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This is Julian.Leave a message.
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Hey, Julian, it's Ricky.
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I got your messageabout working tonight.
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I guess I can probably work,but I'm telling you one thing,
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I'm need to get drunk as fuck.
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And I need some goodfuckin' dope, Julian,
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if I'm working for you tonight.Not that shitty fuckin' mall dope
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you usually show up here with.Let's get high,
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let's get drunk,and we'll do this fuckin' job.
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Did I tell him to meet us
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15 minutes ago?
- Yes.
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It's Ricky.
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Where the hell are ya?!
- Where is he?
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- Listen, I told you to be ready
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15 minutes ago!
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- I gotta do some family stuff.
Lucy's freakin'--
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Hey, Rick. Are you talking
on the phone to Julian?
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Just a second.
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No, I'm just in here
using the bathroom.
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- Why do have to lie to her?
Why can't you just tell her,
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"I need to make some money
to support the family." Huh?
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- Look, if you're masturbating,
it's cool.
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Just say, "Hey,I'm masturbating." No big deal!
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- Yeah, I'm masturbating
big-time, Lucy.
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- Should you be on the phone
with him if he's masturbating?
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...stuff cooked? Stuff--
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Jesus Christ! I'm trying
to talk to Tony here!
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The only reason
Lucy's pissed off
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is because we don't have
a lot of money right now.
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I'm not growing dope and I spent
our grocery money. I was wrong.
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- I want him close to me.
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I want him
to be Trinity's father.
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He is a good parent.
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But until he stops working
with Julian,
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he can forget
about being inside.
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- Lucy says
I can't come in the trailer.
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No big deal.
I'm used to living in cars.
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I've been living in cars
most of my life.
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And people
kinda make fun of me,
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throw bottles at me, say,"How can you live in a car?"
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But they just don't understand.It's not that bad.
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The way I look at it,
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my car is kinda likeour family's cottage.
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Trin comes out.
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She helps me cook and stuff.We have a good time.
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Lucy comes out to the caronce in awhile,
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we smoke some dope,
get drunk.
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- I'll bang Ricky.
I'll go visit him in his car.
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I don't give a shit,
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but he is not having sex
with me in my bed.
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- I've got everything
I need out here.
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Enough make my own foodand take care of myself.
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I don't owe anybody anythingin this park.
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I don't pay lot fees,'cause I live in my car.
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It's awesome.And basically my attitude is,
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I don't cause problems in this park.
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You don't fuck with me,I'm not gonna fuck with you.
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But don't fuck with me,
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'cause I'm gonna start
fuckin' with you big-time.
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- Oh, fuckin' look who it is.
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- I don't know
what he's doing here.
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Julian, what's going on?
What are you doing here?
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- We don't have time
for this, Ricky. Let's go!
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Yeah,
you're getting drunk tonight,
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but you're also working.
- I'm gonna call into work
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for a couple of hours.
I'm sorry.
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They couldn't find
Cory and Trevor;
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if I don't work,
I'm getting fired.
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And we need the money,
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you know that.
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Lucy, come here.
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Look, I'll only gonna be
working for a couple hours.
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I'll stop and get
a big bucket of chicken,
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go to the liquor store,
get some great hash.
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We'll get drunk,
smoke some dope,
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and we'll bang tonight,
listening to April Wine.
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- Getting chicken
and banging, that's nice.
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Fine.
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Be careful.
- I will.
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- Here's the clearing stick,
Ricky.
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All right, Bubbs,
black it out.
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These fuckin' shitty tools.
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Move it, move it.
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All right, it's clear.
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All right, Jules.
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What the fuck is that?!
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What's up, dudes?!
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- Where's the bank machine
we're gonna rob?!
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Turn that shit off!
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Sorry, Ricky.
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- What are you guys thinking?
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- What are you guys doing?
This is the big show.
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You show up late,
you blow our cover?
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Eh, boys?
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We are never, ever,
working with you idiots again.
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And...
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I'm really considering
not hanging out
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with you guys anymore.
What?
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- You don't have to do that,
Ricky.
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- Ricky, you really hurt Cory
and Trevor's feelings there.
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- Bubbles, they're the stupidest
fuck giraffes
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in the dumb-dumb salad.
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- Fuck giraffes.
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Look, Ricky, I know,
but you made them cry.
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We're a little sick
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of messing up, Julian,
every time.
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- That's not right.
They're our friends.
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Now apologize.
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- I didn't mean
to make them cry.
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- Ricky, get over here
and apologize to these guys.
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- Jesus Christ.
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You don't have
to bother apologizing, Ricky.
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Come on.
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- Cory, Trevor,
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I'm sorry I made you guys cry,
all right?
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I'm not crying.
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- Now get the fuck out of here.
You gotta go.
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- Fuck!
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- Ricky, don't electra-cocksuck
yourself now.
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Delicate, Ricky, delicate!
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- That's blue dye under pressure.
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That whore blows
and we all look
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like those blue, bald-headed dicks
that beat the drums.
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Got it!
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- I'm surprised.
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This is going really well, boys.
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- Holy fuck! My car!
I don't have fuckin' insurance!
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- Let's get the hell
out of here, now!
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- Wait, Julian.
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- Ricky, come on!
- Two seconds.
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- Ricky, I'm leaving without ya!
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- Julian, I'm taking a couple
of cartons of cigarettes.
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Big deal!
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- Just a couple of cartons
of smokes, eh, Ricky?
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- Bubbles, they were free.
I couldn't leave them there.
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I think we're okay, boys.
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- Boys, there's something flying
behind us right now
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that looks just like
a police hell-a-cocksucker.
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There's a fuckin'
hell-a-cocksucker behind us!
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What do we do?!
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- Get rid of the evidence!
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- This fucker gonna
get to us, Julian?
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I've got visual contactheading due east Highway 7.
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- Julian, you gotta pull over,
man. I gotta piss!
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- Ricky, we're being pursued
by the cops!
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No! Not gonna happen!
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- I can't hold it! I can't!
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Sorry, Julian,
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but I am not gonna piss myself,
man!
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- Out of the car, Bubbs.
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- I'm not going anywhere
without you guys!
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- We're gonna get busted,
Bubbles. Come on!
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This guy's stopped.«/i»
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He's urinating.He just pissed on himself here.
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- You better not put this
on the fuckin' news!
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God, that was a good piss!
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Fuck. Fuck.
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- I told you not to stop!
- No big deal.
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We can talk our way out of this.
- I'm gonna freeze up. I can't do this.
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- Don't move!
Hands where I can see them!
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Stop right there!
- Hey, guys, how you doing?
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- Where are you coming from?
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- Just back at the mall.
- We're not asking you.
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We're asking the guy
with the mixed drink,
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driving the car.
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What's wrong?
Cat got your tongue?
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- Oh, real nice.
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Making fun of a guy
who can't speak. He's mute.
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He's deaf, too.
You got some jokes for that?
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Maybe you can make him cry.
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Anyway, guys,
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I'm Trevor.
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This is Cory.
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Just put the guns away, guys.
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You don't need your guns out.
We don't got fuckin' guns.
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Put the guns down, seriously.
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We don't need guns.
Put 'em away.
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Talk it out.
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I know
why you're pulling us over.
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We set the alarms off at the
mall again, which is no big deal,
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because we're
the window cleaners.
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Terry,
a guy that works with us, idiot,
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backs his truck in
and slams into the smoke shop,
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set the alarm off.
Friend of mine,
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so I took the cigarettes.
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Didn't want anyone
to steal them.
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Anyway, we're gonna go back,
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fix it up, no problem at all.
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Guys, you gotta understand here.
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I could lose my job over this
and I've got four kids.
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- What you doing running
a police chopper, Trevor,
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with four kids?
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- We wasn't. I knew some shit
was obviously fucked up
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and we saw the big,
stupid chopper in the sky
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and pulled right over.
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Seriously,
we're just gonna get goin'.
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We got a lot of work to do,
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fixing that window
and everything.
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- All right, Frank.
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Listen, this is what
you're gonna do.
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You're gonna go back,
clean up, get the alarms off,
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call the security company,
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so we don't have
to deal with it.
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All right?
- No problem.
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- Once you're done with that,
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you gotta get this car legal
as soon as you can, okay?
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You got lucky tonight.
- You guys are really good cops.
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You guys did... it was great.
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The way you had the chopper--
- Yeah, yeah...
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You were right on us.
It was good.
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- Thanks, Officer.
- All right, take off.
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- Appreciate it.
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- What about you, Cory?
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You got kids?
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- No.
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Out of the vehicle.
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- I fuckin' had these dummies,
Julian! They're stupid!
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- Out of the car!
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- You had to take a piss,
didn't you? You fuckhead!
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- You were supposed to be deaf!
That door doesn't work!
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Take him out this side,
please!
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- Oh, nice sign language, Rick!
What the fuck was that?
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- I'm trying here, Julian!
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- He's not a bad goalie,
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but he's dumb.
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Ya suck, Ricky!
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Get off the court!
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I told you guys,
your time is up!
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- Suck it, Donny.
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- You suck it...
more!
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- What kind of a comeback
was that?
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I said suck it and you
just added "more" to it.
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- Because it's more.
You suck it more.
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- Fuckin' cocky chop,
fuck-linker.
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Let's go, boys.
- That didn't make any sense.
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Watch when you talk to me.
You're spittin' all over.
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You guys fuckin' suck.
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Donny is a fuckin' prick.
He's a senior guard,
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and he's jealous,
'cause I came up
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with the ball-hockey-league
idea.
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I'm having a good time.
I've got 26 days left.
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I plan on playing ball hockey
every day
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and beating the guards
in the hockey tournament.
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And Julian,
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Julian's not having a good time.
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He just drinks potato vodka
and lifts weights.
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00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,683
And I've seen a lot of guys
go down that road.
248
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,482
It's not a good road
to go down.
249
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,954
He's not happy in here,
and he should be playing hockey.
250
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,583
If he was playing hockey
and smoking dope,
251
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,818
Julian would be so much happier
252
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,262
than lifting weights
and drinking potato vodka.
253
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,117
That's what he chooses
to do, I guess.
254
00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,556
- Tell me something,
255
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,431
how did you get the name
Cadillac, anyway?
256
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,590
- Because I'm smooth,
257
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,759
I drive straight,
258
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,138
and I got power-
259
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,496
personal power.
260
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,344
Took old Cadillac 29 years
261
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,999
to figure it out.
A lot of times,
262
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,477
the cons get out of jail, right?
263
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,005
And they want to do the
big dirty, that one big job -
264
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,671
you know,
make a lot of money, retire.
265
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,180
They end up retiring
back in here.
266
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,241
I did the big dirty.
You see where I am?
267
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,790
Forget the big dirty
when you get out. Don't do that.
268
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,586
- Lots of guys here say
the big dirty's the way to go.
269
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,718
You find one big job,
do it right - no witnesses.
270
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,424
'Cause witnesses give up
prescriptions to the police;
271
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,396
once the police has your prescription,
you're fucked.
272
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,524
- It's all about change, boy.
273
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,000
Change and nothing else.
274
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,728
- I'm a criminal, Cadillac.
I can't change now, man.
275
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:55,544
- I ain't talking
about that kind of change.
276
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,201
- That's brilliant, man.
277
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,770
- So if I do the big dirty,
then I can retire from crime,
278
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,339
have all the time in the world
to spend time with my family;
279
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,908
get my family life going again.
So that's what I'm doing.
280
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,478
Soon as I get out of here,
I'm doing the big dirty.
281
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,317
It's fuckin' perfect.
282
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,481
- All right!
283
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,061
News flash!
284
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,059
Line up!
285
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,460
Hurry up.
286
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,332
Fuck off, Donny, you dick!
287
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,730
- Who said that?!
288
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,772
Look what I got.
289
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,568
You're not gonna like this.
290
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,010
Well, ladies,
I got some news for ya!
291
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,565
- Donny, what are you doing?
292
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,414
- I'll tell ya what I'm doing,
Ricky.
293
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,539
This prison's overcrowded
294
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,584
with dicks
and muscle dummies!
295
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,020
So I put in a word
with the warden
296
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:45,106
to let Ricky and Julian
out 26 days early!
297
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,487
- Don't forget change, man,
change.
298
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,162
- I won't. I won't.
- Don't forget my box of shit,
299
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,661
all right?
My box of shit, baby.
300
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,862
What are you doing?
301
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,925
- Fuckin' prick.
302
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,873
- Do you not see the red line,
Cadill-ass?
303
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,100
Movie night is done
because of Cadill-ass!
304
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,726
Fuckin' asshole!
305
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,281
I can see what you're
fuckin' doing here, Donny.
306
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,807
You're fixing
the hockey tournament,
307
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,412
'cause you know you can't win
if I'm playing on the nets.
308
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,005
- Let it go, Ricky.
309
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,057
Let it go, Ricky.
310
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,683
You and your pretty hair
311
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,628
and your blue eyes
shining like the sky, huh?
312
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,485
Shut up.
313
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,433
- I'm not leaving.
I got 30 days left.
314
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,928
I'm serving every one of them,
315
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,090
then we're gonna fuckin'
kick your ass in hockey.
316
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,139
- You're in jail
317
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,973
and I'm gonna let you
out of jail
318
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,228
and you want to stay for a
stupid ball-hockey tournament?
319
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,097
- 'Cause we're gonna win
and you know it.
320
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,766
- You're not gonna to win Ricky.
- And you're attracted to Julian.
321
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,605
- I'm not attracted to Julian.
I'm attracted...
322
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,050
Ahem.
I'm not attracted to Julian.
323
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,665
- You keep going on
about his blue eyes,
324
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,950
his nice hair and everything.
- 'Cause that's what you do.
325
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,649
- Sounds a little weird to me.
- No, it's not weird. Shut up.
326
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,552
- I'm not fuckin' leaving.
- You're leaving.
327
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,154
- No, I'm not fuckin'
going anywhere.
328
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,656
- Wanna prove it?
- Sure.
329
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,158
- Prove it.
Leonard, Duncan...
330
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,789
- Aw, you got to be kiddin'.
- Get this prick out of my jail.
331
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,225
- This is such bullshit, Donny.
Gonna throw me out of jail, huh?
332
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,531
I've got every right
to be in this fuckin' jail,
333
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,873
serve my sentence!
334
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,198
Darren, you gotta play nets!
