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They all work. All four of them.
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OK, good. Good to test them.
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How is he? Charles? Is he ready?
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- Erm...
- Emmerdale. Hollyoaks.
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EastEnders. Coronation Street.
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Emmerdale?
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D, Coronation Street.
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Coronation Street is
the right answer, well done.
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- Oh, bum.
- Yeah, no, he's, erm...
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He's going to need
all the help he can get.
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This way, please.
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So this is just a little practice,
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before we send you off to the canteen
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for a bite to eat, OK?
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Oh, and to warn,
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we're starting with a rollover
contestant from yesterday.
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So you won't be called upon
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until probably
quite a way into the show,
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just to, like, manage
your expectations and everything.
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Right!
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Just a rehearsal!
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Fingers on buttons.
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Put these Disney films
in order of their release.
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A, Little Mermaid.
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B, Snow White.
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C, Aladdin.
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D, Dumbo.
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OK, pretty straightforward, B, D, A, C.
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Let's look who was fastest.
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Janet! On 6.52 seconds, well done.
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- And, Charles?
- Yeah.
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- I'm afraid you were last.
- Oh, well. It's just nice to be here.
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- Yeah. Only rehearsal.
- Yeah, OK.
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- OK. Over to you, Rebecca.
- Fantastic.
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OK, folks, if you'd
like to follow me, please.
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He's the husband
of the sister of the brother
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who were all here, so...
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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But seriously, honestly,
I wouldn't worry,
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he's like Tim-Nice-But-Dim army type,
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I doubt he'll even get in the chair.
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Terrible in rehearsal and, so, yeah.
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Oh, and his wife did request
an extra ticket, though.
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Audience is full, but I could
put them in the overspill?
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Fine, wherever.
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Don't be so on edge.
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I'm gonna be the one in the chair,
hopefully.
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I wish you were more on edge,
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so I'd know you knew how
nerve-wracking it is out there.
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Well, at least we're
getting to spend more time together.
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- All right.
- Of course, yeah.
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Right, place these words
of an Agatha Christie novel
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in the right order.
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Nile, On, Death, The!
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And it was, of course,
Death On The Nile.
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And who gets to sit in the chair next?
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It's... Charles Ingram!
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Well done, Charles.
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Are you ready to play
for a million pounds?
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- Is the Pope a Catholic?
- And... hold there!
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- What did I...?
- Oh, don't worry, no, no, no.
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It's a lot less continuous
and magic than it is on tele.
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Erm, lots of stops and starts.
We're gonna mic your guest up now
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and put them
in their seat in the audience.
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- Who have you brought?
- Uh, my wife.
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You've met actually, she played before.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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Oh, yes!
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Hello... again.
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OK, folks, here we go. And...
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OK, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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Erm, so, we've seen quite
a lot of the Major's family
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on this show, Charles...
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First off was his wife,
Diana, who won 32 grand.
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Erm, then brother-in-law Adrian,
who won 32 grand, as well.
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So it's a matter of
family honour, Charles.
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- No pressure, then!
- No. No. No, no pressure.
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What, are you trying to win
a million between you?
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First question of 15.
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"What name is given to a person
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"who is against increasing
the powers of the European Union?"
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Eurosceptic. Eurostar.
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Eurotrash. Eurovision.
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It's, erm...
It's Eurosceptic, Chris, yeah.
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That's correct.
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So for £2,000.
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Coronation Street...
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- I bet you know this one.
- Oh, no, I've never watched it.
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Charles, it's been on for 40 years!
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I know, I know, I just...
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In Coronation Street,
who is Audrey's daughter?
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Janice, Gail, Linda, Sally.
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Erm, no, it's nothing...
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It's nothing, erm...
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I'm not getting anything.
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Erm, no, it's...
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Oh, sorry, sir,
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you can't be out here
on the phone, I'm afraid.
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Yeah, no, sorry, I'm...
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I know, I know, sorry,
I just need to, erm...
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- Sir, if you don't mind?
- Yeah, of course.
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Sorry. I was just trying
to get in touch...
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OK, no, I... Yeah.
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I'll have to ask the audience, Chris.
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- Cut to Chris.
- OK, audience.
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She's right. He's an idiot.
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Fingers on keypads.
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Which still begs the question
how he got in the goddamn chair,
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but hey-ho, and all the fun of the fair.
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- OK!
- And 89% say Gail.
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Well. Gosh, yeah, OK...
Well, I'll go for B, go for Gail.
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Oh, "Where is the River Foyle"?
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Erm... Erm...
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I think I'm gonna have to, erm...
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Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm gonna have to...
phone a friend..
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It's all right, that's what
the lifelines are there for.
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OK, who are we gonna call, Major?
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- Erm, Gerald.
- OK, let's call Gerald, please.
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- Where's Gerald?
- Erm, South Wales.
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Mr Pollock, I mean it now,
we'll have to confiscate your phone.
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Yeah, all right. OK. OK. Yep, sorry.
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- This way, sir.
- Keep an eye on him.
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Is the right answer.
And that takes you to £4,000!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Charles, we're gonna
have to drag you back tomorrow,
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along with ten new
Fastest Finger First contestants.
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And they are...
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Tecwen Whittock from Pontypridd!
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Aaron Ford from New Malden!
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Jacob Nixon from Frome!
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Charlotte Edmonds from Edinburgh.
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Helen McGrath form Broadstairs.
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Sorry, darling.
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Bloody Coronation Street.
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It's OK, we just need to
strategise for tomorrow.
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We need to regroup.
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Well, I can't be back tomorrow,
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I mean, I shouldn't really
be here today, so...
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Knock-knock, sorry to interrupt.
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Just giving you your hotel details.
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Oh, no, I'm really sorry,
but I actually think
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- we have to get back home tonight.
- Back home?
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Yeah, I've got... I've
got work in the morning.
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But you're our rollover contestant.
You're back in the chair tomorrow.
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I know, I know,
but we didn't necessarily think
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that we would rollover, did we?
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- No.
- No.
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- Well, can't you call in sick?
- It's the British Army.
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- No, you can't call in sick.
- I know, but, like...
