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I can do it.
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Hey, uh, MacGyver,
it's a bit windy for that.
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-God damn it!
-Do you need some help?
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-No, no, no. No, no, no.
-Yeah, maybe you wanna get a bit lower.
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Didn't you become famous so you didn't
have to humiliate yourself like this?
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I got famous
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so I can kick my daughter's butt
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and nobody can stop me!
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No! I'm gonna tell Dad!
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You can't tell Dad.
He's in LA. No one can help you.
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I'll call him! I'll call him!
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Come back here...
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-Boy Scouts.
-Show-off.
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Don't give me that marshmallows
round the fire bullshit.
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I know you got kicked out after a week.
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-Who told you that, David?
-Is that true?
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-David is a grass.
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Who is ready to get fucked up?
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I mean, who is ready to enjoy the festival
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in a sensible and age-appropriate way?
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You know that I'm really
here for Gabs, right?
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I want her to have the kind of childhood
memories that regular kids have.
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Yeah, yeah. Lessen the guilt,
cover your back, I get it. I get it.
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But you are still gonna do the gig.
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Okay? 'Cause as much as
you are here for Gabs,
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you are really here to widen
your fanbase in Europe.
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Who wants to do arts and crafts?
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Come on!
I thought we were gonna do something cool.
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It's gonna be so cool.
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So cool!
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Question. Uh, can I just die instead?
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You can drive the little car thing.
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-Really?
-Don't fight it, Hunter.
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You can't beat the arts and crafts!
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Come on, you're gonna like it.
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- Onwards!
- Whoo!
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♪ Whoo ♪
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-♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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-♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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The British are so fucking odd.
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- This?
- And baby pink.
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-And baby pink. What else?
-Um...
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-Some glitter?
-Yeah.
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- Right!
-This is so shit, Gabs.
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- Okay, go on.
-Look, just suck it up, okay?
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Is this what your childhood was like?
Making stuff out of things?
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God, no. My dad was a Republican.
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He shot small animals in the front yard.
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Nice!
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-Gabs doesn't need to know that.
-Okay.
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We're finished!
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Oh, wow, let's have a look.
You spelt "rocks" wrong.
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-R-O-C-K-S.
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Hey! Some bigwigs from Berlin
are in your trailer.
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They wanna meet you.
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They are saying some
serious things in German.
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Tell them I'm crafting with my daughter.
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I am not gonna tell them that.
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Tell them it's my manager's fault,
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because she doesn't know
the meaning of family time.
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Well, your manager thinks that
if you really wanted family time,
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-you wouldn't have brought your nanny.
-Hey, what's up, boss?
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-Hey, Charlie.
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-Yeah.
-Why not take the rest of the day off?
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-What?
-What?
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Yeah. Make the most of your VIP pass,
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get your hustle on,
talk to some music execs.
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-I can look after these kids.
-You sure about that?
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Yeah. Right, kids?
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Oh, I was just giving Hunter a hand.
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
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I'll take a day off, definitely.
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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-You sure about this?
-She's my daughter, I can handle it.
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- Guess I was caught...
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red-handed!
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We could go on a beetle hunt in the woods,
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or we could conduct an orchestra of fruits
and vegetables in the kids' area,
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or we could whittle wooden spoons
with a goat puppet called Woody.
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- Hey!
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I know!
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Your mum is the worst.
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't think it'd be like this.
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Oh!
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I didn't think she'd be so set
on spending time with me.
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That's the kick about neglect.
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You don't how how great it is
till it's gone.
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Yo, haircut.
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How'd you get that beer?
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Press pass, baby.
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It's the master key.
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Fuck, yes! Let's go!
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Oh, okay.
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That was amazing!
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Gabs, wanna...
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Gabs!
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Gabs?
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Gabrielle!
Gabs!
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So...
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-You're this guy?
-That's right.
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And you are?
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His manager.
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-How old are you?
-25.
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-I think I'd better just ask my manager.
-Look! I dunno how woke you are,
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but just in case we're not up to speed,
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If I identify as that guy
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and she identifies as
my 25-year-old manager,
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then by God,
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AKA Beyoncé,
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that is who we are!
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If you have a problem with that, we'll
go to the nearest journalist, which is,
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oh, wait, all over the fucking place,
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and tell them that you're a fascist,
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backwards-looking,
freedom-hating, Nazi sympathizer!
