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So let's talk about the 2011

White House Correspondents' dinner.

Do you think maybe you
trolled Donald Trump

into running for president?

Uh honestly,

the most memorable part

of that night for me was...

was knowing that the president
had just authorized

a secret raid to take out bin Laden.

And watching all these people

who are gonna have to report on it

at the break of dawn

just get wasted.

I actually remember that
night very, very well.

Um, do you have any plans
on going back to D.C.?

No, I'm happy doing the
podcast and consulting.

You know, I'm definitely
hoping to find some time

later this year to write a memoir.

Kelsey... Lorraine... Peters!

Lauren, you gotta knock.

You got onto Yara.

- Why do you have my phone?
- You got onto Yara!

Dude, it's the dating app
you have to apply for.

Okay, I... I did not apply.

Oh, my God, know me better, please.

Come on. I applied for you.

Okay, look, we have Wall Street.

- Wall Street. Ooh, DJ?
- Oh, my God.

This looks like every other
terrible dating app.

Yo, some of us need to shower.

- Kelsey got onto Yara.
- Wow.

Wait, this is like Tinder
for the Illuminati, right?

Yes, and she's acting like
she's too cool for it.

I am not! I need ten more
minutes to get ready.

Wait, wait! Will you
just swipe a little bit?

- Ah.
- Okay, no.

- Look at those eyes.
- Oh, hi there.

Uh. Thi... this is Anna.

Kelsey just got onto
Yara, the dating app.

Oh, the celebrity one?

- Yeah.
- That's so cool.

Okay, okay, I need to
finish getting ready.

This is going to be so much fun.

Oh, it already is! It's so fun.

Oh, can I pee, like, really quick?

Big news.

"People" magazine wants to do a feature

on "Marriage Vacation."

Oh, that's so great!

About Charles and Pauline
getting back together.

- Wow.
- They even want to pay

for a vow renewal ceremony in Hawaii.

Oh. My gosh, that's amazing.

- Don't think you'll be going.
- Hm.

I just heard about "People" magazine.

Oh. We are so excited.

That's not happening.

Pauline and I are

getting a divorce.

- What?
- Oh, Charles.

I am so sorry.

Uh, what are we going to
do about the book tour?

It starts tomorrow.

Everything goes forward as planned.

I was never part of the publicity.

Not officially, but the book

has been gaining momentum
because people thought

it resulted in the
author and her husband

getting back together.

I don't know what to say, Diana.

I'm not going to live my
life to fit the novel.

So Obama's former
speechwriter, Jake Devereux,

is making the rounds with a memoir,

and I think it would be
great "get" for Millennial.

Or Empirical. Now, I've been planning

on going after Devereux for weeks.

Who doesn't love a
planner, but I actually

have a meeting set with
him tomorrow in D.C.

So do I. Maybe you should
think about cancelling yours.

Work together. Jake
Devereux's book will be big.

So whoever gets him,

it'll be a win for the company.

And I mean, can you
believe this timing?

Just as the book about
our marriage comes out,

he wants a divorce.

Are you okay?

I don't know. I guess.

I'm mostly just focused
on how everyone else

is going to react to the news.

The girls, you two,

everyone who's gonna come hear me read.

- It's none of their business.
- I made it their business.

People are gonna want to know

how's the real life Kate and Karl?

Say they're doing great,
never been better.

So lie?

Postpone the truth.

At least until you make

the "New York Times" Best Seller List.

What do you think, Liza?

I, uh...

I think, once you've created a story,

other people want to believe
it as much as you do.

So true. Honesty can be
very self-indulgent.

I don't know. I'm a terrible liar.

Just talk about your
relationship when it was good.

It's really just a lie of verb tenses.

We could practice.

Okay.

Uh, let's see. When it was good?

Ah, this is gonna make me sad.

Well...

He used to write me these...

He... writes me

these little love poems on sticky notes

and puts them in the book I'm reading.

That's a good one.

Yeah.

And when we go to the country

in the summer

we always make love outside.

Aw.

And now we're never going
to make love again.

That's enough. Very, very good.

You probably don't need
to get that detailed.

The bottle.

Hi.

How are you?

Um. I'm, uh... I'm fine.

I was, um, surprised to
hear about you and Pauline.

I guess maybe I thought
it was working out.

This must be really tough
on you and the girls.

Actually, it has been tough.

Anytime you need me, I'm here.

Uh, I mean, not here here. I
know this isn't a good place.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's not.

How about we get together
after Pauline's book tour?

There is a lot that I want
to talk to you about.

Of course.

I look forward to it.

"And that night at the dinner table

"in front of the kids,

"he took my hand,

"and for the second time
in our relationship,

"he proposed."

Thank you, Pauline.

What a special treat for us

having you hear at Temple Israel.

Well, thank you so much for having me.

Ooh, I see a lot of
familiar faces in the crowd

who can't wait to get
up and ask questions.

