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ARCHY:
People ask a question.
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What's a RocknRolla?
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And I tell them it's not about drums,
drugs and hospital drips.
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Oh, no.
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There's more there than that, my friend.
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We all like a bit of the good life.
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Some, the money.
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Some, the drugs.
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Others the sex game,
the glamour or the fame.
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But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.
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Why?
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Because a real RocknRolla
wants the fucking lot.
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My name '3 Arch y,
formerly known as Archibald.
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I work for a man called Lenny Cole.
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And Lenny Cole has the keys
to the back door of this booming city.
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Let me give you an example
of how Lenny works his magic.
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Two years ago,
this property cost 1 million pounds.
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Today, it costs 5 million.
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How did this happen?
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Attractive tax opportunities
for foreign investment...
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...restrictive building consent
and massive hedge-fund bonuses.
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London, my good man...
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...is fast becoming the financial
and cultural capital of the world.
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London is on the rise.
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Property value has gone one way: up.
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And this has left the natives struggling
to keep a foothold in the property ladder.
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I can't teach you how to skin a cat...
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...but I can tell you a lot
about the money in bricks and mortar.
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Like he said, it's going one way.
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You need to see a lawyer.
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We do need to see a lawyer.
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Well, it looks like a great deal.
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These are the plans.
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It'll cost 10,
and it'll be worth 20 with planning.
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But, first, you gotta give
the Councillor a drink.
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LAWYER [ON PHONE]: Same deal as before.
I'll tell them they've got the planning.
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Thank you, Councillor.
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You'll get the planning.
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Take care of the Councillor,
and it'll move like shit through a goose.
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We need help.
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Lenny Cole.
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Dog number one.
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Bet he moves fast
and likes bricks and mortar.
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LENNY: I do move fast,
and I love bricks and mortar.
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Property's always a safe bet...
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...but you gotta know what you're doing,
this ain't soft money.
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ARCHY: Because of these boys'
criminal records...
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...the bank won't lend them
the money they need.
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Enter Mr. Lenny Cole...
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...London's money-loaning
and fast-moving property magician.
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Don't let me down, boys.
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Come on, give me your hand.
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And this is where he waves
his black magic wand.
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Can't talk now,
but there's been a problem.
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I can't get you the planning.
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Sorry, boys, can't get the planning.
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Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise.
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Because they don't wanna owe Lenny.
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He can't get the planning.
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That's right, sweetheart.
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Can't get the planning?
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You've been fucked.
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What do you mean
you can't get the fucking planning?
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You owe me.
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Right, I get the building,
you lose your share...
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...and I'm still out of pocket
two large ones.
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Find it.
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ARCHY: They know they'll have to pay Lenny
before the month is out.
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Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life
very, very uncomfortable.
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We better find it.
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What they don't know
is that Lenny controls the councilors...
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...the judges and the lawyers.
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No planning permission will be given
until Lenny wants it.
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And now that he owns the building,
he wants the permission.
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Hello, Councillor?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I hear you got that car
you wanted.
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You're very generous, Len.
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Right, now, sort that planning out,
will you?
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- Sorted, Lenny.
- Good.
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What's wrong with you, Archy?
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Was that not a bit strong, Len?
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They come from the same place as you.
You're gonna clean them out.
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The same place as me?
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Do I look like a fucking immigrant?
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No one gave me a leg up.
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They need a little bit of fear,
otherwise, they'll come up against me.
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They need a little lesson, don't they?
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And that is an example
of how Lenny works.
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Now, today is Lenny's big day.
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He's hit the big time...
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...because a new Russian billionaire
desires Lenny's property contacts.
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He wants planning permission
where the law won't allow.
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Lenny Cole is here.
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Lenny will come through...
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...but he will rape that Russian
for every ruble he can get.
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Nice to see you, Uri.
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Good. Come and take a seat.
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Excuse me if I am hasty,
but I have a busy day.
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- Oh, that's all right.
- Sit.
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I can see we are very much alike,
you and I, Lenny.
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We like to get things done.
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What's it going to cost me?
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First, let me make it clear exactly
how we can help you benefit from this deal.
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Without me,
you'd be waiting five to 10 years...
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...before you got permission
to erect your arena.
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Secondly, with British law
as it so stands--
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Lenny, how much?
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Seven million euros.
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I expect the guarantee that I have consent
within six months and no red tape.
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Oh, you got it.
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Consider it done.
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- Drink?
- Yeah.
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That's a nice painting, Uri.
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It's got depth, you know.
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That picture has brought me nothing
but luck, Lenny.
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It's my lucky picture.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You like?
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Yeah.
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Take it for a while.
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Maybe it will give you luck.
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Oh, no, Uri, I-- You know, I couldn't.
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We are partners now, I insist.
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I will get it sent around to your house.
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You can give it back to me
when our deal's finalized.
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Hm?
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Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.
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Whiskey is the new vodka.
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You're not joining me?
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I don't drink.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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[LENNY GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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- You all right, Len?
- Yeah.
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Because you're looking a bit pink.
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Get us some water
and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo?
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Right away, Len.
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He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.
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Look, stop messing about,
just give me the bottle.
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Sorry, Len.
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How is the billionaires club?
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Well, I tell you what, this Communism
didn't slow him down, did it?
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I'll tell you what, Arch.
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We've hit the big time here.
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Well, what's wrong?
Where's the famous Archy smile?
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You gotta watch yourself with this lot.
I mean, times are changing.
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- They ain't no respecters of the old school.
- Oh, bollocks.
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There's no school like the old school,
and I'm the fucking headmaster.
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That's why he come to me.
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Got it?
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Yeah, got it.
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You think you should have lent him
your lucky picture?
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It makes the peasant feel royal.
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Don't spoil it,
we need him at the moment.
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I want that consent.
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Call the accountant
and get her to clear the money.
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If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones
to grease Lenny's contacts...
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...he's gonna need it in cash.
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And for that,
he needs his personal accountant.
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Meet the very gifted
and the financially creative Stella.
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You know why you get deals?
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Because those sad, fat, old men like it
when you swear at them.
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They shake like cocktails
and sweat like Semtex...
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...when you raise that posh, little voice.
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You, my love, are a rare commodity.
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Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile.
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I don't feel like smiling.
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I'm a 30-year-old accountant
married to a homosexual lawyer.
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I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.
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For a marriage of convenience,
this can be quite inconvenient.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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URI [ON PHONE]:
Stella, we need to talk.
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Yes, she's right here.
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It's Omovich.
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You sure he isn't gay?
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But what the Russian doesn't know...
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...is that his accountant
has got bored of the safe life...
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...and is looking for excitement
in all the wrong places.
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Welcome to the Speeler.
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This hot little house of crime is home
to a particularly nefarious group...
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...of individuals known locally
as the Wild Bunch.
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There's no way you're gonna get a five,
understand, Bob?
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- They've got nothing on you, son.
- What are you talking about?
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Fred, they've got a grass.
They've got an informer.
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Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary.
Got more information than the Internet.
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COOKIE: All right, ladies.
FRED: Cookie, how you doing, son?
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Cookie, do you want in?
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I did promise the twins
I'd take them fishing, but fuck it.
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- Throw us in for a quick spin.
- Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word?
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No.
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Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while.
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Coming, dear.
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But in the world of crime,
there's always coincidence.
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And the very men she needs
to fuel her thrills...
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...are the very men
that owe Lenny two large ones.
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What's happening?
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You know that lady, the posh pup?
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The one that likes a bit of the rough life?
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The little dangerous accountant.
You haven't heard from her in a little while.
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- I know.
- Well?
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Well, she's offered us
a bit of work, right?
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But, I mean, like, proper work.
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[ONE TWO SIGHS]
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Now, normally, I would just turn her down,
but considering our current situation...
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Let's have a meet.
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I've got one just like that at home,
but with a little boy fishing.
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Is that what they call humor
where you come from?
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Is that what they call art
where you come from?
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You are quite the entertainer,
Mr. One Two.
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And you're also late.
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Please, don't be late.
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I've got some work,
thought you might be interested.
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Go on.
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There are two accountants taking out
7 million euros from a bank I know.
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And it won't be protected.
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Twenty percent for me, as normal.
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The details are in here.
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Anything else?
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Yeah.
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I don't want this coming back to me,
so you could give them a black eye.
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It might help.
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Just a black eye, nothing more.
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Very well, Mrs. Baxter.
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A black eye it is, then.
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Nice shoes, by the way.
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Thank you.
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You'll be able to afford a pair of your own
in a couple of days.
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LENNY: "Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid,
is missing, presumed dead yesterday...
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...when he fell from the side of a yacht
thought to be owned...
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...by a prominent high-street
fashion magnate."
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Sorry, I don't know what to say.
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Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people
with him in his hot little crack pipe.
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We will never mention this again,
all right, Arch?
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Look, tell the Councillor
to stop fucking about...
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...with his little bat and balls
and send him inside.
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Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.
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Did you have lessons as a boy?
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Fancy a cool down?
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Bit of a chat with Lenny?
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- You know Jackie?
- No.
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No, Archy, please, don't say anything.
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Don't you worry about her.
She's a very good friend of mine.
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And a member.
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Oi, Jackie.
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You fancy a runaround
with the Councillor?
247
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,414
Only if he's wicked.
248
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,669
What does she mean by that?
249
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:59,256
What would you like her to mean by that,
Councillor?
250
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,259
[CHUCKLES]
251
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,886
Come on.
252
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,931
There we are, plans and papers.
253
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,643
When you're in bed with Len,
he likes to sweeten a cash deal.
254
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,103
Would you like a Cigar?
255
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:14,939
I don't mind if I do.
256
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:21,028
He wants you sitting in the front row
with a new car sitting in your driveway.
257
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:24,823
Len's skill lies in his ability
to know where your back needs scratching.
258
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,117
That's a nice lighter.
259
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:31,455
Eight grand they wanted for it,
the greedy toads.
260
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,165
And I paid it.
261
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,750
You know why?
262
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,669
Tell me, Lenny.
263
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,713
It's all about the details.
264
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,260
Is our little deal in there too?
265
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:45,886
Look at Lenny.
266
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,889
Fucking playing with himself,
he's so proud.
267
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,392
He only paid a hundred pounds
for that lighter...
268
00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:54,353
...he's making the Councillor sweat
like he stole it himself.
269
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,313
I wouldn't forget about that.
270
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,065
The important things first.
271
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:02,152
You got to hand it to Len,
because he ain't half a naughty bastard.
272
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,029
I'll leave that with you.
273
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:07,658
Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours
with a right rotten tart-
274
00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:09,660
Can't stay here chewing the fat all day.
275
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,537
Man's got a living to make.
276
00:15:11,704 --> 00:15:13,330
I'll phone you in tomorrow.
277
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,250
--And he'll be in there like swimwear.
278
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,168
Take care of him, Jackie.
279
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,171
Lenny, you forgot your lighter.
280
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:22,756
No, it can't be mine.
281
00:15:25,009 --> 00:15:26,260
It's got your name on it.
282
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:29,555
All right.
283
00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:32,266
Nothing's gonna stop Lenny
from his big Russian deal.
284
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,434
[LAUGHING]
285
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:36,020
Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.
286
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,022
It was a nice touch, wasn't it?
287
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,650
Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.
You give her another drink.
288
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,694
Yeah, you're right.
289
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,655
He wouldn't give me
his favorite painting, would he...
290
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,074
...if he didn't mean business?
291
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:54,622
Yeah, I've took it off the easel,
and I've put it on the wall.
292
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,457
Yeah, it looks mag--
293
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,125
Archy, I've been-- Fuck.
294
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,376
Oh, fuck.
295
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,128
Archy?
296
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,714
Archy, I've been robbed.
297
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,341
ARCHY [ON PHONE]:
What?
298
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,301
Hello?
299
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:09,928
I said, I've been robbed.
300
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,556
Yeah-- I don't know when.
301
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,724
It's the painting.
302
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:18,062
Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.
303
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:21,065
All right, loaned, for fuck's sake.
304
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,487
Archy, this is not good.
305
00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:28,906
That's his favorite painting.
306
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:31,909
His lucky painting.
307
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,119
Yeah, all right.
308
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:37,706
Come around here and bring the troops.
309
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,124
Yeah.
310
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,919
Oh, fuck it, this isn't what I want to hear.
311
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:45,172
When Lenny's wheels come off,
he's no good to anyone.
312
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,341
Now, he's gonna stick it
straight on my lap.
313
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:51,387
And Archy is gonna have to go to work.
314
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:54,932
Where was it, Len?
315
00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:03,065
Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark,
shall we, Bandy?
316
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:07,444
Archy, slap him, send him to school
because I can't take no more of this.
317
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:08,862
Now, you sort this out.
318
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:14,451
Get that painting back, bring me a body,
because I'm going to back to bed.
319
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:23,877
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question
like that again, you see Danny there?
320
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,087
He's gonna slap you.
321
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:28,424
I'm sorry, Arch.
I was just trying to use initiative.
322
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,342
Danny, slap him.
323
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,265
With the right, Danny, properly.
324
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:41,645
No, no, no, come on, do it properly
with the back of the right hand.
325
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:44,982
- What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
ARCHY: Slap him.
326
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,446
Oh, for fuck...
327
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,783
Like this.
328
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,995
Now, if you can master a slap like that...
329
00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:00,914
...there's no need for your clients
to hold back.
330
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,668
They will open up
like a fountain full of words.
331
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,796
No need for strong violence, no, no.
332
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:10,841
They're transported
back to their childhood.
333
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,676
Putty in your hands.
334
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,553
Ask Bandy.
335
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,972
Look, thinks he's back at school.
336
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,641
But he never went to school, Arch.
337
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,812
You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?
338
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:28,442
Now, if the slap don't work,
you cut them or you pay them...
339
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,278
...but keep your receipts
because this ain't the Mafia.
340
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:34,072
Now, get out there, look for the painting.
341
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,164
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
342
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,004
- Hello.
343
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,214
344
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,300
If you just put the bags in the car,
close the door, walk away.
345
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,678
Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told.
346
00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:00,307
Put the bags in the car,
walk away and keep smiling.
347
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,852
Sorry, is this a robbery?
348
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,688
Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off.
349
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,232
Thank you.
350
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,234
[MUMBLE CHUCKLES]
351
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,572
- Very good, Mr. One Two.
- Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles.
352
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,626
Yeah, give me the keys.
353
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,086
Thanks.
354
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,922
Yeah, very funny.
355
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,508
[CAR ALARM RINGING & HORN HONKING]
356
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,263
[ALARM STOPS RINGING]
357
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:45,936
Oi.
358
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:48,939
Where's reverse?
359
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:51,650
You have to lift up the knob
under the--
360
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:54,278
- Gear stick.
- Ah.
361
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,531
Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off.
362
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:21,138
I know an electrician
that could copy one of those for you.
363
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,601
Might take him
a couple of minutes, mind.
364
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,645
STELLA: Welcome to the nouveau riche,
Mr. One Two.
365
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,148
Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter.
366
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:33,567
Mm, très chic.
367
00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:41,366
It's a little bit heavier
than it looks on a calculator, isn't it?
368
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,953
I see you didn't think
much of the black eye.
369
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,705
I would like to have obliged.
370
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:50,584
But from a professional point of view,
just didn't seem natural.
371
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:54,671
- Mm.
- Until the next time?
372
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,508
Maybe.
373
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,690
URI: The development has been underway
for four years...
374
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,402
...and will be completed
within another two.
375
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,155
The area covers 12 acres...
376
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,367
...and it will become one
of London's premier residences.
377
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,455
Excuse me, gentlemen.
378
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,919
What is it?
379
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,296
[WHISPERING IN RUSSIAN]
380
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,735
Victor, Victor.
381
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,417
- Yo, Archy.
ARCHY [ON PHONE]: One Two.
382
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,252
Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch.
383
00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:16,503
What, you got all of it?
384
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:20,424
Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor,
so come get it before it melts my boots.
385
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,925
I'll come down to Speeler.
386
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,093
[BEEPING]
387
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,511
Hold on.
388
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,389
Gotta go, got another call. Len?
389
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:30,267
Archy, the Russian didn't come through
with the money.
390
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,602
Don't worry about that,
the Councillor can wait.
391
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,104
I got some good news for you.
392
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:37,107
One Two and Co. have
come through with the scratch.
393
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,651
- What, all of it?
- So they say.
394
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,361
Where'd they get that from, then?
395
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,613
No idea.
Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies.
396
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,074
Listen, all I gotta do now
is find your painting.
397
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:47,617
Yeah, well, make sure you do find it.
398
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,785
[BEEPING]
399
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,996
Oh, look, I've gotta go.
There's another call.
400
00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:52,164
Hello?
401
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,791
I have all my people waiting, Lenny.
You can't let me down.
402
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,794
It's a delay.
That's all, Councillor, just a delay.
403
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,464
Well, get back to me soon.
404
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,340
Yeah, of course.
405
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,385
Wanker.
406
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,931
GARY: I shook your hand, I've nicked your
rings. You didn't know that, did you?
407
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,684
Yes, that's right.
408
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:18,148
- I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give you 50.
ARCHY: Gary.
409
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,233
WOMAN:
See you.
410
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,526
GARY: Hello, Archy.
ARCHY: Hello.
411
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,320
Come over here.
412
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,281
Hello, Arch.
What brings you down here?
413
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,657
What do you want, tickets?
414
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,451
I want the Tank.
415
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:33,080
Right. Well, you won't see him
on the cobbles, not this time of night.
416
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:37,834
He don't like the cold, see?
He's at the end of that street there.
417
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,462
Tank runs
the biggest ticket-tout organization...
418
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:41,963
...in the West End of London.
419
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:45,592
He knows more about what moves
on the streets than the rats themselves.
420
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:50,013
Tank is a fortified world
of disgusting information.
421
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,766
ARCHY: A word.
- Hello, Arch, what are you doing here?
422
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,810
I need a word.
423
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,937
Don't stand out there
on the cobbles.
424
00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:58,146
Step into my world.
425
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,572
MAN [ON TV]: Well, perhaps the birds and the...
426
00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:09,658
TANK:
Great movie this, Arch.
427
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:11,701
They've had it redone.
428
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:15,038
Glorious picture.
429
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,708
And the sound, well, it's exquisite.
430
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,295
Could you turn it down a bit
so we could have a word?
431
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,880
Oh, where are my manners?
432
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,882
Sorry, Arch.
What do you want, tickets?
433
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:28,802
Don't want tickets.
I'm looking for a painting.
434
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:31,388
A classic painting,
been nicked out of Lenny's house.
435
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:35,267
You got more feet on the street than
coppers on the beat, so I want you to help.
436
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:39,229
I'll tell you what,
I'll leave you a little livener.
437
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:42,023
Here's a couple of large
to get some tongues wagging.
438
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,608
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
439
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,028
- Yeah.
MAN [ON INTERCOM]: Master, are you Fred?
440
00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:48,405
It is Fred.
441
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,866
ARCHY: For years,
there's been a well-hidden informer...
442
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:53,702
...that's sent us all down
at one point or another.
443
00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:57,664
And now Bob is looking
at a five-stretch due to this grass.
444
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:02,586
So, tell me, Handsome,
your mom can't be very happy.
445
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,546
Not with you getting a five-stretch.
446
00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:07,174
Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah?
447
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:10,677
I'm sorry, Bob.
You know I don't mean to offend.
448
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,138
But what makes the situation worse...
449
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:18,685
...is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat
is still lurking somewhere among us.
450
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,896
MALCOLM:
Evening, gentlemen.
451
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:24,107
Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely.
452
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:26,610
Who gives a fuck what you think?
453
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,737
Okay, gentlemen, let's go.
454
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:33,867
First, my colleague Paul
will be modeling the gray wolf.
455
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:37,454
I must apologize
for my assistant's handicaps.
456
00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:41,458
He has unusually long arms
and an alarmingly small neck.
457
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:43,919
I agree it doesn't seem
the right time of year...
458
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:47,714
...to be acquiring a coat
with such thermal efficiency.
459
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,507
It is the middle of fucking summer.
460
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:52,427
However,
Christmas is always around the corner.
461
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,262
Where did you get these junkies, eh?
462
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,014
What's this, a fucking double act?
463
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:59,267
Get on with it,
give us the price and then leave.
464
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:02,812
All in good time, gentlemen,
all in good time.
465
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,815
Next up,
we have a very much sought-after affair...
466
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:09,736
...seen in very, very glossy magazines.
467
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:14,908
Junkies, as any junkie will tell you,
are not to be trusted.
468
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:18,620
They take what doesn't belong to them,
not because they're thinking...
469
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,247
...but because they're junkies.
470
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,457
What? It's only fire.
471
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,960
Selling stolen fur coats
in the middle of summer...
472
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:27,671
...would not seem peculiar
to the average junkie mind.
473
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:32,175
The famous but rare black bear.
474
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,343
[WHISTLES]
475
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:36,346
Found in the dark mountains
of Siberian Calcutta.
476
00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,598
Get an eyeful of that stripe,
gentlemen, eh?
477
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:42,060
Oh, have a look,
it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it?
478
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:43,311
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
479
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:47,816
And all of this could be yours
for the staggeringly low...
480
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,484
- Yeah, hello.
ARCHY [ON INTERCOM]: It's Archy.
481
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,361
- Hello, Arch, come up.
- Open up.
482
00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:54,531
Come up, son.
Right, you two, out of here, live-o.
483
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,491
Come on, back door, fuck off.
484
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:59,035
The Wild Bunch have had to put
extra money on top...
485
00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:00,745
...to ignite Lenny's contacts.
486
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:03,540
And maybe, just maybe,
Lenny's magic wand...
487
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:07,877
...can make Bob's legal paperwork
mysteriously disappear.
488
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:09,587
You all right, Fred?
489
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,006
FRED:
Arch.
490
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:12,340
Mumbles.
491
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,050
MUMBLES:
Arch.
492
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:16,678
- Bob.
BOB: Yeah, Archy.
493
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,054
One Two.
494
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:19,723
Arch.
495
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,142
I see you brought
your biggest gorilla with you.
496
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,518
[MUMBLES SCOFFS]
497
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,812
That's very unkind.
498
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,732
You wanna be careful, One Two.
499
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,735
You don't wanna catch another cold,
do you?
500
00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:36,114
Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred.
501
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:37,324
Everything all right?
502
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,492
It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold.
503
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,077
Good.
504
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,999
So come on, where is it?
505
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,752
What, can't you smell it?
506
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:50,754
No, I can't.
507
00:27:58,261 --> 00:27:59,929
Look at that, we could make a team.
508
00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:02,307
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch?
509
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,310
Oh, by the way, this is for you.
510
00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:08,188
You buy yourself a new pair
of football boots or something.
511
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,856
Really?
512
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,817
You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you?
513
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:15,612
Good night, ladies.
514
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:22,410
URI: They say there are only two days
you enjoy a boat.
515
00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:25,914
The day you buy it
and the day you sell it.
516
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,958
According to my figures,
that sounds about right.
517
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,543
What are you gonna do?
518
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:32,462
Beauty is a cruel mistress.
519
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,381
I must remember that line.
520
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,049
Be my guest.
521
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,760
- Can I pour you a glass?
- No.
522
00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:40,053
Thank you.
523
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,305
You know, I like you.
524
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:45,475
I like the way you are.
525
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:49,479
Always thinking about business,
very professional.
526
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:53,233
Well, that's what you pay me to be,
isn't it?
527
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,068
Tell me about your husband.
528
00:28:57,487 --> 00:28:58,780
My husband is a lawyer.
529
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,949
I hear he's very good at what he does.
530
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,618
Maybe we can have some work for him.
531
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:07,997
Tell me, what do you do for fun?
532
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,254
Have I offended you in some way?
533
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,841
As you said, I'm a professional,
you're my employer.
534
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:21,177
So as long as it stays that way,
why would I be offended?
535
00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:26,474
You see, Victor?
This is what I am talking about.
536
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:29,018
This is what I like about this country.
537
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:30,353
They understand hierarchy.
538
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,023
You do your job, I do mine,
and everyone gets along.
539
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,693
Now, back to business.
540
00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:39,028
We have had security problems.
541
00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:41,489
And to cut a long story short...
542
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:45,702
...I need another 7 million euros
lost in the books.
543
00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:50,123
Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do.
544
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:52,125
I could certainly cover
some of that money...
545
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,334
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
546
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:56,129
...but even I can't hide 7 million
from the tax man.
547
00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,424
But if you are so good...
548
00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:01,342
You devil.
549
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:02,677
Let me think about it.
550
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,014
There are some options
I've tried to leave open.
551
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:09,767
Thank you.
552
00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:30,663
- Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
- What have I got to cheer up about?
553
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,957
I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10
tomorrow night.
554
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:37,504
Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay?
So tonight is takeoff time.
555
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:41,257
And we have got a party
planned for you, my man.
556
00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:44,344
We got a couple of grams of hurry up
and four Jack the Rippers.
557
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,221
We've got the Harris twins.
558
00:30:47,138 --> 00:30:50,683
Probably the most expensive escort girls
ever to have escorted.
559
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,602
Got the night off from the Russians...
560
00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:56,231
...and they have been greased down
just for the Bobski.
561
00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:04,572
- Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.
- It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just...
562
00:31:07,325 --> 00:31:08,368
What? It's just what?
563
00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:10,537
You wouldn't understand.
564
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,747
Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair.
565
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,749
I'd understand anything
coming from you.
566
00:31:17,627 --> 00:31:19,128
Would you?
567
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:21,756
Bob, you're my best mate.
568
00:31:26,177 --> 00:31:28,972
You see, I don't want the strippers,
One Two.
569
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,391
Okay.
570
00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,893
I want you.
571
00:31:34,477 --> 00:31:35,728
[CHUCKLES]
572
00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:43,361
[TIRES SCREECH]
573
00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:47,448
Dirty bastard.
574
00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:54,289
You dirty bastard.
575
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,294
Bob, I know all your girlfriends,
all of them.
576
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:02,005
I told you, you wouldn't understand.
577
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,757
What, I wouldn't understand
that you're a fucking homo?
578
00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:07,093
You're Handsome Bob.
579
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:10,680
You're Handsome Bob,
the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are.
580
00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:12,348
Do you hear me, Bob?
581
00:32:12,515 --> 00:32:15,768
I mean, I've had showers with you, man.
You've seen my fucking cock.
582
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,687
I should have just kept my mouth shut.
583
00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:19,939
Right, you should have kept
your mouth shut.
584
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,358
We should've just gone
and done the strippers...
585
00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:24,193
...like Handsome Bob would've done.
586
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,696
You should drown the cat
instead of letting it out.
587
00:32:26,863 --> 00:32:29,866
No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.
588
00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:50,720
I am so sorry.
589
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,058
Well, I'm sorry.
590
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:56,768
No, I'm sorry.
591
00:32:56,934 --> 00:32:59,020
- No, I'm sorry.
- No, no, I'm sorry.
592
00:32:59,187 --> 00:33:01,898
No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right?
593
00:33:02,065 --> 00:33:04,275
I went over the top a bit.
594
00:33:04,442 --> 00:33:07,070
And it was a bit
of a fucking surprise, Bob.
595
00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:09,530
It was a bit of a broadside.
596
00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:11,366
It's fine. It's fine.
597
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:17,121
Five years, you know.
598
00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:20,416
I don't know if I can handle it.
599
00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:28,549
I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.
600
00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:33,096
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with being a poof or being a gay...
601
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:37,100
...or whatever it is you call it,
I don't know.
602
00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:41,521
I mean, there's gonna be plenty
of your lot in there.
603
00:33:41,813 --> 00:33:43,773
You'll probably love it.
604
00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:47,944
Oh, God.
605
00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:50,697
[BOB GROANING]
606
00:33:53,282 --> 00:33:54,617
What--?
607
00:33:54,909 --> 00:33:57,620
What exactly is it that you...?
608
00:33:58,579 --> 00:34:02,500
That you wanna do to me, then, Bob?
609
00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,963
Tank, come in.
610
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,882
You want a drink?
611
00:34:10,049 --> 00:34:13,636
No, thanks, Archy.
Not till the sun's past the yard hour.
612
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:22,895
Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it?
613
00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:26,899
Like that,
Scandinavian pine posing as English oak.
614
00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:28,985
Nice touch, that.
615
00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:30,945
Ooh.
616
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,448
- Whistler.
- Come again?
