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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:57,475 Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? 2 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,310 Bite me, Fuck Face. 3 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,228 Come on, man, you're missing it. 4 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:04,648 I've seen it a million times, you fucking ass-booger. 5 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,609 Matt, Steve is like a filmmaking genius. 6 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,569 A true American hero. 7 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,196 The Tarantino of titties. 8 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:12,656 Yeah, there's just no way you could ever be this good. 9 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,325 Hey, look, I'm going to prove to Steve 10 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,578 that I'm up to the standards of the Stiffmeister Productions. 11 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:20,289 After Steve sees my directing talent, 12 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,834 little bro's joining the family business. Is that what he said? 13 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:28,089 He finally called you back? No, but I left him another message. 14 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:33,010 He'll get back to me. It's only been three weeks. 15 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:38,432 Gentle-fucks, a toast. Tomorrow, we begin our reign as seniors. 16 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,831 Okay, people, let's take a break. 17 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,917 Remember, we play this at the end of the ceremony 18 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,544 after Pomp and Circumstance. 19 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,880 I don't want anyone starting the wrong song again. 20 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:54,008 Elyse, you need to relax, girl. I'm fine. 21 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:57,052 I just... You know, it's my first time up here, and... 22 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:59,847 Yeah, but it's graduation. It ain't the Boston Pops. 23 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:03,309 This performance sets the tone for our senior year. I mean... 24 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:08,147 Look, you just remember that everybody here is pulling for you. 25 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:14,111 Dork. Dork. Dork. 26 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:15,654 Goose. 27 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:18,657 I like them feisty. What're you doing here, Stifler? 28 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,036 We just want to say sayonara, and let you fuck-necks know 29 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,579 we plan on winning the state title 30 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,456 now that the Stiffmeister's running the show. 31 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:31,212 AdiĆ³s, butt-hugger. He's a bigger asshole than his brother. 32 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,592 Holy shit, Arianna. 33 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,720 Matt, what're you doing here? 34 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:43,641 Oh, we just want to make sure the seniors have a very memorable last day. 35 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:47,144 That's cool. So, there's a campout tonight 36 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,897 and it's only for the grads, but you could come. 37 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:53,484 Let me check my schedule. Hell, yeah. 38 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:58,239 Bring your sleeping bag, in case we decide to pitch a tent. 39 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:05,079 Check it out. Perfect timing. 40 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,997 This is going to be classic. 41 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:11,085 Time to initiate Operation Gradu-fuck-uation. 42 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,714 This is gonna be awesome. 43 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,633 Shit. Oh, yeah! Jackpot! 44 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,677 Payback, seniors. 45 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,804 Don't get that pepper spray on your hands. 46 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:27,101 A graduation gift from the Stiffmeister. 47 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,274 Dude, we should've sprayed the diplomas. 48 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,611 Sorry, bandies. 49 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,704 Bite my nuts and call me Skippy. It's a Steely Dan. 50 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:50,249 - A what? - It's a double-headed dildo. 51 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,710 It's a dildo. It's a dildo. 52 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,212 Holy shit. It's even got a name. 53 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,630 Picardo. 54 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,090 Picardo? 55 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,385 Spray that shit. Fuck, no. Finders keepers. 56 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,721 Okay, everybody, Pomp and Circumstance. 57 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,097 Five-minute warning. Let's go. 58 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,516 The bandies. Let's get out of here. 59 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,689 - Matt? - Leesy. 60 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,985 How they hanging? Still small and perky, I see. 61 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,611 That's funny. 62 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:20,988 Yeah. 63 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:25,617 What're you doing here, Matt? I just came by to wish you good luck. 64 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:28,245 You know, on the whole music thing. Good luck? 65 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,956 You haven't said a word to me since the eighth grade. 66 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,293 Yeah, and that tone of voice is exactly the reason why. 67 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,712 So, I'm going to take off now. 68 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:44,928 Ladies and gentlemen, please rise to honor our graduates. 69 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,680 Douchebag's gonna miss it. 70 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,861 Oh, yes. 71 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,574 Are they crying? 72 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,037 Holy shit! 73 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,253 Yes! 74 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,235 Eat shit, seniors. 75 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,042 Yeah. Oh! 76 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:05,134 Stifler! 77 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,432 I've been waiting for this moment for a very long time. 78 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,477 And now, the day of reckoning has come. 79 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,065 Hello, Matthew. 80 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,026 Your brother must be very proud. 81 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,157 You've continued his legacy. 82 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:30,659 Tormenting the innocent, 83 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,830 defiling all that is good and pure. 84 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,003 But now, you're going down. 85 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,923 Ooh. What're you going to do, expel me, Shermanator? 86 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,595 I am a sophisticated counseling machine 87 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:53,474 sent back in time to guide young and innocent minds. 88 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:58,770 My primary directive is to protect the students of this institution 89 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,649 and all, indeed all mankind 90 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,320 from the menace that is another Stifler. 91 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,114 Behavior modification is required. 92 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:12,284 It's not too late to change your future. 93 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:18,999 No, expulsion would be too easy. 94 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:21,543 Hmm. 95 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:25,464 I know the perfect punishment to fit your crime. 96 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,719 Since you have so much trouble with the band, 97 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,972 perhaps you should make friends with them. 98 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,724 No fucking way. 99 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:42,189 Either you learn to be more considerate or you will be expelled. 100 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,525 No football. 101 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,693 No parties. 102 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,612 No spring break. 103 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,949 No graduation. 104 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,909 No college. 105 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,702 No coeds. 106 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,996 Comprende? 107 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,586 Pack your bags, Stifler. 108 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,090 You're going to Band Camp. Band Camp! 109 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,224 Bullshit, trash. 110 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,397 All right, Steve! Valley Girls Gone Wild. 111 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,191 Fuck. 112 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,336 I told you Steve would get back to me. 113 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,754 I mean, it was just a postcard, 114 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,965 but it gave me a great idea. 115 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,133 Look... 116 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,385 Steve's shit-head friend, Jim, 117 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,887 he married this freaking nympho band-geek, Michelle. 118 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,890 And he said all they do at Band Camp is screw 24/7. 119 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:03,186 Matt, buddy, you cannot screw band chicks. There are standards. 120 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,649 I'm not talking about screwing them, scrotum-breath. 121 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,402 I'm talking about videotaping them. 122 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:14,239 People love to see dorks doing that freaky shit on hidden video. 123 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:18,160 Bandeez Gone Wild? Steve's gonna have some competition now 124 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,912 because little bro's joining the family business. 125 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,961 Yeah, Spy Chest. 126 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,464 Secret Video. 127 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,216 Hell, yeah. 128 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,763 Color night vision? I'll take it. Shit. 129 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,190 How about tomorrow? This is going be great. 130 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,651 Welcome to Tall Oaks 2005. 131 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,780 Let's hear it from Lloyd Memorial High. 132 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,198 L-L-O-Y-D! 133 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,034 L-L-O-Y-D! 134 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,663 - Mount St. Marie. - Mount St. Marie! 135 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,331 Mount St. Marie! 136 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,041 East Great Falls High. 137 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,669 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 138 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,754 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 139 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:56,133 And five-time defending Tall Oaks Cup Champion... 140 00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:57,676 Beechwood Academy. 141 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,011 We're number one! We're number one! 142 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,179 We're number one! 143 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,514 Okay, settle down. 144 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,600 Now, as you know, each year 145 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,687 one senior Tall Oaks composer is awarded 146 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:13,275 a full scholarship to the prestigious Robards Conservatory. 