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We were digging a hole to bury that pig.
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Stupid Yang hit his own feet with the shovel.
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And fell right in!
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He grabbed Fatty's legs to pull himself out
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but Fatty was pulled into the hole, too!
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Dumb-ass Yang got squashed.
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He was crying like a pathetic goat.
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Going "Baa, baa!"
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Dogs were barking all over the place.
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Houses started turning on their lights!
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Shit...
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Then the hole started filling up with rain.
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Yang almost drowned in there.
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Someone that stupid
should've been buried too!
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We tried to help, but he was stuck in the mud.
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He wouldn't budge. It took forever!
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We were muddy and totally drenched,
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but tried to yank him out.
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We finally freed him.
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Yang was buck naked from the waist down!
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You know!
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The full monty!
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He covered his crotch yelling: "Don't look!"
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And then get this. He fell back in.
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We pulled him up again.
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Dammit. His pants were back on!
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No kidding!
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I thought I was seeing things.
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His underwear, too?
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How'd he do that in the mud?
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Underwear back on?
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Next day, Fatty's body was found.
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It was in all the papers.
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They found something else.
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They found a pair of... women's panties!
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Were they Yang's panties?
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He's a cross dresser?
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Exactly!
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It's beyond belief.
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That idiot's late as hell. What's he doing?
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I guess they grabbed him.
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Hope he doesn't blah.
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It might be better if they whack him anyway.
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Good. That means a bigger share for us.
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Should I kill that idiot?
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Yang, what're you doing?
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Get over here.
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Tomorrow night, Tokyo. Roppongi.
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There'll be a driver.
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Yo...
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Tryin' something?
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He came all the way from Taiwan?
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Yeah.
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To whack you?
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Right.
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You're movin' up.
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Give my girl back.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Give my girl back.
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Fuck!
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That asshole!
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Go get him!
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Give me back...
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my girl... Give her back.
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There!
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Where is he?
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I'll find him.
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Fuck!
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He ain't here.
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Where'd he go?
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Where'd you come from?
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Are you that dog I rescued?
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The dog's repayment?
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Yummy.
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You speak Chinese?
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My mom's Taiwanese.
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Jun! Get back here!
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Right now!
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Over here.
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Come on. Hurry up!
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What's wrong?
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Get back to the parking garage.
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I don't wanna go back there.
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Just do what I say. Go.
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Hurry back.
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Mom will die without this!
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A scumbag junkie.
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Untie me!
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Jun. Over here.
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Please untie me.
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Hurry!
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Untie your mother!
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Untie your mother, untie me!
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Untie me!
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What do you want?
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Untie me!
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Hello.
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Angie?
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What? I can't hear you.
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Who is this?
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Hello?
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Japan? You're in Japan?
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When does the next ship leave?
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Lost your passport?
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Next ship... Next ship...
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I think it's August 30th.
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It leaves from Yokohama.
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I'll let the boss know.
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300,000 yen.
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No money?
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Pull a robbery. Bye!
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Robbery...
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Hey. Come with me.
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I was in the area, so I came by.
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What are you doing?
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Stop jabbering.
I asked him to cook for us.
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It's delicious!
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Good. Damn good!
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Can you come to my house?
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We're having a dinner party this evening.
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Take some vegetables.
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Just the reason I came.
Perfect timing!
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You come, too.
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I want to surprise everyone.
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- Let's take them back now.
- Good idea.
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It's late!
We have to prepare. They're coming.
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Let's hurry!
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It looks delicious.
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Not regular Chinese food, right?
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More than lunch. It's dinner.
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Dinner means forks and knives.
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Anyway, it's awfully good.
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Isn't it? Long is a great cook!
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So, you came here from Taiwan?
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Why? What are you doing here?
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Are you in trouble, Mr. Long?
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You can open a restaurant.
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But he needs a license to open a restaurant.
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He can do it on the sly.
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So how will he communicate?
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He doesn't speak Japanese.
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It doesn't matter.
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Work hard and you'll win people over.
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Where do you live, Long?
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Abandoned house in Kuroda.
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What? You live in a place like that?
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- Sounds fishy.
- Is he okay?
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- Is he lying?
- That's nonsense.
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Yeah, there must be a reason for it.
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Don't sass me, Mr. bad hair transplant!