335
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,213
Wayne, don't get drunk
before the games!
336
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,895
Steve, move up to left wing!
337
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,406
Fuck sakes, you fuckers!
338
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,209
If I fuckin' see you
on the outside, Donny,
339
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,651
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
340
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,875
- Ricky,
I'll fight you anyplace,
341
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,821
anytime, anywhere.
342
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,914
Donny, it's Ricky.
343
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,982
Look, man,
I'm sorry I freaked out.
344
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,051
You gotta please
let me back in jail.
345
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,160
Please let me play
in the hockey tournament.
346
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,262
Donny, come on. I'm sorry.
347
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,768
No chance, Ricky.
348
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:39,957
You suck it!
349
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:43,409
- No matter how many times
those guys go to jail,
350
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,095
it just never gets easier.
351
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,507
I mean,
me and Ricky and Julian,
352
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,909
we grew up together
353
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,041
and we're closer
than brothers, so...
354
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,706
I mean, when they go to jail,
everything just stops for me.
355
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,307
I just end up, you know,
356
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,579
working on dirty
old shopping carts.
357
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,289
Fixing them up, selling
them back to the grocery stores.
358
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,662
I only make
about 80 bucks a month.
359
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:09,001
You know, just enough
for cat food and lot fees.
360
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,828
Who's a good boy?
361
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,634
Half the time, all I can do
is just mark off days
362
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,767
on the calendar,
waiting for them to get out.
363
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,009
- Dad! Bubbles!
364
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,419
I'm really proud
of my boy, Rick,
365
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,584
'cause as soon
as he gets out of jail,
366
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,053
he goes right back to work.
367
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,851
I, unfortunately,
haven't been able to work
368
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:35,364
since the accident, so...
stuck in this thing. It sucks.
369
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:36,387
But, you know,
370
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,902
at least I get a government
disability check every month
371
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:43,025
and, you know, I...
keep getting one, you know,
372
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,542
as long as I'm careful, so...
373
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,299
Hey, Ray.
374
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,235
- Boys. Hey, Ricky.
- Hey, Dad.
375
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,040
- Aw, man,
is it ever good to see you.
376
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,982
I missed you, buddy.
- I missed you too, bud.
377
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,607
No way.
378
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,882
- You got me
some dope plants?
379
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,420
- Check it out.
- Old man came through!
380
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,535
- Ah, yeah.
381
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,247
- Check it out, boys!
382
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,623
Hey, Bubbles.
- Ricky!
383
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,822
- Dad, let me tell ya, thinked
over a lot of stuff in jail.
384
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,055
It's just gonna come
about my family now.
385
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,071
I gotta be a better dad
for Trin,
386
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,663
and I want Lucy back.
387
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,334
Yeah, dude, what's up?!
388
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,997
All right!
389
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,975
Okay, we'll followyou!
390
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,588
- What do the fuck do these
dicks here think they're doin'?
391
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,961
Don't start any shit
with them, Rick.
392
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,660
- Exit the vehicle, please,
gentlemen.
393
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,632
Heard you boys
were getting out today.
394
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,791
Welcome back to Sunnyvale,
Julian.
395
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,500
- Jim.
- Ricky.
396
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,272
We need to go over
some new park laws, boys.
397
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,571
- What?
398
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,913
You're not a cop anymore,
remember? You got fired.
399
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,908
You're just a drunk
trailer-park supervisor now.
400
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:02,450
Capeek?
401
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:06,314
- Actually, I resigned
from the force, Ricky.
402
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,505
- Resigned?
403
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,556
- Yeah, I make, uh,
$16,500 here,
404
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,612
at Sunnyvale, as supervisor.
405
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,351
Randy makes $4,600.
That's pretty good money.
406
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,887
First 10 years I ran this park,
things were simply perfection.
407
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:22,304
Trailers were well-kept,
people respected each other.
408
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,857
Then things changed.
409
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,496
Things changed with Julian,
Bubbles and...
410
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,063
mostly Ricky.
411
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,971
- Better watch the way you speak
to Mr. Lahey, Rick!
412
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,344
- You better watch the way
you go fuck yourself, Randy.
413
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,743
- Ricky! Ricky!
414
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,184
It's all right!
It's all right!
415
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,380
Come on, look,
we got catching up to do.
416
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,012
Let's just go.
417
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,207
- I'll tell you right now,
leave us alone!
418
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,149
Go get drunk,
supervise the park.
419
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,015
- Mr. Lahey hasn't had a drink
in almost two months!
420
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:49,724
Come on, Ricky,
421
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,025
let's start things off
on the right foot here.
422
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,316
- All right, Randy.
423
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,890
I've been a bit
stressed out lately.
424
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,559
Shouldn't be takin' it
out on you guys.
425
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,997
Sorry, Jim. Didn't realize
you quit drinking.
426
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,673
- Rick.
427
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,181
- We don't want any trouble
here, guys.
428
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,214
Okay?
429
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,409
- Julian.
430
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,315
This is great, boys.
431
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:13,984
Listen,
we all want the same thing.
432
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,612
For Sunnyvale Trailer Park
to be a nice place to live,
433
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,088
just like it used to be.
434
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,917
- No problem, Mr. Lahey.
We're just happy to be home.
435
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,763
So, we good here?
Can we go through the gate now?
436
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,229
- Sure, Rick.
Keep your nose clean.
437
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,388
Randy, open the gate.
438
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,028
- Won't be necessary, Randy.
439
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,103
You guys can both fuck off.
440
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,778
- Randy, don't let me start
drinking again, bud.
441
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,628
- Whazzup?!
- Whazzup?!
442
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,638
- Whazzup? I told you to stop
saying that three years ago.
443
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,908
Now get the fuck away from me.
Come up with somethin' better.
444
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,068
Cory and Trevor
are so fuckin' stupid.
445
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,047
They run around
saying they got their grade six,
446
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,575
but nobody remembers them
in grade six.
447
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,950
I remember them in grade five.
448
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,108
But one thing I do know
about Cory and Trevor,
449
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,087
their brains work
on the same level as horses.
450
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,706
I mean,
they look around like horses.
451
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,351
They hear a loud noise
they get scared like a horse.
452
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:31,287
They're unpredictable.
Just so fuckin' dumb.
453
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:32,663
See you guys later, all right?
454
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,601
- Stay for a couple drinks
with the boys.
455
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,096
Come on, you just got out.
456
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,638
- I'm spending the night
with Lucy tonight.
457
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,303
I'm getting drunk
with my family.
458
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,131
- What are Bubbles, Julian
and the old man,
459
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,096
if not your family?
460
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,044
- Come to Lucy's.
We'll get stoned,
461
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,479
get drunk as fuck.
It'll be a great night.
462
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,205
I gotta go, though.
Ricky? Rick!
463
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,310
God, Ray,
should we have told him
464
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,014
what's going on with Lucy?
- No, man, he's...
465
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,777
he's gotta figure this one out
for himself, buddy.
466
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,569
- You're a month early.
467
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,514
- What the fuck
are you doing here?
468
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,599
- I live here, Ricky.
469
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,711
You think Lucy can pay
the rent by herself?
470
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,483
- I'm out of jail now,
so I'll be taking care of the fees,
471
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,352
'cause I'm gonna be making
a shitload of money.
472
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,121
- I want you to stay
the fuck away
473
00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:32,709
from Lucy and Trinity.
I'm serious.
474
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,061
- I want to talk to Lucy
and Trinity right now.
475
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,647
I'm fuck-offious.
- Excuse me! Excuse me!
476
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,250
- Lucy's not gay anymore,
Sarah.
477
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,662
She hasn't done gay shit
since high school.
478
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,404
- Lucy never graduated
from high school, Ricky.
479
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,230
- I never graduated either
and I'm not gay.
480
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,796
- That's not what I heard.
481
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,434
- What, were you talking
to Julian?
482
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,409
I knew Lucy
was only an eighth gay.
483
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,407
She banged a lot of chicks back
in high school, including Sarah.
484
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,570
I banged a lot of chicks
back in high school,
485
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,119
including Sarah,
so it kinda cancels out.
486
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,084
One night, me and Lucy got drunk,
started talking,
487
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,713
realized both of us were banging
a lot of the same chicks.
488
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,449
One thing led to another,
kinda got together,
489
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,014
and we're just going
from there.
490
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:10,222
- Oh, you haven't heard
about Lucy's new job yet, have you?
491
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:11,755
- Lucy's working?
492
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,560
- She's got an awesome new job.
493
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,902
- What new job? She working
down at Horton's again?
494
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:17,897
- She doesn't need you
anymore for anything.
495
00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:19,299
Nice flowers.
496
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,571
- What're you talking about,
Sarah?
497
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:24,801
Where is she, Sarah?!
498
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,706
- She's in "fuck-off land,"
Ricky!
499
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,275
- Ricky worries me sometimes.
I got a great plan here
500
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,024
and I need him.
He's my wingman.
501
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,179
Don't need him gettin'
all screwed up over Lucy.
502
00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,117
We don't have time for chicks
right now.
503
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,163
We gotta steal change.
504
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:45,658
- How many hotdogs do you want,
Julian?
505
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,821
- Four.
- Four?!
506
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,970
- Well, I guess
I don't get any, then.
507
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,126
'Cause Ray's gonna have
half o' them!
508
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,795
- Give me two, then.
- No, no!
509
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,564
Oh, yeah, so you...
510
00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:59,942
you just get out of jail
and now you're telling me
511
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,981
you're gonna be robbing
change out of parking meters.
512
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,167
That's fuckin' just great,
Julian.
513
00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:07,509
- Bubbs, it's way safer.
You can't go to jail.
514
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:10,986
We just got to talk Ricky
out of doing the big dirty.
515
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,146
It's stupid.
Hey.
516
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:13,584
- Hey, Ricky.
517
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,288
- Hey, Rick.
- Hey, buddy.
518
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,590
- Listen, Dad, Bubbs,
519
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:19,191
is there something you guys
aren't telling me about Lucy?
520
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,994
- Bubbs, why don't you, uh...?
521
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,526
- Ray, you...
522
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:27,329
- Why do you always stick me
with the horseshit?!
523
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,336
Lucy got new boobs, Ricky.
524
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,568
- Lucy got new boobs?
525
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:33,273
Why?
Lucy's body's perfect.
526
00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:35,305
- You oughta see it now, buddy.
527
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,570
- Dad.
528
00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,118
You saw Lucy naked?
529
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,453
- Down at the Gentleman's Club,
Rick.
530
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,749
- They're not too big
and they're not too small.
531
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:45,121
- Trevor, how the fuck
did you see Lucy naked?
532
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,780
- At the Gentleman's Club.
533
00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:48,618
She works
at the Gentleman's Club, Ricky.
534
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,063
That's what we're saying.
535
00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:51,888
- The strip club?
536
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,563
Gentleman's Club.
537
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,152
It's been a hard day
538
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,740
In the city
539
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:19,762
And it affects youin the most peculiar way
540
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:20,915
Straights!
541
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:27,028
We've said all thatthere is to say
542
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,828
And if you wereto ask me questions
543
00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:33,231
You don't really want to know
544
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,205
Your concern is just for show
545
00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:41,713
Just for show-oh-oh-oh
546
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,674
Your name's a number
547
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,049
Just press a button
548
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,677
Your memories lostbut they've not forgotten
549
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:52,954
They tried to break our...our lust for passion
550
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:57,464
They tried to tell usthat it's not in fashion
551
00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:00,969
And if you wereto ask me questions
552
00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:03,402
What are we fighting for...
553
00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:06,793
- Hey.
- Hey.
554
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,602
- Lucy, I just came here
to see you.
555
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,343
Can I have a hug?
I really missed you, in jail.
556
00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:12,429
- Okay, close enough.
557
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,381
There you go.
Nice big hug.
558
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,136
- Oh, that was a nice hug.
- Mmm-hmm.
559
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,752
- So how's Trinity doing?
560
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:22,077
- Off the rails is how she's doing.
She's stealing barbecues again.
561
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:26,082
Yeah, things are really
different now, Rick.
562
00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:27,777
Really different.
563
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,889
- Why, are you bangin'
somebody or somethin'?
564
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,562
- Hey, Sonny, this is Ricky.
565
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:37,004
- Ricky,
good to meet you, buddy!
566
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,898
How are ya?
I've heard a lot about you.
567
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:41,060
- Rick, this is Sonny, my boss.
568
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:44,069
- I own the joint.
What can I tell you?
569
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:47,082
So is everything good?
You gettin' everything you need?
570
00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:50,435
- Yeah, we're fine.
- Great. It's a $10 cover.
571
00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:54,786
- Oh, you know what?
He's my guest.
572
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:56,553
Here's 10 bucks.
573
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,862
- Stop digging in the ashtray,
will you, buddy?
574
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:11,025
This is a gentleman's club.
575
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:12,402
- Look,
I'm properly gentlemanly.
576
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,200
I just came here
to talk to Lucy.
577
00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:15,602
You got a problem with that?
578
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:17,874
- Can you just give us a minute?
Can we talk?
579
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,643
- Yeah, hey, no problem.
580
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,141
What do you need?
581
00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:23,082
You know,
it's a two-drink minimum,
582
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,778
and no touching the ladies,
Ricky, especially her.
583
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:27,550
You got two minutes.
584
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,089
Attaboy.
585
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,745
I'm gonna need you
in the VIP room.
586
00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:32,853
- Okay.
587
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,484
- Fuckin' dick!
588
00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:42,255
You know how much it is
589
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,034
to get into that room?
Twenty bucks!
590
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,072
You know how much cat food
I'd get for that?!
591
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:50,196
- Good job, boys.
592
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,795
Go find some more.
593
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:54,996
- Try to get me a vodka o.j.
594
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,379
- I'm drinking gin and Seven,
please.
595
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,012
- I'm drinking rum and Coke.
596
00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,277
- Oh.
597
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,382
Okay.
598
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,987
You're good.
599
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,050
You're good. Okay.
600
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,099
- Are you fucked?!
601
00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:16,464
- She's just trying to hustle me
for lap dances and drinks.
602
00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:19,034
It's part of her job. Chill out.
- So?!
603
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:22,514
- Listen. We have no time
for women right now.
604
00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,204
We gotta concentrate
on the job tomorrow
605
00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,205
and stay focused, okay?
