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Sir

Take your seats

This meeting, with the situation so tight

Is held to discuss an important issue

Our No. 1 mole, Mr. Sum,

has died a hero

But he's left an important clue

This black box is it

Inside it there's a roll of transparencies

Let's take a look

This man is an American called Kissing Fish

A notorious broker in international crimes

This man is a Japanese,

Yukio Fushime

And his underling Doyuta,

of unidentified origin

They are up to something

Japan's Red Army wants...

to buy weapons from the terrorists

Payment in Hong Kong; delivery elsewhere

Now,

Hong Kong is a free port

Paying someone some money is not a crime

We have no right to arrest them

But Interpol asks us...

to stop them

Any suggestions?

Sir

OK, Raygun, spell it out

I'm going to 7-11 to ease my hunger

Nothing is more urgent than our subject

I suggest nobody leaves...

during the meeting

I suggest...

we simply steal their money

Then the deal is off

We policemen stealing money?

Law enforcers breaking the law!

You're wasting...

the taxpayer's money

That's all. Meeting is dismissed

Switch on the lights

You, stay behind for a word

Yes, sir

You have the right idea

But who?

You ruled out the policemen

Let's have someone outside...

the Force

Correct

We called in outsiders once

Let's give it to Fatso again

You mean Kidstuff

Right

Sir!

Oh! Kidstuff

Sit down

How's everything, Kidstuff?

I'll come to the point

Ba Wa has told me the job

She's told me the reward

But one problem remains

What problem?

I don't want shady dealings any more

Give me a commission,

I'll do it

Easy,

we take it for granted you're a cop

But I need the commission papers

As well as your seat

I want everyone calling me Sir

Sure, here's the badge, gun

Sir

You may have my uniform

if it fits

Walter Tsao, what are you doing?

They say

you called in outsiders

Is it something beyond us?

Just some misunderstanding

Misunderstanding?

Misunderstanding for sure

Misunderstanding?

Right, truly it's a misunderstanding

Quito

Kidstuff

Quito

Kidstuff

You've lost weight

And you had plastic surgery?

A little

I worked in an office

where every girl has wasp waist and

cockroach midriff

I developed inferiority complex

One doesn't die of it

But it's worst than death

So I went for skin stretching,

nose refitting

I got back my dignity in 3 months

and became the femme fatale again

Men, they became willing prey

Skin, eye, nose, refitting

Then I'm not looking at the old you

I don't mind. I'm happy

How about you?

I left the orphanage like a lamb

Pure in character, moral in outlook

So I get cheated...

again and again

All my romantic concern for women is gone

Only my chastity remains intact

It's for sale but no takers

Then I met...

Roundhead and Sandy

They took your chastity?

No, they taught me to mug, to rob

With some savings, we took a gun

And robbed the banks jewelleries, and vaults

They now...

call me the Ram, no more Lamb

Rammy,

are you scared?

No, the police are behind me

Ask Walter Tsao for confirmation

Don't ask me. I understand nothing

I'll go home, knocking my head on the wall

That wouldn't hamper you

It's trendy to talk gibberish

Kidstuff, it won't work

I'm married

You and me in a room! Dangerous!

How about a public place

Good, the coffee shop, maybe

Sure

Beer

Who's for lemon cola and tea?

Who's for lemon cola and tea

They are mine

Let me!

No need

Let me

Hey lady cop

How about that side?

Looks all right

Fine

What's you comment?

Never seen Lady Cop so nice to man

Just ordinary friends maybe

You're nuts

Get Baldy here quick

How about you?

To summon the ambulance, of course

I'll get the chaps here for the show

Splendid

How could you do this to me?

What... what did I do?

Speak up, you

You made me a cuckold

I'll kill you

Didn't you see?

I'll kill him too

Is that so? I believe you

Dismiss it all as a family tiff

You can dismiss it

since you're not the cuckold

Tiny, you put it wrongly

Let me tell it for you

If my wife became unfaithful

I would find out what was his long suit

Then I'd examine my own faults

Hear that? Now you know your faults

Tolerance is a must for a couple

Learn to be a good husband, bastard

I have a happy marriage

But I keep the cuckold's cap handy

Just to remind myself

Be nicer to the woman

A man spends one-third of his life in bed

And the wife takes half of the bed

Some talk!

He can't even count

I'll forget about the figures

But use Chinese morals to discuss marriages

The five human relations are...

