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- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

What does it mean?

Evelyn, can I have some warm cocoa?

- Will the children come to us? - No, this is for me.

Sorry for being late, the hotel does not have a decent gym,

had to get freerun. - Freerun?

- What is it like? - Watch and learn, baby.

Any news on China?

My friend from the NSA did a great job

and collected lethal information.

My friend is the best in his field.

This is from Wikipedia.

Is it in Britain too? Can I have a protein shake?

- Yes. Do you need lamb or beef? - That's all. Thank you, Evelyn.

By the way, with whom to talk about the hotel?

Definitely not with me and not now.

I need a hotel where organic chicken

breasts are served around the clock.

So, keep in mind, in Keyless, everyone has to go through again

proficiency tests. - True? True?

This is because I accidentally

deleted personal files of employees

and the results of all past certifications?

- What do you think? “Or maybe just a coincidence?”

This is a great opportunity for me to understand who is what.

Why would the most ordinary NSA intermediary know who it is?

Who knows what I have to mediate. It is so?

In addition, we spend several times a day at the NSA

aptitude tests so as not to lose shape.

Here we are at the same time and check how your form is.

“But I am not participating.”

- Why all of a sudden? - I'm from the NSA.

Moreover, you have to pass the test, you now,

so to speak, a member of the team.

We should probably discuss this in private.

I do not want to drop my morale with my high scores.

Nothing, everyone will survive. I guess you know

what will the lie detector test be?

Chris, purely theoretical.

And if someone who is fine right now

not counting a couple of small punctures

- it works in the central control center,

but it will not show the best test result?

“Then you will be fired.” - And why immediately me?

Even positive discrimination has its limits.

“I never understood her.” - This is when you are not white,

but a big specialist in his field.

It's not like that at all.

I understand what that means, I just don’t get it,

why discrimination is necessary at all:

at least positive, at least negative.

Personally, I think that the one

who works best should get the job.

- Thank you, I agree. - Why are you nodding?

Whether it is white, black or do not understand what...

Hello!

You know, I'm 2% Native American,

even though it’s not visible. “I can always see.”

Once we were all black, weren't we?

This is not racism, just so mom likes to talk.

- Fine, is this my chicken? - Yes.

I did not know what you like,

so I took french fries and a couple of big breasts.

Did you make inquiries about her?

About the chicken?

Yes.

This is just fried chicken.

- And not the fact that organic? - Is not a fact.

Close the door. And the blinds. Sit down.

I thought about tomorrow's tests...

Yes, me too. I hope if I get a bad score,

they’ll just lower me, and not immediately dismiss me.

Where else to lower you?

After all, you already get the least.

Why do you think so?

Let's help each other.

What if I will be testing?

- Will you help me pass? - Well, I'll see

how bad your result will be

I don’t want to pull you too clearly.

By itself.

Besides, sometimes it’s useful,

for someone in the group to screw up exponentially

to others as a warning. - Understand. Do you want,

so I specifically fail the test? I just spit.

Of course not. But look: if the Titanic

successfully crossed the Atlantic

and arrived in New York,

do you think would have collected

more than two billion films at the box office?

What, you want to say that he deliberately sank?

Not. Just support me and everything will be fine.

Hope it's true,

and then the Scar in “The Lion King” said the same thing,

until everything went upwards. Already agreed upstairs?

Yes. Something like that. Who is Chris's boss?

- Rupert. “Then no.” - I see.

I can arrange everything.

Rupert is on the plane right now, but I can connect...

Give me a second to figure out how to better ask...

- Yes Yes. Hello? - Hello! - Heck!

Rupert, hello! This is Jerry Bernstein of the NSA.

- Jerry! - Hello.

Chris says you're already comfortable.

- Yes, I'm here... - How do you... Sorry.

- How do you... - I'm here... I...

- I like... - How are you...

- Speak. - What?

I said I really like everything. Highly.

What?

Looks like we're having a delay here.”

Fix that bullshit!

- Yes, I'm on a plane. - Yes, I see.

And now you are stuck.

A successful still image, but it all hung...

- Listen, Jerry. - Yes?

Tell me, do you get along well with Chris?

And then her reputation is not a fountain.

True? Because she sleeps with everyone in a row?

No, because she doesn’t let anyone down!

Yes. I even thought maybe she had something with her head,

because usually I easily get in touch with a variety of women.