617
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:37,160
Nineteenth century,
Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds.
618
00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:38,536
Is that right?
619
00:34:38,703 --> 00:34:42,206
You know a man's cultured
when he's got a Whistler on the wall.
620
00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:46,919
Go on.
621
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,631
[SIGHS]
622
00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:55,219
Now, you know why they call me Tank,
don't you, Archy?
623
00:34:55,386 --> 00:34:57,638
It's because you're a dirty,
big black bastard.
624
00:34:57,805 --> 00:35:00,475
Think tank, Arch.
625
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,518
Nothing gets past the old think tank.
626
00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:04,395
Nothing.
627
00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:09,192
So I thought I'd fire a few questions
into the right direction.
628
00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:13,279
Thought I'd come see you because it looks
like I got news about your painting.
629
00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,364
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
630
00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:19,160
Right, let me tell you how this works.
631
00:35:19,327 --> 00:35:22,497
You're going in the drink,
and I'm gonna have a cup of tea.
632
00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:26,125
Beneath your feet
is the famous river Thames.
633
00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:29,545
I just hope for your sakes
you can hold your breath...
634
00:35:29,712 --> 00:35:31,881
...for as long as it takes
my kettle to boil.
635
00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:35,635
After that, I'm gonna ask you a question,
just one question.
636
00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:37,512
You're gonna give me a name.
637
00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:39,013
And if it's the right name...
638
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:42,225
...I'm gonna send you home warm and dry
in a fresh set of clothes.
639
00:35:42,391 --> 00:35:46,896
If it's the wrong name,
you'll be fed to the crayfish.
640
00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:49,732
They're American, these crayfish.
641
00:35:49,899 --> 00:35:51,025
Big, hungry bastards.
642
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:54,195
And like most things American,
they've eaten the natives...
643
00:35:54,362 --> 00:35:57,240
...but they've still got room for more.
644
00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:58,574
Show him one, Charlie.
645
00:35:59,742 --> 00:36:01,369
[SLOANE GRUNTING]
646
00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:04,121
All right, see you, enjoy.
647
00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:05,665
[SLOANE SCREAMING]
648
00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:09,126
SLOANE:
No, no, no. They got money.
649
00:36:09,293 --> 00:36:11,337
They stole the fucking money.
650
00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:14,173
I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you,
please.
651
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,050
No, no, no.
652
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:17,301
Oh, stop, stop.
653
00:36:17,468 --> 00:36:19,470
No, don't.
654
00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:23,099
LENNY: The American crayfish
was introduced in the '203.
655
00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:25,601
A guest, if you like.
656
00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:29,939
And like most guests having a good time,
they didn't wanna leave.
657
00:36:30,106 --> 00:36:31,607
Next 50 years...
658
00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:35,987
...they consumed all the local crayfish,
wiped them out.
659
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,909
And then, they started eating each other.
660
00:36:44,078 --> 00:36:46,831
That's the thing about greed, Arch.
661
00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:49,208
It's blind.
662
00:36:51,294 --> 00:36:53,629
And it doesn't know when to stop.
663
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:57,133
That's why I'm here.
664
00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:00,636
To keep order.
665
00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:03,806
Danny, hose him down.
666
00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:22,617
[COUGHING]
667
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:27,788
Right, who's got that painting?
One name.
668
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:29,790
Johnny.
669
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:31,500
Johnny Quid.
670
00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:36,422
The singer from the group,
the Quid Lickers.
671
00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:38,883
This hasn't worked, has it?
672
00:37:39,467 --> 00:37:42,345
- How can a dead man sell you a painting?
- No, he's not dead.
673
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:46,182
He's not dead, he just tried selling us
that painting and he Changed his mind.
674
00:37:46,349 --> 00:37:49,310
- He's got, like, an obsession with it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
675
00:37:49,477 --> 00:37:51,437
Archy, put him back in
before I shoot him.
676
00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:54,231
No, please, I know who he is.
We went to school together.
677
00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:55,441
I wouldn't lie to you.
678
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,818
I don't lie.
I've never lied in my life.
679
00:37:57,985 --> 00:38:00,279
Now, please just let me go.
I don't wanna get...
680
00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,282
[SOBBING]
681
00:38:04,951 --> 00:38:06,702
Len, can I have a word?
682
00:38:06,869 --> 00:38:09,038
SLOANE:
I really wouldn't lie to you.
683
00:38:15,586 --> 00:38:18,714
- Your boy ain't dead, is he?
- Don't you dare call him my boy.
684
00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:23,219
Oh, you know what I mean.
Your ex's boy, your stepson.
685
00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:26,055
He had a set of keys to the house,
didn't he?
686
00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:28,808
He just won't fucking die,
that cockroach.
687
00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:32,311
That junkie's seen more funerals
than a fucking undertaker, he's poison.
688
00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:36,524
I tell you, the next world war
will have his name written all over it.
689
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,778
Look, you go see...
690
00:38:40,945 --> 00:38:44,949
...if you can find them two flash idiots
that used to be his manager.
691
00:38:45,116 --> 00:38:46,951
What are they called?
692
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:48,911
Greek and Minnie?
693
00:38:49,078 --> 00:38:51,414
- Roman and Mickey.
- Yeah, whatever.
694
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:55,584
Because if anybody can find
that smoking crack pipe, they can.
695
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:59,005
No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.
That's exactly what I do.
696
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:02,008
The dry ice, Mickey.
I need the fucking dry ice.
697
00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,926
My Show just doesn't work without it.
698
00:39:04,093 --> 00:39:05,386
Hold on a second.
699
00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:08,264
If you would've asked me yesterday
for dry ice...
700
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:10,975
...I would've got the driest ice
the world could find...
701
00:39:11,142 --> 00:39:12,560
...but you didn't ask me.
702
00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:15,730
You asked me for two cases
of Johnnie Walker Black Label...
703
00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:18,941
...and four ladies of the pole,
and I got them for you, didn't I?
704
00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:20,443
Yes.
705
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:22,403
Yes, you did, I do confess.
706
00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:28,534
But, Mickey, you are the manager,
I'm the rocker.
707
00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:32,204
You got on the hat.
Why don't you just pull something out of it?
708
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,749
My hat is deep and full of magic.
709
00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:38,753
I got rabbits, handkerchiefs
and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label.
710
00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:41,297
I got smoke machines,
bubble machines...
711
00:39:41,464 --> 00:39:46,052
...I even got love marines,
and still the hat goes deeper.
712
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:47,887
All right?
713
00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:50,723
But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice.
714
00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:52,516
Okay.
715
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,643
You made your point.
716
00:39:55,311 --> 00:39:59,398
But tomorrow,
might be quite nice to have some dry ice.
717
00:40:01,984 --> 00:40:03,986
- You read this?
- What?
718
00:40:04,153 --> 00:40:07,490
"Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid
fell off a boat," they said.
719
00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:10,409
"Missing, assumed dead," they say.
720
00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:11,952
Our Johnny?
721
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:16,082
How many rock stars by the name Johnny
Quid do you think there are in the universe?
722
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:18,584
Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon.
723
00:40:18,751 --> 00:40:21,253
He's no deader
than them shoes you got on.
724
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:24,507
He'll be gearing himself up,
happy as a clam in a fisherman's net.
725
00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:26,050
June, how dead is Johnny?
726
00:40:26,217 --> 00:40:28,761
If he's dead,
that's the third time this year.
727
00:40:30,012 --> 00:40:31,806
Rockers like that never die.
728
00:40:34,391 --> 00:40:37,144
They just wither and give me pain.
729
00:40:38,187 --> 00:40:40,856
[THE CLASH'S "BANKROBBER"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
730
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:47,947
[LIP-SYNCHING TO THE CLASH'S
"BANKROBBER"]
731
00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:54,829
[SINGING THE CLASH'S "BANKROBBER"]
732
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,584
[MUSIC STOPS]
733
00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:04,588
Now, listen to me, boy. Listen.
734
00:41:04,755 --> 00:41:07,633
I never did like you,
neither did your real dad.
735
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,843
You're a reject.
736
00:41:09,009 --> 00:41:12,721
A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror
that I inherited from your mom.
737
00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:15,641
But she ain't with us no more,
so it's just you and me.
738
00:41:15,808 --> 00:41:18,144
Now, next week,
you're going back to school.
739
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:21,772
The most expensive fucking school
in this country, I might add.
740
00:41:21,939 --> 00:41:23,816
And then you'll be gone
for a whole term.
741
00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:29,446
In the meantime, show some gratitude
and keep the fucking music down.
742
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,577
[THE CLASH'S "BANKROBBER"
PLAYS ON STEREO]
743
00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:37,580
[SINGING]
744
00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:05,316
[LIP-SYNCHING TO THE CLASH'S
"BANKROBBER"]
745
00:42:13,115 --> 00:42:14,742
[MUSIC STOPS]
746
00:42:18,787 --> 00:42:20,748
Go on, John.
747
00:42:20,915 --> 00:42:22,583
Jog it on.
748
00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:26,128
I can't, Pete.
749
00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:28,255
The painting's got me.
750
00:42:28,422 --> 00:42:30,591
That's what art does to you, Pete.
It gets you.
751
00:42:30,758 --> 00:42:33,510
You'd get a good few notes for that.
752
00:42:34,762 --> 00:42:37,973
- You wouldn't understand.
- Why not?
753
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:41,060
Because you are street scum, Pete.
754
00:42:41,227 --> 00:42:44,271
You're in need of a good education.
That's what you need.
755
00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:46,774
But your dad
didn't give a shit about you, did he?
756
00:42:46,941 --> 00:42:48,817
And that's why you're on the gear.
757
00:42:48,984 --> 00:42:51,654
The gear is your surrogate father.
758
00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:55,324
Leave off, John.
What, is this shrink time?
759
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:59,536
JOHNNY:
Come on, Pedro.
760
00:43:00,496 --> 00:43:04,625
I'm your sponsor, doctor.
761
00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:08,254
I'll be your dad if you feel
a bit of regression coming on.
762
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:12,174
But first, we need a drink in our hands.
763
00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:18,973
My dad used to make me watch Bonanza
every Sunday after church.
764
00:43:19,390 --> 00:43:21,433
Well, that's got
to have done some damage.
765
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,853
- All those guns, nuns and cowboys.
- You think?
766
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:26,438
It wasn't all bad.
767
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:28,357
He sometimes made me laugh too.
768
00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:30,693
Well, now we're onto something.
769
00:43:30,859 --> 00:43:32,528
Did he ever interfere with you?
770
00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:35,698
You know, touch you inappropriate-like.
771
00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:38,117
He tickled me, if that's what you mean.
772
00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:41,495
In psychological circles,
there's a technical term for that scenario.
773
00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:43,372
There is?
774
00:43:43,539 --> 00:43:45,833
Monsteroustickalotis.
775
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,543
You what?
776
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,545
Your dad was a tickling monster.
777
00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:52,965
Oi, that's my drink.
778
00:43:53,716 --> 00:43:55,384
Fuck you, sing-along.
779
00:43:55,551 --> 00:43:57,553
You're no help,
and stop calling me Pedro.
780
00:43:57,970 --> 00:43:59,221
MAN:
781
00:44:01,432 --> 00:44:02,474
Come on then, boy.
782
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:06,228
I'll have you and your girlfriends.
I'll do the lot of youse.
783
00:44:07,896 --> 00:44:10,566
Do I not look like a pothouse?
Six foot down the bar.
784
00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:14,403
Go on, jog on, walk on,
goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off.
785
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:22,077
- Was I good or what, Pete?
- Yeah.
786
00:44:22,244 --> 00:44:23,912
It's all in the eyes.
787
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:26,248
Junkies, I shit them.
788
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:30,002
[ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON HEADPHONES]
789
00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:41,388
Roman, Mickey.
790
00:44:41,555 --> 00:44:46,268
I tried to stop them,
but they couldn't be stopped.
791
00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:49,563
- I think they just wanted--
- Just wanted to have a chat.
792
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:51,648
JUNE:
I'm sorry, Mickey.
793
00:44:51,982 --> 00:44:54,401
Yeah, don't worry about it, June.
794
00:44:54,568 --> 00:44:56,570
Why don't you go have another lunch?
795
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:59,365
Come over here, babe.
We can have it together.
796
00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:02,785
Yeah, sorry to intrude.
797
00:45:03,243 --> 00:45:05,120
They call this a litchi, don't they?
798
00:45:05,287 --> 00:45:06,622
Litchi.
799
00:45:06,789 --> 00:45:08,624
LitChi, litChi.
800
00:45:15,631 --> 00:45:16,965
LENNY:
801
00:45:17,132 --> 00:45:19,718
It's tasty and exotic.
802
00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:21,261
A bit like your June.
803
00:45:22,971 --> 00:45:24,473
Thanks.
804
00:45:28,185 --> 00:45:29,478
Can we help you?
805
00:45:29,645 --> 00:45:31,897
Yeah. You got an act
called the Quid Lickers.
806
00:45:32,064 --> 00:45:34,024
We did, yeah.
807
00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:42,658
And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.
808
00:45:42,825 --> 00:45:44,451
There was.
809
00:45:44,618 --> 00:45:47,663
Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid.
810
00:45:47,830 --> 00:45:50,541
I'd like to see him too,
but that's gonna be tricky.
811
00:45:50,707 --> 00:45:52,042
According to the papers...
812
00:45:52,209 --> 00:45:54,837
...the only songs Mr. Quid's
gonna be singing are hymns.
813
00:45:55,003 --> 00:45:56,839
And I shed a tear.
814
00:45:57,005 --> 00:46:02,219
I shed a tear for all those bone tops
that read the papers and believe that shit.
815
00:46:02,678 --> 00:46:05,055
But did you see his body?
816
00:46:05,222 --> 00:46:07,224
Did you see him smacked up
and cracked up...
817
00:46:07,391 --> 00:46:10,102
...with his tongue on his chin
and his cock in his hand...
818
00:46:10,269 --> 00:46:12,896
...swinging from the rafters
like a real RocknRolla?
819
00:46:13,063 --> 00:46:14,690
No, you didn't, did you?
820
00:46:14,857 --> 00:46:17,484
And nobody else
fucking did either, did they?
821
00:46:17,651 --> 00:46:19,695
Because he ain't dead.
