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No!
No!
Help me!
Help!
No, no, no, no!
No, no!
No!
What do you think you're doing?
No!
Help me!
Please, please!
Oh!
It's after checkout time!
I want my money!
Mistress, the innkeeper!
He wants to be paid.
Honey, when I spend the night in a man's room,
he better pay me.
I want my money!
Zou Zou, just go back to sleep, would ya?
What's he gonna do, kill us?
Here's Johan!
Give me the money!
Now!
I want my money!
Give me the money!
Oops.
Now I got you!
Come back here!
Pay me the money!
Hey!
Oh!
Hurry, Mistress!
Get up!
Go on, go on!
I'm coming down for you, eh?
I want my money!
Ooh!
You getting tired, Zou Zou?
No, Mistress.
Well, I am.
Pull over.
Zou Zou, I thought I told you to pay that inn creep.
With what, Mistress, my good looks?
Well, you got a point there, girlfriend.
But, I mean, couldn't you have done something
to pay for our room?
You know, wash dishes, dug ditches?
Oui, Mistress, you are right.
I mean, Zou Zou, you should be grateful to do any labor,
no matter how menial, because I can't.
I am a professional entertainer,
and I have to save every ounce of my strength
for my audience.
Any more of that blood sausage left?
Hmm.
This sausage is good.
Too bad you're on a diet. I am?
But wait... Oh, oh!
Ooh!
Uh, did you call a cab?
Uh, hold on there, baldy.
Hold it just a minute.
I... I... I...
You forgot my makeup case.
Oh.
Hello.
May I offer you ladies a ride?
Well... Oui, oui, we'd love a ride.
It depends.
Where ya headed, sailor?
I'm traveling north to visit a client.
Perhaps I could offer you and your servant
a nice lodging.
That is, of course, unless you've made other arrangements.
Well... Oh, sir, arrangements?
No, no, we do not have... Oof!
Well, then, shall we go?
Please.
My name is Dr. Bradley... Dr. Bradley Bradley.
Oh.
Your mother must have thought you looked so nice,
she named you twice.
Elvira's the name, showbiz the game.
Oh.
I'm just in the process of fulfilling my lifelong dream
of opening in a world-renowned Parisian revue.
I know.
You do? But of course.
Your reputation precedes you.
Oh, damn, I hate when that happens.
I don't owe you any money, do I?
Good Lord, no.
I found your play bill in the village.
Oh... Yes, of course.
And I must say, it's quite a titillating image.
Yes, it is quite a good likeness, isn't it?
Quite.
Oh!
So, what kind of medicine man are you, man?
I am a psychiatrist.
Oh, great!
'Cause my feet are killing me.
Charming.
I say...
Perhaps we could arrange for a private performance.
Oh!
Lucky for you, I come equipped with my own airbags.
I beg your pardon?
I'm so looking forward to the next bump.
Uh... Thanks for the... lift, Doc,
but I really gotta get going, you know.
Nobody told me this was gonna be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, my God!
Help!
Oh, oh!
Ooh, ah!
Oh, ow, ooh, ah!
I say, coachman, are you making out all right up there?
Coachman!
Welcome to Castle Hellsubus.
Cheery.
Lady Hellsubus...
Allow me to present Elvira.
Charmed.
I think.
Please, forgive me, Madam.
It's just that you... You...
You... Me, me, what?
You look pretty.
Please, come in.
Oof!
The lady and her servant will be spending the night.
Very well.
I'll have the maid prepare the rooms.
I trust that your stay here will be...
comfortable, madam.
Your cloak, ma'am.
Your gloves, ma'am.
Your shoes, ma'am.
Hold it right there.
I mean, I usually get paid for this sort of thing.
You know, when I take a... If you please, ma'am.
I am afraid it is imperative.
You see, my husband,
he suffers from an acute affliction of the hearing.
Sounds that seem commonplace to you or to I
cut into his head like knives!
Are you sure it's not just some kind of kinky foot thing?
The shoes, if you please.
Ooh!
Zou Zou? Oh!
Would you help me?
Oh!
Lady Hellsubus, would you mind informing Lord Hellsubus
that he has a guest?
Something tells me he's already figured that out.
Ooh, a piano bar!
Stop!
No more, please!
Oh, jeez, everybody's a critic.
Elvira, allow me to present Lord Vladimere Hellsubus.
Enchant�.
Ow!
Hey, we haven't even met yet!
Oh, sorry.
Hey, nice jacket.
Who shot the stove?
Elvira is soon to be one of Gay Paree's
foremost entertainers.
Lots of straight guys like me, too.
Thank you, thank you, but seriously, folks... No!
This cannot be.
No!
Nice meeting you, too.
Who's the old dude in the dress?
Perhaps he has seen your act.
Oui.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Don't be frightened, Elvira.
It's only the castle settling down for the evening.
Come.
It's time for bed.
The village people say this castle is evil.
Ehh, who listens to the Village People anymore?
This castle and its occupants are cursed.
It's the Hellsubus family blood.
It causes them to do strange and unnatural things.
Sounds like fun.
Lucian Hellsubus.
Vladimere's great-great-grandfather.
Sadist, murderer.
Thousands of innocent souls died by his torturous hands
in the dungeon of this very castle.
Ew, nice hobby.
Captain Teodore Hellsubus.
Vladimere's grandfather.
Smuggler, slave trader, pathological liar,
bad dancer, cross-dresser.
That's really weird.
Cross-dressers are usually great dancers.
Careful.
The tremors seem to have caused a bit of damage.
Yeah, duh.
Anybody ever heard of Spackle?
And last but not least, the Lady Donya Hellsubus,
Vladimere's mother.
Slut, harlot, seductress.
Just one man couldn't satisfy her.
I hear you, Grandma.
Right.
I'll show you to your room, then.
This was her room.
Her?
Her who?
Elura, Vladimere's first wife.
Nobody has set foot in it since her passing.
Whew, pee-eww.
Pass of what is the question.
Could you light a match or something?
Elura died exactly ten years ago tomorrow.
Dr. Bradley, I thought I heard a voice and I...
Oh, what's her problem?
Don't mind her.
She does this sort of thing quite frequently.
She's not well, as you can see.
Who is she?
This pitiful creature is Roxana Hellsubus,
Lord Hellsubus' niece.
She too is afflicted with the Hellsubus family curse,
which has ruined many a life, including that of Elura.
Beautiful, unfortunate Elura.