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-He's also gay.
-That's right.
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So, give us the passes, you homophobe.
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Thank you!
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Come on, Gabs.
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All right. You got this. All right. Nice.
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Hey-ho! Who fancies a free drink on me?
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It's a free bar, innit?
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You all right? Charlie Ayo.
Know what I mean?
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Old-school legend from back in the day.
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-Wow.
-Yeah.
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-Thanks, bro.
-Yeah, man.
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-What did you say your name was again?
-Charlie, Charlie Ayo.
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Ninety seven. Big tune. And, uh...
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So now, I'm collaborating
with new people.
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-Yeah, yeah. I remember you now.
-You remember me?
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"Mambo No. 5," yeah?
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-Great tune, nice trumpet.
-No, that wasn't--
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Yo!
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Dickhead!
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-Danny, you all right?
-Aah!
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What happened to you the other week, baby?
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You left me high and dry
with those radio pricks, didn't you?
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-You big old cock-tease!
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My balls haven't been that blue
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since Lisa O'Connor gave me
half a hand job in '98.
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This is Danny, everyone.
So, I've got a better offer now, innit?
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That's what she said!
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Well, it's not, actually.
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What she said was a lot
fuckin' darker than that.
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Was it?
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All right?
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Oi, oi, oi! Oi!
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Listen, you lot.
Be very careful with this guy.
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If you give him an inch,
he'll take that inch, yeah,
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and he will fuck you
up your backside with it!
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-He's drunk, innit?
-Yes.
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Listen...
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How's about I get you a gig in Ibiza?
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What, you wanna rep me now?
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Mm. What can I say?
I'm a very forgiving guy.
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Plus, the tax situation's
not going away, so...
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-Is this nice and cold, is it? Cheers.
-Hey, no, no, that's his drink! Bro.
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-Want another drink?
-Mm.
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Yeah. I'll get that. I'll get that.
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-Yaaah!
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-Oh...
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By the way, just to make an announcement,
Coldplay aren't playing tonight, sorry.
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Timmy Mallett.
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-Ugh.
- Oi, oi!
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Fool.
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Not successful?
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Well, it depends on
who you're talking about, yeah?
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I don't think he has long to live.
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-You know Danny?
-Mm-hm. Yes.
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I've seen him in Ibiza a few times.
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He must have something on someone,
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because he always manages
to get some loser a residency.
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Really?
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But you, Charlie Ayo,
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do not need
to butter up losers like that
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because you are banging someone who has
Calvin Harris's number on speed dial.
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-Shh!
-Okay?
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Mmm.
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You know what?
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We shouldn't do this here.
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-Why not?
-You know--
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Oh, you're scared the big bad boss
is gonna catch us?
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If you mean Gabrielle, yes!
She's already messed up as it is.
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Okay. Okay, we can...
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not have the best sex of your life...
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-and we could maybe go and do something...
-Okay...
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...pleasant together.
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Uh-huh. Okay, yeah. Erm...
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Are you... are you trying
to get me to take you on a date?
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Yeah, I think I am.
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-Okay.
-Yeah?
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Mm. Come on, then.
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Mm!
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So British.
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You little shits!
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Good luck, Mom.
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Come on, let's go.
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What's the ETA on her catching
us, do you reckon?
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With no Charlie to help her?
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We could be pensioners.
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Well, in that case, we should crack open
the bubbly, don't you think?
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How many bottles
do you think I can fit in my bag?
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Five in your bag, two in each hand,
one down your trousers.
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You're a terrible influence,
but I love it.
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Ready to cause chaos?
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Bitch, I was born ready.
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Mm-hm. Yeah.
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No way!
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A secret Beyoncé gig
in the Faraway Forest?
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Wait, now? Okay. I'm on my way.
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Hey!
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Go on.
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Hmm.
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Don't you dare.
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Can I tell you something, Hunter?
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Hunter? Who's Hunter?
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I'm Archie, social media influencer.
219
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Come on, dude,
I'm trying to be serious here.
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Okay, okay.
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Maybe I can get a message
through to this "Hunter."
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Tell him that I've never had
a friend like him before.
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Well...
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I've never had a friend, so I don't know.
But I'm glad he's my first.
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I'll DM him that.
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Thanks.
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Obviously,
I can't speak for him myself, but...