822
00:46:19,862 --> 00:46:23,490
He's alive, alive-o somewhere,
selling cockles and mussels...
823
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:26,702
...and a very important painting
that doesn't belong to him.
824
00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:30,372
I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with us?
825
00:46:30,873 --> 00:46:35,210
You have 12 licenses
within a jurisdiction which I control.
826
00:46:35,377 --> 00:46:37,671
So if you wanna play on,
do what I tell you.
827
00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:40,883
[LENNY CHUCKLES]
828
00:46:41,133 --> 00:46:43,093
I can tell what you're thinking now.
829
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:44,970
Well, there's not much you can't do.
830
00:46:45,137 --> 00:46:47,514
[OVER SPEAKERS]
Slow down, Tinkerbell.
831
00:46:49,558 --> 00:46:52,728
[SINGING] You'll never sing the same
If your teeth ain't your own
832
00:46:56,231 --> 00:46:59,526
Wait, so you guys
are gonna take care of him?
833
00:46:59,693 --> 00:47:02,029
What do you think we are, gangsters?
834
00:47:02,738 --> 00:47:04,072
That's not my style.
835
00:47:04,573 --> 00:47:07,993
So do us all a favor
before you catch a cold.
836
00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:15,584
There he is.
837
00:47:16,084 --> 00:47:17,920
You were missed in court this morning.
838
00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:19,546
Not very compassionate, is it?
839
00:47:19,713 --> 00:47:21,882
Not turning up to your amigo's funeral.
840
00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:25,761
FRED: Yeah, everyone else was there,
except you.
841
00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:28,305
And I got the feeling
that the only person...
842
00:47:28,472 --> 00:47:31,725
...that Handsome
really wanted to see there was you.
843
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,560
[PHONE RINGS]
844
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:36,396
All right, well,
what are you saying, Fred?
845
00:47:36,563 --> 00:47:39,441
What the fuck are you getting at?
Come on, out with it.
846
00:47:39,608 --> 00:47:41,610
Whoa, leave it.
847
00:47:42,152 --> 00:47:44,446
We all know how much you loved Bob.
848
00:47:45,697 --> 00:47:48,367
What exactly do you mean, loved Bob?
849
00:47:48,992 --> 00:47:50,494
Guess who.
850
00:47:51,328 --> 00:47:53,330
Prosecution lost the paperwork.
I'm offski.
851
00:47:53,497 --> 00:47:54,706
Case is Closed.
852
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:56,291
[ALL CHUCKLE]
853
00:47:59,795 --> 00:48:01,588
Five years.
854
00:48:07,636 --> 00:48:09,972
You're supposed to be in fucking...
855
00:48:10,138 --> 00:48:12,432
One Two, phone for you.
856
00:48:17,312 --> 00:48:20,232
Someone lose a bit of paperwork,
did they, One Two?
857
00:48:20,399 --> 00:48:22,734
- Very clever.
- Yeah, well, next time, you remember.
858
00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:26,071
That's exactly why you pay Lenny,
understood?
859
00:48:26,238 --> 00:48:28,407
- All right.
- Good.
860
00:48:28,991 --> 00:48:30,534
[PHONE RINGS]
861
00:48:32,995 --> 00:48:34,454
How did you get this number?
862
00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:36,498
Oh, I can get any number.
863
00:48:36,665 --> 00:48:38,166
I work with numbers, don't I?
864
00:48:38,834 --> 00:48:41,920
One point for initiative,
and two to tell me what's on your mind.
865
00:48:43,005 --> 00:48:46,008
My old man's having a party tonight,
and he needs some smarties.
866
00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:48,635
It's a liberty,
but I thought you might know someone.
867
00:48:48,802 --> 00:48:51,513
- Sorry, not my thing.
- And I've got a bit of work for you.
868
00:48:52,139 --> 00:48:55,350
You can bring your friends.
Lots of interesting people there.
869
00:48:55,517 --> 00:48:58,687
- Rich and famous, great and the good.
- All rig ht.
870
00:48:59,438 --> 00:49:01,440
Let me see what I can do.
871
00:49:03,859 --> 00:49:04,860
[SIGHS]
872
00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:06,862
[VICTOR SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
873
00:49:30,761 --> 00:49:32,387
Okay?
874
00:49:45,776 --> 00:49:49,154
Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.
That, I must say.
875
00:49:49,321 --> 00:49:51,365
I suppose you're wondering
why you are here.
876
00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:55,077
Well, I assume you just wanted to check
that everything was kosher my end.
877
00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:58,121
I was surprised
when you didn't come through...
878
00:49:58,288 --> 00:49:59,581
...at the appropriate time.
879
00:49:59,748 --> 00:50:02,542
But then,
I reckon you must have your reasons.
880
00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:03,752
I understand that.
881
00:50:03,919 --> 00:50:06,755
And I wouldn't like things
to go wrong either...
882
00:50:06,922 --> 00:50:09,966
...which brings me conveniently
to my next point.
883
00:50:10,425 --> 00:50:12,928
Ever since the painting,
you know, my lucky painting...
884
00:50:13,095 --> 00:50:19,184
...hasn't been hanging on my wall,
things have not been so lucky.
885
00:50:19,351 --> 00:50:22,813
I know this is a rude request because
we have not concluded our business...
886
00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:26,608
...but I feel as though I need it.
887
00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:28,318
Yeah.
888
00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:33,907
[ARCHY LAUGHING]
889
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:37,119
ARCHY: Fucking hell.
He's given you that bar tan again.
890
00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:40,372
- You wanna lay off that vodka.
- Shut up, Arch.
891
00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:43,083
ARCHY: Everything all right?
- No, it fucking ain't all right.
892
00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,836
He wants his painting back.
His lucky painting.
893
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,462
ARCHY:
Painting?
894
00:50:48,130 --> 00:50:50,799
- That is a bit of a problem.
- You should've seen his eyes.
895
00:50:50,966 --> 00:50:54,094
I swear, they changed color.
They went fucking red.
896
00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:58,014
They don't care
whose soil they're on, this lot.
897
00:50:58,348 --> 00:51:01,017
They could buy up half of London
without breaking a sweat.
898
00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:02,227
You're small-time.
899
00:51:02,394 --> 00:51:04,312
They click their fingers,
we'd be ether.
900
00:51:04,479 --> 00:51:08,275
You speak to me like that again,
I'll cut your fucking tongue out.
901
00:51:08,442 --> 00:51:11,111
I run this town. You got that?
902
00:51:11,278 --> 00:51:12,821
Me.
903
00:51:13,947 --> 00:51:17,159
Anyone who thinks he's rude enough,
let him raise a finger...
904
00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:21,163
...because I'll tear his fucking arm off.
905
00:51:22,164 --> 00:51:25,167
Do you understand that, Archy, do you?
906
00:51:25,542 --> 00:51:27,502
Yeah, yeah, I understand that.
907
00:51:30,005 --> 00:51:32,174
How about that?
908
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:35,135
Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm.
909
00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:38,555
How did that go under the radar?
910
00:51:39,222 --> 00:51:40,390
Why doesn't anybody know?
911
00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:43,185
Would you want anyone to know
if that was your dad?
912
00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:46,188
Would we have signed him
if we would've known?
913
00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:48,190
I know what.
914
00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:52,152
We better give
that man something, anything.
915
00:51:52,319 --> 00:51:56,031
A bed that's been slept in,
a bone for his dog, some token of effort.
916
00:51:56,198 --> 00:52:00,118
If you want to find Johnny,
you have to see Cookie.
917
00:52:03,997 --> 00:52:05,582
[THUMPING MUSIC BLARING FROM HOUSE]
918
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,793
Who are you?
919
00:52:08,752 --> 00:52:10,754
My name's Cookie.
920
00:52:11,254 --> 00:52:12,380
You must be with Stella.
921
00:52:12,798 --> 00:52:14,132
No, we're the SWAT team.
922
00:52:15,050 --> 00:52:16,510
Well, you better get swatting.
923
00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:20,722
[MAN IMITATING BUGLE SOUND]
924
00:52:21,223 --> 00:52:22,724
This is gonna be a scream.
925
00:52:22,891 --> 00:52:24,226
MAN:
Tallyho.
926
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:26,686
COOKIE: Fred, get them in.
MAN: Come here.
927
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:29,940
FRED: Why me?
- Because you look like one of them.
928
00:52:30,398 --> 00:52:33,193
Take that chewing gum off your feet
before you start dancing.
929
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,736
Follow me, boys.
930
00:52:40,784 --> 00:52:43,286
So who the man?
931
00:52:43,453 --> 00:52:46,164
- Cookie, I think that's your cue.
MAN 2: Who's got the gear?
932
00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:48,083
Think I'll have a little dance first.
933
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:51,336
- Fred, you fancy it?
FRED: Yeah, 90 on.
934
00:52:53,672 --> 00:52:55,715
Look at the girls.
935
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:02,055
Excuse me, darling.
What the fuck are you doing here, Bob?
936
00:53:02,472 --> 00:53:05,350
Well, all the boys were coming,
and I didn't have any plans.
937
00:53:05,517 --> 00:53:07,269
I thought I was gonna be locked up.
938
00:53:07,435 --> 00:53:09,229
So I thought I'd come and celebrate.
939
00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:12,774
- Do you fucking mind?
- Of course I fucking mind, Bob.
940
00:53:13,149 --> 00:53:15,569
What happened last night, okay,
between you and I...
941
00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:17,779
...that's our little secret, all right?
942
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:21,283
It happened because you're
supposed to be going to prison today.
943
00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:24,786
If you tell anybody
about what happened last night, anybody...
944
00:53:26,955 --> 00:53:29,749
- Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
ONE TWO: Hi.
945
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:31,710
- Fuck--
- Help yourselves to drinks.
946
00:53:31,877 --> 00:53:33,295
Okay, definitely, yeah.
947
00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:37,799
- Go that way.
- She's nice.
948
00:53:37,966 --> 00:53:39,384
Go that way.
949
00:53:41,386 --> 00:53:44,806
Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude,"
you know what I mean?
950
00:53:46,766 --> 00:53:48,226
All right.
951
00:53:50,312 --> 00:53:51,897
Drink?
952
00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:54,274
- Dance?
- You're a dancer?
953
00:53:55,150 --> 00:53:56,902
Am I a dancer?
954
00:53:57,068 --> 00:53:59,321
Shall we set the record straight?
955
00:53:59,487 --> 00:54:03,575
See, my dad was a dancer,
and his dad before him.
956
00:54:03,742 --> 00:54:08,038
So finally, it percolated
through the old DNA.
957
00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:13,293
You're not joining me?
958
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,670
Sure.
959
00:54:15,837 --> 00:54:17,756
I like to dance.
960
00:54:34,731 --> 00:54:35,857
No.
961
00:54:36,024 --> 00:54:38,693
I'm Bertie. It's my party.
962
00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:40,528
So you're part of the Wild Bunch?
963
00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:43,031
Stella says you're dangerous.
964
00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:45,992
I am dangerous.
965
00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:06,388
Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?
966
00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:07,555
No.
967
00:55:08,223 --> 00:55:09,516
He is the Wild Bunch.
968
00:55:23,905 --> 00:55:26,199
- I know all about your type.
- Oh, yeah?
969
00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:28,827
- How's that, then?
- I'm a criminal lawyer.
970
00:55:28,994 --> 00:55:32,497
And I know a secret
about your part of town.
971
00:55:32,664 --> 00:55:34,374
What's that, then, Bertie?
972
00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:37,252
You have an informer
in your neck of the woods.
973
00:55:38,586 --> 00:55:40,338
What's his name?
974
00:55:40,505 --> 00:55:42,757
You have to pay for secrets.
975
00:55:42,924 --> 00:55:45,760
Now, now, that's not very nice, is it?
976
00:55:47,262 --> 00:55:48,763
What's your price?
977
00:55:48,930 --> 00:55:53,601
And remember, I am dangerous.
978
00:55:53,768 --> 00:55:56,855
I want to meet the Wild Bunch.
979
00:56:01,067 --> 00:56:03,403
See that man sitting on the sofa?
980
00:56:03,570 --> 00:56:05,613
BOB: Oh, the queen who's screwing me out.
- Yeah.
981
00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:07,949
- It's a bit hard to miss him.
- Do me a favor.
982
00:56:08,116 --> 00:56:11,202
- Go and chat him up, will you?
- Fuck off, who do you think I am?
983
00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:14,706
No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer
who reckons he knows about an informer...
984
00:56:14,873 --> 00:56:16,124
...in our part of town.
985
00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:17,959
Now, you were facing a five-stretch.
986
00:56:18,126 --> 00:56:20,503
And I figured
you might be interested, ain't it?
987
00:56:22,255 --> 00:56:23,923
Mm-hm.
988
00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:29,262
- Hey.
- How you doing?
989
00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:30,472
All right.
990
00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:32,974
- So we got another job on again.
- Yeah?
991
00:56:33,141 --> 00:56:34,267
Same one as before.
992
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:37,771
Cor, it's all going down in here.
It's the den of iniquity, I tell you.
993
00:56:37,937 --> 00:56:39,606
I hear you have a secret.
994
00:56:39,773 --> 00:56:41,983
And by the looks of you,
you have more than one.
995
00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:44,110
I don't want to talk about work.
996
00:56:44,277 --> 00:56:49,157
If you tell me who this informer is,
then we can talk about anything you want.
997
00:56:49,741 --> 00:56:52,160
I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air.
Catch you--
998
00:56:52,327 --> 00:56:54,788
Oi, One Two, I owe you one.
999
00:56:54,954 --> 00:56:58,917
This lot are doing more bugle
than a brass section.
1000
00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:01,920
- I'm happy for you, Cookie.
- Yeah.
1001
00:57:07,759 --> 00:57:11,638
If he's an informer,
you'll have his depositions, poems.
1002
00:57:11,805 --> 00:57:15,975
My, my, not just a pretty face.
1003
00:57:16,684 --> 00:57:18,686
How'd you know
about those sort of things?
1004
00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:20,522
Give me your mobile.
1005
00:57:21,022 --> 00:57:22,273
- What?
- You heard me.
1006
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,983
Do as you're told.
1007
00:57:27,737 --> 00:57:29,155
Ooh.
1008
00:57:30,156 --> 00:57:31,699
That's nice.