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Watch your mouth!
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Carpenter, you have to fix up his house.
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Leave it to me.
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Long, let me know if you need a hand.
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He wouldn't ask.
He's not shameless like you.
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Hey, Long.
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I'll hook up your electricity.
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Instead of a restaurant, how about a stall?
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That's a good idea.
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And easier than running a restaurant.
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I'm a butcher. I can supply the meat.
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I'll bring you fresh fish.
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And my veggies.
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- We have to plan the menu.
- What do we serve?
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- Pizza?
- Why pizza?
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'Cause Taiwanese pizza's never been tried.
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You're way off.
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How about noodles?
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- Taiwanese ramen.
- Good choice.
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All right. Let's do it!
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Let's do it.
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Oh, "try" is English...
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I couldn't help but notice...
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I had exactly the same t-shirt.
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No way he'd wear the same shirt as you!
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Long, are you a fan of Perfume?
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Not while we're eating, shit head.
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You chose these boondocks, just like me.
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What's wrong with "the boondocks"?
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And like me, you might never escape.
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Don't talk like that.
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They call this "snapping turtle town."
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We like to help. We latch on and never let go.
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You're one of us snapping turtles, ain't ya?
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That's true, but...
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Here.
It's not enough, but please take it.
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Thank you very much.
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Long, please use this at home.
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We have stuff too.
Drop by on your way home.
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Stop by our house, too.
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Why is all this happening?
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'Cause you act cool and don't say anything.
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Mornin'!
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Let's get started!
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The lights are on!
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Good job!
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I brought the meat.
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Here's the fish.
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Meat cleaver, bread flour, seasoning...
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Some shoes and clothes. Just old stuff.
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You have to start preparing.
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Wait, wait.
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Next to the window.
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Move your ass.
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Long. Long, come here for a second.
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Hurry!
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So? Ain't it great?
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A real carpenter.
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I couldn't have made it.
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'Cause you're a fish monger.
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Aren't the flowers nice?
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I'll plant some cosmos on the other side.
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Hey, where should we put the cart?
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At the convenience store?
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The owner there is nasty.
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It's impossible to park on the boulevard...
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Station's no good, either.
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How about the temple? It's a busy area.
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Yeah, there's a school nearby.
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Okay. I'll talk to the head priest.
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We open for business tomorrow at noon!
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Long, we'll come by before noon.
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See you.
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See you tomorrow
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Noon. Tomorrow at noon.
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TAIWANESE BEEF NOODLES
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- It looks yummy!
- Let's take a photo.
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Hot guy!
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Looks so tasty!
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Smells great.
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- It's a big hit.
- 'Cause it's good.
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We have to advertise.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Long. I've got mine, too.
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I'm beat.
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Wasn't that old fart annoying?
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The bald guy? What an ass.
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I wanna go home.
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Money! Money!
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Maggie?
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Good work.
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Nana.
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Peipei.
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Lulu.
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Thank you, Yoko.
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Here, Lily.
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No money for you.
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You damaged our car.
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It wasn't me.
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See you.
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What's this?
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I don't need it.
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What?
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Last night...
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Thank you.
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Fried prawns, fried minnow, tofu... (Mandarin)
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For dessert...
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Almond jelly, please.
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"Keikan." Police.
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You're a liar. (Mandarin)
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You're the one they'll arrest.
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What?
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What'd you say?
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You don't catch, you get caught.
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What does that mean?
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Forget it.
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I...
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Balleiu...
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Ballet?
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You wanna be a dancer?
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Ballet?
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Ballerina.
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Taiwan...
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Which city? Hong Kong?
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Hong Kong isn't in Taiwan.
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Kaohsiung.
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Kaohsheng?
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No...
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"Takao." (Japanese name)
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Takao?
281
00:59:55,579 --> 00:59:56,865
Who's Takao?
282
01:00:03,019 --> 01:00:04,942
Who is he? What's he doing?
283
01:00:07,659 --> 01:00:09,866
Takao's not a man.
284
01:00:11,779 --> 01:00:13,702
Is he a devil or something?
285
01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:16,947
If I have to, I'll kick his ass.
286
01:00:21,019 --> 01:00:22,225
Kenji...
287
01:00:22,819 --> 01:00:24,184
Are you a dummy?
