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-How am I doing?
-Killing it, man.
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Keep working on rebounding
from the hit
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and there'll be three
Malloys on varsity.
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-Come on, dude! Gimme the puck!
-No, gimme the puck!
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-Jack!
-Four if you count your dad.
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Jack, "it's not whether
you get knocked down;
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it's whether you get
back up." Vince lombardi.
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"But ya gotta get up
quicker." Coach Malloy.
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Son or not, if you don't
recover quicker,
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you're not making my team.
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Understood, coach.
Will work on my post-
check rallying, sir.
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So,
sassy met Aspen
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at fashionista
glam camp this summer.
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No big shocker there.
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No wonder. I thought
it was weird that Aspen
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just transferred in and sassy's
already under her spell.
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Fashionista glam camp.
What do they even do there?
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Who knows
and who cares?
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Ok, girls, hustle in!
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Ok, we are going
to make a shift.
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Claire, I'm gonna be working
with you today, Ellie,
you're gonna spot MacKenzie,
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and Aspen,
you're gonna spot sassy.
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What?! But coach, sassy and i
have been practice partners
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-since, like, forever.
-Don't exaggerate, El.
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Like, only since
kindergarten.
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Ok, but Aspen
is new to town--
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-from New York!
-Buffalo, New York.
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-It's still New York.
-It is still New York.
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And she and sassy are just a
better physical match, ok?
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Ok, moving on!
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Ok. Focus zone.
First varsity,
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then early acceptance
into Boston college,
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-then drafted by the bruins--
-yeah, I've seen "the list",
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-jackattack.
-Bro,
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don't worry about coach.
You're cruising past everyone.
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But keep an eye
on dumbledork over there.
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Who, Porter? He's been
trying to escape j.V.
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Since we were sophomores.
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He'd knock his own
grandmother's teeth out
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just to keep another Malloy
from getting a spot.
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Yo, you got this, bro.
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Girls, it is time to put
your big girl leotards on,
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because the rumors
they're true.
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-Trumors.
-The school
is making budget cuts
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and is eliminating
one of the sports teams,
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so it is between the
badminton team -gross,
i know, ew- and us.
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So if we don't win big on
Sunday against silver leaf
high, and I mean big,
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they are gonna
demote us to a club.
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-A club?
-That's what I said.
- Like chess, or thespians?
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-For serious?
This is tragical!
-Coach, they can't do that!
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My dad, uh, people will
never drive halfway across
the state to see a club!
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I know that, and...
Aw, come on!
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Oh, my goodness!
Are you alright, Carol?
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That was my mistake.
I was aiming for your neck.
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-Aim for your
neck next time!
-That doesn't make sense.
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I will come over there,
i will break you in half!
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Ok, you guys, you're
gonna be fine. I mean,
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with Ellie as
your old powerhouse
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and Aspen as your new
powerhouse, how
can you lose?
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Jack, be the puck!
Be the stick!
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Be the puck and the stick
and the space in between!
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-Are you listening?
-Wha...?
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Not looking, listening!
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Not so tough for a coach's
kid, are you, Malloy?
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You can't even take a hit.
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I can take a hit, Porter,
and I'll take that last
varsity spot too.
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- Yeah!
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Listen up, shmelts!
Bring it in!
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Ok, decent job. But
whoever's gonna get
that last varsity spot,
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I'm gonna need to see
your a-game, and that's
not just on the ice,
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but off it, too!
No horseplayin',
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no highjinksin',
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and definitely no
unsportsmanlike
shenanigangin'!
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We've got two more days
of tryouts, boys.
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Show me what you're made of!
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You wanna rescue this team,
don't you? Yeah.
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You do. Everything you need
is inside you right now.
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You just have to find it.
You're not little girls
anymore!
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You're men now! The world's
gonna be your oyster!
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You're women, hear you roar!
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- Right?
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- And all you've gotta do...
- -Is not blow it!
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Don't leave me hanging here.
Yes! Don't blow it!
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Yeah! Don't blow it, boys!
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Don't blow it! Don't
blow it! Don't blow it!
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Good job, you guys.
But don't leave me
next time that long, right?
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'Cause for me,
that's very awkward.
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Oh, he's coming down! Oh!
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We've got nothing.
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Dude, ya gotta chop that
salad. You practically
got a man bun going.
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-Nobody's touching
my hair, dude.
-Come on,
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it's a varsity tradition.
Plus it might help you
with your "lady troubles".
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Shut it.
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-Quit bustin'
his chops, Sally.
-Who you chirpin' at, Mary?
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Aw, you gonna cry, baby butter?
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-Man up!
-Not crying.
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Champ.
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Oh! You might cry
when coach sees that!
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-Yeah, thanks, guys.
-Oh, little bro
pushing back!
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Broskinator. Here.
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I know it's pink,
but at least it still
has service. Coach said
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he didn't shut it off
because he paid the year
in advance,
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but I think
he just couldn't.
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Nah, it's ok. I'll just go
off the grid for
a little while.
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00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,522
How's he gonna text you
his inspirational quotes?
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'Sides, I already
transferred your number.
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Mom sure did love
her sparkles.
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Hey, what soon-to-be varsity
athlete doesn't want a
twinkly sequined lady phone?
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Mom? What's with the car?
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Oh, I feng shui-ed it,
honey, to give you a
stronger life force
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for the big weekend
coming up!
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-I'm excited.
Are you so excited?
-Yeah.
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Oh, I got that.
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Let's go!
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Sweetie, won't you let me
get you a new phone?
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Your dad left that ancient thing
behind for a reason.
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It's not ancient. It's...
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00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:05,110
Retro-chic.
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00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:08,780
I just think you're attaching
too much significance
to an inanimate object.
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00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:13,151
"Mystical religions 101." Early
shamans knew investing too much
emotional energy in an object...
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Could make it a totem
and give it power over you.
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00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:18,089
Mom, it's a cell phone,
not gollum's ring.
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00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:22,694
Hey, Jacko! You're 30
seconds late for "one-on-one
truck time" with coach.
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00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:26,965
-He's pulling up now. You
know how he hates to wait.
-Come on, buddy.
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"Better three hours too soon
than a minute late."
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Shakespeare.
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Not even an athlete.
Not with those pantaloony
things he wore.
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Yes, sir. Probably not, sir.
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Would it really be so bad
if the team became a club?
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00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,635
I was in Spanish club and
it was "muy divertido"!
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00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,704
And MacKenzie is
in stem club, isn't she?
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00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,073
At least it would be something
new, and "new" is good.
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New moons, new experiences,
perhaps a new best friend?
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-Sassy's my best friend.
-Well, maybe you could
let some new energy in.
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00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:19,150
I mean, isn't that
what sassy's doing?
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Thanks.
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Have such a good day,
sweetie! Mommy loves you.
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00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:12,170
-Bye, mom.
-'Sup, dog breath?
-'Sup, dork chop?
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Good to see you, bud.
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00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:19,044
Hey! 'Sup, hot mama?
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00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,747
News flash?
Skirts don't have legs.
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00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,185
-So embarrassing...
-Amirite?
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00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,725
-There. We good?
-Not really.
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00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,861
Sass, come on, you know we
always wear our tracksuits
the Friday before a meet.
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-Rg pride, right?
-Yeah! Wish I hadn't caved.
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00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:43,902
Uh, yeah, we did, like,
make a pact last year...
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00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:47,305
Well, I wasn't here last year
to lead a fashion rescue,
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- now was I?
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Ooh, sassy, look!
It's your future first
husband, Jack Malloy!
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00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:58,750
You like Jack?
You didn't tell me.
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00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,452
Does he even know
who you are?
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00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:04,189
Have you never heard
of a vision board?
Jack is all over hers.
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00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,125
-Go ahead, do it
like we practiced.
-Ok.
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-Jack, here comes a girl!
-Say something.
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00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,370
Hey, guys.
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Heeeyyyy, jaaaaack.
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Ha...
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00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,252
Well, at least this time you
opened your mouth, bromigo.
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Yeah. Maybe next time
words will come out.
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Ooh, I love the strong
silent type!
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00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,270
Nice phone, Malloy. You use that
to schedule your mani-pedis?
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00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,173
Hey, I was thinkin'.
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00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,343
Doesn't coach have a rule,
if you start a fight
you can't be on varsity?
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-You oughta know, you've
tried out three times.
-Actually, four times.
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00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,783
Did sophomore year twice, idiot.
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00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,387
Go ahead, ladies first!
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00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,490
Then it'll look like you started
it when I show the video to
coach. Or does that even matter?
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00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:16,094
Don't all Malloys get
a free ride onto varsity?
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Ha, worked better than
i expected. Oh, man.
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00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,067
Say goodbye to
your dreams, buddy.
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00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,252
Seriously?! I've had a milk
mustache since lunch?!
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00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,995
You think things with Ellie
are tough now? It's only
gonna get worse, babe.
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I mean, people like us
have to make legit tough
decisions sometimes.
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I know, I know.
I wish Ellie'd just get it
without me having to be all
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-super awk obvious.