1009
00:57:31,866 --> 00:57:33,368
[DIALING PHONE]
1010
00:57:33,535 --> 00:57:39,082
Here, we'll go for a drink next week,
and I'll tell you all about it.
1011
00:57:41,918 --> 00:57:44,254
All I need is some paperwork.
1012
00:57:48,967 --> 00:57:51,052
PETE:
Wait up, sing-along.
1013
00:57:52,887 --> 00:57:54,639
Where's the rush?
1014
00:57:54,806 --> 00:57:55,974
All right.
1015
00:57:56,349 --> 00:57:58,560
- What's wrong?
- Get that Archy on the phone.
1016
00:57:58,726 --> 00:58:00,687
- I think we got a problem.
- What?
1017
00:58:00,854 --> 00:58:03,106
How much is it gonna cost
if we shut down tonight?
1018
00:58:03,273 --> 00:58:05,358
- Eleven thousand, three hundred--
- All right.
1019
00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:07,360
Go out there
and see what's going down.
1020
00:58:08,820 --> 00:58:10,822
[SINGING THE SUBWAY'S
"ROCK & ROLL QUEEN"]
1021
00:58:17,787 --> 00:58:20,874
You, what do you think
you're doing?
1022
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,917
What do you think?
We're trying to get in.
1023
00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:24,544
Go home, wasters.
1024
00:58:24,711 --> 00:58:28,423
- It costs money to get in here.
- Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man.
1025
00:58:28,590 --> 00:58:30,008
ROMAN:
Mr. Archy.
1026
00:58:30,717 --> 00:58:33,094
No, you can't shut us down.
We got an act on.
1027
00:58:33,261 --> 00:58:36,389
- And I'm interested?
- We got a band on-stage right now.
1028
00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:37,765
- Find him.
- I understand.
1029
00:58:37,932 --> 00:58:41,269
Listen, but I have to keep the club open.
You hear that shit?
1030
00:58:41,436 --> 00:58:42,645
Run along, junkies.
1031
00:58:42,812 --> 00:58:45,440
Oi, lookie but no touchy.
1032
00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:47,567
Get off of him, you slag.
1033
00:58:47,734 --> 00:58:50,403
He is absolute class.
1034
00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:57,952
I gotta keep the club open.
We got 400 people in here.
1035
00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:01,039
[SINGING THE SUBWAY'S
"ROCK & ROLL QUEEN"]
1036
00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:05,835
Leave it, John. I'm happy.
1037
00:59:06,002 --> 00:59:08,963
I'm all right down here, mate.
Let's call it a night, eh?
1038
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:12,300
- I'll fucking show him happy.
- Oh, no.
1039
00:59:12,467 --> 00:59:16,137
[SINGING THE SUBWAY'S
"ROCK & ROLL QUEEN"]
1040
00:59:24,646 --> 00:59:25,980
Fancy some more talent, boy?
1041
00:59:26,856 --> 00:59:29,525
I'd like to make a complaint.
What's your name?
1042
00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:33,404
Jog on, boy,
before I grind your bones to make my bread.
1043
00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:34,989
[SINGING THE SUBWAY'S
"ROCK & ROLL QUEEN"]
1044
01:00:23,705 --> 01:00:25,331
Night, night.
1045
01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:28,334
- Fucking mutt.
MICKEY: Look at this, man.
1046
01:00:28,501 --> 01:00:31,337
- It's a damn revolution going on outside.
- No shit.
1047
01:00:31,504 --> 01:00:35,133
If we wanna keep our license
and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie.
1048
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,642
We'll put rock salt in the shells,
stick them in the revolver.
1049
01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:48,146
If they get large, we'll bang a couple
into them, should slow them down.
1050
01:00:48,313 --> 01:00:49,981
And they won't know the difference.
1051
01:00:50,148 --> 01:00:53,067
And then Bob's our driver, and--
1052
01:00:53,234 --> 01:00:55,862
- I don't wanna use Bob.
- What?
1053
01:00:56,029 --> 01:00:57,989
- I don't want to use Bob.
- He's our driver.
1054
01:00:58,156 --> 01:01:00,450
The Wild Bunch is not complete
without the driver.
1055
01:01:00,616 --> 01:01:01,993
No.
1056
01:01:02,577 --> 01:01:04,495
What's happened
between you and Bob, then?
1057
01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:06,748
[SIGHS]
1058
01:01:08,416 --> 01:01:13,254
Mumbles, there is something about Bob
that I don't think you know.
1059
01:01:13,421 --> 01:01:15,757
What's that, then? That he's a poof?
1060
01:01:16,758 --> 01:01:20,219
- How the fuck did you know that?
- Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer.
1061
01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:24,015
You're the only one that doesn't.
No. He likes the boys.
1062
01:01:24,182 --> 01:01:26,100
It's sausage and beans
all day long, mate.
1063
01:01:26,267 --> 01:01:28,102
What the fuck are you talking about?
1064
01:01:29,437 --> 01:01:32,732
- Did he make a pass at you?
- Yes, he fucking did.
1065
01:01:32,899 --> 01:01:34,484
So, what's the problem?
1066
01:01:34,650 --> 01:01:37,362
It was supposed to be his last night.
You took care of him.
1067
01:01:37,528 --> 01:01:40,615
That's what friends do for one another.
Well done.
1068
01:01:41,115 --> 01:01:42,909
And I won't tell the chaps.
1069
01:01:45,286 --> 01:01:47,955
What the fuck do you mean?
You won't tell the chaps what?
1070
01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,125
So, what did you do? Did you suck his--?
1071
01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:53,294
Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?
1072
01:01:54,462 --> 01:01:57,340
What the fuck is going on here?
1073
01:01:57,673 --> 01:01:59,050
What? Did you suck his--?
1074
01:01:59,217 --> 01:02:01,386
- You must have touched him.
- No.
1075
01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:03,096
Hold on.
1076
01:02:05,306 --> 01:02:07,642
I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles?
1077
01:02:10,228 --> 01:02:12,647
He just asked
if I wanted a dance, that's all.
1078
01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:17,235
Was it a slow dance?
1079
01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:20,488
[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
1080
01:02:26,035 --> 01:02:27,912
What has he done to me?
1081
01:02:28,079 --> 01:02:31,416
Mr. One Two, I think there is something
you should know about our Bob.
1082
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:35,211
Who do you think looked after your mom
before she died...
1083
01:02:35,378 --> 01:02:37,964
...when you was doing a two-stretch?
1084
01:02:38,131 --> 01:02:40,508
Because it wasn't me,
and I'm your best fucking pal.
1085
01:02:40,675 --> 01:02:42,135
No, it was Bob.
1086
01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:46,848
Bob was around there six times a week
making sure she was looked after.
1087
01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:51,644
You tore your mom's heart out when you
went away. Bob did his best to put it back.
1088
01:02:54,856 --> 01:02:57,066
I tell you something, Mr. One Two.
1089
01:02:57,233 --> 01:03:01,404
If I could be half the human that Bob is
at the price of being a poof...
1090
01:03:01,571 --> 01:03:03,322
...I'd think about it.
1091
01:03:04,949 --> 01:03:08,161
Not for too long,
but I'd have to pause, you know?
1092
01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:14,542
And the kid looks up and goes,
"Well, what do you fucking think?"
1093
01:03:14,709 --> 01:03:16,043
[ALL LAUGH]
1094
01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:19,547
That joke was a lot funnier
when I told it to you last week.
1095
01:03:19,881 --> 01:03:21,549
Can I have a word with you, Cookie?
1096
01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:23,176
Treacles, would you mind?
1097
01:03:23,342 --> 01:03:25,511
On your toes. Five minutes.
1098
01:03:30,892 --> 01:03:32,435
Hey.
1099
01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:35,563
We need to know where Johnny Quid is.
1100
01:03:37,773 --> 01:03:40,401
You should probably be the first
to know, but isn't he--?
1101
01:03:40,568 --> 01:03:44,572
I know. Come on, you know
and I know that nothing killed Johnny.
1102
01:03:45,031 --> 01:03:48,409
Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking
his life up for the past five years.
1103
01:03:48,576 --> 01:03:51,037
Come on, show our boy a little love.
1104
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:57,168
You ever bought a ticket
to the junkies' boneyard, Roman?
1105
01:03:57,835 --> 01:04:02,548
It's an unpleasant place
called curl up and die.
1106
01:04:03,174 --> 01:04:04,800
Might sound like a hair salon...
1107
01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:07,929
...but it don't fucking look like one,
I can tell you.
1108
01:04:08,471 --> 01:04:14,852
It's a terrible sight,
and a horrible sound listening to a man...
1109
01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:19,524
...sucking his soul
through the hole in the pipe.
1110
01:04:20,191 --> 01:04:22,735
And even worse
when he tries to tear it back.
1111
01:04:23,110 --> 01:04:25,279
I've been there, and I've done that.
1112
01:04:25,446 --> 01:04:28,282
He has been here, and he has done that.
1113
01:04:28,449 --> 01:04:32,578
And then I nailed that demon
in a smoke-proof coffin.
1114
01:04:32,745 --> 01:04:34,830
And I did it all with Johnny.
1115
01:04:35,289 --> 01:04:37,083
I love that man.
1116
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:39,377
He's what you call Class.
1117
01:04:39,544 --> 01:04:41,879
If you had any brains, Roman,
you'd love him too.
1118
01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:46,926
You know, his music sales have gone up
a thousand percent in two weeks.
1119
01:04:49,095 --> 01:04:52,265
You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows...
1120
01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:56,435
...that a rocker
is worth more dead than alive.
1121
01:04:57,019 --> 01:04:58,980
Silly world, isn't it?
1122
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:04,527
Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me.
1123
01:05:04,694 --> 01:05:07,905
He has to travel far and wide.
1124
01:05:08,072 --> 01:05:09,365
But do leave me your number.
1125
01:05:09,532 --> 01:05:13,828
And if the dead feels like calling...
1126
01:05:14,328 --> 01:05:16,497
...you'll be the first to know.
1127
01:06:26,942 --> 01:06:28,694
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
1128
01:07:12,405 --> 01:07:14,740
I'll have the painting for you
in a couple of days.
1129
01:07:14,907 --> 01:07:18,452
I had it locked up with some other goods.
You know, I was keeping it safe.
1130
01:07:18,619 --> 01:07:21,580
And then Archy goes and loses the key.
1131
01:07:21,747 --> 01:07:23,332
Don't you, Arch?
1132
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,254
So I'm not trying to be funny,
but I've got this payment tonight...
1133
01:07:28,421 --> 01:07:32,591
...and if there's any chance
of having the money...
1134
01:07:38,723 --> 01:07:40,850
Where the fuck has he gone, then?
1135
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:45,146
I don't know. But I don't think
he was too impressed with that story, Len.
1136
01:07:46,772 --> 01:07:49,483
Something wrong with these immigrants.
I don't trust them.
1137
01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:51,569
I think we're being set up.
1138
01:07:51,736 --> 01:07:54,613
I don't know how,
but something is wrong.
1139
01:07:54,947 --> 01:07:56,615
I can smell it with my sniffer.
1140
01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:58,492
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
1141
01:08:00,161 --> 01:08:02,288
He doesn't have the balls or the brains.
1142
01:08:02,455 --> 01:08:05,332
He's a crook.
Small-time, backhanding crook.
1143
01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:13,924
I think he's trying
to make fool out of you.
1144
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:15,968
Adjourn the meeting.
1145
01:08:32,443 --> 01:08:34,862
Oh, my God, you're a mess.
1146
01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:37,406
There you go.
1147
01:08:38,532 --> 01:08:39,867
[GROANS]
1148
01:08:40,993 --> 01:08:42,411
Are you all right?
1149
01:08:42,578 --> 01:08:45,539
That is a rhetorical question, I hope.
1150
01:08:47,917 --> 01:08:53,214
I'll have a water, please,
with a big, long straw.
1151
01:08:53,631 --> 01:08:55,174
Thank you.
1152
01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:00,721
[CLEARS THROAT]
1153
01:09:01,472 --> 01:09:04,725
So you don't wanna know
what happened?
1154
01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:27,581
Put it, put it. Cut it.
1155
01:09:30,251 --> 01:09:32,044
I know what happened.
1156
01:09:41,178 --> 01:09:43,681
MUMBLES: Don't go in there.
ONE TWO: Mumbles.
1157
01:09:45,015 --> 01:09:46,058
Mace him.
1158
01:09:46,559 --> 01:09:47,893
Hollandaise?
1159
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:49,770
I see you ordered already.
1160
01:09:49,937 --> 01:09:51,397
You were late.
1161
01:09:51,939 --> 01:09:53,357
The bastard's gonna hit me.
1162
01:09:54,275 --> 01:09:56,110
ONE TWO: Mace him, Mumbles.
MUMBLES: What?
1163
01:09:56,277 --> 01:09:57,736
ONE TWO: Not me, you idiot.
MUMBLES: What?
1164
01:09:57,903 --> 01:09:59,446
ONE TWO: I can't move my-
- What?
1165
01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:00,948
[ONE TWO SCREAMING]
1166
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:12,835
MUMBLES:
This way, this way, this way.
1167
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:17,715
[TIRES SCREECH]
1168
01:10:18,465 --> 01:10:20,467
Shouldn't you have taken precautions?
1169
01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:22,094
[SIGHS]
1170
01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:24,305
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1171
01:10:26,932 --> 01:10:28,601
Precautions?
1172
01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:38,152
MAN 1: Did you see that?
WOMAN: What happened?
1173
01:10:38,319 --> 01:10:39,737
MAN 2:
God.
1174
01:10:40,654 --> 01:10:42,740
Well, it's your job, isn't it?
1175
01:10:56,712 --> 01:10:59,048
What are these guys made of?
1176
01:10:59,632 --> 01:11:00,841
[GUN COCKS]
1177
01:11:01,008 --> 01:11:02,301
I didn't realize.
1178
01:11:02,468 --> 01:11:04,345
Realize?
1179
01:11:04,511 --> 01:11:06,263
You didn't realize that they had guns?
1180
01:11:07,973 --> 01:11:10,643
Big, long, dangerous machine guns.
1181
01:11:11,518 --> 01:11:13,687
With war criminals
attached to the trigger.
1182
01:11:16,732 --> 01:11:17,775
Please, stay down.
