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male narrator:
Asia, land of exotic beauty,
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untold wonders,
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and home to civilizations
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that have existed
for thousands of years...
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[horn honking]
[indistinct yelling]
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‐ We don't need
an international incident, guys!
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narrator: Until now.
‐ Let's win!
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[Steppenwolf's
"Born to be Wild"]
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narrator:
Four living legends...
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‐ Want to go
back to the high life?
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‐ Oh, yes.
‐ Oh, yeah!
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narrator: Embark on a journey
across Asia.
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‐ Oh, my God.
Oh, [bleep]!
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narrator: For the time
of their lives.
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‐ You gotta indulge
in the culture.
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‐ Oh‐‐whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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narrator: Starring
TV superstar Henry Winkler...
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‐ ♪ Born to be wild... ♪
‐ Oh...
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my God!
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narrator: Cultural icon
William Shatner,
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NFL hall of famer
Terry Bradshaw...
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‐ Oh, oh, oh!
‐ Jab, jab, jab!
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‐ Former heavyweight champion
George Foreman,
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and introducing Jeff Dye as...
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‐ Oh, Goddoggit, Jeff!
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‐ ♪ Born to be wild ♪
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‐ South, South Korea.
I want to make that very clear.
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‐ We're here to get you a girl.
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‐ Aah!
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‐ There it is, North Korea.
How far can we get?
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‐ Don't, don't, don't, no.
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‐ Stop!
‐ Okay, okay, okay.
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[DNC's "Cake By the Ocean"]
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‐ ♪ Waste time
with a masterpiece ♪
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♪ Don't waste time
with a masterpiece ♪
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♪ You should be
rolling with me ♪
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♪ You should be rolling
with me ♪
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‐ Well, we are on
our way to Korea.
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South, South Korea.
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I want to make that very clear.
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We're going to South Korea.
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‐ ♪ Talk to me, baby ♪
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‐ Korea, get ready.
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The blonde bomber's
on his way.
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‐ Korea.
‐ Here we come.
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♪ ♪
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‐ ♪ Ah ya ya ya ya ya,
I keep on hoping ♪
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‐ Yeah, baby.
‐ ♪ Eat cake by the ocean ♪
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‐ Good news, guys, we're here.
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‐ South Korea's
the youth capital of the world.
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‐ Well, we're all young
at heart.
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‐ Oh, oh, oh.
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‐ I just wish the body was...
a little younger.
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‐ Let me guess, you guys
all have to go pee again.
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‐ Yeah, my knees.
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‐ My heart.
‐ No!
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‐ Well...
‐ You're in good shape.
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‐ I am, but it's...
but it's the blood vessels.
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‐ Guys, the best part
of renting a car in Korea
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is that they hardly ask
for any information at all.
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‐ Hi. Welcome.
‐ Hi.
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‐ So far for this trip
we've used planes, trains.
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So I think maybe to mix it up,
now we can use a rental car.
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‐ This...
‐ Guys, guys.
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‐ Porsche.
‐ Oh, this is a Porsche!
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‐ Has a diesel.
‐ Get out of here.
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‐ No, no!
‐ Good job, Jeff.
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‐ They spent a lot of money
on this baby.
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‐ Whoa, don't touch that.
They're gonna get mad.
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Someone's gonna get mad at you.
It's this one.
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[exciting music stops]
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White car, baby.
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‐ Are you kidding?
‐ Not this?
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‐ No, no, no, cheaper.
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The future is compact.
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‐ I got shotgun.
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‐ Bill is a creature
of comfort.
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‐ Hey, Bill.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ I got longer legs.
George has got them.
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Why are you getting
to sit up front?
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‐ Because I'm the only one
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who can guide us
to where we're going.
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‐ You sound like
my parents.
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‐ I don't know what
his navigational skills are.
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‐ This is really comfortable.
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‐ I do know that he will have
plenty of room
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for... his legs.
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Oh, my‐‐
What's gonna happen to me now?
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‐ Whoa.
‐ Oh.
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‐ You all in? Does it fit?
‐ Get that other leg in, Jeff.
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‐ George, we got to go
on a diet.
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‐ All right, George.
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‐ Nice job, Jeff.
‐ You got it.
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‐ Bill, beam it up.
‐ Throw a ball, will you?
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‐ Okay, bye!
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‐ Whoa!
‐ Jeffrey.
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‐ It's a new car.
‐ Do you have a license?
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‐ Bill, can you pull
your seat up?
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‐ I'm trying.
‐ Bye‐bye.
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‐ Turn right.
‐ Hold on.
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‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa.
‐ Oh, come on, Jeffrey.
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‐ Don't worry about it.
[tires screeching]
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‐ Look over there,
look over there.
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That's Seoul tower.
It's the biggest building.
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It's got all kinds of radio
and TV antennas on it.
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‐ It's a very modern city.
‐ Boy, I just can't wait
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to really see Seoul
and do something youthful.
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I'm tired of being a grown‐up.
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I've lived my whole lifetime
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since I was 15
trying to make ends meet,
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trying to make a dollar.
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$10, $20.
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Now for the first time,
I can reclaim my youth.
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‐ I wonder what these little
roadside cafes taste like.
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‐ Poison.
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‐ I know you guys want
some young adventure,
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and I found us
the youngest,
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hippest thing
we can find.
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‐ I love that.
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‐ Jeffrey, you over promise,
under deliver.
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‐ Not this time,
buddy.
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South Korea's famous
for their music,
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called K‐pop,
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which is just hot girls
wearing short pants
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and dancing around
and singing.
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So I think I love it.
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[driving electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ What's the over and under
on the oldest people here?
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‐ Uh, we are the over.
‐ Ha!
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‐ I feel like I'm in
the world's oldest boy band.
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[girls screaming]
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‐ This is amazing.
‐ They love us.
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‐ We walk into this room,
and the place goes crazy.
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[overlapping screams]
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‐ Terry, Terry. Terry.
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‐ I thought they were
screaming over you.
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‐ No.
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‐ Were they screaming over me?
‐ No.
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‐ Hi.
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‐ Who were they
screaming for?
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‐ They were screaming over
a K‐pop band right behind us.
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[girls continue screaming]
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‐ So humiliating.
‐ Yeah. Um...
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‐ Hello.
‐ Hey.
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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Oh, my gosh, you know me?
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‐ Of course I know you.
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‐ Hello, how are you?
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[upbeat pop music]
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[singing in Korean]
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♪ ♪
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[women continue
singing in Korean]
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♪ ♪
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‐ We're actually gonna
shoot a music video.
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We'd be honored
if you'd be a part of it.
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‐ Well, I have to talk
to my agent.
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[laughter]
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‐ I'll do it.
I want to do it.
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‐ George is in.
‐ Do it.
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‐ After you, ladies.
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[women screaming]
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‐ Hey, Henry.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ It's not for us.
It's for the band.
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‐ Oh.
‐ The kids back there.
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[women continue screaming]
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‐ We're gonna get a chance
to be in a video
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with these K‐pop girls.
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I never thought I'd get
an opportunity to do that.
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‐ ♪ If I ever wanted ♪
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♪ If I ever needed ♪
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♪ Yeah, so tell me
what to do now ♪
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♪ Because ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I want you back ♪
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♪ ♪
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‐ Show me the choreographer.
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‐ The first part of the song
is just, like, clapping.
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Yeah,
and do really cute moves.
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‐ Cute moves like‐‐
[overlapping chatter]
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I can...
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[back cracks]
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This may come as a surprise
to you, America,
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but I am not trained
in the art of dancing.
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[speaking foreign language]
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Ahhh!
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‐ Whoo!
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Oh, yeah!
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‐ I'm no Fred Astaire.
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‐ [laughing]
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‐ I don't want
to alarm anyone here,
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but things are just about
to get weird, okay?
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‐ Oh!
‐ Oh!
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Swag, swag.
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‐ Yeah, now, now, now.
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‐ Do you know normally dance?
‐ No.
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‐ You look like
a rock star though.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ [giggles]
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‐ Nice shoes.
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‐ Now, I may not know Korean,
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but I sure know
when girls are flirting with me.