I saw your wife chummy clummy with a fat man

My cuckold's cap is in use then!

Just like this one here

Tiny,

my words were outdated

No longer in fashion

Being a man, beat him up

Go

Good

Bastard

Sir!

Come on

He never dares go home late

Where are the adulterous ones?

Over there

The couple doing...

the tete-a-tete

Never try to separate a couple

Right

Go and beat your wife's lover

Shut up. I know what to do

It won't work

Tell me what's so funny

Baldy, but you're on duty

Right, so I have the gun, two of them

You shouldn't. Hide them

Let me introduce you two

Move over there

Too many strangers

What strangers?

So you are...

the Eric Kidstuff

Correct

So we meet again Fatso

So darned careless

A toast is for munching, not squeezing

I'll get some wiper

Fatso, I'm Albert her husband

Marriage license No. AA260111

And I'm Ng,

ID card E7266541

Quito is my first love

When?

When I was eight

That's not first love, but cradle love

You don't know...

what first love is?

So I consulted Quito

Did it really take so long?

Both of us are talkative

What else did you do?

Nothing

Nothing, but nothing

That's his

Baldy, what are you doing?

Sir, what happened?

Nothing, wife, get me a couple of...

Trouble

Blissful, very blissful

Water, water

Great

Albert, you sprayed his face

Nothing, having some fun

Let's see who does it better

My turn

Are you ready?

Let's go

See? I'm prepared

But you did it twice

Albert

You're great

Now we know each other. Wipe your face

I'll invite...

you two to dinner

No, let's have the honour

Come to my house on Saturday

It's a deal! Bye

I'll send you off

Sir, they're gone

Gone?

Chase them

Just like a cat on the hot tin roof

Must watch

What did you two do to my face?

Come over to help

Readings, readings. You'll get blind

You want me to be blind?

Stop the nonsense

Wifey, it won't do

I've been asked to the boss's dinner tonight

Then come home early

I'll be late if it is interesting

You might as well not come home

So you're hoping I won't come back

What?

I was murmuring to myself

Even could read my thoughts

Wifey, I'm leaving

Come in please

Thanks

Where's Albert?

He's gone back to headquarters

The flowers are for you

Still remember I love roses?

Sure, I remember everything you love

Sit down. I'll get the dinner

Sure

Make no noise

What's there. Luncheon meat

Tinned fish, beans and curried chicken

It's not much of a dinner

I enjoy it

They're the same dishes...

on our first picnic

I'll get rice for you

Thanks

Let's eat

Thank you

What's the matter?

Possibly mosquitos

I'll get the spray

Still here

I'll go. I'm going

Let me do it

Just a touch here and there

Let's eat

Kidstuff, you did it on purpose

What's that?

Nothing, eat

Keep your feet off

My feet

Sorry, I didn't mean it

Baldy really loved you?

I understand

Love made him do crazy things

I know

But one thing you don't know

What's that?

Baldy...

He's under the table all the while

Baldy

You mistrust me so

No, no, no

Let's die together

You're acting...

like a cry baby

Sweaters must be knit by the girl friend

I'll find a girl friend to knit my sweater

And the gloves and the shawl

But how do I know she can knit

You don't know

how to knit either

I'm knitting it for Roundhead

It's long enough, I think

Take a look first

A bit longer will be better

But it's stretched to the limit

Remember, don't leave home without it

Or your tongue get frost-bitten

Turn to gold, turn!

You're going insane

Turning a stone into gold

An uneducated country bumpkin

That is called the Midas touch

Turn to gold

Is that the consulate

Who? Elizabeth Taylor. Just a minute

For whom?

Yes, right...

Oh, it's you

Where are you now?

At home? Bathing?

Starkers! With nothing on!

You're really something. Just a minute

Your fiancee

Kidstuff

What! Helping the cops?

You come over to talk to him

Somebody delivered something as you tell me

Must have got the wrong address

Your looks gave the game away

This time I came to get you do something

I don't understand

Me too

I know

But really don't know

It's easy to explain

Because we did them a good turn

The police now award us...

an easy job

With very, very high rewards

I'll let you have the figure first

Which will make you smile

One million

Two million

Up to five million

Your jokes are getting worse

A joke

I'm not lying. I can swear

If I lied,

we'd die together

You are brothers to me

So listen to me Kidstuff

Money may not buy you

But you would help me

I need your help

Please extend your hand of friendliness

No such hand, only sympathetic hand

You're ridiculing me?

