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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,730 You sit on your computers. 2 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:27,833 Liking pictures of smiling babies. 3 00:01:27,839 --> 00:01:30,870 Sharing inspirational quotes. 4 00:01:30,876 --> 00:01:33,671 But what you really wanna see is death. 5 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,875 You click on horrific news headlines; 6 00:01:35,881 --> 00:01:38,610 violence, destruction, terrorism, war! 7 00:01:38,616 --> 00:01:41,613 Because it makes your shitty little lives 8 00:01:41,619 --> 00:01:44,760 seem that little bit less shitty. 9 00:01:45,023 --> 00:01:46,728 You wanna go viral? 10 00:01:46,792 --> 00:01:49,399 Skizm is the virus. 11 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:57,629 What the fuck is up people! 12 00:01:57,635 --> 00:01:59,031 My name is Mr. Longshot! 13 00:01:59,037 --> 00:02:00,565 And I'm Daddy Doubletaps, 14 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:02,367 and we're bringing you your daily dose 15 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,869 - of the death toll! - Okay right now, 16 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,037 if you're new here, real quick, 17 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:06,705 what we do here is we rip off 18 00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:08,473 Skizm's stream to bring you our commentary 19 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:10,386 'cause we're just the fuckin' best at it! 20 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:13,045 Here we go. 21 00:02:13,051 --> 00:02:15,915 Vadim versus Nix. Head to head. 22 00:02:15,921 --> 00:02:18,559 Who is gonna die today? 23 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:26,558 She's driving like a fucking monster! 24 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,135 - Nix. Nix. - Nix. Nix. 25 00:02:36,842 --> 00:02:38,170 Die. Fuck you. 26 00:02:38,176 --> 00:02:40,483 ♪ I get to know Your name ♪ 27 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:48,413 ♪ If I could trace Your private number, baby ♪ 28 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:49,782 God damn it! 29 00:02:49,788 --> 00:02:50,883 Fuck him. 30 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:52,584 ♪ All I know is that to me ♪ 31 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,819 ♪ You look like you're having fun ♪ 32 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,821 Thanks to Skizm's tech department 33 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,022 for bringing up this footage! 34 00:02:57,028 --> 00:02:59,333 - Abso-fucking-lutely! - Yes. 35 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:02,594 ♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪ 36 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,841 ♪ Like a record baby Right round round round ♪ 37 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:07,909 Fuck him up. 38 00:03:08,707 --> 00:03:09,869 ♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪ 39 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:12,513 ♪ Like a record, baby Right round round round ♪ 40 00:03:13,712 --> 00:03:17,109 ♪ You spin me round ♪ 41 00:03:17,115 --> 00:03:21,146 ♪ You spin me right round ♪ 42 00:03:21,152 --> 00:03:24,394 ♪ You spin me round ♪ 43 00:03:40,238 --> 00:03:42,245 Nix wins. 44 00:03:44,608 --> 00:03:47,517 It can be a fucked up world out there, right? 45 00:03:47,678 --> 00:03:50,541 Skizm? Well that was fucked up to the point 46 00:03:50,547 --> 00:03:52,978 where it was threatening civilization as we know it. 47 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:55,173 It was unstoppable... 48 00:03:55,186 --> 00:03:57,991 until I came into the picture. 49 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:19,271 Hey. I'm Miles. 50 00:04:19,277 --> 00:04:21,907 This is the story of the worst day of my life. 51 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:22,942 - Dickhead. - Sorry. 52 00:04:22,948 --> 00:04:24,454 The day I became famous. 53 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:26,912 When I was a kid I wanted to be a hero. 54 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:28,458 A warrior. 55 00:04:29,087 --> 00:04:31,984 But instead I grew up to be a nobody. 56 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:34,787 Flicking through the same three apps on my phone 57 00:04:34,793 --> 00:04:36,963 until it was time to sleep. 58 00:04:41,766 --> 00:04:43,872 I used to work in video games. 59 00:04:45,669 --> 00:04:46,899 Sounds awesome, right? 60 00:04:46,905 --> 00:04:48,867 Not when you're a code monkey 61 00:04:48,873 --> 00:04:50,769 for a mindlessly addictive cell phone game 62 00:04:50,775 --> 00:04:53,549 designed to steal money from parents credit cards. 63 00:04:55,146 --> 00:04:57,710 The one place I could still be a hero though 64 00:04:57,716 --> 00:05:00,323 was behind my keyboard. 65 00:05:00,785 --> 00:05:02,156 Trolling the trolls. 66 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,529 Oh, shit. 67 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,237 Um? 68 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,446 Hey. 69 00:05:24,109 --> 00:05:26,115 - What the f... - Dude! 70 00:05:26,177 --> 00:05:28,984 Oh, shit, no. Don't tap. No. 71 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:31,487 Fucking... 72 00:05:32,283 --> 00:05:34,680 - I'm not interrupting am I? - No. No, no, no. Just, uh... 73 00:05:34,686 --> 00:05:37,926 - just checking some stuff. - Hey, uh... 74 00:05:37,956 --> 00:05:39,718 can you sign this going away card? 75 00:05:39,724 --> 00:05:40,986 Uh, yeah. 76 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:42,398 Oops. 77 00:05:45,964 --> 00:05:49,594 Uh, wait. What... What is this? 78 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,541 We're currently downsizing personnel. 79 00:05:51,635 --> 00:05:53,832 - What? By how many? - Just one. 80 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:56,068 - I didn't... But... - Hey, relax, hombre. 81 00:05:56,074 --> 00:05:57,447 It's a joke! 82 00:05:57,641 --> 00:05:59,138 I'm just fucking with you! 83 00:05:59,144 --> 00:06:00,483 Oh, okay. 84 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:04,320 Oh, my God your face. Punk'd! 85 00:06:06,151 --> 00:06:08,591 But if I catch you jerking around again... 86 00:06:09,653 --> 00:06:13,218 next card will be real. Got that, amigo? 87 00:06:13,224 --> 00:06:15,097 Si. Yes. 88 00:06:18,163 --> 00:06:20,035 Seriously can I... Can I borrow a pen? 89 00:06:20,899 --> 00:06:23,172 - Fuck you. - Whoa! 90 00:06:29,707 --> 00:06:33,449 And then one night, I hit the jackpot. 91 00:06:33,845 --> 00:06:35,251 Skizm. 92 00:06:36,214 --> 00:06:38,043 - Another Skizm... - Skizm... 93 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,455 - Skizm... - Skizm... 94 00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:43,048 Skizm picked random psychos, weirdos, and criminals 95 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,818 and made them fight each other to the death. 96 00:06:45,824 --> 00:06:49,198 It was twisted and disgusting. 97 00:06:51,396 --> 00:06:53,001 Lee wins. 98 00:06:53,731 --> 00:06:56,295 The worst side of humanity on show. 99 00:06:56,301 --> 00:06:58,397 Yes! 100 00:06:58,403 --> 00:07:01,377 So, the internet fucking loved it. 101 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,080 Skizm! 102 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,944 In real life, I couldn't hurt a fly. 103 00:07:11,950 --> 00:07:14,790 But behind the keys, I was the fucking Terminator. 104 00:07:16,421 --> 00:07:19,095 I was the ultimate troll hunter. 105 00:07:19,757 --> 00:07:21,687 I know I should have just let it go, 106 00:07:21,693 --> 00:07:22,888 but I couldn't resist. 107 00:07:22,894 --> 00:07:23,956 Yeah. 108 00:07:23,962 --> 00:07:26,325 Yeah, get angry at me. 109 00:07:26,331 --> 00:07:28,104 Let's do this. 110 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,966 ♪ Run wild ♪ 111 00:07:33,972 --> 00:07:36,935 ♪ I'm on a mission And I won't stop ♪ 112 00:07:36,941 --> 00:07:39,972 ♪ No destination But it's worth a shot ♪ 113 00:07:39,978 --> 00:07:41,874 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 114 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,242 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 115 00:07:43,248 --> 00:07:44,910 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 116 00:07:44,916 --> 00:07:47,412 ♪ Run wild I'm on a mission ♪ 117 00:07:47,418 --> 00:07:49,715 You guys are real easy. 118 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:52,728 ♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪ 119 00:07:52,857 --> 00:07:54,595 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 120 00:07:58,296 --> 00:07:59,702 Okay. 121 00:08:02,901 --> 00:08:05,274 What? 122 00:08:07,472 --> 00:08:10,413 Who the fuck are you, dude? 123 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:16,218 Stick your dick in... 124 00:08:16,347 --> 00:08:18,154 a blender. 125 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,312 Okay. 126 00:08:53,318 --> 00:08:54,857 Nova. 127 00:09:24,549 --> 00:09:26,654 Yes. Of course. 128 00:09:28,753 --> 00:09:29,982 ♪ I don't want this to fade I've been standing alone ♪ 129 00:09:29,988 --> 00:09:34,019 ♪ I am feeling afraid Afraid I can't let you know ♪ 130 00:09:34,025 --> 00:09:38,156 ♪ You look at me with desire Looking straight in my eye ♪ 131 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:40,459 ♪ Not learning less Of what lies on ♪ 132 00:09:40,465 --> 00:09:43,272 ♪ I'll blame it on the better days ♪ 133 00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:46,942 ♪ I'll even blame it On your pretty face ♪ 134 00:09:47,572 --> 00:09:49,301 ♪ 'Cause baby I can't see ♪ 135 00:09:49,307 --> 00:09:51,870 Hope you like it. It's permanent. 136 00:09:51,876 --> 00:09:53,349 I love it. Seriously, 137 00:09:53,478 --> 00:09:55,907 Seriously, why are you not doing comics for a living? 138 00:09:55,913 --> 00:09:58,910 Right, just quit my job and be another artist 139 00:09:58,916 --> 00:10:01,524 living on Ramen, soaked in my own tears. 140 00:10:01,619 --> 00:10:04,016 I don't care, you should just do it, 141 00:10:04,022 --> 00:10:05,461 your stuff is awesome. 142 00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:08,420 I haven't nailed my super hero yet. 143 00:10:08,426 --> 00:10:11,256 - What do you mean? - That! You! 144 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,851 This guy? This handsome guy right here? 145 00:10:13,865 --> 00:10:14,761 Um. 146 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:17,396 Uh, okay, well what about, like, uh... 147 00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:19,464 - I've pitched this before... - Oh, God, don't. 148 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:21,199 But Man-Man. 149 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:24,403 He's a man who was bitten by a radioactive man. 150 00:10:24,409 --> 00:10:27,873 And he gets superhuman powers of manliness. 151 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:30,953 - I mean... - "My man sense is tingling." 152 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:39,584 Look, don't worry, okay? 153 00:10:39,590 --> 00:10:41,186 This... This is not another story 154 00:10:41,192 --> 00:10:42,888 about a nerd trying to get the girl 155 00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:45,157 like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked. 156 00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:46,569 Coming. 157 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,838 This is not a love story. 158 00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:50,606 Uh... 159 00:10:51,436 --> 00:10:54,374 Hi, I... I think you have the wrong apartment. 