147 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,527 Elyse, this is your year to win. 148 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,864 This year, Dr. Susan Choi, president of Robards, 149 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,867 will judge the compositions herself. 150 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:26,455 And let's not forget to welcome the Tall Oaks Camp Counselors. 151 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:37,841 If you visit our infirmary, Nurse Sanders will take care of your every need. 152 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:45,265 Okay, so let's work hard, and may the best band win. 153 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,316 You guys ready? 154 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,669 What the fuck? 155 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,506 Are you a rookie? You look lost. 156 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,926 Are you an asshole? You're hairy, and you smell like shit. 157 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,427 I'll, uh... 158 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:26,389 I'll ignore that kind of talk once. 159 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,392 We don't speak that way here. 160 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:34,272 Rookies are to wear their beanies at all times. Those are the rules. 161 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,817 And who made you the mayor of Geek Town? 162 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:42,072 I'm Brandon Vandecamp, senior drum major of Beechwood Academy 163 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,907 and the president of the Tall Oaks Council. 164 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:48,036 Oh, and who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy? 165 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,544 Suits you well. 166 00:13:55,669 --> 00:14:00,423 Golly, jeepers, thanks. Hey, you know, since I'm an official band geek and all, 167 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,342 can you guess what my favorite piece of music is? 168 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,387 I have no idea. The Nutcracker. 169 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,600 - Step back, bitch. - Holy mother of Mozart. 170 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,145 This is bad. 171 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,898 You didn't know Jackie Chan was in the house, did you boys, huh? 172 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,984 Stop that. Stop that now. 173 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,403 Those knob-slobbers started it. 174 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,114 That's not true, sir. We simply reminded him to wear his beanie. 175 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,616 And then he viciously assaulted Brandon's genitals. 176 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:31,246 That's a lie, you dick-snot. Oscar, Jimmy, escort this man to see 177 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,915 the Macro. The what? 178 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,459 You're dead. Now, gentlemen. 179 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,546 God, Brandon, are you okay? 180 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,966 You want to tell me what the hell you're doing here, Stifler? 181 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,635 It don't matter, Big O. He ain't gonna be here long. 182 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,970 - Bitch! - Get over here. 183 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,139 Macro gonna fuck your ass up, fool. 184 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,808 What the fuck's a macro? The Macro. 185 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,060 Morale And Conflict Resolution Officer. 186 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,563 I heard this one time, this kid went into that office 187 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,398 a baritone and came out a soprano. 188 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,818 Clarinet up the ass backwards, yo. What? 189 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,493 Pussies. 190 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,675 Oh, I'm sorry. 191 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,638 Frankenstein. Scary stuff. 192 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,642 I am just a Boris Karloff nut. 193 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:38,229 I'm the Macro, Mr. Levenstein. Holy shit, you're Jim's dad. 194 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,483 He screwed that redheaded nympho chick at my lake house. 195 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,612 Oh, my, you're not a Stifler? Yeah, I'm Steve's brother, Matt. 196 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,116 There are two Stiflers? Yes, sir. Hey, what're you doing here? 197 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:54,496 Oh, well, Jim is now out of the house, married to Michelle, 198 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,791 that redheaded nympho chick that you spoke of. 199 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,003 And, being a former Tall Oaks Counselor of the Year, 200 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:07,133 she was hired to be the Macro this summer, but she got pregnant. 201 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:11,054 No doubt due to the tendencies you alluded to earlier. 202 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,182 And I have a great rapport with young people... 203 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,226 ...so I just stepped in and volunteered. 204 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:20,397 That cretin is not in our band, and we are not responsible for his actions. 205 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,983 Who pissed in your piccolo? I'm sensing some hostility here. 206 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,567 He poisoned my band. What? 207 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,487 I'm the Macro and it's my job to deal with... What is he doing here? 208 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,116 Matt Stifler is pure evil just like his brother. ...conflict. 209 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,826 Thanks, Leesy. 210 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,999 She seems nice. 211 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,334 There are rules, of course. 212 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,211 You will have to wear a beanie. Yeah. 213 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,631 Oh, I know. It's a little silly, but it's tradition here, 214 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:50,343 something you're familiar with, being on the football team, I'm sure, 215 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,972 with your elephant walks and circle jerks and drinking butt beer. 216 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,391 But here, you just have to wear a silly little hat and 217 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,561 a somewhat stylish Tall Oaks T-shirt. Yeah. 218 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,688 So, just go with the flow, Matt, 219 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,107 and you will have loads of fun 220 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,652 and you'll be making new friends in no time. 221 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,537 Hey, Ernie Kaplowitz, tenor sax. 222 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,541 Cool! I'm a rookie here, too. 223 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,670 I really wanted to come last year, but Computer Camp conflicted, and... 224 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:29,966 Oh, yeah, that was here when I arrived. I think it has your name on it. 225 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,344 What is it? 226 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,017 Hi, welcome to Casa de Stifler. I'll be your host, Matt. 227 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:42,604 Every day here, I'll make it my sincere goal not to have to kick your ass. 228 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,065 Allow me to show you to your new accommodations. 229 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,027 When I'm out here, you're in there. 230 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,572 Have a great day, fucko. 231 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,157 I don't... 232 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,787 Okay... 233 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,622 I'll just go ahead and put this stuff away for you. 234 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,874 All right. Bandy-vision. 235 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:08,797 This is a 1978 Ohio State show... 236 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,465 The Wizard Of Oz. 237 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:14,302 The one where the sousaphone player forgot to dot the I? Oh, hey. 238 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,057 Yeah, right. Freaks. 239 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,228 Never fear, the Stiffmeister's here. 240 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,356 Band Camp just got a whole lot better, ladies. 241 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,192 You're Steve Stifler's younger brother, aren't you? 242 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,152 Young and hung. Great. 243 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,321 Could you send him a message for me? 244 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,572 No problem, seƱorita. 245 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:45,625 Well, it looks like Steve gave someone the old Stifler bang-and-boot. 246 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,713 Is there a problem here? No, everything's fine. 247 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,802 Have fun at Band Camp. Thank you, I will. 248 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,642 Later. Word. 249 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,562 You need to start showing some respect around here, Stifler. 250 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,439 You need to show yourself back to your table, Big Dog. 251 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,608 Out of my way, yo. 252 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:16,573 Hola, chicas. Elyse, so good to see you again. 253 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,826 So, what's going on tonight? We gonna party, get a little crazy? 254 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,495 Who wants to rack up a few frequent fucker miles? 255 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,665 You know, you are the most... Most sexy man ever to come to Band Camp. 256 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,794 What? Chloe, he is so obnoxious. Sexy obnoxious. 257 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,964 Thank you. I'm tired of messing around with these 258 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,966 dorky-ass nice guys 259 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,218 and "sensitive-artist" types. 260 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:42,473 Let's party with a real hombre tonight. Hell, yeah. That's me. 261 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,978 - 100% hombre. - All right, my room, 8:00. 262 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,900 Great first day, campers. This is your Macro speaking 263 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:55,153 and, hey, morale couldn't have been higher today. 264 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,740 So hop in the sack, and get a good night's sleep because 265 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,285 starting tomorrow, we have many, many exciting activities planned, 266 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,872 not the least of which is the race for the Tall Oaks Cup. 267 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,208 So let the games begin. 268 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,212 Bandeez Gone Wild. Scene One. Party hombre. 269 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,888 It's called Strip Trivia. We made it up. It's a Band Camp tradition. 270 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:26,517 "Fourth and Long," "Sextuplets," "Banging Babes," and "Who Blew Me?" 271 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,771 This looks like my kind of game. Shall we play? 272 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,775 You sit in the middle. Your game, my seating chart. 273 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,485 Sit a little closer, ladies. 274 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,612 Don't be scared. It's all right. 275 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,239 Okay... 276 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,408 The rules are simple. You choose a category and a question 277 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,953 and every time you miss, you strip. 278 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,246 Hell, yeah. 279 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,831 I'll go first. "Who Blew Me?" 280 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,667 Good. 281 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:57,632 I am a silver Stradivarius trumpet played by a Pulitzer Prize winner. 