288
01:01:26,351 --> 01:01:27,955
Thank you, Sir.
289
01:01:41,271 --> 01:01:43,194
"I love you." (Mandarin)
290
01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:47,720
I love you. (Mandarin)
291
01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:49,602
I love you.
292
01:02:19,309 --> 01:02:20,549
Fuck you, asshole!
293
01:02:23,189 --> 01:02:25,271
You knocked up our meat.
294
01:02:42,709 --> 01:02:45,394
I love you... (Mandarin)
295
01:02:54,589 --> 01:02:56,876
It's awesome. Check it out.
296
01:04:44,229 --> 01:04:46,391
POWDERED MILK
297
01:05:44,392 --> 01:05:45,518
Do it quickly.
298
01:06:38,832 --> 01:06:40,243
See you soon.
299
01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:11,517
A little something.
300
01:07:12,872 --> 01:07:16,194
Dumplings? Thank you!
301
01:07:20,352 --> 01:07:21,877
I got some good dope.
302
01:08:10,351 --> 01:08:12,399
EVICTION NOTICE
303
01:09:43,351 --> 01:09:45,513
Wait here. I'll be back soon.
304
01:10:38,031 --> 01:10:39,556
Mommy!
305
01:11:01,951 --> 01:11:03,396
What happened?
306
01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:22,299
Stop crying!
307
01:11:24,449 --> 01:11:25,814
Stop it!
308
01:13:08,369 --> 01:13:11,054
- That was delicious!
- Wasn't it'?
309
01:13:11,689 --> 01:13:13,339
Who is he? A friend?
310
01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:14,970
He's cool.
311
01:13:15,289 --> 01:13:17,417
- Long-sama.
- Like Yon-sama?
312
01:13:17,689 --> 01:13:18,895
A Korean Wave star?
313
01:13:19,049 --> 01:13:20,938
No. He's from Taiwan.
314
01:13:22,089 --> 01:13:23,329
Which "wave" is Taiwan?
315
01:13:23,489 --> 01:13:25,059
"Shin-kage Wave."
316
01:13:25,489 --> 01:13:27,298
Give me a break!
317
01:13:28,049 --> 01:13:29,778
But isn't he handsome?
318
01:13:30,969 --> 01:13:32,414
He's gorgeous.
319
01:13:34,049 --> 01:13:35,653
Long-sama!
320
01:13:36,729 --> 01:13:38,572
Is that boy his son?
321
01:13:39,769 --> 01:13:41,737
No, his mom's a drug addict.
322
01:13:48,449 --> 01:13:51,532
He's a really hard worker.
323
01:13:51,889 --> 01:13:53,732
I'm totally impressed.
324
01:13:54,009 --> 01:13:57,172
I wanna support him more and more.
325
01:13:57,929 --> 01:13:59,693
Let's open a website.
326
01:13:59,969 --> 01:14:02,449
I don't know a thing about computers.
327
01:14:02,889 --> 01:14:03,890
Can you do it?
328
01:14:04,049 --> 01:14:05,778
Just leave it to me.
329
01:14:07,329 --> 01:14:08,410
Long!
330
01:14:10,329 --> 01:14:11,137
Look here.
331
01:14:13,689 --> 01:14:14,975
One photo!
332
01:14:17,249 --> 01:14:18,250
Long!
333
01:14:18,409 --> 01:14:20,377
Don't bother him when he's working.
334
01:14:20,529 --> 01:14:21,690
Look here!
335
01:14:23,449 --> 01:14:24,974
Do it later.
336
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:27,619
I need a photo.
337
01:14:28,409 --> 01:14:29,410
Just one.
338
01:15:18,398 --> 01:15:19,126
Hey...
339
01:15:20,118 --> 01:15:22,769
What's a killer doing makin' noodles?
340
01:15:27,158 --> 01:15:30,367
Shit head! You stand right out.
341
01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:36,079
Hey, you!
342
01:15:36,758 --> 01:15:38,123
What are you doing?
343
01:15:38,278 --> 01:15:40,042
We'll call the police!
344
01:16:54,892 --> 01:16:58,339
Although it's impudent to introduce myself,
345
01:16:58,892 --> 01:17:01,657
I left home when I was 14,
346
01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:05,940
drifted in the criminal underworld,
347
01:17:07,212 --> 01:17:11,820
became chief of the bandits...