160 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:59,248 What the fuck. Who the fuck are you? 161 00:11:00,345 --> 00:11:03,686 Well, there he is. Big Man. 162 00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:06,437 You scared yet? 163 00:11:06,451 --> 00:11:09,348 Oh, fuck. What, that comment? No. No. Shit, no. 164 00:11:09,354 --> 00:11:12,050 That... That... That was just a very dumb joke 165 00:11:12,056 --> 00:11:13,485 that I... I... I did not mean. 166 00:11:13,491 --> 00:11:15,420 Uh, can we just, like, forget about it? 167 00:11:15,426 --> 00:11:18,323 Oh, sheesh. This is insane, right? 168 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,459 We're being, like, total dicks here. 169 00:11:20,465 --> 00:11:22,961 Why don't I just head off 170 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:25,464 and you... you have a pleasant evening, dude. 171 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,598 Oh, what, really? 172 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:29,334 Oh, God. Just out of warranty. 173 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:32,782 Whoops-a-daisy. Butterfingers. 174 00:11:34,078 --> 00:11:36,074 Now, your busy little hands 175 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,542 they need to be taught a lesson. 176 00:11:37,548 --> 00:11:39,611 No, no, no, no, no! Please don't smash my hands. 177 00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:40,813 No, no, I really like using them. 178 00:11:40,819 --> 00:11:43,982 No, relax, Miles. We didn't come here to smash your hands. 179 00:11:43,988 --> 00:11:47,619 Why did you tell me to bring a hand smashing-hammer then? 180 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:50,866 I got something even better planned for you. 181 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:53,769 Knock his ass out. 182 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,261 Wait, no, no. Seriously guys, 183 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:58,363 you don't need to do this to me. I... I'm... 184 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,432 Shit! 185 00:12:00,438 --> 00:12:02,601 That usually knocks 'em cold! 186 00:12:02,607 --> 00:12:05,614 Jesus Christ. 187 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,931 What? 188 00:12:25,029 --> 00:12:26,667 What? 189 00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:38,430 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 190 00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:39,940 What? 191 00:14:07,465 --> 00:14:09,729 Fun factoid: gun shots 192 00:14:09,735 --> 00:14:12,163 are way louder than in the movies. 193 00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:13,398 In real life, Rambo would not be 194 00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:14,734 killing guerilla fighters, 195 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,912 he would be learning sign language. 196 00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:49,810 Oh, God damn, I missed you, oxygen. 197 00:15:27,311 --> 00:15:29,742 And you have 24 hours to kill her. 198 00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:31,844 If you fail, you die. 199 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:34,723 Try to leave the city, you die. 200 00:15:35,453 --> 00:15:38,261 Succeed, we let you in. 201 00:15:39,825 --> 00:15:42,062 What the fuck is Nix? 202 00:15:57,308 --> 00:15:59,638 ♪ Oh, it's been getting so hard ♪ 203 00:15:59,644 --> 00:16:03,085 ♪ Living with the things you do to me ♪ 204 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,545 ♪ My dreams are getting so strange ♪ 205 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:11,026 ♪ I'd like to tell you everything I see ♪ 206 00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:15,520 ♪ Oh, I see a man at the back As a matter of fact ♪ 207 00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:17,489 ♪ His eyes are as red as the sun ♪ 208 00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:19,658 ♪ And the girl in the corner Let no one ignore her ♪ 209 00:16:19,664 --> 00:16:21,894 ♪ Cause she thinks she's the passionate one ♪ 210 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,228 ♪ Oh yeah! ♪ 211 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:26,899 ♪ It was like lightning, Everybody was fighting ♪ 212 00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:30,903 ♪ And the music was soothing And they all started grooving ♪ 213 00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:33,505 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 214 00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:35,607 ♪ And the man in the back said everyone attack ♪ 215 00:16:35,613 --> 00:16:37,375 ♪ And it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪ 216 00:16:37,381 --> 00:16:39,845 ♪ And the girl in the corner Said boy I want to warn you ♪ 217 00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,513 ♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz ♪ 218 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:43,424 ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ 219 00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:46,795 ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ 220 00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:48,897 ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ 221 00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:06,404 Nix wins. 222 00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,807 There we go, that's another win 223 00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:10,341 for Nix against Gask. 224 00:17:10,347 --> 00:17:11,711 And that takes her to the top 225 00:17:11,717 --> 00:17:12,945 of the leaderboard. 226 00:17:12,951 --> 00:17:15,014 Yeah, again are we really surprised? 227 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,458 Yeah, Nix. I love you. 228 00:17:31,569 --> 00:17:33,343 Nix! 229 00:17:48,854 --> 00:17:51,483 An apparent drug heist, leaving 26 dead. 230 00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:52,550 Police have now zeroed in 231 00:17:52,556 --> 00:17:54,720 on Nix Degraves as the sole suspect. 232 00:17:54,726 --> 00:17:58,323 Degraves was found criminally insane at age 13. 233 00:17:58,329 --> 00:18:01,326 She recently escaped from a maximum-security facility 234 00:18:01,332 --> 00:18:02,862 and has since gained notoriety 235 00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:04,730 as one of the most successful contestants 236 00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:06,899 of the underground fight club, Skizm. 237 00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:09,068 She is heavily armed and extremely dangerous. 238 00:18:09,074 --> 00:18:10,944 This is good. 239 00:19:13,671 --> 00:19:15,633 Detective Garret, please report 240 00:19:15,639 --> 00:19:17,213 to the Captain's office. 241 00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:25,819 Are you fucking kidding me? 242 00:19:45,971 --> 00:19:47,443 Okay. 243 00:19:47,973 --> 00:19:49,379 Careful. 244 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,180 Jesus Christ. 245 00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:57,253 Oh, thank God. 246 00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:05,851 Wow. Doesn't matter, 247 00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:07,530 just don't shoot yourself in the dick. 248 00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:26,316 Okay. 249 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,558 Woah! No! No! 250 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,279 No! 251 00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:16,299 No! No, no, no! 252 00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:20,225 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 253 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,727 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 254 00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:23,473 Damn it. 255 00:21:24,069 --> 00:21:26,175 Oh, God! 256 00:21:26,237 --> 00:21:27,643 Fuck! 257 00:21:33,712 --> 00:21:35,741 - Nice fap-cave. - You shot me! 258 00:21:35,747 --> 00:21:38,576 You actually fucking shot me? 259 00:21:38,582 --> 00:21:39,845 Okay, please. I... I... 260 00:21:39,851 --> 00:21:41,981 I don't want anything to do with Skizm. 261 00:21:41,987 --> 00:21:43,916 Okay, I'm... I'm... I'm not a fighter. 262 00:21:43,922 --> 00:21:45,261 I'm a nobody. 263 00:21:46,124 --> 00:21:49,321 Yeah. Why are you dual wielding pieces then, Mister Hard boiled? 264 00:21:49,327 --> 00:21:52,691 Oh, these? No, no, no. These... See? They drugged me 265 00:21:52,697 --> 00:21:54,093 and they drilled these onto my hands. 266 00:21:54,099 --> 00:21:55,995 Like right through my... Shit. 267 00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:58,230 I... I think I need some antiseptic or something. 268 00:21:58,236 --> 00:22:00,132 They're all... They're all red and sore. 269 00:22:00,138 --> 00:22:03,235 - Oh, that's rough, fuck boy. - So, how about you and me, 270 00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:04,937 we can just, like, truce things out 271 00:22:04,943 --> 00:22:06,805 and you can stop destroying my things. 272 00:22:06,811 --> 00:22:09,918 Or just, like, shoot around the really rare stuff? 273 00:22:10,115 --> 00:22:12,011 Okay. Here's what we'll do. 274 00:22:12,017 --> 00:22:13,456 Take a few minutes. 275 00:22:13,718 --> 00:22:16,115 - Breathe. Relax. - Okay. 276 00:22:16,121 --> 00:22:18,851 And then go take a shit because there's nothing worse 277 00:22:18,857 --> 00:22:20,352 than shooting a poop-filled corpse. 278 00:22:20,358 --> 00:22:21,920 It's like a hitting a turd piñata. 279 00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:24,123 After, I'll just sit you down nice and easy 280 00:22:24,129 --> 00:22:26,269 and shoot you in the fucking brain stem. 281 00:22:32,003 --> 00:22:33,409 Fuck! 282 00:22:34,873 --> 00:22:37,445 Shit! What the fuck? 283 00:22:53,691 --> 00:22:55,097 Fuck! 284 00:23:05,136 --> 00:23:08,000 And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. 285 00:23:08,006 --> 00:23:10,769 A brand-new match, the new guy Miles Harris... 286 00:23:10,775 --> 00:23:12,771 Who is that, Lily? Never heard of him. 287 00:23:12,777 --> 00:23:15,585 This Miles Harris kid is a joke. 288 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,953 Man, I can't even remember the last time 289 00:23:27,959 --> 00:23:30,155 I walked outside without my face in my phone. 290 00:23:30,161 --> 00:23:32,702 Everything looks so HD. 291 00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:37,196 Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 292 00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:39,364 Hey, I need help! Someone's trying to kill me! 293 00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:42,267 - Hey, drop your guns. - Oh, right. Shit. 294 00:23:42,273 --> 00:23:45,078 - Drop 'em now! - No, no, no. Please. 295 00:23:52,283 --> 00:23:54,757 No! 296 00:23:56,154 --> 00:23:59,195 - Will they take out Miles? - What the fuck is he doing? 297 00:24:01,059 --> 00:24:02,721 We can all say, 298 00:24:02,727 --> 00:24:03,956 give Miles Harris a salute, I think. 299 00:24:03,962 --> 00:24:06,458 Mom used to say, always wear clean underwear 300 00:24:06,464 --> 00:24:08,404 in case you get in an accident. 301 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,807 I'm going to add her to the list of people I let down. 302 00:24:12,704 --> 00:24:14,810 - You think he's a crack head? - Definitely. 303 00:24:18,675 --> 00:24:21,106 - Hey! - Dispatch. We have a 918. 304 00:24:21,112 --> 00:24:22,585 Suspect is armed and dangerous. 305 00:24:23,481 --> 00:24:24,543 Ladies and Gentlemen, I can't believe it, 306 00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:25,611 but we actually have a show for you today, 307 00:24:25,617 --> 00:24:28,046 Miles is running from the fucking cops! 308 00:24:28,052 --> 00:24:30,357 Look at him. Running like a bitch. 