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I imagine he feels the same.
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Good.
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Want to go raid Solange's trailer?
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-I thought you'd never ask.
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Oh, it's fantastic. Look at that.
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-Hey, bravo!
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Okay, I changed my mind.
Can we just go back to fucking?
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Come on. Ladies love this shit.
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All right? Look. The floaty dresses,
the plinky-plonky music...
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All right, the guy in tights.
You know, he's...
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-All right, yeah.
-You know, he's... Yeah?
-Yes.
-Yeah, don't get any ideas, yeah?
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I look wicked in tights.
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-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
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-Are you wearing them now?
-No.
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-Are you?
-I don't-- I was joking.
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-Let me see.
-What are you doing?
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-Look, there is no judging.
-What are you doing?
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-I'm also wearing pantyhose.
-Ow! I'm being assaulted!
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-'Scuse me!
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We should date more often.
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Except, at the end, you have to put out.
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-Okay.
250
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,631
- Yeah, with your family...
- Got my water...
251
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,381
Get down to the Faraway
Forest where we've got arts and crafts...
252
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,260
- Mm.
253
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,302
-Hold on.
-Oh! Oh, no, that feels good.
254
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,636
No, it's my phone vibrating, you pervert.
255
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,312
-No, don't answer that.
-I have to.
256
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,730
No, she said she wanted to
look after her own kid.
257
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,979
-Just let her.
-She might be in trouble! Hey, boss.
258
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,811
-Hey, Charlie, are you free?
-What?
259
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,517
Gabs and Hunter are playing hide and seek.
260
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:14,817
-I know it's just a game.
-Okay.
261
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,320
But this place is huge
and I'm starting to worry.
262
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,195
- Fuck sake!
-Thanks, Charlie.
263
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,952
-Really?
-Seriously, quick, quick, quick!
264
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,373
You know what Gabs' like, right?
265
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,752
Hey! I'll find ya.
266
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:26,868
Um, where are ya?
267
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,169
Do you have any drugs?
268
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,461
Why have I never crowd-surfed before?
269
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,085
'Cause you haven't had an expert
to show you how, that's why.
270
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,223
Someone put their thumb up my bum!
271
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,220
You mean you enjoyed
the collective feeling
272
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,552
of trust and goodwill among strangers.
273
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,137
-Yeah, that too.
-Hah!
274
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:50,354
What next? Where do you go after getting
your arse felt up in Solange's bra?
275
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,773
Good afternoon, everyone.
276
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,395
For all of you waiting'for Archie Sykes' talk on his book
277
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:59,073
Vlogging the Limelight,
we're just waiting for Archie to arrive.
278
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,777
I think you give a talk about
your upcoming book. Come on, Archie.
279
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,197
-Hey, he's over here!
-Gabs!
280
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,371
-No. No!
-He's over here.
There's a line, woman!
281
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,537
Mate, I'm telling you. I'm Archie Sykes.
282
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,625
Look, you can buy condoms
with my face on them.
283
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:19,591
Excuse me, did you give press passes to
two unaccompanied underage kids?
284
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,473
I wouldn't have let
a couple of kids outwit me.
285
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,220
Neither would my staff, am I right?
286
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,675
Excuse me, did you give my passes to them?
287
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,386
They called me a homophobe!
I'm not a homophobe, man.
288
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,347
-I've gotta vlog this.
-My uncle's gay.
289
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,557
-Oh, Christ!
-Uh...
290
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,767
Okay. You, where are you
meant to be right now?
291
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,986
-Plugging my book so I can buy a yacht.
-Let's go.
292
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,410
So that's why I'm going to be retiring
from public life, and...
293
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,826
checking into rehab.
294
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,962
-Oh, what?
295
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,498
If you want to donate to help me
with my masturbation problem
296
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,963
uh, please do give to my glamorous
assistant over there.
297
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,630
Yeah, yeah. Question?
298
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,383
Why do you look so
different in real life?
299
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,090
Unfortunately, that is one of
the lesser-known side effects
300
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,507
of being such a massive wanker.
301
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,095
-Thank you.
-Um, that and the hair loss.
302
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,890
They're here? I don't see them...
303
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,186
Dude, we got a problem.
304
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:19,107
Oh, my God. Is that the world-famous DJ
Sara Caine over there?
305
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,531
-Run, Gabs!