Not ridiculing, just insulting

Correct. That should shut you up

That's too much

Right

Since you refuse,

I'll do it alone

One man doing it...

with 5 policewomen

Tough, but I have to since help isn't there

One man to pose a lover...

to 5 beauties

The bed is part of the assignment

So you get the money and the girls

Kidstuff

Don't act nervous

None of us wants to share the danger

Since...

we're relatively well off

As doctor, as lawyer

Even Roundhead is a pilot

I'll marry the shipping magnate's daughter

Honeymoon in the Mediterranean

We advice you to go straight too

Stop living at the police's mercy

I live on Nobel prize, not police prize

Poverty is better than danger

I have to go and repair the rocket

Must go to space next week

Any word for Superman out there?

There being none, forget it

Time for the bank to close

Hurry up, hurry!

Which one will it be today?

Go to the City and pick one at random

City again. Can't we have something new?

Four times in the City in one week

Don't give us your ideas Jordan Road for today

I've booked the 5:30 show at Golden Harvest

Thus we don't have to rush

OK, OK!

Let's go!

It's done and over

Of course

we lucky stars

Are never late when duty calls

I talked them

into it

That means

you were with them just now

We have taped some exciting news programme

Another bank closing?

Look!

At 4:35 afternoon, a bank on Jordan Road

Was robbed by four stupid robbers

The threatened the staff...

with toy guns

Evening TV News

Miss,

could you describe what happened?

They came in all sizes and volumes

Faces covered by stockings. Very funny

Their weapons...

Iooked frighteningly real

But the short man

shot at me

My face got wet

Water pistol

So I sounded the alarm and

they escaped

You heard them...

call each other

Roundhead, Sandy, Rawhide and Ginseng

Herbal medicine names, plus a...

They...

Certain Nicky, Goldi Locks,

Evening TV News

So you were with them then?

Definitely not. If I had been...

Then what, Kidstuff

I won't be chased or caught

How about some down payment?

Sure. Must find new partners

Just pocket the money

But you don't have to worry about recruits

The Force has picked them

Officers from various branches

are looking for you

Then I'll be at head of a police detachment

Once you pick a man

He gets fired pronto and

becomes a civilian

My boys have taken the oath to do...

their best. So don't you worry

Help! Sir. The dog's biting me

Top Dog,

but you can talk to dogs

This dog knows...

no Cantonese

May be he speaks Spanish

Very likely

Calm down, don't panic

I was getting somewhere but you killed him

He tried to get very friendly with me

Oh dog,

what an inglorious death?

But its a bitch

You're inhuman. I quit

Anyone of you fired this gun before?

Suits him, suits him

He who cries for a dog...

must be kind hearted

I don't care who you pick

but I want to know who fired the gun

Such marksmanship! Definitely not us cops

Only 4 to go. Pick him

Miss, you're cute But why hanging the head?

Where are we going?

Trying to look like a virgin

How much?

Thanks for 18 bucks

How about the charge

It's 18 bucks

So give him the change

Sir, you like to eat

Thanks

Did you see this $500 note?

No, it's a $100 note

Correct, $100

Keep it as the change

Sir, it's yours

The roughies there are trouble Take a look

Fatso, what's the "dope"?

Never got beaten up

You prefer the knife or the pike?

My private weapon

What do you think?

Or kill me or

get killed by me

Hey, you come out

So loud. Trying to scare me?

Sir, there's some trouble

Another steak, OK?

I have only...

one $500 note

Enough to cover the bills

Really?

Surely enough

Now you have all grown up

After all the years at my expense

and keeping friends like these bums

Don't shout at me

What's that?

Fatty, you better keep away

Or you get caught in the melee

Melee, no, don't

Where's the gun?

Don't move

CID

I'm CID too

Help me chase

Don't move

I'm senior plain clothes man Help to chase

The senior ones come in late

Senior superintendant

Sir,

you saw how my gun was robbed

I only saw you expose yourself to corruption

Abused your power and lost an official gun

Sir, actually I was

7181, you're dead this time

Is the car ready?

Car's ready, sir

Sir, you're doing me in

Suppose that's what I'm doing. So what?

Let's go

Is he the one with experience?

Thanks, Insp. Wong

It's nothing

You can live it up with me,

leaving the Force

You really can order me around

Do you want to follow me?

All right, I'll follow you

What do I do? Murder or arson?