606
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,848
- I'm focused, Julian.
607
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,813
She's looking over here.
608
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:31,912
- Is she?
609
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,418
- Julian, she's on fire!
610
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:50,355
God, this place makes me frisky!
611
00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:52,702
- Lucy, it's not just about
horny stuff this time.
612
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:53,901
There's love stuff, too.
613
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,842
- Listen, we could have
a couple drinks,
614
00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:58,637
take care of the horny stuff,
but that's it.
615
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,040
- Any chance I can get
a couple of cigarettes off ya?
616
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:03,272
- Look, I gotta go.
617
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,008
No matter what happens
between you and me,
618
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,423
you gotta start growing dope,
and you gotta get some money.
619
00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:08,775
You gotta get your life together.
620
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:12,623
- Look... I didn't mean to be
so forward... earlier, you know?
621
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,891
I don't know anybody
around here.
622
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,889
Hmm.
623
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,931
So I'm just looking
for somebody to hang out with.
624
00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:23,058
I didn't mean any harm.
You just seem like a good guy.
625
00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:24,934
How about we go see
a movie sometime?
626
00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:26,233
- Okay!
- Yeah?
627
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,574
- Okay. Okay.
628
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,109
- Julian, can we please
get the fuck out of here?!
629
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:35,410
- You're friends
with the ashtray miner?
630
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,310
And you're stealing drinks too?
631
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,372
- What did you just say to me,
huh?
632
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,881
You see this drink?
It's my drink!
633
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:43,652
I brought it from home.
I don't steal fuckin' drinks, bud!
634
00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:48,186
Yeah, Tony, pool room, please.
- What kind of accusations?
635
00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,349
We don't steal drinks,
thank you very much.
636
00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:53,958
- Bubbles,
what the fuck is going on?
637
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,022
- I got caught stealing drinks.
638
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,001
- Listen, you tell
your little door pansies
639
00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:01,769
to let go of my friends
and we'll leave like gentlemen.
640
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,470
- Yeah.
Okay, let 'em go.
641
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:06,101
You heard me, let 'em go.
642
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,482
- Thanks, Sonny.
Good times.
643
00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,553
- We need to make some money.
644
00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:22,216
- I know.
645
00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:25,193
I promised Lucy
I can't work for you.
646
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,893
- Ricky,
if you want Lucy back,
647
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:28,725
you gotta start
growing dope again,
648
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,070
and you're gonna need lights,
tables, fertilizer.
649
00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,067
- Yup. That's why I'm doing
the big dirty.
650
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:37,469
- No, you'll start stealing
change with me tomorrow, Rick.
651
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,072
Ricky.
652
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:41,943
Listen, I don't really want
to do this either, but, I mean,
653
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:44,683
I gotta get money
for cat food!
654
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,309
You know,
I'd feel a lot more comfortable
655
00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:49,435
if you were in on that
with us, Ricky.
656
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:50,751
You know.
657
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:53,976
- Rick, I don't want to do this
without you, okay?
658
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,748
We got a great team here.
659
00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:56,947
Come on.
660
00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,186
- Please?
Please?
661
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,757
- All right, I'll do it.
662
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:09,026
But the cock-muffin twins
better be on their game. No fuckups.
663
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:10,837
- We start training
them tomorrow.
664
00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:29,018
- What the fuck?
665
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,701
What the fuck are you guys...?
Get the fuck out of my car!
666
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,027
When you're lookingfor something new
667
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,372
We've got a special friendfor you
668
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,203
Gives you more...
- Bubbs!
669
00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:47,675
Our service...
670
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,074
Bubbles, what the hell's
going on with your cats?
671
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:53,450
I thought they were trained.
672
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,648
They're in my car.
They pissed on my cigarettes.
673
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,420
They're pooping in my dope.
- Well, Ricky,
674
00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:59,618
did you notice how damp
it is in here?
675
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,061
- Yeah, this shed is fucked.
676
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:03,886
- They're not digging it in here,
right now.
677
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:04,722
They like your car,
678
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,226
'cause it's dry.
679
00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:08,817
And, I mean,
these are free-range kitties,
680
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:11,460
you know that.
They do as they please.
681
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,156
- I'm sorry, Bubbs.
I'm just grumpy.
682
00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:15,098
I mean, the cats
kept me up all night,
683
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,803
and thinking about Julian
wanting to steal change
684
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,135
from parking meters.
It's embarrassing.
685
00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,439
- Well, Ricky,
it's theft under a thousand,
686
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,451
you know, and...
687
00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:24,953
it'll keep you
from going to jail on me.
688
00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,176
- I know.
You're right.
689
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,151
And don't worry
about the shed, man.
690
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,119
We'll get it fixed up one day.
691
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,348
- Smell him!
692
00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:34,193
He smells like cigarettes.
693
00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,189
- He does smell like cigarettes
a bit, I guess.
694
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,321
- Kitties aren't supposed
to smell like cigarettes.
695
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,586
They're supposed
to smell like kitties.
696
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:42,025
Aren't ya?
697
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:45,755
- Sorry, Bubbs.
I'm just grumpy, man.
698
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:49,857
They kept me up all night
fuckin' with me.
699
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:52,881
- You should put a new shirt
on maybe, Ricky.
700
00:31:58,182 --> 00:31:59,442
- Excuse me.
701
00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,947
Please tell me
that's not Trinity's breakfast.
702
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,450
That's pathetic.
- Trevor made it. It's fine.
703
00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:06,682
- Whatever. You're lucky
Lucy's still asleep.
704
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,448
- Don't start shit
with me and Lucy again, please.
705
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,957
- I'm not starting shit
with you and Lucy.
706
00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:15,300
I told you to leave her alone.
- That's not gonna happen.
707
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:16,386
- Whatever. Hey, sweetie.
- Hey.
708
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:17,797
- Remember
you are grounded, okay?
709
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:20,299
So don't leave the park,
all right?
710
00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:22,531
- So, Trin,
does Mom talk about me at all?
711
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,197
Do you think I got a chance
of getting back with her?
712
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,466
- Yeah, if you stop working
with Julian.
713
00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:29,405
- Are you gonna stop
stealing barbecues
714
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,680
and selling them
at the flea market?
715
00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,679
- No way!
That gets me money!
716
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:37,523
- Okay, Trin,
what we're doing here is wrong.
717
00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:39,988
The only reason we're doing it
is 'cause you're hungry,
718
00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:42,028
Dad's got no money
and I'm late for work.
719
00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:43,693
Welcome to Danny and Terry's.
720
00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:45,351
What's popping?
- Yeah, how's it going?
721
00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:46,830
I came through here
two hours ago.
722
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:49,768
I had a huge order for
a picnic and it's all messed up.
723
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,274
I'm missing, uh,
two cheeseburgers and...
724
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,026
- Orange pop and onion rings.
725
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:55,734
- Three or four orange pops,
some onion rings.
726
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,327
I got kids crying
back at this picnic.
727
00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:59,538
Mothers are pissed off at me
and it's your fault.
728
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,170
I gotta get this food fast.
So, please.
729
00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:04,365
I don't want to get the manager
involved, but I will.
730
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,539
- I'm terribly sorry, sir.Please drive through.
731
00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:15,094
- Trin.
732
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,819
You gotta quit smoking,
I'm serious.
733
00:33:16,894 --> 00:33:18,494
I was reading
these word papers in jail
734
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:20,003
and it's really bad for ya.
735
00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:22,864
Come on, we'll both go on
the patch again together.
736
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:23,924
You can do it.
737
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,702
- I guess if you'll do it with
me again, I guess I could try.
738
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,501
- Hey, that's all I'm asking.
739
00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:30,133
Hand over the cigarettes.
740
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,799
I'm gonna need your lighter
from you, too.
741
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,037
And a couple of bucks for gas,
if you got it.
742
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,814
Awesome.
Thanks, sweetie.
743
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,934
You guys really gotta get
your shit together in there.
744
00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:54,604
- Fuck!
745
00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:11,078
- Hey, Jim.
746
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:12,779
- Barb.
747
00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:14,340
- I have a little question for you.
748
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,389
You wouldn't know
why the lot fees
749
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:19,514
have been dwindling over
the last two months, would you?
750
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,350
Barb likes to power trip on me
751
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,616
all the time.
752
00:34:22,693 --> 00:34:24,023
We were married once.
753
00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:27,185
She actually, uh, made me
supervisor here at Sunnyvale.
754
00:34:27,265 --> 00:34:30,025
She doesn't like when the lot fees
don't come in on time.
755
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:33,131
She doesn't like that I have
a little problem with alcohol.
756
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,704
And she sure doesn't like Randy.
757
00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:38,403
- Can you and Randy handle
taking care of this park,
758
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,336
or should I get somebody
who can?
759
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,641
- Barb!
760
00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:44,272
- I want the lot fees collected,
deposited,
761
00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:45,778
and if somebody
is three months behind
762
00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:48,180
and doesn't pay,
I want them out!
763
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:48,812
Good? Good!
764
00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:50,746
- Look, I'm working on it.
765
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:53,852
Sunnyvale is the most important
thing in my life. You know that.
766
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,355
- You sure
it's not getting drunk
767
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,227
and walking around the park
with the Hamburglar?
768
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:01,287
For God's sake, Jim,
get it together!
769
00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:27,163
- What time is it, Bubbs?
770
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,245
- He's a couple minutes late,
Julian.
771
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,887
He'll be here, though.
- He'll show up.
772
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,593
- All right, Cory and Trevor,
do not attract attention.
773
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,187
Hey, Julian.
774
00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:43,405
Well, I can't believe
I fuckin' agreed to this,
775
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,274
but let's go steal
your little bits of change.
776
00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:49,238
- No talking!
Get over there!
777
00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,147
Julian, you waiting
for more people
778
00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,492
to put money in these things
or what? Come on!
779
00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:01,718
- Let's do it.
780
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,720
Let's do it.
781
00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:07,119
- Julian!
These are the wrong size.
782
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:10,098
You even check the screwdrivers?
They don't fit!
783
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,828
- Would you stop trying
to ruin this for everyone
784
00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,095
and concentrate, please?
785
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,943
- Completely different mechanism
than what we trained on.
786
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,770
- Fuckin' tools are greasy.
787
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,245
Great! Cory, give me
you're fuckin' shirt.
788
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,514
Let's go.
789
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:30,478
- It's a bit of a fuckup here,
Julian.
790
00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,075
What are we gonna do?
791
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:36,616
- Shut it down.
792
00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:39,432
Shut it down.
- Shut it down?
793
00:36:39,497 --> 00:36:40,927
- Shut it down.
794
00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:42,258
- Julian, that's probably
a good idea.
795
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,673
We should rethink this,
get some better tools.
796
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:46,095
- All right,
we'll get better tools,
797
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:47,330
come back tomorrow.
No big deal.
798
00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:50,855
- I'll show you better tools.
Hold these, Bubbs.
799
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,672
I'm taking over this job.
- Ricky.
800
00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,474
What's he mean,
801
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:58,006
better tools?
802
00:36:58,082 --> 00:36:59,642
- Listen, I said shut it down.
803
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,617
- I'm finishing
what you started, Julian -
804
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,476
stealing change.
805
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,454
- Boys, look out!
806
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:13,295
- Everybody, calm down!
Nothing to see here!
807
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,564
Just doing some accident testing
for the city!
808
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,863
Cory, Trevor,
meters in the trunk. Come on!
809
00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:18,915
You got it!
810
00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:20,203
Basically, we're just testing
811
00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,101
to see the strength
of the metal against cars,
812
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,443
and these two guys are just
gonna load them up now.
813
00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:25,498
Everything went great.
814
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,536
Oh-my-fuck!
815
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:28,982
- Cory, cover your package up!
816
00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:32,446
People are eating
and your bird's out!
817
00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,876
- If this what you want to do -
steal change with fuck-biscuit
818
00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:38,182
and the naked dummy - go ahead.
I got better things to do.
819
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,556
I'm gonna find the big dirty.
I'm doing it by myself.
820
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,246
- Thanks for the shirt, dude.
821
00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:45,057
- Any time, man.
822
00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:47,189
Cory, get your ass off my car!
823
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:54,702
- Randy, I want to talk to you
in the office for a minute, boy.
824
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,902
- Mr. Lahey,you're breaking up, over.
825
00:37:56,974 --> 00:38:01,434
- Randy, I want to talk to you
in the office for a bit, over!
826
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:02,882
- Mr. Lahey,
827
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,007
what's up with the abrupt Randy?
- Randy.
828
00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:06,212
- Mr. Lahey!
- Randy.
829
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,754
- Mr. Lahey!
- Randy!
830
00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:09,338
- Fuck--
- Randy!
831
00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:12,918
All we need
is a new receipt logbook
832
00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,390
that says Ricky, Julian,
833
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,928
and Bubbles's lot fees
are unpaid.
834
00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,464
- What are you talking about,
Mr. Lahey?
835
00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:19,999
The guys have paid
their lot fees.
836
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,594
- Randy!
- Where'd all the money go?
837
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,066
- Where did your George Foreman
grill come from, Ran?
838
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:27,065
All I'm saying
is if they want to engage
839
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,768
in a little shit-war,
we're gonna win.
840
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,240
This little technicality
is our secret shit-weapon.
841
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,040
It'll be like a...
842
00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:38,906
...like an intermediate-range
surface-to-air
843
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,013
nuclear-shit-missile.
844
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,280
Hey, Wanda.
845
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:47,886
- Whoa, nice!
Can I drive it?
846
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:48,948
- Sure.
847
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,504
Cory and Trevor were supposed
to fix this for me.
848
00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:57,626
Who's Cory and Trevor?
849
00:38:57,702 --> 00:38:59,862
- They're my assistants.
850
00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:02,127
- You have assistants?
- Yeah.
851
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,698
Two for "The Dark Canuck."
852
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:16,723
- I have bills.
853
00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:18,907
- I've gotta get rid
of this change anyway.
854
00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:25,492
Sorry.
855
00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:28,534
Don't be sorry.
856
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,839
So I hear
you done a little time.
857
00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:44,011
- Who told you that?
- Lucy told me.
858
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,281
- Don't listen to her.
859
00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:47,749
I have
a little confession to make.
860
00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:49,508
What?
- I've been in jail, too.
861
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:51,747
Usually, guys,
I tell them I've been in jail
862
00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:53,352
and they get all weird.