I must say, the resemblance between the two of you
is remarkable.
No wonder Vladimere was so shocked
at the very sight of you.
Oh, my God!
Not only that, but we're both wearing
the exact same nail polish.
Really?
How remarkable.
Well, it's getting kind of late,
and I'm off to Paris in the morning.
Must you leave so soon?
Dr. Bradley, opening my show in Paris
means more to me than anything in the world,
even playing "Hide the Hot Dog" with you.
Well, then.
What about a quick nightcap?
No.
Brandy? Mm-mm.
Champagne? Mm-mm.
Sanka?
Lemonade with a twist?
Ooh!
Mistress, it's time for la douche.
Yes, quite right.
Well, I'll send my carriage around in the morning.
Good night.
Oh, Dr. Bradley?
Yes?
Didn't you forget something?
Ah, yes.
Quite right.
Good night.
Oh, and Doc?
I'll take a rain check on the physical.
Oh hi, Ema.
Thanks for spying on us.
Oh, this is so relaxing.
Oh, Zou Zou, turn on the bubbles, would you?
More hot water, Zou Zou.
But, Mistress, I will have Togo all the way down
to the kitchen!
Yeah?
And I have to sit here Ina bathtub full of tepid water
until you get back.
Now scoot, scoot.
Oui.
Sacrebleu.
Arr, ye dogs.
We have come for your booty.
Oh, no, please, please, Mr. Big Bad Pirate,
please don't pillage my booty!
Zou Zou?
Zou Zou, is that you?
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
You wanna blow the rating on this picture?
Hmm.
Finders keepers.
Where have I seen this thing before?
Oh.
Come on, you're dripping with jewels.
You're not gonna miss one little old ring, are you?
Zou Zou, you scared the ca ca-doodie out of me!
Shh!
Haven't you ever heard of knocking?
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to startle you.
I'm Lady Roxana.
Oh, and I'm Elvira.
Hey, what do you know?
The lady and the tramp!
I think this is a piece of your lung.
Ew.
Thank you.
I... I just came to apologize for my ghastly behavior
earlier this evening.
I was just so shocked by your appearance.
Yeah, well, most people are,
but they usually don't have quite such a strong reaction.
For a moment, I thought that you
were my Aunt Elura, risen from the grave!
Yeah, I seem to be getting that a lot lately.
So, Roxana,
is it true that you also have the curse?
Yes, I'm afraid I do.
Really?
And you still manage to look so fresh all over.
Uncle Vladimere says there is no...
escape!
From the family curse.
Hey, cheer up.
I mean, maybe it's like hair loss
and it'll skip a generation.
No!
Uncle Vladimere says
I am destined to remain within these
dark castle walls
for the rest of my short...
happy...
life.
"Uncle Vladimere says, Uncle Vladimere says."
You know, girl, I don't wanna go sticking my nose in
where it don't belong,
but if I were you, I would just pack my little bags,
forget about what Uncle Vladimere says,
and get the hell on out of Castle Hellsubus.
Oh, if only I could.
Well, what's stopping you... your legs painted on?
Where will I go, what would I do?
We leave for Paris in the morning,
you could come with us, no?
Uh, no, actually, where we're going
is kind of an adults-only thing and...
No.
Of course, I... I... I understand.
All right, all right, you can go with us.
Just be sure to have your stuff ready tonight,
'cause we're leaving first thing in the morning.
Oh, thank you, Elvira, you're wonderful!
Good night.
What do you want?
I just came to see if you needed anything
before you retire.
A cup of warm milk, perhaps?
You know, actually, a cup of warm milk sounds kinda good.
Thanks.
Very well.
I'll have the maid milk the goat.
Um... You know, on second thought,
just send up a bottle of scotch and a straw.
Oh, what... Mistress, it's me!
Zou Zou, what the hell are you doing?
Listen!
I'm scared!
Zou Zou, that's just the grinding and clanking noise
that, you know, instruments of torture make.
All right, all right, I'll throw on something skimpy
and head down to the dungeon.
Let's see.
Now where's the secret door?
They always have one of those.
Oh!
Oh, hello.
Is somebody in there?
Hello?
Roxana, is that you?
Oh, I just saw the light on in here
and I was wondering what you were doing down here.
You know, I wanted to talk to you about...
Uh, careful, that thing might go off in your hand.
Oh, you startled me.
If you're looking for something to steal,
there's really not much here.
I already checked.
Oh, sorry.
Lord Hellsubus' pistol needed cleaning.
Allow me to introduce myself, madam.
How does he do that?
Weird.
I am Adrian, the stable master.
I often come here secretly.
Books are my greatest pleasure and as you can see,
the master has a magnificent collection.
Of what?
Books.
Oh, books.
Yeah, I hadn't noticed.
I'm constantly trying to better myself.
It's working.
And who, may I ask, are you?
Oh, me?
I'm just Elvira.
You know, house guest, bon vivant,
entertainer extraordinaire.
I'm just here for the night.
But then, a lot can happen in a night.
Woo, Lord have mercy.
It is warm in here, isn't it?
Your gown! Ow, ow, ow!
Are you all right?
Is the fire out?
Honey, the fire's just getting started.
I mean, it must have been a cinder
that landed on my nightgown.
No, it was no accident.
This house is not a healthy place for you to be.
Ew, not healthy?
I have been scratching myself a lot lately.
And I'm sure Lord Hellsubus
has not been the most gracious of hosts.
Duh, that's the understatement of the 19th century.
Since the death of his first wife,
he has not been feeling himself.
Too bad.
It might relieve a lot of that tension.
I'm afraid the poor man is grief-stricken
ever since the Lady Elura committed suicide.
Committed suicide?
Why would anybody living here at Sunnybrook Farm
want to kill themselves?
The master blames himself for her death.
Me, I blame the Hellsubus curse.
Oh, you poor darling!
But I had nothing to do with it.
I don't care.
I mustn't be found here!
Get behind the curtain, quick!
Yeah, good idea.
I thought I heard voices.
Oh, yeah, you and everybody else in this bug house.
A spider.
Hello?
Can anybody help me with my bags?
Zou Zou?
Zou Zou!
I'm coming!
Zou Zou, what do I pay you for?
But, Mistress, you have not paid me in months.
Oh, right.
Oh!
I'm ready to go, Elvira.
Elvira?
Mistress, do you need some help?
No.
No, I don't need any help.
Do I look like I need help?
