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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:28,905 People of Castellabate, come out of your houses. 2 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,616 Come join our protest. 3 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,910 No to unification ! 4 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,995 We don't want to go part-time. 5 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,706 No to part-time work ! 6 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:42,669 - Mattia, come and protest. - Hurry. 7 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,380 Hey, it's not that I don't want to take part, 8 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:49,509 in fact I'm behind you because you're doing a good thing. 9 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,929 But I need to be part-time, so I'll have more time for myself. 10 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:55,390 No point in having time but no money ! 11 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,642 Or money and no time ! 12 00:00:58,268 --> 00:01:01,813 And to be honest, l have certain responsibilities. 13 00:01:02,564 --> 00:01:04,649 Edinson, kick it to daddy ! 14 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,696 You hit the post ! 15 00:02:17,347 --> 00:02:20,683 -Fine dust particles don't worry you ? -No. 16 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:24,229 -And the medium ones ? - Try and enjoy the day. 17 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:27,148 lt was better in Usmate. 18 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:51,756 You insisted we move to Milan, you knew about the smog ! 19 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:55,718 Let's get a house in the mountains like eveyone else. 20 00:02:55,927 --> 00:02:59,472 Never, because we're original, unconventional, we're... 21 00:02:59,681 --> 00:03:01,140 Misers ! 22 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:05,520 And you're always busy with your post office job... 23 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:08,231 After that fraud incident I'm under scrutiny, 24 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:10,275 l have to give it my all ! 25 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,990 Darling, the mountains are good for us. 26 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,326 Remember our first kiss at the Alpine soldier party ? 27 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:24,706 -You don't ? - l'd drank a litre of grappa. 28 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,251 This time don't drink so you'll remember all my kisses. 29 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:31,796 So we're agreed about the house, okay ? 30 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:34,048 Chicco ? 31 00:03:39,304 --> 00:03:44,309 WELCOME TO THE NORTH 32 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:53,026 I've often asked myself... 33 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:58,698 why did St. Paul write all those letters to the Corinthians ? 34 00:03:58,907 --> 00:04:01,576 But more importantly... 35 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,912 why didn't the Corinthians ever reply ? 36 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:10,752 I'll tell you why: the Italian postal service didn't exist ! 37 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,380 Excuse me. 38 00:04:15,590 --> 00:04:17,675 Excuse me. Mario ! 39 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:21,012 The PO's upper crust is here, maybe they've forgiven me. 40 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,014 lt's taken. 41 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:25,558 lt's reserved. 42 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,645 lt's pre-booked. 43 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:32,065 Even important families have black sheep. 44 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,777 And the blackest of all is him. 45 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:37,737 Alberto Colombo. 46 00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:47,038 Here he is, playing the part of a handicapped person. 47 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,958 Look at his limp hand. 48 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:53,127 Now we have the real performance: 49 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,673 the spasms of the face and of the intestines, 50 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:59,592 somewhat oriental, like a dance... 51 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,389 And watch this: here's his best move. 52 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,725 He shakes his hand, the chairfalls, 53 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,228 a perfect jerk expression. 54 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:12,939 A first-rate comedian. 55 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:20,530 But now let's move on to the best among you. 56 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,827 What branch was most productive ? 57 00:05:26,578 --> 00:05:28,788 Who is the man of the year ? 58 00:05:28,997 --> 00:05:32,375 lt's him again, Alberto Colombo ! 59 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,420 Thanks, thanks. 60 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,672 A role model for all. 61 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:41,634 Alberto Colombo is the proof that each of you 62 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:44,596 can change and improve. 63 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:49,184 Therefore, I'm entrusting him with the project I care most about. 64 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,769 lt's a Japanese pilot project: 65 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:58,526 to create a perfect post office as a model for the county. 66 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:02,030 Colombo ! Colombo ! 67 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,493 Thanks, thanks... 68 00:06:09,913 --> 00:06:12,540 -What happened ? - I was excited... 69 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,835 I mean, I spilt some water. 70 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:22,800 Please, take me on. Working with Palmisani is my dream. 71 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:27,764 -Only if you say you're a bastard. - I'm a bastard, never doubted it ! 72 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,850 A terrible bastard ! 73 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,145 You're irresponsible. 74 00:06:34,354 --> 00:06:37,607 Tell me why you agree with being part-time. 75 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:40,735 I agree with it because... I did it for you. 76 00:06:40,944 --> 00:06:45,073 So when you go back to work and become an executive 77 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,450 l can look after the kid. 78 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:51,120 Right, you'll leave him with your mom and go to the beach. 79 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,333 We need two wages to buy a house. 80 00:06:55,542 --> 00:07:01,589 Why ? This place is fine: it's bright, spacious and cheap. 81 00:07:01,798 --> 00:07:04,592 Plus we have privacy, seclusion... 82 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,263 Lunch is ready ! 83 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,647 - Eat up for mommy ! - Here we are ! 84 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:23,069 -You gotthe smallest one ! -The big ones were gone. 85 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:31,202 We need to call the plumber, the toilet's not flushing. 86 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,913 - I'll call him tomorrow. - She'll call him tomorrow. 87 00:07:34,122 --> 00:07:36,624 l said it to you, not your mother. 88 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:40,336 - What matters is that it's fixed. - The toilet's important. 89 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,214 lt's essential for a house. 90 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:50,013 - I'm sick of living here. - Because of the toilet? 91 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:54,392 l want to buy our own house. Eveyone has one, why not us ? 92 00:07:54,601 --> 00:07:57,270 Maybe I should go call the plumber. 93 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,480 Edinson, come with grandma. 94 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:08,531 l can't take on that debt that property deal... 95 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:12,327 lt's called a mortgage. Why don't you use the proper name ? 96 00:08:14,287 --> 00:08:18,541 I just can't, I can't breathe when I have to say that word... 97 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,176 l can't say it ! 98 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,845 lt'll take 30 years, that's a life sentence ! 99 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:36,059 l can't be with a man who can't say ''mortgage'', got it ? 100 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,728 -Where are you going ? - I'm leaving. 101 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:41,481 No, don't. Think of Edinson... 102 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:46,319 I don't want to be with a kid, and you're a kid ! Get lost ! 103 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,282 lf you leave me I'll jump out the window ! 104 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:54,911 Go ahead. 105 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:03,086 Maria, I love you ! I swear I love you ! 106 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:05,255 I'll shout it to the world ! 107 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:08,216 - Come out. - Making a scene is useless. 108 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,884 You're a clown. 109 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:12,804 I'm being serious. I'll stay here until Christmas. 110 00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:15,139 Fine ! 111 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,642 Help me ! 112 00:09:19,978 --> 00:09:21,646 Help me ! 113 00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:27,110 Put me down, you've made a mistake, 114 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:31,322 my heart's been trashed now I'm in the trash ! 115 00:09:32,574 --> 00:09:34,826 Scapece, come get me at the dump. 116 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:37,287 Put me down, understood ? 117 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,541 Without my wife and son, what's the point of living ? 118 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,669 - I'll kill myself. - Don't joke. 119 00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:48,423 These thoughts you have, you shouldn't have them. 120 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,759 You're right, don't think thoughts. 121 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,262 What are you babbling on about ? 122 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:58,433 - I'll slit my wrists. - No, the blood goes everywhere. 123 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,727 You'll make a mess at home... 124 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:05,356 Knowing your mom, she'll clean up then kill you a second time. 125 00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:08,359 I'll throw myself into the sea, I've just eaten. 126 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,904 - Into the sea ? - Have 3 hours gone by ? 127 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:18,203 lf 3 hours have gone by, you can go in the water and not die. 128 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,998 I didn't think dying was so hard. 129 00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:51,027 - I've thought of something ! -Suicide options again ? 130 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,280 Worse ! The death of my heart... 131 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,742 l applied for a transfer to Pordenone. 132 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,371 Tell Maria how much she hurt me. 133 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:08,044 Pordenone ? 134 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,713 What a terrible death. 135 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,849 - Hello ? - Maria's left Mattia. 136 00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:22,934 - But even worse... - Who is this ? 137 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:27,272 - Costabile Senior. -And Junior. 138 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:28,940 What a pleasure ! 139 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:33,111 -Mattia wants to go to Pordenone. - Hear that ? 140 00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:35,655 He'll die in the north for sure ! 141 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,741 There's fog, the food's awful... 142 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,245 -The people are cold. -And heartless. 