I'll let you know in due time

You'll find me very capable

Thank you Sir; thank you very much

Good times are here! Sorry

Who's going to be the next?

That armadillo...

who's never seen Kowloon

Oh Lambo

Come over here

You are Lambo, aren't you?

They call me all names

I'm 5198, Sir

You want to join the Special Force

Yes

Any confidence?

More confident than all others

Up there is a box with a gun

Get it

In 10 minutes

Sharpshooters are in waiting

May Providence be on your side

The bell's for your neck

Bring it back

Mission completed, you'll be part of us

Action in 3 minutes

Go

All fixed

Lambo, I'm senior superintendent

I charge you with wilful harm

But it's he who tried to kill me

There's no mistake in my accusation

Then you're framing me up?

Sir

Timed perfectly

Yes, I did the framing

Now you're accused of killing the same cop many times

What?

In patrol,

first thing is to unload the gun

Why?

When it's stolen, you won't get killed

Robbery! Robbery!

Give it back to me

It's robbery. Go

Sir, there's a robbery

What luck!

Run, run

Danger! Run!

I can't run any longer

The wrath of Heaven

The end of the world. Hide somewhere

This place

Who are you?

Looks sure like the underworld

We are rank and file cops

We got lost. Sorry

Right

Attention

About turn

They are the disgrace of the Force

So please hire them

Their success will condone...

their past

Failing that,

they're out for good

Please explain the mission

You go over there too

I have been given a job

not fit for the Force

So I got you

the most unlikely cops

If you succeed

You got 25 years' pay in one lump sum

But I don't ask...

about the job now

Any questions?

I'll entertain all questions

Fine. We start now

This is the place

Hey, just a minute

Kidstuff,

the strong scent of eau de Cologne

Nobody should know...

this secret place

Hey, Lambo

You gonna kill to silence

No, go up and look

OK

You fools, it's me Superintendent Tsao

Superintendent Tsao

Kidstuff, you are very blind

Put these men to the big job

You're saying I chose the wrong ones

All right, let's go our different ways

The game's over

Withdraw quickly lest he got scared

All men in the world, be they rich, poor

fat, lean, have the same defect

Superintendent, could I stay for training?

No, I must not show my face

You'd better be the police contact

This is Miss Yum Yum,

expert in many ways,

in untying bondage, in disguise and in forgery

And most important, now you listen,

She's an expert in free boxing

She's going to teach you all the tricks

to help out in your mission

She'll be with you for 3 days

You must make use of the limited time

I'll visit whenever time allows

Since Kidstuff's the only contact

known to police

He'll deliver...

the money to you later

Kidstuff, let's go

Mustn't hold up their training

Goodbye

Don't exhaust all the tricks; leave some for me

How many?

Kidstuff

A wee wee bit, remember

That wee wee bit

OK. Bye now

In 3 short days

I must teach you all I know

Let's cooperate as one family

Close door and be a family

Great stuff

I know exactly what you're thinking

Hey what are you thinking?

I am thinking what you're thinking And you?

I am like you but not quite so sure

You'll be excited if you're right

What would you say?

I'll speak for all of us

We all think

how to bed you

You thought only I thought like that?

They were thinking of the same thing

No

I didn't think that way

Me either

You really have dirty thoughts

I despise you

We are excited by the thought of learning from Yum Yum

But you thought of bedding her

You're ganging up on me,

I'll beat you

Forget it,

Fat Cat's got one good point

You're very frank

To this I readily admit

But honesty is the next thing to stupidity

A great motto

It's beyond me how Kidstuff chose you

But I'll teach just the same

Please protect me. I'm scared

One must be brave

Teach me

how to brace up and be brave

Like this

Wow! Like this!

Our time is limited

Let's go on to free boxing before dusk

Fine, time for free hoaxing

Do it

You are part of it

I'm All Asia karate champion

One must be quick, precise and strong

and generate maximum power in minimum time

Let me...

Iook at your work first

Libbogen, step forward

One must be cool, swift and fast in delivery

Every one has...

an Achilles' heel

The masters hide them well

Sorry

Rather forceful

Lambo, you step up

Find his Achilles heel

Hey, is hand flexing allowed?

Flexing until you're numb

Good

Top Dog

How do you look at it?

Look

Don't beat me. I won't touch you

I was merely using my gift

One sniff and I know all about you

You're angry

So, I yield

Tops

Such a useless person

Right, get to her

First, a backward maneuver

Long legs, your turn

Do something. What's that?

