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["Three Times a Lady" playing]
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- Oh, slow dance, come on.
- No!
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- Yes.
- I'm not dancing to Lionel Richie.
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Why not?
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Because... it's, like, it's a man rule.
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- [giggles] Boring rule!
- [chuckles]
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May I have the honor?
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- There you go.
- Oh, yes! Thank you, Ray.
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[Lisa chuckles]
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♪ To the end of our rainbow ♪
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♪ There's something I must ♪
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♪ Say out loud ♪
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♪ You're once ♪
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♪ Twice ♪
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♪ Three times a lady ♪
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- ♪ And I love you ♪
- [sighs]
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[mournful instrumental music plays]
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[Brandy whines]
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[barks gently]
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It's looking like, touch wood...
[chuckles]
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...um... that me and Jill
are going to get back together.
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So, I think it was just a wobble.
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It's such a weight off my mind.
I feel so...
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I just feel so happy.
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[sarcastically] Good for you!
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Thanks.
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Er...
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- Are you OK?
- No, I'm not OK, actually.
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I'm fed up.
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Sick of this shit.
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Hearing people whinging all day long,
it rubs off on me, brings me down.
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Sometimes I just wanna say,
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"Shut the fuck up, you whiny bitch."
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I'm gonna knock it on the head soon.
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Do a podcast with Ratty and the Nonce,
people'd pay for that.
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It's better than this fucking bollocks.
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Um, what will the podcast be about?
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Advice for men.
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- Right.
- How to fucking grow a pair.
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Pushing back
against all this namby-pamby shit.
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Let me tell you something, Matt.
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Alpha males...
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save nations.
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Fact.
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Yeah...
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What would we do now
if Hitler decided to invade us?
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Give him a little kiss and cuddle?
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Stroke his hair?
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- No, I don't...
- No.
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Bend him over...
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and fuck him up his little Nazi arse,
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rape him up the shitbox
till he fucking vomits,
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cut off his bollocks and shove them
in his fucking Nazi mouth,
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and send him back to sausage land.
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Great. Um... thanks for all your help.
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Um... have you got any therapist friends
you could talk to?
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About what?
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About... wanting to rape Hitler.
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Anybody who doesn't want to rape Hitler
is a fucking bender.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go.
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Um...
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Um...
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[Matt clicks tongue]
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I'll see you, uh, around, then.
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Bye.
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Are you, um...
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are you gonna mention my accident
in the review?
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Um...
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- He means him shitting himself on stage.
- Mm.
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I... I guessed
that's what he meant, Brian.
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[James] 'Cause, please...
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don't.
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'Cause I'm...
I'm already a laughing stock.
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- You're not a laughing stock.
- I am, I'm a laughing stock.
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I won't mention it. I'll say,
"A good time was had by all."
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OK. [relieved sigh]
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Are you gonna say
that I died on my arse, or...?
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'Cause I did. Classic. Your bottle goes,
you don't know where you're going,
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don't know what you're doing,
all over the place. I was in a haze.
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I think I got a little bit
of stage fright.
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I forgot a lot of my best jokes.
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- What jokes did you forget?
- [Brian] Ooh! Er...
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What do you get if you cross my ex-wife
with Buzz Aldrin?
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You get an astronaut who fucks gypsies.
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[Sandy and James laugh awkwardly]
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- [Brian] You like that one?
- Yeah, that was... good.
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Um... I'm just going to keep writing.
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Um...
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- [Matt] You all right?
- Dad died last night.
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[sighs] Oh, mate.
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Let everyone know. Tell them
not to talk to me about it, 'cause...
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sympathy makes me worse.
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Yeah. Um... Is there anything I can do?
Do you need any help with the funeral?
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I don't think there's... much to be done,
to be honest.
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He only had me.
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No will,
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'cause he had fuck-all.
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No one to argue with. That's why...
funerals are usually a nightmare.
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Ten members of the family
coming up with shit ideas.
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"It's what he would've wanted."
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Yeah, it doesn't matter what he wants,
does it? He's dead.
