Original subtitles

♪♪

Raven: "Raven's Home" was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

(grunts)

Oh! Look at us, Rae!

Fixin' the couch ourselves. Again...

I told you, Chels, we are strong, independent women.

We don't need a man.

Psssh. No! No way! Haha, what!

Looks like mom and Auntie Rae

are repairing that couch for the third time this month.

(hammer banging)

They pay more attention to that couch than they do to us!

Mom, Aunt Chels! Hi!

Hey, don't you guys ever get tired of

fixing up that old thing?

What? Us? No. no, no. No way!

No, we like doin' a little DIY, right?

Ordering our parts from Chi-KEA.

It's way easier. And, it's cheaper, right?

And look, just like new. (laughs)

-Not this part. -No.

This part's not new.

Put that-put that back.

-What up, fam?! -Alright, look.

We got good news. We got bad news.

-Alright, hit us with the good news. -What?! No...

No, Rae. You want the bad news first.

That way, the good news swoops in and...

you know, makes you feel better.

Alright, so, uh, give us the bad news.

-Okay, well-- -Or do we want the good news first.

You, know? So we can savor it. Really enjoy it.

Before the bad news comes in, Just makes everything bad.

(all arguing)

This can, uh, this could go on for a while!

So why don't you just say it?

Well, the good news is my grandma Zophia is coming for a visit!

(everyone exclaims)

-I love Grandma Zophia. -Yeah.

The bad news is she had a fall.

Oh, that's-that is bad.

-That's bad. -But, she recovered.

-(everyone cheers) -Oh! Yeah!

But everyone...

She's really fragile, okay?

So just, please treat her carefully.

You know what, we will.

We're gonna chill out, lay low, and just relax on the couch.

Yeah!

-(couch breaks) -Oop!

Not... Not-not that couch.

-♪ Hey ♪ -♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪

-♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪ -♪ Learning how to fly ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ C'mon! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

-♪ We get loud! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ ♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ ♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪

(Raven laughing)

Yep! That's us.

(laughing)

♪♪

Okay, here's one! I kinda like this...

I like the lumps, Chels, I like the lumps.

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, it's like a massage chair except,

you do the work yourself.

Very nice.

Okay, enough is enough.

Don't you guys think that it's time to toss out

this couch and get a new one?

(scoffs)

Great idea. Good goin', Nia!

No "good going, Nia."

No, no we are not getting rid of this couch--

Absolutely not!

We put a lot of money into this one already.

-Now if you'll excuse us... -Uh-huh.

We have to go to work

and sit on a couch that is a lot more comfortable.

I see what's goin' on here.

Mom and Aunt Chels have put all of their money

into starting up their new business.

They're probably strapped for cash.

Makes sense. I mean,

the little fixes they do on the couch are

definitely less expensive than getting a new one.

Wait...

Levi, what if we bought one ourselves?

Like as a present for them, but mainly for us.

I dunno, Nia. That's a big decision.

I didn't do all those chores

for Gertie in 2B so I could buy a couch.

I'm tryin' to go to college here.

Come on, Levi...

Why don't you, uh, sit down and give me

one good reason why we shouldn't get a new couch.

Okay.

Eh...

We need a new couch.

-Great. Let's go! -Nope.

Can't get up.

My butt's asleep.

♪♪

I love when Grandma Zo visits!

She's the best!

She gives the best gifts and she bakes the best cookies!

She's just all around the...

The best?

Yeah!

I'm gonna take care of her and do all of her favorite things.

Play cards, do puzzles, and quilt a little bit.

Actually, I'm gonna call her right now. She should be here.

(heavy metal music playing)

-(phone beeps) -(chuckles)

Somebody here got my number?

Grandma, what are you doing?

And, what are you wearing?

Oh, well, I'm rockin' out!

Your mother and I are making a music video.

Where's the hug?

(laughs)

You just had a fall.

-Don't you think you should sit back and relax? -Oh...

I've been sitting all the way here.

On my hog! Vroom, vroom!

On your hog?

-Are those bugs in your hair? -Oh!

Yeah... (laughs)

My motorcycle goes 120 miles an hour.

You should see how many bugs I swallowed.

Man, Grandma Zo. You've really changed.

And so have you!

Why you used to come up to here.

And now, you're as tall as me!

But, how quick are your hands?

-Ah! -Too slow.

What's happened to sweet Grandma Zo?

I dunno. It's your grandma.

Grandma, did you bring your famous cookies?

No. (chuckles)

Cookies take time to bake.

And I do not have time to waste.

How does... a monster truck rally sound?

Sounds like you're the best grandma ever!

