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New Cutey Honey

Konogoro hayari no onna-no-ko The kind of girl in fashion these days

Oshiri no chiisana onna-no-ko The kind of girl with a cute little derrière

Kotchi o muiteyo hanii Look this way, Honey

Datte nandaka datte datte nandamon Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Onegai onegai kizutsukenaide Please, please don't hurt me

Watashi no haato wa chuku chuku shichau no Or my heart is going to start aching

Iyayo iyayo iyayo mitsumecha iya Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Hanii furasshu! Honey Flash!

Imadoki ninki no onna-no-ko The kind of girl popular nowadays

Puku to boin no onna-no-ko The kind of girl that's perky and busty

Kotchi o muiteyo hanii Look this way, Honey

Datte nandaka datte datte nandamon Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Onegai onegai chikayoranaide Please, please don't get close to me

Watashi no ohana ga hiku-hiku shichau no Or my nose is going to start twitching

Iyayo iyayo iyayo mitsumecha iya Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Hanii furasshu! Honey Flash!

I'm going to change!

No!

No! Help me!

Beautiful... so beautiful.

No!

Wouldn't you like to stay this way forever?

Don't worry, I will give you the gift of eternal beauty.

No!

I will make you more beautiful than ever!

No, please!

No!

The Sweet Trap of the Jewel Princess

Mayor Light, I'm sorry to surprise you like this.

Ms. Kisaragi, what are you?

A warrior, one who fights any who would destroy the peace.

This is my true form.

Such a mystery!

And yet, these things happened in front of my own eyes.

I believe what you say is true, all of it.

Mayor Light...

You are a secretary no longer. You are our comrade in arms.

We'll fight together, in the name of love.

Honey!

I've waited to see you so long, wanted to see you so badly.

Thank you. I feel the same way.

Chokkei...

Yes?

If you hadn't come, what might have happened?

Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't really...

Thank you.

Was it a dream?

The Honey I saw was so different from the Honey I've always known.

Grandpa really likes her. But\hhe knows something I don't.

I wonder what happened to both of them, before.

Could it be something to do with Grandpa's quest?

To top it all off, there's that statue that looks just like Honey.

And then I saw... I saw...

Let me sleep!

Darling...

Mother!

Your room is next door!

Talk about clumsy.

After everything that's happened, we\hmoved to Grandpa's laboratory.

Grandpa was very insistent.

Bumbling buffoons!

How could you let the Hayami name sink to the level of robbery?

Have you no shame?

Now you shall all live and train with me!

So, just like that, our lives became one with Honey's.

You really don't have to shop in a place like this, you know?

True, but the prices are more reasonable here.

Well, but...

Our Honey's the kind of girl who puts economy over danger, right?

Wow! Gorgeous!

It sure is.

I'd love to have one of those.

Come on in. Don't just stand there. Come in, please.

Welcome to the shop of the Jewel Princess.

Wow, what a classy broad!

Jewel Princess?

A name my friends call me by.

It seemed fitting for the shop as well.

Please, go ahead and look around.

Oh, this is beautiful.

Wow!

It's true.

They are beautiful.

But...

Compared to your beauty, these\hjewels are just baubles of glass.

Honey!

Oh my, I am sorry. It's just that she is such a pretty girl.

Well...

Ah, yes. Perhaps I might give you this as an apology?

I couldn't possibly accept such an expensive gift!

It's all right. It would be good advertising for our shop,

if such a beautiful girl were seen wearing it.

Well, since she's so insistent, go ahead and take it! Take it!

Isn't that right, Miss?

But I couldn't just keep it.

My, as lovely in her sleep as awake! I like her more than ever!

Come on, time to come with me!

I don't recall inviting anyone to come visit at such a late hour!

Don't be so cold, my little pussycat!

It's you!

What are you doing, sneaking in here like a thief?

Running a store is only my cover! Behold the real Jewel Princess!

No!

Unless you wish me to embarrass\hyou, you will come with me now!

Sorry! This household has a very strict curfew!

If I were to leave, there'd be no breakfast for me in the morning!

I wouldn't worry about that!

I can make it so you'll never have to worry about eating again!

Come on!

I'm not going on a diet!

Talk about stubborn!

That's my line!

Honey Flash!

Honey, what's going on?

No!

What?!

What a view!

Dirty old man!

Grandpa!

Hey, this is a...

Move it!

A diamond!

Get lost!

Now what?

If you can call yourself a princess, then...

You can call me a queen!

A queen?

My, I like this! I want her more than ever!

Go get her, boys!

Too easy!

You!

You can't escape from the queen's whip!

I'm not usually into getting tied and whipped.

Now, I want to know why you tried to kidnap me.

Tried to kidnap Honey?

It would seem that I'm not the only admirer you have.

Try any more of your "boys" and you'll be standing there naked.

That's no worry! I'll have more than I can ever sell when I return!

She's gone!

Honey...

I'll not forget you so easily!

Somehow, some way, I'll add you to my collection!

Where is she?

Leave more diamonds!

The Jewel Princess...

My Honey is being so stubborn! What should I do?

Who's there?

Straining that tiny brain is bad for your complexion, lovey.

Virtual Hacker!

I don't remember calling you for advice.

Go practice your chicanery someplace else!

We thought perhaps we might help with adding to your collection.

You!

Didn't you want a certain girl?

You're out of line! And I don't need help from perverts!

It's not exactly my idea of fun, either!

Given my preference, I wouldn't be here.

But when someone like Dolmeck insists...

Dolmeck?

I see. There's more to this offer than meets the eye, isn't there?

All Dolmeck wants is to see the girl suffer. Nothing more.

Whatever you say.

Have you thought about this? This one is no pushover.

