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Hello.
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Oh!
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Hello.
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Hi, I'm here to take the test.
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- You want to take the Mensa test?
- Yes.
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You?
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Me, yes. Anyone can, can't they?
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£40, please.
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To be accepted into Mensa,
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you have to qualify in the top
two percentile of IQ in the country.
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Starts in five minutes.
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Fill in this form and
head through there.
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After the Major's performance
that second night,
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you told police
you heard the Ingrams arguing.
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Yes. I remember it very clearly.
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After all, it was so, like, odd.
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I mean, you'd be happy, wouldn't you,
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if you'd just become millionaires?
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No, I'm sorry, but it's just
so obvious, the signals!
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- We'll talk later!
- Well, that's what I heard.
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I reckon, I know you haven't asked,
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but I reckon the plan was for him
to stop a few questions earlier.
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So there wouldn't be
so much, um, attention.
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But he couldn't help himself.
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And she might have been annoyed at him.
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Because... well, look where we are.
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The memory's a funny thing, isn't it?
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An incredible feat of engineering.
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It sits inside the medial temporal lobe.
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And its most impressive function
is its filing system.
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It's better than anything
a super computer could do.
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Another of my favourite facts,
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given that that's what this trial
is all about,
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right answers, wrong answers.
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Knowledge.
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Truth is that when we're
remembering something...
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...we're not actually
recalling the original event.
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What we're doing is remembering
the last time we remembered it.
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So we are constantly wiping our pasts
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and editing together a new one.
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One that can make sense to us now,
in the present.
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All memories are therefore,
by definition...
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...a lie.
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They change. We change them.
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Which isn't a crime, a conspiracy.
Just...
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...human nature.
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We can project guilt, say,
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back onto an event that was
in fact perfectly innocent.
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I'm sorry, but it's really bad.
The signal's, um...
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We'll talk later!
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I am asking you all to try and resist
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a more entertaining falsehood
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in favour of a less extraordinary truth.
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That Major Ingram simply knew
the answers to those questions.
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And that's why he got them right.
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Diana?
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We should tell you, we have taken in
two other parties for questioning.
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Your brother, Mrs Ingram,
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and another contestant in the studio.
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Another conte...? Why? Who?
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Here's a transcript of your
appearance, provided by Celador.
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It shows, quite clearly,
moments where a cough can be heard,
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and then you, Charles,
choosing a different answer.
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Why did you change your mind so often?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm ju...
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I'm just sort of hovering
above all this looking down,
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seeing how absurd it all is.
It's a game show.
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This isn't a laughing matter,
Major Ingram, it's a million pounds.
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- Your change of answer?
- Have you ever seen the show?
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That's what makes the show, that's
what the audience want to watch,
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that's what the producers want.
It's the... the, um...
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- the... the... the...
- Tension.
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...drama. The tension. Exactly.
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Mrs Ingram.
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The book you're writing with Adrian
details ways of,
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at the very least, bending the rules
or in some cases circumventing...
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Improving your chances, that's all.
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I have to say,
and please don't take offence,
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it wasn't the most gripping
read of my life.
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Well, it's not for people who...
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Do you know, I do take
some offence, actually.
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Presumably you've benefitted
from this manual, Charles?
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I haven't, I haven't read...
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I haven't actually got through it yet.
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Do you know who Tecwen Whittock is?
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No.
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You have no idea
your wife telephoned this man
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on several occasions,
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including the night before
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and the morning of your
second appearance on the show,
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at which he was also present?
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He's just a man, a fan of the show.
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Who just happened to be
a Fastest Finger First contestant
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on the same show?
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A show where coughing was heard
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on occasions that correlate
with moments that you, Charles,
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changed your mind?
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How long has this relationship with...
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It's not a relationship! It was...
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...contact with someone who under...
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Who was just a fan of the show.
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And I know you might think
that's stupid or boring or silly,
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but I don't care.
It's not bloody illegal, is it?
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We just...
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We just liked something
a lot for a bit. That's all.
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Oh, my God.
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Can you park as close as you can,
please?
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Diana.
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- Were you cheating?
- Did you cheat?
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Diana? Di...
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Can you step away
from the house, please?
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I'm not... I'm not sure where
the law is on this, but I don't...
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Cheat! Cheat!
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Get away from the house, please.
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How they even got here,
I mean, who told them?
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It's a nightmare.
This is a nightmare, isn't it?
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I mean, they... They actually think
we did it, don't they?
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They're looking at all the pieces
and putting them together like a...
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You know, like that man that you...
you called, right?
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On your phone. Oh, my God,
on the night of the show!
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I mean, they have that on record.
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I don't "know him" know him, Charles.
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What they were suggesting, implying.
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I've never spent any actual
time with him. Adrian did.
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Oh, Adrian! Of course!
It's Adrian, always!
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You follow the smoke and
you follow the sound of screams
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and there he is, and there you are,
in your little... little...
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- What? What?
- ...family thing.
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And I didn't even want to
go on the bloody show!
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I just got... sucked into it.
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Why didn't you tell me you were...
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having conversations with him?
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I thought you were chatting
with him. I thought it was just...
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It was just a phone call. They don't
know what we were talking about.
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It could have been anything.
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All right, let's try this, OK?
I'm the prosecuting lawyer, right?
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And I'm asking you,
"Mrs Ingram, this man,
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"who your husband had barely any idea
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"of the extent of the contact
you had with him,
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"what did you speak about that night?"
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I'd just say that we were
both in groups of fans,
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and he was on the show the next day,
so why wouldn't I call him?
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Because it's about perception, Diana.
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- It's about how it looks.
- And how does it look?
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What are you saying,
and why are you saying it like that?
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Because I'm angry! I'm angry!
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And not saying it, it's the
bloody policeman who's saying it.
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Saying it right...
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Saying it right in front of me.
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And in front of the other...
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...in front of the
other policeman. My...
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That my wife...
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I mean, have you...
Do you have any idea how that feels?
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What they were implying and suggesting?
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Are you asking me if I...?
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Yeah, why not?
I mean, you love questions.
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Well, there are some things...
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There are some questions
you should just know the answer to.
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- Major Ingram, Mrs Ingram.
- Oh... How did you guess?
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Oh, I don't need to guess,
your faces are in all the papers.
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Come in. Come in.
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Now, do you want a tea, coffee? Vodka?
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I was kidding.
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Unless of course you do,
in which case, I wouldn't judge.
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Um, you were recommended to us
by Philip Jones in Reading.
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But we... we never thought
a high-profile barrister
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would touch our case with a barge
pole, because... Well, given that...
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Oh, given that your trial's
already begun in the papers.
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- Yeah.
- And the press.
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Yes, well, if I represent you,
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we're gonna have to fight this
sort of thing every step of the way.
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- It's new state of play.
- What's the new state of play?
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Justice as entertainment.
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How the police
communicate with the press.
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How the press
communicate with the police.
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I don't suppose you think
it was a coincidence
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that reporters were there
only minutes after you were charged?
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Following your, er,
did I get this right?
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The "dawn raid" on your property?
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It's a form of arrest
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that's normally associated
with murderers and paedophiles.
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The narrative of your guilt
is already being written
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by forces far beyond your control.
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Now, I would be happy
to represent you if you want,
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because, and forgive the presumption,
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I have already started looking
into your case in some detail and...
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...Major Ingram, Mrs Ingram...
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I think something here really stinks.
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Secrets To Help You Win
At Millionaire, by Diana Ingram.
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The things we missed.
We pull on this one tiny thread
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and what unravels
is a whole bloody world of...