309 00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:33,296 Freeze! 310 00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:41,337 - I'm gonna shoot! - Please don't! 311 00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:50,646 Freeze! Stop now! 312 00:25:02,787 --> 00:25:04,193 Oh, no. 313 00:25:05,757 --> 00:25:07,163 Idiot. 314 00:25:14,899 --> 00:25:17,162 Oh, no. Oh, shit. 315 00:25:17,168 --> 00:25:19,575 No, sir. Oh, God. 316 00:25:24,509 --> 00:25:26,764 Are you... Are you okay? 317 00:25:26,778 --> 00:25:28,907 Oh, God no you're not. 318 00:25:28,913 --> 00:25:30,442 - Whoa, fuck. Fuck. - No, no, no, no. 319 00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:32,044 These... These... These are just my hands. 320 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:33,779 You're fine. You're fine. I'm not going to do 321 00:25:33,785 --> 00:25:35,113 anything else to you. I'm sorry. 322 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,282 Just try... Just lie and hold that, okay? 323 00:25:37,288 --> 00:25:39,451 Okay. I'm sure they're coming for you right now. 324 00:25:39,457 --> 00:25:42,287 Oh, yeah they are. Okay, I have to go now. 325 00:25:42,293 --> 00:25:44,133 - Bye. Bye-bye. - Shit. 326 00:26:08,152 --> 00:26:09,759 Sorry, sorry. 327 00:26:13,124 --> 00:26:15,821 Nova. Oh, no. 328 00:26:15,827 --> 00:26:17,189 Oh, no, no, no. 329 00:26:17,195 --> 00:26:19,769 Nova, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 330 00:26:31,309 --> 00:26:32,648 No. 331 00:26:34,245 --> 00:26:36,719 Nova. Nova. 332 00:26:36,848 --> 00:26:38,487 Holy shit. 333 00:26:38,516 --> 00:26:40,656 - Hey. - Miles? 334 00:26:40,885 --> 00:26:42,792 Oh. Oh, God. 335 00:26:45,023 --> 00:26:48,364 I'm sorry I'm late. Alarms and stuff. 336 00:26:49,627 --> 00:26:51,233 Shit. 337 00:26:51,562 --> 00:26:54,359 - Go. Drive now. - Relax. Relax. 338 00:26:54,365 --> 00:26:57,129 - You have to drive. - I'm not driving anywhere 339 00:26:57,135 --> 00:26:59,275 until you chill. 340 00:27:00,872 --> 00:27:04,246 Okay, cool. I'm cool. 341 00:27:18,623 --> 00:27:20,830 Go to 7th and Shadwell, give me Miles. 342 00:27:30,034 --> 00:27:31,440 So... 343 00:27:32,103 --> 00:27:35,000 Unsure how to broach this, I can't help but notice 344 00:27:35,006 --> 00:27:37,102 you aren't wearing pants. 345 00:27:37,108 --> 00:27:38,637 Oh, yes. Yeah. 346 00:27:38,643 --> 00:27:42,908 No there was a fire alarm at my apartment. 347 00:27:42,914 --> 00:27:45,110 I got locked out of my building. Mondays, right? 348 00:27:45,116 --> 00:27:48,180 I feel ya! It's actually Thursday, though. 349 00:27:48,186 --> 00:27:50,582 Do you still have one of my spare inhalers? 350 00:27:50,588 --> 00:27:53,385 Uh, maybe. Check my handbag. Down there. 351 00:27:53,391 --> 00:27:55,487 Uh, could you just grab it for me? 352 00:27:55,493 --> 00:27:58,400 I was up all night, last night coding. I have terrible RSI. 353 00:27:58,529 --> 00:28:01,193 Right. Some vigorous coding. 354 00:28:01,199 --> 00:28:02,605 Yeah. 355 00:28:09,374 --> 00:28:12,337 - Here. - Oh, I'm sorry, could you do it? 356 00:28:12,343 --> 00:28:13,916 - Right. - Thanks. 357 00:28:18,082 --> 00:28:19,712 Oh, shit, thank you. 358 00:28:19,718 --> 00:28:21,490 - Okay? - Yeah. 359 00:28:22,153 --> 00:28:24,727 - Why don't you hold onto that. - Oh, yeah, thanks. 360 00:28:28,626 --> 00:28:30,690 - It's really good to see you. - This was a mistake. 361 00:28:30,696 --> 00:28:34,737 - Oh. Okay. - I shouldn't have messaged you. 362 00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:37,697 - I'll drop you home. - No. No. Please don't. 363 00:28:37,703 --> 00:28:40,232 I can't go back there right now, it's very crazy for me. 364 00:28:40,238 --> 00:28:42,033 How about we just hang at your place? 365 00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:44,569 No. Miles, You just need to move on. 366 00:28:44,575 --> 00:28:45,637 - Oh. - I mean, 367 00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:49,483 why don't you just meet someone new, I don't know. 368 00:28:50,081 --> 00:28:51,520 Okay, I mean... 369 00:28:52,183 --> 00:28:54,279 Here's the thing. I kind of did meet somebody new. 370 00:28:54,285 --> 00:28:56,716 - Oh? Do... Do I know her? - Uh... 371 00:28:56,722 --> 00:28:58,116 - What's her name? - Her name is Nix 372 00:28:58,122 --> 00:28:59,518 and she's actually trying to kill me. 373 00:28:59,524 --> 00:29:02,087 So, these guys from Skizm came to my house last night, 374 00:29:02,093 --> 00:29:03,555 they're making me fight her. 375 00:29:03,561 --> 00:29:05,223 - Skizm? - Mm-hmm. 376 00:29:05,229 --> 00:29:07,225 - Miles, you joined Skizm? - Yes... 377 00:29:07,231 --> 00:29:09,428 - No. No. No way. - What is wrong with you? 378 00:29:09,434 --> 00:29:10,495 I did not join. 379 00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:12,074 Are you out of your freaking mind? 380 00:29:12,905 --> 00:29:13,699 No, no, no. I did not join. They're forcing... Okay, um... 381 00:29:13,705 --> 00:29:16,401 Can I... Can I show you something? 382 00:29:16,407 --> 00:29:19,481 But you have to promise me to be cool with it. 383 00:29:19,778 --> 00:29:21,417 Sure. 384 00:29:22,013 --> 00:29:23,475 Okay, just be prepared, all right? Don't freak. 385 00:29:23,481 --> 00:29:25,377 Do I look like I'm freaking? 386 00:29:25,383 --> 00:29:28,424 Okay, this is fair warning. Okay. 387 00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:34,130 What the fuck, Miles? 388 00:29:34,158 --> 00:29:35,688 Oh, God. Oh, God. 389 00:29:35,694 --> 00:29:38,089 - Fuck! - What's wrong with you? 390 00:29:38,095 --> 00:29:40,736 I said don't freak out! God! 391 00:29:41,265 --> 00:29:42,695 Put me through to the police. 392 00:29:42,701 --> 00:29:44,440 Nova! 393 00:29:45,203 --> 00:29:47,943 Nova! 394 00:29:59,317 --> 00:30:01,513 I've never seen anything like this 395 00:30:01,519 --> 00:30:02,992 in the history of Skizm. 396 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:06,084 Look, Miles Harris just jumped into a fucking clothes bin! 397 00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:08,430 This guy is absolute trash. 398 00:30:11,262 --> 00:30:14,192 I really like this, this is fucking unbelievable. 399 00:30:14,198 --> 00:30:15,728 Keep those comments coming in everybody, 400 00:30:15,734 --> 00:30:18,007 let us know what you think's gonna happen next. 401 00:30:23,842 --> 00:30:26,071 That's enough, cut to camera four. 402 00:30:26,077 --> 00:30:28,540 - Cutting to four. - Stay on Miles. 403 00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:30,776 It's an inanimate fucking clothing bin. 404 00:30:30,782 --> 00:30:32,244 Hardly must-see TV. 405 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:34,924 Can you just let me do my job? 406 00:30:35,353 --> 00:30:37,093 I'm directing here. 407 00:30:40,091 --> 00:30:42,755 - Do what he says. - How do you even breathe 408 00:30:42,761 --> 00:30:44,857 with that stupid gimp mask on? 409 00:30:44,863 --> 00:30:47,092 Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface take his mask off, 410 00:30:47,098 --> 00:30:49,261 you might not sleep so well afterwards. 411 00:30:49,267 --> 00:30:52,664 Look, just let me do my thing. Okay? 412 00:30:52,670 --> 00:30:54,299 You do yours. 413 00:30:54,305 --> 00:30:57,636 Stand around looking like end-level bosses 414 00:30:57,642 --> 00:30:59,247 from Streets of Rage. 415 00:31:01,412 --> 00:31:04,777 You couldn't direct my cock into a top hat, 416 00:31:04,783 --> 00:31:06,478 you talentless piece of shit. 417 00:31:06,484 --> 00:31:09,058 Having trouble breathing? 418 00:31:09,253 --> 00:31:11,416 This is good, get a camera. 419 00:31:11,422 --> 00:31:13,251 Get this on camera. This is good. 420 00:31:13,257 --> 00:31:14,820 Hurry up and get a fucking camera! 421 00:31:14,826 --> 00:31:17,556 Is this on panorama? How do we get it back to video? 422 00:31:17,562 --> 00:31:19,068 Swipe at the bottom. 423 00:31:19,765 --> 00:31:21,526 - Oh, shit the app just crashed. - Hurry the fuck up. 424 00:31:21,532 --> 00:31:23,804 - Jesus, Dane! - This is great! 425 00:31:29,808 --> 00:31:31,780 Go to seven. 426 00:31:32,711 --> 00:31:35,808 Well, either he'll run and die, 427 00:31:35,814 --> 00:31:37,853 he'll fight and die, 428 00:31:38,149 --> 00:31:40,245 or he'll puss out and die. 429 00:31:40,251 --> 00:31:44,194 Just as long as the viewers enjoy the show. 430 00:31:45,623 --> 00:31:47,029 Oh, Miles. 431 00:31:48,526 --> 00:31:51,232 We know you're in there. 432 00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:21,697 Fuck. 433 00:32:22,928 --> 00:32:25,457 Fuck! Fuck this! 434 00:32:25,463 --> 00:32:27,270 Fuck everything. 435 00:32:33,604 --> 00:32:36,146 I wouldn't do that if I was you. 436 00:32:38,777 --> 00:32:41,750 - Why shouldn't I? - Huh? 437 00:32:43,815 --> 00:32:47,056 - Why shouldn't I? - Well, the angle's all wrong. 438 00:32:47,284 --> 00:32:48,313 You won't hit your brain. 439 00:32:48,319 --> 00:32:50,893 You'll just end up blowing your damn face off. 440 00:32:51,255 --> 00:32:53,853 Oh. Okay, thanks. 441 00:32:53,859 --> 00:32:55,831 And then you'll still be depressed. 442 00:32:56,695 --> 00:32:58,556 Even more depressed probably, because of your fucked-up face. 443 00:32:58,562 --> 00:33:01,986 Try and angle it right to the rear, base of the head. 444 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,605 Okay. 445 00:33:04,136 --> 00:33:06,775 Okay, you know way too much about this. 446 00:33:06,872 --> 00:33:08,644 Just trying to be helpful, man. 447 00:33:09,373 --> 00:33:11,569 Hey, look this is going to sound really fucking weird, 448 00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:13,638 but could you help dress me? 449 00:33:13,644 --> 00:33:15,900 I have guns bolted to my hands. 450 00:33:15,914 --> 00:33:17,586 This whole deal. 451 00:33:18,984 --> 00:33:22,057 Yeah, you're right. That does sound pretty fucking weird. 452 00:33:32,698 --> 00:33:34,603 Oh, sorry. 453 00:33:38,536 --> 00:33:40,933 Turn it off. I've seen enough. 454 00:33:40,939 --> 00:33:42,868 Seems like your boyfriend's got himself 455 00:33:42,874 --> 00:33:44,347 into some pretty deep shit. 456 00:33:45,077 --> 00:33:48,684 None of this makes sense. I mean, this isn't Miles. 457 00:33:51,282 --> 00:33:53,278 That's all Nova, you're free to go. 458 00:33:53,284 --> 00:33:54,814 - That's it? - Well, obviously 459 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:57,783 if he calls you, you get in touch with us right away, okay? 460 00:33:57,789 --> 00:34:02,365 Look, Miles has issues but he's a good guy. 461 00:34:03,494 --> 00:34:05,283 Just bring him in alive, okay? 462 00:34:05,296 --> 00:34:06,969 Well, we'll do our best. 463 00:34:16,574 --> 00:34:19,705 Hack her phone. Have her followed 24/7. 464 00:34:19,711 --> 00:34:20,916 Oh, come on. 465 00:34:21,479 --> 00:34:23,685 You really think he's gonna make contact? 466 00:34:24,850 --> 00:34:27,323 Nix is after this guy, we need to get to him first. 467 00:34:46,337 --> 00:34:48,333 You want a double bow on that buddy or? 468 00:34:48,339 --> 00:34:50,246 Uh, that should be fine, thanks. 469 00:34:50,776 --> 00:34:53,571 Fuck, brother, it sounds like you're in some deep shit. 470 00:34:53,577 --> 00:34:55,908 Yeah, I just... I... I can't face violence. 471 00:34:55,914 --> 00:34:58,288 You know, not... not in real life. 472 00:34:58,717 --> 00:35:00,813 Hey, you don't have anything to eat, do you? 473 00:35:00,819 --> 00:35:02,925 Well, let's have a look at the pantry. 474 00:35:03,487 --> 00:35:06,651 Oh, here we go. Half a cold hotdog. 475 00:35:06,657 --> 00:35:11,023 Um, you don't have a vegetarian option, do you? 476 00:35:11,029 --> 00:35:13,726 So, you don't believe in violence 477 00:35:13,732 --> 00:35:17,096 - or eating meat. - I don't like, uh, 478 00:35:17,102 --> 00:35:19,899 contributing to the suffering in the world, I guess. 