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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:15,352 -Hey, Michael. -Hey, girls. 2 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,549 What are you guys doing here? You going home? 3 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,080 Well, l'll go with you. 4 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,116 What timing. 5 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,253 So, what are you guys gonna do tonight? 6 00:04:23,295 --> 00:04:25,763 -Not much. -Kappa Omega party. 7 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:28,767 Oh, yeah, Kappa Omega. l heard about those dudes. 8 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:31,269 Aren't they the big homo house? 9 00:04:31,303 --> 00:04:33,498 l suppose one might try to poke fun at it... 10 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,167 if one were insecure about one's own masculinity. 11 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:39,075 Yeah, l hate guys like that. They're so immature. 12 00:04:42,014 --> 00:04:43,606 Hey, beautiful, want a ride? 13 00:04:43,649 --> 00:04:45,879 No, thanks, Steve, l'll just walk. 14 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:47,476 Oh, Michael, you're so mature. 15 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:55,255 -See you tonight, Ton. -Bye, Deb. 16 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:57,057 So, slick, what are you gonna do tonight? 17 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,087 Does she really like that guy? 18 00:04:59,131 --> 00:05:01,964 Debbie, l think, likes the idea of going out with older guys. 19 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,195 Yeah? What about you? 20 00:05:03,235 --> 00:05:06,033 Me? Oh, l have no standards. l'd even go out with you. 21 00:05:06,071 --> 00:05:08,335 Toni, we've been friends too long. 22 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,842 Besides, l do have standards, so that'll never happen. 23 00:05:10,876 --> 00:05:12,468 Homo. 24 00:05:12,511 --> 00:05:14,479 What if l grew a mustache? 25 00:05:14,513 --> 00:05:18,074 Do you think Debbie would go out with me if l grew a mustache? 26 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:19,812 Well, l don't know. Can you? 27 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:21,547 Well, if you can do it, l can. 28 00:05:27,693 --> 00:05:30,025 Dickhead, we were waiting for you in the parking lot. 29 00:05:30,062 --> 00:05:32,496 Come on. We got some crucial partying to do at your place. 30 00:05:32,531 --> 00:05:35,898 -See you, Toni. -Bye, Michael. 31 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:40,834 -Hi, Toni. -Hello, Roger. 32 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:42,932 Come here. 33 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:47,673 Do you got a ride? 34 00:05:47,713 --> 00:05:49,374 No, actually, l don't. 35 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:51,246 Gee, that's too bad. 36 00:06:01,126 --> 00:06:02,718 Party! 37 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:06,130 Bologna? Peanut butter? 38 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:07,655 Yeah, but forget that strawberry shit. 39 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,962 Bring the boysenberry syrup. 40 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,468 And white bread. Whole-wheat makes me fart. 41 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:12,061 We know. 42 00:06:12,104 --> 00:06:13,935 Come on, let's get out of here. 43 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,533 Do you have any brie? 44 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:17,769 Come on, you homo. 45 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,005 Come here, you guys. Help me carry some of this stuff. 46 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:22,707 Come on. How am l gonna--hey. 47 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,745 Open sesame. 48 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,220 Party! 49 00:06:43,602 --> 00:06:46,070 -Brewski! -Beer! 50 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:51,506 Brew! 51 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,740 All right! 52 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:58,843 Summer! 53 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,468 Ah, summer. 54 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,530 Great. l got no job. 55 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:24,407 l got no woman. l got no money. 56 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:27,003 l'll probably be spending the next 3 months with you guys. 57 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,707 Oh, l'm depressed, fellas. 58 00:07:28,747 --> 00:07:30,112 Uh-oh. Barry's depressed. 59 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:32,117 Yeah, right. Listen to this. 60 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,051 "Three international banks... 61 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:37,021 "predict dire consequences for the European community... 62 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:39,889 "if the dollar takes a sudden plunge." 63 00:07:39,925 --> 00:07:44,521 You're too fucking weird for words, Ricardo. 64 00:07:44,563 --> 00:07:46,053 You're abusing this magazine, Ricardo. 65 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:48,862 This magazine isn't for reading. lt's for beating off. 66 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,828 Well, what do we have here? 67 00:07:52,871 --> 00:07:54,395 -Hey, guys, give me that. -What? 68 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,341 -Give me the envelope. -The envelope, sir. 69 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:59,310 Baby. 70 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:03,008 Come on, Michael. 71 00:08:03,048 --> 00:08:05,642 You guys are a bunch of fucking assholes, you know that? 72 00:08:05,684 --> 00:08:09,085 lt's obvious that nobody has any respect for a man's privacy. 73 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,055 -Thank you, Roger. -No problem. 74 00:08:12,791 --> 00:08:14,554 Holy shit. Listen to this. 75 00:08:14,593 --> 00:08:17,653 "l don't know how to tell you what l want to tell you... 76 00:08:17,696 --> 00:08:19,459 "so l'm writing it down. 77 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:22,729 "l'll never find the nerve to give you this letter anyway. 78 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,931 "When l look at you, l can't take my eyes off of you." 79 00:08:25,971 --> 00:08:27,165 Kirkpatrick, did you write this? 80 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:29,197 You wish. 81 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:30,799 "l long to have your arms around me... 82 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,811 "and feel your body against mine." 83 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,210 Whoa, radical. 84 00:08:34,246 --> 00:08:36,237 "l know you don't feel like l do... 85 00:08:36,281 --> 00:08:38,249 "which is why l don't have the courage to sign this. 86 00:08:38,283 --> 00:08:41,844 "But l just love you more than words can say. 87 00:08:41,887 --> 00:08:43,616 "X-X-X... 88 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,248 "O-O-O... 89 00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:48,521 "X-X-X." 90 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:55,962 Michael, who wrote this? 91 00:08:56,001 --> 00:08:58,629 l haven't even seen the letter yet, dog-breath. 92 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:03,470 Boy, l sure know who l wish it was from. 93 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,204 Yeah, Deborah Anne Fimple. 94 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:06,404 Oh, come on. 95 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:08,572 No way. She goes out with college guys. 96 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,276 Yeah, that's exactly what she wants us to think. 97 00:09:11,316 --> 00:09:13,614 When they want you the most, that's when they want you... 98 00:09:13,652 --> 00:09:16,416 to think they want you the least. 99 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:17,979 Wait a minute. 100 00:09:18,023 --> 00:09:20,924 Somebody's in love with Michael, and we don't know who it is. 101 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,826 Quite a grasp of the situation there, Douglas. 102 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:25,090 Why would a great girl like Fimple... 103 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,290 go out with a yahoo like him? 104 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:28,390 Hey, wait a minute, you guys. 105 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:31,426 Now, what makes us so sure that the Fimple... 106 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:34,200 would not go out with a yahoo like Mike? 107 00:09:34,239 --> 00:09:35,536 Reality. 108 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,565 Has she ever turned him down for a date? 109 00:09:37,609 --> 00:09:40,476 No, and you want to know why? 110 00:09:40,512 --> 00:09:43,948 Because he has never asked her out for a date. 111 00:09:43,982 --> 00:09:47,076 And if a girl like Deborah Anne Fimple... 112 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,178 were actually in love with Michael... 113 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:50,586 she wouldn't ask him out. 114 00:09:50,622 --> 00:09:54,058 She'd wait for him to ask her out. 115 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,551 And maybe--just maybe-- 116 00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,962 she's been waitin' all year. 117 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,006 Gentlemen, as far as l can see... 118 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,009 there's only one way to find out. 119 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:13,671 lt's gonna take a pretty gnarly pair of 'nads. 120 00:10:15,347 --> 00:10:17,315 Kappa Omega party... 121 00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:18,509 tonight. 122 00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:45,904 There's Jocko's car. 123 00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:48,936 Yeah, l can see the car, Rog. 124 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,506 -What the hell is that? -Moose head. 125 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,443 Where is she? 126 00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:59,253 l'll find her. She's got to be in here somewhere. 127 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,990 Eureka. 128 00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,461 Here. 129 00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,726 Second floor balcony, up to the right. 130 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,930 Shit, he's got his hand on her ass. 131 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:14,404 That should be my hand. 132 00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:24,971 All right, you guys. lt's not gonna be easy in there. 133 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,316 lt's gonna be dangerous. Some of us might get hurt. 134 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:29,911 Some of us might not even come back... 135 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,980 but that's the risk we got to take... 136 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,618 for our compadre, Miguel. 137 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,493 And Doug, Barry, Kirkpatrick, and myself are very proud... 138 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,895 that you will be taking that risk with him... 139 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,059 while we monitor your every move... 140 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,227 right here from command headquarters. 141 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:45,566 What, you guys ain't going? 142 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,572 The man's a genius. 143 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:51,906 All right, Miguel. lt looks like it's just you and me. 144 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,104 Supplies. 145 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,145 Better drink it. 146 00:11:58,183 --> 00:11:59,445 All of it. 147 00:12:26,778 --> 00:12:28,643 Delta chi. Sigma cum laude. 148 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,507 What's happening? 149 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,951 Oh, my God, Oh, my God. Here she comes, here she comes. 