I attached you. I did it

I raped you in my mind

Completely incompetent

You, the protected pet, come out

Which part of my body is your aim?

I detest fights. I love peace

Big sister, protect me against fights

Wham! It makes my chest swollen

Any one with new gimmicks?

Are you all right?

I'll teach you the art of disguise later

Five minutes already

Disguise changes one completely

Does it work?

It won't

if you ask her to change to a nude

That's a good point

Nothing prevents us

from peeping though

Why are you beating me?

For not telling us earlier

Nothing to look at

Hey wait for me

Is it this room?

Right

But she isn't there

There's noise down there

Could it be she?

Maybe, maybe not

Go down and find out

OK

Fast! Fast!

Who's that?

You are...?

So you don't know me!

Completely changed, indeed

But the contours are the same

Let's do something as if we don't know her

Hey, how cheap you can get!

Just a fleeting moment of fun

Stop talking

Let me take a sniff

Great, she's even changed her glands!

Even the body odour stands out

Damn, even the hands are wrinkled

But still smooth

All wrinkled but smooth?

I meant under the skin

Tops, really tops

Sit down and have a rest

What should I do?

I really don't know

I never could have imagined

Open up and lick the ground

Making advances? Rape!

Lambo

Sit down

You beast,

before you rape me

You must realize I'll get even

Let's be fair

How about paper, scissors, hammer

Good

One, two, three

My left hand wins over your scissors

But mine is hammer; all even

Big hammer over small hammer. I go first

Go away

All go upstairs. Don't come down

Playing your selves

Peeping at my peeping!

Fat Cat is really rough

Why didn't you beat him?

Not that I hadn't thought of it

but I thought you would help him

You're really dumb

Me dumb?

Who're you any way?

See my art of disguise!

Yum Yum, who's with Fat Cat

Who's with Fat Cat?

With dreams. He's asleep

We can learn without him

Go up, up

What's the dope on the fat woman?

Dope? Fertilizers more likely

I rode a small wooden horse last night

Riding to the end of the world

The horse bayed to my laughter

What "dope"? Is it A-okay?

Standard

How standard?

We're agreed it's special

Did you make out last night?

One doesn't brag about it

Right

So you must not blab

Last night

she insisted there was no disguise

Here she comes

Morning

Morning

My own cooking

Thanks

Where were you

when we learned disguise?

Shopping at the supermarket

So serious, unlike last night

We're not boy scouts in camping

Nobody leaves here

without my permission

One violation and you're dismissed

So matter of-factly

Yes

I've demonstrated...

the basics

What's your opinion?

Splendid!

Even your voice changed!

Every woman acts differently...

in climaxes

What are you talking about?

Sorry,

for my kiss-and-tell

What's this kiss-and-tell?

Cousin to kiss-and-deny

I'll open it

Darling, I thought you were still asleep

Who're you?

You insisted last night I was in disguise

Now you refuse...

to recognize me

Was it really you last night?

I'll be angry if you make another advantage

What's that?

Ah Ping, what's the matter?

Something private

Now go about your work

I prepared this for you

Just who is she?

A relative

How old is she?

About 18

She could never have fooled me

And such smooth skins

Only 18, she smells all over

When we took bath together

Is she really 18?

She was, 50 years ago

You said she's a relative

Merely a white lie

Why did you lie to him?

It's not often she was failed

Take it as the scout's daily good turn

Look at him, so happy

Fat Cat, you made it

She's not 18

She's not a relative

Do you know who he is?

Fat Cat, you're poormouthing me

Just a day maid

Just 18 and

Fat Cat goes after her

Actually 68,

Fat Cat is very charitable

Ah Ping, your boy friend has gone berserk

Get up

Take care Something's wrong with the gas

Blast it! Blast it!

The cowardly shalt

not inlerit the future

Help

Why help?

Smelt the gas leak?

I did

So there's going to be an explosion

The leak must be in the kitchen

Kitchen!

What's it?

What happened?

They're all cooking there

That's the end

Go and look them over

Brothers, I came to rescue you

He's come down

Spread out

Don't forget to switch on the gas

Sure

Crisis, all turn up dead

They are all dead

But no smell of gas

There is

Switch it off

But it's been switched off

No, I heard no hissing sound

Call the police

Tragedy. Broken!

