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Drop your guns and surrender, Or we'll open fire,

Don't move!

If you move, I'll shoot!

I'll really shoot!

Please go ahead,

Women always complain about

how unfortunate their lives are,

But I think men's lives are worse,

Oh, sure,

Do we go to work for fun?

We work our asses off for our family,

Then, shouldn't we be able to rest at least on holidays?

Are we robots? Are we servants?

Okay, I understand,

I think the listener is very upset because of the bad traffic jam,

I'll play a song for you to cool down,

This should be good,

We're on our way home from the amusement park.

What fun You know our style.

I'm staying home from now on. Where are you?

Really? Must've been fun.

We should get together sometime. Okay, bye.

Can't you speed up?

I'm staying with the speed limit.

You can go over the limit when there's no camera around.

Rules are not for you to keep to show off to others.

Didn't I tell you?

Are you driving a snail? You moron!

You son of a bitch!

Father!

Why didn't you wake me up?

You never get up even if I do.

I'm off to work.

- Have a seat. - What?

I have something to tell.

- I'm late, y'know. - Sit down.

What is it? Can't this wait?

Go ahead. What is it?

- I want a divorce. - What?

- I want a divorce. - Why?

I can't live with you anymore.

Didn't I say I was busy?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

You never did anything wrong. That's the problem.

- So? - You're always by the book.

You're no fun.

I'm fed up with living with you.

I don't mind not being rich or not having sex, but...

...I can't live this bored anymore.

What about Jun-ho?

I feel bad for him but,

It's still better than for him to see

his mother jump off the building.

Let's talk about this later. I'm late.

- Finish this first. - We'll talk about it when I get back.

I'm really late.

What is this?

How could he park like this?

What the...

- Hello, - You own the car numbered 2089?

So?

Your gear is in park. Can you please move it?

It can't be, Hey, it's mine,

I noticed it was in park.

I am in hurry so...

I am out of town,

- What? Out of town? - Yes, out of town.

How can you be out of town with your car parked like this?

I had errands to run.

Don't be angry, but my car can't move...

- Call a tow truck if you don't like it, - Hello? Hello?

Hey!

What the...

Yes, father, it's Man-su.

- Are you at the office? - No, I am on my way.

Drive safely, Follow the signals

- Follow the signals no matter how busy you are, - Yes, yes.

- Are you doing well at work? - Yes, yes.

Respect your seniors,

- and be a good example to your juniors, - Good morning.

Yes, sure.

- Is everything okay at home? - Yes, sure. It's okay.

I'm calling you because I had a strange dream,

- Bye, - Yes, father. Good-bye.

You're late.

What happened? "Mr. Never Late" Man-su is late for work.

Director is looking for you.

I understand it's your request. Don't worry about it.

Sure, sure. Let's have dinner sometime.

I'll call you soon.

- Do you want a cup of tea? - No, I'm fine.

Is everything okay at home?

- Yes, sure. - Good.

It's been nice working with you.

What?

You know there has been a serious cut back on civil workers.

We've received an order from the city hall to cut 10%% of workforce.

So we have to lay off one or two from each department.

I'm sorry but it's you from this department.

Me?

Why me?

It has been decided after considering many circumstances.

Did I do something wrong?

I think I worked harder than anybody else.

I know.

Then why me?

We'll only hurt our feelings talking about it,

so let's just end it nice and easy.

Face the reality. You don't fit in here.

Are you free this evening?

Office dinner tonight. Everybody must come.

Let's fill our glasses,

and have a toast for Mr. Park Man-su.

- Yes! - Yes!

Thank you for your hard work and

- your ever so sharp law-abiding sprit. - Law-abiding sprit

Until the day your ever unrivaled will to follow rules and regulations...

...becomes the guiding light of this rotten society. Cheers!

Cheers!

- I'll start a wave. - Yes!

Sir, I think I'll...

Hey, who do you think this party is for?

Drink up.

It's sweet tonight.

Let's drink until we die, okay?

Let's go three rounds. Good.

Where is she?

Miss Kang!

Where have you been? I thought you ran home.

Miss Kang!

Sir.

What?

I think I need to go now. Something came up at home.

What are you talking about? Who do you think this is for?

Cut the rubbish and drink up!

As a senior in life and also at work,

I've always wanted to tell you this.

Park Man-su. Don't live your life like that.

You don't fit into the society where people live together.

You can't make it anywhere if you live like that.

You won't be able to even survive.

