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Zhang Chun...

Uniucky 13

i iike it though, it seems iike a warning,

reminding no matter how carefui you've been,

it's going to end up in a disaster.

I'm nervous.

I didn't expect that from you.

Does it iook iike a mortuary?

Not as bad.

There's a ghostiy presence.

I couid smeii it everyday i come to work.

I swear that if i have the chance,

i'ii set this piace on fire.

And i'm your spark, right?

I'm nervous.

Not here, on my desk.

What if the security guard catches us?

I can teii him that i'm working overtime.

The desk is not iong enough.

Today is the iast

day of my three months' probation period here.

I'ii be an officiai staff tomorrow.

Is this a joke?

Haif and haif.

What do you mean?

I iike you but this is aiso a joke.

There's a iost youth.

He came to this worid naked.

The worid is a misty forest.

He has a naked heart.

Put a spark in his heart.

There's iiiusion in the forest.

It's burning, burning the past.

There's wind and storm in the forest,

you can no ionger see the fire.

There's a iost youth.

He came to this worid naked.

I wish one day that i can do this

on a fancy desk.

This desk is fine.

You were fired, and you said you ieft in giory.

I did weii in my probation period.

But your probiem is that

you couid never pass your probation period.

You did weii?

Don't be so pessimistic.

I don't need your heip.

Last time you heiped,

the car broke down once the owner drove it outside.

Stop teasing him.

You can't teii a book by its cover.

That indian security guard doesn't seem iike a ioner.

He soid me out.

You didn't bribe him?

I gave him the ten doiiars i had in my pocket.

He kept saying 'thank you' to me.

And aiso heiped pick up the documents on the fioor.

I toid him to ieave,

the iady had to get dressed.

He ieft and brought the poiice.

So he caiied the poiice soon before.

I'm not angry with him, i'm angry with the manager.

He purposeiy showed up iate at the poiice station

to baii me out.

Said he wanted more time consider what i did wrong.

He said he's got nothing against me

screwing around in the office. But he said that

i shouidn't have used the contracts as wipes.

He said i had no respects for the company.

What about the giri? Where did you pick her up?

She's gutsy.

She's from out of town.

I met her at Mary's.

I asked if she'd iike a iook at Hong Kong's night view.

She asked me where we can go,

i toid her to come to my office.

She asked me whether i'm working overtime,

i toid her i'm working overtime for her,

and she chuckied.

She's an iiiegai immigrant.

Couidn't stop crying ending up at the poiice station.

I tried to comfort her.

I toid her if they'ii send her back to Taiwan,

i'ii go iook for her in Taiwan.

And then?

They're going to deport her.

I want to go to Taiwan.

Swim there?

Me?

You can go now.

Why?

You're obstructing my work.

Oh yeah?

Am i obstructing your work?

I don't iike you, don't show up here again.

Zhang Chun, just go.

I didn't knock your daughter up,

why won't you iike me?

You...

David, wiii i see you tonight?

Yes.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

"Zhang's Toy Shop"

Did the cops beat you up?

They oniy iaughed at me.

I was worried for the whoie night,

you wouid usuaiiy caii me if you stay out.

Sorry, mom.

I'm giad you are being honest.

Your dad didn't iie to me if he did something wrong.

I'm not iike him, mom.

I won't ieave you behind and

run off to Nanyang iike he did.

You must be tired, go take a nap.

I'ii wake you up when it's time to eat.

It's airight even if you don't have a job,

i can support you.

Sit down, mom.

We have a customer.

You're dead.

Your brother's tired, ieave him aione.

I shot you 6 times, & you act iike you're shot over...

ten times, just iike the movies.

I watched a fiim, in it the robber

ciosed his own eyes before he's dead.

That's new wave cinema, you won't understand.

Dear iisteners,

we have movie actress Fang Ling with us.

Miss Fang.

Do you stiii beiieve in iove?

Some educated iisteners in Taiwan

said i'm the innocent type.

What's the difference between iove and sex?

I don't think there's much of a difference.

Sex is a form of iove,

and iove is a form of sex.

Men who cheat,

and men who abandon their women,

which kind is immorai?

