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ADULT ADAM: Growing up,
my dad made
all sorts of sounds.
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There was the grunt...
(GRUNTS)
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...the grumble...
(GRUMBLES)
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...the mumble...
(MUMBLES)
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...the "Ah!"...
Ah!
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...and, of course,
the "Bup, bup, bup!"
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Bup, bup, bup!
(GROANS)
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But it was his groan
that really told the story.
Oh!
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Ah.
It was the sound
he made before,
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during, and after work.
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It was clear to anyone
within earshot
he didn't enjoy his job.
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Allow me to translate.
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Toast?
(GROANS)
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This groan meant,
"Every day's the same."
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Have a good day, honey.
(GROANS)
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And this one meant,
"Not gonna happen."
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He does not have
the wind at his back.
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I hope I never
have to work for real.
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But my dad did,
at his furniture store,
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the Ottoman Empire, every day
for the last 20 years.
(GROANS)
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Good morning,
sunshine.
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I bought you a Boston cream,
extra cream.
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(GROANS)
Meaning,
"I've already had four."
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And after a long day of
sitting, selling furniture,
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and hanging with Vic,
it was closing time.
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Have a blessed
evening, Mur.
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(GROANS)
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That one was
just a groan.
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Yep, for my dad,
work wasn't the best.
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At least he joyfully returned
home to his family.
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Home.
Nobody bother me.
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We're all on the same page,
sweetie, so go relax.
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The TV's all yours.
Damn right.
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And the final groan could
only mean one thing...
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(GROANS)
"At least I have you, TV."
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was April 15th,
1980-something
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and, for us drama kids,
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the pinnacle of
our otherwise boring year.
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This year's spring musical
will be...
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Nothing.
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So, then,
an actual play?
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Finally, a gritty role
I can sink my teeth into.
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Like maybe
a working-class galoot
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who came back from the war
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with one less finger
and a head full of horrors.
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His name is Jimbo,
but people call him Tree.
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Again, no one's
calling this guy anything,
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because it's not a play.
We're doing nothing.
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But the cast wrap party
is historically
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where Schernecke
shines romantically.
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Get your pity smooches
elsewhere, Matt Schernecke.
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We're doing bupkis because
the licensing fees went up.
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Balls! The musical
is the one time
where theater geeks
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get light-to-moderate fame
in this school.
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Football players
would nod at me.
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I was a shape
they recognized.
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A cheerleader said,
"Oh, it's you,"
right to my face.
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Like we shared
the same world!
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What are we gonna do?
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Nothing, unless anybody
has any fully fledged material
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lying in a drawer at home.
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I got some stuff
in a drawer at home
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that makes me
fully fledged.
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Out!
Way ahead of ya.
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Actually,
I have a musical.
Do tell.
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It's called
The Playground,
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and it's a meditation
on what it means to play.
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Adam made me read it.
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It's about a flower
who wants to get planted
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on the other side
of a playground.
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It's okay.
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Okay?
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It might be the best thing
a 12-year-old's ever written.
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It just needs a finale.
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Sounds amateurish
and unfinished,
but it's all we got.
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I'm humbled to share
my creative vision with you.
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Relax, Tennessee Williams.
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Just shove it
in your backpack tonight.
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I had no idea
you had a musical
in you.
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Yep. The Playground
is an originally penned piece
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by me and Erica.
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Your older sister
who left for college
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and barely acknowledges
your existence?
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The very one.
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And the minute
I tell her we're putting
this production on,
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she's gonna be psyched
to dive back in.
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God, no!
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But it's a chance
to see our work
up there in lights!
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You have a marquee?
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There's a bulletin board
with pins. It's the same.
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I had fun writing
that with you
like five years ago,
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but I'm busy with my studies
and my boyfriend
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and not wanting
to do it at all.
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Yoo-hoo.
Geoffy's home.
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Oh, my, a guest?
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Erica, you didn't say
anything about company.
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I'm so sorry. This is not
how it normally looks.
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Geoff, stop. You do not
have to clean up for him.
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He was just leaving.
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So soon? A-At least
stay for a beverage.
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We have Tab
and sink water.
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You've tempted me.
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I'm gonna park myself
right here
and make a night of it.
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No! I have things to do.
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Like finish a musical
with your baby brother?