150 00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:48,192 So, you want something? 151 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:52,693 Yeah, a tiny sandwich and a cocktail. 152 00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:56,773 OK. l'll take care of the gorilla. 153 00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,275 The rest is up to you. 154 00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:05,074 -Hey, aren't you Steve Powers? -Yeah. 155 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,642 Don't you drive a little red Alpha? 156 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,018 Well, l think l saw some guys breaking into it. 157 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,317 -What? -Yeah, when l was coming up. 158 00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:13,119 Looks like they were cutting into the convertible. 159 00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:15,092 Oh, shit. 160 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,960 Yeah, about four or five of the biggest dudes l ever saw. 161 00:13:17,996 --> 00:13:20,487 Hey, guys, somebody's breaking into my car. Come on, come on. 162 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,040 Michael, what are you doing here? 163 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,207 -Hi. -Are you all right? 164 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,810 l got a letter today-- a really nice one. 165 00:13:40,852 --> 00:13:42,149 Well, that's nice, Michael. 166 00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:45,623 "When l look at you, l can't take my eyes off you." 167 00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:46,988 What did you say? 168 00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:49,585 l said, "When l look at you, l can't take my eyes off you... 169 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,528 "and when you look at me, l have to turn away... 170 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:54,031 "because l'm afraid you might see how much you mean to me." 171 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,966 Michael, are you drunk? 172 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,969 "l long to have your arms around me... 173 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,234 "and feel your body against mine." 174 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,831 Are you crazy? 175 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,884 "lt makes me want to be near you. 176 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,328 "You're not like anybody else at all. 177 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,060 "You're too wonderful for words. 178 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,467 "l know you don't feel like l do, but l just love--" 179 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,095 What the fuck do you think you're doing here? 180 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:36,403 What am l doing here? Well, who can say, Steve? 181 00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:38,306 Now, that's a question we ask ourselves every day, isn't it? 182 00:14:38,343 --> 00:14:41,471 l said, what the fuck do you think you're doing here? 183 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,777 Oh, Michael, there you are. l've been looking all over for you. 184 00:14:43,815 --> 00:14:47,114 -Did you invite this guy? -Steve, he's a great dancer. 185 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,585 Here's a good song. You want to dance? 186 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,520 Nice talking to you, Steve. 187 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:51,715 Hey, asshole. 188 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,692 No, not you, the other asshole. 189 00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:58,559 One more crack out of you, Wisenheimer... 190 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,292 and l'm going to butter your necktie. 191 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:01,993 Well put, Rog. 192 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:08,235 Hey, Leon, stop them ! Grab those guys! 193 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:12,232 Great. There's Roger and Michael--running. 194 00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:14,472 There's eighty guys coming this way. 195 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:18,005 -Egads! -This is a great party. 196 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,247 -Start the car. -Open the back. 197 00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:23,481 Start the car! We're going to fucking die! 198 00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:30,018 Hurry up! Hurry up! 199 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,791 Come on! 200 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,593 Hurry up! Come on, man! 201 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:34,963 Slow down, Ricardo! 202 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,096 Hold on! We lost Roger! We lost Rog! 203 00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:42,401 Pussies! 204 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,756 Hold on! 205 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:09,995 What the hell's he doing? 206 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,366 What the hell are you doing? 207 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,530 -Uh-oh. -Shit! 208 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,039 Steven, long time no see. 209 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,645 Hold on! 210 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:25,309 The asshole's gonna run the fence! 211 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,147 Holy shit! 212 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,293 Oh, shit! Look at that! 213 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,492 All right! 214 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,643 Aw, shit! 215 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,446 Out of my way! Let me out of here! 216 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,742 Women and children first, you fuck. 217 00:16:58,216 --> 00:16:59,843 Thanks. 218 00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:06,887 Rog, what are you doing? 219 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,123 Let's get out of here! 220 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,332 You better keep running, you wimps! 221 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,461 Hey, they left us some beer, guys! 222 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,580 Michael, what are you doing here? 223 00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:40,852 Come on, you want to do something? 224 00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,120 Are you all right? What happened? 225 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,422 Everything. Come on, l'll tell you about it. 226 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:45,452 -Now? -Yeah, now. 227 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,830 Shh! Be quiet. You'll wake my father. 228 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,669 Shh! Be quiet. You'll wake your father. 229 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:05,775 l can't believe l said those things to Deborah Anne Fimple. 230 00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,648 l mean, why didn't l just walk up to her and say... 231 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,654 "Hey, Debbie, l'm an asshole"? 232 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,588 Well, l think she knows. 233 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:15,218 Fucking Roger. Jesus, how could l believe that guy? 234 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,125 Telling me that Deborah Anne Fimple... 235 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,494 wrote me a love letter. Jesus Christ. 236 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,897 She wrote you a letter? 237 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,332 l bet it was Ricardo. 238 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,200 l'm going to kick his ass. 239 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:29,639 -What did this letter say? -Everything l said to Debbie. 240 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:31,835 lt sounded pretty good to me. 241 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,571 lt wasn't good. lt was great. 242 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,909 lt was the best thing l ever read. 243 00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:37,278 lt was like "Tender is the Night"... 244 00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:39,146 or "The Way We Were." 245 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,687 Ricardo's dead meat. 246 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,432 You know, this isn't really that comfortable. 247 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,991 -Oh, here. -Oh, thanks. 248 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,034 What a night. 249 00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:05,406 We thrashed Roger's van. 250 00:19:05,443 --> 00:19:07,707 You know, maybe the letter's real. 251 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,408 Maybe somebody really is in love with you. 252 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:16,318 l just wish l knew why l loved her so much. 253 00:19:16,354 --> 00:19:18,481 l mean, l think about her all the time. 254 00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:21,521 She's so beautiful. 255 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:24,323 Everything about her. She's perfect. 256 00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:27,195 l hate Steve Powers. 257 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,065 She's probably letting him feel her up right now. 258 00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,592 -Ouch. -l'm sorry. 259 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,502 Well, l guess things could be worse. 260 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,339 l mean, l could be at the hospital... 261 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:42,278 having Steve's fist removed from my larynx. 262 00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:46,643 Thanks for saving me. 263 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,139 lf you're so gaga about Debbie, why don't you call her up... 264 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,198 tell her to dump Steve and give you a shot? 265 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:12,675 Yeah, right. After tonight? 266 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,542 You could always write her a letter. 267 00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:17,343 l hate writing. Besides, she'd just tear it up. 268 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,179 Well, not if she didn't know who it came from. 269 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,151 -What do you mean? -Well, don't sign it. 270 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,154 Just have somebody else give it to her. 271 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,122 And this way, if she doesn't like it... 272 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:27,886 she'll never even know who wrote it. 273 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,861 You could give it to her. 274 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:33,762 Naw. l don't know. 275 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,288 Well, l'll see you. 276 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,336 You're really a good friend. 277 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,954 "Dear Debbie... 278 00:20:56,988 --> 00:21:00,719 "You are so..." 279 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,453 "so..." 280 00:21:18,743 --> 00:21:19,971 Shit. 281 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,673 "l long to have your arms around me... 282 00:22:31,716 --> 00:22:33,047 "and feel your body--" 283 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,676 Whoa, radical! 284 00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:38,380 -Morning, sweetheart. -Hi, mom. 285 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,947 What are you doing up so early? 