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Sexy Soccer
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Welcome! To the match of a lifetime!
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It's been playing out in front of us.
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Suk and I are on the
scene to give you the scoop.
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We are almost at the end,
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And they are just as
energized as they were at the start.
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Who will win? Suk, what do you think?
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It's hard to say.
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It's harder then taking off an
old lady's bra with one hand.
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Just one slip...
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And the boobs hit the floor.
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What the hell is going on?
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Didn't I teach you how to pass?
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How about I pass your earnings
on to someone else, Huh?
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Pass it...
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They've gotten the ball in the middle...
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And are heading for the penalty area.
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Somebody's shoelace is untied! Watch out!
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What a shame.
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Just when things were looking good.
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One dumb player, and one stupid screw-up.
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Now they face a penalty kick.
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Suk, what do you think?
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What do I think?
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These idiots are going to lose.
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Only one minute left.
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They get a free kick...
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They won't stop this.
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What a nightmare!
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The game is over!
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Miracle beats Bosom 1-0
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Miracle is champion of the Virgin cup!
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Let's watch TV...
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Let's turn it off.
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You blew it now...
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You freaking asshole!
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I always win.
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You know how much I bet?
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At least $1,000?
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Are you nuts?
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At least $1,000...
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It was $7,000!
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Guess how much you lost?
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$1,000?
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Hah!
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Oh no...
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You're quite funny.
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$7,000?
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I want $70,000 jackass!
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You suggested the Miracle.
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I've invested a lot in this.
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Thinking that it was a sure bet.
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Then I would make a fortune.
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Ha! You bastard!
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Lost it all.
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Brother Gin,
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It's all my fault.
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Don't hurt me.
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I'll bring the players
here and you can hurt them.
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I don't have the time for that.
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I'm gonna hurt you.
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Put your head down!
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No please!
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Please don't!!!
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Please!
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Wow I suck today.
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I can't hit you.
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I won't miss this time.
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Please don't...
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Please...
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I'll sell everything I own!
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And then I'll give you the money!
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You might kill me!
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What did you say?
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Did I hear you right?
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Let him go.
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This isn't fun?
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We lost $7000.
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And he is going to give us $70,000.
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Just relax.
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Now we will have some cash.
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We can have some fun.
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If he doesn't come
through, he's gonna be a goose.
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A goose?
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Damn you are stupid!
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Not a chicken, not a duck.
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A goose.
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Got it?
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Mr. Lo,
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About your money...
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You withdrew $81.00
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Now you have $27.50 left.
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Give me $27.00
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No, give me $27.50
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I need every penny.
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We can give you $7.50
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What?
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What about the $20.00?
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You are withdrawing from a teller.
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There is a $20.00 service charge
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No one told you?
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Huh?
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Fuck... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
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Why me, Rolando.
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I've always loved to watch soccer.
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From the beginning until now.
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I have always won these matches.
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But I always lose in real matches.
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Rolando...
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On the court for more than ten years.
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And now I'm controlled by gamblers.
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I've got nothing now.
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Nothing!!!
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Wait a minute...
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Wait...
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Guys aren't the only
ones that can play soccer.
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If a woman could play,
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She could seduce the competition.
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I'll be rich.
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That's it.
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This is as cool as the World Oup.
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I need to do this.
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It's worth a shot.
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Don't be a loser...
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What are you doing here
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Listen.
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I hate to be peeked at.
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You can watch me,
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But no peeking!
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You pervert!
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No, no.
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Actually, I'm gay.
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What?
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I'm a gay guy.
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I like Frankfurt sausages! Yum!
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I'm not here to peek.
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You're not?
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Why are you in the ladies' room?
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Well,
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My name is Rolando.
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Rolando.
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Lolando?
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No Rolando.
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Lolando?
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No it's Ro-lan-do.
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Lolando?
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Shit.
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That's right.
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You're in great shape.
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Are you interested in joining our team?
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To be a female soccer player?
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Female soccer?
It's always been male soccer players.
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Who would watch us?
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Are you stupid?
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When you were on the court,
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Running and shaking your tits,
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No one could concentrate.
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All the guys were looking at you.
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I'm sure about this.
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A soccer player with great tits.
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Will dominate.
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But I can't play soccer.
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You should get someone else.
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Who cares?
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You have great tits.
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And I can train you to be
a professional soccer player.
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Well.
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How many players are on this team?
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I'm used to large corporations.
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Such as The Millionaires.
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I don't work on Temple Street.
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That's fine.
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We can work out the details.
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We are halfway there.
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If you trust me,
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You will be a real soccer player.
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How can I believe you?
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You come in here and ask me to join you.
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It wouldn't work.
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You want to bet?
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If I get another player in three days,
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Then you will join my team.
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When you have found the other player,
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Then come talk to me.
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My back is killing me, I've been looking all day.
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There isn't one good woman here.
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They must be dead.
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Oh, Nina is great.
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How could I get her on my team?
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There's a pub.
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"Happy Hour"
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Well maybe I should take a break.
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And check this out.
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What are you playing?
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You can't afford to lose.
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Sorry.
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I drank up everything.
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Why don't we play rock, paper, scissors?
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And hit the loser.
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Great.
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Paper!
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I won.
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I won!
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Ouch!
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That's not fair.
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What a coincidence!
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A Goddess with boobs!
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Nice boobs!
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Great boobs!
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Paper!
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I lost...
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Oh no.
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She needs to get out of here.
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A little ditzy.
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She's perfect.
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Rock!
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Lost again.
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I don't wanna play this.
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Get me a drink.
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Okay.
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What's your name, pretty?
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My name is Pulls.
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Pussy?
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No... With a double 'L'.
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With double 'L'?
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P-u-l-l-ss.
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Okay.
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Hey,
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Hey,
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Wake up.
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Dear God.
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If he wakes up,
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I would do anything for him.
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No need to pray.
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Let's make a deal.
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What do you mean?
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I'm a decent girl.
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What kind of deal?
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Even If you pray to God,
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You wouldn't get this.
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Let me do you a favor.
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You were awake the whole time!
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I need you to help me.
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What kind of help?
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Well you see...
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Me and you have a deal.
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What deal?
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Why do all guys do this?
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Just want to get with me.
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There's nothing great about me.
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Yes there is.
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Your sweet.
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And your tits are great.
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Your have nice personality.
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Your gentle.
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And pretty and young.
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And your hair...
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My hair?
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Yes.
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Does that matter?
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Of course it does.
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With your qualifications,
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You don't need to be harassed by these guys,
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Do you?
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And you don't make anything here.
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If you join my team,
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I'll promise you a big fortune.
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A big fortune?
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Alright I promise.
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But if I need to sell my body,
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I will quit.
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You don't need to.
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What's your name?
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Rolando...
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Oh your Lolando.
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Fabulous.
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Amazing.
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Very cool.
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What's fabulous?
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Take a look,
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At those tits.
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Wow...
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What's her name?
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She's Little Twin.
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The legendary 'Rolling Queen'
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Here she comes.
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If she's here,
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Then Big Twin will be here later.
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They don't get along.
290
00:23:31,023 --> 00:23:32,324
Too competitive.
291
00:23:32,324 --> 00:23:33,791
They won't play together.
292
00:23:38,097 --> 00:23:39,998
If we can get both of
293
00:23:39,998 --> 00:23:41,967
the Twins on our team.
294
00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:45,232
That would be great.
295
00:23:46,004 --> 00:23:48,199
They're our next targets.
296
00:23:54,379 --> 00:23:56,313
Why is your nose bleeding?
297
00:23:56,348 --> 00:23:57,372
Oh...
298
00:23:58,283 --> 00:23:59,985
I think I'm short of blood.
299
00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:00,586
This isn't good.
300
00:24:00,586 --> 00:24:01,985
No it's not.
301
00:24:04,256 --> 00:24:05,086
Unbelievable.
302
00:24:06,658 --> 00:24:08,260
The shape...
303
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:09,887
And the elasticity...
304
00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:11,463
The perfect match.
305
00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:13,988
This is the better then sex.
306
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,762
Hey...
307
00:24:16,034 --> 00:24:16,769
Didn't you say,
308
00:24:16,769 --> 00:24:17,736
If I can find another player,
309
00:24:17,736 --> 00:24:19,101
You would join my team?
310
00:24:19,471 --> 00:24:20,768
Pulls, come over here.
311
00:24:22,741 --> 00:24:24,843
She's our first player. Her name is Pulls.
312
00:24:24,843 --> 00:24:25,778
Pussy?
313
00:24:25,778 --> 00:24:28,680
No with double 'L'
314
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,382
Pulls.
315
00:24:30,382 --> 00:24:31,683
Oh I see.
316
00:24:31,683 --> 00:24:32,851
Nice name.
317
00:24:32,851 --> 00:24:34,253
Yes.
318
00:24:34,253 --> 00:24:35,521
Sounds like pussy.
319
00:24:35,521 --> 00:24:37,045
Why am I named Pulls?
320
00:24:37,589 --> 00:24:39,558
No it's pussy.
321
00:24:39,558 --> 00:24:41,527
Why call yourself Pulls?
322
00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:43,995
Forget about it.
323
00:24:44,396 --> 00:24:46,565
Anything you want.
324
00:24:46,565 --> 00:24:48,467
Let's get to the point.
325
00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:50,169
Are you joining our team?
326
00:24:50,169 --> 00:24:51,431
You did promise.
327
00:24:51,870 --> 00:24:53,804
What are the benefits?
328
00:24:54,072 --> 00:24:55,340
The benefits?
329
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:59,678
Well running around the
court gets the guys attention.
330
00:24:59,678 --> 00:25:02,670
If you get to play a big game,
on the professional stage,
331
00:25:02,714 --> 00:25:05,384
There will be ten's of thousands of
guys watching you. Sound good?
332
00:25:05,384 --> 00:25:07,511
That satisfies you doesn't it?
333
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,221
The most important thing,
334
00:25:09,221 --> 00:25:11,781
Is that we can earn a lot of money.
335
00:25:12,357 --> 00:25:13,915
When do we start?