348
01:17:13,012 --> 01:17:16,983
I am Nippon...
349
01:17:17,772 --> 01:17:22,061
...Daemon!
350
01:17:24,052 --> 01:17:30,742
Imprisoned two or three times,
351
01:17:32,452 --> 01:17:36,696
I am Benten Kozo...
352
01:17:40,132 --> 01:17:44,535
...Kikunosuke!
353
01:17:45,252 --> 01:17:48,620
Stealing from pilgrims,
354
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:52,302
under a false name,
355
01:17:53,572 --> 01:17:56,178
I am Tadanobu...
356
01:17:56,332 --> 01:18:00,178
...Rihei!
357
01:18:01,212 --> 01:18:04,216
Like stars vanishing at dawn,
358
01:18:06,892 --> 01:18:10,533
I am Akaboshi...
359
01:18:11,412 --> 01:18:16,543
...Juzaburo!
360
01:18:17,052 --> 01:18:21,455
Terrorizing and killing people by sword,
361
01:18:22,772 --> 01:18:26,857
despiser of Buddhist chants,
362
01:18:29,852 --> 01:18:31,695
I am Nango...
363
01:18:33,372 --> 01:18:37,457
...Rikimaru!
364
01:18:39,052 --> 01:18:40,292
Hey, butcher!
365
01:18:48,012 --> 01:18:50,583
Who shouted that?
Was it you, ya bastard?
366
01:18:57,172 --> 01:18:59,823
I desire feathers.
367
01:19:01,252 --> 01:19:03,937
I desire wings.
368
01:19:05,332 --> 01:19:09,894
I wish to fly away.
369
01:19:12,332 --> 01:19:16,894
May you know that.
370
01:19:26,492 --> 01:19:28,893
Prepare a bowl of tea. Tea!
371
01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:35,423
Even Buddha does not realize...
372
01:19:43,172 --> 01:19:46,813
Addicted to...
373
01:19:46,972 --> 01:19:51,102
...sensual pleasures...
374
01:19:53,212 --> 01:19:58,901
My humble love is...
375
01:19:59,052 --> 01:20:04,092
...the cause of my ruin.
376
01:20:11,812 --> 01:20:16,101
Young man, please wait.
377
01:20:18,612 --> 01:20:21,536
If you do not know...
378
01:20:22,452 --> 01:20:26,696
...I will tell it to you.
379
01:20:28,572 --> 01:20:35,899
The notorious Benten Kozo Kikunosuke...
380
01:20:36,642 --> 01:20:42,684
That is my name.
381
01:21:03,601 --> 01:21:06,411
Shit, our play won third prize.
382
01:21:06,561 --> 01:21:09,371
If you didn't fall, we would've won.
383
01:21:10,241 --> 01:21:12,323
Next year we'll get Long on.
384
01:21:12,481 --> 01:21:14,370
Then we'll win for sure.
385
01:21:14,881 --> 01:21:16,406
What kind of play?
386
01:21:16,761 --> 01:21:18,490
"The King and I"?
387
01:21:18,641 --> 01:21:21,008
Costumes would be too difficult.
388
01:21:21,481 --> 01:21:23,290
How about modern drama?
389
01:21:23,481 --> 01:21:25,131
Like "Spider-Man."
390
01:21:34,401 --> 01:21:36,324
What about these coupons?
391
01:21:36,561 --> 01:21:39,041
Long. You use them.
For the hot spring.
392
01:21:40,561 --> 01:21:43,724
We got three coupons...
Who'll go with him?
393
01:21:44,921 --> 01:21:46,252
I guess I'll go.
394
01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:47,971
Why should it be you?
395
01:21:48,121 --> 01:21:49,202
She's a junkie.
396
01:21:51,041 --> 01:21:52,645
I mean she's sick...
397
01:21:53,161 --> 01:21:54,572
She's not sick!
398
01:21:57,401 --> 01:22:00,086
Go tomorrow.
With Long and your mother.
399
01:22:08,601 --> 01:22:12,447
Jun... This camera. Take it.
400
01:22:13,881 --> 01:22:14,962
Sorry.
401
01:26:58,881 --> 01:26:59,768
What's the score?
402
01:27:15,267 --> 01:27:16,268
3 to 1.