-It's kind of sad, actually.
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Almost as sad as that ponytail.
I mean, what is she, 12? Oh,
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and daddy's heirloom phone?
Why is she so attached
to that thing?
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00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,981
-Like, move on already!
-Yeah, I mean,
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00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:13,952
it was super sad
when her dad left, but,
like, life goes on and...
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00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,254
Ooh, is that
"paparazzi pucker"?
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00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,991
No, it's called
"lip glossip". Try it!
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00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,294
Maybe I can just tell her
she's being too clingy
and she'll, like,
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change? I mean,
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00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,066
I don't want to actually
hurt her feelings.
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00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:32,136
Ok, ok, fine, give her
one more chance, keep her
on social life support.
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00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:36,107
But if she's her typical
buzzkill self at Claire's
party, it might be time
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to pull the plug. Beep.
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Beep. Beep.
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00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,648
Beeeeep.
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00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:13,478
It's my lucky day.
I got a crier and a kid
with a bloody nose.
193
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,447
Here. Wipe off
the tears, kid.
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00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,617
You took quite a hit, didn't
you, hon? You want cry?
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We won't tell anybody.
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00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,155
Not crying. Not a girl.
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00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,658
No offense.
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00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,060
None taken.
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00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,964
Oh, that makes it
less offensive?
200
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,400
"Not crying". Yeah,
'cause you've got nothing
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00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,669
to cry about! I mean,
you're a guy, aren't you?
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00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,238
If someone disses you,
you don't have to hide
in a bathroom stall.
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00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,308
-Guys have it so easy!
-Ok, pull it back, pit bull!
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00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,343
In what universe
do guys have it easy?
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00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,713
If some ginosaurus tricked
you into a fight, think
people'd blame you?!
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00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,516
No, you'd just get all emo
then hug it out with your
mom in the kitchen
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-while you bake
banana bread or...
-Ok, zip it.
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00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,454
You wanna fight
the battle of the sexes?
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00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,490
Why don't you just text,
like every other kid does?
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00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,960
No more yakking
in my office.
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00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:06,698
-This one's hers,
mine is the pink one.
-I don't care and I mean it.
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00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,134
Keep those Mac'n'cheese
holes shut.
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00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,418
Fine, you wanna goof off,
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00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,787
I'm gonna go to the snack
bar, get myself some
pork rinds.
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00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,423
I love pork rinds.
216
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,162
Why am I on the floor?
217
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:15,266
Did I forget deodorant?
I smell like a dude.
218
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:19,270
And why does my thumb taste
like athletic tape and dirt?
219
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:25,043
What the what? Wait,
who painted my fingernails?
220
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,789
You... you stole my face!
221
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:41,426
You stole my whole body!
How'd you get inside?
222
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,428
How'd I get inside?
223
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,464
This is like a nightmare!
I feel so grimy!
224
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,133
Dude! Slap me,
and I'll slap you,
225
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,303
and we'll see if we can slap
each other -ourselves-
back to reality!
226
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,638
Ok.
227
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,408
-Ow!
-Oh!
228
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,745
Oh, sorry! Boy hands
just hit so hard!
229
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,082
Ew, why am I so sweaty
in weird places?
230
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,318
-What is the purpose
of underarm hair?
-Dude, focustrate!
231
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,855
What exactly were we doing
right before this...
This thing happened?
232
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,323
Texting. We were texting!
233
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,562
-"I wish I had your life..."
- "Take it. Then
I'd get yours."
234
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,632
We did this!
235
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,769
No! No! It's just a stupid text!
I once texted a wish
236
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,605
that I could power fart myself
across the ice and trust me,
that didn't happen!
237
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,374
Ok, you're right. I mean, a text
can't have that kind of power.
238
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,845
Investing too much emotional
energy in an object could make
it a totem and give it power
239
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,781
-over you.
-But wait! A totem can!
240
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,519
That phone! Is it, like,
special to you in some way?
241
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:45,256
I guess. Yeah. I mean... it
belonged to somebody special.
242
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,527
I can't believe it. My mom
isn't crazy after all.
243
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,164
She took this class on mystical
religions, and if you put
too much emotional energy
244
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:57,168
into one object, you could turn
it into a totem, and then it
could have power over you.
245
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,604
Bro, no way, that is nuts!
246
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,672
We just swapped bodies!
247
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,808
You got a better theory,
Mr. lady?
248
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:07,545
Ok, we gotta
un-text our wish!
249
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:17,421
Maybe it's the second part of
the text? We said our lives
would be better
250
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,458
if we were each other.
But we didn't mean it!
251
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:24,262
Your mom must have a book from
that class, right? So we sneak
over to your house and--
252
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:28,399
I can't sneak anywhere! My
mom's, like, got her pilot's
license in helicopter parenting!
253
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,568
- Ok, ok!
254
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,436
We gotta fake being each other
till we can get there!
255
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,839
Speed coaching,
one on one, let's do this!
256
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,444
-Ew! Don't get
your spit all over it!
-Technically it's your spit,
257
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,346
but... oh, who cares? Focus
zone!
258
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,850
Oh, just lemme do it!
259
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,453
Ok, fine, whatever, me first.
260
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,790
Hockey is my life.
I live with my dad
and twin brothers.
261
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,927
-You live with all guys?!
- We call my dad coach,
262
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:59,964
and we exercise a lot,
like, a lot a lot. Ah!
263
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:04,535
Sorry! Ok, me. I live
with my mom, she's
a yoga instructor
264
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,638
and she schedules, like,
her entire life around me.
265
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,741
-I specialize in the ribbon
in rhythmic gymnastics.
-Is that what it's called?
266
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,411
I've seen you girls jumping
around or whatever.
267
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,880
It's called practice!
268
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,249
R.G. Is a totally legit sport!
269
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,853
-Ah! Don't yank,
twinkle toes!
-What now, highlights?
270
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,622
Get out.
271
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:36,834
I think you might need glasses
for your eyeballs, I'm getting
vertigo. I think I'm gonna puke.
272
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:40,972
No puking in my body! Ugh,
how do you carry yourself
around on these feet?
273
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,578
No! She can't see us
together! She likes y... and
she can't think I like...
274
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,815
Can't break girl code!
Just get away, get away!
275
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,418
Heeeeeyyyy, jaaaaaack.
276
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,924
Oh! Uh... hey there,
miss sassy.
277
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,494
Ohh, so you do know my name!
278
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,430
Um, Ellie? What
are you doing here?
279
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,033
Uhh.
280
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,037
Mmmmaaa. Suh... suh...
281
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,509
See? Buzzkiller.
282
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,712
I'm gonna make my mom late
for bikram belly dancing.
283
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,749
And as we all know, bikram
is amazeballs. So let's go.
284
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,485
I hope to see you soon,
285
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,954
Mr. Malloy.
286
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,394
What was that?!
"Uhh... maaa... suh-suh"?
287
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,430
I just, I'm not used to being
a girl, ok? I choked!
288
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:43,301
Where's the "we're gonna have
to fake it" guy? I mean,
she's my best friend
289
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,971
and we're... going
through a thing right now
290
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,307
-and you can't
make things worse!
- Ok, just don't lose it!
291
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,742
'Cause nothing would make things
worse for me than my father
292
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,412
or anyone else seeing my body
blubbering like that!
293
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,882
-Sorry if I have
real emotions, ok?
-Shh! Come on, this way!
294
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,386
Malloy! Guess
where I'm headed?
295
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,655
Over to a viewing party
with coach,
296
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,625
a.K.A.K... a.,
297
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,361
-your daddy.
-What is your problem, dude?
298
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,963
Why can't you just
leave me, her,
299
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:16,500
him alone? Stop
spreading your misery, man!
300
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,737
A firecracker, aren't ya?
What's your name, tracksuit?
301
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,039
Uh... Ellie?
302
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,742
Ellie. I'm Porter. Hi.
303
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,545
It's a pleasure. Please
tell me you're not with him.
304
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,414
-No way. Not even possible.
-You like donuts, Ellie?
305
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,684
I got a little buy a dozen get
one free coupon for donut diggs.
306
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,822
Maybe I can give you my freebie?
Tomorrow A.M.?
307
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,958
Yes! But, uh...
308
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,062
Heeeeeeyyyy, pooooorrrrty...
309
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,565
-I'm gonna be sick.
-I'd looovvve
310
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:51,702
to go out for a fried pastry.
You know,
311
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,872
if you do me a solid
and don't show Jack's
dad that video thingy.
312
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,541
S'pose it can wait
one more day.
313
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,744
Alright then.
314
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,646
10am manana.
315
00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:06,684
"Porty". That's awesome.
316
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:11,155
Ugh! I need a disinfecting bath.
317
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,125
I am not going out with "porty",
and neither is my body!
318
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:18,095
Hey, if I have to be a girl,
I'll at least use it to make
things better for the guy-me.
319
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,898
-Alright, but
we gotta split up.
-Hey, jackalope!
320
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,800
Let's go. But call me.
321
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,608
Man, I don't know how
you're gonna make it
through tryouts today.
322
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,778
You can't blow this!