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You mean it's what you want,
so you can get involved
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and take a bit of credit.
Well, none of that. I'm in charge.
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I pick a day convenient for me.
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I might not even turn up. I've paid.
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He's dead.
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Nice eulogy.
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He was my dad.
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I'll have a drink on him.
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He was a lovely man, your dad.
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And you're right, he didn't have much,
but he was always happy.
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He had Mum.
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That was... That was the secret.
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I didn't understand it growing up.
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We had no money, and yet
he was always so positive.
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I didn't understand it
till I met Lisa, but...
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[inhales deeply]
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...it is everything.
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Being in love, I mean.
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You just don't need anything else.
[chuckles lightly]
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You realize that even more
when they're not around.
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- No hugging.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Of course.
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I'll send a memo: "No hugging."
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All right.
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- I'm gonna go to the nursing home.
- Yeah.
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What did you think of the show, mate?
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Yeah. Yeah, it was brilliant.
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Really funny.
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You were great, too, James. Well done.
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OK, everyone, listen up. Um...
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Tony's dad died last night,
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but he doesn't want to talk about it
with anyone.
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He just wants to... get on with it.
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He doesn't cope with sympathy too well.
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Uh... So, no hugging...
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or anything. Um...
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OK.
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Yeah, as you were. Carry on.
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[nurse] That's all his personal stuff.
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His... clothes we normally take
to the charity shop.
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Yeah, sure.
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Um...
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[sighs] Guess I won't be...
popping in 'ere every day.
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Well, no. Right.
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- No, I mean...
- I know.
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I'd like to... see you.
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But, uh...
I know we've got a lot on and...
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um... I know you're in a hurry
for summat to happen,
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- but...
- I'm not in a hurry!
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- [sighs]
- No, I mean... you know.
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- Anyway, you've got Simon now.
- [scoffs]
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I haven't got Simon.
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I just...
I've got a bit of company, that's all.
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Haven't I?
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- You know how I feel about you.
- I know.
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- But you're not interested.
- I am,
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but I don't know
why we can't just carry on like this,
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you know? We see each other all the time.
It's great.
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We like each other.
Why do you have to call it summat?
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Let's just carry on,
you know, and nothing changes.
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Groundhog Day.
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- [sighs]
- Maybe I don't want Groundhog Day.
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I know.
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OK.
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Thank you. Um...
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- [sighs] See you later.
- Mm-hmm.
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[wistful instrumental music plays]
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[door opens]
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- [Roxy] Only me!
- [door closes]
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Hello, mate.
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- [Tony] All right?
- All right?
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Yeah.
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[Roxy sighs heavily]
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- Sorry to hear about your dad.
- Cheers.
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What are these?
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Sleeping pills.
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Why?
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To help me sleep.
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Really?
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Yeah, I just...
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[exhales nervously]
Why are they down here?
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So I don't have to get up to kill myself.
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Tony, seriously...
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What? There...
Look, there was a time, but, you know...
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I mean, you could take 'em away,
but if I really wanted to do summat,
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there's knives in the kitchen,
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I could fucking hang myself
in a wardrobe with a belt.
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- Why you still thinking like that?
- I'm not, particularly.
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Not all the time.
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Have you just come round to nag me?
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No, I've come...
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I've come round to see if you're OK.
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How's it going with the postman?
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Please tell me you're OK.
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I'm OK.
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How's it going with the postman?
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Yeah, I mean... he's a funny man.
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Nice description.
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I'm just worried, you know,
my past is going to catch up with me
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and he's not gonna be able
to cope with it.
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Don't worry about your past.
Worry about your future.
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I'm more worried about your future.
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You remind me of Lisa sometimes.
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Everyone else had to be OK
before she could be OK.
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[sentimental piano music plays]
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At night, in bed,
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she'd say,
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"Good night."
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And sometimes,
I wouldn't answer her, to wind her up.
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And she'd go, "Say it!
You gotta say it, or I can't sleep."
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And I'd go, "Why? It's stupid."
She'd go, "Say it!"