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‐ ♪ You're all
I ever wanted ♪
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What are they saying about me?
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[music slows, stops]
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‐ Excuse me, ladies.
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[cheers and applause]
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‐ That's cute!
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‐ Where's the music?
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["Uptown Funk" begins]
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‐ ♪ This hit that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer ♪
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♪ That white gold,
this one for them hood girls ♪
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♪ Them good girls,
straight masterpieces ♪
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♪ Stylin', whilen,
livin' it up in the city ♪
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♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪
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♪ Gotta kiss myself I'm so
pretty, break it down ♪
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♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah,
whoo ♪
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♪ Girls,
hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪
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♪ 'Cause uptown funk
gon' give it to you ♪
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♪ 'Cause uptown
funk gon' give it to you ♪
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♪ 'Cause uptown funk
gon' give it to you ♪
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♪ Saturday night
and we in the spot ♪
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♪ Don't believe me just watch,
come on ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ Don't believe me,
just watch, whoo ♪
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‐ [giggling]
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‐ No!
‐ No!
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‐ Gee, gee, gee.
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‐ This jacket is the answer
to all my problems.
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‐ ♪ Don't believe me...♪
‐ Gee, gee, gee.
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I'm wearing it everywhere.
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‐ ♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪
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♪ ♪
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‐ This is the best.
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I feel like a kid.
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Look at it, just look at that,
and look at my hair.
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‐ ♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪
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♪ Hey hey hey oh ♪
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‐ Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Sorry.
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Buddha had better moves
than some of us.
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‐ [mouthing]
Not me.
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I was...
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‐ That's pretty good.
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‐ Yeah, but you were
always cool.
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Yeah... whoa...
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You know.
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‐ Stand by.
‐ Let's do it.
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‐ Without further ado,
roll 'em, Jack.
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Drum roll, please.
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Although we don't have a drum.
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[bell ringing]
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♪ ♪
253
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‐ [singing in Korean]
254
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♪ ♪
255
00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:04,291
[singing continues]
256
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,828
♪ ♪
257
00:11:11,086 --> 00:11:13,296
[all whooping]
258
00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:14,917
‐ I think we got it.
259
00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:16,263
‐ I did, that's why
I dragged you here.
260
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,298
‐ Some things just
come natural, girls.
261
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,182
‐ I have to say,
I cut quite the Asian rug.
262
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:25,103
‐ And me.
‐ Cute as a button.
263
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,890
[both laughing]
264
00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:28,813
‐ That little tiny
button right there.
265
00:11:28,812 --> 00:11:30,652
Ooh,
that was your microphone.
266
00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:33,277
I pinched your microphone.
267
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,565
‐ Smile.
‐ Kimchi.
268
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,199
all: Yeah!
‐ All right.
269
00:11:38,613 --> 00:11:40,243
‐ This feels like
"Jaws, The Pedicure."
270
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,780
‐ Ooh hoo hah!
[laughing]
271
00:11:42,784 --> 00:11:45,414
‐ Golly, oh!
272
00:11:46,663 --> 00:11:47,963
‐ North Korea, fellows.
273
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:49,496
[indistinct yelling]
[alarm]
274
00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:51,209
‐ Okay, okay.
‐ Here we go.
275
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:55,456
[rhythmic music]
276
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‐ Scat‐‐ugh‐‐scat!
277
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,760
Uhh...ugh!
278
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♪ ♪
279
00:12:09,268 --> 00:12:10,848
[horns honking]
280
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[energetic music]
281
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,621
‐ [snoring]
282
00:12:27,619 --> 00:12:29,959
[horns honk]
283
00:12:29,955 --> 00:12:31,455
‐ Hello, Korea.
284
00:12:31,457 --> 00:12:34,667
‐ Wow, this is what
the young folks are doing?
285
00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:36,338
‐ I'm really gonna
just kind of step
286
00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:40,046
out of my comfort zone
and do what the kids do.
287
00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:44,928
Stay up late,
get to bed around 8:00, 8:15.
288
00:12:44,928 --> 00:12:46,348
Gonna be a great night.
289
00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:48,556
‐ Oh!
What do you do, catch these?
290
00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:51,137
‐ Are those edible?
‐ That's crazy.
291
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,189
‐ Uhh...
‐ Ooh!
292
00:12:55,189 --> 00:12:56,729
‐ What does it feel like?
‐ Oh, my God.
293
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,072
You're not gonna
like this at all.
294
00:12:58,066 --> 00:12:59,896
This feels like,
"Jaws, the Pedicure."
295
00:13:02,696 --> 00:13:03,736
‐ Aah!
296
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,409
‐ Oh... my... God.
297
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:09,658
‐ Whoo hoo‐hah!
[shrill laughter]
298
00:13:09,661 --> 00:13:13,331
‐ It's like an animal clawing,
sucking at your feet.
299
00:13:13,332 --> 00:13:15,792
‐ Oh! oh!
300
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:18,303
‐ If you look at it,
it's worse.
301
00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:19,795
Oh, oh, the left foot!
302
00:13:19,797 --> 00:13:21,627
The left foot's worse
than the right foot.
303
00:13:21,632 --> 00:13:24,302
Oh, oh, it's underneath,
and it's down below.
304
00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:25,641
I love it.
305
00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:27,046
‐ Ha! Golly!
306
00:13:27,054 --> 00:13:28,474
‐ Whoo whoo whoo
whoo whoo!
307
00:13:28,472 --> 00:13:30,772
‐ Theoretically,
they're eating the dead skin.
308
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,386
‐ Yes.
‐ But they could eat your toes.
309
00:13:32,392 --> 00:13:33,812
‐ I didn't think of that.
310
00:13:33,811 --> 00:13:35,731
This is wrong.
311
00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:36,899
‐ They can eat your
Achilles.
312
00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:38,227
‐ I wasn't thinking
of that.
313
00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,782
‐ They could nibble
on that Achilles tendon
314
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and destroy it.
‐ Never entered my mind.
315
00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:43,608
‐ You could be footless.
‐ Right.
316
00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:46,162
‐ You don't know.
‐ Right, thank you.
317
00:13:46,156 --> 00:13:47,656
‐ Look at the gut
on that fish.
318
00:13:47,658 --> 00:13:48,908
‐ He's been eating
George's feet.
319
00:13:48,909 --> 00:13:50,699
‐ This is amazing.
320
00:13:50,702 --> 00:13:52,292
‐ I think Terry's got
the biggest foot,
321
00:13:52,287 --> 00:13:54,287
so he's got the most fish.
322
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:56,579
‐ Look at here.
I'm just covered now.
323
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,003
‐ I have a small,
delicate foot.
324
00:13:59,002 --> 00:14:02,342
I've got a few fish vaguely
interested in my legs.
325
00:14:02,339 --> 00:14:04,009
‐ Oh!
326
00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:05,837
‐ We have eaten a lot
of gross things on this trip.
327
00:14:05,842 --> 00:14:07,342
‐ Yeah.
‐ Imagine dinner
328
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:08,804
being Terry's feet.
329
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,104
‐ Look how clean
my feet are now.
330
00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:17,314
‐ Where are we going now?
331
00:14:17,312 --> 00:14:19,482
‐ I got to tell you, man.
I am starving.
332
00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:22,991
‐ Okay, now this is where
you get something to eat.
333
00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:25,989
‐ Me so hungry.
334
00:14:25,988 --> 00:14:28,278
‐ I would kill for
a fried shrimp right now.
335
00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:31,292
Oh, I love shrimp.
336
00:14:31,285 --> 00:14:32,535
Shrimp kabob.
337
00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:34,246
Fried shrimp.
338
00:14:34,246 --> 00:14:35,496
Shrimp salad.
339
00:14:35,497 --> 00:14:36,867
Boiled shrimp.
340
00:14:36,873 --> 00:14:38,333
Peeled shrimp.
341
00:14:39,668 --> 00:14:44,008
Please, show me something
that I can eat.
342
00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:46,506
‐ I don't even know
what the name of this place is.
343
00:14:46,508 --> 00:14:47,678
Hello.