My whole future
depends on hockey!
323
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,647
Yeah, well, rhythmic
is everything to me,
and my dad is driving out
324
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:39,583
for my meet on Sunday!
So, ditto, like, times 100!
325
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,919
I think I can handle
flipping some ribbons
and doing somersaults.
326
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,022
Seriously? That's what
you think we do? Ow!
327
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,758
The rhinestones
on this thing are
cutting up my face.
328
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,060
Which could use some serious
exfoliation, by the way.
329
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:52,163
I told you,
you gotta keep sparkly
330
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,832
and I gotta keep this...
Relic until everything's
settled!
331
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:58,803
If my dad called and i
answered with this chick
voice, we'd be toast!
332
00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,007
Ok, my brothers gunner and
stryker are picking me up.
333
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:06,811
Gunner, stryker and Jack?
They run out of cool names
at the cool name store?
334
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,980
Coach picked their names,
my mom picked my...
335
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,450
Just look for
a blue truck, ok?
336
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,052
Alright, and you look for a yoga
type lady in a red bubble car.
337
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:18,456
Ok. I'll call you after
practice when I get
the totem book.
338
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,624
-Good luck.
-Good luck.
339
00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:34,772
Ellie! What are you doing?
That is so dangerous!
340
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,774
Yes, sir! Sorry, sir!
341
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,844
I mean, lady. Ma'am.
342
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:41,612
Mom.
343
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:48,786
Hey, Jacko! Come on! What
are you waiting for,
an invitation?
344
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,722
OMG. This is a thing?
345
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,633
'Sup, champ? First day
on the new legs?
346
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:07,872
You know I can't resist that
little puppy face of yours.
347
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,040
All is forgiven.
348
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,743
This is so weird.
349
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,082
So! How was your day?
350
00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:22,086
Uh... totally unreal.
351
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,589
Awesome! So, who d'you sit with
at lunch? What'd you talk about?
352
00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:29,627
Claire's mom told me all about
the party tomorrow night.
Is everybody super excited?
353
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:33,797
I would be so super excited.
She told me it's a Paris theme.
Ooh la la, that sounds amazing!
354
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,901
We should get you
a new dress.
355
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:44,842
So what do you say, shaggy?
Chop-chop for the fuh-fuh?
356
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,177
You up for it?
Chopping the salad?
357
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:49,113
Uh... I guess?
358
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,715
Seriously? Sweet!
359
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,951
Stryke is going to flip!
360
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,655
Little buddy.
361
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,117
What? No way am i
putting this thing on.
362
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,354
Over my dead girl body.
363
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:34,124
Five, six, seven, eight,
and reaching up into
the sky. Chin up.
364
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,961
You gotta keep your chin up
in life. And...
365
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:40,297
Five, six, seven, eight,
and kick, two, three, four,
366
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,701
and point, toes, toes, toes,
like your life depends on it.
367
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:47,371
And reaching up into the sky,
reach, reach, hold your toes
368
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:50,307
as much as you can. It's really
hard, it hurts me to watch.
369
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:54,244
And reaching over,
and hold that hug, hug,
370
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:57,648
and... huh.
371
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,387
Ellie?
372
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:09,259
What? I got chilly.
373
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:11,829
Freak just keeps
getting freakier.
374
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,098
Right. No, it's not appropriate.
375
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,234
No. Here we go:
Five, six, seven, eight,
376
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,970
and reaching up to the sky
377
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,974
like "what have I done
with my life?" And kick,
two, three, four.
378
00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:32,750
Whoa!
379
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:10,287
Oh, what is that? It smells
like someone boiled a
cabbage in a sweat sock!
380
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,992
Yeah, stryke had
the chili at lunch.
381
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:18,028
Dude! Heard you're gonna
let me mow the flow!
382
00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:20,330
That deserves a bropile!
383
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:28,472
Alright, alright.
384
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,809
Time to trim the fringe.
385
00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:52,396
What?
386
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,300
Hey, it's Jack. Leave
a message. Or don't.
387
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:59,503
I would kill you, Jack
Malloy, but I can't
live without you.
388
00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:01,839
Hit me back.
389
00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:23,093
I'm sorry, Jack, I just...
I can't get yelled at
right now.
390
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,864
Alright, sport, go grab
your bucket and breezers,
we'll fire you up
391
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,933
-a protein shake
before tryouts.
-Right, my...
392
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:33,537
Bucket and... breezer..
Breezers.
393
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,341
Ok.
394
00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:40,978
So, can we talk
about the phone again?
395
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:44,882
Oh yeah! You mean about the
totem thing? Awesome!
Let's break it down.
396
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,951
Oh, Ellie! I'm so glad we're on
the same wavelength about this!
397
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:51,555
So let's say this totem had
some kind of power over you.
398
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:54,525
What would you need to do
to, like, un-power it?
399
00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:57,494
Funny you should ask!
'Cause I did exactly that!
400
00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,397
I deactivated your flip
phone and got you a new one!
401
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,934
-Deactivated?!
-Well, the switch won't be
official until Sunday.
402
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:07,538
-Sunday?!
-It seemed
like perfect timing,
403
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,007
because we're on the cusp
of a harvest moon...
-Harvest moon?
404
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:14,011
-And that's when the old
data plan expires.
-Expires?!
405
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:17,848
Sweetheart, your aura
seems to have an echo.
406
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:39,536
Nooooooo!!!
407
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,907
My hair!
408
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:49,346
-Bro!
-Babe? Now your aura is yelling.
409
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,920
Whoa.
410
00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:59,056
The bros finally
got ya, huh?
411
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,925
Now c'mon, suit up! Your dad
wants you on the ice, man.
412
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:05,162
My dad? Oh, right.
413
00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:07,297
Let's go, ladies!
414
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:11,034
"You either hack it, or you
pack it!" The great santini.
415
00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:16,406
That's Jack's dad? Poor Jack.
416
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,942
Poor me.
417
00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:23,547
Dude. Sorry. I think
i took your mouth guard.
418
00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:27,451
What? I got germs
or something?
419
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:36,393
It's not my mouth, it's not
my mouth, it's not my mouth...
420
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:50,240
We're stopping?
But there's this book
i really need to read!
421
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:54,611
I told you last night, honey.
Dr. Baker. For your team
physical.
422
00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:57,147
Say what now, lady?
423
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,650
Ok! Drills today,
rest day tomorrow,
424
00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:03,587
and then scrimmage against
varsity for the final
tryouts on Sunday.
425
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,089
Show me what you got!
426
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,717
Ah!!
427
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,297
Ow!!
428
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,067
Hockey sticks, that's
a slam shot to the puck!
429
00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:52,469
Ah!!!
430
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,071
Oh, letter b.
431
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,412
Oh my gosh, dude,
that is so cold.
432
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:06,516
Ok, Ellie, you can
take the mask off now.
433
00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:14,725
I just don't like looking
at needles or other things
434
00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:17,260
that aren't technically
my right to look at.
435
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:20,097
Ooh! Sorry.
436
00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:27,104
You seem a little off.
437
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:30,207
Your mom told me about
what's been going on.
438
00:33:30,743 --> 00:33:34,378
I know dad leaving was
rough. Losing a parent
439
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,546
is so hard.
440
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,752
Who exactly was I looking at
on that ice in there?
441
00:33:41,754 --> 00:33:44,721
Uh, just little old me, sir.
442
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:47,457
Jack Malloy... sir.
443
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:50,527
It's my own fault.
"Expecting is my greatest crime
444
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,397
and disappointment is always
my punishment." Author unknown.
445
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:55,799
-But not unwise.
-Look, sir,
446
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,735
I know I totally blew it today,
but I'm really hoping
447
00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,705
I'm gonna be back to myself
soon. Like, really soon.
448
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,808
I'm wondering if I should
even tell you this or not,
449
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,110
but I can't tell if putting more
pressure on you is good or bad.
450
00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,546
Well, like, 99% of child
psychologists would say "bad".
451
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,549
We're dedicating a bleacher seat
to your mother's memory
on Sunday,
452
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,684
since it's the one year
anniversary of...
453
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,054
I would just rather avoid
the irony of her son
454
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:19,189
blowing his chance for varsity
on the same day. You got me?
455
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:25,695
You cut your hair.
456
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,098
She always liked it long.
457
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:35,172
But good choice. Good choice.
458
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,741
It's better for us if
we just keep moving forward.
459
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:56,827
I put the rejuvenating oils and
the relaxing salts in the bath.
460
00:34:56,829 --> 00:35:00,430
I also added some lavender
bubble bath and some rose
petals for tranquillity.
461
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:04,434
Lucky girl, you're gonna smell
like a bouquet of roses!
I am so jelly!
462
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,104
No way this dude's
doin' bubbles.
463
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:19,816
Yo, Jacko! Your phone kept
ringing so I answered it!
464
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:22,319
It's a giiiiiiirl.
465
00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:32,496
-Hello?
-Kinda afraid to ask,
but... hockey tryouts?
466
00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:34,865
-Kinda afraid to answer.
-Aw, man.