282 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,051 Who blew me? 283 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,761 Yeah, like I'd know. 284 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,472 Sorry. Lose the shoes, and pick again. 285 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,266 You didn't tell me this shit was about music. 286 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:10,061 Well, it is Band Camp, moron. Hey, to be fair, 287 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,523 maybe we should just give him a head start. 288 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,778 All right. Yeah. 289 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,031 Okay, all right. All right. 290 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:26,244 What's wrong with you? Scared to show off the mosquito bites? 291 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,080 I've matured since the fourth grade, Matt. Have you? 292 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:32,208 Oh, I've got 10 pounds of dangling maturity right here, Leesy. 293 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,295 Quit calling me that. Okay, okay, moving on. 294 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,964 Matt, just pick another question, please. 295 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,300 All right, screw it. Whatever. 296 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,052 There you go. Suck on that. 297 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,139 Fourth and Long. 298 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,640 Sure, no problem. 299 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:55,148 Of Beethoven's major symphonies, which has the longest fourth movement? 300 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,192 All right, I see where this is going. 301 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,112 Fine, you win. 302 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,492 I free ball, ladies. 303 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,537 Got to let the big boys breathe. 304 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,789 All right, we play by my rules now. 305 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:15,001 Football questions only. Prepare to strip, ladies. 306 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,921 Wait. But first, does anybody want a beer? 307 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,131 I do. 308 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:24,635 The counselors have a secret stash in the fridge across the hall. 309 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:25,845 Would you mind? 310 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,931 Now we're talking about a fucking party. 311 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,808 Stiffy'll be back in a jiffy. 312 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,435 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 313 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,355 I mean, there's nobody around 314 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,357 and we haven't seen your best side yet. 315 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,866 Yes! We got him. 316 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,912 So busted. 317 00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,963 Man, big boys, wake up. 318 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,341 Just gotta turn down the AC in there, huh? 319 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:04,759 Good night, girls. 320 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,602 Sorry, asshole, game's over. 321 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:19,357 Yeah, the big boys will love the long walk home. 322 00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:22,026 Room check, girls. 323 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,487 Oh, shit. 324 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,115 Ditch his clothes. Out the window. 325 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,660 All right, who wants a long neck? 326 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,626 Nurse Sanders. 327 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:43,923 They set me up. He attacked us 328 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,925 with pepper spray and ruined our graduation. 329 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,260 I went there for a friendly game... 330 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,928 Hold it. Hold it. Kids. 331 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,304 Okay... 332 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,306 Where are your clothes? 333 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,686 I have them. 334 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,439 May I ask why? Well, they got me naked... 335 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:02,442 Oh, whatever. He took his own pants off... And they stole my clothes. 336 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,986 And I got stuck up there with Mrs. Doubtfire checking out my... 337 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,536 Let me see if I have this straight. 338 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:18,583 Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead 339 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:21,794 just to gain the approval of his sociopathic brother. 340 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:25,798 And, Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude 341 00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,634 who needs to loosen up and get laid. 342 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:32,013 Excuse the expression, dear. Is that close to being on the money? 343 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,266 Look, kids... 344 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,978 The only way to solve your differences 345 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:41,230 is by working together. 346 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,192 So why don't you start tomorrow 347 00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:47,695 by putting one foot in front of the other? 348 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,284 Left flank hut. 349 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:56,996 Turn and hut. 350 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:05,963 What the fuck! 351 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,383 Band 10 hut! 352 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:10,843 Holy shit. 353 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,764 When I yell "band 10 hut," you snap firmly at attention. 354 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,641 You want to see me firmly at attention? 355 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,476 I already have. I wasn't impressed. 356 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:22,855 Look... 357 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,691 We've never beaten Beechwood, okay? 358 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,528 For some of us, it's our last shot. 359 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,990 Just stop screwing up, okay? 360 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,659 Yeah, asshole. 361 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:39,247 Okay, people, back to work, let's go. Whatever. 362 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,373 I don't need this shit. 363 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,084 Reset the block. Front ranks, right here. 364 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,183 Housekeeping. 365 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:28,588 Oscar, brought me something to drink? 366 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,464 Come on. Good looking out, baby. 367 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,262 Hey, it's Ernie Crapowitz. 368 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,473 So you finally came out of the closet. Good for you. 369 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:43,227 Look, I want to know what goes on at night, all right? 370 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,938 All the crazy shit. Naked pillow fights, whatever. 371 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:49,525 Do I look like the guy that's in charge of the naked pillow fights, huh? 372 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,152 It's my first time here. 373 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:52,445 Notice the beanie? 374 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:53,779 Yes. 375 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,198 Yes, I do. 376 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,619 Yes, speaking of beanies, where's yours, Stifler? 377 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:01,829 You still not following the rules, huh? 378 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,914 Let's see. Look. He's getting in trouble again. 379 00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:07,418 No standard-issue Tall Oaks T-shirt and no beanie. 380 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,838 I believe that's two points from Great Falls, Mr. Nelson. 381 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,007 Tell you what, Vande-cramp, 382 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:16,093 what if I took his beanie 383 00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:18,929 and put it on my weenie? 384 00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:23,142 How do you like that Vande-cramp? It's on my head, right? Huh? 385 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,519 Make it five points from Great Falls. 386 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:26,979 Five points. 387 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:30,232 Man, this place sucks donkey ass. 388 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,527 Ugh... 389 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,073 Put your beanie on, son. 390 00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,747 Five points. 391 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,606 Stay still. Stop moving. 392 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,441 He ain't going nowhere now. 393 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,861 This isn't your world. This is our world, and we don't want you in it. 394 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:18,197 You already cost us five points in the standings. 395 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,032 We can't have that. 396 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,034 Set the man up with his beanie. 397 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:31,502 Now you're representing, fool. 398 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,045 And this toothpaste 399 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,881 this will make up for the pepper spray, asshole. 400 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,021 Oh, shit. 401 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,650 I'll get the paint thinner from maintenance. 402 00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:57,236 Animals. 403 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:11,917 Matt, you were sent here 404 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:13,753 to make a change. 405 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:17,673 And, so far, you've only had your sinuses sanitized. So... 406 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,468 I think it's time to try a new approach. 407 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,887 Make some friends. 408 00:29:24,472 --> 00:29:26,307 Earn their trust. 409 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,853 Why would I want to earn their trust? 410 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,108 Good. 411 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,155 That's what I'm talking about. 412 00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:44,825 Welcome to Stifler-vision. 413 00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:47,411 I think there's a cymbal class at 1:00. 414 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:48,746 I hate that. 415 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:51,040 Yeah, but it's better than the bass drum relay. 416 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,374 Yeah, that's true. 417 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,716 Counselors going wild. 418 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,221 Yours look totally fantastic. 419 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,390 Two for the price of one. My left one's bigger, see? 420 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:12,061 Yeah, mine, too, baby. They can totally fix that. 421 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,271 That shampoo smells awesome. 422 00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:17,691 Thanks. I get it from this Russian lady who does my bikini wax. 423 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,068 Brazilian or Playboy? 424 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,403 Actually, I get mine customized. 