479 00:35:19,905 --> 00:35:21,734 Well, that's a great philosophy man. 480 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:22,968 But most people in the world, 481 00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:24,937 they just eat whatever they can get. 482 00:35:24,943 --> 00:35:27,450 And it's one thing to say you can't face violence. 483 00:35:27,478 --> 00:35:30,420 But when it faces you, you better be ready. 484 00:35:31,482 --> 00:35:34,379 - You a Citrus Hill fan? - Who? 485 00:35:34,385 --> 00:35:37,049 ♪ When the shit goes down You better be ready ♪ 486 00:35:37,055 --> 00:35:38,550 ♪ You better be ready ♪ 487 00:35:38,556 --> 00:35:40,463 - Right, yeah. - Yeah. 488 00:35:40,759 --> 00:35:44,900 Okay, fuck it. Can you just push it into my mouth? 489 00:35:46,397 --> 00:35:48,761 Seriously? I just fucking dressed you, 490 00:35:48,767 --> 00:35:50,428 now you want me to feed you? 491 00:35:50,434 --> 00:35:52,798 What's next, you want me to wipe your arse? 492 00:35:52,804 --> 00:35:55,167 - That could be really useful... - Don't even talk about it. 493 00:35:55,173 --> 00:35:56,778 Okay. 494 00:36:05,649 --> 00:36:08,491 - Ah! Fuck! - Ah! So close. 495 00:36:11,723 --> 00:36:14,687 That's still you know, 10 second rule. 496 00:36:14,693 --> 00:36:16,532 Yup. Okay. 497 00:36:18,964 --> 00:36:21,193 That's it, yeah. 498 00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:24,006 Yeah, channel your animal side. 499 00:36:24,568 --> 00:36:25,907 You're gonna need it. 500 00:36:26,437 --> 00:36:28,193 Cause it's a dog eat dog world out here. 501 00:36:28,206 --> 00:36:31,096 What kind of meat did they make that from? 502 00:36:31,109 --> 00:36:33,471 I don't know but it's been in here for 8 months. 503 00:36:33,477 --> 00:36:36,018 Good to finally get rid of it. 504 00:36:37,949 --> 00:36:39,510 Hey, you don't happen to know anything 505 00:36:39,516 --> 00:36:40,880 about GPS tracking, do you? 506 00:36:40,886 --> 00:36:42,081 Pretty sure I'm being bugged. 507 00:36:42,087 --> 00:36:44,059 Oh, I see how it is. 508 00:36:44,155 --> 00:36:46,719 You assume because I'm homeless, I don't know nothing 509 00:36:46,725 --> 00:36:49,654 about dumb stupid GPS tracking bullshit. 510 00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:51,589 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 511 00:36:51,595 --> 00:36:53,926 For all you know, I could be a savant programmer 512 00:36:53,932 --> 00:36:56,561 who got screwed after my startup went bust. 513 00:36:56,567 --> 00:36:58,697 I'm so sorry. Are you? 514 00:36:58,703 --> 00:37:00,733 What? No! 515 00:37:00,739 --> 00:37:03,235 I spend all of my time getting fucked up on a bunch of crack. 516 00:37:03,241 --> 00:37:06,772 - Oh. Good for you. - Wanna smoke some crack? 517 00:37:06,778 --> 00:37:08,539 - Ahh... - Yes. 518 00:37:08,545 --> 00:37:11,521 I'm good. The... The hotdog was... was enough. 519 00:37:38,777 --> 00:37:41,184 Hey. Watch it, asshole. 520 00:37:42,579 --> 00:37:45,321 Shit. Fuck it's you. 521 00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:48,191 Hey, why don't you stop running, Edward Gun-hands? 522 00:38:03,234 --> 00:38:05,174 Psst. Hey. 523 00:38:05,203 --> 00:38:07,933 Fuck, dude. What the hell? 524 00:38:07,939 --> 00:38:09,802 Where've you been all day? Zander is pissed. 525 00:38:09,808 --> 00:38:12,037 I'm in some trouble, man. I think I'm being tracked. 526 00:38:12,043 --> 00:38:13,305 - By? - Don't worry about that. 527 00:38:13,311 --> 00:38:16,175 Just... If you were gonna stalk someone, how would you do it? 528 00:38:16,181 --> 00:38:17,810 Okay, who told you I was stalking them? 529 00:38:17,816 --> 00:38:19,604 Was it Laura? Because she's a liar. 530 00:38:19,616 --> 00:38:22,592 No, no, no. No. Dude, focus. How would you track me? 531 00:38:23,088 --> 00:38:25,951 Easiest way, malware on your cell, you could do it remotely. 532 00:38:25,957 --> 00:38:27,920 - You have it on you? - Ah, yeah. 533 00:38:27,926 --> 00:38:31,023 Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah, it's in my front jeans pocket. 534 00:38:31,029 --> 00:38:33,092 - Can you just grab it? - No. Fuck, no. 535 00:38:33,098 --> 00:38:34,259 - Just pass the phone dude. - I can't. 536 00:38:34,265 --> 00:38:36,972 I just... There was a... I... 537 00:38:37,235 --> 00:38:40,976 glued my hands inside my jacket. 538 00:38:41,672 --> 00:38:43,135 You did both of your hands. 539 00:38:43,141 --> 00:38:44,870 - Mm-hmm. - How is that possible? 540 00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:47,572 No, I know. It was... It was really complicated. 541 00:38:47,578 --> 00:38:49,308 There were holes in the inside of my pockets, 542 00:38:49,314 --> 00:38:51,944 so I just glued them together and then I put the jacket on 543 00:38:51,950 --> 00:38:53,846 and I forgot and I got drunk and I fell asleep 544 00:38:53,852 --> 00:38:56,592 with my hands in my pockets. And now, here we are. 545 00:38:56,788 --> 00:38:58,150 - Just... - No, no, no. I'm not... no. 546 00:38:58,156 --> 00:39:00,119 - I don't want to. - Stop being a dick about it, 547 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,820 just stick your fingers in there. Come on. 548 00:39:01,826 --> 00:39:03,366 Jesus Christ! 549 00:39:04,129 --> 00:39:06,251 Oh, God, it's deep in there. 550 00:39:06,264 --> 00:39:08,193 It's so tight. Oh, man. 551 00:39:08,199 --> 00:39:11,307 Oh, it's still warm from your thigh. 552 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,802 Beginning. 553 00:39:16,808 --> 00:39:18,270 Okay, okay, so? 554 00:39:18,276 --> 00:39:20,172 This is not Hackers dude, okay? 555 00:39:20,178 --> 00:39:24,076 This search will take a while. Hours, you know, maybe... 556 00:39:24,082 --> 00:39:26,971 - Malware found. - Oh, it's done. 557 00:39:26,985 --> 00:39:29,607 - This is some advanced shit. - Okay, can you delete it? 558 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,750 Of course I can. Unless you want to able to reactivate it later? 559 00:39:31,756 --> 00:39:33,852 We could set up a quick app so you could flick it on. 560 00:39:33,858 --> 00:39:35,731 No. No. Just get rid of it. Um... 561 00:39:36,094 --> 00:39:38,634 Okay, yeah, no, that could be handy, do that one. 562 00:39:40,865 --> 00:39:42,287 Hey, Miles. 563 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:44,029 - Zander. - So, it's 4:00 p.m. 564 00:39:44,035 --> 00:39:46,965 And you come in looking like complete shit. 565 00:39:46,971 --> 00:39:48,444 You on drugs? 566 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,136 You speed-balling the NDNA straight into your eyeballs? 567 00:39:51,142 --> 00:39:53,749 - I've been sick. Okay? - Sick? 568 00:39:53,978 --> 00:39:55,040 You okay little man? 569 00:39:55,046 --> 00:39:57,702 Why don't you take the rest of the day off, huh? 570 00:39:57,715 --> 00:40:01,123 Or you could just fuck the fuck off forever. 571 00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:10,099 Cops are looking for you. 572 00:40:10,661 --> 00:40:12,702 Seems like you're in some deep shit now. 573 00:40:12,730 --> 00:40:14,193 I always knew you were a fuck-up. 574 00:40:14,199 --> 00:40:16,962 - Let me go. - What you gonna do? Take me on? 575 00:40:16,968 --> 00:40:19,231 You gonna hit me, amigo? You El Loco? 576 00:40:19,237 --> 00:40:22,201 Oh, shut the fuck up! Stop pretending 577 00:40:22,207 --> 00:40:23,802 you speak fucking Spanish, 578 00:40:23,808 --> 00:40:25,771 - you fucking idiot! - Okay, I'm sorry, 579 00:40:25,777 --> 00:40:27,272 - please don't kill me. - You put me down 580 00:40:27,278 --> 00:40:28,874 every time I come in that door, 581 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,010 you docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral, 582 00:40:32,016 --> 00:40:34,079 and you hit on my girlfriend in front me! 583 00:40:34,085 --> 00:40:37,783 I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit! 584 00:40:37,789 --> 00:40:41,364 Fuck you! And fuck that fucking chipmunk! 585 00:40:41,759 --> 00:40:43,099 Squirrel. 586 00:40:51,202 --> 00:40:53,509 Fuck. I'm... I'm sorry. 587 00:40:53,771 --> 00:40:55,467 Just stop being a dick, okay? 588 00:40:55,473 --> 00:40:57,547 Oh, my God. 589 00:41:04,215 --> 00:41:08,080 ♪ You spin me right round, Baby right round ♪ 590 00:41:08,086 --> 00:41:11,917 ♪ Like a record, baby, Right round round round ♪ 591 00:41:11,923 --> 00:41:15,598 ♪ You spin me right 'round Baby... ♪ 592 00:41:15,727 --> 00:41:19,235 Fuck. 593 00:41:20,932 --> 00:41:22,805 ♪ Right 'round round round ♪ 594 00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:26,832 ♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪ 595 00:41:26,838 --> 00:41:30,513 ♪ Like a record, baby right round round round ♪ 596 00:41:31,976 --> 00:41:33,972 My phone. Stick it in my pocket. 597 00:41:33,978 --> 00:41:36,852 - Really? - Yes, really! Fucking do it. 598 00:41:37,015 --> 00:41:39,855 You know, you lied to me. You said you glued your hands. 599 00:41:40,318 --> 00:41:41,747 Boo. 600 00:41:41,753 --> 00:41:43,849 I need to get out of here. You cover me. 601 00:41:43,855 --> 00:41:45,417 Fucking cover you? Wait, what am I going to do, 602 00:41:45,423 --> 00:41:47,461 cap her ass with a staple gun? 603 00:41:54,766 --> 00:41:56,706 Mistakes were made... 604 00:41:57,902 --> 00:41:58,931 I mean seriously, 605 00:41:58,937 --> 00:42:01,133 round of a-fucking-plause for Nerf guy. 606 00:42:01,139 --> 00:42:03,035 He's my new favorite 607 00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:04,169 I gotta say, I gotta say. 608 00:42:04,175 --> 00:42:06,271 Here we see, the little bitches, 609 00:42:06,277 --> 00:42:07,472 emerging from their cave 610 00:42:07,478 --> 00:42:09,752 after doing jack shit. 611 00:42:10,048 --> 00:42:11,443 - Yoo-hoo. - This is becoming 612 00:42:11,449 --> 00:42:12,411 a fucking legendary match here. 613 00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,512 Miles Harris, the fucking newbie 614 00:42:13,518 --> 00:42:15,789 - on the block... - Oh, here go. 615 00:42:22,427 --> 00:42:24,356 Hey, stop. Get out of the car. 616 00:42:24,362 --> 00:42:25,958 Please. Come on. Please, get out. 617 00:42:25,964 --> 00:42:27,092 Thank you. 618 00:42:27,098 --> 00:42:29,305 Thank you very much, sorry. 619 00:42:33,238 --> 00:42:34,833 Oh, fuck... 620 00:42:34,839 --> 00:42:37,647 Oh, come on! 621 00:42:54,425 --> 00:42:55,831 No. 622 00:43:01,099 --> 00:43:03,237 Oh, shit. 623 00:43:15,947 --> 00:43:17,620 - Fucker! - Sorry. 624 00:43:28,926 --> 00:43:30,499 This is good. 625 00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:36,737 Oh, shit. 626 00:43:37,869 --> 00:43:40,409 Stop shooting at me! 627 00:43:44,008 --> 00:43:47,550 Go on! Fucking yeah! 628 00:43:56,254 --> 00:43:58,928 Suck it, loser. 629 00:44:00,124 --> 00:44:01,887 Oh. Uh, no, dude... 630 00:44:01,893 --> 00:44:03,799 What're you... What're you doing? 631 00:44:10,435 --> 00:44:13,307 No. Jesus, that's not... No! 632 00:44:17,141 --> 00:44:19,615 Oh, Jesus Christ! 633 00:44:22,513 --> 00:44:24,587 Shit. 634 00:44:47,605 --> 00:44:49,278 Did I win? 635 00:45:13,664 --> 00:45:15,469 Uh, Jesus. 636 00:45:16,033 --> 00:45:18,440 Stop running, you little chicken shit. 637 00:45:21,406 --> 00:45:24,269 Fuck! 638 00:45:24,275 --> 00:45:27,016 Think you're fucking fast, ain't ya? 639 00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:31,243 - Fuck. - Well that shot was pathetic. 640 00:45:31,249 --> 00:45:33,311 All right, I'm just saying this because I'm honestly 641 00:45:33,317 --> 00:45:35,113 so fucking embarrassed for you, 642 00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:38,718 relax your damn arms, elbow slightly bent nearly straight. 643 00:45:38,724 --> 00:45:40,385 - Shut up. - And those two little 644 00:45:40,391 --> 00:45:42,154 sight things on the barrel 645 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,756 aren't just for decoration you know. 646 00:45:43,762 --> 00:45:46,400 Shut up. Stop trying to help me. 647 00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:50,996 Oh, fuck. 648 00:45:51,002 --> 00:45:53,131 Congratulations. I think you've just discovered 649 00:45:53,137 --> 00:45:55,267 a whole new level of retardation. 