467
00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,900
I don't wanna ask
about rhythmic practice,
468
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,302
I'm not supposed to cry
in your body, remember?
469
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,139
Ok, we just need to focus on
solutions here, so listen:
470
00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:44,674
"The ancients believed that
bestowing emotional power
471
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,843
onto an object made it
a totem, with the ability
472
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:49,312
-to cast spells
or Grant wishes."
-Yeah, we get that.
473
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:52,916
Get to the deciphering part.
- You know, your mom's
right. You are controlling.
474
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:55,852
-You've already had a girl
talk with my mom about me?
-Oh, not just with your mom,
475
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,688
but with Dr. Baker, too.
Thanks for the heads-up
on that, by the way.
476
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,291
Oh my gosh, my physical!
I completely forgot!
477
00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,760
Don't worry. My mother
taught me to be a gentleman.
478
00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:10,367
I'm so sorry
about your mom, Jack.
479
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:12,836
They're having a dedication
for her on Sunday.
480
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:15,739
Oh. Cool.
481
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:19,342
And I'm sorry, too.
482
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,511
About everything
with your dad...
483
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:25,348
-Leaving.
-Thanks.
484
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,955
-Ok, awkward silence
acknowledged.
-And we're moving on.
485
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:35,792
"They believed the spell
was binding unless
a task or quest
486
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:38,828
was undertaken to reverse
it. Often the quest
is inherent
487
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,864
in the original wish."
488
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,933
So it is about
our text wish,
489
00:36:42,935 --> 00:36:45,435
but I still don't know what
the heck the quest would be.
490
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:48,972
-I think our quest's to make
our lives less messed up.
-What?
491
00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:51,408
To make them better, I mean.
Because that's what
we texted.
492
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:54,945
That can't be it. I didn't
wanna make your life better,
i wanted mine to not reek!
493
00:36:54,947 --> 00:36:58,615
Exactly! We wanted each
others' lives to make
our own lives better,
494
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,685
but I think the totems knew
that we'd have to help each
other to do that.
495
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:05,288
Dude. I am just not down
with totem logic.
496
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:09,359
Oh! I didn't realize you
were on the phone. I'll
just put your calming tea
497
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,528
right here.
498
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:15,732
I'm pretty sure that this is
it, so just tell me what
i need to do to help you
499
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,301
before the technology god
shuts down my totem and
we're stuck forever.
500
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:21,771
Ok, if we really need to de-
stink each others' lives,
then first thing
501
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,274
I'm doing tomorrow is trying
to get the phone contract
extended.
502
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:27,410
And the first thing you're
doing is getting Porter
to delete that video.
503
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:30,380
Wait, but Porter's expecting
my body, not yours!
504
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:33,483
-What if he freaks out?
-Well, then, run. My body's
way faster than his.
505
00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:36,686
Huh. Never thought I'd go
on my first date
with hairy legs.
506
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,925
-Why aren't you doing
your pre-bed core?
-Exercise now?
507
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:45,829
-I'm just gonna finish up
this phone call.
-Oh yeah.
508
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:49,899
Uh, sir? It's super important
that I communiqué right now.
509
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:53,336
No distractions.
You'll get this back
after tryouts on Sunday.
510
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:57,007
-Sunday?!
-Sunday.
511
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,444
Ok, what's the worst thing
that could happen?
512
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:05,315
He confiscated the totem
and I have to start shopping
for a prom dress?
513
00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:12,789
- Ah! Earthquake! Fire! What?
514
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,759
Whoo! 5am, jacky boy,
let's go!
515
00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,827
Let's get the undead
ready for the day!
516
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:21,031
Let's go, early birds!
Time to yank some worms!
517
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:29,039
Ugh. Yeah, still a boy.
518
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,095
-Hit all of them.
-Ok.
519
00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:55,832
Hope you're having fun, Jack.
520
00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,853
Bro, no pressure, no diamonds!
521
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,622
Come on, man, I'm not
going without you.
522
00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:22,559
C'mon, Jacko, if you don't
finish, we don't.
523
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:25,628
You can do this, ok?
What did mom always say?
524
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:28,131
"A bro is the best friend
you're ever gonna have",
525
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,700
right? So come on!
526
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,837
Alright, let's see
what this body can do.
527
00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,109
Woo!
528
00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,778
This testosterone stuff
is ridonkulous!
529
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,622
Good warm-up. Three-miler
back home for lower body.
530
00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:55,792
Dead lifts, landmine reverse
lunges, sled pushes.
531
00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:59,062
"Legs feed the wolf."
Herb Brooks.
532
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,931
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
533
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:05,068
Wait. Warm-up?
534
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,646
Still a girl.
535
00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:30,860
Ellie, I don't even wanna think
about why you're hanging out
with Jack Malloy.
536
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,564
Please tell me it's not because
of a backstabby conscience?
537
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,800
Uh...
538
00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:40,003
Aspen has her theories,
but I say
539
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,505
you were just trying
to be my wingwoman, right?
540
00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:46,042
Not swooping down on my fresh
boykill like a lady vulture?
541
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,178
Oh,
542
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:51,214
wait a minute. Look at you.
543
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,450
What was i
even thinking?
544
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:56,085
Aspen must have just
heard wrong. Phew!
545
00:40:56,087 --> 00:41:00,123
Well, next time people are
eavesdropping, could you please
try to speak more clearly?
546
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:03,226
Oh, one last thing.
547
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:06,763
And I'm totes saying this
for your own sake, El.
548
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:10,533
At Claire's tonight, could you
just try to act like...
549
00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:12,602
Just...
550
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:16,039
Don't be so... Ellie, ok?
551
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:22,912
Don't be so Ellie.
Ok, that one I can promise.
552
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:28,518
Whoa. I know that smell.
553
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,590
Hey. Ready for banana bread?
554
00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:37,660
You make banana bread, too?
"Two slices of banana bread
with a hug in the middle
555
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:41,498
-makes a love sandwich."
-Aw, sweetie, that is
such a cute saying.
556
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:45,602
Well, the bread's in the
kitchen, but here's the hug!
557
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:47,170
Aw...
558
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:52,909
Uh, I gotta go do some stuff.
559
00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:55,578
You are tense, babe.
560
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:59,649
Listen... I know that
you're counting on your dad
to be at tomorrow's meet,
561
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,885
but I don't want you to be
disappointed if he and...
562
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:05,655
Felicia can't make it. Hm?
563
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,224
Oh, and I have a surprise!
564
00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:12,295
Mommy-daughter spa day!
565
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:15,298
-Yay...
-Can't wait.
566
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,270
Hey, guys, I think I'm gonna
skip the workout today.
567
00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:22,772
I'm meeting someone for donuts.
568
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,141
-You're messing
with us, right?
-Your final tryout
569
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,744
-is in tomorrow's scrimmage!
-Trust me, this donut is
gonna help that cause
570
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:30,713
way more than
a few dead body lifts.
571
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,084
Bro!
572
00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:37,787
-What are you doing?!
-That's mom's closet!
573
00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:40,790
I totally knew that!
I wasn't trying to
go out this door
574
00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,892
as if it was a real door.
575
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:46,829
It's obviously right there.
576
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:49,799
I was just checking
to make sure everything
is still here.
577
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,286
Soon as you made varsity,
she'd 'a had a shirt
made for you, too, bro.
578
00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:21,164
Ooh, "queen for a day"!
579
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:24,067
Or "sweet baby girl deluxe"?
580
00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:27,103
Uh, you choose. They both
sound equally terrifying.
581
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,104
Hm?
582
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:31,841
Uh, terrifying...Ly
awesome!
583
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:36,079
Mom? Do I got a sec to run
an errand across the street?
584
00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:40,316
Oh, there'll be time after.
Queen for a day is actually
only half a day long!
585
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,952
We'll be queens for the day.
586
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:02,739
Malloy? I had me a date with
tracksuit, not with you!
587
00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:04,107
Totally showing
coach the video!
588
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,708
Wait, wait! I mean...
589
00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:08,411
Can we just talk
things out? Man to...
590
00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:11,648
Me? Just let me try
to make things better.
591
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:14,751
How? You gonna drop out so
i get the last varsity spot?
592
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:17,754
Well, I'm open to hearing
your feelings on the subject.
593
00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:21,190
You rode all the way here
on your funky scooter,
594
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,092
you might as well get
your donuts, right?
595
00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:28,031
Well, ok. But I'm not
giving you my freebie.
596
00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:30,967
That's right,
ladies first, Malloy.
597
00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:36,973
Ah! Ha, ha, ha!
Wait! No, no,
598
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,909
stop! Lady, stop it!
Stop it! Ok.
599
00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:42,945
Ok, I'm good. Ah!!
600
00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:46,082
Mercy! Mercy!
601
00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:48,951
Whoaaaa...
602
00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:51,220
So this is relaxation.
603
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:56,993
Ooh, that tingles.
Is this another treatment?
604
00:44:56,995 --> 00:45:00,730
Honey, you act like you've never
had your legs waxed before.
605
00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:03,733
Huh?
