh, usually, I can even get you better than 20/20.

-And that's my goal for you. -Perfect.

KRIS: Let's get this show on the road.

KYLIE: And just, also, don't tell me

exactly what you're doing... Just walk me through.

Okay. Yeah, I won't, I won't, I won't take you...

Yeah, I will not give you a travelogue.

STAS: We got this, baby. Ten minutes,

-and then we can see. -We got this.

Stas is gonna go first, so if, you know,

(bleep) goes bad, I'm out of here.

(rapid clicking)

-Good job. -She can see. -That was the craziest thing.

-Are you ready? -Yeah.

Yay. Okay.

(sighs)

(mouthing): Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

(rapid clicking)

Thank you so much.

KRIS: Yay!

-10:56. -And how many seconds?

-23? -You got it.

KYLIE: Oh, (bleep).

Thank God that's done,

but I am really happy that I did it.

I am a LASIK surgery survivor.

My name is Kylie Jenner.

(laughter)

I just finished, um, our surgery.

Still feeling a little bit loopy.

Whatever they gave us, those drugs,

like, thank God my mom was there to take us home,

because I don't even remember anything.

We're gonna go home and sleep.

See you later.

Watch me, dude. Watch me.

Are you watching me, dude?

-Are you watching me, dude? -ROBERT: Okay.

You are crazy, but watch me do this.

-ROBERT: Very good... Khloe. -Yeah!

(Khloe humming)

(clears throat)

So you know, Tristan just came and, like, surprised True,

and I was like, "What?" (laughs)

But, like, doesn't tell me. Just comes to L.A.

I said, when he came here, I go,

"What if I was on a date, and I had a guy over?"

He was like, "That would have sucked."

And he was like, "I just wanted to see True."

-That's nice. -No, it's really nice.

Like, I really appreciate Tristan trying

and being so nice and everything,

but, like, it made me feel, um, smothered.

We need space. Like, this is not good.

-And I told him that. -Yeah. Like, you just felt

like you were spending too much time together.

Yeah. It's a lot of pressure.

Mm-hmm.

KHLOE: I feel two different ways about it.

One side is, I feel, it's super sweet

that he is traveling this far to see his daughter.

And then, another side, I'm like, "Well,

who do you think you are coming here and surprising me?"

(laughs) Like, I kind of go both... ways.

Think this season will be really good for you guys

in figuring out what that balance is.

I don't feel comfortable sending True with, like, a nanny.

And then, you know, Tristan works all day long.

But I think True has to go there.

But it's just, like...

Yeah.

KHLOE: With Tristan's NBA schedule, he practices

basically the entire morning, and then,

he's only gonna be with True a couple hours a day.

And I don't really feel comfortable

sending True and a nanny because I think

she should be with one of her parents.

And that's not me knocking Tristan.

That's his career. He has no choice.

But I would rather send True with myself.

And I think it's just also overwhelming for me

to think about, "Oh, gosh, I have to take True

to Cleveland." Like, it's still very emotional

for me, too, but I have to take my emotions out of it

and think about True,

and making it work with Tristan's schedule, too.

That's her daddy, so...

Co-parenting must be so hard.

The hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

Okay, take a step.

-Just go... -(bell rings)

-Then I'm gonna come, okay? -Mm-hmm.

-(bell ringing) -Mom?!

-Right here. -I just want some water

in a glass with no ice and some lemon.

Okay. Okay.

-(bell ringing) -Mom?

What is with the glasses? Come this way.

-I love you, baby. Mmm. -Mm-hmm.

Okay, we're gonna... Okay, one step. Take a step.

-Mm. -Okay? Two. Three.

Don't lean back.

Kylie's just coming home from her LASIK surgery,

and she's a bit out of it.

I just want to make sure she's okay, because

the healthiest thing she can do right now is get some rest.

I brought you this little bell.

-Thank you, Mommy. -And if you just go...

-(bell rings) -...then I'm gonna come, okay? -Mm-hmm.

(whispering): Don't forget, I'm just around the corner.