143 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,080 Thanks, you're so kind. 144 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,249 Don't mention it, Alberto. 145 00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:49,586 You're a friend, transfer him to Milan. 146 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,337 At least there he'd have you. 147 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,965 Calm down, it's not my office. 148 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,467 I'd help if I could, but how can I ? 149 00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,013 A new guy's just arrived, I can't get rid of him. 150 00:12:00,014 --> 00:12:01,056 Plus he's an "untouchable", you know what I mean ? 151 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:07,645 -You see ? They're heartlss. - You're right. 152 00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:10,857 Thanks, speak soon. Hang up. 153 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:13,109 Bye, take care. 154 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,738 Hi, Magonza. 155 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,672 Magonza, I'm the manager. l'd like to welcome you. 156 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,758 You're vey kind. 157 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:41,679 - Here. Shall I help you ? - Thanks. 158 00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:47,894 - Be careful ! - It's my fault. 159 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:53,191 - May I ask... how long ? - Since birth. 160 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,913 Are you feeling okay? 161 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,874 I've got a sore throat. 162 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:12,710 - Is the air con too cold ? - No. 163 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,469 l feel cold now. 164 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,388 Now I feel hot. 165 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,061 - I hope you'll be happy here. -Thanks. 166 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,787 -That money's mine. - Finders keepers... 167 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,381 - Sorry. - No problem. 168 00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:08,057 l knew it ! 169 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,020 Ciro ! 170 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:14,772 Nice. 171 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,276 False alarm, there'll be no unification. 172 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,613 -And no part-time. - Great ! 173 00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:25,116 Mattia, a surprise for you. 174 00:14:29,746 --> 00:14:32,165 Transferred to Milan ? 175 00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:37,045 - Happy ? We saved you. -Milan's much better than Pordenone. 176 00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:42,842 -You did this ? -We're your friends, we help you. 177 00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:45,345 Help ? You've killed me ! 178 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:49,432 Who wants to go to Pordenone ? I didn't want to go. 179 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,937 - That's why we contacted Milan. - I don't want to go to Milan ! 180 00:14:54,145 --> 00:14:56,940 I said I wanted to die so you actually kill me ? 181 00:14:57,481 --> 00:15:01,653 lt was just to scare Maria. Don't you understand the mechanism ? 182 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:06,699 l tell you, you tell Maria. It's called being a grass ! 183 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:12,997 So it was all a farce ? What have we done ! 184 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,416 You can always turn it down. 185 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,418 How ? It's an immediate transfer. 186 00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:20,004 l can't say no. 187 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:25,844 - He could resign. - No, he'd lose Maria like that ! 188 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,305 What was that about grassing ? 189 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,476 - I tell you, and you... - I tell myself. 190 00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:36,896 Do you know that in our working life 191 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:41,067 we waste over 2 years greeting each other ? 192 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,445 8.5 months having coffee. 193 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,615 Do you know that since you started working, 194 00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:50,618 you have spent 1.5 years in the toilet? 195 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,997 Do you think that's healthy? No. 196 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:58,668 A perfect office is an office that abolishes time-wasting. 197 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:02,338 Colombo, you will be our Marchionne ! 198 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,801 - Hope I don't disappoint you. -You won't. Your values... 199 00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:11,014 are the values of our project: efficiency, readiness, punctuality, 200 00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:14,893 energy, smiles, in one word... 201 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,770 E.R.P.E.S. 202 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,482 l know, the Italian translation doesn't really work. 203 00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,526 ln Japanese, it's ''Banzai''. 204 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,946 - Nonsense, Erpes is great. -Yes, great. 205 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,449 You have a year to pull it off. 206 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,368 You're the right man to spread Erpes. 207 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:35,455 Every Saturday you'll meet various Italian offices. 208 00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:37,582 - He can't. -Why ? 209 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,710 He promised to go to the mountains with his wife. 210 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,463 - How do you know? - Silvia told me. I'm single. 211 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,257 So what ? I'm separated. 212 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,218 I'm sorry. 213 00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:52,180 My wife talks and talks, but in the end I decide. 214 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,848 Yeah, right. 215 00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:56,476 When will I get a chance like this again ? 216 00:16:56,768 --> 00:16:58,811 - Never ! - Right, exactly. 217 00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:08,446 Fried mozzarella, rice croquettes, and dough balls. 218 00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:10,949 -The stuffed peppers ? - Right there. 219 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:15,119 l put home-made pasta here. And your main dishes are here. 220 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,248 -And here ? - Starters. I kept them separate. 221 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:21,376 - Great, that's tidier. - Where do these go ? 222 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,379 -All those woollen jumpers ? - It's cold in Milan. 223 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,632 - In August ? - It might not be summer there. 224 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,176 -Are the seasons different ? -The Po Valley... 225 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:33,471 They're rich, they work hard and rush around. 226 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,558 And if you fall, they'll tread right over you. 227 00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:39,477 -Why would I fall ? - Because they rush around ! 228 00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:43,898 And if you get ill, they'll let you die. 229 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:49,279 -Why would I get ill ? - Like she said, because it's cold ! 230 00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:51,197 Sorry, I was distracted. 231 00:17:51,406 --> 00:17:57,120 And anyway, going to the north isn't that bad. 232 00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,789 My brother left 15 years ago and never came back. 233 00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:02,834 - Did he settle there ? - He died. 234 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:09,591 But remember... 235 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:13,303 Alberto came here to the south with lots of prejudices too, 236 00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:16,014 and they were all nonsense. 237 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:22,228 Those about the south are nonsense, those about the north are true. 238 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,607 -Come off it, mom ! -You come off it ! 239 00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:31,905 Go easy, mom. 240 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,698 lt won't close ! 241 00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:37,911 Daddy'll teach you how to hit the ball with your head. 242 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,788 Yes, because daddy has a hard head. 243 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,627 l want to stay with you and our kid. 244 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:49,589 -Give me some hope. -You need to grow up. 245 00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:53,009 Grow up ! 246 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,845 I've prepared a list of Milanese words. 247 00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:58,348 Good morning is ''smagattelot''. 248 00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:00,642 Enjoy your meal is ''Nassabinicutanne''. 249 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,727 Milk soup is... 250 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:06,272 l can't ask for that in Milan ! Come on ! 251 00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:09,400 l prepared this surprise for you, look ! 252 00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:14,405 Anti-fog jacket, this'll be handy in Milan because it's foggy 253 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,699 and you risk getting run over. 254 00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:19,410 - Have a good journey ! - Bye, thanks. 255 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,330 Mattia, look what I've brought you ! 256 00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:26,918 - Inter FC and Milan FC. - So you'll blend in there. 257 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,212 Like a chameleon. 258 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,591 - I'll miss you. -Mattia ! 259 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:38,012 Don't go, don't go up north ! 260 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,390 Mom, take iteasy. 261 00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:43,351 Don't wory, Alberto is a true friend. 262 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,478 Let's hope so. 263 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,652 Mattia, don't go ! 264 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,029 Don't go ! 265 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,098 Where are you heading ? 266 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:24,684 - Milan. - Sweet Jesus ! 267 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,277 - Hello ? -Have you arrived? 268 00:20:34,485 --> 00:20:37,363 - I'm still in Salerno. - Put your wool jumper on ! 269 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:41,868 - Let me getto Caserta ! - Put it on, it's cold in Milan. 270 00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,661 But it's boiling now. 271 00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:53,254 - Hello ? -You didn't call to say you arrived ! 272 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:56,382 - I haven't yet. -Okay. 273 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,552 I put my wool jumper on, I did ! 274 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,430 Hello ? He didn't even answer ! 275 00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:43,221 l sent Chicco to sleep at his grandma's ! 276 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,641 Alpine soldier, we're all alone ! 277 00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:49,978 Won't you ask me what we're celebrating ? 278 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,730 l know perfectly well... 279 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:56,860 We are celebrating our... No, I know ! Your... 280 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,695 Whose is it ? 281 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,030 What are we celebrating ? 