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And I had to say it last as well.
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And, uh, eventually, I'd go...
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"Oh, good night."
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Then she could sleep.
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[Tony taps keyboard]
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Do you want a tea?
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Uh... No, I'm fine, thanks.
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Bloody hell, who died? [chuckles]
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Tony's dad died, um, last night.
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Oh, no.
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- Oh, no.
- No, but don't, um...
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Oh, I'm so sorry about your dad. Oh!
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She didn't get the memo.
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Cheers, Kath.
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He had a good innings, as they say.
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Er... Carry on, everyone.
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[Lenny] A job's come in,
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but I can cover it on my own,
you don't need to worry.
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I'm fine.
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Look, everyone, I'm fine.
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I lost him a couple of years ago,
to be honest, so...
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got me used to the idea.
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Um...
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It's not like Lisa,
it's the natural order of things.
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Um...
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I'll still miss him, obviously,
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more than if it had been sudden,
in a way. Um...
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Once he got ill, I saw him every day.
[chuckles sadly]
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Before he was ill,
I saw him about once a month.
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Life goes on. So...
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back to normal.
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Yeah.
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You look sad.
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Good work.
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- What's the story?
- [Lenny] Um...
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"Fifty-year-old man identifies
as eight-year-old schoolgirl."
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Now we're talking!
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[giggles]
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[Tony] Er...
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And, Tracy,
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what do you... make of all this?
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- Well, it's bloody ridiculous.
- It's not.
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It is, it's embarrassing.
It's a load of bollocks.
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00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,120
I'm trans, deal with it.
257
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,920
You're not trans,
you're having a breakdown.
258
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,960
Transphobic.
259
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,720
- It's not transphobic, you're not trans.
- I am trans.
260
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,560
I haven't got a problem with trans people.
Real trans people.
261
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,880
I couldn't give a shit what gender
people want to be, or become,
262
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,120
or what they want to be called,
how they want to dress,
263
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,296
or if they keep the knob
or fanny they were born with,
264
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,600
I couldn't give a shit.
265
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,480
But you are not trans,
you're having a fucking breakdown.
266
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,760
- I identify... as an eight-year-old girl.
- Well, you're not an eight-year-old girl.
267
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,040
You are what you identify as.
268
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,880
He pulls this sort of shit all the time.
269
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,720
He saw a documentary once about ME,
had that for a year.
270
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,200
That was a nightmare! You're tired
all the time. I couldn't work.
271
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,280
It was bullshit.
272
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,360
There is a lot of misunderstanding
and cynicism about the disease.
273
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,640
Yeah, and you didn't fucking have it,
you moron.
274
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,040
Silly twat thought
he caught Down syndrome last year.
275
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,880
I was seven!
276
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,320
Oh, fuck me!
277
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,560
You're a 50-year-old plumber
from Sheffield.
278
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,400
Your name's Dennis, for fuck's sake.
279
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,600
- It's Denise.
- I am not calling you Denise.
280
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,880
Again, transphobic, you see.
If you loved me, you'd deal with it.
281
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,480
Well, I do love you.
But I married Dennis Charlton.
282
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,680
And if that's no longer your name,
then I'm not married to you.
283
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,760
Right. Once and for all...
284
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,240
I identify as an eight-year-old girl
called Denise.
285
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,920
Therefore, I am an eight-year-old girl.
286
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,800
Well, tell that to your cock and bollocks,
you silly cunt.
287
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,896
Everyone knows what's in your knickers,
and if you're an eight-year-old girl,
288
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,160
you've been shoplifting
from the local fucking butchers.
289
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,600
[door opens, closes]
290
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,160
- What's going on?
- Ay-up, love.
291
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,640
It's the local paper.
They're going to do a bit on us.
292
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,160
Dad! [sighs]
293
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,920
- Do you want to play dollies later?
- [door opens]
294
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,600
[door slams shut]
295
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,320
Take a picture.
296
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,400
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
297
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,480
[camera clicks]
298
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,720
Is that going to be in the paper?