‐ We would like to eat
344
00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:49,846
food here.
‐ Can we have some food?
345
00:14:51,722 --> 00:14:54,392
What is that, octopus?
346
00:14:54,391 --> 00:14:56,731
‐ No, food.
‐ Oh, my God.
347
00:14:56,727 --> 00:14:58,227
‐ Is she gonna give it
to us live?
348
00:14:58,228 --> 00:14:59,228
That's gonna be good.
349
00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:00,559
‐ Get out of here.
350
00:15:00,564 --> 00:15:03,074
‐ Oh, God.
351
00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:04,226
‐ What does that
feel like, Henry?
352
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:06,534
‐ It feels, uh, cold.
353
00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:10,238
‐ You're gonna eat that raw?
‐ Let's try it.
354
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,530
‐ Live octopus.
355
00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:14,243
Actually eat a live oct‐‐
356
00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:16,914
Have we lost our minds?
357
00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:18,293
‐ Oh, my God.
358
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,880
Whoa‐oh!
359
00:15:25,922 --> 00:15:27,422
‐ Octopus.
‐ Yeah.
360
00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:29,384
‐ A delicacy here.
It's an aphrodisiac.
361
00:15:29,384 --> 00:15:33,064
‐ Stay away from me.
‐ Don't flatter yourself.
362
00:15:35,349 --> 00:15:37,729
‐ Oh, my gosh!
363
00:15:37,726 --> 00:15:38,766
‐ What, is she mad at it?
364
00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:41,899
‐ Oh, everything is moving.
365
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,767
If there ever was the time
when we needed
366
00:15:43,774 --> 00:15:47,904
a George Foreman Grill,
this is the time.
367
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,703
‐ This is how we're supposed
to eat it.
368
00:15:49,696 --> 00:15:51,106
‐ Is that an optical illusion?
369
00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:53,284
‐ Looks like worms.
‐ Try it, Terry.
370
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,043
‐ Oh, no, that's not in
my mouth, Jack.
371
00:15:55,035 --> 00:15:57,995
I will take your arm
and rip it out of your shoulder.
372
00:15:57,996 --> 00:15:59,996
[chatter, laughter]
373
00:15:59,998 --> 00:16:03,038
‐ So far, every meal
on this trip
374
00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:05,133
has been like a hazing ritual.
375
00:16:05,128 --> 00:16:06,708
‐ Bill's gonna do it, look.
376
00:16:06,713 --> 00:16:08,263
‐ Oh, wait a minute, Bill.
Let me see. Go.
377
00:16:08,256 --> 00:16:11,466
‐ It's still wiggling,
Bill!
378
00:16:11,468 --> 00:16:12,888
‐ Champ, you're doing it too?
379
00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:15,806
‐ Yeah, Bill...
Bill is our leader.
380
00:16:15,806 --> 00:16:18,476
‐ Oh...
‐ Oh, my...
381
00:16:18,475 --> 00:16:20,135
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Oh, my God.
382
00:16:20,143 --> 00:16:21,443
‐ Wow, is that good.
383
00:16:21,436 --> 00:16:22,976
That sauce makes it.
384
00:16:22,979 --> 00:16:26,479
‐ Well, a real connoisseur
of the culture
385
00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:28,943
doesn't put anything on it.
386
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,114
‐ You're putting
your fingers on my‐‐
387
00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:32,993
‐ Oh, it stuck to my finger!
388
00:16:32,989 --> 00:16:34,829
‐ You're supposed to eat
all that, eat all that?
389
00:16:34,825 --> 00:16:37,115
‐ Yeah, yeah.
‐ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
390
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:40,499
‐ Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
391
00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:43,127
Oh, my God!
It's sticking to my mouth.
392
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:46,955
‐ What's next,
octopus 'vergina'?
393
00:16:50,132 --> 00:16:51,302
‐ Go, Jeff, go.
394
00:16:51,299 --> 00:16:53,299
‐ Jeff, it is still wiggling.
395
00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:55,511
‐ Oh, look at that.
‐ Jeff!
396
00:16:55,512 --> 00:16:56,932
I'm proud of you, Jeff.
397
00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:59,680
[clapping]
You're a real champ.
398
00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:02,353
‐ I know when people swallow,
and he didn't swallow it.
399
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:04,192
[laughter]
400
00:17:04,187 --> 00:17:06,017
‐ Try it, Terry.
‐ No, no, no, I'm not trying it.
401
00:17:06,022 --> 00:17:07,612
‐ You're not thinking young.
402
00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:10,027
You want to live to be old,
you got to think young.
403
00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:12,696
‐ Look, Terry's holding it.
‐ Would you do me a favor?
404
00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:14,526
[laughter]
405
00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:17,031
‐ That's it, that's it.
406
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,373
Later.
407
00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:21,036
‐ We may all be old,
408
00:17:21,037 --> 00:17:25,037
but we're still gonna act
like kids, okay?
409
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,501
‐ I'm out of here.
410
00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:28,882
‐ That's the worst
I've seen yet.
411
00:17:30,464 --> 00:17:32,054
Relax and go with it.
412
00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:35,589
[voice vibrating]
‐ Thiiis feeeels sooo gooood.
413
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,720
‐ Anybody here speak English?
414
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,393
Great, you'll love this song.
415
00:17:41,391 --> 00:17:43,351
‐ Aah!
416
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,320
[loud popping]
‐ Oh!
417
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:49,815
Whoa!
[bleep]
418
00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:05,578
‐ Where we going?
‐ I need to lie down.
419
00:18:05,582 --> 00:18:07,422
‐ We've been traveling
for a while now,
420
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,417
and I know
that everyone's tired and achy
421
00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:12,009
from long car rides
and plane trips.
422
00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:14,545
‐ Ah. Oh.
‐ Here it is, boys.
423
00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:16,089
‐ Here we are.
424
00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:18,223
‐ It turns out South Korea
is known for
425
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,760
having the best
spas in the world.
426
00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:24,104
People even sleep there,
and they're super cheap.
427
00:18:26,269 --> 00:18:29,189
‐ This is what you picked?
This is not‐‐
428
00:18:29,189 --> 00:18:30,939
‐ All right, sure, you guys,
it's not the Four Seasons,
429
00:18:30,941 --> 00:18:33,031
but it's not‐‐
‐ This is not even one season.
430
00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:35,066
‐ Even in prison they have cots.
431
00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:43,945
‐ Are we supposed to sleep
on the floor?
432
00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:46,004
‐ Yeah, they look happy.
Look at them.
433
00:18:45,997 --> 00:18:48,537
‐ They don't look anything.
‐ Is this a shelter?
434
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:51,132
‐ You'll like it‐‐you'll be
thanking me in the morning.
435
00:18:51,128 --> 00:18:54,378
‐ Well, I don't want to lie
in these people's feet.
436
00:18:54,381 --> 00:18:57,381
‐ I add this to the list
of screw‐ups for you.
437
00:18:57,384 --> 00:18:59,764
‐ Oh, look what I see.
438
00:18:59,761 --> 00:19:02,601
I see a throne,
a golden throne.
439
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:05,307
When they ask you where am I,
I'm on the throne.
440
00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:07,228
‐ You're just gonna lie
on the throne?
441
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:09,647
‐ I'm gonna lie on the sofa.
‐ And I'm gonna lie on feet?
442
00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:11,566
‐ Hey, everybody's
got their fate.
443
00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:14,355
‐ Surprise, surprise, look who's
got the comfortable throne...
444
00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:18,739
His Majesty, Bill Shatner.
445
00:19:18,738 --> 00:19:22,828
‐ I don't know what you guys
are doing, but I'm happy.
446
00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:24,786
‐ Remind me when we get
out of here‐‐
447
00:19:24,786 --> 00:19:25,866
‐ Yeah?
448
00:19:25,871 --> 00:19:27,331
‐ To kick your ass.
‐ No.
449
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,620
Look, George understands
450
00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:32,343
what this is
supposed to be‐‐relaxing.
451
00:19:32,335 --> 00:19:35,125
‐ Oh, my.
‐ George could sleep on nails.
