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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,615 This is Julian. Leave a message. 2 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,183 Hey, Julian, it's Ricky. 3 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:30,021 I got your message about working tonight. 4 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:33,426 I guess I can probably work, but I'm telling you one thing, 5 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,530 I'm need to get drunk as fuck. 6 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:37,702 And I need some good fuckin' dope, Julian, 7 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,741 if I'm working for you tonight. Not that shitty fuckin' mall dope 8 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,067 you usually show up here with. Let's get high, 9 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,633 let's get drunk, and we'll do this fuckin' job. 10 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,499 Did I tell him to meet us 11 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,401 15 minutes ago? - Yes. 12 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,843 It's Ricky. 13 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,739 Where the hell are ya?! - Where is he? 14 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,641 - Listen, I told you to be ready 15 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:20,512 15 minutes ago! 16 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,140 - I gotta do some family stuff. Lucy's freakin'-- 17 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:26,914 Hey, Rick. Are you talking on the phone to Julian? 18 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:27,916 Just a second. 19 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,177 No, I'm just in here using the bathroom. 20 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:33,016 - Why do have to lie to her? Why can't you just tell her, 21 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,533 "I need to make some money to support the family." Huh? 22 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,656 - Look, if you're masturbating, it's cool. 23 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,721 Just say, "Hey, I'm masturbating." No big deal! 24 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,830 - Yeah, I'm masturbating big-time, Lucy. 25 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:45,462 - Should you be on the phone with him if he's masturbating? 26 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:46,628 ...stuff cooked? Stuff-- 27 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,966 Jesus Christ! I'm trying to talk to Tony here! 28 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,242 The only reason Lucy's pissed off 29 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,400 is because we don't have a lot of money right now. 30 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,999 I'm not growing dope and I spent our grocery money. I was wrong. 31 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:56,341 - I want him close to me. 32 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,316 I want him to be Trinity's father. 33 00:01:58,384 --> 00:01:59,584 He is a good parent. 34 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,452 But until he stops working with Julian, 35 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,051 he can forget about being inside. 36 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,783 - Lucy says I can't come in the trailer. 37 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,718 No big deal. I'm used to living in cars. 38 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,663 I've been living in cars most of my life. 39 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,058 And people kinda make fun of me, 40 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,360 throw bottles at me, say, "How can you live in a car?" 41 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,492 But they just don't understand. It's not that bad. 42 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:18,456 The way I look at it, 43 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:21,008 my car is kinda like our family's cottage. 44 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:21,874 Trin comes out. 45 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:24,141 She helps me cook and stuff. We have a good time. 46 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:26,040 Lucy comes out to the car once in awhile, 47 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,582 we smoke some dope, get drunk. 48 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,117 - I'll bang Ricky. I'll go visit him in his car. 49 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,283 I don't give a shit, 50 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,411 but he is not having sex with me in my bed. 51 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,676 - I've got everything I need out here. 52 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,715 Enough make my own food and take care of myself. 53 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,550 I don't owe anybody anything in this park. 54 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,056 I don't pay lot fees, 'cause I live in my car. 55 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:45,358 It's awesome. And basically my attitude is, 56 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:46,801 I don't cause problems in this park. 57 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,526 You don't fuck with me, I'm not gonna fuck with you. 58 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:50,902 But don't fuck with me, 59 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,200 'cause I'm gonna start fuckin' with you big-time. 60 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,047 - Oh, fuckin' look who it is. 61 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,806 - I don't know what he's doing here. 62 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,584 Julian, what's going on? What are you doing here? 63 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,654 - We don't have time for this, Ricky. Let's go! 64 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:12,352 Yeah, you're getting drunk tonight, 65 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,785 but you're also working. - I'm gonna call into work 66 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,191 for a couple of hours. I'm sorry. 67 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,422 They couldn't find Cory and Trevor; 68 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:18,987 if I don't work, I'm getting fired. 69 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:19,895 And we need the money, 70 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,896 you know that. 71 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,098 Lucy, come here. 72 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,370 Look, I'll only gonna be working for a couple hours. 73 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:28,269 I'll stop and get a big bucket of chicken, 74 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,001 go to the liquor store, get some great hash. 75 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,336 We'll get drunk, smoke some dope, 76 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,111 and we'll bang tonight, listening to April Wine. 77 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:36,079 - Getting chicken and banging, that's nice. 78 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:39,179 Fine. 79 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,352 Be careful. - I will. 80 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,955 - Here's the clearing stick, Ricky. 81 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,687 All right, Bubbs, black it out. 82 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,085 These fuckin' shitty tools. 83 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,750 Move it, move it. 84 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,420 All right, it's clear. 85 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:27,969 All right, Jules. 86 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,997 What the fuck is that?! 87 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:37,035 What's up, dudes?! 88 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,940 - Where's the bank machine we're gonna rob?! 89 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,002 Turn that shit off! 90 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,270 Sorry, Ricky. 91 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:43,708 - What are you guys thinking? 92 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,579 - What are you guys doing? This is the big show. 93 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,849 You show up late, you blow our cover? 94 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,357 Eh, boys? 95 00:04:56,429 --> 00:05:00,059 We are never, ever, working with you idiots again. 96 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,033 And... 97 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,331 I'm really considering not hanging out 98 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,344 with you guys anymore. What? 99 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,696 - You don't have to do that, Ricky. 100 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,369 - Ricky, you really hurt Cory and Trevor's feelings there. 101 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,495 - Bubbles, they're the stupidest fuck giraffes 102 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,410 in the dumb-dumb salad. 103 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,543 - Fuck giraffes. 104 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:23,419 Look, Ricky, I know, but you made them cry. 105 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,319 We're a little sick 106 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,951 of messing up, Julian, every time. 107 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:29,926 - That's not right. They're our friends. 108 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,756 Now apologize. 109 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,461 - I didn't mean to make them cry. 110 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,733 - Ricky, get over here and apologize to these guys. 111 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:36,629 - Jesus Christ. 112 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:39,903 You don't have to bother apologizing, Ricky. 113 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:41,062 Come on. 114 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:41,870 - Cory, Trevor, 115 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:45,841 I'm sorry I made you guys cry, all right? 116 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,312 I'm not crying. 117 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,640 - Now get the fuck out of here. You gotta go. 118 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:57,779 - Fuck! 119 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,257 - Ricky, don't electra-cocksuck yourself now. 120 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:04,264 Delicate, Ricky, delicate! 121 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:07,832 - That's blue dye under pressure. 122 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,390 That whore blows and we all look 123 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,659 like those blue, bald-headed dicks that beat the drums. 124 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:12,898 Got it! 125 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:19,780 - I'm surprised. 126 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,636 This is going really well, boys. 127 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,389 - Holy fuck! My car! I don't have fuckin' insurance! 128 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,478 - Let's get the hell out of here, now! 129 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,150 - Wait, Julian. 130 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,919 - Ricky, come on! - Two seconds. 131 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:39,487 - Ricky, I'm leaving without ya! 132 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,725 - Julian, I'm taking a couple of cartons of cigarettes. 133 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:42,771 Big deal! 134 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:49,143 - Just a couple of cartons of smokes, eh, Ricky? 135 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,638 - Bubbles, they were free. I couldn't leave them there. 136 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,612 I think we're okay, boys. 137 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,822 - Boys, there's something flying behind us right now 138 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:04,118 that looks just like a police hell-a-cocksucker. 139 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,993 There's a fuckin' hell-a-cocksucker behind us! 140 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,155 What do we do?! 141 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,673 - Get rid of the evidence! 142 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:27,803 - This fucker gonna get to us, Julian? 143 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,721 I've got visual contact heading due east Highway 7. 144 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,124 - Julian, you gotta pull over, man. I gotta piss! 145 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,947 - Ricky, we're being pursued by the cops! 146 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,422 No! Not gonna happen! 147 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,010 - I can't hold it! I can't! 148 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:40,181 Sorry, Julian, 149 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:42,589 but I am not gonna piss myself, man! 150 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:43,922 - Out of the car, Bubbs. 151 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:45,726 - I'm not going anywhere without you guys! 152 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,858 - We're gonna get busted, Bubbles. Come on! 153 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,379 This guy's stopped.«/i» 154 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:06,708 He's urinating. He just pissed on himself here. 155 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,879 - You better not put this on the fuckin' news! 156 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,189 God, that was a good piss! 157 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,119 Fuck. Fuck. 158 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,688 - I told you not to stop! - No big deal. 159 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:25,197 We can talk our way out of this. - I'm gonna freeze up. I can't do this. 160 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:26,931 - Don't move! Hands where I can see them! 161 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,596 Stop right there! - Hey, guys, how you doing? 162 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,035 - Where are you coming from? 163 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,340 - Just back at the mall. - We're not asking you. 164 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:35,472 We're asking the guy with the mixed drink, 165 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,108 driving the car. 166 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:41,379 What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? 167 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,154 - Oh, real nice. 168 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:45,191 Making fun of a guy who can't speak. He's mute. 169 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,748 He's deaf, too. You got some jokes for that? 170 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:48,917 Maybe you can make him cry. 171 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:53,588 Anyway, guys, 172 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,126 I'm Trevor. 173 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,131 This is Cory. 174 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,733 Just put the guns away, guys. 175 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:02,244 You don't need your guns out. We don't got fuckin' guns. 176 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,568 Put the guns down, seriously. 177 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:05,703 We don't need guns. Put 'em away. 178 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:07,368 Talk it out. 179 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,037 I know why you're pulling us over. 180 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,846 We set the alarms off at the mall again, which is no big deal, 181 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,319 because we're the window cleaners. 182 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,478 Terry, a guy that works with us, idiot, 183 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,247 backs his truck in and slams into the smoke shop, 184 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,726 set the alarm off. Friend of mine, 185 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,485 so I took the cigarettes. 186 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,934 Didn't want anyone to steal them. 187 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,188 Anyway, we're gonna go back, 188 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,056 fix it up, no problem at all. 189 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,625 Guys, you gotta understand here. 190 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:34,004 I could lose my job over this and I've got four kids. 191 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,243 - What you doing running a police chopper, Trevor, 192 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,780 with four kids? 193 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:42,044 - We wasn't. I knew some shit was obviously fucked up 194 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:45,354 and we saw the big, stupid chopper in the sky 195 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,718 and pulled right over. 196 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,446 Seriously, we're just gonna get goin'. 197 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,111 We got a lot of work to do, 198 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,209 fixing that window and everything. 199 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,380 - All right, Frank. 200 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,448 Listen, this is what you're gonna do. 201 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:57,157 You're gonna go back, clean up, get the alarms off, 202 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,159 call the security company, 203 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,430 so we don't have to deal with it. 204 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:01,469 All right? - No problem. 205 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,904 - Once you're done with that, 206 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,999 you gotta get this car legal as soon as you can, okay? 207 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,172 You got lucky tonight. - You guys are really good cops. 208 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,870 You guys did... it was great. 209 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,772 The way you had the chopper-- - Yeah, yeah... 210 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,644 You were right on us. It was good. 211 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,373 - Thanks, Officer. - All right, take off. 212 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,238 - Appreciate it. 213 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:17,805 - What about you, Cory? 214 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,653 You got kids? 215 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,879 - No. 216 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,824 Out of the vehicle. 217 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:26,519 - I fuckin' had these dummies, Julian! They're stupid! 218 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:27,322 - Out of the car! 219 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,553 - You had to take a piss, didn't you? You fuckhead! 220 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,819 - You were supposed to be deaf! That door doesn't work! 221 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,327 Take him out this side, please! 