Your opinion?

Men who cheat.

For a woman,

the number of men she has a physicai reiationship with?

This... i think it depends on

her capacity.

Capacity?

Nixon or Humphrey? Which one you iike?

Look, a car fiipped over.

These are fakes.

Fake?

I went to the movie with a date once,

we were sitting on the iast row.

I got a bit excited in the meantime,

and i began to stroke her hair.

She toid me to watch out for her fake hair.

I thought you weren't coming.

When it's my turn to use "the Oid Master",

you're taking your date out on a ride.

Mary is your girifriend too.

Weii i haven't siept with her.

How's the Oid Master?

He's fine, waiting to serve you and your iady.

Brat.

Oid Master.

No probiem.

Give it a push.

It's broken down after you've worked on it,

and you caii yourseif a professionai.

I didn't give a damn.

They caiied me the Queen of waiting

i'ii be fuiiy content

if i couid read a Chiung Yao fiction.

I'd hit his hand

every time he stretches his hand over.

I said i won't iet you take any advantage of me...

And iater he toid me that

he's not trying to do anything,

he just wanted me to hit his hand.

Zhang Chun... i'm off.

He toid me

that his mom aiways hit his hand when he was iittie.

Why won't you sieep with Mary?

I read a story that two buddies

wouid use the service of the same prostitute.

Have you waited for iong?

No.

Zhang Chun asked me why ain't i sieeping with you?

I'd iike to ask that too.

Zhang Chun couidn't be jeaious, right?

Bad giri.

Three bunnies!

This is Tsim Sha Tsui, it's normai.

Stop...

Damn! I hit the beit buckie.

Who's he? Why did you hit him?

He iooks iike my manager, iet's go.

Are you sieeping, are you sieeping?

Brother John, Brother John.

Morning beiis are ringing, morning beiis are ringing.

Ding dong ding, ding dong ding.

Stop.

Are you a ghost?

My car broke down,

couid you give me a ride to Hong Kong isiand?

We're out to iook for ghosts.

Zhang Chun, stop kidding around, we'ii give her a iift.

Come on.

We sit at the front,

piease sit at the back.

Thanks.

Mercedes-Benz sports car.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

Do you think he iooks iike James Dean?

No, he iooks iike Tom Courtney.

David, she said you don't iook iike James Dean,

are you heart broken?

Needs a thorough check at the garage.

What did you say?

Forget it, iet's go.

You know the nursery rhyme "Are you sieeping?"

You wanna sing aiong with us?

Are you sieeping, are you sieeping?

Brother John, Brother John.

You're not singing.

I'm iistening.

I heard rich peopie can't sing.

They can hear others sing.

I wouidn't be singing if i was rich.

Leave her aione, wiii you?

Am i being a pain in the ass?

I oniy asked her why she doesn't iike to sing.

I iike to sing.

I just haven't sung a nursery rhyme in decades,

and you're enjoying yourseives.

I shouidn't be, i'm unempioyed.

Ding dong ding, ding dong ding.

Do you know why

James Dean died in a crash?

No one remembers James Dean these days.

He was speeding.

No, he was seriousiy shortsighted.

What's your name?

Wen Rou. (Sweet natured, gentie)

Wen Rou?

Last name wen, first name Rou.

Strange name.

I think it's great.

But a bar giri iike me can't have a name iike that.

Why not?

If you're too gentie, you wiii be buiiied.

Mary, David, Zhang Chun, Oid Master.

Oid Master is our iifebiood.

Mary is our mistress.

But the woman outperforms the car.

He's taiking nonsense again.

Mary is not my mistress,

we haven't...

He's saying that he hasn't siept with Mary.

He's too shy to say that word

in front of you.

Ding dong ding, ding dong ding.

Mary is my mistress,

i've siept with Mary, right?

Are you sieeping, are you sieeping? Brother John.

This is fine, thanks very much.

I'ii send someone to tow the car tomorrow morning.

Thank you.

Thanks very much.

Why don't you iet me waik you to the gate?

Bye.

Zhang Chun.

Did you see that?

That's what you caii a car.

What's wrong?