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...there's no war on, is there?
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I mean, I'm joking, but I'm not really.
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We have to have you back here.
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We will be back. I promise, I promise.
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But work takes precedence, I'm so sorry.
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- Charles, car, five minutes.
- Yeah.
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Hello, Tecwen speaking.
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Ah, yes, Tecwen. Hi.
It's, erm, Diana Ingram here.
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- Erm, Adrian's sister.
- Oh. Hello, yes. Diana. Yes.
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Oh, my God, fortuitous timing.
You'll never guess what.
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Oh, I-I think I can, actually,
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you're going to be on the show
tomorrow, I've just heard,
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erm, weirdly, I'm here... at the studio.
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Charles, my husband, he's here,
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he's going to be in the chair tomorrow,
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for when you're in
the Fastest Finger seats.
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- Oh, my. What a coincidence.
- I know. I know.
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So, erm, I just thought
I'd call for a quick chat.
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All right?
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We're welcoming back Charles,
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Major Charles Ingram, into the chair.
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"Morning, Major!" "Morning, Fawlty!"
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So do you have a strategy, then, Major?
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Well, erm... Well, yeah, I do.
I do have a strategy, actually.
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I, erm... I was a bit defensive
on the last show,
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erm, you know,
talking myself out of answers
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that I... frankly,
I should have known and do know
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and, erm... So, yeah... So I'm... I'm...
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Yeah, I'm, sort of,
going on the counterattack.
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We're going on a counterattack.
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Yeah, and basically I'm...
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I'm just gonna try and show
a bit more self-commitment.
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Well, erm, let's put this strategy
to the test.
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Right, Major Charles Ingram,
are you ready to play?
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This, for £8,000.
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Who was the second husband
of Jacqueline Kennedy?
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Adnan Khashoggi.
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Ronald Reagan.
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Aristotle Onassis.
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Rupert Murdoch.
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All right, we're not expecting
this guy to be in long,
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he's two lifelines down,
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so make sure we're prepped for the next.
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Roger, roger.
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I would have thought...
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I would have thought,
it would be Aristotle Onassis.
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Erm...
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Yeah, one...
One of my sub-strategies is...
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Oh, my, we've got sub-strategies now?!
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Yeah, yeah, and sub-sub-strategies.
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But one of my sub-strategies
is to take my time
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and, erm, list all the...
all the options.
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So...
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Adnan Kashoggi.
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Ronald Reagan.
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And Rupert Murdoch.
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Aristotle Onassis.
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Yeah, yeah, I think...
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I'm pretty sure
it's, erm, Aristotle Onassis.
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Final answer?
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Final answer, yeah.
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You didn't have to play.
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Well, this new self-committed Charles
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is a wild and crazy man.
That's the correct answer!
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OK, so you've got £16,000.
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Now for the all-important 32,000.
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Who had a hit UK album
with Born To Do It,
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released in 2000?
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Coldplay.
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Toploader.
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A1.
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Craig David.
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Coldplay.
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Toploader.
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A1.
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Craig David.
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OK, well, erm...
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- All right?
- Yeah.
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That major from last night
is nearly up to 32 grand, amazingly.
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I think it's A1.
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He's like a new man today.
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But it could be Toploader.
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Which is also something
to do with a barrel on a rifle.
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So... Erm, I've never heard
of Craig David.
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Erm...
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Erm, I...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...
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I think I'm gonna have to use
my final lifeline, 50:50.
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Computer, take away two wrong answers,
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leave Charles with the right answer
and one remaining wrong answer.
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Oh, that's not any easier...
Erm... Urgh.
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Do you know what?
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I think I'm gonna go for it,
I think I'm gonna go for A1.
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Final answer?
249
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:37,079
No.
250
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,681
No. Erm...
251
00:14:47,926 --> 00:14:49,419
Craig David...
252
00:14:55,822 --> 00:14:57,822
Craig... David.
253
00:15:10,635 --> 00:15:13,923
You know, when... When I'm at home,
erm, and I'm practising,
254
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,696
you know, I guess... I guess...
255
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,186
Well, I guess wrong 80% of the time,
256
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:22,227
so I think I'm gonna
go with Craig David.
257
00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:26,675
Charles, you'd never heard of him
a moment ago?!
258
00:15:26,711 --> 00:15:28,129
No, Craig David. I'm gonna...
259
00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:31,843
- Final answer?
- Yeah, final answer.
260
00:15:34,317 --> 00:15:37,538
Well, erm, what a show
this is turning into.
261
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:41,075
Major Charles Ingram was on £16,000.
262
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,708
He didn't have to play this question.
263
00:15:42,789 --> 00:15:46,366
He said in his own words that
he'd never heard of Craig David.
264
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,179
He went with A1.
265
00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:50,924
And then, because...
266
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,476
Well, I'd rather lost
the plot of his thinking then,
267
00:15:53,512 --> 00:15:55,437
but he changed his mind,
268
00:15:55,473 --> 00:16:00,438
knowing that he would lose £15,000
if he gave the wrong answer.
269
00:16:00,474 --> 00:16:03,035
He went with Craig David,
who he'd never heard of.
270
00:16:03,789 --> 00:16:04,789
Yep.
271
00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,661
And that's the right answer!
272
00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:10,662
Unbelievable.
273
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:13,650
I don't know how you do that!
I really don't!
274
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:16,711
Incredible.
275
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,962
- Yes?
- Paul. It's David.
276
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,999
It's happening,
I think the thing is happening.
277
00:16:30,382 --> 00:16:32,347
The rollover contestant from last night,
278
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:33,490
I think he's cheating.
279
00:16:34,298 --> 00:16:36,987
He...? What, in getting on the show?
280
00:16:37,087 --> 00:16:38,730
No, cheating on the show,
281
00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:40,891
cheating at the actual...
the actual game.
282
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,841
Is the correct answer.
283
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,213
How do you...? You can't cheat the show,
284
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,357
either you know the answer,
or you don't.
285
00:16:47,446 --> 00:16:50,083
Look something isn't right. He's...
286
00:16:51,852 --> 00:16:53,544
Normal people don't play like this.