(chuckles) Go ahead. Pinch these cheeks.

Ow!

(laughs)

(laughs nervously) When-when'd you get so strong?

Oh, probably about the same time you got so soft.

Oh, but you are still adorable!

Hey! I'm gonna go tell your mom we're outie!

Okay...

I don't think she should be doin'

all this stuff after her fall.

Tess, I think she's fine.

She looks like she's living her best life.

(whooshing)

(grunts) Ah, I shouldn't have pushed.

Tess!

I just had a vision of Grandma Zo getting hurt

because she pushed herself too much.

I knew it!

We're gonna have to slow her down a little bit.

Hey! We better hit the truck rally.

Oh! Maybe we could ride

on one of those monsters. Eh?

No, Grandma Zo.

Like you used to always tell me:

You can look at the monsters, just don't touch.

-And did you listen when I said that? -No.

Mh-hmm. Then zip it! Let's go.

♪♪

All right, kids!

This is like the longest walk

to a pinata I've ever taken.

This, uh, blindfold smells a little funky.

Is this Booker's sock?

And behold!

The kindness of your loving children.

Okay, ready? Take 'em off!

Okay...

Ah!

(both gasp)

Take in that new couch feel,

that new couch shine, that new couch smell!

Hmm... ahh!

Levi, don't be weird. (chuckles)

Look at them, Levi. They're speechless!

No!

Oh, wow. They're really gettin' in there.

Oh!

(both scream)

Levi and Nia: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Okay, stop! Stop! Look, we knew you guys would never

get a new couch for yourselves,

so we put all of our funds and asked our dads for help.

Raven and Chelsea: What?

When?

(stammers): This morning, when you guys told us

to keep it down while you were working.

Yeah, but why? Why?! Whyja?!

Why? Why? Whyja?!

-Why? -To surprise you.

What's goin' on? You don't seem too happy.

We told you, We put money in that couch!

Right, and now you won't have to anymore.

You're welcome!

What? No... ahh! No!

(chuckles) Sweetheart, no.

We meant we literally put money in that couch!

Our whole life savings was in that couch!

(stammers) I'ma-I'm-I'm--

I'ma need to lie down. I'ma need...

I'm gonna lie down too.

-This couch is amazing. -Yeah.

♪♪

We are so sorry.

We just wanted to do something nice for you.

You did, sweetie. You did.

Now, here's what I'ma need.

I'ma need this old couch back,

so I can get my money out of it.

Um, did you-did you-- Where did you...

-Is it on the curb? -Is it on the curb?

Um... Well, it was.

And, then we called the donation center

to come pick it up.

-Oh. Okay... -(screeches)

Ohh, curses for raising such beautiful, generous children, Chels!

I am so good at mothering! I'm too good!

-You are Rae. You're a hero! -Thank you.

Let's back up. I'm confused.

Why did you keep all of our money in the couch?

Well, Levi...

You see, ever since your dad stole all the Schmop money,

I haven't had much confidence in banks, ya know?

I like to keep my mind on my money

and my money in my couch.

Ah! Oh my God, I just came up with that!

-(chuckles) What?! -It's gone, Chels...

-Yeah. I know. -It's all gone.

We have to get to work 'cause we have a client there.

We're gonna have to make money,

-since all the money we had is gone-- -I...

We'll talk about this later!

Nia, what are we gonna do?

We can fix this.

Alright, we just need to call that donation center

and tell them we need that couch back.

What do you mean we can't get the couch back?!

Well-well, who bought it?

Somebody else's business... You don't have to be rude.

Oh, oh, you literally mean someone else's business. Ah.

Oh, okay! Well, can you tell us who?

I got it.

Listen, bucko! And you listen good.

I'm tryin' to go to college here.

Now, you're gonna tell us who purchased that couch.

Their address and their phone number.

(dial tone)

Hello?

Hello?

I dunno what you said, Nia, but they hung up on ya.

You know, for someone who's on the mend,

you sure are strong.

Winning that one-armed pull-up contest

got you a free ride in the monster truck.

And this is the hat I got!

They were giving those hats way.

I still made that marine cry.

-(laughs) -(grunts)

What a rush!

Oh, it made my heart skip a beat.

Oh, in a good way!

Ya know, not in a, "I had too much sugar" kinda way.

(watch beeps)

Oh, does that mean it's time for your nap?

-Come on. Come on. -Hey, wise guy! I don't take naps!

-I'm an athlete! -(winces)

Yeah! It's time to hit the bag!

Hit the bag? Booker, where does it end?

With an ice pack.

Unless we do something.

-Tess? -Nia! I missed you!