306
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,363
Bye, Mom!
307
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,158
Charlie, he's here!
308
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,279
Sara!
309
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,328
Down there!
310
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,239
Gab!
311
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,500
Oh, my lifestyle's catching up with me.
312
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,916
Yeah. I'm in the prime of
my life right now.
313
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,007
We had them, we were so close.
314
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,930
Why didn't you catch them? I thought
they taught you how to run in Camden.
315
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,180
Yeah, away from stuff, not towards it.
316
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,849
If David finds out about this,
317
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:53,020
after all I've said about responsible
parenting, I'll never hear the end of it.
318
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,180
What are we gonna do?
319
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,637
We should get high.
320
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:59,016
-That's not helpful.
-No, no, no, like literally, get high.
321
00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,976
No, come on. Come on.
322
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,362
Okay.
323
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,033
Walk me through the logic of this again?
324
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,571
-Well, she's wearing a pink wig, right?
-Yeah.
325
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,775
So we'll see more stuff
from an elevated position.
326
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,279
Aunt Lydia always says,
327
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,407
"Whatsoever is lost on earth
shall be found in heaven."
328
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,156
And heaven is on your shoulders?
329
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,537
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
330
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,544
Let's do this before you
cheapen yourself further.
331
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,496
-All right, cool. Whoo!
332
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,336
Someone's been eating the doughnuts! Okay.
333
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,631
-Whoa!
-Oh!
-Oof!
-Ow!
334
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,482
♪ Eat, sleep, rave, repeat ♪
335
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:42,192
♪ Eat, sleep, rave, repeatEat, sleep, rave, repeat ♪
336
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,284
♪ Eat, sleep, rave, repeat ♪
337
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,395
Hunter! Quit with the tongue gymnastics.
338
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,068
-Oh!
- Sorry!
339
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,577
♪ Eat, sleep, rave, repeat ♪
340
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:55,369
♪ Eat, sleep, rave, repeatEat, sleep, rave, repeat ♪
341
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,044
♪ Eat, sleep, rave, repeat ♪
342
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,166
-Is that okay?
-Yeah.
343
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,460
Is this how you imagined
you'd be spending your time here?
344
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,344
Well, my patient's a few years older
than I expected, but, you know...
345
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,722
-Aah! Careful with your "fews!"
-Ow, don't hit the nurse. Ow!
346
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,011
-Okay? Easy.
347
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,390
It's fun hanging with you
outside the studio.
348
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,312
Well, there's me thinking
you were sick of me.
349
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,601
Sick of your song, maybe.
350
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,314
Maybe you should finish it
and put it out there, then.
351
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,475
Don't push me. You're not too big
for me to put over my knee, you know.
352
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,534
Oh, yeah? Which knee is that?
The knee that I'm bandaging? I'm not...
353
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,239
Uh, the knee that you dropped
from a height.
354
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,860
Listen, how about a little recognition?
355
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,777
-For dropping me?
-"Charlie, that was heaven!"
356
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,695
-Recognition!
-You was in heaven.
357
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,544
-You know--
-Are you two fucking?
358
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,199
-What? No.
-No!
359
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,207
Why did you say that?
360
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,418
Then can you stop looking like
you're fucking
361
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:44,549
so I don't get a callfrom some
trashy tabloid asking for a comment?
362
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,208
Uh, and another thing.
363
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,375
I don't appreciate
having to find my client
364
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:49,875
using the tracking app on my phone.
365
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,337
Okay? Even Kanye answers
the phone to his manager.
366
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,048
Hey. Astrid, listen...
367
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,058
Charlie. it's fine.
We're all just doing our jobs.
368
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,733
Uh, sound check, don't forget.
369
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:04,612
Hey.
370
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,728
I got an idea.
371
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,861
-She's really close.
-Yeah.
372
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,574
I don't know why we didn't think of this.
373
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,494
Listen, are you sure you don't wanna go
sound check and I'll look for 'em?
374
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:17,204
No, Charlie, what's more important?
Sound check, or outsmarting the kids?
375
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,288
Not worried about what Astrid's gonna say?
376
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,501
Astrid? No. I'm not...
Why would I... worry?
377
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,922
Oh! You're the nice guy
with the really big...
378
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,632
With the what? What are you talking about?
379
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,712
-I'm not gonna finish that sentence.