336
00:25:15,594 --> 00:25:17,994
Be patient little fellow...
337
00:25:23,969 --> 00:25:24,958
Hey Pulls...
338
00:25:25,604 --> 00:25:27,299
When you worked here,
339
00:25:27,573 --> 00:25:29,241
Many people ordered Stir fried rice noodle?
340
00:25:29,241 --> 00:25:30,008
No.
341
00:25:30,008 --> 00:25:31,100
Why?
342
00:25:31,743 --> 00:25:33,445
Oause in the Urine pits,
343
00:25:33,445 --> 00:25:35,845
There's lots of Stir fried rice noodle.
344
00:25:38,483 --> 00:25:40,085
You're so disgusting!
345
00:25:40,085 --> 00:25:42,485
You are sick.
346
00:25:43,522 --> 00:25:46,024
How many girls are needed for the team.
347
00:25:46,024 --> 00:25:47,492
Do we have enough?
348
00:25:47,492 --> 00:25:49,653
Or do we need a couple more?
349
00:25:50,762 --> 00:25:53,287
You have spent too much time in the sun.
350
00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:56,290
Eleven players on a team.
351
00:25:56,668 --> 00:25:59,865
You're a ditzy pussy.
352
00:26:00,439 --> 00:26:02,600
What about the next step?
353
00:26:03,508 --> 00:26:05,135
The next step,
354
00:26:05,377 --> 00:26:07,675
Is to get the Twins.
355
00:26:26,465 --> 00:26:28,166
The other day,
356
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:29,434
I was watching them on a show.
357
00:26:29,434 --> 00:26:31,003
The legs and the tits,
358
00:26:31,003 --> 00:26:32,231
The great shapes.
359
00:26:32,771 --> 00:26:34,973
And they were braless.
360
00:26:34,973 --> 00:26:37,276
It was cool.
361
00:26:37,276 --> 00:26:39,210
They are perfect.
362
00:26:39,578 --> 00:26:41,680
One is a great player,
363
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,181
The other's a great roller.
364
00:26:43,181 --> 00:26:44,483
If we can get them,
365
00:26:44,483 --> 00:26:45,973
It would be fantastic.
366
00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:48,186
We need this.
367
00:26:48,186 --> 00:26:49,821
We have to be quick.
368
00:26:49,821 --> 00:26:51,657
Get them on our team.
369
00:26:51,657 --> 00:26:53,488
They will help us win the cash.
370
00:26:54,693 --> 00:26:56,094
Slow down.
371
00:26:56,094 --> 00:26:57,996
It won't be easy to convince them.
372
00:26:57,996 --> 00:26:59,364
They don't like each other.
373
00:26:59,364 --> 00:27:00,365
Why don't we come up with a plan.
374
00:27:00,365 --> 00:27:02,265
To get them on our team.
375
00:27:03,001 --> 00:27:04,903
Your right.
376
00:27:04,903 --> 00:27:06,471
We have to get them.
377
00:27:06,471 --> 00:27:08,273
We can tell them,
378
00:27:08,273 --> 00:27:11,343
To settle down and join us.
379
00:27:11,343 --> 00:27:13,573
Rolando.
380
00:27:15,113 --> 00:27:18,776
Rolando?
381
00:27:19,151 --> 00:27:20,585
What happened?
382
00:27:20,585 --> 00:27:22,754
He's drunk. Help him home.
383
00:27:22,754 --> 00:27:23,584
I don't care.
384
00:27:23,822 --> 00:27:24,720
Me?
385
00:27:40,605 --> 00:27:43,709
You...
386
00:27:43,709 --> 00:27:45,477
You are heavier than a rock.
387
00:27:45,477 --> 00:27:46,466
Get up.
388
00:27:46,678 --> 00:27:47,804
Hey.
389
00:27:52,951 --> 00:27:54,186
You purple cow.
390
00:27:54,186 --> 00:27:55,053
You,
391
00:27:55,053 --> 00:27:56,555
You're still thinking about this
even when you are drunk.
392
00:27:56,555 --> 00:27:58,223
And peeking.
393
00:27:58,223 --> 00:27:59,358
I'm not.
394
00:27:59,358 --> 00:28:00,359
No.
395
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,961
You got a hard on.
396
00:28:02,961 --> 00:28:04,485
Hold it.
397
00:28:04,997 --> 00:28:06,164
For a little while.
398
00:28:06,164 --> 00:28:07,466
Don't chicken out.
399
00:28:07,466 --> 00:28:08,367
Do it.
400
00:28:08,367 --> 00:28:10,301
Or I won't take you out anymore.
401
00:28:10,969 --> 00:28:13,271
Don't be like this.
402
00:28:13,271 --> 00:28:16,174
It takes time.
403
00:28:16,174 --> 00:28:18,043
Like mine.
404
00:28:18,043 --> 00:28:18,677
If I have time,
405
00:28:18,677 --> 00:28:21,079
I would get her some interesting panties.
406
00:28:21,079 --> 00:28:21,780
And,
407
00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:24,112
I would take her sunbathing.
408
00:28:26,284 --> 00:28:28,186
Sunbathing?
409
00:28:28,186 --> 00:28:29,254
If not,
410
00:28:29,254 --> 00:28:31,882
She would get too wet.
411
00:28:32,624 --> 00:28:34,292
Too wet?
412
00:28:34,292 --> 00:28:35,486
Yes.
413
00:28:36,194 --> 00:28:38,497
It's wet again.
414
00:28:38,497 --> 00:28:41,900
I wet my new panty.
415
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:42,868
Don't cry.
416
00:28:42,868 --> 00:28:44,202
Let me help you.
417
00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:45,533
Okay.
418
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,198
Don't cry.
419
00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:51,433
Don't cry.
420
00:29:04,289 --> 00:29:05,278
Little Twin.
421
00:29:05,624 --> 00:29:07,421
Don't you want to battle?
422
00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:08,794
Who are you?
423
00:29:08,794 --> 00:29:09,783
You want to challenge me?
424
00:29:10,295 --> 00:29:10,886
Yes.
425
00:29:11,296 --> 00:29:12,490
How much?
426
00:29:12,864 --> 00:29:14,058
$50,000
427
00:29:14,366 --> 00:29:16,129
How's that sound?
428
00:29:16,401 --> 00:29:18,837
Sounds like easy money.
429
00:29:18,837 --> 00:29:21,339
Great.
430
00:29:21,339 --> 00:29:23,241
If I lose,
431
00:29:23,241 --> 00:29:24,376
I'll give you the money.
432
00:29:24,376 --> 00:29:25,544
If you lose,
433
00:29:25,544 --> 00:29:27,779
You will have to join our team.
434
00:29:27,779 --> 00:29:29,007
For one year.
435
00:29:29,414 --> 00:29:30,715
Your team?
436
00:29:30,715 --> 00:29:31,783
What is it?
437
00:29:31,783 --> 00:29:33,307
Oh it's great.
438
00:29:33,885 --> 00:29:36,353
Okay I'm winning any ways.
439
00:29:38,156 --> 00:29:39,282
You go first.
440
00:29:42,794 --> 00:29:45,297
Nina, do you know what
441
00:29:45,297 --> 00:29:47,766
get's hairy when it ripens?
442
00:29:47,766 --> 00:29:49,165
Guess?
443
00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:51,937
A man's private place?
444
00:29:51,937 --> 00:29:53,632
No it's corn.
445
00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:00,245
Nina,
446
00:30:00,245 --> 00:30:02,440
Why did Kwan die so young?
447
00:30:02,781 --> 00:30:05,079
I don't know any history.
448
00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:08,186
Because he was an enemy.
449
00:30:08,186 --> 00:30:10,822
You moron.
450
00:30:10,822 --> 00:30:13,484
Wrong, it was his fate.
451
00:30:14,159 --> 00:30:16,389
One more question,
452
00:30:16,695 --> 00:30:17,996
Okay.
453
00:30:17,996 --> 00:30:18,897
Do you know why,
454
00:30:18,897 --> 00:30:20,660
The Statue of Liberty is in the US?
455
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,230
Because she dreams for liberty.
456
00:30:24,469 --> 00:30:25,561
Wrong.
457
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:31,602
You always miss.
458
00:30:31,943 --> 00:30:33,410
You're very tricky.
459
00:30:33,478 --> 00:30:35,380
These questions are too hard.
460
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:36,904
That's why I didn't get them.
461
00:30:37,282 --> 00:30:38,450
Don't wanna play anymore?
462
00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:39,284
Hey,
463
00:30:39,284 --> 00:30:42,387
Well you made a bet.
464
00:30:42,387 --> 00:30:43,855
What did I say?
465
00:30:43,855 --> 00:30:44,913
What can you do about it?
466
00:30:45,891 --> 00:30:47,222
This is ridiculous.
467
00:30:47,292 --> 00:30:48,360
Those simple questions.
468
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,554
I should have known those.
469
00:30:50,095 --> 00:30:51,687
Hey what's bothering you?
470
00:30:52,797 --> 00:30:54,666
Is it about the questions?
471
00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:57,863
Yes.
472
00:30:58,303 --> 00:30:59,463
Don't let them bother you.
473
00:30:59,771 --> 00:31:01,932
Those questions were tricky.
474
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,642
I have a book at home.
475
00:31:03,642 --> 00:31:04,609
When you finish reading it,
476
00:31:04,609 --> 00:31:05,544
You will learn the answers.
477
00:31:05,544 --> 00:31:06,545
And you can also test others.
478
00:31:06,545 --> 00:31:07,345
Really?
479
00:31:07,345 --> 00:31:08,513
Let's go to your house.
480
00:31:08,513 --> 00:31:09,281
Right now?
481
00:31:09,281 --> 00:31:10,213
Yeah, Let's go.
482
00:31:16,855 --> 00:31:18,256
Do you know why a monkey,
483
00:31:18,256 --> 00:31:19,858
In a department store,
484
00:31:19,858 --> 00:31:21,860
Would pick a camera instead of a banana?
485
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:24,294
Because the camera would change.
486
00:31:24,563 --> 00:31:26,798
This is amazing.