I missed you!

Guys, it's only been like three hours.

Let's go, Nia. Hey, Booker!

-Miss ya! Yes! -Miss you too, lil' bro!

-Save me a cookie? -Hey, they came in a box.

But they, like, still taste good.

Booker, Grandma Zo used to be so mellow.

I'm really worried if she doesn't slow her roll,

she's gonna end up in a full body cast.

I'll be on the roof if you need me.

Yeah, no. That roll is picking up speed.

We need a plan. Fast.

-(snaps fingers) Ah, got it! (laughs) -Really?

No, no, no, I don't got it.

-Oh. Oh, oh wait, I got it! -Yeah?

Dang, I still don't got it!

But I'ma get it. I'ma get it...

♪♪

Oh my gosh, Levi.

We have been to every business in the neighborhood.

I'm exhausted.

Let's just sit and regroup in this air conditioning

until they make us order something.

Yikes...

I thought our couch was uncomfortable.

This feels worse.

I know! It's almost as lumpy as...

Both: Our couch?

Oh, Levi! It is our couch!

Shhh...

(whispers): It is our couch.

Levi, we've gotta get this thing outta here.

But how?

Well, by doing what the Baxter-Carter-Graysons do best...

We're gonna scheme.

♪♪

Hello, ladies! How are you all?

Alright, now, before we meet the rich widower,

I wanna introduce you all to Grandma Zo.

And, when we meet her, let's try to turn this

like wild grandma, into like a-a mild grandma.

No, no, no-- not that you guys are mild...

-(snoring) -Myrtle, could you--

could you please wake up Alma?

Awesome.

Okay, Joyce, Marie. You guys are on bingo.

Peggy, Trudy-- hard candy.

Myrtle, Alma-- you guys are my quilters.

Grandma Zo is on her way!

I had to take a left hook to the ribs but,

I got her to stop boxing.

Hey, what's goin' on here?

These are all the hip single ladies!

I think they wanted to hang with you. See what's up.

Yeah, right.

There isn't a real hip in this bunch.

Grandma Zo, these are all our neighbors.

-Just give 'em a chance. -Please?

For me? I mean, we have all the things you used to love.

Fine. I need to cool down anyway.

You girls like alligator wrestling?

Okay! We're gonna leave you to it. Have fun, ladies!

-Told ya I was gonna get it. -This was my plan!

What is with your family and the punching?

♪♪

Sorry! This seat's taken.

Hey! Ma'am.

Trust me, this couch will only add to your discomfort.

Hey there, cuties!

Yeah, so it's one thing when

you're sitting there and not ordering anything.

But it's another when you're pushing away paying customers.

So either order, or scooch.

We have to tell you something about this couch.

Yes...

-Bad feng shui. -Oh!

It's directly across from the restroom.

Do you really wanna flush away all of your blessings?

No...

Hmm. It doesn't seem to fit anywhere else...

Let's put it on the sidewalk!

Or! I can hang a mirror outside the restroom

to reflect all this luck back on the couch! Yes!

That mirror really is gonna tie this room together.

♪♪

Okay, do it...

Now! Go, go, go, go!

Ah.

Oh! No, Levi! Are you okay?

Oh no, sweetie! What happened?

My brother has fallen terribly ill.

And it's bad.

Oh, we need to call the paramedics.

No, no, no, no.

He just needs a breath of fresh air.

But we can't move him,

so I guess we'll just have to use this stretcher.

Oh no, sweetie, this isn't a stretcher.

-This is a couch. -Oh, it'll have to do!

No, I have a stretcher in the back that you can use.

Of course you do.

-Ehh... -Just give it up! Levi.

Obviously, we are not the schemers of the family.

But the thinkers!

So we're gonna need to call in the dream scheme team.

There are only two people

who are more devious than we are.

-Tess and Booker. -Mm-mmm.

More professional.

Oh, my dad.

I'm just gonna tell you.

I was talking about our moms.

♪♪

Jab. Jab. Hook.

Uppercut. Nice uppercut, Peg!

Okay, Marie! Keep it clean. No biting.

Hey, yeah, it's all fun and games

until somebody loses their teeth.

Grandma, what's going on?

And what did you do with all the quilts and bingo cards?

Why are you so hung up in all this old people stuff?

'Cause you're old, Grandma!

(everyone gasps)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, it's just...

You know what?

Never mind.

Uh, girls, we need the room. Why don't you, uh,

power walk around the block! Eh?

Tess, what's goin' on?

What's going on with you?

All this wild stuff?

I'm worried about you getting hurt again.

Tess...

Do you know what I was doing when I fell?