452
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,670
‐ George Foreman
sits down...
453
00:19:37,674 --> 00:19:39,264
[snoring]
454
00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:41,509
‐ George is out like a light.
455
00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:43,011
‐ He likes it here, see?
456
00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:45,023
‐ Good night, Georgie.
‐ George is asleep.
457
00:19:45,015 --> 00:19:48,135
‐ He's already asleep.
‐ George is out.
458
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,153
‐ It's an art form.
459
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,765
‐ I thought it was my stories
that were boring him.
460
00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:54,651
‐ That couldn't possibly be.
461
00:19:54,649 --> 00:19:58,149
‐ That's a very...
confusing tone you got there.
462
00:19:59,487 --> 00:20:01,107
‐ Terry...
‐ Ohh!
463
00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:03,704
‐ I felt the building shake.
464
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,370
That was a 4.5.
465
00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:07,578
‐ Terry, let me get you
a pillow, come on.
466
00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:09,079
‐ Oh.
‐ There's a spotlight on me.
467
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,670
Should I do a number?
468
00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:12,035
‐ How about if we put it
under your back?
469
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,672
Lift up, Terry.
‐ No, I don't think
470
00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:15,128
that'll work.
‐ Here you go...how's that?
471
00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:16,668
‐ Oh, that hurts, Henry.
‐ Okay.
472
00:20:16,671 --> 00:20:18,631
‐ Ugh!
‐ Ohh...
473
00:20:18,632 --> 00:20:22,052
This is really comfortable.
474
00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:23,552
‐ It's about time for old Bill
475
00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:26,393
to get off that pedestal
he thinks he's on.
476
00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:31,314
‐ Oh, Jesus!
[laughing]
477
00:20:31,311 --> 00:20:33,191
NFL pass.
478
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,729
‐ God dog it.
479
00:20:35,732 --> 00:20:37,982
‐ The last time I was
in a pillow fight
480
00:20:37,984 --> 00:20:39,864
was with my ten‐year‐old
granddaughter.
481
00:20:39,861 --> 00:20:42,321
She beat the crap out of me.
482
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:44,952
But Terry, no way.
483
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:49,084
‐ [laughing]
484
00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:50,079
Hear that?
485
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,410
‐ [laughing]
486
00:20:51,414 --> 00:20:53,254
‐ That's Shatner
actually laughing.
487
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,920
I'm gonna hurt you, old man.
‐ I know.
488
00:20:57,921 --> 00:20:59,341
‐ I think his insulin
489
00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:00,669
must have been low
the first few weeks...
490
00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:02,014
[whap]
491
00:21:02,008 --> 00:21:04,928
‐ God, these sound
like rifle shots.
492
00:21:04,928 --> 00:21:06,548
Take it easy, will ya?
493
00:21:06,554 --> 00:21:10,184
‐ Because he's actually fun
to be with now.
494
00:21:10,183 --> 00:21:11,393
‐ Now we're even.
495
00:21:11,393 --> 00:21:13,773
‐ We're 70‐year‐old people
496
00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,860
having a silly pillow fight.
497
00:21:15,855 --> 00:21:17,395
‐ People are trying to sleep.
498
00:21:17,399 --> 00:21:19,439
‐ Aaah!
[laughing]
499
00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,565
‐ I can't sleep.
500
00:21:23,571 --> 00:21:26,781
Oh! I can't sleep.
501
00:21:26,783 --> 00:21:29,043
‐ Hey, what do you guys
want to do tomorrow?
502
00:21:29,035 --> 00:21:30,995
‐ You know what,
do something young.
503
00:21:30,996 --> 00:21:32,576
‐ Do any of you guys want
to get into some trouble?
504
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:33,960
‐ Why?
505
00:21:33,957 --> 00:21:35,747
‐ I read about this thing.
‐ Yeah.
506
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,420
‐ They're all mad at each other,
you know,
507
00:21:37,419 --> 00:21:39,299
and they got this thing
in the middle called the DMV.
508
00:21:39,296 --> 00:21:42,086
‐ Isn't it called the DMZ?
‐ Yeah, the danger zone.
509
00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:44,760
‐ The most dangerous place
in the word zone?
510
00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:47,099
‐ Yes.
‐ And you want to go there?
511
00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:49,635
‐ Yeah, it'll be cool.
You said you want some danger.
512
00:21:49,639 --> 00:21:51,429
‐ Who said they wanted danger?
‐ I did.
513
00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:54,643
‐ Now, going to the DMZ
will be pretty dangerous.
514
00:21:54,644 --> 00:21:56,154
‐ I'm not doing that.
‐ Oh, come on.
515
00:21:56,146 --> 00:21:58,476
‐ Don't be old.
‐ Yeah, don't be old.
516
00:21:58,481 --> 00:22:01,111
But danger's my middle name.
517
00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:02,989
Well, technically,
my middle name's Alden,
518
00:22:02,986 --> 00:22:04,946
but you know that expression.
519
00:22:04,946 --> 00:22:10,946
♪ ♪
520
00:22:10,952 --> 00:22:12,542
‐ Boy, after last night,
521
00:22:12,537 --> 00:22:15,117
this is exactly
what my back needed.
522
00:22:15,123 --> 00:22:18,463
This is just absolutely
amazing.
523
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:21,420
‐ Are we really,
seriously going to the DMZ?
524
00:22:21,421 --> 00:22:24,511
‐ Henry, we're gonna
live life to its fullest.
525
00:22:24,507 --> 00:22:26,337
That's why we're here.
526
00:22:26,343 --> 00:22:29,763
‐ Can we reconsider?
‐ No, this is why we're here.
527
00:22:29,763 --> 00:22:32,683
Adventures in food,
adventures in architecture,
528
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:36,602
adventures in new machinery
for exercising,
529
00:22:36,603 --> 00:22:38,193
and adventure in geography.
530
00:22:38,188 --> 00:22:42,358
The DMZ, the most
dangerous place on earth.
531
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,359
You're gonna live life
with danger.
532
00:22:45,362 --> 00:22:47,862
Look, this horse could
throw me at any moment.
533
00:22:47,864 --> 00:22:51,164
Relax and go with it,
relax and go with it.
534
00:22:51,159 --> 00:22:54,369
‐ This feeeels
soooo gooooood.
535
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:04,840
‐ I cannot believe
we're going.
536
00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:07,719
Honestly, if this car
gets hit by a shell‐‐
537
00:23:07,717 --> 00:23:09,137
‐ But, Henry...
‐ Yeah.
538
00:23:09,135 --> 00:23:10,545
‐ You do not have to worry.
539
00:23:10,553 --> 00:23:13,893
You're surrounded
by two mountains of flesh.
540
00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:16,390
‐ Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
541
00:23:19,229 --> 00:23:22,229
[dramatic music]
542
00:23:22,232 --> 00:23:30,202
♪ ♪
543
00:23:36,454 --> 00:23:39,464
‐ North Korea, fellows.
‐ Do we have our passports?
544
00:23:39,457 --> 00:23:42,377
[suspenseful music]
545
00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:46,507
♪ ♪
546
00:23:46,506 --> 00:23:48,086
‐ Hello, how are you?
547
00:23:48,091 --> 00:23:50,431
Americans, yeah.
One Canadian.
548
00:23:50,427 --> 00:23:52,717
‐ These guys got serious guns.
549
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,430
‐ That stuff
make you nervous?
550
00:23:54,431 --> 00:23:56,271
‐ Look at this guy.
551
00:23:56,266 --> 00:23:59,556
‐ North Korea and South Korea
are on the brink of war.
552
00:24:00,854 --> 00:24:03,574
So by the time you see this,
553
00:24:03,565 --> 00:24:05,565
we may all be dead.
554
00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:09,113
‐ Hey, is that a drone?
Look at that.
555
00:24:09,112 --> 00:24:11,532
What is that?
‐ That's an airplane, dingo.
556
00:24:11,531 --> 00:24:14,241
[overlapping shouting]
557
00:24:14,242 --> 00:24:15,742
‐ Okay, okay, okay, okay!