Get rid of that damn cake.
Merci.
Where's that coach that quack promised us?
I tried to tell you, Mistress, Dr. Bradley has the emergency!
Emergency?
What about my emergency?
He said something about people in the village
dying of the plague.
Plague-shmague.
I have a show to do in Paris.
Oh, some people are so selfish.
Huh?
Oh, Adrian.
Uh, I've got an idea.
You two wait right here.
Mistress, where are you going?
If I'm not back in an hour... wait another hour.
Oh.
Ooh!
Adrian!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, it's you.
Oh, you scared the hell out of me.
Would that it was otherwise, my dear.
They've struck again.
What, gophers?
No, grave robbers,
in a never-ending search for the Hellsubus family jewels.
Oh, for the love of God, why can't they leave us alone?
Hasn't my family suffered enough?
What manner of fiend is it that would...
That would desecrate a human grave
in their hunger for mere riches?
Why?
Snap out of it!
God, what are you going for, an Oscar?
My eyes, my eyes!
Would you mind, my dear, they're over there.
God.
Here's your precious horse blinders, you big baby.
You don't understand.
My... my eyes are tortured by all but the faintest of light.
Oh, so you've got a hangover too, huh?
No, I suffer from acute ocular sensitivity, my dear.
Too bad.
Listen, you know, your friend Dr. Bradley
stood me up this morning,
so I was wondering if Adrian the stable boy could give me a ride.
Oh, frailty, thy name is woman.
Look, I just thought you were Adrian,
that's why I was following you.
I know.
You do?
Don't tell me you're psychic, too.
No, I heard your footsteps.
Each and everyone of them echo.
Echo? Echo.
Echo.
My hearing's hyper-sensitive, too.
I hear everything, each cry in the night,
the deafening whisper of woodworm devouring the coffins,
the scratching of rats' claws upon the stone, I...
I hear it all.
What's that? What?
There it is again!
Really, what does it sound like?
Kinda like, "ah-woo"!
Ah!
Oh, an animal, perhaps.
Wolves attracted by the scent of rotting flesh.
Wolves?
Maybe we should head back to the...
My beloved wife's grave.
She passed away ten years ago this... this very day.
Oh, Elura.
So beautiful, so young, so full of life.
But as I carried her over the threshold of Castle Hellsubus
on our wedding day, a strange darkness befell her.
Soon after, she took to her bed.
She would neither eat nor sleep.
I tried everything to cheer her up.
Each night, Elura took to wandering the halls
of Castle Hellsubus,
listening to the accursed voices of the demented souls
emanating from within its blood-soaked walls.
I prayed that I might rescue her from this infernal nightmare,
but aided by the corrupting powers of diabolical cunning,
she eluded me.
And then one night,
those demonic deceivers of suicidal destruction
imposed their poisonous and cankerous will upon this
sweet, unblemished child of innocence and grace
and ordered her to climb to the top of the tower.
And then... to jump.
We were married for just one year.
Well, you know what they say.
I mean, 50 % of all marriages end in divorce,
so it wouldn't have worked out anyway, probably.
Are you okay?
It's you!
You!
Me, me, me, what? Elura!
Elura!
No, Elvira, Elvira, Elvira.
I'll send you back to hell!
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh, oh...
Oh, that smarts, what happened?
Uh, you don't remember?
No, I must have undergone some kind of blackout.
Yeah, yeah... Uh, you tripped.
You know, I'm a little sheepish when it comes to wolves.
What do you say we head on back to the castle, okay?
Oh, yes, good idea.
Oh!
Oh, thank you, my dear.
I think I might just go upstairs
and rest for awhile.
Okay, you do that.
And while you're at it, you might want to grab an icepack.
Yes.
Ah-ah-ah!
Hold it right there.
Mutton stew.
Mm, mm.
Whoa, dude.
Somebody went a little heavy on the Tabasco.
This is my husband's chamber pot, madam.
Disturbing, yes,
but perfectly harmless, I assure you.
Oh, yeah, no problem o.
I'm from California.
So, as I was saying, I was in the village,
cleaning out the pustular, runny sores
of this poor old woman and I said to her,
"Madam, I believe you have the plague."
And she said, "Oh, no, sir, I don't have the plague."
And just at that moment, her ear dropped off.
Roll?
I can assure you, Ema, it was rousing good fun.
Bradley, you always have the most amusing stories.
Mmm, gee.
This looks... delicious.
It's gruel.
Yeah, damn straight it's cruel.
I mean, I was really hungry.
No, madam, it's hot gruel.
That's... It's fine.
I'm afraid those of the Hellsubus clan
can consume only the most pallid mash,
wear only the softest of clothing,
tolerate only the faintest of light.
You see...
My husband and Roxana suffer from certain
peculiarities oft em perament.
Yeah, where I come from, they call it hypochondria.
Pardon?
I said...
Maybe it's just all in their mind.
Precisely.
And when something is in someone's mind,
it is more real, more powerful than any mere...
physical malady.
Yeah, right.
Like there's something going on in my mind.
Well now, shall we see?
What do you know about hypnosis?
It's a bunch of hooey.
I once did a show with Ivan the Incredible,
he tried to hypnotize me and make me bark like a dog.
And did it work?
Well, by the time he was done,
he was the one who was sitting up and begging.
Girlfriend.
I assure you, Elvira,
the powers of hypnotism are very real.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Look deeply into my eyes.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Wish I had a peso for every time I heard that old line.
Give your will over to mine.
Woo.
Your hands are melting into mine.
Soon, very soon, they will become one with mine.
Yeah, just watch the nails, will you?
Close your eyes.
You will try, you will try, but you will not be able.
You will try very soon, you will try now,
but you will not, you cannot move them!
Will you please hold it down?
I'm just trying to sleep here.
Is she hypnotized?
No, I am not hypno...
Elvira.
You're a little girl, very happy,
so young, so happy,
so very, very happy.
It's all brightness and butterflies.
They're a wonder to behold.
See them.
See them?
I just love butterflies ever so much.
Why look, there's one on a flower.
Reach out, Elvira, you can almost touch it.
Reach out...
Oh, it's a bee, it stung you! Ow, ow!
Ow!
No, no, no tears, Elvira.
There's no reason to weep.
Don't weep for me.
Weep for Vladimere.
I have come to wreak my vengeance.
Oh!
Wow, who turned out the lights?
See, I told you that hypnotism thing was a bunch of hooey.