425 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,739 - Wanna see? - Oh, yeah, show me. 426 00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:27,660 Oh, my God, how cute. There's a little music note. 427 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,411 No! Yeah, I used to be flat. 428 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:32,414 Just like I used to be. Lens fog. No! 429 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,427 What is that thing, butt weasel? 430 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,555 Yeah, it's the KR3, baby. 431 00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:51,267 The Kaplowitz Remote Robotic Rover. And you are so busted. 432 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,937 Hey, Oscar, somebody call the Macro. Dude, please, shut up. 433 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,816 Pull your panties out of your ass. I can help you with that chick. 434 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:03,737 What chick? 435 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:06,323 Dude, the one with all the tattoos. The Tubanator. 436 00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:07,867 Her name is Chloe. 437 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:11,871 Come on, man. I can help. I'm the Stiffmeister. 438 00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:14,748 Master of love and romance. Bullshit. 439 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:19,378 I nailed three cheerleaders in one week on spring break. College cheerleaders. 440 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,433 And I know why your camera spritzed out. 441 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:37,104 Dude, this thing is awesome. 442 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:40,774 You ever use this to look up chicks' skirts? No. 443 00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:43,235 But I did use it to win the State Science Fair last year. 444 00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:45,613 And I'm hoping it gets me into MIT next fall. 445 00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,740 I really want to work for NASA. 446 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,451 National Anal Sex Association? 447 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,411 No, it's Space... 448 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,331 There's an Anal Sex Association? 449 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,917 Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. 450 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,629 Wait, there's a Space Association? 451 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,215 You were supposed to use this. 452 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:10,512 See, it's got an anti-fog lens. Duh. Yeah, good. 453 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:16,435 Can the robot record? All right, so, what are your intentions? 454 00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:20,397 With the video, I mean. What are you doing? 455 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,066 Oh, it's just for fun. 456 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,778 I mean, who doesn't like to look at hot naked chicks, right? 457 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,281 Keep it between us, and I'll let you watch. 458 00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:32,952 Plus, I'll have you giving Chloe the pelvic noogie inside a week. 459 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,789 Hey, Stifler. Phone. 460 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:39,249 We're in Detroit! 461 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:42,336 Locked into sweet Brazilian rum. 462 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,172 I'm fucking fubar, man! 463 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:49,593 I sent you rum today. Could come in handy in Dorksville. 464 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,387 Man, this place blows. 465 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,181 Hey, my roommate, Dr. Robot, 466 00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:56,517 busted me taping some college chicks in the shower. 467 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,727 So now I have to be all nice to him and shit. 468 00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:02,272 And I'm not getting any good footage 'cause these fucking bandies hate me. 469 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:06,193 Think of it like trying to hook up with a virgin. 470 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:09,863 Act like you give a shit about them until they bring you into the good stuff. 471 00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:11,824 Earn their trust? 472 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,410 Dude, that could work. 473 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,870 I'll be an undercover bandy fucker. 474 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:21,500 Hello, everyone. Isn't it a peachy day here at Band Camp? 475 00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:25,587 Band buds. How's it going? Yo. 476 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:30,300 Hey, I just want to say thanks for the little wakeup call. You kidders. 477 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:34,596 Hey, I can finally hear the music calling me, okay? 478 00:33:35,264 --> 00:33:38,559 There. Hear it? Yeah. Me, too. 479 00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:40,561 So I'm a totally new man, and... 480 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:43,480 By the way, you both look great in pantyhose. 481 00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:57,202 What are you doing? Awaiting my marching lesson, ma'am. 482 00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,747 Look, Matt, I really don't have time for this right now. 483 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:03,417 No, look, I figure I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. 484 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,920 Matt, marching's hard, okay? It's not like throwing some football. 485 00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:08,714 Oh, you ever thrown into double coverage? 486 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,507 You ever high-stepped in double time? 487 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:13,844 Yes, ma'am, the time the cops chased us across Koreno's Creek. 488 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:17,806 And you got so scared, you cried. 489 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,686 I had allergies. It was winter, Mattie. 490 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:27,107 Well, if you don't teach me to march, I might just cry again. 491 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:31,695 Fine. 492 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:36,033 Left foot on one and three, right foot on two and four. 493 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,659 You have to do math? 494 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:50,130 One, two, three, middle. One, two, three, line. 495 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:52,466 Right foot on four. 496 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,221 Keep your step size even. My what? 497 00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:02,267 All right, there we go, little buddy. I'm gonna fix you up good. 498 00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:07,022 Any girl that knows how to play a tuba, she can do things. 499 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:08,690 That's what Stifler says. 500 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,401 I don't know what it means, but it's got to be good. 501 00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:12,736 You're good to go. 502 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,404 Let's go find Chloe. 503 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,418 Holy shit. 504 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,923 What the hell? Who's doing this? 505 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:36,635 Take it. 506 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,803 It's okay. 507 00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:50,858 Thanks, little creepy machine. You're welcome... 508 00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,985 Beautiful lady. 509 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:12,713 With my right, with my right, but I can also do it with my left, with my left. 510 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,301 Bootie. 511 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:19,678 Good game. 512 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,389 Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. 513 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,895 You just touched my bootie. 514 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,362 What's that? Your instrument. 515 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,615 That's fucking gay. 516 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,659 I mean lame. Good. 517 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:46,205 Now, there are two positions. 518 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:51,043 Carrying position, like this, and playing position, like this. 519 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:52,878 Now when I call, "horns up," 520 00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:55,088 you're gonna move your instrument out, and then... 521 00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:56,840 Hello, losers. 522 00:36:57,007 --> 00:37:00,802 Matt. Oh, my God. Matt, I am so sorry. 523 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,180 I think I bit a hole in my tongue. Oh, let me see. 524 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,766 No, no hole. On today's episode, 525 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:08,393 wasting time on lost causes. 526 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:11,521 Speaking of which, I understand 527 00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:14,066 you composed the music to your show, Elyse, 528 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,776 if you call that music. 529 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,320 Yeah. That's right. I did. 530 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,614 And who'd your daddy hire to compose yours? 531 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:25,661 I'm just giving you fair warning, cupcake. Robards Scholarship is mine. 532 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,579 Like you need it. 533 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,916 It's not a matter of need. It's a matter of want. 534 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,668 Yeah, I get what I want. 535 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,586 Why don't you shut the fuck up? 536 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:35,796 Matt, don't. 537 00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:39,716 What are you going to do? Kick your ass. 538 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,718 Are you challenging me? No. 539 00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:45,180 Yeah, what if I am? No, Brandon, that is not what he's doing. 540 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,100 I accept. Amphitheatre, 5:00. 541 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,353 It's been three years since I've been challenged. 542 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,480 We got a challenge. 543 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,610 I look forward to reminding people why. 544 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:00,946 East Great Falls. Hoo, ha! 545 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,407 I'll see you there, asshole. 546 00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:06,493 Do you know what you just did? 547 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,912 Doesn't matter. Fucker's going down. 548 00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:11,665 Matt, you challenged him to a duel. 549 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,166 With swords? 550 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:17,629 No, you idiot. You each get on stage and perform. 551 00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:19,756 And the crowd decides who wins. 552 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:22,175 Can't we just do keg stands? 553 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:27,180 Matt, this is serious, okay? Beechwood gets five points if he wins, 554 00:38:27,264 --> 00:38:30,559 which, you know, he will because he plays an instrument. 555 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,561 Well, so do I. 556 00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:35,897 Let the Tall Oaks Battle Royale begin. 557 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:39,359 The prize is five points towards the cup. 558 00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:42,237 Okay, Brandon, you're up first. 559 00:39:26,323 --> 00:39:27,574 Come on! 560 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:32,496 Suck on that, bitch. 561 00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:34,831 Lame. 562 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,125 This is so embarrassing. 563 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,460 Okay, Brandon. 564 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,170 Now you show him, Brandon. 565 00:39:58,355 --> 00:39:59,564 Take that! 566 00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:13,495 Well, seems this contest is over. 567 00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:17,082 Figures. We just lost five points. 