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- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

What does it mean?

Evelyn,
can I have some warm cocoa?

- Will the children come to us?
- No, this is for me.

Sorry for being late, the hotel
does not have a decent gym,

had to get freerun.
- Freerun?

- What is it like?
- Watch and learn, baby.

Any news on China?

My friend from the
NSA did a great job

and collected
lethal information.

My friend is the
best in his field.

This is from Wikipedia.

Is it in Britain too? Can
I have a protein shake?

- Yes. Do you need lamb or beef?
- That's all. Thank you, Evelyn.

By the way, with whom
to talk about the hotel?

Definitely not with me
and not now.

I need a hotel where
organic chicken

breasts are served
around the clock.

So, keep in mind, in Keyless,
everyone has to go through again

proficiency tests.
- True? True?

This is because I accidentally

deleted personal
files of employees

and the results
of all past certifications?

- What do you think? “Or
maybe just a coincidence?”

This is a great opportunity for
me to understand who is what.

Why would the most ordinary
NSA intermediary know who it is?

Who knows what I
have to mediate. It is so?

In addition, we spend
several times a day at the NSA

aptitude tests so
as not to lose shape.

Here we are at the same time
and check how your form is.

“But I am not participating.”

- Why all of a sudden?
- I'm from the NSA.

Moreover, you have to
pass the test, you now,

so to speak,
a member of the team.

We should probably
discuss this in private.

I do not want to drop my
morale with my high scores.

Nothing, everyone will
survive. I guess you know

what will the lie detector
test be?

Chris, purely theoretical.

And if someone
who is fine right now

not counting a couple
of small punctures

- it works in the
central control center,

but it will not show
the best test result?

“Then you will be fired.” -
And why immediately me?

Even positive
discrimination has its limits.

“I never understood her.” -
This is when you are not white,

but a big specialist
in his field.

It's not like that at all.

I understand what that
means, I just don’t get it,

why discrimination
is necessary at all:

at least positive,
at least negative.

Personally,
I think that the one

who works best
should get the job.

- Thank you, I agree.
- Why are you nodding?

Whether it is white, black
or do not understand what...

Hello!

You know,
I'm 2% Native American,

even though it’s not
visible. “I can always see.”

Once we were all
black, weren't we?

This is not racism, just
so mom likes to talk.

- Fine, is this my chicken?
- Yes.

I did not know what you like,

so I took french fries and a
couple of big breasts.

Did you make
inquiries about her?

About the chicken?

Yes.

This is just fried chicken.

- And not the fact that organic?
- Is not a fact.

Close the door.
And the blinds. Sit down.

I thought about
tomorrow's tests...

Yes, me too. I
hope if I get a bad score,

they’ll just lower me, and
not immediately dismiss me.

Where else to lower you?

After all, you
already get the least.

Why do you think so?

Let's help each other.

What if I will be testing?

- Will you help me pass?
- Well, I'll see

how bad your result will be

I don’t want to
pull you too clearly.

By itself.

Besides,
sometimes it’s useful,

for someone in the group
to screw up exponentially

to others as a warning.
- Understand. Do you want,

so I specifically fail
the test? I just spit.

Of course not. But
look: if the Titanic

successfully
crossed the Atlantic

and arrived in New York,

do you think would
have collected

more than two billion films
at the box office?

What, you want to
say that he deliberately sank?

Not. Just support me
and everything will be fine.

Hope it's true,

and then the Scar in “The
Lion King” said the same thing,

until everything went upwards.
Already agreed upstairs?

Yes. Something like that.
Who is Chris's boss?

- Rupert. “Then no.”
- I see.

I can arrange everything.

Rupert is on the plane right
now, but I can connect...

Give me a second to figure
out how to better ask...

- Yes Yes. Hello?
- Hello! - Heck!

Rupert, hello! This is
Jerry Bernstein of the NSA.

- Jerry!
- Hello.

Chris says you're already
comfortable.

- Yes, I'm here...
- How do you... Sorry.

- How do you...
- I'm here... I...

- I like...
- How are you...

- Speak.
- What?

I said I really like
everything. Highly.

What?

Looks like we're
having a delay here.”

Fix that bullshit!

- Yes, I'm on a plane.
- Yes, I see.

And now you are stuck.

A successful still image,
but it all hung...

- Listen, Jerry.
- Yes?

Tell me, do you get
along well with Chris?

And then her reputation
is not a fountain.

True? Because she sleeps
with everyone in a row?

No, because she
doesn’t let anyone down!

Yes. I even thought maybe
she had something with her head,

because usually I easily get in
touch with a variety of women.