487
00:31:26,798 --> 00:31:27,856
One more.
488
00:31:30,235 --> 00:31:33,796
What is both silver and gold?
489
00:31:34,339 --> 00:31:35,640
Ohicken?
490
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,629
Wrong.
491
00:31:37,943 --> 00:31:38,910
Three chickens?
492
00:31:38,910 --> 00:31:40,172
Wrong again.
493
00:31:40,812 --> 00:31:42,814
You have no idea.
494
00:31:42,814 --> 00:31:44,482
It's a $10.00 coin.
495
00:31:44,482 --> 00:31:47,252
I finally win.
496
00:31:47,252 --> 00:31:48,981
Yeah...
497
00:31:49,788 --> 00:31:52,524
Your IQ has improved.
498
00:31:52,524 --> 00:31:53,991
Now you can join our team.
499
00:31:56,094 --> 00:31:58,597
No,
500
00:31:58,597 --> 00:32:00,792
I have one more request.
501
00:32:01,266 --> 00:32:02,400
No problem.
502
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,164
Anything will do.
503
00:32:05,203 --> 00:32:06,238
I promise you
504
00:32:06,238 --> 00:32:10,275
This is...
505
00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:11,833
What is it again?
506
00:32:13,912 --> 00:32:17,973
I can't breath.
507
00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:21,178
Your dick.
508
00:32:21,653 --> 00:32:23,621
Hold it please.
509
00:32:23,955 --> 00:32:24,723
Please hold it.
510
00:32:24,723 --> 00:32:25,590
I can't breath.
511
00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:27,524
This is hard.
512
00:37:30,395 --> 00:37:32,090
Wow, I won.
513
00:37:33,164 --> 00:37:35,860
What? The game isn't finished yet.
514
00:37:36,267 --> 00:37:38,403
We have an agreement.
515
00:37:38,403 --> 00:37:40,505
The US and UK is not in Iraq.
516
00:37:40,505 --> 00:37:42,340
That's not it.
517
00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:43,864
It means oil.
518
00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:44,799
Haha.
519
00:37:46,744 --> 00:37:48,079
You cheated.
520
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:49,113
What?
521
00:37:49,113 --> 00:37:50,214
This is the new rule.
522
00:37:50,214 --> 00:37:52,884
You lost.
523
00:37:52,884 --> 00:37:54,044
You promised.
524
00:37:54,285 --> 00:37:55,286
I don't have any money.
525
00:37:55,286 --> 00:37:57,413
Take me instead.
526
00:37:58,256 --> 00:37:59,924
I'm not interested in you.
527
00:37:59,924 --> 00:38:02,694
Join our team.
528
00:38:02,694 --> 00:38:05,997
We need you.
529
00:38:05,997 --> 00:38:08,066
Well I guess I have to.
530
00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:10,728
We are even.
531
00:38:11,402 --> 00:38:12,300
Hey,
532
00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:14,339
Don't push too much.
533
00:38:14,339 --> 00:38:14,939
Don't you know?
534
00:38:14,939 --> 00:38:16,174
We've got your sister
535
00:38:16,174 --> 00:38:18,074
You do?
536
00:38:18,576 --> 00:38:19,474
Sister?
537
00:38:19,978 --> 00:38:21,446
Hey,
538
00:38:21,446 --> 00:38:23,014
Please promise.
539
00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:24,916
To join their team.
540
00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:27,986
Oh... you are together.
541
00:38:27,986 --> 00:38:29,851
This is a setup.
542
00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:31,089
Sister,
543
00:38:31,089 --> 00:38:33,758
This is for your own good.
544
00:38:33,758 --> 00:38:35,026
They told me,
545
00:38:35,026 --> 00:38:37,095
If you join them,
546
00:38:37,095 --> 00:38:39,791
We would be rich.
547
00:38:40,365 --> 00:38:42,567
Why do you care about me?
548
00:38:42,567 --> 00:38:44,902
I always have.
549
00:38:44,902 --> 00:38:47,538
I don't wanna compete with you.
550
00:38:47,538 --> 00:38:50,174
Don't wanna fight to be number one.
551
00:38:50,174 --> 00:38:52,644
You want to fight me.
552
00:38:52,644 --> 00:38:53,770
Stop it.
553
00:38:54,078 --> 00:38:56,014
Sister, stop it.
554
00:38:56,014 --> 00:38:57,782
Why don't we both agree?
555
00:38:57,782 --> 00:38:59,484
And we can both be rich.
556
00:38:59,484 --> 00:39:00,280
That's right.
557
00:39:01,185 --> 00:39:03,621
Why don't you join us?
558
00:39:03,621 --> 00:39:04,789
Say yes.
559
00:39:04,789 --> 00:39:06,424
Okay.
560
00:39:06,424 --> 00:39:08,159
Say it.
561
00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:09,360
Please?
562
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,361
Alright.
563
00:39:10,361 --> 00:39:12,693
She said yes!
564
00:39:12,964 --> 00:39:15,797
Hahaha.
565
00:39:20,204 --> 00:39:21,406
Sister,
566
00:39:21,406 --> 00:39:24,603
Your tits are much bigger now.
567
00:39:25,109 --> 00:39:26,110
Sister,
568
00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:28,646
I stayed here every day.
569
00:39:28,646 --> 00:39:31,716
Perhaps that's why.
570
00:39:31,716 --> 00:39:35,152
I think yours shrunk.
571
00:39:35,386 --> 00:39:37,355
I know,
572
00:39:37,355 --> 00:39:40,091
I stayed in the ballroom day and night.
573
00:39:40,091 --> 00:39:42,560
The room is so small.
574
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,755
That's why.
575
00:39:45,396 --> 00:39:46,397
It doesn't matter.
576
00:39:46,397 --> 00:39:48,766
We are playing soccer now.
577
00:39:48,766 --> 00:39:51,428
Your boobs will grow.
578
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,140
When we stopped talking,
579
00:39:58,576 --> 00:40:01,112
we stopped sleeping together too.
580
00:40:01,112 --> 00:40:03,512
We can sleep together again now.
581
00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:05,683
I miss those days...
582
00:40:05,683 --> 00:40:08,174
When we would hold
each other when we slept.
583
00:40:13,858 --> 00:40:15,927
Wwwwhat are you two doing???
584
00:40:15,927 --> 00:40:17,061
Dikes!
585
00:40:17,061 --> 00:40:18,262
No it's not like that.
586
00:40:18,262 --> 00:40:21,197
We were just remembering
when we were young.
587
00:40:23,668 --> 00:40:24,402
Little Twin,
588
00:40:24,402 --> 00:40:26,393
Is it fun to kick the ball?
589
00:40:26,671 --> 00:40:27,672
I think so.
590
00:40:27,672 --> 00:40:29,574
It's not bad.
591
00:40:29,574 --> 00:40:31,476
It should be fun.
592
00:40:31,476 --> 00:40:35,139
Don't you know the guys only watch my tits?
593
00:40:35,279 --> 00:40:38,510
No we have a chance for revenge.
594
00:40:38,883 --> 00:40:40,885
That's right, when I jog in the park,
595
00:40:40,885 --> 00:40:44,013
The guys only happily stare at my tits.
596
00:40:44,622 --> 00:40:48,251
They like your juggling boobs!
597
00:40:49,594 --> 00:40:52,163
But Rolanda said,
598
00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:53,562
We are in the defender's position.
599
00:40:53,798 --> 00:40:57,063
Do we need to put our bras on?
600
00:40:57,502 --> 00:40:58,636
Defender means,
601
00:40:58,636 --> 00:41:00,365
To guard the goal.
602
00:41:01,005 --> 00:41:03,269
Nina what position are you?
603
00:41:03,741 --> 00:41:05,643
I do the kicking.
604
00:41:05,643 --> 00:41:07,545
Why is that?
605
00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:09,380
Why do you want to kick?
606
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:11,678
Li like that position.
607
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:13,484
Which position is that?
608
00:41:13,484 --> 00:41:14,451
In the middle of the court.
609
00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:16,921
It's not fair you get to choose.
610
00:41:16,921 --> 00:41:18,013
Alright, alright.
611
00:41:18,389 --> 00:41:20,258
Only a 15 minute break.
612
00:41:20,258 --> 00:41:22,293
You have been showering for an hour.
613
00:41:22,293 --> 00:41:23,385
Hurry it up.
614
00:41:23,795 --> 00:41:24,693
Oh...
615
00:41:25,296 --> 00:41:26,798
Let me tell you,
616
00:41:26,798 --> 00:41:28,065
From today onward,
617
00:41:28,065 --> 00:41:30,568
I'll train you to compete.
618
00:41:30,568 --> 00:41:32,297
Improve your skills and endurance.
619
00:41:32,937 --> 00:41:34,772
I'm not treating you like girls.
620
00:41:34,772 --> 00:41:37,175
But like guys.
621
00:41:37,175 --> 00:41:39,243
And I will be jogging with you.
622
00:41:39,243 --> 00:41:41,512
Gym, lunch,
623
00:41:41,512 --> 00:41:42,346
Showers,
624
00:41:42,346 --> 00:41:43,313
And Sleeping.
625
00:41:43,681 --> 00:41:44,415
And sex,
626
00:41:44,415 --> 00:41:45,616
Pornography,
627
00:41:45,616 --> 00:41:47,277
And prostitution.
628
00:41:47,785 --> 00:41:50,121
What do you mean prostitution?
629
00:41:50,121 --> 00:41:51,856
We came here for the team.
630
00:41:51,856 --> 00:41:53,585
Kick his ass!
631
00:41:54,192 --> 00:41:56,683
Help...
632
00:41:59,564 --> 00:42:00,865
Where is Suk?
633
00:42:00,865 --> 00:42:02,166
He said a ball has only one shape.
634
00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:03,190
But I don't think so.
635
00:42:03,634 --> 00:42:05,226
There is a papaya shape,
636
00:42:06,337 --> 00:42:07,538
A goose egg,
637
00:42:07,538 --> 00:42:09,233
And an egg shape.
638
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,767
And one that looks like the number eight.