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- God, we were stupid.
- Not stupid, trusting. That's all.
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Liddiment says he never wants to see
another "effing middle-class wanker"
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on the show ever again.
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What are they doing?
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Parents verses kids at physical
and mental agility games.
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That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
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It's new ideas.
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Well, Millionaire won't last forever.
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Well, we're on the front page
of every newspaper in the world.
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It might.
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An Army Major, his wife,
and a college lecturer
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have gone on trial,
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accused of trying to cheat
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on the game show
Who Wants To Be A Millionnaire...
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The production staff
became suspicious after they noticed
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his answers appeared to follow
coughs from another contestant.
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Oh, hello. I believe
we're charged with co-conspiracy.
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It's nice to meet you both... at last.
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- Snacks? Really?
- Yeah, why not?
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God, I love a good ITV courtroom drama.
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Where's Paul?
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So, 19 coughs that coincide
with the Major changing his mind
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or deciding to answer.
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All picked up by your mics,
and coming from... where?
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Er, they were coming from
the Fastest Finger seats.
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Where Mr Whittock was sat.
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The man whom Diana Ingram spoke to
the previous evening.
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Paying particular attention now
to cough number 14, then.
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"Who had a hit UK album with
Born To Do It, released in 2000?
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"Coldplay. Toploader. A1. Craig David".
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In case you don't know, I certainly
didn't, the answer's Craig David.
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Ingram:
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"I think it's A1..."
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But it could be Toploader.
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Which is also something
to do with a barrel on a rifle.
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"I've never heard of Craig David."
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And take us through
what we can see here.
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Yeah, she appears to be looking over
to the Fastest Finger First seat
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where Mr Whittock is.
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Diana Ingram, here. Looking over
at Tecwen Whittock, here.
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Any coughing at this point?
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No, that's, that's part
of the problem, see,
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Mr Whittock, or whoever
has been coughing,
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isn't coughing at this point.
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Perhaps, given pop culture tends not
to be a strongest of category for,
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um, these kinds of people, er,
maybe he doesn't know the answer.
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Meanwhile, Ingram is all set
to plump for the wrong answer.
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I think I'm gonna go with A1.
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And pause.
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Mrs Ingram looks up in that direction
246
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several times at this point.
247
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,262
What's up there?
248
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,025
So we have these monitors
facing the audience,
249
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:23,240
so they can watch
what the cameras are recording.
250
00:13:23,276 --> 00:13:27,025
Which means presumably
those monitors occasionally display
251
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:31,025
Mrs Ingram being filmed? She can
see when she herself is on camera?
252
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,531
Yes. Although that's only when the
mixer cuts to her for the monitors.
253
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:38,096
She's always being filmed. Hence
why we have this footage of her.
254
00:13:38,132 --> 00:13:39,514
Ah, so,
255
00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:42,852
would someone not au fait with the
inner workings of television editing
256
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:46,605
perhaps assume that when they are
not on the monitors above them,
257
00:13:46,641 --> 00:13:47,803
they are not being filmed?
258
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,813
After all, here we have Diana Ingram,
259
00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:52,025
her husband hovering
over the wrong answer,
260
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,025
looking at Tecwen Whittock,
261
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,181
who isn't coughing
on the correct answer,
262
00:13:56,217 --> 00:13:58,865
checking the monitors
to see if she is being filmed,
263
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,580
before this happens.
264
00:14:05,537 --> 00:14:09,331
Now, is this the first and only
time that Diana Ingram coughed?
265
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,395
Yes.
266
00:14:10,431 --> 00:14:13,710
At a moment when the phantom cougher
is no longer "helping".
267
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:18,721
Regardless, moments later,
the Major reverses his position.
268
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:22,227
You know, when I'm at home,
um, and I'm practising,
269
00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:26,545
you know, I guess...
I guess wrong 80% of the time.
270
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,173
So...
271
00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,786
I think I'm gonna go with Craig David.
272
00:14:33,054 --> 00:14:35,878
And if that wasn't exactly subtle,
watch this.
273
00:14:36,144 --> 00:14:37,858
The piece de resistance!
274
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:40,659
For £500,000...
275
00:14:40,695 --> 00:14:44,994
"Baron Haussmann is best known
for his planning of which city?
276
00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:47,560
I think it's Berlin.
277
00:14:51,159 --> 00:14:53,717
Your interpretation of that, Mr Duff?
278
00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:55,385
There is no interpretation.
279
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,631
Someone says "no" on the wrong answer.
280
00:14:57,719 --> 00:15:02,498
Thank you. Mrs Woodley will now ask
you some questions for the defence.
281
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,545
- Hello, Kevin.
- Hi.
282
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:06,645
That tape we were watching.
283
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,030
It was given the name Tape G?
284
00:15:10,641 --> 00:15:14,465
So presumably there were
other tapes, earlier tapes.
285
00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:18,872
A, B, C, D, E, F...?
286
00:15:18,982 --> 00:15:22,430
Er, yeah, sure, as we kept finding
new evidence with the police.
287
00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:26,217
So help us understand
what we were watching.
288
00:15:27,848 --> 00:15:30,942
That was edited together by yourself?
289
00:15:31,145 --> 00:15:33,778
The plaintiffs. Celador.
290
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:37,225
Not the police, not an independent body?
291
00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:41,025
Well, we've had to find a way
to show the police,
292
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:44,025
and then you, what, you know...
what happened.
293
00:15:45,255 --> 00:15:46,654
Thank you, Mr Duff.
294
00:15:47,851 --> 00:15:49,025
Mr Whitehurst.
295
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:52,426
You were a Fastest Finger First
contestant on the Major's show.
296
00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:55,844
And yet you were the only one who
didn't stand to applaud when he won.
297
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,875
Why?
298
00:15:56,911 --> 00:16:01,780
I'd spotted what was going on.
I knew all of the answers, you see.
299
00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:06,726
And on the millionaire question,
and as soon as Ingram said "googol",
300
00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:08,650
I knew it was "googol",
301
00:16:08,686 --> 00:16:13,025
I had Whittock in my eye and I said,
"Don't you dare," and he did.
302
00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:14,376
He coughed.
303
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:18,309
Plain as day. No question.
304
00:16:19,627 --> 00:16:21,025
Mr Whitehurst.
305
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,545
You didn't formally
raise your suspicions
306
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:26,365
until after you'd read the story
in the press.
307
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:28,025
And then when you wrote
to the producers,
308
00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:31,254
but received no reply,
you went to the press yourself.
309
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,653
I thought it... important.
310
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,025
If I was the only one who'd spotted
Mr Whittock coughing.
311
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:40,196
You said it was as plain as day,
no question.
312
00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:43,548
But in your original statement you said,
313
00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:45,025
"It is possible that what I saw
314
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:47,865
"was just an amazing set
of coincidences,"
315
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,025
and that, "The possibility remains
316
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:53,304
"that I witnessed no criminal behaviour"
317
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:57,654
What changed since then to make you
so absolutely certain here today?
318
00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,911
Watch the tape! I'm sat not clapping.
319
00:17:00,947 --> 00:17:02,630
Why, if I didn't know?
320
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:06,906
Because Fastest Finger First contestants
share a grievance, don't they,
321
00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:09,025
quite often, in the bar after the show?
322
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:12,352
About the behaviour of a certain
kind of contestant in the chair?
323
00:17:12,388 --> 00:17:14,353
- What do you mean, sorry?
- Talkers.
324
00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:17,238
People who take forever
to answer a question.