558
00:24:16,786 --> 00:24:19,616
[mellow music]
559
00:24:19,622 --> 00:24:21,502
♪ ♪
560
00:24:32,177 --> 00:24:35,047
[dramatic music]
561
00:24:35,054 --> 00:24:36,144
♪ ♪
562
00:24:36,139 --> 00:24:37,599
‐ North Korea, fellows.
563
00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:39,309
‐ I cannot believe
we're going here.
564
00:24:39,309 --> 00:24:42,399
Honestly, if this car
gets hit by a shell‐‐
565
00:24:42,395 --> 00:24:45,565
Tell me again,
why are we going to the DMZ?
566
00:24:45,565 --> 00:24:48,145
‐ Because it's dangerous.
567
00:24:48,151 --> 00:24:50,111
It just makes you feel alive.
568
00:24:50,111 --> 00:24:52,321
‐ I feel very, very alive.
569
00:24:52,322 --> 00:24:55,832
I feel very dangerous just being
with the four of you.
570
00:24:55,825 --> 00:24:57,325
‐ I know.
571
00:24:57,327 --> 00:24:59,197
My life
is threatened every day.
572
00:24:59,204 --> 00:25:02,374
‐ I gotta be cautious.
Trying to sneak up.
573
00:25:02,373 --> 00:25:03,793
We're going to the DMZ.
574
00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:05,421
‐ Oh, they'll know
you're coming.
575
00:25:05,418 --> 00:25:07,418
They've got drones
and they've got telescopes
576
00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:09,960
and they've got equipment
that's assessing you.
577
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:20,311
[fax machine whine]
578
00:25:20,308 --> 00:25:21,978
‐ You guys sure
this is a good idea?
579
00:25:21,976 --> 00:25:23,346
Kind of eerie, isn't it?
580
00:25:23,353 --> 00:25:24,653
‐ Yeah.
‐ Perfect.
581
00:25:25,688 --> 00:25:28,018
‐ Why so far away?
582
00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:30,444
‐ Well, I like to keep these
available for the handicapped.
583
00:25:30,443 --> 00:25:33,203
‐ Has it occurred to you that
we're all sort of handicapped?
584
00:25:33,196 --> 00:25:35,276
‐ Come on, boys.
‐ I don't know about this.
585
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:38,830
‐ Holy Christmas.
586
00:25:38,826 --> 00:25:42,206
‐ We're going to the most
dangerous place on earth.
587
00:25:42,205 --> 00:25:44,165
‐ Is that‐‐Hey,
is that a drone?
588
00:25:44,165 --> 00:25:46,785
Look at that.
What is that?
589
00:25:46,793 --> 00:25:50,593
‐ That's an airplane, dingo.
‐ Oh, that's an airplane?
590
00:25:55,009 --> 00:25:57,349
‐ There it is, North Korea.
591
00:25:57,345 --> 00:25:59,305
I don't want to die
in this shirt.
592
00:25:59,305 --> 00:26:03,345
‐ There could be a sniper right
now zeroing in on one of us.
593
00:26:03,351 --> 00:26:06,901
That guy might have his finger
on the trigger right now.
594
00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:09,726
‐ Seriously, look at this.
That stuff make you nervous?
595
00:26:09,732 --> 00:26:14,072
‐ North Korea has the
worst despot in the world.
596
00:26:14,070 --> 00:26:16,240
Starving
millions of his people.
597
00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:17,699
‐ Shhh, don't say that.
598
00:26:17,699 --> 00:26:19,159
I wouldn't talk that close
to that guy.
599
00:26:19,158 --> 00:26:20,988
‐ He's with us.
‐ Yeah, but the other guy
600
00:26:20,994 --> 00:26:23,084
listening to every word
you say.
601
00:26:23,079 --> 00:26:24,749
‐ How far can we get?
‐ Don't, don't, don't, don't‐‐
602
00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:26,247
‐ I, I, I‐‐
‐ Jeff, come back.
603
00:26:26,249 --> 00:26:27,379
Don't play with that, now.
604
00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:29,415
‐ I'll tell you something else,
605
00:26:29,419 --> 00:26:31,499
I don't know
what these two guys did,
606
00:26:31,504 --> 00:26:34,264
but they got a time‐out,
didn't they?
607
00:26:36,759 --> 00:26:38,849
‐ Good afternoon.
‐ Hello there.
608
00:26:38,845 --> 00:26:42,555
‐ I'm officer Sang Wong Sung.
609
00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,727
I will be your guide.
610
00:26:44,726 --> 00:26:46,766
Do not point.
‐ Oop, sorry.
611
00:26:46,769 --> 00:26:48,399
I just had a question.
612
00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,912
‐ That was stern.
‐ Follow me.
613
00:26:59,907 --> 00:27:02,737
‐ Somebody go first, not me.
‐ Oh, I'll do it.
614
00:27:07,165 --> 00:27:09,745
‐ This line is North Korea.
615
00:27:09,751 --> 00:27:11,631
Is South Korea.
616
00:27:11,628 --> 00:27:14,628
[suspenseful music]
617
00:27:14,631 --> 00:27:17,761
♪ ♪
618
00:27:17,759 --> 00:27:19,589
‐ That's it?
‐ Okay.
619
00:27:19,594 --> 00:27:22,934
‐ All right, I'm going further
into South Korea now.
620
00:27:22,930 --> 00:27:24,770
‐ I'm with you.
‐ Let's take a picture first.
621
00:27:24,766 --> 00:27:28,266
‐ You cannot take a picture.
‐ I don't want any part of this.
622
00:27:28,269 --> 00:27:29,769
‐ No, that's the beauty
of the selfie stick.
623
00:27:29,771 --> 00:27:32,111
Now we're in North Korea.
Look at this.
624
00:27:32,106 --> 00:27:33,566
‐ Jeffrey.
[phone clatters]
625
00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:35,066
‐ Ooh!
‐ Stop!
626
00:27:35,068 --> 00:27:37,108
[alarm blaring]
627
00:27:37,111 --> 00:27:38,451
‐ Stop!
‐ Okay, okay, okay, okay.
628
00:27:38,446 --> 00:27:40,156
‐ Stop!
‐ Step back, step back.
629
00:27:40,156 --> 00:27:42,906
[overlapping yelling]
‐ Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
630
00:27:42,909 --> 00:27:44,739
‐ Ohhh.
631
00:27:44,744 --> 00:27:46,704
[alarm blaring]
632
00:27:46,704 --> 00:27:49,504
‐ [speaking Korean]
633
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,300
‐ You don't actually think
I'm gonna bring four legends
634
00:27:58,299 --> 00:28:00,799
into one the most
dangerous places in the world?
635
00:28:00,802 --> 00:28:02,932
‐ Here we go.
636
00:28:02,929 --> 00:28:06,179
‐ This is a movie set
20 minutes outside of Seoul.
637
00:28:06,182 --> 00:28:07,852
Hell, that guy's
from Cincinnati.
638
00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:10,190
‐ Go Bengals.
‐ Yeah, but these guys
639
00:28:10,186 --> 00:28:11,346
don't need to know that.
640
00:28:11,354 --> 00:28:13,194
‐ Please move it.
Here we go.
641
00:28:13,189 --> 00:28:16,689
‐ Going and seeing the DMZ
was not on my bucket list,
642
00:28:16,692 --> 00:28:19,282
but going to the fake DMZ
and mess with their heads
643
00:28:19,278 --> 00:28:21,198
a little bit
was on my bucket list.
644
00:28:21,197 --> 00:28:23,117
‐ Pick up the speed.
I'll drive.
645
00:28:23,116 --> 00:28:25,986
[alarm continues blaring]
I just want to say that the DMZ
646
00:28:25,993 --> 00:28:27,413
made me really nervous.
647
00:28:27,412 --> 00:28:29,212
‐ Yeah, well,
there's only one solution.
648
00:28:29,205 --> 00:28:30,915
‐ I'd like to calm down.
649
00:28:30,915 --> 00:28:34,375
‐ Okay, ice cream is the answer.
‐ Well, that would be great.
650
00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:35,837
Chocolate, please.
