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D'oh!
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Flanders.
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Hmm.
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Maybe we should find a new playground.
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Oh. Well, this looks nice.
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Har-har.
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Shady trees,
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bathrooms with doors
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and that loopy-loop slide
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dumps you out on soft recycled tires.
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Oh, Pirellis.
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Oh, look! It's your friend Hudson.
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My son seems to really
like your daughter.
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- Courtney.
- Marge.
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Is that ironic or retro?
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It's my name.
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They're having so much fun.
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- Is she free for a playdate tomorrow?
- Yes.
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Has she been in the same
room as a peanut recently?
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- No.
- Can I check off her vaccinations?
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TB? DTaP? Measles-mumps-rubella?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Breast or bottle?
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Bottle, but I'm not a monster.
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I can bring cookies.
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White sugar. That's hilarious.
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I'll have to tell my
partner you said that.
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Well, I'm gonna tell my
partner you mocked white sugar.
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See you tomorrow.
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Pancakes are on the table, Homie.
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And flapjacks will be
ready in a few minutes.
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Marge, I'm trying to lose weight.
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Pancakes will be fine.
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Are you sure?
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I have to face facts.
In some small ways,
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I've let myself go.
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What's wrong? Who died?
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We're worried you will.
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We want you to live longer, Dad.
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Never what I want.
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Fine. You know what, skip the pancakes.
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I'll just have...
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a grapefruit to go.
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I didn't see the moon landing
or the fall of the Berlin Wall,
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but I did see my father
take a grapefruit to go.
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Thanks a lot, pal!
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You cost us the pennant!
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Yeah, right there!
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Ah, yesterday's pizza.
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I've been dreaming about you, my friend.
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While I slept, I said, "Extra large."
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But I told my wife I said, "Sexy Marge."
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Oh, why didn't I put on
my pizza-eating gloves?
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Oh...
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Where are you, Homer?
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Burns just called a staff meeting.
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The only seats are next to him.
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Oh, God, I need a miracle.
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Hey, why don't you bring a
balloon to your coworkers?
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They're like kites
without the hard work.
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How long have you been selling balloons?
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It's an interesting story.
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♪ Well, this is a story
of a poor mountain man ♪
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♪ Spoke worse English
than Mr. Jackie Chan ♪
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♪ Then one day,
he was tendin' to his still ♪
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♪ Heard a hissing sound and
his pants began to fill ♪
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Helium.
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See-through gold.
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Symbol, H-E.
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♪ Well, the first thing you know... ♪
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He's gone.
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My best friend is gone.
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I want you to know
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that the coworker you
thought was Chip Incognito
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was actually me undercover.
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Sorry I'm late, everybody.
Here, have a balloon.
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Simpson, Mr. Burns is a Fortune 500 CEO.
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- He's not going to...
- Quiet, you fool.
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Mmm. Pure, uncut helium.
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Thanks to birthday balloons,
rarer than ever.
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Smithers, might I remind you
we pay a fortune
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for helium to cool our reactors?
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Right as always, sir.
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That price is sky-high!
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Where did you get this?
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Oh, the bumpkin I got it from
has tons of it.
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But I got to warn you...
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he has no idea of what it's worth.
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Excellent.
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How I love a good swindle.
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What do you think?
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He called on me!
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Bah. As for you, Simpson,
Employee of the Month.
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So, Marge,
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I killed it at the staff meeting today.
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The key is preparation.
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Something amazing has
happened to Maggie.
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She's in love.
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Aw.
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If this gets any cuter, I'm gonna bust.
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Aw! Ooh!
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Aw...!
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Cletus, get the dang door!
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I can't very well answer the
door with an unloaded shotgun,
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can I, woman?
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Howdy, neighbor.
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May I offer you some
Manhattan squirrel chowder?
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You smell like indoor plumbin'.
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Mm. He's onto us.
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No need to pretend we're inbred hicks.