287
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,336
All right, I'm... I'm coming down.
288
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,109
Yeah, I mean, it's a down payment
on a house, isn't it? So...
289
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,472
So, yeah. Yeah. Holbein. Holbein.
290
00:17:12,352 --> 00:17:13,517
Final answer?
291
00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:14,837
Final answer.
292
00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:20,071
OK. Erm, first of all,
you thought it was Rembrandt.
293
00:17:22,164 --> 00:17:23,692
Said you'd seen the painting.
294
00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:26,068
You then thought it was Holbein.
295
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:38,600
You've just won £125,000!
296
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,458
Incredible.
297
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,979
Incredible. You're just getting better!
298
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,396
OK, something's weird.
299
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,276
- How is he doing this?
- Yeah, I have no idea.
300
00:17:49,312 --> 00:17:52,277
I mean, you were struggling more
at £200 than you are now.
301
00:17:52,352 --> 00:17:55,317
- I-I dunno!
- Unbelievable.
302
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,075
Well, Charles, here it is.
303
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:02,800
A cheque, for a quarter of a...
It sounds strange, doesn't it.
304
00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:05,801
...a quarter of a million pounds.
Gosh, you're shaking.
305
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,412
I know, I know, I don't...
306
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,100
I know that, frankly,
you didn't think you'd be able
307
00:18:09,136 --> 00:18:12,074
to equal your wife.
And, frankly, Charles, nor did I.
308
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:15,217
Well, this is real money.
309
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:19,074
£250,000.
310
00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:20,760
But we don't want to give you that!
311
00:18:22,555 --> 00:18:23,920
This question...
312
00:18:24,648 --> 00:18:27,074
for half a million pounds.
313
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:36,577
Baron Haussmann is best known
for the planning of which city?
314
00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:38,988
Rome.
315
00:18:39,672 --> 00:18:40,737
Paris.
316
00:18:41,407 --> 00:18:42,472
Berlin.
317
00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:44,744
Athens.
318
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,221
Think it's Berlin.
319
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:53,110
God!
320
00:18:58,521 --> 00:18:59,846
Yeah, Berlin.
321
00:18:59,882 --> 00:19:01,568
I mean, Haussmann...
322
00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:04,501
You know, seems...
Seems like a German name,
323
00:19:04,537 --> 00:19:05,922
rather than a Italian name,
324
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,844
or a Parisian name, or an Athens name.
325
00:19:08,219 --> 00:19:09,494
Erm...
326
00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:14,261
Rome.
327
00:19:15,961 --> 00:19:17,066
Paris.
328
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:25,670
Yeah. Do you know,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna rethink it.
329
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,698
Because I don't...
I don't think it's Athens
330
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,980
and I'm pretty sure it's not Rome.
331
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,457
And I would have thought...
332
00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:34,294
I would have thought it was, erm...
333
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:38,081
Berlin, but there's a chance
it could be Paris.
334
00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:46,346
Oh, God, no.
335
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:53,050
You stand to lose £218,000.
336
00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:58,839
Yeah, I think... I-I think it's Paris.
I'm gonna play.
337
00:20:00,063 --> 00:20:02,527
Right, hang on.
Now, wait, where are we?!
338
00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:06,214
No, Paris.
339
00:20:06,524 --> 00:20:07,849
Paris, final answer.
340
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:11,808
- Final answer?
- Final answer.
341
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:16,942
You thought it was Berlin.
342
00:20:17,703 --> 00:20:19,703
"Berlin, Berlin, Berlin".
343
00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:25,034
You changed your mind to Paris...
344
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,810
- That's brought you £500,000!
- Yes! Yes!
345
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,640
That's unbelievable! Unbelievable!
346
00:20:38,351 --> 00:20:40,652
- Incredible.
- Oh, shit, the glitter.
347
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:42,592
Never thought we'd get to
the million-pound question,
348
00:20:42,628 --> 00:20:43,676
but we're at the million-pound question,
349
00:20:43,712 --> 00:20:45,805
I never prepared the bloody glitter.
Where's the glitter man?
350
00:20:45,938 --> 00:20:52,578
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen ♪
351
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:56,619
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah... ♪
352
00:20:56,794 --> 00:21:01,154
♪ Ame-e-e-e-en. ♪
353
00:21:25,437 --> 00:21:27,082
Well, erm...
354
00:21:27,532 --> 00:21:29,817
It's not often I get to say this. But...
355
00:21:30,282 --> 00:21:32,655
for £1 million:
356
00:21:33,789 --> 00:21:35,100
The number one,
357
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:38,895
followed by 100 zeros
358
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,134
is known by what name?
359
00:21:43,074 --> 00:21:44,115
Googol.
360
00:21:45,084 --> 00:21:46,274
Megatron.
361
00:21:47,762 --> 00:21:49,002
Gigabit.
362
00:21:49,819 --> 00:21:51,242
Nanomole.
363
00:21:58,137 --> 00:21:59,896
Well, let's see.
364
00:22:01,332 --> 00:22:04,254
Erm, Giga...
365
00:22:05,465 --> 00:22:06,570
Nano...
366
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,133
Oh, God, don't start.
367
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:24,860
Right, OK.
368
00:22:28,142 --> 00:22:31,191
God, I don't... I don't, erm...
369
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:35,092
- Well?
- Watch, just watch...
370
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,625
I'm not sure.
371
00:22:37,868 --> 00:22:39,917
However...
372
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,360
Charles, you haven't been sure
since question two!
373
00:22:48,199 --> 00:22:52,287
God, I... I think...
I think it's a Megatron.
374
00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:59,106
I have to say, I've...
375
00:22:59,142 --> 00:23:00,399
And I've never heard,
376
00:23:00,435 --> 00:23:02,950
I haven't...
No, I've never heard of a googol.
377
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:10,918
- Do you know the answer?
- Yes, it's googol.
378
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,281
That's what I thought.
379
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:20,799
Googol.
380
00:23:22,511 --> 00:23:23,625
Googol.
381
00:23:27,595 --> 00:23:29,625
Yeah, I mean, you know,
by process of elimination,
382
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:32,324
I actually think it is a googol.