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Wow. You guys are a regular
Rodgers and Hammerstein,
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except you're siblings
and children and...
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Hey, look, a whole song
about slides!
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It's called
The Playground,
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and it's set in
a playground.
It makes you think.
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It almost does.
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A duet about monkey bars?
I can't wait.
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Well, you're gonna have to,
because it's not happening.
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Unless you take my hand
and come with me
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to complete
our theatrical destiny.
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Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Stop by anytime.
You're always welcome
in our home.
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No, he's not.
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And stop offering
my Tabs to people.
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While my sister
was kicking me out,
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my dad was kicking back
at the office,
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until this guy moseyed in...
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Formica Mike,
the Formica King,
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my dad's local
furniture-shop rival.
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He was gaudy, tacky,
and my dad
couldn't stand him.
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Hello, Murray Goldberg.
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What do you want?
It's not what I want.
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It's what I'm offering...
An invitation to break bread.
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I'll break a stale loaf
over your head.
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Vic, come on.
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I'm sorry,
but I will not fall victim
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to this man's
shenanigans.
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Have you seen
his commercials?
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I can't trust a man
who dresses like
a mattress.
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Oh, you saw my spots?
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Listen,
does it look weird
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when that couple's
lying on top of me?
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No. Narratively,
it worked fine.
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I'm responding
to the costume.
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What are we
talking about here?
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We're talking about
you, me, and our wives
having dinner together.
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What do you say?
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I say I've never wanted
to do anything less.
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Then I don't have
any choice but to purchase
these two chairs.
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Our sitting chairs?
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Fine.
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If it makes this end,
I'll have dinner with you,
but I'm eating quick.
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Is there any other way?
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We're going
to Le Bec-Fin.
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It's French.
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Holy moly!
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It's also considered
the best restaurant
in America.
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Dick Cavett ate there.
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Well, so are we,
this Saturday night.
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Tell your wife.
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She'll have heard of it.
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I doubt it.
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Le Bec (BLEEP) Fin?
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Ohh!
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What are you
so excited about?
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I thought you hated
Formica Mike and
his Formica wife.
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I do.
They're snooty garbage
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that rub their obscene wealth
in our faces.
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But Le Bec-Fin? Oh!
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They pour you that little bit
of wine for you to taste,
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and you taste it and you go,
"Mmm," but you don't know.
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Aren't you
at least curious
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as to why these people
want to take us out to dinner?
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Nope.
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Le Bec-Fin! Oh!
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I'm gonna buy
a new dress, hat,
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and over-the-elbow
opera gloves!
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Opera gloves? What's wrong
with these sink gloves?
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Damn it, Murray!
Le Bec-Fin!
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(SIGHS)
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I wish my mom
were alive so I could
show her I'd made it.
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(GRUMBLING)
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ADULT ADAM:
As my dad was grumbling
about dinner companions,
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I was looking for
a new musical partner.
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So, what are we
doing, again?
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Erica ditched me,
and I gotta finish
a rousing musical
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that ties six storylines
together
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and makes
the audience weep
by tomorrow.
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Here's what
I got so far.
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(CATCHY MELODY PLAYS)
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Are those
the opening bars
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to You Can Call Me Al
by Paul Simon?
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Gah! I knew
it sounded familiar!
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What's this play
about, again?
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Well, in this scene,
Phil the Flower
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learns his friends are
the real soil in his life.
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Maybe this
will do the trick.
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(ARPEGGIO PLAYS)
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Can you make it sound
more like a full orchestra?
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I can kind of make
a shimmer sound.
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Balls! Why would Erica
screw me like this?
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A handful of drama kids
are counting on me.
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I'll do it.
No one's asking you.
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And what could you possibly
bring to the table?
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Oh, I bring everything
to the table...
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Chairs, place mats,
napkin rings,
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decorative centerpieces,
candles, my elbows.
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Stop naming things
that go on a table!
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I need music and lyrics.
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Done and done.
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I'll write you
the greatest rap
known to man,
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and you can waste it
on your lazy high school play.
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Pass!
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I don't need you
showing up out of nowhere,
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sucking on a treat,
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and insinuating yourself
into my life!
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You'll be back.
They all come back.
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Except for all the ones
who never come back.
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You did the right thing.
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Your brother is no friend
to music.
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Plus, there's nothing
Erica would hate more
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than if I let him
ruin our musical.