606
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,739
This has been going on
for four years now.
607
00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:11,741
First your stupid brothers,
and now you wanna take my spot?
608
00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:16,179
It's like the hatfields and
mccoys except I'm not a hatfield
609
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:19,248
and it's Malloy, not McCoy.
But otherwise,
610
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,984
-exactly the same.
-Porter, question:
611
00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:24,420
Do you really like hockey?
612
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:27,023
Do you really love to play,
or do you just wanna be able
613
00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:30,793
-to say you made the team?
-What's the difference?
-Ok,
614
00:45:30,795 --> 00:45:34,931
you could show the video
to coach and maybe get
a spot on varsity, but...
615
00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:38,768
How's that gonna change your
life? You gotta find out
what makes your heart happy,
616
00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:42,772
and stop trying to be
something or someone
that you're not.
617
00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:45,508
-But hockey's the only
thing I'm good at.
-Well, you have been trying
618
00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:48,377
to make the team
for four years, so...
619
00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:53,282
Oh. Right.
Well, that stinks.
620
00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:55,918
Guess I'm not good
at anything, then.
621
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,454
My whole life is a lie!
622
00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:00,757
Who even am I?
623
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:12,368
That's a pretty cool
contraption. I want you
to check something out.
624
00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:22,178
Ok. I'll check out
this stem club thingy,
625
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:25,214
but if I don't like it,
I'm taking you down, Malloy,
626
00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:29,185
down town, to video town.
627
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,220
Do you get it?
628
00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:35,324
-'Cause of the video I took.
-Yep, I got it. Fair enough.
629
00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:47,336
Mack! I totally forgot that
you're a science rock star!
630
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:50,439
That's so awesome.
-You know me?
631
00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:54,243
-What? Oh! Right.
-You're Jack Malloy, aren't you?
632
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:58,314
Yes! Yes, I'm Jack Malloy.
633
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,983
All boy ever since I was born.
634
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:30,279
Not to be rude, mister,
but I'm kinda in a rush.
635
00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:33,149
How can we can extend this
contract, like, right now?
636
00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:36,252
- Ugh!
637
00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:39,255
Oh, don't worry,
that's just algae.
638
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:42,491
See?
639
00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:45,561
Alright, well, I'm sorry,
i can't extend the plan.
640
00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:49,932
It wasn't your mom who canceled
it; It was your dad. Here, look.
641
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,273
They can't even extend the
service for, like, a day?!
642
00:47:57,275 --> 00:47:59,542
Why did my mom
have to cancel it?!
643
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:04,046
No, it wasn't, uh,
look, it's complicated,
644
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,549
I'll explain later.
You gotta gimme
something else to do
645
00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:10,086
to make your life better.
Besides getting body hair
ripped out by the roots.
646
00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:13,155
-Dude, I can't believe i
thought you had it easier.
-Hello! I told you!
647
00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:17,593
Look, I really need you to
go to Claire's party tonight
and fix stuff with sassy.
648
00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:20,529
She's my best friend and i
cannot lose her right now.
649
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:23,232
-I need you
to be a guy tonight.
-What you talking 'bout?
650
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:27,370
Jack Malloy's cool
and popular. So just
be you being me,
651
00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:30,339
and sassy'll know that I can
fit in, that I'm not a...
652
00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:34,443
-Buzzkiller of uncoolness.
-Is that what she thinks?
653
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:36,479
Why do you wanna be friends
with this chick anyway?!
654
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:40,016
You asked me what would
make my life better,
so don't be judge-y.
655
00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:42,084
A girl needs her bff.
656
00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:46,322
Whoa! Gotta go!
657
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:53,462
-Thanks, mack.
-No problem.
-I had a lot of fun
658
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:56,065
hanging out with you today.
I honestly don't know
659
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,267
why we didn't
do this before.
660
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:17,420
I want it to be ash blond,
not ashy blond.
661
00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:22,224
-I need to look ultra-cool
tonight. Like, ah-may-zing.
-Yes, I understand.
662
00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:26,028
No way, are you French?!
I'm going to a Paris-themed
663
00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:29,131
-party tonight!
-I'm sure it will be
very authentic.
664
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:33,536
Oh, mais oui! It's gonna be
très chic! Well,
665
00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:37,206
except for my bestie's
tragic ex-bff. This girl
666
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:40,509
would wear gym shorts on
the red carpet. She hasn't
moved on since 5th grade's
667
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:45,181
"moving on"! Ellie dommage!
-I'll get your color.
I'll be right back.
668
00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:58,227
-I am right back!
-Oh! That was quick.
669
00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:01,397
So, zis Ellie of tragedy...
670
00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:04,300
She has been ex-bff'ed, you say?
671
00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:07,036
Well, if she doesn't step up
her game by tonight,
she will be.
672
00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:09,538
Which, b-t-dubs,
is totally fine with me,
673
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,441
'cause I am from New York
and we don't do
674
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,778
third wheelationships.
You know what I mean,
big city sista?
675
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:18,514
Holla! Ew!
676
00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:26,188
This is very relaxing.
677
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:31,260
-Hey, honey! Where did you go?
-Mom, after the spa,
678
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,262
can I get, like, a makeover
and some new clothes?
679
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:36,399
I need to look ah-may-zing
tonight for Claire's party.
680
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:40,770
Are you kidding me?
You want something new?
Let's do it, babe!
681
00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:44,774
Cool.
682
00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:49,045
Must be another leg waxer.
683
00:50:54,318 --> 00:50:56,752
There's the mystery man!
684
00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,288
I was worried about you,
bromegranate juice.
685
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:03,092
You always Nancy out before a
big game, but dude, I've never
seen you like this before.
686
00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:07,129
"Nancy out"? Oh, like nervous
Nancy? So I stress out a lot?
687
00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:09,432
Does a zamboni
have 4-wheel drive?
688
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:12,768
Yeah, so I should help him
689
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:15,371
myself relieve the stress.
690
00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:18,641
-Maybe relax and goof
around for a little while?
-Don't bother convincing us
691
00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:22,311
you need to go to Owen's game
night. Coach'll have you
hitting hay by sunset.
692
00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:25,548
-Game night? It's perfect!
-Malloy!
693
00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:31,353
It's alright, guys.
I got this. I think.
694
00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:43,099
You were right.
695
00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:47,103
I found the answer to my heart's
question: I'm an engineer!
696
00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:50,539
Not like on a train.
Like designing stuff.
697
00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:53,342
Oh, that's awesome!
698
00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:56,212
Is your scooter running on soda?
699
00:51:56,214 --> 00:51:59,281
Pretty sick, huh? Hey,
700
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:03,886
I owe you big time. Seriously.
Call me for whatever.
701
00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:09,859
It's gone, just like my
confusion over life choices.
702
00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:12,128
You did that for me, Malloy.
703
00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:16,398
You did.
704
00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:27,376
Did Porter Gibbs just give you
a double back tap bro hug?
705
00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:32,448
-Yes, he did.
-Life's sure getting better
for you, huh, Jacko?
706
00:52:33,885 --> 00:52:36,252
Yes, it is.
707
00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:23,025
Man, chicks know
how to throw it down.
708
00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:29,698
- Hey, portster.
709
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,608
Ha! Science.
710
00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:57,760
-Thanks, Porter.
-It's the least I can do
711
00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:00,596
for the dude that helped
align me with my infinite self.
712
00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:02,931
Now go, shoot up some zombies
713
00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:05,701
with your... friends.
714
00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,806
I got some friends too
i gotta go, you know.
715
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:14,376
I have this one friend,
he's at the grocery store.
We're pretty tight.
716
00:55:14,378 --> 00:55:18,914
He works there, but it's just...
It's still cool, he's cool
with it.
717
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,084
I got that
going on tonight,
718
00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:26,088
-so I'm pretty busy, but...
-Ok, ok. I get it.
719
00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:33,362
- Follow me, follow me.
720
00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:37,366
Ok, it's probably gonna be
weird for you at first.
721
00:55:37,368 --> 00:55:41,103
Definitely gonna be weird for
me. The politics of introducing
someone into a friend group
722
00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:44,473
are extremely complicated,
so let me try.
723
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,509
Jackpack, you made it!
Oh, is Porter with you?
724
00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:50,813
-Yes, but let me explain.
-Cool. Pizza?
725
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:53,382
Yeah, don't mind if I do.
726
00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:08,530
Wow! You look amazeadorable!
727
00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,632
Ellie? Is that you?
728
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:13,902
What's with
the extreme makeover?
729
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,605
I... uh...
730
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:20,376
Muh... muh... uh...
731
00:56:21,112 --> 00:56:22,611
Um...
732
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:25,114
See, sass, I told you
it wasn't a rumor.
733
00:56:25,116 --> 00:56:28,884
It was a trumor! You don't think
she un-ponytailed herself
for us, do you?
734
00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:32,521
-No, it was for him.
-Ellie?
735
00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:35,557
Deny it if it's not true!
736
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,159
You know how much
he means to me!
737
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:40,462
Ever since, like, yesterday,
he's been my number one choice
738
00:56:40,464 --> 00:56:42,798
for sophomore boyfriend!