But I don't know what a googol is.
383
00:23:37,025 --> 00:23:38,665
It's not a gigabit,
a nanomole, or a Megatron
384
00:23:38,701 --> 00:23:42,061
and there's only four of them,
so it must be googol, mustn't it?
385
00:23:42,097 --> 00:23:43,097
I mean...
386
00:23:48,908 --> 00:23:51,625
I mean, I don't mind taking
the odd risk now and again.
387
00:23:55,284 --> 00:23:58,277
My strategy has... has worked so far.
388
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,625
Chris, I'm gonna play.
389
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:09,625
You know, you don't have
to play this, Charles.
390
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:11,625
No-one would blame you
if you walked away right now,
391
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:13,660
with half a million pounds.
392
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:21,625
Googol.
393
00:24:22,869 --> 00:24:23,882
Final answer?
394
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,668
Final answer.
395
00:24:26,777 --> 00:24:28,777
Catch me when I fall on the floor.
396
00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:34,625
Don't go to a break.
397
00:24:34,856 --> 00:24:36,679
Please, don't go to...
Please, don't go for a break.
398
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:40,095
- We're taking a break.
- Oh, God!
399
00:24:42,429 --> 00:24:45,388
Don't go anywhere, I know you won't,
400
00:24:45,424 --> 00:24:48,866
on what is an epic night
in British television.
401
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,660
Oh, my God.
402
00:25:02,381 --> 00:25:04,456
We should stop it now. Just stop it.
403
00:25:04,492 --> 00:25:07,457
We can't stop it, we have no proof.
We just, I don't know, just...
404
00:25:09,788 --> 00:25:11,199
We have to carry on.
405
00:25:11,894 --> 00:25:14,625
- You all right?
- Erm, yeah, I just, erm...
406
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:16,625
I mean, no, not really. HE CHUCKLES
407
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:17,809
No!
408
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:21,270
So you can see, can you, if I've got
the answer right on your screen?
409
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:22,660
I can.
410
00:25:24,051 --> 00:25:25,671
I'm sure it'll just be a few seconds.
411
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:35,660
Thank you.
412
00:25:45,918 --> 00:25:47,854
OK, studio, and...
413
00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:54,332
Welcome back.
414
00:25:54,368 --> 00:25:57,333
Wow. Erm, we are here
with Charles Ingram.
415
00:25:57,936 --> 00:26:01,625
Who, after first thinking
it was Megatron,
416
00:26:02,014 --> 00:26:05,625
erm, then played googol
as his final answer.
417
00:26:06,257 --> 00:26:07,660
Even though he'd never heard of it.
418
00:26:15,011 --> 00:26:16,211
Charles?
419
00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:25,304
You've just won £1 million!
420
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,660
One million!
421
00:26:29,660 --> 00:26:35,625
You are the most amazing player
we have ever, ever had!
422
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,197
Diana? Come on down,
my darling, come on.
423
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,742
One million!
424
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:44,390
£1 million!
425
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,760
I can't believe it.
426
00:26:52,339 --> 00:26:55,664
The best player we have ever had!
427
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,305
What a man!
428
00:26:57,456 --> 00:26:59,868
Quite an amazing man.
429
00:26:59,923 --> 00:27:03,625
I have no idea how you did it.
430
00:27:03,811 --> 00:27:06,625
- I don't know.
- Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
431
00:27:07,047 --> 00:27:09,591
Unbelievable, Diana, my darling,
come here.
432
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:12,625
Ladies and gentlemen, Charles Ingram.
433
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,673
♪ Right from her doorway we roam... ♪
434
00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:31,835
♪ Eats and then It's a pleasure again ♪
435
00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:33,422
♪ Walkin' my baby... ♪
436
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:37,744
"Charles Ingram. One million."
437
00:27:38,609 --> 00:27:40,945
♪ I don't mean maybe
438
00:27:40,981 --> 00:27:43,611
♪ Walkin' my baby
439
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:49,128
♪ Back home. ♪
440
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,422
What? What am I listening for?
441
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:57,912
Just wait. It, erm...
442
00:27:58,634 --> 00:28:03,160
I don't know, I don't know,
just... play VT.
443
00:28:04,925 --> 00:28:06,079
Googol.
444
00:28:07,472 --> 00:28:08,669
Googol.
445
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:10,940
That, there. Right there.
446
00:28:10,976 --> 00:28:12,941
- A cough.
- So what?
447
00:28:12,977 --> 00:28:14,622
There's always coughing.
448
00:28:14,658 --> 00:28:16,640
I think... I don't definitely know,
449
00:28:16,676 --> 00:28:18,125
but I think there's, like, a pattern.
450
00:28:18,335 --> 00:28:19,883
Of what, coughing? From who?
451
00:28:20,019 --> 00:28:21,504
Look, there's gotta be something, Paul.
452
00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:23,682
Watch last night's tape, he's useless.
453
00:28:23,718 --> 00:28:25,688
And then, what,
he comes back an utter genius?
454
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,106
Replay VT.
455
00:28:28,128 --> 00:28:29,169
Googol.
456
00:28:30,651 --> 00:28:31,616
Turn it up.
457
00:28:31,652 --> 00:28:32,657
Googol.
458
00:28:33,607 --> 00:28:34,853
Then he changes his answer.
459
00:28:34,889 --> 00:28:37,125
By process of elimination,
I actually think it is a googol.
460
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,871
But I just don't know what a googol is.
461
00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:47,125
Hi, Paul?
462
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,125
Um, hi, Ruth.
463
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,842
Erm, we've had another millionaire.
464
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,125
Oh. OK, great!
465
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,255
Except...
466
00:28:56,043 --> 00:28:58,889
I think that...
Erm, we think something's not right.
467
00:28:58,925 --> 00:29:00,584
We think the guy may have cheated.
468
00:29:04,556 --> 00:29:05,661
Hello?
469
00:29:05,862 --> 00:29:07,608
What the shitting hell?
470
00:29:32,919 --> 00:29:34,125
Cheeky bastards, who are they?