Please, queue up at the microphone.

Ooh.

Goodness.

- Hi, Pauline. Fern Hirsch.
- Hi, Fern.

Can you talk a little
bit about the process?

- My writing process?
- No.

The process of getting back
together with your husband.

Oh, um.

- Smile.
- I, um...

Um...

Um, you know,

working together brought us closer.

I think we were able to really

rediscover ourselves as partners.

You didn't seem like strangers
after all of that time apart?

- I know I would.
- Suddenly it's the Fern show.

You know, sometimes sex is
better with a stranger.

I think she'll be better one-on-one.

She has to be.

Pauline Turner Brooks,

thank you for being on Bookworm.

Thank you, Michael, and I'm so sorry

- I couldn't join you in LA.
- As am I.

Well let's jump right in. What a story.

It's like fiction meets memoir.

Yes. Yes, but mostly fiction.

Well, the way you talk
about your husband

and your life together,

they say that God is in the details.

Or the devil, depending on who you ask.

Well may I ask, how is your
real-life relationship?

- You just did.
- We knew he would.

Oh, it's...

Um...

It's, uh...

Land the plane, land the plane.

It's... good.

It's really good.

Okay, I think she's got this.

You wrote in your book

that your sex life had become

"routine but serviceable,

"like the many Italian bistros
on the Upper East Side."

What kind of restaurant
would you say your sex life

is like now since the "vacation"?

Well...

It's hot.

So...

Thai, I guess?

Or, um, Korean barbecue?

We have a hot

Korean barbecue sex and it's just so...

So...

Spicy.

So there's so many people.

Brad Pitt, George Clooney,
Leonardo DiCaprio.

And these guys, they are
really good at basketball.

But none of them have the
guts to guard the president.

So I have to.

- And he's good, right?
- And I'm...

You know, terrible.

They called me "All-Day"
because that's how long

the president could score on me.

Aw, that still had to be fun, though.

Imagine all your heroes
laughing at you.

Come on, it didn't bruise
your reputation too bad.

I've seen the pictures of you
hanging out with movie stars.

Yeah, you even dated a couple.

Definitely not putting
that in the book.

Well, even if you don't,
though I think you should,

your book is gonna be a best seller.

- You think?
- Yes.

You just have to publish
with the right place.

And, of course, that's Empirical.

Or Millennial.

We have a great track record.

Our goal is to publish authors
with original voices.

We also just signed a first-look deal

with Reese Witherspoon's
production company,

which puts us in a
very unique position.

And one of the benefits
of going with Empirical,

there is no big, splashy,

female-focused production
company attached.

So you can shop your book
around anywhere you want.

And you can keep all the
money for yourself.

Either way you go, you'll
make a great choice.

- You killed that.
- Thank you.

You didn't do so bad yourself.

Mm, but you know he's
gonna go with me, right?

You know what? I love your confidence.

Sometimes it's even sexy.

Sometimes.

Can I do half regular
and half sweet potato?

Great. Thank you.

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- See you around?
- Yeah, later.

- Thanks, again.
- Oh, you're welcome.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- You guys met?
- Yeah, Josh, y'girl was loose

in the house and asked
to borrow some eyeliner.

Let me tell you something
about the eyes.

They are the window to the soul.

They are also the doorway
to disease and infection.

You didn't have to let her use it.

I shouldn't have been asked, dude.

We're all living in
this tiny apartment.

Can we please just set
some ground rules

- about bringing people home?
- Okay, okay, fine.

Yes. Can we do it over food, though?

- I'm starving.
- Thought you'd never ask.

All right. Let's go.

All right, you have to walk them

to and from the front door, okay?

No roamers, no moaners, no
giving out the Wi-Fi code.

Oh, and they can have coffee,

but they may not have the cold brew.

Okay, calm down. I just got
out of a terrible break up.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna be having

a lot of sex. That's just what you do.

Some people journal furiously about how

they wish they're
relationship had ended,

and then they find a
surrogate relationship

where they try to re-create
the break-up on their terms.

I'm just saying everybody's different.

Okay, I ju... I need to break
this pattern, all right?

I want to be the guy that's
into random hook-ups,

not the guy who just keeps
falling in love with everyone.

Josh, that is like me saying
I want to be athletic.

Okay? I'm serious. You're
a born romantic, dude.

There's nothing you can
do to change that.

I need to change it.

I just keep getting hurt.

- Love just doesn't work for me.
- No, but it will.

Okay, listen, you are gonna
meet that perfect person,

and it is all gonna click.

What if I already did?

What if it's Liza?

Listen, if you and Liza
are meant to be together,

nothing can keep you apart.

And I'm the romantic one?

Yeah.

Out of all the people I
could have met on Yara...

I know. I was surprised
to see your profile.

And to learn you're
interested in men and women.

My friend Lauren applied for me.