Drink up.

- What did I... - Sir!

Miss Kim says she'll sing a song.

Oh, Miss Kim.

Oh, Miss Kim. You must be feeling good today. Applause!

Miss Kim! Miss Kim!

You pathetic bastard. Do you know why you're fired?

Remember when the director ordered to change the street light manufacturer?

And you declined the order?

Did you know he received bribes for that job?

But you messed up everything

and that screwed him up.

He's paying you back.

Nobody is against you being fired.

Look, nobody is sad that you're leaving.

It's a big party for them.

I always told you to be more flexible,

- Thank you - Miss Kim! Miss Kim! Miss Kim!

What? Are you leaving?

- Yes. Please don't stop for me. - Hey, hey.

How small minded you are.

Okay, go.

But pay for us on the way out.

What?

Be cool at least for once.

Sure.

Ever heard of a successful conclusion?

At least we can remember your last kind gesture.

Don't you think?

Yes, why don't you pay, Man-su? You'll get a fat severance check.

Pay, pay, pay...

What the fuck!

Do I look like a joke to you?

Are you crazy? What are you doing?

Shut up, you son of a bitch.

Are you so happy I'm fired? Are you bursting with joy?

What did I do so wrong?

Did I ever harm you in any way?

Hey, Mr. Park! Look...

Look at what?

Shit. You don't think I have a temper?

Pig out, you motherfuckers.

Fuck, nothing is going right.

What did I do so wrong?

I tried to ignore it but

you treat me like shit.

I never did what I'm told not do.

Is that wrong?

I got a black belt too when I was in the army.

What? Never seen a drunken man before? This is what I am.

Damn!

You think I have nothing to do?

I have a lot to do,

bastards.

Red light, fuck the red light.

Shut up.

Do you want do die?

You can go around me!

You bastard! Stop!

What? Never seen a jay walking before? You do it everyday.

Screw rules.

Does it give you a prize for doing it?

I won't do it if it doesn't give me a prize. Am I nuts?

Assholes.

What is this? No urinating?

What if I do? I'm curious now.

In this country... those who don't follow the rules live well.

An excellent country.

Ah, it feels good.

Hey!

Are you pissing at the wall of police station, the symbol of public power?

Skipping?

Follow me!

No, no... Wait, wait...

I really didn't know what I was doing. Can you give me a break?

- Be quiet. - Shall we talk outside?

- Sit down. - Ah, sit over here.

Sir, something bad happened at home and

I had a drink, just a little.

I temporarily lost my temper.

- Your ID. - And made a mistake.

- Please give me a break. - Give me your ID, ID!

I think I left it at home.

- I really regret what I did. I'm sorry... - Your ID.

My ID... I...

Yes, here it is.

- Go sit over there. - Yes.

I'm really sorry for what I did. If you let me go,

it'll never happen again.

Inspector Ma, would you like a noodle?

Forget the noodle and clean up his urine outside.

Everything is Man-su's father's fault.

His father made him like that.

- What did his father do? - His father

retired as a high school ethics teacher,

He was very strict with Man-su since he was child,

So his father made him into a walking code of law,

How can you have him as a friend?

Friend? How can you say that?

He's not my friend,

Hey, why don't you let him go now?

No, he can't go.

- What's going on? - What's with

this notice board? It should be over there.

Hey!

What the hell are you still doing here? Did you not receive a report?

What now?

Did you not get a report that someone

didn't pay for his meal and caused a disturbance?

If you received a report, then you should

run to the scene and arrest him!

Why are you still here, leaving the public in fear?

Okay, okay, where is he?

It's over there but you don't need to go. I got tired of waiting and walked in myself.

Hurry up and get the hand cuffs! I am the guy! Please help me!

Are you deaf?

Jumping a bill and property damage! Shall I read you your rights?

Even with the interference of execution of duty,

according to clause 314, 5 years of imprisonment or fine of 15,000 dollars.

I am the judge.

Make sure you file the report correctly. This is not a surrender.

What the hell?

No, leave him alone, okay?

Take him out!

Don't joke around and please leave.

What do you mean joke around? Does it look like a joke to you?

Come on, please leave now.

Should I report you for dereliction of your duty or what?

Anyway, finish the report and pass it to the headqurter.

No, I must go to jail tonight! I moved out of my place!

Okay, okay, get out now.

Look into my eyes. Give me a serious look.

Come on out!

- Come on out! - I'll be back.

- Come on out! - Let go of me.