650 00:45:55,273 --> 00:45:56,535 That word is not okay. 651 00:45:56,541 --> 00:45:58,370 It's okay if you shoot like one. 652 00:45:58,376 --> 00:46:00,539 Fuck off. Please. Just leave me alone. 653 00:46:00,545 --> 00:46:02,340 Okay, I haven't done anything to you. 654 00:46:02,346 --> 00:46:04,009 I gotta kill you. Every cop in the country 655 00:46:04,015 --> 00:46:07,078 - is looking to end me, so... - Yeah, that's not my fault! 656 00:46:07,084 --> 00:46:09,147 Skizm said they would wipe my slate clean 657 00:46:09,153 --> 00:46:11,583 - after I bury your ass. - Oh, that's what they told you? 658 00:46:11,589 --> 00:46:13,318 What, so you're just like their minion? 659 00:46:13,324 --> 00:46:17,664 What, like those yellow butt plug things from the movies? 660 00:46:19,230 --> 00:46:21,293 No. No, I mean you're like their... their lackey. 661 00:46:21,299 --> 00:46:23,405 I'm no one's lackey. 662 00:46:25,369 --> 00:46:26,775 God damn you. 663 00:47:05,109 --> 00:47:06,448 Fuck. 664 00:47:24,095 --> 00:47:25,423 Hey. 665 00:47:25,429 --> 00:47:28,003 Hey, sir! Madam! Ma'am! Fuck. 666 00:47:30,101 --> 00:47:31,530 Hey! Excuse me, please! 667 00:47:31,536 --> 00:47:33,642 No, no, no! 668 00:47:35,373 --> 00:47:36,946 I mean, I get it. 669 00:47:55,192 --> 00:47:56,756 - Miles? - Hey. 670 00:47:56,762 --> 00:48:00,392 Oh, my God. Are you okay? You're like... 671 00:48:00,398 --> 00:48:02,260 You're all over the news, what are you doing 672 00:48:02,266 --> 00:48:04,195 running around with guns, like a crazy person? 673 00:48:04,201 --> 00:48:05,731 They bolted these things to my hands, 674 00:48:05,737 --> 00:48:07,265 is what I was trying to tell you. 675 00:48:07,271 --> 00:48:08,901 "Bolted"? What do you mean "bolted"? 676 00:48:08,907 --> 00:48:10,803 I mean like they went to town on my hands 677 00:48:10,809 --> 00:48:11,971 with some Home Depot supplies. 678 00:48:11,977 --> 00:48:14,606 Oh, fuck, you were trying to tell me in the car. 679 00:48:14,612 --> 00:48:16,408 Yeah. Yeah I did. 680 00:48:16,414 --> 00:48:18,643 Look, Miles, the cops are looking for you. 681 00:48:18,649 --> 00:48:20,612 Okay, just... Just turn yourself in. 682 00:48:20,618 --> 00:48:22,614 - They'll protect you. - I can't. 683 00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:24,449 I'm actually... I'm just leaving town. 684 00:48:24,455 --> 00:48:25,751 I just called to say, goodbye 685 00:48:25,757 --> 00:48:29,680 - and, uh... thanks. - Thanks? 686 00:48:29,695 --> 00:48:34,827 For being with me, for making me a much better person. 687 00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:36,572 Don't say that. 688 00:48:36,601 --> 00:48:38,707 You were always that person. 689 00:48:38,837 --> 00:48:41,232 I don't know what trouble you're in 690 00:48:41,238 --> 00:48:43,568 but you can't keep running from... 691 00:48:43,574 --> 00:48:46,515 Nova! Hello? 692 00:48:47,846 --> 00:48:49,585 Oh, hello. 693 00:48:50,481 --> 00:48:51,476 I'm sorry but Nova can't come to the phone right now. 694 00:48:51,482 --> 00:48:54,179 Oh, fucking you again. Leave Nova out of this. 695 00:48:54,185 --> 00:48:55,948 Shut your fucking whine hole and fight. 696 00:48:55,954 --> 00:48:58,416 You need to get your head out of your ass, Miles, 697 00:48:58,422 --> 00:48:59,484 and grow a set of balls. 698 00:48:59,490 --> 00:49:02,387 Now, you got five hours to kill Nix. 699 00:49:02,393 --> 00:49:04,724 Otherwise we're gonna let Dane here 700 00:49:04,730 --> 00:49:07,736 start cutting pieces off your bitch. 701 00:49:07,933 --> 00:49:09,862 Hey! Oh, ho, ho! 702 00:49:09,868 --> 00:49:11,463 Are you on Instagram? 703 00:49:11,469 --> 00:49:14,177 Add me and I'll send you updates. 704 00:49:14,438 --> 00:49:16,267 Just run, Mil...! 705 00:49:16,273 --> 00:49:19,772 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 706 00:49:19,778 --> 00:49:21,272 Okay, think. 707 00:49:21,278 --> 00:49:24,352 No, no, come on, think, think, think. 708 00:49:36,227 --> 00:49:39,759 ♪ When the shit goes Down ya better be ready ♪ 709 00:49:39,765 --> 00:49:41,426 ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 710 00:49:41,432 --> 00:49:42,928 ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 711 00:49:42,934 --> 00:49:44,764 ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 712 00:49:44,770 --> 00:49:46,242 Activated. 713 00:49:47,105 --> 00:49:48,801 ♪ When the shit goes down ya better be ready ♪ 714 00:49:48,807 --> 00:49:50,502 911 what's your emergency? 715 00:49:50,508 --> 00:49:52,570 Uh, hello, my name is Miles Harris, 716 00:49:52,576 --> 00:49:54,339 I think the police are looking for me. 717 00:49:54,345 --> 00:49:56,709 Can you tell them I know where Nix is going to be 718 00:49:56,715 --> 00:49:58,321 in like 10 minutes. 719 00:49:58,416 --> 00:49:59,644 They will know what that means. 720 00:49:59,650 --> 00:50:00,846 - Okay. - Sir, 721 00:50:00,852 --> 00:50:03,774 - please stay on the line. - Bye-bye, Nix. 722 00:50:03,789 --> 00:50:06,544 Hello, are you still there? 723 00:50:06,557 --> 00:50:08,364 I hope it's a quick death. 724 00:50:10,862 --> 00:50:12,333 Or not, actually. 725 00:50:12,931 --> 00:50:14,093 ♪ Pockets on flat with the gat ♪ 726 00:50:14,099 --> 00:50:16,494 ♪ Rollin around nine Deuce Cadillac ♪ 727 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,530 ♪ Still got my homies To watch my back ♪ 728 00:50:18,536 --> 00:50:20,966 ♪ And they'll smoke ya ass If ya wanna come chat ♪ 729 00:50:20,972 --> 00:50:23,736 ♪ That's why some pigs And the kids come sweatin' ♪ 730 00:50:23,742 --> 00:50:26,715 ♪ They follow a hollow point Shells hard to swallow ♪ 731 00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:30,542 There you go, bro. 732 00:50:30,548 --> 00:50:32,888 That shit'll make your pubes go straight 733 00:50:34,285 --> 00:50:37,793 Who the fuck is this dick wad? 734 00:50:39,557 --> 00:50:42,764 I'm nobody! I'm just leaving. Uh... 735 00:50:43,028 --> 00:50:45,767 What the fuck! You trying to fuck us? 736 00:50:46,430 --> 00:50:48,961 What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck is in your mouth, 737 00:50:48,967 --> 00:50:50,562 I can't understand a fucking word. 738 00:50:50,568 --> 00:50:51,907 You trying to fuck us? 739 00:50:52,503 --> 00:50:53,165 I'm not trying to fuck you, Grim! 740 00:50:53,171 --> 00:50:54,232 I don't know this shit head! 741 00:50:54,238 --> 00:50:56,001 And how do I know you're not trying to fuck us? 742 00:50:56,007 --> 00:50:57,870 I'm not here to fuck anybody, guys! 743 00:50:57,876 --> 00:50:59,471 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 744 00:50:59,477 --> 00:51:00,806 Stay the fuck where you are! 745 00:51:00,812 --> 00:51:01,639 Okay. 746 00:51:01,645 --> 00:51:04,576 I will bust you right in the mouth! 747 00:51:04,582 --> 00:51:06,156 What do we do then? 748 00:51:06,952 --> 00:51:07,980 Uh, you know what, guys, actually things are about 749 00:51:07,986 --> 00:51:09,181 to get really crazy here, we should all bail. 750 00:51:09,187 --> 00:51:12,017 - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! 751 00:51:12,023 --> 00:51:13,986 Sit the fuck down, little asshole! 752 00:51:13,992 --> 00:51:15,664 Okay, Grim... 753 00:51:16,327 --> 00:51:16,989 We both shoot him in the face at the same time. 754 00:51:16,995 --> 00:51:17,923 Wait! What? 755 00:51:17,929 --> 00:51:19,859 On the count of three, ready? 756 00:51:19,865 --> 00:51:21,626 - One! - Oh no, no, no. Please! 757 00:51:21,632 --> 00:51:22,728 - Two! - Wait! 758 00:51:22,734 --> 00:51:25,998 Six! Nine! Eight! Twenty-seven! 759 00:51:26,004 --> 00:51:28,333 Five! Eleven-teen! 760 00:51:28,339 --> 00:51:29,869 Oh, shit... 761 00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,837 Who the fuck is this crazy whore? 762 00:51:31,843 --> 00:51:33,773 Oh, God! You've killed us all. 763 00:51:33,779 --> 00:51:36,119 Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy! 764 00:51:36,413 --> 00:51:37,843 Suck my clit! 765 00:51:37,849 --> 00:51:40,512 No one is killing fuck boy here. 766 00:51:40,518 --> 00:51:41,579 Yay! 767 00:51:41,585 --> 00:51:43,957 - Except me, of course! - Oh. 768 00:51:46,124 --> 00:51:50,398 ♪ Please let me go, Everybody want us to know ♪ 769 00:51:53,364 --> 00:51:55,360 ♪ Mali people Will live again now ♪ 770 00:51:55,366 --> 00:51:57,307 ♪ Around the world ♪ 771 00:51:59,004 --> 00:52:00,632 ♪ On Saturday ♪ 772 00:52:00,638 --> 00:52:02,243 Fuck! 773 00:52:02,941 --> 00:52:04,569 ♪ Closed away ♪ 774 00:52:04,575 --> 00:52:07,039 ♪ Celebration on me one day ♪ 775 00:52:07,045 --> 00:52:10,018 ♪ For sure, around the world ♪ 776 00:52:10,414 --> 00:52:13,356 God damn, that sound gives me such a hard on. 777 00:52:33,805 --> 00:52:35,278 Little fucker! 778 00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:47,990 Fuck. 779 00:52:48,586 --> 00:52:50,293 Oh, shit! 780 00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:12,604 No re-spawns, no one-ups, 781 00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:14,783 no extra lives. 782 00:53:15,013 --> 00:53:17,186 I just killed this fucking guy. 783 00:53:57,889 --> 00:53:59,995 - Those things, they hurt? - What do you think? 784 00:54:00,025 --> 00:54:01,653 Skizm do that? 785 00:54:01,659 --> 00:54:04,189 Yes, Skizm did that, you think I did this to myself? 786 00:54:04,195 --> 00:54:07,668 I guess drilling the second one in would be a little difficult. 787 00:54:09,034 --> 00:54:10,528 How do we proceed? 788 00:54:10,534 --> 00:54:12,064 Oh, you know what, I got an idea about that. 789 00:54:12,070 --> 00:54:14,444 How about we take these fucking things off my hands! 790 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,136 Look, they have my girlfriend, okay? 791 00:54:17,142 --> 00:54:18,771 My ex... ex-girlfriend. 792 00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:22,285 Whatever. Just let me help you, please. 793 00:54:23,081 --> 00:54:24,953 Okay, thank you. 794 00:54:25,649 --> 00:54:29,647 Oh, uh, detective, you missed the turn off. 795 00:54:29,653 --> 00:54:31,784 We ain't headed to the hospital anymore. 796 00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:33,262 What? Why not? 797 00:54:34,192 --> 00:54:36,366 Nix is after you, right? 798 00:54:36,627 --> 00:54:38,334 We're after Nix. 799 00:54:38,529 --> 00:54:40,059 Change of plan, sweetheart. 800 00:54:40,065 --> 00:54:42,061 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! So I'm just bait now? 801 00:54:42,067 --> 00:54:44,662 That seems very not legal for police officers. 802 00:54:44,668 --> 00:54:47,199 Miles I want to tell you a story about my wife. 803 00:54:47,205 --> 00:54:49,034 Ah, I don't give a shit about your wife. 804 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,569 Sorry, dude, can we get these fucking things off my hands? 805 00:54:51,575 --> 00:54:53,772 Sixteen years ago, I'm chasing this gang. 806 00:54:53,778 --> 00:54:56,268 Right? I bust 'em. 807 00:54:56,281 --> 00:54:59,610 Their leader was this psychopathic little dirt bag 808 00:54:59,616 --> 00:55:00,813 covered in tattoos. 809 00:55:00,819 --> 00:55:03,126 Went by the name of Riktor. 810 00:55:03,188 --> 00:55:05,951 Now I gots the bad guys, that's my job, I'm a cop. 811 00:55:05,957 --> 00:55:07,330 But Riktor... 812 00:55:08,693 --> 00:55:11,032 he takes it very personally. 813 00:55:11,229 --> 00:55:15,971 He makes bail, they track my wife and kids... 814 00:55:23,975 --> 00:55:26,105 Yeah, that's it. 815 00:55:26,111 --> 00:55:27,983 Burn, baby, burn. 816 00:55:31,249 --> 00:55:33,922 I managed to get my daughter out. 817 00:55:35,987 --> 00:55:38,161 My wife and son were gone. 818 00:55:38,990 --> 00:55:41,364 Nix was gone too in a different way. 819 00:55:42,761 --> 00:55:45,301 Wait, Nix is your daughter? 820 00:55:45,363 --> 00:55:47,969 Tried to get her the help she needed. 821 00:55:48,133 --> 00:55:50,640 But it was never enough. 