How could you?!
-Wait!
739
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:47,669
Ok, let's let 'em talk.
By the way, nice hat.
740
00:56:47,671 --> 00:56:50,005
-Not cliché at all.
-Oh, merci!
741
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:53,108
-So, are you gonna admit it?
-I don't even get it!
742
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:56,879
Trumors, rumors...
Can we just, like...
743
00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:59,081
Can we just be cool?
744
00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:02,885
So you want things to go back
to the way they were before?
745
00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:07,656
Like, pinball in my garage,
sleepovers on Saturdays,
and watching old vhs tapes?
746
00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:12,728
-Yes! That! We good?
-El, I'm just not into
that stuff anymore.
747
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:15,864
We're sophomores now.
You know, Aspen's right.
748
00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:18,901
You're just not
the kind of friend
749
00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,103
that's bestie for me anymore.
750
00:57:31,449 --> 00:57:33,715
Hey, El. Let's go dance.
751
00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:12,621
- Yeah, take that!
752
00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,190
Pass me another slice,
dung brains?
753
00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:22,598
Dudealude.
You're eating carbs.
754
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,001
And grease. I haven't
seen you like this in...
755
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,103
Well, I've never
seen you like this.
756
00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:31,807
Isn't that just wrong?
Look, discipline is great,
757
00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:35,043
but sometimes a kid's gotta
have some pizza and chips,
know what I mean? So tonight
758
00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:37,513
I'll be doing no
kettlebells, no deadlifts,
759
00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:40,148
and the only burpees I'm
gonna be doing are these.
760
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,685
- Nice.
761
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,654
Alright, man.
762
00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:48,857
Gimme this.
763
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:54,796
Hey look, a perfume bar!
764
00:58:54,798 --> 00:58:59,034
Awesome! Like, seriously?
You get to make your own smell?
765
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,970
Man, this would totally cover
the fart wars at my house.
766
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:04,640
You have fart wars
at your house?
767
00:59:04,642 --> 00:59:07,743
Yeah, you know,
768
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:11,113
-me and my mom,
fart-warring it up.
-I love it.
769
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:16,018
I saw you were having some
trouble talking to sassy
back there, huh?
770
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:19,988
Yeah. Not that I get half of
what they're saying. I mean,
"trumors", "girl code"...
771
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:22,257
Yeah, that. Well,
Aspen started this rumor
772
00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:24,760
that you're trying to steal
Jack Malloy away from sassy.
773
00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:27,596
Seriously? That's what
they've been babbling about?
774
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:30,232
Well, guess what?
He's not hers to steal!
775
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,569
Oh, good! I mean,
i didn't think so.
776
00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:37,139
Ok, you know what?
I made a promise to... to me,
777
00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:41,043
that I would make things better
with sassy. But what if "better"
means without sassy?
778
00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:43,912
I mean, there's more than
one bff in the sea, right?
779
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:50,619
So I don't hang out
and play video games,
i don't eat pizza.
780
00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:53,855
What else don't I do?
You know, from your
perspective as a friend.
781
00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:58,327
Huh. Well, aside from
standing up to the coach,
which, let's face it,
782
00:59:58,329 --> 01:00:02,064
is not gonna happen,
i guess the biggest
thing would be...
783
01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:05,267
-Well, you know.
-Yeah,
784
01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:08,904
of course I know. I don't...
785
01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:12,841
-I always... I...
-You got no game.
786
01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:17,679
I got no game! Wait. What?
I'm this cool of a kid and i
have trouble talking to girls?
787
01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:21,316
Do all of you guys know
i have trouble talking
to girls?
788
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:24,219
-Yeah, bro.
-Even I have
better game than you.
789
01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:26,221
And I got chronic halitosis.
790
01:00:26,223 --> 01:00:28,757
Well, let's talk
about this.
791
01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:31,793
-What can I do to beat it?
-I think I know how.
-Really??
792
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,795
Well, spill, girl! I mean,
793
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:36,798
spill about girls, mister.
794
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,301
Alright, well,
795
01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:42,871
the only people you ever
have around you are...
796
01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:47,376
Guys. Maybe you need to have,
like, a girl who's a friend,
797
01:00:47,378 --> 01:00:52,948
before you ever have
a girl...Friend. Maybe.
798
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:57,119
Bro, are your two initials
y and y?
799
01:00:57,121 --> 01:01:00,856
Because you are too wise,
too wise, my friend.
800
01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:05,160
-Blowing my mind.
-I like this guy.
801
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,963
This is so boring.
802
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:14,703
"Joie de vivre" at
a party with no boys?
803
01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:17,039
Please. I'd get some "joie"
804
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:19,408
if we could "leave"
this horror show.
805
01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:21,443
Quick, follow me.
806
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:25,747
Ooh! Ooh!
807
01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:32,387
- Oh, that's a good one.
808
01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:36,792
I love it!
809
01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:39,227
Look at that.
810
01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:44,166
Oh, my god! Genius.
811
01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:47,235
Hey, sassy, Aspen!
812
01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:50,138
Take that down!
You're ruining everything!
813
01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:53,942
Hey, what are you two doing?
You know you're being
totally uncool.
814
01:01:53,944 --> 01:01:56,878
Yeah, well, you would know
"totally uncool", El,
that's your specialty.
815
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,716
- Oh, come on, Ellie,
take a joke. It's funny.
816
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:05,454
Ok. You know who wouldn't
think it's funny?
Jack Malloy.
817
01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:11,093
That's right. He and i
are tight. Like, so-tight-
i-know-his-thoughts, tight!
818
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:13,195
Like tighty-whitey tight!
819
01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:18,233
-Ok, maybe not that.
That's weird.
-Yeah.
820
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,837
Wait. It's one thing for you
to be going after him,
821
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:25,207
but you're saying he's into
you, too? This I gotta see.
822
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,876
I think it's time
for a little excursion.
823
01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:35,984
There's no way she's a 7,
she's a 5 at most. But that
new girl, Aspen? She's a 9
824
01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:39,121
-verging on a 10.
-Come on, it's so not cool
to reduce girls to numbers.
825
01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:41,523
What about sassy gayles?
She's a total smoke
show now!
826
01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:45,227
Nah, she wears
way too much makeup.
And she's kind of a fake.
827
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:48,363
We grew up on the same street
and she won't even talk
to me anymore.
828
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,966
But what do you think
about her friend?
The one with the ponytail?
829
01:02:50,968 --> 01:02:53,335
Tracksuit! Now we're talking.
830
01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:56,404
Ellie, I think her name is.
831
01:02:56,406 --> 01:03:00,375
I don't know, guys,
there's something about her.
She's real, ya know?
832
01:03:00,377 --> 01:03:03,145
Plus she's so hot.
833
01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:18,460
Dude, you been
holding out on us?
834
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:22,063
No. Yes. I don't know.
835
01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:29,271
Whoa! I'm like... kinda pretty.
836
01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:32,307
Oh right, my hair.
837
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:36,378
Uh... looks awesome in the wind!
838
01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:42,117
-What the heck is going on?
-Kiss me.
839
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:45,987
-What?!
-Shh! Oh, Jackie, you flirt!
840
01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:49,157
Of course I'll walk
to the bridge with you
so we can be alone!
841
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:56,565
-Oh my gosh!
-What are they doing?
842
01:03:57,968 --> 01:04:00,135
What is going on with these two?
843
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:05,941
Ok, don't freak,
but I kinda made everybody
think that you liked me.
844
01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,310
-Well, that I liked you.
-What?! Why?!
845
01:04:08,312 --> 01:04:11,413
-'Cause you told me to make
you cool and popular!
-Yeah, but only
846
01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:14,850
so I could get sassy back!
Don't you get it? This is
major girl code violation!
847
01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:18,587
Girl code is just like bro code?
But bros have your back!
848
01:04:18,589 --> 01:04:21,523
-This girl is
stabbing you in the back!
-Ugh, you're such a guy!
849
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:25,861
Look, if we don't lock lips,
everyone's gonna think
you're a liar.
850
01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:28,630
And if we do, I'm a traitor.
Great! You had one job,
851
01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:31,299
to get my bff back,
and you screwed it up!
852
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:34,569
This is hopeless! The last day
of hockey tryouts are tomorrow
and we're not gonna switch back!
853
01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:38,006
-My life is over!
-Aagh! I can't even
look at my face right now!
854
01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:41,309
Yeah? Well, I. Make. Me. Sick!
855
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,949
-Wait! El, you're leaving?
-Yeah.
856
01:04:47,951 --> 01:04:51,987
She's gotta get home before
midnight, otherwise her dress is
gonna turn back into a leotard!
857
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:57,158
Ok, normally I wouldn't call
a girl out, but you know
what? Come at me, gymnasty!
858
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,095
Uh-oh, girl fight!
My money's on you, tracksuit.
859
01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:02,631
-Thanks, porty.
-Oh, Jack, don't do it.
860
01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:06,568
-You deal with her, she's
your ex-bff, not mine!