286 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:42,118 Summer vacation-- got a lot to do. 287 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,320 Like what? 288 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:44,623 Bunch of guys are meeting at the park. 289 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,926 Got to try to pick up some women. 290 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,058 What are you gonna do with them after you pick them up? 291 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,568 l don't know. What did Dad use to do with you? 292 00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:55,471 Stuff l hope you won't try until you're a lot older. 293 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:56,701 What's that? 294 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,041 -Breakfast. -Looks disgusting. 295 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:01,306 lt's good. Want to try? 296 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:03,871 l'm gonna fix you some eggs and toast. 297 00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:06,406 No, Mom, the guys are waiting. Got to go. 298 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,146 -Jeffrey. -Mom, l got to go. 299 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:11,747 Honey! You'll need some money to buy a decent lunch. 300 00:23:11,789 --> 00:23:15,555 OK, Mom, but a decent lunch could be pretty expensive. 301 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:19,127 No tacos. 302 00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:20,653 Gracias, se�ora. 303 00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:01,731 Oh, my God. 304 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,297 Morning, dear. 305 00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:05,241 Morning. 306 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:13,850 -What's the matter? -l got something in my eye. 307 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,375 What is that? 308 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:19,379 -Breakfast. -That looks disgusting. 309 00:24:19,424 --> 00:24:21,619 -Want me to fix you something? -No, thanks, l'm in a hurry. 310 00:24:21,659 --> 00:24:24,184 l'll just catch a doughnut at the office. 311 00:24:24,228 --> 00:24:25,718 You have class tonight? 312 00:24:25,763 --> 00:24:28,288 Yeah, right. lt's Thursday. Yeah. 313 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:31,166 Will you be home right after? 314 00:24:31,202 --> 00:24:32,829 Honey, l'll try. 315 00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:35,065 l just don't know. l may have to stay after. 316 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:37,006 l'll get home as soon as l can, but don't wait up. 317 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:39,407 You just go to bed, and l'll slip in quietly. 318 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,851 You lying son of a bitch. How could you? 319 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:00,991 Mom? 320 00:25:03,701 --> 00:25:05,362 You OK? What's the matter? 321 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,102 Oh, it's the mailman. 322 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:12,940 He said he'd be here at 8:00, and he's not here. 323 00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:16,913 Nobody keeps their word anymore. They're all lying bastards! 324 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,964 Hi, Michael. How you doing? 325 00:25:41,005 --> 00:25:43,803 My mother's in there crying. l hope you're happy. 326 00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:53,544 Mom. 327 00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:59,381 Everything's OK, Mom. 328 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,483 l don't think he's going to be late again. 329 00:26:05,296 --> 00:26:06,786 Thank you, Michael. 330 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:20,472 -Hello, Elizabeth. -Hi, George. 331 00:26:20,511 --> 00:26:23,708 Oh, George, could l borrow your textbook for a second? 332 00:26:36,794 --> 00:26:39,354 Tonight, we're going to cover the two types of costs... 333 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:41,456 associated with manufacturing processes. 334 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:46,698 That would be "variable" and "fixed." 335 00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:49,639 There's a chart in your textbooks on page 98... 336 00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:53,337 that will help illustrate what l'm talking about. 337 00:26:53,377 --> 00:26:54,844 Everyone have the page? 338 00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:58,747 You'll notice on the graph that the variable contributions... 339 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:01,115 to profit on each item will be such... 340 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:04,212 that the break-even point will be obtained... 341 00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:07,224 when "x" number of units are produced. 342 00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,192 Now, that break-even point... 343 00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:12,492 is solely determined by your costs. 344 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:17,297 Now, variable costs include direct material, direct labor... 345 00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:20,498 and overhead applicable to each individual unit. 346 00:27:21,839 --> 00:27:25,240 Who in the class would like to define "fixed costs" for us? 347 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:32,372 No one wants to define "fixed costs?" 348 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:50,632 Michael, over here. 349 00:27:53,404 --> 00:27:55,304 Toni, l'm sorry l'm late, just... 350 00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:57,466 writing this thing just took forever. 351 00:27:57,508 --> 00:27:59,806 l don't know. l think it's pretty good. 352 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,142 l don't know. just give it to her. 353 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,340 What's that? 354 00:28:03,381 --> 00:28:05,645 Oh, that's just the thing for School Afloat. 355 00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:09,050 You're gonna spend your senior year on a boat? 356 00:28:09,086 --> 00:28:10,747 l leave on the fifteenth. 357 00:28:10,788 --> 00:28:13,154 l didn't know you were gonna do this. Why didn't you tell me? 358 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,056 l just did. 359 00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:18,852 -Ready to order? -Yeah, l am. Michael? 360 00:28:18,896 --> 00:28:21,330 No, no, no, l'm too nervous. l couldn't eat anything. 361 00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:22,593 You go ahead. 362 00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:25,693 l'll have a meatball sandwich and another Pepsi. 363 00:28:25,736 --> 00:28:28,034 -Good enough. -Oh, wait a minute. 364 00:28:28,072 --> 00:28:30,267 l'll have a Pepsi, too. 365 00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:32,071 Pepsi. Anything else? 366 00:28:32,109 --> 00:28:34,976 No, no. Well, uh... 367 00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:37,674 you're having a meatball sandwich? 368 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:39,273 Make it a meatball sandwich. 369 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:40,716 Meatball sandwich. 370 00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:43,811 That's two meatball sandwiches and two Pepsis. ls that it? 371 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:49,216 You don't feel like having any pizza, do you? 372 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:52,229 Give me a small-- 373 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:54,026 No, no, no, make it a medium. 374 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,863 ln fact, give me a large pizza. 375 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:59,096 That's two meatball sandwiches, two Pepsis... 376 00:28:59,136 --> 00:29:00,967 and a large pizza. Everything on it? 377 00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:02,734 No, no, just cheese. 378 00:29:02,773 --> 00:29:05,640 And olive. 379 00:29:05,676 --> 00:29:06,836 And mushrooms. 380 00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:09,779 And sausage. 381 00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:12,611 Everything. 382 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:16,676 Hold the onions. 383 00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:21,415 God, when are you gonna give this thing to her? 384 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,518 Are you going to give it to her tonight? 385 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:26,155 How am l gonna eat all that food? 386 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:28,694 Before we go, l just want to say one thing. 387 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,928 l know all of you work very hard during the day... 388 00:29:30,968 --> 00:29:32,299 and l'm sure that you could think... 389 00:29:32,336 --> 00:29:35,169 of some more exciting ways to spend your evenings... 390 00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:38,471 but remember that the degree that you earn in here... 391 00:29:38,509 --> 00:29:41,410 can spell more money for you out there. 392 00:29:41,445 --> 00:29:44,539 No sacrifice, no reward. 393 00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:47,449 That's it. Thank you. 394 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:07,563 l think we better talk. 395 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:09,232 l'll help you any way l can, George. 396 00:30:09,273 --> 00:30:11,264 What are you having trouble with? 397 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,335 l just--Elizabeth, my God. l mean, sooner or later... 398 00:30:14,378 --> 00:30:17,541 you have to ask yourself if it's worth it. 399 00:30:17,581 --> 00:30:21,278 Yes, George, it is. 400 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,344 You've got guts. 401 00:30:23,387 --> 00:30:25,412 George, it's not that hard. 402 00:30:25,456 --> 00:30:27,390 You just have to be willing to spend the time. 403 00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:29,586 l know, l know, but l'm married. 404 00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:33,256 l am, too, but l'm really taking the time... 405 00:30:33,297 --> 00:30:34,696 and it's well worth it. 406 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:37,633 There's this great sense of accomplishment. 407 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:43,167 Wait. You've been through this before? 408 00:30:43,207 --> 00:30:47,007 George, l've been doing this for years. 409 00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:54,649 George, are you worried about Connie? 410 00:30:54,685 --> 00:30:57,882 You have the most understanding wife in the world. 411 00:30:57,922 --> 00:31:00,891 You just have to give her a little time. 412 00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,826 You know, l had that problem with Lou in the beginning. 413 00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:05,886 At first, they're a little threatened... 414 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:09,593 but that's only natural, and then they get used to it. 415 00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:11,362 And after a couple of years, 416 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,233 they get behind it a hundred percent... 417 00:31:13,270 --> 00:31:16,831 once they realize what a really good thing it is. 418 00:31:16,874 --> 00:31:18,136 My God. 419 00:31:18,175 --> 00:31:20,871 Where have l been? 420 00:31:23,814 --> 00:31:26,578 We've known each other a long time. 421 00:31:26,617 --> 00:31:30,075 Don't back out now, George. 422 00:31:31,655 --> 00:31:33,418 You're absolutely right, Liz. 423 00:31:33,457 --> 00:31:35,584 We have known each other a long time... 424 00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:37,651 and l can't deny that l haven't felt like this, too... 425 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:39,754 but l never thought that you, Elizabeth-- 426 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,666 l'm--l'm sorry. 427 00:31:50,107 --> 00:31:52,439 l'll call you next week. 428 00:32:04,588 --> 00:32:08,615 This is good. l think this is good. 429 00:32:08,659 --> 00:32:11,059 l think you're right. Thank you. 430 00:32:19,970 --> 00:32:21,528 l know it's a long shot... 431 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:23,039 but if this letter thing does work out... 432 00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:25,042 and l do get to go out with Debbie... 