299
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,000
Er... Yeah, I guess so.
300
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,560
Oh, I want to kill myself!
301
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,200
[Tony] No, you don't.
We don't have to mention you.
302
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,840
He's still your dad.
303
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,200
How can he be my dad
if he's an eight-year-old girl now?
304
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,160
We both know
he's not an eight-year-old girl.
305
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,000
He's... your dad,
306
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,200
and you'll miss him when he's not around.
307
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,040
- My dad died yesterday.
- Really?
308
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,920
Yeah. I miss him.
309
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,800
And I'm old.
310
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,320
- You love him, don't you?
- Yeah.
311
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,040
[Tony] Course you do, he's your dad.
312
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,000
You might have to remind him of that
now and again, but...
313
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,840
one day, you'll both laugh about this.
314
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,800
- When?
- [Tony] Dunno.
315
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,720
When he's 12?
316
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,480
[Tony and girl chuckle]
317
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,960
[Tony] I'll see you later.
318
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,560
Poor kid.
319
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,280
Wife weren't that happy.
320
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,560
I know, he's having a breakdown, in't he?
321
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,840
- You think?
- What do you mean?
322
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,960
Well, you don't believe he's just trans?
323
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,040
I dunno. As I say, I'm old.
324
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,840
- He could be trans and having a breakdown.
- Yeah. Anything's possible these days.
325
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,120
- Do you still get transvestites?
- What do you mean?
326
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:04,000
Well... now, people are transgender,
ain't they, or gender fluid?
327
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:08,400
So, a bloke can say,
"I identify as a bloke or a woman,"
328
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,920
and that's their gender,
whatever they say it is.
329
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,960
- Right.
- Well, years ago,
330
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,680
you used to have transsexuals,
331
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,480
where you'd have an operation
to become a proper bird.
332
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,560
And you had transvestites,
333
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,800
you know, blokes that liked
to dress up as a bird now and again.
334
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,840
You don't really see them ones anymore.
335
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,720
But they were like that fella.
336
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,760
They didn't do all of the,
"I identify as a real woman," or anything.
337
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,120
Then you had, like,
young people being a bit androgynous,
338
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,240
wearing makeup for fashion,
and they'd grow out of it an' that.
339
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,480
- What's your point?
- Well, it's all got a bit serious.
340
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,160
No one just dresses up as a bird
for a laugh anymore.
341
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,000
Good. It was never that funny.
342
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,200
[church bells toll]
343
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,640
Uh... my dad died.
344
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,560
Uh...
345
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,120
Oh, Tony.
346
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,640
- I'm so sorry.
- Cheers.
347
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,640
- I'm glad you got to see so much of him.
- Mm.
348
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,760
Such a good son.
349
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,280
Oh... don't.
350
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,560
[chuckles wryly]
351
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:21,400
I love the fact... you said something nice
about me 'cause you know
352
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,520
- the guilt will be kicking in about now.
- No, no. No, no.
353
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,160
- [chuckles]
- You're a good boy.
354
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,240
[gentle instrumental music plays]
355
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,240
[doorbell rings]
356
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,520
Hi.
357
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,040
Um... Roxy's not here.
358
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,160
Oh, I... Postcard.
359
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,480
"Sorry about your dad. Pat." [chuckles]
360
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,760
- [voice breaking] Cheers.
- Oh, mate.
361
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:59,080
No, it's not... my dad dying.
It's kindness I have a problem with.
362
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,560
Towards me, I mean.
363
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,360
I don't think I deserve it.
364
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,120
And... sorry about all the times
I was an arsehole to you,
365
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,520
I was just lashing out.
366
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,120
Arsehole?
367
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,720
I thought it was banter.
368
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,800
[chuckles]
369
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,560
At least you didn't ignore me.
Most people do.
370
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,560
You even sent me a postcard once.
371
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,040
And set me up with a prossie.
372
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,200
Sex worker.
373
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,160
[chuckles] Wife, maybe.
374
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800
They're the best.
375
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320
Cheers.