325
00:17:17,274 --> 00:17:20,692
Thereby denying you the chance
of getting into the seat yourself?
326
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,025
Might that not have created
327
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:24,372
a certain kind of arms-folded annoyance?
328
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:25,845
I object to that, Your Honour.
329
00:17:25,881 --> 00:17:29,367
Okeydokey. Withdrawn.
No further questions.
330
00:17:29,403 --> 00:17:30,773
In the days leading up to the show,
331
00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:33,025
Mrs Ingram engaged in a peculiar
pattern of phone calls
332
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:35,385
to four particular numbers, in rotation.
333
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,025
It turns out these were phone pagers.
334
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,025
We consider this to be the way
they may have tried to cheat
335
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,205
on that first night.
336
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:45,491
The pagers could have been strapped
to parts of the Major's body.
337
00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:48,489
Buzz the left leg for A,
the right leg for B, and so on.
338
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,025
But Mrs Ingram couldn't
be calling pagers on the night,
339
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:53,025
she was on camera in the audience.
340
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:55,635
No. But there was someone else
in the studio that night.
341
00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:56,848
So that...
342
00:17:56,884 --> 00:17:57,849
Excuse me.
343
00:17:58,352 --> 00:18:02,025
So what you are saying
is that plan failed
344
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:05,025
because Mr Pollock
was unable to call on his phone.
345
00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:09,340
Explaining, perhaps, why the Major
didn't do well on night one.
346
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:12,530
And yet, on night two,
he came back a genius.
347
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:17,217
The night Mr Whittock was there
with his tickly cough.
348
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:22,363
What's the normal procedure
when investigating a more,
349
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,623
I suppose, self-evident crime?
350
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:29,551
Say, where there is a body at the
scene, and a murder weapon present.
351
00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:31,171
Well, you establish the cause of death,
352
00:18:31,207 --> 00:18:33,688
bag up the weapon as evidence
to test for fingerprints.
353
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:36,799
So at what point here did you
"bag up" the evidence.
354
00:18:36,835 --> 00:18:40,299
In this case, a tape recording.
Did you seize it straight away?
355
00:18:40,335 --> 00:18:44,865
Well, no. The, er, the show
kept the tape, because...
356
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,387
well, to use your metaphor,
357
00:18:46,423 --> 00:18:48,331
they needed to add
the fingerprints to it.
358
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:51,438
Not add them, I mean find them.
359
00:18:51,474 --> 00:18:52,474
The coughs.
360
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,025
So you allowed the murder weapon
361
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,611
to stay with those making
the accusation of murder?
362
00:18:56,647 --> 00:18:58,473
I object. What is being suggested here?
363
00:18:58,509 --> 00:18:59,897
Some kind of conspiracy?
364
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:03,025
No. Not conspiracy,
merely that the sequence
365
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:07,825
in which the evidence was gathered
in this unusual case was not normal.
366
00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:10,597
Normally when a crime is committed,
367
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,463
the evidence is gathered from the scene,
368
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,477
and the police investigate
to find the culprits.
369
00:19:15,513 --> 00:19:19,025
But in this instance,
you began with the alleged culprits,
370
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,779
who everyone told you were oddballs...
371
00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:24,025
...based on a feeling.
372
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:26,025
And then worked backwards...
373
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,025
- I must call for quiet.
- ...in order to construct.
374
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,604
Everyone who has a cough,
please go outside.
375
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,025
DS Ferguson? Is that...?
376
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:36,025
Members of the jury, please!
377
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,609
If I may be allowed to finish...
378
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,688
Order! Order!
379
00:19:42,954 --> 00:19:45,545
Or I shall...
380
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:48,060
...I shall have to suspend the session.
381
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:55,025
I'm sorry. It's just
the pantomime of it all.
382
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:59,387
I'm embarrassed sometimes, really am.
383
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,700
No. Ignore it. We do.
384
00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:06,510
It's not going that well, is it?
385
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:10,025
It's all right. A game of two halves.
386
00:20:10,235 --> 00:20:12,025
Wait till we get a chance to fight back.
387
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:14,025
People are laughing at us.
I really don't know what's worse,
388
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,129
people thinking we're criminals
or idiots.
389
00:20:16,392 --> 00:20:18,392
There are worse things to be accused of.
390
00:20:19,339 --> 00:20:23,102
Let me ask you this, then.
Why haven't you even mentioned that?
391
00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:27,563
Hm? Your sodding badge,
you think I hadn't noticed?
392
00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:31,025
You've got the press screaming
questions at you day in, day out,
393
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:34,865
which our opponents are happily
answering to guide the narra...
394
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,225
I don't want to boast about it, do I?
395
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:39,025
I don't... It's there,
for all to see. I do it for my...
396
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,025
for myself, as much as anything else.
397
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:46,590
Yes, all right, hilarious, coughing!
398
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:50,844
You get the Nobel Prize for... comedy.
399
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,025
I don't actually think there is a...
400
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:55,729
Nobel Prize for comedy, yes, thank you.
401
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,160
Right.
402
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,060
Come on.
403
00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:06,025
Mummy and Daddy finished early today,
404
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:09,025
so we decided we'd pick you up
instead of Grandad.
405
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,715
That's nice, isn't it?
406
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:19,251
We thought maybe we'd
have pizzas tonight, yum.
407
00:21:22,845 --> 00:21:24,852
Who are they? Are they friends of yours?
408
00:21:24,888 --> 00:21:26,416
Not any more.
409
00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:33,357
It's going to be all right. I promise.
410
00:21:34,363 --> 00:21:36,025
Some silly people just think
411
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:38,287
Mummy and Daddy did that
silly thing, that's all.
412
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:39,990
Well, did you?
413
00:21:47,495 --> 00:21:50,498
We might need to consider taking
them out of school for a bit maybe.
414
00:21:50,534 --> 00:21:51,904
I don't know, it's..
415
00:21:53,716 --> 00:21:56,288
Then again, if the worst happens...
416
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,682
...we might need to make plans for,
er...
417
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,544
...for prison. Then we need to think...
418
00:22:06,434 --> 00:22:09,434
- Adrian.
- Oh, leave it. Please. Leave...
419
00:22:10,528 --> 00:22:13,865
- Hello?
- Hey. Hi. You OK?
420
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,759
I just wanted to say hello, really.
421
00:22:15,941 --> 00:22:19,913
- I'm fine. Can I call you...
- It's just a quick thing, really.
422
00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:22,705
Er, cos the publisher's
been on at me, you know. Again...
423
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:25,563
And, er, look, if you do get off,
424
00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:27,195
and you never know, then...
425
00:22:27,231 --> 00:22:30,520
I'm in court every day, Adrian,
I can't think about the book.
426
00:22:30,556 --> 00:22:34,025
OK, OK, OK, I know.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know.
427
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:37,568
- Let's just talk tomorrow.
- No, just stop, just stop.
428
00:22:37,942 --> 00:22:40,647
I just need some space, please. Enough.
429
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,260
Um, can I...
Can I bring you a cup of tea?
430
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,960
I'm sorry.
431
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,168
I'm so sorry, Charles.
432
00:22:57,204 --> 00:23:01,024
No. No, no, no. No, don't do that.
433
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,025
Don't do that.
434
00:23:02,264 --> 00:23:04,684
Thanks, but no. It's all right.
435
00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:07,429
It's both of us in this together.
436
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,060
That stupid show!
437
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,409
- Are we going to go to jail?
- No.
438
00:23:18,336 --> 00:23:19,580
I don't know.
439
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,671
But I know that I love you.