-Listen, uh...
380
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,417
You know what? It's really nothing.
381
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,257
-It's just a little bit of...
382
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,104
-She told me. Very satisfying fun.
-What, really?
383
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,929
-No strings attached.
-Oh, okay.
384
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,774
Yeah, good... good for you guys.
385
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,813
You know what passed
for a sext in my house?
386
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,324
"Honey, do you think I should
get a crown transplant?"
387
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,067
Oh, man.
388
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,492
Let's get Gab out of here.
389
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,333
Gabs! Oi!
- Gabriella!
- Gabs!
390
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,333
Gabriella!
391
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,499
Sara, look.
392
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,040
Gabs!
393
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,044
Oh, my God.
394
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,915
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
-Calm down.
395
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,422
It doesn't mean anything, okay?
396
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:12,054
It just means that she lost her hair
and she lost her phone, that's it. Okay?
397
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,882
-I'm a terrible mother.
-You're not.
398
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,087
I'm a terrible mother.
399
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,717
I've been running around
while my kid is here with these people.
400
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,255
You're not a terrible mother, okay?
401
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,598
You're a great mum that's got a lot of
shit on her plate, so just breathe.
402
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,774
Okay? I think she was here.
I think she lost her phone.
403
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,564
-I think she will be looking for you.
-Yeah?
404
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,478
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
405
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:34,065
And I think she'll go to a place that
she knows you are gonna be at, which is...
406
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,986
-My secret gig.
-Yes! Come on.
407
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,411
Yeah, yeah,
she looks like Annie.
408
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,128
She is probably face-down
in a lake somewhere
409
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,129
or injecting something into her eyeballs.
410
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,501
-Course she's not--
- Mom!
411
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,667
-Mom!
-Hey!
412
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,255
Oh, my God, Gabs.
413
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,755
Where have you been?
I was so worried about you.
414
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,805
I couldn't find Hunter,
and then I lost my phone.
415
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,268
And so I was worried that
you guys stopped looking for me.
416
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,729
So I decided to come to your gig.
417
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,729
And those two assholes wouldn't let me
through 'cause I didn't have my pass.
418
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,152
And then--
419
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,148
We'd never stop looking for you.
420
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,443
-Well...
421
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,282
We didn't come here for my gig.
422
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,362
We came because
Charlie knew you would come here.
423
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,317
I knew exactly where you'd be. See?
424
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,235
How can I thank you?
425
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,962
Er, you can, er...
name your next album after me.
426
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,538
-Ugh!
-Just call it I Love Charlie.
427
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,382
You're amazing.
428
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,248
I know.
429
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,627
Don't you have a gig to do?
430
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,505
I mean, seeing you smash it was
the only reason I agreed to come, so...
431
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,513
Yeah, me too.
432
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,434
Also...
433
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,263
I have to deal with that.
434
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,522
Okay.
435
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:47,984
Don't even ask.
436
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,443
-Kill it.
-Whoo! Come on! Come on! Come on!
437
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,523
Go for it.
438
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:53,855
Sorry.
439
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,533
- Whoo! Come on!
-Whoo! Come on!
440
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,322
-You made her nuts. Are you crazy?
441
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,874
Hey, mate, let him in.
442
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,198
-No, don't let him in.
-Plonker.
443
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,243
Sara Caine!
444
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,826
-Whoo-hoo!
-Whoo-hoo!
445
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,423
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
446
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,998
Astrid, I promise you,
I will wear the tightest tights.
447
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,588
-Charlie--
-You will see the bulge.
448
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,513
-I'll do some belly-da--
-Forget about it.
449
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,681
-It doesn't matter. Forget about it.
-Come on!
450
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,470
Forget about it.
451
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,473
-Hey!
-What?
452
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,274
Why didn't you tell me
you were banging some famous chick?
453
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,059
-Oh! Thank you.
-What?
Excuse me while I kill that rumor.
454
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,106
What rumor?
Mate, what are you talking about?
455
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,608
I saw you out there,
gettin' all steamy with the lady DJ.
456
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,401
-Come here, man. Come here.
-Ow!
457
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,034
I can see why she likes you.
458
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,901
No, listen, that is my best mate's wife.
459
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,658
-I'd never do that.
-Naughty! I like it.
460
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,409
No, man, you're not listening to me.