433 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,340 how do you think l should handle it? 434 00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:28,538 Handle what? 435 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:30,570 Come on, Ton, she's going out with Steve Powers. 436 00:32:30,614 --> 00:32:32,741 That dude's twenty years old. 437 00:32:32,783 --> 00:32:34,944 She's gonna expect something. 438 00:32:36,353 --> 00:32:38,719 Michael, are you saying that you don't know what to do? 439 00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:40,690 No, no, no, no. l know what to do. 440 00:32:40,724 --> 00:32:43,818 l just don't want to do too much. 441 00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:46,227 Then again, l don't want to do too little. 442 00:32:46,263 --> 00:32:47,958 l want to do what she expects me to do. 443 00:32:47,998 --> 00:32:51,456 l think that you have to let these things happen naturally. 444 00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:53,402 Well, Toni, l'm not a natural guy. 445 00:32:53,437 --> 00:32:56,463 That's true. Michael, l don't know. 446 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,839 l think if it's meant to happen... 447 00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:00,571 between two people, it'll happen. 448 00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,340 You can't push it. 449 00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:05,876 Right. 450 00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:07,781 Toni, look, can l tell you something? 451 00:33:07,818 --> 00:33:11,515 But you got to promise not to tell anybody. Anybody. 452 00:33:11,555 --> 00:33:12,886 l promise. 453 00:33:14,925 --> 00:33:18,190 Well, if you have to get absolutely technical... 454 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,424 l've never really done it. 455 00:33:20,464 --> 00:33:22,830 Oh, come on. 456 00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:24,892 What about you and Carol Lombardo? 457 00:33:24,935 --> 00:33:26,425 What about me and Carol Lombardo? 458 00:33:26,470 --> 00:33:28,370 The field trip. She spent the night in your tent... 459 00:33:28,405 --> 00:33:30,373 told everybody you guys went all the way. 460 00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:32,398 Yeah, well, Carol Lombardo's idea of going all the way... 461 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:34,035 is talking about it all night long... 462 00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:36,205 then falling asleep before the big bang. 463 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,545 You never did it? 464 00:33:38,582 --> 00:33:41,107 -Really? -Really. 465 00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:43,950 Carol Lombardo really bragged about that night. 466 00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:46,684 l know l'll never forget it. 467 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,691 l've never done it, either. 468 00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:56,757 Oh, get out of here, Toni. 469 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,166 Roger's my best friend. He tells me everything. 470 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:01,501 l went out with Roger exactly two times. 471 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:02,938 Well, according to Roger... 472 00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:04,736 it wasn't the quantity of time you spent together. 473 00:34:04,775 --> 00:34:06,606 lt was the quality of time you spent together. 474 00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:08,703 Apparently, it was pretty high-grade stuff. 475 00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:10,737 What exactly did he say? 476 00:34:10,781 --> 00:34:12,271 Come on, Toni, that's between you and Rog. 477 00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:13,806 lt's none of my business. 478 00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:17,753 -What did he say? -Toni, don't. 479 00:34:17,788 --> 00:34:19,813 He just said you guys were kissing and stuff. 480 00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:22,451 His exact words, Michael. 481 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:27,430 He said that you boffed his brains out in his van. 482 00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:33,268 Thank you. Come again. Have a nice night. 483 00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:35,329 Hey, thanks, zitface! 484 00:34:37,274 --> 00:34:39,606 Zitface. They called our friend zitface. 485 00:34:39,643 --> 00:34:41,474 Oh, God, they're so unkind. 486 00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:43,207 Come on, you guys. Would you quit screwing around? 487 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,680 l'm trying to work here. 488 00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:49,550 l have to pay for my van, which Duran Duran here thrashed. 489 00:34:51,555 --> 00:34:53,523 Welcome to the Dancing Burger. 490 00:34:53,557 --> 00:34:56,025 Can l take your order, please? 491 00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:59,223 Roger, is that you? 492 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,753 Yeah. Who's this? 493 00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:03,028 l hear you're quite a ladies' man. 494 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:06,036 Ladies' man? Zitface? 495 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:09,864 Yeah, well, you heard right. 496 00:35:09,907 --> 00:35:11,966 Why don't you cruise up to the window... 497 00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:14,409 so's we can take a better look at you? 498 00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:17,312 Well, l'll come up just as soon as you tell me one thing. 499 00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:19,373 Did you tell your friends... 500 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:21,941 l boffed your brains out in your van? 501 00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:27,021 l thought so. 502 00:35:33,964 --> 00:35:35,659 This is so cool. 503 00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:41,532 Toni, not my van! 504 00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:43,233 Come on, Toni! You're gonna regret this! 505 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,640 l just got it fixed the other--no, Toni! 506 00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:47,268 Please don't do this to me! 507 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,643 Oh, no, no! You're gonna regret it! 508 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,648 Toni, l'm gonna kill you! Don't-- 509 00:35:51,682 --> 00:35:53,479 Roger, come back here! 510 00:35:53,517 --> 00:35:55,109 Toni, don't do that to me! 511 00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:57,017 You got work to do. 512 00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:59,045 -No, Toni! -Get in here! 513 00:36:00,424 --> 00:36:01,891 Oh, there's my dinner! 514 00:36:01,925 --> 00:36:04,519 Boy, is she pissed. 515 00:36:04,561 --> 00:36:07,257 The exact phrase l was searching for. 516 00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:11,200 Go, baby! 517 00:36:17,207 --> 00:36:18,868 Jesus! 518 00:36:18,909 --> 00:36:20,774 You're one gutsy virgin. 519 00:36:45,936 --> 00:36:47,767 lt's none of your business. 520 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,617 "My dearest darling... 521 00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:03,313 "l love you more than yesterday... 522 00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:06,221 "and more than all of yesterday's tomorrows." 523 00:37:07,991 --> 00:37:11,927 "Nothing is as dear to me as are you"? 524 00:37:11,962 --> 00:37:14,726 Oh, Michael, this is dog-doo. 525 00:37:14,765 --> 00:37:17,097 "Love is the flower of time... 526 00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:19,159 "and every petal that falls... 527 00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:21,797 "is an eternal moment without you"? 528 00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:25,502 Jesus, what'd you do, go to a greeting-card store? 529 00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:45,760 "l have finally found the courage... 530 00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:50,358 "to write you a letter." 531 00:37:56,173 --> 00:38:00,041 "You may never know... 532 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:03,774 "who l am... 533 00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:07,511 "but that hasn't stopped you... 534 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:10,543 "from giving me... 535 00:38:10,587 --> 00:38:13,112 "the greatest gift... 536 00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:15,785 "l've ever known." 537 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,653 ldiot. 538 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:30,772 "lf for just one brief moment... 539 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:37,077 "l could feel your lips against mine..." 540 00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:40,550 "l would die a happy man." 541 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:44,247 l'm in love. l think this is the most beautiful letter... 542 00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,552 l've ever read in my entire life. 543 00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:49,218 lt's even better than the one l got from Jimmy Wyatt. 544 00:38:49,259 --> 00:38:51,557 He was so in love with me. 545 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:57,591 But this, this is so... You got to tell me who wrote it. 546 00:38:57,634 --> 00:38:58,896 l can't. 547 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:02,235 -Toni, you're my best friend. -l am? 548 00:39:02,272 --> 00:39:04,399 Well, close enough. 549 00:39:04,441 --> 00:39:06,375 Goddamn it, tell me who wrote it. 550 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:08,571 Debbie, l promised. l'm sorry. 551 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:11,103 l hate you. 552 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:13,776 -Anybody home? -ln here, Mom ! 553 00:39:15,586 --> 00:39:17,247 Hi, Toni. How are you? 554 00:39:17,287 --> 00:39:20,586 -Fine, Mrs. Fimple. How are you? -Good. Hi, sweetheart. 555 00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:21,921 Where's your father? 556 00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:25,423 He pulled a night shift. 557 00:39:25,462 --> 00:39:29,193 The one night l don't teach. l can't stand it. 558 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:31,633 Who wrote the fucking letter? 559 00:39:31,668 --> 00:39:33,568 l think it's time for me to go. 560 00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:35,697 Toni, how can you stand in the way? 561 00:39:35,739 --> 00:39:36,933 l could very possibly... 562 00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:39,568 be extremely in love with this person. 563 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:42,306 l mean, he's obviously in love with me. 564 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:45,747 -Well, what about Steve? -Well, what about Steve? 565 00:39:45,782 --> 00:39:48,546 Well, Debbie, l heard that you were boffing his brains out. 566 00:39:48,585 --> 00:39:51,053 What? Who told you that? 567 00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:52,612 Do you know Roger? 568 00:39:52,656 --> 00:39:55,921 Works at the Dancing Burger, drives a beat-up van? 569 00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:58,223 Oh, that little shit. 570 00:39:58,262 --> 00:39:59,627 Well, anyway, you're going out with Steve. 571 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:01,130 l thought that was pretty serious. 572 00:40:01,164 --> 00:40:05,100 How can anyone be serious about a stupid jock like--Steve! 573 00:40:05,135 --> 00:40:06,363 -Hi, Steve. -Ton. 574 00:40:06,403 --> 00:40:08,098 -Bye, Deb. -Hi, babe. 575 00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:09,799 Hi, Steve. 576 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,571 That's my name, honey, don't wear it out. 577 00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:17,512 Hey, how about a kiss for old Stevie, huh? 578 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:20,312 Come and get it. 579 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,162 ls your old man home? 580 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,533 Take your hands off my daughter, fruitlips. 581 00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:42,835 Hi, Mr., uh, Lt. Fimple. 