222 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:36,059 - Oh, nice sign language, Rick! What the fuck was that? 223 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,065 - I'm trying here, Julian! 224 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,193 - He's not a bad goalie, 225 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:11,739 but he's dumb. 226 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,704 Ya suck, Ricky! 227 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,069 Get off the court! 228 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,704 I told you guys, your time is up! 229 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,579 - Suck it, Donny. 230 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,213 - You suck it... more! 231 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,945 - What kind of a comeback was that? 232 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,250 I said suck it and you just added "more" to it. 233 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:33,262 - Because it's more. You suck it more. 234 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,685 - Fuckin' cocky chop, fuck-linker. 235 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,731 Let's go, boys. - That didn't make any sense. 236 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:40,027 Watch when you talk to me. You're spittin' all over. 237 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,329 You guys fuckin' suck. 238 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,660 Donny is a fuckin' prick. He's a senior guard, 239 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,526 and he's jealous, 'cause I came up 240 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,974 with the ball-hockey-league idea. 241 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,939 I'm having a good time. I've got 26 days left. 242 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,308 I plan on playing ball hockey every day 243 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,677 and beating the guards in the hockey tournament. 244 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,296 And Julian, 245 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,710 Julian's not having a good time. 246 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,311 He just drinks potato vodka and lifts weights. 247 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,683 And I've seen a lot of guys go down that road. 248 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,482 It's not a good road to go down. 249 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,954 He's not happy in here, and he should be playing hockey. 250 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,583 If he was playing hockey and smoking dope, 251 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,818 Julian would be so much happier 252 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,262 than lifting weights and drinking potato vodka. 253 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,117 That's what he chooses to do, I guess. 254 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,556 - Tell me something, 255 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,431 how did you get the name Cadillac, anyway? 256 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,590 - Because I'm smooth, 257 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,759 I drive straight, 258 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,138 and I got power- 259 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,496 personal power. 260 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,344 Took old Cadillac 29 years 261 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,999 to figure it out. A lot of times, 262 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,477 the cons get out of jail, right? 263 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,005 And they want to do the big dirty, that one big job - 264 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,671 you know, make a lot of money, retire. 265 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,180 They end up retiring back in here. 266 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,241 I did the big dirty. You see where I am? 267 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,790 Forget the big dirty when you get out. Don't do that. 268 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,586 - Lots of guys here say the big dirty's the way to go. 269 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,718 You find one big job, do it right - no witnesses. 270 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,424 'Cause witnesses give up prescriptions to the police; 271 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,396 once the police has your prescription, you're fucked. 272 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,524 - It's all about change, boy. 273 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,000 Change and nothing else. 274 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,728 - I'm a criminal, Cadillac. I can't change now, man. 275 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:55,544 - I ain't talking about that kind of change. 276 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,201 - That's brilliant, man. 277 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,770 - So if I do the big dirty, then I can retire from crime, 278 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,339 have all the time in the world to spend time with my family; 279 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,908 get my family life going again. So that's what I'm doing. 280 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,478 Soon as I get out of here, I'm doing the big dirty. 281 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,317 It's fuckin' perfect. 282 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,481 - All right! 283 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,061 News flash! 284 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,059 Line up! 285 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,460 Hurry up. 286 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,332 Fuck off, Donny, you dick! 287 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,730 - Who said that?! 288 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,772 Look what I got. 289 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,568 You're not gonna like this. 290 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,010 Well, ladies, I got some news for ya! 291 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,565 - Donny, what are you doing? 292 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,414 - I'll tell ya what I'm doing, Ricky. 293 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,539 This prison's overcrowded 294 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,584 with dicks and muscle dummies! 295 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,020 So I put in a word with the warden 296 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:45,106 to let Ricky and Julian out 26 days early! 297 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,487 - Don't forget change, man, change. 298 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,162 - I won't. I won't. - Don't forget my box of shit, 299 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,661 all right? My box of shit, baby. 300 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,862 What are you doing? 301 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,925 - Fuckin' prick. 302 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,873 - Do you not see the red line, Cadill-ass? 303 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,100 Movie night is done because of Cadill-ass! 304 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,726 Fuckin' asshole! 305 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,281 I can see what you're fuckin' doing here, Donny. 306 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,807 You're fixing the hockey tournament, 307 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,412 'cause you know you can't win if I'm playing on the nets. 308 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,005 - Let it go, Ricky. 309 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,057 Let it go, Ricky. 310 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,683 You and your pretty hair 311 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,628 and your blue eyes shining like the sky, huh? 312 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,485 Shut up. 313 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,433 - I'm not leaving. I got 30 days left. 314 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,928 I'm serving every one of them, 315 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,090 then we're gonna fuckin' kick your ass in hockey. 316 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,139 - You're in jail 317 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,973 and I'm gonna let you out of jail 318 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,228 and you want to stay for a stupid ball-hockey tournament? 319 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,097 - 'Cause we're gonna win and you know it. 320 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,766 - You're not gonna to win Ricky. - And you're attracted to Julian. 321 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,605 - I'm not attracted to Julian. I'm attracted... 322 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,050 Ahem. I'm not attracted to Julian. 323 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,665 - You keep going on about his blue eyes, 324 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,950 his nice hair and everything. - 'Cause that's what you do. 325 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,649 - Sounds a little weird to me. - No, it's not weird. Shut up. 326 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,552 - I'm not fuckin' leaving. - You're leaving. 327 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,154 - No, I'm not fuckin' going anywhere. 328 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,656 - Wanna prove it? - Sure. 329 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,158 - Prove it. Leonard, Duncan... 330 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,789 - Aw, you got to be kiddin'. - Get this prick out of my jail. 331 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,225 - This is such bullshit, Donny. Gonna throw me out of jail, huh? 332 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,531 I've got every right to be in this fuckin' jail, 333 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,873 serve my sentence! 334 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,198 Darren, you gotta play nets! 335 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,213 Wayne, don't get drunk before the games! 336 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,895 Steve, move up to left wing! 337 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,406 Fuck sakes, you fuckers! 338 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,209 If I fuckin' see you on the outside, Donny, 339 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,651 I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass! 340 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,875 - Ricky, I'll fight you anyplace, 341 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,821 anytime, anywhere. 342 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,914 Donny, it's Ricky. 343 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,982 Look, man, I'm sorry I freaked out. 344 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,051 You gotta please let me back in jail. 345 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,160 Please let me play in the hockey tournament. 346 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,262 Donny, come on. I'm sorry. 347 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,768 No chance, Ricky. 348 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:39,957 You suck it! 349 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:43,409 - No matter how many times those guys go to jail, 350 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,095 it just never gets easier. 351 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,507 I mean, me and Ricky and Julian, 352 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,909 we grew up together 353 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,041 and we're closer than brothers, so... 354 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,706 I mean, when they go to jail, everything just stops for me. 355 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,307 I just end up, you know, 356 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,579 working on dirty old shopping carts. 357 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,289 Fixing them up, selling them back to the grocery stores. 358 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,662 I only make about 80 bucks a month. 359 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:09,001 You know, just enough for cat food and lot fees. 360 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,828 Who's a good boy? 361 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,634 Half the time, all I can do is just mark off days 362 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,767 on the calendar, waiting for them to get out. 363 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,009 - Dad! Bubbles! 364 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,419 I'm really proud of my boy, Rick, 365 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,584 'cause as soon as he gets out of jail, 366 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,053 he goes right back to work. 367 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,851 I, unfortunately, haven't been able to work 368 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:35,364 since the accident, so... stuck in this thing. It sucks. 369 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:36,387 But, you know, 370 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,902 at least I get a government disability check every month 371 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:43,025 and, you know, I... keep getting one, you know, 372 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,542 as long as I'm careful, so... 373 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,299 Hey, Ray. 374 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,235 - Boys. Hey, Ricky. - Hey, Dad. 375 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,040 - Aw, man, is it ever good to see you. 376 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,982 I missed you, buddy. - I missed you too, bud. 377 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,607 No way. 378 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,882 - You got me some dope plants? 379 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,420 - Check it out. - Old man came through! 380 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,535 - Ah, yeah. 381 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,247 - Check it out, boys! 382 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,623 Hey, Bubbles. - Ricky! 383 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,822 - Dad, let me tell ya, thinked over a lot of stuff in jail. 384 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,055 It's just gonna come about my family now. 385 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,071 I gotta be a better dad for Trin, 386 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,663 and I want Lucy back. 387 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,334 Yeah, dude, what's up?! 388 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,997 All right! 389 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,975 Okay, we'll followyou! 390 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,588 - What do the fuck do these dicks here think they're doin'? 391 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,961 Don't start any shit with them, Rick. 392 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,660 - Exit the vehicle, please, gentlemen. 393 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,632 Heard you boys were getting out today. 394 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,791 Welcome back to Sunnyvale, Julian. 395 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,500 - Jim. - Ricky. 396 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,272 We need to go over some new park laws, boys. 397 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,571 - What? 398 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,913 You're not a cop anymore, remember? You got fired. 399 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,908 You're just a drunk trailer-park supervisor now. 400 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:02,450 Capeek? 401 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:06,314 - Actually, I resigned from the force, Ricky. 402 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,505 - Resigned? 403 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,556 - Yeah, I make, uh, $16,500 here, 404 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,612 at Sunnyvale, as supervisor. 405 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,351 Randy makes $4,600. That's pretty good money. 406 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,887 First 10 years I ran this park, things were simply perfection. 407 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:22,304 Trailers were well-kept, people respected each other. 408 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,857 Then things changed. 409 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,496 Things changed with Julian, Bubbles and... 410 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,063 mostly Ricky. 411 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,971 - Better watch the way you speak to Mr. Lahey, Rick! 412 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,344 - You better watch the way you go fuck yourself, Randy. 413 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,743 - Ricky! Ricky! 414 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,184 It's all right! It's all right! 415 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,380 Come on, look, we got catching up to do. 416 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,012 Let's just go. 417 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,207 - I'll tell you right now, leave us alone! 418 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,149 Go get drunk, supervise the park. 419 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,015 - Mr. Lahey hasn't had a drink in almost two months! 420 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:49,724 Come on, Ricky, 421 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,025 let's start things off on the right foot here. 422 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,316 - All right, Randy. 423 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,890 I've been a bit stressed out lately. 424 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,559 Shouldn't be takin' it out on you guys. 425 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,997 Sorry, Jim. Didn't realize you quit drinking. 426 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,673 - Rick. 427 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,181 - We don't want any trouble here, guys. 428 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,214 Okay? 429 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,409 - Julian. 430 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,315 This is great, boys. 431 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:13,984 Listen, we all want the same thing. 432 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,612 For Sunnyvale Trailer Park to be a nice place to live, 433 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,088 just like it used to be. 434 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,917 - No problem, Mr. Lahey. We're just happy to be home. 435 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,763 So, we good here? Can we go through the gate now? 436 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,229 - Sure, Rick. Keep your nose clean. 437 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,388 Randy, open the gate. 438 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,028 - Won't be necessary, Randy. 439 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,103 You guys can both fuck off. 440 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,778 - Randy, don't let me start drinking again, bud. 441 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,628 - Whazzup?! - Whazzup?! 442 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,638 - Whazzup? I told you to stop saying that three years ago. 443 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,908 Now get the fuck away from me. Come up with somethin' better. 444 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,068 Cory and Trevor are so fuckin' stupid. 