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No offense, goober.
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None taken.
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All right, Spuckler,
you've got helium, which I want.
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I've got what you want,
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a tin cup filled with dimes.
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Let's make a deal.
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Now, hold on.
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I likes to have a drink with a feller
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beforen I make a busy-ness deal.
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I have imbibed every intoxicant
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from sweet Yale beer
to Flint, Michigan water.
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Do your worst.
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Absolutely no effect upon my...
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Sir, maybe this Spuckler fellow
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is a little smarter than we thought.
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Nonsense.
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Ow!
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Hmm. Perhaps it takes an
idiot to catch an idiot.
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Hello! Could I get a little help?
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I dropped my sandwich in here.
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You and Mr. Spuckler will
enter into what the hoi polloi
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called a "friendship,"
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then use that friendship
to destroy his life
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from the inside out.
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I don't know. He's got kids.
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I can't cheat a family
out of their home.
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Mm-hmm. But you're perfectly fine
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cheating me out of their home.
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Oh. You're trying to confuse me.
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I got to get out. Where's the trap door?
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Save me.
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You know Weinstein from Accounting.
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If you're confused,
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perhaps these two gentlemen
can clarify things.
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This fellow loves inflicting pain.
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And this fellow loves to laugh
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while he watches this
one produce the pain.
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Are you the pain guy or the laugh guy?
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Answer the question.
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D'oh!
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Hello?
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Maggie Simpson here for a playdate.
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Hudson's on a conference call.
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I'll buzz you in.
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You have a lovely home.
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What is this floor made out of?
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The tile was a Venetian church
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which we dismantled,
shipped over by small boat
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and had lovingly installed
by a 99-year-old I.M. Pei.
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That sounds pricey.
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No, the toilet is pricey.
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The plumbers we hired to
replace it are very inefficient.
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Let's go, you little runts.
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What? Are your diapers full?
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Would you like some coffee
as you fill out a sexual history?
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Sexual history?
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So our babies can be friends?
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Here's mine.
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All right.
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Cream, no sugar.
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So unusual to see a baby
with a pacifier these days.
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Your baby has such interesting hair.
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You don't mind that I
babyproofed your baby
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- from my baby, do you?
- Yes, I do.
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Very much.
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Maggie, let's go. Now.
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And we're not coming back.
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Whatcha doing there, friend?
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Good to see you again.
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- A-yup.
- A-yup.
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Nothing like a good "a-yup"
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- to put a man at ease.
- A-yup.
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- A-yup.
- A-yup.
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- A-yup.
- A-nope.
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I mean, a-yup.
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Say, friend,
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looks like you're working awful hard
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to suck the helium into
them thar Mylar balloons.
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Oh, it's powerful tiresome.
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But the Lord done put
helium under my feet,
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and I must not spill it into the sky.
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Now, listen.
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Explain that you have a way
to make his life easier.
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Pretend it's your idea.
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He's stupid enough to
believe you have an idea.
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Say, "What if I told you
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there was a way to
harvest that noble gas?"
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"What if I told you there was
a way to harvest that noble gas
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without the strain on
your mouth puffer."
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I'd say, "Aw, pshaw,"
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but then I'd follow it with a "Go on."
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- Excellent.
- "Excellent."
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No, don't say excellent.
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"No, don't say excellent."
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No, don't say that, either.
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"No, don't say that, either."
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- Just shut up.
- "Just shut up."
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I'll have to mull your proposal,
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especially that last crazy part.
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You just saved me a passel of work.
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Now I can spend more
time making more family.
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Homer J. Simpson.
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Cletus Delroy Montfort
Bigglesworth Spuckler.
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Now, let's go yonder
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and get ourselves a mess of catfish.
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All right, I'm gonna get my arm
so deep into that catfish hole,
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that ole chucklehead just bites my bone.
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Easy-peasy.
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Now, don't scare him.
It sours up the flavor.