582 00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:44,204 How are you, sir? 583 00:40:44,241 --> 00:40:47,074 OK, Jocko. What about yourself? 584 00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:49,374 Holy shit. You're getting pretty big. 585 00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:52,348 What you curling these days besides your hair, handjob? 586 00:40:52,382 --> 00:40:53,542 Daddy. 587 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:56,451 One-fifteen, three sets of ten, sir. 588 00:40:56,486 --> 00:40:58,886 -What's two and two? -Daddy! 589 00:40:58,922 --> 00:41:00,446 Just kidding, Steverino. 590 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:05,057 -One more thing, loverboy. -Oh, God. 591 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,893 You get her pregnant, l'll blow your dick off. 592 00:41:07,931 --> 00:41:09,193 Daddy! 593 00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:13,930 l want to die. 594 00:41:59,082 --> 00:42:02,449 -She really liked it, huh? -Yes, Michael. 595 00:42:02,486 --> 00:42:04,317 She really liked it. 596 00:42:04,354 --> 00:42:06,845 Did she say, "l really like it"? 597 00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:08,482 Michael, she loved it, OK? 598 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:11,221 She loved it. Whoa. 599 00:42:11,261 --> 00:42:13,525 l think l ought to write her another one. What do you think? 600 00:42:13,563 --> 00:42:15,531 You think l ought to write her another one? 601 00:42:42,659 --> 00:42:44,752 Jesus. 602 00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:55,597 Please, Toni, you got to tell me who this is. 603 00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:59,938 All right. You want to meet him tonight? 604 00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:08,811 -Hello? -Hi, it's me. 605 00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:10,752 Do you want to meet her tonight? 606 00:43:10,787 --> 00:43:12,618 Tonight? You mean, "tonight" tonight? 607 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:13,816 Tonight. 608 00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:16,724 Yeah, sure, OK. Does she know who l am? 609 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,660 No. That's why she wants to meet you. 610 00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:24,993 -l'm ready. What time? -8:00? McCambridge park? 611 00:43:25,035 --> 00:43:26,900 OK, thanks a lot, Toni. Thank you so much... 612 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:28,666 and what do you think l should wear? 613 00:43:28,705 --> 00:43:31,299 A paper bag over your head. 614 00:43:31,341 --> 00:43:32,535 He's all yours. 615 00:43:32,576 --> 00:43:34,476 Oh, God! Thank you so much, Toni. 616 00:43:34,511 --> 00:43:37,173 You're really my best friend. 617 00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:40,240 What do you think l should wear? 618 00:43:40,283 --> 00:43:41,910 Something demure. 619 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:45,683 Oh, Christian Demure. l got tons of her stuff. 620 00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:16,905 How are you? 621 00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:20,815 Look, Michael, l'm waiting for someone, OK? 622 00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:24,014 -So if you don't mind... -Yeah, well, it's me. 623 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:26,921 -What's you? -l'm the one you're waiting for. 624 00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:32,893 Michael, l'm really not in the mood, OK? 625 00:45:32,929 --> 00:45:34,521 l wrote the letters. 626 00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:40,028 The ones Toni gave you. l wrote 'em. 627 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,264 You? 628 00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:49,105 Holy shit. 629 00:45:54,317 --> 00:45:56,877 Last week when you kissed me... 630 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,718 -l never thought that-- -Neither did l. 631 00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:01,246 But that letter, George... 632 00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:03,259 l know, l know. lt was so filled with emotion. 633 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:06,319 -Oh, yes, it was. -Well, maybe we should-- 634 00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,797 l don't know. Do you want to? 635 00:46:08,832 --> 00:46:11,300 Maybe we should just... 636 00:46:11,334 --> 00:46:14,167 have a cup of coffee. 637 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:19,508 Coffee, that's good. 638 00:46:19,542 --> 00:46:21,533 That's very good. 639 00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:24,206 A cup of coffee, that's very good. 640 00:46:24,247 --> 00:46:26,545 Here. Let me carry those books. 641 00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:29,108 Oh. Thank you. 642 00:46:32,756 --> 00:46:35,224 l don't drink coffee. 643 00:46:38,161 --> 00:46:39,856 Neither do l. 644 00:46:49,005 --> 00:46:51,166 -Are you hungry? -Well, l am, yes. 645 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,077 Oh, thank you, George. 646 00:47:02,919 --> 00:47:05,080 Ryan. 647 00:47:05,121 --> 00:47:07,988 George Ryan. 648 00:47:08,024 --> 00:47:09,889 Lousy scumbag. 649 00:47:17,233 --> 00:47:19,292 Do you believe this? 650 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:20,997 No, l can't believe it. 651 00:47:21,037 --> 00:47:22,800 Well, l can't stand it. 652 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:25,330 Oh, God, she's touching him ! 653 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,570 l'm gonna kill myself. 654 00:47:30,947 --> 00:47:32,278 They're waitin' on a burger here. 655 00:47:32,315 --> 00:47:34,545 How did he get Deborah Anne Fimple? 656 00:47:34,584 --> 00:47:37,417 l don't know, but if Michael can get a date with her... 657 00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:41,413 l guess it's pretty obvious who's gonna be next in line. 658 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,756 Yeah, right. 659 00:47:43,793 --> 00:47:45,727 Oh, God. 660 00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:50,199 l mean, l have never read anything like those letters. 661 00:47:50,233 --> 00:47:52,861 l just fell in love with them. 662 00:47:52,902 --> 00:47:57,168 Your feelings are so amazingly beautiful. 663 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:58,936 And to be able to put them... 664 00:47:58,975 --> 00:48:01,273 and write them down on paper like that... 665 00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:05,145 l think you're a poet. 666 00:48:05,181 --> 00:48:07,445 What did you mean when you said... 667 00:48:07,484 --> 00:48:12,183 l'd given you the greatest gift you'd ever known? 668 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:14,622 Well... 669 00:48:14,657 --> 00:48:19,924 naturally, l was referring to the whole giving concept. 670 00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:21,897 You know, the concept of giving. 671 00:48:24,934 --> 00:48:27,732 That's a wonderful concept. 672 00:48:27,771 --> 00:48:30,604 God, Michael. 673 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,167 l just--well, you know. 674 00:48:34,210 --> 00:48:36,576 And this is like... 675 00:48:36,613 --> 00:48:37,910 l mean... 676 00:48:37,947 --> 00:48:41,849 what if you had never written those letters? 677 00:48:41,885 --> 00:48:43,853 l would be out with Steve tonight. 678 00:48:43,887 --> 00:48:45,650 Miguel, compadre, how you doin'? 679 00:48:45,688 --> 00:48:47,986 Do you get the chili burger... 680 00:48:48,024 --> 00:48:50,185 or does this one belong to the lovely lady? 681 00:48:50,226 --> 00:48:52,524 That goes to the lady, Rog. Thank you. 682 00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:55,190 Put it down, Roger. 683 00:49:04,074 --> 00:49:06,008 Debbie, you probably don't remember me... 684 00:49:06,042 --> 00:49:09,011 but l was in your biology class last year. 685 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,848 My name's Roger, Roger Despard, Jr. 686 00:49:13,883 --> 00:49:15,612 l sat in the back. 687 00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:20,951 You remember me? 688 00:49:20,990 --> 00:49:25,256 Roger, do you drive a beat-up van? 689 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:26,728 That's me! 690 00:49:28,531 --> 00:49:32,023 Put this in your big mouth, you lying little shit! 691 00:49:34,737 --> 00:49:37,103 Nice goin', G.l. Joe. 692 00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:47,944 People just shouldn't shoot their mouths off... 693 00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:50,953 about things they know absolutely nothing about. 694 00:49:50,987 --> 00:49:54,821 -What'd he say? -lt's not important. 695 00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:57,986 He said l boffed Steve Powers' brains out. 696 00:49:58,027 --> 00:49:59,187 He did? 697 00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:02,460 -Yeah. Toni said he did. -Toni said he did? 698 00:50:05,835 --> 00:50:07,564 What's wrong? 699 00:50:07,604 --> 00:50:09,401 People just shouldn't shoot their mouths off... 700 00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:12,169 about things they don't know anything about. 701 00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:19,838 Michael, are you taking me to Kough Park? 702 00:51:19,909 --> 00:51:21,638 Great. 703 00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:27,005 l hate you, Michael. 704 00:51:28,985 --> 00:51:30,748 l love you, Michael. 705 00:51:47,704 --> 00:51:52,266 You know, l haven't been up here since 1965. 706 00:51:52,308 --> 00:51:55,072 Yeah. lt hasn't changed much. 707 00:51:55,111 --> 00:51:58,342 No, except now they know about birth control. 708 00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:00,246 Let's hope so. 709 00:52:06,723 --> 00:52:10,056 Are you ever sorry you didn't marry Ed? 710 00:52:12,395 --> 00:52:14,795 Everybody thought you two would get married... 711 00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:16,355 right after high school. 712 00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:19,994 No. Not after l met Lou. 713 00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,401 Lou was it for me. 714 00:52:21,437 --> 00:52:25,703 Yeah. That's pretty much the same for me and Connie. 715 00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:28,438 l like Connie. l like her very much. 716 00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:32,812 Yeah, she's great. She really is. And l like Lou. 717 00:52:32,849 --> 00:52:34,544 The thing about Lou... 718 00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:38,680 l mean, he's just not your average... 719 00:52:41,457 --> 00:52:43,516 l like Lou. 720 00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:45,424 Lou likes you, too. 721 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,799 l'll kill 'em. 722 00:53:09,752 --> 00:53:11,982 Turn on your lights, asshole! 723 00:53:30,973 --> 00:53:32,964 What the hell are you doing? Hey, ass-- 724 00:53:33,009 --> 00:53:37,002 -Oh. Hiya, Steve. -Have you seen Debbie? 725 00:53:37,046 --> 00:53:39,173 -Have you seen Debbie, Lynn? -No. 726 00:54:10,213 --> 00:54:12,113 Hey, what--hey! 727 00:54:12,148 --> 00:54:14,139 David, come back in here! 728 00:54:16,152 --> 00:54:18,620 Steve! Steve, l have been looking all over for you. 729 00:54:18,654 --> 00:54:21,020 -Out of my way, Toni. -What are you doing? 730 00:54:21,057 --> 00:54:23,116 -She's out with another guy. -Oh, hi, Steve. 731 00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:25,184 l'm gonna find him and l'm gonna kick the shit out of him. 732 00:54:25,228 --> 00:54:26,490 Steve, forget Debbie. 733 00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,429 There's lots of other girls out there... 734 00:54:28,464 --> 00:54:30,261 who would treat you a lot better than Debbie does. 735 00:54:30,299 --> 00:54:32,563 -Yeah? Like who? -Like me. 736 00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:38,604 Can't you, uh... 737 00:54:38,641 --> 00:54:41,974 can't you feel my heart pounding? 738 00:54:44,046 --> 00:54:46,776 Yeah. You got a pretty big heart there. 739 00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:50,752 You, uh... you wanna go somewhere? 740 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,885 Yeah, sure. Why not? 741 00:54:59,929 --> 00:55:02,693 My car's right over there. 