568 00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:22,421 And the winner by forfeit is... 569 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,883 But I know it's not his fault... 570 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:48,697 Play that funky music white boy 571 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:51,491 You don't know the words. 572 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:54,995 Play that funk music white boy 573 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:57,372 Lay down that boogie 574 00:40:57,456 --> 00:40:59,958 And play that funky music till you die 575 00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:15,015 He should shave that. 576 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:19,936 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 577 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,147 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 578 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,608 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 579 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,485 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 580 00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:31,698 Okay, five points to Great Falls. 581 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:36,077 All right, Great Falls! 582 00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:40,582 East Great Falls! 583 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,001 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 584 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:44,961 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 585 00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:47,172 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 586 00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:49,633 East Great Falls! Hoo! Ha! 587 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:52,385 Hey. Hey. Hey. 588 00:41:52,636 --> 00:41:54,721 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What? 589 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:57,265 Are you really Scottish? Fuck, no. 590 00:41:58,099 --> 00:41:59,559 My mom made me learn an instrument. 591 00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:01,728 That's the most annoying one I could think of. 592 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:05,649 I think you were just born to squeeze sacks and blow pipes, Stifler. 593 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,192 Hey, Oscar. 594 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:14,616 How many other Oscars do you know? Go! 595 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:19,371 What's up? Your drum line sounds pretty tight. 596 00:42:19,496 --> 00:42:20,539 Oh, thanks. 597 00:42:20,664 --> 00:42:22,582 You let me know if you want to learn some new moves. 598 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:23,667 Really? 599 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,627 He's gonna screw it up. He's definitely gonna screw it up. 600 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:26,711 Hey. 601 00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:30,173 Thanks for winning those points back. 602 00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:32,676 I lost them. I had to get them back. 603 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:36,346 Hey, guys, Sheree's gonna show me some moves. 604 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:38,139 Hey, gang, 605 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:41,101 just a little reminder that as the battle for the cup 606 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,644 heats up, let's try to remember 607 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:47,107 to keep up that Tall Oaks spirit of fair play and friendly competition. 608 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:50,527 We'll have enough spit for a six-pack. 609 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,741 Yeah, baby, you did me proud, son. Thanks, J.Lo. 610 00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,285 It's cool. Big O? 611 00:42:58,702 --> 00:43:01,705 Quite a little show you put on yesterday, Stifler. 612 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:04,541 You know, these plebes think you're some kind of hero. 613 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:06,960 I don't know what a plebe is, Vande-creep. 614 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:10,255 Didn't anybody tell you not to mess with the big dog while he's eating? 615 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:13,091 It's mine, jerk-wad. Now will you give it back? 616 00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:17,804 Dildos. This is still my camp, asshole. 617 00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:20,599 You're going down. No, I'm not. 618 00:43:20,682 --> 00:43:21,808 But your mom did last night. 619 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:24,477 Did she play the trumpet? Because she has really strong lips. 620 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:26,896 That's right. 621 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:36,406 Mmm! 622 00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:39,034 Mmm, mmm, mmm! 623 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:43,622 Yummy. 624 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,336 That's what I'm talking about. Whoo! 625 00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:51,921 What happened this time, Claire? 626 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,506 Well, I was working on my solo 627 00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:55,050 and I hurt myself. 628 00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:57,761 I've been fucking poisoned. 629 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,556 Ipecac is a natural herbal extract 630 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,726 that triggers the regurgitation reflex. 631 00:44:09,189 --> 00:44:11,858 Whatever's in there should be out soon enough. 632 00:44:12,192 --> 00:44:13,902 Like him, if we're lucky. 633 00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:19,491 Well, I'm pretty sure it's probably just something 634 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:24,245 you had for lunch, you know? I've got the same problem. Very sensitive stomach. 635 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:28,166 I was at a banquet once. On the same plate, if you can believe it, 636 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,752 they had creamed venison, 637 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,296 squid fritters and jellied pork. 638 00:44:39,219 --> 00:44:40,387 What? 639 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:02,117 Hey, what's up, crust bucket? 640 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,493 Come here, dude. Check this out. 641 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:05,704 So, this afternoon, while the counselors 642 00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:07,414 were practicing for the talent show, 643 00:45:07,497 --> 00:45:10,375 I faked an asthma attack, and I changed both of the cameras. 644 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:14,212 Oh, shit! What the hell are they doing? 645 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,965 It's their talent show routine, au naturel. 646 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:20,093 Dude, you filthy little cyberfucker. Shit. 647 00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:22,595 Hey, I thought we were just going to watch. 648 00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:25,390 Exactly, we may want to watch it again. 649 00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:31,855 Oh, yes. Counselors gone wild. Dancing white ta-tas. 650 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:36,776 Hey, so, I took your advice about Chloe. I used the Rover to deliver a soda. 651 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,028 That was your cool, crazy idea? 652 00:45:39,112 --> 00:45:40,822 Yeah, I think she actually liked it. 653 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:43,950 Yeah, that sounds gay. It's not gay. 654 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,496 Anyway, there's this bonfire-slushee party tonight 655 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:51,291 and I really need to know Step Two in the Stiffmeister plan. 656 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,503 Slushee party. Really. 657 00:45:55,837 --> 00:45:57,422 Special delivery. 658 00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:59,632 Prepare to jam with the bearded clam. 659 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:02,010 Get ready to cuddle the love puddle. 660 00:46:02,302 --> 00:46:05,638 The time has come for Dr. Robot to get laid. 661 00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:06,931 Get laid? 662 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,768 I told you, trust the Stiffmeister. 663 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,771 Meister means "master" in German. 664 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:17,859 Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages? That's Step Number Two? 665 00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,778 No, actually, it's Step Four. 666 00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:22,530 You don't have the balls for Two or the tongue for Three. 667 00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:24,699 I've got the balls. 668 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,827 Hey, you haven't heard Step Five yet. 669 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:35,001 Born to be wild 670 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:42,634 Well, I'm hot-blooded check it and see 671 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:46,763 I've got a fever of 103 672 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:49,682 Come on, baby do you do more than dance? 673 00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:54,229 This is some good shit. Don't enjoy it too much. 674 00:46:54,354 --> 00:46:57,816 We have a big practice tomorrow, you guys. Relax, Leesy. 675 00:46:58,191 --> 00:47:01,402 Suckle the tender fruits of Band Camp with your friends. 676 00:47:01,528 --> 00:47:05,406 Come on, Elyse. Cut loose a little bit. Have some fun. 677 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,825 I am having fun. 678 00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:09,911 Hey, horn dog, let's go get some more of these before they run out. 679 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,413 All right. Horn dog? 680 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:17,043 Yeah, it's his nickname. Dude will stick his dick into anything. It's unnatural. 681 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:21,923 Check it, dawg. This one time at Band Camp, I fucked an oboe. 682 00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:25,343 Really? Blow in it for a while, 683 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:30,056 get that wood nice and warm, slap on some valve oil and go to town, yo. 684 00:47:30,265 --> 00:47:32,433 Hey, maybe you should try a flute. 685 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:36,938 Hey. Hey. 686 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,566 Now's a good time to teach you those moves. 687 00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:40,692 Really? 688 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,532 What? 689 00:48:01,963 --> 00:48:03,423 I know what you're doing. 690 00:48:03,506 --> 00:48:04,549 You do? 691 00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:07,594 It's what you always do. You're a fake. 692 00:48:07,886 --> 00:48:11,014 You do whatever it takes to be the center of attention. 693 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:14,934 Just like when we were kids, around me, you were regular old Matt, 694 00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:18,563 but around Steve and his friends, you were the Stiffmeister. 695 00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:21,190 Who're you going to be tonight? 696 00:48:21,441 --> 00:48:23,067 Hey, cheese dick, 697 00:48:23,151 --> 00:48:26,988 why don't you quit being such a fucking taint licker, and get me another slushee. 698 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,490 Fucking puss monkey. 699 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:40,084 You know what? I am going to have some fun. 700 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:51,179 Fucking hoes, man. I don't get that shit. 701 00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:55,183 I mean, right now, Oscar's off in the woods tapping that counselor biatch, Sheree. 702 00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:58,102 What's up with that? That cock spring is getting laid? 703 00:48:58,186 --> 00:49:01,189 True that. And here we are, the two dopest homeboys in camp 704 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:05,610 and we ain't got no prospects for our palm pilots. That's fucked up, dawg. 705 00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:08,029 Dude, I gotta see this. 706 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,450 Use your hips more. 707 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:13,618 Hips, like that? 708 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:17,580 Yeah, now faster. Yeah. Like that. A circle. Like that. 709 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:21,834 Crikey! The alpha female has chosen an unlikely mate. 710 00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:24,545 Will he survive this dangerous encounter 711 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:29,217 or will she satisfy her primal needs and then devour him for dinner? 