You're not even drunk.

Tonight is not a good night. So please go home.

Wait,

I don't have a home. I told you I moved out of my place.

What did you hear, god damn it.

What are you so scared about?

You should lose some weight.

Attention!!!

My plan is ruined now.

Impediment of business is added. All because of you.

You must send me to jail tonight.

If you don't, I'm not moving an inch from here!

What should we do?

Just ignore him.

I'll take care of him. Don't worry, okay?

I'm Yang chul-gon.

Okay.

Well, I hate the outside world.

I love the jail.

Why? They give you food, clothes, and let you sleep for free.

Lets you exercise and even teach you special skills.

I don't know

why people live in the outside world when the jail is so good.

I said, I'm Yang Chul-gon.

I don't know how many stars I got.

Why count my stars instead of the stars in the sky?

Of course, I don't stay there long.

After six months, it becomes tight, boring and loose.

So you do short cycles. Short, short.

How many stars do you have?

I don't have a star to look up to.

Wow, scary, scary. I like your sense of humor.

What are you here for?

Urinating on the street.

Urinating.

Not mugging on the street, but urinating on the street?

Did you flood the town with your urine or what?

- It's me, honey. - Where are you?

I'm taking care of something.

What I told you in the morning doesn't mean much to you?

No, it's not that. I'll be home soon, okay?

You don't need to. I'm on my way out.

Where are you going?

I'm taking Jun-ho to my mom's. I don't need to stay here anymore.

What are you talking about?

No, no, stay home. I'll be home soon.

I'm leaving as soon as I'm done packing.

Hello, hello?

Sir, someone I know just passed away...

Why don't you understand me? I told you I'm working late tonight.

- You think I enjoy this? - Can we hurry this up?

- Okay, take your seat. - Okay, go if you want to!

Why is she doing this? I told you I didn't want to speak to her.

God, you're hopeless.

If you want to go home, just go.

You don't have to hesitate, okay?

You're here for urinating on the street.

Is that a crime? That's not a crime.

You'll just get a ticket for misdemeanor. That's all.

Even if you do disappear from here,

do you think cops will chase after you? I don't think so.

God, you're so naive. You don't know Korean police at all.

But if you have a lot of time, I guess you can stay here.

I can really go home?

I've never been this serious.

I'll divert their attention, so you can go. You seem busy.

Okay, I'm being a good Samaritan today.

Hey, what is this? Why do you make me just sit here?

My crime is not bad enough or what?

What is it now?

If my crime is not bad enough, you can help me.

I'll help you so just wait.

What the fuck! Do you see me going crazy?

I'm going mad!!!

Mad, mad!

Lieutenant Park! Here I come!

The night stick!

You asshole!

Get him!

You can't go... like that.

Stop!

Stay there, bastard!

You son of a bitch!

You!

You, you! Stop!

You, you! Stop!

Son of a bitch, stop right there!

Shit! What is it?

Let's go to Mok-dong.

Stop!

Get out!

Get out, asshole!

I bet 3,000 bucks he can't catch him.

Be quiet and just clean up.

Sit down!

Are you crazy? What are you going to do about my nose?

- What happened to you? - A bike croshed into me.

Oh, you work hard now.

Why don't you arrest me like this. Put cuffs on my wrists!

Don't you have better things to do?

All you have to do is write him a ticket.

Why the hell are you making such a fuss?

Forget the ticket,

I'm arresting him.

Do I not know the law?

How can you arrest him? How can you arrest him for urinating?

How can you arrest him for urinating?

This is good enough!

What are you looking at? Get me the first aid!

Huh, the circumstances have turned bad. Real bad.

Don't look at me like that.

I tried to help you for your sake.

I didn't mean no harm.

I'm sorry. Really sorry.

What's going on? This is not the only station around, y'know.

I even brought a protection for the cuffs.

I'll see you later.

- Stay there, you bastard! - What?

You made trouble here too!

Don't worry too much.

Arrest is not that easy.

- Let me explain. The arrest is... - Shut the fuck up!

I promise you that I'll arrest you.

- You, punk. - Yes.

Tell him what prison is like.

- It's not that bad. - Tell him about when you first get there.

Oh, the first visit.

It's so fucked up.

I wanted to bite my tongue and die.

Worthless motherfuckers begin to

beat you up only because you're new,

They beat you up all the time,

Do I eat well?