471
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,125
Are they one of that group
472
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,125
- you talked about getting on the show?
- Morning.
473
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,106
We don't know,
we just know he's a wrong'un.
474
00:29:39,615 --> 00:29:40,558
Are you OK?
475
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,160
No, I'm not OK, of course, I'm not OK.
476
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,125
Sorry, sorry, it's murder on the old...
477
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,576
- This is Lionel, from legal.
- Coffee? How do you take it?
478
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,125
Oh, just, erm, massive.
479
00:29:50,365 --> 00:29:53,125
Look, before anything else,
480
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,730
the most urgent thing is
whether to air tomorrow's episode,
481
00:29:56,766 --> 00:29:58,820
because if we don't,
then ten million people
482
00:29:58,856 --> 00:30:00,125
are gonna need something else to watch.
483
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,125
I have a tape on its way,
you can see for yourself.
484
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,928
- Well, what about the police?
- The police?
485
00:30:03,964 --> 00:30:05,929
- Yeah.
- Is...? Is this a police...?
486
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,934
- Well, it's not... not.
- It's theft. It's £1 million.
487
00:30:10,003 --> 00:30:13,125
If this was a bank vault
or a diamond store in Hatton Gardens
488
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,925
there'd be helicopters by now,
roadblocks.
489
00:30:14,961 --> 00:30:17,926
Come in... Ah, right, see for yourself.
490
00:30:18,019 --> 00:30:21,125
All I'm saying is, is it a crime
to cheat on a game show?
491
00:30:21,579 --> 00:30:24,950
- Well, it's... It's... Well...
- Stop saying "well", Lionel.
492
00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:27,110
I'm from legal.
It's my job to say "well".
493
00:30:32,042 --> 00:30:33,062
See for yourselves.
494
00:30:33,562 --> 00:30:34,557
Do you know what?
495
00:30:34,593 --> 00:30:36,222
I think I am going to go for it.
I'm gonna go for A1.
496
00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,351
- Final answer?
- No.
497
00:30:43,598 --> 00:30:46,756
No. Erm... A1.
498
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,187
Craig... David.
499
00:30:53,343 --> 00:30:56,125
Oh, Jesus, Je-sus.
500
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,303
It's so obvious.
501
00:30:57,506 --> 00:31:00,677
And don't forget that his wife
has already been on the show.
502
00:31:00,782 --> 00:31:02,125
She knows the ins and outs.
503
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,125
I normally guess wrong
80% of the time...
504
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,867
Watch now. He changes his answer.
505
00:31:06,903 --> 00:31:08,524
I think I'm going to
go with Craig David.
506
00:31:09,753 --> 00:31:13,038
- OK, I say we don't air.
- Agreed.
507
00:31:13,074 --> 00:31:15,039
We can edit forward to
the next contestant in the chair.
508
00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:16,805
Would you fast forward, please?
509
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:20,487
Can we do that, is it that simple?
510
00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:25,270
Oh, arse, the glitter on the floor.
511
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,125
Well, if no-one has won,
512
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,760
- where did the glitter just come from?
- No-one will notice.
513
00:31:29,796 --> 00:31:30,796
Or care.
514
00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:33,696
This is Tecwen Whittock,
from Whitchurch, Cardiff.
515
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,447
Can you stretch out his turn,
make him longer?
516
00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:38,125
It'll be a struggle.
517
00:31:38,382 --> 00:31:41,160
He was erm, nothing special, you know.
518
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,870
- Did you order something?
- No.
519
00:31:51,730 --> 00:31:53,679
- Oh.
- Hello, hello, David Briggs.
520
00:31:53,715 --> 00:31:55,965
- Ah, yes, hello, hello.
- Hello, this is Ruth Settle.
521
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,965
- Hi. Hi, hello. Morning, morning.
- Oh, hello.
522
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,909
- Oh, hi.
- Sleep OK?
523
00:31:59,945 --> 00:32:02,430
If at all, you must be...
524
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,125
- Erm... Oh, what's this about?
- Oh, it's only to, erm...
525
00:32:06,055 --> 00:32:07,812
It's just to work out the next few days.
526
00:32:07,848 --> 00:32:09,124
The angle, the coverage.
527
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,125
So your press conference,
528
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,504
we thought, because of question 12
for 125,000,
529
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,479
The Ambassadors is a painting
by which artist?
530
00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:22,707
- The... What, the Holbein?
- The Holbein. Well done, correct!
531
00:32:23,262 --> 00:32:26,464
We are thinking of hosting
it there, in front of the painting.
532
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,041
Ah, right.
533
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,639
But you...
534
00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:33,721
You did keep changing your mind
a lot, didn't you?
535
00:32:33,757 --> 00:32:36,485
Well, actually, that was to explain
my thinking to the audience,
536
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,680
so I wasn't just, you know,
sat there like a muppet.
537
00:32:40,018 --> 00:32:42,497
It's, erm, probably just that,
don't you think?
538
00:32:43,782 --> 00:32:45,002
What's "probably" what?
539
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,965
Actually, erm, Diana mentions
all these tips in her book
540
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,777
that she's writing with her brother
about the show.
541
00:32:52,813 --> 00:32:55,189
What? It'll help publicise it,
won't it? Being a winner.
542
00:32:55,225 --> 00:32:57,965
- You're writing a book?
- Oh, just a little stocking filler.
543
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,125
With hints and things
about how to get onto the show,
544
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,125
how to play, just a few things
that we've picked up
545
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,257
from this community of fans, that's all.
546
00:33:04,436 --> 00:33:07,125
Gosh, that... That sound really helpful.
547
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,645
- I wouldn't mention that to the press yet.
- No.
548
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,807
We'll... We'll have an embargo
until the show airs.
549
00:33:11,843 --> 00:33:13,842
We have to handle everything...
delicately.
550
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,798
- Guilty as sin.
- There you go.
551
00:33:20,070 --> 00:33:23,395
Bollocks. Look, they are
quiz obsessive, they're...
552
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,125
They are fans of the show,
so they're a bit much,
553
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,125
but apart from that.
554
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,735
Watch the tape. Play her the tape.