I was walking from my yarn basket,

to my rocking chair.

It's a risk just walking through the living room

and I would rather take my risk living.

Oh...

I'm sorry.

I just wanted to take care of you.

And, maybe have cookie time like we used to.

-You remember the song? -(laughs) I do.

♪ When the big hand is on the cookie jar ♪

♪ And the little hand is on the tummy ♪

♪ It's time to make and eat something ♪

both: ♪ That's yummy yummy yummy yummy ♪

Cookie time!

-(laughs) -Wow.

Yo, when I was four that song was fire.

Don't at me.

I-I like making cookies.

But I don't like to just make cookies.

It's like what you kids say: BOLO.

It's YOLO and we don't say it anymore.

Uh, whadya think the "B" stood for?

Boring. Boring Only Lives Once.

I didn't wanna BOLO...

You know what?

That may catch on.

Hmm! Okay! (chuckles)

Hey! Why don't we go make some cookies

and I will tell you all about last week

when I ran with the bulls!

Hey, you told us you were on a cruise to Boca.

-Yeah, and if your mother asks, I was. -Okay.

♪♪

(both gasp)

My baby girl!

(both scream)

Ooh! Ooh! Still as lumpy and bumpy as I remember!

-Levi, you're goin' to college. -Yes!

We-we still have to get this couch outta here.

And I don't see that happening with glarin' Maren over there

Okay, alright. Here's what we do. Ready?

We tell her that the feng shui in the building is off.

I already did that.

Ooh! Levi fakes a fainting spell.

Been there too.

Oh.

Well, since the greatest hits didn't work,

I guess we gotta go old school...

I'll distract Maren while you guys get this couch out of here.

I love my baby girl!

And, yes, this time I mean you.

(awkwardly cheering)

Ahem. Hello? Hi? Ms. Maren.

I'd like to file a complaint.

Well, you know, a complaint

is just a few letters away from a compliment.

How can I help you get there?

Last week, I had a croissant that was stale.

Why didn't you tell me last week?

Let me guess, because last week

your family wasn't trying to sneak the couch out of my shop.

I can see it in the reflection of the pots.

Ms. Maren, we are so sorry.

This is our couch and we didn't mean for it to get donated.

This is just a really big misunderstanding.

Yeah, how do we-- how do we fix this?

Can we buy it back? Let's say uh, $200.

What?

Well...

I only paid $50 for it. So, sold!

Oh! Okay, yeah, pay the girl, Chels.

Alright. Alright.

Let me get my purse.

-There it is. -Alright.

There you go.

This is our couch bank.

Oh, you should have just told me.

Why? Then you will give us our money back?

(laughs)

Well, as a fellow business owner,

-you can't knock the hustle. -No, you can't.

-C'mon, you guys! -Let's do it!

Push, push, push.

Use your legs! Not your back!

Alright, push!

(yelling and cheering)

♪♪

♪ It's yummy yummy yummy yummy ♪

♪ It's cookie time ♪

(snaps) ♪ It's cookie time ♪

(snaps) ♪ It's cookie time ♪

What? I like it now. It's catchy.

I told you it was a bop, bro!

Ayee, you told me it was a bop!

-Okay, straight back. -Okay!

Alright, alright, now pivot!

Pivot. Pivot!

-This way. -You're not pivoting!

Wait!

-Wait, you guys, it's stuck. -Yeah.

Grandma Zo: Hey, Raven! I can help! I can push!

Raven: Oh thanks Grandma Zo, but don't wor--

Wow. You are strong.

(all gasp)

Oh! My arm...

Oh, that sounds bad!

Grandma! Are you okay?

I'm good.

But I dropped all the cookies.

No!

(gasps)

♪♪

Ahh, I shouldn't have pushed.

(whispers): Hey, this was my vision.

And what I was worried about.

But, she's fine.

Hey, grandma, I'm really sorry your doctor said

no skydiving for a while.

It's okay. (laughs)

But he didn't say anything about skateboarding!

Both: Yeah!

Grandma Zo, you skateboard?

-You are granny goals. -(laughs)

BOLO!

All: BOLO!

-Aw! -Ooh! Ah!

Sorry, sorry.

♪♪

Wow. This couch is so less lumpy

without all the money inside.

You know, I can't believe we had money

under our butts the whole time.

I always wondered why I find 20s in your cushions

instead of quarters.

I didn't say I took the 20s.

I don't need money, y'all feed me.

So! Mom, Aunt Chels, where'd you guys end up

stashing all of the money?

Nah-nah-ah, Nia. No, no, no.

We'll never tell.

Found it!

♪♪