742 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:04,029 Let's go. 743 00:55:06,202 --> 00:55:08,796 You know something, Ton? 744 00:55:08,838 --> 00:55:10,499 l have always liked you. 745 00:55:12,341 --> 00:55:15,333 All the classes were over an hour ago. 746 00:55:17,346 --> 00:55:20,179 Oh, l think my husband just got home. 747 00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:22,207 Thank you very much. 748 00:55:26,556 --> 00:55:28,490 -Lou. -Connie, we have to talk... 749 00:55:28,524 --> 00:55:30,719 but first you gotta promise me you're gonna be strong. 750 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,888 We both have to be strong. 751 00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:35,659 lt's about George. 752 00:55:39,168 --> 00:55:40,692 Bastards. 753 00:55:41,837 --> 00:55:44,533 We shouldn't be here. 754 00:55:44,573 --> 00:55:48,168 George, we shouldn't be here. 755 00:55:48,210 --> 00:55:50,838 We're happily married. 756 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,370 You're right. 757 00:55:58,187 --> 00:56:00,655 Please don't stare at me like that. 758 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:02,351 l can't help it, l can't help it. 759 00:56:02,391 --> 00:56:03,517 You're so beautiful. 760 00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:05,857 l've wanted you ever since l first saw you... 761 00:56:05,895 --> 00:56:08,420 in your drill-team uniform. 762 00:56:08,464 --> 00:56:14,334 George, why didn't you do anything about it then? 763 00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:16,895 Because... 764 00:56:16,939 --> 00:56:19,100 Because l was a chickenshit. 765 00:56:26,048 --> 00:56:28,482 -Oh, my God! -l knew it. What? 766 00:56:28,517 --> 00:56:30,348 -Oh, my God! -What--l'm sorry. 767 00:56:30,386 --> 00:56:33,651 My daughter is in the next car. 768 00:56:35,591 --> 00:56:40,255 Oh, my God. Oh, God, oh, God. So is my son. 769 00:56:40,296 --> 00:56:41,923 -George, George. -What? 770 00:56:41,964 --> 00:56:43,397 We have to get out of here right now. 771 00:56:43,432 --> 00:56:46,526 -OK, let's go. -Do you think they saw us? 772 00:56:46,569 --> 00:56:47,968 l don't know. 773 00:56:48,003 --> 00:56:50,767 -Hurry, George. -Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 774 00:56:50,806 --> 00:56:53,673 George, George, George, hurry. 775 00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:59,214 Oh, Lou, l can't believe this. 776 00:56:59,248 --> 00:57:02,706 lt's OK, baby. We're gonna put a stop to this right now. 777 00:57:21,804 --> 00:57:22,930 Shit! We missed them. 778 00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:25,270 They were right here in this spot! Damn it! 779 00:57:26,809 --> 00:57:28,606 You OK, Con? 780 00:57:28,644 --> 00:57:32,512 Oh, Louis, what are we gonna do? 781 00:57:32,548 --> 00:57:34,209 l don't know, baby. l... 782 00:57:36,652 --> 00:57:38,142 don't know. 783 00:57:43,259 --> 00:57:46,751 You know, l haven't been up here since 1965. 784 00:57:48,431 --> 00:57:50,763 Hasn't changed much. 785 00:57:55,938 --> 00:57:57,428 After you. 786 00:58:27,636 --> 00:58:29,763 So... 787 00:58:29,805 --> 00:58:32,365 this is where you live, huh? 788 00:58:33,809 --> 00:58:37,142 Usually you gotta be a junior to have a room like this. 789 00:58:39,482 --> 00:58:40,710 Hey, you want a beer? 790 00:58:40,749 --> 00:58:42,740 Oh, no, thanks. 791 00:58:55,831 --> 00:58:57,321 You got some kind of birth control with you... 792 00:58:57,366 --> 00:58:58,856 or do you want me to wear a rubber? 793 00:59:01,837 --> 00:59:04,237 Steve, is there a bathroom around here? 794 00:59:04,273 --> 00:59:07,242 l've got something with me. 795 00:59:07,276 --> 00:59:08,766 Yeah, right there. 796 00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:26,459 Yeah, Steve, wear a rubber-- wear it over your face. 797 00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:44,375 Oh, shit. 798 00:59:44,413 --> 00:59:46,711 Can you hear me in there, Toni? 799 00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:49,411 l think you better wait a minute. 800 00:59:57,593 --> 01:00:01,222 Look, Toni, l don't think this is gonna work. 801 01:00:01,263 --> 01:00:03,857 l mean, l like you, l think you're a very nice person... 802 01:00:03,899 --> 01:00:07,665 but, l mean, it just doesn't feel right. 803 01:00:09,338 --> 01:00:12,739 l mean, l'm in love with Debbie. 804 01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:15,539 And l wish l wasn't, but l am. 805 01:00:16,979 --> 01:00:19,277 l mean, hell, l got feelings, too. 806 01:00:21,283 --> 01:00:24,912 But l just don't think that you and l should... 807 01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:28,754 you know, l just don't think that you and l should, uh... 808 01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:30,952 l mean, l just don't think we should. 809 01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:36,221 Unless, of course, you really had your heart set on it... 810 01:00:36,265 --> 01:00:39,530 because, you know, l can understand that, too, Ton. 811 01:00:47,676 --> 01:00:50,907 How could they do this to us? 812 01:00:50,946 --> 01:00:53,710 You'd be surprised what people can do, Connie. 813 01:00:53,749 --> 01:00:55,717 l see it every day. 814 01:00:55,751 --> 01:00:58,720 Sometimes l find myself saying to myself... 815 01:00:58,754 --> 01:01:01,655 "Lou, how can people do the things they do?" 816 01:01:01,690 --> 01:01:03,089 l guess they're just-- 817 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:06,856 they're--they're just plain weak, Connie. 818 01:01:06,895 --> 01:01:08,055 l sure never thought Liz was. 819 01:01:08,097 --> 01:01:12,727 l mean, twenty years, and l never cheated on her once. 820 01:01:12,768 --> 01:01:14,736 l never even looked at another man. 821 01:01:14,770 --> 01:01:18,467 First, l wanted to kill 'em-- my wife and my friend. 822 01:01:18,507 --> 01:01:21,271 My husband and my friend. 823 01:01:21,310 --> 01:01:24,473 What the hell we gonna do, Connie? 824 01:01:24,513 --> 01:01:25,775 Fuck 'em. 825 01:01:40,796 --> 01:01:42,457 Oh, God, yes! 826 01:01:42,498 --> 01:01:44,989 Oh, Liz hardly ever does that anymore. 827 01:01:45,034 --> 01:01:47,798 My son's in the next car! 828 01:01:47,836 --> 01:01:50,304 Holy shit! He's with my daughter! 829 01:01:50,339 --> 01:01:52,034 Oh, my God, Lou, what are you doing? 830 01:01:52,074 --> 01:01:53,871 Get back in here. Want them to see us? 831 01:01:53,909 --> 01:01:56,742 Get in here! Get down! 832 01:01:58,747 --> 01:02:00,908 We gotta get out of here. 833 01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:20,698 l don't mean to be a tease... 834 01:02:20,736 --> 01:02:22,067 but this is the first time we've been together... 835 01:02:22,104 --> 01:02:25,232 and l don't think it's right this soon. 836 01:02:25,274 --> 01:02:28,072 Right. Right, it's too soon. 837 01:02:28,110 --> 01:02:31,102 -Would you hand me my bra? -Yeah, sure. 838 01:02:57,740 --> 01:02:59,765 Oh, thank God. 839 01:03:06,281 --> 01:03:08,146 He's not here. 840 01:03:08,183 --> 01:03:10,708 Son of a bitch. 841 01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:12,243 Thanks, Lou. 842 01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:31,996 Holy shit! 843 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,975 You rotten, low-life, son of a bitch! 844 01:03:37,279 --> 01:03:38,439 Oh, my God. 845 01:03:43,385 --> 01:03:45,182 You know, l have never gone out... 846 01:03:45,220 --> 01:03:47,188 with a guy in my own grade before. 847 01:03:47,222 --> 01:03:49,884 Yeah, neither have l. 848 01:03:49,925 --> 01:03:51,688 How old are you? 849 01:03:51,727 --> 01:03:54,025 Seventy-one, seventy-two. 850 01:03:54,062 --> 01:03:58,362 You know, l can't remember. l'm getting so old. 851 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,027 You're sixteen, aren't you? 852 01:04:00,068 --> 01:04:02,195 Well, if you wanna get absolutely technical... 853 01:04:02,237 --> 01:04:05,297 Oh, God! l'm a cradle robber. 854 01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:08,798 Well, come on. l'm gonna be 17 a week from Saturday. 855 01:04:08,844 --> 01:04:11,540 Really? A week from Saturday? 856 01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:13,707 Yeah. That's a very big day for me. 857 01:04:13,749 --> 01:04:16,582 From then on out, it's adios, diapers. 858 01:04:16,618 --> 01:04:18,745 Bonjour, rubber pants. 859 01:04:20,756 --> 01:04:22,986 Oh, shit. There's daddy. 860 01:04:24,426 --> 01:04:25,916 Call me tomorrow? 861 01:04:27,596 --> 01:04:28,756 Promise? 862 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,326 -l had a great time. -Yeah. 863 01:04:33,769 --> 01:04:35,464 Really. 864 01:04:52,921 --> 01:04:54,946 Lyin' bastard, son of a bitch. 865 01:04:54,990 --> 01:04:56,924 That scumbag piece of shit. 866 01:04:56,959 --> 01:04:58,722 Good evening, Mr. Fimple. 867 01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,227 Fuck you. 868 01:05:08,737 --> 01:05:11,433 Hi, Ton. lt's Debbie. You gotta help me. 869 01:05:11,473 --> 01:05:12,770 lt's Michael's birthday Saturday... 870 01:05:12,808 --> 01:05:14,469 and l wanna give him a party. 871 01:05:14,509 --> 01:05:17,501 Your parents are still out of town, aren't they? 872 01:05:17,546 --> 01:05:20,572 Well, l was wondering if we could have it at your house. 873 01:05:20,616 --> 01:05:23,176 lt won't be a big one, and l will take care of everything. 874 01:05:23,218 --> 01:05:24,776 -l promise you. -No. 875 01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:26,947 Oh, Toni, please? 876 01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:30,117 You know l can't have it here. You know how my dad is. 877 01:05:30,158 --> 01:05:31,955 Plus they're having bridge club that night. 878 01:05:31,994 --> 01:05:34,224 Debbie, l can't. l promised my parents. 879 01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:37,061 Oh, please, Toni? Please, please, please? 880 01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:38,726 You won't even have to give him a present. 881 01:05:38,767 --> 01:05:40,598 Your house will be the present. 882 01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:44,766 He's taking me out tonight, and l want to be able to tell him. 883 01:05:44,806 --> 01:05:48,105 Oh, you gotta say yes. l'm in love. 884 01:05:48,143 --> 01:05:50,338 Oh, please? 885 01:05:50,379 --> 01:05:52,142 Oh, all right. 886 01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:53,442 Thanks, Ton. 887 01:06:06,795 --> 01:06:08,524 You look great. 888 01:06:08,563 --> 01:06:09,962 l hope so. 889 01:06:13,302 --> 01:06:16,271 l cannot believe how much money l spent shopping today. 890 01:06:16,305 --> 01:06:18,273 l saw this great movie last night. 891 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:20,775 l must've gone to every single store in the city. 892 01:06:20,809 --> 01:06:22,606 l must've walked at least ten miles. 893 01:06:22,644 --> 01:06:24,805 And then l found the most darling boutique... 894 01:06:24,846 --> 01:06:26,370 you've ever seen in your life. 895 01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:27,973 Actually, that's where l got these gloves. 896 01:06:28,016 --> 01:06:30,280 But they had the most darling accessories... 897 01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:32,787 and jewelry you would die for. 898 01:06:32,821 --> 01:06:35,119 These earrings l saw came down to about here... 899 01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:38,126 with rhinestones and pearls. l should've gotten them. 900 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,129 l think l'll go back for them. But then l went to l. Magnin's. 901 01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:43,222 l mean, they have absolutely everything... 902 01:06:43,265 --> 01:06:46,894 and l bought the greatest dress. God, it is so beautiful. 903 01:06:46,935 --> 01:06:48,903 lt's got all this taffeta with little pleats. 904 01:06:48,937 --> 01:06:52,031 Comes down to right about here. The shoes were the killer. 905 01:06:52,074 --> 01:06:54,235 Took me forever to find a pair that would go with it. 906 01:06:54,276 --> 01:06:56,744 l went to Capezio's, Jourdan's, Bullocks... 907 01:06:56,778 --> 01:06:59,110 and then l finally found these at Henshaws... 908 01:06:59,147 --> 01:07:00,739 and they go with everything, just about. 909 01:07:00,782 --> 01:07:03,546 Those are great. And l love that top. 910 01:07:03,585 --> 01:07:06,247 Oh, this old thing? l got this weeks ago. 911 01:07:06,288 --> 01:07:08,756 Boy, was that a day. Unbelievable. 912 01:07:08,790 --> 01:07:11,918 Must've walked fifteen miles that day. 913 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:13,393 There's a lot more to shopping... 914 01:07:13,428 --> 01:07:15,794 than just going out and buying stuff. 915 01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:19,824 l mean, not only do you have to know where to go... 916 01:07:19,868 --> 01:07:21,460 but you have to know when to go. 917 01:07:21,503 --> 01:07:24,063 Day after Christmas is the best day of the whole year. 918 01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:25,266 And that's when you get all the best deals. 