You sit next to a smelly toilet and

just stuff it down to survive,

Do I sleep well? It's bad enough you're squeezed between them,

But when you get a pervert, you'll be up all night,

I could bare the physical things

like that, But I couldn't bare the fact that

I got branded as an ex-convict,

- Jun-ho. - I don't like you.

People say you're bad. Go away!

Anyway, your life is over when you

become an ex-convict in this country.

You get a brand on your forehead that says "non-human"

That's what I thought first, but...

Enough! Shut up!

Heard that? You're finished.

Anyone like you who think of the police

as some kind of a low-class servant for you...

...must suffer in prison.

Then you'll learn how great and powerful the police really are.

Hey, what are you doing? Let's speed up.

We shouldn't waste one more second to separate these from the society.

Can you please stop for a second? I really need to pee.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What...

- Don't move! - My head...

- Don't move! - My head...

What are you doing?

- Get up. Come out. - Are you mad?

- Come out. Hurry up. - Wait.

Are you mad? Is that a gun?

Wait, wait.

- Hurry up. - Where are you going?

Hurry up.

Honey, honey!

Wait, wait. Hold on.

Let's sit down first.

Kyung-soon!

- Kyung-soon! - Hey, listen to me.

- Where is she? Jun-ho! - Hear me out!

Calm down! You're out of your mind.

Calm down. You must calm down. Your life can be over like this.

Look at this. Straighten up! This can't be good.

No!

No, no... You can't go.

- Get a hold of yourself! - Honey, no...

- Give me something to open it with. - Shut up!

Your call has been forwarded to automatic...

Hold on a second, Jun-ho.

Dad, don't answer it. Don't answer it.

It can't be...

Jun-ho...

Jun-ho...

You son of a bitch! It's all your fault!

- It's all your fault! You son of a bitch! - What? Why?

If you didn't tell me run at the station, I wouldn't have come this far.

You're blaming me for that?

- I'm going to kill you. - What? Kill?

- I will kill you! - No!

I will kill you!

- I'm sorry. I'm really sorry! - Die!

I'm so sorry!

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck!

I knew you'd cause trouble here

after you got kicked out of homicide.

How badly did you torture the suspect...

...for him to damage the car and run off with your pistol?

- It wasn't like that! - What do you mean it wasn't like that!

They were extraordinary from the beginning!

Extraordinary? What extraordinary?

Captain, don't we have to report to the headquarters?

I don't understand it.

I understand you got mad but...

We're in deep shit now.

So the cop made a fuss about it,

but an arrest is not that easy, y'know?

You were a first time offender and it wasn't even a serious crime.

You'd be out on probation with some fine, that'd be all.

Why didn't you say it then?

You never gave me time.

My god, you don't know anything.

Anyway, the way I look at it,

you're are in deep shit now.

It's okay. The prison is not so bad. It's quite good these days.

Maybe good for you. But not for me.

Why should I go there? I can't go!

- You want to be on the run for the rest of your life? - Why should I be?

Did I kill someone or what?

People with worse crimes don't go there. Why should I?

No, no way. This is not making any sense!

- Hello? - Hey!

Hey, what is wrong with you?

I don't care if you make a scene,

- But at least you should pay the bill, - Okay, it worked.

You don't have any manners, I'm so ashamed of you,

I'm so ashamed of you.

Hey, where are you going?

Wait, wait. We can't go. There must be cops everywhere.

Wait, I'm very serious now. You'd better turn yourself in.

Surrender and arrest, they're very different.

Why don't you turn yourself in?

Why should I? My only crime is being dragged into this mess.

So leave me alone and just go your way.

Wow, that hurts. I will, okay?

Make another scene or pile up your crimes, do whatever you want.

Man, you're stubborn. I'm off!

You motherfucker! You're dead now.

So you're loaded with money?

You have no public morals, asshole!

He should go to jail.

We're in deeper shit now.

Damn, I knew it!

Captain, come see this!

- What is it? - Come and see this.

What is it? What?

That prick went to college in 1986

- So? - Think carefully.

In Korean history, when was the

college demonstration at its worst?

Come on, in the year 1987, after 6.29 announcement.

He was a sophomore in '87.

Which means, he was shouting

about overthrowing the government in the middle of the rally.

But he has no records of being arrested related to the rally.

That's how careful he is.

You're making shit up.

The way he talked

and acted, I knew he was an activist.

You know Gestapo, don't you?

I know these assholes instinctively.

This prick, Park Man-su is a threat trying to overthrow the government.