822 00:55:51,369 --> 00:55:55,178 She's my flesh and blood, I have to stop her. 823 00:55:57,242 --> 00:56:00,139 Uh-oh, looks like Miles has been taken away 824 00:56:00,145 --> 00:56:01,551 by the pigs. 825 00:56:02,347 --> 00:56:04,431 I mean, seriously, generally such a disappointment. 826 00:56:04,648 --> 00:56:06,289 Hey! 827 00:56:06,384 --> 00:56:08,881 You look like a fighter. Hmm? 828 00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:11,127 Maybe you could be our next player. 829 00:56:11,956 --> 00:56:15,063 The cops are watching my house, idiot. 830 00:56:15,226 --> 00:56:17,289 They would have followed you, they probably have the place 831 00:56:17,295 --> 00:56:18,734 surrounded already! 832 00:56:19,397 --> 00:56:20,893 - The cops? - Yeah. 833 00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:22,405 Surrounded? 834 00:56:23,234 --> 00:56:26,709 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do a poo-poo in my pantaloons! 835 00:56:26,838 --> 00:56:28,267 The actual cops? 836 00:56:28,273 --> 00:56:30,947 Oh, my God! The cops! 837 00:56:32,043 --> 00:56:36,452 Who the fuck do you think owns the fucking cops? 838 00:56:36,848 --> 00:56:39,078 - What? - Dane, kill the drones. 839 00:56:39,084 --> 00:56:40,145 Yes, boss! 840 00:56:40,151 --> 00:56:41,691 We need to keep our cover. 841 00:56:44,355 --> 00:56:46,151 Hang on, I think we just lost the stream 842 00:56:46,157 --> 00:56:47,786 - ladies and gentlemen. - Yeah, 843 00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:50,132 we're gonna get this back. We're gonna get this back. 844 00:56:52,197 --> 00:56:54,126 Hey, Stanton, where the fuck are we? 845 00:56:54,132 --> 00:56:55,761 Fuck! 846 00:56:55,767 --> 00:56:57,129 Fuck! Holy shit, dude! 847 00:56:57,135 --> 00:56:59,342 What the actual fuck? 848 00:57:00,705 --> 00:57:03,044 Is that look supposed to fucking explain something? 849 00:57:07,045 --> 00:57:10,075 People keep fucking dying on me! 850 00:57:10,081 --> 00:57:11,977 What the... Okay, fuck. 851 00:57:11,983 --> 00:57:13,779 Yes! Okay. 852 00:57:13,785 --> 00:57:17,349 Stop your whining, you millennial piece of shit! 853 00:57:17,355 --> 00:57:19,462 What the fuck are you doing? 854 00:57:21,059 --> 00:57:22,688 Hey there, big guy! 855 00:57:22,694 --> 00:57:25,757 Rule number 1. Do not, I repeat do not, 856 00:57:25,763 --> 00:57:29,228 under any circumstances talk to the fucking pigs! 857 00:57:29,234 --> 00:57:30,640 You got that? 858 00:57:31,503 --> 00:57:33,232 Now we should get Stanton there to give you an extreme makeover 859 00:57:33,238 --> 00:57:34,433 with the butt of his Glock! 860 00:57:34,439 --> 00:57:36,935 But I see something in you, Miles, you know? 861 00:57:36,941 --> 00:57:38,437 Potential. 862 00:57:38,443 --> 00:57:40,783 So I've decided to give you... 863 00:57:40,879 --> 00:57:42,618 another chance. 864 00:57:42,881 --> 00:57:44,176 Fuck you! Where's Nova? 865 00:57:44,182 --> 00:57:46,854 - It's pre-recorded asshole! - Oh! 866 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,016 Welcome to the lightening round! 867 00:57:51,022 --> 00:57:53,886 Somewhere in this city, we've got your bitch! 868 00:57:53,892 --> 00:57:57,256 You've got 30 minutes, that is 30 minutes to kill Nix. 869 00:57:57,262 --> 00:58:01,260 Or we take Nova apart piece by fucking piece! 870 00:58:01,266 --> 00:58:02,361 No! 871 00:58:02,367 --> 00:58:04,263 Put a filter on that, make me look good. 872 00:58:04,269 --> 00:58:06,674 It might have been a bit over the top. 873 00:58:07,906 --> 00:58:09,378 Fuck! 874 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:12,148 Nova... 875 00:58:24,889 --> 00:58:26,395 Boom. 876 00:58:26,457 --> 00:58:28,564 Happy hunting, shit head. 877 00:58:46,811 --> 00:58:48,774 Huh, bullet proof vest. 878 00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:51,387 It did not help much. 879 00:59:01,793 --> 00:59:03,299 Hey! 880 00:59:11,102 --> 00:59:14,266 Password is telefrak. Uh, T-E-L-E-F-R-A... yeah, K, 881 00:59:14,272 --> 00:59:15,878 you got it. 882 00:59:16,941 --> 00:59:19,215 Yeah, click there, Nova's iPhone. 883 00:59:21,379 --> 00:59:23,208 Girlfriend know you're stalking her? 884 00:59:23,214 --> 00:59:25,554 Ex, actually, and it's none of your business. 885 00:59:27,218 --> 00:59:29,481 Okay, Warwick and 7th. 886 00:59:29,487 --> 00:59:31,394 Great, thank you. 887 00:59:33,224 --> 00:59:36,799 - Oh, shit! - What? 888 00:59:36,828 --> 00:59:38,357 You're him, right? 889 00:59:38,363 --> 00:59:40,369 Guns Akimbo dude! 890 00:59:40,431 --> 00:59:42,371 You're famous! 891 00:59:49,107 --> 00:59:51,003 Look at those numbers! 892 00:59:51,009 --> 00:59:53,338 Seven million viewers and counting! 893 00:59:53,344 --> 00:59:55,941 You're the most watched Skizm contestant ever! 894 00:59:55,947 --> 00:59:57,876 That many people are watching me? 895 00:59:57,882 --> 00:59:59,578 I've never seen anything like it! 896 00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:02,224 - Hey, can I get a selfie? - Yeah, sure. 897 01:00:17,368 --> 01:00:18,774 Let her go! 898 01:00:20,538 --> 01:00:23,261 I'll fight Nix! Just please, let her go! 899 01:00:23,274 --> 01:00:25,915 No! 900 01:00:29,881 --> 01:00:33,011 Quit your running and fight, or you're next. 901 01:00:33,017 --> 01:00:34,724 Whoo! 902 01:00:35,887 --> 01:00:37,393 Shit! 903 01:00:37,422 --> 01:00:38,928 Nova. 904 01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:40,629 My ex. 905 01:00:41,392 --> 01:00:43,255 She dyed her hair to look like a sunrise. 906 01:00:43,261 --> 01:00:45,324 Always somehow smelled of incense 907 01:00:45,330 --> 01:00:47,970 and freshly opened packs of gum. 908 01:00:51,202 --> 01:00:53,442 Oh, shit, Hadley. 909 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,102 The list of people I've let down 910 01:00:57,108 --> 01:00:58,948 is getting longer by the minute. 911 01:01:00,311 --> 01:01:02,384 Suddenly, I knew what to do. 912 01:01:03,047 --> 01:01:05,921 Now I could end this once and for all. 913 01:01:11,356 --> 01:01:13,662 Activated. 914 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,364 Your tracker's back on. 915 01:01:48,659 --> 01:01:50,833 Neat location, by the way. 916 01:01:51,195 --> 01:01:53,358 What, you couldn't find a classic rooftop 917 01:01:53,364 --> 01:01:55,994 for your final showdown, fuckboy? 918 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,629 God! Stop calling me fuckboy, okay? 919 01:01:57,635 --> 01:01:59,097 I don't even know what that means! 920 01:01:59,103 --> 01:02:00,409 Whoa... 921 01:02:01,072 --> 01:02:03,058 I thought we were going to talk it out for a bit? 922 01:02:03,074 --> 01:02:04,914 Exchange some banter. 923 01:02:05,009 --> 01:02:08,540 Some obligatory pre-gunfight foreplay. 924 01:02:08,546 --> 01:02:10,509 You want to get straight to the shooting? 925 01:02:10,515 --> 01:02:13,311 No. No, look I need your help. 926 01:02:13,317 --> 01:02:14,957 My help? 927 01:02:15,019 --> 01:02:17,393 Skizm is going to kill us both! 928 01:02:17,488 --> 01:02:20,062 Together we might have a chance. 929 01:02:20,158 --> 01:02:22,722 You know, let's... Let's team up. 930 01:02:22,728 --> 01:02:24,656 I got a much better chance if I'm with you. 931 01:02:24,662 --> 01:02:27,359 I know that. So, you in? 932 01:02:27,365 --> 01:02:29,605 Um... 933 01:02:31,436 --> 01:02:33,342 well, no. 934 01:02:36,674 --> 01:02:39,070 Yes! Yes! 935 01:02:39,076 --> 01:02:41,006 Yabba-dabba-do! 936 01:02:41,012 --> 01:02:42,674 Fuck yeah! 937 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,777 Guns Akimbo dude was here. 938 01:02:44,783 --> 01:02:46,653 I met him! 939 01:02:50,288 --> 01:02:52,761 Oh! 940 01:02:53,090 --> 01:02:54,152 No! 941 01:02:54,158 --> 01:02:55,721 This is so unfair! 942 01:02:55,727 --> 01:02:58,734 It's just a game, bro. It's just a game. 943 01:02:59,030 --> 01:03:00,693 Yes! Serves you right, asshole! 944 01:03:00,699 --> 01:03:03,572 And that is Miles out of the game. 945 01:03:07,605 --> 01:03:09,979 Well that took longer than I thought. 946 01:03:11,777 --> 01:03:14,483 Let's go get some cocaine! 947 01:03:14,545 --> 01:03:16,041 Miles Harris... 948 01:03:16,047 --> 01:03:17,642 - I'm not happy! - Oh! 949 01:03:17,648 --> 01:03:18,744 That's some bullshit, 950 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,713 I'm sorry but that's fucking bullshit! 951 01:03:20,719 --> 01:03:22,614 No, that's the game of Skizm, man! 952 01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:24,516 No, no. I really started to like the fucking guy! 953 01:03:24,522 --> 01:03:26,284 Fuck the game! God damn it! 954 01:03:26,290 --> 01:03:28,286 That's Skizm for you. Miles... 955 01:03:28,292 --> 01:03:30,682 Get a cleanup squad on Miles's body. 956 01:03:30,696 --> 01:03:32,717 Get a squad on Nix too! 957 01:03:32,731 --> 01:03:34,770 Ice that fucking bitch! 958 01:03:37,268 --> 01:03:38,774 Oh! 959 01:03:40,137 --> 01:03:41,875 I know! 960 01:03:46,277 --> 01:03:48,184 He did his best. 961 01:03:48,446 --> 01:03:50,120 But you know... 962 01:03:50,448 --> 01:03:53,211 sometimes, even when you do your best, 963 01:03:53,217 --> 01:03:56,126 it's just not good enough. 964 01:03:58,589 --> 01:04:02,822 Just pitching here, but, uh, chainsaws or nail guns? 965 01:04:02,828 --> 01:04:04,867 Which way were you leaning, huh? 966 01:04:45,670 --> 01:04:48,300 - Any plans tonight? - Finally gonna catch up 967 01:04:48,306 --> 01:04:50,528 - on The Walking Dead. - The Walking Dead? 968 01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,571 Can't stand that. Just too violent. 969 01:04:52,577 --> 01:04:54,740 Man, you kill people for a living. 970 01:04:54,746 --> 01:04:56,608 So what? You think a cook goes home 971 01:04:56,614 --> 01:04:58,085 and watches Master Chef? 972 01:05:38,957 --> 01:05:41,854 If you want to walk out of here, with all of your limbs, 973 01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:45,000 you should stop pointing guns at me! 974 01:05:45,329 --> 01:05:47,203 This was your idea, fuck boy! 975 01:05:47,465 --> 01:05:50,696 - Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar! - Not nice! 976 01:05:50,702 --> 01:05:52,690 That hurts like shit! 977 01:05:52,704 --> 01:05:56,078 You only had to shoot me once! Remember? 978 01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:12,262 Don't shoot me, I know who killed your family. 979 01:06:14,225 --> 01:06:15,855 What the fuck did you just say? 980 01:06:15,861 --> 01:06:18,934 He's the head of Skizm. Okay, his name is Riktor. 981 01:06:19,931 --> 01:06:23,639 Bald guy, covered in tattoos. That was him, right? 982 01:06:24,770 --> 01:06:28,233 Okay so my... my theory is he saw you escape from prison 983 01:06:28,239 --> 01:06:29,501 and decided to put you in the game 984 01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:31,281 in case you tried to get revenge. 985 01:06:32,844 --> 01:06:34,783 You're full of shit! 986 01:06:35,947 --> 01:06:37,810 They killed your dad, too. 987 01:06:37,816 --> 01:06:39,655 He's right there. 988 01:07:09,014 --> 01:07:11,920 You stubborn old bastard. 989 01:07:15,619 --> 01:07:18,050 So, um, hi... 990 01:07:18,056 --> 01:07:19,852 Sorry, don't know why I said it like that. 991 01:07:19,858 --> 01:07:23,521 Look if you're not going to shoot yourself, or me, 992 01:07:23,527 --> 01:07:25,925 then I have a plan, It is kinda fucked up 993 01:07:25,931 --> 01:07:27,793 and totally suicidal, but it might work. 994 01:07:27,799 --> 01:07:30,462 You get to kill Riktor, I find Nova. 995 01:07:30,468 --> 01:07:33,842 But we have to work together. 996 01:07:34,305 --> 01:07:35,677 All right? 997 01:07:38,409 --> 01:07:40,405 I like that you're not pointing that at me anymore. 998 01:07:40,411 --> 01:07:41,707 That's a good... Okay... 999 01:07:41,713 --> 01:07:43,317 We can work on that. 1000 01:07:50,789 --> 01:07:53,585 You only need to shoot me one time! 1001 01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:55,487 Really important. Just one... 1002 01:07:55,493 --> 01:07:57,333 right in the... 1003 01:07:57,561 --> 01:07:59,524 Once. Okay, you got that? 1004 01:07:59,530 --> 01:08:01,326 I don't feel like you're listening to me. 1005 01:08:01,332 --> 01:08:02,460 Just one. 1006 01:08:02,466 --> 01:08:05,805 One shot. 1007 01:08:07,471 --> 01:08:08,868 I think my ribs are broken. 