712 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,135 Stay tuned. 713 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:35,056 I'm sorry. I'm really no good at this stuff. 714 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,183 Relax. You're doing fine. 715 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:42,271 This sucks. 716 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:45,108 How's that feel? Oscar. 717 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:47,902 Is that your drumstick poking me? 718 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:51,030 I don't have my drumsticks. 719 00:49:51,114 --> 00:49:53,908 Are you standing up for me again, Oscar? 720 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,202 It's getting hot. 721 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:59,372 Smack my ass and call me cowboy. 722 00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:02,333 Hello, Double-D Sheree. 723 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,585 Hips. Hips. 724 00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:06,504 Use your hips. Oh, yeah, hips. 725 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:08,423 And step, and... 726 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:13,052 Who knew? 727 00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:15,221 Wow. 728 00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:17,890 Oh, shit! 729 00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:19,809 You're a sweet guy, Oscar. 730 00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:22,395 Bandeez Gone Wild. Scene 69. 731 00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:24,814 Double-D Sheree and Big O. 732 00:50:27,442 --> 00:50:29,986 Yo, we at Tall Oaks sipping on juice 733 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:32,280 Got horns, trumpets rhythm and flutes 734 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,657 Great Falls laying it down 735 00:50:34,741 --> 00:50:37,368 Gonna ride fucking Beechwood out of the town 736 00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:39,787 J.C., what rocking the bunch 737 00:50:39,871 --> 00:50:42,915 All tripped out on the fucking fruit punch 738 00:50:47,754 --> 00:50:50,006 Hey, are you sure about this? I mean... 739 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:53,593 I just want to be respectful. Oh, that's sweet. 740 00:50:54,052 --> 00:50:57,930 But right now, I just want you to respect me real hard and bad. 741 00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:01,476 Lucky son of a bitch. 742 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:04,270 The only person who's gonna get laid around here. 743 00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:15,490 Hello, oboe. 744 00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:33,966 This is so cool. 745 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:40,014 I hope I didn't scare you with the Rover and the soda. 746 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,974 No, man, it was cute. 747 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:46,604 Nobody's ever been that sweet to me in my whole life. 748 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:48,564 Plus, to be honest, 749 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:52,485 metal really turns me on. 750 00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:53,986 Oh. 751 00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:21,514 Man, the shit's stuck. 752 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:48,374 Turn off the lights. Damn, gangsta. 753 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:49,500 I was just fucking with you, dawg! 754 00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:51,127 You... It's stuck. 755 00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:53,671 Shit, you want help? Don't touch me. 756 00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:56,215 Come on. 757 00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:58,259 Maybe you should blow on it. 758 00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:00,219 Maybe you should blow on it and I'll pull. 759 00:53:00,303 --> 00:53:02,555 Hell, no. Jimmy ain't putting his lips on that thing. 760 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,098 Jimmy should be a team player. 761 00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:06,434 - Try and relax, dawg. - Not so hard. 762 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,060 Oh, my God! 763 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:16,569 I was just trying to help him get it off, yo. 764 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:18,571 Dude, shut up. 765 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:19,780 Whatever. 766 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,908 He had an allergic reaction to the valve oil. 767 00:53:21,991 --> 00:53:24,660 The swelling should go down in a few minutes. 768 00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:29,040 These kinds of things would never happen with our old Macro. 769 00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:52,897 We didn't have MTV when I was growing up. 770 00:53:54,232 --> 00:53:56,817 So maybe it's the over-stimulated times 771 00:53:56,901 --> 00:54:01,030 that we live in that causes young men to stick their 772 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:04,700 instruments in such odd places. 773 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:08,162 I knew a certain young man once 774 00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:11,582 who actually engaged in sexual congress with an apple pie. 775 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,584 And he turned out just fine. 776 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:17,088 So, you're perfectly normal... 777 00:54:18,214 --> 00:54:19,757 As these things go. 778 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,147 Hey. 779 00:54:38,109 --> 00:54:41,237 Are you okay? Oh, yeah. 780 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:45,825 I'm so drunk right now. I'm probably going to forget about you 781 00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:49,412 porking an oboe. 782 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:00,256 I have six piercings. 783 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:04,302 That doesn't include the ones on my face. 784 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,233 Two right here... 785 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:24,655 And four down here. 786 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,210 Haven't seen that in a while. 787 00:55:38,711 --> 00:55:43,674 Yeah, well, no time for dance. It's all about band, band, band. 788 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:45,843 No, I was talking about you having fun. 789 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:49,263 I have fun. I have fun all the time. Yeah. 790 00:55:49,347 --> 00:55:51,557 I just get stressed out, you know. I mean... 791 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:55,061 We graduate next year, and I don't know. 792 00:55:55,144 --> 00:55:57,188 I mean, I don't really talk about it all that much 793 00:55:57,271 --> 00:56:00,232 because the cup is, like, a team thing, and... 794 00:56:00,316 --> 00:56:03,527 But winning the Robards Scholarship, I mean, that is like 795 00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:05,279 my future, you know? And 796 00:56:06,155 --> 00:56:08,991 Dr. Choi is coming. I mean, 797 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,661 you don't understand. She's like famous, 798 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:16,207 like holy-shit famous. And, sometimes, I just... 799 00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:18,918 I get really stressed out 800 00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:22,838 and I calm myself down by going off and playing on my Picardo. 801 00:56:23,381 --> 00:56:26,092 Wait, you have... Picardo? 802 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:29,011 It's just a cheapie, but I lost it. 803 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:32,473 Wait, if I somehow found this Picard thing... You found it? 804 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:34,642 Maybe. Give it back. 805 00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,477 If you let me watch. 806 00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:40,481 Okay, but it takes me a while to warm up. 807 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:43,025 I have all the time in the world. 808 00:56:45,653 --> 00:56:46,695 Figures. 809 00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:51,158 But I'm going to have to be really drunk. 810 00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:55,121 I mean really drunk. Really drunk. 811 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,331 Yes. 812 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,417 Beat it, jerk off. 813 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:20,938 Okay, people, let's take a break. 814 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,485 We're all a little sluggish today. 815 00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:29,905 Man, we suck. 816 00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:33,534 Man, one night of fun was not worth losing a whole day of practice. 817 00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:39,081 Give me this thing. 818 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:42,126 All right, listen up, you lazy bunch of lip shits. 819 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:44,170 Those Beechwood plebes aren't taking breaks. 820 00:57:44,253 --> 00:57:47,173 We want to win this thing, we've gotta bust our asses. 821 00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:49,633 Come on, bitches. Back to work. 822 00:57:49,717 --> 00:57:52,511 Matt, that's my job. Grab your cocks and move your socks. 823 00:57:52,595 --> 00:57:54,722 We're at war here, people, war! 824 00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,307 Show some tits. Grow some balls. 825 00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:58,184 Hey, keep that thing warm for me. 826 00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:00,853 All right, now. What, you want to let Beechwood tittie-fuck us? 827 00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:01,979 I didn't think so. 828 00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:03,856 All right, Tall Oakers, 829 00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:06,984 we're in our final week. Time to put on our game faces. 830 00:58:07,067 --> 00:58:10,237 And time to strap yourselves in for a bumpy ride. 831 00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,281 I want the oboe, clarinet, black thingies 832 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:15,159 and we've got the rhythm section in a full-on blitz. 833 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,328 - Are you with me, bandies? - Yeah! 834 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:19,580 Competition for the Tall Oaks Cup is 835 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,748 really heating up. 836 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:25,461 Beechwood wins. 837 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:28,714 Whatever. 838 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:30,132 I told you, you should let me steer. 839 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:31,926 Take that bitch home, man. 840 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:35,012 Drive it in. Hey, you, fuck face... 841 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:36,972 I don't even know where to start with you. 842 00:58:43,479 --> 00:58:44,813 Beechwood leads. 843 00:58:44,897 --> 00:58:47,149 Great Falls and Lloyd are tied for second. 844 00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,276 Beechwood licks nuts. Hut! 845 00:58:57,826 --> 00:59:00,246 Victory, East Great Falls. 846 00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:05,668 Right foot on line. 847 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:09,505 Jimmy, you fucking lotion lover. 848 00:59:16,637 --> 00:59:19,265 East Great Falls by four points. 849 00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:30,568 Hey, butt pirates ahoy. 850 00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:32,570 Your little band 851 00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:34,613 may be leading in the competition, Stifler... 852 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:39,034 ...but make sure to let us know if you get thirsty. 853 00:59:39,118 --> 00:59:41,078 Yeah, 'cause there's plenty of this. 854 00:59:46,709 --> 00:59:50,671 That's funny for you dorks. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Yeah. 855 00:59:50,879 --> 00:59:53,507 Man, screw that challenge. I'm just gonna kick his ass. 856 00:59:53,591 --> 00:59:55,759 No, wait. I've got a better idea, 857 00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:58,721 if you think you're man enough. 858 01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:11,817 Yes. 859 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:15,070 Hey, you sure you can do this? Hey, born to be a porn star, baby. 860 01:00:15,154 --> 01:00:16,572 Delivery on demand. 861 01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:20,784 When I get back, I'll be a million Stiflers lighter. 862 01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:30,294 Hey, ocupado. 863 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,670 Sorry. 864 01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:37,593 Oh. 865 01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:54,985 Dude, how about a courtesy flush, man? 866 01:00:55,069 --> 01:00:56,945 I'm trying to concentrate in here. 867 01:01:02,451 --> 01:01:03,911 Sheree. 