-Ellie,
861
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:10,305
don't be such a guy
about this, ok?
862
01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:12,374
You wanna be friends again
like you asked before?
863
01:05:12,376 --> 01:05:16,311
'K, we're friends. Good?
864
01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:19,648
Are you kidding?
You don't know anything
865
01:05:19,650 --> 01:05:23,585
about friendship, sassy.
All it took was for someone
shinier to come to town
866
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,621
and you dropped El... me
like yesterday's garbage.
867
01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:33,528
You know, I guess
i should thank Aspen.
868
01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:36,164
It's because of her that
you showed your true colors.
869
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,467
And speaking
of true colors...
870
01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:43,204
- No!
871
01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:45,607
"Freak just keeps
getting freakier!"
872
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:53,415
-No, he's ruining everything!
-Ellie, are you ok?
873
01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,718
I've never seen you do
something like that before.
874
01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:04,225
Jack!
875
01:06:04,227 --> 01:06:07,195
Jack Malloy! Where are you?
876
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:13,201
"Honesty is the first chapter
in the book of wisdom!"
877
01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:16,371
-Thomas Jefferson.
-Seriously?
878
01:06:21,411 --> 01:06:24,980
- Don't do it.
879
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:29,217
Don't you do it.
880
01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:39,694
What are you...
No, no, no.
881
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:42,530
Boys don't cry!
882
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:46,167
It's allergies.
Sand in my eyes, coach.
883
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:49,004
They don't cry.
884
01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:01,716
You need to take
a long look in the mirror
885
01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:04,352
and think hard about how you're
gonna redeem yourself tomorrow.
886
01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:11,493
Oh, you took stuff
out of her closet.
887
01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:17,232
That's all. Good night.
888
01:07:24,474 --> 01:07:26,608
Oh hey, El-bell,
how was the party?
889
01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:29,744
Ok.
890
01:07:48,331 --> 01:07:52,133
Seriously, Ellie, why sassy?
891
01:08:09,119 --> 01:08:11,753
Come on, let's go.
892
01:08:38,815 --> 01:08:42,484
Ah, she can't lose them both.
893
01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,490
I'm such a doofus.
894
01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:50,825
"Jack's goals.
895
01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:53,461
Number one, make varsity.
896
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,831
Number two, play
for Boston college.
897
01:08:56,833 --> 01:09:00,168
Number three,
get drafted by the NHL.
898
01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:04,172
Number four, thank my mom
when I win the Stanley cup.
899
01:09:04,174 --> 01:09:07,609
Signed Jack Malloy.
900
01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:09,911
Witnessed by Linda Malloy".
901
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,713
So, one more time.
You made your phones
902
01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,715
into magic wands
903
01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:50,585
and shazamed your souls
into each others' bodies?
904
01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:52,954
Do I gotta burp "the pledge of
allegiance" again to prove it?
905
01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:55,890
I pledge allegiance.
906
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,727
Ok, ok, I'm convinced.
And you're sure this is
the way to get back?
907
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:03,298
It's the last way we can think
of to make each others' lives
better.
908
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,667
Do you really think we can
get our bodies to cooperate?
909
01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:07,835
It's in our muscles,
believe me.
910
01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:10,438
When I ran this morning
i was able to tap into
your body's power.
911
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:13,975
-You can do the same with mine.
-I don't know.
-Here, watch.
912
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,579
Ok then.
913
01:10:17,581 --> 01:10:23,218
All I've gotta do is teach you
the gymnastics routine, and you
teach me the hockey rules!
914
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:25,286
Let's go.
915
01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:25,747
Yep! I'm here. I got up early
and didn't come from
anywhere else!
916
01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:28,750
Dude! You are nails, Jacko!
917
01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:41,529
-Oh good, you're up!
-I'm up!
918
01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:45,767
-I'm definitely up!
-Great! Your spirulina
smoothie is almost ready.
919
01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:48,036
I'll add a little ginseng.
920
01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:10,491
Uh, have I mentioned
how bizarre all this is?
921
01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:14,462
Dude, I'm rockin' a leotard
and body glitter. You don't
have to tell me.
922
01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:16,764
Is Ellie's dad here?
923
01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:20,501
No-show.
924
01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,870
Poor Ellie.
925
01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:26,774
You know, if you wanna
sneak over to the rink
for your mom's ceremony.
926
01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:30,078
-It's ok. I don't need to.
-You sure? There's enough time.
927
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,047
I don't want to, ok?
I'm sorry,
928
01:12:33,049 --> 01:12:37,585
I'm just... I just really
need to focus. If we don't
fulfill this quest by noon,
929
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:41,122
-you'll have to ask me
to the homecoming dance.
-Better nail it.
930
01:12:41,991 --> 01:12:44,425
I will, dork trap.
931
01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:47,895
Ellie.
932
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:56,471
She just really loved the
game. And not just 'cause
her kids ruled the ice.
933
01:12:56,473 --> 01:12:58,740
We miss you, mom.
934
01:12:58,742 --> 01:13:01,542
And now your spirit
will always be here.
935
01:13:10,487 --> 01:13:14,622
Alright, ladies.
As individuals we shine,
936
01:13:14,624 --> 01:13:17,425
but we are a team
first and foremost.
937
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:20,528
By the end of the day, if we've
done our job right, there'll be
938
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:25,733
some weepy badminton players
out there, alright? So
let's kick some birdie!!
939
01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:30,638
'Cause that's the little
flying thing they use
in badminton.
940
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,741
Let's kick some birdie! Like...
941
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:38,846
This is where you join me.
Here we go. Let's kick
some birdie!
942
01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:41,182
Next, Ellie o'brien.
943
01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:58,099
Ok, it's scrimmage against
varsity, four on four.
944
01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:01,869
Your body's got this. You're
gonna get hit. You may go down.
945
01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:05,706
-But the key is to recover, ok?
-Got it.
946
01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:40,868
Yeah!!
947
01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:43,538
Yeah!
948
01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:50,978
Welcome to varsity, Malloy!
949
01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:57,818
Amazing, Ellie, you did it!
950
01:15:57,820 --> 01:16:00,288
Your team's still a sport!
951
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:02,757
We dominated 'em!
What about me?
952
01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:05,927
Well, it wasn't pretty, but
you can check number one
off your list!
953
01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:07,828
Varsity!
954
01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:11,666
Ok... moment of truth...
955
01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:14,068
It's 11:15, there's
only 45 minutes left.
956
01:16:22,145 --> 01:16:25,012
No! What happened?
Why didn't it work?!
957
01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:27,582
I dunno! Maybe we got attached
to each others' totems?
958
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:29,650
Switch!
959
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,323
-There's gotta be
something else!
-What else could there be?
960
01:16:35,325 --> 01:16:39,160
-We've tried everything!
-We gotta tell the truth!
We find my mom, tell her
961
01:16:39,162 --> 01:16:42,196
-what's really going on and
she'll extend the contract.
-No, that's not gonna work.
962
01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:44,732
Owen believed us,
so she will too!
963
01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,868
-We need that extra time!
-Ellie! It wasn't her!
964
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:51,706
Your mom didn't pull
the plug on your totem.
965
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:55,042
She was just covering
for your dad. It was him.
966
01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:57,178
He wanted...
967
01:16:57,180 --> 01:16:59,814
A new family plan.
968
01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:02,850
Why would he want a...
969
01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:06,020
Oh.
970
01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,356
For his new family.
971
01:17:10,093 --> 01:17:12,960
Maybe you could try calling
your dad and telling him
the truth?
972
01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:16,764
-Then maybe he can call
the phone company and--
-he won't answer.
973
01:17:16,766 --> 01:17:20,067
That's what he does
when he's embarrassed
about not showing up.
974
01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:23,938
What are you doing here?
Let's go.
975
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:30,111
Jack. I don't repeat myself.
976
01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:34,015
I'm so sorry, Ellie.
977
01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:36,817
Me too, Jack.
978
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:01,042
You happy with how
you played today?
979
01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:03,978
Uh, I made varsity, sir.
980
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:08,282
Yeah. Barely. And only because
everyone else played worse.
981
01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:12,386
Wow.
982
01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:16,257
Do you know how that makes
a kid feel, to hear that?
983
01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:19,960
You see, that's your
problem. If you can't
handle the corners,
984
01:18:19,962 --> 01:18:22,997
if you can't be a man
and be mentally tough,
985
01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:26,734
you open yourself up to
weakness. Your emotions
can step in and knock you
986
01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:29,370
to the ground.
987
01:18:34,444 --> 01:18:38,345
That's it.
Enough is enough.
988
01:18:42,452 --> 01:18:45,820
You were outstanding
today, love.
989
01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,825
So, I think I know
what's going on.
990
01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:52,760
Doubt it.
991
01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:55,730
Someone wasn't there today
who should have been.
992
01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:59,033
When someone who supported you
and was there for you
993
01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:01,335
all those years
is suddenly just gone.
994
01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:04,171
-I really don't
wanna talk about it.
-You have to deal with the loss.
995
01:19:04,173 --> 01:19:06,507
-I'm fine!