- No way.
863
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:56,724
- So now I only date guys
that have been in jail,
864
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,194
'cause those are only ones
who can relate.
865
00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:00,753
- Well, I don't wanna brag
or anything,
866
00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:02,801
but I've been in jail
a few times.
867
00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:04,927
Jail's a part of life.
What's the big deal?
868
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:07,032
- It's not a big deal.
- It's kind of fun.
869
00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:08,044
- I think it's fun.
870
00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:11,095
Want to see the new bra
I got yesterday?
871
00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:18,202
- That's... Where'd you get that?
- I stole it.
872
00:40:18,282 --> 00:40:21,312
That's nice fabric.
- Why are you nervous?
873
00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:22,715
- I'm not nervous.
874
00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:24,947
- Yeah, you're all boob nervous.
- I'm not boob nervous.
875
00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:26,222
I'm just--
876
00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:28,120
I know there's a man in there.
877
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:30,322
I'm calling mall security.
You better come out now!
878
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:32,454
- All right, you got us.
879
00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:34,520
What's up?
880
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,826
- You guys can't be doing
that in here.
881
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:39,532
- Finish it off, bud.
882
00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:44,035
Do you want popcorn?
883
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,468
I'm gonna get, um,
oh, I'm gettin' nachos,
884
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,144
with cheese and a hotdog,
885
00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:52,313
some chocolate-covered raisins.
Do you like raisins?
886
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:54,537
Julian?
887
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,478
- Hmm? What?
888
00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:58,775
- Are you okay?
889
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:00,916
- Yeah, I'm just thinking
about work and stuff.
890
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,750
Ow!
891
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:08,760
I almost got it, Ricky!
Help me!
892
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:11,533
- Hold it there for a second.
I'll get it.
893
00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:12,972
- Not like that!
Jesus Murphy!
894
00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:15,227
Oh, my God!
895
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,400
- See?
896
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,905
- Ricky!
897
00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:23,138
Julian, we got one open!
898
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,744
Guess what, boys?
899
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,215
I've got some good news.
900
00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:29,814
Ricky, I've been thinking
about the big dirty lately.
901
00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:31,877
- You've been thinking
about the big dirty?
902
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:35,256
- And I think I've found it.
I was at the movie theater,
903
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,586
and they've got
this kick-ass coin machine
904
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,321
filled with twonies and loonies.
905
00:41:39,396 --> 00:41:41,226
And check this out:
two hours of the day,
906
00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:42,698
there's only
one person working.
907
00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:45,256
This is perfect, boys!
- So you stole my idea.
908
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,596
I'm Mr. Big Dirty,
Julian, not you.
909
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,401
Ricky, it's a combination
of both ideas.
910
00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:51,373
It's still about change
and still untraceable.
911
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,102
What do you say, Bubbs?
You in?
912
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,197
- I don't know, Julian.
913
00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:56,638
I mean, would I make enough
to fix up my shed
914
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,484
and get a bit
of cat food going?
915
00:41:58,549 --> 00:42:00,519
- You'll have enough cat food
for 10 years.
916
00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:01,884
This is the big-time, boys.
917
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,176
- Oh, my God!
918
00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:11,631
Jesus Murphy!
919
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,150
Cocksucker!
920
00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:30,002
- Mr. Lahey, not the liquor!
921
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,110
- Chill, Randy,
I know what I'm doing.
922
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:33,172
Bubbles,
923
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,440
what's the plastic for?
924
00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:36,988
- I'm trying to fix my roof.
It's leaking.
925
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:38,284
- What's all this, uh,
926
00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:40,115
paraphernalia here?
927
00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:41,750
- It's for the "Supercats"
cat show.
928
00:42:41,825 --> 00:42:43,685
I do that every year.
You know that.
929
00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:48,424
- Where's Ricky and Julian?
930
00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:49,969
- None of your business,
actually.
931
00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:52,164
When are you expecting
your baby, Randy?
932
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,096
Bubbles,
933
00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:56,141
when your little shit-pals
get back,
934
00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:58,166
here's something
you can tell 'em:
935
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,212
tell them you received
official notice today
936
00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:01,707
that this shit-shack...
937
00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:06,214
...has been
officially condemned...
938
00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:08,483
by the power and authority
invested in me
939
00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:10,252
by the Trailer Park
Supervisors Act.
940
00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,881
I am officially condemning
this shed.
941
00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,357
- What?!
You can't do that, Mr. Lahey!
942
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,786
That's all I have
for me and my kitties!
943
00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:20,301
- Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs,
for you, your shit-rats,
944
00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:22,304
and your shit-turd friends!
945
00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:26,031
Crazy drunk bastard.
946
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,903
- What?
947
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,800
- Nothin'.
948
00:43:30,874 --> 00:43:33,074
- What did you say, Bubbles?
949
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:34,803
- I didn't say anything.
950
00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:39,514
- Hope they don't shit on you,
Bubbles.
951
00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:41,483
- Shit on me? Who?
952
00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,452
- Shit-hawks.
953
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,820
Big, dirty shit-hawks.
954
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:48,877
They're coming, Bubbles.
955
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,949
They're flying in low.
956
00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:52,658
They're swooping down,
957
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,030
shitting on people,
958
00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:56,358
and dragging them off
to the big shit-nest.
959
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,088
I'm worried about Lahey, boys.
960
00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:29,003
He's threatened me
and he's back on the liquor
961
00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:31,896
and he's got that crazy look
in his eye again.
962
00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:34,269
He's gonna do something,
I'm telling ya!
963
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,428
- Bubbles, Lahey is a drunk
trailer-park supervisor
964
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,337
and Randy's a drunk
cheeseburger eater.
965
00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:40,139
Fuck them!
Just tell them to fuck off!
966
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:41,070
- Well, I do, Ricky,
967
00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:43,435
but it doesn't work
like when you do it.
968
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:46,544
I just need you to help me
with my shed. Now, come on.
969
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,137
- We can't tonight.
We're going to the strip club.
970
00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:52,149
- Ricky, maybe I'd like to go
to a strip club too, you know,
971
00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:54,352
and get my drink on
and look at fly hos,
972
00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:56,325
but I can't.
I gotta work on this shit!
973
00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:57,623
Bubbles,
we're not staying there.
974
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:58,555
We're coming back here.
975
00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:00,489
There's a huge party
at J-Roc's tonight!
976
00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:02,634
- I've known J-Roc and Tyrone
977
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,170
since probably
grade six or seven;
978
00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:06,464
we used to be in
the chess club together.
979
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,097
Then they got into like,
heavy-metal music, grunge music,
980
00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:11,143
then they both became MCs.
981
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,798
- Check one, two.
- Three, four, check.
982
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,996
- Check, check, T.
J-Roc and T.
983
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:17,639
- And he also makes movies.
I don't know if you knew that,
984
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,305
but he makes grease movies
that he sells
985
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,653
at convenience stores
and gas stations.
986
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,479
Dirty, greasy stuff.
987
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:27,785
Like you can imagine
what's going on in them.
988
00:45:27,858 --> 00:45:29,288
Dirty stuff.
989
00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:40,859
I can make you scared
990
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,803
If you want me to
991
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:46,165
I'm not prepared
992
00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:50,108
But if I have to
993
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:52,440
I said I could make you scared
994
00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:54,846
It's kind of what I do
995
00:45:56,053 --> 00:45:58,493
If you're prepared
996
00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:01,385
Here's what I propose to do...
- Lucy...
997
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,623
...may I please
have this lap dance?
998
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:08,994
- Phil, honey,
can you go get me a drink
999
00:46:09,066 --> 00:46:10,826
and I'll owe you
half a lap dance?
1000
00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:12,661
- Sure.
- Thanks.
1001
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,368
Ricky,
what are you doing here?
1002
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,504
I told you not to come
visit me at work.
1003
00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:25,069
Just wait for me outside,
I'll be out in a second.
1004
00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:27,709
I don't want you to see
this shit. I'm working.
1005
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,215
- Lucy, I don't care
about lap dancing.
1006
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,746
It's cool.
You're good at it.
1007
00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:33,261
Remember how it used to be?
When I was growing dope,
1008
00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:35,813
you had your hair salon going.
1009
00:46:35,893 --> 00:46:38,123
You used to cook for me
and Trin all the time.
1010
00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:39,175
Remember how perfect that was?
1011
00:46:39,263 --> 00:46:40,593
- Well, yeah,
1012
00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:42,394
those were the good old days.
1013
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,556
- I needed to come visit you,
'cause...
1014
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,865
I want to talk to you about
something very important later.
1015
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:53,138
- VIP pass right now.
This is the fuckin'
1016
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:54,340
"Very Important Personnel room."
1017
00:46:54,411 --> 00:46:58,011
It's not the "unemployed,
just-got-out-of-jail dumb room."
1018
00:46:58,081 --> 00:46:59,951
- Very funny.
1019
00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:02,277
Take it easy.
I got lots of money tonight.
1020
00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:04,652
- Yeah? Well, my girlfriend
doesn't give lap dances
1021
00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:07,591
to dirty trailer-park trash.
We clear on that, dick-chops?
1022
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,678
- Girlfriend?
1023
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,950
You banged Lucy?
1024
00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,048
- 28 times.
1025
00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:21,396
- Lucy, you bang this dick?
1026
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:25,341
- Well, yeah, but, you know,
1027
00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:27,239
you were gone
for, like, 18 months.
1028
00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:29,711
What do you want me to do?
I mean--
1029
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,270
- Lucy, I know I was in jail
1030
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:32,908
and you have needs,
but this idiot?
1031
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:35,423
I thought about you nonstop
when I was in jail -
1032
00:47:35,485 --> 00:47:36,975
you and Trin.
1033
00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:40,615
I can't believe this.
1034
00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:43,726
I'm sorry.
1035
00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:47,424
Like, I really fucked us up
by going to jail, didn't I?
1036
00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:49,897
Good luck, I guess.
1037
00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:52,437
- Get the fuck out of my club!
1038
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:01,607
What do you need?
1039
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,950
- You're lucky I don't want
to go back to jail.
1040
00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:08,346
Ricky's really trying
hard here, Lucy.
1041
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,078
- Yeah, he's clearly trying.
1042
00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:11,783
- Listen, he was throwing
a party tonight!
1043
00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:14,255
That's what he was
going on about, a party?
1044
00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:16,624
- Yeah.
- Oh, man, I gotta go find him.
1045
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:19,753
- I can't believe you banged
that Sonny guy 28 times!
1046
00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:22,060
It was 10 or 15 times max!
- Pfft!
1047
00:48:22,132 --> 00:48:23,572
- Don't pfft me.
1048
00:48:23,634 --> 00:48:26,604
Fuckin' I gotta go.
I gotta get a cab.
1049
00:48:29,606 --> 00:48:31,896
- Do you wanna come
to a party tonight?
1050
00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:33,335
- Yes!
1051
00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:37,081
I have to go change first.
- Okay.
1052
00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:41,777
- You can drive my car!
1053
00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:43,652
I just picked it up.
1054
00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:48,513
Hey, man, what's up, dude?
1055
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,082
Yeah!
1056
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,690
Bubbles, what's up, man?
1057
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,063
Yeah how many timeshave you sat out the deck
1058
00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:56,962
Gettin' wreckedand when you collect a check
1059
00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:59,564
Knowin' that's as good as lifeis ever gonna get
1060
00:48:59,636 --> 00:49:02,726
Know when you fuck a parkIt's in your blood your sweat
1061
00:49:02,806 --> 00:49:05,036
Dat's some doubts and dat'ssome bouts of insanity...
1062
00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:21,282
...Stole a diamond ringto make my girl my wife
1063
00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:22,448
You're a wife wife...
1064
00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:24,586
That's trailer park life
1065
00:49:37,674 --> 00:49:40,174
- So this is where you grew up?
- Yeah, this is home.
1066
00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:41,803
What do you think?
- It's gorgeous!
1067
00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:42,808
- Want a drink?
- Yeah.
1068
00:49:42,879 --> 00:49:44,509
For fuck sakes!
1069
00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:46,211
Fuck off with the fireworks!
1070
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:07,538
This empty spaceI've held so long...
1071
00:50:07,604 --> 00:50:10,374
"Ricky,
you're the best captain we ever had.
1072
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,430
Can't wait till you getarrested again.
1073
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,269
Darren.Hard as fuck."
1074
00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:17,474
And now I seethe way it's done
1075
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,475
I thought we'd led a life before
1076
00:50:21,551 --> 00:50:24,521
Who we were well I'm not sure
1077
00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:27,388
But one thing I know is right
1078
00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:28,747
I loved you then
1079
00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:30,985
I'm going to love you tonight
1080
00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:33,261
I'm on fire for you baby
1081
00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,725
Fire for you woman
1082
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,400
All night
1083
00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:44,300
I'm on fire for you baby
1084
00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:46,744
Fire for you woman
1085
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:49,210
All night
1086
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:57,023
So don't take your timeit's getting late
1087
00:50:57,087 --> 00:50:59,887
We might lose if we hesitate
1088
00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:02,786
'Cause being free is lots of fun...
1089
00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:05,329
- Ricky, I don't love Sonny.
1090
00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:08,885
- I don't love him either.
I think he's a fuckin' dick!
1091
00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:10,225
- No, I mean...
1092
00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,770
I love you.
1093
00:51:13,970 --> 00:51:15,060
- Really?
1094
00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:16,398
- Yeah.
1095
00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,343
- Lucy, I know I fucked us up.
1096
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:21,608
I mean, what kind of boyfriend
can I be in jail?
1097
00:51:21,678 --> 00:51:24,698
I'm sorry. I mean,
it's cool you're banging Sonny.
1098
00:51:24,781 --> 00:51:27,611
I mean, it's no big deal.
It was my fault.
1099
00:51:27,684 --> 00:51:30,884
- And it was like
five times, right? Max.
1100
00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:33,624
It doesn't matter.
It's totally done.
1101
00:51:33,690 --> 00:51:35,850
- It's so good to hear
you say that.
1102
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,616
I really thought
it was 28 times.
1103
00:51:37,694 --> 00:51:39,864
I knew the fucker was lying.
1104
00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:44,959
You want some pizza?
I got some cookin'.
1105
00:51:48,705 --> 00:51:50,895
With all the time spent on trying
1106
00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:56,244
Then to lose your loving...