Hey, Man-su, what are you doing here?

It's midterm in less than a week.

You bastrad! Everybody is fighting

How can you study?

My father always told me when I was in high school,

Not to join any rallies in college.

You fucking coward!

You have no love for your country.

Let's see how well you live!

Come this way! It's blocked over there!

Over here!

Hey, hey, you shouldn't go like this.

You shouldn't do anything to blow up your crime.

Why the hell did I tell you to run...

Wait, hang up now.

Hey, Park Man-su!

You prick, I didn't think you'd come, but you did!

Why, you felt bad? Are you gonna pay for us?

What the fuck!

What the fuck! Are you crazy?

No, no. Don't do it. This is bad.

Let's see. The balls seem okay.

Good. Teeth and nose seem fine too.

All good. All good.

It's okay. Just a simple assault. I think he'll be hospitalized about for 2 weeks.

It's not an assault crime, if it's less than 3 weeks.

- It's a different story if you used a weapon. - You motherfuckers!

Anyway, you'd be dismissed after a mutual agreement.

I've always wanted to punch you.

I should have done it earlier, if I knew consequences are like these.

- Do you want to end your life, huh? - It is already finished.

Oh, Man-su. Turn the music off.

Hey, Man-su.

I thought you were going to jump into a river.

But you didn't!

You don't have guts to anyway.

Come on, have a drink.

Let's have a drink.

Let me go.

I'm going to kill this son of a bitch.

1 week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, No! It's a special assault!

Police?

There is a drunk prick here beating up everyone.

He's going to kill people, okay? Come over quick.

Come over quick.

What? Don't fit into the society where people live together?

So you take all the bribes spoil your wife and children,

fire the person who tries to stop you from taking bribe.

And never care about what happens to him.

Is that how you fit into the society?

Huh, is that it?

Fuckers like you live well,

and why should I live like this?

What did I do so wrong?

Generation 386? Fuck that!

Hey, enough now. Cops must be on the way. Let's go.

You son of a bitch!

Move!

What are you looking at! Go back to your room and drink up!

There, there. That's him!

Why do you beat people up? Come over here now.

- Stop! - Freeze!

You crazy fuck!

- Don't move! - You don't move!

Stop talking shit and drop your gun!

I drew it first, so you give up!

You crazy fuck! I said drop it!

Oh, we're screwed.

What the hell are you trying to do?

Wielding guns in Korea. What is this, a western?

Are you trying to see who gets a hole in the head first, huh?

Let me tell you something.

Your first bullet is a blank.

But ours is a real one. Did you know that?

Oh, shit! It's real. It's real now!

- Throw it away! - It's a real bullet!

Throw away your gun. I'll count to three.

- One. - One.

- Two. - Drop it, motherfuckers!

God, we're fucked!

Hurry up!

Please catch the crazy fuck.

Look at me.

Can an ordinary person do this?

- Even North Korean spies weren't this bad. - Forget the spies.

Even the special forces

weren't this bad when I got caught during the rally.

Hey, Dong-chul, what is wrong with you?

- Do you know what kind of state he is in now? - Who?

The college kid you beat up

because he spat during interrogation!

He is still in comma.

I'm busy taking care of that case,

you know that?

But this is not my fault! It's all his fault!

Shut up!

You should be ashamed that he took your pistol.

Sir, you're saying that because you don't know who I am.

Do I look like an idiot? People don't just take my pistol.

Look what he did to me! A normal person can't do this!

Doesn't he work at the city hall?

If a civil worker is not ordinary, is he some kind of a ranger?

Does an office train rangers these days?

That's right! He was a ranger.

What did you say? Say it again!

- Park Man-su, he's an ex-ranger. - Heard that? I knew it!

- Dumb ass. Is it still raining hard? - Yes, it is.

Shit, there is not going to be a war. Why the fuck do we have to do this?

Okay, it's done. Take out the liquor.

- Hey, dumb ass. - Yes, sir.

- Where's the liquor? - I didn't bring it.

What? Why not?

Captain said we shouldn't drink during the training.

- So I didn't bring it. - Oh god, that dumb ass!

Why the fuck did he join the rangers?

Why did you join the rangers?

My father told me

a man should go to a real army.

That's why...

Your father was too irresponsible.

Why are you being such a nuisance?

You son of a bitch!

What's wrong with him? Fuck!

Hey, wake up! Park Man-su!

He always gets fucked up during the training.

- Damn, gross! - He's foaming up!