440
00:23:23,553 --> 00:23:27,600
No... No asking the audience,
or phoning a friend, I love you.
441
00:23:27,922 --> 00:23:29,060
I love you.
442
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,560
I love you.
443
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,783
Mr Tarrant! Mr Tarrant!
444
00:23:49,957 --> 00:23:52,946
I swear by almighty God
that the evidence I shall give
445
00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:56,836
shall be the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.
446
00:23:56,975 --> 00:24:00,183
Mr Tarrant, a pleasure
to have you here today.
447
00:24:00,219 --> 00:24:01,289
Well, it's a pleas...
448
00:24:01,325 --> 00:24:03,224
Well, it's not a pleasure,
but thank you.
449
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:06,225
How would you rate the Major's
performance on that first night?
450
00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:10,710
Has anyone done worse? Has anyone,
say, got the first question wrong?
451
00:24:10,746 --> 00:24:14,309
Uh, no. not here.
Think someone did once in America.
452
00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:18,775
And when you saw the tapes yourself,
453
00:24:18,811 --> 00:24:20,849
you began to think
that something was amiss.
454
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:25,225
- If pushed, sure.
- Is that your final answer?
455
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:34,388
Mr, Tarrant, what information
or guidance do you get
456
00:24:34,424 --> 00:24:35,749
when you're in the chair?
457
00:24:35,826 --> 00:24:39,996
Do you wear an earpiece,
are you hooked up to the show relay?
458
00:24:40,032 --> 00:24:42,922
Er, no, no. No earpiece, I
find them really annoying.
459
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:46,442
Er, so I'm out there
completely alone. Er, just me...
460
00:24:46,827 --> 00:24:47,840
and the contestant.
461
00:24:47,876 --> 00:24:50,327
I don't know the questions
in advance, no-one does.
462
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:54,225
They're selected by a computer,
which is secured in a sealed room,
463
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,265
where only two senior producers
are allowed access at any one time.
464
00:24:57,613 --> 00:25:00,534
For each contestant, it generates
a random stack of 15 questions,
465
00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:02,495
that could then be locked.
466
00:25:02,531 --> 00:25:05,225
They're not written on cards
that can be lost, or stolen.
467
00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:09,225
And, er, I don't know the answers
till the contestant says
468
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,945
"final answer" and my screen locks.
469
00:25:11,981 --> 00:25:15,798
So I can't give away any hints
or accidental signs.
470
00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:19,047
Right, so, just for the record,
on the night,
471
00:25:19,165 --> 00:25:22,165
did you hear any suspicious coughing
behind Mr Ingram?
472
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,625
No, I didn't.
473
00:25:28,056 --> 00:25:30,440
Did you notice
anything suspicious at all?
474
00:25:31,608 --> 00:25:32,633
No.
475
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,917
Thank you, Mr Tarrant.
476
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:43,956
"Tarrant was unaware
of strategic coughing in quiz."
477
00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:46,065
Well, that's not very helpful, is it?
478
00:25:46,101 --> 00:25:48,066
Well, it's Chris,
he'll say what he likes.
479
00:25:48,102 --> 00:25:50,413
Well, what would you know anyway?
You've not even been at the trial.
480
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,663
I don't know why,
your mind is always there.
481
00:25:53,432 --> 00:25:56,648
Well, to be honest,
the whole thing is one long,
482
00:25:56,684 --> 00:26:00,000
pretty bloody stressful pain
in the arse, I just want it done.
483
00:26:00,173 --> 00:26:03,082
What do you think about a
documentary? Once the trial's over?
484
00:26:03,749 --> 00:26:05,260
Oh, Jesus.
485
00:26:06,572 --> 00:26:08,770
Looks like I don't have a choice.
486
00:26:08,806 --> 00:26:09,806
_
487
00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:17,265
OK, and so, um,
we thought a new school for a bit,
488
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,225
might take the pressure off.
489
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:21,186
Urgh! What's that?
490
00:26:22,838 --> 00:26:24,860
OK, girls, upstairs, now.
491
00:26:36,025 --> 00:26:38,025
Buffy! Oh, my God!
492
00:26:39,816 --> 00:26:41,115
She'll be OK.
493
00:26:41,611 --> 00:26:44,611
- What happened?
- I think somebody accidentally...
494
00:26:45,483 --> 00:26:48,225
...caught him at the front
of the house with a pellet gun
495
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,980
or an air rifle. Accidently.
496
00:27:11,907 --> 00:27:13,872
Is that that coughing Millionaire dude?
497
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:19,512
Oh, yeah, very good.
Very funny. All right, all right.
498
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:21,265
Oi!
499
00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:26,225
- How dare you! How dare you!
- Hey, hold on.
500
00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:27,874
Do you make a habit
of spitting at people?
501
00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:29,225
- You can back off as well.
- Oi!
502
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,076
- He just spat in my face!
- Leave him.
503
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:33,581
Seen it before.
504
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:37,225
They go after military men,
it's good sport.
505
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:40,471
Even when we're engaged
in the most, heavens,
506
00:27:40,683 --> 00:27:43,745
difficult operations in a generation.
507
00:27:43,946 --> 00:27:47,745
This chap. Information minister of Iraq.
508
00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:50,225
Becoming an actual TV star,
509
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:53,225
making the most outrageous
assertions about there being
510
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:56,110
no allied tanks outside Baghdad at all.
511
00:27:56,823 --> 00:27:59,108
Say something loud enough, long enough,
512
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,549
maybe it becomes de facto true.
513
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:05,225
Yeah. Weapons of mass destruction
hidden in the desert.
514
00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:07,225
Yes, all right, Charles, come along.
515
00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:10,660
The thinking is...
maybe take some time off.
516
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,960
Try to keep your head down,
you know. Yes?
517
00:28:14,586 --> 00:28:16,009
Yes, yeah.
518
00:28:17,395 --> 00:28:20,966
Yes, of course, yeah.
Very, um... Very sensible.
519
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:31,518
- Sorry, sir. Sorry.
- No, no, no. It's all right.
520
00:28:32,636 --> 00:28:34,689
You're... You're all right.
521
00:28:38,338 --> 00:28:41,018
Never fear. It's our turn now.
522
00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:44,345
Come on. It's time to turn
this thing around.
523
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,472
Thank you.
524
00:28:48,452 --> 00:28:52,065
Professor Alyn Morice,
specialist in Respiratory Medicine.
525
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:54,102
An expert on coughing, then.
526
00:28:54,627 --> 00:28:56,862
- You've examined Mr Whittock?
- Yes.
527
00:28:56,951 --> 00:29:00,076
He suffers from three conditions
that cause chronic coughing.
528
00:29:00,383 --> 00:29:04,265
He tested positive for
perennial rhinitis, hay fever,
529
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:06,225
and cough variant asthma.
530
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:09,225
So, for the avoidance of doubt...
Mr Whittock has a cough.
531
00:29:09,428 --> 00:29:14,225
Yes, and one that would be hard
to hide in a hot and dry studio.
532
00:29:14,635 --> 00:29:18,817
So hang on, Mr Whittock is basically
unable to control his cough?
533
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:21,475
I mean, that's sort of
extraordinary, isn't it?
534
00:29:21,534 --> 00:29:23,659
That Ingram should choose,
as a candidate
535
00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:27,140
to implement an intricate plan
of coughing discreetly
536
00:29:27,176 --> 00:29:30,141
but precisely at specific
times and places,
537
00:29:30,334 --> 00:29:32,225
a man with an uncontrollable cough?
538
00:29:32,446 --> 00:29:36,029
- Yes, I suppose it's not ideal.