868 01:01:10,918 --> 01:01:13,337 Mattie. 869 01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:15,255 Double-D Sheree. 870 01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:19,677 Sheree. Yeah. 871 01:01:22,221 --> 01:01:23,764 Arianna. 872 01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:27,309 Oh, Arianna. 873 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:35,859 Band, 10-hut! 874 01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,361 Leesy. 875 01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,741 Yeah, Leesy. 876 01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:44,993 Oh, yeah. 877 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,506 Nurse Sanders. 878 01:01:57,589 --> 01:01:59,717 Go ahead, give me that shot, baby. 879 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,301 Naughty Nurse. 880 01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:04,221 More. Oh, yeah. 881 01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:10,769 It's coming. Oh, yeah. 882 01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:14,982 Oh, yeah, it's coming. 883 01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:18,610 Claire? No! 884 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,198 Claire. Oh, Claire, baby. 885 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:25,325 Claire... 886 01:02:25,451 --> 01:02:26,577 Claire... 887 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,497 Claire. 888 01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:47,347 - Courtesy flush. - Oh, no! 889 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,893 Brandon, I think you're a really good drummer, so... 890 01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,060 Excuse me. 891 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,694 Listen, this is your chance to help. 892 01:03:04,198 --> 01:03:05,532 Hey, guys, 893 01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:09,369 don't forget your sunscreen. Your bodies are your instruments. 894 01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:11,538 Yeah, you don't want to be chapped for your solos. 895 01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:13,999 No, we don't. Bye now. 896 01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:21,340 What is that, 30? It's really thick. 897 01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:33,644 How's that taste, Vande-cock? 898 01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:36,355 Mmm! Good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah. 899 01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:40,234 It's a cum-pletely new formula. 100% Stiffy juice... 900 01:03:40,359 --> 01:03:42,444 SPF 69. 901 01:03:49,201 --> 01:03:50,452 Suck on that. 902 01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:53,038 Yeah. Stop, man. 903 01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:54,832 Yeah. Ernie. 904 01:03:54,957 --> 01:03:56,375 Yeah. Ernie. 905 01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:08,512 What you had before was way better than this. 906 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:12,558 This sounds like your overactive honor-society brain. 907 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:16,645 Instead of your nasty, wet 908 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:19,231 dirty-girl panties. 909 01:04:20,107 --> 01:04:22,109 It should be more spontaneous. 910 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:26,405 Stop. 911 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:29,324 Maybe you should hang out with your friend Matt a little bit more. 912 01:04:29,408 --> 01:04:30,450 Yeah, right. 913 01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:34,079 I know he's a dick and everything, but he's also got one. 914 01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:38,542 Make some love music, you know? And then your notes will just cum to you. 915 01:04:39,126 --> 01:04:41,378 Oh, Matt! Stop. 916 01:04:42,588 --> 01:04:44,089 Matt. Matt. 917 01:04:47,259 --> 01:04:49,761 Go long, you asshole. Go. 918 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,431 Hey, Elyse. 919 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,601 Throw it back. Come on. 920 01:04:56,435 --> 01:04:57,895 What you got? 921 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:02,399 Oh! Oops! 922 01:05:05,611 --> 01:05:06,987 Missed. Sorry. 923 01:05:08,614 --> 01:05:10,324 Hey, if I have to ring the triangle, 924 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:12,326 you have to throw the football, all right? Okay. 925 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:14,286 Draw your arm back. There you go. 926 01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:18,123 Shoulder to your target. Right. Okay, now step forward. 927 01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:20,626 Come on we're not marching. One foot. 928 01:05:20,709 --> 01:05:23,629 Argh. Okay. You're fine. Ready? There you go. 929 01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:25,380 Draw the ball over your ear 930 01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:28,800 and when you throw it, let it roll right off your fingers, all right? 931 01:05:29,676 --> 01:05:30,802 Okay. 932 01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:32,638 Come on, throw it. 933 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:40,312 See? I taught you something. What? 934 01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:42,898 So every time I throw it, you're gonna run and go get it? 935 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:44,733 That's generally how it works. 936 01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:46,652 Like playing fetch with my dog. 937 01:05:46,735 --> 01:05:50,530 Yeah, except I don't lick my own balls. You would if you could. 938 01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:51,907 Oh, yeah. 939 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:54,701 Okay, again. 940 01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:56,870 Right here. 941 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,707 Look, that one looks like a bunny. 942 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:03,043 - No, it doesn't. - Uh-huh. 943 01:06:04,378 --> 01:06:06,463 Maybe a bunny with one nut. 944 01:06:06,672 --> 01:06:09,424 No, that's its tail. Whatever you say. 945 01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:15,889 You think we'll win this thing? Hell, yeah, we will. 946 01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:17,849 If you write in a bagpipe part. 947 01:06:17,933 --> 01:06:20,227 Oh, God, I'll never make that mistake again. 948 01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:23,438 What? The eighth grade recital. 949 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,942 You made me write in a part for you. 950 01:06:29,236 --> 01:06:31,196 You wore your kilt. 951 01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:35,075 Yeah, Steve showed up with his friends. 952 01:06:35,701 --> 01:06:37,911 They gave me so much shit for that. 953 01:06:38,245 --> 01:06:40,622 I didn't come out of my room for days. 954 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:44,126 You made it up to him by stealing all my underwear 955 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:46,586 so you could run them up the flagpole. 956 01:06:47,546 --> 01:06:49,381 Including my training bras. 957 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:55,095 Okay, since we're having some big fucking Oprah moment here... 958 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,222 I'm sorry about your underwear. 959 01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:58,974 And the diary. 960 01:07:01,727 --> 01:07:03,729 And all that other shit, too. 961 01:07:44,061 --> 01:07:45,145 That's it. 962 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:48,565 You started it. This is gonna get me that scholarship. 963 01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:49,691 What? 964 01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:52,444 Oh, I've got to go write this down before I forget. 965 01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:55,697 Hey, hey, hey! 966 01:07:56,156 --> 01:07:57,157 Uh... 967 01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:59,409 Could we do this again tomorrow night? 968 01:07:59,493 --> 01:08:02,454 Yeah, sure. I'll see you here at sunset. 969 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,039 Hey. Um... 970 01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:07,709 Should I bring that Picardo thing? 971 01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:10,045 Okay, I'll do a solo for you. 972 01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:13,673 Hey... 973 01:08:20,222 --> 01:08:21,932 - What's up, Ernie? - Hey. 974 01:08:40,951 --> 01:08:42,953 It was that fugly nurse again. 975 01:08:58,051 --> 01:08:59,886 Oh, my God. 976 01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:01,304 Matt Stifler? 977 01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:06,768 Holy shit, look at you. Arianna, what are you doing here? 978 01:09:06,852 --> 01:09:10,188 We practice our routine with the band. What are you doing here? 979 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,691 I had to come. The school made me. 980 01:09:13,692 --> 01:09:17,112 Does anybody know about this yet? Oh, they do now. 981 01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:21,283 Hey, come on, no pictures. What're you, the papa-tit-zzy? 982 01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:23,118 Holy shit, this is so hilarious. Smile. 983 01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:27,038 Ladies. No time for fraternizing. 984 01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:32,169 Get the bags. Guess I'll see you around, bandy. 985 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:36,548 What a dork. I'm going to email this to everybody. 986 01:09:58,904 --> 01:10:01,740 Girls, that was great. Percussion, take five. 987 01:10:01,823 --> 01:10:03,575 Horns, we've got to work on intonation. 988 01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:06,244 The final performance is tomorrow, you guys. 989 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:08,914 They're so lame. 990 01:10:09,915 --> 01:10:12,334 You play the triangle. How cute. 991 01:10:13,168 --> 01:10:16,338 No, I don't. Look, I told you... 992 01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:18,340 - I had to... - I gotta go. 993 01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:21,760 I don't socialize with bandies. I'm not a fucking bandy. 994 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:25,764 I'm not. Look. I've just been acting like a geek. 995 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:29,017 I've been playing them so I could get them on hidden video. 996 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:32,687 I've been secretly videotaping them doing all this crazy shit. 997 01:10:33,605 --> 01:10:36,608 Really? Yeah, I could show you. 998 01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:41,613 Okay, come by after dinner. 999 01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:44,741 I'll leave my pompoms in the window for you. 1000 01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:19,234 You're late. 1001 01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:21,361 Yeah, no shit. Open the window. 1002 01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:26,116 Hold on. Be careful with it. 1003 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:38,586 All right, one condition before I show you the fruits of my labors. 1004 01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:39,879 What's that? 1005 01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:42,465 I want that picture on that camera phone erased. 1006 01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:55,937 Nobody at school hears 1007 01:11:56,021 --> 01:11:57,814 about the triangle or the beanie. 1008 01:11:57,897 --> 01:12:00,525 I don't want anybody to think I'm a dorky-ass bandy 1009 01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:02,527 Fine. Like, now can we get on with it? 1010 01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:05,613 As soon as you get rid of that picture of me on your phone. 1011 01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:21,671 Are you going into town? 1012 01:12:21,755 --> 01:12:23,298 Not tonight. I'm too tired. 1013 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:26,009 Besides, they're much hotter here. 1014 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:29,012 I know. It's a great crop this year. 1015 01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:47,739 There. Done deal. Now can we see the video? 1016 01:12:48,615 --> 01:12:49,991 Stiffmeister Productions 1017 01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:53,661 in association with its talented new director, Matthew Stifler, 1018 01:12:53,745 --> 01:12:55,747 is happy to premier the unedited, 1019 01:12:55,830 --> 01:13:00,293 unfiltered, and un-fucking-believable Bandeez Gone Wild. 1020 01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:02,837 Oh, yeah. 1021 01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:10,678 Oh, my God. That is unbelievable. 1022 01:13:33,576 --> 01:13:36,121 - You're kidding me, right? - That's great. 1023 01:13:37,372 --> 01:13:38,748 Danielle likes Jimmy, 1024 01:13:38,832 --> 01:13:40,583 but she's like a foot taller than him. 1025 01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:42,085 And wait till you hear this. 1026 01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:44,754 Sheree slept with that big Oscar guy, the drummer. 1027 01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:46,381 Said he was amazing. 