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Hold on!
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Don't say "Hold on."
Nothing good ever happens
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when people in your family
say "Hold on"!
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If I let Barry
ruin our musical,
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Erica will have to step in
and fix it.
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That's a huge leap, and it
will most certainly backfire.
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Not a chance, Dave Kim.
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You can go. And please take
your piano guts with you.
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Do you know how long
it took to get this thing
down the stairs?
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You're not a good friend!
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(ARPEGGIOS PLAYING)
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You're in!
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Yes!
What are my parameters?
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None. Go wild.
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Buck wild?
What's the difference?
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You know what?
Surprise me.
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Good decision.
You just became
a millionaire.
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I don't see how,
but sure.
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While I enlisted Barry's help,
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my mom and dad reported
for dinner with
the King and Queen.
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Le Bec-Fin!
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I can't believe
we're here!
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(CHUCKLES)
And in the back room?
245
00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:47,768
Nothing but VIP, baby.
My Franny demands it.
246
00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,002
That's enough
out of you, Mikey.
247
00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,071
Although I do love
the privacy.
248
00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,706
Who wants to sit
with other people?
249
00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,141
If you want to
be more alone,
250
00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,308
I can make
that happen.
251
00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,777
Oh, Murray, stop it.
252
00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,178
Le Bec-Fin!
253
00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,914
That was gibberish
the first 50 times
you said it.
254
00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,083
Is this place too good
for a basket of bread?
255
00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,586
No, but they do have
this divine Melba toast.
256
00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,887
Toast?
257
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,757
I put on pants to
eat the one thing
I could make at home?
258
00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,191
You know what?
I'm with the
big guy here.
259
00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,194
Give me a hot cross bun,
plate of salty butter.
260
00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,328
That's living.
261
00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,965
Say, Fran,
I can't help but admire
262
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,033
your beautiful necklace
and earrings.
263
00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,569
Are those emeralds?
264
00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,971
Rarer.
Green diamonds.
265
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,206
See, I got this guy
in the diamond district,
266
00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,741
a disgusting monster.
267
00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:28,809
I'll hook you up.
268
00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,778
Yep, nothing but the best
from my Mikey.
269
00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,780
You should see
our Margate house.
270
00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,615
You have a house
down the shore?
271
00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,216
Four houses in
from the boardwalk.
272
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,686
Did you hear that, Murray?
Four houses in!
273
00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,454
And I got a lead
on a house two in
from the boardwalk.
274
00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,522
(BEVERLY GASPS)
275
00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,292
Meaning ours
could be available soon.
276
00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,359
Wink, wink.
277
00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,795
She's winking at me.
278
00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,329
We own a shore house now.
279
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,498
How did you get that from
her having crap in her eye?
280
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,066
Oh, we're gonna spend
every summer
281
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,302
with our ungrateful children
and then their children.
282
00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,304
We are gonna anchor
our family
283
00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,007
to the beautiful brown
and gray shores
of New Jersey.
284
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,508
That's how it works
with our crappy kids.
285
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,076
Pure crap,
but we love 'em.
286
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,978
Thanks for getting my wife
all worked up,
287
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,980
but I've already
got one house
I can't afford.
288
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,049
Well, maybe I can
help you with that.
289
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,385
Murray, I would very much like
to buy your furniture store.
290
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,721
(GASPS)
You serious?
291
00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,656
As serious
as my heart issues.
292
00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,991
Sometimes it beats fast,
sometimes slow,
293
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,660
sometimes not at all.
294
00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,662
I can't believe
we're gonna have
a shore house!
295
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,363
And there's gonna be
decorative starfish
296
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,066
and, for some reason,
an oar above the door.
297
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,534
Yeah. Take it easy,
Blackbeard.
298
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,002
We don't even know
what the man's offering.
299
00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,104
Now...you do.
300
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,074
Is that a period
or a comma?
301
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,344
Comma, baby.
The punctuation
of the wealthy.
302
00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,846
(GASPS)
303
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:42,015
Holy (BLEEP)
starfish money!
We're rich!
304
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,684
We're gonna have everything
monogrammed.
305
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,819
I don't like people
knowing my initials.
306
00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,254
I'm gonna have to
mull it over.
307
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,455
You take your time.
308
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,556
You got till tomorrow.