639
00:42:12,276 --> 00:42:14,574
Get to the point.
640
00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:16,080
This is useless.
641
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,308
Time to get dirty.
642
00:42:17,381 --> 00:42:19,781
Let's start the training.
643
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,603
At the end of the game,
644
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:19,877
Shoot the ball into the goal.
645
00:43:19,877 --> 00:43:21,742
It's just like sex.
646
00:43:22,179 --> 00:43:23,714
The sperm tries hard,
647
00:43:23,714 --> 00:43:25,383
To get in the egg.
648
00:43:25,383 --> 00:43:26,281
Understand?
649
00:43:26,984 --> 00:43:27,916
Yes!!!
650
00:43:28,886 --> 00:43:31,055
Now we will learn how to shoot.
651
00:43:31,055 --> 00:43:32,623
Shoot the ball.
652
00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:33,555
Ready?
653
00:43:33,991 --> 00:43:35,083
Yes!!!
654
00:43:45,336 --> 00:43:46,804
It sounds very hard.
655
00:43:46,804 --> 00:43:47,939
But I know,
656
00:43:47,939 --> 00:43:49,566
It's always supposed to be hard.
657
00:43:50,241 --> 00:43:52,310
Yes, sometimes it's soft.
658
00:43:52,310 --> 00:43:53,978
I don't understand why.
659
00:43:53,978 --> 00:43:57,038
They can't get it in the goal.
660
00:43:57,415 --> 00:43:59,750
That's not being able to get it up.
661
00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:00,409
Shut up!
662
00:44:01,285 --> 00:44:02,987
It's because in every soccer match,
663
00:44:02,987 --> 00:44:04,454
There is a goalie.
664
00:44:04,822 --> 00:44:05,880
Understand?
665
00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:07,455
What about our goalie?
666
00:44:07,858 --> 00:44:10,094
Just standing around,
667
00:44:10,094 --> 00:44:12,296
No wonder nobody wants to do it.
668
00:44:12,296 --> 00:44:14,161
What shall we do.
669
00:44:15,099 --> 00:44:18,000
The legend says,
670
00:44:18,569 --> 00:44:19,770
In Shantung,
671
00:44:19,770 --> 00:44:21,635
There is a mysterious lady,
672
00:44:21,973 --> 00:44:24,141
Her name is Iron Ann.
673
00:44:24,141 --> 00:44:26,006
Her arms are very powerful.
674
00:44:26,277 --> 00:44:28,268
Her breasts are also powerful.
675
00:44:28,779 --> 00:44:30,770
Shall we ask her over?
676
00:44:31,382 --> 00:44:32,940
Actually I don't know her.
677
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,581
I don't know if she exists.
678
00:44:34,986 --> 00:44:35,686
I have an idea,
679
00:44:35,686 --> 00:44:37,176
Let me know when you find her.
680
00:44:42,593 --> 00:44:43,252
Oh lord!
681
00:44:43,461 --> 00:44:44,595
Why are you here?
682
00:44:44,595 --> 00:44:46,153
Are you trying to get a peek?
683
00:44:46,697 --> 00:44:48,099
No of course not.
684
00:44:48,099 --> 00:44:49,157
Let's get something straight.
685
00:44:49,367 --> 00:44:51,068
This is the men's changing room.
686
00:44:51,068 --> 00:44:52,501
You are trying to peek at me!
687
00:44:52,837 --> 00:44:54,171
I don't care.
688
00:44:54,171 --> 00:44:56,073
You need to check if anyone else is in here.
689
00:44:56,073 --> 00:44:57,472
You're rude.
690
00:44:57,708 --> 00:44:59,710
No you are rude.
691
00:44:59,710 --> 00:45:01,234
Whatever.
692
00:45:01,479 --> 00:45:04,315
You saw everything.
693
00:45:04,315 --> 00:45:06,050
Oompensate my lost,
694
00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:07,244
Or else I quit.
695
00:45:08,185 --> 00:45:09,482
Don't get mad.
696
00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:11,651
What do you want?
697
00:45:12,189 --> 00:45:13,891
Your eyes have raped me.
698
00:45:13,891 --> 00:45:15,483
Now I'm gonna rape you!
699
00:45:26,170 --> 00:45:27,438
This sucks.
700
00:45:27,438 --> 00:45:29,030
The court is so far away.
701
00:45:29,206 --> 00:45:30,605
And no one takes us there.
702
00:45:30,941 --> 00:45:32,476
It takes a long time to get there.
703
00:45:32,476 --> 00:45:33,911
From morning to night.
704
00:45:33,911 --> 00:45:35,378
And we can't go back home to rest.
705
00:45:36,347 --> 00:45:37,109
Yeah,
706
00:45:38,082 --> 00:45:39,650
No transportation.
707
00:45:39,650 --> 00:45:41,652
At least give us taxi money.
708
00:45:41,652 --> 00:45:43,354
We get so tired after training.
709
00:45:43,354 --> 00:45:44,651
And we still have to walk home.
710
00:45:44,922 --> 00:45:45,990
Shut up!!!
711
00:45:45,990 --> 00:45:47,389
You're not as tired at us.
712
00:45:48,459 --> 00:45:50,791
Why are you so tired?
713
00:45:51,462 --> 00:45:53,364
Oh, the training.
714
00:45:53,364 --> 00:45:55,457
We put allot of "effort" into it.
715
00:45:56,233 --> 00:45:57,835
I spent all my money on renting the court.
716
00:45:57,835 --> 00:45:59,200
Don't talk about transportation.
717
00:45:59,537 --> 00:46:01,272
Or else,
718
00:46:01,272 --> 00:46:02,673
I can wake you up thirty minutes late.
719
00:46:02,673 --> 00:46:04,842
So that you have to run
back from the subway station,
720
00:46:04,842 --> 00:46:06,537
As a warm up exercise.
721
00:46:07,812 --> 00:46:09,302
Pulls, What road is this?
722
00:46:10,014 --> 00:46:12,346
I don't know.
723
00:46:13,551 --> 00:46:15,576
It looks familiar.
724
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,423
We've been on this road forever.
725
00:46:19,423 --> 00:46:21,592
We might never make it back.
726
00:46:21,592 --> 00:46:22,889
Don't be ridiculous.
727
00:46:23,194 --> 00:46:25,560
At dinner, I will pay for the rice.
728
00:46:26,263 --> 00:46:27,161
Oh yeah!
729
00:46:48,352 --> 00:46:50,286
You bastards wanna kick my tits?
730
00:46:55,059 --> 00:46:57,194
I've heard of you!
731
00:46:57,194 --> 00:46:58,095
You are very famous.
732
00:46:58,095 --> 00:46:59,563
I've come a long way.
733
00:46:59,563 --> 00:47:01,365
I want you to join our team.
734
00:47:01,365 --> 00:47:03,299
Please, I beg of you.
735
00:47:03,567 --> 00:47:05,194
You are talking nonsense.
736
00:47:06,370 --> 00:47:07,104
Actually,
737
00:47:07,104 --> 00:47:08,765
We are soccer players.
738
00:47:09,373 --> 00:47:11,238
We need a goalie.
739
00:47:11,709 --> 00:47:12,576
So we need you to help us.
740
00:47:12,576 --> 00:47:13,600
And join our team.
741
00:47:14,612 --> 00:47:16,280
I'm not very picky,
742
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,281
But I like cleanliness.
743
00:47:17,281 --> 00:47:18,082
Look at you,
744
00:47:18,082 --> 00:47:19,276
Dirty and smelly.
745
00:47:19,683 --> 00:47:21,412
I'm above this.
746
00:47:21,685 --> 00:47:22,982
I'm not dealing with you.
747
00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:24,388
Dirty and smelly?
748
00:47:24,388 --> 00:47:26,557
Look at you, all black from head to toe.
749
00:47:26,557 --> 00:47:28,225
Just like a carpet.
750
00:47:28,225 --> 00:47:30,694
I know you are just scared.
751
00:47:30,694 --> 00:47:32,596
You think that you can't stop the ball.
752
00:47:32,596 --> 00:47:33,864
And mess up your face.
753
00:47:33,864 --> 00:47:35,161
Total humiliation.
754
00:47:35,766 --> 00:47:36,834
I think that's it.
755
00:47:36,834 --> 00:47:37,801
If you have the guts,
756
00:47:37,801 --> 00:47:40,736
Tomorrow morning at 10:00, be
at the court and check it out.
757
00:47:41,138 --> 00:47:42,036
Let's go.
758
00:47:45,442 --> 00:47:47,273
Today I want to test you.
759
00:47:47,912 --> 00:47:50,073
You are going to play against competition.
760
00:47:50,381 --> 00:47:52,110
To get some experience.
761
00:47:52,883 --> 00:47:53,584
But,
762
00:47:53,584 --> 00:47:55,552
Iron Ann isn't here yet.
763
00:47:55,753 --> 00:47:56,981
Who will be the goalie?
764
00:47:57,388 --> 00:47:58,685
You see,
765
00:47:59,056 --> 00:48:01,650
I need to do my virgin show.
766
00:48:01,992 --> 00:48:03,482
You're wrong.
767
00:48:03,861 --> 00:48:06,263
Virgin show means,
768
00:48:06,263 --> 00:48:08,065
A girl's first time with a customer.
769
00:48:08,065 --> 00:48:09,293
Let me tell you the truth.
770
00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:11,068
I,
771
00:48:11,068 --> 00:48:12,695
Oan't play soccer.
772
00:48:13,437 --> 00:48:15,462
I've been a coach for many years.
773
00:48:16,006 --> 00:48:17,667
And haven't touched the ball.
774
00:48:18,309 --> 00:48:19,944
This is your lucky day.
775
00:48:19,944 --> 00:48:21,104
For you,
776
00:48:21,378 --> 00:48:22,970
I'll do my virgin show!
777
00:49:29,146 --> 00:49:30,875
This is ridiculous. Let me do it!
778
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:33,584
Yeah!
779
00:49:33,584 --> 00:49:34,312
Yeah!
780
00:50:38,615 --> 00:50:40,606
Pulls, you're good.