Ow.
I'm... I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit "unstab-Le."
Speaking of "unstab-Le"... stable,
where's Lord Loco anyway?
So plague or no plague,
your coach is picking me up tomorrow, right?
Oh, absolutely.
I assure you, Elvira,
you won't be spending another night in Castle Hellsubus.
Happy anniversary, Elura.
Poor guy's had a tough day.
Yes, poor Vladimere.
I don't believe I've ever seen him looking so morose.
I mean, who wouldn't be with this dirge playing?
Move over, honey.
Let's see if we can't turn that frown upside down.
* Many years ago when I was so small *
* I slipped into a music hall
* How was Ito know curiosity *
* Would cost me my... virginity? *
* In a single night I learned all the facts *
* About the birds and bees and tit for tat *
* I remember seven Turkish acrobats *
* Who taught mean unnatural act *
Come on!
* I was asked to play with the entire band *
* I had them all right in my hand *
* The pianist confessed to me
* There was a horse in his family tree *
* A contortionist needed to get his kicks *
* Forcing little me to do the Chinese split *
* Girlfriend the trained dogs were quite a treat *
* They thought mo i was a bitch in heat *
Grr!
Hit it!
* I was gagged and bound by a psycho clown *
* I'm not even married but I've been tied down *
* By the way the jugglers were living dolls *
* And they taught me how to juggle all their balls *
* I learned how to expose my derriere *
* Show my legs and bam
* Get them in the air
* Yes I often stop thinking to recall *
* Life is like a music hall.
Yeah!
Vladimere...
Vladimere... Who... Who is it?
Who's there?
Vladimere!
Vladimere...
Oh!
Vladimere, what is it?
I saw her... it was her.
Who, man?
Whom did you see?
I... I saw... I saw... No one.
Nothing, I...
I must have been dreaming.
All of you!
Oh... oh.
What... What?
What... what happened?
Uh, you... tripped again.
You gotta lay off of that absinthe.
Thank you.
That ring!
Where did you get that ring?
Uh, this old thing?
I just... found it in my room.
It was Elura's!
Her wedding ring... you took it!
Sheesh, calm down, will you?
Here, you can have it.
Too tacky for me, anyway.
No, no... No, get it away, get it away!
Will you make up your mind?
Elura was wearing that ring...
when I buried her.
Ew.
Don't even think about it.
Then it's true!
It is true!
She's alive!
Vladimere, you know very well that's not possible.
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Oh, here, let me help you with that.
Mmm... Here, here.
All spic and span.
I'll get the rest later.
Almost got it.
Oh, my God!
It's true!
She is alive!
Girl, you are starting to get on my last nerve.
Good Lord.
No heartbeat.
Mirror?
No breath, either!
I'm afraid she's quite... dead.
Well, at least we'll get some use out of that coffin.
Poor Roxana.
She's found peace at last.
For a member of the Hellsubus line,
even death can bring no peace.
Oh!
If only it were me instead of her.
Yes, if only it was you.
Yes, if only... it was.
Yes, if... only.
Must you close the casket so soon, Vladimere?
Yeah, boy, you guys don't waste any time, do you?
I mean, the body's not even cold yet.
It's time for Roxana
to join the rest of the Hellsubus clan.
Come.
Why, why, why?
She was so young and so... Young!
Roxana!
We hardly knew ye!
She was a good girl... she never "ho it" nobody!
You're with the angels now, darling.
Oh!
Oh, man, I don't know about the rest of you guys,
but I need a drink.
Hello?
Adrian?
Adrian.
That's quite a big hammer you're swinging there.
Elvira.
I was just shoeing a horse for your trip tomorrow.
Yeah, well, I thought I'd just bring you
a little something to remember me by.
A book!
Elvira, you are as generous as you are beautiful.
Ah, "Kama... Sutra."
Yeah.
Have you read it already?
I'm afraid I haven't.
Oh, too bad.
I hope there aren't too many big words.
Yeah, well, don't worry about it.
I mean, it's mostly pictures.
Here, let me show you the first chapter.
I'm not sure I follow.
Oh, read on.
Mmm... Nicholai.
Elura... At long last.
My brother would have my head if he knew about this.
Vladimere will never find out.
No!
Help me... help me!
No!
Help me!
No!
Help me!
No, help me, Elvira!
Who's there?
Zou Zou, is that you?
What do you think you are, a freaking parakeet?
Oh, you will not believe this weird dream I had.
I think that Elura's buried alive down here somewhere
and I think that I know who... Oh!
How did you two get down here?
This dungeon has been locked for 100 years.
Yeah, right, and I suppose you've never
been down here either.
Madam, I swear to you, I've never before set foot in...
in this place.
Look, little Lord Paranoid, I didn't say you did.
I just said that if you are the only person with the key...
It was in this foul dungeon
that my great-grandfather, Lord Lucian Hellsubus,
committed unspeakable acts of torture.
Ooh, like, "Whip me, baby, whip me"?
In a nutshell, yes.
Ouch.
Oh, my God!
This is it!
It's this wall!
It's... It's the wall from my dream!
What on Earth are you talking about, my dear?
It wasn't a dream... it really happened!
Elura didn't kill herself.
You killed her!
I had to do it, Elura.
Don't you see?
You wanted to leave me.
Leave this castle.
No one in the Hellsubus clan can ever leave,
as I told dear Roxana.
You mean Roxana was...
Yes, about to be buried alive, too.
That's another unfortunate Hellsubus family trait.
Catalepsy.
Fear of cats?
It's a condition which completely parallels
the look of death.
You mean, then... She was...
And you knew?
Yes.And...
Yes, I'm afraid... I'm afraid burying people alive
is another unfortunate Hellsubus family trait.
And now, Elvira,
it's time to send you back from whence you came.
To hell!
No!
I shall rip your black heart out
and feed it to the carrion crows!
Sheesh, you'd think he would have learned by now.
Ah, there he is.
Pretty as a picture.
It is rather amusing, isn't it, dearest?
Your first wife, Elura, an adulteress.
Your brother Nicholai, an adulterer.
Your second wife, an adulteress.
Your trusted doctor and friend, an adulterer!
Oy, mate!
No, he's completely off it this time.
We've done it.
Look at the pathetic milksop.
He'd be better off dead.
Yeah, but we wouldn't, would we, love?
And now that he's off his nut,
you and I are completely in control
of the Hellsubus family fortune.