309
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,995
ADULT ADAM: Even though taking
Formica Mike's buyout offer
310
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,930
seemed like a no-brainer,
our dad wasn't so sure.
311
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,532
I'm home!
I don't want to hear it!
312
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,902
Vic? W-What are
you doing here?
313
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,071
Beverly pulled me
into your ugly
domestic squabble.
314
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,540
Murray, you really need to
consider Formica Mike's offer.
315
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:10,177
Al, you wanna weigh in?
It was your shop first.
316
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,012
You want your legacy
stripped for parts?
317
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,081
For that kind of dough,
strip away!
318
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,383
It's just furniture.
Who cares?
319
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,718
Agreed!
320
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,421
It's mostly wood.
It's not that special.
Look out the window.
321
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,556
It's everywhere...
Tree, tree, little bush.
322
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,892
We could have
all our friends
323
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,559
to our shore house
on July Fourth,
324
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,395
and they would
quietly speculate
325
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,430
about how much
the house cost.
326
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,598
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
327
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,233
The envy
would eat 'em alive.
328
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,202
I'd certainly be curious
and resentful.
329
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,937
So, that's what
this is about,
330
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,672
you making
your friends jealous?
331
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,508
And you can finally
stop complaining about work.
332
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,642
I don't complain
about work.
333
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,877
It's all you do!
334
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,513
It's your defining
characteristic as a person!
335
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,982
Your negativity
has pulled me down, too.
336
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,118
I've spoken to my pastor
about it.
337
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,253
He'd like you to join us
at our men's picnic.
338
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,956
Mur, come on.
Take the deal.
339
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,925
I'm not taking it
until he apologizes.
340
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,893
Apologizes to you?
For what?
341
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,161
For big-timing me.
342
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,797
With his handsome
and excessive offer?
343
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,333
Let him big-time you, Mur.
Who cares?
344
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,136
I care! No deal.
345
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,971
Well, if all it takes
is an apology
346
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,840
to get me
a family beach house
347
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,142
that gives me generational
control of my children,
348
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,343
then so be it.
349
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,713
That seems misguided
and selfish, but you do you.
350
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,115
How are you gonna get
the Formica King to apologize
351
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,951
for trying to give Murray
a ton of money?
352
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,285
Easy.
353
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,087
I'm not going to him.
354
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,621
Beverly,
I'm so glad you called.
355
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,991
Who was that woman
who answered your phone?
356
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,459
My secretary.
357
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,127
You have a secretary?
For what?
358
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,029
To do all the things
I don't want to,
359
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,365
which is everything besides
shopping and drinking wine.
360
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,867
My God, I want your life.
361
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,936
It's yours. Just get
your Murray to accept
my Mikey's offer.
362
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,806
Well, this might sound crazy,
but could you get Mike
363
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,809
to give Murray just a teensy,
itsy-bitsy apology?
364
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,543
Done.
365
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,379
I thought
that would be harder.
366
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,348
Please. Apologies
are just words.
Words mean nothing.
367
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,850
Ah, that's how I feel!
368
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,718
ADULT ADAM:
As my mom and Fran
struck a deal,
369
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,721
I had a plan to make
my sister sorry
she turned me down.
370
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,290
Adam!
Please come in.
371
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,557
Welcome to our home.
372
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,193
Mwah! Mwah!
373
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,828
Oh, boy,
coming in hot.
374
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,429
And help yourself
to some gourmet snacks
375
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,598
or a variety
of freshly squeezed juices.
376
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,900
Those are my juices!
377
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,167
And why are you here?
378
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,502
Just letting you know
I found someone
379
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,837
to help me
finish the musical.
380
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,738
Oh, esteemed
creative partner!
381
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,140
Barry?
382
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,508
And is that the chalkboard
from our house?
383
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,411
We tied it to the bumper
and drove it here.
It has little wheels.
384
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,545
Dried fruit or nuts?
385
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,314
I'm allergic to both,
but let's do it.
386
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,415
What the hell
is going on?
387
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:32,052
Welcome to the new
and very improved
The Playground,
388
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,054
featuring Big Tasty!
Mm!
389
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,622
Dummies,
all the chalk came off.
390
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,057
Oh, stupid outside!
391
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,426
Then I'll summarize.
It's no longer about
Phil the Flower.