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It's licking my eye.
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- Is it dead?
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you.
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All right, nothing like
a good ole Spuckler family fish fry.
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Dear Lord, thank you for bringing
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this hairless swamp beast our way.
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- Aw.
- His wisdom regarding your mystery balloon gas
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has helped us Spucklers
become a two-radio family.
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Homer, I want to be your partner.
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Seal the deal with a
hillbilly handshake.
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Come on.
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I consider you family now,
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which is not really
that select a circle.
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Excellent.
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Where'd that come from?
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Well done, Simpson.
We'll take him for everything
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except the couch on his lawn.
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Well, but we're family.
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Couldn't you just screw him half over?
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No one screws anyone half over.
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It's like having half a billion dollars.
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What's the point of that?
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What's up?
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I think we're both upset,
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but I'm worried you're gonna talk first.
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No, you go ahead.
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I'm supposed to screw over a guy
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that's only been nice to me.
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I'm denying Maggie happiness
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because I can't stand
the mother of her friend.
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Aw. Maggie'll be fine.
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I just played with her.
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She still thinks I've got her nose.
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Wait, where'd I put it?
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Not here. No. No.
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Oh, look what you found.
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I have something I need to tell you.
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Hudson had a birthday party,
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but I didn't tell you, so you missed it.
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I can explain.
266
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:48,721
That other mom was just so annoying
267
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:51,673
with her aerial silks
and those yoga pants.
268
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,870
She does Pilates, not yoga.
269
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,806
She made me feel bad about myself.
270
00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:59,315
You get it, right? Right?
271
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Get this contract signed, Simpson.
272
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,277
- Or what?
- Hmm.
273
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:13,395
Perhaps you need a little
taste of what's in store.
274
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:14,921
Ow!
275
00:15:16,779 --> 00:15:17,783
Sorry, Smithers.
276
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,902
We didn't want to leave a
mark that Cletus could see.
277
00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:21,954
But you could've warned me first.
278
00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:23,622
Fair enough. Watch your back.
279
00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:31,108
Well, if it ain't my bestest friend
280
00:15:31,132 --> 00:15:32,915
on God's flat Earth.
281
00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:35,000
- Oh.
- So, what's in your hand?
282
00:15:35,077 --> 00:15:37,878
Some sort of a friendship certificate?
283
00:15:37,955 --> 00:15:39,305
Uh, you know, just something
284
00:15:39,382 --> 00:15:42,216
to put our partnership on the up-and-up.
285
00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:45,386
Hey, what's more up-and-up
than the helium business?
286
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,848
- Ain't you gonna read it?
- I trust you,
287
00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:53,102
like a sheep trusts a friendly wolf.
288
00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,275
I signs with an "X"
289
00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:03,037
'cause that's the kind of iPhone I got.
290
00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:05,476
And now for the second slash
291
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,907
that makes it official.
292
00:16:06,984 --> 00:16:08,834
Oh, I need a straightedge.
293
00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:11,315
Straight-Edge! Get over here, boy!
294
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,255
Yes, Daddy.
295
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,342
I can't do it.
296
00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:21,422
- You done floated my mark-maker.
- I won't
297
00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:24,328
let you sign it.
It's all a trick to steal your helium.
298
00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:28,262
You was gonna steal from
a man what has 29 kids?
299
00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:30,501
30. 31!
300
00:16:30,525 --> 00:16:32,691
Yeah, but I told you
before it was too late.
301
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:38,313
Okay, we're still buddies.
302
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,677
Getting mad at city folk for lying
303
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,943
is like getting mad at your six-year-old
304
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,684
for not cleaning her gun.
305
00:16:44,855 --> 00:16:47,156
- Put her there.
- Uh, that's your left hand.
306
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:49,158
They's both left hands.
307
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,188
Simpson, you fool.
308
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:53,045
I hope you kissed your
wife well this morning,
309
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:54,955
because it will be the last one.