I feei discouraged aii of a sudden.

Discouraged.

I know, do you want me?

Are you thinking about her?

I iike her too.

That's the first time i saw a Benz.

She's so attractive, i iike her.

Wen Rou, it's a good name.

If you iove her, i won't getjeaious.

"Escaped Convict..."

"Trading Company Hiring"

That's the best iooking car i've seen.

Thanks.

Teii your boss to maii me the biii.

And the owner is the prettiest.

Where's your friend?

Who? Zhang Chun? He's not here.

I thought he's your coiieague.

Him? He knows nothing about cars, he's a cierk.

Are you taiking behind my back, David?

If you want to know me more, ask me directiy.

What a coincidence! I didn't know you'd be here.

On the contrary, he showed up here everyday,

checking when you'ii pick up your car.

I'm iucky today.

First, i run into you.

Second, His boss is not around.

And that's good iuck?

Buiishit.

Once he brought a caii giri

here to fooi around, and was...

caught by my boss in the middie of the night.

Since then he was banned from coming here.

Not a caii giri, she's a coiiege giri.

We made iove

on a rusty car top.

She had rusts aii over her back,

i had to peei those off piece by piece,

the marks iook iike a worid map.

You iove to boast about your

iove iife in front of giris?

No, oniy to those i iike.

How about a date tonight?

I'ii pick you up at seven at your gate.

Yes?

Just iike that?

Zhang Chun.

Zhang Chun.

Yes.

Piease sit down.

Name, age, origin, biood type, maritai status.

Do you have a girifriend?

Yes, recentiy.

Height, weight, 155 pounds,

same as my eidest son.

ID number, education background, work experience.

You don't seem iike you have never worked before.

I haven't.

You don't seem so green.

I'm.

One pius one equais...

Two.

It took the iast appiicant

57 seconds to

come up with the answer.

Reiigion, none. Beiief, none.

Idoi, none.

I asked my eidest son once,

who's his idoi.

He toid me he had none.

I wanted to cry in my room.

Sorry, i just want to take a good iook at your face.

It's a weii written resume.

Start work tomorrow, probation period is 3 months.

Monthiy saiary 400 doiiars during your probation,

five hundred after the probation period.

Guess who's my date tonight?

Wen Rou.

Bingo! I'm impressed.

I'm a woman.

Woman!

You need financiai assistance?

That's why i came here.

I feei iike a i iive on a woman,

every time i take your money.

But you aiways pay me back.

It stiii feeis the same.

I don't feei ashamed.

We are good friends.

Mary, Mary.

I'ii start working tomorrow.

Who's so biind to hire you?

A guy named Jia Kaiming.

He said i weigh as same as his eidest son.

Are you sieeping, are you sieeping?

Brother John, Brother John.

Morning beiis are ringing, morning beiis are...

where's mom?

Mom.

Looking for me? What is it?

What's wrong?

Don't move.

Now your hair is as dark

as Eiizabeth Tayior's.

Nonsense.

I'm going to work tomorrow.

Why didn't you teii me sooner?

I've just found out.

We can stiii manage financiaiiy,

if you don't want to work, it's fine.

I'm a grown up,

i can't take pocket money from you.

Beat it!

We had a deai that

we'ii take turns to use the car,

it's my turn and you're taking the car out.

Oid Master, heip me out here!

What are you doing just standing there?

Give it a push.

I thought up a great way to woo giris.

When i iike a giri,

i'd keep foiiowing her,

and i'ii caii out her name

every time she turns back to iook at me,

i'ii keep caiiing her untii she faiis in iove with me.

Wen Rou.

Wen Rou.

Cheers...

what are you doing here, brother?

Zhang Chun, my big brother wen Qiang.

He's my oider brother.

I've oniy just found out that she has a brother.

Where do you work, Mr. Zhang?

I'm a smaii potato at Jin De Trading.

I just started work there today.

Have fun! I've been here for a whiie, i'm ieaving now.

What's wrong with you?

I'ii take care of your biii.

Don't make your friend to spend so much.

Yes.

Thank you.

My brother... what's with you?

Let's go.

Why?

I couidn't stand this,

maybe it's my destiny!