282 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:10,164 -What is it? - The house in the mountains ! 283 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:15,211 l found it ! There's even a leopard-skin fireplace. 284 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,592 l signed a year contract before we lost the chance. 285 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,677 Payment upfront ? Great news ! 286 00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:26,931 We'll leave Saturday at 14:20 and arrive at 16:15, 287 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:29,601 and we'll have polenta and sausage for dinner. 288 00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:33,771 -Sounds good, but I can't. -Sausage gives you indigestion. 289 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:36,441 lt's not that, it's... 290 00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:40,028 Remember that pilot project l told you about ? 291 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:43,781 I'll need to work weekends for awhile. 292 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:46,910 - For how long ? - Oneyear... 293 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:48,369 Oneyear ? 294 00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:50,663 - They're not sure. - What accent is that ? 295 00:22:50,872 --> 00:22:55,043 l have a Tuscan colleague, the accent is catching. 296 00:22:55,251 --> 00:22:57,253 That's mozzarella... 297 00:22:57,962 --> 00:23:01,925 lt'll probably be a month, or two or three... 298 00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:07,263 -Two, three... how many ? - I don't know, a couple ! 299 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,266 But now's the Alpine soldier party season ! 300 00:23:10,475 --> 00:23:13,645 I don't want to miss the pork stew all-nighter ! 301 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,690 - Looking for someone ? -Alberto Colombo. 302 00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:21,110 Silvia, I do care about you, Chicco, and pork stew ! 303 00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:24,864 Well, if you care, when was I born ? 304 00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:27,575 - December 6th. -Yes, what year ? 305 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,827 No, don't say it ! 306 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:32,789 And Chicco, when does he study English ? 307 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:36,709 When does he play football, chess or study music ? 308 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,629 - He plays chess ? Since when ? -You see ! 309 00:23:39,838 --> 00:23:42,632 l knew... he does something every day, so... 310 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,843 Yes, when ? 311 00:23:45,051 --> 00:23:46,928 Any clues ? Thursday ! 312 00:23:47,136 --> 00:23:49,931 -What does he do on Thursday ? - Football. 313 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,809 You lucked out. You only think of your career ! 314 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,061 You backed the pilot project. 315 00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:57,981 With a room full of jerks shouting ''Colombo'' ! 316 00:23:58,189 --> 00:24:01,985 Like you'd discovered America. I've had enough ! 317 00:24:03,111 --> 00:24:05,738 - Who is it now? - Crikey, he's already here. 318 00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:09,284 l told you Mattia was being transferred to Milan... 319 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,661 - When ? - Now, he's here. 320 00:24:12,495 --> 00:24:14,706 I've had a busy day...Silvia ! 321 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:18,251 l got the mozzarella for him. 322 00:24:22,338 --> 00:24:24,215 How nice to see you ! 323 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:28,261 There's a hotel nearby: ''La bella Milano''. 324 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:32,891 They have cable TV, mini-bars. Great to see you, what a surprise ! 325 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,984 All I need is fog... 326 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:47,363 Holy Madonna ! 327 00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:08,510 Mattia, come in, that idiot was only joking ! 328 00:25:12,889 --> 00:25:14,766 May I ? 329 00:25:16,059 --> 00:25:17,519 May I come in ? 330 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:21,898 -May I ? -Come on in. It's nearly ready. 331 00:25:26,569 --> 00:25:28,238 Where shall I sit? 332 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,740 He's here now, don't mope all night. 333 00:25:30,949 --> 00:25:32,408 l'd never do that. 334 00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:35,662 I'll goto the hotel, don'twory. They've got cable TV. 335 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:39,374 Nonsense, it's a pleasure ! Come on, I was laying the table. 336 00:25:39,582 --> 00:25:41,918 This is your plate. 337 00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:43,920 You need a chair, right ? 338 00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,299 Give me a kiss ! 339 00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:53,763 -A little thought. - Roses ? 340 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:58,184 They still exist ? l haven't seen any for ages ! 341 00:25:59,352 --> 00:26:03,231 She means you can't get flowers in Milan, we're not... 342 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:07,318 - So, how are things ? -Awful, I broke up with Maria. 343 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:09,404 Great, excuse me a moment. 344 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:16,911 l gave you flowers the other day, remember ? 345 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,205 Flowers ? Oh right... 346 00:26:19,414 --> 00:26:22,125 that was the red rose you bought me 347 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,211 just because the vendor was almost 7 feet tall... 348 00:26:26,879 --> 00:26:30,008 You want to argue, can we do it tomorrow though ? 349 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:34,262 You're right, tell me what time, I'll put it in my diary. 350 00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:44,480 - Mattia, do you like sushi ? -Yes, I like Milanese cuisine. 351 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,734 Silvia is the queen of sushi. 352 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,111 We have it evey week. 353 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:52,572 lt's great, do you like it ? 354 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,449 Delicious. 355 00:26:54,657 --> 00:26:58,745 The fish needed more cooking, but the rice is perfect. 356 00:26:58,746 --> 00:26:59,788 It's nice without condiments, I like eating light 357 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:08,004 That southern sense of humour ! You're in good form. 358 00:27:08,213 --> 00:27:11,549 - Everything okay with Maria ? - No, I feel like I'm dying... 359 00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:14,802 Alberto is vey interested in other people's feelings. 360 00:27:15,011 --> 00:27:18,223 - In fact I was telling him... - Let him finish talking ! 361 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:21,976 - Go on, get it off your chest. - Thanks. 362 00:27:22,185 --> 00:27:24,646 - I have a problem with Maria. -Just one ? 363 00:27:24,854 --> 00:27:26,397 What a lucky couple. 364 00:27:26,981 --> 00:27:29,901 - Dashi ? -Shall we dash ? Where to ? 365 00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:32,070 No, you sit down. 366 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,697 Shall we dash ? 367 00:27:35,323 --> 00:27:37,158 No, let her go. 368 00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:40,328 You were saying... eveything okay with Maria ? 369 00:27:40,537 --> 00:27:44,415 - I'm sad, how can it be okay ? - Perfect, hold on... 370 00:28:10,775 --> 00:28:12,318 Hey ? 371 00:28:35,466 --> 00:28:37,635 I'm back. You packed it away ! 372 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,888 lt wasn't me. 373 00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:43,600 lt's so fresh. Like it's been caught today. 374 00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:48,188 You'll see, you'll enjoy your weekends in Milan too. 375 00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:57,071 So sleepy, I suffer from narcolepsy, I'm going to bed. 376 00:28:57,279 --> 00:29:00,617 You'll sleep with Chicco in the room at the end of the hall. 377 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:05,038 Mattia, it's great having you here. 378 00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:08,541 l like talking, sharing stories. 379 00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:12,086 - In fact... - Good night ! 380 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,924 -At the end of the hall... - Chicco. 381 00:29:27,602 --> 00:29:29,437 SORRY, I HAVE A MEETING 382 00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:31,606 SORRY, I WENT TO PILATES 383 00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:42,450 ''Sory, but I'm not brave enough.'' 384 00:29:53,169 --> 00:29:55,588 Thieves stole my car ! 385 00:29:56,047 --> 00:29:59,008 - Thieves ! - Is it daytime or night? 386 00:29:59,217 --> 00:30:04,013 lt's the street cleaners, 180 euros and they'll give it back. 387 00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:08,017 180 euros ? May as well buy a newcar ! 388 00:30:08,225 --> 00:30:10,895 My dear workers, 389 00:30:11,104 --> 00:30:16,818 today is a great day for us and for the Italian postal service. 390 00:30:17,986 --> 00:30:21,072 Our pilot project starts today. 391 00:30:21,281 --> 00:30:23,783 I'm expecting a lot from you. 392 00:30:24,242 --> 00:30:28,621 Are we ready to make Italy a better country ? 393 00:30:29,246 --> 00:30:31,332 Do the honours, Colombo. 394 00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:47,932 Pre-paid debit card: 1 minute, 23 seconds. 395 00:30:48,141 --> 00:30:49,184 Great. 396 00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:51,561 Account opening: 1 minute, 25 seconds. 397 00:30:51,769 --> 00:30:53,313 Come on, Dodi ! 398 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,815 Postal order: 1 minute, 27 seconds. 399 00:30:58,818 --> 00:31:03,364 Special delivey: 1.50. Registered post: 1.27. 400 00:31:03,531 --> 00:31:05,116 Keep it going ! 401 00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:11,164 Who's he ? 402 00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:14,083 New employee on his first day, Mattia Volpe. 403 00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:17,837 58 minutes late and he's eating a potato fritter. 404 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,923 No... it looks like a rice croquette. 405 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,258 - That's a potato fritter. - Exactly. 406 00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:25,136 - Colombo, go pounce on him. - Me ? 407 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:28,473 Yes, I know it's not easy but pounce on him. 408 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,933 Of course. 409 00:31:32,142 --> 00:31:33,853 You're late on your first day ! 410 00:31:34,062 --> 00:31:35,563 - Impressive ! -Alberto ! 411 00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:39,734 Come on, lazybones ! You show up at this hour? 412 00:31:40,276 --> 00:31:42,445 They took my car. 413 00:31:42,654 --> 00:31:46,658 lt's always someone else's fault ! Shame on you, loafer ! 414 00:31:47,408 --> 00:31:51,621 Please go to your position, window 11 415 00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:54,707 and start working you're late enough ! 416 00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,584 Layabout ! 417 00:32:01,673 --> 00:32:04,008 Postal order: 1 minute, 12 seconds. 418 00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:11,641 - Hi, I'm Mattia Volpe. - Okay. 419 00:32:13,101 --> 00:32:16,479 - Don't all rush to say hi. - Registered post: 1.27. 420 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:20,358 l told him ! 421 00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:22,569 Good morning, who are you writing to ? 422 00:32:23,111 --> 00:32:26,406 lrrelevant question. Headphones on, dictate times. 423 00:32:28,074 --> 00:32:31,953 lt's 9:30 and there's a pretty lady who's... how old areyou ? 424 00:32:32,161 --> 00:32:33,496 75. 425 00:32:33,788 --> 00:32:36,833 You look younger, not a day over 50 ! 426 00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:40,837 ls this a rehab centre or a health centre ? 427 00:32:41,045 --> 00:32:43,506 - No, it's the post office. - Exactly ! 428 00:32:43,715 --> 00:32:45,758 Be concise, quick, keep smiling. 429 00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:48,803 Stamp the paper. 430 00:32:49,596 --> 00:32:52,974 Mr Volpe, you now have a new customer, 431 00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:55,518 try to be more polite but brief. 432 00:32:55,726 --> 00:32:57,437 -Just go. - More natural. 433 00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:58,855 - Please... - But firm. 434 00:32:59,063 --> 00:33:00,440 -You're still here ? -Kinder. 435 00:33:00,648 --> 00:33:02,150 - I love you. -Firmer. 