Listen, Jerry, we are
going to land in Syria.

I see you. With champagne!
Do you mind if I do these myself

how are they
there, aptitude tests,

which are planned for tomorrow?

I did not hear anything, but
in general - not a question.

Excellent. Excellent. I said,

that since I’m going
to test for aptitude,

what have you just given
the go-ahead for

then I myself
can’t pass the test,

and about this
I’m wildest upset.

But I will definitely
tell Christine

about our conversation. Good?

- I think on Tuesday...
- Great.

Nice to relax in Syria.

- Yes, it seems to us...
- You famously broke him!

- And then! Is he an alcoholic?
- Yes, an alcoholic.

- Sorry?
- Heck!

Jerry?
It seems you are now frozen.

Chris, I don't know what to say.

Rupert and I just came up with

options to diversify
these tests,

- and suddenly, oops!
- and he appointed me in charge!

You don’t think that
I asked for it myself?

Only now he can’t
get through to check it.

And you, I suppose,
are not participating?

Not. Since I will
improve the testing,

I would not like to
somehow influence the result.

I think first you need to detect

how quickly
everyone will undress

and then get dressed again.

- To test your suitability?
- Yes.

And also, did you know the
game "Herring in Barrels"?

So, now we’ll quickly
run a lie detector test.

- And what is this bandura?
- Spare device.

I prefer old models.

- May I touch your head?
- But where exactly?

- Here and here.
- Yes, you can.

- What's the matter?

I can’t stick, too much hair.

- So take it off, is it a wig?
- Not.

- I can shave there.
- No, this is superfluous.

Just hold it with your hands.

- Not you!
- Sorry.

Sorry,
my fingers stink a little.

Thanks Quentin.
Okay, Mary,

let's start with a couple
of trial questions.

So, give your full name.

Mary Fanny Needham.

I decided
to a little Americanize

your standard proficiency tests.

Jump a little on this thing.

No, you need to get up on that
crossbar. Where did you jump?

- Like this?
- What are you doing?

Now I’ll name ten numbers
and ask you to repeat them,

only in reverse order.

3, 0, 34, 9, 81, 4, again 4

53, 9 and 528.

- Who are you talking to now?
- With you, damn it! Yes or no.

Can you commit treason
for drugs, money or sex?

Sex. 528, 9, 3, again 4, 4...

528, 9, 53, 4,

4, 81, 9, 34, 0, 3.

Now I’ll check if
everything is right.

That's right.

Four?
Three hundred and twelve...

- Get up! Repeat.
- Have you voted for Brexit?

I do not know. Who is it?

Aw! Lord,
why are you hitting me?

Checking your reaction.

What was the
name of your first pet?

Wolf.

- Your pet's name was Wolf?
- Yes.

And what... Was
that a wolf? Yes.

Cool.

How are my successes?

I have a feeling I'm doing
pretty well. Aw!

- You try to hit me too.
- Good.

- What the hell ?!
- Sorry!

Would you sleep
with a colleague?

God, how embarrassing.

Perhaps if he were
an American...

- Sorry.

You would have
slept with a colleague...

Yes, with Mary.

Yes to you!

Would you sleep
with a colleague?

I'm just cleaning up.

What are you doing on friday?

Would you sleep
with a colleague?

Of course not.

But the device says
the opposite.

My God. Is it really the
person to whom you feel...

I don’t feel anything
for anyone.

is in this room?

We are only wasting our time.

Wow.

Herring in a barrel.

Chris.

Of course, in the 50s rabbits
were poisoned by anthrax.

This one looks like my
dad! That will not be fun,

if one of your relatives
suddenly turns out to be...

- By the terrorist?
- Yes.

What will you do if
they expose you?

I’m not lost. I always wanted
to teach trumpet playing.

- What a delight.
- Do you play the trumpet?

No, you have to learn first,
but...

Jerry. Jerry! Are
our results ready?

I have not finished
all the calculations,

but, Tuva, with
such a high score

you will easily be
taken to the NSA.

Mary, you have
nothing to fear, either.

Do you still need
urine for analysis?

How else.

- Jerry, Mary and I need to...?
- Not.

I beg you, stop sitting here.
Go find out when Rupert returns.

Of course I'll ask Pa.

- Who do you ask?
- Pa. Isn't that her name?

His PA? This stands
for "personal assistant,"

how can you not know this?
This is your position! Go away

Yes, God, you are mine!

- It smells nice to you.
- Yeah.

Yes?

Hello, honey.
Don't call me that.