555
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,500
Oh, and she's, erm,
writing a book, the wife,
556
00:33:35,605 --> 00:33:38,710
- like, erm, an expose of the show.
- She what?!
557
00:33:38,746 --> 00:33:39,747
Oh, my God...
558
00:33:39,783 --> 00:33:41,851
It's just a tiny,
little stocking filler.
559
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:44,572
Look, I just come off the phone
from some of our guys at the studio
560
00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:47,124
who are investigating all possible,
you know, and...
561
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,453
And they have gone into the car park
with some sort of radio receiver
562
00:33:50,489 --> 00:33:52,125
and they're saying it's possible
563
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,375
to listen in to the show
relay from outside?
564
00:33:55,411 --> 00:33:57,645
David, do we not scramble that signal?
565
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,324
Why would we scramble the signal?
566
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,378
- How do you scramble a signal?
- What's this now? The relay?
567
00:34:02,722 --> 00:34:06,124
I'm just saying that
hypothetically, someone,
568
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,125
maybe someone from this...
this... this group
569
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,863
could listen in to the show
from outside.
570
00:34:10,899 --> 00:34:14,124
- And how would that help them?
- To hear the questions!
571
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,949
Look up the answers
and communicate back in.
572
00:34:16,985 --> 00:34:19,124
- To who? The person in the chair?!
- Maybe! I don't know!
573
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,125
Or someone in the audience,
with a mobile phone.
574
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,125
We don't allow mobile phones
in the studio.
575
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,160
- Yeah, but do we check?
- Course we check.
576
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,207
Do we check?
577
00:34:29,379 --> 00:34:31,805
No. Course we don't check,
how would we check?
578
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,325
You don't search the audience?
579
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,125
Let's get it all out now, shall we?
After the horse has bolted.
580
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,104
This is all just happening this morning.
581
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:41,037
Right, it's a game show!
It's not Fort Knox!
582
00:34:41,073 --> 00:34:44,124
Whoa, wait, are we saying that
it's not someone coughing, then?
583
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,125
- It could be the coughing.
- It's definitely the coughing.
584
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,361
Either way, I'm calling the police.
585
00:34:49,397 --> 00:34:51,645
Who would you even call?
Like, which, like, branch?
586
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,125
I'll text my person to look up for IP.
587
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,788
Hold on, have they have even
cashed the cheque yet?
588
00:34:54,824 --> 00:34:57,125
Wait, have...?
Have we cancelled the cheque?
589
00:34:57,301 --> 00:34:58,663
I don't know. I mean...
590
00:34:59,354 --> 00:35:01,251
I mean, no, we haven't
cancelled the cheque,
591
00:35:01,287 --> 00:35:04,125
- I've been at the...
- Lionel. Should we cancel the cheque?
592
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,805
I'm just thinking, we might need
to wait for them to cash the cheque
593
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,805
- for it to be stealing.
- No, no, no, if we do that,
594
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,570
that would be entrapment, surely, by us?
595
00:35:11,606 --> 00:35:12,571
Yeah, but if they cash the cheque,
596
00:35:12,607 --> 00:35:13,926
do we have to sue them to get it back?
597
00:35:13,962 --> 00:35:16,007
- Am I cancelling the cheque, or aren't I?!
- Well...
598
00:35:16,043 --> 00:35:20,257
- No, I just don't see it.
- Don't you hear it?! The coughing.
599
00:35:20,293 --> 00:35:22,822
- Is that how loud it actually was?
- Yes.
600
00:35:22,894 --> 00:35:25,859
Well... No, we've isolated them
a bit, for you to hear...
601
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,645
Listen, you can hear the coughs
at the right answers.
602
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,125
Yeah, and I can hear the coughs
on the wrong answers!
603
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,125
Here. These are the people
at Scotland Yard to call,
604
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,125
it's something called the
Celebrity Crimes Squad or something,
605
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,179
- I don't know.
- Really? Sounds like a shit detective show.
606
00:35:38,215 --> 00:35:40,712
- Yeah, sounds like something we'd make.
- Wow.
607
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,125
Wait, I'm confused,
what are we saying to them?
608
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,125
That this is... There's more people?
609
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,125
That this is part
of a bigger... conspiracy?
610
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,125
All I'm saying is we don't know
611
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,989
how many people were outside helping,
612
00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:51,125
inside, helping him.
613
00:35:51,195 --> 00:35:53,983
Yeah, but you can't pack the place
out with people that you know.
614
00:35:54,019 --> 00:35:55,509
You only get the one ticket.
615
00:35:56,872 --> 00:35:57,872
Actually...
616
00:36:00,386 --> 00:36:02,125
Actually, on the first night,
617
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,427
the Ingram's did have
someone else there.
618
00:36:05,794 --> 00:36:07,053
Diana's brother.
619
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,125
The brother... was there...?
620
00:36:10,161 --> 00:36:12,362
- Yeah.
- God dammit!
621
00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:15,542
I'm calling the police.
622
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,125
What a man!
623
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,165
A major disaster is occurring
in New York City this afternoon.'
624
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,483
Wait a sec...
625
00:36:25,420 --> 00:36:26,385
what is that?
626
00:36:26,421 --> 00:36:27,965
World Trade Centre is on fire.
627
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,664
Early indications are
that a Boeing 747 out of Boston
628
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:36,665
collided with the tower at 1:46 PM
this afternoon, 8:46 AM CET.
629
00:36:36,701 --> 00:36:39,483
- Is that live?
- It must be..
630
00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:42,125
Eye witness reports are coming in
that the plane banked sharply
631
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,965
and made a direct hit at around
the 80th floor of the building.
632
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,567
- More as we have it.
- Thank you, Nicholas.
633
00:36:48,603 --> 00:36:51,568
As you can imagine, there is chaos
in the streets of downtown New York.
634
00:36:51,604 --> 00:36:54,705
All major buildings are being
evacuated in the area
635
00:36:54,741 --> 00:36:56,866
surrounding the World Trade Centre.
636
00:36:56,902 --> 00:37:00,867
There's been a second collision,
possibly another plane goes...