436 00:33:02,357 --> 00:33:04,110 -You have to go. -That's no good. 437 00:33:04,319 --> 00:33:08,198 No good, you have to be kind yet firm, 438 00:33:08,406 --> 00:33:12,160 natural but brief and at the same time clear, okay ? 439 00:33:12,368 --> 00:33:16,414 Sorry, with all due respect... Can I go to the toilet ? 440 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:22,795 - Is that really necessary ? - A pee. 441 00:33:24,797 --> 00:33:27,759 Help me, the north is worse than you thought ! 442 00:33:27,967 --> 00:33:30,178 Everyone rushes around all day here ! 443 00:33:30,928 --> 00:33:32,472 Where are they going ? 444 00:33:33,181 --> 00:33:36,726 - Have you seen Alberto ? - Of course, he's everywhere ! 445 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:39,437 But he's stressed, he has nervous tics. 446 00:33:39,646 --> 00:33:41,189 Remember Alberto from Castellabate ? 447 00:33:41,939 --> 00:33:45,443 - He's a different man ! - Liar. 448 00:33:45,652 --> 00:33:49,697 l want to save myself, l want to come back to Castellabate. 449 00:33:49,906 --> 00:33:51,699 I'm going to resign. 450 00:33:51,908 --> 00:33:56,579 You never grow up. Resign and you won't see us again ! 451 00:33:56,955 --> 00:33:58,748 No, Maria... 452 00:34:11,677 --> 00:34:14,472 Remaining time: 9 seconds... 8... 453 00:34:15,055 --> 00:34:18,184 7, 6, 5, 4... 454 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,979 Wash your hands to avoid contamination. Thanks. 455 00:34:21,646 --> 00:34:23,815 -A coffee, please. -What kind ? 456 00:34:24,023 --> 00:34:26,025 -What are the options ? - Mochaccino... 457 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,611 mocha-choc, americano... 458 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:32,365 Hazelnut, half-caf, iced, with ginseng or grappa. 459 00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:34,576 l'd recommend the Kafta. 460 00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:37,662 - It's a cappuccino-style espresso. -A glass of water. 461 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:41,165 - Sparkling, still, room temperature ? - Normal. 462 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:44,210 - Milan has a real coffee culture. - I can see that ! 463 00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:47,547 - Sir? - Come and meet our Dodi. 464 00:34:48,756 --> 00:34:51,467 -Mattia, it's a pleasure, R. Dodi. - Hi. 465 00:34:51,676 --> 00:34:54,804 - Her name's Dodi. - But you said R. Dodi. 466 00:34:55,013 --> 00:34:57,140 Dodi, but they call me ''our Dodi''. 467 00:34:57,348 --> 00:35:00,143 Hi, I'm Sandrino and he's our Commisoni. 468 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,645 Why ''our Commisoni'' but you're just ''Sandrino'' ? 469 00:35:02,854 --> 00:35:05,440 The speaker doesn't use ''our'' before their name. 470 00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:08,067 I'm Alberto, but you'd call me ''our Alberto''. 471 00:35:08,276 --> 00:35:11,029 lf you're talking to her about me, you'd say: ''Our Alberto...'' 472 00:35:11,237 --> 00:35:13,489 -You'd say: ''Alberto'' to me. - I see. 473 00:35:14,032 --> 00:35:16,618 - Hi, our Commisoni. -Without the ''our''. 474 00:35:17,618 --> 00:35:20,330 Hi, Commisoni-without- the-our. 475 00:35:20,788 --> 00:35:23,917 Hello ! Don't forget about our ''cler'' tonight. 476 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:27,003 le Claire is the brunette at window 5 ? 477 00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:33,259 He's crazy ! That's Betty, I must tell her ! 478 00:35:33,593 --> 00:35:36,137 ln Milan, ''cler'' means shutter. 479 00:35:36,346 --> 00:35:39,474 - There's a free table. - Don't go. 480 00:35:39,682 --> 00:35:42,685 - Come with me to the square. - To execute me ? 481 00:35:44,896 --> 00:35:47,982 Sorry about this morning, the pilot project just started, 482 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,527 the boss was with me and sorry about yesterday. 483 00:35:51,152 --> 00:35:55,031 And about tomorrow and the next day, l get your drift. 484 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,408 Don't be silly, l was arguing with Silvia. 485 00:35:57,616 --> 00:36:00,828 But it's resolved now, in fact, sorry about last night too. 486 00:36:01,037 --> 00:36:03,540 -Why ? -The shouting must've woken you. 487 00:36:04,582 --> 00:36:06,334 I didn't hear a thing 488 00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:09,462 yet I was awake all night, l was cying over Maria. 489 00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:11,130 Do you like it? It's yours. 490 00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:14,676 -Where does the fuel go ? - It's electric. 491 00:36:14,884 --> 00:36:17,971 - I see. -You'll do the deliveries. 492 00:36:18,137 --> 00:36:20,640 Here are the keys, the house ones are there too. 493 00:36:20,849 --> 00:36:22,934 l forgot to give them to you yesterday. 494 00:36:23,309 --> 00:36:26,020 You had me so worried... 495 00:36:27,522 --> 00:36:29,607 -Give me a hug. -What are you doing ? 496 00:36:29,815 --> 00:36:33,111 -We're not in the south. -Why? In the north, don't they... 497 00:36:33,485 --> 00:36:35,572 I'm joking, stupid. 498 00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:37,949 Dirty southerners ! 499 00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:44,539 Today's my name day and Maria hasn't called me. 500 00:36:44,747 --> 00:36:46,708 Nobody calls for that. 501 00:36:46,916 --> 00:36:49,836 What do you know, maybe for him it's important. 502 00:36:50,044 --> 00:36:53,381 - More than birthdays. -You have to get a grip. 503 00:36:53,590 --> 00:36:55,758 Step away from sorrow, put things in perspective. 504 00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:58,678 Why should he do that? He's sensitive, romantic. 505 00:36:58,887 --> 00:37:01,890 -What do you know? -What are you saying ? 506 00:37:02,097 --> 00:37:04,976 Ever chained yourself up for love ? No, so shut up. 507 00:37:05,185 --> 00:37:07,896 So I can't talk unless I chain myself up ? 508 00:37:08,104 --> 00:37:10,064 Just shut up. 509 00:37:10,606 --> 00:37:13,818 -'Night all. Later, uncle. -'Night, bro. 510 00:37:14,527 --> 00:37:17,280 -Who's ''uncle'' ? -You, that's how kids speak. 511 00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:20,909 Mattia, you've not eaten, that's no good. 512 00:37:21,201 --> 00:37:23,912 My stomach's in knots, l can't eat. 513 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:26,956 You don't like veal shanks ? How about some sushi ? 514 00:37:27,415 --> 00:37:29,876 - No ! -What can I make for you ? 515 00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:33,922 l need something sweet to raise my blood pressure. 516 00:37:34,255 --> 00:37:36,674 Like a nice puff pastry. 517 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:40,887 - Got any ? Well, if you don't... -We do ! 518 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:44,390 -Alberto will go get one. -At 10:00 at night ? 519 00:37:46,058 --> 00:37:48,686 -Okay, I'll find one. -Alberto, listen. 520 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:53,816 There are two kinds: short-crust and rippled. Get me the first one... 521 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:55,735 Short crust. 522 00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:06,454 lt's beautiful, you were right. 523 00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:10,124 -What's it called ? - ''Tears of Emotion''. 524 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:14,337 Does it have a sad ending ? Don't tell me. 525 00:38:15,004 --> 00:38:18,007 l found the short-crust pastry, outside Milan. 526 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:21,427 I'm full, I ate the veal shanks. 527 00:38:21,636 --> 00:38:25,098 He likes veal shanks and romantic films ! 528 00:38:25,306 --> 00:38:27,183 My slippers ! 529 00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:31,020 l left mom's slippers for you, she has big feet too. 530 00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:41,823 l just can't bear this... 531 00:38:42,031 --> 00:38:43,908 Shall I stop it ? 532 00:38:57,004 --> 00:39:00,633 - Is it street-cleaning day? - Is it daytime or night? 533 00:39:00,842 --> 00:39:03,136 - It's daytime. - There you go ! 534 00:39:03,344 --> 00:39:06,389 You're such friendly folk ! l have to say it. 535 00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:15,648 FREE NORTH 536 00:39:18,191 --> 00:39:20,486 GET LOST 537 00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:33,708 ls there something to sign for? I'm talking to you ! 538 00:39:35,793 --> 00:39:37,670 Are you dumb, poor lad ! 539 00:39:38,128 --> 00:39:40,965 Look here, it stinks of communism. 540 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:43,259 Must be a tax bill. 541 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:45,845 We work like slaves 542 00:39:46,054 --> 00:39:48,264 to pay the taxes for the south. 543 00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:51,601 lf I were the president, l'd get a big box, 544 00:39:51,809 --> 00:39:54,687 fill it with southerners and donate it to Spain or Greece. 545 00:39:55,812 --> 00:39:58,483 But they're not stupid, they wouldn't want it. 546 00:39:59,108 --> 00:40:02,195 Look: 6,400 euros, you think that's fair ? 547 00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:05,573 Are you deaf too ? 548 00:40:05,781 --> 00:40:08,826 You've lost all your senses ! 549 00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:17,585 Are you a Napoli FC fan ? 550 00:40:19,294 --> 00:40:21,673 - Giussano, get the southerner ! - No, he respects him. 551 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,634 He's a Neapolitan mastiff, they get along. 552 00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:34,143 What do you want? Get lost ! 553 00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:36,563 Traitor, you sold yourself out. 554 00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:40,692 There's no point speaking Milanese, you can tell you're Neapolitan. 555 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,071 GO TO WORK, SOUTHERNER ! 556 00:41:14,309 --> 00:41:16,561 At this rate... 557 00:41:25,862 --> 00:41:27,947 -Are you okay ? -Are you hurt? 558 00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:29,741 Poor thing. 559 00:41:30,366 --> 00:41:32,452 -Are you from Avellino ? - Milan. 560 00:41:33,285 --> 00:41:35,246 -Salerno ? - Bergamo. 561 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,166 - Battipaglia ? -Treviso. 562 00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:41,419 -Are you from Naples ? - No, Varese. 563 00:41:42,794 --> 00:41:45,340 Are you going to beat me up ? 564 00:41:47,509 --> 00:41:49,928 We've lost him ! 565 00:41:50,136 --> 00:41:52,222 -Who ? -Your friend's off the radar. 566 00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:54,516 Do something, he'll mess up our averages ! 567 00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:57,435 - Nevermind. - Palmisani will kill us ! 568 00:41:57,893 --> 00:42:01,105 Maria has left me, l feel really lonely. 569 00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:04,817 l'd like some comfort, a few kind words. 570 00:42:12,158 --> 00:42:16,120 - Drink and forget your sorrows. - I said kind words... 571 00:42:16,329 --> 00:42:18,414 but ones that I can understand. 572 00:42:19,499 --> 00:42:21,584 What are you doing ? 573 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:23,753 Filling up. 574 00:42:31,302 --> 00:42:34,013 I'm in trouble, you have to help me. 575 00:42:34,472 --> 00:42:36,558 I've given you my house and my bike, 576 00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,977 you must do more than 4 deliveries a day. 577 00:42:39,185 --> 00:42:42,105 Don't stress me out or I'll need sick leave. 578 00:42:42,313 --> 00:42:45,024 Stress you out? What about me ? 579 00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:48,778 A year of hellish work, weekends too. What should I do ? 580 00:42:49,070 --> 00:42:50,947 Take sick leave. 581 00:42:52,114 --> 00:42:54,617 I'm working my ass off, quit joking. 582 00:42:54,826 --> 00:42:57,078 This project needs least one year. 583 00:42:57,286 --> 00:42:59,372 l have to finish it in two months. 584 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,500 Or Silvia will kick me out, give me a hand. 585 00:43:02,709 --> 00:43:05,920 - I'm asking you as a friend. -You can bank on me. 586 00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:07,881 Meaning ? 587 00:43:08,088 --> 00:43:10,049 Rest assured. 588 00:43:13,136 --> 00:43:16,264 l can do 100 metres with one round ! 589 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:18,975 You bet, it's got 22 gears ! 590 00:43:19,182 --> 00:43:21,352 The frame is carbon fibre. 591 00:43:21,561 --> 00:43:24,147 lt cost 6,000 euros plus tax l can't deduct. 592 00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:27,692 - Is there a curfew ? - No, it's Sunday. 593 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:30,653 Milanese go to the mountains or lakes on weekends. 594 00:43:30,862 --> 00:43:33,865 I don't like lakes, they're like a parody of the sea. 595 00:43:34,073 --> 00:43:38,161 Good. Come on, the match is on. Go Milan ! 596 00:43:38,368 --> 00:43:40,455 We're A.C. Milan... 597 00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,499 Napoli is in the lead... 598 00:43:43,665 --> 00:43:47,003 Pass the ball, you're not alone. 599 00:43:47,377 --> 00:43:50,089 Can't you see that player on the side is free ? 