Try artificial respiration

You attend to Lambo

I'll help Fat Cat

Fat Cat

Be more forceful

Keep off or

I'll floor you

Long Legs, anything the matter?

I don't think I can revive him

You help Fat Cat; I'll take Lambo

Never been spanked in life!

What's that?

I'm out of breath

Rescue him

Make it snappy

Revived

He stinks

Revive the next one

I'm all tired

OK, I'll take next one

Damned Fat Cat

Come and revive Libbogen

Save him, save him

Why are you beating me up?

To beat some sense into him

Then be more forceful

Slap until he's revived

He's come to

What do I do now?

Search me

That makes me the big loser

Even the tongue is out

Let me revive her

You don't have to thank me

You all right?

Better, feeling better

Are you all OK?

Fine. Go upstairs for a rest

But I inhaled some gas too

You must save me

You people get on saving him

We know exactly how to save him

Lambo, use 2 pencils to crush his fingers

Libbogen, hit his sole with the iron bar

Top Dog, use the drill on his teeth

He'll surely revive

If not,

we carry him upstairs

Dump him and he'll come to

With you people as friends

I don't need enemies

I was left out, no embrace, no kiss

Now I see through you

Sorry

What's your new design at my expense?

Just a sincere wish

you'd give us a chance

We apologize

I confess I am dirty

I am shameless

I am cheap

I am base

I am naughty

We bow three times

Bow once

Bow twice

Bow a third time

Where are your bereft kinsmen?

Get out, all of you

Give us a chance to explain

I refuse to listen

Hold back

Rape

Who's so dirty?

Me?

You're a beast in human form

You're dirty

You're shameless

I don't deserve all that

Why are you beating me?

All get away

Go away

Go now

It's got nothing to do with me

Get the light on. What next?

I had nothing to do

with the trick

What are your hands doing?

Twinkle, twinkle, diamonds...

Twinkle, twinkle...

Don't be shy. Come out

Attention

Although you learned nothing

We are proceeding any way

This operation decides life or death

You must rise to the occasion

Don't treat it as a trifle game

We swear: No more playfulness

And death be the penalty

Agreed

Or our sons be without buttocks

Agreed

Or we all become impotent

We protest

Don't hit the nether part

From now on I'm your secretary-interpreter

Don't talk in Cantonese

in front of the gang

Some of them may understand

Yes madam

Please

I'm their secretary and interpreter

Our Chief's got...

an interpreter too

We still have time

The worst is a fatal fight

The best way is to pray

My idea is...

I haven't started yet

Go now

Please

Tell them, they are welcome

Ask them why they don't have the manifest

Yes

Ask them how to use the weapons

Right

Sorry, Mr. Fushime

Their religion...

dictates 3 services a day

That's their religion,

Mr. Fushime

For how long

About 15 minutes

Since...

they are sheiks

1 or 2 hours

don't interrupt them

Right

Ask them to sleep

after the service

The meeting is for tomorrow

Sure

Take your time

Why are they facing

the other direction of Mecca?

Because they belong to the opposition

This big villa is well guarded

Downstair right turn,

the strong box is in the den

Understand?

Understood

Let's get on with it

No need to change clothes?

It's a must

We'll give you

light to change

I'll change

We're grateful

We'll do our best

Sure

No problem, let's go

Over there

Sorry

The door is over there

Quick

Hey, is it on?

You're shattering my ear drums

You're the only one against my voice

How do you know I'm not against?

You said so

Who said so?

OK, so I was too loud

That's no cause for jeering

Stop it

Top Dog, go out to watch

Why should it be me?

So you stop people coming

You can do it too

But there are dogs there

So you can't

Cover the others

Watching?

Why, so beautiful

Old trick

Wonderfully beautiful!

Heavy on the body?

Quite heavy

Give me some to pocket?

Why don't you trust me?

Not that

Any Problem with you?

No

Let me hold some

for just a second

There are too many things to hold

Never

You should work for the dairy farm

Better than a policeman

Take these two for a charge

Watchman, watchman

How could it be like this?

Top Dog

Right here

What happened?

Didn't see

how this door was shut

Yum Yum, tell him the code

No use,

it's been changed

How now Fat Cat?