- Mm.
- Clearly she's more interested

in meeting people for herself.

Uh-huh, sure.

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- I'll be right back.
- No rush.

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Ah.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Um...

There are bagels in the lobby.

Yeah, I'm good. I'm
actually meeting somebody.

Me too.

Hey, guys.

- Hey.
- Hi, Jake.

Sorry, I can't stay for breakfast.

I'm doing HuffPo Live in an hour.

Um, so, look, I was really impressed

with what you guys had to say
and I know the importance

of surrounding yourself
with smart people,

so I decided that I would
like to work with you.

- Who?
- Both of you.

Can we do that?

- Why not?
- There are a few reasons.

- But we can figure that out.
- Okay, fantastic.

I feel really good about this.

- Good.
- I'm glad.

Great, so my lawyer will be in touch.

And I'm super excited, so I'll see ya.

Hey, Jake.

Are you sure?

You know, sometimes three's a crowd.

I mean one thing no
other publishing house

is offering is two amazing editors.

I'm a first-time author.

I need all the help I can get.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Oh, um, I saw you on Yara.

Yeah, I saw you too.

How is the tour going?

Door open or door closed?

Pauline is unhinged.

She cries every time

she's asked about your relationship.

Ah.

I knew that talking about
the break up would be hard.

But this... this, uh...

That is truly unexpected.

Uh, she's actually
telling people that, um,

that you're still together.

I thought it might be a bad idea, but

it's so hard to push back
with such raw subject matter.

It's not your fault. This
is uncharted territory.

Ugh, I had such high hopes.

Well, this book

may not be what the company
hoped it would be.

It's definitely not what
Pauline hoped it would be.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Diana, for
making your job harder.

Charles, maybe you should
go tonight in my place.

Wouldn't that just
support this fallacy?

You're not supporting her lie.

You're supporting her.

- Liza, sorry I'm late.
- Hi, it's okay.

How are you feeling? Ah, nervous.

All right, I'm gonna talk to moderator

before the Q&A starts.

Hopefully I can get him to stick

to questions about the novel.

You know you'd think

the lying would get easier,

but the more it accumulates,
the harder it gets.

Yeah. Believe what
you're saying is true.

Keep your answers short,
and remember, these people

are here because you gave them hope.

Yep, false hope.

Hope that they could have
the lives they wanted.

It doesn't necessarily mean
saving their marriage.

That can mean anything.

Okay. Thanks, Liza.

"It was a Tuesday.

"Corina had piano lessons
and Jamie had ballet.

"I was back in the routine, and
it felt like I never left.

- "The one difference was..."
- Hey.

No statements and no
two-part questions.

And try not to pick
someone who came here

for advice on their love life.

How am I supposed to know that?

Oh, you can tell.

"And that night at the dinner table

"in front of the kids,

"he took my hand,

"and for the second time
in our relationship,

"he proposed."

Thank you.

Thank you, Pauline.

Now we'll take some questions
from the audience.

Oh, no, too eager. Keep going.

Yes, over here on the right.

Mm-mm.

Hi, Pauline.

- Beth.
- Hi, Beth.

- Love your book.
- Aw, thank you.

I have a personal question.

Oh, of course you do.

How's it working between you

and the real-life Karl?

Um, it's...

It's...

Well, the truth is...

The truth is

my marriage was over before I left.

And no matter what I did,

no matter what he did,

it wasn't gonna get fixed.

This story is a fantasy.

It's how I imagined it for
the couple in the book

because I like happy endings.

But for me,

my story isn't over.

And my happy ending is still out there.

Thank you.

Okay, next question.

Thank you too.

- Charles, hi.
- Hi.

I didn't know you were
going to be here tonight.

I heard that Pauline was
having a hard time.

And I assume that lying was your idea?

Charles.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I'm glad you came.
- Me too.

And I know that was hard, but...

being honest was the right thing to do.

Well, I mean, I wasn't truly honest.

If I had been, I would have said

that it was your career
and your ambition

that ruined our marriage, not mine.

And that when we got married,
I thought we'd be a team.

Right away, it was all about you.

I was just there to be your rock.

And you never noticed how unhappy I was

because you didn't want to.

I'm sorry, Pauline.

I really am.

And you're right.

Sometimes I am blind

to what's right in front of me.

Charles.

Huh!

Charles.

Charles. Wait.

Who are you?

- What?
- Who are you?

I think if you're asking,
you probably know.

I thought I did.

I'm just a woman who lied
about her age to get a job.

- How long have you...
- It doesn't matter.

- What else did you lie about?
- Let me explain.

You betrayed me.

You looked me in the eyes
for months and months,

and you pretended to be
somebody else entirely.

You are not the kind of person
that I want to have in my life.

Unfortunately this company will
not survive another scandal.

So from now on

we have a professional
reporting relationship.

Maybe it would be
better if I just left.

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I thought you did all
this to get a job.