403
01:27:23,907 --> 01:27:25,068
My point!
404
01:27:26,627 --> 01:27:27,913
Cheer me on.
405
01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:30,431
I can't believe it.
406
01:27:31,387 --> 01:27:34,675
Let's continue. What's the score?
407
01:27:35,227 --> 01:27:36,467
5 for Mom.
408
01:27:36,627 --> 01:27:37,788
And him?
409
01:27:37,947 --> 01:27:38,869
1.
410
01:27:47,547 --> 01:27:48,992
He's terrible.
411
01:27:49,147 --> 01:27:51,036
I'll teach you later.
412
01:28:11,467 --> 01:28:13,947
Hooray! I won again.
413
01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:17,273
You can win, too.
414
01:29:45,067 --> 01:29:46,557
What's this?
415
01:29:48,726 --> 01:29:50,569
They're rice crackers.
416
01:29:52,966 --> 01:29:54,377
Look at this!
417
01:29:58,006 --> 01:29:59,929
It's so cute.
418
01:30:02,486 --> 01:30:03,931
Take a look.
419
01:30:05,806 --> 01:30:07,695
Thank you, Long!
420
01:30:55,601 --> 01:30:58,127
Why did you draw hearts on the cup?
421
01:30:59,401 --> 01:31:00,846
I just wanted to.
422
01:31:01,001 --> 01:31:02,002
But why?
423
01:31:03,001 --> 01:31:05,083
Why did you use so many colors?
424
01:31:05,361 --> 01:31:09,446
Because I like colorful things.
425
01:31:12,161 --> 01:31:14,004
I'm tired. I wanna sleep.
426
01:31:30,851 --> 01:31:32,091
Thank you.
427
01:31:43,051 --> 01:31:44,621
See you tomorrow
428
01:31:50,331 --> 01:31:51,378
See you.
429
01:31:54,171 --> 01:31:54,933
Good night.
430
01:31:55,971 --> 01:31:56,699
Good night.
431
01:31:58,531 --> 01:31:59,737
Take care.
432
01:33:00,931 --> 01:33:03,172
Jun. Clear up quickly.
433
01:33:30,142 --> 01:33:31,428
How was work?
434
01:34:35,622 --> 01:34:37,351
I can't understand Chinese.
435
01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:49,851
Jun, you should ask him yourself in Japanese.
436
01:34:50,302 --> 01:34:52,703
Please let me join the team.
437
01:35:06,222 --> 01:35:10,432
Hey. This kid wants to try out.
438
01:35:10,862 --> 01:35:13,342
I'll have him throw one to you, okay?
439
01:35:22,262 --> 01:35:23,548
Throw to him.
440
01:35:28,822 --> 01:35:29,744
Good.
441
01:35:32,662 --> 01:35:33,948
And again.
442
01:35:50,982 --> 01:35:52,268
You almost got it.
443
01:36:16,851 --> 01:36:18,501
Bring your arms in.
444
01:36:22,371 --> 01:36:23,213
Look there.
445
01:37:31,011 --> 01:37:32,820
Run, Jun, run!
446
01:38:52,851 --> 01:38:55,058
Jun. It's suddenly heavy!
447
01:38:56,331 --> 01:38:57,617
Push hard.
448
01:38:59,331 --> 01:39:01,254
- I'm pushing.
- It's heavy...
449
01:39:02,731 --> 01:39:03,778
Harder!
450
01:39:06,891 --> 01:39:08,495
Are you really pushing?
451
01:39:17,131 --> 01:39:18,621
What's going on?
452
01:41:36,017 --> 01:41:38,907
Jun! I forgot something at home.
453
01:41:39,497 --> 01:41:40,783
You go ahead.
454
01:43:10,559 --> 01:43:11,924
Long time no see.
455
01:43:23,079 --> 01:43:24,444
You live here now?
456
01:43:29,479 --> 01:43:31,720
Belongs to that kid you had?
457
01:43:32,559 --> 01:43:35,005
You raised him by sellin' yourself.
458
01:43:36,519 --> 01:43:38,408
He's already this big?
459
01:43:42,679 --> 01:43:43,919
Are you okay?
460
01:43:45,759 --> 01:43:47,170
You look beat.
461
01:43:55,919 --> 01:43:57,080
Here, take this.