1107
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,150
Smooth.
That's Moroccan Blond hash.
1108
00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:08,352
It's pretty mild, but it's good.
1109
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,050
Do you want to get drunk
with me tonight?
1110
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,829
Hang out here for a bit
and head over to the party?
1111
00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:17,092
- Sure.
1112
00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:20,328
- How many cigarettes you got,
Luce?
1113
00:52:20,403 --> 00:52:22,673
- I got a deck.
1114
00:52:22,739 --> 00:52:26,039
- Fuck. We're gonna have to get
some cigarettes tonight.
1115
00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:28,769
So come on girlwe'll raise the sky
1116
00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:31,605
We'll break on throughwe'll get so high
1117
00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:34,451
And don't worryabout tomorrow's world...
1118
00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:55,230
- Just a sec. Hold on.
- What?
1119
00:52:56,773 --> 00:52:58,643
- I'm into something serious
right now, something real heavy.
1120
00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:00,568
There's a chance
I could be going to jail.
1121
00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:03,314
Just thought I'd tell ya
so you don't fall for me, okay?
1122
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,470
- Well, what makes you think
I wouldn't wait for you
1123
00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:08,069
if you went back to jail, huh?
Jail's no big deal, remember?
1124
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:22,054
- Look at that, Ran.
1125
00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,416
Check that out.
1126
00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:27,201
He's got a broken rear window.
1127
00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:29,300
Probably hot.
1128
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:32,642
Get the license number
and we'll call it in, buddy.
1129
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:36,239
- Right now, it gives me great
pleasure to introduce all y'all
1130
00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:38,183
to the two stars of "Fire Hoes"!
1131
00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:40,648
Give it up, y'all,
for Galaxy and Dazzle.
1132
00:53:43,954 --> 00:53:45,854
And I'm pleased
to announce tonight
1133
00:53:45,922 --> 00:53:48,022
that we in development
on my new film,
1134
00:53:48,091 --> 00:53:50,321
"Spaghetti Hoes."
We also working on "Ida-hoes."
1135
00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:52,023
Know what I'm saying?
And "Cheeri-hoes."
1136
00:53:52,095 --> 00:53:54,355
So look out for all those.
You know what I'm saying?
1137
00:53:54,431 --> 00:53:56,131
You know what I'm saying,
saying, s-saying?
1138
00:53:56,199 --> 00:53:59,169
Hey. T, can I borrow
the microphone for a second?
1139
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,429
How's everybody doin'?
1140
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:05,697
- Whoo!
1141
00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:09,407
- Things are finally starting
to come together for me
1142
00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:11,449
and it's all
because of one woman.
1143
00:54:11,514 --> 00:54:15,314
A woman that's been really cool
with me being in and out of jail
1144
00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:17,545
since I was nine years old;
cool with me
1145
00:54:17,621 --> 00:54:19,711
growing dope when
I was in grade seven until now.
1146
00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:22,019
Cool with me smoking dope,
1147
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,682
getting drunk with my friends,
1148
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,350
playing video games
with my friends.
1149
00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:27,358
I mean, I live in a car.
1150
00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:30,300
That's why I want you all here
to see me proposal her.
1151
00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,057
Lucy?
1152
00:54:32,135 --> 00:54:35,865
I want to ask for your hand
in about marriage.
1153
00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:41,997
What do you say, Lucy?
1154
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,080
Will you marry me?
1155
00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:49,678
- Well, there's
you know,
1156
00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:51,153
there's a condition, right?
Like...
1157
00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:53,191
you've gotta promise
1158
00:54:53,256 --> 00:54:55,376
you don't go back to jail.
And if...
1159
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,428
you promise that, then...
1160
00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:00,524
all right, then, yeah,
fuck it, I'll marry you.
1161
00:55:02,332 --> 00:55:05,892
- I promise that I don't think
I'm ever going back to jail.
1162
00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,939
- Cheers to Ricky and Lucy.
1163
00:55:08,004 --> 00:55:08,994
- Show us your tits!
1164
00:55:09,072 --> 00:55:10,662
Show us the tits, Lucy!
1165
00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:12,870
Come on, feature dancer!
You can do it!
1166
00:55:12,942 --> 00:55:14,502
You want to see my tits?!
1167
00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:18,007
- Oh, Lucy, what are you doing?
- Uh-oh, don't do it, Lucy.
1168
00:55:18,081 --> 00:55:20,381
- Yeah, fuck it, here you go!
1169
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:27,064
- You look great, honey!
Woo-hoo!
1170
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:32,088
- Those are big, Mr. Lahey.
- Unbelievable, Ran.
1171
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:35,962
- What a greasy whore show.
1172
00:55:36,032 --> 00:55:37,622
- Hope you're fuckin' happy
with yourself.
1173
00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,531
You know, everybody saw
Lucy's tits tonight.
1174
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:41,192
- A couple of people saw 'em,
Sarah,
1175
00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:43,361
and everybody loves tits.
What's the big deal?
1176
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,530
- That's not the point, Ricky.
It's embarrassing.
1177
00:55:45,608 --> 00:55:47,938
- Lucy, I had a great night, okay?
Drink some water.
1178
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:51,071
I'm gonna sleep in the car
so I don't wake you.
1179
00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:52,807
- Yeah.
- I can't wait to get married.
1180
00:55:52,882 --> 00:55:54,112
Sarah, you got any
rolling papers?
1181
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:56,054
- I think your shirt's
looking good tonight, Ricky.
1182
00:55:56,119 --> 00:55:57,549
- Lucy, I'm getting fucked up
tonight.
1183
00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:59,750
I'll see you tomorrow around
12:00, 1:00?
1184
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:05,727
- All the kitties are out, Mr. Lahey.
1185
00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:07,155
Boy, they're cute!
- Randy.
1186
00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:09,360
Mr. Lahey, you're in reverse!
1187
00:56:09,432 --> 00:56:12,662
Gna, gna, gna, gna, gna, gna.
1188
00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:22,274
These shit-buckets
will follow my rules, Randy.
1189
00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:33,610
I'd like to order
some orange juice, please.
1190
00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:37,180
Oh, apple juice
would be wonderful.
1191
00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,418
- What's your friend doing?
1192
00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:35,953
Bubbs, don't you move!
1193
00:57:44,894 --> 00:57:47,864
- I've lived in that fucking shed
since I was six years old and...
1194
00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:50,261
and it didn't just fall down
on its own!
1195
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:54,063
It got smashed down
by a fuckin' drunk shit-hustler!
1196
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,097
Fuckin' shit-twister
1197
00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:57,871
and that big, dirty,
onion-ring bastard, Randy!
1198
00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,171
Bubbles!
1199
00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:03,413
Hand over the nunchucks!
- No way, Julian!
1200
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,280
- This is not the way
to deal with this!
1201
00:58:05,348 --> 00:58:08,148
Cory, Trevor, get over here
and give me a hand!
1202
00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:10,448
Grab his legs!
- Don't grab my legs.
1203
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:11,580
- All right, calm down.
1204
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:14,424
Calm down, count to 10.
Everything's gonna be cool.
1205
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,761
- Trevor?
Let go of my leg!
1206
00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,930
- Good afternoon, gentleman.
1207
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,159
It is my pleasure
to inform you
1208
00:58:25,235 --> 00:58:27,325
that you have 30 days
to quit the environs
1209
00:58:27,403 --> 00:58:28,963
of Sunnyvale Trailer Park
1210
00:58:29,038 --> 00:58:32,968
for just cause of non-payment
of lot fees.
1211
00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:34,102
Adios, amigos.
- Give me that.
1212
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,697
- What the fuck
are you talking about?
1213
00:58:35,778 --> 00:58:38,248
We paid our money.
I live in a fuckin' car, Lahey!
1214
00:58:38,314 --> 00:58:39,914
- Oh, yeah?
- We're not goin' anywhere.
1215
00:58:39,983 --> 00:58:41,113
- Keep your hands
to yourself.
1216
00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,024
- No, and the only thing
you're evicting
1217
00:58:43,086 --> 00:58:45,206
is the fuckin' cheeseburgers
that are Randy's gut!
1218
00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:47,778
Frig you, Rick.
Yeah? Frig me, Randy?
1219
00:58:47,857 --> 00:58:49,447
- Don't push me!
- You want to fuckin' go?
1220
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,516
'Cause I've been waitin'
to fight you
1221
00:58:51,594 --> 00:58:53,364
for a long fuckin' time!
1222
00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,630
Aw! Fuck!
The smell of cheeseburgers!
1223
00:58:56,699 --> 00:58:58,099
- Why did you knock
my shed down?!
1224
00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:00,287
- Bubbles,
that is a dangerous...
1225
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,070
dangerous weapon!
1226
00:59:02,138 --> 00:59:04,798
- You fight dirty, Ricky!
- You like that?
1227
00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:06,814
- I'll fucking unload one on ya!
1228
00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:09,636
- Fucker. Hey, Lahey!
Guess what?
1229
00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:12,182
Randy's leaking cheeseburger!
1230
00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:13,478
Listen!
1231
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,310
You fuckin' like that?!
- I don't like it at all, Rick!
1232
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:18,286
- Bubbles...
- Let's go, Lahey!
1233
00:59:20,957 --> 00:59:22,287
- Boys, cops!
1234
00:59:22,358 --> 00:59:24,518
It's a dangerous weapon!
1235
00:59:26,262 --> 00:59:28,922
Oh, my fuck!
1236
00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:31,128
That's enough!
Break it up!
1237
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,530
Jim?
1238
00:59:32,602 --> 00:59:33,932
- Barb, will you tell
Officer Pineapple-Cock
1239
00:59:34,003 --> 00:59:35,163
and fucky-the-drunk-clown here
1240
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:37,728
we're all paid up!
- Well, I wish I could, Rick,
1241
00:59:37,807 --> 00:59:39,637
but according to Randy's
neatly kept records,
1242
00:59:39,709 --> 00:59:41,179
you're all three months over.
1243
00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:43,644
- We paid our lot fees, Barb!
This is bullshit!
1244
00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:45,943
- No, it's not.
Look!
1245
00:59:47,150 --> 00:59:49,240
- You guys are gone.
Evicted, all of you.
1246
00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:52,249
- Well, what about what that
drunk bastard did to my shed?
1247
00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,422
- Let's talk about drunk
trailer-park supervisors
1248
00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:56,360
getting drunk as fuck,
ruining peoples' lives!
1249
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:57,976
- Maybe I should look into
1250
00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:00,191
how your daughter's
stealing barbecues
1251
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,753
and selling them
at the flea market.
1252
01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:04,962
Eh, Rick?
Would you like that?
1253
01:00:07,036 --> 01:00:08,656
Don't mess with me, Rick.
1254
01:00:08,738 --> 01:00:10,538
Come on, Bubbs.
1255
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,481
- Thirty days, boys.
1256
01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:16,573
Thirty sexy days, Julian.
1257
01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:18,437
Sexy.
1258
01:00:18,514 --> 01:00:22,544
- You're gonna pay for this.
- Hey, Rick, knock-knock.
1259
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,209
- Who's there?
1260
01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:25,877
- A loser, Rick.
1261
01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:28,785
Guess what losers do, Ricky?
1262
01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:30,328
They lose.
1263
01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:40,585
- There's no mustard.
1264
01:00:40,670 --> 01:00:43,140
- No bologna sandwiches either,
Julian.
1265
01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:45,896
Like, what are we going
to do here?
1266
01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:47,365
I mean,
1267
01:00:47,443 --> 01:00:49,503
we paid our lot fees.
1268
01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:52,339
Lahey and Randy told a fib
to Barb and...
1269
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:53,805
I mean, that's it.
1270
01:00:53,883 --> 01:00:56,513
We're done here, Julian.
There's no hope.
1271
01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:59,346
- Wait, wait, wait.
I've got an idea, Bubbs.
1272
01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:00,952
Bubbs, look at me.
- No.
1273
01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:03,224
- Bubbles, look at me.
- No!
1274
01:01:03,292 --> 01:01:05,022
- Look at me, please!
1275
01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:08,893
- All we've gotta do
1276
01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:11,015
is the big dirty, today.
1277
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:13,970
- Do you think
that's a good idea, Julian,
1278
01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:15,297
doin' another massive robbery?
1279
01:01:15,371 --> 01:01:18,241
- Bubbs, if we do this,
we'll be able to pay the lot fees
1280
01:01:18,307 --> 01:01:21,637
directly to Barb this time.
It's gonna be easy, man!
1281
01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:24,749
- All right, Julian.
1282
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,784
Let's do it, then.
1283
01:01:26,849 --> 01:01:29,819
Let's do the big dirty.
- Hey, Bubbs,
1284
01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:33,616
don't be throwing sandwiches
around the trailer again, man.
1285
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,160
Come on.
- Sorry, Julian.
1286
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,805
- Lahey's right.
1287
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,970
I'm a loser.
1288
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:01,639
- No.
1289
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:04,148
- We're gonna deal with this
Lahey bullshit later, I promise.
1290
01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:05,650
But the big dirty's
happening now
1291
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,492
and we need you, Rick.
1292
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,917
It's a five-man job.
1293
01:02:09,992 --> 01:02:12,862
Come on, you're my wingman.
1294
01:02:12,929 --> 01:02:15,259
A lot of planning
went into this, Ricky.
1295
01:02:15,331 --> 01:02:17,161
- I lost my credulence, boys.
1296
01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:19,133
I don't think
I got what it takes.
1297
01:02:19,202 --> 01:02:20,672
I can't do it.
1298
01:02:22,205 --> 01:02:23,185
No offense, guys, but...
1299
01:02:23,272 --> 01:02:25,872
I think I'm as stupid
as you guys are.
1300
01:02:25,942 --> 01:02:26,812
- No way, Ricky.
1301
01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:30,236
You're the coolest guy in the park,
and the smartest.
1302
01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:33,113
Me and Cory have always
looked up to you.
1303
01:02:33,182 --> 01:02:35,742
And if you lose your... credulence,
where does that leave us?
1304
01:02:35,818 --> 01:02:38,618
'Cause without you
it's like we don't have a dad
1305
01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:40,048
or a big brother or somethin'.
1306
01:02:41,724 --> 01:02:44,634
We love you, Ricky!
- For real, dude.