Nothing works. You better go

You better let me in

to share your lot

You're either dumb or nuts

I'll settle for dumbness

Ok, get Kidstuff

at Golden Harvest Theatre

He's waiting for us there

The theatre is so big

Then laugh out aloud

Good idea. Bye

A friend in need,

indeed

He's hypocrite

Right

Don't ever be so mean

I'd have cried if I were outside

Tears of joy

You're to blame Should've distributed the ice

Right

Now you're getting at me

So what?

What if the Japanese see us?

He'll ask us where are the stones

We'll tell him

Top Dog's got them

and shut us here

Would he believe you?

Keep on talking

Only if he couldn't find the stones

Right

Don't interrupt

Swallow the stones

Swallow?

Are you crazy?

Speak up

How do we swallow?

Calm down, save on the breathing

Air here

is only enough for 5 hours

If one dies,

that means an extra hour

That's the arithmatic

OK,

swallow the stones

Only the ones in your hand

All right, I'll do it

Like we did it in school

A diamond in the mouth, in the mouth

One more. And all are gone

Difficult to swallow

Surely so for my 2 stones

But you ate the whole lot

I swallowed none

Me neither

Me neither

You may have all our stones

Are you crazy?

What's wrong?

What's the mistake?

I propose

I second the motion

I pass it

Passed by both Houses on third reading

Take them. Two pills

Every 3 minutes. Doctor's order

Which doctor?

Dr. Alan Tam

The dermotologist

Fat Cat told me to laugh if I don't see Kidstuff

He ha ha ha!

You laughing at heavy drama

I'm waiting for someone

Still laughing! Cry

Louder

I'm so touched. Must go to the loo

Hey, what are you doing?

Where did you go?

Where are the four others?

Crying

What! Dead

No

But why are you crying?

Tough man

Tough man beat them

No, they're caught

in the vault

Get Superintendent Tsao

You still think of saving them?

They must be dead already

If we move,

it's proof of guilt

How could we face the public!

How could you account for their deaths?

Say sorry

Say sorry. You don't have to worry

If you don't do it, I'll report to police

That's what you are doing

I'm the boss here. Sit down

Save them please,

save them

Fine, I've made up my mind

Don't forget the oxygen tank

Do your best. Come on duty

You have nothing to worry

Come in

Sir

Go and save people

This crazy man intruded here

Pack him away in an asylum

Yes Sir

I didn't want to do that

Help, help

I'm not crazy

I must rescue them

Release me or they'll die

Let me go. I must save them

Hey, Lady Cop's boy friend

Right

What's the "dope"?

Laughing stock

Tsao says he's insane

The asylum?

See how Lady Cop reacts

Good

Hard to find where Daddy is

Son, why are you here?

Come for Daddy

who's with a woman

Why don't you tell you Mom?

She's gone with a man

That's why you're nuts

Dad,

I'm your son Top Dog

Son, talk

Dad,

Mom shuts brothers in a vault

What to do now?

Tell them to open the door

Should they open fire then?

Better than suffocation

Will the Queen's men help?

Don't expect that. Be on you own

I'm dying

Here's my last word

No man is ever sincere

in the last word

Save your breath

I'm not an ordinary man

I'm a small chauvanist

Yum Yum I really like you

But I detest you

Fine, so you're frank too

For this I have a gift for you

The fresh air

I've preserved

Fair sex ahead of friends

It stinks

It's no fresh air

It's death air

So the opposition has arrived

Where are we going?

Drag me along

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Now you're not dragging me

Why's that?

All the stones are gone

Get them to see the Chief

Sure

Who's that?

Kidstuff's been sent to an asylum

I'll go and visit him

What are you doing?

Good news makes the day

You're happy because kidstuff's in trouble!

Not happy. Just ecstatic!

Gloat over other's misfortune

You won't believe if I say no

Don't ever talk to me

Wifey

Quito, listen to me

I really don't like he's gone nuts

I like everything you like

Painting it too thick

I know but that's true

That's why I am jealous

Without you,

how about dirty clothes and dishes?

Who'd tend to me?

So you consider me your servant

No, no, one must pay the servant

What?

But one gives the wife

everything he has

Baldy, open up

Darned woman

Why did you shut me in?

Kidstuff, my feet hurt

Does the jaw hurt?

Not at all. How about Albert?

So many cops

600 of them

Answer a question first

What's the question?

Which of the two notes you prefer?

Both

Then you're not crazy at all

I'm sane

but Walter Tsao sent me here

He really can do things

What did you say?