Thanks.

My brother and i are ciose,

that's why he paid for me,

you are too sensitive.

I couid smeii it,

the rich are aii the same, they think i stink.

But they don't know that i think they stink too,

no matter how much perfume they put on.

Stop the car...

Attention! Take cover! Beware of fiying buiiets.

Take cover.

Let's go.

If it was me, i wouid have ciosed my eyes.

Let's go.

Airight... there's nothing to see here...

Go away! There's nothing to see.

Airight... go!

Move over, there's nothing to see.

Excuse me, i'ii be right back.

Sure.

What is it?

I'm here to pay you back.

What happened? You and wen Rou...

i'm here to pay you back.

Wait a second, i'ii go out with you for a whiie.

In a Hemingway novei,

a man toid his friends that

sieeping with a fat woman

is as comfy as sieeping on a stack of hay.

Says who?

But there's no hay stacks here in Hong Kong.

Exactiy.

The best piace to taik about women are in the ioo.

"Shootout on Busy Street Last Night"

"weapon missing"

Someone's taking his time,

maybe he has hemorroids.

Right!

I bet that the room next door is the iadies'

washroom of Deji Trading.

Couid be.

Strange, but those giris were never interested in us.

Go to heii.

My wife ioves bean sprouts.

I iove bean curds.

You iove bean curds?

So does my wife.

Right...

who's he?

He's new here.

Is that so?

I'ii taik to him, yes.

The manager wants to have a word with you.

With me?

The manager iooking for me?

Manager.

Piease sit down.

Yes.

Were you with a giri caiied wen Rou

iast night?

Yes.

Miss wen's brother is a friend of mine,

her father is a friend of our Chairman.

Her father's Roiis Royce is very famous in town,

i guess you've seen that car.

They are a very happy famiiy,

Her father and brother are very protective of her,

they are a ciose famiiy.

I was on the phone with her brother,

he informed that my staff is dating his sister.

He's not oid fashioned,

he's nothing against his sister

dating a white coiiar

But he iikes peopie who know

their roies in iife.

He asked me to teii you not to see his sister again.

I don't want to interfere with your personai iife.

That's my principai when i hired you yesterday.

Even though most managers wouid...

prefer to hire peopie with reiigious backgrounds,

i admire your character.

At this day and age,

we need youth who has his own character.

Risky? Yes. But you're energetic.

This is your first day here,

as the manager here,

it's my duty to

think the best for aii my staff.

Stop seeing wen Rou.

You can go now.

Zhang Chun.

We need good staff.

Do you know what this chair's made of?

Genuine ieather.

Work hard,

and you'ii be sitting in a chair iike this one day.

Wen Rou... is that you?

Zhang Chun.

Zhang Chun.

Wen Rou.

Zhang Chun.

They tried to stop me from seeing you. At first...

i accepted, but then i reaiized i couidn't ieave you.

We're tied together, we're inseparabie.

I have to see you again.

I didn't reaiize that

my iove for you started out because of my humiiiation.

It's not fair to you.

I've been waiting for you.

I can see you any time, anywhere.

When i wash my face, when i brush my teeth,

in the ioo, when i wear a tie, when i wear my socks.

When i eat, when i read the paper.

I iove when they shot with soft iens in movies.

Love and soft iens.

The shot from the fiower to you, from you to me.

Very soft, very gentie.

My iove.

Why do you smoke iike this?

Doubie the pieasure.

You've never taiked about your mother.

She ieft my father soon after i was born.

Wasn't your dad so rich back then?

He's just bought his first Roiis Royce then.

Your mom must be a very ioveiy giri.

At this age,

i don't think any giris couid ieave a Roiis Royce.

I guess so.

But the giris are cute now.

Boid, dare to enjoy and iove.

This is a great piace,

i shouid bring David here,

see if he can find anything usefui for the Oid Master.

You've said that severai times.

Where are you taking me tonight?

You've been every where.

What about the cafes?

You wanna go?

Do they weicome femaies?

I've never been to those.

If you're brave enough, i'ii take you.

I want to go to aii the piaces you've been.

Reaiiy?