And no one will question his need for constant care
from his trusted doctor,
with the help of his faithful wife, of course.
I hope you've learned your lesson.
Never sign a pre-nuptual agreement! Never sign a pre-nuptual agreement!
Elvira.Oh.
How nice of you to join us.
Hi there.
Um, I was just leaving, so I'll see you guys around!
No, you don't, love.
Oh, no.
Don't leave, Elvira.
The fun is just beginning.
Yoo-hoo, Elvira!
Your carriage awaits!
Elvira!
Hmm, maybe she's upstairs.
God, it's great, isn't it?
Look at the size of that rack.
Elvira, I must confess, I find the sight of you in pain
particularly arousing.
Ow!
Careful, Bradley, or you'll be next.
I swear, you guys, I didn't hear a thing.
Ow!
About you and the doctor having an affair.
Oh!
And... and you trying to make Vladimere insane
so that you could steal the family jewels.
Ow, ow!
Nicholai!
Oh, Vladimere.
How are you?
I must confess you're looking better.
Thank you, dear brother.
That's very kind.
I think that... Brother?
Vladimere, whatever on Earth do you mean?
It was always you, Nicholai! No!
Always you! No...
First you stole my toys...
Then our dear mother's sweet love,
and then finally, my beloved Elura.
You must die, Nicholai!
You must die!
Vladimere, no!
As for you,
you too will suffer for your faithlessness, Elura.
But, husband, I'm not Elura, I'm Ema!
Before this day is out, you will beg me to release you
from the unimaginable hell
into which you're about to be plunged.
Die, die in agony, Elura!
I'm not Elura!
She is!
Oh, that Ema!
She's such a kidder.
Oh, forgive me.
My slutty adulteress, darling.
Hey, don't call me darling.
Let me release you from your bondage.
Uh, yeah, that'd be great,
because I'm really not into this kinda thing anyway.
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
No, the other way, the other way, the other way!
Please forgive me, my dear, but old habits die hard.
Yeah.
Wow.
Elvira?
Elvira?
It's your stable stud.
Time to go to the train...
Help me!
Do you know where you are, Elura?
Shall I tell you where you are, Elura?
Would you stop with the Elura stuff?
Elura is dead.
I'm Elvira, remember?
Life is like a music hall, yeah!
Oh, prepare to enter hell, Elura,
the netherworld, the abode of the dead,
the infernal regions.
That place of torment, pandemonium, abandonment,
that vast unbottomed place that's...
really, really hot.
Araka.
Gehenna.
Hades.
The boundless... All right, all right, I got it, I got it.
Jeez, will somebody take away his thesaurus?
Don't interrupt when I'm on a roll, Elura.
Elvira!
Where are you?
Adrian!
I'm in here, in the dungeon!
Oh, Elura.
In this place, no one can hear you scream.
No!
Adrian, help!
Elvira!
Adrian! Elvira!
Now let me present for your final enjoyment,
the pit... and the pendulum!
Oh, my God!
My God!
Adrian, Adrian, hurry!
Adrian!
Ah, ah!
Adrian!
Where are you?
Elvira!
Adrian, I haven't got all day here!
Who is that laughing?
Who is that laughing?
Hurry!
Really, hurry up!
I'm not kidding!
Adrian, help!
Oh, oh!
Help, help!
Oh!
Hold on!
I can't!
I have to do everything myself?
Ah!
Oh!
You can never escape me, Elura.
No, it is you who will never escape me, Vladimere!
My eyes!
Whoa, talk about yourdys functional families.
Oh!
My eyes, my eyes!
Help, Elura!
Elvira! Adrian!
You came too late!
Again.
Don't worry!
We're safe now.
Oh, yeah, almost forgot.
It's your maid, Zou Zou.
What to do?
Here!
Keep your shirt on.
We've got everything under cont...
Oh.
Here, give me your hand!
That's it.
Come on, come on, hurry!
Move it!
Wait for me!
Mistress!
Hurry!
This place is coming down!
Bradley?
Where are you going?
Save me!
Ema, there's no time!
It's you or the family jewels!
If I ever get out of here, I'm going to kill you!
Right, it's the jewels then.
Damn you, Bradley!
Damn you!
Wait, wait!
Save me!
Oh, my God!
It's Ema!
She's still alive.
I must go back.
No, no, you can't go back in there.
What are you, nuts?
You don't understand, Elvira.
I'm Ema's illegitimate half-brother.
No!
Bye!
Come back, you crazy bastard!
My jewels!
Ema!
Ooh, ow!
Ooh!
Thank you, Elvira.
Oh, my God!
That's... that's incredible!
What, Mistress?
That the spirit of Elura is finally set free?
No, that... that we can afford such a groovy special effect!
Oh, oui!
Remind me never to hitch a ride
in a strange coach again.
Yoo-hoo!
Ladies, may I offer you a ride?
Whoa, it's like d�j� vu all over again!
So anyway, we're lucky we even got out of there with our lives.
Oui, oui, if it was not for Elvira,
I would be squished like a French grape.
Where did you say this castle was?
Just there in the Carpathian Mountains.
Yeah, Castle Hellsubus, you ever heard of it?
You could not possibly have visited there.
Hello, I think I know where I just spent the worst weekend
of my whole life.
Castle Hellsubus was destroyed 100 years ago.
The Bat Woman
Look!
Another case adds itself to the chain of crimesl suffered by Acapulco's athletes.
With "Lightning" the wrestler, who was found drowned at the beach,
A total sum of five vanquished victims, of the mysterious assassin, who has yet to be captured.
"SECRET SERVICE" The police has done nothing , to prevent this series of attacks, which terrorize the coastal population.
These reporters do not pass an opportunity to disseminate their yellow journalism , Without considering the characteristics of the case.
No clues, no leads, nothing, NOTHING!
Similar murders were committed some time ago in Macao and Hong Kong
It seems the cases are all related, such is the assessment of the International Intelligence Bureau,
who has commissioned a special agent, to follow the leads on the assassin ,here, in Acapulco.
- Yes?
- Mr. Mario Robles is here, inspector. - Tell him to come in.
It is the special agent -Uhu...
-Good evening - Good evening -Hello
- Sit down. - Thanks.
- Hello, Robles, my friend, Do you bring good news?
- Yes inspector, as we had agreed, I've have made contact with the person who can help us,
- and with whom I have resolved various cases. - The Bat Woman?