651
00:28:35,837 --> 00:28:37,797
[classical music]
652
00:28:37,797 --> 00:28:40,467
Ice cream is a cure‐all.
653
00:28:40,466 --> 00:28:42,796
Ahhh.
654
00:28:42,802 --> 00:28:46,142
[light music]
655
00:28:46,139 --> 00:28:48,139
‐ We looked death in
the eyes, guys,
656
00:28:48,141 --> 00:28:49,811
and we're living to eat
657
00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:52,899
a dripping cone
on a hot summer day.
658
00:28:52,895 --> 00:28:56,015
‐ This ice cream tastes much
better in the free zone.
659
00:29:00,153 --> 00:29:02,573
Did you see what happened
when Jeffrey dropped his camera?
660
00:29:02,572 --> 00:29:05,742
Did you see how fast all
those soldiers came together?
661
00:29:05,741 --> 00:29:08,411
‐ Did you see how
fast Henry ran?
662
00:29:08,411 --> 00:29:11,791
‐ Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
663
00:29:11,789 --> 00:29:13,919
I never ran so fast
in my life.
664
00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:15,746
‐ [laughing]
665
00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:16,881
‐ You're welcome.
666
00:29:16,878 --> 00:29:18,588
I'm taking credit for it.
667
00:29:18,588 --> 00:29:20,168
‐ You know what I'd really like?
668
00:29:20,173 --> 00:29:22,223
A massage.
‐ No way, man.
669
00:29:22,216 --> 00:29:23,756
I came to have fun
with you guys.
670
00:29:23,759 --> 00:29:25,089
We're going out tonight.
671
00:29:25,094 --> 00:29:26,764
‐ Where we going?
‐ Where we going?
672
00:29:26,762 --> 00:29:27,892
‐ See some ladies.
673
00:29:27,889 --> 00:29:29,559
Get some ice cream in us.
674
00:29:29,557 --> 00:29:31,557
Drinks. Whatever you like.
675
00:29:31,559 --> 00:29:34,189
‐ Hah, anyplace is cooler
than this place.
676
00:29:34,187 --> 00:29:37,357
I love Seoul,
but, God, is it humid.
677
00:29:37,356 --> 00:29:39,436
‐ I could tell time
by this ice cream.
678
00:29:39,442 --> 00:29:41,242
The number of drips.
679
00:29:45,907 --> 00:29:47,777
‐ What the hell's the matter
with you?
680
00:29:47,783 --> 00:29:48,913
‐ I threw up.
681
00:29:48,910 --> 00:29:50,620
‐ [laughing]
682
00:29:52,163 --> 00:29:54,463
‐ We came here
to get Jeff a girlfriend.
683
00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:55,787
We will not lead you wrong.
684
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:57,461
‐ This is called the pony.
685
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:59,630
Yeah, baby. Ha, ha, ha.
686
00:30:02,089 --> 00:30:03,799
‐ George, that was mine!
687
00:30:03,799 --> 00:30:06,089
‐ It was halfway out.
It was halfway out.
688
00:30:06,093 --> 00:30:08,473
‐ I was getting it in position,
you thief.
689
00:30:10,890 --> 00:30:12,640
‐ Look at the ass on this thing.
690
00:30:12,642 --> 00:30:15,442
‐ This is made by Nicki Minaj.
‐ That's a young joke.
691
00:30:15,436 --> 00:30:17,936
‐ Yeah, yeah.
‐ They'll get it on TV.
692
00:30:51,722 --> 00:30:55,312
[loud crowd noise]
693
00:30:55,309 --> 00:30:58,519
♪ ♪
694
00:30:58,521 --> 00:31:02,231
‐ What am I in, heaven?
There's so many chicks here.
695
00:31:11,701 --> 00:31:14,581
Well, here we are and there's
tons of beautiful women.
696
00:31:14,579 --> 00:31:17,539
Finally I got something
better to look at than weird,
697
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,540
wiggly fishes and these
old dudes' faces.
698
00:31:20,543 --> 00:31:23,003
‐ I've got grandchildren
older than this.
699
00:31:23,004 --> 00:31:25,384
‐ This is the best thing
I've ever done.
700
00:31:25,381 --> 00:31:27,011
‐ Booya.
701
00:31:27,008 --> 00:31:28,678
‐ Now, listen, we came here
702
00:31:28,676 --> 00:31:30,386
to have some young fun.
703
00:31:30,386 --> 00:31:33,386
That's why we got to find you
a good, good honey.
704
00:31:33,389 --> 00:31:35,219
Someone he can be proud of.
705
00:31:35,224 --> 00:31:37,354
‐ I'll take whatever.
‐ If he can't get
706
00:31:37,351 --> 00:31:38,691
a girl in here,
707
00:31:38,686 --> 00:31:40,856
he can't get a girl.
708
00:31:40,855 --> 00:31:43,975
‐ You got to listen to us.
We will not lead you wrong.
709
00:31:43,983 --> 00:31:46,243
‐ Do you think we could
help Jeff out with a date?
710
00:31:46,235 --> 00:31:47,855
‐ Oh, I don't know
711
00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:49,492
because I've been away
from the game a long time.
712
00:31:49,488 --> 00:31:53,368
‐ Yeah, me too.
‐ When they say swipe right,
713
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:55,537
I think that means there's food
over there, you know?
714
00:31:55,536 --> 00:31:56,946
‐ What does it mean?
715
00:31:56,954 --> 00:31:58,874
I've never even heard
swipe right.
716
00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:00,673
I don't even know
that my phone swipes right.
717
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:02,036
‐ Well, it means
you really like somebody.
718
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:04,003
‐ No.
How do you know that?
719
00:32:04,003 --> 00:32:05,173
‐ I'm, with it.
720
00:32:05,171 --> 00:32:07,591
I'm current, man.
‐ Yeah.
721
00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:10,590
‐ ♪ Jeff is coming to town ♪
‐ ♪ I've got you in the car ♪
722
00:32:10,593 --> 00:32:14,563
‐ ♪ He's looking for a woman ♪
‐ ♪ I'm looking for a woman ♪
723
00:32:14,555 --> 00:32:18,385
‐ ♪ That won't take him down ♪
‐ ♪ That won't take me down ♪
724
00:32:18,392 --> 00:32:21,272
‐ These guys have had 11 wives
among the four of them.
725
00:32:27,693 --> 00:32:29,783
I don't think I need
their advice on women.
726
00:32:29,779 --> 00:32:32,949
Look at this.
Four beautiful girls.
727
00:32:32,948 --> 00:32:35,448
Four guys.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
728
00:32:35,451 --> 00:32:38,081
Ditch the dorks
and hang out with us?
729
00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:39,829
‐ No, we don't need any girls.
‐ We don't need any girls.
730
00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:41,620
‐ Hey, what's one night?
731
00:32:41,624 --> 00:32:43,754
‐ Well, one night
could lead to ruin.
732
00:32:43,751 --> 00:32:46,881
‐ One night could lead
to another lost house.
733
00:32:46,879 --> 00:32:49,759
I don't need that.
[laughter]
734
00:32:49,757 --> 00:32:51,627
‐ Oh, boy.
735
00:32:51,634 --> 00:32:55,104
‐ Let's try and educate him
on what our attitude is.
736
00:32:55,096 --> 00:32:57,466
Like, each one of us
will have a different attitude
737
00:32:57,473 --> 00:32:58,893
maybe that'll work for him.
738
00:32:58,891 --> 00:33:01,141
‐ I'm not comfortable
with all this.
739
00:33:01,143 --> 00:33:02,773
‐ I'm gonna talk to
those girls over there.
740
00:33:02,770 --> 00:33:04,400
‐ Go do it, buddy.
‐ Oh, boy.
741
00:33:04,397 --> 00:33:08,067
‐ It's time to find Jeff
a woman.
742
00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:09,067
Hello.
743
00:33:09,068 --> 00:33:12,488
♪ ♪
744
00:33:12,488 --> 00:33:16,488
This young man needs
a girlfriend.
745
00:33:16,492 --> 00:33:17,952
Come over here.
‐ Oh, God.