1183
01:11:20,778 --> 01:11:22,446
Just fuck off.
1184
01:11:23,864 --> 01:11:25,199
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
1185
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,082
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
1186
01:11:42,883 --> 01:11:44,885
Get out of the fucking way now.
1187
01:11:51,225 --> 01:11:52,643
You know what, darling?
1188
01:11:52,810 --> 01:11:57,189
I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here
under the table for you, okay?
1189
01:12:01,402 --> 01:12:03,112
Fucking hell.
1190
01:12:07,241 --> 01:12:08,909
Shit.
1191
01:12:09,827 --> 01:12:11,078
Hold up.
1192
01:12:11,245 --> 01:12:12,705
[HORN HONKING]
1193
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,707
Oh, my...
1194
01:12:21,171 --> 01:12:22,548
Oh, fucking hell.
1195
01:12:29,346 --> 01:12:30,764
Abandon ship.
1196
01:12:31,515 --> 01:12:32,599
Run for your lives.
1197
01:12:47,031 --> 01:12:49,199
[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
1198
01:13:31,909 --> 01:13:34,411
Come on. Come on.
1199
01:13:36,955 --> 01:13:39,416
Come back with my bike,
you dirty bastard.
1200
01:13:41,251 --> 01:13:42,419
[LAUGHS]
1201
01:13:48,967 --> 01:13:50,177
[HORN HONKING]
1202
01:15:28,066 --> 01:15:29,610
Goodbye, sweetheart.
1203
01:15:29,776 --> 01:15:31,612
You're way too dangerous for me.
1204
01:15:36,825 --> 01:15:39,453
- Did I overdo it with the limp?
- No, the limp was good.
1205
01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:41,496
She's a wild one.
1206
01:15:41,663 --> 01:15:43,957
She likes you, boy-o.
1207
01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:46,043
Rather her than you, Bob.
1208
01:16:00,390 --> 01:16:02,309
I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy.
1209
01:16:02,476 --> 01:16:04,895
If we call, he answers. That's the deal.
1210
01:16:05,062 --> 01:16:06,230
Oh, there he is.
1211
01:16:06,396 --> 01:16:08,732
Oi, Councillor.
1212
01:16:09,149 --> 01:16:10,692
Councillor.
1213
01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:11,944
I'll see you at lunch.
1214
01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:14,488
Something wrong with your telephone?
1215
01:16:14,655 --> 01:16:16,657
Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here?
1216
01:16:16,823 --> 01:16:20,494
I go wherever I fucking like
because this is my town, not yours...
1217
01:16:20,661 --> 01:16:25,457
...no matter what you and your pen-pushing
immigrant boy scouts might think.
1218
01:16:26,375 --> 01:16:28,377
So, what's going on?
1219
01:16:28,543 --> 01:16:30,212
Step in here.
1220
01:16:32,339 --> 01:16:33,632
I can't do it.
1221
01:16:33,799 --> 01:16:37,302
You've left it too long. You want
something the city has a ruling against.
1222
01:16:37,469 --> 01:16:39,304
They wouldn't give permission to build.
1223
01:16:39,471 --> 01:16:41,181
Don't give me that shit.
1224
01:16:41,348 --> 01:16:43,475
I look out my window,
I see 20 buildings...
1225
01:16:43,642 --> 01:16:45,352
...this city said they'd never build.
1226
01:16:45,519 --> 01:16:49,147
How did that happen? The termites
got together for a building party, did they?
1227
01:16:49,523 --> 01:16:52,567
No, sunshine.
It was backhanders putting them up.
1228
01:16:52,734 --> 01:16:54,027
Backhanders like mine.
1229
01:16:54,695 --> 01:16:57,823
ARCHY: Lenny's good for the money,
Councillor. He always has been.
1230
01:16:57,990 --> 01:17:00,617
- So don't go getting cold feet.
- I can't do it this time.
1231
01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,869
It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny.
1232
01:17:03,036 --> 01:17:04,288
Get off my bollocks, Lenny.
1233
01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:08,542
Don't you ever swear at me,
you yellow puddle of immigrant piss...
1234
01:17:08,709 --> 01:17:10,794
...or I'll drown you in it.
1235
01:17:11,378 --> 01:17:13,213
You feel that, do you, Councillor?
1236
01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:16,383
You don't think there's a paper trail
for all those gifts?
1237
01:17:16,550 --> 01:17:21,138
The cars, the holidays,
the tennis courts, the swimming pools.
1238
01:17:21,305 --> 01:17:23,348
I own these bollocks.
1239
01:17:23,515 --> 01:17:28,186
And right now, they're more fragile
than a pair of quail's eggs.
1240
01:17:28,353 --> 01:17:29,813
Now, get it done.
1241
01:17:30,063 --> 01:17:31,273
[GRUNTING]
1242
01:17:44,786 --> 01:17:46,496
Pedro?
1243
01:17:48,123 --> 01:17:49,916
Come back here.
1244
01:17:53,045 --> 01:17:55,922
Where do you think you're going
with that painting?
1245
01:17:56,673 --> 01:18:00,344
You never said it was your dad's,
or whatever you wanna call him.
1246
01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:01,970
You've gotta give it back, John.
1247
01:18:02,137 --> 01:18:05,182
People are looking for it, bad people.
1248
01:18:05,766 --> 01:18:08,602
The streets are alive
with the sound of pain.
1249
01:18:08,769 --> 01:18:12,773
You may have a point, Pete,
but I can't give it up.
1250
01:18:12,939 --> 01:18:14,900
- You know why?
- No. Why?
1251
01:18:15,984 --> 01:18:17,611
Meet me in the pub in two minutes.
1252
01:18:18,445 --> 01:18:20,447
LENNY: I'll have that painting
in a couple of days.
1253
01:18:20,614 --> 01:18:22,741
- You can trust me on that.
URI: Good.
1254
01:18:23,116 --> 01:18:25,660
That's nice. I love a clear fairway.
1255
01:18:25,827 --> 01:18:27,579
That's a bit of me. That is...
1256
01:18:27,746 --> 01:18:29,956
URI:
So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you?
1257
01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:32,376
LENNY: Oh, yeah.
You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri.
1258
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:34,503
But I don't understand it.
1259
01:18:34,669 --> 01:18:35,962
There's no one here.
1260
01:18:36,129 --> 01:18:39,257
URI: That's because I have had the course
cleared for us.
1261
01:18:39,424 --> 01:18:41,635
We are not going to be disturbed.
1262
01:18:45,263 --> 01:18:49,267
Victor, please, come to join us.
1263
01:18:56,650 --> 01:19:00,487
You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks
on the end of the piano?
1264
01:19:02,572 --> 01:19:03,740
Yes.
1265
01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:07,911
All you need to know about life
is retained within those four walls.
1266
01:19:10,330 --> 01:19:12,582
URI:
What are we going to do, Lenny?
1267
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:16,670
Every time I am about
to make my payment...
1268
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:20,757
...something dishonest happens.
1269
01:19:22,676 --> 01:19:24,678
You wouldn't know anything, would you?
1270
01:19:24,845 --> 01:19:29,307
You will notice that one of your personalities
is seduced by the illusions of grandeur.
1271
01:19:29,474 --> 01:19:32,894
A gold packet of king size
with a regal insignia.
1272
01:19:33,061 --> 01:19:36,231
An attractive implication
toward glamour and wealth.
1273
01:19:36,398 --> 01:19:40,902
A subtle suggestion that cigarettes
are indeed your royal and loyal friends.
1274
01:19:41,069 --> 01:19:43,029
JOHNNY: And that, Pete, is a lie.
1275
01:19:43,196 --> 01:19:45,782
Excuse me?
Are you trying to say something?
1276
01:19:46,241 --> 01:19:48,034
I'm not trying.
1277
01:19:48,702 --> 01:19:50,787
I am saying something.
1278
01:19:54,541 --> 01:19:58,837
Your other personality is trying to draw your
attention to the flip side of the discussion.
1279
01:19:59,004 --> 01:20:01,798
Written in boring, bold,
black and white, is the statement...
1280
01:20:01,965 --> 01:20:06,928
...that these neat little soldiers of death,
are, in fact, trying to kill you.
1281
01:20:07,095 --> 01:20:09,973
And that, Pete, is the truth.
1282
01:20:10,932 --> 01:20:14,561
I think you forget who you're talking to,
you insolent bastard.
1283
01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:19,566
I think you forget where you are,
you fucking immigrant.
1284
01:20:21,234 --> 01:20:27,032
Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and
I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.
1285
01:20:27,199 --> 01:20:30,368
This is my land. It's my fucking show.
1286
01:20:30,535 --> 01:20:32,037
I run this town.
1287
01:20:32,204 --> 01:20:33,747
Ah! Fuck!
1288
01:20:33,914 --> 01:20:36,249
Ah! God! Ah!
1289
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:39,377
[LENNY SCREAMING]
1290
01:20:41,671 --> 01:20:43,048
[LENNY SCREAMING]
1291
01:20:46,801 --> 01:20:50,096
JOHNNY:
That that starts sweet ends bitter.
1292
01:20:50,263 --> 01:20:52,849
And that which starts bitter ends sweet.
1293
01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:55,852
URI:
I have to go now, Lenny.
1294
01:20:56,019 --> 01:20:59,439
I am having lunch
with the Councillor, your councilor.
1295
01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:02,275
URI:
This, as you know, is the ninth hole.
1296
01:21:02,776 --> 01:21:05,779
And it's a long crawl back to your car.
1297
01:21:06,571 --> 01:21:12,536
You should make it by sunrise,
just in time to bring me my lucky picture.
1298
01:21:12,953 --> 01:21:15,121
URI:
I want it back.
1299
01:21:15,288 --> 01:21:17,123
Do you hear me?
1300
01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:21,628
- Yes, yes, oh, God.
URI: Times change.
1301
01:21:22,504 --> 01:21:24,130
Goodbye, Lenny.
1302
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:31,221
That is why you and I love the drugs...
1303
01:21:31,388 --> 01:21:36,059
...and that is also why
I cannot give that painting back.
1304
01:21:43,608 --> 01:21:46,903
Now, please, pass me a light.
1305
01:21:48,863 --> 01:21:52,742
Oh, you are something special,
Mr. Johnny Quid.
1306
01:21:57,330 --> 01:21:59,332
BARTENDER:
Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless.
1307
01:21:59,499 --> 01:22:01,084
I don't want your sort in here.
1308
01:22:01,251 --> 01:22:02,669
Get up out of here. Fuck off.
1309
01:22:02,836 --> 01:22:04,838
- Go piss off out the door.
PETE: Get off.
1310
01:22:05,005 --> 01:22:07,007
- Go on, fuck off.
JOHNNY: I'll buy this place.
1311
01:22:07,632 --> 01:22:09,342
Fuck off, you junkie.
1312
01:22:09,509 --> 01:22:12,304
- You won't be able to catch me, fat boy.
- Stay out and fuck off.
1313
01:22:12,804 --> 01:22:13,805
BOB:
Ooh.
1314
01:22:13,972 --> 01:22:15,348
[PHONE RINGS]
1315
01:22:15,849 --> 01:22:17,475
[IN SEDUCTIVE VOICE]
Is that you, Bertie?
1316
01:22:17,642 --> 01:22:19,603
BERTIE:
What's happening about that drink?
1317
01:22:20,228 --> 01:22:22,105
What's happening about that paperwork?
1318
01:22:22,731 --> 01:22:26,318
Well, I'm busy tonight,
but Monday looks good.
1319
01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:29,112
I'll leave the papers
at my reception under your name.
1320
01:22:29,279 --> 01:22:30,655
Text you the address.
1321
01:22:30,822 --> 01:22:35,744
Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy,
and I'll see you on Monday.
1322
01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:37,495
[GROWLS]
1323
01:22:38,163 --> 01:22:39,956
[LAUGHS]
1324
01:22:40,874 --> 01:22:43,126
You are scary good at that.
1325
01:22:43,293 --> 01:22:46,755
- Do you miss it?
- Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you.
1326
01:22:46,921 --> 01:22:50,133
All right, let's go pick up the paperwork
from your boyfriend.
1327
01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:52,636
And drop me off on the way, huh?
1328
01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:56,056
I'm going back to bed.
1329
01:22:56,473 --> 01:22:58,099
Can I come?
1330
01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:06,566
- Moron, what do you think you're doing?
- What, John?
1331
01:23:06,733 --> 01:23:08,902
Letting creatures in my yard
without my consent.
1332
01:23:09,694 --> 01:23:14,741
John, they're good stuff.
Scotch and Cockney.
1333
01:23:15,116 --> 01:23:17,369
Like the drink and the sparrow.
1334
01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:21,039
I am Malcolm, and this is my friend
and colleague Paul.
1335
01:23:22,082 --> 01:23:25,085
You know, like the Christian saint.
1336
01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:30,340
Paul doesn't say much.
He's too busy thinking deep thoughts.
1337
01:23:31,675 --> 01:23:34,594
Come on, John. We know you.
1338
01:23:34,761 --> 01:23:36,513
We're big fans.
1339
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:41,559
You're what they call a real RocknRolla.
1340
01:23:42,727 --> 01:23:46,940
Out, on your way.
Bon voyage and fuck off.
1341
01:23:50,985 --> 01:23:54,280
What is this, a sit-down?
A fucking demo?
1342
01:23:55,323 --> 01:23:58,284
This is a demonstration,
a demonstration of peace.
1343
01:23:58,785 --> 01:24:01,621
Where the fuck did you find
these two junkies?
1344
01:24:01,788 --> 01:24:05,625
Conference, kazi, now.
1345
01:24:12,465 --> 01:24:15,051
That's the last time
I'm having you take the piss, Pete.
1346
01:24:15,218 --> 01:24:17,887
Next time, you're on your own.
1347
01:24:18,054 --> 01:24:19,431
I'm sorry.
1348
01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:22,600
I just thought that you might've liked
a bit of company.
1349
01:24:22,767 --> 01:24:25,061
I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?
1350
01:24:25,228 --> 01:24:28,940
It tells you that dead people
don't like company.
1351
01:24:29,107 --> 01:24:32,736
- Now, jog them on.
- All right, I'll tell them to leave.
1352
01:24:32,902 --> 01:24:36,740
Yes, you fucking well will.
Smelly junkies.