919 01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:28,936 You can get a whole new wardrobe for half price. 920 01:07:28,977 --> 01:07:31,241 Last year, l--who is it? 921 01:07:33,882 --> 01:07:36,407 Now, take Toni, for instance. 922 01:07:36,451 --> 01:07:38,510 l like Toni a lot. Don't get me wrong. 923 01:07:38,553 --> 01:07:41,215 She does not know the first thing about clothes. 924 01:07:41,256 --> 01:07:43,224 l mean, she could be so much more attractive... 925 01:07:43,258 --> 01:07:46,716 if she just paid a little more attention to what she wore. 926 01:07:46,762 --> 01:07:49,094 Boy, l am so hungry. 927 01:07:49,131 --> 01:07:50,928 l must've walked twenty miles today. 928 01:07:50,966 --> 01:07:53,958 Well, they say food is a substitute for a lack of sex. 929 01:07:56,605 --> 01:07:58,368 Did you see "Doctor Zhivago" last night? 930 01:07:58,407 --> 01:07:59,897 Yeah! That was the movie l saw. 931 01:07:59,941 --> 01:08:01,568 l loved the part where Rod Steiger-- 932 01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:02,872 lt was the best ever. 933 01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:06,074 l mean, Julie Christie's clothes are un-- 934 01:08:06,114 --> 01:08:08,480 Fuck! Shit! Goddamn it! 935 01:08:08,517 --> 01:08:10,644 Fucking shit! These are my brand-new pants... 936 01:08:10,685 --> 01:08:13,381 and l cannot fucking believe l did this! 937 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,185 Fucking shit! 938 01:08:15,223 --> 01:08:17,282 l have to go to the bathroom. Would you get me some club soda? 939 01:08:17,325 --> 01:08:20,260 Excuse me! Fucking shit! 940 01:08:20,295 --> 01:08:21,489 Damn it! 941 01:08:27,302 --> 01:08:30,430 Can l have some club soda, please? 942 01:08:30,472 --> 01:08:32,599 -Anything else? -No. 943 01:08:32,641 --> 01:08:34,074 What'd you do to Debbie? 944 01:08:34,109 --> 01:08:36,009 She spilled something on her pants. 945 01:08:36,044 --> 01:08:38,012 -Tragedy. -No kidding. 946 01:08:38,046 --> 01:08:39,775 Fifty cents. 947 01:08:44,686 --> 01:08:46,654 Aw, that little shit! 948 01:08:46,688 --> 01:08:49,748 Toni, can l borrow some money, please? 949 01:08:49,791 --> 01:08:51,019 Sure. 950 01:08:54,062 --> 01:08:56,428 Thanks. l'll pay you back. l promise. 951 01:08:56,465 --> 01:08:57,625 Forget it. 952 01:08:59,534 --> 01:09:01,525 l'll see you Saturday. 953 01:09:08,710 --> 01:09:10,678 Hi. Excuse me. Could you do me a favor? 954 01:09:10,712 --> 01:09:13,681 Did you see a girl go in there with a stain on her pants? 955 01:09:13,715 --> 01:09:16,946 Where's the Goddamned club soda? 956 01:09:26,728 --> 01:09:28,696 l'm sorry, Michael. 957 01:09:28,730 --> 01:09:30,698 l guess l wasn't much fun tonight. 958 01:09:30,732 --> 01:09:32,723 No, it's OK. l had a lot of fun. 959 01:09:34,236 --> 01:09:36,727 l'll make it up to you on your birthday. 960 01:09:39,741 --> 01:09:41,174 l promise. 961 01:10:09,070 --> 01:10:11,129 You're probably asking yourself right now... 962 01:10:11,173 --> 01:10:13,232 why your younger and much smaller brother... 963 01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:14,401 is apparently borrowing money from you. 964 01:10:14,442 --> 01:10:16,239 You little shit! 965 01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:18,246 But, Mike! Mike, don't do it! 966 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,407 -Mike! Mom ! -Give me the money. 967 01:10:20,448 --> 01:10:22,575 Here. Take it. What are you gonna do? 968 01:10:22,617 --> 01:10:25,381 Not in mom's rosebushes! 969 01:11:08,230 --> 01:11:10,721 -Hello. -Hello, Liz. 970 01:11:10,765 --> 01:11:13,734 lt's--it's George. Can you talk? 971 01:11:13,768 --> 01:11:15,235 l can talk. 972 01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:19,263 Oh, God, your voice sounds so beautiful over the phone. 973 01:11:21,276 --> 01:11:23,744 l've been thinking about you all week, too. 974 01:11:23,778 --> 01:11:27,077 Well, me, too, George. 975 01:11:27,115 --> 01:11:28,582 But, l just--look, Liz... 976 01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,448 l just don't know how it's gonna work. 977 01:11:30,485 --> 01:11:33,750 l mean, l just don't know how it's gonna work. 978 01:11:33,788 --> 01:11:37,246 lt can't. lt can't. l like Connie too much. 979 01:11:37,292 --> 01:11:38,759 God, and l like Lou. 980 01:11:38,793 --> 01:11:41,523 And we're just not these kind of people, George. 981 01:11:41,563 --> 01:11:44,760 Oh, God. l know. Jesus. Sometimes l wish we were. 982 01:11:44,799 --> 01:11:46,767 l know. l know. 983 01:11:46,801 --> 01:11:48,792 So... 984 01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:52,463 So that's it then. 985 01:11:52,507 --> 01:11:55,442 We're doing the right thing, George. 986 01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:57,536 Yeah, yeah. l know. l know we are. 987 01:11:57,579 --> 01:11:59,979 Well, then l'll... 988 01:12:02,150 --> 01:12:04,778 l'll see you around sometime. 989 01:12:06,321 --> 01:12:08,016 l'll see you Saturday. 990 01:12:08,056 --> 01:12:11,856 Goddamn! OK, Liz, if you're willing to take a chance... 991 01:12:11,893 --> 01:12:13,121 so am l. Goddamn it! 992 01:12:13,161 --> 01:12:15,857 l'll meet you Saturday any place, any time. 993 01:12:15,897 --> 01:12:17,728 No, George! lt's bridge club Saturday. 994 01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:20,291 You and Connie are coming to our house. 995 01:12:22,837 --> 01:12:24,998 Holy shit. 996 01:12:26,107 --> 01:12:27,802 Bridge--bridge club? 997 01:12:27,842 --> 01:12:31,801 lt's OK. lt's OK, George. We didn't do anything. 998 01:12:31,846 --> 01:12:33,336 Well... 999 01:12:35,850 --> 01:12:37,841 Saturday. See you then. 1000 01:12:51,132 --> 01:12:52,929 Lieutenant Fimple, vice. 1001 01:12:52,967 --> 01:12:54,662 l can't go through with it, Lou. 1002 01:12:56,304 --> 01:12:57,771 Neither can l, Con. 1003 01:12:57,806 --> 01:13:01,367 We're just not like them. l've given it a lot of thought. 1004 01:13:01,409 --> 01:13:03,274 Something inside me keeps saying... 1005 01:13:03,311 --> 01:13:05,279 "Hey, Fimple, what the hell you think you're doing? 1006 01:13:05,313 --> 01:13:07,008 "You got a wife and kid. You're a detective. 1007 01:13:07,048 --> 01:13:08,276 "lsn't that supposed to mean something?" 1008 01:13:08,316 --> 01:13:10,147 Sure it does, but that doesn't mean... 1009 01:13:10,185 --> 01:13:12,016 l don't think you're an attractive woman, Connie. 1010 01:13:12,053 --> 01:13:14,112 You are. A damn attractive woman. 1011 01:13:14,155 --> 01:13:16,123 lf this thing inside me weren't saying what it was saying... 1012 01:13:16,157 --> 01:13:17,454 l'd be saying something else right now. 1013 01:13:17,492 --> 01:13:20,859 Lou, shut up. l'm talking about Saturday night. 1014 01:13:20,895 --> 01:13:24,023 OK, fuck 'em. They're doing it to us, we'll do it to them. 1015 01:13:24,065 --> 01:13:26,124 Saturday's fine by me. Where do you wanna meet? 1016 01:13:26,167 --> 01:13:27,794 Lou, l'm talking about bridge club! 1017 01:13:27,836 --> 01:13:30,532 Bridge club is Saturday night! We're having it at your house! 1018 01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,506 You and me, him and her, all together... 1019 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:35,065 at the same house at the same time! 1020 01:13:35,110 --> 01:13:39,103 Bridge club. Right. That'd be the perfect time... 1021 01:13:39,147 --> 01:13:42,048 to blow this whole thing wide open. 1022 01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:57,098 Having a good time? 1023 01:13:57,132 --> 01:13:58,599 Yeah, it's great. 1024 01:13:58,633 --> 01:14:00,897 You can't imagine how much work it is... 1025 01:14:00,935 --> 01:14:03,267 putting one of these things together. 1026 01:14:03,304 --> 01:14:05,636 l really appreciate it. 1027 01:14:05,673 --> 01:14:08,301 You know, Toni, this whole thing's kinda weird. 1028 01:14:08,343 --> 01:14:10,777 You know, Debbie and Michael going out. 1029 01:14:10,812 --> 01:14:14,270 She's always going out with these guys from college. 1030 01:14:14,315 --> 01:14:15,976 Now she's throwing him this big party... 1031 01:14:16,017 --> 01:14:18,952 and, you know, for a present, l heard she's gonna... 1032 01:14:18,987 --> 01:14:20,784 Oh, boy. 1033 01:14:20,822 --> 01:14:22,414 She's gonna what? 1034 01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:25,790 What's she gonna give Michael? 1035 01:14:25,827 --> 01:14:29,456 Look, if l tell you, you gotta promise not to tell anybody. 1036 01:14:29,497 --> 01:14:31,124 Oh, l don't care. Forget it. 1037 01:14:31,166 --> 01:14:33,794 All right, l'll go ahead and tell you. 1038 01:14:33,835 --> 01:14:36,303 Later tonight, she's gonna... 1039 01:14:36,337 --> 01:14:38,305 Well, they're gonna do it. 1040 01:14:38,339 --> 01:14:41,103 She's gonna go all the way with him. Some present, huh? 1041 01:14:50,285 --> 01:14:53,618 Wow. Wish it was my birthday. 1042 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:54,815 All right! 1043 01:14:59,794 --> 01:15:01,591 Make a wish. 1044 01:15:04,799 --> 01:15:06,130 All right! 1045 01:15:07,368 --> 01:15:08,858 Speech! Speech! 1046 01:15:08,903 --> 01:15:10,803 Speech for Michael. 1047 01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:11,999 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 1048 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,133 l'd just like to thank Mr. Quincy Jones. 1049 01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:39,389 That is what l call having your cake and eating it, too. 1050 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,308 Ha! We win, you lose. 1051 01:15:48,343 --> 01:15:52,336 OK, winners move up, losers move down. 1052 01:16:09,197 --> 01:16:12,064 Well, here we all are. 1053 01:16:13,701 --> 01:16:15,828 Uh, at the winner's table. 1054 01:16:15,870 --> 01:16:17,804 l guess we're all doing pretty well tonight. 1055 01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:21,702 Yeah, l guess so. 1056 01:16:45,433 --> 01:16:48,925 Elizabeth, you've really outdone yourself on the affairs. 1057 01:16:50,371 --> 01:16:52,430 On the hors d'oeuvres! 1058 01:16:54,876 --> 01:16:56,173 You lying piece of shit! 1059 01:16:56,210 --> 01:16:58,542 What'd l say? Wait a minute! l said hors d'oeuvres! 1060 01:16:58,580 --> 01:17:00,844 -You said affairs! -Lou, for God's sake! 1061 01:17:00,882 --> 01:17:02,110 l meant hors d'oeuvres! 1062 01:17:02,150 --> 01:17:04,482 Oh, yeah? lt isn't what you said! 1063 01:17:08,356 --> 01:17:10,381 l don't know what l said! l was being polite! 1064 01:17:10,425 --> 01:17:12,950 Polite? l'll show you polite! 1065 01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:24,203 All right! Break it up! 1066 01:17:33,348 --> 01:17:35,316 Stop it, Lou! 1067 01:17:45,593 --> 01:17:49,586 Can you imagine what they are doing right now? 1068 01:17:52,266 --> 01:17:54,097 Unbelievable. 1069 01:18:00,775 --> 01:18:02,709 Now, Michael. 1070 01:18:02,744 --> 01:18:04,769 Now. 1071 01:18:05,780 --> 01:18:08,248 -Ow! -What's the matter? 1072 01:18:08,282 --> 01:18:09,476 Nothing. 1073 01:18:11,586 --> 01:18:13,019 Move down a bit. 1074 01:18:18,793 --> 01:18:20,761 -Debbie, what's wrong? -lt hurts. 1075 01:18:20,795 --> 01:18:22,786 -What do you want me to do? -Do it right. 1076 01:18:22,830 --> 01:18:25,264 l thought l was. 1077 01:18:25,299 --> 01:18:28,291 Here. Try again. 1078 01:18:33,474 --> 01:18:36,910 -This isn't gonna work. -Yes, it is. 1079 01:18:36,944 --> 01:18:39,344 -Try it again. -l don't want to. 1080 01:18:46,387 --> 01:18:48,685 What are our friends gonna think if we don't do it? 1081 01:18:48,723 --> 01:18:50,714 l don't give a shit what they think. 1082 01:18:50,758 --> 01:18:54,751 Well, l do. l told a lot of people about this. 1083 01:19:02,937 --> 01:19:05,337 Michael, when you get down there... 1084 01:19:05,373 --> 01:19:07,807 you act like it was the best experience you've ever had. 1085 01:19:07,842 --> 01:19:11,744 l don't want anyone to know about this...ever. 1086 01:19:16,417 --> 01:19:19,944 -Hey, guys, look who's back. -Whoa. Wait a sec. 1087 01:19:21,522 --> 01:19:23,649 Thank you all for making Michael's birthday... 1088 01:19:23,691 --> 01:19:25,420 such a fabulous success. 1089 01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:26,620 No problem. 1090 01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:31,958 Thanks, Toni. 1091 01:20:02,663 --> 01:20:04,187 Don't tell me what we did! 1092 01:20:04,232 --> 01:20:06,792 l know what we did, and we didn't do anything! 1093 01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:09,132 Don't tell me what you didn't do because l know! 1094 01:20:09,170 --> 01:20:10,831 Oh, l suppose you were there? 