746
00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:19,542
I'm embarrassed, guys.
‐ Sit down.
747
00:33:19,537 --> 00:33:21,117
‐ Hello, there.
‐ Sit down.
748
00:33:21,122 --> 00:33:22,962
This is Jeff.
749
00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:24,997
Do you speak English?
A little bit.
750
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,790
‐ I just like to get
everything out of the way.
751
00:33:26,794 --> 00:33:28,424
I am disease‐free.
752
00:33:28,421 --> 00:33:31,341
[music slows, stops]
753
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:35,010
‐ I'm thinking the language
barrier is helping Jeff.
754
00:33:36,679 --> 00:33:39,429
‐ That's not how
a bear get honey.
755
00:33:39,432 --> 00:33:40,982
Lean over and talk.
Let her smell you.
756
00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:43,305
Did you put on that cologne
like I told you?
757
00:33:48,023 --> 00:33:51,193
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
758
00:33:51,193 --> 00:33:53,863
sugar is sweet...
Say it, say it.
759
00:33:53,863 --> 00:33:55,823
‐ And so are you.
‐ Oh!
760
00:33:55,823 --> 00:33:57,873
This is my friend.
He knows poems.
761
00:34:00,161 --> 00:34:01,541
‐ It's not working.
‐ That's enough.
762
00:34:01,537 --> 00:34:03,077
‐ I don't understand.
763
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,040
You got to be aggressive.
You got to get up there.
764
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,540
Take a bold step.
765
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:09,002
You are a major bore.
766
00:34:09,003 --> 00:34:12,053
♪ ♪
767
00:34:12,047 --> 00:34:14,797
You got to go
get yourself woman!
768
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,050
Hey, this is how you do it.
769
00:34:17,052 --> 00:34:18,682
I'm married, married.
770
00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,719
I'm married.
Married. Happy.
771
00:34:20,723 --> 00:34:22,893
‐ Why am I taking
relationship advice
772
00:34:22,892 --> 00:34:25,022
from someone dancing around
like a wild man?
773
00:34:26,228 --> 00:34:28,398
‐ Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
774
00:34:28,397 --> 00:34:30,187
Well, Jeff, at least
I'm not afraid of girls.
775
00:34:30,191 --> 00:34:31,691
‐ I'm not afraid of girls.
776
00:34:31,692 --> 00:34:33,322
‐ Guy, get up here.
Come on, guy.
777
00:34:33,319 --> 00:34:36,239
Boh, boh, boh, boh, boh.
778
00:34:36,238 --> 00:34:37,488
That's Jeff.
779
00:34:37,490 --> 00:34:39,330
See what I'm doing?
780
00:34:39,325 --> 00:34:41,325
‐ I don't want to say
this night's gone off the rails.
781
00:34:41,327 --> 00:34:42,867
‐ This is called the pony.
782
00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:44,580
Yeah, baby, I'm riding it.
783
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:47,040
‐ But, this [bleep]'s
off the rails.
784
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,211
‐ Jeff, you got
to have an attitude,
785
00:34:50,211 --> 00:34:52,421
and nothing I can do
in English can explain it.
786
00:34:52,421 --> 00:34:55,261
I'm gonna sing it for you and
then you'll have the attitude.
787
00:34:55,257 --> 00:34:56,427
‐ You're serious?
You're gonna sing?
788
00:34:56,425 --> 00:34:58,675
‐ Yeah.
There's a great song
789
00:34:58,677 --> 00:35:01,887
that will teach Jeff
how to get a girl.
790
00:35:01,889 --> 00:35:02,889
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.
791
00:35:02,890 --> 00:35:04,100
‐ Go get them, Bill!
792
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:05,730
Get them, baby!
793
00:35:05,726 --> 00:35:07,056
[cheers and applause]
794
00:35:07,061 --> 00:35:09,691
‐ This is for my friends
back there.
795
00:35:09,688 --> 00:35:12,398
‐ Oh, no.
‐ Anybody here speak English?
796
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,660
Great, you'll love this song.
797
00:35:20,908 --> 00:35:23,488
[cheers and applause]
Yeah!
798
00:35:23,494 --> 00:35:26,254
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
799
00:35:26,247 --> 00:35:28,867
Oh, yeah!
800
00:35:28,874 --> 00:35:32,134
I see you driving around town
with the girl I love,
801
00:35:32,128 --> 00:35:34,208
and I'm like, forget you.
802
00:35:34,213 --> 00:35:35,803
I'm like, forget you.
803
00:35:35,798 --> 00:35:39,468
I guess the change
in my pocket wasn't enough.
804
00:35:39,468 --> 00:35:42,888
I'm like forget you,
forget her too.
805
00:35:42,888 --> 00:35:46,308
‐ It's time to go solo
if I want to meet a nice girl,
806
00:35:46,308 --> 00:35:48,388
or a‐not‐so‐nice girl.
807
00:35:48,394 --> 00:35:50,104
Sorry about my dads.
808
00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:53,404
‐ Yeah, look, I'm sorry
I can't afford a Ferrari.
809
00:35:53,399 --> 00:35:55,899
That don't mean I can't get you.
810
00:35:55,901 --> 00:35:58,281
‐ I don't know why these guys
think I need advice with women.
811
00:35:58,279 --> 00:36:00,239
Trust me, guys.
I do all right.
812
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,659
[speaking Korean]
813
00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:06,540
Ooh!
814
00:36:06,537 --> 00:36:08,707
She probably didn't understand
what I was trying to say.
815
00:36:08,706 --> 00:36:10,576
How do you say sex?
816
00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:11,583
Ooh.
817
00:36:11,584 --> 00:36:12,754
It's a numbers game.
818
00:36:12,751 --> 00:36:14,801
‐ I wish you the best.
819
00:36:14,795 --> 00:36:16,955
Forget you!
820
00:36:16,964 --> 00:36:20,134
[cheers and applause]
821
00:36:23,012 --> 00:36:25,262
‐ You miss your wife?
‐ No, I don't miss her.
822
00:36:25,264 --> 00:36:26,644
[laughter]
823
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,930
‐ He forgot we were
filming this.
824
00:36:27,933 --> 00:36:30,193
‐ Oh, oh, yes, yes!
825
00:36:31,604 --> 00:36:35,274
[both speaking Korean]
826
00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:51,253
[upbeat music]
827
00:36:51,248 --> 00:36:52,628
[car horns honking]
828
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,375
♪ ♪
829
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,350
‐ Jeff fell in love.
830
00:37:09,350 --> 00:37:10,680
‐ Nobody wanted to spoon me.
831
00:37:10,684 --> 00:37:13,404
‐ Beat it.
Get outta my potato chips.
832
00:37:26,408 --> 00:37:29,038
[indistinct announcer]
833
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,580
[overlapping shouting]
834
00:37:32,581 --> 00:37:34,251
‐ Good spot for a picnic?
835
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:37,710
These guys do nothing
but criticize everything I do,
836
00:37:37,711 --> 00:37:39,211
including my game
with the ladies,
837
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:41,013
which is on point.
838
00:37:41,006 --> 00:37:42,716
But I'm pretty sure
they're gonna like this
839
00:37:42,716 --> 00:37:44,546
last little treat
I got up my sleeve.
840
00:37:44,551 --> 00:37:48,561
‐ Another man picnic.
I've only had two in my life.
841
00:37:48,555 --> 00:37:50,885
Both of them
been on this trip.
842
00:37:50,891 --> 00:37:53,771
‐ Picnics are for friends.
‐ What a nice time
843
00:37:53,769 --> 00:37:55,399
to kind of enjoy one another.
844
00:37:55,396 --> 00:37:57,016
‐ That's the spirit.
845
00:37:57,022 --> 00:37:59,232
‐ I've been all my life,
846
00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,533
I guess since 16 years,
847
00:38:01,527 --> 00:38:02,947
I've been trying to make money.
848
00:38:02,945 --> 00:38:05,605
Breadwinner for the family.
The big man.
849
00:38:05,614 --> 00:38:08,244
The Olympic champion
right to being a professional.
850
00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:10,242
I haven't had a chance
to be a little boy.