Mm-hmm.

Okay. Okay. All right.

(bell rings)

Mommy?

-(laughs) -(bell ringing)

Right here.

I just want some water

in a glass with no ice and some lemon.

-Okay, I'll be right back. -Thank you.

Okay.

-(bell ringing) -KYLIE: Mommy? -Some lemon.

Okay.

What's up?

I really want some tacos.

-Some tacos? -Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Got it.

-(bell ringing) -Mom?

How do you guys live without Lawry's Salt?

Oh, here it is.

-(bell ringing) -Mommy?

-(bell ringing) -Mom?

-Mom?! Mommy? -(bell ringing)

Got it.

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

Mom?!

What are you doing standing up? Kylie!

Back up. Back up. Let me put this down.

Let's use this as a little tablecloth.

Okay?

When you smell the taco, open your mouth.

I smell it.

(laughs) Okay, here you go.

-This is, like, weird. -Okay, here you go.

-Mom, stop. This is so weird. -(laughs)

Okay. Take a big bite.

(laughs)

I know. I'm sorry. Okay, joke's over.

-Here's a... -(whimpers): No, I want my taco.

I know. Here's your taco.

Hel-- Oh.

Okay.

♪ ♪

-Good? -Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm? -Mm.

-Mm, mm, mm, mm. -Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

-Mm, mm, mm. Ah. Ah. Ooh. Ooh. -Mm, mm, mm.

My mom is so cute

just for making this experience special for me.

I know she knows how nervous I was

about this whole thing, so, she really is...

She's my rock. She's my number one.

Makes me so happy that you like 'em.

-Mm-hmm. -That's all you want?

-Mm-hmm. -Do you want some more?

-Mm-mm. -Okay.

I'm gonna go to sleep. Come on.

You want me to lay down with you?

-Mm-hmm. -Okay.

As much as I love Kylie,

I have a whole day of stuff ahead of me to do.

So, I'm gonna stuff the bed

like Khloe used to do when she snuck out of the house.

♪ ♪

TRACY: Oh, wait. I want some candy.

This is very hard. It is hard.

(gasps) Don't you tell me that. I got to replace it.

Okay, so you know how

we just, like, love to prank my mom? It's so easy.

So, Scott and I, we've been working on this for a minute.

So, we have the photos, and they're just like (bleep) funny.

-KIM: Let me see these. -Let me see.

-(laughing): Oh, my God. -So, this is...

-like, gorge eating. -(laughter)

Like, she's in her Adidas tracksuit,

and it's, like, her car and her cigarette, everything.

-(laughing) -We're gonna gear up for more and more.

-Oh, my... -We just kind of want to (bleep) with her.

What I love about Art Vandelay

is that it lived for, like, months.

Yeah, if you want to do a slow process,

you don't give her the photos right away.

It should be the first time like,

"Hey, The Sun or the Daily Mail just called.

"They have these photos from the paparazzi

from, like, you last night." Just to sort of bug her out.

-Okay. -And, like, get her, like, thinking,

-"What's going on? This is kind of weird." -Okay.

And I can tell her what the photos describe.

And if she's like, "Let me see"?

Like, I'm, like, laughing inside thinking about it.

But then, if she says, "Let me see them," should...?

I feel like, should I tell 'em, "No, they won't...

"They won't... send 'em to me, but I FaceTimed with them,

"and they showed me what the photos look like onscreen,

and they're 100% you."

-Okay. -And I can say I killed the story.

And then, what, like, a week later?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-There's another thing. -KHLOE: I'm so bummed,

'cause I really thought we were gonna get to my mom seeing

these photos right away, but we all agree that it's best

to, like, slowly lure her into this.

And Tracy and Kim suggest, "Why don't we just

"make a phone call that there's inappropriate photos,

and we'll get those photos killed."

That's, like, step one.

Then, step two is having a couple people

call my mom off-camera.

She would get calls from the media or her friends.

'Cause that's when these things go perfectly.

That's when it's, like, believable.

All right.

Your mom is gonna kill me.