600 00:43:51,048 --> 00:43:53,968 - But... -Chicco, you have to be quiet. 601 00:43:54,176 --> 00:43:56,679 When Napoli is playing you have to be quiet, 602 00:43:56,888 --> 00:43:59,057 you're distracting the players. 603 00:43:59,264 --> 00:44:02,644 Lecce and Milan are still 0-0. 604 00:44:02,851 --> 00:44:04,854 He's watching my HD TV 605 00:44:05,062 --> 00:44:08,608 and I'm listening to the match on the radio like in the 60s. 606 00:44:08,816 --> 00:44:13,738 Come on, you'll feel younger and he'll cheer up. 607 00:44:13,946 --> 00:44:16,449 He won't if Naples loses. 608 00:44:16,658 --> 00:44:18,952 What do you know about football... 609 00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:21,871 The whistle goes, it's a penalty kick... 610 00:44:22,455 --> 00:44:24,082 Ours or theirs ? 611 00:44:31,630 --> 00:44:34,050 - Now it's over to Naples. - Fucking hell ! 612 00:44:36,427 --> 00:44:38,388 Goal ! Chicco, goal ! 613 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:42,642 Now you can talk, say ''goal''. 614 00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:45,019 Goal ! 615 00:44:45,227 --> 00:44:48,064 Don't disturb him. Your coffee, Mattia. 616 00:44:48,565 --> 00:44:50,817 lf your mom finds out, she'll kill us. 617 00:44:51,025 --> 00:44:53,528 -She'll kill you. - It's the goal replay. 618 00:44:53,736 --> 00:44:56,239 Lecce is in the lead against Milan. 619 00:44:56,447 --> 00:45:00,743 -We can't lose against Lecce. - Lucky we didn't watch Milan. 620 00:45:00,952 --> 00:45:02,954 Lecce beats Milan at home. 621 00:45:07,292 --> 00:45:09,627 -What are you doing ? - Be quiet. 622 00:45:09,836 --> 00:45:12,422 We agreed that he'd sleep on the sofa. 623 00:45:12,922 --> 00:45:16,134 At night I cry over Maria and he needs to rest 624 00:45:16,341 --> 00:45:18,428 and get up for school. 625 00:45:25,643 --> 00:45:27,729 Wake up ! 626 00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:29,772 - Is it an earthquake ? - Worse. 627 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:32,400 He's put Chicco on the sofa to sleep. 628 00:45:33,108 --> 00:45:37,947 - He said they agreed. - If they agreed... 629 00:45:38,156 --> 00:45:41,242 lt's cold on the sofa it's full of dust mites!. 630 00:45:41,450 --> 00:45:44,913 No, mom came by, she killed all of them. 631 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,624 Just one night on the sofa ! 632 00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:50,335 My son will not sleep on the sofa. 633 00:45:51,877 --> 00:45:55,340 Okay, go and get Chicco and you sleep on the sofa. 634 00:46:17,402 --> 00:46:19,364 lt's late, it's 11:00. 635 00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:22,367 You'd rather play hard than work hard. 636 00:46:22,574 --> 00:46:25,578 Sorry, I don't speak Chinese. 637 00:46:25,702 --> 00:46:27,247 Where are you from ? 638 00:46:30,415 --> 00:46:32,460 - Near Naples. - Near Nepal ? 639 00:46:32,668 --> 00:46:34,629 - Goto hell. - Dunno... 640 00:46:34,838 --> 00:46:37,048 -Say again ? -Saigon ? No, Naples. 641 00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:38,925 Goodbye. 642 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:45,515 Why don't we organize a dinner ? 643 00:46:46,223 --> 00:46:49,352 - The 23rd ? - No, the 25th or 26th. 644 00:46:49,561 --> 00:46:51,479 - No, I can do the 4th. - 12th ? 645 00:46:51,688 --> 00:46:53,773 The 19th. The 22nd ? 646 00:46:55,065 --> 00:46:57,151 All set forth for 22nd. 647 00:46:57,526 --> 00:47:00,780 - I mean tonight. -Tonight? 648 00:47:02,073 --> 00:47:03,825 Are you crazy? 649 00:47:03,992 --> 00:47:08,496 Okay, let's do the 22nd around 21:00 - 21:30 ? 650 00:47:08,705 --> 00:47:12,166 - Sorry, 21:00 or 21:30 ? - There's a difference. 651 00:47:13,543 --> 00:47:16,087 Forget it, we'll just meet for Christmas... 652 00:47:16,295 --> 00:47:19,424 - It's so far in advance, I'll forget. - Put it in your diary. 653 00:47:19,632 --> 00:47:21,718 - I don't have one. -You don't ? 654 00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:24,596 -You're crazy ! - Is it essential ? 655 00:47:25,721 --> 00:47:27,807 You've booked two meetings at the same time. 656 00:47:28,016 --> 00:47:32,103 - To save time. - Don't be late, Silvia'll be waiting. 657 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:36,399 - Our Silvia. -Well done. 658 00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:42,113 Unbelievable. 659 00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:44,866 Where the hell is he ? 660 00:47:46,284 --> 00:47:49,287 l can't believe he's not answering. 661 00:47:49,495 --> 00:47:52,624 - He must be in a meeting. -Always a meeting ! 662 00:47:53,082 --> 00:47:55,919 ln Milan one person equals a meeting. 663 00:47:56,336 --> 00:47:59,547 - He works because he loves you. - Right ! 664 00:48:00,423 --> 00:48:02,091 Come on, Chicco ! 665 00:48:07,764 --> 00:48:09,724 There's something wrong. 666 00:48:09,932 --> 00:48:12,852 Our relationship used to be so passionate. 667 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:16,856 Now it's as exciting as cleaning out a closet. 668 00:48:18,233 --> 00:48:20,401 lt's not his fault it's the project's. 669 00:48:20,610 --> 00:48:23,196 lt's rough to work every Saturday for a year. 670 00:48:23,404 --> 00:48:25,490 Oh please, it's for two months. 671 00:48:25,697 --> 00:48:28,910 - Nonsense, it's for a year. - No, it's two... 672 00:48:29,826 --> 00:48:31,621 A year. 673 00:48:31,828 --> 00:48:34,415 He's making all these sacrifices for you. 674 00:48:42,923 --> 00:48:46,135 You're a liar and a bastard, I can't take it anymore ! 675 00:48:47,262 --> 00:48:48,721 Liar ! 676 00:48:51,348 --> 00:48:54,978 You can hear the sea, you can really hear the sound... 677 00:48:57,272 --> 00:48:59,440 You've got a good football shot. 678 00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:01,860 A bit wonky. 679 00:49:02,734 --> 00:49:05,238 Not wonky, it's a special effect. 680 00:49:06,614 --> 00:49:10,159 You're a bastard. Enough ! I've had enough ! 681 00:49:10,368 --> 00:49:12,787 You'll work Saturdays for a year. 682 00:49:12,996 --> 00:49:15,415 - Not two months ! - I was going to tell you. 683 00:49:15,622 --> 00:49:18,126 - Coward. - How could I ? He's always around. 684 00:49:18,710 --> 00:49:23,006 Leave Mattia out of it, he knows what love means 685 00:49:23,214 --> 00:49:27,927 unlike selfish you. And you promised we'd do Tango lessons. 686 00:49:28,094 --> 00:49:30,805 - But I've got the pilot project. - I'll give you a project... 687 00:49:31,014 --> 00:49:35,810 How about this: I want 600 euros a month in alimony, 688 00:49:36,018 --> 00:49:38,313 450 euros for the mountain house 689 00:49:38,521 --> 00:49:41,441 you can see Chicco on alternate weekends 690 00:49:41,649 --> 00:49:45,195 and take him to football on Thursday and music on Friday. 691 00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:47,739 You'll pay the house tax, 692 00:49:47,946 --> 00:49:51,492 I'm keeping the car and the 6-speed hairdryer is mine ! 693 00:49:52,493 --> 00:49:55,330 - Mine ! - Okay, but where are you going ? 694 00:49:55,954 --> 00:49:58,458 -To my mother's. - Bye, Chicco. 695 00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:00,627 Bye, dad. See you soon. 696 00:50:00,835 --> 00:50:03,254 - Sunday. - Not this weekend, No. 697 00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:09,844 You're a sad and grey man. 698 00:50:10,052 --> 00:50:12,639 And it's not the smog that makes you grey. 699 00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:31,241 Look what I've done. 700 00:50:32,033 --> 00:50:34,118 I didn't mean to, believe me. 701 00:50:39,374 --> 00:50:43,127 Chin up, the first day is the worst. 702 00:51:04,690 --> 00:51:07,610 Don't be sad, the second day is the worst. 703 00:51:07,818 --> 00:51:10,238 -What are you doing ? -Sit-ups. 704 00:51:10,822 --> 00:51:12,949 -Are you okay ? - Never been better. 705 00:51:13,574 --> 00:51:15,118 Are you sure ? 706 00:51:18,662 --> 00:51:21,374 I don't feel sorry for myself, I'm a tough Alpine soldier. 707 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:23,668 - I'm positive. -About what? 708 00:51:25,502 --> 00:51:28,506 This, for example. To hell with grandma's slippers. 709 00:51:32,259 --> 00:51:34,846 - I don't like goldfish. - Same here. 710 00:51:35,263 --> 00:51:37,348 You know, I'll play the field again. 711 00:51:37,556 --> 00:51:39,976 Right, go back to bed, rest first. 712 00:51:40,183 --> 00:51:42,353 I'm talking about pulling women. 713 00:51:42,562 --> 00:51:44,772 - Looking for pussy. -You're hurting me. 714 00:51:44,938 --> 00:51:46,191 Living. 715 00:51:50,195 --> 00:51:52,697 We can talk about it at the office. 716 00:51:52,906 --> 00:51:55,617 I'm not going in, I'm busy. Say hi to everyone. 717 00:52:34,739 --> 00:52:37,033 Are you ready for Milan by night ? 718 00:52:54,675 --> 00:52:57,387 - You're married. - Not anymore. 719 00:52:58,638 --> 00:53:01,057 Don't even joke about it. 720 00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:03,726 You like it ? 721 00:53:07,688 --> 00:53:11,025 - Is it a wedding ? - No, it's the famous 'aperitif'. 722 00:53:11,609 --> 00:53:14,195 You pay for a glass of wine and eat all you can. 723 00:53:14,403 --> 00:53:16,990 -This used to be my dinner. - I'll start then. 724 00:53:17,448 --> 00:53:19,325 -Are there any ''peps'' ? -What are they? 725 00:53:19,534 --> 00:53:21,327 Peppers. 726 00:53:21,536 --> 00:53:23,621 Where's your buffet ticket ? 727 00:53:23,996 --> 00:53:27,208 - Since when ? - Since people starting overdoing it. 728 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:30,628 - The 80s are over, dude. - How much is it? 729 00:53:30,837 --> 00:53:33,214 20 euros per head. 730 00:53:33,839 --> 00:53:36,759 -We were... - I've lost my appetite. 731 00:53:47,604 --> 00:53:49,856 Even better than I remembered it. 732 00:53:50,063 --> 00:53:52,567 -She said hello. -That's just the start. 733 00:53:52,817 --> 00:53:55,528 Look at those two, they're ours. You choose. 734 00:53:55,736 --> 00:53:57,780 Green or grey one ? 735 00:53:57,989 --> 00:54:01,451 - There's one small detail. - Such a defeatist southerner. 736 00:54:01,659 --> 00:54:04,662 Forget details, it's full of women. Watch ! 737 00:54:05,495 --> 00:54:07,373 Excuse me... 738 00:54:08,665 --> 00:54:12,462 -That was the small detail. - I'll call Patty and Lolly. 739 00:54:12,670 --> 00:54:15,381 Two old schoolmates, you'll see. 740 00:54:15,589 --> 00:54:17,675 We'll stay up till dawn. 741 00:54:25,808 --> 00:54:27,894 Patty, it's Alberto. 742 00:54:28,101 --> 00:54:31,231 Don't you remember? Colombo, from class 5D ! 743 00:54:32,482 --> 00:54:35,318 l was thinking of a reunion tonight, are you free ? 744 00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,946 The kids have a fever ? 745 00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:40,573 How many do you have ? They're not yours. 746 00:54:40,948 --> 00:54:42,617 You're a grandma. 747 00:54:42,825 --> 00:54:46,788 Remember wild Lolly ? Do you still see her ? How is she ? 748 00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:49,123 She's got arthritis. 749 00:54:49,331 --> 00:54:52,669 Have a good evening, say hi to your grand kids and Lolly. 750 00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:56,840 -You see those two ? - There are three of them. 751 00:54:57,048 --> 00:54:59,634 - Go and dance with them. - Can you dance ? 752 00:54:59,841 --> 00:55:01,803 Are you joking ? 753 00:55:04,096 --> 00:55:06,724 Those moves are 50 years old ! 754 00:55:12,021 --> 00:55:13,982 What's up, ladies ? 755 00:55:14,856 --> 00:55:16,484 What's up ? 756 00:55:16,693 --> 00:55:18,736 Your wife left you, right? 757 00:55:26,703 --> 00:55:29,247 Mattia, it's wonderlul ! 758 00:55:29,873 --> 00:55:32,166 Mattia, jump in ! 759 00:55:36,253 --> 00:55:38,214 Who is that jerk ? 760 00:55:38,422 --> 00:55:43,011 Hell, these southerners come here to dance their folk dance. 761 00:55:43,261 --> 00:55:47,849 As soon as they see a pool with a bit of water 762 00:55:48,057 --> 00:55:50,560 they jump in to wash up... 763 00:56:44,906 --> 00:56:48,243 - We've got it wrong. - It's a woman's diatribe. 764 00:56:48,451 --> 00:56:50,954 Colours are washed at 30� C, whites at 90� C. 765 00:56:51,162 --> 00:56:53,581 We separated the colours... 766 00:56:53,790 --> 00:56:55,875 - And washed them together. - At 90� C. 767 00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:58,086 - Too much rinse agent. - The rinse agent ! 768 00:56:58,293 --> 00:57:00,380 - I told you. - I'll call Maria. 769 00:57:00,588 --> 00:57:03,508 - She's very good. -and Silvia... 770 00:57:19,399 --> 00:57:23,528 I know I shouldn't call you but I have an important question. 771 00:57:24,904 --> 00:57:26,573 Are we together or not ? 772 00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:31,119 I don't want to end up like Alberto. 773 00:57:31,786 --> 00:57:33,913 He's a really sad case. 774 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:38,877 Well ? 775 00:57:41,796 --> 00:57:44,132 - It's engaged ! - Where are you ? 776 00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:48,303 In a meeting, but it doesn't matter. Answer this question: 777 00:57:49,429 --> 00:57:51,723 are we together or not? 778 00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:57,061 I'm in a meeting ! 779 00:57:57,896 --> 00:58:01,274 - Sorry, I'm in a bad way. - I can see that. 780 00:58:09,866 --> 00:58:13,828 But he seemed happy about his wife leaving. 781 00:58:14,037 --> 00:58:18,166 - That's called repression. -You don't need to tell me. 782 00:58:18,373 --> 00:58:22,337 Repression is a typical Milanese thing. 