851
00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:12,004
Now I'm running around.
852
00:38:11,996 --> 00:38:14,956
I'm enjoying this.
‐ I see you laughing every day.
853
00:38:14,957 --> 00:38:17,787
‐ I get up and just
I'm a kid, and I love it.
854
00:38:17,793 --> 00:38:19,553
I'd like to keep it going.
855
00:38:19,545 --> 00:38:22,415
‐ To me, I'm more into
having fun
856
00:38:22,423 --> 00:38:25,473
because life to me is so short.
857
00:38:25,467 --> 00:38:29,597
‐ You know what makes
the trip special is Jeff.
858
00:38:29,596 --> 00:38:32,466
Every day he gets up
ready to go again.
859
00:38:32,474 --> 00:38:34,314
‐ Thanks, George.
‐ It inspires me.
860
00:38:34,310 --> 00:38:35,980
I don't know how he does it.
861
00:38:35,978 --> 00:38:38,558
‐ He's 30 years old, George.
862
00:38:38,564 --> 00:38:40,154
‐ No, I've been
with guys younger than him
863
00:38:40,149 --> 00:38:41,649
who was ready to quit.
864
00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:43,400
He's got a "let's go" spirit.
865
00:38:43,402 --> 00:38:45,742
‐ What nickname would you
give him if he was your son?
866
00:38:45,738 --> 00:38:47,278
‐ George.
867
00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:49,741
[laughter]
868
00:38:49,742 --> 00:38:52,542
‐ Heavyweight Champion
and Olympic Gold Medalist
869
00:38:52,536 --> 00:38:54,826
George Foreman
is inspired by me.
870
00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:57,960
If I had a microphone right now,
I'd drop it.
871
00:38:57,958 --> 00:38:59,838
Unfortunately,
it's clipped to this shirt
872
00:38:59,835 --> 00:39:02,125
and would be disrespectful
to our sound crew.
873
00:39:02,129 --> 00:39:03,959
‐ Honest to God,
if we're having a picnic...
874
00:39:03,964 --> 00:39:05,514
‐ Where's the food?
‐ It's on its way.
875
00:39:05,507 --> 00:39:07,297
It's being delivered.
‐ Is this being catered?
876
00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:09,681
‐ It's being delivered.
‐ Look what's coming our way.
877
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:16,849
‐ That's classy.
‐ Pretty cool, huh?
878
00:39:16,852 --> 00:39:18,812
‐ That is cool.
‐ Where's it gonna land?
879
00:39:18,812 --> 00:39:20,232
‐ It's the future.
Technology.
880
00:39:21,523 --> 00:39:22,693
‐ The good thing about the trip
881
00:39:22,691 --> 00:39:25,321
is I wake up excited every day
882
00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:28,529
to get out and explore things
you never knew existed.
883
00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:30,490
This trip afforded me that.
884
00:39:30,491 --> 00:39:32,281
‐ Got it, man.
885
00:39:32,284 --> 00:39:36,044
‐ How cool is this?
‐ That is cool.
886
00:39:36,038 --> 00:39:38,998
‐ And a steal
at only 700,000 won.
887
00:39:38,999 --> 00:39:42,709
‐ Get out of here!
‐ Look at that thing work.
888
00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:43,711
‐ Jeff.
‐ Cool, huh?
889
00:39:43,712 --> 00:39:45,012
‐ That does it, yeah.
890
00:39:45,005 --> 00:39:46,965
‐ You have made up
for every mistake.
891
00:39:46,965 --> 00:39:49,215
‐ Yeah, and the best part is
you don't have to tip a drone.
892
00:39:49,218 --> 00:39:51,888
[men chuckling]
‐ That's funny.
893
00:39:51,887 --> 00:39:53,717
‐ It's really squeezed in there.
894
00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:55,522
You have to pay
for a bigger basket,
895
00:39:55,516 --> 00:39:57,306
so I got the medium‐sized one.
896
00:39:57,309 --> 00:39:58,689
‐ That is really pretty.
That is pretty.
897
00:39:58,685 --> 00:40:01,225
‐ Oh, boy. Look at here, George.
898
00:40:01,230 --> 00:40:03,690
‐ Oh, ho ho.
Golly, look at that!
899
00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:06,820
‐ That what I sound like?
‐ Hah.
900
00:40:06,819 --> 00:40:09,069
‐ Talk about
an advanced society,
901
00:40:09,071 --> 00:40:11,741
a drone just
dropped us lunch.
902
00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:13,410
‐ Robots are the future.
903
00:40:13,409 --> 00:40:15,539
Soon we'll all be dating them.
904
00:40:15,536 --> 00:40:17,446
‐ We got to hurry up
and get you a girl.
905
00:40:17,454 --> 00:40:19,044
‐ You married girls
are always trying
906
00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:20,249
to make everyone else
miserable like yourselves.
907
00:40:20,249 --> 00:40:21,829
‐ Oh, no, we're not miserable.
908
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:23,594
[overlapping chatter]
‐ I miss my wife, man.
909
00:40:23,585 --> 00:40:24,915
I miss my wife,
I'll tell you.
910
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,920
‐ Do you miss your wife?
‐ Do I miss her?
911
00:40:26,922 --> 00:40:28,592
‐ Yeah.
‐ No, I don't miss her.
912
00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:31,930
Oh, oh, yes, yes.
913
00:40:31,927 --> 00:40:33,387
‐ Millions of people.
914
00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:34,757
‐ He forgot
we were filming this.
915
00:40:34,763 --> 00:40:36,603
‐ I miss my wife.
I miss my dogs.
916
00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:38,768
‐ Oh, yeah.
‐ I miss my horses.
917
00:40:38,767 --> 00:40:40,387
‐ Good thing you put
that in order.
918
00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:42,064
‐ [laughing]
919
00:40:42,062 --> 00:40:44,192
‐ Who would have thought
that going on a trip
920
00:40:44,189 --> 00:40:46,189
with these four guys
921
00:40:46,191 --> 00:40:48,441
would make us
all feel young again?
922
00:40:48,444 --> 00:40:51,704
‐ ♪ Tonight ♪
923
00:40:51,697 --> 00:40:54,197
♪ We are young...♪
924
00:40:54,199 --> 00:40:57,789
‐ This feeeels soooo goooood.
925
00:40:57,786 --> 00:40:59,996
‐ It's about trying
brand‐new things,
926
00:40:59,997 --> 00:41:02,367
whether it was
eating strange food...
927
00:41:02,374 --> 00:41:05,634
‐ Octopus?
‐ Oh, my gosh.
928
00:41:05,627 --> 00:41:08,257
‐ Pushing yourself beyond
your own limits...
929
00:41:08,255 --> 00:41:11,465
‐ ♪ Let's set...♪
930
00:41:11,467 --> 00:41:13,587
‐ Dancing like teenagers...
931
00:41:13,594 --> 00:41:16,434
‐ ♪ Now, I know that
I'm not ♪
932
00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:19,560
♪ All that you got ♪
933
00:41:19,558 --> 00:41:21,438
‐ Or losing a phone
934
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:23,725
in the most dangerous
country in the world.
935
00:41:23,729 --> 00:41:25,439
‐ Oh!
‐ Stop!
936
00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:27,569
[alarm blaring]
‐ Okay, okay.
937
00:41:27,566 --> 00:41:30,646
So sorry.
[alarm blaring]
938
00:41:30,652 --> 00:41:33,782
And at the end of the day,
you're still laughing.
939
00:41:36,950 --> 00:41:38,990
And that goes to show you
that youth...
940
00:41:38,994 --> 00:41:46,964
♪ ♪
941
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,460
Is a state of mind.
942
00:41:50,672 --> 00:41:52,342
‐ George, that was mine.
943
00:41:52,341 --> 00:41:53,971
‐ It was halfway out.
944
00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:55,967
It was halfway out.
‐ I was getting it in position,
945
00:41:55,969 --> 00:41:57,099
you thief.
946
00:41:57,095 --> 00:41:59,845
[laughter]
947
00:41:59,848 --> 00:42:03,438
‐ ♪ Tonight ♪
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