445 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,047 They run around saying they got their grade six, 446 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,575 but nobody remembers them in grade six. 447 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,950 I remember them in grade five. 448 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,108 But one thing I do know about Cory and Trevor, 449 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,087 their brains work on the same level as horses. 450 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,706 I mean, they look around like horses. 451 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,351 They hear a loud noise they get scared like a horse. 452 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:31,287 They're unpredictable. Just so fuckin' dumb. 453 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:32,663 See you guys later, all right? 454 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,601 - Stay for a couple drinks with the boys. 455 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,096 Come on, you just got out. 456 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,638 - I'm spending the night with Lucy tonight. 457 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,303 I'm getting drunk with my family. 458 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,131 - What are Bubbles, Julian and the old man, 459 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,096 if not your family? 460 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,044 - Come to Lucy's. We'll get stoned, 461 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,479 get drunk as fuck. It'll be a great night. 462 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,205 I gotta go, though. Ricky? Rick! 463 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,310 God, Ray, should we have told him 464 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,014 what's going on with Lucy? - No, man, he's... 465 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,777 he's gotta figure this one out for himself, buddy. 466 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,569 - You're a month early. 467 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,514 - What the fuck are you doing here? 468 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,599 - I live here, Ricky. 469 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,711 You think Lucy can pay the rent by herself? 470 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,483 - I'm out of jail now, so I'll be taking care of the fees, 471 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,352 'cause I'm gonna be making a shitload of money. 472 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,121 - I want you to stay the fuck away 473 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:32,709 from Lucy and Trinity. I'm serious. 474 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,061 - I want to talk to Lucy and Trinity right now. 475 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,647 I'm fuck-offious. - Excuse me! Excuse me! 476 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,250 - Lucy's not gay anymore, Sarah. 477 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,662 She hasn't done gay shit since high school. 478 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,404 - Lucy never graduated from high school, Ricky. 479 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,230 - I never graduated either and I'm not gay. 480 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,796 - That's not what I heard. 481 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,434 - What, were you talking to Julian? 482 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,409 I knew Lucy was only an eighth gay. 483 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,407 She banged a lot of chicks back in high school, including Sarah. 484 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,570 I banged a lot of chicks back in high school, 485 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,119 including Sarah, so it kinda cancels out. 486 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,084 One night, me and Lucy got drunk, started talking, 487 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,713 realized both of us were banging a lot of the same chicks. 488 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,449 One thing led to another, kinda got together, 489 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,014 and we're just going from there. 490 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:10,222 - Oh, you haven't heard about Lucy's new job yet, have you? 491 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:11,755 - Lucy's working? 492 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,560 - She's got an awesome new job. 493 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,902 - What new job? She working down at Horton's again? 494 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:17,897 - She doesn't need you anymore for anything. 495 00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:19,299 Nice flowers. 496 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,571 - What're you talking about, Sarah? 497 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:24,801 Where is she, Sarah?! 498 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,706 - She's in "fuck-off land," Ricky! 499 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,275 - Ricky worries me sometimes. I got a great plan here 500 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,024 and I need him. He's my wingman. 501 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,179 Don't need him gettin' all screwed up over Lucy. 502 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,117 We don't have time for chicks right now. 503 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,163 We gotta steal change. 504 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:45,658 - How many hotdogs do you want, Julian? 505 00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,821 - Four. - Four?! 506 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,970 - Well, I guess I don't get any, then. 507 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,126 'Cause Ray's gonna have half o' them! 508 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,795 - Give me two, then. - No, no! 509 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,564 Oh, yeah, so you... 510 00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:59,942 you just get out of jail and now you're telling me 511 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,981 you're gonna be robbing change out of parking meters. 512 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,167 That's fuckin' just great, Julian. 513 00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:07,509 - Bubbs, it's way safer. You can't go to jail. 514 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:10,986 We just got to talk Ricky out of doing the big dirty. 515 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,146 It's stupid. Hey. 516 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:13,584 - Hey, Ricky. 517 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,288 - Hey, Rick. - Hey, buddy. 518 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,590 - Listen, Dad, Bubbs, 519 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:19,191 is there something you guys aren't telling me about Lucy? 520 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,994 - Bubbs, why don't you, uh...? 521 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,526 - Ray, you... 522 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:27,329 - Why do you always stick me with the horseshit?! 523 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,336 Lucy got new boobs, Ricky. 524 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,568 - Lucy got new boobs? 525 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:33,273 Why? Lucy's body's perfect. 526 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:35,305 - You oughta see it now, buddy. 527 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,570 - Dad. 528 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,118 You saw Lucy naked? 529 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,453 - Down at the Gentleman's Club, Rick. 530 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,749 - They're not too big and they're not too small. 531 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:45,121 - Trevor, how the fuck did you see Lucy naked? 532 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,780 - At the Gentleman's Club. 533 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:48,618 She works at the Gentleman's Club, Ricky. 534 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,063 That's what we're saying. 535 00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:51,888 - The strip club? 536 00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,563 Gentleman's Club. 537 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,152 It's been a hard day 538 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,740 In the city 539 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:19,762 And it affects you in the most peculiar way 540 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:20,915 Straights! 541 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:27,028 We've said all that there is to say 542 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,828 And if you were to ask me questions 543 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:33,231 You don't really want to know 544 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,205 Your concern is just for show 545 00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:41,713 Just for show-oh-oh-oh 546 00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,674 Your name's a number 547 00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,049 Just press a button 548 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,677 Your memories lost but they've not forgotten 549 00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:52,954 They tried to break our... our lust for passion 550 00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:57,464 They tried to tell us that it's not in fashion 551 00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:00,969 And if you were to ask me questions 552 00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:03,402 What are we fighting for... 553 00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:06,793 - Hey. - Hey. 554 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,602 - Lucy, I just came here to see you. 555 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,343 Can I have a hug? I really missed you, in jail. 556 00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:12,429 - Okay, close enough. 557 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,381 There you go. Nice big hug. 558 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,136 - Oh, that was a nice hug. - Mmm-hmm. 559 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,752 - So how's Trinity doing? 560 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:22,077 - Off the rails is how she's doing. She's stealing barbecues again. 561 00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:26,082 Yeah, things are really different now, Rick. 562 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:27,777 Really different. 563 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,889 - Why, are you bangin' somebody or somethin'? 564 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,562 - Hey, Sonny, this is Ricky. 565 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:37,004 - Ricky, good to meet you, buddy! 566 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,898 How are ya? I've heard a lot about you. 567 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:41,060 - Rick, this is Sonny, my boss. 568 00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:44,069 - I own the joint. What can I tell you? 569 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:47,082 So is everything good? You gettin' everything you need? 570 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:50,435 - Yeah, we're fine. - Great. It's a $10 cover. 571 00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:54,786 - Oh, you know what? He's my guest. 572 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:56,553 Here's 10 bucks. 573 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,862 - Stop digging in the ashtray, will you, buddy? 574 00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:11,025 This is a gentleman's club. 575 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:12,402 - Look, I'm properly gentlemanly. 576 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,200 I just came here to talk to Lucy. 577 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:15,602 You got a problem with that? 578 00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:17,874 - Can you just give us a minute? Can we talk? 579 00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,643 - Yeah, hey, no problem. 580 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,141 What do you need? 581 00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:23,082 You know, it's a two-drink minimum, 582 00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,778 and no touching the ladies, Ricky, especially her. 583 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:27,550 You got two minutes. 584 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,089 Attaboy. 585 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,745 I'm gonna need you in the VIP room. 586 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:32,853 - Okay. 587 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,484 - Fuckin' dick! 588 00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:42,255 You know how much it is 589 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,034 to get into that room? Twenty bucks! 590 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,072 You know how much cat food I'd get for that?! 591 00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:50,196 - Good job, boys. 592 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,795 Go find some more. 593 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:54,996 - Try to get me a vodka o.j. 594 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,379 - I'm drinking gin and Seven, please. 595 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,012 - I'm drinking rum and Coke. 596 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,277 - Oh. 597 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,382 Okay. 598 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,987 You're good. 599 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,050 You're good. Okay. 600 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,099 - Are you fucked?! 601 00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:16,464 - She's just trying to hustle me for lap dances and drinks. 602 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:19,034 It's part of her job. Chill out. - So?! 603 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:22,514 - Listen. We have no time for women right now. 604 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,204 We gotta concentrate on the job tomorrow 605 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,205 and stay focused, okay? 606 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,848 - I'm focused, Julian. 607 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,813 She's looking over here. 608 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:31,912 - Is she? 609 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,418 - Julian, she's on fire! 610 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:50,355 God, this place makes me frisky! 611 00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:52,702 - Lucy, it's not just about horny stuff this time. 612 00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:53,901 There's love stuff, too. 613 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,842 - Listen, we could have a couple drinks, 614 00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:58,637 take care of the horny stuff, but that's it. 615 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,040 - Any chance I can get a couple of cigarettes off ya? 616 00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:03,272 - Look, I gotta go. 617 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,008 No matter what happens between you and me, 618 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,423 you gotta start growing dope, and you gotta get some money. 619 00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:08,775 You gotta get your life together. 620 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:12,623 - Look... I didn't mean to be so forward... earlier, you know? 621 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,891 I don't know anybody around here. 622 00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,889 Hmm. 623 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,931 So I'm just looking for somebody to hang out with. 624 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:23,058 I didn't mean any harm. You just seem like a good guy. 625 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:24,934 How about we go see a movie sometime? 626 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:26,233 - Okay! - Yeah? 627 00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,574 - Okay. Okay. 628 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,109 - Julian, can we please get the fuck out of here?! 629 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:35,410 - You're friends with the ashtray miner? 630 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,310 And you're stealing drinks too? 631 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,372 - What did you just say to me, huh? 632 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,881 You see this drink? It's my drink! 633 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:43,652 I brought it from home. I don't steal fuckin' drinks, bud! 634 00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:48,186 Yeah, Tony, pool room, please. - What kind of accusations? 635 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,349 We don't steal drinks, thank you very much. 636 00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:53,958 - Bubbles, what the fuck is going on? 637 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,022 - I got caught stealing drinks. 638 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,001 - Listen, you tell your little door pansies 639 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:01,769 to let go of my friends and we'll leave like gentlemen. 640 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,470 - Yeah. Okay, let 'em go. 641 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:06,101 You heard me, let 'em go. 642 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,482 - Thanks, Sonny. Good times. 643 00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,553 - We need to make some money. 644 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:22,216 - I know. 645 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:25,193 I promised Lucy I can't work for you. 646 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,893 - Ricky, if you want Lucy back, 647 00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:28,725 you gotta start growing dope again, 648 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,070 and you're gonna need lights, tables, fertilizer. 649 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,067 - Yup. That's why I'm doing the big dirty. 650 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:37,469 - No, you'll start stealing change with me tomorrow, Rick. 651 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,072 Ricky. 652 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:41,943 Listen, I don't really want to do this either, but, I mean, 653 00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:44,683 I gotta get money for cat food! 654 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,309 You know, I'd feel a lot more comfortable 655 00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:49,435 if you were in on that with us, Ricky. 656 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:50,751 You know. 657 00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:53,976 - Rick, I don't want to do this without you, okay? 658 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,748 We got a great team here. 659 00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:56,947 Come on. 660 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,186 - Please? Please? 661 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,757 - All right, I'll do it. 662 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:09,026 But the cock-muffin twins better be on their game. No fuckups. 663 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:10,837 - We start training them tomorrow. 