I would never cross that line.
461
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,912
-Are you nuts?
-Okay, fine. But here's the thing.
462
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,825
-What?
-Can I suggest that you do?
463
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,673
I don't mean full-blown penetration.
464
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,538
Just a finger here or there
wouldn't go amiss.
465
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,875
-What are you talking about?
-A sex scandal.
466
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,801
-It could be very healthy for Ibiza sales.
467
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,722
♪ Sweet love ♪
-My tune!
468
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,182
-♪ And it's Charlie Ayo ♪-Yeah, that's my tune!
469
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,512
♪ Sweet love ♪
470
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,426
-That's my track!
-♪ Spread, spread, spread, spread ♪
471
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,063
♪ Spread love ♪
472
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:55,608
♪ Spread ♪
473
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,569
Yeah!
Whoo!
474
00:21:59,067 --> 00:21:59,897
Thank you.
475
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:03,204
Listen, man. You, me...
476
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,610
Ibiza!
477
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,658
-Girls! Pills!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah!
478
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,492
-Jetskis, pills!
-Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!
479
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,787
-Yeah!
-All right!
480
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,830
-Mwah!
-♪ Sweet love ♪
481
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,833
-Yeah! Whoa!
-♪ Sweet love ♪
482
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,626
That's my tune, you know! That's my tune!
483
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,500
♪ Sweet love ♪
484
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,591
You okay, babes? You want anything else?
485
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,385
Only a bedtime story from Charlie.
486
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,312
What? No. Bedtime story
is not really my thing.
487
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,098
More beats and rhymes...
488
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:34,101
Just tell me a story about you and David
when you were growing up.
489
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,516
Oh-ho! That is my cue to tend the fire.
490
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,805
-Really?
-Yeah.
491
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,234
Okay, what do you wanna hear?
492
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,358
Uh... David falling over?
493
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,655
David embarrassing himself in front of
girls? I've got loads of those stories.
494
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,450
David getting food poisoning
when there was no toilet--
495
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,544
I want my dad to be more like you.
496
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,674
No, you don't.
497
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,287
I do. I really do.
Hey, you want some parent juice?
498
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,138
You deserve it more than David ever did.
499
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,392
-No, no, I'm all right. Yeah.
-Oh. You okay?
500
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,675
Yeah.
501
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,516
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, erm...
502
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,443
I think I left my sunglasses
at the bar.
503
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:19,979
-Oh.
-Yeah.
504
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,105
-Er...
-So I'm gonna go and get that.
505
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,112
-All right? Okay.
-Okay.
506
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,403
-Okay,
-All right, good night.
507
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,254
Dickhead!
508
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,331
Oi! Danny. You all right, mate?
509
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,340
Listen. Erm...
510
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,087
Is Ibiza still on the table?
511
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,970
Whoa! Fuck... 180 alert.
512
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:49,680
You don't do that to someone
as fucked as me, please.
513
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:50,801
-What's changed?
-I just...
514
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,807
Listen, I just think that...
515
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:54,389
I'll be better off away from here.
516
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,444
Away from everything,
you know what I mean?
517
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:57,638
Oh, well...
518
00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:01,145
-Debbie Downer, you know?
-Oh, no, it's not that. Listen--
519
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,151
-I'm kidding!
-Oh!
520
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,572
That's fucking great news, man!
521
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,862
-All right.
-Fucking yes! We're gonna get mashed!
522
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,904
Aah! Yes! Right, okay. Right.
523
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,738
Fucking shorts or budgie smugglers?
524
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,529
-What?
-What's your weapon?
525
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,909
-Weapon?
-You know, your attire. Swimwear?
526
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,865
Talk about it on the plane,
we'll work it out.
527
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,245
-I know a guy.
-You want a drink?
528
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:19,831
-I'd love a fucking drink.
-I'll get it.
529
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,166
Can I get an iPhone charger
as well, please?
530
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:23,462
Oh, I know where to go.
531
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,127
Oi, oi! Oi, you lot!
Charlie Ayo! This is him.
532
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,886
♪ Get fucked, now, now, now ♪
533
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:34,179
♪ Now, now, now, now, now, now, now ♪
534
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,595
♪ Whoo! Whoo! ♪
535
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,356
♪ Let's get the lock off ♪
536
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,991
♪ Whoo! Whoo! ♪
37993
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