783 00:58:22,544 --> 00:58:24,964 Looking at you, I'd say Neapolitan too. 784 00:58:25,172 --> 00:58:27,509 You give the bad news, I'll give the gift. 785 00:58:28,009 --> 00:58:30,512 Naples, we must reschedule the dinner. 786 00:58:31,094 --> 00:58:32,972 Right, how silly of me ! 787 00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:37,560 - Reschedule dinner, change date. - Here's a gift, so you'll forgive us. 788 00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:45,026 - ''Teach yourself Milanese''. - Book and DVD. ''Cler'' is in there. 789 00:58:45,235 --> 00:58:47,946 Thanks, I was looking for one. 790 00:58:48,153 --> 00:58:50,031 I'm not going ! 791 00:58:53,535 --> 00:58:55,828 Alberto has gone mad. 792 00:58:56,036 --> 00:58:58,831 He doesn't want to meet the guys from Padua ! 793 00:58:59,039 --> 00:59:02,460 lf Palmisani finds out, he'll melt him in stamp acid. 794 00:59:02,668 --> 00:59:04,879 You go, they never met Colombo. 795 00:59:05,046 --> 00:59:08,842 - I can't cope with them too... -Why not ? 796 00:59:09,217 --> 00:59:12,136 l should risk my ass for him ? 797 00:59:12,345 --> 00:59:13,721 Where are you going ? 798 00:59:13,930 --> 00:59:16,057 Why don't you go ? 799 00:59:16,265 --> 00:59:18,351 -Yes. -Are you joking ? 800 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,771 - Not at all. - I don't know how to work it out. 801 00:59:21,979 --> 00:59:25,275 Eveyone knows l can't cope with responsibility, 802 00:59:25,483 --> 00:59:28,903 my wife said so too. 803 00:59:29,112 --> 00:59:31,781 I don't do it on purpose, it's a personality thing. 804 00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:41,165 Teach yourself Milanese: Lesson one. 805 00:59:43,585 --> 00:59:45,753 My name is Mario. 806 00:59:48,213 --> 00:59:50,383 The book is on the table. 807 01:00:50,944 --> 01:00:53,112 - Is he from Naples ? - Dunno ! 808 01:00:55,948 --> 01:01:01,287 Queuing at the post office is a personal defeat for me. 809 01:01:01,496 --> 01:01:03,665 Poor thing, he's not well. 810 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:09,337 You're wondering why you should work faster. 811 01:01:10,963 --> 01:01:14,300 For love ! Efficiency at work 812 01:01:15,009 --> 01:01:16,678 means fewer divorces. 813 01:01:16,885 --> 01:01:18,304 Moron ! 814 01:01:20,598 --> 01:01:22,517 Calm down. 815 01:01:23,393 --> 01:01:24,811 Calm down. 816 01:01:24,978 --> 01:01:27,981 Okay, let's make an agreement. 817 01:01:28,481 --> 01:01:32,986 I'll say this nonsense, you listen and go home to your own divorce. 818 01:01:33,485 --> 01:01:35,446 Well said. 819 01:01:36,281 --> 01:01:38,491 Do you get my drift ? 820 01:01:38,699 --> 01:01:40,618 He's got it. 821 01:01:42,537 --> 01:01:44,497 He was really very good. 822 01:01:50,795 --> 01:01:53,381 Excuse me, are you Alberto Colombo ? 823 01:01:53,672 --> 01:01:56,384 - The manager of Milano 3 ? -Yes. 824 01:01:59,345 --> 01:02:01,514 I'm not blind, you were bald. 825 01:02:02,390 --> 01:02:04,475 l had a transplant. 826 01:02:05,225 --> 01:02:06,936 Yes. 827 01:02:08,646 --> 01:02:11,816 So you are Alberto Colombo. 828 01:02:12,024 --> 01:02:14,569 - Remember me ? - Of course ! 829 01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:18,198 lt's so good to see you, I'm so happy. 830 01:02:18,405 --> 01:02:21,075 Not as happy as me. 831 01:02:21,784 --> 01:02:24,871 They sent me to Grignano Polesine because of you ! 832 01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:27,624 You don't even know where it is ! 833 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:31,920 There's no respect for disabled folk. 834 01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:46,935 Want some pasta with tuna ? 835 01:02:49,812 --> 01:02:52,106 I've already eaten. 836 01:02:52,565 --> 01:02:55,401 Put your slippers on or you'll ruin the floor. 837 01:02:55,610 --> 01:02:58,321 - Silvia'll be mad if she comes back. - She won't come back. 838 01:02:58,528 --> 01:03:01,157 And if she does, I'll get mad. 839 01:03:03,033 --> 01:03:04,536 Silvia ! 840 01:03:05,786 --> 01:03:06,996 Tidy up. 841 01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:10,667 -May I ? -Come in, Scapece. 842 01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:14,671 - Dear Mr Manager. - Come in, Scapece. 843 01:03:14,879 --> 01:03:15,964 Hi. 844 01:03:16,588 --> 01:03:19,801 Isn't Mr Manager handsome ? l have to kiss him. 845 01:03:21,678 --> 01:03:23,137 You're too handsome. 846 01:03:23,345 --> 01:03:25,473 Why are you in Milan with my keys ? 847 01:03:25,682 --> 01:03:28,768 He has to get his gallstones checked out 848 01:03:28,977 --> 01:03:31,271 so I gave him the keys. 849 01:03:35,357 --> 01:03:38,152 He says his gallstones are the size of meatballs. 850 01:03:41,489 --> 01:03:44,909 - I don't understand. - He said they actually are meatballs. 851 01:03:47,829 --> 01:03:49,998 Have you eaten ? Want somefood ? 852 01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:53,710 -We're in hospital ? - No, we're hospitable. 853 01:03:53,918 --> 01:03:55,712 Hospitable. 854 01:03:56,795 --> 01:03:58,256 Is it good ? 855 01:03:58,463 --> 01:04:02,427 Yes, it's good, but I've already eaten. 856 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,263 Mom made me an omelette l ate at the station. 857 01:04:05,471 --> 01:04:07,974 How old is your mother? 858 01:04:08,181 --> 01:04:10,602 -Who else has the keys ? - Did you make copies ? 859 01:04:10,809 --> 01:04:12,478 - No. - No one. 860 01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:15,273 lt's Silvia then. Out, to the hotel, come on ! 861 01:04:16,858 --> 01:04:19,360 - Erminia. - Hi, baldy. 862 01:04:19,569 --> 01:04:23,615 Where's Silvia's pepper spray ? There's a madman about. 863 01:04:23,822 --> 01:04:26,826 - I don't know. -You never know anything. 864 01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:33,499 -What's all this ? - I was about to... 865 01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:36,544 Nonsense ! 866 01:04:36,753 --> 01:04:41,132 To clean up here you need to throw everyhing out. 867 01:04:41,341 --> 01:04:44,677 Starting from you, I told Silvia... 868 01:04:44,885 --> 01:04:47,388 She married a filthy southerner. 869 01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:50,934 - But I was born in Rozzano. -And where is Rozzano ? 870 01:04:51,392 --> 01:04:55,230 ln the south of Milan, so ? The Milanese are in Milan, 871 01:04:55,438 --> 01:04:57,524 the Turinese are in Turin 872 01:04:57,731 --> 01:05:00,026 and southerners are... a pain in the ass ! 873 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:06,032 Did you steal my slippers ? 874 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,994 - No. -You're a wretch, unbelievable. 875 01:05:10,662 --> 01:05:13,915 Here it is, you see ? Who are you ? 876 01:05:14,957 --> 01:05:17,043 -A friend. - Is that so ? 877 01:05:21,797 --> 01:05:23,758 - I don't understand. -Where are you from ? 878 01:05:27,178 --> 01:05:29,556 I'm from North Chiasso. 879 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:34,978 -What about you ? - Hello, I'm Scapece from Aosta. 880 01:05:35,728 --> 01:05:38,731 They were just leaving, they came to visit. 881 01:05:42,527 --> 01:05:46,281 - How's Silvia ? - Never been better ! 882 01:05:46,489 --> 01:05:51,369 You should see her in action with Manolo. 883 01:05:51,577 --> 01:05:55,039 -Who's Manolo ? - Her Tango teacher. 884 01:05:55,247 --> 01:05:59,919 He really is a handsome man, not like you. 885 01:06:01,545 --> 01:06:04,257 -Where's Mr Trout ? - Disappeared. 886 01:06:04,631 --> 01:06:06,509 Along with the bowl. 887 01:06:06,717 --> 01:06:08,803 What's this ? 888 01:06:11,263 --> 01:06:14,100 Meatball shaped gallstones, like mine. 889 01:06:15,727 --> 01:06:19,063 -Whose are they? - In all modesty, they're mine. 890 01:06:22,483 --> 01:06:26,029 Wonderful, you're full of stones. 891 01:06:55,224 --> 01:06:57,310 I'm going for a walk. 892 01:07:01,564 --> 01:07:03,650 Wait, I'll come too. 893 01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:07,695 -Where are we going ? -You're not going anywhere. 894 01:07:07,696 --> 01:07:08,739 Your friend two families yours and mine. 895 01:07:10,781 --> 01:07:13,076 Be gone by the time I get back, all of you. 896 01:07:13,909 --> 01:07:16,829 Chin up, the third week is the worst. 897 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:39,894 Silvia, you're back ! 898 01:07:48,277 --> 01:07:51,406 Help, I'm a virgin ! 899 01:08:00,498 --> 01:08:03,835 Speak clearly, we're abroad. 900 01:08:13,385 --> 01:08:14,846 Fuck you ! 901 01:08:15,054 --> 01:08:16,848 l understood that. 902 01:08:17,055 --> 01:08:21,102 He says he doesn't care about what we do at night, 903 01:08:21,311 --> 01:08:23,855 it's our business. 904 01:08:29,736 --> 01:08:31,821 - Get down ! -What are we doing ? 905 01:08:32,029 --> 01:08:34,282 You made me lose Silvia, now get her back. 906 01:08:34,490 --> 01:08:37,327 - By doing what ? - See that ugly old lady ? 907 01:08:37,535 --> 01:08:40,371 Put your balaclava on and steal her handbag. 908 01:08:40,622 --> 01:08:42,498 -You're crazy. - Why ? 909 01:08:42,707 --> 01:08:45,001 That's your mother-in-law. 910 01:08:45,335 --> 01:08:48,046 - Mugging your mother-in-law ? - I need the house keys. 911 01:08:48,253 --> 01:08:51,466 - I'm sexier than Manolo... - I don't know how to mug. 912 01:08:51,674 --> 01:08:53,301 You're from Naples ! 913 01:08:53,508 --> 01:08:56,638 If I were in Baghdad would I bomb the market? 914 01:08:56,846 --> 01:08:58,806 I have to do everything. 915 01:08:59,848 --> 01:09:01,935 - What are you doing ? - I'll do it. 916 01:09:02,143 --> 01:09:04,229 So you do know how to do it ! 917 01:09:10,609 --> 01:09:12,695 Tramp ! Thief! 918 01:09:13,988 --> 01:09:15,990 Holy cow, take that ! 919 01:09:25,124 --> 01:09:27,836 I'll kill you like a cockroach. 920 01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:35,552 There he is ! 921 01:09:39,805 --> 01:09:42,225 I'm from Naples, but I didn't... 922 01:09:45,727 --> 01:09:48,022 Mattia, wait for me. 923 01:09:50,066 --> 01:09:52,819 Enough, we have to stop that madman. 924 01:09:52,985 --> 01:09:56,364 - He should be castrated. - Let's impale him. 925 01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:58,992 Calm down, ladies. Let's find him first. 926 01:10:03,663 --> 01:10:05,498 Please excuse me. 927 01:10:07,834 --> 01:10:11,754 - Is that your husband ? - No, I don't think so. 928 01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:18,052 They'll batter us, run ! 929 01:10:25,267 --> 01:10:27,228 Miss ? 930 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:30,231 One moment, sir, I'm busy. 931 01:10:31,232 --> 01:10:33,109 Where's Alberto ? 932 01:10:33,276 --> 01:10:35,153 - He's mugging someone. - Funny... 933 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:38,948 This is mayhem, no one knows what to do. 934 01:10:39,991 --> 01:10:42,535 But I won't save his ass this time. 935 01:10:48,123 --> 01:10:52,253 Dodi, how can you paint your nails now ? Look ! 936 01:10:53,378 --> 01:10:57,008 You Milanese folk only know how to work, so why stop today? 937 01:10:57,175 --> 01:11:00,094 Alberto has a problem, his wife left him. 938 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,307 If he carries on like this, he'll get fired. 939 01:11:04,474 --> 01:11:08,353 Let's all try to help him. That's what we'd do in the south. 940 01:11:10,103 --> 01:11:15,318 We'll do that in the north too. Come on everyone, get to work. 941 01:11:23,825 --> 01:11:27,872 Here they are. What a wonderful story ! 942 01:11:28,038 --> 01:11:31,376 The south helps the north, the north helps the south. 943 01:11:31,543 --> 01:11:35,463 What shall we do now ? Sing the Italian anthem ? 944 01:11:37,172 --> 01:11:41,219 I'm so moved that I'm going to fire you both. 945 01:11:41,385 --> 01:11:44,722 A postman who pretends he's a manager 946 01:11:44,931 --> 01:11:48,977 and has a fight with an employee... Why ? 947 01:11:53,939 --> 01:11:57,151 He didn't know about it. It was my idea. 948 01:11:59,194 --> 01:12:01,322 lt was definitely a bad idea. 949 01:12:02,531 --> 01:12:04,367 So I'll just fire you. 950 01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:08,204 He said so himself, Mr Palmisani he made a mistake. 951 01:12:08,412 --> 01:12:11,291 He's an impulsive guy, and generous too. 952 01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:15,170 - He's a fan of the pilot project. - Him ? 953 01:12:16,546 --> 01:12:19,799 - I like it a lot. - He came from the south especially. 954 01:12:20,466 --> 01:12:23,636 - He and Marchionne are... - Marchionne's my pal. 955 01:12:23,803 --> 01:12:26,389 Caspar, Marchionne and Balthasar 956 01:12:26,555 --> 01:12:30,476 at the living nativity scene in Castellabate... 957 01:12:34,272 --> 01:12:39,402 Let's carry on as we are. The project is on schedule. 958 01:12:39,943 --> 01:12:43,156 You decide who'll do what, I don't care. 959 01:12:43,323 --> 01:12:48,411 What I care about is that we're about to have the mother of all meetings 960 01:12:48,953 --> 01:12:53,166 with representatives from the south, who are raging bulls. 961 01:12:54,209 --> 01:12:56,127 If you mess up there... 962 01:12:56,668 --> 01:12:58,922 Well, if you mess up there... 963 01:13:06,053 --> 01:13:08,556 - Sorry, Alberto. - I'm sorry. 964 01:13:08,723 --> 01:13:10,391 I was confused. 965 01:13:11,225 --> 01:13:15,188 No, we have to stop. I can't go any further. 966 01:13:16,105 --> 01:13:20,652 I've never asked you... How do you like Milan ? 