664 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:29,018 - What the fuck? 665 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,701 What the fuck are you guys...? Get the fuck out of my car! 666 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,027 When you're looking for something new 667 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,372 We've got a special friend for you 668 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,203 Gives you more... - Bubbs! 669 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:47,675 Our service... 670 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,074 Bubbles, what the hell's going on with your cats? 671 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:53,450 I thought they were trained. 672 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,648 They're in my car. They pissed on my cigarettes. 673 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,420 They're pooping in my dope. - Well, Ricky, 674 00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:59,618 did you notice how damp it is in here? 675 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,061 - Yeah, this shed is fucked. 676 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:03,886 - They're not digging it in here, right now. 677 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:04,722 They like your car, 678 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,226 'cause it's dry. 679 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:08,817 And, I mean, these are free-range kitties, 680 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:11,460 you know that. They do as they please. 681 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,156 - I'm sorry, Bubbs. I'm just grumpy. 682 00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:15,098 I mean, the cats kept me up all night, 683 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,803 and thinking about Julian wanting to steal change 684 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,135 from parking meters. It's embarrassing. 685 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,439 - Well, Ricky, it's theft under a thousand, 686 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,451 you know, and... 687 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:24,953 it'll keep you from going to jail on me. 688 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,176 - I know. You're right. 689 00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,151 And don't worry about the shed, man. 690 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,119 We'll get it fixed up one day. 691 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,348 - Smell him! 692 00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:34,193 He smells like cigarettes. 693 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,189 - He does smell like cigarettes a bit, I guess. 694 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,321 - Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes. 695 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,586 They're supposed to smell like kitties. 696 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:42,025 Aren't ya? 697 00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:45,755 - Sorry, Bubbs. I'm just grumpy, man. 698 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:49,857 They kept me up all night fuckin' with me. 699 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:52,881 - You should put a new shirt on maybe, Ricky. 700 00:31:58,182 --> 00:31:59,442 - Excuse me. 701 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,947 Please tell me that's not Trinity's breakfast. 702 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,450 That's pathetic. - Trevor made it. It's fine. 703 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:06,682 - Whatever. You're lucky Lucy's still asleep. 704 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,448 - Don't start shit with me and Lucy again, please. 705 00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,957 - I'm not starting shit with you and Lucy. 706 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:15,300 I told you to leave her alone. - That's not gonna happen. 707 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:16,386 - Whatever. Hey, sweetie. - Hey. 708 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:17,797 - Remember you are grounded, okay? 709 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:20,299 So don't leave the park, all right? 710 00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:22,531 - So, Trin, does Mom talk about me at all? 711 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,197 Do you think I got a chance of getting back with her? 712 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,466 - Yeah, if you stop working with Julian. 713 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:29,405 - Are you gonna stop stealing barbecues 714 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,680 and selling them at the flea market? 715 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,679 - No way! That gets me money! 716 00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:37,523 - Okay, Trin, what we're doing here is wrong. 717 00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:39,988 The only reason we're doing it is 'cause you're hungry, 718 00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:42,028 Dad's got no money and I'm late for work. 719 00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:43,693 Welcome to Danny and Terry's. 720 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:45,351 What's popping? - Yeah, how's it going? 721 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:46,830 I came through here two hours ago. 722 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:49,768 I had a huge order for a picnic and it's all messed up. 723 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,274 I'm missing, uh, two cheeseburgers and... 724 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,026 - Orange pop and onion rings. 725 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:55,734 - Three or four orange pops, some onion rings. 726 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,327 I got kids crying back at this picnic. 727 00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:59,538 Mothers are pissed off at me and it's your fault. 728 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,170 I gotta get this food fast. So, please. 729 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:04,365 I don't want to get the manager involved, but I will. 730 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,539 - I'm terribly sorry, sir. Please drive through. 731 00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:15,094 - Trin. 732 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,819 You gotta quit smoking, I'm serious. 733 00:33:16,894 --> 00:33:18,494 I was reading these word papers in jail 734 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:20,003 and it's really bad for ya. 735 00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:22,864 Come on, we'll both go on the patch again together. 736 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:23,924 You can do it. 737 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,702 - I guess if you'll do it with me again, I guess I could try. 738 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,501 - Hey, that's all I'm asking. 739 00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:30,133 Hand over the cigarettes. 740 00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,799 I'm gonna need your lighter from you, too. 741 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,037 And a couple of bucks for gas, if you got it. 742 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,814 Awesome. Thanks, sweetie. 743 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,934 You guys really gotta get your shit together in there. 744 00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:54,604 - Fuck! 745 00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:11,078 - Hey, Jim. 746 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:12,779 - Barb. 747 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:14,340 - I have a little question for you. 748 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,389 You wouldn't know why the lot fees 749 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:19,514 have been dwindling over the last two months, would you? 750 00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,350 Barb likes to power trip on me 751 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,616 all the time. 752 00:34:22,693 --> 00:34:24,023 We were married once. 753 00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:27,185 She actually, uh, made me supervisor here at Sunnyvale. 754 00:34:27,265 --> 00:34:30,025 She doesn't like when the lot fees don't come in on time. 755 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:33,131 She doesn't like that I have a little problem with alcohol. 756 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,704 And she sure doesn't like Randy. 757 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:38,403 - Can you and Randy handle taking care of this park, 758 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,336 or should I get somebody who can? 759 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,641 - Barb! 760 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:44,272 - I want the lot fees collected, deposited, 761 00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:45,778 and if somebody is three months behind 762 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:48,180 and doesn't pay, I want them out! 763 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:48,812 Good? Good! 764 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:50,746 - Look, I'm working on it. 765 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:53,852 Sunnyvale is the most important thing in my life. You know that. 766 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,355 - You sure it's not getting drunk 767 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,227 and walking around the park with the Hamburglar? 768 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:01,287 For God's sake, Jim, get it together! 769 00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:27,163 - What time is it, Bubbs? 770 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,245 - He's a couple minutes late, Julian. 771 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,887 He'll be here, though. - He'll show up. 772 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,593 - All right, Cory and Trevor, do not attract attention. 773 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,187 Hey, Julian. 774 00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:43,405 Well, I can't believe I fuckin' agreed to this, 775 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,274 but let's go steal your little bits of change. 776 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:49,238 - No talking! Get over there! 777 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,147 Julian, you waiting for more people 778 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,492 to put money in these things or what? Come on! 779 00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:01,718 - Let's do it. 780 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,720 Let's do it. 781 00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:07,119 - Julian! These are the wrong size. 782 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:10,098 You even check the screwdrivers? They don't fit! 783 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,828 - Would you stop trying to ruin this for everyone 784 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,095 and concentrate, please? 785 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,943 - Completely different mechanism than what we trained on. 786 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,770 - Fuckin' tools are greasy. 787 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,245 Great! Cory, give me you're fuckin' shirt. 788 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,514 Let's go. 789 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:30,478 - It's a bit of a fuckup here, Julian. 790 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,075 What are we gonna do? 791 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:36,616 - Shut it down. 792 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:39,432 Shut it down. - Shut it down? 793 00:36:39,497 --> 00:36:40,927 - Shut it down. 794 00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:42,258 - Julian, that's probably a good idea. 795 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,673 We should rethink this, get some better tools. 796 00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:46,095 - All right, we'll get better tools, 797 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:47,330 come back tomorrow. No big deal. 798 00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:50,855 - I'll show you better tools. Hold these, Bubbs. 799 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,672 I'm taking over this job. - Ricky. 800 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,474 What's he mean, 801 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:58,006 better tools? 802 00:36:58,082 --> 00:36:59,642 - Listen, I said shut it down. 803 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,617 - I'm finishing what you started, Julian - 804 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,476 stealing change. 805 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,454 - Boys, look out! 806 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:13,295 - Everybody, calm down! Nothing to see here! 807 00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,564 Just doing some accident testing for the city! 808 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,863 Cory, Trevor, meters in the trunk. Come on! 809 00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:18,915 You got it! 810 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:20,203 Basically, we're just testing 811 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,101 to see the strength of the metal against cars, 812 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,443 and these two guys are just gonna load them up now. 813 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:25,498 Everything went great. 814 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,536 Oh-my-fuck! 815 00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:28,982 - Cory, cover your package up! 816 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:32,446 People are eating and your bird's out! 817 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,876 - If this what you want to do - steal change with fuck-biscuit 818 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:38,182 and the naked dummy - go ahead. I got better things to do. 819 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,556 I'm gonna find the big dirty. I'm doing it by myself. 820 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,246 - Thanks for the shirt, dude. 821 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:45,057 - Any time, man. 822 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:47,189 Cory, get your ass off my car! 823 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:54,702 - Randy, I want to talk to you in the office for a minute, boy. 824 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,902 - Mr. Lahey, you're breaking up, over. 825 00:37:56,974 --> 00:38:01,434 - Randy, I want to talk to you in the office for a bit, over! 826 00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:02,882 - Mr. Lahey, 827 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,007 what's up with the abrupt Randy? - Randy. 828 00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:06,212 - Mr. Lahey! - Randy. 829 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,754 - Mr. Lahey! - Randy! 830 00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:09,338 - Fuck-- - Randy! 831 00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:12,918 All we need is a new receipt logbook 832 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,390 that says Ricky, Julian, 833 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,928 and Bubbles's lot fees are unpaid. 834 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,464 - What are you talking about, Mr. Lahey? 835 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:19,999 The guys have paid their lot fees. 836 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,594 - Randy! - Where'd all the money go? 837 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,066 - Where did your George Foreman grill come from, Ran? 838 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:27,065 All I'm saying is if they want to engage 839 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,768 in a little shit-war, we're gonna win. 840 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,240 This little technicality is our secret shit-weapon. 841 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,040 It'll be like a... 842 00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:38,906 ...like an intermediate-range surface-to-air 843 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,013 nuclear-shit-missile. 844 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,280 Hey, Wanda. 845 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:47,886 - Whoa, nice! Can I drive it? 846 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:48,948 - Sure. 847 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,504 Cory and Trevor were supposed to fix this for me. 848 00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:57,626 Who's Cory and Trevor? 849 00:38:57,702 --> 00:38:59,862 - They're my assistants. 850 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:02,127 - You have assistants? - Yeah. 851 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,698 Two for "The Dark Canuck." 852 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:16,723 - I have bills. 853 00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:18,907 - I've gotta get rid of this change anyway. 854 00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:25,492 Sorry. 855 00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:28,534 Don't be sorry. 856 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,839 So I hear you done a little time. 857 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:44,011 - Who told you that? - Lucy told me. 858 00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,281 - Don't listen to her. 859 00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:47,749 I have a little confession to make. 860 00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:49,508 What? - I've been in jail, too. 861 00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:51,747 Usually, guys, I tell them I've been in jail 862 00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:53,352 and they get all weird. - No way. 863 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:56,724 - So now I only date guys that have been in jail, 864 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,194 'cause those are only ones who can relate. 865 00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:00,753 - Well, I don't wanna brag or anything, 866 00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:02,801 but I've been in jail a few times. 867 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:04,927 Jail's a part of life. What's the big deal? 868 00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:07,032 - It's not a big deal. - It's kind of fun. 869 00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:08,044 - I think it's fun. 870 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:11,095 Want to see the new bra I got yesterday? 871 00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:18,202 - That's... Where'd you get that? - I stole it. 872 00:40:18,282 --> 00:40:21,312 That's nice fabric. - Why are you nervous? 873 00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:22,715 - I'm not nervous. 874 00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:24,947 - Yeah, you're all boob nervous. - I'm not boob nervous. 875 00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:26,222 I'm just-- 876 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:28,120 I know there's a man in there. 877 00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:30,322 I'm calling mall security. You better come out now! 878 00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:32,454 - All right, you got us. 879 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:34,520 What's up? 880 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,826 - You guys can't be doing that in here. 881 00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:39,532 - Finish it off, bud. 882 00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:44,035 Do you want popcorn? 883 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,468 I'm gonna get, um, oh, I'm gettin' nachos, 884 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,144 with cheese and a hotdog, 885 00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:52,313 some chocolate-covered raisins. Do you like raisins? 