- Yes sir, I've told her the whole story and she is willing to collaborate with us.
- Great!
- Who is this woman?
- Don't you know her? - No.
- It is difficult describing her with mere words.
She is a wonderful woman, immensely wealthy, who lives in the nation's capital.
Her fortune has placed her at the service of justice, Tirelessly fighting against evil..
Gifted with uncommon qualities, she has mastered all sports in short time
Behind a mask, and, under the pseudonym of "The Bat Woman," She became an extraordinary wrestler.
- And this outstanding individual is the Bat Woman. - What an extraordinary woman!
You will have to content yourself to see her with a mask, if organized crime knew her identity, she would be eliminated immediately.
Only another person and myself know her secret identity and we have sworn to guard her identity, even at the cost of our lives.
With her qualities as a wrestler, I believe she will be quite convenient for us, as she will be able to carry out her inquiry without raising suspicion among the wrestling scene.
Who seem to be the preferred targets of the assassin,
for some special reason.
-And to further guard appearances, I have arranged with a arena's promoter, to have some fights here.
Very good idea!
- When will she arrive? - Tomorrow, somewhere around noon.
(Unintelligible journalistic sassafras)
I am very sorry, please!
(Journalistic sassafras continues)
Well, she is gone, The case must be complicated , from the moment the called upon the Bat Woman.
Well then, write that down!
The result of the autopsy, Inspector.
And what did you find, Doctor?
That pineal gland secretions have been extracted surgically. Exactly like the others.
- Then the assassin must be a doctor! - An extraordinary surgeon. Look at this...
As you can see, there's a small cavity in the victim's cranium
They probably used a siphoning device, right there, Nice work, they barely left a mark.
What could this diabolical doctor be looking for with these interventions?
I am oblivious of that. We know less about that gland, than we know about the rest of the human body.
- Then, there's nothing we can do? - Nothing, only wait for the assassin to make a mistake.
Or another crime...
Has everything been prepared, Igor? - Yes, master.
Good.
Open the lid.
Close off the tank.
Increase the pressure to 20 Decibels.
20 Decibels, Dr. Williams.
Hurry! Hurry! there is a leak, Igor!
- Ready? - Yes Master!
Now!
No reaction...Igor, we have to do a new experiment to create our man-fish.
- When? - NOW! As soon as possible,
We need another wrestler who can provide more pineal fluid for the transplant.
- But master, it is quite dangerous at this moment, the police... - Silence!
Success is within our grasp, we cannot stop now! We can't fail now!
- Why must it be precisely a wrestler? There are other kinds of subjects. - Yes, but without the qualities required for our goals.
We need athletes! Men of supreme physical strength! That can assure us a perfect specimen...just I have dreamed.
Hurry, contact our men, and have them bring another subject. They know where to find it.
I have today's lottery ending in seven, I have today's ending in seven, buy today, claim your prize tomorrow.
Today's lottery, in seven, in seven
Wait!
What's up, Jose? What's going on?
-You bring me good news? -Of course, Swede, when have I ever failed you.!
- I had to do quite a bit of haggling, but I got you the boat at half price. -Right on man!
What, you going fishing?
Yeah, all evening, I am sailing to the islets, and I will bring you all fish this big!
-Awesome! -Good luck, Swede! Thanks, Mr. Jose, for your help.
It was nothing, you know it, I am at your service.
- Nice old man, this guy -True Well then, I am off to see if I can catch a sword fish, a red snapper, or a mahi-mahi!
- Did I hurt you Esmeralda? - Not at all, but thanks for allowing me to train with you.
- We will train as often as you wish! - Thanks! -Goodbye!
What a stupendous girl is Bat Woman!
Hello? Mario? Any news?
None, our men are on patrol over the entire port without results. How about over there?
I've not observed anything out of the ordinary.
And the agent is monitoring the phone?
- Nothing. - Ok. I hope it will remain that way,
although I doubt it. We'll be in contact.
OK. See you later.
- Anything interesting? - Only calls of no importance.
- We should investigate them anyway. - Of course.
Wait! They're making a call.
Number 3? It's number 1 . Advice Dr. Williams that I have arranged the affair for this afternoon.
They got him, Igor!
Look!
Yes, master! yes.
Number 1 has arrived with the new donor. - Splendid. Everything is prepared for the operation,
bring him in immediately.
Bring him in!
Secure him with the straps.
- Did you have any problem? - None, sir.
But the Bat Woman is in Acapulco, that policewoman may cause problems for us.
Not to worry, after this operation, we will leave for another country.
Come on, Igor! Quick! Anesthetize him!
Hurry, Igor, hurry!
We shall succeed!...Make it move to the left.
Now to the right.
Make it stop, Igor! Make it stop!
- Maximum pressure, maximum pressure! - Yes, master!
Perfect...perfect!
Prepare yourself, Igor, prepare yourself! For you are about to witness the greatest event of the century!
From the sea, more that 400 million years ago, the human race had its beginnings.
As it sprung to life, the first vertebrate, fish.
Understanding this fact, we shall cause a regression to the beginnings of evolution.
And we shall create, in the image and likeness of our ancestors...the Human-Amphibian creature!
(Diabolical Laughter)
- Look! Look! - Excellent!, Excellent, Igor!
- We have taken a great step towards the realization of our desires! - It is so, Master, I never doubted we would accomplish it!
- What shall we do with that man? - Have him disposed off unto the rocks. As far away as possible.
Give the order to provision the ship, and advise the maritime authorities.
- We'll set out as soon as we are ready. - Very good, master.
This is where the boat was found, from which, "Swede," the wrestler, disappeared.
Without leaving any clues, right?
That is correct, had he drowned, the body should have surfaced by now.
Could he be stuck between the rocks?
No...our divers have searched this entire area without results.
- What would you like? - A lemonade, please
Orangina for me.
-Say, was the call made from the gym investigated? - Yes.
- And to whom does the phone number correspond to? - Hmm, a pool hall.
- Ok, but what of the Doctor to whom the message was intended for ? Correct.
There is a doctor, named Eric Williams, a reclusive individual who lives in his yacht, the "Reptilicus" for about six months now.
He is a neurosurgeon but does not practice the profession, he collects fish, as a hobby, and has no acquaintances.
Since we suspect the author of these crimes to be a man of science, I feel we are on the right track, Mario.
I will communicate with the capital immediately, with our special international agent, Tony Roca,
So he may gather all available information on Dr. Williams and the Reptilicus, and bring it to us.