-Hello? -TRACY: Hey, Kris. Someone

from TMZ called me. There is someone

trying to shop very unflattering photos of you.

Let me see the photos.

-Did it look like her? -It did.

-It definitely looked like you. -Where? Tracy, where?

-Oh, she's pissed. -Pissed.

-(laughs) -We weren't filming anything crazy, right?

♪ ♪

I found some time where Tristan's going to be

in Cleveland.

So I want to go take True to Cleveland,

stay for a day

and then go back to L.A.

And that part I can't handle.

Like, I'm leaving True in Cleveland.

I know she's in the best hands.

It's just a big step.

♪ ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, my gosh. You're stuck. Oh, my gosh.

(yawning)

-Wow! -TRUE: Whoa.

Dada.

-Yeah, your dada did all that. -TRISTAN: Welcome back.

Do you love them?

We haven't been to Cleveland in months,

so it's kind of bittersweet.

But I feel really good that I get to make sure

all the baby gates are up and babyproofed,

that her, like, crib is at the right adjustment--

just that she's comfortable.

She's at a different stage that this house wasn't like that

when we would be there all the time.

-Kiss. -Give me a kiss.

Mwah. I love you.

-NANNY: Come here. -I'm here.

I'm just organizing your stuff.

-(True laughing) -That's funny? Good.

(True fussing over monitor)

TRISTAN: Yo, what up?

-How are you? -Chilling, chilling.

She just went to sleep.

-She did? -She's trying.

-What's up? What's up, yo? -How are you feeling?

-How are you? -Good. How are you?

So, there's so many things that I'm gonna go through,

like all the formula we don't need.

And there's so much medicine

that's probably expired or whatever.

-Mm-hmm. -There's a lot of stuff.

Yeah.

And then...

I'm gonna be leaving later.

-But everything looks great. -Yeah.

What time she'll wake up, with the time difference?

I think 6:00 or 6:30.

-She'll wake up, and then she'll go to bed... -So, earlier.

Yeah, wake up a little early. Then she'll go to bed tonight...

-9:00? -10:00.

-10:00? -Yeah.

Oh, is she gonna-- Okay.

-So, it's 7:00 in L.A. -7:00. Mm-hmm.

Tristan is asking all the right questions.

He's being super attentive.

And that makes me feel a lot better about everything.

The anxiety I felt about sending True to Cleveland

was definitely a buildup that I created on my own.

So then we can on-- She'll only be an hour off

-when she comes back home. -Mm-hmm.

-That's easy. -Really...

If she ever comes back home.

Oh, no. She's going back home.

-You have no idea... -I mean, she is home.

-...the anxiety that I'm already having, so... -Okay.

You are not kidnapping her.

It's not a kid-- Fathers cannot kidnap their daughters

if their mother knows where they are.

True loves it here. Look how soft the carpet is.

-(sighs) -Yeah, I know, but...

Mmm. (sighs)

Trust me. Don't even act like that,

because then I'm really not gonna leave her

and I'll take her with me.

Yes, I do have to leave.

KoKo takes Cleveland.

When we were together, that would've been a great solution,

but you were anti a lot of things then.

It's all about growth and development, you know?

It's like-- it's like a butterfly, you know?

First, you're a caterpillar. Then you go in a cocoon.

-Oh, my God. -Then you hatch and become a butterfly.

And that's the most beautiful moment.

-What's wrong with you? -Something becomes a butterfly.

The wings... (exhales)

Oh, my God. What?

This is freaking me out.

Anyway, you know she's coming back.

Yeah, I know. We have an understanding.

-I might've scared you a little bit too much. -Yeah, please.

-Yeah, I know, so... -Thank you.

Seeing how comfortable Tristan has made the house for True,

I do feel a lot better knowing,

okay, I can leave them.

They can have their daddy-daughter time.

I can go to L.A. to get back to work.

Everything's gonna be fine. (exhales)

By the way, I put-- I put the trampoline together.

-Oh. Did a good job. -By the way, I did it myself.

-What do you have to do? -Huh?