1353
01:24:36,906 --> 01:24:38,742
Meeting adjourned.
1354
01:24:42,454 --> 01:24:44,497
You've scared them off, sing-along.
1355
01:24:44,664 --> 01:24:47,459
But with a welcome like that,
it's not all that shocking.
1356
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:50,086
Lucky you're not following them, Pete.
1357
01:24:53,673 --> 01:24:55,341
Pete, where's the painting?
1358
01:24:59,095 --> 01:25:00,430
FRED:
Good shot. Good shot.
1359
01:25:01,431 --> 01:25:02,682
It's the werewolf brothers.
1360
01:25:02,849 --> 01:25:05,143
What you got for us today, boys?
Anything good?
1361
01:25:05,810 --> 01:25:08,521
Paul, please exhibit to the audience
the fine artifact.
1362
01:25:14,986 --> 01:25:17,739
Gentlemen, we are entering the realm...
1363
01:25:17,906 --> 01:25:21,826
...of the ancient art form
of paint on canvas.
1364
01:25:21,993 --> 01:25:23,119
I'll have it. How much?
1365
01:25:24,412 --> 01:25:27,373
One moment, sir. There's a pitch
which comes with this painting.
1366
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:30,126
I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it.
1367
01:25:31,211 --> 01:25:33,963
It's a very rare
and expensive painting, sir.
1368
01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:35,840
Is it?
1369
01:25:36,925 --> 01:25:38,927
There you go, boys.
Have a week in the snow.
1370
01:25:39,844 --> 01:25:42,889
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure.
1371
01:25:43,056 --> 01:25:45,058
Come on, me man. Hey.
1372
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:48,812
[PHONE RINGING]
1373
01:25:49,562 --> 01:25:52,023
Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush.
1374
01:25:52,190 --> 01:25:53,942
TANK: You owe me, Arch.
- Oh, yeah?
1375
01:25:54,108 --> 01:25:57,862
First, I found your painting. Now I found
out who's been taking Lenny's money.
1376
01:25:58,029 --> 01:25:59,072
WOMAN [ON TV]:
Mr. Darcy.
1377
01:25:59,864 --> 01:26:02,325
Well, don't fuck about. Who is it?
1378
01:26:17,799 --> 01:26:21,386
"Let myself in. Thought your lady
might like the painting.
1379
01:26:21,553 --> 01:26:22,887
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
1380
01:26:23,054 --> 01:26:24,347
Love, Cookie."
1381
01:26:28,643 --> 01:26:31,020
- Hello?
- It's me.
1382
01:26:31,521 --> 01:26:34,399
- Who's me?
- Me.
1383
01:26:34,899 --> 01:26:36,109
Ah.
1384
01:26:36,609 --> 01:26:38,236
Well, what do you want?
1385
01:26:38,945 --> 01:26:40,363
You.
1386
01:26:41,197 --> 01:26:42,448
Oh.
1387
01:26:43,283 --> 01:26:45,159
Well, you better come in, then.
1388
01:26:45,577 --> 01:26:46,661
[DOOR BUZZES]
1389
01:26:46,828 --> 01:26:48,621
[BOTH MOANING & GRUNTING]
1390
01:27:04,470 --> 01:27:05,805
[PHONE RINGS]
1391
01:27:09,976 --> 01:27:12,145
- Yup?
BOB: We found out about our informer.
1392
01:27:12,312 --> 01:27:14,147
I've got it in my hand right now.
1393
01:27:14,314 --> 01:27:18,484
The informer, the one who's responsible
for all the time we've been seeing.
1394
01:27:18,651 --> 01:27:22,488
- All of them, including mine.
- Well, who is it, then?
1395
01:27:25,408 --> 01:27:27,619
Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw?
1396
01:27:28,328 --> 01:27:31,331
No, Sidney Shaw
is a pseudonym, you idiot.
1397
01:27:31,789 --> 01:27:33,666
They never use their real name.
1398
01:27:33,833 --> 01:27:36,920
Look, get around here
and let me have a look, okay?
1399
01:27:37,086 --> 01:27:38,463
All right.
1400
01:27:41,841 --> 01:27:44,260
Where did he learn
a word like pseudonym?
1401
01:27:46,846 --> 01:27:48,765
Look at you, huh? Good as new.
1402
01:27:50,850 --> 01:27:52,685
I have to go now.
1403
01:27:53,394 --> 01:27:57,649
So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons
with me later on in the week?
1404
01:27:57,815 --> 01:27:59,901
A bit of the old salsa?
1405
01:28:01,861 --> 01:28:03,988
I'll take you up on that.
1406
01:28:04,864 --> 01:28:07,575
- Oh, I have something for you.
- Uh-huh.
1407
01:28:07,742 --> 01:28:11,412
Thought you might like it because
I know how much you like paintings and all.
1408
01:28:17,543 --> 01:28:19,253
So you like it?
1409
01:28:20,713 --> 01:28:23,967
You've got very good taste,
Mr. One Two.
1410
01:28:26,886 --> 01:28:28,221
Oh...
1411
01:28:30,223 --> 01:28:33,393
- What's happened, Len?
- Well, they broke my leg in four places.
1412
01:28:33,559 --> 01:28:35,395
Didn't you hear?
1413
01:28:36,270 --> 01:28:39,190
That bastard's made me limp
for the rest of my days.
1414
01:28:39,816 --> 01:28:41,734
What do you want me to do?
1415
01:28:43,027 --> 01:28:46,823
Well, I need that painting, Arch.
1416
01:28:46,990 --> 01:28:50,743
- I need it real bad.
- I'll get that for you, don't you worry.
1417
01:28:50,910 --> 01:28:53,663
- I think I can do better than that.
- What?
1418
01:28:53,830 --> 01:28:57,166
Someone has been at the Russian's money.
Couple of silly gunslingers.
1419
01:28:57,333 --> 01:29:00,628
- Well, who?
- You know them.
1420
01:29:00,962 --> 01:29:04,257
- You don't like them either.
- I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch.
1421
01:29:04,424 --> 01:29:05,883
Who is it?
1422
01:29:07,593 --> 01:29:09,178
Mumbles, Bob and One Two.
1423
01:29:09,554 --> 01:29:11,264
[ROCK MUSIC BLARING
FROM HEADPHONES]
1424
01:29:36,289 --> 01:29:38,166
[MUSIC BLARING FROM STEREO]
1425
01:30:15,119 --> 01:30:20,249
ROMAN: So why did you call, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Sorry, Johnny's not here.
1426
01:30:20,416 --> 01:30:22,418
But the pipe is.
1427
01:30:22,585 --> 01:30:26,005
And the pipe says
Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys.
1428
01:30:26,172 --> 01:30:29,383
Whoever we're talking to, will you
please relay the message to Johnny?
1429
01:30:29,550 --> 01:30:34,680
Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box-
surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit.
1430
01:30:35,139 --> 01:30:36,641
Shut down a few of our venues.
1431
01:30:36,808 --> 01:30:41,437
Intends to shut down a few more
unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance.
1432
01:30:43,898 --> 01:30:47,693
Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman?
You're madder than I am.
1433
01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:51,322
Come back, Johnny. Come back home.
1434
01:30:53,324 --> 01:30:56,536
Now, Johnny will come quietly...
1435
01:30:56,702 --> 01:31:01,374
...but you may have a couple of problems
with the pipe.
1436
01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,876
Buy us both a cup of tea.
1437
01:31:04,460 --> 01:31:07,505
No need for any noise,
we'll let Pete sleep on.
1438
01:31:29,986 --> 01:31:32,905
[RUSSIAN MUSIC BLARING
FROM STEREO]
1439
01:32:18,492 --> 01:32:19,994
[MUMBLING]
1440
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:28,044
[STEREO STOPS]
1441
01:32:29,795 --> 01:32:31,505
Is this a bad time, One Two?
1442
01:32:31,672 --> 01:32:32,673
[MUMBLING]
1443
01:32:33,132 --> 01:32:34,300
[CHUCKLES]
1444
01:32:37,011 --> 01:32:39,430
I mean, we can always
come back a bit later.
1445
01:32:41,265 --> 01:32:42,808
[GUNSHOTS]
1446
01:32:45,478 --> 01:32:48,856
BANDY: You wanna take the stairs
or the elevator, Mr. Cole?
1447
01:32:49,023 --> 01:32:51,317
Bandy, come here.
1448
01:32:55,154 --> 01:32:56,405
[SNIFFS]
1449
01:32:56,948 --> 01:32:59,825
- You been drinking?
- No, Mr. Cole.
1450
01:33:01,661 --> 01:33:05,623
Think before you drink,
before you drive me mad.
1451
01:33:09,335 --> 01:33:11,170
ARCHY: Hello, Len, it's me.
LENNY: Archy.
1452
01:33:11,337 --> 01:33:13,965
I've got the boys
wrapping up One Two in a carpet now.
1453
01:33:14,131 --> 01:33:15,216
Get over here.
1454
01:33:15,383 --> 01:33:17,468
- Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit.
- Good.
1455
01:33:17,635 --> 01:33:19,011
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
1456
01:33:21,347 --> 01:33:22,932
Hold on.
1457
01:33:27,436 --> 01:33:30,273
- Who's there?
- One Two, it's us.
1458
01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:32,066
Come up.
1459
01:33:32,692 --> 01:33:33,734
[DOOR BUZZES]
1460
01:33:34,026 --> 01:33:36,529
And it looks like
I'll be bringing the others and all.
1461
01:33:36,696 --> 01:33:39,240
Not too bright this lot, are they?
Hold on.
1462
01:33:39,407 --> 01:33:43,411
Look, I gotta go, got another call.
Fucking hell, it's all go on this job.
1463
01:33:43,577 --> 01:33:46,872
- Hello?
- Archy, we got your boy.
1464
01:33:47,039 --> 01:33:48,833
What's left of him.
1465
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,752
You might wanna hose him down.
He smells like a rotten goat.
1466
01:33:54,630 --> 01:33:56,173
VICTOR:
1467
01:33:56,674 --> 01:33:58,259
[VICTOR SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
1468
01:34:12,440 --> 01:34:14,400
Da, Uri, I'm sorry.
1469
01:34:14,567 --> 01:34:17,653
- But I still don't like it.
- I don't care what you like, Victor.
1470
01:34:17,820 --> 01:34:20,156
I'm in charge. Now, wait here.
1471
01:34:20,323 --> 01:34:23,492
Your last girl cost us 20 million.
One before, even more.
1472
01:34:23,659 --> 01:34:26,203
God knows how much
this one will cost us.
1473
01:34:26,370 --> 01:34:28,247
Victor, you're so cheap.
1474
01:34:34,170 --> 01:34:35,921
Can I come in?
1475
01:34:36,964 --> 01:34:41,344
Sorry to surprise you,
but I have something for you.
1476
01:34:43,179 --> 01:34:44,597
A token of my appreciation.
1477
01:34:46,223 --> 01:34:47,433
What's this for?
1478
01:34:47,892 --> 01:34:52,313
Please do not be insulted
but you have come to mean a lot to me...
1479
01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:55,649
...and I value much more
than just your service.
1480
01:34:55,816 --> 01:34:58,277
This is simply just a reflection
of my appreciation.
1481
01:35:00,196 --> 01:35:03,240
I would like to ask you
something personal.
1482
01:35:10,039 --> 01:35:11,582
Would you marry me?
1483
01:35:15,044 --> 01:35:17,129
Well, I think I might need
a couple of days.
1484
01:35:20,049 --> 01:35:21,842
Just to think about it.
1485
01:35:22,343 --> 01:35:23,969
Well, sure. Of course.
1486
01:35:24,136 --> 01:35:25,638
[PHONE RINGS]
1487
01:35:26,055 --> 01:35:27,640
Sorry.
1488
01:35:30,017 --> 01:35:32,019
Not now, Victor, I'm busy.
1489
01:35:35,731 --> 01:35:37,817
A very nice painting.
1490
01:35:39,193 --> 01:35:40,986
How long have you had it?
1491
01:35:41,612 --> 01:35:44,115
Years. Do you like it?
1492
01:35:46,659 --> 01:35:50,955
Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not?
1493
01:35:54,750 --> 01:35:58,337
Victor, please come to join us.
1494
01:36:00,673 --> 01:36:01,966
[VICTOR SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
1495
01:36:06,137 --> 01:36:08,722
Hello, Arch.
1496
01:36:09,014 --> 01:36:11,642
Shrouded and tied, just like the old days.
1497
01:36:11,809 --> 01:36:14,103
What is it today? The rack?
1498
01:36:14,270 --> 01:36:18,232
The garrote? Or is it the old
drowning-in-crayfish trick?
1499
01:36:18,399 --> 01:36:21,026
You're still full of hot air, Johnny.
1500
01:36:22,695 --> 01:36:24,697
You're looking a bit down.
1501
01:36:24,864 --> 01:36:27,783
Has that old clown
been working you long hours?
1502
01:36:27,950 --> 01:36:31,328
You always were loyal.
There's no dog like a loyal dog.
1503
01:36:31,745 --> 01:36:34,623
- Watch your mouth, John.
- Look at him, boys.
1504
01:36:35,624 --> 01:36:37,626
Scary, ain't he?
1505
01:36:37,793 --> 01:36:40,296
Well, that's what four years inside
does to a man.
1506
01:36:40,463 --> 01:36:42,548
It eats away at his soul...
1507
01:36:42,715 --> 01:36:47,052
...and when it's all gone,
it makes a man quite scary.
1508
01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:53,225
You ever wonder how you got in there?
What grass informed on you?
1509
01:37:04,069 --> 01:37:05,905
Hello, Archy.
1510
01:37:06,739 --> 01:37:08,949
Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you.
1511
01:37:09,116 --> 01:37:12,328
Look at this, Dave.
Don't you look the part.
1512
01:37:12,495 --> 01:37:16,248
Show us your guns, Uncle Arch.
I told the boys all about it.
1513
01:37:16,415 --> 01:37:19,335
Don't be cheeky. Get in the car.
1514
01:37:21,587 --> 01:37:22,796
Give us your money.
1515
01:37:22,963 --> 01:37:25,591
Give us that, in the car.
1516
01:37:34,767 --> 01:37:36,268
Be good boys...
1517
01:37:37,102 --> 01:37:39,939
...because you never know
who's watching.