781
00:50:41,585 --> 00:50:43,087
No I'm not.
782
00:50:43,087 --> 00:50:44,987
Iron Ann's good.
783
00:50:45,022 --> 00:50:47,217
She made a perfect pass to me.
784
00:50:47,925 --> 00:50:49,493
Oheck it out,
785
00:50:49,493 --> 00:50:51,295
She's important to our team.
786
00:50:51,295 --> 00:50:53,197
Please join us.
787
00:50:53,197 --> 00:50:54,064
Yes, please.
788
00:50:54,064 --> 00:50:56,533
You have a tough job being a mechanic.
789
00:50:56,533 --> 00:50:58,502
It's harder than being a whore.
790
00:50:58,502 --> 00:51:00,637
And you don't get paid much.
791
00:51:00,637 --> 00:51:03,540
Join us and earn a fortune.
792
00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:05,531
I'll think about it.
793
00:51:07,778 --> 00:51:09,146
Tomorrow at 6:00, on the court.
794
00:51:09,146 --> 00:51:10,481
Don't be late.
795
00:51:10,481 --> 00:51:12,383
The court is so far away.
796
00:51:12,383 --> 00:51:14,084
Oan we get some taxi money?
797
00:51:14,084 --> 00:51:16,387
Who lives near a supermarket?
798
00:51:16,387 --> 00:51:17,911
Get some bottled water.
799
00:51:18,389 --> 00:51:19,323
It's so early in the morning.
800
00:51:19,323 --> 00:51:21,425
Who will get us breakfast?
801
00:51:21,425 --> 00:51:23,594
Breakfast?
802
00:51:23,594 --> 00:51:25,696
I want some eggs.
803
00:51:25,696 --> 00:51:28,096
Me too.
804
00:51:28,999 --> 00:51:30,125
Hey,
805
00:51:30,334 --> 00:51:32,002
Why don't I get you those.
806
00:51:32,002 --> 00:51:34,163
Which brand of bottle water?
807
00:51:34,471 --> 00:51:36,132
Where should I get the breakfast?
808
00:51:38,075 --> 00:51:39,476
Thanks in advance.
809
00:51:39,476 --> 00:51:42,112
A simple trick can get her on our team.
810
00:51:42,112 --> 00:51:44,740
Women are so easy.
811
00:51:45,315 --> 00:51:47,151
They think they are so great.
812
00:51:47,151 --> 00:51:49,186
And wanna be tough.
813
00:51:49,186 --> 00:51:50,744
It's funny.
814
00:51:52,890 --> 00:51:54,721
You lied to me.
815
00:51:54,958 --> 00:51:56,160
Wait, listen to me,
816
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,395
Forget it. I hate being lied to the most.
817
00:51:58,395 --> 00:52:00,497
You said you hate people
that are dirty and smelly.
818
00:52:00,497 --> 00:52:01,665
And now you hate to be lied to.
819
00:52:01,665 --> 00:52:03,400
Which is it?
820
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:04,094
Hey,
821
00:52:04,735 --> 00:52:06,225
You can't do that.
822
00:52:14,812 --> 00:52:15,471
Iron Ann,
823
00:52:19,383 --> 00:52:20,350
Iron Ann,
824
00:52:20,350 --> 00:52:21,652
We need you.
825
00:52:21,652 --> 00:52:22,846
Please don't go.
826
00:52:24,421 --> 00:52:25,289
I've decided.
827
00:52:25,289 --> 00:52:26,523
I'm not joining your team.
828
00:52:26,523 --> 00:52:27,581
Get lost.
829
00:52:28,091 --> 00:52:29,293
Please don't be mad.
830
00:52:29,293 --> 00:52:30,894
I planned this,
831
00:52:30,894 --> 00:52:32,496
For a good reason.
832
00:52:32,496 --> 00:52:33,697
I want you to join us,
833
00:52:33,697 --> 00:52:35,466
So that I can be with you day and night.
834
00:52:35,466 --> 00:52:36,366
Whatever.
835
00:52:36,366 --> 00:52:37,230
You said I was rude.
836
00:52:37,634 --> 00:52:38,464
And smelly.
837
00:52:38,769 --> 00:52:40,828
You want to be with that?
838
00:52:41,505 --> 00:52:42,403
You're wrong.
839
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,603
From my perspective,
840
00:52:45,175 --> 00:52:47,211
What most people think is wrong,
841
00:52:47,211 --> 00:52:49,202
Is perfect on you.
842
00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:52,374
Rudeness makes sex exciting.
843
00:52:53,484 --> 00:52:55,752
Your large pussy,
844
00:52:55,752 --> 00:52:57,554
Is very juicy.
845
00:52:57,554 --> 00:52:59,756
And your hairy arms
means your sex drive is high.
846
00:52:59,756 --> 00:53:03,192
I wouldn't force myself to
do something I don't like.
847
00:53:03,293 --> 00:53:05,090
So your right.
848
00:53:05,362 --> 00:53:07,498
I know you don't like
someone dirty and smelly.
849
00:53:07,498 --> 00:53:08,599
Look at your clothes,
850
00:53:08,599 --> 00:53:10,000
They're a mess.
851
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,803
It's ruining you.
852
00:53:12,803 --> 00:53:14,202
Your right about that.
853
00:53:14,538 --> 00:53:16,199
That means you will join us?
854
00:53:16,573 --> 00:53:17,608
On one condition,
855
00:53:17,608 --> 00:53:19,042
You said you didn't mind my dirtyness.
856
00:53:19,042 --> 00:53:20,210
And my smelly body.
857
00:53:20,210 --> 00:53:21,302
Let's do it.
858
00:53:22,846 --> 00:53:24,381
Wait a minute...
859
00:53:24,381 --> 00:53:25,516
I know what you mean.
860
00:53:25,516 --> 00:53:26,107
Let's hurry.
861
00:53:27,885 --> 00:53:30,353
Get undressed.
862
00:53:31,221 --> 00:53:32,381
Wow...
863
00:53:34,758 --> 00:53:36,658
The game's tomorrow.
864
00:53:37,194 --> 00:53:41,392
You know, last time I had to pay,
865
00:53:41,565 --> 00:53:43,260
To get the win.
866
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,235
From now on,
867
00:53:45,235 --> 00:53:47,795
I can't do this anymore.
868
00:53:48,372 --> 00:53:49,773
Because I am broke.
869
00:53:49,773 --> 00:53:51,866
You will have to fight with your all.
870
00:53:53,143 --> 00:53:54,244
Honestly,
871
00:53:54,244 --> 00:53:55,546
How do we kick the ball again?
872
00:53:55,546 --> 00:53:57,673
I don't have a clue.
873
00:53:58,582 --> 00:54:02,352
But, as long as we run around the court,
874
00:54:02,352 --> 00:54:04,087
With our tits bouncing,
875
00:54:04,087 --> 00:54:06,078
That's all we've got.
876
00:54:06,456 --> 00:54:07,184
Wrong,
877
00:54:08,158 --> 00:54:09,393
When you are on the court,
878
00:54:09,393 --> 00:54:10,794
Running around,
879
00:54:10,794 --> 00:54:12,557
With your tits bouncing,
880
00:54:12,863 --> 00:54:14,064
That's your best weapon.
881
00:54:14,064 --> 00:54:15,793
So make good use of them.
882
00:54:15,899 --> 00:54:16,729
Didn't you say,
883
00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:17,834
As long as the tits are bouncing,
884
00:54:17,834 --> 00:54:19,803
They can distract the opponents.
885
00:54:19,803 --> 00:54:22,439
That's right, I saw Nina.
886
00:54:22,439 --> 00:54:24,464
And that's what made me think of this.
887
00:54:25,008 --> 00:54:27,602
I realized that women soccer is the way to go.
888
00:54:27,945 --> 00:54:29,112
So then why do you need to coach?
889
00:54:29,112 --> 00:54:30,739
We know how to bounce our boobs.
890
00:54:31,081 --> 00:54:31,843
Your wrong.
891
00:54:32,282 --> 00:54:33,984
You do have the tits,
892
00:54:33,984 --> 00:54:37,476
But you can't make the best out of them.
893
00:54:39,256 --> 00:54:42,748
So my last lesson is,
894
00:54:42,893 --> 00:54:45,691
I hope all of you can do your best.
895
00:54:46,196 --> 00:54:47,297
To seduce me.
896
00:54:47,297 --> 00:54:48,665
You?
897
00:54:48,665 --> 00:54:50,601
You wouldn't last a minute.
898
00:54:50,601 --> 00:54:53,661
If you got that.
899
00:54:54,605 --> 00:54:56,436
I see how it is.
900
00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:58,464
This is an order.
901
00:54:58,909 --> 00:55:00,843
Bounce your tits now!
902
00:55:21,264 --> 00:55:21,958
Oh yeah...
903
00:55:22,733 --> 00:55:24,291
This is perfect.
904
00:55:24,601 --> 00:55:25,669
Oould you please excuse me.
905
00:55:25,669 --> 00:55:26,431
I'll be back.
906
00:55:30,774 --> 00:55:34,870
Did you see that?
907
00:55:41,284 --> 00:55:42,911
What are you doing?
908
00:55:43,286 --> 00:55:45,656
What do you mean?
909
00:55:45,656 --> 00:55:47,724
You should have a girl.
910
00:55:47,724 --> 00:55:49,493
Why pleasure yourself?
911
00:55:49,493 --> 00:55:52,291
It costs money for a girl.
912
00:55:52,596 --> 00:55:55,690
Then you need to find the right one.
913
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:58,535
Hey maybe she's right here.
914
00:55:58,535 --> 00:56:00,404
Your offering yourself to me?
915
00:56:00,404 --> 00:56:01,605
Why is that?
916
00:56:01,605 --> 00:56:03,334
I want to quit.
917
00:56:04,007 --> 00:56:05,565
How come?
918
00:56:05,809 --> 00:56:07,436
I haven't got a penny.
919
00:56:08,311 --> 00:56:08,945
Hey,
920
00:56:08,945 --> 00:56:10,580
It hasn't started yet.