Listen, Jerry, we are going to land in Syria.

I see you. With champagne! Do you mind if I do these myself

how are they there, aptitude tests,

which are planned for tomorrow?

I did not hear anything, but in general - not a question.

Excellent. Excellent. I said,

that since I’m going to test for aptitude,

what have you just given the go-ahead for

then I myself can’t pass the test,

and about this I’m wildest upset.

But I will definitely tell Christine

about our conversation. Good?

- I think on Tuesday... - Great.

Nice to relax in Syria.

- Yes, it seems to us... - You famously broke him!

- And then! Is he an alcoholic? - Yes, an alcoholic.

- Sorry? - Heck!

Jerry? It seems you are now frozen.

Chris, I don't know what to say.

Rupert and I just came up with

options to diversify these tests,

- and suddenly, oops! - and he appointed me in charge!

You don’t think that I asked for it myself?

Only now he can’t get through to check it.

And you, I suppose, are not participating?

Not. Since I will improve the testing,

I would not like to somehow influence the result.

I think first you need to detect

how quickly everyone will undress

and then get dressed again.

- To test your suitability? - Yes.

And also, did you know the game "Herring in Barrels"?

So, now we’ll quickly run a lie detector test.

- And what is this bandura? - Spare device.

I prefer old models.

- May I touch your head? - But where exactly?

- Here and here. - Yes, you can.

- What's the matter?

I can’t stick, too much hair.

- So take it off, is it a wig? - Not.

- I can shave there. - No, this is superfluous.

Just hold it with your hands.

- Not you! - Sorry.

Sorry, my fingers stink a little.

Thanks Quentin. Okay, Mary,

let's start with a couple of trial questions.

So, give your full name.

Mary Fanny Needham.

I decided to a little Americanize

your standard proficiency tests.

Jump a little on this thing.

No, you need to get up on that crossbar. Where did you jump?

- Like this? - What are you doing?

Now I’ll name ten numbers and ask you to repeat them,

only in reverse order.

3, 0, 34, 9, 81, 4, again 4

53, 9 and 528.

- Who are you talking to now? - With you, damn it! Yes or no.

Can you commit treason for drugs, money or sex?

Sex. 528, 9, 3, again 4, 4...

528, 9, 53, 4,

4, 81, 9, 34, 0, 3.

Now I’ll check if everything is right.

That's right.

Four? Three hundred and twelve...

- Get up! Repeat. - Have you voted for Brexit?

I do not know. Who is it?

Aw! Lord, why are you hitting me?

Checking your reaction.

What was the name of your first pet?

Wolf.

- Your pet's name was Wolf? - Yes.

And what... Was that a wolf? Yes.

Cool.

How are my successes?

I have a feeling I'm doing pretty well. Aw!

- You try to hit me too. - Good.

- What the hell ?! - Sorry!

Would you sleep with a colleague?

God, how embarrassing.

Perhaps if he were an American...

- Sorry.

You would have slept with a colleague...

Yes, with Mary.

Yes to you!

Would you sleep with a colleague?

I'm just cleaning up.

What are you doing on friday?

Would you sleep with a colleague?

Of course not.

But the device says the opposite.

My God. Is it really the person to whom you feel...

I don’t feel anything for anyone.

is in this room?

We are only wasting our time.

Wow.

Herring in a barrel.

Chris.

Of course, in the 50s rabbits were poisoned by anthrax.

This one looks like my dad! That will not be fun,

if one of your relatives suddenly turns out to be...

- By the terrorist? - Yes.

What will you do if they expose you?

I’m not lost. I always wanted to teach trumpet playing.

- What a delight. - Do you play the trumpet?

No, you have to learn first, but...

Jerry. Jerry! Are our results ready?

I have not finished all the calculations,

but, Tuva, with such a high score

you will easily be taken to the NSA.

Mary, you have nothing to fear, either.

Do you still need urine for analysis?

How else.

- Jerry, Mary and I need to...? - Not.

I beg you, stop sitting here. Go find out when Rupert returns.

Of course I'll ask Pa.

- Who do you ask? - Pa. Isn't that her name?

His PA? This stands for "personal assistant,"

how can you not know this? This is your position! Go away

Yes, God, you are mine!

- It smells nice to you. - Yeah.

Yes?

Hello, honey. Don't call me that.