886 00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:54,537 Julian? 887 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,478 - Hmm? What? 888 00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:58,775 - Are you okay? 889 00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:00,916 - Yeah, I'm just thinking about work and stuff. 890 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,750 Ow! 891 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:08,760 I almost got it, Ricky! Help me! 892 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:11,533 - Hold it there for a second. I'll get it. 893 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:12,972 - Not like that! Jesus Murphy! 894 00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:15,227 Oh, my God! 895 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,400 - See? 896 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,905 - Ricky! 897 00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:23,138 Julian, we got one open! 898 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,744 Guess what, boys? 899 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,215 I've got some good news. 900 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:29,814 Ricky, I've been thinking about the big dirty lately. 901 00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:31,877 - You've been thinking about the big dirty? 902 00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:35,256 - And I think I've found it. I was at the movie theater, 903 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,586 and they've got this kick-ass coin machine 904 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,321 filled with twonies and loonies. 905 00:41:39,396 --> 00:41:41,226 And check this out: two hours of the day, 906 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:42,698 there's only one person working. 907 00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:45,256 This is perfect, boys! - So you stole my idea. 908 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,596 I'm Mr. Big Dirty, Julian, not you. 909 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,401 Ricky, it's a combination of both ideas. 910 00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:51,373 It's still about change and still untraceable. 911 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,102 What do you say, Bubbs? You in? 912 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,197 - I don't know, Julian. 913 00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:56,638 I mean, would I make enough to fix up my shed 914 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,484 and get a bit of cat food going? 915 00:41:58,549 --> 00:42:00,519 - You'll have enough cat food for 10 years. 916 00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:01,884 This is the big-time, boys. 917 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,176 - Oh, my God! 918 00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:11,631 Jesus Murphy! 919 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,150 Cocksucker! 920 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:30,002 - Mr. Lahey, not the liquor! 921 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,110 - Chill, Randy, I know what I'm doing. 922 00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:33,172 Bubbles, 923 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,440 what's the plastic for? 924 00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:36,988 - I'm trying to fix my roof. It's leaking. 925 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:38,284 - What's all this, uh, 926 00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:40,115 paraphernalia here? 927 00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:41,750 - It's for the "Supercats" cat show. 928 00:42:41,825 --> 00:42:43,685 I do that every year. You know that. 929 00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:48,424 - Where's Ricky and Julian? 930 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:49,969 - None of your business, actually. 931 00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:52,164 When are you expecting your baby, Randy? 932 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,096 Bubbles, 933 00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:56,141 when your little shit-pals get back, 934 00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:58,166 here's something you can tell 'em: 935 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,212 tell them you received official notice today 936 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:01,707 that this shit-shack... 937 00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:06,214 ...has been officially condemned... 938 00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:08,483 by the power and authority invested in me 939 00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:10,252 by the Trailer Park Supervisors Act. 940 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,881 I am officially condemning this shed. 941 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,357 - What?! You can't do that, Mr. Lahey! 942 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,786 That's all I have for me and my kitties! 943 00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:20,301 - Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs, for you, your shit-rats, 944 00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:22,304 and your shit-turd friends! 945 00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:26,031 Crazy drunk bastard. 946 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,903 - What? 947 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,800 - Nothin'. 948 00:43:30,874 --> 00:43:33,074 - What did you say, Bubbles? 949 00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:34,803 - I didn't say anything. 950 00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:39,514 - Hope they don't shit on you, Bubbles. 951 00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:41,483 - Shit on me? Who? 952 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,452 - Shit-hawks. 953 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,820 Big, dirty shit-hawks. 954 00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:48,877 They're coming, Bubbles. 955 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,949 They're flying in low. 956 00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:52,658 They're swooping down, 957 00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,030 shitting on people, 958 00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:56,358 and dragging them off to the big shit-nest. 959 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,088 I'm worried about Lahey, boys. 960 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:29,003 He's threatened me and he's back on the liquor 961 00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:31,896 and he's got that crazy look in his eye again. 962 00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:34,269 He's gonna do something, I'm telling ya! 963 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,428 - Bubbles, Lahey is a drunk trailer-park supervisor 964 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,337 and Randy's a drunk cheeseburger eater. 965 00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:40,139 Fuck them! Just tell them to fuck off! 966 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:41,070 - Well, I do, Ricky, 967 00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:43,435 but it doesn't work like when you do it. 968 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:46,544 I just need you to help me with my shed. Now, come on. 969 00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,137 - We can't tonight. We're going to the strip club. 970 00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:52,149 - Ricky, maybe I'd like to go to a strip club too, you know, 971 00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:54,352 and get my drink on and look at fly hos, 972 00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:56,325 but I can't. I gotta work on this shit! 973 00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:57,623 Bubbles, we're not staying there. 974 00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:58,555 We're coming back here. 975 00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:00,489 There's a huge party at J-Roc's tonight! 976 00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:02,634 - I've known J-Roc and Tyrone 977 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,170 since probably grade six or seven; 978 00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:06,464 we used to be in the chess club together. 979 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,097 Then they got into like, heavy-metal music, grunge music, 980 00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:11,143 then they both became MCs. 981 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,798 - Check one, two. - Three, four, check. 982 00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,996 - Check, check, T. J-Roc and T. 983 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:17,639 - And he also makes movies. I don't know if you knew that, 984 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,305 but he makes grease movies that he sells 985 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,653 at convenience stores and gas stations. 986 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,479 Dirty, greasy stuff. 987 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:27,785 Like you can imagine what's going on in them. 988 00:45:27,858 --> 00:45:29,288 Dirty stuff. 989 00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:40,859 I can make you scared 990 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,803 If you want me to 991 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:46,165 I'm not prepared 992 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:50,108 But if I have to 993 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:52,440 I said I could make you scared 994 00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:54,846 It's kind of what I do 995 00:45:56,053 --> 00:45:58,493 If you're prepared 996 00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:01,385 Here's what I propose to do... - Lucy... 997 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,623 ...may I please have this lap dance? 998 00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:08,994 - Phil, honey, can you go get me a drink 999 00:46:09,066 --> 00:46:10,826 and I'll owe you half a lap dance? 1000 00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:12,661 - Sure. - Thanks. 1001 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,368 Ricky, what are you doing here? 1002 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,504 I told you not to come visit me at work. 1003 00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:25,069 Just wait for me outside, I'll be out in a second. 1004 00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:27,709 I don't want you to see this shit. I'm working. 1005 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,215 - Lucy, I don't care about lap dancing. 1006 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,746 It's cool. You're good at it. 1007 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:33,261 Remember how it used to be? When I was growing dope, 1008 00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:35,813 you had your hair salon going. 1009 00:46:35,893 --> 00:46:38,123 You used to cook for me and Trin all the time. 1010 00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:39,175 Remember how perfect that was? 1011 00:46:39,263 --> 00:46:40,593 - Well, yeah, 1012 00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:42,394 those were the good old days. 1013 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,556 - I needed to come visit you, 'cause... 1014 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,865 I want to talk to you about something very important later. 1015 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:53,138 - VIP pass right now. This is the fuckin' 1016 00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:54,340 "Very Important Personnel room." 1017 00:46:54,411 --> 00:46:58,011 It's not the "unemployed, just-got-out-of-jail dumb room." 1018 00:46:58,081 --> 00:46:59,951 - Very funny. 1019 00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:02,277 Take it easy. I got lots of money tonight. 1020 00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:04,652 - Yeah? Well, my girlfriend doesn't give lap dances 1021 00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:07,591 to dirty trailer-park trash. We clear on that, dick-chops? 1022 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,678 - Girlfriend? 1023 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,950 You banged Lucy? 1024 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,048 - 28 times. 1025 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:21,396 - Lucy, you bang this dick? 1026 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:25,341 - Well, yeah, but, you know, 1027 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:27,239 you were gone for, like, 18 months. 1028 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:29,711 What do you want me to do? I mean-- 1029 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,270 - Lucy, I know I was in jail 1030 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:32,908 and you have needs, but this idiot? 1031 00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:35,423 I thought about you nonstop when I was in jail - 1032 00:47:35,485 --> 00:47:36,975 you and Trin. 1033 00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:40,615 I can't believe this. 1034 00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:43,726 I'm sorry. 1035 00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:47,424 Like, I really fucked us up by going to jail, didn't I? 1036 00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:49,897 Good luck, I guess. 1037 00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:52,437 - Get the fuck out of my club! 1038 00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:01,607 What do you need? 1039 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,950 - You're lucky I don't want to go back to jail. 1040 00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:08,346 Ricky's really trying hard here, Lucy. 1041 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,078 - Yeah, he's clearly trying. 1042 00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:11,783 - Listen, he was throwing a party tonight! 1043 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:14,255 That's what he was going on about, a party? 1044 00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:16,624 - Yeah. - Oh, man, I gotta go find him. 1045 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:19,753 - I can't believe you banged that Sonny guy 28 times! 1046 00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:22,060 It was 10 or 15 times max! - Pfft! 1047 00:48:22,132 --> 00:48:23,572 - Don't pfft me. 1048 00:48:23,634 --> 00:48:26,604 Fuckin' I gotta go. I gotta get a cab. 1049 00:48:29,606 --> 00:48:31,896 - Do you wanna come to a party tonight? 1050 00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:33,335 - Yes! 1051 00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:37,081 I have to go change first. - Okay. 1052 00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:41,777 - You can drive my car! 1053 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:43,652 I just picked it up. 1054 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:48,513 Hey, man, what's up, dude? 1055 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,082 Yeah! 1056 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,690 Bubbles, what's up, man? 1057 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,063 Yeah how many times have you sat out the deck 1058 00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:56,962 Gettin' wrecked and when you collect a check 1059 00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:59,564 Knowin' that's as good as life is ever gonna get 1060 00:48:59,636 --> 00:49:02,726 Know when you fuck a park It's in your blood your sweat 1061 00:49:02,806 --> 00:49:05,036 Dat's some doubts and dat's some bouts of insanity... 1062 00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:21,282 ...Stole a diamond ring to make my girl my wife 1063 00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:22,448 You're a wife wife... 1064 00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:24,586 That's trailer park life 1065 00:49:37,674 --> 00:49:40,174 - So this is where you grew up? - Yeah, this is home. 1066 00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:41,803 What do you think? - It's gorgeous! 1067 00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:42,808 - Want a drink? - Yeah. 1068 00:49:42,879 --> 00:49:44,509 For fuck sakes! 1069 00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:46,211 Fuck off with the fireworks! 1070 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:07,538 This empty space I've held so long... 1071 00:50:07,604 --> 00:50:10,374 "Ricky, you're the best captain we ever had. 1072 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,430 Can't wait till you get arrested again. 1073 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,269 Darren. Hard as fuck." 1074 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:17,474 And now I see the way it's done 1075 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,475 I thought we'd led a life before 1076 00:50:21,551 --> 00:50:24,521 Who we were well I'm not sure 1077 00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:27,388 But one thing I know is right 1078 00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:28,747 I loved you then 1079 00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:30,985 I'm going to love you tonight 1080 00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:33,261 I'm on fire for you baby 1081 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,725 Fire for you woman 1082 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,400 All night 1083 00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:44,300 I'm on fire for you baby 1084 00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:46,744 Fire for you woman 1085 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:49,210 All night 1086 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:57,023 So don't take your time it's getting late 1087 00:50:57,087 --> 00:50:59,887 We might lose if we hesitate 1088 00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:02,786 'Cause being free is lots of fun... 1089 00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:05,329 - Ricky, I don't love Sonny. 1090 00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:08,885 - I don't love him either. I think he's a fuckin' dick! 1091 00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:10,225 - No, I mean... 1092 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,770 I love you. 1093 00:51:13,970 --> 00:51:15,060 - Really? 1094 00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:16,398 - Yeah. 1095 00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,343 - Lucy, I know I fucked us up. 1096 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:21,608 I mean, what kind of boyfriend can I be in jail? 1097 00:51:21,678 --> 00:51:24,698 I'm sorry. I mean, it's cool you're banging Sonny. 1098 00:51:24,781 --> 00:51:27,611 I mean, it's no big deal. It was my fault. 1099 00:51:27,684 --> 00:51:30,884 - And it was like five times, right? Max. 1100 00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:33,624 It doesn't matter. It's totally done. 1101 00:51:33,690 --> 00:51:35,850 - It's so good to hear you say that. 1102 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,616 I really thought it was 28 times. 1103 00:51:37,694 --> 00:51:39,864 I knew the fucker was lying. 1104 00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:44,959 You want some pizza? I got some cookin'. 1105 00:51:48,705 --> 00:51:50,895 With all the time spent on trying 1106 00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:56,244 Then to lose your loving... 1107 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,150 Smooth. That's Moroccan Blond hash. 1108 00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:08,352 It's pretty mild, but it's good. 1109 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,050 Do you want to get drunk with me tonight? 1110 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,829 Hang out here for a bit and head over to the party? 1111 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:17,092 - Sure. 1112 00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:20,328 - How many cigarettes you got, Luce? 1113 00:52:20,403 --> 00:52:22,673 - I got a deck. 1114 00:52:22,739 --> 00:52:26,039 - Fuck. We're gonna have to get some cigarettes tonight. 