1307
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:47,034
Sometimes me and Trevor
pretend we're you.
1308
01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:48,856
- Don't go tellin' 'em that.
1309
01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:50,961
- Boys...
1310
01:02:51,033 --> 01:02:53,503
you guys pretend you're Ricky?
1311
01:02:53,569 --> 01:02:55,729
- Yeah, it's the only time
1312
01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:57,025
we feel cool.
1313
01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:04,568
- You guys really pretend
that you're me?
1314
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:06,872
- Yeah.
1315
01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:11,482
- Come on, Ricky.
1316
01:03:11,554 --> 01:03:13,254
- Come on,
Ricky.
1317
01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:30,765
- Two for "Freak Turbulence."
1318
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,540
- Come on, Bubbles,
keep it together.
1319
01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:34,038
This is the big dirty!
1320
01:03:51,994 --> 01:03:53,934
- Ricky's on line.
- Bubble's on line.
1321
01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:55,186
- Julian on line.
1322
01:03:55,264 --> 01:03:57,034
- Cory on line.
- Trevor on line.
1323
01:03:57,099 --> 01:03:58,429
- Let's do the big dirty!
1324
01:04:00,536 --> 01:04:03,466
- All right, you fuckin' idiots!
Clear the fuck out!
1325
01:04:03,539 --> 01:04:05,169
Don't nobody get stupid!
1326
01:04:05,241 --> 01:04:07,301
- What do you want, man?
- No talking!
1327
01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:10,798
- Cory, Trevor,
confidence check.
1328
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,810
- Confidence 100 percent.
1329
01:04:12,882 --> 01:04:14,542
- At about 70 percent, Julian.
1330
01:04:14,617 --> 01:04:16,737
- Seventy percent?
Trevor, bring it back up to 100!
1331
01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:18,149
Stop fuckin' around here!
1332
01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:21,091
- Julian, don't be too hard on 'em.
Cory and Trevor, you guys rock.
1333
01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:22,717
- Thanks a lot, Ricky.
I'm at 100 percent.
1334
01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,092
- Still at 100 percent.
1335
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,930
- Bubbles at position two!
1336
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,957
- Go time!
1337
01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:40,227
Cory, Trevor, you're doing good.
1338
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:42,399
You're doing a great job.Nice work, boys.
1339
01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:49,284
Come on, boys, scoop!
1340
01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:50,822
Scoop like the wind!
1341
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,287
Scoop! Scoop!
Scoop! Scoop! Scoop!
1342
01:04:53,356 --> 01:04:55,116
- Ricky, let me help you!
1343
01:04:55,191 --> 01:04:56,921
- What the fuck
is wrong with you?! Fuck!
1344
01:04:56,993 --> 01:04:58,963
- Come on, Trevor,
scoop the fuckin' change!
1345
01:04:59,028 --> 01:05:00,828
- Get the fuck off me, Trevor!
1346
01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,827
Aah!
1347
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,290
- You stupid cock-tractors!
1348
01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:08,460
Oh, no, boys.
1349
01:05:08,537 --> 01:05:11,627
There's people coming out
of the theaters!
1350
01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:15,312
Boys, what are we gonna do?
1351
01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:19,382
- No big deal. Just a fire drill.
There's nothing to see here!
1352
01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:21,438
They're real criminals, Dad!
1353
01:05:21,517 --> 01:05:23,177
They're robbing the change.
1354
01:05:23,819 --> 01:05:25,619
What the fuck
happened in there?!
1355
01:05:25,688 --> 01:05:28,018
Come on,
we kind of messed up here.
1356
01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:30,460
It's not the first time,
fuckin' Cory!
1357
01:05:30,526 --> 01:05:34,016
What the fuck was...?
- Get the popcorn bags!
1358
01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:36,386
- What the fuck you looking at,
1359
01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:38,485
fuckies?
1360
01:05:38,567 --> 01:05:42,297
- Ricky, we're blocked in!
- The fuck we are!
1361
01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:44,031
- Fuck!
- Darryl!
1362
01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:46,896
Boys, do you guys
think that it might be
1363
01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:48,836
a big deal that 10,000 people
1364
01:05:48,911 --> 01:05:51,711
just saw us doing that
and took pictures of us?
1365
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,181
Maybe?
1366
01:05:55,718 --> 01:05:58,708
That is a lot of change
to be in possession of.
1367
01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,518
What about all the witnesses,
Ricky?
1368
01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:02,609
- Bubbles, the only ones
they saw are Cory and Trevor.
1369
01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:03,722
It's no big deal.
1370
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:06,893
- I can't believe it.
We pulled it off.
1371
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,303
We pulled off the big dirty!
1372
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,060
- Where are we gonna
hide it all, Julian?
1373
01:06:13,135 --> 01:06:14,895
- We'll just leave it
right in the trunk.
1374
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,561
No one's gonna
think to look there.
1375
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,699
- Yeah, this seems to be
the safest place.
1376
01:06:18,774 --> 01:06:20,874
You know what you should
do now, Rick?
1377
01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:23,573
You should go spend some time
with your family, buddy.
1378
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,636
You deserve it, man.
1379
01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:26,844
- You should make some time
for Trinity, Ricky.
1380
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,876
People are complaining
about her stealing barbecues.
1381
01:06:28,951 --> 01:06:31,581
She's got a new one every day.
That's greasy!
1382
01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,024
- It's not that greasy.
1383
01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:34,679
Boys, come on,
give me a hug here.
1384
01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:36,347
We did it, guys.
We fuckin' did it!
1385
01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:38,085
- What did I tell ya?
You steal change,
1386
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,820
you don't go to jail, boys.
1387
01:06:39,895 --> 01:06:42,585
- I can't believe it, Julian,
but you were right, man.
1388
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,755
I'll catch you guys later, okay?
1389
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,174
- Ricky,
1390
01:06:46,235 --> 01:06:48,695
tell me you're not drinking
liquor out of my cat dish.
1391
01:06:50,706 --> 01:06:53,266
- Better fuck off, Bobby!
1392
01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:56,972
You better tell your dad
to pay me for my dope!
1393
01:06:57,046 --> 01:06:58,596
Hey, Trin.
- Hey.
1394
01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,441
- You got your patch on?
- Yup.
1395
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,306
- Awesome.
I got some good news.
1396
01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:04,645
- What?
- Me and mom,
1397
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,690
we're getting married.
1398
01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:07,806
- Wow!
1399
01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:09,450
- Isn't that awesome?
- Yeah.
1400
01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:12,145
- We gotta have a little talk,
though, about you stealing barbecues
1401
01:07:12,228 --> 01:07:13,858
and selling them
at that flea market.
1402
01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,589
It's gotta stop.
- No way, Dad.
1403
01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:17,894
It's my money, my living.
It's not gonna happen.
1404
01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:20,957
- It has to stop. I'm serious.
I know it's easy and I'm the one
1405
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:24,007
that taught you to do it,
but you can't need do it anymore.
1406
01:07:24,073 --> 01:07:27,243
'Cause I'm gonna be giving you money
from now on. Look!
1407
01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:29,679
I'll give you this whole thing
if you promise me
1408
01:07:29,745 --> 01:07:32,175
no more stealing barbecues
and you'll stay on that patch.
1409
01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:35,136
- Okay,
1410
01:07:35,217 --> 01:07:36,737
but can I at least sell these?
1411
01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,119
- Oh, yeah, you can sell these,
1412
01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:39,707
but don't steal any more.
- Okay.
1413
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:42,489
- And don't tell Mom I gave you
this money, all right?
1414
01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:45,028
I love you, sweetie.
- Bye.
1415
01:07:45,094 --> 01:07:47,094
- I'm gonna spend my big dirty money
on my wedding.
1416
01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:49,693
I'm gonna get a nice ring,
I don't care what it costs.
1417
01:07:49,765 --> 01:07:50,985
This is gonna be
the awesomest wedding
1418
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,127
this trailer park
has ever seen.
1419
01:07:52,201 --> 01:07:53,461
The awesomest!
It's all for Lucy.
1420
01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:55,366
Aw, Ricky,
I don't want this wedding
1421
01:07:55,438 --> 01:07:57,698
to get all fucked up.
I want it to be awesome!
1422
01:07:57,773 --> 01:07:59,213
I want lots of music,
awesome food...
1423
01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:00,465
I remember the first night
1424
01:08:00,543 --> 01:08:02,643
me and Lucy made lovejust like it was yesterday.
1425
01:08:02,711 --> 01:08:04,371
We were downat Kentucky Fried Chicken,
1426
01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:06,347
right after thosenew chicken strips came out,
1427
01:08:06,415 --> 01:08:08,815
we had a bunch of those,big bucket of chicken.
1428
01:08:08,884 --> 01:08:11,584
She asked me to come in
the bathroom with her, so I did.
1429
01:08:11,654 --> 01:08:14,354
She had booze in her purse;
I had a bunch of good dope
1430
01:08:14,423 --> 01:08:15,863
'cause I was growing dope
back then.
1431
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:19,515
We just sat there,
smoking dope, drinking.
1432
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:20,575
We made love all night.
1433
01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:22,693
It was just so beautiful,I'll never forget it.
1434
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:23,955
We slept right on the floor,
1435
01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:25,693
till the cleaners came inthe next morning.
1436
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:28,328
- And in the morning,
when we kinda came to,
1437
01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:31,574
we just sorta looked at each other
and we knew, like...
1438
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,370
we're gonna be together forever.
1439
01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,137
I can't believewe're getting married.
1440
01:08:36,212 --> 01:08:38,152
Look at that cubic zarcarbium!
1441
01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:40,551
And Trin,
1442
01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:42,346
it's because of you
that this all happening.
1443
01:08:42,418 --> 01:08:44,148
I want you to give this
to your mom
1444
01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:45,980
when the guy asks for it
at the wedding.
1445
01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:47,175
- Okay.
1446
01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:52,248
- Just eat it!
Stop complaining! Mom?!
1447
01:08:53,996 --> 01:08:56,256
- Trin, go get the car,
bring it out front.
1448
01:08:56,332 --> 01:08:58,102
I'll be there in a minute.
1449
01:08:58,167 --> 01:08:59,187
- What's the matter?
1450
01:08:59,268 --> 01:09:00,858
- Check the oil.
1451
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,368
Well, look who
1452
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,669
it fuckin' is!
- Who's that?
1453
01:09:05,741 --> 01:09:07,611
- Aw, just a jail dummy.
1454
01:09:07,676 --> 01:09:08,966
- How's the tournament going,
Donny?
1455
01:09:09,044 --> 01:09:10,574
- Actually, Rick, uh,
I'm with my family.
1456
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:12,406
And I don't really want
1457
01:09:12,481 --> 01:09:14,811
to talk to you.
But if you must know,
1458
01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:16,614
your friends are gonna
lose again next week
1459
01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,205
and you're not gonna be playing.
1460
01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:21,017
I'll talk to you later.
- Talk to me later?
1461
01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:23,250
What happened
to "Fight me anytime, anyplace,"
1462
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:24,115
ya scaredy-cheater?
1463
01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,663
- Rick, I'm having Chinese food
1464
01:09:25,728 --> 01:09:27,748
with my family, okay?
My wife, my kids,
1465
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:30,030
my grandmother.
Show a little respect, Ricky.
1466
01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:32,259
Please.
1467
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:34,104
Okay?
I tell ya what,
1468
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,730
I'm gonna let you
come back to jail.
1469
01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:38,665
You can play
in the tournament,
1470
01:09:38,741 --> 01:09:41,301
but this has gotta stop.
- Are you serious?
1471
01:09:41,377 --> 01:09:43,607
- I'm serious.
- You're gonna let me come back?
1472
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:45,609
- I'm getting tired of this.
This is embarrassing.
1473
01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:46,981
You can come back and play.
1474
01:09:47,049 --> 01:09:48,779
This is dumb.
This is getting too much.
1475
01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:51,751
- Well, all right, Donny.
That's pretty good of you.
1476
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:53,910
I know.
1477
01:09:53,989 --> 01:09:56,319
You're not playing
in the ball-hockey tournament,
1478
01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:57,522
Ricky.
1479
01:09:57,593 --> 01:09:59,963
You're not coming back
just yet to my jail.
1480
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,929
I'll tell you
when you come back.
1481
01:10:01,997 --> 01:10:04,257
- Oh, I got you, buddy.
Come on.
1482
01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:05,823
- Come on.
- Dad, great sucker punch.
1483
01:10:05,901 --> 01:10:08,771
- That's what I'm talkin' 'bout,
right there. Thanks, kiddo.
1484
01:10:08,837 --> 01:10:10,897
Come on, let's go
before the cops come.
1485
01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:12,803
Let's go,
grab your purse, okay?
1486
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,275
- Aw, he got you
pretty good, man.
1487
01:10:15,344 --> 01:10:16,314
- Fuck.
1488
01:10:29,024 --> 01:10:32,124
- God, you were suckered.
Man, he suckered ya!
1489
01:10:32,194 --> 01:10:33,534
- Did he ever.
1490
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,965
- Clear!
- Thanks, sweetie.
1491
01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:39,933
- Dad, are you all right?
1492
01:10:40,002 --> 01:10:42,032
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Just fell off my chair, Trin.
1493
01:10:42,104 --> 01:10:44,664
- Are you drunk, Dad?
- No, I had two drinks today.
1494
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:07,994
Change, change, change, change.
1495
01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:10,763
I'm so goddamn sick of it.
Parking meters,
1496
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:11,993
vending machines,
laundromats, arcades,
1497
01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:13,527
payphones, pool tables,
carwash.
1498
01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:16,002
People think we give
a shit about change?
1499
01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:18,471
News flash: we don't.
- George, calm down.
1500
01:11:21,176 --> 01:11:23,336
Mr. Lahey, Randy.
1501
01:11:23,412 --> 01:11:25,402
- Hi, I made some sandwiches
here, guys.
1502
01:11:25,481 --> 01:11:27,511
Got some tuna, egg salad--
- Randy. Ted.
1503
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:29,853
- Jim, you promised me
you'd stop drinking.
1504
01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:33,248
- Let's cut to the chase here.
Either of you sexy officers
1505
01:11:33,322 --> 01:11:35,762
interested in grand theft auto?
1506
01:11:35,824 --> 01:11:38,624
- Mr. Lahey, Ted said--
- Randy. Two counts, Ted.