-You're not fine.
996
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:09,110
You've been holding
this inside forever,
997
01:19:09,112 --> 01:19:13,848
and your dad not showing up
today is a chance for you
to let it out.
998
01:19:13,850 --> 01:19:16,217
Sometimes we miss
people so much,
999
01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:19,854
we think it's beyond
words, but it's not.
1000
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:24,125
She always wanted to talk.
1001
01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:29,063
I miss her. I miss my mom.
1002
01:19:29,065 --> 01:19:31,866
-I miss her so much!
-Oh, sweetie!
1003
01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:36,003
It's ok. I am right here.
You never have to miss me.
1004
01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:40,775
I'll always be with you, even
if I'm not right beside you.
1005
01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:04,799
What is wrong with you?!
1006
01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:08,135
Do you even
love me at all?
1007
01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:11,372
Because I hate to break it to
you, but this is not the way
you treat the people you love!
1008
01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:14,542
Jack. This conversation is over.
1009
01:20:14,544 --> 01:20:18,445
No! No, you don't get
to walk away anymore!
1010
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,149
You hurt me.
1011
01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:26,020
You hurt me a lot, and
you're just gonna have
to stand there and deal!
1012
01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:32,960
I counted on my dad
for everything.
1013
01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:35,196
To just be there for me.
1014
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,233
Now I'm moving on,
1015
01:20:39,235 --> 01:20:41,869
with or without a dad
who loves me.
1016
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:50,578
And boys can too cry!
1017
01:20:52,481 --> 01:20:54,949
They should every
once in a while.
1018
01:21:15,905 --> 01:21:17,872
How do you feel now?
1019
01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:20,341
Better.
1020
01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:24,879
Whoa. I...
1021
01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:29,049
I feel better! Mom,
i gotta run to the can!
1022
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:34,321
Ok, I'll get the car!
1023
01:21:36,158 --> 01:21:38,525
Jack! Bro!
1024
01:21:38,527 --> 01:21:40,594
That was
seriously gritty.
1025
01:21:40,596 --> 01:21:43,297
You got a lot off your brawny
chest. How do you feel?
1026
01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:46,233
Better. I just... I really
needed to say all that.
1027
01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:52,006
Gun! I feel better!
1028
01:21:53,943 --> 01:21:56,911
Awesome, bro.
1029
01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:03,017
Uh, listen, I'm gonna go
for a celebratory run!
1030
01:22:03,019 --> 01:22:04,585
Knock yourself out, kid.
1031
01:22:34,016 --> 01:22:36,517
Just wait here, brah.
1032
01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:43,457
Hurry! Only one minute left!
1033
01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:47,328
Ready? Let's do this!
1034
01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:32,072
Hey, it's me!
Look at you, varsity!
1035
01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:37,778
Oh! I love you, I love you!
I promise I will never
leave you again!
1036
01:23:42,551 --> 01:23:45,219
Hey, what am I wearing
under here?
1037
01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:48,188
Uh, couple layers of
clothing and a bathing suit
underneath that.
1038
01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:52,192
-Weirdo.
-Come on, let's go!
1039
01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:04,038
-Hey, where you going,
tracksuit?
-See you later, porty!
1040
01:24:05,508 --> 01:24:08,475
So, uh, you good
to take me back, right?
1041
01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:11,812
Yeah, sure. But, dude,
can you loosen your grip
1042
01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:16,517
this time? I mean,
we're buds and all,
but a guy needs his space.
1043
01:24:16,519 --> 01:24:18,719
-Got it.
-Ok.
1044
01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:23,457
Mom!
1045
01:24:28,464 --> 01:24:31,698
I really do
feel better now.
1046
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:34,768
I am so glad, babe.
1047
01:24:41,544 --> 01:24:45,679
-I'll buckle that.
-Oh, mom? I got this.
1048
01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:50,184
From now on, you don't have
to watch me so closely.
1049
01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:53,353
You can go out and grab
a little life for yourself.
1050
01:24:53,355 --> 01:24:56,790
-I'm gonna be ok.
-I know you are, honey.
1051
01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,340
Ah, home sweet home!
1052
01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:18,312
Hey, you ok, man?
You had us all pretty worried.
1053
01:25:18,314 --> 01:25:21,715
I am so ok! Just happy
to see your big ugly faces!
1054
01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:24,218
Jack?
1055
01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:26,386
Coach?
1056
01:25:26,388 --> 01:25:30,224
Dad. Call me dad, son.
1057
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:34,128
-After what you said to me.
-Whatever I said, I...
1058
01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:38,298
-It wasn't me.
-Just listen.
1059
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,534
Ever since your mom passed,
1060
01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:43,670
I thought that to be tough
with you was best,
1061
01:25:43,672 --> 01:25:46,573
that any softness
that I allowed in
would open you up...
1062
01:25:48,344 --> 01:25:50,144
...open all of us up
1063
01:25:50,146 --> 01:25:52,913
to all that pain from the past.
1064
01:25:52,915 --> 01:25:56,884
But... if that made you think,
1065
01:25:56,886 --> 01:26:00,721
made any of you think,
1066
01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:03,257
for even a moment,
1067
01:26:03,259 --> 01:26:05,792
that I don't love you, then,
1068
01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:09,296
I've done this all wrong.
1069
01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:14,468
I love all you boys more
than you'll ever know.
1070
01:26:22,778 --> 01:26:25,712
You're right. Boys can cry.
1071
01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:28,515
C'mere, you guys.
1072
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,651
That's an order.
1073
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:04,418
Who, Jack? No, he's totally
like a brother to me,
honest.
1074
01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:08,488
But I think I know someone
he might like like.
1075
01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:10,657
Hey.
1076
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:16,496
Look, just because
the team's official,
1077
01:27:16,498 --> 01:27:19,933
doesn't mean that she has
to come to the mall
with us. Savvy?
1078
01:27:21,637 --> 01:27:24,004
-Anyway.
-Oh, El,
1079
01:27:24,006 --> 01:27:27,474
I'm sorry.
I've been such a jerk.
1080
01:27:27,476 --> 01:27:30,377
We've had a great run as bffs,
1081
01:27:30,379 --> 01:27:33,480
but I'm cool just keeping
the memories and moving on,
1082
01:27:33,482 --> 01:27:35,882
-if you are.
-Ok.
1083
01:27:35,884 --> 01:27:38,986
-Hey, Jack.
-Hey, MacKenzie.
1084
01:27:40,289 --> 01:27:43,323
-'Sup?
-Want some donuts?
1085
01:27:43,325 --> 01:27:46,827
That one's my favorite.
I had, like, five earlier.
1086
01:27:46,829 --> 01:27:48,695
Learning to share.
1087
01:27:50,733 --> 01:27:54,768
-On me, bud.
-Jacko!
-See you later.
1088
01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:56,737
- Varsity boy!
1089
01:27:56,739 --> 01:27:59,806
Aw, I'm really gonna
miss those guys.
1090
01:27:59,808 --> 01:28:02,809
Except for the bropiles
and loogie hocking contests.
1091
01:28:02,811 --> 01:28:06,380
Not as much as I'm gonna miss
your mom's banana bread.
Oh, and that calming tea.
1092
01:28:06,382 --> 01:28:09,449
That's serious chillaxation.
1093
01:28:13,989 --> 01:28:16,623
Hey, dad? Do you know
Ms. o'brien here?
1094
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:18,992
Ellie says that she leads
the best hot yoga class
in town.
1095
01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:23,497
And mom, do you know coach
Malloy? Jack says he makes
awesome wheatgrass smoothie.
1096
01:28:23,499 --> 01:28:28,001
Well, I guess our reputations
precede us. I'm summer.
1097
01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:31,838
I'm coa... Francis.
1098
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,975
-Francis.
-It's nice to meet you.
1099
01:28:34,977 --> 01:28:39,479
Do you usually... I mean,
would you... as a matter
1100
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,815
of course...
I drive a truck.
1101
01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:52,359
Delete, delete,
delete, delete, delete!
1102
01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:59,399
My mom and me are gonna play
checkers tonight.
1103
01:28:59,401 --> 01:29:01,101
It's gonna be a really fun
time, you should come
1104
01:29:01,103 --> 01:29:04,037
one time if you want. I like
to invite people to things,
1105
01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:06,406
but you don't have to.
But if you want to, you can.
1106
01:29:06,408 --> 01:29:09,576
Get... get off my mat!
1107
01:29:11,647 --> 01:29:13,914
Which one of you guys
isn't wearing deodorant?
1108
01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:16,883
-Stryker.
-Dude, really.
1109
01:29:16,885 --> 01:29:19,986
You've seen that in movies.
When a coach does that,
1110
01:29:19,988 --> 01:29:23,090
the people, the team
supports the coach, right?
1111
01:29:23,092 --> 01:29:26,393
I don't hang out and play video
games, I don't eat pizza.
1112
01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:28,095
-Sorry.
-What, did you drop it?
1113
01:29:28,097 --> 01:29:30,497
Dropped the dart.
1114
01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:35,035
Hey, El.
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