1115 00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:28,769 So come on girl we'll raise the sky 1116 00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:31,605 We'll break on through we'll get so high 1117 00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:34,451 And don't worry about tomorrow's world... 1118 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:55,230 - Just a sec. Hold on. - What? 1119 00:52:56,773 --> 00:52:58,643 - I'm into something serious right now, something real heavy. 1120 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:00,568 There's a chance I could be going to jail. 1121 00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:03,314 Just thought I'd tell ya so you don't fall for me, okay? 1122 00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,470 - Well, what makes you think I wouldn't wait for you 1123 00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:08,069 if you went back to jail, huh? Jail's no big deal, remember? 1124 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:22,054 - Look at that, Ran. 1125 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,416 Check that out. 1126 00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:27,201 He's got a broken rear window. 1127 00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:29,300 Probably hot. 1128 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:32,642 Get the license number and we'll call it in, buddy. 1129 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:36,239 - Right now, it gives me great pleasure to introduce all y'all 1130 00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:38,183 to the two stars of "Fire Hoes"! 1131 00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:40,648 Give it up, y'all, for Galaxy and Dazzle. 1132 00:53:43,954 --> 00:53:45,854 And I'm pleased to announce tonight 1133 00:53:45,922 --> 00:53:48,022 that we in development on my new film, 1134 00:53:48,091 --> 00:53:50,321 "Spaghetti Hoes." We also working on "Ida-hoes." 1135 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:52,023 Know what I'm saying? And "Cheeri-hoes." 1136 00:53:52,095 --> 00:53:54,355 So look out for all those. You know what I'm saying? 1137 00:53:54,431 --> 00:53:56,131 You know what I'm saying, saying, s-saying? 1138 00:53:56,199 --> 00:53:59,169 Hey. T, can I borrow the microphone for a second? 1139 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,429 How's everybody doin'? 1140 00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:05,697 - Whoo! 1141 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:09,407 - Things are finally starting to come together for me 1142 00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:11,449 and it's all because of one woman. 1143 00:54:11,514 --> 00:54:15,314 A woman that's been really cool with me being in and out of jail 1144 00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:17,545 since I was nine years old; cool with me 1145 00:54:17,621 --> 00:54:19,711 growing dope when I was in grade seven until now. 1146 00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:22,019 Cool with me smoking dope, 1147 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,682 getting drunk with my friends, 1148 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,350 playing video games with my friends. 1149 00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:27,358 I mean, I live in a car. 1150 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:30,300 That's why I want you all here to see me proposal her. 1151 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,057 Lucy? 1152 00:54:32,135 --> 00:54:35,865 I want to ask for your hand in about marriage. 1153 00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:41,997 What do you say, Lucy? 1154 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,080 Will you marry me? 1155 00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:49,678 - Well, there's you know, 1156 00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:51,153 there's a condition, right? Like... 1157 00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:53,191 you've gotta promise 1158 00:54:53,256 --> 00:54:55,376 you don't go back to jail. And if... 1159 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,428 you promise that, then... 1160 00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:00,524 all right, then, yeah, fuck it, I'll marry you. 1161 00:55:02,332 --> 00:55:05,892 - I promise that I don't think I'm ever going back to jail. 1162 00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,939 - Cheers to Ricky and Lucy. 1163 00:55:08,004 --> 00:55:08,994 - Show us your tits! 1164 00:55:09,072 --> 00:55:10,662 Show us the tits, Lucy! 1165 00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:12,870 Come on, feature dancer! You can do it! 1166 00:55:12,942 --> 00:55:14,502 You want to see my tits?! 1167 00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:18,007 - Oh, Lucy, what are you doing? - Uh-oh, don't do it, Lucy. 1168 00:55:18,081 --> 00:55:20,381 - Yeah, fuck it, here you go! 1169 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:27,064 - You look great, honey! Woo-hoo! 1170 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:32,088 - Those are big, Mr. Lahey. - Unbelievable, Ran. 1171 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:35,962 - What a greasy whore show. 1172 00:55:36,032 --> 00:55:37,622 - Hope you're fuckin' happy with yourself. 1173 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,531 You know, everybody saw Lucy's tits tonight. 1174 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:41,192 - A couple of people saw 'em, Sarah, 1175 00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:43,361 and everybody loves tits. What's the big deal? 1176 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,530 - That's not the point, Ricky. It's embarrassing. 1177 00:55:45,608 --> 00:55:47,938 - Lucy, I had a great night, okay? Drink some water. 1178 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:51,071 I'm gonna sleep in the car so I don't wake you. 1179 00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:52,807 - Yeah. - I can't wait to get married. 1180 00:55:52,882 --> 00:55:54,112 Sarah, you got any rolling papers? 1181 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:56,054 - I think your shirt's looking good tonight, Ricky. 1182 00:55:56,119 --> 00:55:57,549 - Lucy, I'm getting fucked up tonight. 1183 00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:59,750 I'll see you tomorrow around 12:00, 1:00? 1184 00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:05,727 - All the kitties are out, Mr. Lahey. 1185 00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:07,155 Boy, they're cute! - Randy. 1186 00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:09,360 Mr. Lahey, you're in reverse! 1187 00:56:09,432 --> 00:56:12,662 Gna, gna, gna, gna, gna, gna. 1188 00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:22,274 These shit-buckets will follow my rules, Randy. 1189 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:33,610 I'd like to order some orange juice, please. 1190 00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:37,180 Oh, apple juice would be wonderful. 1191 00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,418 - What's your friend doing? 1192 00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:35,953 Bubbs, don't you move! 1193 00:57:44,894 --> 00:57:47,864 - I've lived in that fucking shed since I was six years old and... 1194 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:50,261 and it didn't just fall down on its own! 1195 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:54,063 It got smashed down by a fuckin' drunk shit-hustler! 1196 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,097 Fuckin' shit-twister 1197 00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:57,871 and that big, dirty, onion-ring bastard, Randy! 1198 00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,171 Bubbles! 1199 00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:03,413 Hand over the nunchucks! - No way, Julian! 1200 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,280 - This is not the way to deal with this! 1201 00:58:05,348 --> 00:58:08,148 Cory, Trevor, get over here and give me a hand! 1202 00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:10,448 Grab his legs! - Don't grab my legs. 1203 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:11,580 - All right, calm down. 1204 00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:14,424 Calm down, count to 10. Everything's gonna be cool. 1205 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,761 - Trevor? Let go of my leg! 1206 00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,930 - Good afternoon, gentleman. 1207 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,159 It is my pleasure to inform you 1208 00:58:25,235 --> 00:58:27,325 that you have 30 days to quit the environs 1209 00:58:27,403 --> 00:58:28,963 of Sunnyvale Trailer Park 1210 00:58:29,038 --> 00:58:32,968 for just cause of non-payment of lot fees. 1211 00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:34,102 Adios, amigos. - Give me that. 1212 00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,697 - What the fuck are you talking about? 1213 00:58:35,778 --> 00:58:38,248 We paid our money. I live in a fuckin' car, Lahey! 1214 00:58:38,314 --> 00:58:39,914 - Oh, yeah? - We're not goin' anywhere. 1215 00:58:39,983 --> 00:58:41,113 - Keep your hands to yourself. 1216 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,024 - No, and the only thing you're evicting 1217 00:58:43,086 --> 00:58:45,206 is the fuckin' cheeseburgers that are Randy's gut! 1218 00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:47,778 Frig you, Rick. Yeah? Frig me, Randy? 1219 00:58:47,857 --> 00:58:49,447 - Don't push me! - You want to fuckin' go? 1220 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,516 'Cause I've been waitin' to fight you 1221 00:58:51,594 --> 00:58:53,364 for a long fuckin' time! 1222 00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,630 Aw! Fuck! The smell of cheeseburgers! 1223 00:58:56,699 --> 00:58:58,099 - Why did you knock my shed down?! 1224 00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:00,287 - Bubbles, that is a dangerous... 1225 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,070 dangerous weapon! 1226 00:59:02,138 --> 00:59:04,798 - You fight dirty, Ricky! - You like that? 1227 00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:06,814 - I'll fucking unload one on ya! 1228 00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:09,636 - Fucker. Hey, Lahey! Guess what? 1229 00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:12,182 Randy's leaking cheeseburger! 1230 00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:13,478 Listen! 1231 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,310 You fuckin' like that?! - I don't like it at all, Rick! 1232 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:18,286 - Bubbles... - Let's go, Lahey! 1233 00:59:20,957 --> 00:59:22,287 - Boys, cops! 1234 00:59:22,358 --> 00:59:24,518 It's a dangerous weapon! 1235 00:59:26,262 --> 00:59:28,922 Oh, my fuck! 1236 00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:31,128 That's enough! Break it up! 1237 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,530 Jim? 1238 00:59:32,602 --> 00:59:33,932 - Barb, will you tell Officer Pineapple-Cock 1239 00:59:34,003 --> 00:59:35,163 and fucky-the-drunk-clown here 1240 00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:37,728 we're all paid up! - Well, I wish I could, Rick, 1241 00:59:37,807 --> 00:59:39,637 but according to Randy's neatly kept records, 1242 00:59:39,709 --> 00:59:41,179 you're all three months over. 1243 00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:43,644 - We paid our lot fees, Barb! This is bullshit! 1244 00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:45,943 - No, it's not. Look! 1245 00:59:47,150 --> 00:59:49,240 - You guys are gone. Evicted, all of you. 1246 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:52,249 - Well, what about what that drunk bastard did to my shed? 1247 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,422 - Let's talk about drunk trailer-park supervisors 1248 00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:56,360 getting drunk as fuck, ruining peoples' lives! 1249 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:57,976 - Maybe I should look into 1250 00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:00,191 how your daughter's stealing barbecues 1251 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,753 and selling them at the flea market. 1252 01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:04,962 Eh, Rick? Would you like that? 1253 01:00:07,036 --> 01:00:08,656 Don't mess with me, Rick. 1254 01:00:08,738 --> 01:00:10,538 Come on, Bubbs. 1255 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,481 - Thirty days, boys. 1256 01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:16,573 Thirty sexy days, Julian. 1257 01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:18,437 Sexy. 1258 01:00:18,514 --> 01:00:22,544 - You're gonna pay for this. - Hey, Rick, knock-knock. 1259 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,209 - Who's there? 1260 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:25,877 - A loser, Rick. 1261 01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:28,785 Guess what losers do, Ricky? 1262 01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:30,328 They lose. 1263 01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:40,585 - There's no mustard. 1264 01:00:40,670 --> 01:00:43,140 - No bologna sandwiches either, Julian. 1265 01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:45,896 Like, what are we going to do here? 1266 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:47,365 I mean, 1267 01:00:47,443 --> 01:00:49,503 we paid our lot fees. 1268 01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:52,339 Lahey and Randy told a fib to Barb and... 1269 01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:53,805 I mean, that's it. 1270 01:00:53,883 --> 01:00:56,513 We're done here, Julian. There's no hope. 1271 01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:59,346 - Wait, wait, wait. I've got an idea, Bubbs. 1272 01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:00,952 Bubbs, look at me. - No. 1273 01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:03,224 - Bubbles, look at me. - No! 1274 01:01:03,292 --> 01:01:05,022 - Look at me, please! 1275 01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:08,893 - All we've gotta do 1276 01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:11,015 is the big dirty, today. 1277 01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:13,970 - Do you think that's a good idea, Julian, 1278 01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:15,297 doin' another massive robbery? 1279 01:01:15,371 --> 01:01:18,241 - Bubbs, if we do this, we'll be able to pay the lot fees 1280 01:01:18,307 --> 01:01:21,637 directly to Barb this time. It's gonna be easy, man! 1281 01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:24,749 - All right, Julian. 1282 01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,784 Let's do it, then. 1283 01:01:26,849 --> 01:01:29,819 Let's do the big dirty. - Hey, Bubbs, 1284 01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:33,616 don't be throwing sandwiches around the trailer again, man. 1285 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,160 Come on. - Sorry, Julian. 1286 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,805 - Lahey's right. 1287 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,970 I'm a loser. 1288 01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:01,639 - No. 1289 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:04,148 - We're gonna deal with this Lahey bullshit later, I promise. 1290 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:05,650 But the big dirty's happening now 1291 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,492 and we need you, Rick. 1292 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,917 It's a five-man job. 1293 01:02:09,992 --> 01:02:12,862 Come on, you're my wingman. 1294 01:02:12,929 --> 01:02:15,259 A lot of planning went into this, Ricky. 1295 01:02:15,331 --> 01:02:17,161 - I lost my credulence, boys. 1296 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:19,133 I don't think I got what it takes. 1297 01:02:19,202 --> 01:02:20,672 I can't do it. 1298 01:02:22,205 --> 01:02:23,185 No offense, guys, but... 1299 01:02:23,272 --> 01:02:25,872 I think I'm as stupid as you guys are. 1300 01:02:25,942 --> 01:02:26,812 - No way, Ricky. 1301 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:30,236 You're the coolest guy in the park, and the smartest. 1302 01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:33,113 Me and Cory have always looked up to you. 1303 01:02:33,182 --> 01:02:35,742 And if you lose your... credulence, where does that leave us? 1304 01:02:35,818 --> 01:02:38,618 'Cause without you it's like we don't have a dad 1305 01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:40,048 or a big brother or somethin'. 1306 01:02:41,724 --> 01:02:44,634 We love you, Ricky! - For real, dude. 1307 01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:47,034 Sometimes me and Trevor pretend we're you. 1308 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:48,856 - Don't go tellin' 'em that. 1309 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:50,961 - Boys... 1310 01:02:51,033 --> 01:02:53,503 you guys pretend you're Ricky? 1311 01:02:53,569 --> 01:02:55,729 - Yeah, it's the only time 1312 01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:57,025 we feel cool. 1313 01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:04,568 - You guys really pretend that you're me? 1314 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:06,872 - Yeah. 1315 01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:11,482 - Come on, Ricky. 1316 01:03:11,554 --> 01:03:13,254 - Come on, Ricky. 1317 01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:30,765 - Two for "Freak Turbulence." 1318 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,540 - Come on, Bubbles, keep it together. 1319 01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:34,038 This is the big dirty! 1320 01:03:51,994 --> 01:03:53,934 - Ricky's on line. - Bubble's on line. 1321 01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:55,186 - Julian on line. 1322 01:03:55,264 --> 01:03:57,034 - Cory on line. - Trevor on line. 1323 01:03:57,099 --> 01:03:58,429 - Let's do the big dirty! 1324 01:04:00,536 --> 01:04:03,466 - All right, you fuckin' idiots! Clear the fuck out! 1325 01:04:03,539 --> 01:04:05,169 Don't nobody get stupid! 1326 01:04:05,241 --> 01:04:07,301 - What do you want, man? - No talking! 1327 01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:10,798 - Cory, Trevor, confidence check. 1328 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,810 - Confidence 100 percent. 1329 01:04:12,882 --> 01:04:14,542 - At about 70 percent, Julian. 1330 01:04:14,617 --> 01:04:16,737 - Seventy percent? Trevor, bring it back up to 100! 1331 01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:18,149 Stop fuckin' around here! 1332 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:21,091 - Julian, don't be too hard on 'em. Cory and Trevor, you guys rock. 1333 01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:22,717 - Thanks a lot, Ricky. I'm at 100 percent. 1334 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,092 - Still at 100 percent. 1335 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,930 - Bubbles at position two! 1336 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,957 - Go time! 1337 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:40,227 Cory, Trevor, you're doing good. 1338 01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:42,399 You're doing a great job. Nice work, boys. 1339 01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:49,284 Come on, boys, scoop! 1340 01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:50,822 Scoop like the wind! 1341 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,287 Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! 1342 01:04:53,356 --> 01:04:55,116 - Ricky, let me help you! 1343 01:04:55,191 --> 01:04:56,921 - What the fuck is wrong with you?! Fuck! 1344 01:04:56,993 --> 01:04:58,963 - Come on, Trevor, scoop the fuckin' change! 1345 01:04:59,028 --> 01:05:00,828 - Get the fuck off me, Trevor! 1346 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,827 Aah! 1347 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,290 - You stupid cock-tractors! 1348 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:08,460 Oh, no, boys. 1349 01:05:08,537 --> 01:05:11,627 There's people coming out of the theaters! 1350 01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:15,312 Boys, what are we gonna do? 1351 01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:19,382 - No big deal. Just a fire drill. There's nothing to see here! 1352 01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:21,438 They're real criminals, Dad! 1353 01:05:21,517 --> 01:05:23,177 They're robbing the change. 1354 01:05:23,819 --> 01:05:25,619 What the fuck happened in there?! 