967 01:13:23,321 --> 01:13:26,991 Castellabate is a village, this is a big city. 968 01:13:27,783 --> 01:13:32,372 l need time to get used to it, not long... 6, 7 years. 969 01:13:33,163 --> 01:13:35,124 Well, do you like it or not? 970 01:13:35,290 --> 01:13:37,919 Not at the moment, no offence meant. 971 01:13:38,085 --> 01:13:41,840 I won't take offence. Even the Milanese criticise Milan. 972 01:13:42,506 --> 01:13:46,094 But lots of people come and only a few leave. Know why? 973 01:13:46,635 --> 01:13:52,058 Because Milan offers opportunities. You can grow here, if you want to. 974 01:13:52,225 --> 01:13:55,728 You feel alive, right ? You know how that song goes ? 975 01:13:55,978 --> 01:14:00,191 Far from Naples you'll die but they all come here to Milan. 976 01:14:05,362 --> 01:14:07,073 Come on ! 977 01:14:08,490 --> 01:14:10,869 I'm sory about what happened with Silvia. 978 01:14:11,035 --> 01:14:14,372 - Believe me, I didn't mean it. - It's my fault. 979 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,583 I should've turned that project down. 980 01:14:16,748 --> 01:14:20,253 Sometimes I have this sense of duty, it seemed so important. 981 01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:23,047 Maybe because my dad was an Alpine soldier. 982 01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:27,552 My dad is unemployed. Permanently unemployed. 983 01:14:33,933 --> 01:14:36,144 How are things with Maria ? 984 01:14:36,685 --> 01:14:39,397 -She finally spoke to me. -What did she say? 985 01:14:39,563 --> 01:14:41,232 No. 986 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,402 But it wasn't the usual ''no''. 987 01:14:45,235 --> 01:14:47,071 - It was ''no'', but it was like... -Yes ? 988 01:14:47,237 --> 01:14:51,075 No, or I would've said ''yes''. It was ''no'' like... 989 01:14:52,284 --> 01:14:55,288 -What did she say ? - I don't know. 990 01:14:56,413 --> 01:14:58,374 All I know is that I have to stop crying. 991 01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:00,960 Our jobs are all we have left. 992 01:15:01,127 --> 01:15:03,713 Let's make sure we don't lose ours. 993 01:15:04,796 --> 01:15:06,424 Okay, good night. 994 01:15:08,759 --> 01:15:10,386 - Alberto. - What is it ? 995 01:15:10,928 --> 01:15:13,765 - Can I sleep on the other side ? -Why ? 996 01:15:13,932 --> 01:15:16,184 Because the window's there, I need air. 997 01:15:16,350 --> 01:15:18,686 I've slept on this side for 20 years. 998 01:15:18,853 --> 01:15:20,939 Try sleeping over here. 999 01:15:21,521 --> 01:15:23,775 You might like it better... 1000 01:15:24,108 --> 01:15:26,569 There's Chicco's bed, you loved that. 1001 01:15:26,735 --> 01:15:29,322 But my feet stick out. 1002 01:15:33,576 --> 01:15:35,286 What is it? 1003 01:15:36,036 --> 01:15:38,998 l forgot my pillow, can I have that one ? 1004 01:15:39,414 --> 01:15:42,502 lt's softer, you see. This one's too firm. 1005 01:15:43,044 --> 01:15:44,879 'Night. 1006 01:15:46,130 --> 01:15:48,591 Come on, we've got work tomorrow. 1007 01:15:50,592 --> 01:15:52,303 What ? 1008 01:15:52,844 --> 01:15:55,348 l wanted to say goodnight. 1009 01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:07,402 Today's meeting is important, will this do ? 1010 01:16:07,568 --> 01:16:09,571 Yes, it'll look great. 1011 01:16:09,737 --> 01:16:12,448 lt makes you look authoritative, it's perfect. 1012 01:16:12,614 --> 01:16:14,617 No, Alberto, you're the manager. 1013 01:16:14,783 --> 01:16:16,494 Palmisani said you'd do the meetings. 1014 01:16:16,660 --> 01:16:19,539 You convinced him with the story of the nativity scene. 1015 01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:21,332 Are you sure ? 1016 01:16:21,499 --> 01:16:25,253 Let's not argue over nonsense. I'm love-sick. 1017 01:16:27,630 --> 01:16:29,048 Thanks. 1018 01:16:29,423 --> 01:16:31,426 There's a building meeting today. 1019 01:16:31,592 --> 01:16:33,553 The neighbours repainted their facade. 1020 01:16:33,970 --> 01:16:36,264 We should too. 1021 01:16:36,805 --> 01:16:39,184 It meant so much to Silvia. Can you go for me ? 1022 01:16:39,558 --> 01:16:43,771 - I can't just show up... -You can go by proxy. Thanks. 1023 01:16:45,398 --> 01:16:47,525 Oh, get some ''Mu'' yoghurt, 1024 01:16:47,692 --> 01:16:50,570 it's the only one Chicco eats. And on Thursday there's... 1025 01:16:51,194 --> 01:16:53,907 Give me your diary, I can't remember everything. 1026 01:16:54,072 --> 01:16:56,367 It's in my jacket pocket. 1027 01:16:57,035 --> 01:16:59,954 But you don't have to do everything, I'll take your diary... 1028 01:17:06,752 --> 01:17:09,506 The first free day is when I die. 1029 01:17:09,672 --> 01:17:11,758 - Is this today ? -Yes. 1030 01:17:12,675 --> 01:17:14,469 What a tough day ! 1031 01:18:14,988 --> 01:18:17,532 Bovisa's scored three goals ! 1032 01:18:17,698 --> 01:18:19,659 Three goals for Bovisa ! 1033 01:18:21,244 --> 01:18:23,580 Hey, Mattia. Are you nuts ? 1034 01:18:24,247 --> 01:18:26,207 You took out a mortgage for me ? 1035 01:18:26,374 --> 01:18:29,919 For your new facade, your neighbours will die of envy ! 1036 01:18:30,085 --> 01:18:33,798 Let's get out of the road. I'm going to work. 1037 01:18:34,631 --> 01:18:37,927 He just turned Milanese and he's already irritating me. 1038 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,237 Relax, you only think about work. 1039 01:18:56,738 --> 01:18:58,948 I'm meeting the southern representatives 1040 01:18:59,115 --> 01:19:02,076 and I want to impress them. 1041 01:19:02,243 --> 01:19:04,495 -What shall we call him ? -Who ? 1042 01:19:05,413 --> 01:19:07,916 - The new gold fish. - It's not easy. 1043 01:19:08,124 --> 01:19:10,376 A name is for life. 1044 01:19:10,543 --> 01:19:13,880 lt took Silvia and I 9 months to choose ourson's. 1045 01:19:14,297 --> 01:19:18,134 We made lists evey day. And in the end... 1046 01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:20,428 You called him Chicco. Is that short for... ? 1047 01:19:20,595 --> 01:19:23,431 No, it's Chicco. That's his legal name. 1048 01:19:23,597 --> 01:19:26,226 9 months to come up with Chicco ? 1049 01:19:26,391 --> 01:19:29,020 You called yours Edinson, after a footballer. 1050 01:19:29,187 --> 01:19:32,190 -What if it was a girl ? - Pocha. 1051 01:19:33,649 --> 01:19:35,568 Well, goodnight. 1052 01:19:48,998 --> 01:19:50,917 Hello ? Sorry it's late. 1053 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:54,087 -Who is it ? - Alberto Colombo from Milan. 1054 01:19:54,254 --> 01:19:55,588 What happened to Mattia ? 1055 01:19:57,631 --> 01:20:00,552 - Who is it? - It's Mattia, I need to talk to you. 1056 01:20:00,759 --> 01:20:02,929 Alberto has changed his ways. 1057 01:20:03,136 --> 01:20:07,934 Mattia's changed, he works hard, he's more responsible. 1058 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:10,562 He even took out a mortgage for me. 1059 01:20:11,270 --> 01:20:13,857 Tell me, did he ask you to tell me this ? 1060 01:20:14,023 --> 01:20:15,108 No, it's all true. 1061 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,277 And I can assure you, believe me, 1062 01:20:17,442 --> 01:20:19,821 he'd love to go to the Alpine party with you. 1063 01:20:20,737 --> 01:20:23,783 Mattia, listen, it's late. 1064 01:20:24,992 --> 01:20:29,622 We'll talk some other time, okay? Bye, thanks. 1065 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,877 Let me sleep. 1066 01:20:40,382 --> 01:20:42,927 - Do you miss daddy ? -Yes. 1067 01:20:52,227 --> 01:20:53,813 Goodbye. 1068 01:21:06,117 --> 01:21:09,245 - Thanks, Costabile. - Bye, Orlando. 1069 01:21:11,456 --> 01:21:15,793 ''Meeting with Southern offices, speaker: Mattia Volpe.'' 1070 01:21:17,504 --> 01:21:19,756 - That's impossible. - Why ? 1071 01:21:19,923 --> 01:21:23,009 Alberto called me last night, he said Mattia's changed. 1072 01:21:23,217 --> 01:21:26,679 He works day and night now. People can change. 1073 01:21:27,429 --> 01:21:30,808 - People can change, Mattia can't. - He can. 1074 01:21:31,725 --> 01:21:34,979 In Milan you can change, it's not like here. 1075 01:21:35,355 --> 01:21:38,316 Eveyone works there. Everything's perfect, it's all modern. 1076 01:21:38,525 --> 01:21:40,527 And even Mattia can get ahead. 1077 01:21:40,943 --> 01:21:42,028 Look at this. 1078 01:21:43,446 --> 01:21:46,366 Love is love but this seems fishy! to me. 1079 01:21:46,783 --> 01:21:50,870 Remember when we helped Alberto and Silvia ? 1080 01:21:53,831 --> 01:21:55,625 Action ! Go, go ! 1081 01:22:03,173 --> 01:22:05,385 They want to do the same thing 1082 01:22:05,552 --> 01:22:09,556 to make us believe that in Milan Mattia's changed. 1083 01:22:10,974 --> 01:22:13,643 -You're a genius. -You're a mess. 1084 01:22:13,893 --> 01:22:17,981 -What are you saying ? -Yes, he's right. 1085 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:20,275 Good morning, ma'am. 1086 01:22:21,025 --> 01:22:23,987 Alberto wants to return Mattia's favour. 1087 01:22:25,196 --> 01:22:28,241 Only a mother truly knows her son. 1088 01:22:30,827 --> 01:22:32,245 And ? 1089 01:22:33,161 --> 01:22:34,831 And ? 1090 01:22:35,623 --> 01:22:38,126 -And this is a farce ! -You see ? 1091 01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:40,503 My son won't change. 1092 01:22:41,045 --> 01:22:43,923 Everyone can change, even Mattia. 1093 01:22:46,842 --> 01:22:51,347 Here's an idea: let's go to Milan. 1094 01:22:51,514 --> 01:22:53,725 - To Milan ? - The trip's paid for. 1095 01:22:54,309 --> 01:22:58,605 They even have a great school for stutterers there. 1096 01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:03,818 -You stutter fine as it is. -Always room for improvement. 1097 01:23:30,510 --> 01:23:32,722 What are you looking at? 1098 01:23:46,026 --> 01:23:47,987 The big suitcase. 1099 01:23:48,613 --> 01:23:51,074 The blue suitcase. 1100 01:23:54,701 --> 01:23:57,080 The red suitcase. 1101 01:24:01,750 --> 01:24:03,545 We're almost done. 1102 01:24:06,339 --> 01:24:09,092 Here. Oh no, this is the kid. 1103 01:24:16,431 --> 01:24:18,226 Porter ! 1104 01:24:26,984 --> 01:24:28,778 Look over there ! 1105 01:24:29,612 --> 01:24:33,700 Blacks dressed as executives instead of picking tomatoes ! 1106 01:24:33,867 --> 01:24:39,247 They do that to make us believe evey one can do well, even Mattia. 1107 01:24:39,413 --> 01:24:43,168 - But we're not stupid. - Leave it to me. 1108 01:24:43,709 --> 01:24:45,670 - Ma'am ! - I'll check it out. 1109 01:24:46,087 --> 01:24:48,381 Young men, are you taking us for a ride ? 1110 01:24:48,797 --> 01:24:52,427 We don't have rings through our noses. Look at them... 1111 01:24:55,555 --> 01:24:56,931 Never seen her before ! 1112 01:24:57,348 --> 01:25:00,476 Stay close, let's stick together. 1113 01:25:01,978 --> 01:25:05,315 Look, he must be talking to an accomplice. 1114 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:07,734 An accomplice ? 1115 01:25:14,948 --> 01:25:17,202 What a surprise ! 1116 01:25:17,784 --> 01:25:20,205 A woman taxi driver. 1117 01:25:20,371 --> 01:25:23,750 This is too much ! Our farce was better. 1118 01:25:24,249 --> 01:25:29,797 If you want a city to have a modern image, be credible. 1119 01:25:29,964 --> 01:25:32,175 A woman driving ataxi is a bit over the top. 1120 01:25:32,341 --> 01:25:35,845 Milan is light years ahead, women even kiss women here. 1121 01:25:36,262 --> 01:25:39,349 - Right, miss ? -Yes, it's true. 1122 01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:44,646 Thanks, ma'am. 1123 01:25:44,811 --> 01:25:47,106 Thanks, buddy. 1124 01:25:48,942 --> 01:25:51,569 Via Mecenate 235. 1125 01:25:52,402 --> 01:25:56,199 Oh, she's turned the meter on, this is a real farce. 1126 01:25:56,448 --> 01:25:59,786 - They use them in Milan. - Seatbelts on, please. 1127 01:26:01,578 --> 01:26:04,749 - In the back too. -Yes, it's the law. 1128 01:26:06,543 --> 01:26:08,044 ''The law...'' 1129 01:26:08,210 --> 01:26:12,340 She must be Alberto's cousin. Just look at her ears. 1130 01:26:18,930 --> 01:26:20,682 Eveyone's wearing helmets. 1131 01:26:21,057 --> 01:26:23,768 They think we were born yesterday. 1132 01:26:24,185 --> 01:26:27,856 That's true, they all wear helmets in Milan. 1133 01:26:28,314 --> 01:26:30,441 Even on bicycles ? 1134 01:26:35,446 --> 01:26:38,992 They'll start wearing helmets when they walk too. 1135 01:26:40,534 --> 01:26:42,787 There they are. 1136 01:26:45,289 --> 01:26:46,958 You need a helmet in Milan. 1137 01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:50,837 She's right, they throw rocks off bridges. Don't they, miss ? 1138 01:26:51,004 --> 01:26:52,297 Yes... 1139 01:26:58,844 --> 01:27:01,556 Look at her ! Unbelievable ! 1140 01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:06,269 Good show, we believe you ! 1141 01:27:07,644 --> 01:27:11,524 Look, all in single file, all in order. 1142 01:27:11,690 --> 01:27:14,527 We should call child protection services ! 1143 01:27:22,493 --> 01:27:24,162 Milanese doors ! 1144 01:27:25,245 --> 01:27:27,081 Ma'am, it's 24 euros. 1145 01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:30,084 Of course get your friends to pay you. 1146 01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:32,545 Excuse me, it's 24 euros. 1147 01:27:32,712 --> 01:27:37,175 You want to earn money with this farce. How awful ! 1148 01:27:37,342 --> 01:27:40,512 No, you're crazy. You have to pay me. 1149 01:27:40,677 --> 01:27:45,225 It's useless, just accept the facts. You're no good at acting. 1150 01:27:46,016 --> 01:27:48,228 Porter, our luggage, please. 1151 01:27:50,855 --> 01:27:54,859 It's hard to explain the happiness of efficiency. 