921
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:12,013
We will make money.
922
00:56:12,482 --> 00:56:14,541
Let's get it started...
923
00:58:16,039 --> 00:58:17,374
Where is Rolando?
924
00:58:17,374 --> 00:58:18,742
He's not dead yet.
925
00:58:18,742 --> 00:58:20,043
This is strange.
926
00:58:20,043 --> 00:58:22,546
So he wants to take us to the spa.
927
00:58:22,546 --> 00:58:24,381
This is the first match we've had.
928
00:58:24,381 --> 00:58:27,179
So he needs to get someone from the spa.
929
00:58:27,684 --> 00:58:28,616
To relax us,
930
00:58:28,952 --> 00:58:31,087
Men get massages too.
931
00:58:31,087 --> 00:58:32,384
Just like this.
932
00:58:32,889 --> 00:58:33,723
But I have heard,
933
00:58:33,723 --> 00:58:35,158
It's not massage.
934
00:58:35,158 --> 00:58:37,294
It's pleasure.
935
00:58:37,294 --> 00:58:40,058
I don't know how to do it.
936
00:58:40,163 --> 00:58:42,199
Alright, I'm back.
937
00:58:42,199 --> 00:58:44,000
And I've got two handsome guys.
938
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,024
To give you a massage.
939
00:58:45,368 --> 00:58:46,136
Sounds good,
940
00:58:46,136 --> 00:58:47,537
Do me first.
941
00:58:47,537 --> 00:58:49,739
My breasts are very lose,
942
00:58:49,739 --> 00:58:52,409
Oan you firm them up for me?
943
00:58:52,409 --> 00:58:53,774
Yeah, me too.
944
00:58:54,344 --> 00:58:55,834
Go and help them.
945
00:58:56,079 --> 00:58:56,841
One by one.
946
00:58:57,914 --> 00:58:59,074
Oome on.
947
00:59:02,586 --> 00:59:03,920
They get two guys,
948
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,322
We don't have any.
949
00:59:05,322 --> 00:59:07,415
I'm sore all over.
950
00:59:07,724 --> 00:59:08,692
Hey,
951
00:59:08,692 --> 00:59:10,393
How many people do you need?
952
00:59:10,393 --> 00:59:12,562
To give you a massage?
953
00:59:12,562 --> 00:59:13,893
It costs money you know.
954
00:59:15,065 --> 00:59:15,966
Don't be like this.
955
00:59:15,966 --> 00:59:17,331
Let me help you.
956
00:59:17,601 --> 00:59:18,966
This is an excuse.
957
00:59:19,069 --> 00:59:20,770
For you to take advantage.
958
00:59:20,770 --> 00:59:21,705
No need to say anything.
959
00:59:21,705 --> 00:59:23,840
That's all you want.
960
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,967
Let's kick his ass!
961
00:59:27,544 --> 00:59:29,045
Hit me, not the little guy!
962
00:59:29,045 --> 00:59:31,980
No...
963
00:59:38,321 --> 00:59:40,289
Take this, and this!
964
00:59:41,258 --> 00:59:42,893
Please stop it.
965
00:59:42,893 --> 00:59:43,693
Ladies,
966
00:59:43,693 --> 00:59:44,861
This is it.
967
00:59:44,861 --> 00:59:47,264
Our team doesn't have a name yet.
968
00:59:47,264 --> 00:59:49,833
We are good friends,
969
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:51,601
And we have great tits.
970
00:59:51,601 --> 00:59:52,469
I have an idea.
971
00:59:52,469 --> 00:59:53,303
Let's call the team,
972
00:59:53,303 --> 00:59:55,168
"Friendly Balls"
973
00:59:57,207 --> 00:59:59,042
Sponsored by Million Pall.
974
00:59:59,042 --> 01:00:02,409
The Million Oup starts today.
975
01:00:03,179 --> 01:00:06,216
We have a female football team,
976
01:00:06,216 --> 01:00:07,484
Named "Friendly Balls"
977
01:00:07,484 --> 01:00:09,452
They are playing in the first round.
978
01:00:09,452 --> 01:00:10,214
What do you think, Suk?
979
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,688
I don't like them.
980
01:00:13,056 --> 01:00:14,758
Women are for grabbing.
981
01:00:14,758 --> 01:00:15,690
Not for kicking.
982
01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:17,060
Pussy is ment to be fucked.
983
01:00:17,060 --> 01:00:18,895
They should be called "Friendly Puss"
984
01:00:18,895 --> 01:00:21,398
Women can't battle men.
985
01:00:21,398 --> 01:00:22,799
Especially physically.
986
01:00:22,799 --> 01:00:24,801
It would be lights out for them.
987
01:00:24,801 --> 01:00:25,568
Well,
988
01:00:25,568 --> 01:00:26,870
Let's make a bet,
989
01:00:26,870 --> 01:00:28,462
If they score.
990
01:00:29,272 --> 01:00:31,041
If they score,
991
01:00:31,041 --> 01:00:33,176
I will lick your shoes.
992
01:00:33,176 --> 01:00:34,143
Let's start.
993
01:00:34,411 --> 01:00:35,901
This will be easy.
994
01:00:38,782 --> 01:00:40,750
Nina, those guys are disgusting.
995
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:41,885
They are discriminating against women.
996
01:00:41,885 --> 01:00:43,375
Don't let them look down on us.
997
01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:40,176
I can't believe this.
998
01:01:40,176 --> 01:01:41,700
"Friendly Balls" made a shot.
999
01:01:42,312 --> 01:01:44,678
Suk, you have to lick my shoe.
1000
01:01:45,515 --> 01:01:48,177
I thought you were kidding.
1001
01:01:48,785 --> 01:01:49,683
I'll shut up.
1002
01:02:03,199 --> 01:02:04,063
Hey!
1003
01:02:26,056 --> 01:02:26,956
They scored again!
1004
01:02:26,956 --> 01:02:28,858
It's 2 to 0.
1005
01:02:28,858 --> 01:02:29,793
From everything I have seen,
1006
01:02:29,793 --> 01:02:31,394
This is very sweet.
1007
01:02:31,394 --> 01:02:32,691
Go "Friendly Balls"!
1008
01:03:10,567 --> 01:03:11,932
Oh yeah!
1009
01:03:24,881 --> 01:03:26,216
The game is over.
1010
01:03:26,216 --> 01:03:29,586
"Friendly Balls" wins 3 to 0.
1011
01:03:29,586 --> 01:03:30,951
Suk, what do you think?
1012
01:03:31,855 --> 01:03:34,153
Damn, young guys.
1013
01:03:35,024 --> 01:03:36,582
They don't have any self control.
1014
01:03:36,893 --> 01:03:38,155
Oheers!!!
1015
01:03:42,198 --> 01:03:44,666
Thanks to every one of you!
1016
01:03:44,901 --> 01:03:46,436
We are doing great!
1017
01:03:46,436 --> 01:03:47,926
After a month of matches,
1018
01:03:48,471 --> 01:03:50,336
Now we're at the final.
1019
01:03:50,673 --> 01:03:52,538
Yeah!!!
1020
01:03:52,575 --> 01:03:54,042
One, Two, Three.
1021
01:03:54,177 --> 01:03:55,769
"Friendly Balls"
1022
01:03:55,879 --> 01:03:57,176
Great balls.
1023
01:03:57,213 --> 01:03:58,976
Winning a lot.
1024
01:03:59,082 --> 01:04:00,572
Yeah!!!
1025
01:04:00,783 --> 01:04:02,978
I have an announcement to make.
1026
01:04:03,286 --> 01:04:07,052
Our team has won the support
and attention of the public.
1027
01:04:07,824 --> 01:04:09,291
The rich and the famous,
1028
01:04:09,359 --> 01:04:10,291
The middle class,
1029
01:04:10,393 --> 01:04:11,792
The ordinary,
1030
01:04:11,861 --> 01:04:15,098
The week, and the homeless.
1031
01:04:15,098 --> 01:04:17,167
Except for the women's rights association.
1032
01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:18,498
Everyone supports us.
1033
01:04:18,835 --> 01:04:22,635
And even sponsors,
want us to do advertisements.
1034
01:04:22,672 --> 01:04:24,401
The first one's tomorrow.
1035
01:04:24,941 --> 01:04:27,000
Tampon pads!
1036
01:04:27,544 --> 01:04:29,068
Haha!
1037
01:04:29,746 --> 01:04:32,840
We're gonna be rich!
1038
01:04:33,283 --> 01:04:34,184
Great!
1039
01:04:34,184 --> 01:04:36,652
I can do what I want.
1040
01:04:36,886 --> 01:04:40,156
I can take advantage of the guys
who took advantage of me before.
1041
01:04:40,156 --> 01:04:42,058
I only need to bounce my tits.
1042
01:04:42,058 --> 01:04:43,992
To make some money.
1043
01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:46,087
This is fantastic.
1044
01:04:46,696 --> 01:04:48,998
When I become rich,
I'm buying a snooker table.
1045
01:04:48,998 --> 01:04:50,192
And put in my home.
1046
01:04:50,567 --> 01:04:53,832
Oan I put a bowling lane in there?
1047
01:04:53,870 --> 01:04:56,737
We can move in the bowling alley.
1048
01:04:57,140 --> 01:05:00,176
That's right.
1049
01:05:00,176 --> 01:05:01,302
I can buy a giant shower and tub.
1050
01:05:02,445 --> 01:05:03,613
And take a bath day and night.
1051
01:05:03,613 --> 01:05:05,915
And get rid of the smell.
1052
01:05:05,915 --> 01:05:07,246
What a coincidence.
1053
01:05:07,550 --> 01:05:08,585
You like bathing,
1054
01:05:08,585 --> 01:05:09,452
And I like massage.
1055
01:05:09,452 --> 01:05:11,113
Let's get together.
1056
01:05:11,521 --> 01:05:13,045
You want your ass kicked?
1057
01:05:13,590 --> 01:05:15,358
Shut the door first.
1058
01:05:15,358 --> 01:05:16,882
Oh, that's right.
1059
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:20,554
The sponsors got you some presents.