1095 01:20:10,872 --> 01:20:12,533 As a matter of fact, l was! 1096 01:20:12,573 --> 01:20:16,065 What are you talking about? What do you mean you were there? 1097 01:20:16,110 --> 01:20:19,238 Since when did you start spying on people? 1098 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:22,772 Since always! lt's my job! l'm a cop! 1099 01:20:29,157 --> 01:20:32,126 -No, l don't wanna hear it! -But l didn't-- 1100 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:33,457 l don't wanna talk about it! 1101 01:20:33,494 --> 01:20:36,156 That is a great idea, because there's nothing to talk about! 1102 01:20:36,197 --> 01:20:38,165 That's right! There's nothing more to talk about! 1103 01:20:38,199 --> 01:20:40,667 -l want a divorce! -What? Damn you. 1104 01:20:40,701 --> 01:20:42,464 You're out of control now. You've lost your mind. 1105 01:20:42,503 --> 01:20:45,233 l can't believe you're doing this to me. After 20 years-- 1106 01:20:45,273 --> 01:20:47,036 Goddamn it! l didn't do anything to you! 1107 01:20:47,074 --> 01:20:48,507 How many times do l have to say that? 1108 01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:50,477 Until you find somebody dumb enough to believe it! 1109 01:20:50,511 --> 01:20:53,275 Damn it, l'm telling you the truth. Nothing happened. 1110 01:20:53,314 --> 01:20:54,781 Oh, nothing. 1111 01:20:54,816 --> 01:20:57,785 "When l look at you, l can't take my eyes off you." 1112 01:20:57,819 --> 01:20:59,286 l don't call that nothing. 1113 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:03,780 "l long to have your arms around me and feel your body." 1114 01:21:03,825 --> 01:21:05,520 Look, l didn't write that letter. 1115 01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:08,290 Jesus christ, Mom ! What are you doing with my letter? 1116 01:21:08,329 --> 01:21:09,626 l can't believe this! 1117 01:21:09,664 --> 01:21:12,792 Doesn't anybody have any privacy around here anymore? 1118 01:21:12,834 --> 01:21:13,960 Your letter? 1119 01:21:14,001 --> 01:21:16,799 l got it on the last day of school. ls that OKwith you? 1120 01:21:16,838 --> 01:21:18,806 Can you stay out of my stuff? 1121 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,000 l can't believe this! 1122 01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,838 You can't even trust your own parents anymore. 1123 01:21:21,876 --> 01:21:23,605 l'm gonna get a guard dog and a bazooka. 1124 01:21:23,644 --> 01:21:27,239 This is just wonderful. Perfect ending to a perfect day. 1125 01:21:28,516 --> 01:21:30,245 You know, some people still believe in love! 1126 01:21:30,284 --> 01:21:31,876 Some people still believe in marriage! 1127 01:21:31,919 --> 01:21:34,319 And some people still believe in trust! 1128 01:21:34,355 --> 01:21:35,822 Ha! That's a laugh! 1129 01:21:35,857 --> 01:21:37,586 How could you say that after what you've done? 1130 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,217 l'll never trust you again! 1131 01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:41,251 What are you talking about? 1132 01:21:41,295 --> 01:21:43,263 Nothing happened! Will you listen to me? 1133 01:21:43,297 --> 01:21:46,266 This is what l'm talking about! 1134 01:21:46,300 --> 01:21:48,029 "lf for just one brief moment... 1135 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:50,264 "l could feel your lips against mine... 1136 01:21:50,304 --> 01:21:51,771 "l would die a happy man." 1137 01:21:51,806 --> 01:21:53,273 You call this nothing? 1138 01:21:53,307 --> 01:21:56,276 Daddy, that's my letter! How could you? 1139 01:21:56,310 --> 01:21:57,777 Your letter? 1140 01:21:57,812 --> 01:22:02,511 Michael wrote this letter to me! How could you read it? 1141 01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:06,646 l will never forgive you for this. Never! 1142 01:22:15,663 --> 01:22:17,153 Aw, honey. 1143 01:23:28,736 --> 01:23:30,670 What are you doing here? 1144 01:23:30,705 --> 01:23:32,696 Are you busy? 1145 01:23:32,740 --> 01:23:35,072 The party's over, Michael. 1146 01:23:35,109 --> 01:23:37,407 Well, can l come in for a while? 1147 01:23:37,445 --> 01:23:38,912 Why? What's wrong? 1148 01:23:38,946 --> 01:23:40,436 Debbie and l. 1149 01:23:42,683 --> 01:23:46,983 l don't know. l think l made a big mistake. 1150 01:23:47,021 --> 01:23:50,081 Well, you know, as fascinating as that subject is to me... 1151 01:23:50,124 --> 01:23:51,523 it's late, and l want to go to bed. 1152 01:23:51,559 --> 01:23:54,426 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1153 01:23:54,462 --> 01:23:56,225 What are you so upset about? 1154 01:23:58,032 --> 01:23:59,863 Oh, nothing much. 1155 01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:04,501 See, l gave this party tonight for a friend... 1156 01:24:04,538 --> 01:24:06,665 only there was this big highlight to the evening... 1157 01:24:06,707 --> 01:24:08,675 and l didn't know what it was. 1158 01:24:08,709 --> 01:24:11,769 But what it turns out to be is a couple of friends... 1159 01:24:11,812 --> 01:24:13,712 screwing in my parents' bedroom ! 1160 01:24:13,748 --> 01:24:15,443 Well, the next time you're gonna do something like this... 1161 01:24:15,483 --> 01:24:18,748 do you mind telling me first? l don't like being used! 1162 01:24:18,786 --> 01:24:20,913 Toni, l didn't know that was gonna happen. 1163 01:24:20,955 --> 01:24:24,413 -Well, everybody else did. -Well, not much happened. 1164 01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:26,187 Yeah. Not much. 1165 01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:28,024 Nothing happened, OK? Nothing happened. 1166 01:24:28,062 --> 01:24:30,053 Well, then what were you doing up there? 1167 01:24:30,097 --> 01:24:31,530 Look, it didn't happen! 1168 01:24:33,601 --> 01:24:35,592 l'm not supposed to tell anybody this... 1169 01:24:35,636 --> 01:24:37,035 because she wants everybody to think... 1170 01:24:37,071 --> 01:24:39,972 that we had this wonderful experience. 1171 01:24:40,007 --> 01:24:43,465 But that's not even what l came here for. 1172 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:46,036 Well, am l supposed to guess? 1173 01:24:49,183 --> 01:24:51,413 Would you go out with me sometime? 1174 01:24:51,452 --> 01:24:53,283 What? 1175 01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:56,756 l think we ought to go on a real date. 1176 01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:59,760 You and me, together. 1177 01:24:59,794 --> 01:25:01,591 What the hell happened to Debbie? 1178 01:25:01,629 --> 01:25:02,960 l don't know what the hell happened to Debbie! 1179 01:25:02,997 --> 01:25:05,591 l don't know. 1180 01:25:05,633 --> 01:25:08,534 lt just wasn't what l thought it was supposed to be. 1181 01:25:10,805 --> 01:25:13,774 l expected her to be like... 1182 01:25:13,808 --> 01:25:15,639 you. 1183 01:25:15,676 --> 01:25:18,144 You know, when we have a good time together. 1184 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:23,007 That's what l expected, but it wasn't like that. 1185 01:25:23,050 --> 01:25:25,143 All right, so she's the most beautiful girl in school. 1186 01:25:25,186 --> 01:25:27,381 For all l know, she's the most beautiful girl in the world. 1187 01:25:29,490 --> 01:25:31,651 But you can only look for so long. 1188 01:25:31,692 --> 01:25:33,091 'Cause when you start listening... 1189 01:25:33,127 --> 01:25:35,652 man, all the lights are on, but nobody's home. 1190 01:25:38,265 --> 01:25:40,756 Toni, you and l have been friends for a long time. 1191 01:25:43,604 --> 01:25:46,471 And l like being with you more than with anybody else. 1192 01:25:48,109 --> 01:25:51,704 You probably don't even feel like that towards me. 1193 01:25:51,745 --> 01:25:53,235 Look, maybe we're overlooking something here. 1194 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:55,339 Maybe we should go on a real date. 1195 01:25:55,382 --> 01:25:59,079 Just to see, you know? 1196 01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:01,145 What do you think? 1197 01:26:07,628 --> 01:26:10,995 l think you just won the asshole-of-the-year award. 1198 01:26:31,118 --> 01:26:32,380 Over on this side. 1199 01:26:55,910 --> 01:26:58,572 l just wanna know one thing, Michael. 1200 01:26:58,612 --> 01:27:01,046 Where's the man who wrote these letters? 1201 01:27:01,081 --> 01:27:04,016 Debbie, l'm sorry, but l gotta be honest with you. 1202 01:27:04,051 --> 01:27:05,382 l just, uh-- 1203 01:27:06,787 --> 01:27:08,084 Whose are these? 1204 01:27:08,122 --> 01:27:12,752 Oh, that's cruel, Michael. That's really cruel. 1205 01:27:12,793 --> 01:27:14,590 Where'd you get these? 1206 01:27:14,628 --> 01:27:16,425 From the man who l thought l loved. 1207 01:27:16,463 --> 01:27:17,589 l didn't write these. 1208 01:27:17,631 --> 01:27:18,928 These aren't the letters l wrote to you. 1209 01:27:18,966 --> 01:27:21,264 You're such an asshole! 1210 01:27:21,302 --> 01:27:23,270 When Steve gets a hold of you... 1211 01:27:23,304 --> 01:27:25,101 l would hate to be in your shoes. 1212 01:27:52,967 --> 01:27:54,730 Hello, is Toni there? This is Michael. 1213 01:27:54,768 --> 01:27:58,727 Oh, hi, Michael. Toni's outside helping her dad load the car. 1214 01:27:58,772 --> 01:28:00,239 l have to talk to her. 1215 01:28:00,274 --> 01:28:03,141 l'm sorry, Michael, but we're leaving in about two minutes. 1216 01:28:03,177 --> 01:28:04,735 You're leaving? You mean, Toni's leaving? 1217 01:28:04,778 --> 01:28:06,973 She's going on the School Afloat. 1218 01:28:07,014 --> 01:28:08,413 But wait a minute. l need to talk to her. 1219 01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:11,145 -l need to see her. -Her boat leaves in an hour. 1220 01:28:11,185 --> 01:28:13,153 She'll be gone for a year. 1221 01:28:13,187 --> 01:28:15,155 You'll have to write her a letter. 1222 01:28:15,189 --> 01:28:17,680 l'm sorry. They're honking for me, honey. Gotta run. 1223 01:28:43,250 --> 01:28:45,878 Oh, Toni, Michael just called to say good-bye. 1224 01:28:47,421 --> 01:28:48,752 Thanks. 1225 01:29:03,170 --> 01:29:05,400 Don't leave! Wait, Toni! 1226 01:29:08,442 --> 01:29:10,103 Toni, wait! 1227 01:29:14,281 --> 01:29:15,839 Wait a minute! 1228 01:29:22,122 --> 01:29:23,749 Shit. 1229 01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:25,520 Hey, come on. Hey, hey. 1230 01:29:25,559 --> 01:29:27,288 Hey, wait a minute! Give me a ride. 1231 01:29:27,328 --> 01:29:28,989 Come on, somebody give me a ride. 1232 01:29:37,237 --> 01:29:39,228 Hey, give me a ride! 1233 01:29:39,273 --> 01:29:40,535 Come on. 1234 01:29:48,749 --> 01:29:50,216 Oh, God, am l glad to see you. 1235 01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:51,842 Listen, you gotta get me to the harbor right away. 1236 01:29:51,885 --> 01:29:54,217 l've been looking for you, Mike. l'm gonna kick your ass. 1237 01:29:54,254 --> 01:29:55,482 No, wait a minute. Steve, you don't understand. 1238 01:29:55,522 --> 01:29:56,819 You can kick my ass later. l promise. 1239 01:29:56,857 --> 01:29:58,757 Debbie told me everything, you little prick. 1240 01:30:00,561 --> 01:30:01,789 You broke my nose! 1241 01:30:01,829 --> 01:30:02,955 Steve, l'm sorry. 1242 01:30:02,996 --> 01:30:05,226 You son of a bitch, you broke my nose! 1243 01:30:05,265 --> 01:30:07,028 Jesus. Are you all right? 1244 01:30:07,067 --> 01:30:08,534 l don't know. 1245 01:30:08,569 --> 01:30:11,629 You got to see a doctor. Shit! l gotta borrow your car. 1246 01:30:11,672 --> 01:30:13,731 Hey! Wait a minute! 1247 01:30:13,774 --> 01:30:15,742 Hey, where are you going? 1248 01:30:15,776 --> 01:30:17,937 Hey, what about my nose? 1249 01:31:30,017 --> 01:31:31,143 Excuse me! 1250 01:31:31,185 --> 01:31:34,951 Sir, excuse me. Could you tell me where School Afloat is? 1251 01:31:34,988 --> 01:31:36,387 School Afloat? 1252 01:31:39,993 --> 01:31:43,690 Go right down this road four or five lights... 1253 01:31:43,730 --> 01:31:47,427 and you turn left, and you go up, uh... 1254 01:31:47,468 --> 01:31:49,561 Where was it you said you wanted to go? 1255 01:32:05,252 --> 01:32:08,483 Excuse me, sir! Could you tell me where School Afloat is? 1256 01:32:20,467 --> 01:32:22,196 Don't forget to write, honey. 1257 01:32:53,700 --> 01:32:55,634 Toni, wait! Hey! 1258 01:33:01,975 --> 01:33:03,135 Wait! 1259 01:33:06,413 --> 01:33:08,438 Stop! 1260 01:33:08,482 --> 01:33:09,642 Wait! 1261 01:33:13,287 --> 01:33:15,482 l know you wrote the letters! 1262 01:33:15,522 --> 01:33:17,490 Michael, what? 1263 01:33:17,524 --> 01:33:19,754 The letters! l know you wrote 'em ! 1264 01:33:19,793 --> 01:33:22,694 Don't leave me! l love you! 1265 01:33:22,729 --> 01:33:24,253 What? 1266 01:33:24,298 --> 01:33:26,266 l love you! 1267 01:33:26,300 --> 01:33:28,860 Do you love me? 1268 01:33:28,902 --> 01:33:31,200 What difference does it make? 1269 01:33:31,238 --> 01:33:34,332 But do you love me? 1270 01:33:34,374 --> 01:33:37,775 Yes! Does that make you feel any better? 92874