1355 01:05:25,688 --> 01:05:28,018 Come on, we kind of messed up here. 1356 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:30,460 It's not the first time, fuckin' Cory! 1357 01:05:30,526 --> 01:05:34,016 What the fuck was...? - Get the popcorn bags! 1358 01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:36,386 - What the fuck you looking at, 1359 01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:38,485 fuckies? 1360 01:05:38,567 --> 01:05:42,297 - Ricky, we're blocked in! - The fuck we are! 1361 01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:44,031 - Fuck! - Darryl! 1362 01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:46,896 Boys, do you guys think that it might be 1363 01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:48,836 a big deal that 10,000 people 1364 01:05:48,911 --> 01:05:51,711 just saw us doing that and took pictures of us? 1365 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,181 Maybe? 1366 01:05:55,718 --> 01:05:58,708 That is a lot of change to be in possession of. 1367 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,518 What about all the witnesses, Ricky? 1368 01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:02,609 - Bubbles, the only ones they saw are Cory and Trevor. 1369 01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:03,722 It's no big deal. 1370 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:06,893 - I can't believe it. We pulled it off. 1371 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,303 We pulled off the big dirty! 1372 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,060 - Where are we gonna hide it all, Julian? 1373 01:06:13,135 --> 01:06:14,895 - We'll just leave it right in the trunk. 1374 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,561 No one's gonna think to look there. 1375 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,699 - Yeah, this seems to be the safest place. 1376 01:06:18,774 --> 01:06:20,874 You know what you should do now, Rick? 1377 01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:23,573 You should go spend some time with your family, buddy. 1378 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,636 You deserve it, man. 1379 01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:26,844 - You should make some time for Trinity, Ricky. 1380 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,876 People are complaining about her stealing barbecues. 1381 01:06:28,951 --> 01:06:31,581 She's got a new one every day. That's greasy! 1382 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,024 - It's not that greasy. 1383 01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:34,679 Boys, come on, give me a hug here. 1384 01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:36,347 We did it, guys. We fuckin' did it! 1385 01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:38,085 - What did I tell ya? You steal change, 1386 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,820 you don't go to jail, boys. 1387 01:06:39,895 --> 01:06:42,585 - I can't believe it, Julian, but you were right, man. 1388 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,755 I'll catch you guys later, okay? 1389 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,174 - Ricky, 1390 01:06:46,235 --> 01:06:48,695 tell me you're not drinking liquor out of my cat dish. 1391 01:06:50,706 --> 01:06:53,266 - Better fuck off, Bobby! 1392 01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:56,972 You better tell your dad to pay me for my dope! 1393 01:06:57,046 --> 01:06:58,596 Hey, Trin. - Hey. 1394 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,441 - You got your patch on? - Yup. 1395 01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,306 - Awesome. I got some good news. 1396 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:04,645 - What? - Me and mom, 1397 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,690 we're getting married. 1398 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:07,806 - Wow! 1399 01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:09,450 - Isn't that awesome? - Yeah. 1400 01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:12,145 - We gotta have a little talk, though, about you stealing barbecues 1401 01:07:12,228 --> 01:07:13,858 and selling them at that flea market. 1402 01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,589 It's gotta stop. - No way, Dad. 1403 01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:17,894 It's my money, my living. It's not gonna happen. 1404 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:20,957 - It has to stop. I'm serious. I know it's easy and I'm the one 1405 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:24,007 that taught you to do it, but you can't need do it anymore. 1406 01:07:24,073 --> 01:07:27,243 'Cause I'm gonna be giving you money from now on. Look! 1407 01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:29,679 I'll give you this whole thing if you promise me 1408 01:07:29,745 --> 01:07:32,175 no more stealing barbecues and you'll stay on that patch. 1409 01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:35,136 - Okay, 1410 01:07:35,217 --> 01:07:36,737 but can I at least sell these? 1411 01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,119 - Oh, yeah, you can sell these, 1412 01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:39,707 but don't steal any more. - Okay. 1413 01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:42,489 - And don't tell Mom I gave you this money, all right? 1414 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:45,028 I love you, sweetie. - Bye. 1415 01:07:45,094 --> 01:07:47,094 - I'm gonna spend my big dirty money on my wedding. 1416 01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:49,693 I'm gonna get a nice ring, I don't care what it costs. 1417 01:07:49,765 --> 01:07:50,985 This is gonna be the awesomest wedding 1418 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,127 this trailer park has ever seen. 1419 01:07:52,201 --> 01:07:53,461 The awesomest! It's all for Lucy. 1420 01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:55,366 Aw, Ricky, I don't want this wedding 1421 01:07:55,438 --> 01:07:57,698 to get all fucked up. I want it to be awesome! 1422 01:07:57,773 --> 01:07:59,213 I want lots of music, awesome food... 1423 01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:00,465 I remember the first night 1424 01:08:00,543 --> 01:08:02,643 me and Lucy made love just like it was yesterday. 1425 01:08:02,711 --> 01:08:04,371 We were down at Kentucky Fried Chicken, 1426 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:06,347 right after those new chicken strips came out, 1427 01:08:06,415 --> 01:08:08,815 we had a bunch of those, big bucket of chicken. 1428 01:08:08,884 --> 01:08:11,584 She asked me to come in the bathroom with her, so I did. 1429 01:08:11,654 --> 01:08:14,354 She had booze in her purse; I had a bunch of good dope 1430 01:08:14,423 --> 01:08:15,863 'cause I was growing dope back then. 1431 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:19,515 We just sat there, smoking dope, drinking. 1432 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:20,575 We made love all night. 1433 01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:22,693 It was just so beautiful, I'll never forget it. 1434 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:23,955 We slept right on the floor, 1435 01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:25,693 till the cleaners came in the next morning. 1436 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:28,328 - And in the morning, when we kinda came to, 1437 01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:31,574 we just sorta looked at each other and we knew, like... 1438 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,370 we're gonna be together forever. 1439 01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,137 I can't believe we're getting married. 1440 01:08:36,212 --> 01:08:38,152 Look at that cubic zarcarbium! 1441 01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:40,551 And Trin, 1442 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:42,346 it's because of you that this all happening. 1443 01:08:42,418 --> 01:08:44,148 I want you to give this to your mom 1444 01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:45,980 when the guy asks for it at the wedding. 1445 01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:47,175 - Okay. 1446 01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:52,248 - Just eat it! Stop complaining! Mom?! 1447 01:08:53,996 --> 01:08:56,256 - Trin, go get the car, bring it out front. 1448 01:08:56,332 --> 01:08:58,102 I'll be there in a minute. 1449 01:08:58,167 --> 01:08:59,187 - What's the matter? 1450 01:08:59,268 --> 01:09:00,858 - Check the oil. 1451 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,368 Well, look who 1452 01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,669 it fuckin' is! - Who's that? 1453 01:09:05,741 --> 01:09:07,611 - Aw, just a jail dummy. 1454 01:09:07,676 --> 01:09:08,966 - How's the tournament going, Donny? 1455 01:09:09,044 --> 01:09:10,574 - Actually, Rick, uh, I'm with my family. 1456 01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:12,406 And I don't really want 1457 01:09:12,481 --> 01:09:14,811 to talk to you. But if you must know, 1458 01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:16,614 your friends are gonna lose again next week 1459 01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,205 and you're not gonna be playing. 1460 01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:21,017 I'll talk to you later. - Talk to me later? 1461 01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:23,250 What happened to "Fight me anytime, anyplace," 1462 01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:24,115 ya scaredy-cheater? 1463 01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,663 - Rick, I'm having Chinese food 1464 01:09:25,728 --> 01:09:27,748 with my family, okay? My wife, my kids, 1465 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:30,030 my grandmother. Show a little respect, Ricky. 1466 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:32,259 Please. 1467 01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:34,104 Okay? I tell ya what, 1468 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,730 I'm gonna let you come back to jail. 1469 01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:38,665 You can play in the tournament, 1470 01:09:38,741 --> 01:09:41,301 but this has gotta stop. - Are you serious? 1471 01:09:41,377 --> 01:09:43,607 - I'm serious. - You're gonna let me come back? 1472 01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:45,609 - I'm getting tired of this. This is embarrassing. 1473 01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:46,981 You can come back and play. 1474 01:09:47,049 --> 01:09:48,779 This is dumb. This is getting too much. 1475 01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:51,751 - Well, all right, Donny. That's pretty good of you. 1476 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:53,910 I know. 1477 01:09:53,989 --> 01:09:56,319 You're not playing in the ball-hockey tournament, 1478 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:57,522 Ricky. 1479 01:09:57,593 --> 01:09:59,963 You're not coming back just yet to my jail. 1480 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,929 I'll tell you when you come back. 1481 01:10:01,997 --> 01:10:04,257 - Oh, I got you, buddy. Come on. 1482 01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:05,823 - Come on. - Dad, great sucker punch. 1483 01:10:05,901 --> 01:10:08,771 - That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, right there. Thanks, kiddo. 1484 01:10:08,837 --> 01:10:10,897 Come on, let's go before the cops come. 1485 01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:12,803 Let's go, grab your purse, okay? 1486 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,275 - Aw, he got you pretty good, man. 1487 01:10:15,344 --> 01:10:16,314 - Fuck. 1488 01:10:29,024 --> 01:10:32,124 - God, you were suckered. Man, he suckered ya! 1489 01:10:32,194 --> 01:10:33,534 - Did he ever. 1490 01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,965 - Clear! - Thanks, sweetie. 1491 01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:39,933 - Dad, are you all right? 1492 01:10:40,002 --> 01:10:42,032 - Yeah, I'm fine. Just fell off my chair, Trin. 1493 01:10:42,104 --> 01:10:44,664 - Are you drunk, Dad? - No, I had two drinks today. 1494 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:07,994 Change, change, change, change. 1495 01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:10,763 I'm so goddamn sick of it. Parking meters, 1496 01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:11,993 vending machines, laundromats, arcades, 1497 01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:13,527 payphones, pool tables, carwash. 1498 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:16,002 People think we give a shit about change? 1499 01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:18,471 News flash: we don't. - George, calm down. 1500 01:11:21,176 --> 01:11:23,336 Mr. Lahey, Randy. 1501 01:11:23,412 --> 01:11:25,402 - Hi, I made some sandwiches here, guys. 1502 01:11:25,481 --> 01:11:27,511 Got some tuna, egg salad-- - Randy. Ted. 1503 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:29,853 - Jim, you promised me you'd stop drinking. 1504 01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:33,248 - Let's cut to the chase here. Either of you sexy officers 1505 01:11:33,322 --> 01:11:35,762 interested in grand theft auto? 1506 01:11:35,824 --> 01:11:38,624 - Mr. Lahey, Ted said-- - Randy. Two counts, Ted. 1507 01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:41,134 I got license plates, serial numbers. 1508 01:11:41,196 --> 01:11:43,526 They're stolen, guaranteed. 1509 01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:45,159 - Jim, we really don't care. - George. 1510 01:11:45,234 --> 01:11:47,464 Leave us alone. - Stop fuckin' calling us! 1511 01:11:47,536 --> 01:11:49,026 - George! Enough. 1512 01:11:49,104 --> 01:11:51,444 - George, what do you mean you don't care? 1513 01:11:51,507 --> 01:11:53,977 - Mr. Lahey, despite the fact that you're drunk right now, 1514 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:55,643 here's what I'm gonna do: 1515 01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:57,371 we'll come over and check out the cars, 1516 01:11:57,446 --> 01:11:59,506 but if they come back clean, which won't surprise 1517 01:11:59,581 --> 01:12:03,381 anybody here, you're not to contact us in any way 1518 01:12:03,452 --> 01:12:06,182 for at least two months. No phone calls, no faxes, nothing! 1519 01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:08,545 We clear? - Crystal clear, Ted. 1520 01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:33,710 - J-Roc, check, check one, two. 1521 01:12:33,782 --> 01:12:36,222 J-Roc, check. Hey, guys, get drunk! 1522 01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:39,575 This is gonna be awesome! Everybody, drink up! 1523 01:12:52,801 --> 01:12:54,931 - God, Julian looks sexy and nice. 1524 01:12:55,003 --> 01:12:57,063 - What are you doing, Jim? 1525 01:12:57,139 --> 01:12:58,899 You promised me grand theft auto. 1526 01:12:58,974 --> 01:13:01,274 - Right here. Run that! 1527 01:13:02,578 --> 01:13:05,098 - Bet you that friggin' car's stolen! 1528 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:08,080 - Get a picture, Randy. 1529 01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:05,403 - We are gathered here today to witness the holy matrimony 1530 01:14:05,474 --> 01:14:07,704 of two people, Richard and Lucy, 1531 01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:10,506 who have chosen to prepare their own vows. 1532 01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:12,339 - Thank you, Your Honor. 1533 01:14:12,414 --> 01:14:14,684 Okay, everybody, here we go! 1534 01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:17,551 I, Richard, 1535 01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:20,609 am gonna cut back on my drinking to 3 or 4 days a week 1536 01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:22,379 and smokin' dope to probably 5 or 6. 1537 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,858 And I'm hopefully promising you this, 1538 01:14:24,927 --> 01:14:27,327 that I'm not gonna hopefully go back to jail. 1539 01:14:27,396 --> 01:14:28,656 Never. 1540 01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:30,660 I'm gonna try to love you 1541 01:14:30,732 --> 01:14:33,102 as much as I'm capable for to love, forever and ever. 1542 01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:34,428 And Lucy, 1543 01:14:34,503 --> 01:14:37,773 I promise you, I'm gonna start growing dope again 1544 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,210 and get my life back on track. 1545 01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:40,334 Amen. 1546 01:14:43,278 --> 01:14:45,468 - Um, can you hold this for a sec? 1547 01:14:46,715 --> 01:14:48,335 Sweet. Thanks. 1548 01:14:49,618 --> 01:14:51,708 I, Lucy, 1549 01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:56,277 promise to stop stripping so I can open up a hair salon, 1550 01:14:56,358 --> 01:14:58,948 uh, to not get any more 1551 01:14:59,027 --> 01:15:00,517 plastic surgery or tattoos, 1552 01:15:00,596 --> 01:15:03,716 to be a good mother and wife, 1553 01:15:03,799 --> 01:15:05,389 whenever possible, 1554 01:15:05,467 --> 01:15:09,097 and, uh, to help out with house stuff. 1555 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:13,541 And to help keep Ricky happy and healthy 1556 01:15:13,609 --> 01:15:16,079 and well... 1557 01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:17,744 taken care of, 1558 01:15:17,813 --> 01:15:19,043 um... 1559 01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:22,314 for as long as he stays out of prison, forever. 1560 01:15:24,086 --> 01:15:26,446 - Do you have the ring? - Trin? 1561 01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:33,456 Can you just hold that for a sec? 1562 01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:37,958 I love you, Lucy. 1563 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:39,303 Oh, my God. 1564 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:43,398 - I now pronounce you man and wife. 1565 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,502 You may kiss the bride. 1566 01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:58,408 - We did it, Lucy. We did it! 1567 01:16:00,923 --> 01:16:01,953 - Lucy! 1568 01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:05,331 I need to talk to you, sweetheart. 1569 01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:06,794 - What the hell are you doing here? 1570 01:16:06,862 --> 01:16:07,852 It's our wedding day! 1571 01:16:09,264 --> 01:16:10,894 - I'm not talking to you, smart guy. 1572 01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:11,986 - I got this Lucy, relax. 1573 01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:14,257 - Let's go home, okay? - Okay. 1574 01:16:14,336 --> 01:16:16,126 - What are you doin' comin' up here 1575 01:16:16,204 --> 01:16:18,544 on my wedding day with a big fancy gun? 1576 01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,507 I'll tell you what you're doing: 1577 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,166 you're showin' off. - I'm not showin' off. 1578 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,265 - Sure, you're showin' off. Here's showin', here's off, 1579 01:16:25,347 --> 01:16:26,707 there's you. Look in the word directory - 1580 01:16:26,782 --> 01:16:29,012 big picture of you showin' off. - I'm... 1581 01:16:30,852 --> 01:16:33,292 - That's showin' off! That's showin' off! 1582 01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:38,756 - Gunfire. All right, now we gotta move. 1583 01:16:38,827 --> 01:16:40,387 Randy and I'll go 'round back. 1584 01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:42,332 We'll meet you down at the wedding. 1585 01:16:42,397 --> 01:16:44,867 - Lucy, get the fuck over here! I want my six grand! 1586 01:16:47,035 --> 01:16:49,225 I want the fuckin' money for the tits, Lucy! 1587 01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:51,974 - Six grand for tits? 1588 01:16:53,008 --> 01:16:54,408 Well, I'm not paying 1589 01:16:54,476 --> 01:16:55,566 six grand for used tits! 1590 01:16:55,644 --> 01:16:59,214 - Ricky, they're "in-use" tits. they're not "used" tits. 1591 01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:01,311 - Number one, I found out you only banged her five times. 1592 01:17:01,383 --> 01:17:03,213 So you were lying about that, which is showin' off. 1593 01:17:03,285 --> 01:17:04,545 And since you banged her five times, 1594 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,250 you've used those tits more than I have. 1595 01:17:06,321 --> 01:17:08,551 I've only banged her twice since I got out of jail. 1596 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,324 I'm not paying six grand for tits. 1597 01:17:10,392 --> 01:17:11,292 I mean, those are nice, 1598 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,390 but I'm not even a big fan of fake tits. 1599 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,092 So I'm not paying for used fake tits. 1600 01:17:15,163 --> 01:17:17,393 I liked Lucy just the way she was, thank you very much. 1601 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,016 Sonny, 1602 01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:21,661 can I talk to you for a second? Come here. 1603 01:17:21,737 --> 01:17:24,037 Just give me a second. - Let me handle this. 1604 01:17:24,106 --> 01:17:26,126 - Ricky, we need to talk. Now! Come on. 1605 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:27,698 - Listen, okay, I'm really sorry 1606 01:17:27,776 --> 01:17:30,066 that you found out about it like this, okay? 1607 01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:32,765 We banged a couple of times, now I'm married. 