1008 01:08:08,874 --> 01:08:10,468 Definitely have internal bleeding. 1009 01:08:10,474 --> 01:08:12,772 Cool, um, do you wanna sit here and cry about it? 1010 01:08:12,778 --> 01:08:14,284 Like a little bitch? 1011 01:08:15,013 --> 01:08:15,975 Or do you wanna go shoot a bunch of people in the face? 1012 01:08:15,981 --> 01:08:17,777 Oh, hell yes. 1013 01:08:17,783 --> 01:08:20,846 The face shooting one, not the... not the crying. 1014 01:08:20,852 --> 01:08:22,458 Right on. Right on. 1015 01:08:22,854 --> 01:08:24,358 - That sucks. - Yeah. 1016 01:08:28,492 --> 01:08:30,022 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1017 01:08:30,028 --> 01:08:32,000 Just go. Come on, look. 1018 01:08:32,030 --> 01:08:33,759 Me? Why do I have to go first? 1019 01:08:33,765 --> 01:08:35,728 - Open the fucking door. - I'm not exactly great 1020 01:08:35,734 --> 01:08:37,662 - at opening doors right now. - Go on. 1021 01:08:37,668 --> 01:08:39,364 Honestly I still don't trust you. 1022 01:08:39,370 --> 01:08:40,909 You might shoot me in the back. 1023 01:08:41,639 --> 01:08:43,434 I promise that when I do shoot you it'll be in the front. 1024 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,838 You have already shot me like a dozen times. 1025 01:08:45,844 --> 01:08:47,973 I feel bullets rattling inside me when I walk. 1026 01:08:47,979 --> 01:08:50,085 - Well... - What the hell? 1027 01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:55,291 ♪ I'm a real wild one ♪ 1028 01:09:09,801 --> 01:09:12,664 ♪ Well I'm just out of school Like I'm real, real cool ♪ 1029 01:09:12,670 --> 01:09:14,800 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool Got the message ♪ 1030 01:09:14,806 --> 01:09:17,669 ♪ That I've gotta be A wild one ♪ 1031 01:09:17,675 --> 01:09:20,816 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a wild one ♪ 1032 01:09:20,879 --> 01:09:23,943 ♪ Got to break it loose Gotta keep them movin' wild ♪ 1033 01:09:23,949 --> 01:09:26,946 ♪ Gotta keep a swingin', baby I'm a real wild child ♪ 1034 01:09:26,952 --> 01:09:29,782 ♪ I'm a real wild one And I like wild fun ♪ 1035 01:09:29,788 --> 01:09:32,550 ♪ In a world gone crazy Everything seems hazy ♪ 1036 01:09:32,556 --> 01:09:34,687 ♪ I'm a wild one ♪ 1037 01:09:34,693 --> 01:09:38,090 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a wild one ♪ 1038 01:09:38,096 --> 01:09:40,793 ♪ Got to break it loose Gonna keep them movin' wild ♪ 1039 01:09:40,799 --> 01:09:42,493 Hey, sir! It's Miles and Nix! 1040 01:09:42,499 --> 01:09:44,562 They're in the building! It's a clusterfuck! 1041 01:09:44,568 --> 01:09:46,431 Yeah, and? What the fuck you telling me for? 1042 01:09:46,437 --> 01:09:47,599 Get the dead squad on it! 1043 01:09:47,605 --> 01:09:49,512 - I can't. - Well why not? 1044 01:09:49,573 --> 01:09:52,148 - They're dead. - They're dead? 1045 01:09:53,078 --> 01:09:54,883 Well that's not ideal. 1046 01:09:57,782 --> 01:09:59,906 Patch the monitor feeds to the security cameras now! 1047 01:10:02,153 --> 01:10:04,394 This is not happening. 1048 01:10:05,023 --> 01:10:07,130 Oh, my God, it's back on! 1049 01:10:07,692 --> 01:10:09,263 It's going down. 1050 01:10:10,729 --> 01:10:12,535 Oh, fantastic. 1051 01:10:12,831 --> 01:10:15,460 I'm gonna lose my fucking temper, this is... 1052 01:10:15,466 --> 01:10:18,130 Effie! Dane! Do your thing! 1053 01:10:18,136 --> 01:10:19,464 Fuck them up! 1054 01:10:19,470 --> 01:10:21,767 Nix and Miles! They need to die! 1055 01:10:21,773 --> 01:10:23,943 They need to fucking die! 1056 01:10:29,546 --> 01:10:32,422 Suck on this, bitch! 1057 01:10:32,616 --> 01:10:34,357 Really, another dick shot? 1058 01:10:34,953 --> 01:10:36,882 Oh, God damn it, please. 1059 01:10:36,888 --> 01:10:38,250 Why do you have to keep doing that? 1060 01:10:38,256 --> 01:10:39,818 What, I would have shot you in the dick 1061 01:10:39,824 --> 01:10:41,552 if the target wasn't so small! 1062 01:10:41,558 --> 01:10:42,922 It just seems a little excessive. 1063 01:10:42,928 --> 01:10:44,690 You know, you could go dick shot, then head shot, 1064 01:10:44,696 --> 01:10:46,725 then dick shot. Just mix it up a little, something. 1065 01:10:46,731 --> 01:10:48,438 It's basically a public service. 1066 01:10:50,168 --> 01:10:51,764 Oh! Don't do it again! God. 1067 01:10:51,770 --> 01:10:53,598 Uh, you know, I don't... I don't like it, 1068 01:10:53,604 --> 01:10:55,500 - I don't like it. - It's just some dick blood. 1069 01:10:55,506 --> 01:10:57,010 Miles? 1070 01:11:19,064 --> 01:11:20,793 - What was he thinking? - Yeah, 1071 01:11:20,799 --> 01:11:23,539 never bring a spork to a gun fight, man. 1072 01:11:27,072 --> 01:11:28,300 What are you doing? 1073 01:11:28,306 --> 01:11:30,346 Trying to find where they're holding Nova. 1074 01:11:35,679 --> 01:11:37,943 Oh, God damn, this comment section. 1075 01:11:37,949 --> 01:11:39,955 It's like YouTube but worse. 1076 01:11:40,952 --> 01:11:42,592 No, it's about the same. 1077 01:11:43,888 --> 01:11:45,951 "I hope someone ices that Nix bitch 1078 01:11:45,957 --> 01:11:47,630 and tea bags her corpse." 1079 01:11:48,159 --> 01:11:51,757 That settles that, I'm going to find every last 1080 01:11:51,763 --> 01:11:53,826 one of those little trolls and beat them to death 1081 01:11:53,832 --> 01:11:55,761 - with their keyboards. - You are fucking animals, 1082 01:11:55,767 --> 01:11:57,173 you know that right. 1083 01:11:58,036 --> 01:11:58,864 You like this, you like watching people suffer? 1084 01:11:58,870 --> 01:11:59,798 You like watching people get hunted? 1085 01:11:59,804 --> 01:12:02,600 If you didn't watch they wouldn't exist 1086 01:12:02,606 --> 01:12:06,249 you pathetic sick fuck! 1087 01:12:06,643 --> 01:12:08,984 Fuck you, dude. 1088 01:12:10,315 --> 01:12:12,945 Who the fuck is this guy, huh? What the fuck. 1089 01:12:12,951 --> 01:12:15,491 Hear, hear. Good, good. 1090 01:12:15,954 --> 01:12:17,593 Wish you had more volume. 1091 01:12:17,789 --> 01:12:19,952 Intense. Feel better now? 1092 01:12:19,958 --> 01:12:21,997 You got that out of your system? 1093 01:12:26,131 --> 01:12:28,504 - Whoa, holy shit. - What? 1094 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,296 Look, Riktor, he's trying to expand Skizm. 1095 01:12:31,302 --> 01:12:34,277 He's like building it into a global franchise. 1096 01:12:38,777 --> 01:12:41,639 Can you actually just like, send this to my Gmail? 1097 01:12:41,645 --> 01:12:44,009 - It's funnier watching. - Oh, God. 1098 01:12:44,015 --> 01:12:46,255 Fuck you, man. 1099 01:12:51,156 --> 01:12:55,020 Oh, holy shit! Damn, nice AA-12! 1100 01:12:55,026 --> 01:12:57,122 - Fuck. - These things? 1101 01:12:57,128 --> 01:12:58,891 - Yes! - Yeah, I shelled out 1102 01:12:58,897 --> 01:13:00,625 for the deep black PVD coating. 1103 01:13:00,631 --> 01:13:04,229 But, now I kinda regret not going with the UCP style camo. 1104 01:13:04,235 --> 01:13:06,165 Oh, no you're crazy. She's crazy. 1105 01:13:06,171 --> 01:13:08,901 You totally own it. Seriously. 1106 01:13:08,907 --> 01:13:11,103 Thank you. Yeah, you know your weapons. 1107 01:13:11,109 --> 01:13:14,965 You know, shooting dip shits in the head is life. 1108 01:13:14,979 --> 01:13:17,810 Well, um, I better, you know. 1109 01:13:17,816 --> 01:13:20,423 Right, yeah. Do your thing. It was nice to meet you. 1110 01:13:21,986 --> 01:13:24,126 Go! Go! 1111 01:13:34,232 --> 01:13:35,738 Woo! 1112 01:13:36,734 --> 01:13:38,931 Watch the last step! It's a doozie! 1113 01:13:38,937 --> 01:13:40,443 Whoo. 1114 01:13:42,673 --> 01:13:44,069 Oh. 1115 01:13:44,075 --> 01:13:46,282 Someone didn't skip leg day. 1116 01:13:48,947 --> 01:13:51,035 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1117 01:13:51,049 --> 01:13:54,290 Don't pull my hair. 1118 01:14:06,064 --> 01:14:08,204 Whoa! Whoo! 1119 01:14:18,376 --> 01:14:19,582 Fuck! 1120 01:14:20,745 --> 01:14:24,652 Friday night just got really lonely! 1121 01:14:33,491 --> 01:14:36,255 Just stay still and die, you fucking coward. 1122 01:14:36,261 --> 01:14:38,299 I really don't want to though. 1123 01:14:41,933 --> 01:14:43,339 Fuck! 1124 01:14:53,077 --> 01:14:55,251 Oh, shit! 1125 01:15:05,924 --> 01:15:08,264 Whoo! 1126 01:15:10,261 --> 01:15:11,423 Didn't even hurt. 1127 01:15:11,429 --> 01:15:13,836 Stop! Hammer time! 1128 01:15:20,939 --> 01:15:22,134 A bullet proof vest 1129 01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:24,480 isn't gonna save you from a head shot. 1130 01:15:30,381 --> 01:15:32,588 Do you know what your problem is? 1131 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,460 You need to smile more. 1132 01:15:41,926 --> 01:15:44,215 Let's give you a nice... 1133 01:15:44,229 --> 01:15:45,424 wide... 1134 01:15:45,430 --> 01:15:47,336 juicy grin. 1135 01:15:52,403 --> 01:15:56,977 I have the power! 1136 01:16:05,883 --> 01:16:08,280 It's time to realign your chakras. 1137 01:16:08,286 --> 01:16:10,626 ♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪ 1138 01:16:10,888 --> 01:16:13,929 ♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪ 1139 01:16:15,493 --> 01:16:17,400 Enough. 1140 01:16:24,869 --> 01:16:26,776 I think I just heard a ball pop. 1141 01:16:26,971 --> 01:16:28,744 Are they meant to pop? 1142 01:16:32,110 --> 01:16:33,972 You don't like fire? 1143 01:16:33,978 --> 01:16:35,566 Do ya, huh? 1144 01:16:35,580 --> 01:16:38,110 Let's burn together, baby! 1145 01:16:38,116 --> 01:16:39,586 Whoo! 1146 01:16:52,864 --> 01:16:54,837 Fool! 1147 01:16:58,603 --> 01:17:00,543 Don't shoot him! 1148 01:17:06,044 --> 01:17:08,273 Yeah. Chopper on the roof. 1149 01:17:08,279 --> 01:17:10,419 No. Just two seats. 1150 01:17:11,282 --> 01:17:14,490 No, everyone else is dead. 1151 01:17:16,921 --> 01:17:20,863 Why does everything have to be so fucking stressful, hmm? 1152 01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:25,891 You know, they say that sometimes a nice little stroll 1153 01:17:25,897 --> 01:17:28,237 can help to clear the head. 1154 01:17:29,901 --> 01:17:32,241 - Come on, let's go. - Get off me! 1155 01:17:33,304 --> 01:17:35,033 That's it, that's it. 1156 01:17:35,039 --> 01:17:36,545 Fuck! 1157 01:17:39,310 --> 01:17:40,716 Hey. 1158 01:17:41,913 --> 01:17:43,319 You good? 1159 01:17:45,316 --> 01:17:49,959 Did you not hear me say 1160 01:17:50,054 --> 01:17:51,383 don't shoot? 1161 01:17:51,389 --> 01:17:53,529 Woah... 1162 01:17:53,591 --> 01:17:57,466 Yeah, you pull off the Rocky look real well at least. 1163 01:17:59,698 --> 01:18:01,493 What? What is that? 1164 01:18:01,499 --> 01:18:03,437 - What are you trying to do? - Shit! 1165 01:18:08,106 --> 01:18:09,668 Oh right... 1166 01:18:09,674 --> 01:18:11,436 Hey, no, no, no. You gotta put that on ice. 1167 01:18:11,442 --> 01:18:13,482 Come on, we gotta fix this. 1168 01:18:17,248 --> 01:18:18,854 Oh, shit. 1169 01:18:19,050 --> 01:18:21,046 I wasted all my bullets on Sid Dickless. 1170 01:18:21,052 --> 01:18:22,948 Riktor's got Nova somewhere, I can't find her. 1171 01:18:22,954 --> 01:18:26,028 Have you learned nothing from video games? 1172 01:18:26,157 --> 01:18:28,186 If you see enemies... 1173 01:18:28,192 --> 01:18:31,033 You jump on their heads and they give you coins? 1174 01:18:31,396 --> 01:18:32,958 No, fuck wad! It means we're going 1175 01:18:32,964 --> 01:18:34,526 the right way. Come on let's find some more 1176 01:18:34,532 --> 01:18:36,906 - bad guys to shoot. - Okay. 1177 01:18:41,372 --> 01:18:42,534 Hey! 1178 01:18:42,540 --> 01:18:44,369 Where the fuck are you going, asshole? 1179 01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:45,705 The action's back this way! 1180 01:18:45,711 --> 01:18:47,172 Wait, you want me to go out there 1181 01:18:47,178 --> 01:18:48,006 and get my face shot off? 1182 01:18:48,012 --> 01:18:49,408 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1183 01:18:49,414 --> 01:18:51,209 Cops will be swarming this place! 