637
00:37:01,754 --> 00:37:04,173
Are you OK? Just awful.
638
00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:09,386
Yeah. Puts it all in perspective,
doesn't it?
639
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,473
I haven't even told the chaps about
our win yet, all seems a bit...
640
00:37:13,742 --> 00:37:16,125
Actually there was a message
for you from Celador
641
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,916
when I got back from
school. I don't know if you...
642
00:37:17,952 --> 00:37:18,927
Right.
643
00:37:19,449 --> 00:37:21,489
OK, well, life goes on, eh?
644
00:37:22,555 --> 00:37:23,787
Yeah.
645
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,125
- I love you.
- I love you.
646
00:37:27,418 --> 00:37:28,649
Give me that number.
647
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,772
Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson
from the Special Inquiry Unit,
648
00:37:33,808 --> 00:37:36,773
this is my colleague,
Detective Constable Amir Cave.
649
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,125
You rang.
650
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,965
Well, I don't think any of us
expected you to come today,
651
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,780
- given the, erm...
- Yeah.
652
00:37:43,499 --> 00:37:45,636
Terrible thing. But...
653
00:37:45,788 --> 00:37:47,273
crimes still need solving.
654
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,514
So, we've been brought up
to speed by Mr...
655
00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:52,856
Oh, excuse me. This'll be him.
656
00:37:59,385 --> 00:38:01,457
- Hello, Paul Smith?
- Paul, hello.
657
00:38:01,493 --> 00:38:04,166
It's Charles Ingram here,
I was just on your show.
658
00:38:04,245 --> 00:38:06,530
Charles, thank you for calling back.
659
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,070
Erm, so I have to tell you...
660
00:38:09,106 --> 00:38:10,972
that we have suspicions
661
00:38:11,008 --> 00:38:13,630
from viewing the recording
of Monday's programme
662
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,293
and subsequently studying
the tapes carefully,
663
00:38:16,684 --> 00:38:19,969
that there were irregularities
during the taping of the show
664
00:38:20,005 --> 00:38:22,915
- in which you participated.
- Oh, Good Lord, no.
665
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,241
Because of that I have to tell
you that these suspicions...
666
00:38:26,277 --> 00:38:29,277
...have been referred to the police.
667
00:38:30,303 --> 00:38:31,254
Right.
668
00:38:31,290 --> 00:38:33,577
And thus we will not, for the moment,
669
00:38:33,796 --> 00:38:37,956
be airing the programme, or indeed
authorising payment of the cheque.
670
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,160
Right.
671
00:38:41,691 --> 00:38:44,315
Yeah. Well, I mean, you know...
672
00:38:45,839 --> 00:38:49,804
...I completely refute that, obviously.
673
00:38:50,269 --> 00:38:51,332
All right.
674
00:38:52,506 --> 00:38:53,648
Good Lord.
675
00:38:57,214 --> 00:38:58,373
Well, goodbye.
676
00:38:59,195 --> 00:39:00,294
Goodbye.
677
00:39:15,307 --> 00:39:19,501
Police? You're an army major.
I'm a teaching assistant.
678
00:39:19,768 --> 00:39:22,854
People like us don't deal with
the police, this is Wiltshire.
679
00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:23,935
It's what he said.
680
00:39:24,690 --> 00:39:28,975
I sort of... told our book publisher
about your win
681
00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:30,975
and they've set up this
photo and interview thing
682
00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:32,013
for this Sunday.
683
00:39:32,049 --> 00:39:33,975
I know the Millionaire
people said not to,
684
00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:36,096
but the publishers
said it was too good not to.
685
00:39:36,151 --> 00:39:38,319
- For the book...
- Well, there won't be a book, will there, if...?
686
00:39:39,902 --> 00:39:42,687
I bet it wasn't the publishers
who said that, I bet it was Adrian.
687
00:39:42,723 --> 00:39:45,378
I bet you've been speaking to him.
Have you spoken to Adrian again?
688
00:39:45,414 --> 00:39:47,800
How? If he's on the run? On the run!
689
00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:50,876
As if that's a normal sentence
for a normal person to say!
690
00:39:50,912 --> 00:39:53,335
I'm a commissioned officer in the
British Army. There are standards.
691
00:39:53,370 --> 00:39:54,870
Come along, Buffy.
692
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:57,975
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
How do we know that it was Celador?
693
00:39:58,010 --> 00:39:59,975
That it was Paul Smith you spoke to?
694
00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:01,975
It was, I returned his call,
on the number they left you...
695
00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:04,273
Yes, I know,
but how do we know it's not a hoax.
696
00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:06,435
Someone in the community,
taking the mickey.
697
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,230
What...? Maybe that's what they do
to everyone, everyone who wins.
698
00:40:09,266 --> 00:40:11,231
It's not a mickey-take, Diana.
699
00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:13,428
Well, it's a bit over the top, isn't it?
700
00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:17,815
- Call it back again, that number.
- No. I'm not gonna call it.
701
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:19,335
- I want to hear it.
- No, I'm not gonna call it back.
702
00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:21,071
- Then I'll do it.
- Diana!
703
00:40:22,978 --> 00:40:26,078
Hello. Erm, this is... Diana Ingram.
704
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,975
- Hello.
- Hi, erm, yes, we received a phone call
705
00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:34,975
from this number earlier
and, well, it occurred to us
706
00:40:35,010 --> 00:40:37,404
that we didn't know
whether it was real, or not.
707
00:40:37,474 --> 00:40:38,549
No, erm, no.
708
00:40:38,615 --> 00:40:40,975
No, I'm afraid it was real.
709
00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:43,015
This... This is Paul Smith.
710
00:40:43,444 --> 00:40:45,261
Yes, but how do we know?
711
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,491
It could be a wind-up. Or the press.
712
00:40:47,725 --> 00:40:48,740
Erm...
713
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:50,145
Well...
714
00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:51,519
Erm... O-OK.
715
00:40:51,555 --> 00:40:54,606
Erm, why don't you call back again
716
00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:56,975
and I won't answer this time,
717
00:40:57,010 --> 00:41:00,975
it'll take you through to my extension
answering machine message.