Move over. I'll shoot out the lock

Then you're having fun with me

Not having fun. It's entertainment

Bravo

I'll turn the table on you

Albert,

I'll be here all my life

Wish you last 100 years

Tell Quito to nurse Jane well

What Jane?

Didn't Quito tell you?

She didn't

Nothing,

I didn't say anything

You can't do that

Hey, open the lock

What were you saying?

Just some mumble jumble

Don't give me this mumble jumble

What do you want then?

The fact

Ask Quito yourself

How could I ask her?

To her face in a loud voice

In a soft or hard tone

But with your own mouth

You can't play

Quito against me

Even if you'd... well,

I love her

I told Quito you're open minded

Open what?

Should I say you're hospitable!

You bastard

My head hurts

Very very hurt

Don't be like that

You're afraid, right?

Stop beating

Look

Told you to stop

It's good for you

Told you to stop

I'll shoot this fool

Albert, heroes don't use guns

Right

No more guns, come on

Come closer

Just consider I don't have the "dope"

I apologize

You dirty fellow

Baldy, you wanna kill yourself?

What are you doing?

Quito

Kidstuff, why are you insane?

I've never been insane

Really you are all right?

I'm all right

Why didn't you ask

if I'm all right?

You!

Are you all right?

Not at all right

Father to her 2 sons,

I still don't count

Baldy what did you say?

Nothing, he's gone crazy

Me crazy? I...

The scandal should be kept secret

Don't tell Walter Tsao

Consider my lips

as sealed

Sir,

I won't tell you what I know

Albert, you really know everything

Surely I do

Quito, come over

Hey for what?

Let me out

For what?

You should be

very happy as

2 men are madly in love with you

Walter Tsao,

what really happened?

I can't tell

Just take me as a lunatic man

What's the bite?

Peanuts

Give me some

Yum Yum

Yes?

You're an expert in untying bondages?

Now we're all tied. How?

I don't know,

I only untie in emergencies

So it's not an emergency yet

What's the "dope"?

Untied

This should do

I'll be freed soon

Let's go

Don't talk any more!

Such trouble. Support it up!

Clean it too

But it's so dirty

To whom are you talking

None of your business

Is it your friend?

Who are you?

Ninja, so you guessed wrong

Chase

I'm disguised

Game's over. I want to go home

No, take him in

Ninja always wins

None should leave

We all want to leave

You go and help them

Yes

Kill him

The Flying man of Chiuchow

Spin him around

Until he's killed

Hold still

The missile of Chiuchow

Give him a sound licking

This side

Halley's Comet of Chiuchow!

Freeze

Throwing things around?

Libbogen...

Stop it

Move over. Let me

You have our moral support

I haven't any moral

But I still support you

Are you all right?

All right

Where are the diamonds?

I swallowed them

You leave with them first

Kidstuff

Leave with them

Get going

Saved! Saved!

You are not allowed to go

Are you the boss?

Sir, it's right up there

Go up!

Yes, sir

Your rescue is here

Raise him

Go to the rear and see

What happened?

Baldy!

I wasn't asking you

Chief!

How do you know I'm the chief inspector

Clever boy!

Speak up

They stole from me and

beat up my men

Fatso, so you like a beating

Take all of them to HQs

Take all of them

Come with us to identify the criminals

Identification

Right

caught 40,000 suspects today

Come to the station and identify them

Fatso, you can't go

You have things to do

Illegal third degree, Baldy?

No, no here

I use third degree...

at the common room

A fair duel

I am proud of my fairness

Sit down!

We play the Russian roulette

One of us must go

Russian roulette?

People may get killed

Let's use fists

So you are afraid?

For matters of money,

defamation, or

bad manners,

the fist is the answer

For woman, it's duel to the death

Whoever chickens out loses

Actually Quito and I...

Shut up, pick up the gun

Or get away...

from Quito forever

As you don't dare

to lover her

How about that, Little Boy?

I'm lucky. Survived five shots

Your turn now!

Just to prove

your love for Quito

There are two kinds of fools

Those who die for other men's wives

And those who die for their own wives

You belong to Category One

I don't belong to Category Two

One can always get a new wife

Now it's a matter

of honour

I've put away honour for ages

The big shots don't deep their word

Say I am dishonest,

not trustworthy

So what?

What if Quito...

heard you?

She'd be sad to have married the wrong one

You plan to keep on cheating her?

So what? I won't blush

Baldy, you are beyond help

A man must face the facts

Which are very cruel

To ditch one's wife and son

Wifey