1507
01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:41,134
I got license plates,
serial numbers.
1508
01:11:41,196 --> 01:11:43,526
They're stolen, guaranteed.
1509
01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:45,159
- Jim, we really don't care.
- George.
1510
01:11:45,234 --> 01:11:47,464
Leave us alone.
- Stop fuckin' calling us!
1511
01:11:47,536 --> 01:11:49,026
- George! Enough.
1512
01:11:49,104 --> 01:11:51,444
- George, what do you mean
you don't care?
1513
01:11:51,507 --> 01:11:53,977
- Mr. Lahey, despite the fact
that you're drunk right now,
1514
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:55,643
here's what I'm gonna do:
1515
01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:57,371
we'll come over
and check out the cars,
1516
01:11:57,446 --> 01:11:59,506
but if they come back clean,
which won't surprise
1517
01:11:59,581 --> 01:12:03,381
anybody here, you're not
to contact us in any way
1518
01:12:03,452 --> 01:12:06,182
for at least two months.
No phone calls, no faxes, nothing!
1519
01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:08,545
We clear?
- Crystal clear, Ted.
1520
01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:33,710
- J-Roc, check, check one, two.
1521
01:12:33,782 --> 01:12:36,222
J-Roc, check.
Hey, guys, get drunk!
1522
01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:39,575
This is gonna be awesome!
Everybody, drink up!
1523
01:12:52,801 --> 01:12:54,931
- God, Julian looks sexy and nice.
1524
01:12:55,003 --> 01:12:57,063
- What are you doing, Jim?
1525
01:12:57,139 --> 01:12:58,899
You promised me
grand theft auto.
1526
01:12:58,974 --> 01:13:01,274
- Right here.
Run that!
1527
01:13:02,578 --> 01:13:05,098
- Bet you
that friggin' car's stolen!
1528
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:08,080
- Get a picture, Randy.
1529
01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:05,403
- We are gathered here today
to witness the holy matrimony
1530
01:14:05,474 --> 01:14:07,704
of two people,
Richard and Lucy,
1531
01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:10,506
who have chosen to prepare
their own vows.
1532
01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:12,339
- Thank you, Your Honor.
1533
01:14:12,414 --> 01:14:14,684
Okay, everybody,
here we go!
1534
01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:17,551
I, Richard,
1535
01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:20,609
am gonna cut back on my
drinking to 3 or 4 days a week
1536
01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:22,379
and smokin' dope
to probably 5 or 6.
1537
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,858
And I'm hopefully
promising you this,
1538
01:14:24,927 --> 01:14:27,327
that I'm not gonna hopefully
go back to jail.
1539
01:14:27,396 --> 01:14:28,656
Never.
1540
01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:30,660
I'm gonna try to love you
1541
01:14:30,732 --> 01:14:33,102
as much as I'm capable
for to love, forever and ever.
1542
01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:34,428
And Lucy,
1543
01:14:34,503 --> 01:14:37,773
I promise you, I'm gonna start
growing dope again
1544
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,210
and get my life back on track.
1545
01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:40,334
Amen.
1546
01:14:43,278 --> 01:14:45,468
- Um, can you hold this
for a sec?
1547
01:14:46,715 --> 01:14:48,335
Sweet. Thanks.
1548
01:14:49,618 --> 01:14:51,708
I, Lucy,
1549
01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:56,277
promise to stop stripping
so I can open up a hair salon,
1550
01:14:56,358 --> 01:14:58,948
uh, to not get any more
1551
01:14:59,027 --> 01:15:00,517
plastic surgery or tattoos,
1552
01:15:00,596 --> 01:15:03,716
to be a good mother and wife,
1553
01:15:03,799 --> 01:15:05,389
whenever possible,
1554
01:15:05,467 --> 01:15:09,097
and, uh, to help out
with house stuff.
1555
01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:13,541
And to help keep Ricky
happy and healthy
1556
01:15:13,609 --> 01:15:16,079
and well...
1557
01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:17,744
taken care of,
1558
01:15:17,813 --> 01:15:19,043
um...
1559
01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:22,314
for as long as he stays
out of prison, forever.
1560
01:15:24,086 --> 01:15:26,446
- Do you have the ring?
- Trin?
1561
01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:33,456
Can you just hold that
for a sec?
1562
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:37,958
I love you, Lucy.
1563
01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:39,303
Oh, my God.
1564
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:43,398
- I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1565
01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,502
You may kiss the bride.
1566
01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:58,408
- We did it, Lucy.
We did it!
1567
01:16:00,923 --> 01:16:01,953
- Lucy!
1568
01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:05,331
I need to talk to you,
sweetheart.
1569
01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:06,794
- What the hell
are you doing here?
1570
01:16:06,862 --> 01:16:07,852
It's our wedding day!
1571
01:16:09,264 --> 01:16:10,894
- I'm not talking to you,
smart guy.
1572
01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:11,986
- I got this Lucy, relax.
1573
01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:14,257
- Let's go home, okay?
- Okay.
1574
01:16:14,336 --> 01:16:16,126
- What are you doin'
comin' up here
1575
01:16:16,204 --> 01:16:18,544
on my wedding day
with a big fancy gun?
1576
01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,507
I'll tell you
what you're doing:
1577
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,166
you're showin' off.
- I'm not showin' off.
1578
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,265
- Sure, you're showin' off.
Here's showin', here's off,
1579
01:16:25,347 --> 01:16:26,707
there's you.
Look in the word directory -
1580
01:16:26,782 --> 01:16:29,012
big picture of you showin' off.
- I'm...
1581
01:16:30,852 --> 01:16:33,292
- That's showin' off!
That's showin' off!
1582
01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:38,756
- Gunfire.
All right, now we gotta move.
1583
01:16:38,827 --> 01:16:40,387
Randy and I'll go 'round back.
1584
01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:42,332
We'll meet you
down at the wedding.
1585
01:16:42,397 --> 01:16:44,867
- Lucy, get the fuck over here!
I want my six grand!
1586
01:16:47,035 --> 01:16:49,225
I want the fuckin' money
for the tits, Lucy!
1587
01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:51,974
- Six grand for tits?
1588
01:16:53,008 --> 01:16:54,408
Well, I'm not paying
1589
01:16:54,476 --> 01:16:55,566
six grand for used tits!
1590
01:16:55,644 --> 01:16:59,214
- Ricky, they're "in-use" tits.
they're not "used" tits.
1591
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:01,311
- Number one, I found out
you only banged her five times.
1592
01:17:01,383 --> 01:17:03,213
So you were lying about that,
which is showin' off.
1593
01:17:03,285 --> 01:17:04,545
And since you banged her
five times,
1594
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,250
you've used those tits
more than I have.
1595
01:17:06,321 --> 01:17:08,551
I've only banged her twice
since I got out of jail.
1596
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,324
I'm not paying six grand for tits.
1597
01:17:10,392 --> 01:17:11,292
I mean, those are nice,
1598
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,390
but I'm not even
a big fan of fake tits.
1599
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,092
So I'm not paying
for used fake tits.
1600
01:17:15,163 --> 01:17:17,393
I liked Lucy just the way she was,
thank you very much.
1601
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,016
Sonny,
1602
01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:21,661
can I talk to you for a second?
Come here.
1603
01:17:21,737 --> 01:17:24,037
Just give me a second.
- Let me handle this.
1604
01:17:24,106 --> 01:17:26,126
- Ricky, we need to talk.
Now! Come on.
1605
01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:27,698
- Listen, okay,
I'm really sorry
1606
01:17:27,776 --> 01:17:30,066
that you found out about it
like this, okay?
1607
01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:32,765
We banged a couple of times,
now I'm married.
1608
01:17:32,848 --> 01:17:35,908
- Boys, we should get this car
out of here, like now.
1609
01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:38,114
- I was gonna make you
a feature dancer.
1610
01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:39,736
You could've had it all.
1611
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:42,221
- I don't want to be
a feature dancer.
1612
01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:43,880
- Okay.
- This is what I want.
1613
01:17:43,959 --> 01:17:46,089
So...
can you live with that?
1614
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,601
- We're cool. We're good.
- We're cool? We're good?
1615
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,154
We're good.
1616
01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:51,792
Okay, thanks.
1617
01:17:53,301 --> 01:17:55,861
- Those are club boots.
I need 'em back, Luce.
1618
01:17:57,806 --> 01:17:59,466
- Cops! Cops!
1619
01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:10,053
Ricky, the cops are here...
1620
01:18:11,853 --> 01:18:13,883
I'm starting to lose it maybe.
1621
01:18:13,955 --> 01:18:15,475
- Everybody stay
right where they are.
1622
01:18:15,557 --> 01:18:17,487
- Jim.
- In cooperation with--
1623
01:18:17,559 --> 01:18:19,049
- Jim.
- --local police department-
1624
01:18:19,127 --> 01:18:21,387
- Mr. Lahey, please!
1625
01:18:21,463 --> 01:18:23,293
- Ted, Mr. Lahey's
just trying to help--
1626
01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:25,325
- Randy.
- We'll handle this.
1627
01:18:27,569 --> 01:18:30,469
All right, who fired shots?
1628
01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:37,467
- Nobody, huh?
1629
01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:44,210
- Cherry Heranjek, right?
Wanted in two states?
1630
01:18:44,286 --> 01:18:47,216
There's a Canada-wide warrant
for your arrest?
1631
01:18:47,289 --> 01:18:48,619
Sound about right?
- What?
1632
01:18:48,690 --> 01:18:51,450
No, I'm Wanda.
I'm a feature dancer.
1633
01:18:51,526 --> 01:18:53,216
- Of course you are.
- I am.
1634
01:18:53,295 --> 01:18:56,055
- You're under arrest.
- No, excuse me.
1635
01:18:56,131 --> 01:18:58,501
- Yes, here's your rights.
- No.
1636
01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,697
I'm sorry, Julian.
I guess it's over for a little while.
1637
01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:04,430
I guess I'll see you around
in a couple of years, maybe?
1638
01:19:04,506 --> 01:19:06,266
Jail's no big deal, right?
1639
01:19:06,341 --> 01:19:08,141
- Jail's no big deal.
- Aw.
1640
01:19:10,779 --> 01:19:12,539
I love you, Julian!
Call me!
1641
01:19:12,614 --> 01:19:15,314
Oh, um, Officers,
before we go,
1642
01:19:15,383 --> 01:19:17,043
you might want to check
this guy's pockets
1643
01:19:17,119 --> 01:19:18,879
for, I don't know, a handgun!
1644
01:19:18,954 --> 01:19:21,324
Ha! Ha! Ha! Fucker.
1645
01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:25,558
- All right, open it up.
1646
01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:28,525
And that's not yours, right?
1647
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:29,927
It's not mine.
1648
01:19:29,998 --> 01:19:32,488
But we can work this out.
I got all my papers.
1649
01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:34,397
- And these aren't my cuffs.
Turn around.
1650
01:19:34,469 --> 01:19:36,059
You're busted.
1651
01:19:36,138 --> 01:19:37,438
- Ah, you know what, guys...
1652
01:19:37,506 --> 01:19:40,296
- Yeah, yeah.
- We can talk about it downtown.
1653
01:19:50,418 --> 01:19:52,148
- Change?
1654
01:19:53,822 --> 01:19:55,812
- Oh, he's gonna tell on us!
1655
01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:58,091
We gotta get this car
out of here!
1656
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,530
- Okay, hurry.
get the car out of here, okay?
1657
01:20:01,596 --> 01:20:03,456
- George! George,
George, George!
1658
01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:07,332
They're the ones stealing
the change, George!
1659
01:20:07,402 --> 01:20:09,202
They're...
1660
01:20:09,271 --> 01:20:11,741
We'll take the shortcut
and we'll head 'em off.
1661
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,497
Don't you shit-worms move!
1662
01:20:13,575 --> 01:20:15,835
Fuck you, Lahey!
Oh, my God!
1663
01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:17,641
- Drunk bastard.
It's okay, boys!
1664
01:20:17,712 --> 01:20:19,182
Come on, Ricky!
1665
01:20:25,453 --> 01:20:27,113
- What the hell is he doing?!
1666
01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,849
Just go
to the back entrance.
1667
01:20:28,924 --> 01:20:30,594
Ricky,
get us out of here!
1668
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:34,249
- You ready for a little game
of shit-chicken, scooter Randy?
1669
01:20:38,033 --> 01:20:39,593
- Ricky, the cops are behind us!
1670
01:20:41,469 --> 01:20:42,769
What are we gonna do?!
1671
01:20:45,941 --> 01:20:48,711
- Just give me a second
to think about this.
1672
01:20:48,777 --> 01:20:49,367
Ricky!
1673
01:20:52,948 --> 01:20:55,178
- Do you want to take it
to fucktown, Lahey?
1674
01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:57,510
'Cause that's where this is
headed - downtown fucktown!
1675
01:20:57,586 --> 01:21:01,036
- No, Mr. Lahey, please!
We don't want to go to fucktown!
1676
01:21:12,567 --> 01:21:14,427
- Guess you lose, fuckhead!
1677
01:21:14,502 --> 01:21:16,632
Ricky!
1678
01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:21,397
Ah, fuck!
Fuck sakes, Rick!
1679
01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:34,354
- You okay, Randy?
1680
01:21:34,422 --> 01:21:36,822
- Mr. Lahey, we're upside down.
We flipped the car.
1681
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:39,662
- Yeah, that was really something,
wasn't it?
1682
01:21:39,928 --> 01:21:41,988
And so with the able assistance
1683
01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:43,963
of Officers Green and Johnson,
1684
01:21:44,032 --> 01:21:46,932
we solved the crime
and made the arrest.
1685
01:21:47,002 --> 01:21:48,592
- Well, thank you, Mr. Lahey.
1686
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:51,700
You and Randy
may step down now.
1687
01:21:51,773 --> 01:21:53,073
Mrs. Brown.
1688
01:21:54,109 --> 01:21:55,739
Mrs. Brown?!
1689
01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:58,180
- Oh, me? Ahem.
1690
01:21:58,246 --> 01:22:01,306
Your Honor,
we ask for leniency
1691
01:22:01,383 --> 01:22:02,683
in the court's decision.
1692
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:05,151
These boys have no education.
1693
01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,210
They're addicted
to drugs and alcohol
1694
01:22:07,289 --> 01:22:09,849
and they live in a trailer park.