462
01:44:13,268 --> 01:44:14,793
You can't escape.
463
01:44:20,828 --> 01:44:21,989
From me.
464
01:44:26,788 --> 01:44:28,153
From dope...
465
01:45:42,059 --> 01:45:44,824
I searched for you all over.
466
01:45:59,179 --> 01:46:00,704
Who's that guy?
467
01:46:02,259 --> 01:46:03,749
You seduced him?
468
01:46:06,099 --> 01:46:08,227
You were always good at that.
469
01:46:10,339 --> 01:46:12,945
Stop pretendin' to be a happy family.
470
01:46:16,979 --> 01:46:18,549
Come back to me.
471
01:46:21,019 --> 01:46:22,623
Let's befriends again.
472
01:46:27,339 --> 01:46:31,060
That guy from the stall... He's a dead man.
473
01:46:33,859 --> 01:46:35,509
We've found him.
474
01:46:39,179 --> 01:46:42,626
Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
475
01:46:46,499 --> 01:46:48,308
Come back to me.
476
01:46:50,899 --> 01:46:54,870
Then, I'll save your son's life.
477
01:47:39,059 --> 01:47:40,060
Slut.
478
01:47:40,379 --> 01:47:42,143
If you're not turnin' tricks
479
01:47:42,339 --> 01:47:44,910
you should only fuck me.
480
01:48:20,184 --> 01:48:23,028
Long, after you finish work
481
01:48:23,344 --> 01:48:25,506
we're having a barbecue. Got it?
482
01:48:25,664 --> 01:48:27,348
We'll treat you. See you!
483
01:48:39,892 --> 01:48:41,815
If you didn't have that kid
484
01:48:42,532 --> 01:48:44,978
you wouldn't be in all this trouble.
485
01:48:46,652 --> 01:48:48,973
Some dude raped ya and you got knocked up?
486
01:48:52,492 --> 01:48:54,301
What a fucking asshole.
487
01:48:56,532 --> 01:48:58,261
Total piece of shit!
488
01:50:05,226 --> 01:50:06,671
One beef noodle.
489
01:50:13,466 --> 01:50:15,867
Hey, kid. You're great.
490
01:52:02,976 --> 01:52:04,387
That was good.
491
01:52:14,096 --> 01:52:16,497
Jun. Clear up.
492
01:52:40,776 --> 01:52:42,266
I'm home!
493
01:53:37,309 --> 01:53:39,630
What're you assholes doing?!
494
01:53:40,189 --> 01:53:41,475
Say what, motherfucker?
495
01:53:46,549 --> 01:53:47,471
What's this about?
496
01:53:47,629 --> 01:53:48,516
Stop it!
497
01:53:53,349 --> 01:53:54,714
I'll call the police!
498
01:53:55,389 --> 01:53:56,390
What the hell?
499
01:55:08,559 --> 01:55:10,607
Are you taking the piss?
500
01:57:44,809 --> 01:57:46,254
Get outta this town.
501
01:58:44,369 --> 01:58:45,859
Tonight, 8 o'clock.
502
01:58:46,809 --> 01:58:48,857
Sheshin Hotel, room 505.
503
01:59:46,089 --> 01:59:48,091
Isn't that Mr. Long?
504
01:59:51,489 --> 01:59:52,536
Hey, Long!
505
01:59:53,649 --> 01:59:54,810
It can't be!
506
01:59:55,209 --> 01:59:56,051
Long!
507
02:00:08,409 --> 02:00:09,535
It's dangerous!
508
02:00:11,489 --> 02:00:12,456
Watch out!
509
02:00:26,009 --> 02:00:27,056
Please stop!
510
02:01:25,981 --> 02:01:27,631
Why are you here?
511
02:01:39,021 --> 02:01:40,944
Why did you come?
512
02:01:50,981 --> 02:01:52,824
Why did you all come?
513
02:01:53,341 --> 02:01:55,230
Why did you all come?
514
02:02:13,421 --> 02:02:15,423
Why did you all come?
515
02:03:07,184 --> 02:03:09,505
- I'm going now.
- So late for school?
516
02:03:10,184 --> 02:03:11,948
Don't make me say it again.
517
02:03:31,624 --> 02:03:32,785
I'm going.
518
02:03:33,064 --> 02:03:34,225
Take care.
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