1060
01:05:21,464 --> 01:05:22,158
Take a look.
1061
01:05:22,365 --> 01:05:23,933
Put them on.
1062
01:05:23,933 --> 01:05:26,002
When you score and pull up your
shirt you can show them off.
1063
01:05:26,002 --> 01:05:28,869
Do some advertising. Got it?
1064
01:05:29,606 --> 01:05:30,470
Take them
1065
01:05:31,741 --> 01:05:34,005
This one,
1066
01:05:34,544 --> 01:05:36,136
Is a famous brand.
1067
01:05:36,613 --> 01:05:37,614
But,
1068
01:05:37,614 --> 01:05:39,275
In the mainland.
1069
01:05:40,483 --> 01:05:43,782
The underwear and bathing suits companies,
1070
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,990
And the largest AV corporation in Japan.
1071
01:05:46,990 --> 01:05:48,753
Are dealing with me.
1072
01:05:49,058 --> 01:05:51,652
They can turn you into AV stars.
1073
01:05:51,894 --> 01:05:53,156
For the world to see.
1074
01:05:53,363 --> 01:05:56,093
We are going to be famous!
1075
01:05:56,499 --> 01:05:57,727
Oheers!
1076
01:06:15,151 --> 01:06:16,083
Very good.
1077
01:06:22,792 --> 01:06:24,961
Why are you sitting here alone?
1078
01:06:24,961 --> 01:06:26,758
They are having fun.
1079
01:06:27,297 --> 01:06:29,959
We've gotten into the finals.
1080
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:32,700
I wonder if this is fate.
1081
01:06:33,069 --> 01:06:35,833
That our opponent is,
1082
01:06:36,272 --> 01:06:38,141
Miracle.
1083
01:06:38,141 --> 01:06:39,301
Miracle?
1084
01:06:39,676 --> 01:06:42,078
The team with the amazing win?
1085
01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:44,080
They are great.
1086
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:48,881
The captain is very tricky.
1087
01:06:50,253 --> 01:06:52,488
She is very mean.
1088
01:06:52,488 --> 01:06:54,786
And tricky.
1089
01:06:55,358 --> 01:06:58,293
She is untouchable.
1090
01:06:58,394 --> 01:07:00,263
She is too awful to touch.
1091
01:07:00,263 --> 01:07:01,064
Don't be like that.
1092
01:07:01,064 --> 01:07:02,497
We are all great.
1093
01:07:03,032 --> 01:07:05,592
All those guys are amazing.
1094
01:07:07,170 --> 01:07:08,705
Read this,
1095
01:07:08,705 --> 01:07:09,839
It says in the paper,
1096
01:07:09,839 --> 01:07:13,076
The female captain has,
1097
01:07:13,076 --> 01:07:15,169
Oreated a new trick.
1098
01:07:15,912 --> 01:07:16,813
Unfortunately,
1099
01:07:16,813 --> 01:07:18,414
No one has seen it.
1100
01:07:18,414 --> 01:07:19,282
What will we do?
1101
01:07:19,282 --> 01:07:20,083
What do you think?
1102
01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:21,414
What can we do?
1103
01:07:23,086 --> 01:07:24,485
I don't want to put things this way, but,
1104
01:07:25,455 --> 01:07:28,083
I need to make a sacrifice.
1105
01:07:28,391 --> 01:07:30,159
Seduce the female captain.
1106
01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:32,753
And make her tell me the secret.
1107
01:07:32,862 --> 01:07:34,159
How are you going to do that?
1108
01:07:34,664 --> 01:07:35,392
Well first,
1109
01:07:35,798 --> 01:07:37,060
I must get her drunk.
1110
01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:39,100
Drag her in a room,
1111
01:07:40,370 --> 01:07:42,736
And pleasure her.
1112
01:07:43,172 --> 01:07:45,504
Ask her about the trick.
1113
01:07:46,042 --> 01:07:48,602
She will tell me everything.
1114
01:07:49,045 --> 01:07:52,276
Do you know what a
woman's worst nightmare is?
1115
01:07:55,284 --> 01:07:57,514
That is to do it with her enemy.
1116
01:07:58,588 --> 01:08:01,079
When she realizes her
enemy is the best sex she's had.
1117
01:08:01,391 --> 01:08:02,881
Better then all the guys she's been with.
1118
01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:06,785
It's terrible.
1119
01:08:08,364 --> 01:08:11,231
Do you know how much it will hurt her?
1120
01:08:12,301 --> 01:08:15,171
Then,
1121
01:08:15,171 --> 01:08:18,971
In the final match we will win for sure.
1122
01:08:28,684 --> 01:08:30,486
What's up Rolanda?
1123
01:08:30,486 --> 01:08:32,181
Long time, no see.
1124
01:08:33,089 --> 01:08:34,624
Or I should say,
1125
01:08:34,624 --> 01:08:36,859
Long time, no fight.
1126
01:08:36,859 --> 01:08:40,488
Are you feeling defeated?
1127
01:08:43,332 --> 01:08:45,067
Not for awhile.
1128
01:08:45,067 --> 01:08:46,796
You still have bad breath.
1129
01:08:52,775 --> 01:08:54,076
Very smelly!
1130
01:08:54,076 --> 01:08:57,045
I brought you some refreshing spray.
1131
01:08:59,315 --> 01:09:01,112
Refreshing spray?
1132
01:09:01,584 --> 01:09:04,620
Spray it.
1133
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:06,918
And swallow.
1134
01:09:10,793 --> 01:09:12,495
Let's get this straight.
1135
01:09:12,495 --> 01:09:15,362
Two days to go.
1136
01:09:15,698 --> 01:09:18,030
Why have you asked me out?
1137
01:09:19,702 --> 01:09:22,466
I just want to see a long
lost friend and have a drink.
1138
01:09:23,372 --> 01:09:24,841
This glass of X O.
1139
01:09:24,841 --> 01:09:26,035
You want to try?
1140
01:09:30,112 --> 01:09:31,841
Why not.
1141
01:11:52,455 --> 01:11:54,787
Where is the captain?
1142
01:12:21,050 --> 01:12:22,312
Hey wake up.
1143
01:12:22,385 --> 01:12:23,352
Why don't you tell me,
1144
01:12:23,352 --> 01:12:25,252
How to win this game.
1145
01:12:27,390 --> 01:12:29,358
Our team,
1146
01:12:29,358 --> 01:12:31,383
Relies on the word ball.
1147
01:12:31,694 --> 01:12:33,753
What does that mean?
1148
01:12:34,363 --> 01:12:35,489
Wake up!
1149
01:12:36,532 --> 01:12:37,658
That means,
1150
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,833
If you get a team that doesn't like women,
1151
01:12:41,037 --> 01:12:44,097
Then your team would win.
1152
01:12:45,608 --> 01:12:47,542
Tell me,
1153
01:12:48,878 --> 01:12:50,980
Did you see,
1154
01:12:50,980 --> 01:12:52,682
She is deeply hurt.
1155
01:12:52,682 --> 01:12:55,116
Yes tell me now.
1156
01:12:55,551 --> 01:12:57,610
Quiet, let him finish.
1157
01:12:58,854 --> 01:13:00,754
Of course,
1158
01:13:01,724 --> 01:13:05,751
I gave her great pleasure last night.
1159
01:13:06,462 --> 01:13:08,264
She's was a tough one.
1160
01:13:08,264 --> 01:13:09,959
Besides moaning and screaming,
1161
01:13:10,332 --> 01:13:11,492
She said nothing.
1162
01:13:11,734 --> 01:13:14,370
Nothing?
1163
01:13:14,370 --> 01:13:15,705
When you were doing it,
1164
01:13:15,705 --> 01:13:17,807
It should be like,
1165
01:13:17,807 --> 01:13:20,042
Ah, Ah, Yes, Yes.
1166
01:13:20,042 --> 01:13:21,066
Like that.
1167
01:13:21,677 --> 01:13:22,878
When you were having sex with her,
1168
01:13:22,878 --> 01:13:25,506
Did she give you a workout?
1169
01:13:26,682 --> 01:13:29,151
Which one of us is better?
1170
01:13:29,151 --> 01:13:32,288
We did it for three hours.
1171
01:13:32,288 --> 01:13:34,483
How long did you do it with her?
1172
01:13:35,157 --> 01:13:36,659
Does she have long hair?
1173
01:13:36,659 --> 01:13:38,260
Is her sex drive as strong as mine?
1174
01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:40,196
What did you say?
1175
01:13:40,196 --> 01:13:41,464
Did you do it?
1176
01:13:41,464 --> 01:13:42,726
What, three hours?
1177
01:13:43,065 --> 01:13:43,929
What long hair?
1178
01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:46,168
What sex drive?
1179
01:13:46,168 --> 01:13:47,294
Who said that?
1180
01:13:47,536 --> 01:13:48,037
Forget about it.
1181
01:13:48,037 --> 01:13:48,370
Yes.
1182
01:13:48,370 --> 01:13:50,940
What do you mean?
1183
01:13:50,940 --> 01:13:53,033
What is so amazing?
1184
01:13:53,442 --> 01:13:56,011
What did you do in three hours?
1185
01:13:56,011 --> 01:13:57,146
Shut up!
1186
01:13:57,146 --> 01:13:58,477
Quiet!
1187
01:13:58,781 --> 01:14:00,983
You get somebody else.
1188
01:14:00,983 --> 01:14:02,473
We are leaving!
1189
01:14:06,956 --> 01:14:08,524
But the game is tomorrow.
1190
01:14:08,524 --> 01:14:10,259
Think about that.
1191
01:14:10,259 --> 01:14:12,750
Forget about sex.
1192
01:14:19,201 --> 01:14:20,600
You're stupid.
1193
01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:23,798
The idea of women's soccer team.
1194
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,776
I told you.
1195
01:14:26,776 --> 01:14:28,444
For serious business,
1196
01:14:28,444 --> 01:14:31,106
You need to have endurance.
1197
01:14:32,581 --> 01:14:33,343
Oh,
1198
01:14:33,582 --> 01:14:35,684
Get some strength.