1695
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:11,515
- Why the fuck
would you say that?
1696
01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:13,463
What the fuck does that
supposed to mean?
1697
01:22:13,528 --> 01:22:14,998
- I'm warning you,
one more outburst
1698
01:22:15,063 --> 01:22:17,003
and I'll find you
in contempt of court.
1699
01:22:17,065 --> 01:22:19,585
- Your Majesty, I'm sorry,
but obviously Miss Brown here
1700
01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:21,728
is a little bit fucked
in the head.
1701
01:22:21,803 --> 01:22:24,003
I mean, she's looking
at these coupons for...
1702
01:22:24,072 --> 01:22:25,512
"Danny and Terry's
Buffalo Heaven"
1703
01:22:25,573 --> 01:22:27,773
trying to figure out
what she wants for lunch.
1704
01:22:27,842 --> 01:22:29,042
What the hell is that?
1705
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:30,580
She doesn't care about us.
1706
01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:32,335
If this suit-dummy here
doesn't mind,
1707
01:22:32,414 --> 01:22:34,974
I'd like to have two minutes
of the court's time
1708
01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:36,980
to say a couple things.
Just two minutes. Please.
1709
01:22:37,052 --> 01:22:39,492
- Your Honor, we can't waste
the court's time with this.
1710
01:22:39,554 --> 01:22:41,324
- Two minutes, that's it!
- Your Honor!
1711
01:22:41,389 --> 01:22:42,859
- I'm... I'm gonna grant it.
1712
01:22:42,924 --> 01:22:44,824
I mean, what harm can it do,
Mr. Stevenson?
1713
01:22:44,893 --> 01:22:46,423
You've got this thing sewn up,
1714
01:22:46,494 --> 01:22:47,984
right?
1715
01:22:48,063 --> 01:22:50,553
You go ahead, Ricky.
- Thanks, bud.
1716
01:22:51,933 --> 01:22:55,463
The first thing is this -
this stupid picture.
1717
01:22:55,537 --> 01:22:58,507
If I could get Cory and Trevor
to rise there for a second.
1718
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,436
I mean, obviously,
well, you can see
1719
01:23:03,511 --> 01:23:05,481
that that's Cory
and this is Trevor.
1720
01:23:05,547 --> 01:23:07,777
I don't know who that guy is,
you can't see him,
1721
01:23:07,849 --> 01:23:09,249
and you can't see
that person either.
1722
01:23:09,317 --> 01:23:10,877
So there's only two people
in the picture.
1723
01:23:10,952 --> 01:23:12,392
It looks like maybe
they are stealing change,
1724
01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:13,514
which I don't agree with,
1725
01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:15,018
but I had nothing
to do with this.
1726
01:23:15,090 --> 01:23:16,920
This is not the change
they recovered from my car.
1727
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:18,692
Totally different.
That's the change I was saving
1728
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,190
for my daughter's education.
1729
01:23:20,261 --> 01:23:21,521
So the second thing...
1730
01:23:21,596 --> 01:23:23,556
is this:
1731
01:23:23,631 --> 01:23:26,101
really, the only evidence against us
1732
01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:28,727
is Mr. Lahey's testimony.
1733
01:23:28,803 --> 01:23:30,433
And if his testimony
is so goddamn important,
1734
01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:32,555
then I want to hook him up
to a breathalyzer.
1735
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:35,200
He should clearly show
he's not drunk as fuck,
1736
01:23:35,276 --> 01:23:36,536
'cause I think he is.
1737
01:23:36,611 --> 01:23:39,411
And if he is, shouldn't
his testimony mean fuck all?
1738
01:23:39,481 --> 01:23:41,811
Shouldn't this case
be thrown out of court?
1739
01:23:41,883 --> 01:23:43,283
Shouldn't I be given
my change back?
1740
01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:44,651
I'm in deservement
of the change.
1741
01:23:44,719 --> 01:23:47,089
I want the change back!
1742
01:23:47,155 --> 01:23:48,545
It's not my fault
1743
01:23:48,623 --> 01:23:51,423
Officers Cock-Knuckles and
Dick-Lock here work with a drunk
1744
01:23:51,493 --> 01:23:53,983
trailer-park supervisor.
He's not a cop, he's a drunk!
1745
01:23:54,062 --> 01:23:56,392
- They are not Officers
Cock-Knuckles and Dick-Lock.
1746
01:23:56,464 --> 01:23:57,994
They are Officers
Green and Johnson.
1747
01:23:58,066 --> 01:24:00,396
Now I warned you
about this kind of thing!
1748
01:24:00,468 --> 01:24:02,328
- He used to be a cop, actually,
1749
01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:03,964
and he got fired.
Guess what for?
1750
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,409
Drinking!
Who does he work with?
1751
01:24:06,474 --> 01:24:08,844
Randy, who used to be
a male prostitute.
1752
01:24:08,910 --> 01:24:10,280
You got no problem with being
1753
01:24:10,345 --> 01:24:12,575
hooked up with a breathalyzer,
do you, Lahey?
1754
01:24:12,647 --> 01:24:14,977
I mean, you shouldn't be drunk.
You drove here today.
1755
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,110
- Oh, smart, Ricky, smart.
1756
01:24:17,185 --> 01:24:19,305
- Bailiff, do we have
a breathalyzer machine
1757
01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:20,817
in the building?
- Yes.
1758
01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,119
- Well, let's get it in here
1759
01:24:22,190 --> 01:24:23,990
and find out who's drunk
and who's not!
1760
01:24:32,634 --> 01:24:35,604
Come on, come on.
1761
01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,540
Come on, liquor!
Come on, liquor!
1762
01:24:37,605 --> 01:24:39,765
Come on, you're drunk.
1763
01:24:39,841 --> 01:24:42,281
You gotta be drunk.
You're always drunk, you drunk.
1764
01:24:42,343 --> 01:24:45,043
Come on, you're drunk.
You've got to be drunk.
1765
01:24:46,681 --> 01:24:49,051
- The witness is intoxicated,
Your Honor.
1766
01:24:49,117 --> 01:24:51,017
I knew he was wasted!
1767
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,016
I knew it.
He's loaded!
1768
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,948
Well, in light
of this new evidence,
1769
01:24:55,023 --> 01:24:57,513
I have no choice
but to drop the charges
1770
01:24:57,592 --> 01:24:59,722
against Ricky, Julian
1771
01:24:59,794 --> 01:25:01,564
and Bubbles.
1772
01:25:01,629 --> 01:25:05,289
Order, please!
And because there's no proof
1773
01:25:05,366 --> 01:25:08,026
that the money came
from an illegal source,
1774
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:11,473
I order that their change
be given back to them.
1775
01:25:11,539 --> 01:25:14,129
- Thank you.
It is my change. Thank you.
1776
01:25:14,209 --> 01:25:16,799
- Cory and Trevor, please rise.
1777
01:25:16,878 --> 01:25:19,748
I sentence you
to 30 days in jail
1778
01:25:19,814 --> 01:25:21,654
and 750 hours
1779
01:25:21,716 --> 01:25:22,976
of community service.
1780
01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:25,491
- That's not that bad, guys.
That's pretty good.
1781
01:25:25,553 --> 01:25:26,253
Hear that, Lahey?
1782
01:25:26,321 --> 01:25:28,381
You never stopped
fuckin' with me, huh?
1783
01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:30,976
You couldn't let it go
and look what happened?
1784
01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:33,219
You look like a dick.
Rick, get it together.
1785
01:25:33,294 --> 01:25:35,994
Do you want to spend a week
in jail effective immediately?
1786
01:25:37,499 --> 01:25:39,059
- Did you say a week?
1787
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:40,534
- Would you rather have two?
1788
01:25:40,602 --> 01:25:43,162
- No, no, a week's good.
Just...
1789
01:25:44,405 --> 01:25:47,425
Lucy, Trin, can I please
go to jail for a week,
1790
01:25:47,509 --> 01:25:50,569
play in the hockey game?
Please? It's only a week.
1791
01:25:50,645 --> 01:25:52,135
- Have fun.
- Yeah.
1792
01:25:52,213 --> 01:25:53,683
- Really?
1793
01:25:53,748 --> 01:25:55,438
Cover your ears, sweetie.
1794
01:25:55,517 --> 01:25:58,007
Fuck this court.
Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy.
1795
01:25:58,086 --> 01:25:59,916
Fuck those two idiot cops.
Fuck suit-dummies.
1796
01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:01,748
As a matter of fact,
fuck legal aid!
1797
01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:02,953
Fuck Dan and Terry's
1798
01:26:03,024 --> 01:26:05,294
Buffalo chicken wings!
Fuck all the old wood in here,
1799
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:06,550
the moon,
corn on the cob,
1800
01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:09,598
squirrels.
Fuck me, you, everything!
1801
01:26:12,567 --> 01:26:14,797
Give it off to Darren!
Come on, Darren!
1802
01:26:14,869 --> 01:26:16,459
It was just so great
to come back
1803
01:26:16,538 --> 01:26:18,338
to play in the final game
of the tournament.
1804
01:26:18,406 --> 01:26:20,866
I missed lots of games,
but I played in the big one.
1805
01:26:20,942 --> 01:26:24,342
If you see 'em, feed 'em, boys.
We gotta score the winning goal.
1806
01:26:24,412 --> 01:26:26,472
Hard as fuck, boys.
Hard as fuck!
1807
01:26:26,548 --> 01:26:28,878
Don't take any shit
off these dicks.
1808
01:26:28,950 --> 01:26:30,780
It wasn't looking good
for them...
1809
01:26:30,852 --> 01:26:33,752
And we're huge Ricky fans
and he's an incredible goalie,
1810
01:26:33,821 --> 01:26:35,981
and, you know, he can stop
just about anything,
1811
01:26:36,057 --> 01:26:38,957
but the team wasn't playing
as a team.
1812
01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:40,617
They weren't playing good.
1813
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:42,925
The turning point, for me,
was when Donny came down
1814
01:26:42,997 --> 01:26:46,457
on a breakaway and I was sure
they were gonna win.
1815
01:26:46,534 --> 01:26:47,974
And Ricky just threw the glove up
1816
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,226
and stopped it.
And then, somehow, it started
1817
01:26:50,305 --> 01:26:51,925
going the other way,
and Darren,
1818
01:26:52,006 --> 01:26:53,496
on a breakaway,
faked a slapshot,
1819
01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:55,595
just went around him,
deeked it right in,
1820
01:26:55,677 --> 01:26:58,237
and they won!
1821
01:27:00,148 --> 01:27:02,778
It was insane, dude.
And in all the hoopla, we were,
1822
01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:06,080
like, this is our big chance
to make something of ourselves.
1823
01:27:06,154 --> 01:27:08,124
- But the best part
was Cory and Trevor.
1824
01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:10,559
They snuck up behind Donny -
he wasn't looking -
1825
01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:13,315
and they pantsed him
in front of the whole prison.
1826
01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:14,864
Rolling around on the ground
1827
01:27:14,929 --> 01:27:16,919
in puddles.
Oh, my God, it was funny.
1828
01:27:16,998 --> 01:27:18,488
Those guys finally came out
of their shell
1829
01:27:18,566 --> 01:27:20,056
and they're cool,
1830
01:27:20,134 --> 01:27:22,864
like everybody in here
loves them now.
1831
01:27:22,937 --> 01:27:24,727
So I get to leave here
a married man.
1832
01:27:24,806 --> 01:27:26,996
And I'm retired,
so all I have to do now
1833
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:28,865
is spend time with my family
and grow dope.
1834
01:27:28,943 --> 01:27:30,383
My life couldn't be any better.
1835
01:27:31,813 --> 01:27:34,013
I left your house this morning
1836
01:27:35,650 --> 01:27:39,020
About a quarter after nine
1837
01:27:41,389 --> 01:27:44,919
Coulda been the Willie Nelson
1838
01:27:47,295 --> 01:27:50,485
Coulda been the wine
1839
01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:57,374
When I left your housethis morning
1840
01:27:57,438 --> 01:28:01,838
It was a little after nine
1841
01:28:01,909 --> 01:28:05,139
It was in Bobcaygeon
1842
01:28:05,213 --> 01:28:07,083
I saw the constellations
1843
01:28:07,148 --> 01:28:09,378
Reveal themselves
1844
01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:12,080
One star at a time
1845
01:28:26,668 --> 01:28:30,328
Drove back to town this morning
1846
01:28:32,006 --> 01:28:34,996
With working on my mind
1847
01:28:38,613 --> 01:28:42,383
I thought of maybe quitting
1848
01:28:43,518 --> 01:28:48,178
Thought of leaving it behind
1849
01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:52,247
Went back to bed this morning
1850
01:28:53,828 --> 01:28:56,458
And as I'm pulling down the blind
1851
01:28:59,033 --> 01:29:00,973
Yeah the sky was dull
1852
01:29:01,836 --> 01:29:04,736
And hypothetical
1853
01:29:04,806 --> 01:29:09,536
And falling one cloud at a time
1854
01:29:09,610 --> 01:29:12,440
That night in Toronto
1855
01:29:12,513 --> 01:29:16,213
With its checkerboard floors
1856
01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:18,384
Riding on horseback
1857
01:29:18,453 --> 01:29:20,793
And keeping order restored
1858
01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:22,755
Till the men they couldn't hang
1859
01:29:22,824 --> 01:29:26,234
Stepped to the mic and sang
1860
01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,594
And their voices rang
1861
01:29:28,663 --> 01:29:32,763
With that Aryan twang
1862
01:29:56,691 --> 01:30:00,631
I got to your house this morning
1863
01:30:02,363 --> 01:30:05,463
Just a little after nine
1864
01:30:08,703 --> 01:30:11,803
In the middle of that riot
1865
01:30:15,042 --> 01:30:18,142
Couldn't get you off my mind
1866
01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:24,480
So I'm at your house this morning
1867
01:30:24,552 --> 01:30:27,652
Just a little after nine
1868
01:30:27,722 --> 01:30:30,822
'Cause it was in Bobcaygeon
1869
01:30:30,892 --> 01:30:33,992
Where I saw the constellations
1870
01:30:34,061 --> 01:30:35,791
Reveal themselves
1871
01:30:35,863 --> 01:30:40,323
One star at a time
1872
01:30:48,743 --> 01:30:51,843
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