- Thank you, Professor Morice.
539
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,826
No questions, Your Honour.
540
00:29:38,489 --> 00:29:41,385
Mr Whittock.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
541
00:29:41,421 --> 00:29:43,312
wasn't the first show
you appeared on, was it?
542
00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:46,403
Um. No, I've, I've been on...
er, let me see,
543
00:29:46,439 --> 00:29:48,819
Fifteen To One, Sale Of The Century.
544
00:29:49,077 --> 00:29:51,997
And is it fair to say you've
never done astronomically well?
545
00:29:52,033 --> 00:29:54,998
- I do OK.
- What's the most you've ever won?
546
00:29:55,403 --> 00:29:59,225
Oh, I did win a doggy bed
made of silk on Brain Of Britain.
547
00:29:59,481 --> 00:30:00,975
And on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
548
00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:03,302
1,000.
549
00:30:03,782 --> 00:30:07,543
Were you part of what might be
loosely termed this quiz community?
550
00:30:08,959 --> 00:30:13,207
I enjoyed having a connection
to people of a shared interest, yes.
551
00:30:14,895 --> 00:30:17,805
Now, you didn't have the easiest
of upbringings, did you?
552
00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:22,084
You were born in a psychiatric hospital,
553
00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:24,225
where your mother was a patient.
554
00:30:24,424 --> 00:30:26,615
Raised in foster homes.
555
00:30:26,651 --> 00:30:30,243
And yet despite all that,
you became a teacher.
556
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,854
And you have a family
of your own now, too.
557
00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:34,010
Yes. Yes.
558
00:30:34,618 --> 00:30:36,310
Would you risk all that?
559
00:30:37,111 --> 00:30:38,756
Are you the third mastermind
560
00:30:38,792 --> 00:30:42,077
in a conspiracy to steal
a million pounds, Mr Whittock?
561
00:30:42,113 --> 00:30:43,793
I would never do anything like that.
562
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:46,267
I would never cheat.
563
00:31:01,217 --> 00:31:03,617
_
564
00:31:05,311 --> 00:31:07,311
_
565
00:31:10,576 --> 00:31:11,876
_
566
00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:24,542
It's you.
567
00:31:28,695 --> 00:31:32,424
- You tricked me.
- No, it's not what you think.
568
00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:35,412
- I just wanted to meet, all right?
- It's not illegal, what we do.
569
00:31:35,448 --> 00:31:37,225
- I know.
- Those were your weaknesses,
570
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:40,225
your vulnerabilities
that you left in your own system.
571
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,260
I'm not trying to trap you.
572
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:48,225
Please, come, come and have a drink.
I tip my hat to you, you beat us.
573
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:52,265
I just...
I want to know how far you got.
574
00:31:52,518 --> 00:31:56,225
Well, if it's any consolation, we've
started to move on to other shows,
575
00:31:56,260 --> 00:32:01,008
other prizes now.
And I'm... I'm thinking of retiring.
576
00:32:01,436 --> 00:32:05,225
You know, putting a time limit
on answering the call backs?
577
00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:10,450
That was... Well done,
that really knocked us for six.
578
00:32:10,486 --> 00:32:11,855
- Thank you.
- Fair play.
579
00:32:12,394 --> 00:32:14,791
We realised you were pulling
your new "closest-to" questions
580
00:32:14,827 --> 00:32:17,598
from the National Statistics
database. So we did, too.
581
00:32:17,634 --> 00:32:20,122
Populations, travel, economic forecasts,
582
00:32:20,158 --> 00:32:21,483
births, deaths and marriages.
583
00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:25,288
And if I only had seven seconds now
to find the answer for my client,
584
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:29,225
then, well, I just had to train.
585
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,225
Two months of my life,
I didn't leave the house.
586
00:32:32,503 --> 00:32:35,225
And from now on, if a client
would get a call back at home,
587
00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:38,300
they'd just hold up their mobile
so I could hear.
588
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,301
And we did it, I got there.
589
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:48,225
Seven seconds, and I could find
the right fact in the right place
590
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:50,206
and relay it back to them
over the phone.
591
00:32:51,846 --> 00:32:55,666
How... How many people
did you get into my chair?
592
00:32:56,601 --> 00:32:59,585
I'd say... hundreds.
593
00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:05,517
Hu...
594
00:33:11,988 --> 00:33:13,225
Hundreds?
595
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:18,225
If you really wanna know how well
we penetrated your fortress,
596
00:33:18,337 --> 00:33:20,871
I worked out how much prize money
you've given away
597
00:33:20,907 --> 00:33:22,225
throughout the run of the show.
598
00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:25,260
And how much of that
was won by our organisation.
599
00:33:26,785 --> 00:33:28,960
It's at least 10%.
600
00:33:37,070 --> 00:33:40,197
One pound, in every ten...
601
00:33:40,748 --> 00:33:42,502
- was you?
- Sorry.
602
00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:45,225
Why are you retiring?
603
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:47,696
Well, in truth,
it's an expensive outfit to run
604
00:33:47,896 --> 00:33:50,072
and it only returns value
if you've got the clients,
605
00:33:50,108 --> 00:33:53,073
and those clients are drying up.
606
00:33:53,472 --> 00:33:56,425
People who devote themselves
to the acquirement of knowledge.
607
00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:58,260
In order to cheat for money.
608
00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:02,804
You might think me a chancer, Mr Smith,
609
00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:05,225
but I see which way the wind blows.
610
00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:06,385
Google?
611
00:34:08,412 --> 00:34:09,930
For the quizzing fraternity,
612
00:34:09,966 --> 00:34:14,059
we're the artisan weavers
and Google's the power loom.
613
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:18,522
Yeah. The bottom's falling out
of the truth market, Mr Smith.
614
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:22,460
So, I'm cashing in my shares
and getting out.
615
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:25,260
You might want to consider
doing the same.
616
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:28,816
Oh, maybe I will.
617
00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:31,764
Once these particular clients
of yours are in jail.
618
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,606
Oh, those two? They weren't clients.
619
00:34:35,491 --> 00:34:38,170
- But...
- Yes. There were hundreds of us, Paul,
620
00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:40,304
everywhere, without you realising it.
621
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:44,626
But Charles and Diana Ingram
were never one of ours.
622
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:46,620
They were never ours.
623
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,600
Mrs Ingram.
624
00:34:59,535 --> 00:35:03,220
What is it about quizzes
that so captivated you?
625
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:05,964
- Captivates you still?
- I don't know.
626
00:35:07,737 --> 00:35:11,028
I suppose I like the idea,
in a world of uncertainties,
627
00:35:11,064 --> 00:35:13,376
that... that something can be known.
628
00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:19,407
Calling the four pagers over and over.
629
00:35:20,087 --> 00:35:21,679
Your explanation for that?
630
00:35:21,715 --> 00:35:23,209
Adrian. My brother.
631
00:35:23,471 --> 00:35:26,162
It was just our way of
keeping in touch after he left.
632
00:35:26,198 --> 00:35:27,726
And I never knew which one had battery,
633
00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:29,430
so I'd always call all four.
634
00:35:29,955 --> 00:35:32,440
I wanted let him know that
Charles had got on to the show.
635
00:35:32,476 --> 00:35:36,063
And presumably that's why he turned
up at the studio later that night?
636
00:35:36,099 --> 00:35:38,861
He was as big a fan as you. Bigger?
637
00:35:40,401 --> 00:35:43,225
The calls you tried to make outside,
on that first night?
638
00:35:43,503 --> 00:35:44,823
Were to our father.