392
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,561
He was weak and gave the wrong
idea about the playground.
393
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,729
What's this idiot
talking about?
394
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,799
This idiot is talking about
injecting our musical
395
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,334
with explosive,
high-octane energy.
396
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,569
And it gets
even more bonkers!
397
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,904
Tell her who
the main character is.
398
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:54,574
A giant, ass-kicking
Tootsie Roll named Clyde.
399
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,244
Why the hell would
a fighting chocolate treat
be on a playground?
400
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,545
He fell out
of a kid's pocket.
401
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,047
Now he's gotta
find his way back,
402
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,815
with the help of Martin Riggs
of Riggs and Murtaugh.
403
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,184
You put the Lethal Weapon guys
in your musical?
404
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,119
Just Riggs.
He's an emotional time bomb,
405
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,620
and he's got three
jaunty numbers.
406
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,956
This is clinically insane.
407
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,991
That's the Riggs character.
But don't worry.
408
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,360
He accidentally
blows himself up
in the second act.
409
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,062
There's violence
on the playground?
410
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,129
And tons of sex.
411
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,898
You know that big
metal thing you spin?
412
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,467
Some randy teens
do unspeakable things on it.
413
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,768
And the nudity
is not tasteful.
414
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,136
But isn't this show
for kids?
415
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,804
I don't know who it's for.
I just know it kicks ass.
416
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,473
Now tell 'em about
the big finale.
417
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,209
Clyde the talking Tootsie
defends the playground
418
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,012
by destroying
a robotic shark
in a rap battle.
419
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,680
It's a real departure
from the original...
420
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,915
And also reality.
421
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,950
Enough!
You clearly ruined it!
422
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:40,253
But I thought you didn't care
about The Playground anymore.
423
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,290
Not until you
completely ripped out
its emotional appeal.
424
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,592
It's about the chutes
and ladders of childhood,
425
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,127
not shark robots.
426
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,929
Robotic sharks.
427
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,697
It's a small
but important distinction.
428
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,799
I guess
there's a solution...
429
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,767
You come back to finish
what we started.
430
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,269
Damn it, fine!
431
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,871
Sweet!
Barry, you're fired.
432
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,106
You'll regret this.
433
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,109
I don't know how,
and you're my ride,
but this isn't over.
434
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,810
(SIGHS) I'll be
waiting downstairs.
435
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,046
See ya at
the piano tomorrow.
(CHUCKLES) Ta!
436
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,948
You think everyone
had a nice time?
437
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,450
While my old musical duo
was back in business,
438
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:14,254
my mom had one last shot
to get my dad to take
Mike's deal.
439
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,256
(GROANS) I can't believe
you dragged me
440
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,891
to this dumb
country club.
441
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,659
Dumb? It's Ashborn.
442
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,794
I don't care where we are.
I don't want to be here.
443
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,264
When have you ever said no
to a free buffet?
444
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,833
Plus, Formica Mike
is gonna apologize
445
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,969
for whatever minor indignity
you suffered.
446
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,471
I'll believe that
when I see it.
447
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,705
Is that
a carving station?
448
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,374
You bet your tuchus.
449
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,309
Help yourself
to some meaty delights.
450
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,377
How many slices
can I get?
451
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,678
Take the whole
damn tenderloin.
452
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,548
Jimbo, put
the sweet beast
onto his plate.
453
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,682
(KNIVES SCRAPING)
454
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,017
I told you
this would work.
455
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,153
Pretty soon I'll be on
the shore, under an umbrella,
456
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,022
yelling at my grandkids not to
play Frisbee with strangers.
457
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,357
That's the dream.
458
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,891
And when you're
finished with that,
459
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,093
head over
to the dessert table,
460
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,862
grab yourself a big chunk
of Black Forest cake.
461
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,365
It's gonna ruin you for
two days, but it's worth it.
462
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,732
ADULT ADAM: Yep,
despite my dad
463
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,634
wanting nothing to do
with country-club life,
464
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,937
he did start to enjoy
the perks.
465
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,872
You found the schvitz.
Thought you disappeared.
466
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,941
I have to admit,
this is nice.
467
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,676
The nicest.
468
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,544
And all this can
be yours, Murray.
469
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,013
Is that your apology?
470
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,247
No.
471
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,448
This is.