-(chuckles) It doesn't come... -See, you didn't--

you didn't put it together. You just, like, screw

-and all that. -Oh, good.

-Handyman. -Good.

♪ ♪

(crickets chirping)

(birds chirping)

TRACY: Should I call her now?

KHLOE: Okay, are you all-- are you all set?

-You guys better not laugh. -No, I'm not.

-My head's gonna be down, just so you know. -Okay.

I'm good. I've been pranking this woman for 20 years.

And if I start-- I'm-- I might have to put it on mute.

-Yeah. That's fine. -(coughs)

I'm so excited to be back from Cleveland,

'cause this is the day I've been waiting for.

Kim is already with Kris.

And I'm just hoping, when she gets this phone call,

she doesn't break or smile, because sometimes she can.

And as the consigliere, she's got to keep a brick face.

(Italian accent): The "consi-li-larry."

Consigliere.

(Italian accent): The "consi-li-larry."

-(laughing) -Close.

TRACY: Okay, ready?

-KRIS: Hello? -Hey, Kris.

-Do you have a second? -It's Tracy.

What's up?

It's kind of urgent.

Is it private?

Um, no, I think it's okay if we're-- if you're just with Kim.

-Someone from TMZ called me. -Yeah.

There is, I guess, someone trying to shop

very unflattering photos of you,

-I guess, like, throwing out trash -(laughing): What?

-and, like, going through trash over by the Kylie office. -What?

-(phone beeps) -(laughing)

I've never gone through trash at the Kylie Cosmetics office

in my life.

What am I doing?

You're throwing out trash.

I think it looks like you're throwing it out of your car.

I've never thrown anything out of my car.

KIM: Ask to see the pictures.

Let me see the photos.

-I don't-- I... -I'm gonna...

Where was I? Tell me where I was.

KHLOE: I had no idea

my mom would ask this many questions,

-need this many details, -Oh.

need specifics.

What kind of a car is it?

It's a-a gray Rolls-Royce, it looks like.

Tracy, my car is black.

Let's start there.

Of course, my mom has gotten a different Rolls-Royce.

I mean, it's been a week.

Or the tip was wrong.

We thought we heard it was a gray Rolls truck.

Turns out it was black, it just looked really dark gray.

But it was black.

-Did it look like her? -It did.

It definitely looked like you.

KRIS: Where?

Tracy, where?

We weren't filming anything crazy, right?

-(beep) -(laughs) -Wait, the fact

-that she's asking you so many questions... -Like, all she cared about

-was the color of the car. -She's so up...

This is amazing. For our next batch,

-we have to be prepared. -This is just getting us snowballing in there.

It's getting us snowballed, but it's so good

to have this first phone call,

'cause now we know that we have to be prepared

-the second time. -And we know that it riles her.

TRACY: All right, let me try to kill it. It's so bizarre.

-It's so weird. -I would just say, "She has a driver,

"and when she does drive her Rolls,

it's for a mile down the street."

I'd love to see what bull(bleep) they have.

-Oh, my God. -After we're...

-Oh, she's pissed. -Pissed.

This is so cute.

Kylie can see, so we want to have a party.

(phone rings)

Hey. If they don't have the balls to say to you,

"On July 3..." They're-they're not giving up a source.

♪ ♪

(indistinct chatter)

KHLOE: Hi, everyone!

Part-- Look at all these eyes!

-(whimpers) -Get it!

KYLIE: We need some kids at this party.

KHLOE: True's in Cleveland.

This is so cute.

Guys, do you like these?

Hello.

Kylie can see,

and I know how that feels,

because I went through the same thing.

And the day after my surgery, I never felt better.

So we want to have a party to celebrate Kylie

and her new vision.

-(chuckles) -What is it?

-A moist cookie. -Oh, Mom, don't say "moist."

-Moist? -Mom.

We never should've said we didn't like that word,

-'cause she's gonna say it. -Moist.

-You can see! -KRIS: Scotty!

-It's me. It's Scott. -(high-pitched): I know!

-I see you. -You remember me?