639
00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:47,280
He's a bigger quiz fan than any of us.
640
00:35:47,316 --> 00:35:49,977
And he regretted so badly
that he was too weak to come.
641
00:35:50,221 --> 00:35:53,553
Now, the quizzing community have
their own theory about the show,
642
00:35:53,589 --> 00:35:56,486
- haven't they?
- Oh, yes, well we think, thought,
643
00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:59,392
the producers were trying to keep
people like us off the show.
644
00:35:59,668 --> 00:36:01,425
Not entertaining enough.
645
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,904
So we called it being "chair-wise".
646
00:36:04,049 --> 00:36:06,014
Er, performing for the camera
647
00:36:06,050 --> 00:36:10,015
so you might get easier questions
and they'd keep you there longer.
648
00:36:10,112 --> 00:36:11,952
I object to that, Your Honour.
649
00:36:12,019 --> 00:36:14,162
As Chris Tarrant himself explained,
650
00:36:14,198 --> 00:36:16,934
the questions are locked from
the very beginning by computer.
651
00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:18,489
The point is, Your Honour,
652
00:36:18,705 --> 00:36:21,522
it doesn't matter
if the theory is nonsense or not.
653
00:36:21,965 --> 00:36:23,965
My client thought it was true.
654
00:36:26,609 --> 00:36:30,568
Now, the prosecution has made a lot
of your "suspicious behaviour".
655
00:36:32,143 --> 00:36:34,628
Were you looking at the monitors
to check if you were being watched?
656
00:36:34,664 --> 00:36:35,664
No.
657
00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:38,825
They deliberately seat you so you're
facing the back of your partner.
658
00:36:38,861 --> 00:36:41,487
And so the monitor
is the only way to see them.
659
00:36:41,927 --> 00:36:45,390
You wanted to look at the face
of the man you love.
660
00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,693
You helped him prepare, didn't you?
661
00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:56,281
- Right, you need to trust me, OK?
- Yes, ma'am, dib-dib, dob-dob.
662
00:36:56,317 --> 00:36:58,082
You need to learn to be
more entertaining.
663
00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:00,925
Questions are becoming
more populist. Popular culture.
664
00:37:00,961 --> 00:37:02,428
Adrian says it's a form of censorship,
665
00:37:02,464 --> 00:37:03,840
to get people like you off quicker.
666
00:37:03,876 --> 00:37:06,841
Which means we'll need to bone up
on that, too, your weakest area.
667
00:37:06,877 --> 00:37:09,390
- Sports, soaps, pop.
- Oh, hells bells.
668
00:37:09,426 --> 00:37:12,225
Oh, it's just training manoeuvres.
Getting fit.
669
00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:13,225
I believe in you.
670
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:17,332
It's Steps. No, Sugababes.
671
00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:21,711
No, no, no it's Steps. Steps.
672
00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:26,947
- Sugababes.
- Sugababes.
673
00:37:27,574 --> 00:37:30,895
♪ I'll be there... ♪
674
00:37:30,931 --> 00:37:33,371
- OK, so who's that?
- Mr Blobby.
675
00:37:34,450 --> 00:37:36,219
- No, Charles.
- I don't know. I don't know.
676
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:37,783
How am I supposed to know that?
677
00:37:37,963 --> 00:37:41,225
In Emmerdale, how did
the following characters die?
678
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,585
- Alex Oakwell.
- Fell off a roof.
679
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,225
- Butch Dingle.
- Hit by a bus.
680
00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:48,424
- Rachel Hughes.
- She, er, was pushed off a cliff.
681
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:51,065
- Elizabeth Pollard.
- A plane landed on top of her.
682
00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:52,126
- Yes!
- Yes!
683
00:37:52,298 --> 00:37:54,225
I know who you are,
the next time I see you...
684
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:55,425
Oh, it's gone.
685
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:57,908
- ...I'm gonna tan your backside.
- Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
686
00:37:57,944 --> 00:38:00,002
- Um...
- You hear me?
687
00:38:00,790 --> 00:38:05,442
In the song Seven Days,
what did Craig David do on Tuesday?
688
00:38:05,478 --> 00:38:07,923
- He took her for a drink.
- And on Wednesday?
689
00:38:07,959 --> 00:38:09,924
I believe they were making love by then,
690
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,605
and they continued to do so
691
00:38:11,641 --> 00:38:13,553
throughout Thursday and Friday as well.
692
00:38:13,589 --> 00:38:16,027
- And then on Sunday?
- They just chilled.
693
00:38:16,063 --> 00:38:17,028
Right!
694
00:38:24,174 --> 00:38:25,893
There may be trouble ahead,
695
00:38:26,164 --> 00:38:32,164
but while there's moonlight
and music and love and romance...
696
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:38,260
♪ Let's face the music and dance! ♪
697
00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:46,754
- ♪ Who wants to be a millionaire? ♪
- I don't!
698
00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:51,084
- ♪ Have flashy flunkies everywhere? ♪
- I don't!
699
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,085
♪ Who wants the bother
Of a country estate? ♪
700
00:38:55,121 --> 00:38:59,538
♪ A country estate
Is something I'd hate ♪
701
00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:04,225
- ♪ Who wants to wallow in champagne? ♪
- I don't!
702
00:39:04,536 --> 00:39:08,999
- ♪ Who wants a supersonic plane? ♪
- I don't!
703
00:39:09,035 --> 00:39:12,000
♪ Who wants
A marble swimming pool too? ♪
704
00:39:12,036 --> 00:39:13,681
I don't!
705
00:39:13,717 --> 00:39:17,457
♪ And I don't Cos all I want is you. ♪
706
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:24,940
If that's true, all this
training, why didn't it work?
707
00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:28,740
You forgot who Craig David was!
708
00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:34,060
I guess... it just wouldn't go in.
709
00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:36,939
Everyone always said, "Why did you...
710
00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,782
"Why did you struggle
on the easy questions
711
00:39:38,818 --> 00:39:40,468
"and sail through the hard ones?"
And, um...
712
00:39:40,967 --> 00:39:47,081
Well, the easy ones were hard to me,
and, um, the hard ones...
713
00:39:47,392 --> 00:39:49,231
they just got easier.
714
00:39:49,408 --> 00:39:51,082
But on Craig David.
715
00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:52,932
Why?
716
00:39:53,619 --> 00:39:56,347
Why did you change your answer from A1?
717
00:39:56,383 --> 00:40:00,014
Well, you can hear it. Listen.
You can hear the gasp.
718
00:40:00,143 --> 00:40:01,628
I think I'm gonna go with A1.
719
00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:07,282
One of Diana's best tips.
Always listen to the audience.
720
00:40:08,049 --> 00:40:11,153
If you're found guilty, you'll be
decommissioned from the army...
721
00:40:11,884 --> 00:40:15,849
face certain bankruptcy,
possible prison sentence.
722
00:40:15,885 --> 00:40:21,549
People have attacked your house,
slashed your tyres, shot your dog.
723
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:24,856
And "cough, cough, cough",
everywhere you go.
724
00:40:24,892 --> 00:40:29,134
Why did you put yourself
through all that? For a game.
725
00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:30,715
I didn't.
726
00:40:31,947 --> 00:40:33,406
Because I didn't cheat.
727
00:40:37,594 --> 00:40:39,494
So what did you do?
728
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:46,160
I just... tried to be... entertaining.
729
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,385
And to get the questions right.
730
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,827
And to do my wife proud.
731
00:41:11,622 --> 00:41:14,587
Take the book in your left hand and
read aloud from the card, please.