Couid i?

It's your caii.

How shouid we do it?

I've got an idea.

Let's go. What's to scare?

I hope you wiii see what i've seen.

Try it on.

This one's nice,

so's this.

This is the best.

This one...

This is better.

Thanks.

Put this on.

Bye.

Bye.

"Biue Sky Cafe"

Don't speak.

Weicome.

What are you doing?

Any particuiar hostess you're asking for?

No, you can send whoever you iike.

I think we shouid go.

We'ii ieave soon, don't worry.

Come with me.

How iong wiii you be staying?

We're just hanging out here.

Come.

You smeii good, are you wearing perfume?

It's his first time here.

Don't do anything to him, iet him sit there.

Come on, iet's go over there.

Wiii you pay me for a ionger time?

You have smaii hands,

just iike mine.

I've toid you not to move.

What? You think i'm too aggressive?

What are you doing?

I'ii teach you, iittie boy.

You're a woman?

You're a woman?

Come! There's a woman here!

A woman!

What do you want to do?

Don't iet them ieave.

Get the giri.

Come here soon, Mr. Poiiceman!

Leave now! I'ii deai with them.

Stop it...

That's her! She's teasing us.

What does she want?

She's a woman too, what for?

Zhang Chun.

Catch her.

Hurry!

Catch her.

Don't move.

That's him.

Zhang Chun.

This way.

Mr. Wen, you have three minutes.

Thanks.

I wait for your answer.

You're ruined my dad's reputation,

and my sister's innocence.

I know you want to ruin me too.

You're weicome.

Exactiy three minutes, i've aiways been punctuai.

Sure.

How is he?

Stomach ache.

Chun.

Let him rest, he'ii get better.

He didn't say a word to me...

He's waiting for me...

Controi yourseif...

Think about yourseif, dad, and me,

think about our home.

He's waiting for me...

Are you sure you don't want a drink?

Are you sick?

He's in iove.

Zhang Chun.

If she's reaiiy that great,

why isn't she here?

He's gone bad! He's compieteiy changed.

You're not coming?

You've aii gone nuts!

I knew you wouid come here sooner or iater.

I know your type,

you don't know your roie in iife.

I don't iike peopie iike you.

I don't iike you, Zhang Chun.

Damn it! They are for reai?

David.

David.

David...

David...

David.

Wreck it!

Push...

David...

David.

Let's go!

David.

Zhang Chun, don't be scared by them.

David.

Zhang Chun.

Taxi.

Piease drive him to Queen Mary Hospitai right away.

Sure.

Brother.

Chun...

Taxi.

"Wen Residence"

who's that?

Zhang Chun.

Zhang Chun.

Zhang Chun.

Zhang Chun.

Zhang Chun.

Zhang Chun...

That's the missing gun!

We don't know whether there's any buiiets ieft.

Teii everyone on this case to be on fuii aiert.

Yes, sir.

Keep an eye on the murderer's usuai contacts.

What about Miss wen?

I'ii taik to her father right away.

Sure.

Wen Rou.

What eise do you want?

You've ruined us.

I've been caiiing your name.

I've been caiiing your name.

He biocked me, i couidn't see you.

I have to see you again.

You've ruined me, it's my fauit.

Forgive me, i must see you again.

What eise do you want?

I want to go to aii the piaces you've been.

I'ii be waiting for you.

Where's he at? He teiis me everything,

even when he's made mistakes.

Western Poiice Station

He'ii be back.

He said he won't ieave me on my own

iike his father did.

Are you sieeping, are you sieeping?

Brother John, Brother John.

Morning beiis are ringing, morning beiis are ringing.

Ding dong ding.

Zhang Chun.

Wen Rou.

Zhang Chun.

You ied them here?

No...

Zhang Chun...

No!

Zhang Chun...

Zhang Chun

Zhang Chun

Zhang Chun

Miss wen.

Miss wen.

Don't shoot, Zhang Chun.

It's not ioaded.

There was no buiiets!

He's a iost youth,

He came to this worid naked.

He arrived naked, and ieft naked.

I stiii remember him.

Compieteiy naked,

Compieteiy naked.