I will be glad to greet him, only you and he know my identity.
We have solved many cases.
- What do you want ? - I'm looking for Dr. Williams.
- The Doctor does not receive visitors. - Tell him I'm here, please.
I told you the Doctor does not receive visitors, so it is better for you to leave.
- Hello. I bring you a nice surprise. - Hello!
- You are more lovely every day, Gloria. - And you always so charming.
To me, she is the most precious woman in the world, so nice and sweet.
Enough with the flattery, for we have a very important situation to resolve, boys.
Before anything, I want to commend you both for the work you are doing.
Ah, here I have all the information on Dr. Williams, and his ship, the Reptilicus. Indeed they arrived from Hong Kong, and Macao.
- how did you find the lead? - The call made from the gym to Dr. Williams,
the mysterious disappearance Swede, the wrestler, that same afternoon.
And the special circumstance that Dr. Williams is a neurosurgeon, understand? I tried to board the Reptilicus, but to no avail, they would not even let me step on board.
I will give the order to search the ship.
No, we can't do that, with what charges? You know the law must act always under certain norms.
Excuse me.
Yes? It's me speaking, inspector.
OK. good bye.
The Inspector has informed me, that the Reptilicus is being readied to sail, tomorrow.
I have to act immediately.
"The Pineal Gland: Cause and effect of the fluid on aquatic organisms"
Halt! Hands up!
Boss, look what we've found!
Move!
Follow her...follow her!....follow her!
Capture her! Capture her, she is unarmed! Hurry!
It's easy! Capture her, she has no escape, capture her!
This way!
There she is! Open fire!
- We must capture that woman, at all costs, Number 1! - But master, are you not aware that we do not know her identity?
You lot will have to solve that problem yourselves, use your brains! Come up with a way to find out who she is, ouch!
And as soon as possible! Nothing matters to me now!
Only to have my revenge on that damned woman, argh!
- Congratulations Esmeralda, you learn more every day. - All thanks to your advice.
- See you later! - Bye!
Who wants the lucky ticket!
- Can I drive you home, Esmeralda? - Thanks, but someone is picking me up.
- Very well then. Have fun. See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow
Are you crazy? Do you want to kill her in broad daylight?
We will follow my plan, let's go!
We'll wait. She has to come out this way.
- It's impossible to single her out, from so many women. - It doesn't matter, we now know her car.
We shall act in due time.
- Still thinking about it? - I can't get it out my head, Mario.
I could swear that what I saw in the aquarium, was a Man-Fish.
Sounds incredible, doesn't it?
If you witnessed it all trough the key hole, your eyesight could have failed you.
-I can wager that what you so was only a fish. - Maybe, but I'd like to be sure.
-You are not telling me you are going to try again? - No, it would be very dangerous right now.
I believe so, and for next time, do not be so egoistical and inform me of your intentions, would you?
Well then, I have to leave, orders, but I wish you luck , you will need it.
We will need it, and if you never hear from us again, remember us fondly, would you?
- Captain? - Yes, Diaz, go ahead.
- Will you allow me a moment? - What's up?
- Thanks. I have to leave. - Has something happened?
- It seems that way . - Can I go with you?
No, no, take your time getting dressed, I shall brief you later.
- Let's go.
Increase speed... put on your masks.
A car is approaching. Follow me!
Don't move!
Step back!
Drop your weapons!
Drop the weapons!
Get back!
I will call headquarters to have you taken into custody.
We will take her to an isolated place.
Would you dare shoot me from behind?
That would be the best thing for you, but we have something worse in store.
The police! Run away!
- The same symptoms as the others ,Doctor? - Yes, captain. perforation of the cranium with pineal fluid extraction.
And you still doubt the culprit is Dr. Williams? Is one more victim not enough?
Who but him could have ordered the attempt on my life?
There are too many coincidences that you are not taking into account, Mario.
Calm down and try to understand my position, we have no proof to legally act against him.
And those coincidences that you mention, and make him a suspect to you, are not enough.
Very well, do forgive me.
But unfortunately, I am sure this chain of crimes will continue.
I only wish that the next victims are neither you nor I.
Thank you Doctor.
But how could it be possible you have failed! You are useless , the lot of you!
- But master, we... - Don't tell me anything!
Do not try to justify your and your men's imbecility!
We shall discuss it later, what is important now is my experiment.
I cannot wait any longer, have them don the diving suits.
Let's go.
- Have you found the exact position we need? - Yes, master. I think this place meets all the requirements.
- The water temperature must not be half a degree below 22 Celsius. -22 Celsius, exactly.
- Depth? - Depth is 100. Perfect. this will provide us the pressure we need.
- Have the reactors charged the irradiation unit? - At it's maximum potency, master.
Correct.
It will be sedated until we irradiate it.
Now!
The unit is in place. The divers are returning, master.
They must wait at a safe distance while we irradiate.
When the Man-Fish has reached full proportions, have them bring it here, understand?
Are you ready, Igor?
Now!
Look Igor! We've done it! We've done it!
That's enough, Igor. Get it under control.
- Have the wet mattress at the ready, Igor. - It will be, Master.
Take him to room C-102.
-Igor, secure him to the wet mattress with straps, and deny access to that compartment. Yes Master.
You know, Igor, I want to begin the second phase of my project.
As soon as possible!
What will be the second phase, Master?
The creation of a Woman-Fish!
And I have no need to tell you...who she will be.
You killed him, damn you!
Die! Die!
Now you will die!
- Die! Die! What are you doing, you imbecile! Give me that!
You imbecile! By pure luck it still lives!
Not much movement on the yacht, Mario.
I think it's the right moment to investigate.
You never give up, do you?
Never. Besides, Dr. Williams is the only clue we have.
Master, come here.., Look!
Do you want me to go with you?
No need, call me with this device, at any signs of a boat leaving the yacht, or any other signs of danger, agreed?
Agreed, take care.
That can only be the Bat Woman!
She evaded us before, but now, her time has come!
- What's are you planning? - Come with me.
I will set Pisces free, he will bring her to me, and I shall turn her into a Woman-Fish!
Listen to me well, Pisces, I want you to capture the woman that is swimming out there, understand? Capture her!
She will be your mate, it is the destiny I have prepared for her!
If you fail, then this shall be your punishment!
That is enough, Igor, connect the escape duct to the sea.
She has lit an underwater flare, she will burn him!