-Read line five. -(phone ringing)

Read line five?

-KYLIE: You can't see that line? -Can you get your loud-ass phone?

-Your phone is so loud. -From here? -Stop!

It's clearly-- Your ringer is so loud.

Hey.

Right.

It's just weird to me.

I mean, maybe I would throw out a piece of gum,

and that's, like, a five percent chance out of 100,

because I worry about the animals choking on it.

(quietly): She's crazy.

We notice out of the corner of our eyes...

Wink, wink.

...that my mom is in the other room taking this phone call,

and she's getting a little raw-raw.

If they don't have the balls to say to you, "On July 3,"

they're-- you're not giving up a source.

-Who are you yelling at? -Kris, are you all right?

-What's happening? -What are you yelling at?

-All right, I'll call you back. -You all right?

-Yeah, we're filming. Calm down. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-It's just stupid. -What's going on?

Nothing.

First step of the prank...

-(clicks tongue) -Boom.

-We are on target. -Boom shakalaka.

Break you off something soon.

Stay tuned for Kris Jenner going downtown.

Ta-ta for now.

So, I just wanted to say

thank you to everyone for coming to my eyeball party

-and also encouraging me -(whooping)

to get the surgery.

And, of course, to you, Mom,

for taking care of me,

um, even though you left me

-in bed. -(laughs)

She left me in bed and put my wig there.

Like I would just think that that was, like, a warm body.

-And then bounced? -And bounced.

-Wow, she's good. -Mm-hmm.

-She's real good. -(chuckles)

-♪ ♪ -(crickets chirping)

(birds chirping)

(phone rings)

(whispers): That's Tristan.

Hello? I'm putting you on speaker.

I'm with Scott. Hold on.

Hey, what up, what up, what up?

SCOTT: What's up, T-Dawg?

TRISTAN: What's up, baby?

SCOTT: Just hanging.

Chilling, chilling?

Heard you guys had a nice little weekend.

Yeah, no, it was fun. It was good times.

-She loved it. It was good. -Aw, that's cute.

True is moving and grooving.

She has no separation anxiety from me.

I have separation anxiety from her.

I don't know if I should be offended by this treatment,

but True is... completely fine.

It was super hard to leave True,

but knowing you're all good

-and, like, she was so fine, -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-it just-- it made it easier for me. -Yeah.

Listen, we got through the first trip.

Of course True is gonna see Tristan.

I will never get in between that.

I'm not very comfortable sending her, like, weekly.

I have to see his schedule, got to see True's schedule.

I'll make it work.

We'll see how it goes. This was a great start though.

Thank you for taking her to the airport later on.

No, of course. I-I hope she had a good time.

-I hope she had a good time and stuff. -I know she had a great time.

-Yeah... -SCOTT: I taught this thing.

-She loves it. She's comfortable. -I paved the way

-for co-parenting. -Yeah, sh-she loves--

she loves it.

I think any effort Tristan puts in

with Khloe and True is a positive thing.

A lot of people could dwell about the past,

so anything that sheds good light on that family

I am with.

-All right... -Scott, what-what's up with the Phantom?

What's-what's up with the Phantom?

Honestly, the truck is better.

All right, well, you guys can talk on your own.

I'm gonna send you. It is insane.

We will talk later. Thank you.

-Talk to you later. -All right, T. I'm sending you this.

-Aw. -Aw, you're very welcome.

TRISTAN: It was a great time. All right.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

All right, talk to you later. Scott, send me...

-I'm gonna send it to you now. -Got to go. Bye.

(laughter)

It's nice that you guys are getting along.

-It really is. -Thank you.

We're taking you to Napa for your birthday!

KHLOE: Mom is so (bleep) drunk. It's crazy.

Oh-ho, oh-ho.

(laughing loudly)

I decided to start the process of freezing my eggs.

I do have a sperm donor.

-You do? -Can I see a picture?

Rodney Reed was convicted of murdering a young woman.

He's getting executed in 30 days.

The evidence is in question.

We have to do what we can now.

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