1608 01:17:32,848 --> 01:17:35,908 - Boys, we should get this car out of here, like now. 1609 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:38,114 - I was gonna make you a feature dancer. 1610 01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:39,736 You could've had it all. 1611 01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:42,221 - I don't want to be a feature dancer. 1612 01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:43,880 - Okay. - This is what I want. 1613 01:17:43,959 --> 01:17:46,089 So... can you live with that? 1614 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,601 - We're cool. We're good. - We're cool? We're good? 1615 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,154 We're good. 1616 01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:51,792 Okay, thanks. 1617 01:17:53,301 --> 01:17:55,861 - Those are club boots. I need 'em back, Luce. 1618 01:17:57,806 --> 01:17:59,466 - Cops! Cops! 1619 01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:10,053 Ricky, the cops are here... 1620 01:18:11,853 --> 01:18:13,883 I'm starting to lose it maybe. 1621 01:18:13,955 --> 01:18:15,475 - Everybody stay right where they are. 1622 01:18:15,557 --> 01:18:17,487 - Jim. - In cooperation with-- 1623 01:18:17,559 --> 01:18:19,049 - Jim. - --local police department- 1624 01:18:19,127 --> 01:18:21,387 - Mr. Lahey, please! 1625 01:18:21,463 --> 01:18:23,293 - Ted, Mr. Lahey's just trying to help-- 1626 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:25,325 - Randy. - We'll handle this. 1627 01:18:27,569 --> 01:18:30,469 All right, who fired shots? 1628 01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:37,467 - Nobody, huh? 1629 01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:44,210 - Cherry Heranjek, right? Wanted in two states? 1630 01:18:44,286 --> 01:18:47,216 There's a Canada-wide warrant for your arrest? 1631 01:18:47,289 --> 01:18:48,619 Sound about right? - What? 1632 01:18:48,690 --> 01:18:51,450 No, I'm Wanda. I'm a feature dancer. 1633 01:18:51,526 --> 01:18:53,216 - Of course you are. - I am. 1634 01:18:53,295 --> 01:18:56,055 - You're under arrest. - No, excuse me. 1635 01:18:56,131 --> 01:18:58,501 - Yes, here's your rights. - No. 1636 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,697 I'm sorry, Julian. I guess it's over for a little while. 1637 01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:04,430 I guess I'll see you around in a couple of years, maybe? 1638 01:19:04,506 --> 01:19:06,266 Jail's no big deal, right? 1639 01:19:06,341 --> 01:19:08,141 - Jail's no big deal. - Aw. 1640 01:19:10,779 --> 01:19:12,539 I love you, Julian! Call me! 1641 01:19:12,614 --> 01:19:15,314 Oh, um, Officers, before we go, 1642 01:19:15,383 --> 01:19:17,043 you might want to check this guy's pockets 1643 01:19:17,119 --> 01:19:18,879 for, I don't know, a handgun! 1644 01:19:18,954 --> 01:19:21,324 Ha! Ha! Ha! Fucker. 1645 01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:25,558 - All right, open it up. 1646 01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:28,525 And that's not yours, right? 1647 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:29,927 It's not mine. 1648 01:19:29,998 --> 01:19:32,488 But we can work this out. I got all my papers. 1649 01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:34,397 - And these aren't my cuffs. Turn around. 1650 01:19:34,469 --> 01:19:36,059 You're busted. 1651 01:19:36,138 --> 01:19:37,438 - Ah, you know what, guys... 1652 01:19:37,506 --> 01:19:40,296 - Yeah, yeah. - We can talk about it downtown. 1653 01:19:50,418 --> 01:19:52,148 - Change? 1654 01:19:53,822 --> 01:19:55,812 - Oh, he's gonna tell on us! 1655 01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:58,091 We gotta get this car out of here! 1656 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,530 - Okay, hurry. get the car out of here, okay? 1657 01:20:01,596 --> 01:20:03,456 - George! George, George, George! 1658 01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:07,332 They're the ones stealing the change, George! 1659 01:20:07,402 --> 01:20:09,202 They're... 1660 01:20:09,271 --> 01:20:11,741 We'll take the shortcut and we'll head 'em off. 1661 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,497 Don't you shit-worms move! 1662 01:20:13,575 --> 01:20:15,835 Fuck you, Lahey! Oh, my God! 1663 01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:17,641 - Drunk bastard. It's okay, boys! 1664 01:20:17,712 --> 01:20:19,182 Come on, Ricky! 1665 01:20:25,453 --> 01:20:27,113 - What the hell is he doing?! 1666 01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,849 Just go to the back entrance. 1667 01:20:28,924 --> 01:20:30,594 Ricky, get us out of here! 1668 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:34,249 - You ready for a little game of shit-chicken, scooter Randy? 1669 01:20:38,033 --> 01:20:39,593 - Ricky, the cops are behind us! 1670 01:20:41,469 --> 01:20:42,769 What are we gonna do?! 1671 01:20:45,941 --> 01:20:48,711 - Just give me a second to think about this. 1672 01:20:48,777 --> 01:20:49,367 Ricky! 1673 01:20:52,948 --> 01:20:55,178 - Do you want to take it to fucktown, Lahey? 1674 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:57,510 'Cause that's where this is headed - downtown fucktown! 1675 01:20:57,586 --> 01:21:01,036 - No, Mr. Lahey, please! We don't want to go to fucktown! 1676 01:21:12,567 --> 01:21:14,427 - Guess you lose, fuckhead! 1677 01:21:14,502 --> 01:21:16,632 Ricky! 1678 01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:21,397 Ah, fuck! Fuck sakes, Rick! 1679 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:34,354 - You okay, Randy? 1680 01:21:34,422 --> 01:21:36,822 - Mr. Lahey, we're upside down. We flipped the car. 1681 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:39,662 - Yeah, that was really something, wasn't it? 1682 01:21:39,928 --> 01:21:41,988 And so with the able assistance 1683 01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:43,963 of Officers Green and Johnson, 1684 01:21:44,032 --> 01:21:46,932 we solved the crime and made the arrest. 1685 01:21:47,002 --> 01:21:48,592 - Well, thank you, Mr. Lahey. 1686 01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:51,700 You and Randy may step down now. 1687 01:21:51,773 --> 01:21:53,073 Mrs. Brown. 1688 01:21:54,109 --> 01:21:55,739 Mrs. Brown?! 1689 01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:58,180 - Oh, me? Ahem. 1690 01:21:58,246 --> 01:22:01,306 Your Honor, we ask for leniency 1691 01:22:01,383 --> 01:22:02,683 in the court's decision. 1692 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:05,151 These boys have no education. 1693 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,210 They're addicted to drugs and alcohol 1694 01:22:07,289 --> 01:22:09,849 and they live in a trailer park. 1695 01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:11,515 - Why the fuck would you say that? 1696 01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:13,463 What the fuck does that supposed to mean? 1697 01:22:13,528 --> 01:22:14,998 - I'm warning you, one more outburst 1698 01:22:15,063 --> 01:22:17,003 and I'll find you in contempt of court. 1699 01:22:17,065 --> 01:22:19,585 - Your Majesty, I'm sorry, but obviously Miss Brown here 1700 01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:21,728 is a little bit fucked in the head. 1701 01:22:21,803 --> 01:22:24,003 I mean, she's looking at these coupons for... 1702 01:22:24,072 --> 01:22:25,512 "Danny and Terry's Buffalo Heaven" 1703 01:22:25,573 --> 01:22:27,773 trying to figure out what she wants for lunch. 1704 01:22:27,842 --> 01:22:29,042 What the hell is that? 1705 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:30,580 She doesn't care about us. 1706 01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:32,335 If this suit-dummy here doesn't mind, 1707 01:22:32,414 --> 01:22:34,974 I'd like to have two minutes of the court's time 1708 01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:36,980 to say a couple things. Just two minutes. Please. 1709 01:22:37,052 --> 01:22:39,492 - Your Honor, we can't waste the court's time with this. 1710 01:22:39,554 --> 01:22:41,324 - Two minutes, that's it! - Your Honor! 1711 01:22:41,389 --> 01:22:42,859 - I'm... I'm gonna grant it. 1712 01:22:42,924 --> 01:22:44,824 I mean, what harm can it do, Mr. Stevenson? 1713 01:22:44,893 --> 01:22:46,423 You've got this thing sewn up, 1714 01:22:46,494 --> 01:22:47,984 right? 1715 01:22:48,063 --> 01:22:50,553 You go ahead, Ricky. - Thanks, bud. 1716 01:22:51,933 --> 01:22:55,463 The first thing is this - this stupid picture. 1717 01:22:55,537 --> 01:22:58,507 If I could get Cory and Trevor to rise there for a second. 1718 01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,436 I mean, obviously, well, you can see 1719 01:23:03,511 --> 01:23:05,481 that that's Cory and this is Trevor. 1720 01:23:05,547 --> 01:23:07,777 I don't know who that guy is, you can't see him, 1721 01:23:07,849 --> 01:23:09,249 and you can't see that person either. 1722 01:23:09,317 --> 01:23:10,877 So there's only two people in the picture. 1723 01:23:10,952 --> 01:23:12,392 It looks like maybe they are stealing change, 1724 01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:13,514 which I don't agree with, 1725 01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:15,018 but I had nothing to do with this. 1726 01:23:15,090 --> 01:23:16,920 This is not the change they recovered from my car. 1727 01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:18,692 Totally different. That's the change I was saving 1728 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,190 for my daughter's education. 1729 01:23:20,261 --> 01:23:21,521 So the second thing... 1730 01:23:21,596 --> 01:23:23,556 is this: 1731 01:23:23,631 --> 01:23:26,101 really, the only evidence against us 1732 01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:28,727 is Mr. Lahey's testimony. 1733 01:23:28,803 --> 01:23:30,433 And if his testimony is so goddamn important, 1734 01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:32,555 then I want to hook him up to a breathalyzer. 1735 01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:35,200 He should clearly show he's not drunk as fuck, 1736 01:23:35,276 --> 01:23:36,536 'cause I think he is. 1737 01:23:36,611 --> 01:23:39,411 And if he is, shouldn't his testimony mean fuck all? 1738 01:23:39,481 --> 01:23:41,811 Shouldn't this case be thrown out of court? 1739 01:23:41,883 --> 01:23:43,283 Shouldn't I be given my change back? 1740 01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:44,651 I'm in deservement of the change. 1741 01:23:44,719 --> 01:23:47,089 I want the change back! 1742 01:23:47,155 --> 01:23:48,545 It's not my fault 1743 01:23:48,623 --> 01:23:51,423 Officers Cock-Knuckles and Dick-Lock here work with a drunk 1744 01:23:51,493 --> 01:23:53,983 trailer-park supervisor. He's not a cop, he's a drunk! 1745 01:23:54,062 --> 01:23:56,392 - They are not Officers Cock-Knuckles and Dick-Lock. 1746 01:23:56,464 --> 01:23:57,994 They are Officers Green and Johnson. 1747 01:23:58,066 --> 01:24:00,396 Now I warned you about this kind of thing! 1748 01:24:00,468 --> 01:24:02,328 - He used to be a cop, actually, 1749 01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:03,964 and he got fired. Guess what for? 1750 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,409 Drinking! Who does he work with? 1751 01:24:06,474 --> 01:24:08,844 Randy, who used to be a male prostitute. 1752 01:24:08,910 --> 01:24:10,280 You got no problem with being 1753 01:24:10,345 --> 01:24:12,575 hooked up with a breathalyzer, do you, Lahey? 1754 01:24:12,647 --> 01:24:14,977 I mean, you shouldn't be drunk. You drove here today. 1755 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,110 - Oh, smart, Ricky, smart. 1756 01:24:17,185 --> 01:24:19,305 - Bailiff, do we have a breathalyzer machine 1757 01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:20,817 in the building? - Yes. 1758 01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,119 - Well, let's get it in here 1759 01:24:22,190 --> 01:24:23,990 and find out who's drunk and who's not! 1760 01:24:32,634 --> 01:24:35,604 Come on, come on. 1761 01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,540 Come on, liquor! Come on, liquor! 1762 01:24:37,605 --> 01:24:39,765 Come on, you're drunk. 1763 01:24:39,841 --> 01:24:42,281 You gotta be drunk. You're always drunk, you drunk. 1764 01:24:42,343 --> 01:24:45,043 Come on, you're drunk. You've got to be drunk. 1765 01:24:46,681 --> 01:24:49,051 - The witness is intoxicated, Your Honor. 1766 01:24:49,117 --> 01:24:51,017 I knew he was wasted! 1767 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,016 I knew it. He's loaded! 1768 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,948 Well, in light of this new evidence, 1769 01:24:55,023 --> 01:24:57,513 I have no choice but to drop the charges 1770 01:24:57,592 --> 01:24:59,722 against Ricky, Julian 1771 01:24:59,794 --> 01:25:01,564 and Bubbles. 1772 01:25:01,629 --> 01:25:05,289 Order, please! And because there's no proof 1773 01:25:05,366 --> 01:25:08,026 that the money came from an illegal source, 1774 01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:11,473 I order that their change be given back to them. 1775 01:25:11,539 --> 01:25:14,129 - Thank you. It is my change. Thank you. 1776 01:25:14,209 --> 01:25:16,799 - Cory and Trevor, please rise. 1777 01:25:16,878 --> 01:25:19,748 I sentence you to 30 days in jail 1778 01:25:19,814 --> 01:25:21,654 and 750 hours 1779 01:25:21,716 --> 01:25:22,976 of community service. 1780 01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:25,491 - That's not that bad, guys. That's pretty good. 1781 01:25:25,553 --> 01:25:26,253 Hear that, Lahey? 1782 01:25:26,321 --> 01:25:28,381 You never stopped fuckin' with me, huh? 1783 01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:30,976 You couldn't let it go and look what happened? 1784 01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:33,219 You look like a dick. Rick, get it together. 1785 01:25:33,294 --> 01:25:35,994 Do you want to spend a week in jail effective immediately? 1786 01:25:37,499 --> 01:25:39,059 - Did you say a week? 1787 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:40,534 - Would you rather have two? 1788 01:25:40,602 --> 01:25:43,162 - No, no, a week's good. Just... 1789 01:25:44,405 --> 01:25:47,425 Lucy, Trin, can I please go to jail for a week, 1790 01:25:47,509 --> 01:25:50,569 play in the hockey game? Please? It's only a week. 1791 01:25:50,645 --> 01:25:52,135 - Have fun. - Yeah. 1792 01:25:52,213 --> 01:25:53,683 - Really? 1793 01:25:53,748 --> 01:25:55,438 Cover your ears, sweetie. 1794 01:25:55,517 --> 01:25:58,007 Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. 1795 01:25:58,086 --> 01:25:59,916 Fuck those two idiot cops. Fuck suit-dummies. 1796 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:01,748 As a matter of fact, fuck legal aid! 1797 01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:02,953 Fuck Dan and Terry's 1798 01:26:03,024 --> 01:26:05,294 Buffalo chicken wings! Fuck all the old wood in here, 1799 01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:06,550 the moon, corn on the cob, 1800 01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:09,598 squirrels. Fuck me, you, everything! 1801 01:26:12,567 --> 01:26:14,797 Give it off to Darren! Come on, Darren! 1802 01:26:14,869 --> 01:26:16,459 It was just so great to come back 1803 01:26:16,538 --> 01:26:18,338 to play in the final game of the tournament. 1804 01:26:18,406 --> 01:26:20,866 I missed lots of games, but I played in the big one. 1805 01:26:20,942 --> 01:26:24,342 If you see 'em, feed 'em, boys. We gotta score the winning goal. 1806 01:26:24,412 --> 01:26:26,472 Hard as fuck, boys. Hard as fuck! 1807 01:26:26,548 --> 01:26:28,878 Don't take any shit off these dicks. 1808 01:26:28,950 --> 01:26:30,780 It wasn't looking good for them... 1809 01:26:30,852 --> 01:26:33,752 And we're huge Ricky fans and he's an incredible goalie, 1810 01:26:33,821 --> 01:26:35,981 and, you know, he can stop just about anything, 1811 01:26:36,057 --> 01:26:38,957 but the team wasn't playing as a team. 1812 01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:40,617 They weren't playing good. 1813 01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:42,925 The turning point, for me, was when Donny came down 1814 01:26:42,997 --> 01:26:46,457 on a breakaway and I was sure they were gonna win. 1815 01:26:46,534 --> 01:26:47,974 And Ricky just threw the glove up 1816 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,226 and stopped it. And then, somehow, it started 1817 01:26:50,305 --> 01:26:51,925 going the other way, and Darren, 1818 01:26:52,006 --> 01:26:53,496 on a breakaway, faked a slapshot, 1819 01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:55,595 just went around him, deeked it right in, 1820 01:26:55,677 --> 01:26:58,237 and they won! 1821 01:27:00,148 --> 01:27:02,778 It was insane, dude. And in all the hoopla, we were, 1822 01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:06,080 like, this is our big chance to make something of ourselves. 1823 01:27:06,154 --> 01:27:08,124 - But the best part was Cory and Trevor. 1824 01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:10,559 They snuck up behind Donny - he wasn't looking - 1825 01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:13,315 and they pantsed him in front of the whole prison. 1826 01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:14,864 Rolling around on the ground 1827 01:27:14,929 --> 01:27:16,919 in puddles. Oh, my God, it was funny. 1828 01:27:16,998 --> 01:27:18,488 Those guys finally came out of their shell 1829 01:27:18,566 --> 01:27:20,056 and they're cool, 1830 01:27:20,134 --> 01:27:22,864 like everybody in here loves them now. 1831 01:27:22,937 --> 01:27:24,727 So I get to leave here a married man. 1832 01:27:24,806 --> 01:27:26,996 And I'm retired, so all I have to do now 1833 01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:28,865 is spend time with my family and grow dope. 1834 01:27:28,943 --> 01:27:30,383 My life couldn't be any better. 1835 01:27:31,813 --> 01:27:34,013 I left your house this morning 1836 01:27:35,650 --> 01:27:39,020 About a quarter after nine 1837 01:27:41,389 --> 01:27:44,919 Coulda been the Willie Nelson 1838 01:27:47,295 --> 01:27:50,485 Coulda been the wine 1839 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:57,374 When I left your house this morning 1840 01:27:57,438 --> 01:28:01,838 It was a little after nine 1841 01:28:01,909 --> 01:28:05,139 It was in Bobcaygeon 1842 01:28:05,213 --> 01:28:07,083 I saw the constellations 1843 01:28:07,148 --> 01:28:09,378 Reveal themselves 1844 01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:12,080 One star at a time 1845 01:28:26,668 --> 01:28:30,328 Drove back to town this morning 1846 01:28:32,006 --> 01:28:34,996 With working on my mind 1847 01:28:38,613 --> 01:28:42,383 I thought of maybe quitting 1848 01:28:43,518 --> 01:28:48,178 Thought of leaving it behind 1849 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:52,247 Went back to bed this morning 1850 01:28:53,828 --> 01:28:56,458 And as I'm pulling down the blind 1851 01:28:59,033 --> 01:29:00,973 Yeah the sky was dull 1852 01:29:01,836 --> 01:29:04,736 And hypothetical 1853 01:29:04,806 --> 01:29:09,536 And falling one cloud at a time 1854 01:29:09,610 --> 01:29:12,440 That night in Toronto 1855 01:29:12,513 --> 01:29:16,213 With its checkerboard floors 1856 01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:18,384 Riding on horseback 1857 01:29:18,453 --> 01:29:20,793 And keeping order restored 1858 01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:22,755 Till the men they couldn't hang 1859 01:29:22,824 --> 01:29:26,234 Stepped to the mic and sang 1860 01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,594 And their voices rang 1861 01:29:28,663 --> 01:29:32,763 With that Aryan twang 1862 01:29:56,691 --> 01:30:00,631 I got to your house this morning 1863 01:30:02,363 --> 01:30:05,463 Just a little after nine 1864 01:30:08,703 --> 01:30:11,803 In the middle of that riot 1865 01:30:15,042 --> 01:30:18,142 Couldn't get you off my mind 1866 01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:24,480 So I'm at your house this morning 1867 01:30:24,552 --> 01:30:27,652 Just a little after nine 1868 01:30:27,722 --> 01:30:30,822 'Cause it was in Bobcaygeon 1869 01:30:30,892 --> 01:30:33,992 Where I saw the constellations 1870 01:30:34,061 --> 01:30:35,791 Reveal themselves 1871 01:30:35,863 --> 01:30:40,323 One star at a time 1872 01:30:48,743 --> 01:30:51,843 DVD Subtitling: CNST, Montreal 132946

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