She is escaping, Master, Pisces is afraid of fire!
The flare has burned out.
The monster is after me!
- But what monster? - Dr. Williams plaything!
-What are you saying? -There it is!
It's going to flip over the boat. The Police will think it's an accident.
Damn it! He's lit the gasoline.
They are getting away, Igor, they are getting away!
It is truly incredible, I still cannot explain what kind of strange creature that was.
I hope now you believe me when I say that I saw a Man-Fish, identical to that one, in Dr. Williams laboratory.
Agreed. but you told me that specimen was much smaller than the one we saw.
That is true, but one can suppose that if Dr. Williams can make a small creature, he can also make a larger one, right?
In any case, the time for action, is now. I will advise the Inspector, so that with a group of agents, he seizes the boat.
And what will you tell them? That you saw a creature with human features and the body of a fish?
No one will believe you, Mario.
That is true.
I believe we have no other choice, but to continue with our investigation.
That is it, Igor, that is it! This time we cannot fail!
Igor, this device, when attached to a fabric , will emit.
Ultrasonic sound waves, that Pisces will detect on the microscopic remote control we inserted in the auditory lobe of his brain.
Number 1 will attach it to that woman's cape, and after that, it will be easy to locate her.
It will be precisely Pisces who will bring her to me, and then, my vengeance will be terrible, TERRIBLE!
- And the policeman? - He will share the same fate.
Then, we will go to another country to gather more donors, we shall make a dozen.
Hundreds of fish-men, who will give us absolute control of the world's oceans!
(Diabolical evil science laughter)
Today's lottery, today's, the lucky one, its today's lucky one.
Today's, today's, please, just this one ticket is the lucky one, right!
Home at last, would you like a drink, Mario?
- A magnificent idea! - Can you prepare it while I change?
We'll wait till midnight to release Pisces.
What are you looking for?
- A blanket. - For what?
I am staying here tonight, I do not believe it is prudent to leave you alone after what has happened.
- Mario.., please. - Do not argue.
OK
The sound has stopped. The emitter must be wet.
That can only mean Pisces has entered the ocean with her.
Now, we'll force him to return. Activate it!
It is urgent that I have that woman in my grasp!
Mario, Mario, can you hear me? Mario, answer me!
-And the monster? - it is gone, It went back to the sea.
-It was sheer luck we have escaped that horrible creature - And to think it was all my fault.
- What do you mean? - It was a radio transmitter someone attached to my cape.
I thought it was intended to give away my location to our enemies, but I was wrong. I never imagined it would attract the monster to us!
- I'm so sorry Mario. - Don't worry, the important thing is that we're safe now.
Come, let's go.
No! I cannot explain how Pisces could have failed!
He was to bring me that miserable woman...
And he failed!
- Why? everything was planned perfectly. - Something went wrong master.
Yes, that is quite obvious, but I cannot understand what.
- We must capture her at all costs -Yes. -That woman represents a great danger to us.
The important thing is to find a way of accomplishing it.
- Wait! She works in strict collaboration with Agent Robles. - True.
Surely, if we capture him...she will try to rescue him!
But...then...when she searches for him...
We...yes!...It offers many probabilities of success!
It is worth it to try!
-Look! -Looks like an accident.
Let's go.
Hands up!
What's all this then?
Frisk them.
Don't move!
What do you want?
- Take them. - Where?
What does it matter, move it!
Move!
Put them inside.
We have Captain Robles and the inspector. If you want to see them alive again, do not call the police.
Go to the yacht you already know by your self, remember, if you do not follow these instructions,
Your friends will be killed without hesitation.
Do forgive the uncomfortable accommodations, gentlemen, but I can assure you, as soon as your girlfriend arrives, your suffering will end.
And you think she will try to rescue us?
Of course, from what I have been told, she has done so before.
Why should she change now?
- Is everything prepared, Igor? - Yes, master.
As you can see, Captain, we are prepared to receive your savoriness with distinction.
Don't move!
We have Bat Woman, master. They're bringing her here now.
Magnificent!
Do you see how I was not mistaken?
At last! At last! she is within my grasp!
- Are you sure she was alone? - Yes, master.
Excellent!
Gentlemen, you have been a great problem for me, interfering with my experiments.
In spite of that, I have decided to use your pitiful lives, for a grand destiny.
Behold!
The pineal fluid from your bodies, will be used to create two new beings.
Like the one you see here.
Whom I've have baptized, as "Pisces."
And you , you damned woman, who turned me into a monster, I shall create the first amphibian monster!
Move! Bring her to the operating table.
You are a fool! Are you not aware that you have been defeated, and it is pointless to resist!
Let's go! We'll operate immediately, Igor.
It will be interesting to see if a woman can survive such a surgical procedure.
And the pineal fluid, is replaces without causing death.
Until now, no man has survived it, but perhaps, the female gender is more suitable, for carrying out this experiment.
There are many biological reasons.
- You're crazy! - Perhaps, but after all , only a thin line separated insanity from true genius.
Everything is ready, Master
- Number one, have your men stand guard. - Come with me.
- Anesthetics? - Pentothal, then Cyclopropane.
You are the first strangers to have the honor of witnessing, the surgical procedure.
That creates transmutation, by the transplantation of pineal fluid from a human, to a fish.
The great moment is at hand. You will pass on to posterity, along with my name!
I fear I shall have to uncover your secret identity.
I would be lying if I said I did not want to know who is, that enigmatic woman,
Who, being so clever, was captured so easily, Igor, remove her mask.
Stop, Pisces, stop! I command it!
Igor, Igor! Do something! Igor!
We must get out of here fast, Mario.
This yacht will explode into a thousand pieces!
Let's go!
What I do not understand, is how the monster could have arrived just at the right moment to save your lives?
Divine providence, maybe?
-Sorry to contradict you, Tony, but providence did not intervene in the slightest. -what are you saying?
- What do you mean? - Remember the small transmitter they attached to my cape that night?
Of Course.
Well, I decided to take it to the yacht when I found out about the abduction.
And when the Man-Fish arrived, I understood that the transmitter was intended to single out a person for destruction.
- And if you were wrong? - We would all be dead now. Pretty simple, isn't it?
- A mouse! - What's going on?
- There's a mouse over there, boys! Kill it, please!
There is a mouse over there, please, kill it! Its horrible, kill it please!
- Women eh? - Women!
Subtitles by Jose Jimenez 06/08/2014
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