310
00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:56,215
Well, it was a medium.
311
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,591
Part of it hit her ear.
312
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,128
Hey, you harm my friend,
313
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:03,130
you ain't getting
balloon one of my helium.
314
00:17:03,207 --> 00:17:04,465
And I mean ever.
315
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,036
Quite the dilemma.
316
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:09,011
Smithers, solve this if you
don't want another kick.
317
00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,396
Cletus, about your helium.
318
00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:12,543
What if we paid you a fair price?
319
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:14,567
County fair or state fair?
320
00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:16,351
I can't lose to someone so stupid.
321
00:17:16,428 --> 00:17:17,862
Goons, get him.
322
00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:27,488
We'll pay you what's right.
323
00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:31,083
We have a deal.
Have your people call my basset hound.
324
00:17:31,979 --> 00:17:34,753
Well, this'll help you forget
your billionaire troubles.
325
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,298
Have a toke on this, friend.
326
00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:40,926
Help me! Help me!
327
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,094
You'll rue the day.
328
00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:44,241
Smithers, power lines!
329
00:17:49,243 --> 00:17:50,269
Oh, Maggie.
330
00:17:50,346 --> 00:17:52,888
You're too young to be
miserable the rest of your life.
331
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,251
In this rom-com,
332
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:56,517
I am not going to be the mean mother.
333
00:17:56,593 --> 00:17:59,089
Let's go.
334
00:18:15,911 --> 00:18:17,963
You know, the one thing
we have in common
335
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,610
is we're willing to pretend
336
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:22,134
that we like each other
for our children.
337
00:18:22,211 --> 00:18:24,303
To that, I say, "Kiss-kiss."
338
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:56,451
♪ Ooh, we're sharing some grits ♪
339
00:18:56,528 --> 00:19:00,673
♪ Yours has butter,
mine has possum gravy ♪
340
00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:03,250
♪ We're pals, so I eat your weird food ♪
341
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:04,960
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
342
00:19:05,037 --> 00:19:08,992
♪ Ooh, you're making me fat now, Homer ♪
343
00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:12,226
♪ I don't have long to live ♪
344
00:19:13,412 --> 00:19:16,188
♪ Ooh, you're the best friend ♪
345
00:19:16,265 --> 00:19:18,599
♪ That I ever had ♪
346
00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:22,673
♪ You're the one who
keeps my balloons flyin' ♪
347
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:26,532
♪ You're my moonshine,
and I want you to know ♪
348
00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:29,012
♪ That I'm not sniffing glue ♪
349
00:19:29,036 --> 00:19:32,683
♪ I really love you ♪
350
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:36,792
♪ Oh, you're my best friend ♪
351
00:19:37,953 --> 00:19:42,192
♪ Ooh, you gave me your tooth ♪
352
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:46,218
♪ I love that you're
whittlin' a stool for me ♪
353
00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:50,534
♪ I need two, one for each cheek ♪
354
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:54,727
♪ Two, you'll have 'em
next week, now, Homer ♪
355
00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:59,398
♪ Cool, let's pee in the creek ♪
356
00:19:59,475 --> 00:20:02,067
♪ Ooh, you're a mountain man ♪
357
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:04,881
♪ Who lives off the grid ♪
358
00:20:04,905 --> 00:20:08,273
♪ You chased off Burns with a shotgun ♪
359
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,220
♪ That was such fun ♪
360
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:12,889
♪ And I love to drink ♪
361
00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:15,322
♪ The methanol ♪
362
00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:18,417
♪ From your still ♪
363
00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:22,588
♪ Ooh, you're my best friend ♪
364
00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:25,832
♪ Ooh, you're my best friend ♪
365
00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:30,407
♪ Ooh, I might not live ♪
366
00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:34,383
♪ Ooh, you're my best friend. ♪
367
00:21:20,005 --> 00:21:21,188
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