I've thought it through, and I accept your kind offer.

But I'm not paying a dime for your\hassistance, do you understand?

Looks like she's taken off.

True.

All right, let's take a look inside. Maybe we'll find something.

Yes, Sir.

Incidentally, Honey, I don't think that outfit is practical for this.

You think so?

This is the proper way to dress for this kind of work!

So, why don't you go ahead and, you know...

— I guess I should. — Yeah, yeah!

I'll just step around the corner and change! Wait right here!

Be on the lookout for perverts!

Dash!

Grandpa!

You can't spy on her!

Let me go! Don't be such a stick in the mud!

I've lived one hundred and fifty years just to enjoy this!

Honey Flash!

What do you think of this, Kind Sir?

Very nice, Honey!

Stupid, stupid! Chokkei, you dolt!

Why'd you have to spoil a poor old man's fun? Stupid, stupid, stupid...

I'm sorry, Grandpa.

Are you all right? Sir? Chokkei?

Hey! What's going on here?

It's got us too!

Is it some kind of trap?

What a sweet little boy! I could just eat him up!

Damn, what an energy reading! I feel\hlike my head's going to blow!

Honoured Sir!

No one can escape, once they've entered Virtual Hacker's territory!

Feel the exquisite pain!

Suffer the delicious agony!

Watching things like this is my hobby!

Honey!

Chokkei!

Honey Flash!

Hi!

Where am I?

Are you awake now, my Honey?

Welcome to my Jewellery Castle.

Now, at last, I can add you to my collection!

Collection?

Take a look at these.

Are those...

No!

No! No! Help me!

It can't be! Everything here was once...

And what of it?

I have gifted them all with eternal beauty!

Lovely, isn't it?

To murder all these women is inhuman!

Hold it!

I don't know what might happen to these guys if you act stupid!

Honey!

Honey, I'm sorry!

Honoured Sir! Chokkei!

I could preserve them instead of you, Honey,

but what a waste that would be!

Stop it!

I understand you. Don't hurt them.

I'll do whatever you say.

Finally, you accept my affections! My lovely Honey!

In return, I shall make you extra special,

and cover you with a special plastic coating.

No one shall ever touch you!

Then, I'll use you to decorate the roof of this Jewellery Castle,

away from any potential harm!

Honey, don't worry about us!

Run, Honey!

Don't die, Honey!

Honey!

Honey, I'll get you out of there!

Danbei Tomahawk!

What?

You bastard!

Let us go!

Now, what should I do with these?

Damn you!

Do whatever you want with them.

But please don't make a mess on the floor.

In that case, how about this?

How disgusting. No beauty or art in that.

But this, this is beauty!

Honey!

What?

— Honey! — Honey!

I thought you promised not to lay a hand on them?

It's not possible! She couldn't have survived!

An atmospheric element condenser mechanism!

I didn't think there was another way to use it!

An atmospheric element condenser mechanism?

Just as the prophecy foretold!

What the hell are you?

Let me tell you as a souvenir for your trip back to Hell!

Sometimes I'm an S&M queen, sometimes a girl in black tights.

Sometimes I'm a warrior clad in white armour, but the truth is...

Honey Flash!

Lovely warrior, Cutey Honey!

Your evil deeds end now! Prepare to meet your doom!

She's got some attitude, doesn't she?

What should we do? Coat her again?

This tomboy form bores me!

In that case,

I'll just do what I feel like doing!

Cutey Honey doesn't fall for the same tricks twice!

There you are!

Hacker!

Are you two all right?

And you, Honey, are you okay?

I came way too close to being medium well done!

Honoured Sir!

You have no allies left! Still in the mood for a fight?

He was no ally to speak of!

What's that?

The duel has just begun!

— Hide! — Honey!

So, my Honey, don't you find this new form attractive?

What are you looking at?

— Honey! — Honey!

I'm all right.

But...

Have faith in our Honey!

Can't you keep up with my speed, Honey?

I won't make it, but there's got to be a way.

Better think fast, before I finish you off!

Come and get me!

Don't play around with me, Honey!

I'm not playing!

A weapon isn't worth anything if it can't hit its target!

But I did hit it!

What?

Liquid plastic.

Honey!

So, how do you like being laminated?

Honey Boomerang!

Silver Fleuret!

You bitch!

For murdering innocents, and turning them into abominations,

Cutey Honey grants you no mercy!

You've ruined my beautiful body!

You have no right to speak of beauty!

I will not die!

I don't want to go by myself!

Dolmeck!

Oh brother, those two were no help at all! How pathetic!

No, they played out the parts given them.

Let's forget this silly waiting game and finish her off ourselves.

No, not quite yet. We must let her fight a little while longer.

Until the Day of Resurrection.

Continue to fight! Shine brighter!

Brighter than the brightest day, darker than the blackest night!

We don't have much time. This place is doomed!

It's only a castle made of glass. Of course it would shatter!

I've done what I could to avenge your souls. Please, rest in peace.

We're not really jumping from here, are we?

This is for luck!

No fair, no fair! Honey, I'm scared too!

Are you ready? Honoured Sir? Chokkei?

How about that kiss?

Honey, I'm sorry.

For not being more helpful back there.

No, you're wrong.

The reason I'm able to fight is because of the way I feel for you.

Honey!

When we first met, what I felt deep inside

It was so strange, almost like deja vu

Just who are you?

I need to know

I heard angels up above sing to me

Their voices seemed like marching as I skipped along

A magic song

This melody

A nostalgic tune

This melody

I can hum like this all day long, I can keep this song alive

I will never let it fade

I'll keep it up here

Inside my thoughts

In a corner of my memory

Hey, please notice this

Please, remember the promise made

Though it was made so long ago

Before we both were born