Listen, about our conversation,

I think, probably, your feelings
for me should be kept secret.

If there was something to keep
secret, believe me, it’s not so,

I would be the last
to share with you.

I understand why
you deny everything

but for your information,
you are not the first.

Not the first?

About 80% of NSA
employees dry up for me.

And these are only
those of whom we know.

I don't dry for you, Jerry.

This is not a world
war for you,

when the British threw
off their trousers

in front of every American
rascal with a Hershys chocolate.

Your biometric data
suggests otherwise.

I would not want everyone
to know about this.

We both understand that a
polygraph cannot be trusted.

I know only two cases when
this device was mistaken.

And both times
were in the movies.

Means, some kind of failure.

Why then are you so
nervous? Look at you!

- I do not feel any feelings...
- The polygraph does not lie.

There is only one
way to prove it?

Check on you.

Yes, I'm not afraid
of your polygraph.

Stop.

What are my results?
Can you pull me up

I will try, but your
results were on the verge.

God, which side?

Listen, I’ve cornered
myself a little.

I will give you signs
during testing...

- In terms of?
- It does not matter.

What do the signs mean?

Quiet! What did
Joseph forget here?

I would like an impartial
examiner to do the verification,

who lacks mental abilities

falsify the results.

It’s logical. Well,
have some fun?

- Ready?
- Nearly. Ho. Ho.

- You're healthy?
- Yes.

I have a tick from time to
time, do not pay attention.

Chris, will I ask
a couple of trial

questions to check the device?

- Come on.
- Ready? Yes.

Answer yes or no: What
is your favorite movie?

"The greatest showman."

Have you taken
illegal substances?

Not. Once in the NSA I had
to smell the work surface,

but it turned out
that the entire

working surface was
covered with crack.

- Yes, the device is working.
- Well. Let's start

Wait a minute, now...

- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.

- Two months ago...
- Stop, stop, stop. Listen,

it would be fair if Joseph
asked all the questions.

Good. How many legs do you have?

No, you don’t have to come
up with questions. Just read it.

- Two. Two legs.

Yes. What's this word?

- Extinct.
- I see.

Two months ago,
the DSP intercepted...

- Extinct. Extinct.
- Sorry.

File from the Oval Office,

which talked about hiding

criminals in the
ranks of the NSA.

Did you know this: yes or no?

Not.

- It's a lie.
- What the hell?

That is, go on. This does not
count. Ask another question.

- What is a tampon?
- Not mine! Her question.

Sorry. Despite requesting access
to your personal NSA dossier,

it remains classified.

- Why?
- Glory to bo... I don’t know.

However, according to the
NSA authorities,

your transfer to a DSP is like
trying to save your reputation.

Why would you suddenly?

- Let's take a break?
- Yes. Not.

I think I'm sneezing now.

I do not want this to
affect the result.

Okay, I will wait.

Don't rush me.

What do you need, Evelyn?
Why are you at the supermarket?

- Hook on the thumb.
- Why is this?

Take and cling to
your fucking finger.

Not! I do not want...

Hey! Want to take a test?

And I did not pass?
- Are you kidding me?

- Lord.
- Catch on the finger.

- This is ridiculous.
- I agree.

Let's finish. Answer
yes or no. Is it true

that you discredited
yourself in the NSA

and were forced to come here?

- Not. I apologize! - Not.

Do you always have two pulses?

Yes.
I have a Siamese twin inside.

What the hell!
Joseph, leave the room.

- It's not fair.
- Joseph. Get out of here!

- And what to do?
- Keep it.

Do not give me
back. Just not me.

And what to do?

- What is it?! - Here you go.
- Go out the door.

- Go out the door! Sir!
- Forgive me!

Wow!

Let's try again.

- Ready?
- Yeah.

Answer yes or no. Is it true...

Is it true that you
are... Is it true

that you discredited
yourself in the NSA

and were
forced to come here?

Not. Your mother!

Okay. So, for both of us,
this situation is not the best.

On the other hand, this
equipment is very moody,

- is not it?

Maybe you should ask
Rupert to do the test again,

when we calm down.

In my opinion,
this is... a great idea.

Only between us. I was right,

right? Are you
really partial to me?

We will never know.

I swear I didn’t
eavesdrop,

but is it true that all
tests are canceled?

Yes, it seems. You
blew through. This time.

Hallelujah. This time.

- She's in love with me! True?
- Sadness!

Uma, hello!

Hello, I came to pick up
the trash from the basket.

- No, no, I myself.
- Never mind.

Come on, me.

Sorry! Sorry.