376
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,560
["Passing Afternoon" plays]
♪ There are times that walk from you ♪
377
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,040
♪ Like some passing afternoon ♪
378
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:46,080
♪ Summer warmed the open window ♪
379
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,440
♪ Of her honeymoon ♪
380
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,360
♪ And she chose a yard to burn ♪
381
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,880
♪ But the ground remembers her ♪
382
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,960
♪ Wooden spoons
Her children stir her ♪
383
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,440
- ♪ Bougainvillea blooms ♪
- [Brandy whines]
384
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:13,040
♪ There are things that drift away ♪
385
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,920
- [whines]
- ♪ Like our endless numbered days ♪
386
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:23,040
♪ Autumn blew the quilt right off ♪
387
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,160
♪ The perfect bed she made ♪
388
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,040
- ♪ And she's chosen to believe ♪
- [Tony] Good girl.
389
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,680
- ♪ In the hymns her mother sings ♪
- [Brandy whimpers]
390
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:42,200
♪ Sometimes, with the windows closed ♪
391
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,920
- ♪ She'll sit and think of me ♪
- [sighs heavily]
392
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,680
♪ But she'll mend his tattered clothes ♪
393
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,320
♪ And they'll kiss as if they know ♪
394
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,960
♪ Baby sleeps in all our bones ♪
395
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:07,720
♪ So scared to be alone ♪
396
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,600
[vicar] We meet here today
to honor and pay tribute
397
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,160
to the life of Ray Johnson,
398
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,920
and to express our love
and admiration for him.
399
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,760
Also to try to bring some comfort
400
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,880
to those of his family and friends
who are here and grieving.
401
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,120
Today is also a day for memories.
402
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,360
I didn't know Ray well,
403
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,520
but someone who did
is his beloved son Tony,
404
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,760
who would like to share
some personal thoughts with you. Tony.
405
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,560
Dad was born in 1939.
406
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,360
Uh... He used to say...
407
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,880
he was such an ugly baby
that Hitler declared war.
408
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,520
He was such an easygoing man.
409
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,360
You could say he had no big ambition,
he worked hard,
410
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,040
enjoyed a drink,
411
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,120
fell in love, got married, had a kid,
412
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,760
did all the things he had to do
to provide
413
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,600
and live an average life, I guess.
414
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,800
When Mum died...
415
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,320
[sighs]
...who he loved more than anything,
416
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,480
I'd never seen...
417
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,400
such a lovely pair.
418
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,160
I think that's where
I got that beautiful dream from,
419
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,320
that you could
bump into the perfect soulmate
420
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,520
on this planet
of seven or eight billion people.
421
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,800
Anyway,
422
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,320
when Mum died, he was broken.
423
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,040
Uh... But he even did that alone.
424
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,680
He was old school.
425
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,000
Just because you're unhappy
426
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,800
doesn't mean
you have to make everyone else miserable.
427
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,920
The opposite to my approach.
428
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,560
He coped.
429
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,400
Until he couldn't anymore. Uh...
430
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,080
And that's where... Emma came in.
431
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,920
Thank you for looking after him.
432
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,200
He, uh... He loved you.
433
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,640
I can see why.
434
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,440
[mournful instrumental music plays]
435
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,840
[Tony] Thank you. Cheers.
Thanks for coming.
436
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,560
Thanks. Cheers. Thank you. Cheers.
437
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,920
Bye-bye. Thanks.
438
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,760
Yeah. Good, yeah. Cheers.
Thanks for coming.
439
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,480
Thank you. Cheers. See you soon.
440
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,880
Bye-bye. See you later. Cheers, man.
Thanks for coming, Kath.
441
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,560
So...?
442
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,120
Well... I see you every day.
443
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,360
It's lovely. I get a lovely feeling.
444
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,080
Why can't it just carry on like that
and then we die?
445
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,440
Yeah. Groundhog Day.
446
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,560
It might not always be like that.
I'm... better than I was.
447
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,320
Maybe one day I won't feel...
448
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,400
like I'm being unfaithful
to my wife, but...