1152 01:27:55,275 --> 01:27:58,571 And even more, the efficiency of happiness. 1153 01:27:58,863 --> 01:28:03,785 But today I have the right man here, a man who came from the south, 1154 01:28:04,202 --> 01:28:10,959 a man who found glory in the north, the hard-working Mattia Volpe. 1155 01:28:18,382 --> 01:28:23,304 My dear friends, this project has three extraordinay values, 1156 01:28:23,470 --> 01:28:25,682 in which I profoundly believe. 1157 01:28:26,015 --> 01:28:28,685 Number one: efficiency. 1158 01:28:29,102 --> 01:28:30,436 Two: readiness. 1159 01:28:31,145 --> 01:28:33,648 Three: punctuality. 1160 01:28:34,189 --> 01:28:37,277 - Efficiency, punctuality... -You were right. 1161 01:28:38,403 --> 01:28:41,698 -Just as I thought... - They're all in on it. 1162 01:28:42,072 --> 01:28:43,950 I've tried it. 1163 01:28:44,575 --> 01:28:47,996 Registered post in 1 minute, 50 seconds is a thrill. 1164 01:28:48,328 --> 01:28:50,373 Son-of-a-bitch. 1165 01:28:51,456 --> 01:28:56,421 Too much northerness at once, all we need is fog and Alpine soldiers. 1166 01:28:57,213 --> 01:28:58,882 There's one. 1167 01:29:03,969 --> 01:29:05,889 Take that off! 1168 01:29:06,388 --> 01:29:08,474 - Maria ! -You look ridiculous. 1169 01:29:08,641 --> 01:29:11,811 lt's between me and Alberto. How are you ? 1170 01:29:11,978 --> 01:29:14,105 Stop it, I'm not stupid. 1171 01:29:14,605 --> 01:29:16,566 Castellabate could be the Far West 1172 01:29:17,150 --> 01:29:20,695 but Mattia could never work like a Milanese person. 1173 01:29:21,529 --> 01:29:23,656 -And so ? - I nearly fell for it. 1174 01:29:23,864 --> 01:29:26,910 But you're no good at farces. Liar ! 1175 01:29:27,660 --> 01:29:29,704 Farces ? 1176 01:29:31,706 --> 01:29:35,043 Farces ? So even Alberto... 1177 01:29:36,752 --> 01:29:39,088 Efficiency, readiness, punctuality. 1178 01:29:39,255 --> 01:29:41,341 Enough of this bullshit. 1179 01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:43,426 Shame on you. 1180 01:29:43,842 --> 01:29:46,387 -Who is this mad woman ? -Shut your mouth ! 1181 01:29:54,061 --> 01:29:56,105 Drop dead. 1182 01:30:11,161 --> 01:30:13,790 I'm from the south like you 1183 01:30:14,707 --> 01:30:19,671 and I know post offices are full of elderly folk passing their time. 1184 01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:26,052 lt's full of emotions, of couples who go there to talk, 1185 01:30:26,385 --> 01:30:28,805 to hear a comforting word. 1186 01:30:30,306 --> 01:30:33,059 So this project won't work in the south. 1187 01:30:34,227 --> 01:30:36,354 Go up there, now ! 1188 01:30:37,062 --> 01:30:40,316 This project won't work in the south ! 1189 01:30:40,650 --> 01:30:42,485 Calm down ! 1190 01:30:43,945 --> 01:30:45,363 Stay here. 1191 01:30:45,529 --> 01:30:48,867 I'm a postman like you and I'm from the north. 1192 01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:53,288 lt's not true that this project won't work in the south. 1193 01:30:53,537 --> 01:30:57,750 This project won't work in the north or in the rest of Italy ! 1194 01:31:01,296 --> 01:31:02,964 And how do I know ? 1195 01:31:03,255 --> 01:31:07,427 I realised when I started taking time for myself and living. 1196 01:31:07,594 --> 01:31:13,308 And I rediscovered the things I love. 1197 01:31:16,810 --> 01:31:17,937 What did I say ? 1198 01:31:18,104 --> 01:31:20,565 -What a slap ! - Holy Mary ! 1199 01:31:21,399 --> 01:31:25,820 It's over for you at the post office. I can assure you. 1200 01:31:25,986 --> 01:31:29,490 - Cut it out, buffoon ! -Well said, Maria ! 1201 01:31:29,657 --> 01:31:33,912 They could have chosen a less idiotic-looking chief. 1202 01:31:35,287 --> 01:31:39,125 You're Colombo's terrible wife. I'll sue you. 1203 01:31:39,458 --> 01:31:41,127 I'm scared ! 1204 01:31:49,636 --> 01:31:53,556 - Did they hire a helicopter too ? - So it was true ? 1205 01:31:54,264 --> 01:31:57,977 -What have we done ? - It wasn't a farce ! 1206 01:31:58,435 --> 01:32:01,689 -You talk to Mattia and Alberto. - No, you do it. 1207 01:32:03,191 --> 01:32:06,611 -What shall we do ? - Let's go ! 1208 01:32:08,528 --> 01:32:11,824 Come on, I know a place where they'll never find us. 1209 01:32:19,791 --> 01:32:23,336 I've lost everything: my job, my wife... 1210 01:32:25,379 --> 01:32:29,133 I've lost my friends and mother. Could it be any worse ? 1211 01:32:30,093 --> 01:32:31,970 No. 1212 01:32:32,511 --> 01:32:33,888 Here you are. 1213 01:32:34,055 --> 01:32:37,308 Because of you I was sent to Ariano Irpino. 1214 01:32:37,642 --> 01:32:39,936 -Which one of you is Colombo ? - Him ! 1215 01:32:43,063 --> 01:32:44,649 Shame on you ! 1216 01:33:10,173 --> 01:33:12,051 It's nice here. 1217 01:33:12,342 --> 01:33:14,345 We pay for a house here but nevercome. 1218 01:33:14,762 --> 01:33:16,222 Why are we here ? 1219 01:33:16,388 --> 01:33:18,516 I'm paying for a house, I have the right to see it. 1220 01:33:18,892 --> 01:33:20,560 This is where I met Alberto. 1221 01:33:20,726 --> 01:33:23,271 You know, I met Silvia here. 1222 01:33:23,521 --> 01:33:27,275 I met Mattia on the beach. He was always sun-bathing. 1223 01:33:27,774 --> 01:33:31,571 Maria's prettier now than when I met her. 1224 01:33:31,738 --> 01:33:34,741 I can't imagine him working day and night. 1225 01:33:35,324 --> 01:33:39,037 What about me ? Now that Alberto wants more free time 1226 01:33:39,286 --> 01:33:43,750 he might be at home more, glued to me, with hobbies... 1227 01:33:44,167 --> 01:33:46,878 I want to spend more time with Silvia, and at home. 1228 01:33:47,337 --> 01:33:50,548 I'll find a hobby or I'll learn to cook. 1229 01:33:53,426 --> 01:33:55,553 - Maria. - What is it ? 1230 01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:57,889 - Tell me it's not true. -What ? 1231 01:34:00,140 --> 01:34:03,520 Hooray for the Alpine soldiers ! 1232 01:34:04,187 --> 01:34:05,647 Holy Mary ! 1233 01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:10,026 He's an Alpine soldier now too ? 1234 01:34:18,826 --> 01:34:21,496 Hooray for the Alpine soldiers ! 1235 01:34:40,889 --> 01:34:43,101 Sorry. 1236 01:34:51,275 --> 01:34:53,695 You look so handsome ! 1237 01:35:01,952 --> 01:35:04,205 Hey, drink up. 1238 01:35:05,665 --> 01:35:06,833 I don't drink. 1239 01:35:06,999 --> 01:35:10,795 You can't say no to Alpine soldiers, they'll get offended. 1240 01:35:15,632 --> 01:35:19,012 Well, the north isn't so cold, is it? 1241 01:35:19,179 --> 01:35:22,682 It's like being in Castellabate. All that's missing is the sea. 1242 01:35:35,444 --> 01:35:37,864 -What's up ? - I think I drank too much. 1243 01:35:38,072 --> 01:35:41,075 I saw my mom hugging Scapece dressed as an Alpine soldier. 1244 01:35:41,366 --> 01:35:47,081 Really ? As an Alpine soldier ? That's brilliant ! 1245 01:35:58,593 --> 01:36:00,845 Polenta ! 1246 01:36:26,286 --> 01:36:30,375 Erminia, your blood pressure's lovely. 1247 01:36:30,540 --> 01:36:33,253 No, yours is lovelier. 1248 01:36:41,302 --> 01:36:44,639 To hell with work, I'll stay home all day, I promise. 1249 01:36:44,806 --> 01:36:47,392 - Slow down. - In what way ? 1250 01:36:47,559 --> 01:36:49,811 All day is too much. 1251 01:36:53,480 --> 01:36:56,651 Only you could be beautiful in every single city. 1252 01:36:56,818 --> 01:36:59,571 In Castellabate in Milan, and here !too. 1253 01:36:59,736 --> 01:37:01,072 Idiot ! 1254 01:37:01,239 --> 01:37:03,241 When I come home I'll take out a mortgage ! 1255 01:37:03,408 --> 01:37:05,743 You said ''mortgage''. 1256 01:37:06,868 --> 01:37:09,330 Fixed-rate mortgage, flexible mortgage... 1257 01:37:10,163 --> 01:37:11,833 This is flexible. 1258 01:37:15,628 --> 01:37:17,547 lt's your turn. 1259 01:37:25,096 --> 01:37:26,431 Come and see. 1260 01:37:37,859 --> 01:37:39,944 How beautiful ! 1261 01:37:42,071 --> 01:37:44,657 -The north is beautiful too. -Wow. 1262 01:37:52,831 --> 01:37:55,168 Holy Mary ! 1263 01:38:04,844 --> 01:38:06,304 MILAN, ONE MONTH LATER 1264 01:38:06,511 --> 01:38:08,014 Eat your little salad. 1265 01:38:08,223 --> 01:38:10,725 You always say little salad, little drink, 1266 01:38:10,934 --> 01:38:14,812 little coffee... In Milan everything's little. 1267 01:38:15,063 --> 01:38:18,274 But you call a cappuccino a ''cappuccio''. 1268 01:38:19,651 --> 01:38:21,861 - These are veal shanks. - I know. 1269 01:38:22,069 --> 01:38:23,988 - This is pork stew. - I know. 1270 01:38:24,196 --> 01:38:25,573 -This is a cutlet. - I know. 1271 01:38:25,782 --> 01:38:28,826 -You know everything. - I've been here ages. 1272 01:38:28,993 --> 01:38:31,704 It's not my fault you're only welcoming me now. 1273 01:38:31,871 --> 01:38:34,916 True, we haven't welcomed you officially yet. 1274 01:38:35,124 --> 01:38:38,253 - Mattia, welcome to the north. - Welcome, Mattia. 1275 01:38:39,878 --> 01:38:43,800 -A bit late, but I'm happy. -We're not like you southerners. 1276 01:38:44,132 --> 01:38:48,429 You go into people's houses, take everything and hang cheeses. 1277 01:38:51,181 --> 01:38:53,768 But you Milanese don't let anyone in, 1278 01:38:53,935 --> 01:38:56,771 you send them straight to the hotel. 1279 01:38:58,064 --> 01:39:00,191 He didn't even spend one night there ! 1280 01:39:01,276 --> 01:39:03,361 Say goodbye to the north, Mattia. 1281 01:39:04,237 --> 01:39:06,322 - Goodbye. - What's this ? 1282 01:39:15,372 --> 01:39:17,166 Castellabate ? 1283 01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:23,631 The post office fired Palmisani so I asked a favour. 1284 01:39:25,424 --> 01:39:29,721 In the end you got rid of me. You're brilliant. 1285 01:39:30,305 --> 01:39:32,015 I get my bed back. 1286 01:39:33,765 --> 01:39:36,019 This is a really typical Milanese dinner. 1287 01:39:36,352 --> 01:39:39,314 Not because we're eating veal shanks and cutlets 1288 01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:43,610 but because only in Milan do you welcome someone and say goodbye. 1289 01:39:43,776 --> 01:39:46,446 To save time, I know. 1290 01:39:46,905 --> 01:39:48,865 To Mattia ! To Castellabate ! 1291 01:39:57,956 --> 01:40:01,085 We have to pay the bill. The bill ! 1292 01:40:01,711 --> 01:40:02,879 What did you have ? 1293 01:40:03,045 --> 01:40:05,340 l shared the stew with Ciaparat. 1294 01:40:05,505 --> 01:40:08,927 A dessert and water. The usual, 22.50. 1295 01:40:10,220 --> 01:40:14,307 Half of Sandrino's stew, polenta, veal shanks, wine and coffee. 1296 01:40:14,473 --> 01:40:16,559 16.67. Alberto ? 1297 01:40:16,725 --> 01:40:19,437 Veal shanks, stew, salad, water and wine. 1298 01:40:19,604 --> 01:40:21,898 Okay, water and wine... That's 15 euros. 1299 01:40:22,064 --> 01:40:25,860 l had veal shanks too, stew, potatoes, water and wine. 1300 01:40:26,193 --> 01:40:30,114 - That's 46.80. - But we all had the same. 1301 01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:33,618 Well someone has to pay for the wine. Mattia ? 1302 01:40:34,326 --> 01:40:36,287 Well... I had a cutlet, 1303 01:40:36,453 --> 01:40:38,498 a spoonful of Ciaparat's dessert, 1304 01:40:38,664 --> 01:40:41,376 four glasses of water, one coffee with four sugars 1305 01:40:41,541 --> 01:40:42,961 and a bite of a sandwich. 1306 01:40:43,127 --> 01:40:47,090 And I looked at the meat the man at the next table was eating. 1307 01:40:48,716 --> 01:40:50,885 You always have to be... 1308 01:40:51,594 --> 01:40:53,721 Let's do it Neapolitan-style, one pays for all. 1309 01:40:53,888 --> 01:40:56,599 A round of applause for Alberto. 1310 01:40:57,474 --> 01:40:58,935 Thanks, Alberto. 1311 01:40:59,351 --> 01:41:03,356 I'm joking, it's my turn to pay tonight. 1312 01:41:08,860 --> 01:41:10,989 So I put it in first ? 1313 01:41:11,196 --> 01:41:14,576 Make sure that the bone is cut in the narrowest part 1314 01:41:14,742 --> 01:41:16,661 and that it's full of marrow. 1315 01:41:16,828 --> 01:41:18,705 I'll post you some. 1316 01:41:18,872 --> 01:41:21,332 I'll send you something nice too: 1317 01:41:21,498 --> 01:41:24,502 ''Tears of Emotion 2'' in 3D. 1318 01:41:24,668 --> 01:41:27,046 -Will it make me cry? -You won't stop... 1319 01:41:28,298 --> 01:41:31,426 Isn't it a lovely day ? Is it day time or night ? 1320 01:41:33,802 --> 01:41:35,013 Say goodbye to Erminia. 1321 01:41:35,178 --> 01:41:38,224 This is for Edinson and this is for Castellabate. 1322 01:41:38,683 --> 01:41:42,020 Will you send me a Napoli championship T-shirt ? 1323 01:41:42,562 --> 01:41:47,483 No, it's bad luck to say that. Take it over there. 1324 01:41:48,109 --> 01:41:50,778 You'll jinx us. 1325 01:41:53,614 --> 01:41:55,450 I'll say bye to Maria for you. 1326 01:41:55,616 --> 01:41:58,536 - It's a man to man thing. -Yes, I'll leave you. 1327 01:41:59,745 --> 01:42:02,916 I wanted to tell you that with a manager's wage 1328 01:42:03,081 --> 01:42:05,543 you'll easily get a mortgage. 1329 01:42:05,710 --> 01:42:07,212 I'm a manager ? 1330 01:42:07,377 --> 01:42:10,381 No. You've become responsible, but don't exaggerate. 1331 01:42:10,547 --> 01:42:13,927 - Maria, I had her promoted. - Maria is... 1332 01:42:14,260 --> 01:42:16,012 Happy ? 1333 01:42:16,803 --> 01:42:20,975 Talking of responsibility, there's something I must tell you. 1334 01:42:22,059 --> 01:42:25,230 - Remember the goldfish ? - Mr Trout ? God rest his soul. 1335 01:42:25,438 --> 01:42:29,234 - He ended up in the sushi. -You ate him ? With rice ? 1336 01:42:32,486 --> 01:42:35,198 Not me, you. 1337 01:42:38,076 --> 01:42:39,869 Anyway... 1338 01:42:40,954 --> 01:42:42,830 I think you have to go. 1339 01:42:42,997 --> 01:42:44,958 I love you. 1340 01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:48,127 Same here. Loads. 1341 01:43:10,899 --> 01:43:13,361 LET'S ROLL101942