1199
01:14:35,684 --> 01:14:36,252
And endurance.
1200
01:14:36,252 --> 01:14:37,583
You need to come out.
1201
01:14:37,987 --> 01:14:39,555
And get some strength.
1202
01:14:39,555 --> 01:14:40,954
How many times do I need to say?
1203
01:14:42,057 --> 01:14:43,192
You still don't get it.
1204
01:14:43,192 --> 01:14:46,059
Women are petty.
1205
01:14:47,062 --> 01:14:49,532
Don't you worry about it.
1206
01:14:49,532 --> 01:14:50,900
You just keeping changing people.
1207
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:52,299
One after another.
1208
01:14:56,772 --> 01:14:57,898
Now,
1209
01:14:58,407 --> 01:15:00,307
You are suffering.
1210
01:15:06,482 --> 01:15:07,683
Don't say it now.
1211
01:15:07,683 --> 01:15:09,685
You just need to take everything.
1212
01:15:09,685 --> 01:15:12,483
You're suffering.
1213
01:15:12,955 --> 01:15:15,287
Let me fix you now.
1214
01:15:15,658 --> 01:15:16,692
Get some ass.
1215
01:15:16,692 --> 01:15:19,661
I'll bring you out tonight.
1216
01:18:29,685 --> 01:18:32,711
Welcome to the final match of the Million Oup.
1217
01:18:32,988 --> 01:18:34,423
This is humiliating.
1218
01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:37,756
These young men are week.
1219
01:18:38,694 --> 01:18:39,261
They took the day off.
1220
01:18:39,261 --> 01:18:41,695
Wore out by sex.
1221
01:18:41,964 --> 01:18:43,432
"Friendly Balls" is astounding.
1222
01:18:43,432 --> 01:18:44,933
They went straight to the finals.
1223
01:18:44,933 --> 01:18:46,400
What do you see this time?
1224
01:18:46,769 --> 01:18:48,103
What do I see?
1225
01:18:48,103 --> 01:18:50,072
I see them.
1226
01:18:50,072 --> 01:18:51,573
Use your eyes.
1227
01:18:51,573 --> 01:18:53,108
Not your ass.
1228
01:18:53,108 --> 01:18:54,576
Didn't you hear that,
1229
01:18:54,576 --> 01:18:56,078
Fame doesn't last.
1230
01:18:56,078 --> 01:18:57,780
Nobody dares to come out.
1231
01:18:57,780 --> 01:18:59,481
Are they scared?
1232
01:18:59,481 --> 01:19:00,812
I don't think so.
1233
01:19:01,116 --> 01:19:03,185
I'm with "Friendly Balls" today.
1234
01:19:03,185 --> 01:19:04,753
Why don't we make a more interesting bet.
1235
01:19:04,753 --> 01:19:06,550
The loser gets stepped on.
1236
01:19:07,156 --> 01:19:08,157
You want a more interesting bet?
1237
01:19:08,157 --> 01:19:08,791
I have an idea.
1238
01:19:08,791 --> 01:19:11,260
Go and get the ball.
1239
01:19:11,260 --> 01:19:13,162
And lick it clean, okay?
1240
01:19:13,162 --> 01:19:14,363
That's fine. We'll see,
1241
01:19:14,363 --> 01:19:16,965
Who licks the ball clean.
1242
01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:17,966
Get this straight.
1243
01:19:17,966 --> 01:19:20,457
The players are here.
1244
01:19:53,035 --> 01:19:54,468
In the past,
1245
01:19:55,003 --> 01:19:56,868
I can smell Pulls.
1246
01:19:58,507 --> 01:19:59,599
But now,
1247
01:19:59,942 --> 01:20:01,136
I can't smell anything.
1248
01:20:07,316 --> 01:20:08,283
Hey Pulls.
1249
01:20:08,550 --> 01:20:09,608
Why did you come back?
1250
01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:11,284
Well because,
1251
01:20:11,753 --> 01:20:13,155
When I was in the pub,
1252
01:20:13,155 --> 01:20:15,680
The guys only stare at my tits.
1253
01:20:16,291 --> 01:20:16,892
But,
1254
01:20:16,892 --> 01:20:18,985
You are the first to discover me.
1255
01:20:20,262 --> 01:20:22,197
And you are the first one who,
1256
01:20:22,197 --> 01:20:24,062
Brought me from the pub to the court.
1257
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,501
So how can I blame you?
1258
01:20:30,939 --> 01:20:32,031
You are so sweet
1259
01:20:36,245 --> 01:20:37,212
Nina,
1260
01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:40,682
I've been thinking it over.
1261
01:20:40,682 --> 01:20:42,551
You've made thousands of people,
1262
01:20:42,551 --> 01:20:43,886
Oompliment my tits.
1263
01:20:43,886 --> 01:20:45,183
If I still get mad at you,
1264
01:20:45,587 --> 01:20:48,055
Am I worse than Pulls?
1265
01:20:53,762 --> 01:20:54,751
They are all here.
1266
01:20:54,963 --> 01:20:55,554
Yes.
1267
01:20:56,832 --> 01:21:00,102
You have fixed us up.
1268
01:21:00,102 --> 01:21:02,400
And we can share our bed now.
1269
01:21:03,038 --> 01:21:04,173
And the soccer court,
1270
01:21:04,173 --> 01:21:06,664
Is the first place we worked together.
1271
01:21:07,109 --> 01:21:09,737
I don't leave like this.
1272
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:13,069
Iron Ann.
1273
01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:16,785
That guy,
1274
01:21:16,785 --> 01:21:18,582
Keep asking me to fix his car light.
1275
01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:19,721
He thinks I'm really made for that.
1276
01:21:19,721 --> 01:21:20,489
I rather play soccer.
1277
01:21:20,489 --> 01:21:21,513
Than go back in the garage.
1278
01:21:21,557 --> 01:21:22,080
Thanks,
1279
01:21:22,424 --> 01:21:23,789
Thank you very much.
1280
01:21:24,893 --> 01:21:26,895
Since everyone is here,
1281
01:21:26,895 --> 01:21:28,497
I want to propose a toast.
1282
01:21:28,497 --> 01:21:28,963
Yes!
1283
01:21:29,898 --> 01:21:30,523
Yeah!
1284
01:21:35,704 --> 01:21:37,035
Referee, come over here.
1285
01:21:37,839 --> 01:21:38,703
Is it a rule that,
1286
01:21:38,740 --> 01:21:40,676
We need to wait for the late players?
1287
01:21:40,676 --> 01:21:42,507
Why don't you disqualify them?
1288
01:21:42,878 --> 01:21:43,712
We need to wait,
1289
01:21:43,712 --> 01:21:44,413
Time is not up yet.
1290
01:21:44,413 --> 01:21:45,345
Sit down.
1291
01:21:47,115 --> 01:21:48,207
Here they come.
1292
01:21:59,294 --> 01:22:00,996
You bitch, I must defeat you today.
1293
01:22:00,996 --> 01:22:02,463
First I'll rape and kill you.
1294
01:22:02,998 --> 01:22:04,800
And then rape you again.
1295
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,131
And kill you one more time.
1296
01:22:06,935 --> 01:22:08,027
Whatever you say.
1297
01:22:09,404 --> 01:22:10,962
Why are they so calm?
1298
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:13,933
Maybe they aren't warmed up yet.
1299
01:22:14,443 --> 01:22:15,277
Let's show them something.
1300
01:22:15,277 --> 01:22:17,268
Okay let's go.
1301
01:22:30,292 --> 01:22:32,089
Why don't they even take a peek at us?
1302
01:22:33,462 --> 01:22:35,896
Why don't we do our ultimate trick?
1303
01:23:32,321 --> 01:23:34,789
Great!
1304
01:23:46,702 --> 01:23:48,294
This sucks.
1305
01:23:48,804 --> 01:23:50,669
We are screwed now.
1306
01:23:50,972 --> 01:23:53,133
Why don't they look at us?
1307
01:23:53,742 --> 01:23:55,444
It's no use.
1308
01:23:55,444 --> 01:23:57,537
Why don't you come up with a suggestion.
1309
01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:58,914
Ooach?
1310
01:23:58,914 --> 01:24:00,677
What shall we do now?
1311
01:24:01,750 --> 01:24:03,513
What is it you want?
1312
01:24:04,486 --> 01:24:06,355
To win this game,
1313
01:24:06,355 --> 01:24:07,253
Tell me,
1314
01:24:08,156 --> 01:24:11,990
A team that doesn't care about tits.
1315
01:24:16,598 --> 01:24:17,826
I know!
1316
01:24:26,942 --> 01:24:28,176
Let's use the real stuff.
1317
01:24:28,176 --> 01:24:29,211
Not that easy is it?
1318
01:24:29,211 --> 01:24:31,372
I want you to go to bed.
1319
01:24:32,114 --> 01:24:35,584
Wait.
1320
01:24:35,584 --> 01:24:38,382
Pull up your dress and show your ass.
1321
01:24:48,263 --> 01:24:49,855
Good stuff over here.
1322
01:24:53,902 --> 01:24:55,802
Woah, it's cool.
1323
01:25:04,079 --> 01:25:06,047
Yeah!
1324
01:25:09,384 --> 01:25:10,886
A big turnaround.
1325
01:25:10,886 --> 01:25:12,320
A "Friendly Balls" ass show.
1326
01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:13,355
One shot left.
1327
01:25:13,355 --> 01:25:14,481
What do you think?
1328
01:25:15,290 --> 01:25:16,291
What do I think?
1329
01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:17,292
The game isn't over yet.
1330
01:25:17,292 --> 01:25:19,294
Maybe Miracle will get one more shot.
1331
01:25:19,294 --> 01:25:20,562
And lead the game.
1332
01:25:20,562 --> 01:25:22,723
Maybe "Friendly Balls" will get one more shot.
1333
01:26:08,810 --> 01:26:09,777
Yeah!!!
1334
01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:13,572
This is a sure win!
1335
01:26:15,150 --> 01:26:17,277
Yeah!!!
1336
01:26:18,150 --> 01:26:27,277
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