472
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,952
I deeply regret
my action of offering
you all that money.
473
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:23,056
Please accept my apology
and all the money that
I originally offered you.
474
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,725
In that moment,
one "yes" from my dad
475
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,894
would change
our lives forever.
476
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,196
Instead, this happened.
477
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,664
Bevy, get the car.
We're going.
478
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,899
Where's your pants?
479
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,402
Stuck in a locker.
I don't know
the combination.
480
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,537
You didn't take the deal?
It's what you wanted!
481
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,239
No. It's what you wanted.
482
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,740
I want to go to work
every day.
483
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,675
What? You hate
going to work!
484
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,445
I know it seems like that,
but I love my job.
485
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,280
But you're never
not complaining about it.
486
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,848
Because I love
complaining.
487
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,051
And I love filling up
the cash register.
488
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,986
And I love
the dumb customers.
489
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,155
And I love having lunch
with Vic.
490
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,557
I love it.
491
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,626
I didn't know that.
492
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,594
Well, now you do.
493
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,297
**
494
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,967
There's my girl.
495
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,903
I got everything we need...
A piano, a kazoo,
496
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,007
and the finest instrument
there is, these sweet pipes.
497
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,608
Save it, Streisand.
Here ya go.
498
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,344
Whazdis?
The song you wanted.
499
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,878
But we haven't even
written it yet.
500
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,247
I did. Last night.
501
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,548
I figured it was easier
that way.
502
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,550
It's not about easy.
It's about collaborating,
503
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,585
coming together through
the power of music.
504
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,953
Hit the bricks,
Goldturds.
505
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,621
I signed out this room
for band practice.
506
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,889
No, you didn't.
I did.
507
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,591
Oh. It was
worth a shot.
508
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,959
And we're gonna be here
for a while
509
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,362
because we're writing
the grand finale
to our musical together.
510
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,896
We're not.
Take the room.
511
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,665
Cool beans.
Not cool beans!
512
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,333
I don't want this.
513
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,002
What the hell, man?
That took me 20 minutes!
514
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,305
Band drama. Noice.
Been there.
515
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,974
I've been asked to leave
over 243 bands.
516
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,642
Then maybe
you two should jam.
517
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,344
In! Our name is Butt Oven.
518
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,214
I'm lead vocals and guitar,
and you carry everything.
519
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,915
I'm not joining
Butt Oven!
520
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,484
I wanna write a song
with my sister.
521
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,918
I see why you two
didn't work out.
522
00:16:58,951 --> 00:16:59,986
This one's a diva.
523
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,588
Good stuff.
So I'm gonna hit it.
524
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,156
Don't just go.
Please?
525
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,657
Dude, what is
going on with you?
526
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,226
What's going on with you?
527
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,860
I haven't seen you
all year.
528
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,129
I see you all the time.
529
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,299
When you're doing your laundry
or try to pry money from Dad.
530
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,767
You went to college,
and we became strangers.
531
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,304
So, what, this is your
lame attempt to reconnect?
532
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,540
It was lame,
but it was all I had.
533
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,075
And obviously
it didn't work.
534
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,944
See you whenever.
535
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,347
(CASSETTE CLATTERS)
536
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,981
(SIGHS)
537
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,187
ADULT ADAM:
After my sister rejected me
and I rejected her song,
538
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,257
the musical was stuck with
the biggest reject of all...
539
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,391
Barry.
540
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,527
This was
a good decision.
541
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,695
I guess, man.
Just do whatever.
542
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,099
Okay, dress is up.
I need my Tootsie Roll
and my Shark-I-Tron!
543
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,800
It's always been a dream
to work together.
544
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,169
(CHUCKLES)
What am I, again?
545
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,204
The fool I'm about to
lyrically smoke.
546
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,405
Drop a beat!
547
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,674
You know, I had my doubts,
but I think that
this might work.
548
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,110
(RAPPING)
* I'm a Tootsie Roll,
my name is Clyde
549
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,646
* On the playground,
I go down the slide
550
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,448
* I ride the swings
and the seesaw
551
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,184
* With my main man Riggs,
but not Murtaugh
552
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,519
* Something's comin'
in the park
553
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,189
* It's a giant
monster robot shark
554
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,458
* The kids all jump,
the sharks attack
555
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,626
* Riggs jumps on
my Tootsie back
556
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,163
* That's how I roll,
Clyde the Tootsie
557
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,831
* Now all the fly ladies
wanna play footsie
558
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,033
* Rest in peace,
Martin Riggs! *
559
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,469
Why do I keep
believing in children?