732
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:17,025
I swear by almighty God...
733
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:18,829
Mr Smith.
734
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:21,260
Thank you for joining us today.
735
00:41:22,994 --> 00:41:25,669
Is it fair to say you took a while
to be convinced yourself,
736
00:41:25,705 --> 00:41:27,670
about this coughing theory?
737
00:41:27,706 --> 00:41:30,824
Yes. I wanted to give the Major
the benefit of the doubt.
738
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:34,968
Um, but as soon as you
begin watching, and listening...
739
00:41:35,004 --> 00:41:37,718
Once you are told there are coughs,
it's hard to unhear them.
740
00:41:38,101 --> 00:41:40,225
So these are 19 coughs
that you isolated,
741
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:42,668
that occurred on the correct answers.
742
00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:45,671
Do you know how many there
were in total that night?
743
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,360
192.
744
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,805
There were 192 coughs
picked up on that recording
745
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,822
from all over the place.
746
00:41:58,060 --> 00:42:02,225
Only they didn't fit the narrative,
so they were left out.
747
00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:07,125
You left them out of the famous Tape G.
748
00:42:07,161 --> 00:42:10,939
Just edited, and re-edited,
like a memory,
749
00:42:10,975 --> 00:42:12,184
it's constantly changing.
750
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:15,481
We have to present to you
what happened somehow,
751
00:42:15,517 --> 00:42:17,275
on... in... in some form.
752
00:42:17,311 --> 00:42:19,700
Yes, but this is your version
of what happened.
753
00:42:19,736 --> 00:42:22,522
The jury are looking
where you want them to look.
754
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:27,466
The moment, for instance,
when Mrs Ingram's coughing.
755
00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:31,604
Now, that's not an accident that
that's picked up on the master tape.
756
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,162
That is a choice.
757
00:42:33,198 --> 00:42:37,380
It is a creative choice
made by those who are editing it.
758
00:42:37,705 --> 00:42:41,670
The volume of the 19 is raised,
as you've acknowledged,
759
00:42:41,706 --> 00:42:46,083
but if wanted the jury to hear them
at their original volume,
760
00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:48,084
well, I couldn't, could I?
761
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:51,627
Because your version is now
the only version of events.
762
00:42:51,663 --> 00:42:53,224
They had to be isolated
763
00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:55,528
in the way that the Major
would have heard them,
764
00:42:55,564 --> 00:42:58,592
if he was listening out for them
to replicate the experience.
765
00:42:58,628 --> 00:43:02,815
Why don't you suspect Judith Keppel,
the first millionaire, of cheating?
766
00:43:02,851 --> 00:43:05,528
- Why would I?
- Good question.
767
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:10,678
I will now play the Judith Keppel tape.
768
00:43:12,447 --> 00:43:15,653
If you wouldn't mind
turning to the television.
769
00:43:16,759 --> 00:43:21,106
For £2,000 between Keppel
choosing the right answers,
770
00:43:21,142 --> 00:43:23,777
and committing to the final answer.
771
00:43:23,830 --> 00:43:24,795
His chaps.
772
00:43:24,831 --> 00:43:26,206
Why would he put his chaps on his legs?
773
00:43:26,242 --> 00:43:28,790
To stop his legs getting
rubbed by the balls.
774
00:43:29,142 --> 00:43:33,107
A cough. Similarly,
on the £4,000 question.
775
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:35,414
I think it's Aquarius.
776
00:43:35,450 --> 00:43:36,938
What are you? What's your star sign?
777
00:43:36,974 --> 00:43:40,939
A cough. Again, a cough
on the £8,0000 question.
778
00:43:40,975 --> 00:43:42,940
And the £64,000 question.
779
00:43:42,976 --> 00:43:45,941
And on the 500,000. And on the million.
780
00:43:45,977 --> 00:43:47,771
Now, I don't think she cheated.
You don't.
781
00:43:47,807 --> 00:43:49,349
Why do you think the Major cheated?
782
00:43:49,428 --> 00:43:50,862
I know this game...
783
00:43:51,994 --> 00:43:54,497
...and I know how normal people play it.
784
00:43:55,256 --> 00:43:59,381
And the Major did not play it
normally, I could tell immediately.
785
00:43:59,911 --> 00:44:03,617
Oh, really? What time did you arrive
at the studio that night?
786
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:05,460
It was, um...
787
00:44:07,096 --> 00:44:10,061
Well, OK, it was at the very end.
I didn't actually see him play live.
788
00:44:10,097 --> 00:44:12,062
Oh, so you arrived late at the studio,
789
00:44:12,098 --> 00:44:13,815
you were told that something was wrong.
790
00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:15,706
And you have pursued this doggedly
ever since.
791
00:44:15,742 --> 00:44:16,742
That's unfair.
792
00:44:18,464 --> 00:44:20,107
Suspicions were raised.
793
00:44:20,143 --> 00:44:22,008
I called the police
and handed it over to them.
794
00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:25,335
They investigated,
and they decided to charge them.
795
00:44:25,641 --> 00:44:29,351
And the jury will find them innocent
or guilty, that's up to them.
796
00:44:29,556 --> 00:44:31,615
- It's not personal.
- Well, of course...
797
00:44:32,939 --> 00:44:35,370
Of course it's personal.
798
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,779
This was my show.
799
00:44:38,705 --> 00:44:40,084
It was my life.
800
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:43,143
And believe it or not,
it mattered to me.
801
00:44:43,766 --> 00:44:46,212
The people who enjoyed it.
802
00:44:47,681 --> 00:44:49,603
And the people trying to ruin it.
803
00:44:50,311 --> 00:44:51,510
I see.
804
00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:55,673
Could you explain, then, the one
gaping hole in this whole theory.
805
00:44:56,799 --> 00:45:00,764
Could you explain the 18 minutes
between the Craig David question
806
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,605
and the Baron Haussmann question,
807
00:45:02,641 --> 00:45:04,546
when there are no significant coughs?
808
00:45:06,059 --> 00:45:08,224
Well, because Mr Whittock
didn't need to cough
809
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:10,119
- on those other questions.
- Why not?
810
00:45:11,611 --> 00:45:14,246
Well, because the Major
knew the answer to those questions.
811
00:45:14,463 --> 00:45:15,463
Oh, I see.
812
00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,225
Oh, well, then,
my final, final question,
813
00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:19,893
and this is just a tiny little thing.
814
00:45:19,929 --> 00:45:23,724
How did Tecwen Whittock
know that Charles Ingram,
815
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,725
a man he'd never met,
never communicated with...
816
00:45:26,761 --> 00:45:29,424
So how did he know
that Charles knew those answers,
817
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,983
and that he didn't need to cough?
818
00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:34,375
I don't know.
819
00:45:40,639 --> 00:45:42,342
But I know that he cheated.
820
00:45:44,962 --> 00:45:48,682
I'm sorry for everything they've
gone through, nobody wanted that.
821
00:45:49,394 --> 00:45:53,439
But whether it's coughing,
or blinking, or pagers, I know it.
822
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:54,707
I know it.
823
00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:59,460
He came on my show, and he cheated.
824
00:46:01,377 --> 00:46:05,382
Have you ever heard of this little
thing called "confirmation bias"?
825
00:46:05,961 --> 00:46:08,225
When an assumption sinks into the brain,
826
00:46:08,338 --> 00:46:15,203
it rearranges and reorganises
all facts to support the assumption.
827
00:46:15,537 --> 00:46:17,225
Like on the show relay.
828
00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:22,225
People, suspicious of a man from
a strange family, talking together.