Listen, about our conversation,

I think, probably, your feelings for me should be kept secret.

If there was something to keep secret, believe me, it’s not so,

I would be the last to share with you.

I understand why you deny everything

but for your information, you are not the first.

Not the first?

About 80% of NSA employees dry up for me.

And these are only those of whom we know.

I don't dry for you, Jerry.

This is not a world war for you,

when the British threw off their trousers

in front of every American rascal with a Hershys chocolate.

Your biometric data suggests otherwise.

I would not want everyone to know about this.

We both understand that a polygraph cannot be trusted.

I know only two cases when this device was mistaken.

And both times were in the movies.

Means, some kind of failure.

Why then are you so nervous? Look at you!

- I do not feel any feelings... - The polygraph does not lie.

There is only one way to prove it?

Check on you.

Yes, I'm not afraid of your polygraph.

Stop.

What are my results? Can you pull me up

I will try, but your results were on the verge.

God, which side?

Listen, I’ve cornered myself a little.

I will give you signs during testing...

- In terms of? - It does not matter.

What do the signs mean?

Quiet! What did Joseph forget here?

I would like an impartial examiner to do the verification,

who lacks mental abilities

falsify the results.

It’s logical. Well, have some fun?

- Ready? - Nearly. Ho. Ho.

- You're healthy? - Yes.

I have a tick from time to time, do not pay attention.

Chris, will I ask a couple of trial

questions to check the device?

- Come on. - Ready? Yes.

Answer yes or no: What is your favorite movie?

"The greatest showman."

Have you taken illegal substances?

Not. Once in the NSA I had to smell the work surface,

but it turned out that the entire

working surface was covered with crack.

- Yes, the device is working. - Well. Let's start

Wait a minute, now...

- Yes. Yes. - Yes.

- Two months ago... - Stop, stop, stop. Listen,

it would be fair if Joseph asked all the questions.

Good. How many legs do you have?

No, you don’t have to come up with questions. Just read it.

- Two. Two legs.

Yes. What's this word?

- Extinct. - I see.

Two months ago, the DSP intercepted...

- Extinct. Extinct. - Sorry.

File from the Oval Office,

which talked about hiding

criminals in the ranks of the NSA.

Did you know this: yes or no?

Not.

- It's a lie. - What the hell?

That is, go on. This does not count. Ask another question.

- What is a tampon? - Not mine! Her question.

Sorry. Despite requesting access to your personal NSA dossier,

it remains classified.

- Why? - Glory to bo... I don’t know.

However, according to the NSA authorities,

your transfer to a DSP is like trying to save your reputation.

Why would you suddenly?

- Let's take a break? - Yes. Not.

I think I'm sneezing now.

I do not want this to affect the result.

Okay, I will wait.

Don't rush me.

What do you need, Evelyn? Why are you at the supermarket?

- Hook on the thumb. - Why is this?

Take and cling to your fucking finger.

Not! I do not want...

Hey! Want to take a test?

And I did not pass? - Are you kidding me?

- Lord. - Catch on the finger.

- This is ridiculous. - I agree.

Let's finish. Answer yes or no. Is it true

that you discredited yourself in the NSA

and were forced to come here?

- Not. I apologize! - Not.

Do you always have two pulses?

Yes. I have a Siamese twin inside.

What the hell! Joseph, leave the room.

- It's not fair. - Joseph. Get out of here!

- And what to do? - Keep it.

Do not give me back. Just not me.

And what to do?

- What is it?! - Here you go. - Go out the door.

- Go out the door! Sir! - Forgive me!

Wow!

Let's try again.

- Ready? - Yeah.

Answer yes or no. Is it true...

Is it true that you are... Is it true

that you discredited yourself in the NSA

and were forced to come here?

Not. Your mother!

Okay. So, for both of us, this situation is not the best.

On the other hand, this equipment is very moody,

- is not it?

Maybe you should ask Rupert to do the test again,

when we calm down.

In my opinion, this is... a great idea.

Only between us. I was right,

right? Are you really partial to me?

We will never know.

I swear I didn’t eavesdrop,

but is it true that all tests are canceled?

Yes, it seems. You blew through. This time.

Hallelujah. This time.

- She's in love with me! True? - Sadness!

Uma, hello!

Hello, I came to pick up the trash from the basket.

- No, no, I myself. - Never mind.

Come on, me.

Sorry! Sorry.