449
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,840
I just can't... I can't promise...
450
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,160
You know... I love this, but...
451
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,080
it can't be any more.
452
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
You know?
453
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,840
Hm.
454
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,920
Well, I'm sorry again... about your dad.
455
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,880
Hello.
456
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,240
- You OK?
- Yeah.
457
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,720
Um...
458
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,800
You...
459
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,680
[chuckles softly]
460
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,640
Thanks for everything.
461
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,520
- [Paul] Anyone sitting here?
- No.
462
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,880
[Paul sighs]
463
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,680
Just needed to sit down for a bit.
464
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,680
Can't walk for too long now.
465
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,280
- Everything is starting to ache.
- [chuckles]
466
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,280
Ah... I won't be long.
467
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,840
Sit as long as you like.
468
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,520
That your husband?
469
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,320
Yes.
470
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,120
I lost my wife a little while back.
471
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,440
I'm still not over it. [exhales heavily]
472
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,960
I mean, there's nothing special
about that, I know.
473
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,080
I bet you feel the same.
474
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,560
Yes.
475
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,520
"In three words, I can sum up
everything I've learned about life.
476
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,520
It goes on."
477
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,120
Robert Frost.
478
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,600
- Yes!
- Wonderful.
479
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,320
Yes.
480
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,280
Life goes on.
481
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,240
It's not as good... [chuckles]
482
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,240
...but there you go.
483
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,320
["Silence" by Don Diablo plays]
484
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,480
♪ Heard you in the distance ♪
485
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,840
♪ A storm on the scope ♪
486
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,840
♪ Almighty thunder coming for me
I hoped ♪
487
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,960
♪ Rolled over the horizon ♪
488
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,040
♪ Swept up it all ♪
489
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,880
♪ Batten the hatches
And teardrops and branches ♪
490
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,560
♪ But I hear the silence now ♪
491
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,640
♪ Right in my core ♪
492
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,560
♪ I never heard silence ♪
493
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,840
♪ Like this before ♪
494
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,680
♪ Yeah, I hear the silence now ♪
495
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,320
♪ From wall to wall ♪
496
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,680
♪ Never heard silence ♪
497
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,920
♪ Like this before ♪
498
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,200
[lead jangling]
499
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,560
♪ Plane flies so high ♪
500
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,960
♪ Can't be seen or heard ♪
501
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,400
♪ Looking down on the hills ♪
502
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,600
♪ Looking down on all the birds ♪
503
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,760
[Lisa] Good night, gorgeous.
504
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,240
Say it back.
505
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,760
You gotta say it back, or I won't sleep.
506
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,480
Good night.
507
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,840
You said it?
508
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,480
Yeah.
509
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,280
Good. Now I can sleep.
510
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,920
- ♪ But I hear the silence now ♪
- [sobbing]
511
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,440
♪ From wall to wall ♪
512
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,640
- [Brandy whimpers]
- ♪ Never heard silence ♪
513
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,440
- [sniffles, sighs]
- ♪ Like this before ♪
514
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,600
[pills rattle]
515
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,360
- [sniffles]
- [Brandy whines, pants]
516
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,480
[music intensifies]
517
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,360
[whimpers, barks]
518
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,240
[Brandy whines, yowls]
519
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,680
[doorbell rings]
520
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,560
Hi.
521
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,400
I'll take Groundhog Day.
522
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,240
["The Only Thing" by Sufjan Stevens plays]
523
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:35,240
♪ The only thing that keeps me
From driving this car ♪
524
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:44,040
♪ Half-light, jack knife
Into the canyon at night ♪
525
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,960
♪ Signs and wonders ♪
526
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,400
♪ Perseus aligned with the skull ♪
527
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,680
♪ Slain Medusa ♪
528
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,040
♪ Pegasus alight from us all ♪
529
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,040
♪ Do I care if I survive this? ♪
530
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,560
♪ Bury the dead where they're found ♪
531
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,640
♪ In a veil of great surprises ♪
532
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,960
♪ I wonder did you love me at all? ♪
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