718
00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:04,975
And you'll hear that this is me,
and... and this is Celador.
719
00:41:05,010 --> 00:41:07,861
And that... that this is no wind-up,
Mrs Ingram.
720
00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:09,810
OK.
721
00:41:26,374 --> 00:41:28,975
Hello, you've reached
Paul Smith at Celador.
722
00:41:29,132 --> 00:41:32,975
Leave a message and I'll get
back to you when I can, thanks.
723
00:41:43,219 --> 00:41:44,975
We're doing that press interview.
724
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:48,010
You won that money. It's yours.
So let's tell people.
725
00:41:56,076 --> 00:41:58,777
_
726
00:42:03,207 --> 00:42:04,648
We'll need to make a statement.
727
00:42:05,199 --> 00:42:06,498
They're cheats!
728
00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:08,919
I just can't get my head round it.
729
00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:13,666
That terribly nice major,
a criminal mastermind? Bollocks.
730
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:16,975
You really didn't notice anything?
731
00:42:17,010 --> 00:42:19,175
Well I-I suppose you've a lot going on.
732
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,495
Yeah, but I'd hope
that I'd have done this enough
733
00:42:21,530 --> 00:42:23,395
to notice if someone
is trying to steal a million quid
734
00:42:23,431 --> 00:42:25,157
two feet in front of me, Paul.
735
00:42:27,603 --> 00:42:28,755
You all right?
736
00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:30,789
You look ragged.
737
00:42:33,531 --> 00:42:35,082
I feel upset, actually.
738
00:42:36,838 --> 00:42:40,624
This... Well, this is our thing,
it's our baby.
739
00:42:41,010 --> 00:42:44,047
No-one will dare try
anything like this again
740
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,013
after all this, don't you worry.
741
00:42:47,193 --> 00:42:49,010
Who the hell was coughing?
742
00:42:49,902 --> 00:42:51,975
So what I'm gonna show you
is what we've edited together
743
00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:54,210
of the show so far
from the different angles.
744
00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:57,105
Play VT.
745
00:42:57,691 --> 00:42:58,690
Googol.
746
00:42:59,821 --> 00:43:00,937
That cough there, then.
747
00:43:01,382 --> 00:43:02,888
Can you ascertain where it came from?
748
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,462
Not the individual, no,
749
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:05,975
we don't mic up every audience member.
750
00:43:06,010 --> 00:43:07,705
But we've got different mic tracks
751
00:43:07,741 --> 00:43:09,706
covering different areas of the studio.
752
00:43:09,912 --> 00:43:11,330
Now that particular cough.
753
00:43:11,366 --> 00:43:14,189
That came from
the Fastest Finger mic, stage right.
754
00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:16,505
Play tape C.
755
00:43:18,010 --> 00:43:20,544
One of these five, sat here.
756
00:43:43,429 --> 00:43:45,194
I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson.
757
00:43:45,230 --> 00:43:46,975
Here's a warrant to enter your property.
758
00:43:47,010 --> 00:43:49,382
I should tell you,
we're placing you both under arrest
759
00:43:49,418 --> 00:43:50,975
on suspicion of procuring the execution
760
00:43:51,010 --> 00:43:52,975
of a valuable security by deception.
761
00:43:53,322 --> 00:43:54,495
You do not have to say anything...
762
00:43:54,530 --> 00:43:58,975
What you've been told so far
in the case for the prosecution...
763
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:02,862
seems to make total sense, doesn't it?
764
00:44:04,010 --> 00:44:07,975
A man, who didn't particularly
like quizzes, arrived on the show,
765
00:44:08,095 --> 00:44:11,041
behaved strangely and won a million.
766
00:44:11,370 --> 00:44:15,975
So something must be wrong.
He must have cheated. Right?
767
00:44:16,232 --> 00:44:18,975
- Your Fastest Finger First machine?
- You're not serious.
768
00:44:19,010 --> 00:44:19,975
Uh, it's in the garage.
769
00:44:20,382 --> 00:44:23,098
We'll also be wanting a draft copy
of your book, Mrs Ingram.
770
00:44:23,134 --> 00:44:25,404
My book?
I-I-I... It... It's not finished.
771
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,587
I haven't even spell-checked it yet.
772
00:44:27,690 --> 00:44:28,975
And what about our children?
773
00:44:29,010 --> 00:44:30,592
A specially-trained officer
can stay with them,
774
00:44:30,628 --> 00:44:32,278
- while you both are...
- No. No.
775
00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:34,319
You are under arrest, Mrs Ingram.
776
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:38,790
But what if I were to tell you
that it's all utter nonsense?
777
00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:40,975
That the three defendants
778
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:43,579
who allegedly concocted
this elaborate conspiracy
779
00:44:43,615 --> 00:44:45,768
had never even met?
780
00:44:46,010 --> 00:44:49,515
Something that the prosecution
does not dispute.
781
00:44:49,893 --> 00:44:51,466
That the so-called significant coughs
782
00:44:51,502 --> 00:44:57,486
are only 19 out of a 192 recorded
throughout the night?
783
00:44:57,522 --> 00:45:02,495
Sometimes on the right answers,
sometimes on the wrong answers.
784
00:45:02,530 --> 00:45:05,408
And that there is no way
of knowing that any of them
785
00:45:05,444 --> 00:45:07,463
even came from Mr Whittock?
786
00:45:08,104 --> 00:45:09,715
Could it simply be
787
00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:13,705
that everyone on the show
was waiting for an attack?
788
00:45:15,010 --> 00:45:16,984
For something strange to happen?
789
00:45:17,850 --> 00:45:19,584
And in walks Charles Ingram.
790
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:23,975
A, yes, eccentric, but actually
quite intelligent army major...
791
00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:26,199
and his fate was set.
792
00:45:27,105 --> 00:45:29,975
I put it to you, that this is, in fact,
793
00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:32,742
a series of horrible coincidences.
794
00:45:33,010 --> 00:45:35,749
And that Major Charles Ingram
is completely innocent.
795
00:45:36,830 --> 00:45:40,909
Your Honour,
here is the case for the defence.
796
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:48,909
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