1028 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:50,135 Well, I hooked up with Brandon once. Some drummer. He has 1029 01:13:50,218 --> 01:13:52,137 no rhythm, and he can't even bang very long. 1030 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:54,013 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 1031 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:58,226 Yeah, he's a preemie. And I'm not talking about the day he was born, either. 1032 01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:02,814 Can you get my back? I think I got a little bit of sun today? 1033 01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:03,982 Sure. 1034 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,901 Get this. He has one ball. 1035 01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:09,779 No way. One ball. 1036 01:14:11,239 --> 01:14:14,409 Yeah, that's why he carries that big stick around everywhere. 1037 01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:16,536 It's got his other ball on top. 1038 01:14:20,832 --> 01:14:22,584 Shit, shit, oh, shit. 1039 01:14:25,879 --> 01:14:27,380 What is that thing? 1040 01:14:41,436 --> 01:14:42,770 Let's kill it. 1041 01:14:43,271 --> 01:14:44,272 Where'd he go? 1042 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:45,356 There he is. 1043 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:46,608 Look out. 1044 01:15:26,481 --> 01:15:28,399 This is going into the lake. 1045 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:31,903 No one's gonna know about your little video. 1046 01:15:31,986 --> 01:15:34,656 'Cause the shit you got us doing on tape... 1047 01:15:39,661 --> 01:15:43,331 So we got a contest to win tomorrow. And I don't want to see you. 1048 01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:45,124 Understand? 1049 01:15:51,005 --> 01:15:52,465 Did you help him? 1050 01:16:17,282 --> 01:16:18,908 With East Great Falls in the lead, 1051 01:16:18,992 --> 01:16:21,786 Beechwood has to win the Band Camp Playoffs. 1052 01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:25,248 Direct yourselves to the marching field in one hour. 1053 01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:28,918 Now, Dr. Choi, Brandon Vandecamp from Beechwood 1054 01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:31,296 is our best musician by far 1055 01:16:31,379 --> 01:16:36,301 and his father, Landon, is our best donor, also by far. 1056 01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:39,512 Robards needs talented musicians 1057 01:16:39,596 --> 01:16:42,223 as much as we need talented donors. 1058 01:16:49,022 --> 01:16:50,356 Ipecac. 1059 01:16:52,734 --> 01:16:55,987 So how's it going? Are you having fun? It's okay. 1060 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:03,661 How about some Ipecac, Vande-cooch? 1061 01:17:06,581 --> 01:17:10,460 This herbal fucking extract will help you Beechwood fief play in tune, huh? 1062 01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:13,046 Shit. 1063 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:21,512 Hey! 1064 01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:24,932 I told you I don't want to see you anymore, Stifler. 1065 01:17:25,016 --> 01:17:27,185 Someday, you'll thank me, asshole. 1066 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,024 Orange? 1067 01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:34,942 Again? 1068 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,278 Damn. That orange shit is janky. 1069 01:17:37,362 --> 01:17:39,280 I'm feeling grape, dawg. 1070 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,118 I don't care how many times they won. 1071 01:17:44,202 --> 01:17:46,120 They're not getting the grape today. 1072 01:17:46,204 --> 01:17:48,581 That's what I'm talking about. 1073 01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:53,127 Your five-time defending champion, 1074 01:17:53,753 --> 01:17:55,588 Beechwood Academy. 1075 01:18:27,578 --> 01:18:28,621 They're tight. 1076 01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:30,998 Yeah, they're better than ever this year. 1077 01:18:31,082 --> 01:18:32,542 Okay, everybody. 1078 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,253 It's no surprise Beechwood is good. 1079 01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:39,132 But this year is different. This year, we can beat them. 1080 01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:43,261 We've worked hard, and we are good enough 1081 01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,930 and this is our time, so let's win the cup. 1082 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,224 Yeah! 1083 01:19:23,009 --> 01:19:24,719 Beechwood Academy. 1084 01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:28,347 Their music today was composed by senior drum major, 1085 01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:30,391 Brandon Vandecamp. 1086 01:19:30,558 --> 01:19:32,685 Beat that. Hoo, ha. 1087 01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:38,191 East Great Falls, you may enter the field for competition. 1088 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:58,669 - Band 10 hut. One, two, ready. - Shit. 1089 01:19:58,753 --> 01:20:00,338 Leesy, wait, no. 1090 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,465 No. Wait. 1091 01:20:12,892 --> 01:20:15,102 You know, I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. 1092 01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:17,355 Not my shoes. Here we go. 1093 01:20:22,193 --> 01:20:23,277 Stifler! 1094 01:20:40,962 --> 01:20:43,381 You know, you're like your brother, Steve. 1095 01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:46,259 And I don't think those are the shoes you should be so eager to fill. 1096 01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:50,137 You know, the people Steve thought were his friends 1097 01:20:50,263 --> 01:20:52,890 really didn't like him very much. What? 1098 01:20:52,974 --> 01:20:54,433 But I think you're different. 1099 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:58,771 I think people want to like you, Matt. You just make it really hard. 1100 01:21:09,949 --> 01:21:11,158 Hoo! Ha! 1101 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:17,081 Parting is such sweet sorrow. When you're a loser. 1102 01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:27,717 Mr. Levenstein reports that there were a few incidents 1103 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,135 at camp. 1104 01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:32,138 But he also says that 1105 01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:35,975 you bonded with the band briefly. 1106 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:44,317 When school starts, you're going to be on a very short leash. 1107 01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:48,279 Remember, the Shermanator sees it all. 1108 01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:51,282 Be gone. 1109 01:21:56,162 --> 01:21:58,372 Did everybody hate my brother? 1110 01:22:09,759 --> 01:22:13,220 Stardate, August 21, 2005. 1111 01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:16,057 Some progress made with Stiffy Junior. 1112 01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:18,935 Behavior modification evident. 1113 01:22:20,394 --> 01:22:22,188 Will continue to monitor. 1114 01:22:22,772 --> 01:22:25,024 Shermanator out. 1115 01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:38,621 A little "Double-D Sheree" action. 1116 01:22:43,209 --> 01:22:45,086 Little bit of Dr. Robot. 1117 01:22:46,921 --> 01:22:48,255 Crazy fucker. 1118 01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:58,034 Hey, Stifler, where's your instrument? 1119 01:23:58,117 --> 01:23:59,326 Dude, you're in the wrong uniform. 1120 01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:02,288 Screw them, dude. They're gonna freak out when they see the video. 1121 01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,540 Look, we thought that if we had an advance screening, 1122 01:24:04,623 --> 01:24:06,709 then everyone would see that you're not really a dork. 1123 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:09,211 I can't. It's gone. 1124 01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:13,424 What? The video, man, I deleted it. 1125 01:24:14,425 --> 01:24:15,468 Why? 1126 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:19,055 Guess little bro's quitting the family business. 1127 01:24:19,138 --> 01:24:20,639 Are you kidding me? 1128 01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:26,103 He went fucking bandy on us. 1129 01:24:42,495 --> 01:24:43,996 Hey, what's up, guys? 1130 01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:46,791 You a dead man, motherfucker. 1131 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,585 You, too, little man. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1132 01:24:49,919 --> 01:24:53,798 Dude, the purple puke was an accident. Somebody switched the coolers. 1133 01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:00,679 Hey, that orange shit is janky, yo. 1134 01:25:01,931 --> 01:25:06,393 Chloe, we never saw Elyse, you know, naked. 1135 01:25:07,061 --> 01:25:09,021 Matt turned off the computer. 1136 01:25:09,897 --> 01:25:12,525 So we're just supposed to forgive him now? 1137 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:16,112 He's still an asshole. You're right. 1138 01:25:17,113 --> 01:25:18,447 I am an asshole. 1139 01:25:18,864 --> 01:25:21,117 I can't take back spying on you 1140 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:23,577 and I can't win that Bandy Cup thing. 1141 01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:26,580 But I can help someone get what she deserves. 1142 01:25:27,414 --> 01:25:29,583 I'm not asking you to forgive me. 1143 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,378 Just help me help Elyse. 1144 01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:44,682 I got the number. 1145 01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:45,808 Go ahead. 1146 01:25:45,891 --> 01:25:49,478 555-0171. 1147 01:25:51,397 --> 01:25:54,150 He shouldn't have been dumping Ipecac in anyone's cooler. 1148 01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:56,068 We could've won on our own. 1149 01:25:58,404 --> 01:26:02,575 I don't even care that he saw me on camera. Well, I mean I do, but... 1150 01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:06,078 Honey, this just came for you. 1151 01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:11,292 It's from Robards. 1152 01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:14,044 What's it say? 1153 01:26:15,796 --> 01:26:18,382 Dr. Choi wants to meet with me? 1154 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:38,235 Okay. Okay. 1155 01:26:38,444 --> 01:26:40,362 Okay. Okay. 1156 01:26:42,031 --> 01:26:43,115 Bye. 1157 01:26:59,340 --> 01:27:01,759 Hi. Elyse Houston. 1158 01:27:03,010 --> 01:27:05,804 I have an appointment with Dr. Choi. 1159 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:10,476 You're not in the book. Oh, no, there must be some mistake. See... 1160 01:27:12,186 --> 01:27:13,562 I have a letter. 1161 01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:20,986 This letter is, well... 1162 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:22,905 It's a fake. 1163 01:27:23,656 --> 01:27:26,617 This is not Dr. Choi's signature. What? 1164 01:27:39,838 --> 01:27:40,965 Stifler. 1165 01:27:44,718 --> 01:27:47,012 You son of a bitch. 1166 01:27:48,681 --> 01:27:53,018 What? It wasn't enough for you to humiliate me at Band Camp? 1167 01:27:53,143 --> 01:27:55,813 Now you have to set me up here? 1168 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:18,043 What's going on here? 1169 01:28:19,461 --> 01:28:20,921 This is my band. 1170 01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:23,257 And that's her music. 1171 01:29:21,607 --> 01:29:22,691 Well... 1172 01:29:23,275 --> 01:29:26,945 I've certainly seen some interesting attempts to gain admission, 1173 01:29:27,613 --> 01:29:29,281 but this is a first. 1174 01:29:30,783 --> 01:29:35,037 Excellent audition, Miss Houston. Let's go discuss that scholarship. 1175 01:29:35,621 --> 01:29:37,956 Um, I thought Brandon won. 1176 01:29:38,082 --> 01:29:41,377 No, Mr. Vandecamp was disqualified for plagiarism. 1177 01:29:41,460 --> 01:29:42,711 All right. 1178 01:29:44,797 --> 01:29:46,882 That's what I'm talking about, yo. 1179 01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:53,430 Oh, my God, you guys, that was amazing. 1180 01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:58,060 Thank you so much. Thank him. It was his idea. 1181 01:29:58,143 --> 01:29:59,144 Word. 1182 01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:05,609 You planned all this? With some friends. 1183 01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:10,155 Come here. 1184 01:30:10,614 --> 01:30:12,116 Ow. 1185 01:30:13,242 --> 01:30:17,121 Oh, I believe this is yours. 1186 01:30:18,247 --> 01:30:19,415 You know... 1187 01:30:20,124 --> 01:30:24,169 Picardo is a brand of piccolo. 1188 01:30:25,129 --> 01:30:27,464 You really are an asshole sometimes... 1189 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:28,924 Stiffy. 1190 01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:52,044 Man, change the channel, yo. 1191 01:33:52,336 --> 01:33:55,088 Hook a brother up with some mad beats. 1192 01:33:55,172 --> 01:33:56,840 Will you cut that out? 1193 01:33:57,341 --> 01:33:59,509 Your name is James Hi Ping Chong. 1194 01:33:59,635 --> 01:34:01,261 Your dad owns a Chinese restaurant. 1195 01:34:01,345 --> 01:34:04,056 You live in the suburbs. You ain't never gonna be a gangsta. 1196 01:34:04,681 --> 01:34:05,724 Damn! 1197 01:34:08,393 --> 01:34:09,686 That's cold, dawg. 86484

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