1184 01:18:51,215 --> 01:18:52,411 This shit is over! 1185 01:18:52,417 --> 01:18:56,047 It's not over until I say it's over, you fucking traitor! 1186 01:18:56,053 --> 01:18:57,149 Traitor? 1187 01:18:57,155 --> 01:18:58,984 Without me, you would be nothing! 1188 01:18:58,990 --> 01:19:00,429 I mean, look at you! 1189 01:19:01,159 --> 01:19:02,020 You look like someone tried to paint a worn-out dildo 1190 01:19:02,026 --> 01:19:04,156 - with a fucking Sharpie! - Ah, that hurts. 1191 01:19:04,162 --> 01:19:07,002 Face it, Riktor. This is the end. 1192 01:19:12,036 --> 01:19:15,077 Look at him go! He's like a wounded deer. 1193 01:19:16,073 --> 01:19:18,414 Go Bambi's mom, go! 1194 01:19:27,285 --> 01:19:28,958 Kill them! 1195 01:19:35,159 --> 01:19:36,488 Was this the right way? 1196 01:19:36,494 --> 01:19:38,089 No we fucked up! 1197 01:19:38,095 --> 01:19:40,369 - Far too many bad guys! - Oh, God. 1198 01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:43,139 Fuck. 1199 01:19:43,702 --> 01:19:45,096 Oh, shit. 1200 01:19:45,102 --> 01:19:46,565 What the hell are we going to do? 1201 01:19:46,571 --> 01:19:49,167 Come out, come out wherever you are. 1202 01:19:49,173 --> 01:19:51,847 Come on, get it. 1203 01:19:52,043 --> 01:19:53,698 Hey! Hey! 1204 01:19:53,712 --> 01:19:55,273 You want to know a secret? 1205 01:19:55,279 --> 01:19:56,675 Fuck you! 1206 01:19:56,681 --> 01:19:58,988 This was never about the money. 1207 01:19:59,650 --> 01:20:01,590 This is about art. 1208 01:20:02,253 --> 01:20:04,591 Murder is art. 1209 01:20:07,826 --> 01:20:09,722 This one... 1210 01:20:09,728 --> 01:20:12,067 This is a Jackson Pollock. 1211 01:20:12,497 --> 01:20:13,903 Ah! 1212 01:20:16,735 --> 01:20:18,874 Overcompensating much? 1213 01:20:21,339 --> 01:20:23,146 Where the fuck are you going? 1214 01:20:23,775 --> 01:20:25,237 Get up! 1215 01:20:25,243 --> 01:20:27,150 Get the fuck up! 1216 01:20:28,346 --> 01:20:31,109 You know, you really need to cheer the fuck up. 1217 01:20:31,115 --> 01:20:32,812 Are you not even a little bit excited 1218 01:20:32,818 --> 01:20:35,591 about going in a chopper with me? 1219 01:20:45,229 --> 01:20:46,759 You wanna know how I survived this long? 1220 01:20:46,765 --> 01:20:49,438 I don't know, Nix, by being crazy as fuck? 1221 01:20:50,167 --> 01:20:53,642 I didn't want to give any fucker the satisfaction... 1222 01:20:53,772 --> 01:20:55,644 of killing me. 1223 01:20:57,375 --> 01:20:59,548 Just kill Riktor for me. 1224 01:20:59,677 --> 01:21:01,117 Okay, mouse? 1225 01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:03,517 Get the fuck out here so I can shoot you! 1226 01:21:04,348 --> 01:21:06,055 Wait. No, wait! 1227 01:21:25,636 --> 01:21:27,076 No! 1228 01:21:38,649 --> 01:21:40,088 Nix! 1229 01:22:02,306 --> 01:22:04,713 Fuck. 1230 01:22:05,443 --> 01:22:06,849 Come back here. 1231 01:22:07,545 --> 01:22:08,869 Where'd you think you're going? 1232 01:22:10,615 --> 01:22:13,954 Get up there. Come on. 1233 01:22:57,561 --> 01:22:59,202 Oh, shit! Oh... 1234 01:23:10,776 --> 01:23:12,981 Fuck! Nova! 1235 01:23:17,281 --> 01:23:18,669 Nova! 1236 01:23:18,683 --> 01:23:20,645 Miles! Miles! 1237 01:23:20,651 --> 01:23:22,192 "Miles!" 1238 01:23:23,755 --> 01:23:25,328 There you are. 1239 01:23:26,024 --> 01:23:28,797 What took you so long, hmm? 1240 01:23:30,327 --> 01:23:31,824 You made it all this way. 1241 01:23:31,830 --> 01:23:34,559 I even got you a rooftop for the showdown! 1242 01:23:34,565 --> 01:23:36,929 Nix is dead, it's over! 1243 01:23:36,935 --> 01:23:38,805 Let Nova go! 1244 01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,035 Oh, finally! 1245 01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:44,804 I should have ordered a fucking Uber! 1246 01:23:44,810 --> 01:23:46,638 Okay, okay and we're back. 1247 01:23:46,644 --> 01:23:48,540 We've got our stream back, ladies and gentlemen. 1248 01:23:48,546 --> 01:23:49,574 Oh, thank fuck! 1249 01:23:49,580 --> 01:23:51,409 Let's just see how this ends, I guess. 1250 01:23:51,415 --> 01:23:52,821 Oh, yeah. 1251 01:23:56,822 --> 01:23:59,719 Ten million concurrent viewers, Miles. 1252 01:23:59,725 --> 01:24:02,755 You have just made Skizm history! 1253 01:24:02,761 --> 01:24:04,556 You are somebody! 1254 01:24:04,562 --> 01:24:06,202 I took... 1255 01:24:06,965 --> 01:24:10,373 a worthless piece of shit and I molded it into steel! 1256 01:24:10,568 --> 01:24:11,697 I made you, Miles. 1257 01:24:11,703 --> 01:24:14,867 You should be down on your fucking knees thanking me! 1258 01:24:14,873 --> 01:24:16,568 Oh, fuck you man! 1259 01:24:16,574 --> 01:24:19,504 All you did was ruin my hands, and give me a criminal record. 1260 01:24:19,510 --> 01:24:21,306 I never wanted any of this! 1261 01:24:21,312 --> 01:24:24,653 Don't give me that goody-goody bullshit! 1262 01:24:25,449 --> 01:24:27,780 What were you doing on the Skizm site to begin with? 1263 01:24:27,786 --> 01:24:29,125 Hey? 1264 01:24:30,055 --> 01:24:33,396 Admit it, you wanted to feel something. 1265 01:24:33,457 --> 01:24:35,755 You wanted to... to... to hunt like a man. 1266 01:24:35,761 --> 01:24:37,857 You wanted to be somebody! 1267 01:24:37,863 --> 01:24:39,925 Yesterday you were fucking miserable! 1268 01:24:39,931 --> 01:24:41,994 Now, look at yourself. 1269 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,174 You're alive! 1270 01:24:45,904 --> 01:24:47,809 Yeah, I am. 1271 01:24:47,939 --> 01:24:50,146 And that's more than I can say for you. 1272 01:25:05,757 --> 01:25:08,353 Oh. 1273 01:25:08,359 --> 01:25:10,899 Hey, man, nice shot! 1274 01:25:12,463 --> 01:25:13,869 Fuck. 1275 01:25:14,032 --> 01:25:15,438 No! 1276 01:25:20,038 --> 01:25:21,499 Oh, that's a better one. 1277 01:25:21,505 --> 01:25:23,845 He's down! He's down! 1278 01:25:24,542 --> 01:25:26,782 Oh, relax will ya? 1279 01:25:30,548 --> 01:25:32,188 Come on, Miles. 1280 01:25:40,624 --> 01:25:42,798 No. 1281 01:25:43,061 --> 01:25:45,335 Nova! 1282 01:25:48,934 --> 01:25:51,140 Just fucking die! 1283 01:25:59,476 --> 01:26:01,406 - Oh, for fuck's sake. - He just took three 1284 01:26:01,412 --> 01:26:02,708 fucking bullets! 1285 01:26:02,714 --> 01:26:03,675 Get him! 1286 01:26:03,681 --> 01:26:06,411 ♪ ...fighting for you ♪ 1287 01:26:06,417 --> 01:26:09,090 ♪ Driven by desire ♪ 1288 01:26:09,788 --> 01:26:13,686 ♪ Glory calls, It's waitin' for ya ♪ 1289 01:26:13,692 --> 01:26:16,021 ♪ When they try to break you down ♪ 1290 01:26:16,027 --> 01:26:18,301 ♪ You can take it ♪ 1291 01:26:18,697 --> 01:26:20,926 ♪ That don't shake you ♪ 1292 01:26:20,932 --> 01:26:23,996 ♪ When your back's against the wall ♪ 1293 01:26:24,002 --> 01:26:25,430 ♪ The thrill of the fight's... ♪ 1294 01:26:25,436 --> 01:26:27,700 You were nothing. I made you, Miles. 1295 01:26:27,706 --> 01:26:29,835 I made you a fucking star! 1296 01:26:29,841 --> 01:26:31,804 ♪ Never say die ♪ 1297 01:26:31,810 --> 01:26:34,139 ♪ You got the heart of a hero ♪ 1298 01:26:34,145 --> 01:26:36,775 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1299 01:26:36,781 --> 01:26:38,586 ♪ The will to survive ♪ 1300 01:26:39,583 --> 01:26:42,614 ♪ You're standin' strong in the eye of a storm ♪ 1301 01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:45,117 ♪ Something keeps pushing you on ♪ 1302 01:26:45,123 --> 01:26:48,231 ♪ To never surrender ♪ 1303 01:26:49,027 --> 01:26:50,897 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1304 01:26:56,935 --> 01:26:59,131 You think killing me is going to change anything? 1305 01:26:59,137 --> 01:27:00,498 There are others! 1306 01:27:00,504 --> 01:27:02,835 Skizm's a global franchise now! 1307 01:27:02,841 --> 01:27:04,636 We're going to be the Starbucks of murder! 1308 01:27:04,642 --> 01:27:07,006 The McDonald's of massacre! Yeah! 1309 01:27:07,012 --> 01:27:10,675 We'll be the Burger King of badness! 1310 01:27:10,681 --> 01:27:13,245 Nix says, "fuck you!" 1311 01:27:13,251 --> 01:27:15,781 Miles. No! No! Please! 1312 01:27:15,787 --> 01:27:17,491 Oh! 1313 01:27:19,224 --> 01:27:22,021 ♪ ...fight to the end And you'll take it all ♪ 1314 01:27:22,027 --> 01:27:24,332 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1315 01:27:25,030 --> 01:27:26,935 ♪ Never say die ♪ 1316 01:27:29,533 --> 01:27:31,973 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1317 01:27:37,742 --> 01:27:39,913 ♪ It's only a matter of time ♪ 1318 01:27:46,952 --> 01:27:49,782 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1319 01:27:49,788 --> 01:27:51,784 ♪ Never Surrender ♪ 1320 01:27:51,790 --> 01:27:54,597 ♪ Never say die ♪ 1321 01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:57,122 ♪ Don't stop ♪ 1322 01:27:57,128 --> 01:27:58,824 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1323 01:27:58,830 --> 01:28:01,827 ♪ Got the will to survive ♪ 1324 01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:03,661 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1325 01:28:03,667 --> 01:28:05,898 ♪ Don't stop never surrender ♪ 1326 01:28:05,904 --> 01:28:09,677 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1327 01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:13,182 It's called hemorrhagic shock. 1328 01:28:13,311 --> 01:28:16,674 It's just my body shutting down from... yeah, 1329 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:18,588 massive, massive blood loss. 1330 01:28:18,883 --> 01:28:20,490 Sorry for the fake out. 1331 01:28:21,219 --> 01:28:24,149 I mean, I did kill Riktor. That was real. 1332 01:28:24,155 --> 01:28:26,362 I just didn't get the girl. 1333 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:31,890 You see, in real life, watching your ex pistol whip 1334 01:28:31,896 --> 01:28:34,893 some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD. 1335 01:28:34,899 --> 01:28:37,340 Not a raging lady boner. 1336 01:28:45,642 --> 01:28:47,650 Thanks for tuning in everyone. 1337 01:28:47,712 --> 01:28:49,775 We've been Death Tolled and, um, 1338 01:28:49,781 --> 01:28:52,087 remember to like... like and comment. 1339 01:28:52,951 --> 01:28:55,646 Some people stopped watching Skizm that night. 1340 01:28:55,652 --> 01:28:58,592 But many, many more took their place. 1341 01:29:10,869 --> 01:29:11,864 Nova, 1342 01:29:11,870 --> 01:29:15,076 well she finally found her superhero. 1343 01:29:17,142 --> 01:29:21,082 He stands up and fights to make the world a better place. 1344 01:29:24,849 --> 01:29:26,378 Skizm didn't go away. 1345 01:29:26,384 --> 01:29:29,158 They spread, just like Riktor said. 1346 01:29:32,656 --> 01:29:35,264 And that means I still have a job to do. 1347 01:29:38,696 --> 01:29:41,270 And I know where they live. 1348 01:29:46,237 --> 01:29:49,168 It is a fucking jungle out there! 1349 01:29:49,174 --> 01:29:51,403 And as a great man once told me... 1350 01:29:51,409 --> 01:29:55,349 ♪ When the shit goes down Ya better be ready ♪ 1351 01:29:56,781 --> 01:29:59,912 ♪ When the shit goes down Ya better be ready ♪ 1352 01:29:59,918 --> 01:30:03,315 - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 1353 01:30:03,321 --> 01:30:05,261 ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 1354 01:30:06,391 --> 01:30:07,786 - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 1355 01:30:07,792 --> 01:30:11,601 - ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ - ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 1356 01:30:16,234 --> 01:30:19,932 ♪ When the shit goes down Ya better be ready ♪ 1357 01:30:19,938 --> 01:30:23,335 - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 1358 01:30:23,341 --> 01:30:25,348 ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 1359 01:30:26,111 --> 01:30:28,073 ♪ I told the boyz Get the sawed off glock ♪ 1360 01:30:28,079 --> 01:30:29,374 ♪ And the rest of the gats ♪ 1361 01:30:29,380 --> 01:30:32,111 ♪ As I strapped on the bullet-proof vest, boom! ♪ 1362 01:30:32,117 --> 01:30:34,713 ♪ I think I got one to the chest hot damn ♪ 1363 01:30:34,719 --> 01:30:37,258 ♪ I didn't want to kill a man ♪ 99367

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