1518
01:37:46,779 --> 01:37:49,698
So who we got in there, then?
Anyone I know?
1519
01:37:50,950 --> 01:37:52,243
Anyone famous?
1520
01:37:58,332 --> 01:38:00,459
Handsome Bob.
1521
01:38:01,877 --> 01:38:04,797
Mumbles, One Two.
1522
01:38:06,382 --> 01:38:10,135
I bet you could operate
a nice gas shower.
1523
01:38:10,302 --> 01:38:13,013
I could see you
with a couple of S's on your collar.
1524
01:38:13,180 --> 01:38:18,102
- Stiff goose in your step.
- Shut it, or you will get hurt.
1525
01:38:18,644 --> 01:38:21,647
That, Roman and Mickey,
is the famous Archy slap.
1526
01:38:23,482 --> 01:38:25,359
You shut it.
1527
01:38:25,526 --> 01:38:29,572
Or I'll do you myself,
you poisonous little toad.
1528
01:38:29,947 --> 01:38:33,867
Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little.
1529
01:38:34,785 --> 01:38:36,579
Get out.
1530
01:38:37,746 --> 01:38:40,624
- Roll them out.
- Daddy.
1531
01:38:41,834 --> 01:38:44,211
Nice wheels.
1532
01:38:46,088 --> 01:38:47,840
Sorry about the painting.
1533
01:38:48,007 --> 01:38:51,093
I needed the cash
for a bit of the old dusty show biz.
1534
01:38:51,677 --> 01:38:52,720
So it's gone now.
1535
01:38:52,886 --> 01:38:55,681
Lost to the world
of degenerate, stoned no-hopers.
1536
01:38:55,848 --> 01:38:58,350
Never to be seen again
by the eye of a clean soul.
1537
01:39:00,811 --> 01:39:05,190
What are you, boy, if you are not poison?
1538
01:39:08,611 --> 01:39:11,864
Your dad couldn't even bear
to look at you.
1539
01:39:12,281 --> 01:39:15,200
So no wonder he fucked off
and left me to pick up the pieces.
1540
01:39:16,035 --> 01:39:18,412
But that wasn't enough for you.
1541
01:39:18,579 --> 01:39:21,665
You had to push your mom
into a bottle of pills...
1542
01:39:21,832 --> 01:39:23,709
...and a house full of nutters.
1543
01:39:23,876 --> 01:39:28,922
And all she got there
was a hot bath and a cold razor.
1544
01:39:29,506 --> 01:39:31,050
Why?
1545
01:39:32,509 --> 01:39:35,888
Because you're poison, John, that's why.
1546
01:39:38,349 --> 01:39:39,808
What can I say?
1547
01:39:39,975 --> 01:39:43,145
I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder.
1548
01:39:43,312 --> 01:39:46,106
You should never have wasted
your money on that school.
1549
01:39:46,273 --> 01:39:47,566
Archy, get him out of here.
1550
01:39:49,109 --> 01:39:50,944
I've had enough of him.
1551
01:39:51,111 --> 01:39:53,906
I don't trust myself. Use someone else.
1552
01:39:55,741 --> 01:39:58,827
It's a gathering. I love a gathering.
1553
01:39:58,994 --> 01:40:02,665
Look. It's Mumbles, One Two.
1554
01:40:03,290 --> 01:40:07,544
Handsome Bob, all the old faces today.
1555
01:40:07,711 --> 01:40:10,756
And it was all going so well.
1556
01:40:11,507 --> 01:40:13,008
Except for Archy.
1557
01:40:14,677 --> 01:40:15,928
Had to ruin the day.
1558
01:40:18,764 --> 01:40:20,891
I was gonna tell him
a story about you, Daddy.
1559
01:40:22,267 --> 01:40:25,187
I thought I'd tell him the story
about how you grassed him up.
1560
01:40:25,354 --> 01:40:27,439
ROMAN:
Whoa, fuck!
1561
01:40:27,606 --> 01:40:32,111
Fucking hell, Len. Calm down.
1562
01:40:32,361 --> 01:40:33,529
Now, give us that.
1563
01:40:34,446 --> 01:40:36,949
JOHNNY: That wasn't one of your best shots,
was it now, Daddy?
1564
01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:40,202
If you wanted to shut me up,
it should've been higher.
1565
01:40:40,369 --> 01:40:42,705
- Danny, come here.
JOHNNY: You're only 6 feet away.
1566
01:40:42,871 --> 01:40:44,123
Come here.
1567
01:40:46,166 --> 01:40:49,461
You get rid of him, Danny,
you understand?
1568
01:40:49,628 --> 01:40:51,797
Get rid of him.
1569
01:40:53,340 --> 01:40:54,425
[GROANING]
1570
01:40:56,385 --> 01:40:59,972
You don't know
how much trouble you've caused...
1571
01:41:00,139 --> 01:41:04,643
...but please understand
that I will kill you very slowly...
1572
01:41:04,810 --> 01:41:07,646
...if you don't tell me where my--
1573
01:41:07,813 --> 01:41:09,314
BOB:
Hey, Archy.
1574
01:41:10,899 --> 01:41:12,317
The address is in my jacket.
1575
01:41:12,484 --> 01:41:14,903
I wouldn't mess you around, Archy,
it's in my jacket.
1576
01:41:23,579 --> 01:41:25,330
What does it say?
1577
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:37,134
You want to know what it says, Len?
1578
01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:45,017
Funny thing about the law,
it can be quite flexible.
1579
01:41:45,768 --> 01:41:48,020
Because every time an informer...
1580
01:41:48,187 --> 01:41:51,982
...finds himself in front of a judge,
a secret letter--
1581
01:41:52,149 --> 01:41:56,153
--stands witness
as to the cooperation and efficiency--
1582
01:41:56,320 --> 01:41:57,696
-of that informer.
1583
01:41:57,863 --> 01:42:01,283
And if that informer
provides adequate information...
1584
01:42:01,450 --> 01:42:06,163
...then that dog of dogs
is magically released.
1585
01:42:06,330 --> 01:42:08,957
A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card.
1586
01:42:09,124 --> 01:42:10,876
And it comes with a very good alibi.
1587
01:42:11,752 --> 01:42:14,588
Now, you give us the names
of the people you want put down...
1588
01:42:14,755 --> 01:42:16,673
...and we'll get them the long sentences.
1589
01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:19,718
You can appear to reduce those terms
through your contacts.
1590
01:42:19,885 --> 01:42:24,014
We'll make you look like a fucking
guardian angel to the underworld.
1591
01:42:24,973 --> 01:42:26,016
Trusted throughout.
1592
01:42:26,183 --> 01:42:29,061
The only evidence
that will ever remain of this deal...
1593
01:42:29,228 --> 01:42:31,188
...comes in the form
of a very exclusive...
1594
01:42:31,355 --> 01:42:34,191
...and hard-to-come-by legal document
called a secret dept.
1595
01:42:34,358 --> 01:42:38,237
As in deposition or handlers sheet.
1596
01:42:39,321 --> 01:42:41,573
Of course, the informer
always uses a false name.
1597
01:42:41,740 --> 01:42:43,200
What name do you like?
1598
01:42:43,367 --> 01:42:44,660
- Johnny?
- Tommy?
1599
01:42:44,827 --> 01:42:47,329
You can have
Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy.
1600
01:42:47,496 --> 01:42:50,374
But I've seen this name
many times over the last 20 years.
1601
01:42:50,958 --> 01:42:52,209
And I always wondered...
1602
01:42:52,376 --> 01:42:55,379
Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len?
1603
01:42:56,255 --> 01:42:57,548
Nothing to do with you.
1604
01:42:57,714 --> 01:43:00,259
MAN: What name do you like the sound of?
LENNY: I like Sidney.
1605
01:43:00,759 --> 01:43:02,094
I like the sound of that.
1606
01:43:02,261 --> 01:43:05,264
Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor.
1607
01:43:05,430 --> 01:43:07,891
You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw.
1608
01:43:08,058 --> 01:43:09,852
No, they're setting me up, Archy.
1609
01:43:11,687 --> 01:43:15,607
You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney.
1610
01:43:16,692 --> 01:43:18,944
You are a very dirty bastard indeed.
1611
01:43:20,654 --> 01:43:22,906
Cut that lot free,
get them out of here now.
1612
01:43:23,156 --> 01:43:25,450
No need to worry just yet, fellas.
1613
01:43:25,617 --> 01:43:28,579
Nothing's gonna happen
while we're standing in the lift.
1614
01:43:28,954 --> 01:43:31,582
They'd have to carry
the corpses over to the cars...
1615
01:43:31,748 --> 01:43:33,959
...and that's too much like hard work.
1616
01:43:34,459 --> 01:43:38,422
In about two minutes from now,
when we're all walking along happily...
1617
01:43:38,589 --> 01:43:42,301
...Danny boy over there is gonna turn
and pop me two in the head.
1618
01:43:45,220 --> 01:43:47,639
Then one in the throat just to be sure.
1619
01:43:49,224 --> 01:43:51,476
You shouldn't have
brought me here, fellas.
1620
01:43:51,643 --> 01:43:53,478
JOHNNY:
You're just gonna end up as witnesses.
1621
01:43:55,439 --> 01:43:57,733
Once they've "dealt" with us...
1622
01:43:58,942 --> 01:44:01,820
...they're gonna put our corpses
in the boot of a stolen car...
1623
01:44:01,987 --> 01:44:04,990
...and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top.
1624
01:44:05,157 --> 01:44:08,118
I can let your imagination fill in the rest.
1625
01:44:10,495 --> 01:44:12,956
But see now, Danny boy is rattled.
1626
01:44:13,123 --> 01:44:14,124
[GUN COCKS]
1627
01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:15,834
Because he knows that you know.
1628
01:44:16,001 --> 01:44:20,172
So he's gonna fire.
1629
01:44:34,728 --> 01:44:35,979
[GUNSHOT]
1630
01:44:38,899 --> 01:44:41,944
Mickey, pass me the gun.
1631
01:44:42,110 --> 01:44:44,947
Quickly. Quickly, Mickey.
1632
01:44:45,113 --> 01:44:48,367
Don't worry, he can't defend himself,
he's got no head.
1633
01:45:00,671 --> 01:45:02,339
May I please have some help, fellas?
1634
01:45:07,761 --> 01:45:09,179
Put your fucking hands up.
1635
01:45:19,231 --> 01:45:21,900
I think we should get out of here,
don't you, John?
1636
01:45:30,826 --> 01:45:32,744
Make the deal, come on.
1637
01:45:32,911 --> 01:45:36,456
Turn them in. It's not like
the first time you done it, is it?
1638
01:45:39,543 --> 01:45:42,170
Michael Finny, 10 years.
1639
01:45:43,422 --> 01:45:44,881
LENNY: Fred the Head.
- Fred the Head.
1640
01:45:45,048 --> 01:45:47,592
LENNY: Give him a five,
for a bank job he '3 about to pull.
1641
01:45:47,759 --> 01:45:50,262
Here's the time and here's the place.
1642
01:45:50,429 --> 01:45:52,431
Frazier Nash, 15 years.
1643
01:45:52,597 --> 01:45:55,600
LENNY: One Two, just a two-stretch
to calm the flash fucker down.
1644
01:45:56,435 --> 01:46:00,105
Cousin Ronnie got six years
because of you, you bastard.
1645
01:46:00,272 --> 01:46:02,774
LENNY: Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy,
so give him a three.
1646
01:46:03,525 --> 01:46:05,902
Byron Dexter, eight years.
1647
01:46:06,069 --> 01:46:08,572
The Jew twins, 14 years.
1648
01:46:10,115 --> 01:46:13,452
The Jew twins, 14 years.
1649
01:46:13,618 --> 01:46:19,124
LENNY: Archy, he's as loyal as a dog,
but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years.
1650
01:46:19,750 --> 01:46:20,959
MAN:
Four years for Archy.
1651
01:46:22,210 --> 01:46:26,882
And of course me, Archy,
four long fucking years.
1652
01:46:38,310 --> 01:46:42,314
There is no spring without a winter.
1653
01:46:42,564 --> 01:46:45,150
No life without death.
1654
01:46:45,484 --> 01:46:47,778
And the demise of Lenny
has blown a new season...
1655
01:46:47,944 --> 01:46:50,614
...into the lungs of young Johnny.
1656
01:46:52,908 --> 01:46:56,828
Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw.
1657
01:46:59,664 --> 01:47:03,502
Well, it looks like that clinic
sorted you right out, Johnny boy.
1658
01:47:07,172 --> 01:47:08,340
You feeling better?
1659
01:47:09,508 --> 01:47:12,594
Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos.
1660
01:47:13,428 --> 01:47:17,140
I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up.
1661
01:47:17,307 --> 01:47:18,683
All but these little bastards.
1662
01:47:20,727 --> 01:47:22,187
Come on, give us a cuddle.
1663
01:47:24,064 --> 01:47:25,857
Welcome home.
1664
01:47:27,234 --> 01:47:30,529
- Give us your money, Arch.
- No, I can do better than that.
1665
01:47:30,695 --> 01:47:34,116
Turbo, show him
his welcome-home present.
1666
01:47:34,282 --> 01:47:36,701
JOHNNY:
What, you got me another coffin?
1667
01:47:36,868 --> 01:47:38,078
[ARCHY LAUGHS]
1668
01:47:39,287 --> 01:47:41,540
JOHNNY:
Goodbye, cruel world.
1669
01:47:44,292 --> 01:47:48,171
Now, I know how much you like the art, I
thought that would look good on your wall.
1670
01:47:48,547 --> 01:47:51,466
Someone's been telling you stories, Arch.
1671
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:53,635
Now, that must've been expensive.
1672
01:47:54,511 --> 01:47:58,348
As it happens, it did cost
a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg.
1673
01:48:00,725 --> 01:48:02,853
I see your music's back in the charts.
1674
01:48:03,019 --> 01:48:04,896
Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla.
1675
01:48:05,063 --> 01:48:06,648
Why, what you gonna be now, John?
1676
01:48:07,941 --> 01:48:09,901
You wanna watch out...
1677
01:48:11,194 --> 01:48:13,530
...because I'm gonna be
just like you, uncle.
1678
01:48:13,697 --> 01:48:18,201
Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla.
1679
01:54:12,263 --> 01:54:14,265
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