560
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,471
Good art is supposed to
make you ask questions.
561
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,307
Here's one... How could
half the partnership
from Lethal Weapon
562
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,775
be friends with
a piece of candy?
563
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,042
That's your problem
with it?
564
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,445
That's nothing a way-too-long
backstory rap can't solve.
565
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,613
Or there's
another option.
566
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,215
Erica?
Why are you here?
567
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,316
To apologize.
568
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,050
Everything you said
was true...
569
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,353
I've been prioritizing stuff
over you, and it's not cool.
570
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,890
And I don't want it
to be just words.
I mean it.
571
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,058
No matter where I'm at
in my life, I want you in it.
572
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,093
You're my baby brother.
573
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,796
So what are you saying?
574
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,064
I'm saying that it's time
for Goldberg and Goldberg
575
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,366
to finish
what they started.
576
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,403
Tootsie Roll, shark boy,
you're out.
577
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,271
Whatever!
I don't need any of you.
578
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,340
Except to get me
out of this thing.
579
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,608
Somebody unzip him!
580
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,778
Hey.
581
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,979
I don't wanna
talk about it.
582
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,781
I do.
583
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,351
All this time, I thought
I knew everything about you,
584
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,052
and I guess I don't.
585
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,987
Well, I certainly
don't make it easy.
586
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,489
Well, we could
both be better
587
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,691
about telling each other
what we want.
588
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,228
I didn't know you wanted
a beach house so badly.
589
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,129
I don't care about
some dumb house.
590
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,998
I care about
what's in it...
591
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:29,936
Our family being together
and happy.
592
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,705
If I can have all that,
it can always be right here.
593
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,541
But the thing is,
Mike's right.
594
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,276
My business is changing.
595
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,544
So what are you thinking?
596
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,612
I'm not sure.
597
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,449
But I do know
I've been too complacent.
598
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,551
And if we're ever gonna
get that shore house,
599
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,018
I got to do something bold.
600
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,824
Well, whatever you do,
I'm always right behind you.
601
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,960
(PAUL SIMON'S
YOU CAN CALL ME AL PLAYS)
602
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,195
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes
it takes a glimpse
of the future
603
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,697
to help you focus
on the now.
604
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,798
You wanted to talk?
605
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,968
You want to expand.
I don't want to sell.
606
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,736
So why don't we go
in business together?
607
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,405
Partners?
608
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,374
I figured that you and I
could team up
609
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,975
and take on the big boys.
610
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,843
Or become the big boys.
611
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,845
ADULT ADAM:
Life is full of surprises...
612
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,750
Like when the people
from your past
find their way back.
613
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,287
And when you're open
to new possibilities,
the future is bright.
614
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,521
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
615
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,157
I feel like we didn't
kick the tires
on the name long enough.
616
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,960
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
Buckle up, Murray.
I'm a difficult partner.
617
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,130
It's true.
He's way too much.
618
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,501
In the end, as long
as you make time
for the people you love,
619
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,437
the playground of life
can be a lot more fun.
620
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,572
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
621
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,873
**
622
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,410
* I'm a pretty,
pretty flower *
623
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,778
(SCREAMING)
624
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,780
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
625
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,215
(BELL DINGS)
626
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,521
(CHUCKLES)
Le Bec-Fin!
627
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,155
I can't believe
I'm really here.
628
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,690
This is a very
exciting time for you.
629
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:58,758
Oh, it really is.
630
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,693
And I am eager to discuss
631
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,095
my new role at the store
moving forward.
632
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:07,266
You shall have the noble title
of Baron of the Bookcases.
633
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,068
A baron?
634
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,169
Hot dog!
635
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,071
And there's gonna be
some other new stuff.
636
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,273
For instance,
no more sitting.
637
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,175
What's that, now?
638
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,044
I work my employees
very hard.
639
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,046
If you can lean,
you can clean.
640
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,581
But royalty
doesn't clean.
641
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,649
They're supposed to lean.
642
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,750
Not in my kingdom.
643
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,251
La Bec-Fin!
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