829
00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:23,877
Something's weird.
830
00:46:23,913 --> 00:46:24,963
On a loop.
831
00:46:25,473 --> 00:46:27,053
He's a real dodgy one.
832
00:46:27,089 --> 00:46:28,747
Yeah, I think this guy's cheating
as well.
833
00:46:28,931 --> 00:46:32,652
Now might that not have created
a shared fiction,
834
00:46:32,887 --> 00:46:35,225
which then everyone in the studio
835
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:40,260
subconsciously began to
distort reality to match?
836
00:46:41,539 --> 00:46:46,286
Isn't it strange that the only
person not hooked up onto the loop,
837
00:46:46,322 --> 00:46:47,670
Chris Tarrant,
838
00:46:47,706 --> 00:46:52,111
is the only person
not to have suspected a thing?
839
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,669
We're all guilty of it.
We do it every day of our lives.
840
00:46:56,853 --> 00:46:59,918
We adjust the world,
and all the information,
841
00:46:59,954 --> 00:47:02,253
in order to navigate our way through.
842
00:47:02,884 --> 00:47:06,572
Take Mr Whittock's alleged cough.
843
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,425
"No," for example, which, incidentally,
844
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:12,025
could have come from
any one of those contestants,
845
00:47:12,106 --> 00:47:14,071
any one of those microphones.
846
00:47:14,107 --> 00:47:19,072
It's just someone on hearing the
Major hovering over a wrong answer,
847
00:47:19,108 --> 00:47:22,905
muttering quite naturally
to themselves, "No".
848
00:47:24,025 --> 00:47:27,513
Raised to such a volume
on the master tape,
849
00:47:27,673 --> 00:47:31,224
it made you all guffaw
at how obvious it was,
850
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:36,107
yet on the night, the two people
who sat either side of Mr Whittock,
851
00:47:36,963 --> 00:47:38,601
they didn't hear him say it.
852
00:47:38,736 --> 00:47:41,750
The man who sat opposite the Major,
Chris Tarrant,
853
00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:43,585
he didn't hear him say it.
854
00:47:43,770 --> 00:47:48,433
The 250 people in the studio audience,
855
00:47:48,469 --> 00:47:51,875
none of them, none of them,
when asked, heard him say it.
856
00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:53,993
Yet miraculously the Major did?
857
00:47:54,595 --> 00:47:57,714
A man who couldn't possibly know the
answer to those questions, right?
858
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,455
Not a man with a degree in engineering
859
00:47:59,491 --> 00:48:01,668
who knows what mega and a nano is.
860
00:48:01,908 --> 00:48:04,613
A man who was accepted into Mensa
861
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,579
among the cleverest people
in the country,
862
00:48:07,822 --> 00:48:10,467
only he's too modest
to mention it to anyone
863
00:48:10,503 --> 00:48:14,288
so pinned a badge on his lapel,
and hoped some of you might notice.
864
00:48:14,994 --> 00:48:18,659
We are told he's a man
who got carried away by a game.
865
00:48:18,869 --> 00:48:21,224
Not a level-headed UN Peacekeeper
866
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:24,539
who rescued men
from the battlefields of Bosnia.
867
00:48:24,575 --> 00:48:27,930
No, you're being asked to believe
that he and his wife cooked up
868
00:48:27,966 --> 00:48:31,096
a conspiracy on a phone call
which lasted eight minutes
869
00:48:31,132 --> 00:48:34,278
with a stranger they'd never met
to cough their way to a million
870
00:48:34,314 --> 00:48:37,144
with an accomplice
with a diagnosed cough.
871
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:39,673
The fact is,
872
00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:43,644
it will be entirely impossible
to categorically prove
873
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,821
that Charles Ingram did not know
the answers to those questions.
874
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:51,260
Because we cannot get inside here.
875
00:48:52,650 --> 00:48:53,735
His head.
876
00:48:54,087 --> 00:48:56,809
We just can't know.
877
00:48:57,504 --> 00:49:01,425
And therefore you cannot find him
guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
878
00:49:38,403 --> 00:49:39,408
On the charge of
879
00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:43,392
procuring the execution of a
valuable security by deception,
880
00:49:43,428 --> 00:49:46,225
do you find the defendant,
Tecwen Whittock,
881
00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:48,225
guilty or not guilty?
882
00:49:48,549 --> 00:49:49,604
Guilty.
883
00:49:51,802 --> 00:49:56,927
On the same charge, do you find
the defendant, Diana Ingram,
884
00:49:57,103 --> 00:49:59,163
guilty or not guilty?
885
00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:02,911
Guilty.
886
00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:09,416
On the same charge, do you find
the defendant, Charles Ingram,
887
00:50:09,663 --> 00:50:11,503
guilty or not guilty?
888
00:50:12,158 --> 00:50:13,298
Guilty.
889
00:50:16,916 --> 00:50:19,881
This has been a most unusual
and exceptional case.
890
00:50:20,070 --> 00:50:22,225
Frankly, one is hard-pressed
to find anything
891
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:25,516
about the circumstances of this case
that is not exceptional.
892
00:50:25,767 --> 00:50:28,792
A crime of this nature
normally carries with it
893
00:50:28,828 --> 00:50:31,828
a sentence of a significant
number of years in prison.
894
00:50:32,951 --> 00:50:37,951
I sentence you to 18 months
in prison, suspended for two years.
895
00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:42,503
So that's it? We're free to go?
896
00:50:42,599 --> 00:50:44,330
If we're guilty,
why aren't we going to jail?
897
00:50:44,887 --> 00:50:49,495
Well, maybe these days, justice
just has to be "seen" to be done.
898
00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:51,761
More than it actually has to be.
899
00:50:52,674 --> 00:50:54,145
Don't question it.
900
00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:57,664
Go and live your lives.
901
00:51:03,704 --> 00:51:05,350
I'll have to resign my commission.
902
00:51:06,015 --> 00:51:07,582
It's all right. It doesn't matter.
903
00:51:07,618 --> 00:51:09,583
It does matter. It matters to me.
It's who I am.
904
00:51:10,115 --> 00:51:12,390
What did Chris Tarrant say
at the end of the show?
905
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,680
"What a man. Quite an amazing man".
906
00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:22,360
Are you ready?
907
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:46,065
I have got nothing to say, guys. Really.
908
00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:47,300
There's nothing more to say.
909
00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:57,804
And my newspaper
is prepared to pay £675,000
910
00:51:57,975 --> 00:52:00,510
for you to confess to us exclusively.
911
00:52:03,809 --> 00:52:06,828
I think, er, just the photo. Thanks.
912
00:52:07,111 --> 00:52:08,111
Big smile.
913
00:52:09,404 --> 00:52:12,751
A Martin Bashir documentary
on the "Coughing Major"
914
00:52:12,787 --> 00:52:15,752
received a record breaking
audience for ITV.
915
00:52:15,788 --> 00:52:19,996
The highest-rated factual programme,
since the funeral of Princess Diana.
916
00:52:27,994 --> 00:52:30,994
- ...Tony Blair is blaming the IRA.
- Come on. Time for bed.
917
00:52:34,056 --> 00:52:36,056
Yep, up in a sec.
918
00:52:47,979 --> 00:52:51,232
So, come on, then. What's the answer?
919
00:52:52,814 --> 00:52:54,097
After all that.
920
00:52:55,562 --> 00:52:58,575
Tell us. It's killing me.
921
00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:14,104
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922
00:53:18,992 --> 00:53:21,992
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923
00:53:22,008 --> 00:53:26,008
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